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Part- 13


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Kalu- Jee..jee..upar se, niche se....jaise chahiye waise kara dijiye...magar jaldi kijiye...

Kalu ek tasalli se bola.


Wo langdaate hue hi bhabhi ke pass aya, aur uske samne aakar khada ho gaya.

Uska to khicha huaa tent dekh bhabhi sharma gayi aur turant nazare hata li.

Ab bhabhi ke samne bada sawal tha ki hath kaise lagaaye? Kyunki uski halat bhi baaki auraton jaisi hi hui thi, jo mard ke lund ko dekhkar hoti hai.
 'Ha' bhi naa, aur 'Naa' bhi naa.

Magar usko ye karna hi tha. 

Toh ye bass ek madad hai, aisi dhaarna se wo thoda aage badhi.

Uff...

" karna pad raha hai" aisa chehara banakar bhabhi ne apna hath badhaya. 
Uska hath uss tent par pada.

Touch hote hi wo uchal padi, jaise chatka lag gaya ho. Wakai me waha ki jagah garm thi.

Ab mooh banate hue bhabhi ne fir se apni ugaliyon se waha touch kiya. Tent ke andar ke lund ka ehsaas ungaliyon ko hote hi bhabhi kuch ajeeb si sharma gayi. 

Ufff..

Usne turant ankhe band kar li aur ab uske lund ko apni ungaliyon se adjust karne lagi.

Kalu- Bhabhi, thoda ache se pakad kar thik se karaa lijiyegaa naa!! bada tan ke fasa huaa hai kahi.


Ye sunkar bhabhi asahaj ki mudra me aage badhi.

Ye karte wakt bhabhi ke chehare par kai tarah ke expressions the. Usme lajja, sharm, hayaa, excitment, dar, majboori, shararat sab thi.

Fir ab bhabhi ne hath ke talwe se uska pakad liya. 
Ufff...
Jaise truck ka gear. 
Uff...

Uske khade Lund ka topa uske panje me aa gaya tha. Uske topa ko chune ka ehsas se bhabhi ko paani paani kara gaya.

Topa chute hi bhabhi ko uske lund ki size kaa andaza ho gaya.

Halaki, iss se pahale kitchen me ek baar bhabhi ne uske lund ko touch kiya tha.

Lekin aaj wala uska size alag tha.

Uska lund size me kaafi bada tha aur pant ke upar se hi garam mehsoos ho rha tha.
Bhabhi ki toh sanse fool gyi.

Kalu chehare par dard ka natak karte hue andar se bhabhi ke hath ke sparsh ka maja lene laga.

Halaki, ye usne hi plan kiya tha. Use pata tha ki koi bhi aurat ko aur thoda garam karne ke liye, lund ka uske hath me pahunchna jaroori hota hai. Bhabhi ke expressions dekhte hue aisa lag raha tha ki, uska ye master plan abtak toh kamyaab ho raha tha.
Bhabhi ki asahajta aur fooli huii sanse hi aur sangeen hoti jaa rahi thi.

Ab toh bhabhi uska lund ache se pakad kar gaadi ka gear khataakkk..khataakkk.. badalne lagi.
Uske sparsh karne ke tarike se pata chal raha tha ki wo ab thoda comfortable ho gayi hai.

Par pareshani ye thi ki wo lund uss jagah se jara bhi nahi hila tha.

Bhabhi hila hila kar pareshaan ho gayi.

Kalu- Bhabhi lagta hai andar underpant ki ched me ghuss gaya hai..shayad isiliye itna dard de raha hai..lagata hai pant ki chain kholni padegi.. peeleeejjjj kholo...

Bhabhi ne saaf saaf mana kar diya.

Bhabhi- No...Maine bass upar se kaha tha. Ab aap hi suljha lo apna...Mai chali..

Bhabhi ne keh toh diya tha, magar abhi bhi lund ko choda nahi tha.


Kalu- Bhabhi, aapko ghussa aawe yaa naa aawe....darsal baat ye hai ki, ye sab aap hi ki wajah se huaa hai..

Bhabhi- What? Meri wajah se? Kya kaha? 

Kalu- Aur nahi toh kaa? Koi lal rang se hamra 'Bail' bokhla gaya. Aur ihh kum tha ki kya pata? Upar se aaj uske samne gadda bhi aa gaya. Toh usme hamra 'Wo Bail' aisi akdn bhari awastha me fass gaya hai ki, kaa bataaye...nikalne kaa naam hi nahi le raha.
 

Kalu ne saree ke andar se dikhaai padnewali chaddi ko niharte hue kaha.

Bhabhi- Shut up...kya matlab hai aapka?

Kalu- Sach me bhabhi....ye jo aapke piche aapne lal rang ka kapada dala hai naa. Wuhi musibat ki jad hai. Usine kaam bighada hai.

Usne piche point karte hue bola tha.

Waise Bhabhi ache se janati thi, ki wo kiss lal rang ki baat kar raha tha?
Magar usne piche moodkar dekha.

Piche dekha toh bhabhi samajh gayi ki kalu kisko point kar ke dikha raha tha.
Unke kitchen me paani rakhne ke liye ek mitthi ka mataka tha. Usko bheege hue lal kapade se lapeta huaa tha.Taaki paani thanda rahe.

Bhabhi dekhte hi boli.

Bhabhi- Achaa ye lal? Magar Kuch bhi...Ye kaisa betuka tark hai? Iss se kya huaa?

Kalu- Are wo hamri andruni baat hai bhabhi jee. Humka lal rang se allergy hai. Sasura kahe toh, hamra kamjori hai. Jab bhi aisa kuch lal-bhadak dekhta hu, toh andar ajeebh saa kuch jaag uthata hai. Aur Bail isliye bola, kyunki bail kaa bhi lal rang dekhkar aisa hi halat hota hai. Toh usiki wajah se huaa hai ye sab.

Bhabhi- Kuch bhi...

Kalu- Are bhabhi sach me.. ab hoti hai apni apni baate.

Bhabhi- Aisa hai toh kaam hi ho gaya fir. Aapki madad karne ki koi jaroorat hi nahi hai fir. Rukiye, mai abhi utaar deti hu isko.

Kalu- Naa..naa.. ab koi fayda nahi hai. Ye lal rang bass jagaane kaa kaam karta hai. Ab yaha se aage ihh kaisa soo jaayega, yeh toh iske upar hi hai..toh ab hataane se koi fayda nahi hai. Usne toh apna kand kar dala hai. Ab jo zhelna hai, wo toh zhelna hi padega. Aur sasura pata nahi kab soyega ab. Tabtak hamri toh jaan nikal jayegi.

Bhabhi- Kuch bhi...

Kalu- Bhabhi jee..uska jaganaa fir bhi hum samhaal paate. Magar wo jo gadde me fas gaya hai. Tanav uski wajah se jyada ho raha hai. Usi me se bahar nikalne ko aapki madad ki jaroorat hai.

Bhabhi- Gadda?

Kalu- Haa..gadda..aur toh aur uske liye bhi toh aap hi jimmedaar ho.

Bhabhi- What? Ab ye gadda kya hai? Aur iske liye mai jimmedaar kaisi?

Kalu- Wo...aapne hi subah jor diya tha, ki amavas ki wajah se aaj hi kaam niptana hai. Warna Golu jee toh kal bol rahe the. 

Bhabhi- Toh?

Kalu- Toh aaj ko hamne hole wali underwear pahani hui thi. Toh bhaagdoudi me waise hi kaam par aa gaya. aapki wajah se hole wali chaddi par hi kaam pe ana pada.
Aur dekhiye, sasura hamra bhi sala usme hi jakar fass gaya.

Bhabhi- Hole? What the fckk...kuch bhi...aur maine kab jor diya aaj hi karna hai isliye. Wo toh Golu ki exam hai isliye bola. Warna next week bhi kar sakte the, muzhe koi jaldi nahi thi.

Kalu- Are..Golu bichaare ko aapne hi, "kaam par dhyaan nahi", "ghar par dhyaan nahi" bol bol kar majboor kiya tha. Toh isiliye uss bichaare ne aaj hi bola.

Bhabhi- What? Kuch bhi...aur inn sab ke liye muzhe jimmedaar kaise tehra rahe ho? Ye lal rang, aapki pant me hole...ye sab kya hai? Aur inn sab se mera kya lena dena? Ye kaisa tark hai..

Bhabhi ghusse me bol padi.


Iske baad kalu turant thoda haste hue bola.

Kalu- Are.. bhabhi jee..majak kar raha hu..ab chiz hi aisi hai ki iska kya tark samjhaau aapko? 
Andruni jagah kaa dard, naa dikha sakte hai, naa kisiko bata sakte hai. Sasura, hamra dard hamka pata hai. Ab toh aapke hilaane se toh aur bhi aage chala gaya hai. Ab toh aur tan gaya hai. Aahhhhhhaaa...aree..areee..ye darad...iss se achaa mai mar jaau. Pleazzzzzz....bhabhi jee..timepass mat kijiye..ab tak toh aapne nikala bhi hota..
Uiiiii...ahhhaa...ohhhh..hiiii..huuuu...ahhhaa...
Hamara halat toh dekhiye, 3 pairo par kab se khada hu..iska matlab aap nahi janate. Ek marad hi samajh sakat hai.. plezzzz..nikaaliye naa..


Bhabhi- Uffff.... Aap bhi naaa....!!!

Bhabhi ne pareshaan hokar uff chodi.

Kalu- kholiye naa...

Itni tapadkar ki hui request se ab bhabhi almost raazhi ho gyi thi. Magar akhari kuch nakare dikhana toh auraton ki khasiyat hoti hai.


Bhabhi- Nahi...Upar se thik tha, par mai andar nahi....
Kalu- Are toh kaise hoga???Humne 20min tak aapko zhela..aap hamre liye itna bhi nahi kar paa rahi hai...haayeee..e dard....

Bhabhi sharma gayi..
Bhabhi- Wo alag madad thi, ye alag hai...

Kalu- Bhabhi...age aapko samajh aayega ki ye madad bhi uski tarah hi hai. 

Bhabhi- Matlab?

Kalu- Wo aapko pata chalega..pahale khol dijiye...

Bhabhi fir se jor se boli.
Bhabhi- Aap kya keh rahe ho, kuch samajh nahi aa raha hai muzhe.

Kalu- paleeeezzzzzz....pleezxxxxx..ahhaa..

Bhabhi- Fir bhi nahi...
Kalu- Thik hai..yaa toh kholo, yaa fir apne hath se kat daalo. Muzhe nahi jeena hai ab..ahhhaaa...mere hath khaali hote toh itni manmaani nahi karta...haayeee..

Fir bhi Bhabhi muskurate hue waisi hi khadi rahi.
Bhabhi kaa aise majak me hasna kalu ne dekh liya, aur kalu jaan gaya ki bhabhi bhi apne le rahi hai.

Usne turant bolne kaa texture change kar dala.

Kalu- Are bhabhi...ab samjha...aap dar rahi hai naa?

Bhabhi- Dar?

Kalu- Haa..Mai samajh gaya, Magar darned ki koi baat nahi. Isme wo jaharila saap nahi hai...wo toh ussi din chala gaya..

Ispar thoda majakiya andaaj me bhabhi ne poocha.

Bhabhi- Toh? Ab kya hai?

Kalu- Aaj mithaai hai..

Bhabhi- Kya??

Bhabhi ne chounk kar poocha.

Kalu- Haa..haa..aaj mithaai hai..Aapko bataa rahe hai, kisiko bataayiyegaa nahi..
'Wo darsal Marad ki underwear ek mithai ki dookan ki tarah hoti hai, ek cream roll, 2 gulab jamun, aur toh aur khushi ke mouke par rabadi bhi nikalti hai.' 

Ha..ha...ha...ha..ha..
Kalu ne iss majakiya baatchit ko kuch alag hi level par pahuncha diya..

Bhabhi- Chiiiiii...aap bhi naa.......uffwyyykkkkkk...aap toh bade hi besharam aur gande insaan ho..aurat ke samne ye kaisi baate karte rahte hai?

Kalu- Besharam kaha bhabhi. Hum toh aapki badi izzat karta hu. Dekh nahi rahe ho kya? kaise khade hokar izzat de rhe hai...

Kalu ne aur ek goli daag di.

Bhabhi shrm se chur ho gayi....
Bhabhi- Chiii..aap bhi naa...kuch bhi baate bana lete ho...isme koi hath nahi pakad sakta aapka.


Kalu- Filhaal toh hath nahi, kuch aur pakadne ki jaroorat hai.

Bhabhi- Dekho...fir se shuru ho gye? Aap bhi na...

Uski inn baaton se bhabhi andar se bheeg gayi thi. Ek ajeeb se sansani naso me doudne lagi.



Kalu- Are nikalo, jitna has rahe hai, utna hi neeche tana jaa raha hai. Cream roll tut jayega...fir rabdi bhi nahi milegi...

Bhabhi- chiiiii....chup raho aap.ab bahot huaa...kaisi bhi baate karte ho.
Bhabhi uski baato se pareshaan hote hue boli.

Kalu- Aap meri majboori nahi samajh rahi ho...aur upar se ye sala...ariii sasura.... kitani izaat dega bhabhi jee ko? Bas ho gya tera salute..ab toh zanda utaar lo....

Bhabhi ye sunte hi has padi. Bhabhi ko bhi ab ye baate pasand thi.

Bhabhi- Ruke..ruke...lagata hai ab kholana hi padega..warna aapki ye faltu baate badhati hi jaayegi..


Uffff...
Bhabhi kuch aise raazi ho gyi.


To be continued....

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            Part 14




Uff..
Itni manmaani ke baad bhabhi finally raazhi ho gayi.

Halaki, inn dono ke bich itna kuch ho gaya tha, ki ab itne nakhre dikhaane ki jaroorat hi nahi thi.

Magar wo Lilly bhabhi thi.
Wo aisa hi karti thi. Uske apne rules aur kanoon the, uske apne nakhare he, uski apni manmaani thi.


Par,
Abhi filhal ke liye toh wo raazi ho gayi thi.

Kalu khush ho utha.
Wo khushi se waahh kahane wala hi tha, magar uko uaad aya ki usko toh dard ki acting karni hai.

Apni khushi ko chupaate hue wo dard se karhaane ki acting karne laga.
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Toh ab uski chain kholne ke liye bhabhi ne hath badhaya. Chain pakadkar khichne lagi. Par wo chain kahi atak gayi thi. Uski pant bhi sasti aur poorani thi.

Badi khicha-taani ho gayi. Tab bhi nahi nikali toh, ab chain kholne ke liye bhabhi thodi uski taraf zhuk gayi.

Jab bhabhi zhuk rhi thi, toh kalu janbujhkar direction change kar ke khada huaa. Iss se bhabhi deewar ki side ki aur aa gayi.

Kalu- sasura kahi atak gayi hai. Aise hi hoti hai baar bar. Aap thoda baith kar khole.

Ye bolte wakt kalu thoda aage badha. Uss se door rahane ke liye bhabhi piche gayi toh deewar se takra gayi. Takrakar apne aap adhi baith gayi.
Ab bhabhi ko poora baithana hi tha.

Usne thoda katraate idhar udhar dekha aur neeche ghutno pe baith gyi.

Hummmm...

Jab wo baith gayi toh uska mooh ekdum kalu ke lund ks seedha line me aa gaya tha.

Kalu toh feeling lekar hi maan gaya.

Ab bhabhi ke piche deewar, toh samne Kalu ka tent tha.

Bhabhi ab hath badhakar chain ko jor se kholne lagi. Kholte samay uska lund bhabhi ki ungaliyon par lag hi rha tha.

Bhabhi- Ummhh..Humm.. ufff..ohh...

Badi mashakkad ke bad wo chain akhirkaar nikal hi gayi.

Bhabhi ne chain ko pura niche khol diya.

Ziiiiiiiiiìipppppppppp....
Chain khulte hi...
Uff...

Tabhi, bhabhi ko ek jor ka zhatka laga. Wo uchalkar deewar se jaa takraai.

Usne ye ummid bhi nahi ki thi.
Ufff...

Jaise hi wo chain khuli, zaapppp kar ke usme se kalu ka kala lund bahar uchal pada. Lund dekhte hi Bhabhi ke andar ek hi pal me kai bhaav umad gaye. Sabse pahale toh dar gayi, fir chounk gayi, fir Lajjit ho uthi.

Usk tark ke anusar andar toh underpant honi chahiye thi. Socha nahi tha ki lund hi bahar aa jayega.

Ohhhh...

Uska itna bada kala lund dekhkar bhabhi ki toh kuch der sanse ruk si gyi. Hadbadahat me wo piche zhep gayi.

Par isi mouke ki talash me baithe kalu ne mouka dekh apni kamar ko bhabhi ki aur push kiya.
Isase wo dono sath me peeche jaane lage. Jaise ki mooh me lund diya jaa rha ho. Bahot jald bhabhi piche dewar se takra gayi. Usne aur piche jana chaha..par deewar hone ki wajah se bhabhi ko piche jaane ke liye jagah hi nahi bachi.
Usi wakt bhabhi ko pata chala, ki ekdum se kalu ne baithne ki direction kyu change ki thi?

Tabhi Wo jor se bhabhi ke upar aya.
Dhadammm...

Mouka ye dastur toh tha, par sasure ka nishana chuk gya tha. Nishana toh bhabhi ka mooh tha, par chuk kar uska lund bhabhi ke gaal ko halka sa chute side me chala gya..

Achanak iss hamle se bhabhi puri hil gayi thi.

Ghusse se aagbabula hokar wo kalu ke upar fatnewali hi thi, ki tabhi kalu hi bol pada.

Kalu- Sorry bhabhi jee..wo pair fisal gaya aur hamra balance bighad gya humra. Jaise masaale nikalte samay aapka bighad rha tha.

"Masala" sunte hi bhabhi ka ghussa sharm me badal gaya. Wo ekdum se chup ho gayi. Ispar aage kuch bol bhi naa payi.

Uske lund kaa gaal pe sparsh abhi tak chubh raha tha.

Kalu- Dekhe bhabhi kaha se bahar aya hai. Isiliye aise atak ke itna tana jaa raha tha aur darad de raha tha, aur nikal hi nahi raha tha. Sala chaddi ki hole se bahar entry maar liya hai sasura.Tabhi sochu mai, ki sasura aaj itna tan kaisan gaya hai. Jaldi se hatakar mukt kar dijiye isko bhabhi.

Ufff..


Ab toh nange lund ko touch karne ki baat chal rahi thi. 
Ab bhabhi ko asali sharm kaa ehsas huaa.

Bhabhi ke thik ankhon ke samne ek paraye mard kaa kala lund latak raha tha. Naa chahate hue bhi bhabhi ki ankhe uss latakte lund par hi gayi. Uss lund ko dekhkar uske andar ek ajeeb si sharm jaag gayi.
Usne turant palke zhuka li.



Issbaar bilkul mana karne ki soch li bhabhi ne. Use wo bilkul hath nahi lagaane wali thi. Par kaale lund ko dekhte hue wo ye bhi sochne lagi, "ki jald se iss kaam ko nipta lena hi padega. Warna tabtak kalu chup nahi rahenge aur yahi rath lagaaye baithega. Better ki jald se khatm kare aur yha se uth jaaye."

Uska bada kala lund bhabhi ke samne abhi tak tan tan nach raha tha.
Uska wo tan tan dekhkar bhabhi ke andar ek ajeeb si sansani doud gayi thi. Wo thik se naa toh dekh paa rahi thi, aur naa hi soch paa rahi thi.

Akhir kaam ko jaldi khatm karnewala option hi chun liya bhabhi ne.

Bhabhi- Ufff....

Wo khudko aise dikha rahi thi, ki wo majboor hai, aur use ye karna pad raha hai.

Ufff..

Ab sabse pahale usne apni ankhe band kar li. Fir chehare par aisi ghrina bhari mudra banayi, jaise saap ko chune jaa rahi ho. 

Ab ek lambi sans bharkar kampte hue hath se akhir kaar usne kalu ke lund ko touch kiya.

Uffff..

Thassssssssssssss........
Ek thasss si dhuwa udd gayi waha. Jaise aag par thanda paani pad gaya ho.

Bhabhi ke wo narm haton ka wo sparsh, kalu ko jindagi bhar tak yaad rahega. 

Wo waisa experience tha.

Idhar,
Touch hote hi Bhabhi ki mooh se isssssaaaaa nikal gyi. Jaise koi chatka lag gya ho.

Bhabhi- Auncchhhh...
Issbaar wala chatka double garam tha.

Akhir kaar bhabhi ne kalu ka lund hath me le hi liya tha.

Ufff...

Bhabhi ki ankhe toh abhi tak band hi thi. Usne ankh band kar ke hi apne hath me mehsoos kiya ki, jo bhi uske hath me aya hai, wo bada hattakatta aur bahot garam hai. Uss lund ki nase puri tarah se ful gyi thi aur jaise unme khoon nahi, balki josh beh rha ho. 
Iss kholte hue fan fan ko mehsoos karke bhabhi ki sanse hi fool gyi.

Pata nahi kyu, magar bhabhi apne aap ko rok na saki. Naa chahate hue bhi usne apni hateli kholkar uska Lund poora kaa poora pakad liya.

Ek jrrrrrr- sarrrrr si sarsarahat lekar bhabhi ne ek lambi sans bhar li.

Ab uss fase hue lund ko ache se pakadkar usko nikaalne ki koshish shuru ho gayi.

Wo baar baar uss lund ko pakad pakadkar yha-wha adjust karne ki koshish karne lagi.

Adjust karna toh ab bahana tha. Wo toh adjust karne ke piche uske lund ke sath sehlaav karne lagi thi. Sharm se hi sahi, Par hila toh rahi thi.

Idhar kalu ankhe band karke jannat kaa maja lene laga.
Wo apna lund bhabhi ke hath me dekar bada khush tha. Ye bhabhi ko aur garam karne ke uske plan kaa ek hissa tha.

Yaha niche uske samne baithi hui awastha me bhabhi uska lund yaha waha khinchne lagi.

Magar uska wo bada akar ka lund uss chaddi ke ched se piche hatne ka naam nahi le raha tha.

lund ke itne bade aur lambe hone se underwaer ka ched pura sama gya tha.

Bhabhi ne koshish ki par wo use andar nahi dal paa rhi thi. Issbaar bhabhi ne uske lund ko pakadkar aage se piche dhakel diya.
Iss wajah bhabhi ke hath se kalu ke lund ki chamdi andar ho gyi aur uske samne ka topa khul gya. Ye thik waise hi hua tha jaise bhabhi uska lund pakadkar andar bahar kar ke hila rahi ho.

Ufff..

Bhabhi ko jab pata chala, wo kya kar rahi hai toh, usne zat se wo lund chod diya. Wo mooh chupati reh gayi.

Par wo bhi kya karti? Wo bada size ka hole se bahar hi nahi nikal rha tha.

Upar se Uska wo bada topa jab bhabhi ke hath me aya toh uske jism me jaise ek aag si lag gayi.
Aur ek baat ghati. Jaise hi wo topa khul gya uske lund se ek ajeeb si gandi smell aa gayi. Pata nahi kyu par iss badabu ne bhabhi ko andar se machal diya tha. Wo chahana toh nahi chah rahi thi, par ek ajeeb sa nasha use majboor karne laga tha. Uss badabu se toh bhabhi ki chut gili ho gayi.

Akhir kaar bhabhi ne chuppi chod di.
Bhabhi- uiiiii. Maaaaa...Ye toh bahot bada hai. Jaa hi nahi raha hai.

Bhabhi ki ye baat sunkar upar kalu ka seena fool gaya.

Kalu- Jee, Thank u bhabhi.

Bhabhi- Are? Thank you? Uff..Mai complaint kar rahi hu, tareef nahi. Underwear ki hole se nikal hi nahi raha.

Kalu- wu toh hai..bass nikaalne ke chakkar me tod naa dena humra..ha..ha..ha..

Kalu hasne laga.

Bhabhi- Ab toot gaya toh toot gaya. Itna paal-pos kar bada karne ko kisne bola tha? Itna bada hamesha dikkat hi dega naa?

Kalu- Wo toh hai....Magar bhabhi kuch ko ye dikkat achi lagati hai. Ye aapse behtar kon janega?

Bhabhi- Kya? Kya Matlab?

Kalu- Kuch nahi, bass ye keh rahe the ki, Bada hone ka aapna ek fayda hota hai, aur apna hi ek dard...Waise pahale itna bada nahi tha..aapki touch se aur bada ho gaya lagata hai sasura...

Bhabhi sehma gayi
Bhabhi- kyu?

Kalu- Wo humka nahi maloom..aap usi ko pooch le...

Bhabhi- Chii...aap bhi naa...wo baat thodi karega?


Bhabhi ne ekdum apna mood badal liya tha. Wo ab halki-fulki hasi-majak pe utar aayi.


Kalu- Bhabhi bankar baat karegi toh nahi karega, aap wo Lilly ban jaao naa....fir dekhe kaise tote ki tarah bol padta hai.

Bhabhi- Chup rahiye aap..aaj toh uss lilly ko aas pass bhi nahi bulana hai mujhe. Aaj bada risk hai...baot khatra hai aaju baaju.

Kalu- Khatra? Ye kaa baat kar rahe hai?
Sasura yaha ek toh kabse khada hokar aapko izzat de rahe hai itni. Duja hum itne sharif hai ki mooh me aya chod diya. Teeja ye ki aapko dhak kar aapki izzat ka bhi khayal kiya, wo toh aapne dekh hi liya. Koi hamri jagah dusara hota, toh dhakta nahi, balki utaar deta. Aur toh aur hath me bhi pooch ke hi de rahe hai. Toh ulta itna surakshit jaga Lilly ke liye ho hi nahi sakti.


Mooh me aya chod diya, ye sunkar bhabhi ko fir se uski jeebh ki yaad aa gayi aur wo bichaari sharm se fir zep gayi.

Bhabhi- Haa..haa...badi madad karnewale aaye. Pata hai kya madad ki hai? Murgi katkar anda bachane ki aapki madad. Hunnnn.... Aur, aur  zhoot bolkar hath lagwa rahe hai...

Kalu- Zhoot? Konsa zhoot bhabhi?

Bhabhi- Aap toh keh rahe the mithai hai,  ye toh saap hi hai.

Itna kehkar bhabhi joro se hass di.


Kalu- Bhabhi jee, Dikhne me kaisa bhi ho, khaane me toh mithai jaisa hi hai. Chahe toh try kara lijiye.

Itna bolkar wo chup huaa..

Bhabhi- Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioo.......Shut up...

Itni lambi Chiii boli thi ki, bhabhi ki sanse fool gayi thi.

Kalu- Aji, sachi keh raha hu..cream roll hi hai..

Bhabhi- Aisa kala cream roll?
Bhabhi hasne lagi.

Kalu- Haa...market me naya aya hai, Ek nayi dairy kaa hi maal hai. Uss dairy kaa naam " Lilly ka taaza hai". Khass visheh bhabhiyon ke liye banaya hai. Suna hai bhabhiyon kaa aisa kala pasand hai. Aur motha bhi thik banaya hai, suna hai bhabhiyon ka gehra bhi hota hai.


Bhabhi- Chiiiiii....Ek toh meri dairy bass cream banati hai, Roll toh kahi aur se hi hai ye. Aur kuch pasand-wasand nahi hai. Unn bichariyon ki toh majboori hai. Hamare desh me aur kuch option bhi toh nahi hai..isilye kala ganna hi choosna padta hai inn haseen bhabhiyon ko.

Issbaar kalu offend ho gaya.

Kalu- Are..ye kaa bol rahi hai? Aap toh saraasar des ki 80% mardon kaa apmaan kar rahi hai. Aisa nahi chalega. Hum hadtaal par utar aayenge.

"Nahi chalega..nahi chalega."

Bhabhi hasne lagi.

Kalu- Gori firangiya ispar marti hai, aapko kya pata? Wo toh hawai jahaz kaa ticket karwake isko lene aati hai. Are asali khudaayi isise hoti hai, baaki toh bass pen aur pencil hote hai. Unse jyda se jyada kya hoga?  likhawat. Yaa fir jyad se jyada khujali mitegi. Magar pyass kaa kya? Pyaas thodi naa mitegi?  Beej ke liye likhawat nahi khudaayi karni padti hai.

Bhabhi hasti hui chup rahi.

Kalu- Are boliye..aisa chup naa rahiye.  bhabhiyon ki ye manmaani nahi chalegi, nahi chalegi. Aapne humre Desi mardon kaa apmaan kiya hai...Aapko jawab mooh me lena padega.

Kalu ne akhri line haste hue majak me boli thi.

Ye sunte hi bhabhi joro se haskar chiii karne lagi.


Bhabhi- Maar khaoge...Shut up...Chup matlab chup.

Kalu- Are aisa kaise? Aapko tamam deswasiyon ko jawab dena padega.

Bhabhi- Bilkul chup rahiye. chup matlab chup.
Bade Neta ban rahe hai? Jiske liye hadtaal kar rahe ho, wo pahale se hi kahi atak ke tana padaa hai. Agar itni jor se chillakar hadtaal karoge toh, wo toh toot hi jaayega. Toh fir hadtaal se mooh chupakar bhagna padega. Samjhe? Aur ab apni bakwas baate band kare aur ye bataaye ki ye ab niklega kaise? Bade aaye krantikaari......hun....


To be continued.....

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             Part 15



Inki hasi majak wali baate toh chal rahi thi. Magar bhabhi uske lund ko har 20 second aisa ghur rahi thi, ki kala cream roll khaa hi jayegi.

Ek aurat ki halat. Uska man use kuch aur bata raha tha, toh uska jism kuch alag.

Upar Kalu bhi control banaaye rakha tha, aur bhabhi ko aur garam karne me laga tha.

Chahe jo ho, dono abhi tak apne apne character samhaale hue the.



Kalu-  Thoda tircha kar ke prayass kijiye... nikal jaye shayad. Akhirkar tedhi ungali se hi ghee nikalta hai..kahe?

Uska lund sach me uski underwear ki hole me fas gaya tha. Wo hole ekdum niche ke side tha. Toh uska lund usme se ghus kar bahar aya tha. Wo hole niche ke side hone ke karan hi itna tana huaa tha kalu kaa.

Bhabhi- Tedhi, seedhi sab kar liye, Nahi ho raha. Sab try kiya..ufff....Ek kaam kare, ise thoda naram hone dijiye, apne aap nikal jaayega..Mai nahi karungi ab.

Kalu- Are bhabhi rukiye... Tabtak mai mar jaaunga. Itni jaldi ab wo narm nahi hone wala.  Hunnnnnn...aap ek kaam kijiye...lagta hai Ye aapko dekhne ko hi bahar aya huaa hai..chaliye pant utaariye...

Bhabhi ekdum chounk gayi. Wo ekdum se ek ajeeb sharm me doob gayi.


Bhabhi- kya? Nahi nahi....Chiii. Ye kya keh rhe ho aap? besharam kahi ke. Mai nahi utarungi apni pant.

Ye sunkar kalu hass pade...

Kalu- Are nahi..ha..ha..ha.. bhabhi tumhari nahi meri. Lagta hai pant upar se utarkar fir underwear ko bhi neeche utarna padega.. tabhi ye uss changul se nikal payega..

Bhabhi- ohhh..sorry..muzhe lga...

Kalu- Aapko kya laga?

Bhabhi- wo..muzhe laga..ummmm..ishhhhh...kuch nahi..aap jaane de..

Kalu- Waise Aapko jo bhi laga, wo bhi chal sakta hai..akhirkaar jab tak ye shant nahi hoga tab tak soyega nahi ye.

Bhabhi ye sunkar sharm se galo me hasne lagi. laj

Aise hi gaalo me haste hue wo uthi aur fir apni saree ko adjust karke fir se ache se ghutno par baith gayi.
Bhabhi- Nahi...nahi...aapki hi utar deti hu. Yahi Thik rahega...

Itna bolkar majakiya andaaj me bhabhi jor se hass padi..


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Ab bhabhi hath badhaakar pant ke button kholne gyi.
Tabhi Kalu ne bhahi ko toka aur kholne se pahale fir se direction deewar ki taraf karne ki koshish karne laga.

Wo kya chahata tha, aur direction kyu badal raha hai, issbaar bhabhi ko ache se pata tha.

Tabhi, bhabhi ke chehare par ek naught smile khili.

Uski ye smile matlab kuch jabardast hone wala hai.

Ufff..

Bhabhi ne ek shararat bhari smile dete hue kalu ki uss koshish ko wahi roka. Aur fir madak nazar se uski taraf dekhte hue wo khud uth khadi ho gyi.

Mano keh rahi ho" tum kyu pareshan ho rahe ho, mai khud deewar se chipak ke baith jaati hu. Taki issbaar ache se nishana laga sako."

Wahhh..kitni sexy hai ye.

Fir usko dekhte hue khud hi deewar se sat ke baithane lag gayi.

Ufff..

Bhabhi kaa ye awataar dekh Kalu ki toh dhadkane ruk si gayi.
Uski instant change hone wali yahi ada toh use dusaron se alag bana deti thi.


Ab,

Bhabhi, deewar se ghasitate hue niche ghutno pe baith gayi.

Ufff..

Waha bhabhi deewar se sat ke ghutno par baith gayi, aur yaha aisi ada ke sath, aisi haseena ko, aise ghutno par baithate hue dekhkar kalu ka lund aise ud ud karne laga, jaise khilouna dekh kar chota bachha zidd karne lagta hai.

Wo turant bhabhi ke kareeb badha. Issbaar poore hakk se, aur jyada sat ke khada ho gaya.

Bhabhi ne bhi usko kuch toka nahi. Usko jitna pass ana hai, aane diya.

Ohhhh..

Issbaar toh uska lund bahar hi tha. Itna kareeb aane se wo lund itna pass aa gaya, ki ab bhabhi ke nak aur uske lund me ungali bhar ka hi antar reh gaya.
Wo kala Mota lund bhabhi ko dekhne ke liye usko khudki ankho ko kana karke dekhana pad raha tha. Wo itna kareeb tha.

Iss passion ke sath itna kareeb uske lund ko pakar bhabhi ki halat bhi badi najook thi. Uski sanse hi fool gayi thi.

Aur jaise hi wo lund itna kareeb aya, uss lund se ek ajeeb badabu bhabhi ke naak me ghuss gayi.

Iss toh bhabhi aur bh jyada kamook ho gayi.

Waise wo khudko control karne ki poori koshish kar rahi thi, Par akhir wo ek aurat hi thi. Lund chahe kaisa bhi ho, aurat ke andar chul toh mach hi jaati hai.

Use samajh hi nahi aa raha tha ab, ki wo daring kar ke khula invitation dekar aise baith toh gayi hai, magar wo yaha se khudpar control rakh payegi? Ki khudko surrender kar degi?

Idhar ek haseena ko aise uske samne baithata huaa dekh kar kalu kaa lund pagal ki tarah karne laga tha.

Than..thann.. fuss..fuss..aise hawa me fudak hi raha tha.

Hawa me shot lagata lund dekh bhabhi ki hasi nikal gayi. Kalu kaa ye haal dekhkar  bhabhi ke andar ki shararati lilly jaag gayi.

Wo toh uska maja lene par utar aayi.

Bhabhi ne janbuzhkar kalu ko aur tadpaane ke liye ek majakiya andaaj me usko phat se apni jeebh bahar nikali, aur apne hoton par aisi ghumai jaise abhi abhi lollipop chakh li ho.

Uffff...
Ye dekhkar toh kalu poora boukhla gaya.

Par, bhabhi ko uski ye harkat mehengi padi.

Aisa invitation dekh kar kalu issbaar bindhast aur aage aya, aur thoda bhabhi ki taraf zhuk ke samne huaa. Issbaar uska lund itna kareeb aya ki, bhabhi ki garam sanse uske lund se takra gayi.

Ufffff....

Bhabhi ne toh dar se apni ankhe hi meeta li.

Ohhhh..

Ab subject ko change karte hue bhabhi ne 2 baar gale se kharrr kharrr awaj nikal li. Aur ab uske lund ko ignore karte hue, wo karna shuru kiya jiske liye wo waha baithi thi.

Ab waise hi baithkar uske pant ka belt nikalne lagi. Ankho ke samne lund ke hone ke karan sharm se Bhabhi ne abhi bhi ankhe band hi rakhi thi.
Bina dekhe belt pe chalnewale hath saa saaf bata rahe the ki bhabhi ko iss kaam me bahot tajurwa hai.

Par kalu ko uska kya? Wo toh kisi aur hi soch me dooba huaa tha.

Ab toh band ankho wali bhabhi deh kar uska confidence 2 guna ho gaya tha.

Gehmagehami ko bahana banakar issbaar usne  halka sa apni kamar ko bhabhi ki taraf push kiya.

Ufff...

Jaise hi usne ye kiya, wo lund bhabhi ke seedha gaal pe jakar touch hua.

Ufff...

Bhabhi uchal gyi jaise kisine shock lagaya ho!

Par bhabhi ne usko toka nahi.

Bhabhi ka ye response dekhkar usne aur e baar apna lund bhabhi ke gaal ko lagaya.
Aur issbaar thodi jyada der tak lagaaye rakha.

Ufff.....


Bhabhi ko uska garam lund aisa, jaise koi doctor bukhar check karne ke liye thermometer laga raha ho.

Ab ye baar baar hone laga. Ab toh usne jaanbuzhkar hoton ke itna pass laya ki kabhi bhi hont par tika dega.
Yaha bhabhi sans rokkar uski ye harkate sahe jaa rahi thi.


Tabhi bhabhi ne uska belt khol diya tha. Fir phat phat se uske kameej ki buttons bhi khol diye.

Phatt..phatt..

Buttons Khulte hi uski pant ghutno tak jaa giri.

Ab kalu bhabhi ke samne underwear me khada tha jiski hole me se uska lund bahar aya hua tha.


Ab bhabhi ko uske lund ko fir se pakadna tha. Ek lambi aah bharkar bhabhi ne fir se ankhe band kar li aur apna hath aage badhakar uska lund pakad liya.

Issbaar toh uska lund itna garm ho chuka tha, jaise laga doctor ko hi bukhaar chad gaya ho.

Lund ki naso me koulta khoon bhabhi ke Komal haton par mehsoos ho raha tha.

Bhabhi ne badi mushkil se apne aap par control rakhte hue uski underwear ki elastic patti ko uthakar apna hath ko upar se uski underwear me daal diya.

Oh my hod.
Bhabhi ka pura hath ab uski underwear me tha.

Waha sabse pahale hath ko kuch laga, toh wo tha kalu ke zhaat ka jungle.

Ufff..

Bhabhi ne aise hath nikala, jaise usko bicchu kaat gaya.

Magar bhabhi ne fir se hath uski underwear me daal diya.
Shayad usne socha hoga ki, zhaat kaa jungle sabko hota hai. Isme kya hai?




Ab uske jungle me sair karte karte usne uske lund ko pakada, aur ab andar se uske lund ko khichne ki koshish karne lagi, taaki wo hole se nikale.
Par lund ki zidd toh dekhe. Ab bhi nahi nikal raha tha.

Toh fir ab bhabhi ne ghusse se uski underwear hi niche khinch dali.

Ab underpant ghutno tak niche toh utar gayi, par lund se ab bhi nikali nahi. Ab uski underwear uske lund se hi latakne lagi.

Toh, ab bhabhi ne uski latakati pant ko ek akhari zhatka diya.

Toh akhirkar ab jaake wo lund underwear se bahar nikal gaya.


Ohhh....
Par akhari zhatke se uska lund khinchav se aise bahar nikla, jaise kisi zhaad ki fasi hui tehani.

Wo teji se seedha bhabhi ki gaal pe jakar aise laga ki fattttkkk si awaj aayi, jaise lund se gaal pe chata mara ho.

Bhabhi shock reh gayi, aur mooh ka chamu banakar aise bikhar gayi ki piche uska balance bighad gya.
Girte wakt kuch pakadte hue uske hath me kalu ki tange aa gayi.
Usne wahi pakad li.

Apna Kalu moukafarsht tha.
Isi mouke ka fayda uthate hue kalu ne issbaar poori jor se apni kamar ko bhabhi ki aur chod diya.

Ufff...
Bhabhi kalu ko apne upar lekar piche deewar se jakar girne lagi.
Ufff...

Issbaar nishana bilkul sahi tha.

Uska wo kala Lund seedha bhabhi ke chamu kiye hue hoton pe jakar gira.

Ufff..

Akhir kaar kalu ke lund ko bhabhi ke lips nasib hue.

Par wo itna jyada andar tak nahi jaa saka.

Kyunki,
Bhabhi ne dant khole hi nahi the,  toh uska lund mooh par aake rondh gya.

Uff..

Dant band rahane ke karan wo lund slip hokar gaal se utarta kaan tak piche ghus chala gya.

Iski wajah se bhabhi ka mooh aage aya aur uski zaat ke jungle se aakar takra gaya.
Oh my hod..
Ufff..ye kya ho gaya?

Bhabhi ke hont kalu ke zatt se touch hue.

Ufff..

Bhabhi bahot hi asahajta se karhaa utaur apne aap ko chudaane ki koshish me lagi.

Magar,
Kalu ne pahali baar apna character kho diya, aur issbaar wo apna control kho baitha.

Usne poori takad se bhabhi ke upar apne aapko dabaaye rakha.

Iss wajah se bhabhi ka pura mooh uske zaat ke jungle me doob gya.
Ufff...
Kum se kum 40 second tak bhabhi uske jungle me sans lene ke liye tadapati rahi.

Ab toh mooh khulne se uske zaat ke baal bhabhi ke mooh me bhi ghus gaye.

Zaat ki wo gandi taste aur uski badabu eksath bhabhi ki naso me ghus gyi.

Mooh me jaise pasine ka khara swad chaa gaya.


Wyaakkk..

Iss se toh bhabhi ke badan par rongate khade hue.

Ab bhabhi uske changul se waha se chutne ke liye tadapne lagi. Par kalu ne thoda der ke liye waise hi takad se pakde rahte hue bhabhi ko tadapne diya.
Ab 2 baar mouka khone kaa,  aur mooh na kholne ka ghusaa jo tha.

Bhabhi ne uski jangh par hath patakna shuru kiye. Tab jaake kalu piche hata.

"Kwakhhh..khwyakkkk..khwyaaakkk..
Yiiyaakkkk..thooooo...waakkkkk..wakkkkk..
Chiiii....fu..fu..fu..."

Bhabhi poora 1 min tak aise hi khaskar thooo..thooo..karti rahi.

Fir apni pallu se jeebh ko saaf karne lagi.

Kuch der baad,
Thoda samhalkar ankh me jwala bharkar usne kalu ko ghusse se dekha.

Ankh ke sath uska poora mooh bhi ghusse se lal ho rakha tha.

Uska ye ghussa dekh ke uske kuch bolne se pahale hi kalu bol pada..

Kalu- " ufff..kahi lagi toh nahi aapko?Kaa..bhabhi? Hamri tange aapne aise khinch li, ki aapke upar girte girte bach gaye hum. Aur aap ho ki chod hi nahi rahi thi meri tangon ko?  Wo toh humka pata kaise kaise samhaal liya hum. Achaa huaa samne deewar thi hath tika dene ko. Warnaa poora aapke upar gir padate. apko toh jakham hi ho jaati aaj. Aur agar aapko lagati toh mai khudko maaf nahi kar sakta tha. Sara din khudko Kosta rahta."

Bhabhi ka ghussa uske mooh me hi reh gaya.
Gaali dene ko uthi nazare, ab khud hi mafi mangkar jameen par dekhne lagi.

Bhabhi ko samajh hi nahi aaraha tha ki gaali diya jaaye ki, maafi mangi jaaye?
Kalu ne badi chaturaai se sara blame bhabhi ke upar hi daal diya tha.

Jab uss se najare mila naa saki, toh apne aap ko sawar lete hue waha se bhabhi uth gayi aur kitchen farsh ke pass jakar khadi ho gayi.

Kalu- Bhabhi jee..kahi lagi toh nahi naa aapko?...

Bhabhi ne kuch jawab nahi diya..

Kalu- Aur waise saariiii bhi..humra bhi sasura kuch jyada hi pair fisal gaya..

Fir bhi bhabhi ne jawab nahi diya...

Kalu- Bhabhi jee?

Bhabhi- Are thik hai.. "its ok"

Kalu ko apne kano par bharosa nahi huaa jo bhabhi ne kaha.
It's Ok!!

Ab 'it's ok' matlab fir se sab normal.!!!!


Kalu- Waise..hamri madad karne ke liye thank you jee..aap naa hote tih hamre Uska kaa hota?

Bhabhi ko ab isspar kuch baat nahi karni thi..

Bhabhi- Haa..ab bahot huaa..ab kaam me dhyaan dijiye, aur jaldi nipta lijiye.

Fir usko ignore karte hue laaj, sharam, hayaa, aur gussa lekar bhabhi apne kaam me lag gayi.

To be continued.....

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                         Part 16


Aaj bahot kuch pahali baar huaa tha.
Yaha kalu ne bhabhi ki chut chakh li, aur waha bhabhi ke bhi hont uske lund ko lag gaye.

Magar abhi toh bass din ki shuruwat hui thi.

Kalu ke pass toh abhi 4/5 ghante pade the, Golu aane tak. Toh aaj wo kuch bada chahata tha.
Matlab use pata tha, ki aaj sunahara mouka hai uske pass,  bhabhi ko chodne ka.

Magar wo dar bhi utna hi raha tha. Kyunki bhabhi kaa moody swabhav. Kabhi bhi change kha sakta tha. Toh wo limit me rahkar hi apni chaal chal raha tha.
 

Wo ye sochte sochate kaam me lag jaane ke liye mood hi raha tha, ke, tabhi use pata chala ki uski pant toh utari huii hi hai.

Kalu jor se bol pada..

Kalu- Ariii Sasura...bhabhi jee , ye dekhe...

Bhabhi ne moodkar dekha.

Kisi superman ki tarah kalu ghutno pe dono pant lekar bich me apna lund latakaate khada tha.

Wo itna funny man lag raha tha ki, use dekhkar Itne ghusse ke bawjood bhabhi ko hasna aya.

Par usne jyada naa haste hue khudpar control kiya.

Kalu- Utaar toh diya..ab pahanaayega kon?

Bhabhi ne ufff wali ghuuse wali reaction de di.

Kalu- Hum aapka aur takleef toh dena nahi chahate, par aisi halat me aapka koi sasuralwala aa gaya toh.....ha..ha..ha..

'Sasuralwala' sunte hi bhabhi apna kaam chodkar turant uske pass doud gayi.

Ab kya bhabhi ko fir se uske samne baithna pada.
Fir uski tangon par latakti pant uthaane lagi..

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Tabhi kalu ne jor se bhabhi rok diya.


Kalu- Rukiye bhabhi jara...bura naa maano toh isko aur thoda baad me pahna sakte hai kya? ..sasura...humka jor ki lagi hai...bada jor se mootna aya hai..Mai abhi jaakar aya....

Aisa bokar wo ghutno par pant lekar waise hi mood gaya. Moodne se ab bhabhi ne uski kali gand bhi dekh li. Halaki uski shirt uski gand ko dhak rahi thi, Par utna kafi nahi tha.

Wo kitchen room ke bahar jaane laga.

Piche angan me ek toilet tha, jo kalu ko pata tha. Usi raste wo piche se kai baar aa chuka tha. Wo wahi jaanewala tha.

Bhabhi- Are ruke..wha kaha jaa rhe hai? Aise hi ghar ke bahar jaaoge? Aap kya chahte ho? Tamasha lage mere sasural me? Upar jaaye mere kamre me..Mera bathroom istmal kar lo...

Bhabhi pareshaan toh thi, par nature call ke samne koi kuch nahi kar sakta. Aur ye bhabhi janati thi.

Kalu- Jee, jaisa aap kahe..
Aisa bolkar kalu ne apani disha mod li.

Bhabhi- Ufff. ...ohhh...Stop...ruke....

Aisa superman bane wo ghar ke andr bhi nahi chal sakta ye Bhabhi ko jaldi samajh me aa gaya.


Bhabhi- Bahar hi nahi, andar bhi kaise jaaoge? Hall me toh mere sasur jee bhi baithe hai.

Aisa bolte hue bhabhi khud chalkar uske pass gayi aur usko pant pahanaai. Fir lund andar dalkar chain laga di.

Kalu- Haa sasura...inka toh hum bhool hi gaya. Andar aise pakade jaunga toh seedha koi goli hi maar dega.

Bhabhi- Haa..haa..pata hai....chaliye ab...

Majboori ke bhaav se bhabhi ne usko kaha.

Kalu khush tha. Kyunki use pahale se ye pata tha, ki bhabhi ko bhi uske sath aana hi hoga pant kholne ko.

Ab kalu khushi khushi bhabhi ke piche chal diya.

Ab wo dono bahar Hall me aa gaye.
Giridhar jee TV ke samne wahi ek kone me aram kursi par chashma lagakar soye hue the.

Bhabhi ne kalu ko ishara kiya, aur dabe paav seedhi chalkar upar ko bola.

Kalu halka sa zhuk kar dabe paav bina koi awaj kiye seedhiya chadhkar upar gaya.
Wo akhari seedhi par khada rahkar bhabhi ke aane ka intzaar karne laga.

Kalu ke baad ab bhabhi bhi dabe paav aane lagi.

Kalu akhari sedhi par khada rahkar bhabhi ko ata huaa dekh raha tha.

Ufff..

Bhabhi iss pehraav me aise dabe paav seedhiya chadhte samay kya gajab ki hot lag rahi thi.

Seedhiya chadhte samay uske mothe mothe boobs uss lal blouse me dhada- dhad uchal kud kar rhe the aur neeche bhabhi ki pardarshi saree me lambi gori tange saaf saaf dikh rhi thi. Aur uske beech latakti wo lal chaddi toh jaise kalu ke ankhon ka taara ban gyi thi.

Bhabhi ne dekha ki wo bhookha kalu kaise uski gori tangon ko dekh rha hai. Par wo usko dekhne se rok nahi sakti thi. Kyunki usine petticoat utaar diya tha.

Wo chup chaap seedhiya chadhkar apne bedroom tak aa gayi.

Ab kalu ko bhi andar aane ko kaha.

Ab uske piche kalu bhi bhabhi ki bedroom me aa gaya.

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Wo pahali baar bhabhi ki bedroom dekh raha tha.
Wahhh.. sabkuch jaise fresh fresh, sugandhi, aur ekdum salike se sajaya room tha.
Kalu ki najar unke bed par padi. Kya mast 3XXX layer wala gaddi wala shandaar aramdaayi bed tha. Jaise 5star hotel me hota hai.

Kalu ne chalte chalte hi dekha ki deewar par Miya biwi ki kai tasweere lagi hui thi.
Kai shaadi wali, toh kai solo pose dete hue hero- heroine ki tarah. Bhabhi toh sachmuch kisi heroine se kum nahi lag rahi thi.

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Bedroom ke 1 kone me unka bathroom tha.
Ab bhabhi ke piche kalu unke bathroom me pahunch gaya.

Wo bathroom bahot bada nahi tha. Lagbagh ek admi aram se istmal kar sake itna tha. Shayad unka ghar puurane style wala hi tha.

Bhabhi ke piche ab kalu bathroom me akar khada ho gya.

Kya clean rakha tha bhabhi ne apna bathroom.

Har taraf sabun ki, aur shampoo ki mast khushbu mehek rhi thi. Pura clean chaka chak tha.

Waha pahale se bhabhi ke kuch kadpe pade hue the. Bhabhi ne shayad dhone ke liye niche rakhe the.

Tabhi kalu ne dekha ki, Unn kapdo me bhabhi ne nikala hua kale rang ka petticoat bhi pada hai.
Wo ise dekhte hi pehchaan gya.

Dekhte hi wo mishkil has diya.

Bhabhi ko pata chalte hi wo pahale toh sharmsaar ho gayi. Fir jald se usne wo petticoat utha liya aur baaki kapdo me mix kar dala.

Ye dekh kalu aur jor se hasne laga.

Bhabhi aur jyada sharmsaar ho gyi. Usne apni palke zhuka li.

Fir topic change karte hue bhabhi ne andar ishara karte hue kalu ko toilet dikha diya.

Wo ek English Kamod toilet tha jo bathroom se hi jooda huaa tha. Matlab bathroom aur toilet alag alag separate nahi the. Balki 1 hi the.
Saaf saaf pata chal raha tha, ki jagah ki kami ki wajah se usi ko modify kar ke adhunik banaya huaa tha.

Bhabhi- Waha aage jaao...

Kalu bathroom landh ke toilet ke pass chala gaya.

Ufff..


Kalu- Chalo bhabhi ...Ab jaldi chain khol do. Aur uska bahar nikal dijiye. Bahot tanki full huaa hai.

To be continued....

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Part 17



Fir bhabhi bhi bathroom landh kar uss toilet ke pass ayi.

Ab zhukkar wo uske pant ki chain kholne lagi. Par uski wo poorani jung khai hui pant!!!..ufff..
fir se wo chain nikalne kaa naam hi nahi le rahi thi.

Toh bhabhi ne fir se ghusse se jor se try kiya.
Par koi fayda nahi tha.

Toh,
Ab fir se bhabhi ko niche ghutno par baithna pada. Ghutno par ache se baithkar pahale bhabhi ne apne baal piche bandh liye aur fir jor se khinchne lagi chain. Par fir bhi kuch fayda nahi tha.

Ab unke pas 1 hi rasta bacha tha.
Fir se upar se pant aur underpant ko nikalna!!

Toh, akhir bhabhi ko fir se uski belt kholkar pant utarni padi. Jab buttons kholkar upar se chirfad ki gayi,  tabhi jakar wo ataki hui chain nikal gayi.

Ab bhabhi ko uski underpant bhi nikalni thi.

Ufff..
Fir se use ek ajeebh sharm ne gher liya.
Magar usko ye karna hi tha.

Toh ab bhabhi ne khinch kar uski underwear nikali.

Tung......kar ke uska khada lund bahar kuda.

Wo ab bhi utna hi tana hua tha, jitna niche tha.  Use fir dekh kar bhabhi ki fir se sanse fool gayi.


Ab kalu ki pant aur underwear dono fir se ghutno par the.


Bhahi- Ab jaldi kare....

Aisa bolkar bhabhi uthkar bathroom ke bahar jaane lagi.
Magar wo abhi poori uthi bhi nahi thi, ki tabhi Kalu ke lund se ek pichkaari nikal gayi.

Ufff..


Naa chahte hue bhi bhabhi ke pair wahi ruk gaye aur wo ek anjaane mard ka mootna dekhne lagi.

Uff...
Uska man waha se jaane ko keh raha tha, magar same time pe uska jism use wahi khade rahne ko bol raha tha.

Tabhi kalu ke lund se aur 1 dhaar nikal gayi.

Bhabhi ko kuch ajeeb si sensation ho gayi.
Pata nahi kyu, lekin wo kalu ke lund se nikalta huaa paani dekhna chahati thi.

Jab se bhabhi ne uski mootne me madad karne ki Haa kari thi, tab se wo iss baat se romanchit hote jaa rahi thi ki, koi mard uske samne mootne jaa raha hai. Wo niche se isi khayaal me suimui hoti jaa rahi thi.

Aur ab sachmuch wo kisi mard ko uske samne mootata huaa dekh rahi thi.


Par 1-2 pichkaari lagakar kalu kaa lund band pada.

Fir bhabhi ne dekha ki uske lund ki nase fir se foolne lagi hai. Aur agale hi pal uske tope se aur 1 patali dhaar nikal gayi.

Wo dhaar ekdum patali aur jarasi hi thi.

Kalu lagataar moot nahi paa raha tha. Balk halki- halki patali, magar tejtaraar dhaar bich bich me ruk kar uske lund se nikal rahi thi.
Jaise speedbreaker laga huaa hai.

Ye mardon ki problem thi.
Lund ke itne tane hone se mardon ka hole simut jata hai.
Iske karan uske lund se moot ki dhaar bahot patali magar tithar-bithar ke bahar nikalti hai.


Iss tithar- bithar pichkaari ki wajah se adhi dhaar uske ghutno par latake pant par hi aa gayi.

Bhabhi ne chii karte hue turant uski pant ko pakadkar thoda upar utha liya aur wahi pakade rahi.

Ye karte wakt bhabhi fir se ghutno par baith gayi thi.

Kalu- Areee. Sasura...pantwa par hi jaane laga...thank you bhabhi....bada achaa kaam kiya pakadkar. Suruwat me aise hi nikalta hai, kaise bhi. Thoda waise hi bane rahe...

Itna bolkar wo fir se kutane laga. Issbaar bhabhi apne akhon ke samne uske flow ko dekh bhi sakti thi, aur mesoos bhi kar sakti thi.
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Tabhi uske lund se fìr se dhaar nikali. Issbaar wo itni patali aur tej thi ki, wo dhaar toilet ko takra kar uske kuch chinte bhabhi ke saree par udd gaye.

Ufff...

Khade Lund se aise hi dhaar nikalti hai. Upar se bina pakade hone ki wajah se lund ka nishana bhi toilet ke upar hi chala gaya tha.


Bhabhi- Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....Are..stop...ye kya kar diya aapne?

Bhabhi ghin khakar mooh banaate hue chii..chi..karte chinkh padi.


Kalu ne turant mootana rok liya.

Kalu- Maaf kijiyega bhabhi, yi hum mardon ka parablm hai. khada hone par yahi dikkat hoti hai.
Aap usko pakadkar jara niche nishana lagaaye. Warna aapka poora bathroom ganda kar dega ye.

Ufff...

Ab bhabhi kya karti?

Yaa toh uske lund ko pakadkar uski mootane me madad karti, yaa fir apna itna clean chakaa- chakk rakha huaa bathroom ganda hote hue dekh sakti thi.

Usne phat se uska lund pakad liya.

Ohhhh...

Ab fir se kalu kaa lund bhabhi ke hath me aa gaya tha.

Ufff..

Jab bhi bhabhi ke komal hath ka sparsh hota, kalu toh jannat kaa maja paata, harbaar.


Bhabhi ne chehara banaate hue zhijhak bhare hath se uska wo tana hua lund fir se pakad liya.

Ufff..
Wo garam lund ka touch hote hi bhabhi ke badan me bhi sansani doud gayi.

Kasam se kya nazara tha!!
Bhabhi kalu ke baaju me ghutno par baithi hui thi. Usne Ek hath se uski dono pant ko pakade rakha tha, aur dusare hath se uske lund ko pakad hua tha. Iss ghar ki bahu, Ek paraye mard ka lund hath me lekar usko mootne me madad kar rahi thi.

Wow..

Tabhi kalu ne fir se ek dhaar chod di.
Issbar foolta huaa jata uska lund bhabhi ke hath me satik mehsoos huaa.
Par ye wali dhaar pichli wali se bhi jyada tej thi. Uske chinte fir bhabhi tak aa pahunche.

Bhabhi- Chiiiiiiiiiiiiii....

Bhabhi ne chiii karte hue issbaar uske lund ko niche dabaate hue toilet hole ki taraf point kiya.

Bhabhi- Areee..  jara deere se. Mere saree par chinte aa rhi hai..chiiiiiiiiii...

Kalu- Jee maaf kar dijiye gaa.. hum koshish kar rahe. Par hum mardon ka yahi parablem hota hai. Isliye bina hath me liye hum marad lok mootate nahi.

Bhabhi- Toh jara aram se khali ho jaao..time lagega toh bhi chalega.

Uske ubalte lund ko takmak dekhte hue bhabhi boli.

Kalu- dheere se karo yaa tej. Khada hone par dhaar itna hi tej nikale bhabhi. Tum auraton ka thik hai. Baithkar chulll chulll khaali ho jaao..

Ye sunte hi bhabhi sharm me chulll- chull ho gayi.

Bhabhi- Shut up......Chup rahiye..aap bhi naa...kuch bhi bolte rahate hai..Aur waise aap kya jaano hum auraton ki musibat..aap toh khade khade kahi bhi lag jaate ho..hum waisa thodi kar sakte hai?

Kau- Haa..ye toh aapne sahi kaha..hum toh apni dhaar se chitr bhi banaate hai..
Ha..ha..ha...

Kalu jor se hasne laga..

Bhabhi- Kya? Chitr? Aap bhi naa...

Kalu- Haa..Bhale hi aurate aajkal mardon ka har kaam karne lagi hai. Par ye wo kabhi nahi kar sakti...iski barabari woh kabhi nahi kar sakti....
Ha..ha..ha..ha...

Kalu fir se jor se hasne laga.

Iss hasi me uske lund se jor se dhaar nikal gayi..
Issbaar bhabhi ne uske lund ko sahi se point kiya tha. Par dhar itni jor ki thi ki, kahi takraa ke fir se chinte toh udd hi gaye.

Ab tak 3 baar bhabhi ke upar uske moot ke barik barik chinte ude the.

Bhabhi ko yakin nahi ho rha tha,  ek anjane mard ka lund pakad kar mootne me uski madad kar rhi thi..
Uska kala Lund uski gore haatoh me kya khoob jutch rha tha.

Tabhi kalu ki aur ek dhaar nikal gyi.. isbaar wo dhar patali nahi thi. Balki jaadi tejtarrar thi. Issbar uske chinte toilet seat se takra kar bhabhi ke ghutno par aa gire.

Bhabhi ne fir se chi..chi..karte wakt uske lund ki supari ko peeche kiya..Jaise hi wo chamdi piche ho gyi, wha kinchav ki wajah se wo dhaar fir se ekdum patali ho gyi.. toh chinte udna control me aa gya.
Bhabhi- Chii..mere upar udd rha hai. Dheere se karo.

Tabhi uss harami kalu ne apne pair se bhabhi ke ghutno me atki wo saree ko uthakar upar dhakel diya.

Ufff...

Harami kalu!!!
Bhabhi ne dono hath me kuch pakada tha. Aur kalu kuch aisa karega uske liye wo tayaar nahi thi.

Baithate wakt bhabhi ne pahale se apni saree thoda upar utha li thi. Itna upar kiye bina saree me baithne ko nahi hota.

Ab kalu ke dwara aur uthaane se wo saree upar ghutano tak pahunchkar janghon tak neeche sarak gyi.

Ufff..
Jaise hi wo saree upar gyi toh dono tangon ke beech ki wo lal chaddi dikh gyi.

Bhabhi ne phat se apni tange mita li, par uss se pahale hi uss  bhediye ki ankho ne sab dekh liya tha.

Bhabhi ne ghusse se uski taraf dekha. Par kuch bolne se pahale hi kalu bol pada.

Kalu- Ariii wo aapke ghutano tak chinte pad rahe the, aur aapki saree gandi ho rahi thi. Isliye upar kiya.
Waisan sarrriii..aapko pair lagaya..magar kaa karu, hath nahi laga sakta mai.

Pata nahi aisi hi madad kaise kar paa raha tha wo, jo madad se jyada saja lagati.

Tange najdik aane se bhabhi ki chaddi dikhana band toh hui, magar uski gori tange kalu ke samne nangi hi thi. Bilkul janghon tak.

Magar tange mitaa dene se bhabhi ka balance bighadne laga.Toh bhabhi ko fir se tange failani padi.

Ab for se wo lal chaddi uske samne khul gayi.

Wo matak matak dekhne laga.
Bhabhi ne sharmakar fir se apni tange mita di.

Ab ye kai baar hone laga.


Bhabhi ke pair hilne se wo chaddi ab kabhi dhak rhi thi, toh kabhi dikh rahi thi. Chupane ke liye use tange mitaani padati, toh balance banaye rakhne ke liye tange failani padati.

Ab bhabhi Kab tak ghutano par baithkar apna balance samhalti?

Ab uske pass aur koi rasta nahi tha.
Toh bhabhi ne apne halat ko ignore karne kaa faisala liya.
Waise bhi kalu ne toh lal chaddi pahle se hi dekh rakhi thi.

Toh, ab bhabhi ne bindhast apni tange kholi.

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Ab kalu bhabhi ki tangon ke beecho beech apni najare ghusakar aahe bharne laga tha. Jaise hi lal chaddi dikh jaati, uska lund ek zatka marta.
Bhabhi uss zatke ko hath me mehsoos kar jaati aur fir apni tange mita leti.

Uske lund kaa ye function dekh kar bhabhi ko issbaar hasi ayi.

Wo ab janbujhkar apni tange mitakar thodi der me khol dene lagi. Aur kalu ke lund ka maja dekhne lagi.

Iss zhatke wale maje ke sath sath bhabhi ko lund ki aur ek khasiyat kaa bhi pata chala.

Uski dhaar ko direction dene ke liye bhabhi ne galti se uske lund ki supaari ko aage piche kiya tha.
Iss wajah se uski moot ki dhara me bada badlaav dekhne ko mila bhabhi ko.

Jaise hi wo uske lund ke tope ki chamadi aage karti, uski wo dhaar choudi ho jaati, aur jaise hi wo uski supaari piche khinchti, uske moot ki dhaar patali ho jaati.

Bhabhi ko ye bada surprising laga. Aur sath me romharshak bhi laga.
Use aisa laga, jaise kalu ke lund ka poora control uske hath me aa gaya tha.

Ab toh jaanbujhkar majakiya andaaz me bhabhi uske lund ki chamdi aage kar rahi thi. Aage karte hi wo dhaar choudi hone lagati.  Fir se chinte udane shuru hote, toh phat se uske lund ki chamdi ko piche kar leti.

Lund kaa ye function bada kamaal kaa laga usko.

Jaise maano Uske lund ka remote control uske hath me aa gaya tha. kaha kitan paani dalna hai ye wo tay kar rahi thi.

Upar se ab bhabhi aur bhi shararati ho gayi thi.

Usko apni chaddi dikha kar usko zatka deti,  toh hath se lund ko aage peeche karke use tadapa deti.

Iss pal ka bhabhi gaalo me has ke khul ke maja le rhi thi.

Ab toh usne apne hath ki pakad badha kar uske lund ko ache se hath me liya. Aur aise aage piche karne lagi thi jaise uska hila rahi ho.

Uff..

Uss garam chiz se khelne me bhabhi ko ab bada maja aa raha tha.

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Bhabhi ka wo bdala hua sparsh kalu turant samajh gaya. Ab bhabhi ko bhi maja aa raha hai, ye dekhkar wo janbujhkar bhabhi ke aur kareeb ho gaya aur uske jism se sat ke khada hokar uske hath ke maje lene laga.

Usne mootna bhi dheema kiya, taaki ye khel lamba chale.


Ab aisa ye khel lagataar kuch der tak chalta rha. Uska mootna dekh bhabhi pahale hi itna uttejit ho gyi thi ki, ab khud taange failakar apni lal chaddi dikhaane lagi thi.

Ab uske upar aate moot ke chiton pe bhabhi ka dhyaan hi naa rha. Wo bass uska lund sehlaane me lagi thi. Aur kisi Randi ki tarah khul ke uske mootne ko enjoy karne lagi.

Ab toh chinte itne gir chuke the ki, bhabhi ke nange ghutno par se moot ki 1, 2 boonde jama hokar fisalne lagi.

Magar bhabhi ko iska dhyaan hi nahi tha.

Uff..

Lekin kalu bhi kabtak mootega?
Ab uski dhaar kum hone lagi. Par yaha bhabhi ka hilana jaari tha.

Kalu- Bhabhi haa..haa...aise hi jor se hilaao..

Bhabhi- wu-wu-wu what?? kya?

Kalu ki awaj sunkar Bhabhi hadbadakar hosh me aayi.

Uske lund ko kis prakar se hila rahi thi, ye samajhme aate hi wo lajjit ho gayi.


Abtak uske moot ki dhaara bhi band ho gayi thi.
Toh ab  bhabhi ne turant uske lund ko chod diya.

Kalu- Are chodiye mat..abhi toh asali madad ki jaroorat hai. Aakhri boonde hilakar hi giraai jaati hai.

Issbaar bhabhi ne jyada nakhare naa karte hue uske lund ko fir se phat kar se pakad liya.

Aur ab uske kahane ke mutabik jyada ache se hilaa kar akhari boonde giraane lagi.

Uske lund ki akhari boonde ek ek karke tapakti gayi.

Bhabhi- Thik hai? Ye lijiye. Ab ho gya?

Kalu- Nahi.

Naa bolkar kalu ab bhabhi ki taraf seedha moodkar uzke samne khada huaa.

Uff..

Ab wo dono ek dusare ke aamne samne aa gye.

Uff...

Bhabhi Kalu ke thik samne bathroom floor par uska lund pakade ghutano pe baithi thi.




Kalu- Bss aakhri kuch boonde bachi hai bhabhi. Ye mardon ki parablm hai. Thoda isko khichna padata hai fir End hota hai.


Issbaar bhi bhabhi ne uski baat turant maan li.


Ek lambi sans lekar ab chamade ko lund ki supaari se piche khinch liya. Ab aage piche karke uske lund ka har boond niche zhadne lagi.


Ekdum professional randi ki tarah ache se uske samne baithkar uske lund ko gadagada hilaane lagi, jabtak ki akhari boond naa gir jaye.

Sath me uske chehare par asal randipana wale expressions bhi the.  Hont chaba kar lund ko aise dekh rahi thi,  jaise kabhi bhi mooh me le legi.

Kalu kaa plan safal hota jaa raha tha.
Wo bhabhi ko ek limit tak garm karne me safal ho gaya tha.


Yaha bhabhi aise ek asal Randi ki tarah ab uska lund hilaane lagi, ki uske hath ko bhi uska moot lag gaya. Par uski bhabhi ko khabar hi nhi thi.


Ab itna hilakar upar usko sharmakar dekhte hue bhabhi boli.


Bhabhi- Haa..ab dekhe...ab sahi hai? Ho gya?

Kalu- Haa.. bhabhi. Lagbagh ho hi gya. Bass thoda saa hai.

Ye sunkar bhabhi hass padi.
Usko pata tha, ki kaam kabka ho chuka hai. Ab kalu bass lund ko uske hato hilaana chahata tha.

Par surprisingly issbaar bhi bhabhi haskar uski baat maan gayi. Aur ab usi passion ke sath fir se jor ki raftaar se hilaane lagi.

Ab toh mooth maarne jaisa hi aage piche karne lagi.

Kalu toh jaise jannat chala gaya. Kisi bhi samay wo zad sakta tha.


Ke, tabhi,
Ek kaand huaa...

Achanak se kalu ke lund se ek pichkari ki tarah pani ki ek badi dhaar ud gayi aur wo seedha bhabhi ke chehre par giri.

Haa..ha.. chehare par...

Uff...

Wo bouchaar uske chehare par girte hi bhabhi kaa poora badan jor se aise uchal pada, jaise use 420 ka current lag gaya ho.
Kuch pata chalte hi bhabhi ke chehare par aise expression aa gaye, jaise kalu ne uske upar ulti kar di ho.

Uff..

Bhabhi ko jald pata chala ki, ye uska viry nahi tha, balki moot ki hi ek pichkaari thi.

Ohhh...

ye samjh me aate hi bhabhi ne ek ghinbhara lamba chiiiiiiiiiiii wala chehara bana liya.

Oh..my..hod..

Harami Kalu ne seedha uske chehre pe moot diya tha.

Iss hadse se wo itna chounk gyi thi aur uchali thi, ki uchalne se uske blouse ka wo 3ra buttton fir se khul gya.

Ohhh..

Bhabhi iss hadase me itna sunn reh gayi thi ki, use kuch baate brain tak samajh aane me time laga. Tabtak wo wahi par pause lekar waise hi jam gayi thi.

Bass uski ankhe kaam kar rahi thi. Ankh ki putaliya gol gol ghumakar akhir me niche wale kone me le jakar, wo uss zharoke se apne hi gaal ko dekhne ki koshish karne lagi.

Apne hi chehre se tapakte uske moot ke boondon ke dhalne ko bass dekhte reh gyi.

Uss dhalte boondo ke piche piche uski nazar bhi bahane lagi thi. Pahale gaal par, aur fir waha se dhalkar chin tak. Fir chin se utarkar gale tak. Fir gale se utarkar uski chaati tak. Yaha tak uski najaro ne unn boondon kaa picha kiya tha.
Iss wakt bhabhi ke chehare par kuch tha, toh wo ghinn bhara guilt.

Jab uski najar khudki hi chaati tak peecha karti gayi, tab jakar use realise huaa ki, itni jor se uchalne ki wajah se blouse ka 3rd button khul gaya tha. Aur 3rd button khulne ki wajah se uske left mumme ki nipple bahar uchal kar ayi hai.

Wo nipple blouse ki patii se lagkar latakne rahi thi bass..
Uff..

Magar zillat ki asali peshkash abhi baaki thi.

Bhabhi ke ankho ke samne wo boonden chaati se aage bhi chale gaye.

Haayee...wo bhabhi ki wo sangamravari khaal!! Ekdum chikani aur gliserin bhari.
Isiliye toh wo boonde itni asaani se dhalkar niche tak utar gayi thi.

Ab wo boonde chaati se bhi aage badhane lagi. Jald hi wo dono mummon ki ubhaar par bhi chadh gaye.

Ufff..
Ye uske sath kya ho raha tha?

Dono ubhaar par chadhate samay wo boonde apas me bat gayi.
Ab 4 boonde right side ki dhaki hui boob ki blouse me ghuss gayi.
Aur bachi 3 boonde left side ke boob ke akhari chor tak aa gayi.

Ufff...
Zillat ye thi, ki ye wala boob blouse se bahar uchalkar nanga tha.

Ufff...
Dekhte hi dekhte wo boonde nange boob ki chuchi tak pahunch gayi.

Ohhh..

Yaha bhabhi ek thanda sparsh mehsoos kar gayi apne left nipple par.

Uff..

Ab wo boonde nipple ki akhari tok tak jakar waha latakne lag gaye.

Ufff...

Ab piche se aati dusari boond bhi usme sama gayi...ohhh..aur ab teesari boond bhi shamil ho gayi. Ab moti jaisi ek badi boond ban gayi. Ab ye moti jaisi badi boond uss gulabi chuchi par latak rahi thi.

Ohhh...

Yaha wakt jaise tham saa gaya tha.


Dono ye nazara apni apani sanse rok ke dekh rhe the, jaise koi chess ka game chal rhi ho aur ek akhari behad important checkmate ki chaal rakhi jaa rahi ho.

Wo lamha slow motion wala ban gaya tha.

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Boondon ka ye safar kalu ne bhi dekha tha.
Uski moot ka ek boond aisi apsara ke nipple par latak rha tha, ye dekh Kalu apne aapko Gunah kaa sabse takadwar devta maan baitha tha.

Aur, idhar bhabhi uske moot ki ek boond khudki nipple par latakati paakar kisi ghungaroo ki tarah lajja se toot kar bikhar gayi.

Kya hi mooh chupaati reh jana? uski toh jaise naak hi kat gayi.

Upar se wo boodh nipple ko chod bhi nahi rahi thi. Apni moti wali chamak lekar kitni shaan se uss nipple par kitni der se latak rahi thi.

Jaise Mano, kisi raani ke taaj me heera jad diya ho.

Jabtak wo waha lataki rahi, tabtak bhabhi beizzat hoti rahi. Zillat mehsoos karti rahi.

Ab toh usne thoda aage zhukkar apne body ko hila bhi liya. Magar wo boond girne ki wajay aur lambi ho gayi. Magar latakti rahi. Giri bilkul nahi.

Bhabhi ka chehara toh dekhne layak ho gaya tha.


Akhirkaar ....

Haa..

Akhirkaar....

Wo boond gir padi.

Tapak#####

Waha itana shanata chaaya hua tha ki, Wo ek boond ki "Tapak" awaj bhi ekdum clear sunaai padi.

Iss se toh bhabhi aur lajja se naha gyi.

Kalu man hi man keh gaya -  Haaayeeee. Uss boond ki jya kismat..  ...kisine sahi kaha hai..."chikne ghade pe pani nahi taharta".

Iss zhillat bhari lambi mehfil ke baad bhabhi ke hosh thikaane aa gaye.

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Wo pet ki gehraayi se jor se chillayi...

Bhabhi- Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..##### Yaaakkkkkthoooooo....ye...##.ye???ye?????kya kiya?###### What the fuckkkkkk.....ye kya kiya##### Aapaki himmat kaise hui? Chiiii...aapne toh mere chehre par....chiiii...

Bhabhi ghusse se malmal apna seer uthate chi.. chi.. chillane lagi.....


Magar,
Jaise hi gaaliya dete hue uska sar upar utha...tabhi  kalu ke lund ne aur ek kaand kar dala.

Ufff...
Uske lund se aur ek pickari nikli.

Uffff...

Iss baar toh kayamat ho gayi.

Huaa darsal ye ki...
Chiii chiii..karti bhabhi ka pahale se hi mooh khulla huaa chamu bana huaa tha.

Oh..my hod..

Issbaar wali wo dhaar seedha khule mooh me ghuss gyi..

Oh...my...hod...

Ufff...
Ye kya kar diya Kalu ne!
Maano keh diya - " ye le, chehare par hi nahi, mooh me bhi moot diya.


To be continued.....

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                  Part 18



Garam karne ke chakkar me kalu ne kahi bahot badi chuk toh nahi kar di naa?



"Wyaakkkhhhh..chiiiiiiiiii..auvyakkkhhhh...ahhhaaa...wkhyaaa..thooooo...vyyaaaaakkkk..thoooooo"


Agale poore 2 minutes tak uss bathroom me bass  wyaakkkk...thu....ki hi awaj gunjati rahi.

Bhabhi itni thoooo...thooo ...thoooo..kar di thi, puri thook khatam hokar uska mooh sukha pad gaya.

Poora manbhar whyaakkk karke akhir ghin bhare chehare se wo chilla padi.

Bhabhi- Ewwaaaakkkkkkkkk...chiiiii...what the fuckkkkk....ye kya kar diya??? Chiiii....

Fir se Whyaakkk karke ab bhabhi ne aisa ghussel chehara bana liya ki, wo dekh kalu toh dar hi gaya.
Bhabhi sach me badi ghusse me lag rahi thi.


Wo dekh kalu turant bol pada...

Kalu- Arriiiio sssura...ihhh kaa huaa gava?....reee..reeee....sorrriiii...sorriii....jee....Galti se mistake ho gayi.... jee...saariii..sariii...Maafi....mafi....mafi....Maaf kar dijiye bhabhi.

Bhabhi- shut the fuck off...galti se?..kuch bhi.

Wyaakkkk..thoooo..

Kalu- Aree sachi keh rahe hai..

Bhabhi- Kuch bhi...galto se? Mai janati hu ache se...galti se....aisa hota toh nishana seedha mere chehre par kaise?  Haayeee....chiii........chehre par chodo, mooh me moot diye tum..

Kalu- kaa? Nahi..nahi..aapko zhoot lag raha hai? Ye sach me galti se hi huaa bhabhi jee. Ab aapko kaa bataaye? Ye sasrua bhi naa, akal kaa dushman. Ihhh aisa hi hota hai dekhiye, ab ye aur ek maradon wali parablem hai jee dekhiye....ye akhir ki 1-2dhaar aisan hi kabhi kabhi  apne aap nikal jati hai. Poora khatam hone ke baad bhi..ye toh bass mardon ko pata hai. Ye barso poorani bimaari hai marad jaat ko. Sasura ye akhir ki boonde toh hamri underpant me hi naseeb likhi hai.


Bhabhi kuch nahi boli.

Kalu- sarrii..sarriii...bhabhi je...kaha naa mardon wali parablm hai. Ek toh humka pata nahi chala, aur kya karta aap samne hi toh baithi thi.Upar se aapne mooh khol diya tabtak.

Bhabhi- What? Kya sach me?
Haayee..Jara dekhe inhe!
Ek toh moote ho, aur ulta kos muzhe rahe ho?..Matlab isme bhi meri galti?

Bhabhi ghusse wale chehare se usko dantne lagi.

Tabhi kuch yaad aane ka expression zhalkaate hue bhabhi khudse hi bol padi.

Bhabhi-
Ufff..Lilly tu bhi naa! Ek number ki pagal hi hai tu! kya kar rahi ho ye? Unse zagda karti baithi ho? Pahle pani se dho toh lo apna mooh, fir dant lagati baithana. Tuzhe bhi jarasi bhi sharam nhi. Aur toh aur tumhara ek bahar bhi nikla hai..use andar toh daal.

Bhabhi ne khud ne  apne-aapki ki hi badi ache se class le li.

Fir phat se pani lekar mooh me 10 bar kulla karne lagi. apna chehra bhi dhone lagi.
Ye karte wakt mooh aisa bana rahi thi maano kalu ke moot se hi chehara dho rahi ho.

Kalu- Haa ache se dho lijiye. Galti se hoyi gaya. janbujhkar thodi kaega mai?
Aur aapko doss nahi de rahe hai. Hum toh keh diya ki, sahi time pe aapka mooh khul reh gaya toh, koi kaa hi karega? Khair. Fir se Sariii....sarii...Akhir galti toh meri hi manani padegi. Wu sasura pata hi nahi chala. Ek toh aapke hath me tha wo. Khair....Mai apni galati maan leta hu. Please maaf kar do. Mai aapki saree dhokar de dunga.

Bhabhi- Saree dhokar doge? Aur mooh ka kya? Mooh me gya uska kya? Jo Malin ho gayi hu uska kya?

Kalu- Wo bhi dho ke dega naa...

Kalu thoda majak karte bola..

Bhabhi- Andar Dhoke doge... Bade aaye maafi mangane...sorry bolne, aapka kya jata hai? Ye sare mard aise hi sorry bolkar nikal jaate hai..

Kalu- Saare mard? Aur kon moota aapke mooh me?

Bhabhi- Whattt......Chiii.. Shut up...kya bakwas kar rahe ho aap? Mai bass udaharan bata rahi thi...Bade ghatiya ho aap...

Kalu- Saaree marad kaha toh hume laga hamari tarah aur koi moot gaya aapke mooh me...

Bhabhi- Shut up...aur ek lafj nahi...

Kalu- Ari sach me galti se nikal gaya....warna hum aapke mooh me mootne ki daring kaha karte? Ye toh khud ke pair me hathoda Marne jaisa hai...

Bhabhi- Hey bhagwan!! Chodo use....ab baar baar yahi yaad mat dilao...Mai hi pagal hu jo aapki madad karne ko aayi..

Kalu ye sunkar mishkil has pada.

Kalu- Iska matlab aapne maaf kar diya?

Bhabhi- maaf?? Maaf kare meri jooti....

Kalu- Aise kaise? Bhabhi jee maaf kar dijoye naa...Maaf na karegi toh yahi baat salti rahegi man me, aur aapke mooh me mootne ki yaad aati rahegi. Plizzz..aaf kar dijiye...

Bhabhi- Ufff...fir se wahi subject? Mai chahati hu uske baare me kuch baat naa ho..bass use bhool jaao...

Kalu- Toh boliye naa maaf kar diya humka....fir kabhi nahi chedenge ye topic....warna baar baar yahi baat aati rahegi.

Bhabhi ne mooh par pareshani ki mudra banayi.
Fir mooh tedha kar ke boli.

Bhabhi- Hhaa...its OK.

Kalu- OK matlab?

Bhabhi ne kuch jawab nahi diya...

Kalu- Iska matlab ki... aapne maaf kar diya...ye hui naa baat..waise humka pata hi tha...

Bhabhi- What? Kya pata tha aapko?

Kalu- Waise ek baat kahe?

Bhabhi- Haa?

Kalu- Uss din toh hamare hosh udd gaye. hum itna chouk gaye the jitna kabhi nahi..hame toh yakin hi nahi huaa...

Bhabhi- Are kya baat kar rahe ho? Kon se din?

Kalu- Ussi dinnn...jis din aapne humka aapni mooh me thookne bola tha...

Ye sunte hi bhabhi sharminda ho gayi aur palke niche kar li.

Kalu- Tabhi sochu, aapne toh hamari thook kha li thi..aaj moot ki ek jarasi dhaar par aap jyada ghussa naa hongi...

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ne ankhe niche kar li.

Bhabhi- Shut up..Mai uske baare me kuch sunana nahi chahati.

Kalu- Aur aapne apni baat bhi rakh li. 

Bhabhi- Konsi baat?

Kalu- Yaad hai hamri bhains kaa souda? soude me aapne chilla kar kaha tha ki mai aapka moot piungi.  Wahhh...aaj aapne kar ke dikha diya...

Bhabhi- Shut up..ekdum Shut up..jubaan samhal ke baat kare. Maine pahale hi kaha hai ki uss din ke baare me kuch baat nahi karni muzhe. Jo mooh par aaye bolte rahate hai..koi tameej nahi, koi lihaj nahi...Wo toh bass kahane ki baate hoti hai. Toh kya sach me kar doge?

Kalu- Nahi...uss din ka soch kar hame laga...

Bhabhi- Kya laga aapko? Maine aaj sakt nai sunaai, toh kya kuch bhi karoge? Aur maine pahale hi clear kar diya hai, ki uska- jiska, kiska bhi,  hamre bich jo huaa aisa kisika bhi koi jikr fir kabhi nahi. Warna kal se sab dukaan band ho jayegi tumhari.

Bhabhi ne thikthak ghusse se taakid de dali.

Kalu- Sariiii..jee...

Bhabhi- Muzhe koi baat nahi karni...naa hi aaj ki aur naa hi uss din ki..samjhe?

Kalu- Jee Samajh gaya..

Bhabhi-
Aur rahi baat uss din ki, tog mai clear kar du ki, thook wali baat alag baat hai..thook toh kiss karte samay ek duje premi  ko lagakar ghulmil jaati hi hai, toh thook ki koi badi baat nahi...samjhe?

Kalu- Haa..samajh gaya...
Iss poore sambhashan me bhabhi ne pata nahi kitni baar apne mooh se thook nikaaali thi.

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Bhabhi kaa itna ghussel chehara dekh kar kalu ghabra gaya aur yaha se ab piche hatne laga.
Usne socha baat ko aur naa bdhana hi sahi hai.

Kalu- Chaliye ho gaya hamra..ab jaldi se andar daliye isko..

Usne socha bhabhi ab ghussa hai toh aur jyada masti nahi karni chahiye...

Tabhi bhabhi bol padi

Bhabhi- Aise hi?

Kalu- matlab?

Bhabhi- Dhona nahi hai kya?

Kalu- Dhonaa? kaahe?

Bhabhi- Chiii...gande kahi ke!  Urine kar ke waise hi rakhte ho kya?

Kalu- Uria? Yei kaa hai?

Bhabhi- Are matlab peshab, mootna,..su su kar ke waise hi rakhate ho kya?

Kalu- Aur nahi toh kya? Fir kaa karna hota hai?

Bhabhi- Chii..aap bhi naa...gande kahi ke.. paani se dhona chahiye naa..

Kalu- Ari sasura..aisa kon karta hai?

Bhabhi- Chiii....gande kahi ke...isiliye itni badabu aa rahi thi waha...

Kalu- aapne kab dekha?

Bhabhi- Haa...ab taaj Mahal ke samne bithaya tha naa muzhe..

Bhabhi ne tont marte hue kaha..

Kalu- Ari sasura...badbu aa raha hai kya?

Usne thoda zuk kar naak se hawa lene ki koshish ki..

Bhabhi- Ab clean nahi rakhoge toh badabu toh aayegi hi naa..pata nahi roj nahate bhi ho ki nahi..

Kalu- hut sasura...roj kon nahata hai?

Bhabhi- dekha...muzhe laga hi tha...isliye tabele ki smell aati rahati hai ass pass. Saare mard aise hi gande hote hai.

Ye sunte hi Kalu aage kuch bolne ke liye mooh kholne wala hi tha, ki bhabhi hi bol padi..

Bhabhi- khabardaar...fir se kuch kaha toh..apne gande shabd mooh me hi rakhe..samjhe?
Saare mard matlab mai udaharan de rahi hu...

Bhabhi ki baat sunkar kalu haste hue wahi ruk gaya..
Par kuch bhi kahe..ab bhabhi ke chehre par pahalewala ghussa nahi tha, balki reh reh kar shararat ki lahar doud rahi thi. Kalu ne turant mehsoos kiya aur bol pada..

Kalu-  Waise sare mardon ka toh pata nahi, par doodhwale aise hi karte hai.. pucho kyu?

Bhabhi- kyu?

Kalu- Unki bhainso ko namkin chara pasand hota hai..ha..ha..ha..

Bhabhi- shut up...

Kalu- Aji sach me...

Bhabhi- Chup rahiye bilkul.
Aise hi rakhoge toh infection hokar sensitive ho jata hai..jiss se aapko problem ho sakti hai aage jakar.

Kalu bhabhi ko dekhte hue ishara karte bola.

Kalu- Achaa..yiii baat hai??? Dekhe hum sasura ko toh pata hi nahi tha ye sab. Acha huaa aapne bata diya. Aap bilkul sahi kaha. Muzhe saaf- safai rakhana hoga. Wo toh kal se kar lunga, Par ab ke liye kaa?  aap hi batao ab kya kare? kaise kare?

Itna bolkar apne hath dikha kar wo hasne laga.

Bhabhi toh sun rahi thi. Par tabhi uske mooh par ekdum se pareshani bhari chamak chaa gayi. Maano jaise der se koi baat samajh aa gayi ho.
Bhabhi pachata gyi..Wo mooh banakar khudko kos padi.

Bhabhi- Ohhh....Lilly.. dekha? Jyada gyaan dene ka nateeja. Badi doctor ban rahi thi. Ab tuzhe hi handle karni padegi. Kar le inki saaf safaayi ab.  Ab bhugato...


Ab bhabhi majboor thi. Uske hath bandhe the. Toh use ye karna hi tha.

Fir mooh tedha karke bhabhi ne paani bhar liya aur uske lund par dala..

Bhabhi- Idhar kriye. Ache se. Aap toh chance marne ki firaak me hi the. Ab kya kare? Iss baar dho deti hu.

Aisa bolkar bhabhi ne uske lund ko fir se muthi me pakda-

Aur andar bahar karke paani ke bahav ke sath uska lund dhone lagi.


Pura dho lene ke baad bhabhi ab ruk gyi aur idhar udhar kuch dekhene lagi. Shayad use kuch mila nahi. Toh fir ab apni saree ka pallu niche laayi. Aur apne pallu se hi uska lund ponchane lagi..

Pochate hue bol padi

Bhabhi- Aas pass ke saare kapade gande ho gaye hai aapke su su me.

Bhabhi ko apne pallu se lund ko pochta dekh kalu ka seena chouda ho gaya.

Kalu- Wahhh ..wahhh...ise kahte hai asli bhabhi..

Kalu toh khushiya hi khushiya paa rha tha.

Mooh me mootne ke baad bhi bhabhi ka ye pyaar dekh use toh gudgudi ho gayi. Uski daring ab jyada badh gyi.

Kalu- Waise apko pasand aya?

Bhabhi- Kya?

Kalu- taste?

Bhabhi- kya kaha? chiii...shut up...

Bhabhi ghussa ho gayi.

Kalu- Nahi, aise hi pooch liya..Humka toh aapki gulabi queen bahot mast lagi. Bahot mithi thi. Ab Pata nahi Kab fir milegi.

Bhabhi dekhte reh gayi. Uske ankho ke samne jaise fir se wo nazara khada huaa. Wo yaad kar ke bhabhi thoda sharma toh gyi, par uske iss gande sawal se wo badi krodhit ho gayi.

Bhabhi- Chup..Matlab chup....ek lafj nahi bolenge abhi..ek number ke gayegujare insaan ho aap..

Ye bolte wakt kalu ka lund bhabhi ke hato me hi tha. Itne ghusse me bhi wo uske lund ko apni saree se sukha rahi thi.

Kalu- Jee..maafi chahate hai..saarii..bura lag gaya toh aapko...hum bhi poora pagal hi hai...kaa hi pooch rahe hai?

Kalu ne apne aapko Kosa.

Ab pura ponch lene ke baad bhabhi ne uska lund chod diya. Wo uthne lagi.

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Par pata nahi ekdum se use kya ho gaya?


Ke,
Tabhi,
Fir se bhabhi ke chehare par wahi pareshani wali chamak dekhne mili, jo thodi der pahale dekhne mili thi.
Kuch bhool gayi thi jo ekdum se yaad aayi aisi mudra chehare par lekar wo fir niche baith gayi.


Fir se usne apna pallu kamar me dabaya aur hath upar kar ke apne ballon ko piche bandh dala.

Ohhh...

Issbaar wali pareshani kuch alag aur khass lag rahi thi.

Baal bandhkar ek lambi sans bharte hue bhabhi ne kalu ka lund fir se pakad liya.

Issbaar seedha aur badi hi sahajata se zhukte hue, jaise ye uska roj kaa duty hai, iss expression ke sath bhabhi ne apna sar aage le jaate hue seedha apne hont uske lund par tika diye.


Ohhh..my..hod..

Kalu toh dekhte reh gaya.

Wo kuch samajh paata iss se pahale bhabhi ne ab apne hont kholkar uska lund mooh me le liya.

Ufff...

Oh my hod..

Jab kalu ne ye dekha toh, wo toh khushi se aur surprise se mar mith gaya.


Ohhh..

Pata nahi ekdum se kya ho gaya? Lekin nakharel aur ghusse se bhari bhabhi ne ekdum se uska lund mooh me le liya tha.
Uff ispar yakin karna waise mushkil hi tha.

Jiss ghadi kaa intzaar kalu kar raha tha, akhirkaar wo lamha aaj uski zholi me aya tha.

Aur itna hi nahi, ab toh mooh ko failakar uski puri supari tak uske lund ko bhabhi ne apne mooh me le liya tha.

Ahhhhhhhh...

Ab toh kalu ke hosh udd gaye.

Use pahale toh apni akhon par yakin hi nahi huaa.. par supaari ke irdgird thande komal sukand hotonka sparsh hote hi use yakin ho gaya.
Uske man me turant ye baat umad gayi , "Aahhaaa...ab jaake mehanat rang lai. Akhirkaar bhabhi ne mooh me lund le hi liya."

Bhabhi yahi tak nahi ruki, balki ab apni jeebh ko harkat me laate hue uski supaari par ferane lagi.

Ohhhh...

Kalu ke poore badan me sansani doud gayi. Uski toh ankhe apne aap band ho gayi.

Ab toh bhabhi ne saari hade paar kar li..aage badhkar ab uske lund ki supaari ache se mooh me bhar li, aur uska lund ache se chusne lagi thi. Puri jeebh ko idhar udhar failkar uske lund ko saaf karne lagi. Andar se bahar ki oor, aur bahar se andar ki oor.
Slurrrppp..slurrppp...slurrppp...

Ab thook se bheego kar usko saaf kar ke uske lund par chumme barsaane lagi..
Umhhh...umhhh..uhhhh..umhhh..

Ab ye chumme lambi pappyiyon me badal gaye. Maano hont aur lund ki kissing chal rahi ho.
ummmmsmooochhh..smooochhh...

Kuch hi pal ka ye najrana kalu ko jannat tak pahuncha gaya. Wo itna kamook ho gaya tha ki yahi zad jaaye!!!

Bhabhi ne uske talent ki halki si zhalak dikha di thi. Kalu ankhe fad ke bhabhi ka ye talent dekh rha tha.

Akhir bhabhi ne lagataar aisi 6 lambi pappiya chipka di thi.

Fir ab thoda rukkar upar uski taraf ek baar dekha. Fir ankhe band kar ke akhir me apne rasile hont uske lund par rodh ke dabaaye. Aur ek bahot lambi si kiss uske supari de dali..
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa.

Kalu ke toh rongate khade ho gye.

Ohhhh...wow......


Bhabhi- hummmmmm...slrupppp....Ye lo cleaning certificate, ab ho gya...


Itna kehkar bhabhi apne aapme hasne lagi.

Kalu hairaani se bass ye sab dekhta reh gaya tha.

Tabhi bhabhi ki wo hasi ekdum se uske chehare par wahi ruk gayi. Pata nahi kya huaa, par ekdum se uske chehare ka rang hi udd gaya aur uski ankhe badi ho gayi jaise fir se ekdum se kuch yaad aya ho.

Pal me uska poora chehara laaj sharam se lal gulaabi ho gaya.

Apne kiye ka pachawata uske chehare par dikg raha tha, maano khudse keh rahi ho-" Hayee Lilly, ye tune kya kar diya?".

Usne turant uska lund chod diya. Aur fat se ek ungali dato tale chaba kar apne jism ko hosh me laya. Hosh me aate hi wo sharm se chuimui uthal- puthal ho gayi.

Wo fat se uthi aur apna mooh hi hath se dhak liya.

Itni sharminda ho gayi thi wo ki, kalu ke samne  khadi hi naa reh paayi.
Wo ye laaj seh nahi paayi toh wo waha se doudkar door bhagi aur bathroom ke darwaje par zhep gayi. Dono hath mooh par rakh kar jor jor ki sanse bharne lagi.

Fir waise hi mooh dhakkar boli.

Bhabhi- Ufffff hooooo..Sorrý...Ise bilkul bhool jaayiye....

Kalu waha abhi tak shock me tha.
Use samajh hi nahi aya ki yske sath kya huaa?
Uske chehare par hajaaro sawal dikh rahe the.

Tabhi, apne kiye par safayi dete hue bhabhi khud ko justify karne lagi.


Bhabhi- Wo baat ye hai ki, darsal mera dhyan hi nahi rha thodi der ke liye! Mai apna pati hi samjh baithi....

Bhabhi apna saa mooh lekar bol padi. sharm me duba wo chehra dekhne layak hua tha. Bass khali chehara hi nahi balki uska poora badan sharm se zhul gaya darwaje ke sath.

Kalu- Are hum poora samajh gaye bhabhi. Aapko safari dene ki koi jaroorat nahi. Aapko roj apne pati ka aise hi saaf kar ke certificate dena padata hai naa?

Ye sunkar toh bhabhi aur bhi paani paani ho gayi. Uske chehare par pakade jaane ke bhaav saaf saaf dikh rahe the.

Bhabhi- Ishhhh.....

Kalu- Hum samajh gaya sabkuch...bade logon ki aisi badi baate hoti hai...ha..ha..ha...

Bhabhi- Shuuuu....shut up...

Bhabhi mooh chupati reh gayi..

Kalu-  Aur waise sarri kaahe mang rahi hai? Bhala pappi lene ka kon sorri mangata hai? Ha..ha..ha.. ulta ye toh mere nasib hai jo aapke  hont lage.


Bhabhi- Chup rahiye bilkul....Mai iss baare me kuch baat nahi karna chahati.

Kalu- Haa..Agar kaat leti toh kuch sarii wali baat banati...ha..ha..ha..ha..

Bhabhi- chiii...chup rahhiye naa please..

Bhabhi sharm se jameen par lotne jaisi ho gayi thi.
Kalu- Thik hai..thik hai..hum kuch nahi kahenge..apne piya ki yaad hi aisi hoti hai...


Bhabhi ko usi halat me fir se uske pass ana pada.

Issbaar usne pant pahnakar chain lagaayi.



Bhabhi- Yaha jo bhi huaa use bhool jaaye..mai pahale hi bata deti hu..baaki poora kaam waise hi pada hai...Toh aap bhi chale jaldi...Mai bhi chali.

Aisa bolkar palke zhukakar waha se jaane lagi.

Kalu- Fikar naa kare.  Mai toh kuch nahi kahunga kisise, bas ek gaana yaad aa rha hai
Aisa bolkar Kalu gungunaane laga.

Kalu-
"Chhat pe soyaa thaa bahano_ji main tanne samajh kar so gaii,,,,mujhako Rana jii maaf karanaa galatii mhaare se ho gaii...
Gupchup..gupchup...

Ha..ha..ha..ha..
Wo joro se hasne laga.

Uss harami ne Rana jee kaa naam badi jor se bola.

Ye sunkar toh bhabhi chur chur ho gayi.
Bhabhi- Aaanhhhh...shut up naa...chup rahiye naa...Mai pahale se hi badi sharminda hu.

Kalu- Ab apne pati Rana jee se jaake yahi gana bol dena bhabhi jee.

Bhabhi- Aap abhi maar khaaoge mere hath kaa.  chup rahiye naa....

Aisa bolkar bhabhi waha se bhaagne lagi.

Tabhi, kalu fir se bola.

Kalu- "Juban pe laga..laga..re..namak isq ka"

Bhabhi- Ufffff....Chiiiii...Shut up...muzhe madad hi nahi karni chahiye thi aapki.


Par kalu toh hasi rokne kaa naam hi nahi le raha tha. Bhabhi badi asahaj ho uthi thi.
Issbaar wo apna mooh chupaate waha se bhaag khadi hui.



To be continued...



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Kalu ko bada maja aya? Ruko jra..abhi toh ghar ki marammad ka kaam shuru bhi nahi huaa hai.  Poora din hi baaki abhi. Milte hai next chapter me.

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                     Part 19




Bhabhi bhagti hui ab niche aa gyi thi.


Kaisi hayaa hai,
Wo harami moota tha mooh me, aur akhir me bhabhi ko hi sorry bolna pada. Yahi hota hai Pranay Leela me.

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Thodi der me ab kalu bhi niche aya.

Bhabhi sharminda thi, guilt feel kar rahi thi, ghin khaa rahi thi,  ghussa toh gajab kaa thi, magar mooh me mootne ke bawjood bhi usne kalu ko ghar se bahar nahi nikala tha.

Kalu isko ek accident prove karne me kamyaab raha tha.


Iss se toh Kalu ka confidence asama chu raha tha. 

Wo toh ab tak bhabhi ke Komal hoton ke sparsh ko yaad kar ke gudguda jaa raha tha.

Waise bhabhi bhi kuch kum nahi thi. Use toh pati ki yaad aa gayi thi beech me.

Ab wo sach me tha, ki zhoot. Ye toh bhabhi hi jaane.

Waise, Ek aurat kabtak lollipop samne dekhti baithe gi? Hajaar nakharon ke baad akhir me sab auraton ko aisa karne kaa man toh hota hi hai.


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Khair,

Niche aate hi kalu bhabhi ke piche khade rehkar gaalo me hase jaa raha tha.

Yaha bhabhi uss se ankhe mila hi nahi paa rahi thi.
Ankhe toh chodo, laaj sharam se usne moodkar ekbaar bhi piche nahi dekha.

Uski sharam me aur ijafa daal rahe the kalu ke gaane.

Kalu janbujhkar ab niche aakar bhi wahi gaane gungunaa raha tha.

"Muzhko Rana jee maaf karna, galti maare se ho gayi..."


Jubaan pe laga, laga re...namak isq kaa...

Piche se bhabhi ki khubsoorati kaa swad lete lete kalu apne gaane gungunaakar bhabhi ko chidha raha tha.

Uske inn gaano se aur sharmsaar hote hue bhabhi simatkar zhepte hue aage apna kaam karne me lagi thi.


Yaad rahe, ki lal chaddi me piche se bhabhi kya kamal ki sexy lag rhi thi?


Kuch pal ke baad kalu ne khud ne hi chuppi tod di.

Kalu- Ahhh..hummmm...bhabhi,  waisan agar jyada gila ho gayi hai aapki saree, toh  ise utaar dijiye....humra matlab hai badalwa lijiye....


Bhabhi- Jee Nahi...rahane de..Maine ponch li..aapko fikar karne ki koi jaroorat nahi.

Kalu- Are paani nahi hai, mere chinte hai..

Bhabhi- Haa..haa..pata hai...wahi bol rahi hu ponch liya. Aur waise bhi kitchen me kaam se paseena toh hoga hi fir. Toh sabkuch khatam kar ke hi badal dalungi.

Hammmm.....


Kalu ko ye jawab bada rass aya.

Uske moot ke chiton wali saree ko aise hi pahane rakhane se bhabhi keliye kalu ke man me ek alag hi respect jaag uthi.

Kalu- Ye..shabassss...ye hui naa baat!!. Ab mehanat hai toh ganda toh hoga hi, ye aap jaante ho ye dekh kar achaa laga. Kaisan doodhwale jaisi baat ki. Wahhh....Warna baaki aurate har chiz ko chi..chi..yakkk karti ghumti hai.. Hum toh poora din tabele me bhains ke gobar aur moot me hi rahate hai..unko kya kahiyega...


Bhabhi kaa ye jawab sunkar kalu bada khush ho gaya tha.

Iss se saaf ho gaya tha ki bhabhi sachmuch wale asali ghusse me nahi hai.

Iss se kalu ka confidence aur badh gaya.

Ke, tabhi,
Bhabhi kuch lene ko zhuk gayi.
Zhukne se piche uski jawani ke aur rang nikhar kar bikhar gaye. Aisa laga jaise, uske safed kulhe toh lagbagh aarpaar faad ke bahar aa gaye. Aise ekdum se zhukne se uski gaand toh fat ke yu choudi hokar kalu ke samne fail gayi. Wahh..kya gaand thi bhabhi ki. Aur sath me bhabhi ki lal chaddi uss faili hui crack me aur bhi akarshak bankar ubhar aayi.


Ye dekh toh kalu ke mooh me phat se ek gaana aya.


Kalu- haayeeee ye lal rang...lagata hai maar hi daale gaa.

"O laal dupatte waali, tera naam to bata.."


Bhabhi ne sharm se uski taraf ekbar dekha, fir bina kuch kahe fir se kaam me lag gayi.

Kalu-
"O kaale saree waali tera naam to bata."

Kali saree, ye toh seedha bhabhi ko point kar ke bola tha kalu ne. Ye sunkar bhabhi aur sharm khaa gayi.

Bhabhi ke ye reactions dekh kalu ki daring aur badh gayi.

Kalu- "Are bataao????......naam to bata, tera naam to bata, tera naam to bata..
oye hoy, hoy hoy, oye hoy, haay haay.."


Kalu filmo ka shoukin tha. Ghadi ghadi gaane aate the usko. Apne besure awaj me kuch bhi gaa padata.


Idhar apni sexy bhabhi bhi kisi se kum nahi thi.
Usko ye itna funny laga ki wo rahkar bhi khudko rok naa paayi.. bhabhi ne turant haste hue reply de dala.

Bhabhi-
" O naam ke deewaane tu kaam to bata?"

Itna kehkar bhahhi lotpot hasne lagi.


Bhabhi ka palat jawab sunkar kalu alag nashe me chala gaya. Issbaar usne seedha bedhadak kuch bol dala.

Kalu- kam? Achaa..ruko batata hu...

         "o lal chaddi wali teri gand toh dikha
          o kali saree wali teri raani toh dikha "


Ufff...

Kalu ne toh uss gaane ke kapade hi utaar diye the. Wo seedha besharmi par bedhadak utar aya.

Magar,

Ye sunte hi yaha bhabhi ko bada shock laga aur ghusse se lal ho gayi.


Wo ghusse se chilla uthi.

Bhabhi- Chiiii...What the fuck...what is this????? Rubish....Chup hu matlab kuch bhi? Battamiz kahi ke......bahot hi gande ho aap. Apni had me rahiye....warna...
Tabhi,
Bhabhi ke ghusse ko majak me lete hue kalu  bola.

Kalu- Ab boliye...haa..ha..ab boliye?? ab iska jawab dekhar dikhlaayiye?ha..ha...ha...ha.. aji jawab ke liye majak me kaha jee...


Wo Kya jawab deti?
Nazahre zhuka kar ghussa aur shock se dekhti rhi.

Kalu- Haar gyi? Iska jawab nahi dogi ?

Kalu majak karte hue bola.

Bhabhi- Ruke.... Jawab chahiye naa aapko..ye lijiye..mere devar Golu jee bade ache se jawab denge aapko. Bol deti hu ki, aakar 1ghanta honeko aya hai, par abhi tak plumbing kaa kaam bhi start nahi huaa hai..


Aisa bolkar bhabhi ne apna phone liya, aur Golu ko call lagaane lagi.


Kalu turant hath jodkar niche baith gaya.

Kalu- Ariii..saariii..sariii...majak kar raha tha..aap toh sach maa ghussa ho gayi.. karta hu..kaam karta hu apna..

Aisa bolkar wo pade hue apne saman ko hath me lete hue apne kaam par lag gaya.



******

Uska yu darna, aur yu fatak se agyakaari ban jana bhabhi ke liye achaa tha. Wo inki rassleela me aur rangat daal raha tha. bhabhi ko kuch aisa hi pasand tha.

Kuch iss tarah se bhabhi ne uski bakwas chup karwa di aur situation ko thoda control me rakha.

*********



Ab wo apne kaam me lag gaya, aur yaha bhabhi khana banane me lag gyi.

Kuch pal dono me kuch baate nahi hui. Magar Kalu piche se bich bich bhabhi ki jawani dekhkar apne lund ko hath jaroor lagata.

Ab use piche se kon rokne wala tha? 


Aise hi kuch wakt beet gaya.

Abtak gas par rakha chicken ubalne laga tha.

Ab bhabhi fatafat tadka dena shuru ki.

Kalu ki gustaki toh kum ho gayi thi, magar apne samne lal chaddi pahankar ghumne wali madmast jawani, uske gaane band naa kara saki.

Jor se nahi, magar mooh me hi wo gaane gungunata toh raha tha.

Har gaane me lal ranga ka hi jikr tha.

" kali topi, lal rumal"
"hont gulabi, kurta lal"
"Wo lal topi wale..."
"Ye lal rang Kab muzhe chodega."


Aage dekh kar bhabhi uske ye gaane sunkar andar hi anadr hasti jaa rahi thi.

*****


Lagbagh adha ghante me ab chikan bankar tayaar huaa.

Wahhh...


Fir bhabhi ne apne aur bhi vyanjan tayaar kiye.



**********

Bhabhi- Chaliye, jaldi niptao apna kaam ab, khana bankar tyaar ho gya hai..bass ye chicken rassa chakh ke namak batao.

Aisa bolte hue bhabhi ne taste ke liye usko ek katori lal rassa de diya.


Kalu ne jee kar ke wo rasse ki katori utha li.

Rassa dekh wo bola.
Kalu-- Haay..ye bhi lalelal. Lagta hai ye lal rang aaj mera picha nahi chodega.

Bhabhi- Chupchaap pi lijiye. Kashmiri mirch daali hai..isliye lal rang chadha hai..warna utna teekha nahi hai...


Kalu ne rasse ka ek sip le liya..
Slurrppp.....


Kalu- "Hummm..ahhhhhaaaa.. "

Wo aur kuch bol hi nahi paya.


Bhabhi- Sab thik hai?

Kalu- Sab thik? Are pagal ho kya? Aisa swad toh jindagi me nahi chakha.  Ummmhhh..wahhh..kaa swad hai.....iue sasura toh ekdum hotel wala bana hai. Umhhhhhhaaa...


Bhabhi tareef sunkar khush hui.


Bhabhi- Thank you jee...

Kalu- Bilkul aapki tarah hi rasila par sath me utna hi teekha. Wahhh..maja aagya...ummhaaa....

Jaise hi bhabhi ne tikhi najar se dekha,  usne apni baat badal li.
Kalu- Mera matlab tha bahot hi badhiya bana hai. muzhe toh pata hi nahi tha aap itna achaa khana banate ho? Wahhh..Biwi ho toh aisi ho..warna naam ki biwi toh sabki hoti hai...'Rasoi' aur 'Rajaai', dono me 1st class.....wahhh..

Bhabhi- Jee?

Kalu- Are humra matlab hai har kaam me mahir..wo sasura kahavat bolte hai aisa...Rasoi me bhi aur Rajaai me bhi.


Harami taareef kar raha tha..par lukkad tarike se.


Uski lukkad tareef ne apna kaam kar diya tha. Kyunki bhabhi bhi lukkad baat badhaane me lag gayi.


Bhabhi- Achaa..toh mai itna Teekha lagti hu aapko?

Kalu- Aisa nahi bhabhi jee. Aur sath me Rasila bhi kaha hai maine.

Bhabhi- Teekha aur Meetha? Dono eksath? Aisa khawoge toh pet pakadkar baithna padega aapko.

Bhabhi ka fir se khula mijaj dekh Kalu fir se khush ho utha.

Kalu- Are pet kya, isko bhi pakadkar baithu.
Usne ye bolte hue ek hath se apni pant par sehlaya.

Bhabhi- What?????

Ye dekhte hi bhabhi ghusse se lal ho gayi.

Magar tabhi chalakh kaalu ne bhabhi ka ghussa dekh kar wahi hath niche le jaakar popat pana uthakar dikhane laga.

Kalu- kya swad hai. iske liye apni jaan iss popat paane me daba du.
Uski iss chalakhi par bhabhi kuch aitraaz kar naa paayi.


Bhabhi-  Acha..Par aapki baate lekin bahot khaari hai.

Bhabhi ye bolkar sharmakar haste hue piche mood gye.

Ye sunte hi kalu ke andar chul mach gayi.

Kalu- Bass baate ki swad bhi?

Bhabhi ye sunte hi sharma gayi.

Bhabhi- Chiii...Shut up...


Bhabhi, khud hi patthar markar uske chinte apne upar le rahi thi.
Baat ko shuru kar ke khamokha kalu par ghussa ho rahi thi.

Shayad use bhi aisi double meaning baato me bada maja aa raha tha. Magar ek sanskari bahu ki tarah chiii..ishhh..kar ke ghussa jaroor ho rahi thi.


Kalu- Nahi. Wo toh bol rhi thi ki khara nahi namkin hai?

Bhabhi- kon?

Kalu- Wahi! Aapke lal blouse me chupi aapki chuchi.

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ke hath se bartan gir gaya.
Shock bhari ankho se wo chillayi.

Bhabh- Kya? How dare you? Battamiz insan kahi ke. Shut up...

Kalu- Kahe? Usne bhi toh chakha tha.

Bhabhi- Bilkul chup matlab chup. Bade hi gayegujare insaan ho aap aur sath me bade besharam..Maine pahale hi bola hai ki uske baare me koi baat nahi karna chahti. Warna ghar se bahar nikal dungi.

Bhabhi ne ghussa toh zhad liya tha, par uski iss baat se usko wo latakati boond yaad aa gayi. Wo sharmsaar hokar chup ho gayi aur piche moodkar khana banane me lag gayi.

Kalu- Sorri..sorri...Hum toh yui batiya rahe the.



Tabhi upar se Birju ne awaj di....

Birju- Kaluwa...wo kaluwa...wo lal rang ki tape kha rakhi hai?

Ye dono Birju ko toh bhool hi gaye the.
Birju ki awaj sunkar kalu chillaya.


Kalu- Haa..deta hu..... mere pass rakhi hai.

Kalu ne chillakar usko jawab diya aur apni bag  me dhoondne laga.

Use wo tape mil hi nahi rahi thi.

Kalu- Are kha gayi? Idhar hi rakhi thi? Dekhe...ye bhi lal. Haayeeeaaa Ye lal rang ne toh pareshaan kar rkha hai aaj muzhe.. lagata hai jaan lekar hi manega.

Ye bolte wakt Jahir hai usne bhabhi ki chaddi ko hi q baar taada tha.

Bhabhi bhi samajh gyi. Par ghuse ki bajah gaalo me hi has di.

Akhirkar Kalu ko wo tape mil hi gyi.

Kalu ghar ke piche bahar jakar birju ko wo de aya.

Fir se wapas kitchen me aa gaya.



*******

Kalu- Bhabhi, huaa kaa khana?

Bhabhi- Bass ho hi gaya. 10min. Ye garam garam rotiya tayaar honi hai bass.

Kalu- Kaa baat hai..rotiya bhi hai? Tab t9h chirr fad hai bataaye rakhta hu..bhabhi jee..Ekdum badhiya...banaao...banaao...


*******

Ab wo fir se kaam me lag gaya. Wo thoda paseena paseena lag raha tha.


Isi douran bhabhi ne 2 baar piche moodkar kalu ko dekha.

Bhabhi- Achaa..lal color se badi dikkat ho rhi hai aapki aaj?

Kalu- Haa na bhabhi...ab kya bataye aapko?  ki kitna pareshan kar raha hai ihh manhus..

Bhabhi gaalo me hasne lagi.

Kalu- Apse darkhwast hai meri jaan baksh do bhabhi...Iss se acha toh wo kala kapda fir se laao..chalega....

Bhabhi sehma gayi..
Bhabhi- Matlab? Konse kaale kapde ki baat kar rhe ho?

Kalu- Kauch nahi..kuch nahi, jaane do. Mai bhi kuch bhi bolta rahata hu...meri baate hi aisi khaari hoti hai..


Kalu hass pada toh Bhabhi chup rahi.


*********



Fir thodi der baad..


Bhabhi- Chaliye..ab sab tayaar hai..bass garma garam rotiya senkani baaki hai. Unn chat par baithe Birju jee ko ab bula sakte ho.  Hayyee, unko toh hum bhool hi gye hai.

Kalu- Are haa naa.. yahi toh lal rang ki dikkat hai..

Bhabhi- Uff..hooo...fir se lal? Aap bhi naa...Jayiye..use bulaayiye...

Apna kaam wahi rakh ke kalu birju ko awaj dene bahar gaya.


Thodi der me wo dono hath pair dho kar andar aa gaye.

Bhabhi ne unko bahar hall me baithne bola.


*****

Bahar hall me dining table hone ke bawjood Kalu ne kone me niche jameen par chatai daal di.

Dono ghataghat paani peete chataai par baith gaye. Dono majdooron ko karhaane wali  bhook lagi thi.

Bhabhi- Kalu jee...jara andar aayiye....

Bhabhi ne awaj di.

Kalu- Jee...

Bhabhi- Aap waha mehmaan ki tarah jaakar kyu baithe ho? parosne me hath batore, mai rotiya senk rahi hu.

Kalu- Wahhh..dekhiye...aap kitni achi  hai..ek hi pal me muzhe gharwala bana diya aapne.

Kalu hasne laga.
Bhabhi- Ab baate band kariye, aur madad kariye.
Ab kalu Thali lagaane je liye bhabhi ki help karne laga.


Kalu- Aapke sasur ke liye bhi thali lagana hai kaa?

Bhabhi- Nahi..nahi..bass tum dono ke liye. Unka thoda alag khana hota hai..Mai baad me laga lungi unke liye...

Bhabhi ka sasur wahi hall ke ek kone me chair par chashma lagaaye abhi tak so raha tha.

Unke samne brju seedha baithkar takmak idhar udhar dekh raha tha.

Usne toh ekbaar gardan hilakar unko Pranam bhi kar liya tha. Use kya pata tha ki wo chashme ke piche so rahe hai?

Birju ekdum sidha sadha aur bada hi sharmila insaan tha, apne Kam se kam rakhne wala.

Tabhi,

Kalu andar se 2 plates lekar aya. Birju ke samne rakh kar wo wapas andar aya.

Ab baari baari baaki sara saman bahar le jaane laga. Namak tha, pyaaj tha, nimbu tha, pani tha.

Ab usne dono ke liye thali lagaya. Wo thali laga hi raha tha ki tabhi khud bhabhi 2 glass lekar bahar ayi.

Oh my hod.

Wo jaise thi waise hi. Matlab kalu ke samne jiss avatar me thi waise hi bahar aa gayi thi. Kalu toh ye bhool hi gaya tha.

Wo bheegi hui si kali saree aur saree ke andar sabkuch dikhnewala nazara. Wo clear dikhai pad rhi puri gori tange, aur pahani hui lal chaddi.
Usne  pallu bhi kamar me hi dabaya huaa tha.
Upar blouse ke 3 buttons waise hi khule hue the.  Ek toh wo mothe size ke bhabhi ke boobs aur ab toh aur risk badh gayi, kyunki itne bade gubbare ho toh chalne se uske gulabi nipple kabhi bhi bahar aa sakte the, jaise bartan dhote wakt ho rahe the.

Uffff.....

Itni risk lekar bhabhi bedhadak kitchen ke bahar aayi thi. Sath me uski wo kamsin naabhi aur kamar, hall ke ujale me aur kahar daal gaye.

Jaise hi birju ki nazar bhabhi par padi, Wo toh sunn dekhta reh gaya. Uske toh tote udd gaye. Uski ankhe aur mooh dono ek sath khul pade. Usne aisa husn pahle kabhi nahi dekha tha. Hakikat me chodo, sapne me bhi nahi dekh tha.


Wo bada hi sharmile mijaj ka tha. Subah se bhabhi se nazare bachaaye hue tha. Par iss nazaare ke samne uske andar ke mard ne jawab de dala. Use samajh hi nahi aa rha tha, ki bhabhi ko kaise dekhe? Wo nazare niche rakhne ki koshish kar raha tha par ab use raha nahi gaya. Ab aisa nazara kon marad chodega? 

Usne towel se mooh pochne ke bahaane chori chupke upar nazar uthakar fatafat yaha aha ghuma li, aur ab iss najare ko apni anko me kaid karne laga. Jitna ho sake utna.

Issdafa kuch der wo waise hi ankhe faad faad ke dekhte raha. Uski sanse jaise fool gayi thi.


Tabhi kalu ne bich me khaskar birju ko hosh me laya.


Yaha Kalu khud shock me tha. Use laga nahi tha ki kabhi bhabhi aise awtar me birju ke samne aayegi?

Wo dono chori chori husn ko tadate rahe.

Bhabhi ne samne aake wo glass rakh diye.
Bhabhi- Are...aap aap log niche kyu baithe hai? Waha dinning table pe baitho!

Kalu- Are nahi bhabhi jee. Huka niche baithane ki hi aadat hai..yahi thik hai hum.

Bhabhi- Acha thik hai.. aap yahi comfortable ho toh yahi sahi...waise ye glass me paani piyo.

Itna bolkar bhabhi piche moodi aur apni gand hilate andar chal di. Wo dono matak matak dekhate reh gaye bass. Kyunki piche se toh najara aur lajawab tha.

Ufff..

Uski poori kamsin tange, upar uske chutad kaa saaf saa dikhaayi dene wala gora rang, jo ki dhadak dhadak matakate jaa rahe the. Jaise paani se bhare 2 matake.  Aur uske bich fasi lal dori jaisi uski chaddi....

Ufff...
Kayamat thi!!!



Bhabhi ne dono ki ektarah se bolti band kar di thi.

Ufff..

Bhabhi ke andar jaate hi kalu utha, aur phat se andar kitchen me aya..


Kalu- Haaye bhagwan. bhabhi ye kya kar rhi ho?

Bhabhi- Kyu? Kya huaa?

Kalu-  Meri jaan toh le li, uss bichare ki bhi lene ka plan hai kya? Wo tahara seedha sadha..itna seh nahi payega. yahi mar jayega. Hum dono ko hi lash uthani padegi..

Bhabhi- kyu? Kya huaa?
Bhabhi ne haste hue poocha.


Kalu- re bhagwannn....Muzhe kabhi laga nahi tha aap aisi hi bahar aa jaoge.

Bhabhi- Aise matlab? Nahi to aur kaise? Achaa...aap bheegi hui saree ko lekar bol rahe hai? Wo toh maine socha birju jii aapke pehchaan ke hi hai, toh ab itne se ke liye kon saree change karte baithe? Baad me hi change kar lungi.

Kalu hairaani se sar pe hath patkaate bola..

Kalu- Haa. Ha....wahi..wahi...

Bhabhi- Waise wo aapke pehchaan ka hi hai naa? Birju bharose Layak toh hai naa?

Kalu- Wo toh hai, uska kuch nahi. par mera ab kuch kaha nahi jaa sakta. Yaha mai bharose ke layak nahi raha ab. Aisa lag raha hai mai koi saand hu, aur koi lal kapda  lekar muzhko lalcha raha hai. Aur iss saand ko chounoti de rha hai. Sasuraa...ye lal toh ab aur bindhast fhum raha hai idhar udhar..ab toh ankho me pura lal..lal..hi dikh rha..bhabhi kuch dawai kar hi dijiye naa..


Bhabhi- Achaa.. toh jyada socho mat aur jyada waha dekho mat. Jao aur baitho, aur mere hath ki garam garam rotiya khaa lo. Thoda acha lagega. Yahi dawai hai aapke liye.

Bhabhi haste hue uske maje le rahi thi.

Bhabhi- Aur jaate ye rassa bhi le jaao bahar. Aur baki chicken, chawal bhi ek ek kar ke sab bahar rakhiye.

Kalu ne haste hue chicken ke rasse ka bartan uthaya aur bahar le gya...

Wo rakhakar kalu baaki le jaane wapas andar aya.

Andar aakar dusra bartan uthane laga. Tabhi usne dekha ki, wahi bajume koi ek lal kapda farsh par pada hai. Use laga koi bartan uthane ka kapada pada hai.  Toh usne pair se hi usko thoda door dhakela aur dusra bartan uthane laga.
Ek minute..jara ruko..wo tha kya?

Kalu ke jahan ne uss se pooch liya.

Oh..my..hod..

Kalu ne deemaag doudaya...
Usko kisi chiz ka andaza huaa aur wo zhuki hui position me hi lock ho gaya.

Ufff...

Usko aisa kya pata cala jo wahi lock ho gaya?

Wo Kya tha?

Ohhh..my..hod..

Uske lath marne se wo kapada palat kar fail gaya tha.

Uff..
Use dekhte hi kalu ka pura badan tharthara utha tha, aur uski ankhe fati ki fati reh gyi thi.

Hmmmm...

Wo lal koi sadharan kapada nahi tha.
Balki ek lal chaddi thi...

Ha..ha..ek lal panty....

Ohhhhh..

Kasam se..Bhabhi ki panty...



To be continued......

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            Part 20.

Use toh apni akhon par yakin hi nahi ho raha tha.
4 baar ankhe rondhkar dekha tab bhi wo lal chaddi hi thi. 

Fir 2 baar neeche ghutno pe baith gya. Tab bhi wo lal chaddi hi thi. 

Kya sach me bhabhi ne apni panty utaar feki thi?

Kalu itna utavala ho gaya ki, kisi achi nasal ke kutte ki tarah hadbadakar ye pakdu, ki wo pakadu? Karne laga. Akhir lapak kar usne uss lal kapade ko jakar utha hi liya.

Usne hath me lekar chukar dekha. Haa, ab bhi wo lal chaddi hi thi.


Uffff....

Oh..my..hod...

Ab jakar usko yakin huaa.

Haayee....

Iska matlab ye sach hai. 

Wo sar pakad kar baith gaya.  

Uske liye ye surprise kuch jyada hi tha.

*****

Badi mushkil se usne apne aap par kaabu paa liya. 

Thodi sanse aate hi sabse pahale turant usne bhabhi ki taraf dekha.


Peeth piche khadi bhabhi rotiya bel rahi thi.

Issbaar Wo badan itna sharmsaar tha, ki kahi se bhi lachak kha raha tha. Maano jaise kalu ki najar uske jism ko chatka de rahi hai. Kalu use piche se dekh raha hai, ye pata chalte hi uski sharm toh 2 guna badh gayi.

Kalu ne sadiyo poorane bhooke ashiq ki tarah, saboot ki talash me bhabhi ko dekhna shuru kiya.

Wo pair se dekhte dekhte upar gaya.

Ahhhh...

Poora saaf highway. Bich me koi rukawat nahi.
Kaale parde me 2 gori tange...fir upar chutad saaf saaf dikhte hue..

Aur issbaar najaare me sabse khass baat ye thi ki, unn dono chutad ke darmiya koi lal patti nahi thi.

Ufff...
Poora kaa poora saaf highway. 

Oh..my..hod..

Iska matlab sach me bhabhi ne apni panty utaar di thi.



Bhabhi ne toh issbar kalu ko aisa zatka diya tha, jise wo poori zhindagi bhar bhool nahi sakega.


Tabhi bhabhi ne apni sanse kaabu me karte hue ek alag hi andaaj me boli.

Bhabhi- Kyu? Lal rang bada pareshaan kar rha tha naa aapko?

Aisa bolkar, fir se piche mood kar khadi ho gyi.

Ufff..

Ye sunte hi kalu ke kaan tript ho gaye.

Wo isi bindhast lilly ki intzaar me tha.

Ohh..

Kya nazara tha..
Kalu yaha aankhe faad dekkhte hue saree me ghuse jaa raha tha, aur waha bhabhi sirf ek transparent kali saree me sharm se hayaa khaate khadi thi. 

Ha..ha.. bina panty ke.
 Oh my hod.

Waha itni laaj sharam thi, ki aisa lag raha tha, jaise bhabhi ki wo kaali saree bhi khud laaj me naha gayi hai, aur keh rahi ho, "Haayee, Ab kya kya hi bacha paayegi mai?"


 
Magar itna hi nahi...
Wo saree asal me kitna transparent thi, ye kalu ko tab pata chala, jab bhabhi uski taraf mooh karke khadi ho gyi.

Uff...

Haa..haa..

Ab ekdum se bhabhi kuch rakhane ke bahane mood gayi thi, aur uske samne sharmaate khadi ho gayi thi.

Wo aise sharma rahi thi, mano keh rahi ho, "ki sabut hi chahiye toh itminan se sab lo."

Hayeee.....

Bhabhi ke chehare ki hasi dekh kar aisa lag raha , ki 2 mardon ke samne aise jakar uske andar ki chanchalta ka bandh ab toot chuka hai. Lagata hai uske andar ki naughty Lilly bahar aa gayi thi.


Kalu ne turant samne se bhi scan karna shuru kiya.
Uski seedhi najar bhabhi ke dono tangon ke beech chali gayi seedha.

Ufff...

Wo saree Itni pardarshi thi ki, bhabhi ki zaat ka guchha bhi halka- fulka dikh gaya kalu ko.

Ohhh..


 Aisa lag rha tha jaise bhabhi ke tangon ke bich kala fool nikal aya ho. 

Wow..

Gore badan pe kali saree ke usspaar, balon ka wo kala dhabba bhabhi ki khubsoorati ko chaar chand laga raha tha.

Bhabhi ke zhaat kaa ghuchaa dekh kar kalu ko poora yakin ho gaya ki bhabhi ne sachmuch apni hi chaddi utaar ke feki hai.

Use ab aur ķisi sabut ki jaroorat nahi thi.


 Bhabhi ko ab bass, Saree par ki rakhi phool ki design hi thoda bahot dhak paa rahi thi. 

Aise me bina chaddi ke hone ka ehsaas bhabhi ko kamar se halka zhuka raha tha. Pair ke upar pair leneki uski koshish iss nazaare me aag laga rahi thi.

Kasam se...Kalu pagal ho gaya.
 
Kalu- Haaye..ye kya dekh rha hu mai? 

Kalu sar pakadkar zhuk gaya...

Bhabhi bass muskura di.


Kalu- Rriii sasuraa....tum toh ekdum kayamat ho bhabhi...par ruko...aisa nahi karna chahiye tha aapko...


Bhabhi- Kyu? Kya huaa?? Aap hi ne toh kaha ki lal pareshaan kar raha hai. Pasand nahi aya aapko?

Kalu- 'Pasand-Wasand' baad me...pahale mai Thane jakar aata hu.

Bhabhi- Thane?

Kalu- Aur nahi toh kaa?? Ab baat hi itni sangeen hai ki, koi jawan mard toh jaan se hath dho baithega hi. Mai Thane pahale se rapat likhwa ata hu. Lagata hai aaj pakka kahi mar jaaunga.
Riii baap re....ye aapne kya kar diya bhabhi? Samajh hi nahi aa raha ki lal rang hatakar meri tabiyat khush kar di hai aapne, ki aaur bighaad di hai?Sasura muzhe toh chakkar aane lage hai ab.

Kau apni chaati pakadke dard dikhaate bola tha.


Bhabhi ne sharmaate hue shararat bhara jawab diya.

Bhabhi- Haayee...ye kya keh rahe ho aap? Ye toh ulta aapki madad karne ke liye kiya maine. Socha, lal rang se itni hi pareshani ho rahi hai, toh utaar hi du. Kahi tabiyat naa kharab ho jaye aapki, aur mera kitchen kaa kaam adhura hi reh jaaye. Magar yaha toh ulta ho raha hai. Lal rang se jyada, utaar dene se aapki pareshaani badhi hui lag rahi hai. Uff..hayee...agar itna hi pareshaani badhi hai toh pahan leti hu fir. 

Kalu- Nahi..nahi..ruke jara... ab achaa lagane laga hai.. haa ab dheere dheere achaa lagane laga hai.. ahhh..ufff..hummmm.....ahhhahhhahh....Wo kaa hai naa jee ki, ekdum se aisa zhatka laga, ki dil me bada bhayankar darad uth gaya. Hum toh tilmila saa gaya. Magar..ab achaa lagane laga hai..haa ab thik hai..achaa huaa lal rang hata diya..


Wo lambi lambi sanse bharte hue bol pada.

Agale hi pal khushi se zhoom utha. Magar abhi bhi uski sanse fooli hui hi thi.
Yaha se aage jo bhi kuch honewala tha, uski excitement me uski sanse fool gayi thi.


Bhabhi uski iss halat kaa maja lete hue uske samne khadi thi.


Tabhi, Kalu apni dil ki side par sehlaate bola.



Kalu- Haa...ab thik hai...bilkul thik kiya aapne. Dekhe ab achaa lagane laga hai muzhe..Ahhha
...wahhh kya bat Hai?...Kasam se ..kya batau...sach me kamal ho aap. Baki aapka ye andaaz bada khatarnaak hai. Muzhe bada pasand aya ye andaz..Bahar birju baitha hai aur andar aapne ye kiya. Ise kahate hai asali dabangai.

Bhabhi apani tarif sunkar muskuraane lagi.

Tabhi kalu gungunaya.

Kalu- "gore gore tango me hai kala kala phool"


Ye sunte hi bhabhi sharm se fir se kamar me zhuk gayi aur fat se piche ghoom gayi. Piche moodkar ankhe band kar ke sharm se chur chur gayi thi.

Bhabhi- Shut up....Chup rahiye..fir se shuru ho gaye....

Kalu ne fir se chedna shuru kiya tha.

Kalu haste hue bolne laga..

Kalu- Kale fool se yad aya...bhabhi apko pata hai?

Bhabhi aur sharmsaar ho gayi thi. Fir bhi wo boli.

Bhabhi- kya?

Kalu- Bhabhi, Admi ke tangon ke beech me jo jungle hota hai, wo aurat ke tangon ke beech bhi hota hai...bass ek farak hota hai

Bhabhi- Chii..shut up....bilkul shut up...

Bhabhi mooh chupate reh gayi. 

Bhabhi ke kahane par Kalu wahi chup rha. 

Chup toh karaya par bhabhi ko raha nahi gaya. Agale hi pal shikayat bhari chehare se boli.

Bhabhi- Aur wo kya?

Kalu thoda has pada, fir aage bola.

Kalu- Admi ke jungle me sher rahta hai...aur aurat ke jungle me uss sher ki gufa....ha..ha..ha....


Bhabhi- Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..........battamiz kahi ke.....
bhabhi mooh tedha karte chii karti rahi.

Bhabhi- Aap bhi naa.. bilkul chup rahiye..
Bade hi gande insaan ho aap. Kuch bhi bolte firte ho. Dimaag me yahi sabh bhara huaa hai kya? Aap bhi naa....


Kalu toh khil khilaakar has raha tha. Haste haste hi wo aage badha aur bhabhi ki wo lal chaddi utha li.

Ye dekh bhabhi aur bhi sharma gayi.

Kalu, wo chaddi apane naak ke pass le gya aur bhabhi ko dekhte dekhte sungane laga. Kisi Ganja- Charas funkane par jaise karte hai waise wo nashe sa karne laga.


Ye dekh bhabhi puri sharminda ho uthi.
Tabhi Kalu ne apna mooh khola aur uss chaadi ko apne mooh me dala.

Ye dekh toh bhabhi ke jism ke rongate khade ho gye.

Bhabhi- Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...

Bhabhi aisi chilla gayi aur apne hath se mooh dhak liya. Fir ungaliyon ke zharoke se uski harkatonko dekhne bhi lagi.

Bhabhi ne dekha ki usne uss chaddi ko chabana shuru kiya. Fir achanak se mooh se nikalkar apni pant me ghused liya.

Bhabhi- Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...
Issbaar toh aur bada chiiiiiiii nikla bhabhi ki jubaan se. 

Ye sunkar kalu bola

Kalu- Ha..ha..aapki hi hai...gandh aur taste aapka hi hai...hummmm...

Ye sunkar toh bhabhi kahi ki naa rahi.

Bhahi- Chup rahiye...

Kalu- Bhabhi, dekha....mai basss ganda bolta hi nahi, karta bhi hu...chahe toh aajmalo....

Bhabhi- Chiiii...bahot hi gande ho aap. Aisa kon karta hai? meri panty? 

Bhabhi hath badhaakar mangne lagi.

Kalu ne saaf saaf mana kar diya.

Bhabhi- Kyu? Ye lal rang se toh pareshan the naa? Fir ab kyu pass lekar baithe ho?

Kalu- Wo lal rang toh nazaro me chubh rha tha. Isiliye nazaro se door hata diya.

Aisa bolkar usne pant ke upar se hi uss jagah ko ragad diya.

Bhabhi- Chii..Ab mai nahi pehnungi use.

Kalu- Mai bhi toh yahi chahta hu...

Kalu ne apni bat ko lamba khicha aur hasne laga.

Bhabhi- aahhh...chup...Chaliye nadan kahi ke. Badmash....Nikaliye bahar ab..bahot huaa. Birju ji waise hi baithe hai. 

Uski badhati hui badamashi dekh kar bhabhi ne usko dant lagaayi aur khana parosne ko kehne lagi.


Magar Kalu waha se thodi jaane wala tha? Wo waise hi khada bhabhi ko piche se taadta raha.


Bhabhi- Are jaayiye naa..Chaval leke jaayiye...

Issbaar aur ghuse se boli. 

Fir bhi Kalu waise hi nazare gadhata raha.

Infact, ab toh kuch alag hi nashili ankho se dekhne laga tha. Maano wo kisi bhi pal apna hosh gawakar bhabhi ke upar attack chadha baithe.

Ghusa kaam naa aya, Ye dekh bhabhi ne ab thoda naughty andaaz me kaha.


Bhabhi- Are...jaaiye..chaval rakh ke wapas aayiye...chaihiye toh...

Itna kehkar bhabhi hasne lagi.


Ye sunte hi kalu chaaval ka bartan lekar bahar bhaga. 

Kabhi kabhi dantne se nahi, balki fuslaane se kaam ban jata hai.

Wo bahar bhaga tha. Uske pant me bhabhi ki chaddi waise hi ghusai hui thi. Bahar akar jaldi se chaval paros diya dono thali me. aur laar tapkaate fir se bhagate andar aya.


Andar aate hi wo bhabhi ki taraf dekhne laga..


Tabhi,

Ke tabhi,
uski nazaro ne aur kuch dekh liya.

Ufff..

Issbarr usko aisa zatka laga ki wo niche hi gir pada.
Giri hui condition me hi kuch der ke liye wo sadame me chala gaya. 

Uski ankhe fati ke fati, aur mooh khula ka khulla reh gya tha. 

Kuch der baad hosh me aya.

Ufff...

kyunki ab thik usi jagah aur ek lal rang ka kapda pada tha.

Oh..my...hod...

Bhabhi ke ang par aur kya lal tha? Ye samajhme aate hi kalu ki jaise dhadkane ruk si gyi.


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Jab kalu wapis kitchen me aya tha, toh waha aur ek lal kapada pada huaa tha.

Ohhhh...

Usne dhyaan se uss kapde ko dekha toh wo shock reh gya.

Aap bhi samajh sakte ho, kyunki bhabhi ke jism par aur bass 1 hi lal kapada tha.


Ha... Ha ....

Wo bhabhi ka blouse tha.

Ufff...

Kasam se. 

Sachmuch me bhabhi ne apna blouse utaar diya tha.


Farsh par pada hua bhabhi kaa blouse dekhkar kalu toh pagal ho gaya.

Wo kuch samajh pata, ke tabhi waha se bhabhi boli.

Bhabhi- "Lal rang naa! Kahi jaan na nikaal de ye aapki. Isliye itna sab kuch karna pad raha hai muzhe. "

Itna kehkar bhabhi ne piche moodkar hawa me ek naughty smile de di.


Ab ye hui naa baat!!!!!


Ohhh..

Kya kamal ki bhabhi thi. Chaddi ke sath usne ab blouse bhi nikal feka tha.



Uff..

Pata nahi bhabhi kya karne jaa rahi thi? Magar 1 baat sach thi, ki jab bhi apni Lilly bhabhi ko exhiboshnsm jaisa mahol milta, toh wo poori pagal ho jaati. Uske andar itni chul mach jaari ki , uske andar kuch kar gujarne kaa josh bahane lagata.




Ab bhabhi kitchen me bass ek saree me khadi thi. Blouseless. Bass ek black saree. Aur wo bhi kayamat ki transparent saree.

Kamar ke niche naa hi saree ke andar kuch tha , naa hi kamar ke upar kuch tha.  

Bas aur bas ek kaali pardarshi saree. 

Ufff...

Aisi halat me bhabhi apne kitchen me bindhast khadi thi, aur kuch hi door kitchen ke bahar ek anjaan insaan birju baitha tha. Sath me uske sasur bhi bahar hi baithe the.

Aap bass khayalo me socho ye nazara kitna hot tha.

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Wo peetpiche apni nangi peeth dikhaati khadi thi.

Ufff.

Uski nangi kamsin peeth dekh Kalu ka lund toh race ki gaadi bankar uspar doudna chaah raha tha. 

Gira huaa kapada fir se uthate hue Kalu bol pada.

Kalu- Hey bhagwan....Hum toh aaj nahi bachega. Humri chaati me dhad dhad hona band sa ho gya hai. Dekhe toh... Koi ambulance bulaaye...haayee...



Tabhi ekdum se bhabhi bol padi.

Bhabhi- Haste hue..
"Acha...Chati se yaad aya, aapko pata hai mard ki bhi chaati hoti hai, aur aurat ki bhi..bass ek farak hai."
Kya pata hai?

Kalu- Ahhhhaaaa.....aap bhi? aap bhi kum nahi ho. Jaldi pakad leti ho. Koi palatwar nahi chodoge? Hummmm.....Wahhh..ise kahate hai asali bhabhi. Bataayiye...Bataayiye..kya fark batao?

Bhabhi- Mard ki chati dabi hui hoti hai ..aur..

Kalu- Aur?

Bhabhi ne palke zhuka li aur sharmasaar hote hue boli.

Bhabhi- Uff..itna bhi nahi janate? Aur aurat ki dabaane ke liye...

Ye sunkar toh kalu pagalo jaisa sar khujaane laga.



Kalu--- Haayeeee....maar dala..maar dala...aag laga di..wahhh..kya kehne aapke...aurat - marad ki jungle se seedha Chati kaa connection bitha diya... ahhhaaaaaa...sach me ...ise kahate hai majak masti karne ki samaj. Wahhhh...aap badi kamal ki ho....




Kalu ke sath yha jo bhi kuch ho raha tha, uss se toh wo khushi se pagal hue jaa raha tha.

Wo turant kisi shaturmurg ki tarah gardan ko uncha kar ke bhabhi ke aage kaa najara dekhne ki koshish me idhar-udhar uchalkud karne laga.

Kalu- "Achaa..Dabaae ko hoti hai..toh fir jara 1 chance de hi do..dekhe toh..dabaane ko kaa kaa hai?"

Kalu bhabhi ke boobs dekhne ke liye chalaange maarne laga.

Jald se jald, wo doodh se bhare wo mashhoor hande dekhne ko taras gaya tha.



Magar apni bhabhi bhi badi hi nakhrel thi.

Kalu ki ye chalang koshishe, wo apni chaati ko chupaakar naakam karne lagi. 

Kalu pareshaan ho gaya. Usko raha nahi jaa raha tha.

Toh, abki baar wo seedha 2 kadam aage chal ke pass aya, aur phat se bhabhi ki baahe hi pakad liya.


Uffff...



Fir, ekdum se kandhe pakadkar, zarrr se usne bhabhi ko ghumaya.

Wow...


Uski ankhe wo bhare mumme dekhne ko itni badi ho gyi. 

Ab usne ye shandaar ubhaar dekhne ko apni ankhe badha di.

Par,
Magar,

Wo kuch dekh kar thoda chounk gya. 

Wo kuch pal bass dekhte reh gya, jaise out of syllabus kaa koi prashn ekdum se aa gaya uske samne.

Darsal, huaa yu tha ki, uski ankhon ko bhabhi ke mumme dikhe hi nahi.

Why?
Aisa kaise?
Kya huaa?

Toh iska answer ye tha k, Bhabhi aage se nangi thi hi nahi.

Ufff...

Usne blouse toh nikal diya tha, Par ek chota saa kitchen "Apron" pahan liya tha. 

Uffff...

Haa..ha..
Ek "Apron"

Jo bass aage se cover hota hai, aur piche se nanga hota hai.

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Ufff...

Uss apron ko 2 lace thi. ek gale me bandhne ke liye, aur dusari kamar par bandhne ke liye.

Bhabhi ke mumme uss apron me aise-waise  dhake hue the. Haa, par piche se wo puri nangi ho rakhi thi. Kitchen apron bass aage se cover karta hai, aur piche se 2 lace ke alawa khulla hota hai.

Uff..
Isme toh wo aur bhi katilana lag rhi thi.


Pile  rang me safed foolo wali wo apron iss Apsara par kya khoob jutch rahi thi.

Bass ek dikkat thi. Tang kapade me Vishal ubhaar ki ladhaayi bade jor-soro se thi. Apron ki har side se unn Vishal boobs ki Chand jaisi adh golakar lakir zhalak rahi thi. Bhabhi ki jarasi hlchal par uss Chand lakir me jaise samundar ki lahare beh rahi thi.



Kalu ke chehare par disappointment ki lahar dekhkar bhabhi jor se hasne lagi.

Wo hate hue boli.

Bhabhi- Aapko kya laga...sab khol diya hai? Bass lal rang hata diya hai. Samjhe....ha..ha..ha..ha..


Itna bolkar wo khil khilakar hasne lagi..
Kalu bass dekhta reh tha.

Bhabhi fir se boli.

Bhabhi- Aur haa..aap jarasi bhi gustaki karne ki naa soche. Kyunki, Dabaane wali wo baat Chaati ke liye thi, uske upar ke kapade ke liye nahi thi. Toh touch bhi not allowed...samjhe...

Itna bolkar bhabhi fir se hasne lagi...

Kalu- Are iehhh kaa hai?

Apron ko dekhkar kalu ne poocha.

Bhabhi hasne lagi.

Khilkhilakar hasne par toh bhabhi aur bhi kuch khubsoorat lag rahi thi.

Jaisa upar jikr kiya, jarasi halchal se bhi yaha niche bada hadkamp mach raha tha. Yaha bhabhi toh khilkhilakar hass rahi thi.

Uski har action par unn Vishal mummon ke kinaar jaise chamakile samundar kinaare ban jaate. Jaha lahare aakar sameet jati hai.


Kalu- Agar kapade ki hi baat hai toh,  humse ab kaahe ki parhej? Khol hi de ise...aur kahe toh  inhe. Dekhiye kaise fadfada rhe hai ye kabutar. Aisan lag raha hai bahaar udane ko taras rahe hai.. Azad kar do inhe.

Uski ye baat sunkar bhabhi nazre gira kar apne hi boobs se sharma gayi.

Par tabhi samhalkar usne uske tod ka ek jawab de dala.

Bhabhi- Are pura khol doge toh ye 2 kabutar udd jayenge. Aur aas pass itne shikari hai ki koi fat se daboch lega.


Kalu- Ahhhhaaa...Areee..lekin wahi toh baat hai naa....Aap hi toh abhi abhi bol rahi thi, ki ye dabochne ke liye hi hote hai.!

Kalu ne bhi shatir jawab diya tha.


Bhabhi- Haa..bilkul.. ye dabochne ke liye hi hote hai. Magar ek dikkat hai...Dabochne se pahale kuch permission leni jaroori hoti hai. Dabochne se pahale hatiyaar rakhne ki jagah ka, aur daboch ke shikar karne ka license lena hota hai. Aur wo license yaha gale me kisi aur ne pahle hi pahna diya hai. Toh aapka koi chance nahi banta hai.
Uss time aap kaha gaye the? Yha wha mooh marte ghum rhe the honge? Hunn... Tabhi license pahna na chahiye tha naa! Toh fir toh ye kabutar hi kyu? Inn kabutaron ke sath unka poora jungle, fir uss jungle ki gufa, puri pahadi, dariya, uske saare zarne... Sab aapke hi hote fir.

Ufff..

Issbaar toh bhabhi ne sari hade tod di.

Kalu toh bass mooh kholkar sunta reh gaya.


Kalu- Haayee.. ahhhaaaa...

Bhabhi- Ab haayeee..aahhhh..kar ke koi fayda nahi hai.. licence kisi aur kaa hai. Toh iss shikar par toh ab bas kisi aur ka hakk hai..bhool jaao. Aur ainda bina permission ke hath lagaane ki sochna bhi mat.  Samajhe..

Kalu- Are sasura....Pahle pata hota toh jaan par khelkar jeet lete aapko. Jaise soude me jeet liya hu. Hunnn....par ab kya kare? Gayi bhains paani me. Chalo man lete hai licence kisi aur ka hai, lekin ek batau?

Bhabhi- Haa

Kalu- Beijjati aur biwi me ek Samanta hai bhabhi jee..bataau kya?

Bhabhi- Ab fir se gyaan? Ufff....aap bhi naa...Par thik hai, Chale bataaye kya?

Kalu- Dono hamesha dusre ki jyada achi lagti hai...

Issbaar bhabhi bhi khulkar hass di.

Bhabhi- Aap bhi naa...ek number ke badmash ho aap..achi koshish thi..magar koi fayda nahi...samjhe...


Kalu- Chalo maan liya. Ye kisi aur ki shikar hai, par hum kaa keh rahe the bhabhi, ki puri shikaar nahi, par kum se kum bacha huaa tukda toh nasib ho?!!!! Hum jaise bhikari kaise jiye fir? Jungle kaa bhi yahi wusul hota hai. Shikaar koi karta hai, magar bacha- kucha thoda kisi aur ko naseeb hota hai. Toh, aap ko bhi thoda idhar udhar tukde dalkar garib bhooke ki madat karna chahiye...Badi achi duaa milti hai. Akhir izzat dene se hi badhati hai...

Bhabhi- Nahi nahi...aajkal izzat dene se bas pet badh jayega. Toh koi chance nahi lena chahati mai.


Kalu- Ha..ha..ha...Aapko toh sab pata hai.

Bhabhi- Ha...Pata hai muzhe..ha..ha..ha..
Toh koi chalakhi nahi. Jeye..yahi khade naa rahe..kaam ko aage badhaye...

Kalu- kam ko kaise aage badhaye bhabhi? Haayee...ab toh aur bhi jyada machal raha humra kaleja...Bhabhi, lal rang se jaan toh choot gyi meri, par koi aur hi ang pareshan karne lage hai ab. Ab iska bhi koi ilaj ho toh dekh lijiye...

Bhabhi- Are bataya hai naa...thoda lambi sans lo. Aur mere hath ki roti kha lo garam garam...thoda achaa lagega aapko.  Ek toh bhook, upar se pyasse,,,aur yha ye aisi itni garmi....kisi kaa bhi tabiyat jawab de jayega...

Bhabhi tod ke jawab dekar usko Na kahane me successful ho rahi thi.


Bhabhi- Muzhe bhi ek gaana yaad aa rha hai... "sanyaan jee ka tapak, tapak ke hayye pasina nikal gya...haaye garmi...Ha..sssss...ha....hsss...."

Ye gana bolkar bhabhi jorose hasne lagi....

Kalu- Bhabhi, kya aap bhi maje le rhi ho mere iss halat ki?

Bhabhi-
Aree..baate kya karte baithe ho? Chaliye jaayiye ab. Chicken toh lekar jaayiye bahar.  Wo birju bichaare kabse bahar baithe hai. Aap jaayiye, bss meri rotiya ho hi gyi.

Kalu- Yha aisa tandoori chicken laga hai, aur aap iss chicken ki baat kar rahi hai...

Bhabhi- achaa jee..toh mere khaane ki taref bass yu hi thi?  Aur humne pahale hi bataya hai, ki ye kisi aur ka hai,..samjhe...toh chup chaap khana parose aap.

Kalu abhi bhi apne aap ko control me rakhe hue tha. Koi jaldbaazhi nahi ye uska mantr tha.

Waise uski koi jaroorat bhi nahi thi. Bhabhi khud- ba-khud ek ke upar ek, aise surprise dete jaa rhi thi.
Bhabhi ke 2 baar kahane par ab usne chicken ka bartan uthaya aur bahar gaya.

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Bahar aakar dono ko chicken paresone laga. Birju ki plate me bharpet dalkar bola.

Kalu- Are sathi birjuwa..Aisa khaao, jaisa kabhi naa khaya ho. Bhabhi ke hath ka khakar dekho...ungaliya chahate rahoge...toh khaao dabaakr sasura....waise humka aisa bhojan kabhi kabaar hi nasib hota hai...

Itna Sara chicken dalkar ab kalu utha aur bhaagkar wapas andar jaane laga. Uske deemag me bass yahi soch thi ki, "Issbaar bhabhi konsa surprise degi?"

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Wo kitchen darwaje tak ghusa hi tha, ki tabhi waha uski bhabhi se ek jordaar dhadak ho gyi.

Dhdammm.....

Bhabhi- Ufff..haayee...are samahlkar....dekh ke chalna chahiye naa??

Kalu uss dhadak se samhal hi raha tha.... ki, tabhi bhabhi apne aapko samhalte hue uthi. Samhalkar fir usne apna pallu sar pe le liya, aur fir apne apron ko khinchkar thik karte hue wo ekdum se kalu ko cross kar ke kitchen darwaje tak chali gayi.

Oh my hod.

Kasam se? Kya bhabhi kitchen ke bahar aa rahi thi?

Kalu ke toh hosh udd gaye jab usne dekha ki bhabhi toh isi awatar me bahar jaa rahi thi.

Uff..

Kya bawal aurat hai....

Andar lal chaddi pahankar transparent saree ek baar samajhme ata hai. Magar iss awataar me? Ufff..bina blouse aur chaddi ke? Wo bhi poori transparent saree me? Wo bhi ek anjaan adami ke samne? Ufff..ye toh kuch jyada hi ho gaya.

Kalu soch me hi pad gaya ki, 2 anjaan mardon ke samne aise awatar me aane ki daring koi aurat kaise kar sakti hai?

Ufff..


Bhabhi abhi tak kitchen se bahar nahi gayi thi. Wo darwaje tak aakar ruki hui thi. Uske hath me garma garam 2 rotiya thi.

Kalu ko laga ki, shayad bhabhi ye garma garam roti use dawaje tak dene ko aayi thi.

Magar tabhi,

Haayee....uffff....
Bhabhi toh bhabhi thi...
Ke tabhi bhabhi ne ek lambi sans bhar li aur apna ek pair kitchen ke bahar rakh diya.

Ohhhh...

Ye dekh toh Kalu ne sar hi pakad liya.

Ohh..my..hod..

Kya bhabhi sach me ye karne jaa rahi thi?

No way....

Kalu dekhta reh gaya, aur agale hi pal bhabhi garam garam roti ke hath par chatke khaate hue, uss roti ko toss karte karte poori bahar ho gayi.

Oh...my..hod..


Ab bhabhi kitchen se bahar thi. Apne sasural ke hall me. Waha samne hall ke, ek kone me wo Birju baitha tha. Waha se aage dusare kone me uska Sasur aram farma raha tha. Aur abtak Kalu bhi haratangej andaaj me bhagte hue aakar uske piche khada ho chuka tha.

Ufff...

Ab bhabhi apne sasural Hall me inn 3 mardon ke samne keval ek saree par khadi thi, jo itni transparent ho gayi thi ki uska rang bhi pahchanna mushkil ho raha tha.

Upar ab blouse ki jagah ek apron ne le li thi, jo piche se poora nanga tha aur aage se itna tang,  ki uski chaaro side me bhabhi ke boobs ke ubhaar najar aa rahe the. Itna hi nahi, balki Kalu se takkar khaane ke karan uska ek side ka mumma kuch jyada hi bahar aya tha uss Apron se.

Ohhh..

Bhabhi apne hath ki garam rotiya ek hath se dusare hath me toss karte hue ek ajeeb si lajaa ke sath waha khadi thi.

Wo kitchen se bahar toh aa gayi thi, magar yaha se aage ek kadam bhi nahi badhaya jaa raha tha uss se.
Wo ekdum lajaa se jaise wahi jam gayi thi.

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Fir kuch tay karke usne apni aahe bhar li. Aur fir lambi sans chaati me bharkar wo chal padi.

Ufff...

Haa..ha...chal padi..

Maano jaise khudse keh diya ho- " Jo kaam hath me liya hai, usko poora toh karna padega."

Uske pair toh aage badh rahe the. Magar wo kisise najare nahi mila paa rahi thi. Bhabhi waise hi bina kisi se najare milaaye sarrr...sarrr..
Aage aayi.

Wo waha tak pahunch gayi jaha kalu ne chataayi lagaayi thi.

Ab tak birju ne bhabhi ko dekha nahi tha.
Ankho ke samne bhabhi ke pair aate hi ab jakar usne najar uthaayi. Warna wo abtak apne mobile me hi dekhte baitha tha.

Jaise hi usne najar uthayi..

Ufff...

Waise, pahali najar me toh usko kuch pata nahi chala.

Magar jab bhabhi wo roti rakhne ke liye zhuk gayi...

Ufff.. Tab jakar birju ko kuch baat samajh aa gayi.

Usne blouse ke badale gale me lataka ek peela kapada dekha, jiske ird-gird bhabhi ke boobs ki chataaye chamak rahi thi.

Ohhh...

Ab bhabhi ne roti rakh di aur jiss raftaar se wo aayi thi, usi raftaar se wapas andar chali gayi.

Chamm..cham...chamm...


Ufff...

Wo wha kuch hi second ke liye thi, par utne me waha ka poora mahol garam kar ke chali gayi.

Ohh..

Inn dono ke toh tote udd gye the.
Kalu toh kuch hadd tak bhabhi ke exhiboshnist awataar ko janata tha.
Magar Birju?
Wo bicaara naya tha.
Bhabhi kaa ye awataar dekh kar uske toh double tote udd gaye.

Iss jabardast dhakke se uski halat itni tight ho gyi thi ki, wo badi ankh wala ek tarah se putla bankar jam gya tha. Maano kisine usko 'statue' kha ho.

Jab thodi der pahle usne bhabhi ko dekha tha toh bhabhi lal blouse pahani hui thi. Magar ab uss blouse ki jagah ek apron aya tha.
Nangi bagal se toh saaf saaf pata chal rha tha ki, bhabhi ne sirf apron hi pahana huaa hai. Naaki andar kuch bhi hai.

Aur ye toh aage se najara tha.
Aage se kum se kum wo apron toh tha, par piche?

Ufff..

Piche ka nazara toh birju ki jaan hi le gaya.

Piche se bhabhi kamar ke upar puri nangi thi.
Uski poori nangi peeth dekhkar birju ye bhi samajh gaya ki andar bra tak nahi pahani hui hai.

Aur kamar se niche ek pardarshi kala kapada jisme se uske gol matol kulhe saaf saaf dikhaai pad rahe the.
Itna haseen scene dekhkar birju toh kamp utha.

Magar, abhi toh usko asali zhatka lagana baaki tha.

Last time kaale parde se chamakati bhabhi ki lal chaddi akarshan kaa kendrbindu thi.
Birju ne bade ache se wo lal panty dekh li thi.

Magar,

Ab wo lal rang gayab tha.

Ufff..

Toh iska matlab birju samajh gya tha.

Iska ehsas hote hi wo aise romanch se bhar gya, jaise koi swarg se utari Apsara uske samne nangi ho rahi hai.

Waise bhi  usne itni khubsoorat aurat pahale kabhi dekhi nahi thi. Aur ab upar se bhabhi aise kapde me.

Ufff..
Wo toh hairan-pareshan pasine se latpat ho gya.

Bhabhi ko thodi der pahle jab usne lal chaddi me dekha tha, tabhi uska lund pant me tan ke khada ho gya tha. Ab toh wo chaddi bhi gayab thi.
Usne pahale socha ki, "badi ghar ki aurate shayad aise pahnaav karti hogi." Par jab bhabhi ki blouse aur chaddi gayab hui, toh wo samajh gya ki ye mamla kuch alag hai.



Par Birju utna hi sharmila bhi tha. Uski bass bolti band ho gayi aur ankhe fat gayi. Baaki wo aahe bharta andar hi andar ghutata raha.

Idhar, birju kaa ye sharmila swabhaav bhabhi ne pahale hi bhamp liya tha. Isiliye ab uske sath bhi apni jawani ka khel khelna shuru kiya tha. 

Aapko toh pata hi hai ki lilly bhabhi ko aise mardon ko tadpana kitna pasand hai?
Jaise hi bhabhi ko pata chala ki dono mard uske ummid ke mutabik fit hai, aur yaha risk liya jaa sakta hai toh, usne toh had hi paar kar di.
Uske anadr ki chull use ye karne par majboor kar rahi thi ab.


Bhabhi bahar aakar kab ki andar chali gayi thi, par wo dono abhi tak putla bane hue the.

Ek bhabhi kaa husn dekh kar, toh dusara bhabhi ki daring dekh kar.

Kuch der baad Kalu ne kahi jaake birju ko hosh me laya. 

Kalu- Are kaha kho gaye mere gareeb nawaj? Khaao sasura garma garam chikan...


Birju hadbadakar hosh me aa gaya aur thali me hath dalakar khaane laga. Isi chakkar me usne hath garam rasse me dala aur usko ek jabardast chatka laga.
Wo ahhh.ahhh..karte reh gaya.

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Ab dono khana khane me lag gye. 
Unhone garma garam rotiya todna shuru kiya. Unn bhooke majdooron ke haton me bhabhi ki rotiya choti choti si padi. 4 tukdo me hi khatam kar diya. 

Kalu phat se utha, aur rotiya lene andar aya.

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Andar aate hi wo bhabhi ke samne sar pakadkar baith gya.
Kalu- Haaye...haaye...baap re baapp......kya jalwa hai aapka..Maan gya aapko. Kya daring hai aapki. Wu sasura birju abhi tak sadme me hai. Ha..ha..ha..

Bhabhi bhi muskura di.

Kalu- Muzhe toh yakin hi nahi ho rha ki aap aise awatar me hi bahar aa gyi.
Bhabhi jee, Irada kya hai? 

Bhabhi fir has padi.

Kalu- Lagta hai aaj sherni ko bahot bhook lagi hai. 2, 2 shikaar kar ke hi manegi.

To be continued.....