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                            Part 4



Kalu- Bilkul sahi kiya aapne. Ye hoti hai asali 'Bahu'. Bilkul sahi farj nibhaya hai aapne ek achi Bahu hone kaa. Bichaare, budhe sasur agar beemar hai, toh kaahe ko aana? Bilkul thik kiye aap, bataayi dete hai.

Khushi ke maare jor se chillakar ye baat kahi thi Kalu ne. Uski khushiya dekhkar toh bhabhi hass gayi.

Idhar kalu khushi se pagal ho gaya tha.
Uska bhabhi ko chodne kaa Sapna eka-ek fir se jaag utha tha.


Kalu- Waisan bhabhi, ihh pahan ne ki ab kaa jaroorat thi? Wahi swagat wala hi thik tha.

Bhabhi ne naak chadhaate hue ghusse se dekha.

Kalu- Nahi, bola kaa khubsoorat lag rahi thi aap. Uhhh..ham dono kaa toh thandi bhar gayi thi..hiurrrrr....

Bhabhi kamar par hath rakhkar ekdum alag ghusse me khadi ho gayi.

Kalu- Nahi, nahi..Mera wu matlab nahi tha. Iss saree me bhi aap kamaal ki khubsoorat lag rahi ho...hummm...lagta hai aaj 'Hare' jangle me 'Kale Hire' dhundane hai.

Bhabhi ekdum sharma gyi.

Bhabhi- Shut up.

Kalu- Nahi, wu aaj bhi Masaale lagenge naa? Machali jo banane jaa rahi hai. Chaliye, Aao mai aapki madad karta hu.

Ye sunkar bhabhi has padi.

Bhabhi- Nahi, nahi. Aaj aap hi nikal do.

Kalu- Are Nahi, nahi. Mai sab samajh gaya. Aaj badala lene kaa plan hai naa aapka?

Bhabhi- What? Kya badla?

Kalu- Are aaj aapne mera nazayad fayda utha liya toh?

Bhabhi ye sunkar jor se has padi...

Bhabhi- What?

Kalu- Kahe? Apne pass bhi apna dharovar hai.
Apni bhi mithai ki dukaan hai, lollipop, rabadi, Laddu....sab hai.

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ne tedha mooh banakar usko dant lagaayi.

Bhabhi- Shut up. Ekdum shut up.

Kalu- Aji majaak kiya jee. Chale, aap hi chadhe, masaale nikaalte hai.

Bhabhi- haa haa aaj toh madad kar ke hi maanenge aap. Pata hai muzhe. Magar, ye madad-gaar sipaahi, aaj aapki kismat achi hai. Aaj Aapko pareshani aur iss bhabhi kaa bhaar uthaane ki koi jaroorat nahi padane wali hai. Kyunki, wo kya hai naa ki, aaj masaale pahale se nikal kar rakhe hai maine. Wo dekhe.
To meri madad kaa chodiye, aur aap apni madad kaa soche. Chupchap se apne kaam ko kare. Warn issbaar toh Golu chodga nahi. Wo dekhe waha lickage ho rakhi hai pipe.

Ye sunte hi kalu ne "Dhattttt" kar di.

Kalu ki reaction dekh bhabhi hass di.

Waise aaj uskika raaj tha, magar teekhi bhabhi ke samne wo thoda foonk foonk kar pair rakh raha tha. Bhabhi kaa sahi garam hona jaroori tha.

Isliye Aaj shuruwat me hi kalu koi jaldbaaji nahi karna chahata tha. Bhabhi ko dheere dheere line me lana usko ata tha. Kum se kum usko toh aisa hi lagata tha.


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Toh wo ab pipe kaa lickage dekhne laga. Waha sach me ek pipe lickage kar raha tha. Pahale toh kalu ko laga ki, shayad ye bhabhi ki hi koi chaal hai. Magar waha ke jod par nut- bolt kaa naa hona Kalu ko samjha gaya ki, usne hi thik se kaam nahi kiya tha.

Wo dekhne baith hi raha tha, tabhi kitchen farsh ke niche wale draw me bhabhi ki poonch ( Ass tail plug) usko dikhaayi padi.

Ohhhh....

Usne turant usko hath me liya.
Ab bhabhi ko dikhaate hue wo bola.

Kalu- Achaa...isko bhi nikaal diya? Isko toh kum se kum rahne dete.

Tabhi usne uss gand me jaate plug ko dekha.

Kalu- Baap re baap, ye itna bada hai andar? Tabhi aapka mooh aisa tedha ho rakha tha? Humka toh Khabar hi nahi. Humka laga.

Tabhi, bhabhi ne jor se zhapatta markar uss poonch ko uske hath se zhapat liya. Pakade jaane ki jillat bhari expression ke sath wo sharmsaar hokar kisi aur jagah mooh chupaati reh gayi.

Kalu harami zhukkar bhabhi ko dekhne laga.
Uss se mooh chupaane ke liye bhabhi aur jyada aage zhuk gayi.



Kalu ne uss Ass- plug par aur ek baat notice ki thi. Waha uss plug par jo Gand me andar jata hai, usspar ek chip-chipa gel, aur tel ke mixture ki baad aayi hui thi.

Kalu phat se samajh gaya ki, apni tang gand me itne bade Plug ko dalne ke liye bhabhi ko badi jalim mashakkad karni padi thi. Ye uske liye sadharan nahi raha hoga.

Iss se kalu aur romanchit ho gaya.


Wo harami pan wale expressions liye hue hase jaa raha tha. 

Uski ye hasi bhabhi se dekhi nahi jaa rahi thi.

Toh, ab subject change karne ke liye bhabhi boli.


Bhabhi- Wo kam baad me shuru karna. Pahale Chai pee lo. Nahi toh sabko bataate firoge, Chaai bhi nahi poocha.  Jaaye aap bahar jaakar baithe.

Chaai ki baat sunkar kalu toh aur khush ho gaya.

Kalu-  Ek number. Aapki Chai toh ahahahhhhaaaa....hamka laga aap fir se bhool gayi aaj bhi. Chale, chale. Jaldi bana dijiye.


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Bhabhi- Mai abhi dalti hu.

Kalu thodi tone change karte hue bola.

Kalu- Badhiya. Par wu special wali. Yaad hai naa?


Ye sunte hi bhabhi ghussa ho gayi.

Bhabhi- Shut up.


Kalu- Are majak nahi, bhabhi sach bol raha hu. Iss Quinn ke liye ye toh baaye hath kaa kaam hai. Jo swagat kiya hai, uske mukable me ye toh kuch bhi nahi hai, sasura.

Bhabhi- Aap nikle bahaar.

Bhabhi ghusse se chilla padi.


Kalu- Are bhabhi, aisan kaa karat ho? Jara socho. Wo Birjuwa aur aapka sasur dono aapke doodh kaa chaai peeyenge. Kaisan najara hoga!!## Tab aap asali bhains lagogi.

Bhabhi- Shut up.

Isbaar bhabhi ne ankhe badi karke usko danta.


Kalu- Are sach keh raha hu. Wo birjuwa toh waha bahar pagal hokar baitha hai aisa swagat khakar. Uska abhi tak hosh nahi hai. Aisan swagat uski 7 peedhiyon ko nasib nahi, toh. Aur aapki gand par humra naam dekhkar poochne laga tha iska matlab. Toh, hamne bola tha, ki aage sab pata chal jaayega.

Bhabhi- Shut up. Aap bahaar jaaye. Warna kori chaai peela dungi. 

Kalu- Thik hai jee.. thik hai.. saadi chaay toh saadi chaai..


Ab kalu bahar jaane laga.

Tabhi bhabhi boli.

Bhabhi- Sune.

Kalu turant wapas mood gaya.

Kalu- Jee, kahe?

Bhabhi- Wo...mai...hum....ufff...

Bhabhi kuch kahana chah rahi thi, magar laaj se keh naa paayi. Wo itni asahaj thi kisi baat ko lekar.

Kalu- Haan, jee?

Badi sharm khakar akhir bhabhi ne keh hi diya.




Bhabhi- Wo..darsal...matlab...Maine alag se nikal rakha hai subah thoda. wahi dalungi.

Oh..my...hod....



Ye sunte hi kalu ki khushiyon kaa thikaana naa raha. Wo sar pakadkar hakkabakka baith hi gaya. 

Kalu- Kaa? Kaa kaha aapne? Kaa Sach? Wahhh..re wahhh..ye huii naa baat. Ye Kari naa qwiin wali baat. Ab aayega asali maja. Ab banegi special chaai. Aaj toh birjuwa ko asali chaai kaa hoti hai? ye pata chalega.  Wahhh...Aapka jawab nahi. Banaayie..banaayiye...


Magar Kalu shatir tha. Usne apni khushyon par control rakha.


Kalu- Magar, jara dekhe toh, pakka aapka hai naa? Warna kisi bhains kaa nikaal ke rakh dogi...


Bhabhi usko ghusse se kuch pal dekhti rahi. Aur fir Ummhhh..karte hue wo doodh se bhara Cup uske samne diya.

Kalu ne wo cup uthaya, aur fat se 1 sip le liya.

Surrrrrkkkkkkkk...


Kalu- Wahhhh....ahhhaaaa...wahi amrut hai...ahhhaaaa...aapka hi hai...apka hi hai....Kahe toh Lilly ki dairy kaa hi hai...wahhhh...par ek baat toh manani padegi, ki aapne meri 'man ki baaton' par achaa khasa soch vichaar kiya hai. Hunnn?

Bhabhi sharma gayi.

Bhabhi- Chale ab, muzhe banaane de.

Bhabhi ne jawab dene se taal diya.

Kalu- Nahi. Hamre liye bass yahi soubhaagy hai ki aapne soch liya. Wahhh...kaa baat hai aapka...

Bhabhi - Chale, nikle bahaar...

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Bhabhi dwara Doodh ki baat bhi maan lene se kalu ab bada bindhast ho gaya. Use ab koi dar nahi tha. Uske liye ye ek green signal tha. Bhabhi ki harkaton kaa saaf saaf matlab tha, ki wo khud, aur ye hot bhabhi 1 hi page par, 1 hi khela khel rahe the.


Kalu- Bhabhi,  hamri baaton kaa poora khayal rakha hai aapne, magar lagata hai 1 baat par gour karna bhool gayi aap. Hamne aapka doodh toh kaha tha, Magar "Ekdum Taza" bhi kaha tha.

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ghussa ho gayi.

Bhabhi- Jaao, niklo yaha se.


Kalu- Bilkul nahi.

Kalu ne issbaar saaf Naa bol di thi.



Kalu ke saaf mana karne se  bhabhi ko surprise kar diya.


Bhabhi- Bilkul nahi? What? Ye kya hai? Chupchaap jo mila hai uspar santushti farmaayiye. Warna wo bhi nahi milega. Ungali dene jaao, toh hath hi pakad lete hai. Ufff...Lilly tu hi pagal hai, inki chakkar me kya kya kar baithi hai.



Kalu- Are bhabhi jee. Hum bhi toh wahi keh rahe hai. Ab itna kuch kiya, toh ye karne me kaahe ki parhej? Konsa pahaad tod laane ko bol rahe hai? Aur aap konsa kuch pahali baar karne jaa rahi hai? Yahi 2 dhaar nikaal dete hai. Kaa bolte ho? Kaam bhi ho jayega, aur kisiko kuch khabar bhi nahi. Chale, hamri quwiinnn..... Taza doodh nikalne do.



Bhabhi- No way.......

Bhabhi ghusse se jor ki baras gayi.


Kalu- Aji, samjhe naa baat ko. Waisan hamri farmaish alag baat hai. Magar ihh toh aapke izzat kaa sawal hai. Dairy kaa Naam hai " Lilly kaa Taza" aur logon ko peelati hai subah wala. Ye bilkul aapke rutbe ke khilaaf hai. Aur wo naam bhi aapne khud rakhwaya hai.  Bole, kaa matlab huaa?



Bhabhi- Shut up. Inn baato me mai fasne wali nahi.


Kalu- Par, humka samajh nahi aa raha, kyu? 2dhaar hi toh nikaalni hai?


Bhabhi- Naa..bilkul nahi. Aapko pahale bhi kaha hai, ki dopahar ka doodh nahi naikalwana muzhe.


Kalu- Par Kyu?


Bhabhi- Aap nahi samjhoge. Bass nahi nikalna. Muzhe mera figure nahi bighaadna.


Kalu- Kaa? Figure? Ye kaisan? 2 dhaar se?  Ek baar nikalne se kya hoga?


Bhabhi- Kaha naa...aap nahi samjho ge. Dr. Subramanyam ne chetavni di hai. Maine apni body ko time- to- time hi discipline me rakha hai. Isme mai koi change nahi karna chahati. Aap nahi samhoge hyper-lactation kya hoti hai. Mai koi harmone sense, aur muscle memory nahi create karna chahati. Khass kar ke itni kum umar me. Toh, only morning and evening. Aur sab dairy ki sthapna ke time hi clear bataya gaya tha aapko.




Kalu- Bhabhi jee. Roj thodi bol rahe? Bass aaj ke din ka hi bol rha hu. Wu bhi 2 dhaar. Aur aapke doodh production me rattu bhar kaa bhi farak nahi girne wala hai. Shyam tak fir se bhar jayenge.



Bhabhi- Baat doodh ki, ya fir production ki nahi hai. Bhar jaayenge wo toh mai bhi janti hu. Muzhe apne figure ki chinta hai.


Kalu- Are kuch nahi hoga..bass jarasa toh nikalna hai..aur aapke pati ne kabhi na kabhi toh dopahar ka chakha hi hoga.


Bhabhi- Kalu jee. Ye bhi toh Mera hi hai. Aap isise  kaam chala lijiye. Socha tha, ki aap dono free me repair karne aaye ho, toh aapki farmaish par itna toh socha jaaye.


Bhabhi baat ko taal rahi thi.



Kalu- Thik hai.. ab jabardasti thodi hi kar sakte hai? Pii lenge yahi basa.


Bhabhi- Basa? What basa.


Kalu- Are hamre liye taza nahi toh basa hi hai. Ye aapki dairy ke rudbe ko bilkul Shobha nahi deta. Aap naam badal kar "Subah ki lilly" yaa fir "lilly kaa basa" rakh lijiye.



Bhabhi - What the fuck...Shut up.

Uski is bokhlahat narajgi par bhabhi mishkil hasne me lagi thi.




Tabhi,

Kalu ekdum se chalaang lagaakar bhabhi ke piche aya, aur usne turant piche se bhabhi ke boobs par hath daalte hue kaha.


Kalu- Koi Jabardasti nahi karenge. Kudarati nikal jaaye, toh hi nikaalenge. Warna chupchaap nikal jaaunga.




Kalu ke ekdum se aise hamle ne bhabhi ko zhanjhodkar rakh diya. Bhabhi apni poori takad se usko turant door hataane lagi. 

Uff..

Magar aaj Kalu ki pakad ek noukar ki nahi, balki Mard ki thi. Kalu aaj double gustaaki karnewala hai, ye bhi bhabhi kahi naa kahi janati thi.


Kalu- Shuuukkkkk.....shuukkkk...jyada awaj naa kare...bahaar birju aur aapke sasur baithe hai..Mai toh bass ek bhains kaa kartavya yaad dila raha hu. Kaha tha naa? Aaj double gehara khela hogaa. Magar ek baat hai, "Jabardast chuyenge aaj, magar jabardasti bilkul nahi". Toh aap jab chahe tab humka thappad laga sakti hai. Magar tabtak, ekdum shukkk....haannn...aisan....Toh hum ihh keh raha tha Bhabhi, ki Kabhi kabhi, yaa fir, Ek- do baar karne se aisa kuch nahi hota. Jara socho, agar aapka baccha hota. Toh uska jab jab bhook lagati, aapko pilaana padata. Toh? Aur Sabse jaroori baat, ki Ek bhains ko itna nahi sochna chahiye. Uska bass apne Malik ki baat maanani chahiye. Toh ab ye nakhare band Karo aur ankh band kar ke dil se apne malik ki ek baat maan lo.


Ufff...


Itna bolkar blouse ke upar hi usne bhabhi ke boobs press kar diye.


Ohhhh...

Magar iske baad wo bhabhi ki dant khane ko, yaa fir issbaar toh bhabhi ke hath se jor ki thappad khaane ko tayaar ho gaya. Kyunki Usko pata tha usne kya kiya hai..


Magar,

Magar, huaa kuch ulta hi.

Ohhh...

Bhabhi kaa ekdum soft reply aya.

Bhabhi- "Uffff..uhhhmmmm....nahi naa please...."




Ohhh..my..hod..

Ye sunte hi kalu surprised ho gaya, aur khushi se fool gaya.
Usne toh tikhi nakharel bhabhi se thappad expect ki thi. Magar yaha toh bhabhi ki moan nikal gayi thi.


Uske iss ekdum ke hamle se bhabhi bhi badi surprised thi.


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Idhar Bhabhi kaa aisa soft inkrar sunte hi usne turant fir se bhabhi ki blouse par hath dala, aur isbaar ache se bhabhi ke boobs punjo me le liye.



Kalu- "Are bhabhi, kuch nahi hota. Bass aise hi jara aur der. Agar bahaav kudarati hai, toh iska body par koi asar nahi hota. Aur aapka toh asali kudarati bahaav hai. Aap dekh lena, agale 5min me aapke ye dono mumme kaisan doodh chodate hai. Bhale hi subah hi inko aapne khaali karwaya hai. Magar ek doodhwala hath me lete hi pata kar leta hai, ki inn se aur kitna niklega. Aur aapke ye dono itne kadak ho rakhe hai, ki inse toh 1 insaan poora bharpet pee jaaye. Aur hum toh yaha 2 dhaar ki toh baat kar rahe hai. Toh aap fikar chodiye aur iss doodhwale ki haton kaa kamaal dekhiye."



Inta lecture dekar ab kalu ne apne hath chalana shuru kiye.

Ufff..


Ab wo bhabhi ke boobs softly masalne laga.
Ekdum dheere- dheere se.


Kalu- Haa..aise hi...haa..ab jara aapni ankhe band kar lo aur bass feel lo.


Itna bolkar ab kalu bhabhi ke boobs blouse ke par se hi masaag karne laga.

Bhabhi ne kabki ankhe band kar li thi.


Bhabhi- ummhhhh...ohhhhh...

Kalu- Haaa..aise hi dheere dheere masaag karni hoti hai pahale. Aap tensin free hokar khudko muzhe somp de. Bass aur kamaal dekhe.


Bhabhi - Ufff..stop naa...muzhe nahi karna hai ye. Haayee meri figure....


Kalu- Are kuch nahi hoga figure ko. Ulta aur khubsoorat hogi. Delh lena. Ab dhyaan se sun le jara. Ab Mai aapka blouse kholne jaa raha hu.


Bhabhi - What???ummhhh...nowayyy...Stopp...

Bhabhi ne turant uske hath pakad liye.


Kalu- Sune toh, Bass kholunga nahi, balki Poore button kholkar aapke kandhe se pahale niche giraunga.


Bhabhi- Whattt the fuck.....Ohhh..ummmhhh...No..No way..


Kalu- Aur fir baad me hath se nikalkar aapke jism se alag kar dunga.


Bhabhi - ohhhissssss....please mat...ye kya bol rahe ho?

Kalu- Fir wo blouse uthakar kisi kone me fek dunga. Beshak aapke kapade toh feke jaane ke liye bane hai.

Bhabhi- What.....? Ohhh..nahi....bilkul nahi...please no..


Kalu- Are aap iss blouse ki mat soche...balki ye soche, ki Bahar wo birjuwa aur aapka sasur bahithe hai. Aur andar aap kotchen me bina blouse ke aise unke liye doodh de rahi ho. Umhhhh...kaa maja aai gawa....


Ye sunkar bhabhi ke andar ajeeb bachaini doud gayi. Uska seena dhadhad raha tha. Aur sanse fooli hui thi.

Tabhi kalu ne asliyat me bouse ke buttons kholna shuru kiya.

Ufff...

Bhabhi toh badi asahaj ho uthi.

Bhabhi- Please nahi naa..


Magar, 

Kalu kaha rukne wala tha? Usne ek-ek kar ke buttons ko kholna shuru kiya.

Ohhhh...

Bhabhi mooh se toh usko 'stop,nahi,noway'  bolti jaa rahi thi. Magar uske jism kaa pratikaar bada hi soft tha. Toh Kalu kaha ruknewala tha?


Dekhte-hi-dekhte ab usne bhabhi ke saare buttons khol diye.

Uff..

Aur ab wo garam ho chuke bhare hue mumme usne hath me liye.

Wahhh..


Bhabhi ke mooh se toh siiii nikal gayi.

Bhabhi- Ufff...ahhhh...no...


Kalu- ahhhaaaa...ye toh pahale se tayaar lag Rahe hai bhabhi..dekha? Aap kha-mo-kha. Nakhre kar rahe the.



Bhabhi sharma gayi.
Uske boobs sach me poore engorged ho rakhe the. Sath me uski wo chuchiya nukhili kadi ho gayi thi.

Ufff...


Ab kalu ekdum tarike se unn majedaar boobs kaa maja lene laga. Poore hakk se, tabiyat se, aur apne hisaab se wo unn boobs ko masalne laga.


Bhabhi- Ufff..ummm...ahhh..stop it...ohhh..rukiye naaa...aisa naa kariye naa.please naa...unch...dheer se naa? Uff ahh..dard ho raha hai...please...dheere se naa...ufff..Ye bass mai aaj ke liye kar rhi hu..ufff..umm..


Kalu- Ahhhaaa...Hum bhi toh yahi keh rha hu...bass thoda sa hi toh nikalunga...ap fikar naa kare.. "Sagar me ghagar" bass..Ha.ha..ha. ha..


Bhabhi chuphap lajjit khadi rahi.

Ab toh majboot dabaane laga, kabhi peesne laga, kabi niche se upar toss karne laga, kabhi sehlaanr laga, toh kabhi chuchiyon ko chedne laga.


Ab toh usne 2-3thappad bhi barsaa diye bhabhi ke boobs par.

Dekhte hi dekhte wo vishaal mumme aur bhi sakt aur engorged ho gaye. Sath me gora chittha rang lal gulaabi hokar Kalu ki ungaliyon ke nishaan batane laga.

Uffff...


Lagataar 10min tak saari nason ko kholta gaya Kalu. Aur bhabhi yaha bebas hokar uska ye jurm sehti gayi.

Ufff..

Bhabhi ke boobs ko dekhkar ab aisa lagane laga tha ki, inn pink chuchiyon se doodh ki dhaar kisi bhi wakt nikal sakti hai.

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Tabhi,
Wo harami kalu ruk gaya.

Haa. 

Wo ruk gaya!

Wo bada shatir tha. usko ache se pata tha, ki wo kya kar raha hai.

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Ab bhabhi ki taraf dekhte hue, ek shitaani smile dete hue kalu bola.

Kalu- Are, ruke jara. Fress matlab fress. Aaj Bilkul "Taza" ka chaai piyenge hum sab.



Bhabhi uski baat ko sunane lagi.


Kalu- ummhhh..ek kaam kariye...tabtak aap pahale chaai bana lijiye.



Ekdum akhari ghadi par aakar rukne se bhabhi ke boobs me badi jaalim halchal mach gayi thi. Aur wo ek andruni dard dekar bhabhi ko zhulsa gaye.

Aisa laga kisine garm kar ke uss aag ko bujhaya hi nahi.

Ufff..

Bhabhi toh bolne wali thi ki- " uff..haayee..ab na rukiye. Yaha rukna mana hai "

Magar, Laaj sharam ke chalte badi mushkil se uss dard ko usne pachaya.


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Bhabhi - What? Ab kya huaa? Ufff..kya kar rahe ho aap?

Kalu- Are batata hu. Aap pahale chaai toh gholiye.




Ab kuch der me chaai ubalne lagi.


Toh, ab kalu ne 1 tray liya. " Tea- Tray. "


Fir usme 2 Cups rakh diye, aur uske baaju me 1 kanch kaa chota glass rakh diya.


Bhabhi- Ye glass kiss liye?

Kalu- Batata hu. Batata hu. Bass thodi hi der.

Ab kalu ne 1 biscuit packate faad ke uss tray me rakh diya, jo bhabhi ne nikaalkar rakha tha.
Sath me thoda farsaan bhi tha.


Ab,
Kalu ne wo Tray uthaya, aur bhabhi ke hath me thama dete hue bola.


Kalu- Aap in cups me Chai daalo.

Bhabhi- Par ye bina doodhwali kali chaai hai. Doodh dalakar toh thoda ubala jayega. Aur..aur ye glass kiss liye?




Ispar Kalu hasne laga. Wo aisi waisi hasi nhi thi, balki ek khalnayak wali hasi thi.

Uski iss hasi ne toh Bhabhi ko dara hi diya.

Thoda hasne ke baad ab wo aage aya. Aur ab thik bhabhi ki najaro me najare dalkar dekte hue bol pada.




Kalu- Ab dhyaan se suno. Aaj kuch socha hai maine.

Ye sunte hi bhabhi thoda dar gayi.

Bhabhi- What?.....Kyaa?

Kalu- Maine pahale hi bola hai aapko, ki aaj bahot gehra hoga. Aapko bhi maja aayega.


Bhabhi- Shut up..bolo jaldi.


Kalu- Ab wu sasure birju ko, aapki gand pe likhi line kaa matlab samjhaane kaa wakat aya hai.



Bhabhi- What?.Shut up.....Matlab???

Bhabhi bachain ho gayi.

Issbaar kalu ne awaj me tevari chadhaate hue bola.

Kalu- Toh sune..aur dhyan se sune..Aur issbaar ye koi bass 'man ki baat' nahi, balki mera hukum hai. Tere malik kaa hukum hai.

Kalu ki personality badal chuki thi. Wo tevari chadhakar bolne laga tha. Jaise hukum de raha ho.


Bhabhi hairaan-pareshaan expressions lekar dari hui khadi rahi.

Waise kalu ki ye tevari apne ghusse se nikalne me bhabhi ko jyada time nai lagata. Magar abhi filhaal toh wo dar gayi thi.


Kalu- Toh, kaan kholkar sun le ki tum ab kyaa-kyaa karegi -" Sabse pahale tum apna ye blouse kaa button laga liyo. Fir sar pe pallu lekar ek izzatdaar Bahu ki tarah, Ye tray lekar bahar aaogi. Bahar waha sofe par Birju aur Mai baithe honge. Ab waha aane ke baad hamko sharmaakar ek hasi dogi. Yaad rahe dono ko.  Fir haskar ye tray, hum dono ke samne rakhi table par rakh dogi. Aur...ahhhaaaa...aur..

Bhabhi- Aur kya?

Kalu- Ahahahhaaa...Aur fir bina kuch bole hum dono ke samne apne kapade utaarne lagegi.


Ye sunte hi bhabhi ke pairon ke niche ki jameen khisak gayi. Wo ekdum se haitangej bhare expressions lekar boli.

Bhabhi- What the fuck??? What?? Are you mad?


Kalu- Aur toh sune. Ab ek- ek kar ke saare kapade utaarkar fir se poori ki poori nangi ho jaayegi. Aur poori nangi hone ke baad chuchaap hum dono ke beech rakhi table par chadke ghutno par khadi ho jaogi. Haa..hamri bhains bankar.

Bhabhi- What??? How dare you?? Battamiz..

Kalu- Are asali maja toh ab sune. Ab mai wahi birju ke ankho ke samne tumhara doodh nikalunga....ekdum garma garam..ekdum taza taza....Haa..ab ise kahate hai asali taza. Ekdum " Lilly kaa Taza" Ab jaakar aapki dairy ki 'Shaan aur shoukhat' par chaar chand lag jaayenge.
Ab aise asali taza doodh se bani ekdum special Chaai piyenge hum.


Ye sunte hi bhabhi ke rongate khade ho gye.

Bhabhi- My foot....ekdum Shut up.....

Kalu- Are itna hi nahi. Asali "shaan aur shaoukhat" wala hissa toh ab hai.
Toh, Doodh nikalne ke baad hamare Chai pine tak, aap waise hi bhains bankar table par khadi rhogi. Ahhhaa..kaa najara hoga sasura. Aap tabhi uss table par se utrogi, jab hamri Chaai khatam hogi. Samjhe kaa? Hum dono hamari bhains ko aisi hi nangi dekhte dekhte Chaai piyenge. Aur biscuit,  farsaan bhi khayenge. Sasura aapki doodh kaa aur Aapki Jawani kaa swad ghulmilkar uss chaai me utar jaayega.. ahhhaa...kaa maja aayega...


Kalu jo, jo bol raha tha, yaha bhabhi wo wo imagine karne lagi thi. Uski iss baato ne bhabhi ko zhanjhodkar rakh diya.

Bhabhi- Chup karo apni ye bakwas baate.

Kalu- Ab Chai khatam hone ke baad aap uss tabale par se utarogi. Ab niche pade hue apne kapade uthaaogi. Maine kaha uthaaogi.. pahnogi nahi. Haa...sahi suna..uthakar apne saare kapade uss Tray me rakh dogi. Fir hamri ki hui khali 2 Cup aur apne kapade uss tray me bharkar andar nangi hi chalti jaaogi.
Haa, andar aakar ab apne kapade pahan sakti ho.

Ghussa aur ek ajeeb si sansani se bhabhi tilmila gayi thi.

Bhabhi- Bass..bahot hua..Chaai peeni hai toh pee lo, warna yahi basin me fek rahi hu mai.

Uski inn baato ne bhabhi ki sanse foola di thi.

Kalu- Are bhabhi aisan kya karti ho? Jara socho, Uss Birju ko abhi tak Khabar hi nahi hai ki, aap sach me ek bhains ho. Sach me doodh deti ho. Jara soche, aapki chuchiyon se nikalti hui safed dhara jab wo pahali baar dekhega...Ahhhaaa....sasura toh putla ban jam jaayega fir se.. usko abtak kaa sabse bada zhatka lagega. Aur zhatke se yas aya ki, Mardon ko zhatke dena toh aapka shouk hai.

Bhabhi - Bilkul chup. Jo man me aaye bolte rahate hai. Baatuni batamiz kahi ke.

Bhale hi bhabhi ghusse me thi, magar Birju ke chehare par umadte expressions bhabhi ne Kab ke imagine kar liye the.

Kalu- Are bhabhi jee, aapko naa, har baar naye se manana padata hai. Hum pooch raha hai, ki dikkat kya hai? Uss Birju ko toh paale hi aapne sab dikha rakha hai. Apna doodh bhi peelaane ko tayaar ho. Toh yahi samne samne ho jaaye naa?

Bhabhi- Tumhara deemag toh thik hai? Tum chahte ho ki mai bahar bina kapde ke aau, aur fir tum doodh nikaloge? Ek anjane mard ke samne?
Aur waha mere sasur jee bhi baithe hai beshak..correct? Aur aap pooch rahe ho dikkat kya hai? Wahhh..kya soch hai tumhari.

Kalu- "Achaaa??? Achaa??? Ab hum samajh gaye...Matlab aapko ye sab karne se koi parhej nahi hai...aapko bass sasurji ki fikar ho rahi hai?
Aree..toh aap befikar, be-tensin rahe. Unka hum dekh lenge. Hamne unka jagah kabka soch liya hai."
"Waise dekhna bhi kaa hai  chodo? Aap bahana naa dijiye, hum dono ko, matlab aapko bhi pata hai, aur muzhko bhi pata hai, ki aapke sasur jee kala chashma lagaaar aram se gehari nind so rahe hai. Aur So rahe naa hote, toh bhi kaa farak padata? unko naa hi jyada kuch deekhaayi padata hai, aur naa hi jyada kuch sunaai padata hai. 4 foot ke bahaar ki duniya unke liye Andhera  hi Andhera hai. Aur toh aur. Wo khud chal bhi nahi sakte. Tabhi toh,  Aapne hum 2 paraaye mardon kaa apni sasural ke dwar par aisa shandaar nangi hokar swagat kare ho. Warna aap ye khud aisi daring karti kaa? Bhabhi jee...bahana nahi chalega idhar. Hum sab janat hai. "

"Waisan, Hum aapki halat samajh sakat hai. Sasur ki moujoodgi me koi paraya marad aapka doodh nikaalkar chaai k sath peene wala hai. Ye kisi bhi bahu ke liye asan kaam nahi hai. Toh jaisa Maine kaha, ki Maine unke liye ek jagah soch li hai. Unka wheel chair ko dhakelkar, seedha hum sabse akhir wale kone me le jaakar laga aayenge. Aur unka mooh deewar ki taraf hi beetha aayenge."
"Haa, waisan unko unke kamare me bhi shift kar sakate hai. Nahi, kaa hai naa ki, fir toh saari dikkat hi khatam ho jaayegi! Magar hum aisa nahi chahte. Hum unka isi hall me rakhenge. Jaise aapne rakha tha. Isme ek alag maja hai. Kyunki samne hamari chounoti qwiin hai.  Bhabhi ne toh kar diya, ab bahu ki baari hai. Chale bhabhi jee, Jo duniya ki koi aur Bahu nahi kar sakti, hamka pakaa yakin hai ki Aap wo kar logi"

Bhabhi- Ye kya badbada  rahe ho? Pagal ho gaye ho kya? 

To be continued....

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                                       Part 5


Bhabhi- Ye kya badbada rahe ho? Pagal ho gaye ho kya?

Kalu- Dekho bhabhi,  bata nahi rha, hukum hai meri bhains ke liye. Ab use manana, ya naa manana aap dekh lo.

Bhabhi- Haa toh aapki bhains hai toh doodh toh mill raha hai naa? Maine yaha nikaalne kaa mouka toh diya tha. kisi anjaane mard ke samne beijjat kyu karwana chahte ho?

Kalu- "Malik ki marji wo kya kare! Bhains kaahe deemag laga rahi hai? Warna Kaaye ki bhains?
Aur bhains ko izzat se kya lena dena?
Malik kahe toh baithe, Malik kahe toh khadi ho jaaye, Aur malik kahe toh poonch uthaaye!!!..are sasura??##@@  poonch se yaad aya. dekh liyo poonch bhi lag sakti hai toh hamri bhains ko. Ab bhains banana hi hai toh tarike se bane!"

Bhabhi - Shut the fuck off...aap bahaar nikle...Mai keh rahi hu aap bahar nikle.

Kalu- Are ghussa kaahe ho rahi ho? Birjuwa toh dekh chuka hai ye aapka poonch wala karisma. Aur waisan ye Poonch aapki izzat bachaane ke hi kaam aanewali hai. Pata hai, Bhains ki poonch hi uska sabse mahatvpurn ched chupati hai.

Bhabhi- shut up...Khabardaar,  agar iske aage ek labj bhi nikala toh.


Bhabhi ne issbaar bade ghusse se kaha. Magar kalu ki ye baate uske andar ek ajeeb si bachaini paida kar rahi thi.


Kalu- Thik hai jee...Nikal rahe hai. Par Mai janta hu aap ye kar sakti ho. Apne andar ki queen ko bahar nikalo. Wo sab dekh legi.

Bhabhi- Nikle..##%%&&@@

Issbaar bhabhi ne asali ghussa dikhaate hue ankhe badi karte hue uski taraf belan utha liya.

Ye asali wala ghussa dekhkar kalu thoda dar gaya.

Kalu- Jaa rahe hai..jaa rahe hai. Dekho bhabhi..meri farmaish toh keh di.. ab use manana, Naa maanna, wo tum dekh lo. Ab haseenawon ki marji kharidi nahi jaati.
Manjoor hai toh 2minute me chaai bahar lekar aaogi, warna mai samajh jaaunga. Koi jabardasti nahi..

Itna kehkar Kalu ab bahaar chala gaya.

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Kalu harami bada shatir khiladi tha. Bhabhi ko kaise bhadkana hai wo ache se janata tha. Aur bhabhi ko konsi baate badi baichain kar deti hai, ye bhi wo ache se janata tha.

Ohhh...

Uske bahar jaate hi bhabhi ne ek lambi sans bhar li, aur ghataaghat thoda paani pee liya.
Halat hi aisi ho rakhi thi uski.

kalu ki baato ne usko andar se zhanjodkar rakh diya tha.

"Teapoy par saare kapade utaarkar bhain bankar khadi hona, wo sab ke samne doodh niklega, sasur jee bhi hall me hi honge,  birju pahali baar dekhega, upar se gand me Poonch lagana hai, ohh-ufff..pata nahi wo kya kya baate kar raha tha?"

Pata nahi kyu? magar inn baato ne bhabhi ke andar ek ajeeb sa samundar bowkhla diya tha.
 

Waise bhabhi iss duniya ki sabse bindhast aurat, aur sexiest exhibitionist thi. aur waise bhi pahale hi 1baar nangi ho gayi thi unn dono ke samne. Toh fir se nanga hona uske liye utna mushkil kaam nahi tha. Magar anjane mardon ke samne bhains bankar doodh dena usko andar se tode jaa raha tha. Khas kar ke birju pahali baar dekne wala tha. Aur wo bhi sasur jee ki moujoodgi me bhains bankar doodh dena tha.


Dhak dhak dil liye, paani ghataghat peekar wo kalu ki baaton par soch vichaar me khudse hi kahane lagi.

Bhabhi- "Haayee Lilly, sunaa? Wo kya kya keh raha tha? Aur sasur jee? Uff..haayee..nahi nahi...tu ye bilkul nahi kar sakti...kya Lilly? Tuzhe kuch sharm hai ki nahi? Tu bhi kya uski baaton par vichaar karne me lagi ho? Uski ek baate vichaar karne layak hai kya? Besharam battamiz kahi ke? Magar agar unki ye baate itni binamatlab ki hai, toh tu soch vichaar me kyu pad gayi hai? Ufff..Tu bhi naa....Tu hosh me aa. Yaad rahe, tu Iss izzatdar gharane ki bahu hai! Tere pati ko jakar 2-3 din hi hue hai!!!!@@####

Bhabhi- "Magar waise dekha jaaye toh tumhare sasur jee toh gehri nind le rahe hai. Yahi dekhkar toh tune swagat wali daring ki thi. Aur tu bhool gayi kya? Ye tumhare sasur jee kaa hi hukum hai ki unki bahu poori nangi hokar ghar me ghume. Fir chahe koi paraye mard bhi ghar aajaye. Bhool gayi kya kaise  unhone tumhe nangi kar ke chaai banane ko majboor kar diya tha? Uff..aur toh aur honeymoon se loutne ke baad tumhari gand markar taleem ki janch bhi ki thi. Ufff..ishhhh.....tu bhi naa Lilly..."


Bhabhi kaa poora badan ek ajjeb si feeling me  tap gaya.


Bhabhi - "Ufff..ye tu kya keh rahi hai Lilly? Ye sab toh tumhare imagenory duniya me huaa tha. Magar yaha ye Kalu toh hakikat me karne ko bol raha hai. Ufff.."

Bhabhi- "Are magar, tumhare sasur toh so rahe hai, aur waise bhi Kalu keh rahe the ki unko kahi door kone me uss taraf mooh kara ke bitha dega. Toh dikkat hi nahi hai. Samjhi?

Bhabhi - "aur birju? Uske samne tuzhe bhains banaakar wo tera dudu nikalega. Laaj sharam kuch hai ki nahi tumhe? Nahi...nahi..Mai ye nahi kar sakti."


Khair,
Ab bhabhi ne bilkul  tay kar liya tha ki, wo aisa kuch pagalpan nahi karnewali.


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Idhar Kalu aur birju bahar chaai ki wait karte baithe the. Kalu ka mooh kitchen ki taraf tha. Toh birju uske thik samne peeth karke baitha tha.


Ab 2-5 minute ho gye. Kalu baar baar kitchen ki oor dekhe jaa raha tha.


Tabhi bhabhi Chaai lekar bahaar aayi.

Use dekhkar kalu ko itni khushi hui ki, excitement me jagah par hi khada ho gaya.

Magar uski ye khushi jyada der tak naa tik paayi.
Kyunki, bhabhi chehare par wahi ghussa liye zhap-zhap samne aayi, aur Teapoy par Chai ki tray rakhkar fir se zhap-zhap andar chali bhi aayi.

Ohhh...

Kalu naraj hokar baith gaya.

Wo samne rakhi tray ki taraf dekhne laga. Bhabhi ne black tea hi laayi thi. Aur tray me aur 1cup tha. Usme doodh tha. Wo uska khudka nikala huaa doodh tha, jo subaha nikala tha.


Tabhi kalu ko yaad aya ki, jaate jaate bhabhi kitchen ke darwaje tak aakar, waha thodi ruk si gayi thi. Usne piche hall me ek najar lagaayi thi.
Waha usne dekha tha ki uske sasur ki kursi toh sach me deewar ki sabse akhri kone tak door le gayi hui thi.

Uss samay Kalu ko laga tha ki, shayd bhabhi apne sasur jee ko bhi Chaai dena chahati hai.

Magar aisa nahi tha, ye Kalu ko agle hi pal samajh me aa gaya. Bhabhi chaai dene ke liye nahi balki jayja lene ke liye idhar udhar dekh rahi thi.

Kalu ye baat samajh gaya tha. Wo ek romanch se bhar gaya aur excitement me fir se khada huaa.

Waha samne birju ko kuch khabar nahi thi. Wo toh abhi tak swagat wale zhatke me hi tha.
Aise me bhabhi ghusse se chaai ki tray patak kar jaldi me kyu chali gayi? Aur ye Kalu kaahe uthak patak maar raha hai? Ye samajh me hi nahi aya usko.


Ab intzaar kar ke birju chaai ki cup uthaane aage badha,

Ke,
Tabhi,
Kalu ab 3rd time khada ho gaya.


Issbaar uski ankhe yoo badi ho rakhi thi.
Ye dekh Birju bhi piche moodkar dekhne laga.

Uffff....

Birju ne dekha ki, bhabhi green saree me hi fir se kitchen ke bahar aa gayi thi. Wo apne pallu ko ungali me fasaate hue chidhchidepan saa mooh banaate hue unke pass hi aa rahi thi. Issbaar toh uske chehare par double ghussa tha.

Kalu kaa khada hona dekhkar birju bhi khada ho gaya. Wo samjha nahi ki bhabhi fir se bahaar kyu aa rahi hai? Usko laga, " hoga koi amiron kaa tarika?  Chaai pine se pahale uth khada hona, aur abhiwadan karna."

Toh wo bhi kalu ke sath uth khada hua.

Magar, Kalu ke chehare par alag hi laali khili hui thi.


Ohhhh...
Kya kalu kaa shak sach ho gaya tha?
Yaa fir bhabhi aise hi kuch deneko fir se bahaar aayi thi?



Ohh..

Ab,
Bhabhi chalkar unn dono ke samne aakar khadi ho gayi.

Uska poora badan chuimui murzhaya huaa saa lag raha tha. Magar ghussa bhar bhar ke tha. Jaise wo badi dikkat me hai.

Chehare par bhi koi 1 bhaav tik nahi paa raha tha. Badi confuse lag rahi thi. Jaise apne hi vichaaro ke bawanadar se ladh rahi ho. Badi mushkil se wo najare uthaane ki koshish kar rahi thi. Magar wo utha naa paa rahi thi.

Akhir, Birju ko toh najar uthakar dekh naa payi, magar kalu ko ek ghusel bhari najar se dekh liya.

Uske baad jo usne apni palke giraayi hai, fir naa kabhi uthi.

Tabhi,
Ek lambi sans bhar lekar wo unn dono ke beech rakhe Teapoy table ke samne aa gyi.

Ohhh..
Aur zhat se apna pallu gira diya.

Ohh..my..god...

Yaha se aage toh bhabhi kaa jism toh sharm me jaise paseena paseena ho gaya.

Magar turant bhabhi ne lambi sans bharkar apne aap ko samhaal liya.

Fir ab Bala ki himmat eksath jutaakar usne apni saree pakad li.

Usne kisi baat kaa vilamb naa dikhaate hue sar-sar apni saare ko utaarkar jameen par gira diya.

Ohhh...

Maano kisi "patte ki daav" me khudko haar baithi hai.

Ohhh..my...hod...

Nangi dekhna ek alag baat hai, aur Nangi hote hue dekhna ek alag.

Yaha kalu se jyada shok me tha Birju.
Usko toh samajh hi nahi aa raha tha, "ki chal kya raha hai?"

Bhabhi yaha bhi naa ruki. Balki sap-sap apne baaki kapade bhi utaarti gayi. Wo ruki hi nahi.
Saree ke baad usne apna blouse utaar diya tha, aur akhir me apna petticoat bhi utaar dala tha.

Ohhh...

Inn 3 kapadon ke alwa bhabhi ne kuch nahi pahana huaa tha.

Palke zhapakte hi bhabhi unn dono ke samne fir se poori nangi ho gayi thi.

Ohh..my..hod...

Ek khubsoorat jawan jism unke samne ab nanga khada tha. Wo bhi uske sasural ke haal me.


Kalu ko toh Khabar thi, par Birju?  Ufff...
Bhabhi ke nikalte hue kapadon ke sath uski dhadkane bhi uska jism chodne lagi thi.


Uffff...

Sach me kya bawal unpredictable aurat hai?
Koi tark kabhi sahi se naa bitha paaoge. Ekdum se uthkar kuch bhi kar gujar jaayegi aisi balaa.

Ohhh..

Dekhe,
Apne sasural ke Living room Hall me, 2 paraaye mardon ke samne, Sasur ki moujoodgi me, Wo dobara nangi hokar khadi thi.

Wahhh...Aur asali kand toh wo ab aage karne jaa rahi thi. Wo tha, "Teapoy par chadhkar Kalu ke hatho doodh nikalwa lena."

Ufff....

Kya bhabhi ne ek agyakaari bhains bankar apne malik ke hukum ko maan liya tha?

Yaa fir ye chul bhabhi ki hi hai? 

Kya bhabhi ne kuch kar gujarne ki tay kar li thi? 
Yaa fir ye baat uski koi bucket list kaa hissa thi?

(Waise, Bhabhi ki Bucket list badi atrangi hai. Aur uske baare me dhrre dheere pata chalega)


Khair, jo bhi ho, Kalu ki 10 ki 10 ungaliya ghee me thi.



Ab bhabhi ne jo bhi thaan li thi, wo thaan li thi.

Usko ab yahi pata tha, ki wo jo bhi karne aayi thi, use jald se jald khatam karna hoga.

Ab wo uske baare me soch- vichaar me time barbaad nahi karna chahati thi. Ab aag me utar hi gaye hai toh, pahale kaam nipta liya jaaye, aur fir kya sahi, kya galat socha jaaye.


Toh ab bhabhi ne apne hath uthakar apne baalon ko upar bandh dala aur samnewale 'kanch ke table' par chadh gyi.

Ohhh...

Jab usne hath upar uthaaye the, tab uske vishaal size ke mummon kaa chulbule pan ki awastha me Viraat darshan dekhkar Birju aur Kalu behoshi ke bass ek kadam door chale gaye.

Ufff...

Sach me, bhabhi ki har halchal me, har ek Ada me, uske jism ki ek alag khubsoorati dekhne ko milti. Wo har angal se ekdum nayi lagati. 

Kanch ke table par chadhate samay ki gayi har ek kawayat ne bhabhi ki khubsoorati ko alag se darshaya tha.

Uski ye jawani se bhari khubsoorati mardon kaa katleaam macha kar rakh deti thi har baar.


Ufff...

Ab wo besharam kanch par table par chadh gyi thi.

Agale hi pal bina upar dekhe wo waha ghutno par ghodi bankar khadi ho gayi.

Ohhh..my..hod..

Kya nazara tha..wakt jaise 2 pal ke liye tham saa gaya ho.

Ek taraf Birju baitha tha.. toh dusari taraf Kalu. Wo dono abhitak khade hi the. Aur unn dono ke beech bhabhi ghutno par bhains bankar nangi khadi thi.

Wow...

Upar ye dono ankhe faade shock me khade the, aur niche Teapoy par aisi position me khadi rehkar bhabhi laaj se mar gayi thi. 

Usne ek baar bhi unn dono ko dekhne ki jurrat nahi ki.

Ufff...

Yaha ye dono bhediye abhitak waise hi ankhe faad fadkar dekh rahe the.

Kya khubsoorati ki jawani unke samne zhuki khadi thi.

Birju toh bhabhi ko iss position me pahli baar dekh rha tha. Waha jo bhi kuch tha, uske liye toh khubsoorati kaa Mela tha.


Bhabhi ke wo vishal mumme jaise bhare pappayi bich me latak rhe the. Zhukne ki wajah se lambaayi akaar me ye boobs aur bhi jyada vishal lag rahe the.

Excitement se wo gulabi chuchiya ekdum khadi ho gyi thi.

Bhabhi ke khade nipples dekh kar Kalu ko ab kahi jakar hosh aya.

Wo khadi chuchiya dekh hasne laga. Aur yahi khadi chuchiya dekh birju hairaan reh gaya.
Usne aisa combination kahi aur nahi dekha tha.

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Kalu haste haste kuch sochne laga. Hosh me aane ke baad bhi uss harami ne janbujhkar agle 2 minute tak kuch nahi kiya.

Wo dono nangi bhabhi ko dekhate waise hi khade the.

Yaha niche bhabhi ki halat laaj se kahi doob marne ki ho gayi thi. Upar se kaalu uski pariksha le raha tha. Wo jaanbujhkar waise hi khada tha.


Ohhh..

Ab bhabhi aur naa seh paayi. Toh ab usne palke uthayi aur kalu ko dekha.

Bahot der ke baad wo upar dekh rahi thi.
Kalu ki hasi dekh bhabhi ki laaj toh aur badh gayi. 

Bhabhi turant ghussa ho gayi aur aise- taise Kalu ko ishaare karne lagi.

Toh kalu jor se hasne laga.

Iss se toh bhabhi kaa mooh aur rotalu ho gya. Wo laaj aur ghusse se thamthama gayi.

Issbaar kalu thoda aage aya.


Ektaraf Birju hairaan pareshaan apni badi ankhe lekar bass dekh rha tha, ki waha kya ho rha hai?

Tabhi,
Kalu ne hath aage badhaate hue bhabhi ka 1 mumma pakad liya.

Ohhh...uffff...

Bhabhi ka pura badan uchal pada.

Uss mumme ko pakadkar usne apni ungaliyon ki harkat shuru ki. Ab poore mumme par panja kholkar wo dheere dheere masalne laga.

Mumme ke sath sath chuchi pe bhi ungali ghumane laga. Bhabhi uske sparsh se aur laaj se si-si ho uthi thi. 

Ek paraya mard uske mumme ko masalte jaa raha tha, aur dusara paraya mard use dekhe jaa raha tha.

Ufff..

Toh bhabhi ne toh apni ankhe hi band kar li.

Ohh..

Ab kalu ne pure mumme par hakk se kabja kar liya aur  agle 2- 3min tak aise hi masalta rha. Ab toh usne apni takad aur jor dono badha diya.


Bhabhi- Ummhhhaa...ufff..siiiii...

Bhabhi ko ab dard hone laga tha. Magar waha wo apni siskiya bhi nahi chod sakti thi.

Ab toh kalu ne dusara mumma bhi pakad liya.
Wo dono mumme majbooti se masalne laga.

Kitna lucky tha apna Kaluwa!!


Yaha birju kaa gala sukh gaya tha ye sab dekhkar. Uske kuch palle nahi aa raha tha.
"Bhabhi fir se bahaar aakar nangi kyu ho gayi thi? Table par chadhkar bhains bankar khadi kyuho gayi? aur ye Kalu uske mumme masalne laga hai aur bhabhi usko mana bhi nahi kar rahi thi."

Wo hairaan-pareshaan bass dekhe jaa raha tha.


Dheere dheere Kalu doodhwale ki ungaliyon ke touch ka asar hone laga. Uski ungaliyo ne jaadu kar diya.
Uss mumme ki nason me jaan aane lagi aur wo fool gyi. Iski wajah bhabhi ke dono mumme jabardast engorged ho gaye. Ab fooli nason me doodh ka flow yaha waha bahane laga. Inn fooli hui naso ne bhabhi ke boobs ki size ko double kar diya tha.

Ufff...
2 paraye mardon ke samne wo bhains ban rahi thi.

Uski boobs par ye badlaav itna evident tha ki, birju tak saaf saaf dekh gaya tha.

Bhabhi laaj se mar gayi.

Ab toh halat aur najook ho gaye. Doodh ke sanchaar se Bhabhi ki sanse gehri hone lagi aur mooh foolne laga. Wo naturally apne badan ko dheela chodne lagi.
Sharir dheela chodne se doodh ke bahav ke rukh ka ehsas Kalu ko double mehsoos ho gaya. Jaise hi wo flow neeche chuchi ki taraf aane laga bhabhi aur uttejit ho gyi.
Ab kalu ko andaja ho gya tha ki doodh chuchiyon tak utar gya hai aur ab ye bhains bilkul tayaar hai.


Ohhh..

Bhabhi- Aunchhhhhhh......ummmm....

Agale hi pal bhabhi ke mooh se ek jor ki magar mooh me hi rok ke rakhi hui chinkh nikal gayi.

Chuchiyon me doodh kaa ehsas hote hi kalu ne 1 chuchi pakad kar jor se khinchi thi.

Ufff...

Bichaari bhabhi ne laakh koshish ki thi apni chinkh ko rokne ki, magar wo 50% hi rok paayi.
Isswajah se uski ankh me ek ansu doud gaya.

Uff..
Haa, pahali dhaar itna dardnak harbaar hoti thi bhabhi ke liye.


Uss chinkh ke sath ek safed dhaar bhi nikal gayi thi.

Wo dhaar dekhkar kalu proud se khush ho gaya.

Magar birju?

Usko samajhne me thoda wakt laga. Par jab samajh gaya wo 2 pair ladkhadaate hue peeche gaya.

Birju- " Areee baap re..."

Birju ke mooh se itna hi nikla.


Ab wo double shouk me chala gaya tha.

Wo doodh ki dhaar dekh Birju ke toh hosh udd gye. Thik Kalu ki tarah, jab kalu ne pahali baar bhabhi ke boobs se nikalti hui doodh ki dhaar dekhi thi.

Use pahli baar pata chala tha, 'ki ye aurat toh sach me ek bhains hai.' ' Ye doodh bhi de sakti hai.'

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Lilly Bhabhi toh itni sharminda ho gayi ki usko laga ki wo ek public property hai.

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Bhabhi pahali baar apne pati ke, aur kalu ke alawa kisi aur ke samne doodh de rahi thi.

Toh ab iska matlab bhabhi ka ye secret ab 5 logon ko pata chal gya. Uska pati Ranaji,  Dr Subramanyam, Kalu, Masterjee aur ab Birju.



Matlab " Lilly ka Taza" dairy ke 5 sadasy keh sakte hai.


Khair,
Ab Kalu ne dusari baar pichka diya. Uske sath hi dusari dhaar bhi nikal gayi.

Ye wali dhaar jaanbujhkar thoda birju ki side pe chodi gayi thi. Taaki usko ache se pata chal jaaye. Birju ke chehare kaa uda huaa rang dekhkar kalu hasne laga. Kalu seena taane birju ko dekhne laga aur ankh se ishara karke usne kuch jata diya.

Uska ye kehna tha- " kyu? Ab samajh gaya matlab?

Birju ne turant sar hilakar kabooli de di.

Wo samajh gya tha ki bhains ka matlab kya hai.

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Ab kalu seena taan kar shaan se baith gaya aur tray me rakha glass uthakar usne fir se bhabhi ki chuchi pakad li aur jor se pichka di.

Churrrrrrrr....

Issbaar wo dhaar glass me giri.

Wow..

Ab wo harami lagataar doodh nikalne laga.

Lagbagh 7minute tak nikalne ke baad usne dusra mumma pakad liya.
Ab uska bhi thoda malish kiya aur uss mumme se bhi nikalne laga..

Uss glass me bass churrr..churrrr..aawaj gunjane lagi...

Birju toh ankhe safed karke wo tej safed dhara dekhe jaa rha tha.

Bhabhi ko chaai ke liye ho jaaye itna doodh dena hi tha. Toh usne bhi Kalu ko nahi roka.
Magar wo sharm se mari jaa rahi thi. Usne apna sar niche kar rakha tha. Wo waise hi dard ko sehte hue, apna sar baalo me chupakar sharm khaate hue kisi bhains ki tarah doodh de rahi thi.

Ye adbhut nazara tha.

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Ab ye silsila aur kuch der aise hi chala.
Ab Adha glass bhabhi ke doodh se bhar gya.

Ufff...

Ye 2 cup chaai ke liye bahot tha. Ulta Bhabhi ne kuch jyada hi meharbani dikhaayi thi. Yaa fir ho sakta hai itne romanch me bhabhi ke jism me  doodh kaa nitmaan kuch jyada hi ho gaya.


Khair,
Jaise hi bhabhi ne adha bhara glass dekha, toh issbaar usne kalu kaa hath pakadte hue usko roka.

Bhabhi - Stop...hummm..ummm...


Kalu bhi turant ruk gya. Usko ache se pata tha ki, kaha khinchaataani karni hoti hai? aur kaha bhabhi ki baat manani hoti hai? Ulta bhabhi ne jo daring dikhaayi thi, uso dekhkar wo bada khush hi tha.

Glass me doodh delhakar kalu khushi se haste hue piche hata.


Ab usne ne wo Taza Taza garam doodh dono ke Chai me daali. Doodh ghulmil jaate hi ab wo black Chai safed ho gyi.

Fir usne 1 cup Birju ko pesh kiya, aur dusara khud ke liye rakha.

Birju ne thartharaate hue hath se wo cup le liya.
Uss safed chaai ko dekhkar birju kaa gala sukh gaya tha. Wo hairat bhari ankho se idhar udhar bass dekhta raha.

Idhar kalu ne jaldi me 1 sip le li..

Surrrrr....slurrrppp...

Kalu- Aaahhhhhh..Umhaaaaaa....iska kahate hai special Chaii...umhaaa....ahhaaa....wahhh..kya swad hai?

Uski dekh birju ne bhi turant cup ko mooh lagaya.

Wo pahali baar bhabhi ka doodh chakh rha tha.
Chakhte hi usne bhi Kalu ki haa me haa mila di.

Birju- Haa...bahut hi badhiya...


Wo dono ab maje se chaai ki chuskiya lene lage.

Sup..sup..sup...sipppp...


Chaai pine ke chakkar me unka bhabhi par dhyaan hi naa raha.
Agale hi pal jab kalu ne bhabhi ko dekha, toh wo toh aur bhi khush ho gaya.

Kyunki, bhabhi abhi bhi waise hi bhains bankar khadi thi.

Wahhh...
Ye toh kamaal ho gaya.

Bhabhi ne kalu ki baat ko maan liya tha.
Iska matlab ab wo tabtak aise hi khadi rahne wali thi, jabtak ye dono chaai khatam kar ke cups ko tray me naa rakhe.

Wow..

Bhabhi waise hi nangi sharmsaar khadi rahi.
Uffff..

Kya nazara tha.

Bichaari bhabhi, usne kar gujarne ki thaan toh li thi. Magar waha aise hi khade rahna uske liye kisi punishment se kum nahi tha. Ek ek pal jaise 1 ghante ke saman lagne laga tha usko. Uske man me bhookamp mach raha tha. Kabhi wo sharminda thi, kabhi dari hui thi, toh kabhi choukanna.

Tabhi,
Kalu utha, aur apna chaai kaa adha cup leke pass aya. Aur issbaar seedha chaai ke cup me hi doodh nikalne badha.

Bhabhi ne turant mana kiya. Par kalu ne issbaar jor se bhabhi ka hath baju me patak diya. Ab seedha chuchi ko dabaate hue kaha.

Kalu- Humka aur thoda chahiye. Full special chaai. Wo bhi zhaag wali. Full special.

Bhabhi ne bilkul virodh darshaya.

Magar kalu ne kisi tarah fir se chuchi pakad hi li. Aur chuchi ko pakadkar usne doodh pichka hi diya.

Bhabhi- Ufff..uiiimmaaaa...aahhhaaa....


Kalu- Are aap tension naa le. Abhi bahot doodh hai. Bass 2-3 dhaar hi lenge. Aur jara niche toh dekhiye. Kaisan ungali lagate hi doodh ki dhaar nikal rahi hai. Aaj kuch jyada hi fule hue tej lag rhe hai aapke... lagta hai ye jagah pasand aayi aapko.

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ne sharm se gardan zhuka li.

Aur wo sach bhi tha.
Kalu jo bhi keh raha tha, wo bilkul sach hi tha. Bhabhi ke aaj kuch jyada hi engorged ban gaye the.

Wo adha kup fir se bhar gya..ab usme Chai kum doodh jyada tha.
Seedha cup me 2-3tej dhaar se uss chaai par zhaag aa gayi thi.

Wo chaai nahi, espresso lag rahi thi.

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Apna Cup bharkar wo piche gya aur tabhi usne  birju ko dekha.

Kalu- "Are birju,  Tum bhi Cup bhara lo apna. Fiki kaahe peete baithe ho? Jaao, nikaal lo khud se. Apni hi bhains hai. "


Ye sunte hi bhabhi ke rongate khade ho gaye.

Birju ke samne doodh dene tak thik tha, magar birju ke hatho doodh nikalwana? Bhabhi ye kadafi nahi chahati thi. 1 toh wo sharm ki hadd thi. Dusara ye ki bhabhi ne itni asani se kisiko apna doodh nikalne ko nahi diya tha. Aur teesari baat ye thi ki, bhabhi janati thi ki Birju kya darinda doodhwala hai.
Bhabhi ki toh jaise sanse ruk gayi.

Usne turant Mana karte hue kaha.

Bhabhi- What the fuck...no way...ye kya keh rahe hai?

Kalu- Ari..aap fikar naa karo. Birju bhi toh apna doodhwala hi hai. Usko ata hai doodh nikalna. Ab uski chaai me him kaise nikal du?

Bhabhi- What? Aapka deemag kharab huaa hai?

Kalu- Shuuu.....itna jor se kaahe bol rahi hai? Sasur ke hatho bhi nikalwane kaa hai kaa? Ha..ha..ha..ha..

Kalu aur birju dono thoda hass pade. Bhabhi chupchap niche sar kiya.

Kalu- "Aree..jo bhi hai ahista boliye..warna aapke sasurjee uth jayenge. Aur ye bhi hai ki jabtak ye chaai khatam nahi hogi jald se, tabtak aapko aise hi khade rehna padega. Toh, ab bataayiye... Toh humka jaldi chaai khatam karne dijiye. Jaisa wu chahat hai waisa."



Ye sunte hi bhabhi ne koi awaj nahi kiya, magar kalu ko dekhkar 'Inkar aur Ghussa' dono karne lagi.



Kalu- Aree. Sasura...utho###??? Ab kaa niyota bhej de? Bichaari Bhabhi kabtak aise khade rahegi? Jaao aur jaldi nikal lo. Dekha nahi permission mil gayi hai? Aur waisan bhi tu kabse bhains ki permission kaa soch kare ho? Yahi mouka hai, warna baad me bolna nahi"

Kalu ne bhabhi ko saaf saaf ignore karte hue gustaaki wali baat keh di thi.

Iss se toh bhabhi aur ghussa ho gayi.

Bhabhi- What permission?

Bhabhi ghusse se chillayi.


Ke, 
tabhi,

Birju uth khada huaa.

Birju ke aise ekdum se uth khade hote hi pata nahi ekdum se bhabhi ko kya huaa? Wo ekdum se ek submissive mode me chali gayi. Wo ek ajeeb si feeling me chur chur ho gayi. Chur chur hona, sharam, romanch, inn sab se jyada wo behad dar gayi thi. Kyunki, Kalu ne bataaye hue Birju ke saare karnaame ekdum se usko ankho ke samne dikh gaye. 

Wo jo kahane jaa rahi thi, wo baat mooh me hi reh gayi.
Uff..

Kuch samajhme aane se pahale hi bhabhi ne apne right side ke mumme par birju ke hath ka sparsh mehsoos kiya.

Haa..

Uss harami ne seedha bhabhi kaa mumma pakad liya tha.

Uske uss touch se bhabhi ke poore jism me laaj, dar aur romanch chaa gaya.

Bhabhi ne toh ankhe hi band kar li.
Inkar toh door, wo apni sanse bhi control naa kar saki.

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Birju ke sparsh se bhabhi poori tarah sehma gayi thi. Akhir wo ek kisi anjaane paraaye mard kaa sparsh tha.


Idhar, Birju kaa haal bhi kuch waisa hi ho gaya.
Itna premium jism wo pahali baar chu raha tha.

Waise seedhi par hath ko ye komal sparsh kaa taste usne liya tha. Magar itna poora acces usko nahi mila tha waha.

Bhabhi ke mumme ko punje me lete hi Birju toh jaise jannat ki sawari pe nikal gya.

Wo kayamat ki jawani aur uska makhmali komal jism, aur sakth garam ho rakha tantanaata hua doodh se bhara Stan.
Fir Bhabhi ki unmaadit extra large baby-bottle chuchi kaa toh kya hi kehna?

Birju ko toh ye bhabhi ki extra large nukhili chuchi chub gayi.

Iss baat ko samajhna hai toh aap rubber ki ek hand-glove le lo, jo doctors pahan lete hai. Aur ab use gubbare ki tarah foonk marke foola do. Ekdum tight. Aur ab uspar apna gaal lehraao.
Tab wo gubbare ki ungaliya jo chubhan degi, seedha aap Lilly bhabhi ki chuchiyon ko yaad kar loge. Kuch waisi hi chubhan bhabhi ki wo badi badi chuchiya deti thi.


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Ab Birju kaa punja uss mumme par apne aap failane laga. Jald hi wo poora mumma Birju ke kabje me aa gaya.

Birju ne mouke ko lapet lene ki koshish toh ki thi, magar uska bhi hath tharthara raha tha.

Idhar Bhabhi bhi kapkapa gayi thi uske hath ke sparsh se. Bitju kaa bhi hath khurdura kisi majdoor ki tarah sakt tha.

Tabhi bhabhi ko, Birju ke baare me Kalu ne bataayi hui wo bat yaad aayi, ki bhainson ke sath ye Birju kya darindagi wala kaam karta hai?

Ye yaad aate hi bhabhi toh jabardast dar se sikud hi gayi.

Magar bhabhi chahakar bhi usko rok naa saki. Sharm aur ek dar liye wo sar ko baalo me chupakar reh gayi.

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Jaise hi birju samajh gaya ki, bhabhi ki taraf se koi virodh nahi huaa hai, toh usne apna punja chalana shuru kiya.

Bhabhi ka mumma dabaate hue Birju bhabhi se kahane laga.

Birju- "Achaa? Toh kaa aap isi bhains ki baat kar rahi thi? Kaa yahi hai wo rishtedaaron ki bhains? Haan? Bagal me chura, Shahar me dheendora?lagata hai isi ke liye misaal thi wo. Tab toh hamri kabki Haa hai jee, iss bhains ke sath doodh kaa vyapaar karne ko. Biziness bhaagidari pakki samjhe jee."

Aam tour par birju itna kabhi bola nahi tha. Magar aaj usne bol diya tha.

Uske mooh se ye baat sunkar bhabhi toh aur sharm se bheeg gayi. Wo mooh chupaati reh gayi.


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Upar birju baate kar hi raha tha, ki inhi baato ke beech usne ekdum se bhabhi ki chuchi pakad li aur kisi expert ki tarah usko pichka diya.

Yakin maaniye pahale prayaas me hi usne bhabhi ki dhaar nikaal di.

Ohhh..

Bhabhi dekhte reh gayi. Bhabhi apni body ke response par khud surprised ho gayi. Wo turant samjh gayi ki Birju toh manjza hua doodhwala hai.

Bhabhi khude kahne lagi -" Haayee, Lilly...isne toh ek hi zhatke me nikaal diya. Ye toh sach me bada manzha huaa aur jaleem khilaadi nikla. Haayee"


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Wo safed dhaar dekhkar birju khush ho utha.
Ab usne aur 4-5dhaar apne chaai me pichka di.

Dekhte hi dekhte birju ki chaai bhi espresso ban gayi.

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Kalu ne apne chele ko shabasi de daali.

Cup jaise hi bhar gaya, ab Birju utha aur apni jagah par jakar Chai ki chuski lene laga.

Dono ek dusare ho dekhkar haste hue special doodh wali Chai kaa maja lene lage.

Bichaari Bhabhi abhi bhi waise hi nangi unn dono ke samne zhuki hui khadi thi. Unn dono ko aisa hasta hua dekhkar idhar bhabhi sharm se mari jaa rahi thi.

Ufff....

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Lagbagh 10- 15minute se bhabhi waha nangi unke samne ghutno par thi. Waha kaa har lamha tak-tak karte badi dheemi raftaar se gujar raha tha. Aur sharm ke maare bhahhi ko kahi jaakar doob marne kaa man kar raha tha.


Ufff...

Tabhi kalu chuskiya lete hue bola.

Kalu- Kaisan hai special chaai?

Birju turant bol pada.

Birju- Wahh..kaa baat hai? Hamaar naseeb ki ye aisi chaai chakhne ko mila. Chaai nahi amrut hai ye..bahot hi badhiya.

Kalu- Are..mere bhains ka kamal hai. Waisan chaai toh achi lagi, magar hamri bhains kaisi lagi? Poore 1500 dekar kharidi hai.

1500 sunte hi birju hairaan ho gaya.

Birju- Bhains kaa toh koi jawab hi nahi. Magar matr 1500 rs me?

Tabhi kalu ne birju ko koi ishara kiya.
Agale hi pal birju ne apni baat ko ghumaate hue kaha.

Birju- Haa..haa..bahot badhiya souda kiya..ekdum sahi..1500 badhiya daam hai.

Kalu- Dekha bhabhi,  yaha dusara doodhwala bhi yahi kh raha hai. Usko bhi ye souda thik laga. Are birjuwa, pata nahi kisne meri bhains ke kaan foonk diye hai? Keh rahi hai soude me gafalat huwa hai. Hame fasaya gaya hai. Ab wahi toh sab samjhaya inko. Magar bhabhi jee toh man lene ko tayaar hi nahi hai. Dusara souda karne par adi baithi hai. Ha..ha..ha..

Yaha bhabhi sharm me chur chur hokar ye sab baate sun rahi thi. Waha kaa har pal,1 ghante ke barabar lag raha tha usko. Aur ye 2 haramjaade chaai khatam karne kaa naam hi nahi le rahe the.


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Kalu- Waisan bhabhi, Wo hamara uss din kaa souda adhura hi reh gaya. Wo hamre hatiyaar ne beech me hi gadbad kar di. Warna naya souda toh hokar hi rahta. Kyu, sahi kaha naa??? Ha..ha..ha..

Bhabhi chehare par chid lakar uski baat par ghussa jata diya. Magar Kalu ki ye baate usko sehne hi thi.

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Kalu- Kaa bolte ho birjuwa? Hai naa badhiya maal? Dekh toh bhains sahi me asali maal hai ki naahi? Kaa hai naa..dusari baar souda hone ko hai, toh achi dekh-parakh toh banati hai fir...aur bhabhi jee, issbaar ye tajurwedaar Birju doodhwala bhi pratyakshdarshi hai. Toh fasaane kaa aarop nahi chalega. Kaa kahate ho birju?

Birju- Haa..bilkul.....


Itna bolkar kalu ne apne hath ki chaai table par rakh di, aur aage zhukkar bhabhi ke baal hataane laga. Jo uske chehare ke sath uski chaati par aakar boobs ke nazare ko dhak rahe the.

Bhabhi ne turant uske hath ko hata diya. Magar fir se kalu ne apni manmaani se bhabhi ke baal uski chaati se baaju kar diye aur boobs ko pora expose kiya.

Kalu- Are dekhne dijiye. Ache se dekhnege tabhi toh anuman laga paayenge. Tabhi toh Acha daam pe soudabaaji hoga. Aur waise bhi ye jawani baar baar thodi milti hai? Kaahe??

Bhabhi sharmindgi se apna jism sikud lete hue baalon ko aage laane lagi.

Magar, Kalu ne aisa karne nahi diya. Usne uske baad 3 baar apni manmani karte hue bhabhi ko baal aage laane se roka.

Toh ab bhabhi ke samne waise hi khade rahne ke alwa aur koi option nahi tha.

Ufff..

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Tabhi kalu ne chehare par bhi aate hue bhabhi ke baalon ko kaan ke piche le jakar wahi laga diya.

Ohhh...

Aur ab uss chand se mukhde ke gaal pakad liye. 

Ohh..

Tamatar jaise laal ho rakhe bhabhi ke gaalon ko chute hi kalu dhany ho gaya.

Ahhhhaa...

Wo ab bhabhi ke gaal masalkar dekhne laga.

Kalu- Dekh birjuwa.. surat toh dekh. Kaa chand saa mukhda hai ihh bhains kaa..

Tabhi kalu ne bhabhi ki naak ko pakad liya.

Kalu- Ye dekh..naak ki banawat bhi kaa satik hai. Ihh toh nakhel dalnne ke liye bilkul sahi hai.

Bhabhi ne turant uski ungaliyo ko naak par se hataya. Aur fir lal naak chadhkkar sharmindagi ki halat me niche dekhne lagi.

Uss aurat kaa har ek body part check hone laga tha, jaise wo koi sex doll ho. Ye uske liye bada hi embarrassment tha.

Bhabhi khudse kahne lagi.

Bhabhi- " Haayee, Lilly, ye darinda toh birju ke samne hi checking pe utar aya hai".

Tabhi, 
Kalu ne bhabhi ki ankhe pichka di.

Uff..

Bhabhi ke unconfort ke bawjood kalu ne bhabhi ki ankhe bhi badi failakar dekh li. Unn ankho me abhi filhaal ke liye bass laaj hi laaj bhari thi.

Kalu- Ankhe bhi kaa khubsoorat hai iski. Aur ye gulabi hont toh dekh. Kaa Rasbhare lag rahe hai.

Kalu apni ungaliya bhabhi ke hoton par rakhate hue kahane laga.

Bhabhi ne turant harkat dikhaayi.

Kalu- Are bhabhi jee 2 min bass. Dekhna padata hai. Haa.haa..ye sab bhi dekhna padata hai. Sab bhains ki checking kaa hissa hai. Bazar me hum doodhwale aise apni bhains chunte hai. Sab check karke.

Itna kehkar kalu hoton par bhi apni manmaani karte hue chadh gaya.

Ufff...

Ab wo apni ungaliyon se bhabhi ke najook hont kholne laga, masalne laga.

Kalu- Ahhha...kaa komalta hai? Jaha chu raha hu sasura wuha lal gulabi hota jaa raha hai. Badhiya imported jaat ki hi bhains hai birjuwa. Wu kehate hai naa hum "Bahot hi permeyum qwaaliti."

Itna kehkar wo aage badha. Kholte kholte usne apni ek ungali se bhabhi ke hoton ko pichkaa kar bhabhi kaa mooh khol diya.

Ufff...


Bhabhi moo-moo karne lagi.

Kalu-  Are jara mooh toh khol dijiye...

Uske poochne se pahale hi usne bhabhi kaa mooh khol diya tha.

Ufff..

Jaise hi bhabhi kaa mooh khul gaya tha, usne trurant apni ek ungali bhabhi ke mooh me ghused di.

Uske ungali kaa wo khara taste lagate hi Bhabhi kaa poora badan kamp utha. Turant uske chehare par ghinn chaa gayi.

Bhabhi ne turant uski ungali ko yaakk kar ke bahaar nikala, aur yaakk-thoo-thoo karti reh gayi.

Kalu- Are kaha naa...dekhne dijiye ache se.

Itna bolkar fir se kalu ne wahi ungali bhabhi ki mooh me ghused di aur fir se bhabhi kaa mooh khol diya.

Issbaar wyaakk wyaak karte karte bhabhi ne uski ungali mooh me le hi li.

Kalu- Bahut badhiya..Chale, jara apni jeebh bahar nikale ab...

Bhabhi sharmindgi bhar le kar chup rahi.

Kalu- Are kaha naa jeebh ko bahar nikaale? Sab check karna padata hai. Aapko bhi naa baar baar batana padata hai. Aapko pahale bataya hai maine, ki jeebh bhi check karni padati bhains ki. Aur pahale soude me toh tumne check bhi karwayi hai. Toh ab kaahe nakhare ? Chalo, kholo....uske baad toh thook ko bhi check karna hai..

Toh ab majboori se bhara rotalu mooh lekar bhabhi ne apna poora mooh khola aur apni jeebh bahar nikal li.

Ohhh...

Jaise hi bhabhi ki jeebh bahar aayi, Kalu ne apni ungaliyon se uss jeebh ko pakad liya. Aur ab hawas bhari aahe bharte hue har tarike se uss jeebh ko check karna shuru kiya.


Uff..

Ab check karne ke bahaane kalu apni gandi ungaliya bhabhi ki jeebh par aise ferne laga, jaise wo paan ko chuna laga rha ho. Upar niche dono side se.

Bhabhi ki jeebh par har jagah kalu ki ungaliyo ki hi khaari taste fail gayi.

Wyaakkkk....

Bhabhi ghinn bhar lekar ye sab sehti khadi thi.


Tabhi, Kalu bola.

Kalu- Are? Birjuwa? Tum dekhte kya baithe ho? Aao, tum bhi check karo. Madad karo meri. Aur bhabhi ki bhi.


Ye sunte hi bhabhi ke niche ki jameen khisak gayi.

Wo majboor abla aurat bankar yahi duwa karne lagi ki, ye uske naseeb naa aaye.

Magar tabhi Birju bhi uth khada huaa.

Uska uthna dekhkar bhabhi ne toh apni ankhe hi band kar li.

Iska matlab ab wo dono milkar bhabhi ko bhains banaakar uska checking karnewale hai.

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Ab Birju aage aya aur kalu ki hi nakal karte hue pahale baal, fir gaal, fir naak, fir hont masalte gaya.

Bhabhi badi asahaj ho uthi.

Wo aisa mouka kaha chodne wala tha? Aisa khubsoorat chand saa chehara aaj usko masalne ko mila tha.

Waise wo bada fattu aur sharmila tha. Magar, Birju itna smart toh tha, ki thaali me parosa huaa khaya jaaye.

Ye wakt tha laaj ko thoda baaju me karne kaa!

Wo wakt tha kuch maja lene kaa!


Har touch par khud bhi uchal kar padate hue, aur sharmaate hue Birju bhabhi ke khubsoorat chehare kaa maja lene laga.

Birju- Haa..Sach me impurted nasal lag rahi hai. Badhiya..koi jawab nahi ihhka. Maal toh ekdum badhiya... koi harkat nahi souda krne ko...

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Kalu ke piche piche ab wo bhi bhabhi ki jeebh tak pahunch gaya.

Ab Birju ne bhi apni ek ungali se bhabhi ki jeebh pakad li.

Jaise hi birju ki bhi ungali bhabhi ki jeebh par aa gayi, bhabhi ke chehare ki ghiin double ho gayi.

Waise bhabhi ne kabki apni ankhe band kar li thi. Magar wo taste se turant pehchaan gayi ki konsi ungali Kalu ki hai, aur konsi ungali Birju ki.

Dono ki ungaliyon kaa kharapan alag tha.

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Bhabhi ghinn se bhar gayi thi. Uske sharir par rongate khade ho gaye the.

Bhabhi ghinn se toh poori bhar gayi thi. Magar waha kuch toh ajeebh hone laga tha. Dono ke dwara kiya jaa raha janwaro saa saluk bhabhi ke andar ek ajeebh sii feeling jaga gaya. Wo sach me apne aapko ek bhains ke barabar dekhne lagi thi.


Bhabhi ne lakh koshish toh ki thi, magar uss se jyada der tak control nahi ho paya. 

Akhirkaar usne ek umas bhari wyaak chod di.

Bhabhi se ulti toh naa ho paayi, magar bhabhi ki laar uski mooh se bahaar aakar kai jaadi parto me mooh se hi latakne lagi.

Bhabhi ke liye ye bada disgusting aur embarrassed tha.

Magar Kalu turant uss laar ke chipchipe pan ko check karne me lag gya.

Kalu- Thook bhi badhiya gaadhi hai. Iska matlab paachan me koi dikkat nahi hai. Suna kaa birjuwa? Hamre idhar kaa chara aram se pacha legi. Toh koi dikkat nahi.

Ye manjar bahot hi sharmnaak tha bhabhi ke liye. Bahot hi humiliating tha.


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Tabhi,

Kalu utha aur thoda piche jaate hue bhabhi ke ek kulhe par jor ka fatka maar diya.

Satakkk...

To be continued....

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                      Part 8


Bhabhi- Aunchhhhh...Ahhhhh...ufff...

Kalu kaa fatka gand par padate hi bhabhi ki aah.. nikal gyi.


Kalu- Sunaai diya birju? Kaisa phataakk se awaj ata hai..maal ekdum asali hai.

Tabhi kalu ne fir se bhabhi ki gand pakad li aur sehlaana shuru kiya.

Kalu- Piche toh aao idhar. Yaha toh aur majedaar najara hai.


Aisa bolte hi usne bhabhi ke dono kulhe pakad liye aur beech me se pichka diye.

Ohhh...

Aisa karte hi bhabhi tadfada uthi, aur birju jaane se pahale hi piche se phat se baith gayi.


Bhabhi- No..stop..No..ab kuch nahi..

Ye bhabhi ke liye bahot uncomfortable tha.
Yaha tak toh usne seh liya tha. Magar yaha se aage wo seh naa paayi.

Kalu- Are? Bhabhi sab check karna jaroori hota hai. Aise kaise chalega? Chale...

Bhabhi- no means no.

Kalu- Are toh souda kaise karenge?

Bhabhi- Kaha naa..nahi...

Kalu- Are, lagata hai aap toh sharam khaa gayi. Ab bhains ke liye kya hi sharam? Aur kya hi hayaa? Apne malikon ko chut dikhaane me kya sharmana?

Bhabhi- Shut up. Kaha naa nahi. Ab ho gaya.


Ohhh...Auraton ke ye nakhare??

*******

Kalu- Are toh fir souda kaise hoga?

Bhabhi- Itna checking toh ho gaya naa? Ab bass.

Kalu- Are asali checking toh piche ki jaati hai.

Bhabhi - Kaha naa..No means no.


Ufff...
Aurat ke nakhare!!

Kalu - Achaa thik hai. Jaisa aap sahi samjhe. Jabardasti bilkul nahi aapke upar. Magar meri bhi 1 sharth hai fir. Toh agar naya souda aap kar nahi sakti, toh fir aap apne saare ilzam wapis logi. Aur toh aur,  itne kasht ke liye poorane soude me se kuch choot milegi hamka.

Bhabhi- What?

Kalu- Haa..toh baat ye hai ki, yaa toh souda aage badhega. Yaa fir poorana souda 1500rs se ghat kar 1000rs ban jaayega.


Bhabhi ghusse se bass dekhti reh gayi.

Kalu- Aur nahi toh kya? Mu-karne ki bhi toh koi saja honi chahiye? Aur yaha bhi koi jabardasti nahi hai. Agar manjoor nahi toh souda aage badhaao. Nahi toh poorana souda me discout karaao.

Bhabhi sunn 1min waisi hi khadi rahi. Fir kuch sochkar ekdum se bol padi.


Bhabhi- Thik hai. 1000rs manjoor hai muzhe.

Kalu romharshit hokar reh gaya.

Idhar bass itna kehkar bhabhi issbaar fat se table par se utar gayi.

Haa.. issbaar wo utar gayi.

Pichle 20-25minute tak wo waise hi bhains bankar khadi thi.

Uske ghutne lal ho chuke the.
Apni chaati par latakte 2 pappaye samhalte hue bhabhi ne sabse pahale ghutnon ko sehlaya. Aur ab Tray utha liya.


Tray ko dekhte hi dono ne 1 hi ghunt me bachi chaai ko khatam kar dala. Aur uss Tray me apne- apne cup rakh diye.

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Ab bhabhi ne apne kapade uthakar uss Tray me rakh diye.

Uff..

Bhabhi ne thik waisa hi kiya tha, jaise Kalu ne kaha tha.

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Aur ab bhabhi waha se nangi hi andar bhaag khadi hui.


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Jab wo bhagate hue andar jaa rahi thi, toh uski gand matak-matak dol uthi.

Wo toh kamal ka nazara tha.


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Andar aate hi bhabhi ne sabse pahale  fir se jee bharkar paani pee liya.

Uski halat aisi ho gayi thi, maano wo koi khunkhaar jung hokar aayi hai.

Andar aakar bhi uski sanse control me aane kaa naam nahi le rahi thi. Uski chati abhi tak dhadhad kar rahi thi.

Usne kaand hi aisa kiya tha.

Apne hi sasural me, apne hi Sasur ki moujoodgi me 2 paraaye mardon ke liye wo asali wali bhains ban gayi thi. Wo bhi asali wala doodh denewali, asali wali nangi hokar.



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Andar aate hi uska man kuch aur keh raha tha uss se, aur uska badan kuch aur keh raha tha usko.

Usne ye kya kar diya tha?

Bahar jo bhi kuch hua, wo sochkar bhabhi ek ajeeb se nashe me chali gayi thi.

Isi gehmagehami me wo apni sason par control karne ki koshish karne lagi thi. Aur isi gehmagehami me wo abhi bhi nangi hi thi. Kapade pahanana uski dhyaan me hi nahi raha. 

Uske kapade abhi bhi usi Tray me the.



Tabhi,
Ekdum se piche se kisine bhabhi ko " Bhow "

Bhabhi ekdum se dar gayi aur hosh me aa gayi.

Uff...

Hosh me aate hi usko ye ehsas huaa ki wo abhi tak nangi hi hai. Wo sharm ke maare hadbadaakar apni saree ko dhoondane lagi. Usko toh ye bhi nahi pata tha ki, uske kapade usi Tray me pde hai.

Tabhi kalu bol pada.

Kalu- Waahh..Kamal ho gaya. 1000rs me aisa maal? Ahhhaaa...Aur haa, waha kya daring dikhaayi hai apne. Ise kahate hai asali daring..wahhh...koi jawab nahi aapka...

Bhabhi ne ghusse se kaha.

Bhabhi- Aap chup rahe..ye sab aapiki wajah se huaa hai.

Bhabhi abhi bhi apne kapde dhoond rahi thi. Wo pareshan ho gayi.

Koi usko btaaye ki, usne tray me pasroskar laaye hai kapade!


Tabhi, uske doondne ke kaam me rok lagaate hue Kalu bola.

Kalu- "Are wo sab chodo. Ab kya hi dhoondana? Isi ke baare me baat karne ko aya tha. Mai ye bataane aya tha ki, baaki sab toh kamal tha, par..aajkal ki ye aurate bhi naa...kya bole...fir wahi...Pahale paraye logonko degi, aur gharwalon ko puchegi bhi nahi. Humka chaai toh pila di, magar apne sasur ko toh chaai pilaai hi nahi aapne!!!."

Bhabhi- Wo uth jaayenge toh puch lungi. Aapko fikar karne ki jaroorat nahi. Uff..kaha rakhe hai maine? Uff..

Kalu- Are woh toh kabke uth gye hai.

What?

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ek pal ke liye jaise mar hi gayi.
Usko aisa zhatka laga ki, chehare par 1second me hi saare sansaar kaa dar chaa gaya.

Uska apne kapadon ko dhoondna wahi band ho gaya.

Wo jor se chillayi.

Bhabhi- Kya?

Kalu- Aur nahi toh kya? Aur wo bhi, jab aap table par thi.

Bhabhi ki ankhe safed ho gayi.

Bhabhi- What????? What the fuck....###@@@₹₹₹????

Bhabhi ekdum se rone par aa gayi.

Yaha kalu harami mishkil haste hue bhabhi ke maje lene laga.


Kalu- Aur nahi toh kya? Bass maine bataya nahi aapko..warna hamari farmaish adhuri reh jaati..Ha..ha..ha..ha..


Bhabhi ye sunkar hakkabakka reh gayi. Uske samne ekdum se andhkaar fail gaya.

Wo aajtak itni dari nahi thi kabhi.

Bhabhi- Kya? Sach me? Please tell me this is not TRUE. Aap majak kar rahe hai naa? Bataayiye...please..please...

Kalu- Are sach keh raha hu. Chaahe toh aap khud jakar dekh le.

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ki ankho me ansu chalak aya. Uska mooh rotalu ho gaya. Uska badan dar se kampne laga. Jaise koi ghor apraadh hua hai uske haatho.
Wo jor se ro hi deti,

Ke,
Tabhi,

Bhabhi ki halat dekhte hue kalu bola.

Kalu- Are chinta ki koi baat nahi. Majak kiya maine.

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ki jaan me jaan aa gayi.

Bhabhi- You###%%₹₹..Aap bhi naa!!! Ek number ke pagal ho. Mai khadi khadi mar jaati abhi toh. Pagal kahi ke.


Kalu- Aree..mere hote hue aap par aisa sankat aane deta kya mai? Aap safe ho. Bilkul tension naa le. Sab mere control me tha. Magar wo uthe jaroora hai ab. Darsal aapke jaane se thik kuch pal pahale wo angdayi dene lage the. Magar unka chehara toh uss taraf tha, toh aapko koi tensin lene ki jaroorat nahi thi. Aur waise bhi maine unko itna door le jakar bithaya tha ki, waha se unko kuch dikhna mushkil hi nahi, balki namumkin tha.


Bhabhi- Shut up. Aap bilkul chup rahe. Dikhta nahi hai toh kya huaa? Thoda thoda sunaai jaroor deta hai unko. Aur andhe log mehsoos bade ache se kar lete hai. Aapko muzhe hint dena chahiye tha. Ufff... Ye sab aapki wajah se hai. Ufff Haayeee...Mai bhi naa..kya kya kar baithati hu!...upar dhyaan hi nahi raha...

Kalu- Are kuch bhi bhabhi..hum itna dhimi awaj me baat kar rahe the, ki itni door se toh muzhko bhi sunaai nahi deta. Unka toh rahane dijiye.
Haa..bass ek awaj jor ki thi..aur wo hai aapke doodh ki Churrr..churrrr churrr...ha..ha..ha..

Bhabhi- Shut up...aap bhi naa...

Bhabhi sharmaate reh gayi.


Kalu- "Are, itni daring dikhakar itni si baat se darne lagi aap? Nahi..nahi..balki asali daring wali baat ab bataane jaa raha hu mai. Jara sune, Mai chahata hu ki Aap ki ye special chaai aapke sasur jee ko bhi milni chahiye."


Bhabhi ekdum se surprising wala zhatka khaakar boli.

Bhabhi- What?

Kalu- Haa.. sahi suna aapne. Ghar ke saare mardon ko aapki special chaai milni hi chahiye. Warna jisko naa mile unke upar toh julum hoga ye. Bichaare, wo bhi toh aapki Chai ke hakkdaar hai? Balki hamse pahale unko hakk milna chahiye tha. Inke Ghar ki bhains jo hai.

Bhabhi- Ohhh..shut up...

Kalu- Aur bass Chaai nahi..balki hamri tarah hi special chaai. Hamaari tarah hi taazhi, aur hamri tarah hi....

Bhabhi- Kya?

Kalu- Nangi.

Bhabhi- kya?

Ekdum surprising wala reaction dete hue.


Kalu- Haa..ha.. Thik suna. Hum chahate hai, unko bhi thik hamri tarah hi chaai milni chahiye. Toh aap aise hi nangi lekar jaaogi apni chaai. Aise hi nangi.


Bhabhi ye sunte hi  bhadak gyi.

Bhabhi- Kya? Ye kya bakwas kar rahe hai? Aapka deemag kharab huaa hai?

Kalu- Are bhabhi, "Ab andhe sasur se ghunghat kya?" Kya fark padata hai? Unhe kuch dikhaai nahi deta naa..

Bhabhi- Chup rahe...bilkul chup rahe..Mai kehti hu aap bilkul chup rahe. Apne deemagi keedon ko wahi maar do. Battamiz insaan, bakwas insaan, kuch sharam dharam nhi. Thodi choot kya dedi? Sar chadkar baithne lage. Pagal kahi ke? Jo mooh me aaye bakte jaate hai.

Kalu- Bhabhi, unko "Dikhaayi nahi deta". App samajh rahi ho?

Bhabhi- Unhe kuch dekhaai de, yaa naa de. Mai apne sasur ke samne aise nahi jaungi. Aap muzhe Jalil karne pe kyu baithe ho? Aur apne ye socha bhi kaise?

Kalu- Mai ye sab kyu kar raha hu, ye toh mai wakt aane par bataunga..Tabtak aap bass muzhpar bharosa rakhe.

Bhabhi- Matlab?

Kalu- Matlab. Ye dekhiye. Ise dekhiye.

Aisa bolkar Kalu kuch dikhane laga.

Bhabhi Kalu ko dekhne lagi.

Tabhi, Kalu ne bhabhi ke samne apni pant ki chain me hath dalkar apna Lund hi bahaar nikal diya.

Ufff...

Uske lund ko dekhte hi bhabhi ko 440w ka current lag gaya. Wo uchalkar reh gayi.

Fir agle hi pal apne mooh par ek hath rakhte hue dusare hath se Chii..chii. karte sharm se mooh chupa liya.  
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Bhabhi- Chiiii.....

Kalu- Are wo nahi. Lund mat dekho. Dekhne wali baat toh ab dikhaaunga.

Bhabhi- Chiii...ye kya??###@@@@.. pahale andar daaliye ye sab.. chiii...

Uske lund ko dekhkar bhabhi ke andar ek ajeeb saa jwalamukhi fat gaya tha.


Kalu- Are keh raha hu naa, usko mat dekhiye, usko najarandaaj kar le, aur mai jo karne jaa raha hu uspar dyaan de. Ye dekhiye meri ungali ko dekhiye.

Kalu ne apni ek ungali bahaar nikali.

Bhabhi usko dekhne lagi.

Jald hi bhabhi ne ye dekha, ki Kalu ne apni wo ungali apne lund ki taraf badha di. Lund par pahunchte hi usne apni iss ungali ko lund ke agle hisse par ghumana shuru kiya. Waha uska precum kaa load jama huaa tha. Uss gaadhe dravy me kalu ne apni ungali ko ache se deebo kar beego diya. Fir ungali ko thoda tedha kar lete hue uss precum dravy ko apni ungali par beetha liya.

Bhabhi hairaan- pareshaan aur ek ghinn- umas bhar lekar ye sab dekhti reh gayi thi.

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Tabhi kalu ekum se chalaang lagaakar bhabhi ki oor kud pada.

Ufff..

Bhabhi ko pata chalne se pahale hi usne bhabhi ko seedha apni baho me bhar liya tha.

Ohhh..
Yaad rahe bhabhi abhi bhi nangi hi thi.

Usne nangi bhabhi ko piche se apni baho me bhar liya tha.

Nange badan ko iss paraaye mard kaa touch hote hi bhabhi tharthara gayi. Wo ek ajeeb si behoshi me chali gayi.

Akhir wo ek paraaye mard kaa sparsh tha. Aur wo toh full nangi thi.


Tabhi, Kalu ne ek hath bhabhi ke nange pet par rakh diya. Ab aur najdik khinch lete hue kalu ne bhabhi ko poori tarah se apne shikanje me fasa liya.

Bhabhi kuch soch naa paa rahi thi. Uski sanse fooli hui thi.

Tabhi kalu ne apna mooh uske kaan ke pass le aya. Itna pass ki Kalu ke hont bhabhi ke kaan chu gaye.
Ab ek madak awaj me wo bhabhi ke kaan me bolne laga.

Kalu- "Shuuu....sune..ye mere liye bada jaroori hai. Abhi abhi tumne toh 2 mardon ki ungali ka swad chakha hai. Kahi aisa naa ho ki kisi aur ko hi malik samajh baithogi? Aurate toh aurate hoti hai. Jaldi kisike bhi behkaave me aa jaati hai. Wu kaa hai ki, bhains ko apne malik ki taste kaa ache se pata hona bada jaroori hota hai."

Itna bolkar kalu ne apni wo precum me gili ho rakhi ungali ko upar laya, aur seedha bhabhi ki hont par laga diya.

Ohh..

Bhabhi- Chiiu...Wyaakkk...thuuuuu..thooooo...what the fuck....

Kalu- Shuu....shu...shuu...suno...kuch nahi hota...kuch nahi hota..swad lo..Haa####.Aapko pata hai? jab hum Bazar me koi bhains kharid lete hai, toh usko apni thook chatwa dete hai. Taaki wo bhains apne malik ko yaad rakh sake. Toh...".bass ankhe band kar lo, aur kar gujar jaao..jaisa abtak kiya hai. Ek achi bhains ki tarah...kyunki uss Birju ko bhi chakh liya hai tumne. Toh mere liye ye bada jaroori hai. Ab aap ek kaam karegi. Apna mooh kholkar jeebh se apne malik kaa swad deemaag me daal logi. Yaha moukafarsht anjaan marad bahot ghum rahe hai. Kahi koi meri bhains naa chura le?


Itna bolkar kalu ne apni uss ungali ko bhabhi ki mooh me ghused diya.


Bhabhi- yaawkkkkkkkkkk....wyyuuukkkkkk....

Bhabhi ko ulti jaisi aa gayi.


Kalu- Shuu...shuuu...aram se..aram se...Are kuch nahi..kuch nahi...achaa hai..waise toh lund hi mooh me dene wala tha. Magar sharafat se ungli de raha hu. Fat se chakh lo. Aur waise bhi, parso din toh ghol ghol kar pee gayi thi. Yaad hai naa?

Bhabhi ne ankhe hi band kar li.
Bhabhi ek ajeeb confusion stage me chali gayi thi. Uska man naa, naa kar raha tha. Magar badan kuch aur hi keh raha tha.

Usne apne aap, apna mooh khol diya tha, aur jeebh nikalkar Kalu ke precum ko chakh liya tha. Use pata chale bagair.

Uffff..

Uske khud ke badan ne usko dhoka diya tha.

Kalu- Ahhhaa...bahot badhiya. Ye hui naa meri bhainswa. Ab meri ungali mooh me hi rakh ke meri baat ko ache se suno.

Bhabhi - umhhhh....no..please..

Kalu- Mai yahi keh raha tha ki, mai chahata hu ki aap aise hi nangi jaakar apne andhe sasur ko apni special chaai peelaogi.

Bhabhi- ummhhhh...what..nahi...please nahi...

Ankhe band kar ke sitkaar chodte hue bhabhi reply dene lagi. Jaise wo nashe me ho.


Kalu- Jara socho, aisi daring dikhane ka mouka baar baar nahi ayega. Iss ghar ki achi bahu hai naa tu?

Bhabhi- No way.....please nahi..Bilkul nahi....

Kalu- Bhabhi pleazzze naa.. muzhe samajh nahi aa rahi dikkat kha hai? Birju ne toh sab dekh liya hai..aur aapka sasur poora andha hai. Toh paraoblem kya hai?

Bhabhi- Please naa kalu jee. Mai ye nahi kar sakti. Aur aap ye baate band karo..please...muzhe andar se kaisa toh lag rha hai..

Kalu- Thik hai..Akhir koi jabardasti nahi hogi aapke sath. Chale, aap poori nangi toh nahi jaa sakti. Mai samajh sakta hu. Magar ye kapada pahankar toh jaa sakti hai naa? Ye Apron? Ye lijiye. Ye pahan lijiye. Uss din ki tarah.  Ye toh pahan kar  jaa sakti hai naa?

Wahi kitchen me latkaya huaa Apron kalu ne utha kar hath me liya.

Kalu shatir khiladi tha. Bazaar me hajaaro soude kiye the usne.  Wo ache se janata tha ki aurat ko 2 options diye jaane par wo kum risk wala option fataak se choose kar leti hai. Bhabhi ke sath bhi yahi huaa.

Bhabhi- Nahi naa Kalu jee.

Kalu- Ye lijiye, iss se aage se kuch nahi dikhega. Waise bhi wo andhe hai. Magar aap itna keh rahi ho toh aapki tasalli ke liye isko pahan sakti ho. Apne iss garib malik ki pagal farmaaish samajh kar kar lo. Yaa fir qween ko chunoti samajh kar kar daalo. Yaa fir ek achi bahu samajhkar kar lo. Par kar dalo. Humko badi khushi milegi. Ye lijiye, mai ye apron ko mai pehna deta hu.

Issbaar bhabhi mana naa kar saki.

Ufff....

Usne bhabhi ko Apron pahana diya.


Ohhh...


Kalu badi achi plan ke sath, ek ek step aage badhate badhte, bhabhi ko todate jaa raha tha. Isliye wo jaanbujhkar bhabhi ko aisi situation me daal raha tha, jiss se wo jalil ho. Wo aaj uske har nakhare ko, uske har ghamand ko, uske har gurur ko todne wala tha. Kalu usko apni hi najaro me itna giraane wala tha ki bhabhi ki laaj hi khatam ho jaaye. Wo bhabhi ko samaj ki har maryada ke paar le jaane wala tha, jiss se bhabhi saare rishte bhoolkar Kalu se  khud chudaayi ke liye gidgida jaaye.

Kalu kaa ye secret plan tha.

To be continued...

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Gale me, aur kamar me lace ke sath bandhane wala wo sexy apron Kalu ne bhabhi ko pahana diya.

Kalu- Ahhhaa..kaa khatarnaak lagti ho iss kapade me aap? Chale, ab toh aage se sab dhak gaya! Badhiya. Chale ab aur 1 cup chaai garam kare. Waise unke samne hi taza taza nikalkar special chaai banane kaa plan tha hamra. Magar jaane dijiye. Aap toh bahot hi khussfuss gayi ho. Toh aapki halat dekh kar subah wala hi doodh daal sakat ho aap, jo wati me nikal ke rakha hai. Dekhiye, kitna kaam asan kar diya aapka? Ab jaldi se banayiye, aur lekar aayiye bahar. Apne sasur ko dene ke liye.


Kalu ne khud ne Gas jala diya aur uspar thandi ho rakhi chaai ki bartan rakh di.

Kalu- Mai bahar intzaar kar raha hu.


Aisa bolkar kalu bahar gaya.


Uff..

Ab bhabhi keval ek apron me confused atma bankar khadi thi. 

Ab ye Apron toh aap sab janate hi hai. Isme aage ek tang kapada jangho tak hi dhak pata tha, aur piche se bhabhi poori nangi nangi thi.


*****

Kuch 5-10minute ho gaye the.

Bahaar Kalu intzaar karte baitha tha.

Tabhi, 

Ufff...

Tabhi,
Bhabhi hath me Chai kaa Tray lekar kitchen se bahaar aa gayi.

Ohhh...

Uske chehare kaa rang uda huaa tha, aur uske hath thad-thad kamp rahe the.

Bhale hi uske sasur andhe the. Magar kisi bhi bahu ke liye aisa kuch karna bada mushkil hi tha.

 Bhabhi ne toh kabka plan bana liya tha, ki jo bhi karna hai, wo unki kursi ke piche khade rehkar karna hai. Seedha samne nahi jana hai.

Ufff...

Bhabhi ko dekhkar Kalu khush ho gaya. 

Udhar Birju ke kuch palle nahi pad raha tha. Ki ekdum se bhabhi andar jaa rahi hai, fir bahar aakar nangi hokar doodh de rahi hai, fir ekdum se uthkar ghusse se fir andar jaa rahi hai, fir apron pahankar ghabraati hui bahaar aa rahi hai????####.


Ab, sabse pahale bhabhi ne apne sasurjee ko dekha.

Unki kursi abhi bhi ulti deewar ki taraf thi. Thodi si halchal se lekin pata chal raha tha, ki shayad sasur jee sach me jage hue hai.

Ye dekhkar toh bhabhi aur dar gayi.

Kursi ke piche khade rahne kaa plan sochakr ab bhabhi ne thodi himmat jod li.

Aur ab sasur jee ki taraf chal padi.

Ufff..

Bhabhi bass wo apron pahani hui thi. Piche se puri nangi.

Uske piche piche Kalu bhi chal pada.

Birju wahi sofe par baitha tha.

Bhabhi Jaise hi birju ke baaju se gujari, uski ankho ne piche se bhabhi ke matakte pichwadwon kaa najara dekha. 



Ab bhabhi pahale dinning table kaa area, aur fir poora Hall cross kar ke sasur ki kursi ke pass aayi. 

Ufff..

Wo kursi ke piche hi khadi rahi.

Jaise hi wo sasur ki kursi ke pass aayi, waha ek ajeeb si bachaini thi. Sasur ki ajeeb si smell bhabhi janati thi. Wo smell paakar bhabhi ke andar ek alag hi dar fail gaya tha. Haa. Magar romanch bhi apni jagah par fudak fudak nach raha tha bhabhi ke andar. 

Uska seena joro se dhadakne laga. Aise kampte hatho se bhabhi ne apne sasur ko piche se touch kar ke jaga diya. Fir joro ki awaj lagaakar ye jataya, ki unke liye wo chaai lekar aayi hai.

Kursi par sasur ummmm..ummm...karte hue kuch der baad me baat ko samajh gaya. Wo angdaayi me tilmilaane laga.

Ab bhabhi piche hi khadi rahkar kursi ke stand par Chaai rakhne lagi.

Magar, 
Ab aisa nahi tha ki chaai rakh di, aur nikal gye.

Koi garam liquid cheez ho toh bhabhi ko apne hath se pilani padati.
Warna sasur ke kampate hath gira le sakte the.

Aur, ye aisa koi liquid khilaane ke liye waha 1 patela(katori) huaa karta tha hamesha.


Toh, 
Bhabhi ne wahi patela utha liya aur piche khadi rehkar hi usme Chai dalkar thandi kar ke pilaane lagi.


Ab aise peelane ke liye bhabhi ko piche khadi rehkar aage hath dalne ki kawayat karni pad rahi thi.  

Age ki taraf zhukne ki wajah se bagal ke neeche apron uth gya tha. Iss wajah se side me khada Kalu bhabhi ke boobs kaa ekdum ache se najara dekh sakta tha.
 
Usme sasur ke kampte hath bhabhi ke hath ko lag rhe the. Ek do baar toh uske hath seedha bhabhi ki chaati par bhi touch huaa. 

Par ye roj ka tha. Bhabhi ne iski taraf dhyaan nahi diya. 


Ab kalu thik aage aakar sasur ke samne khada ho gaya. 

Kalu iss pal kaa maja le raha tha. Kabhi bhabhi ki muskilon ko dekhkar hass raha tha, toh kabhi sasur jee kaa chaati se lagata hath dekhkar romanchit ho raha tha.

*****

Sasur ka bhabhi ki chaati par lagta hath dekhkar issbaar wo muskuraya. 

Uske khuraapati deemag me kuch shaitaani khayal aya.
Wo muskuraate hue kuch sochne laga.

Idhar bhabhi ki sasur ke hath se bachte hue unko chaai peelane ki kasarat chaalu hi thi.

Jab bhabhi thoda jyada hi aage badhkar chaai uss patele me daal rahi thi, tabhi mouka dekhkar kalu chuchaap dabe paav se bhabhi ke piche ho liya.


Aur..
Uff....

Jab bhabhi achi khaasi samne zhuki hui thi, tabhi iss harami Kalu ne ekdum se chupke se 
bhabhi ke piche hokar bhabhi ke apron ki gale ki wo lace ki ganth hi khol di.

Uff..

Ohh..my..hod...

Ye kya kar diya usne?

Ufff...

Jaise hi wo lace khul gayi, bhabhi kaa apron kisi natak ke parde ki tarah dhadamm se uski chaati se girkar kamar se latak gya.

Ohhh..my..hod..

Bhabhi ke wo dono boobs aise bahar nikle, jaise sasur jee se khelna chahte ho.

Ohh..my..hod...


Ek hi pal me bhabhi ke wo vishaal extra large size wale mumme uske sasur ke chehre aur gardan ke pass nange latak gaye.

Jab bhabhi ko ye pata chala....

Tab,
Haayeee..ufff..umhhh....ishhh sab eksath bahaar nikale 

Uska pura badan 1 zhatke me kamp utha. Uske jism se jaise uski jaan nikal gayi.

Uske toh rongate khade ho gaye, aur usko aisa jabardast zhatka laga ki wo jagah par hi uchal kar reh gayi.

Aur issi uchalan se bhabhi ka balance hi bighad gya. 

Ohh..my..hod..

Ye kya ho gaya?

Ab support ke liye aage bhabhi hath tika hi nahi saki. Kyunki uske ek hath me garam chai ka cup tha. Toh dusare hath me pakadi garama garam katori thi. Bhabhi sasur par naa hi Cup gira sakti thi, aur naa hi wo garma garam katori.


Ohh.my..hod..

Ye kya ho gaya bhabhi ke sath?


Ufff..

Uske samne toh 1 hi pal me dharma sankat khada ho gaya.


Toh nateeja kuch yu huaa...

Wo apne vishaal mumme lekar apne sasur par jakar gir padi.

Dhadammm....dhoommm...

Ufff...

Oh..my..hod...

Bhabhi apne sasur par apne boobs par land ho gayi thi.

Ohhh..

Wo sasur ke piche khadi thi. Toh iss wajah se uske mumme sasur ki ek side ki kaan aur gardan par aake dhass se gye.


Ohh..my..hod...

Itna hi nahi..
Isi hadbadahat me ye huaa ki, Uss garam chaai ki kuch chinte sasur ke ang par jaakar gir padi. Uska sasur chatko me zhulas gaya, aur khud bachne ke liye unhone bahu ke hath aage se pakad liye.

Ohhhh...

Ye kya huaa?

Bada jalim Dharm sankat!

Nazara kuch yu tha..
Ab piche se zhuki hui bhabhi ke dono hath sasur ke kandhon aur gale se hokar aage chaai ki Cup aur katori pakde hue the. Jaise sasur ko baaho me bhar liya ho.

Uff...

Aur uske nange mumme sasur ki ek side ki kaan par, aur unki gardan par buri tarah se dhass chuke the.

Ohh..

Bichaari bhabhi turant hil bhi nahi paayi.

Kyunki,

Ek toh sasur par chaai girne ka khatra tha, aur dusra ab toh sasur ne aage hath bhi pakad rakhe the uske.

Uffff...bichaari....


*****

Aurat ke boobs kaa wo garm sparsh jaanane ke liye ankhe hone ki jaroorat nahi hoti. 

Andhe Giridhar jee bhi turant pehchaan gaye.

Jaise hi wo Komal, Mansal, Ubhare hue gubbaron ka majedar ehsas unke gardan par huaa..wo Buddha pure josh me uchal pada.

Chashme ki andar hi uski ankhe chamak si gyi.

Wo mansal sparsh aur baby-bottle large size chuchiyon ki chubhan se wo budha phat se jaan gya, ki ye kisi aurat ke nange mumme hi hai.

Usne turant apni gardan thodi aur ek taraf zhuka li aur boobs ki taraf ho liya.

Ohh..my..hod...

Iski wajah se bhabhi ki dikkate toh aur badh gayi. Kyunki ek taraf hone se ab uske sasur kaa gaal uske ek mumme ke niche poora ghuss gaya, aur ab bhabhi kaa mumma sasur ke gaal par poora chadh gaya.

Ufff...

Budhe sasur ki safed sakht dadhi uss komal boob par jaise hi chubh gayi, bhabhi ke toh rongathe khade ho gaye.

Ufff...


*******

Harami Kalu ye kand kar ke kabka chupke se fir se samne aakar nirdosh khada ho gaya tha.

****

Yaha bhabhi badi hi lajjit awastha me ek ajeeb si situation me fas gayi thi. 

Uska kisi aur chiz par dhyaan hi naa raha. Kaha kalu aur kaha birju? Iss wakt wo bass apne boobs ko bachaane me lagi thi.

Uss bichaari ko kuch samajh nahi aa rha tha. Wo pair ki kalai par apna bhaar roke hue, apne sasur ke ang se jitna ho sake utna door rahane ki koshish kar rahi thi.

Bhabhi ne pair uthaane ki koshish ki, magar koi fayda nahi tha. Iss wajah se toh wo aur jyada sasur ki god me chali gai.

Uff..

Toh ab rotalu chehara lekar sasur ke hathon se khudke hath chudaane ki koshish karne lagi.

Magar ye bhi naa kaam aa saka. Usko jald hi pata chal gaya ki, uske ek hath me garam chaai ki Cup hai, aur ek hath me chaai se bhari katori. Wo jara bhi hilne lagati, toh Sara garam sasurjee ke upar gir jata.


Wo bichaari ko waise hi khadi rehna pada.

Ufff...

Idhar Kalu aur Birju dono ye najara sans rokkar dekh rahe the.

Ek piche se, toh dusra aage se.

Bhabhi ko toh sharm se jaan dene kaa man kiya.

Uff..



******

Aisa madhosh sparsh paakar ab uss Buddhe ka pura badan pahale se 2 guna kampane laga. Jaise usme sargarmi bhar gayi ho.

Dhad-dhad, ....dhad-dhad...

Badan ke iss kampan kaa faydaa uthaate hue wo buddha apna gaal bahu ke mumme par aur jyada tarike se, aur joro se ghisne laga.

Ummhhhaaa...auchhh...


Bhabhi ke mooh par chaaye hue reactions dekh kar koi bhi bata sakta tha, ki use wo budhi safed dadhi kitna chubh rahi thi?

Ufff...

Bichaari.

Uss budhe ki badalti hui harkaton se bhabhi ko pata chal gaya ki akhir wo budha bhi toh mard jaat hi hai. Matlab harami. 

Uske gaal ki sarpat se bhabhi ko pakka pata tha ki, uss budhe ki next manjhil kya hai!

Wo budha apne sar ko ghumakar ghasitate le jaakar kone tak pahunchna chahata tha. Aur uss kone ki kagaar par bhabhi ki khadi chuchi thi.


Ohhh..my..hod...

Matlab uska sasur ab bhabhi ki ek chuchi hi mooh me pakadne chala tha.

Ohh..

Iski pahal bhi usne shuru ki..

Ohh..my..hod..

Wo kisi bhi wakt chuchi tak pahunch sakta tha, aur lapak kar mooh me le sakta tha. 

Ohh..kya sharmindagi se bhara pal tha bhabhi ke liye?

*****


Ye pata chalte hi bhabhi ne phat se apne hath se chaai ki Cup aur katori dono hi chod di.

Ohhh...

Jaise hi bhabhi ne hath se choda, wo garma-garam chaai sasur ke badan par jakar yaha-waha gir padi.

Ufff....Chuuuuurrrrr...

Jaise hi garam chaai ke chatke lage, wo buddha bada dard se tilmila gaya aur chilla pada.

Ufff...

Bhabhi bhi kya karti bichaari? Use ye karna hi pada. Uske pass aur koi chara nahi tha.

Logon ki najar me toh Bahu ne sasur je ko chaai se jala diya tha.

***

Jaise hi wo chatka laga tha, sasur jee ne bhabhi ke hath chod diye the, dard se tilmilaane laga tha.

****


Isi mouke par bhabhi ne apne aap ko chuda liya tha.

Ohhh...
Wo baal baal bach gayi thi.

*******

Giridhar jee kaa tadapna dekhkar Kalu phat se doud gaya, aur pahale toh sasur jee ki kursi ko piche ghumaa diya. Aur ab niche baithkar chaai zhadne laga.


Idhar bhabhi sharmsaar khadi thi. Usne turant kamar se latakata huaa apna utha liya tha, aur apne mumme dhak liye the.

Bhabhi badi sharminda thi. 

Use samajh hi nahi aa rha tha ki kya reaction de?

Tabhi kaalu bola.

Kalu- Haayee... jal gaya kya? Lagta hai badi garam chaai thi. 

Uss chair par hamesha ek chota towel hota tha.
Kalu ne use uthaya aur ab ache se zadne laga.

Sasur abhi tak hamp rha tha.

Magar, bhabhi sharmindagi ke chalte ab waha ruk naa saki. Wo piche moodi aur apna mooh chupaate hue waha se bhaagti hui gayi.

Ohh..

Usne poora Hall paar kar liya, fir dianing wala area bhi.

Ke, tabhi..
Usko kuch samajh me aa gaya.
Wo chalte chalte ekdum se wahi ruk gayi.

Kuch samajh me aate hi usne Phatak se apne hath se apni gand chupa li.

Pichwade ko chupa lene ke baad bhabhi ne wahi khade rehkar 1 dafa piche moodkar dekha.

Ufff..

Uska shak sahi nikla.

Haa..
Kalu aur uska sasur dono ankhe faadkar uski taraf hi dekh dekhe jaa rahe the.

Ufff...

Kyunki, Kalu ne toh uske sasur ki kursi ko ghuma diya tha.

Matlab ki bhabhi apne sasur ke samne se hi apni nangi gand ko matkaati hui chali gayi thi.

Jab ye baat bhabhi ko pata chali toh, wo toh kahi ki naa rahi.

Ufff..hayeee...

Use ye besharami ki hadd lagi. Magar tbhi usko yaad aya ki uske sasur jee ko toh jyada kuch dikhata nahi hai.

Iss baat ki tasaali, aur ummid dono apne jism me bhar lekar bhabhi ab ulte paav hi piche jaane lagi.
Piche chalte wakt wo 2 baar takra gayi thi, aur 2 baar girte girte bach gayi thi.

Magar kisi bhi halat me usne Hall ki taraf apna pichwada nahi kiya.
Man hi man hajaar baar Kalu ko kos diya.

Ab bhabhi kitchen tak pahunch gayi thi. Kitchen ke darwaje se wo phat se andar bhaag gayi.


Udhar bhabhi halat wo thi. Magar idhar Kalu uss se bade shock me tha.

Kya huaa? 
Aap soch rahe honge ab Kalu ko kya huaa?

Darsal usko ek aisa zhatka laga tha ki wo dekhte reh gaya tha.

Baat ye hai ki, Kalu ko pahale se thoda doubt tha. Pichle kai din se bhabhi ke sasur ko wo shak ki nazar se najar rakhe huaa tha. Use doubt tha ki, daal me pakka kuch kala hai. Usne 1-2baar thoda notice kiya tha budhe sasur ke expressions. 

***

Jab bhabhi samne se gujar rahi thi, tab darsal ye huaa tha.

Jaise hi bhabhi mood gayi thi, idhar Giridhar jee shock se uchal pade the, kursi par. 

Kalu kursi ke piche khada tha. Usne ye sab range hatho pakad liya. Budhe Giridhar jee ki body language me huaa badlaav kalu jald pehchaan gaya. 
Tabhi kalu kaa shak aur badh gaya, jab budhe ne turant apne lund ki jagah par kampta hath le jaakar waha thoda sehlaya tha.

Iss se toh kalu ko air doubt ho gaya. Toh, Kalu ne piche se, chupke se dhadamm kar ke Giridhar jee kaa kala chashma hi utha liya.

Ufff..

Giridhar jee ki, yu badi hokar dekh rahi safed ankhe aur unn ankho ki putali kaa takmak badalna Kalu ne saaf saaf pakad liya.

Kalu ne ekdum se chashme ko hataate hi Giridhar jee range hath pakade gaye the. Jaise hi wo pakade gaye, budhe ne turant apni ankhe badal li. Kuch bahaane se turant unhone ankho ki putaliya safed kar li. Aur ankhe michmichi karke dekhne lage. Jaise unhe kuch dikhaayi nahi deta.

Ohhh..

Iss se Kalu ko saaf saaf pta chala ki Giridhar jee toh andhepan kaa natak kar rahe hai.

Ohh..my..hod..

Iska matlab?
Budha sasur toh 1 number kaa harami nikla?
Wo kabhi andha tha hi nahi. Bass yeda bankar pedha khaa raha tha aaj tak.

Ohhh.. bichaari bhabhi!! Wo toh apne sasur ko poora andha samajati hai.


 Budhe ki najaron se najara dekhne ke liye Kalu ne bhi apni ankhe michmichi choti kar li. aur unn ankhon se jaati hui bhabhi ko dekha.

Uff...

Gori chamdi wali, apni badi dikki ki gand ko matkakar chalne wali nangi bahu use saaf saaf pata chal rhi thi. 


Bhabhi kitni badi galatfaimi me hai, ise soch kar Kalu romanch se bhar gaya. Wo joro se hasne laga.


*******


Ab thodi der me wo bhi kitchen me aa gya. 

Uske chehre par ek ajeeb si hasi thi.



Jaise hi Bhabhi ne Kalu ko dekha, wo bhadak kar boli. 

Bhabhi- Ye sab aapki wajah se huaa hai..uffff..haayee...

Kalu- Are maine kya kiya hai? Maine kuch nahi kiya.

Bhabhi - Haayee..what the fuck??? Ye sab aapki wajah se huaa hai. Aap naahi muzhe ye karne par majboor karte? aur naahi ye sab hota...ufff..Mai toh kahi ki naa rahi...Pata nahi meri lace kaise khul gayi?


Kalu- Are wahi toh. Maine toh Chaai pilaani boli thi, Doodh nahi....ha.ha..ha..ha..

Bhabhi- Shut up...Bakwas band Kare.

Kalu- Ha..ha..ha.. Sorry ..sorry...Magar wahi poochna tha. Aapki lace kaise khul gyi?

Bhabhi- Muzhe bhi samajh nahi aa rha meri lace kaise khul gyi?

Bhabhi Kalu ko dekhne lagi...
Dekhte dekhte shak ki najar se dekhne lagi.
Kalu- Are hamka kaa dekh rahi hai? Hum toh aapke aage hi khada tha. Dekha tha naa aapne?
Ulta aapke sasur ko toh maine hi saaf kiya. Warna aap toh unke upar chaai dalkar bhaag aayi.

Bhabhi- Haa..aap toh aage hi khade the..
Haayeee dyyaaa...Muzhe toh badi sharm aa rhi hai.. ye mere sath kya ho gaya? Ye maine kya kar diya? 

Kalu- Are kuch nahi...fikar naa kare..unhe kuch bhi nahi dikhta. Maine khud tasaali ki hai. Rattu bhar bhi ankhe nahi hai unki.

Ye bolte wakt Kalu andar hi andar hase jaa raha tha. 

Bhabhi- Are kaise explain karu ye aapko? Dikhta nahi, par mehsoos toh sab kar hi sakte hai..ufff..haayee...pata nahi mere baare me kya soch rahe honge? Ishhhh....Haayeee..Lilly.. ye kya kar diya tumne??

Kalu- Bhabhi, aap khamokha tension le rahi ho. Kuch nahi samjhme aya unko. Wo toh garam chatko me haayee haaye karte rahe the. Aur ye sab itni jaldi me aur hadbadahat me huaa tha ki, waha khade birju ko kuch khavar tak nahi lagi. 

Bhabhi- Sach?

Kalu- Haa..Sach.. 

Bhabhi- Aapke mooh me shakkar. Bhagwan kare yahi sach ho. Warna jo bhi waha kuch huaa, uska koi explanation nahi hai mere pass. Thank you so much.....###@@@@ he bhagwan ummid hai ki aisa hi huaa hoga? mai toh itni dar gyi thi, ki thik se yaad bhi nahi kar paa rahi hu ki, waha kya kya huaa?


Kalu- Dekha?? Kuch aisa hi haal aapke sasur kaa bhi tha. Sasur kaa chodo hum sabka tha. Toh aap tension naa lo. Wo ek hadsa tha. Aur usko hadse ki tarah hi soche.

Bhabhi- Haa..aapne thik kaha. Magar Chahe jo bhi ho..par ye sab huaa toh aapki hi wajah se hai. Pata nahi muzhe Jalil karne me kyu lage ho aap?

Kalu bass hasne laga.

Bhabhi - Chale..Mai bhi iss hadse ko bhoolna hi chahati hu. Khair, aapki inn harkaton me mera khana banana reh hi gaya. Aapko khaani hai naa Fish? 

Fir bhabhi ghumkar fish banane me lag gyi.

Bhabhi ki dhadkane abhi bhi tej thi.

*****



Kalu waha khade rehkar bass hasta jaa raha tha.


Bhabhi- Are itna kya has rhe ho? Chup ho jaao. Mai pahale se sharminda hu.

Par kalu toh ulta aur joro se hasne laga.

Bhabhi- Kya hua? 

Kalu aur joro se hastne laga. Pet pakadkar hasne laga.


Bhabhi- Pagal ho gye ho kya? Batao na? Aap muzhe aur sharminda kar rhe ho.

Kalu- Ha..ha..ha..ha...


Bhabhi- Aree??? Ufff...kuch laga hai kya? Mere badan pe kahi kuch lag gya hai kya?

Kalu- Nahi.. nahi...bhabhi..kuch nahi...

Aisa bolkar fir se hasne laga.

Bhabhi- kya bataoge?
Kalu- Kuch nahi bhabhi, jaane do. Aap nahi samajh paogi? 

Bhabhi- Bhaad me jaaye aap.

Kalu- Ha..ha..ha..Mai bass yahi soch rha tha ki, 'andha kya jaane Basant ki bahar? par yaha toh "choukidaar hi chor nikla" Ha..ha..ha....


Bhabhi- kon choukidaar? Konsi chori? Aur konsi bahar? Muzhe kuch samaz nahi aa rha.

Kalu- Ha..ha..ha..rehne dijiye...rehne dijiye...

Bhabhi- Sach me bhad me jaayie aap. Muzhe bahot kaam hai. Jaao bahar aap aur apna kaam kre. Aur ab mai kapade pahan rahi hu. Jitna huaa bahot huaa.

Kalu- Ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..###@@@@@

Bhabhi- Are fir has rahe ho? Akhir mamla kya hai?
Kalu- Kuch nahi bhabhi...kuch nahi..aap mat soche sab. jaane do.


Bhabhi- Jaayie toh fir...


To be continued...

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             Part 10


Ufff....

Waha jo bhi kuch ghata tha, wo sab bemisal tha.

Kalu harami toh abhi tak hass raha tha.

Ohhh...Budha Sasur toh 1 number kaa harami nikla.
Ab bhabhi ko ye kon batayega?
Wo toh apne sasur ko andha samajkar pata nahi kya kya karnewali hai? (Ye hum bhabhi ke exhibitionist kirdaar ke kand me aage dekhne wale hai. Bhabhi apne sasur ko andha samajhkar bahot kuch karnewali hai. Stay tuned)



Khair,

Abhi ke liye toh Bhabhi sharmsaar aur bada guilty feel kar rahi thi. Apne budhe sasur ki safed daadhi ki chuhan usko abhi tak mehsoos ho rahi thi. 

Wo guilty toh thi, Magar sath me kalu ki ajeeb ajeeb farmaish se uske andar ki chanchal Lilly charam romanch par thi. 

Ek bhabhi ke liye ye sab bada humiliating tha, magar ek exhibitionist ke liye Kalu ke dwara aisa majboor karna kisi tohafe se kum nahi tha.


Waise bhi, Kalu ne kaha tha, ki iss baar wala khel aur gehara hoga. Toh jaisa usne kaha tha, thik waise hi ho rha tha.

Pata nahi ab kaha jakar rukne wala tha?

Bhabhi ke man me bass isi gehare khele ki baate chal rahi thi.

Use khud nahi pata chal rha tha, ki wo kalu ki har baat kyu man rahi hai?


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Ab bhabhi ne saree pahan li thi.

Jo bhi hone laga tha waha, use yaad karte karte man me hajaaro vichaaron ki ladhayi lekar wo khana banane me lag gyi.

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Idhar Kalu ne bhi bhabhi ko thoda savarne kaa mouka dene kaa socha.

Toh wo aur Birju dono chat par chadh gaye. Jo bhi finishing bachi thi, use wo poora karne lage.


Tabtak idhar bhabhi ne jald se khana banaya.


Aaj ki dish thi "Fish kadhayi."

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Kuch 1hr ke baad.

Kuch der baad bhabhi ne bahaar awaj lagaayi.

Bhabhi- Suno, khana tayaar hai....


Kaam niptaakar pahale kalu niche aya.

Bhabhi ne usko  khana lagane bola.


Birju ko awaj dekar Kalu uss din ki tarah saare bartan  1-1 karke  bahar le gya.

Bhabhi ne kalu ko dekha. Use ek baat samajh nahi aayi ki, koi shararat kiye bina Kalu khana fatafat kaise bahar le gya?


Ab thodi der baad bhabhi rotiya lekar bahar ayi.

Aakar dekha toh wha kuch bhi nahi tha.
naa hi khane ke bartan, aur naa hi Birju...


Bhabhi- Are??? Ye kya hai? khana?

Toh, Kalu wahi harami panti ki muskaan chehare par chadhaate hue bola.

Kalu- Maine kha tha na ki aaj kaa khela uss din se double gehra hoga.!!  Aaj plan kuch alag hai...bhabhi jee... Hum soch raha tha ki, aaj khana aapke bedroom me baithkar khayenge. Toh rotiya upar bedroom lekar chalo.


Ye sunkar 1 pal ke liye bhabhi ki dhadkane ruk gayi. Surprise bhara chehara lekar Bhabhi poochne lagi.

Bhabhi- What? Kya?

Kalu- Haa...aapke bedroom me baithkar khaayenge. Sasura kisi sasur kaa beech me natak nahi chahiye.

Bhabhi - What? Ye kya keh rahe hai aap?

Kalu- Aur Haa ek aur baat..Mai chahta hu, jab aap upar aaogi...

Kalu itna bolkar bich me hi ruk gya.
Thoda hass diya.

Bhabhi ne thoda intzaar kiya, magar uss se raha nahi t9h bhabhi ne poocha.

Bhabhi- Are what????kya? Upar aakar kya?

Ye puchte wakt bhabhi ki sanse fool gayi thi.


Fir se harami panti wali hassi ke sath Kalu bola.


Kalu- Acha..Toh sun le. Toh jab aap upar aaogi...toh aapko fir se nangi hona padega. Isiliye toh upar intzaam kiya hai. Toh room me aate hi apni saree ko utaar  fek dogi aur poori nangi ho jaaogi. Aaj nanga khana parosa jayega. Uss din ki kasar aaj poori karni hi hogi.

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ka gala sukha pad gaya.
Wo chehare ke expressions badalte hue ghusse se kuch kehne jaa rahi thi,

Tabhi, bhabhi ki baat ko rokte hue kalu bola.

Kalu- Aur Haa.. pata hai..pata hai..Muzhe pata hai ab aap kya kahne wali hai....## Aapka deemaf thik hai kya? Pagal ho gaye ho kya? Battamiz insaan...bhraa..bhraa..bhraa..Mana karogi, galiya zhadogi. Par ye sab karne se pahale mai kuch baate clear karna chahhta hu. Toh dhyaan se sun le.

Bhabhi hakkabakka reh gayi.

Kalu- Toh Pahali baat toh ye hai ki, Abtak hum 2 mard aapke ghar pe hai. Aur hamara ye rasleela kaa khela kab se chal rha hai. Magar, Itna sabkuch hokar bhi kisine bhi jabardasti haath lagaaya aapko? Kisine hathapaayi karne ki kosis ki? Nahi Naa? Toh kehne kaa matlab ye hai ki, Hum apni maryada me hai aur aage bhi aapse wada raha ki, koi rattu bhar ki bhi jabardasti nahi hogi aap par. Haa, kuch mastibhari manmaani ki hai hamne, Magar,  ek limit ke bahaar? Aapki 'NAA' matlab humra wahu stop ho gaya jee.

Bhabhi hairtangej najaro se sun rahi thi.


Kalu- Rahi dusari baat toh, Hum jaise 2 garib majdooron ko pata nahi aisa mouka fir Kabhi milega bhi yaa nahi? Wu kahate hai naa, " jawani 4 din ki mehman hoti hai," bhabhi. Isme aise kuch  masti bhare aur pagalpan wale kisse naa ho toh kya hi jiya? Toh hum dono toh bass isko jee lena chahate hai, aur iski yaade marne tak apne sath rakhna chahate hai. Aur aapko bhi mashwara hai ki, aisa thoda pagalpan jee lijiye. Waise, aapka bhi kya kehna? Aapne bhi khub kiya, khub diya. Itni hamari farmaish poori ki. Bass ek akhari dafa kar gujar jaayiye. Hum dono jindagi bhar tak aapke gulaam bane rahenge.


Kalu ki ye baat sunkar bhabhi ke kaan garam ho gye.
Magar,  Tharkipan ke sath sath Kalu ne badi gahri baat bhi kar di.

Bhabhi ko toh samajh hi nahi aa rha tha ki kya jawab de?
Pahle bhabhi badi ghussa ho gayi thi, par kalu ki  aage baat sunkar wo bhi sochne pe majboor ho gyi.

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Bhabhi- Kaisi baate hai ye? Mai nahi jaao aap.


Kalu- Are bhabhi kaahe nakhare dikha rahi hai itne? Ek toh wahi kaam karne bol rahe hai, jo pahale 4-5 baar aap kar chuki hai. Jab kitchen me aap saree pahan rahi thi, tabhi mana karnewala tha. Kyunki baad me toh aapko utarna hi tha. Par socha koi nahi, saree utarte hue dekhne kaa apna ek alag hi maja hota hai.


Bhabhi- Ahhhaa...how dare you?

Kalu- Aur kahne ki baat toh ye hai ki, kahi naa kahi aapko bhi ye tharkipan pasand hai.

Bhabhi- What? Shut up...

Pakde jaane par jo bhaav hote hai thik waise hi expression bhabhi ke chehre par aa gye.

Kalu- Aur nahi toh kya?

Bhabhi- Kya bakwas kar rahe ho? Mai aisi kuch baate nahi karna chahati..


Kalu- Are sune toh. Upar toh aaj khel aur gehra honewala hai. aur bhi bahot kuch hai bhabhi. Aap ek baar upar toh aao. Aapko bhi maja aa jayega.


Bhabhi- Dekho, aisa kuch bilkul nahi Hone wala. Muzhe nahi aana upar.

Kalu- Bhabhi ...bhabhi..bhabhi..Fir wahi baat? He bhagwan, aapko manana bada mushkil hai.
Har baar apni hi Rath laga baithati ho.
Lekin hum bhi dheet hai. Toh hamri bhi suno, agar aap nangi parosti ho, tabhi hum aapki Fish khayenge. Warna nahi chahiye khana humko.
Aap mat aao upar. Hum waise hi khali plate me hath dhokar uth jayenge.

Bhabhi- What the fuck? Ye kya hai? Ye kya hai baccho jaisi harkat?

Kalu- Par agar upar aane ka faisla karti ho, toh hum samajh jayenge ki aapne hamari baat kabool li hai.

Bhabhi- Shutup.. how can you blackmail me like this?

Kalu- Iss baar bhabhi lekin puri nangi hona. Koi agar- magar nahi. Apron-wipron, chaddi-baddi, kuch nahi chahiye. Kapade ka katra bhi nahi chahiye. Sar se paav tak bass tum, aur kuch nahi.
Thik jaise suhagraat me apne pati ke samne hui thi.

Bhabhi - Shut up...kya bake jaa rahe ho?


Ye sunkar bhabhi ke andar ek ajeeb si khalbali mach rahi thi.

Bhabhi- Chiii..ekdum chup ho jao.. battamiz,  besharam, ye kya bake jaa rahe ho? How dare you?...bhaad me jaao aap dono. Khana nahi khana hai toh mat khaao.


Par kalu bina sune waha se jaane laga..


Bhabhi piche se chillane lagi...par kalu seedhiya chadh ke upar aa gya.

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Bhale hi bhabhi ghussa jata rahi thi, magar andar se wo bhi hill gayi thi. Ek ajeeb si bachaini usko romchit kiye jaa rahi thi. Dhadkane badh gayi thi, sanse fool gayi thi, aur ek sath Kai khayal aane lage the.

Wo itna romanchit thi ki nangi hone se jyada, wha upar aur kya kya hoga? iske baareme sochne lagi thi.

Magar, kitna bhi kuch ho. Ek aurat ki laaj ne usko upar naa jaane kaa faisla lene par majboor kar hi liya.

Bhabhi- Mai nahi aanewali. Khana nahi khana hai toh mat khaao. Khaali pet hi nikle mere ghar se. Samjhe?

Bhabhi ne jor se chillakar ye baat kahi thi.


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Ab kuch der tak uss ghar me sannata raha.

Upar Kalu aur Birju bhabhi ki bedroom me khaali plate lagaakar baithe rahe the.

Kuch 15min waha kuch bhi nahi huaa.

Bhabhi ghuse se yaha kitchen me baithi rahi, aur upar wo dono mobile me dekhte khali plates lekar baithe rahe.

Bhook ke chalte birju ki pet me kouwe doud rahe the. Aur uske samne Fish thi. Magar wo Kalu ki permission ke bina hath nahi daal sakta tha.


Intzaar badhata gaya. Waise waise unn dono ki halat patali hoti gayi.
Unn dono ki ummid tootne lagi thi, aur unn dono ki bhook unpar haavi hone lagi thi.

Ke tabhi,
Uss bedroom kaa darwaja dhadam se khul gaya.

Haa..

Bhabhi ne ghusse se darwaja khola tha, aur andar aayi thi.

Usne dekha toh wo dono niche jameen par plates lagaakar baithe hai.
Bhabhi ko laga tha shayad wo dono upar bed par chadhkar baithe honge.

Kalu ne dekha ki bhabhi toh saree me hi thi.


Bhabhi ghusse se aage aayi aur unko khana parosne lagi.

Bhabhi kaa ghussa dekhkar kalu aur natak naa kar saka.
Wo chupchap baith gaya.


Bhabhi ne ghusse se sab paros diya aur awaj me teekhapan laate hue boli.

Bhabhi- Bina koi nakhare dikhaate hue chupchaap khaa lo dono. Khana khaa lo, aur nikal jaao. Aap dono ke liye banaya tha, aapko paros diya. Ab kha lo yaa fir bahaar le jakar fek do. Mere ghar me kuch nahi chahiye.


Bhabhi kaa ghussa dekhkar dono ne eksath bol diya.

Kalu-Birju- Khaa..rahe hai..khaa rahe hai...

Bhabhi- Good. Tabtak shuru kare. Mai garma garam rotiya laayi.


Aisa bolkar bhabhi fir se niche aa gyi.


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Ab kuch der me bhabhi garma garam rotiya lekar gayi.

Ab bhabhi ne dono ki plate me  1-1 roti daali.


Wo dono niche mundi dalkar khaane lage.


Unko rotitya dekar bhabhi uthkar apne bed ki side me  chali gayi.


Kalu bhi bina  upar dekhe khaane laga.

Tabhi,

Ufff...

Tabhi,
Ekdum se uski thali ke samne koi kapda aa gira.

Uff..

Tabhi aur ek kapda aakar gira.

Ohh..my..hod...
Wo kapade dekhte hi kalu kuch samajh gaya, aur usne turant upar dekha.

Ufff...

WOW....

Upar dekha toh uski najaro ne ye hairtangej najara dekha. Ohhh....bhabhi abtak poori nangi ho chuki thi. Aur nikala huaa blouse bhi uske hath me tha.
Aur usne wo bhi kalu ne samne fek diya.

Ohh....

My......

Hod.....

Ab bhabhi waha poori nangi thi.

Ufff.

Akhirkar bhabhi ne Kalu ki ichaa poori kar hi daali thi.

Yes...

Apne bedroom me 2 paraaye mardon ke samne fir se nangi hokar bhabhi khadi thi.

Uff..


Bhabhi ka ye surprise dekh Kalu khushi se pagal ho gya. Birju kaa toh kabka kaam ho gaya tha. Aaj wo kitne surprise zhelne wala tha?

Halakhi thodi der pahale aise hi puri nangi hokar unke samne lagbahg 30 min tak khadi thi, par bhabhi ko harbaar nangi dekhna matlab ek gajab ehsas tha.

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Idhar bhabhi sharm se ab unn dono ke samne aayi.
Wo dono bhabhi ka fir se nanga badan ghurne lage.
Unka ghurna dekhkar bhabhi shaminda ho uthi.
Wo baar baar hath se apne nange badan ko chupaane ki koshish kar rahi thi, khass kar ke ape chut ke upar hath rakh rahi thi. Toh upar  apne baal chaati par laakar apne mumme bacha rahi thi.
 

Fir ek lambi sans lekar wo unn dono ke samne neeche baith gyi. Aur ab Fish parosne lagi.

Ufff...

Aaj bhi wo dono ke beech me jagah chodkar ek dusre ke samne baithe the.

Toh khana parosne ke liye bhabhi ko unke beech aana hi pada.

Ohhh...

Aaj wo dono itne nazdik baithe the, ki bhabhi mushkil se unn dono ke beech me sama paa rahi thi.
Upar se shatir Kalu ne ek taraf aise bartan lagaaye the ki waha 1 vishesh angle me hi jagah bachi thi.

Ohhh...

Ufff..ye toh bada mushkil ho gaya bhabhi ke liye.
Jab usne apna mooh birju ki oor kiya, toh piche gand Kalu ke mooh ke thik samne aa gayi. Aur ishar aage uske mumme jaise Birju ki plate me aa gaye.

Ab toh aur badi mushkil samne thi bhabhi ke liye.
Kyunki ab usko Kalu ko parosna tha.
Iska matlab birju ki taraf pichwada jaanewala tha.

Ufff...
Wo birju ko pahali baar piche se apni gand dikhaane wali thi.

Wo chalbichal ho gayi magar lambi sans bharkar ab wo Kalu ki taraf mood gayi.

Ohhh...
Birju dekhta reh gaya. Wo piche se bhabhi ki chut ko pahali baar dekh raha tha.

Wahh..kya gand thi!!


Idhar Bhabhi ki halat sharmsaar aur majboor ho gayi thi.


"Kare toh kya kare? aur chupaaye toh kya kya chupaye?"

Do paraye mard uske neezi parts ko aise  taad rhe the, ki uske jism par rongate khade ho gaye.



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Ab dusara kuch parosne ke liye wo fir se Birju ki Oor mood gayi.

Tabhi Kalu ne piche se bhabhi ko touch kiya.

Bhabhi sehma gyi.

Ab samne se nangi hokar parosne wali bhabhi dekhkar kalu ki himmat badh gayi thi.

Usne bhabhi ki gand par issbaar 1 fatka hi jada diya.

Satakkk....

Bhabhi- Aunch....

Bhabhi ne bass aunch chod di. Usko toka nahi.

Ye dekh ab Kalu harami hasi majak ki baate karte karte beech beech me bhabhi ke jism ki chedchad nikalne laga.

Kabhi idhar udhar soft touch karke bhabhi ko gudgudi karne laga. Toh kabhi halke fatke markar bhabhi kaa hora badan gulaabi karne laga.

Jab gand samne ati, toh hath kulhon se chut tak utarta. Aur Jab mooh samne aye, toh hath gale se utarkar mummo tak badata.

Bhabhi uske hath ko har baar chitkaar deti, aur khana parosne me lag jaati.

Birju toh aise dekh rha tha jaise chut me khud ghuss jayega.

Dono full maje le rhe the.
Ab kalu ki harkate badhne  gyi. Khela gehara jo tha!

Wo kulhon ko kabhi masalne laga toh kabhi jor se phatka marne laga.
Aage mummo ko bhi mouka dekh ke dabane laga.


Bhabhi chupchaap uski harkate sahan karte hue khana paros rahi thi.

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Ab pura khana paroskar ho gaya.

Unke plates me lajij fish, curry ke sath bade Shahi andaaj me saja di gayi thi.


Wow..

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Ab wo dono khane par aise toot pade, jaise barso se bhooke ho.

Dono lapak lapak ke rotiya todne lage.

Pahala niwala nigalte hi kalu ke mooh se tarif nikali.

Kalu  - Wahhhh..ummmhhhh...bhabhi jee ye kya hai? ahhhhaaaa...kya swadisht machali banayi hai bhabhi apne? Ummhhh....Chicken ka Chicken aur Machli ki Machali. Kamaal ho aap. Ummm..biwi ho toh aisi.....

Birju- Ummhhhaaaa...
Birju ke mooh bhi "ummmmm" nikal gya.


Wo dono kante nikalke Fish khane ka maja lete hue chust khane lage. Pakka jyada se jyada time lekar khaane wale the wo dono.

Akhir samne aisa nazara ho toh jaldi kisko hogi?

Wo janbujhkar jyada time laga rahe the. Kyunki khana khatam toh bhabhi waha se jaane lagi.

Bhabhi tabtak unke samne hi baithi thi.
Jab bhi koi kuch mangata wo unhe paros deti.

Kalu- Ummmm....kaa swad hai...Kahate hai, jo bhabhi achi Machali banati hai, uska dil bhi bada hota hai.
Kyu Birju? Bhabhi ka dil bada hai naa?

Itna bolkar wo hass diya.

Birju bhi sath me hasne laga.

Bhabhi ne sharm se upar bhi nahi dekha.

Kalu- Kash, itne bade dil wali hamari biwi hoti....

Birju- Hummmm...

Kalu- Arw Birjuwa..toh kya huaa..biwi nahi toh bhabhi toh hai hi....Hai naa bhabhi?
Ha..ha..ha..ha..

Bhabhi ne kuch reaction nahi diya.

Kalu- Sun liya birju? Bhabhi haa bol rahi hai..
Ha..ha..ha..ha..

Birju bhi hasne laga.

Kalu- Hum dono bhi kya naseeb wale hai..Aisa khana aur aisi bhabhi kaha milegi? Aur khana aur bhabhi mil bhi jaaye toh bhi, aisi parosnewali  kaha milegi???

Birju- Jee...Haa..bilkul.

Birju toh kum baat karne wala aur sharminda tha.

Kalu- Aapne dil khush kar diya bhabhi. ...ummhhaa...Wo jra rassa daal do.

Fir bhabhi unn dono ke samne ghutno pe zhuki aur pahale kalu ko, fir baad me birju ko  rassa parosne lagi.

Kalu- Aaahhh..rassa bhi bilkul aapki tarah hua hai..bilkul teekhaa teekha..pine me  zhatka de jaa rha hai.

Kalu bhabhi ki har baat pe lene pe utara tha. Zhuki hui bhabhi ko dekhte hue wo bola.

Kalu- Birju, Tumka pata hai?

Birju- Kaa?

Kalu- Koi bhi aurat jab kisi bhi vyakti ke samne zhukati hai toh, kya dikhai deta hai?

Ye sunte hi bhabhi sharmsaar ho gyi.

Birju- Kaa dikhayi deta hai?

Kalu- Are budbak, 'Sanskar'...ha..ha.h..ha..ha..

Ha..ha..ha..ha. ha..ha..

Wo dono hasne lage.


Kalu- Chalo aur batao?
Birju- Haa
Kalu- Wo kya hai, jo ladaki pahali baar karwati hai toh jor se chikhti hai?

Birju Hass pada. Phir sochkar bola.
Birju- Kaa?

Bhabhi ke toh pure ang par rongate khade ho gye. Harami kalu uspar comment karte jaa raha tha. Aur uspar 2 mard aisi gandi baate uske samne kar the the. Aur wo shikayat bolti toh kya bolti? Khud nangi baithi thi.

Kalu- "Kaan me ched."

Ye jawab sunkar birju joro se has pada...

Birju- Are sasura...."Kaan me ched" ha..ha..ha..ha..

Kalu- Tum kaa soch rahe the?

Birju- Kuch nahi..ha..ha..ha..

Kalu- Re budbakkk.., gande kahi ke###...

Fir wo dono hasne lage..



Kalu- Chalo, aur ek batao....'Aurat ki wo konsi aisi cheez hai, jo hamesha gili rahti hai.
Ye sunte hi sach me bhabhi ne apne hath se apni chut ko dhak liya.


Uff..

Jaise hi wo dono dekhne lage turant hath hata diya.

Birju- Pata nahi...

Birju Kalu ke ye chutkule sunkar lagataar haste jaa rha tha.

Kalu- Chat, tum kuch soch nahi paa rhe..upar deemag khali hai kya? Samne hi dikh rha hai, use dekh kar toh batao?

Birju- Nahi jee..kuch soch nahi paa rhe..

Kalu- "Jeebh" Are jeebh..budbakkk..jeebh..


Fir wo dono hasne lage..
Bhabhi andar hi andar sharm se mari gayi...
Kalu sahi khel rha tha.


Kalu- Bhabhi, issbaar aap batao. Ise toh aap ache se janati ho.
Wah kon si cheez hai jise pakadna achaa lagta hai, par use pakad ke zhukne par dard hota hai?

Bhabhi ne ghusse se naa me sar hilaya.

Kalu- Are ise toh aapne kai baar pakda hai..fir bhi nahi bata paa rahi?

Bhabhi ne kuch bola nahi...

Kalu- bhabhi, "zaadu"...Mai Zaadu ki baat kar rha hu.....Ha..ha..ha..ha..

Dono has pade.

Kalu- Bhabhi ye toh pakka pata hoga aapko. Aap roj deti hongi apne pati ko.

Bhabhi- Excuse me???###%%%%

Kalu- Suhagraat ke din Patni Pati ko kya deti hai?

Bhabhi Sunnn chup rahi...



To be continued....

[Voltz]