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New episode- 13 - " Honeymoon se ghar wapasi" 

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Episode 13 - " Honeymoon se ghar wapasi" 




Part 1- 



Kalu har subah ummid se ata. Fir darwaje par Golu kaa chehara dekhkar wahi khambe ko lath maar leta.

Pichle 4 din se uske sath yahi ho raha tha.
Wo itna udaas ho gaya tha ki uski tabiyat utar gayi. Jab se wo bhabhi se mila tha, tab se uske kaale chehare par hamesha ek rounak khili rahati thi. Mahas 4 din me uski ye rounak urarkar uska chehara sukha saa lagane laga.

Ek toh kala, aur ab sukha bhi.


Aaj 5th day tha.
Wo aaj bhi subah subah apna udas chehara lekar aya tha. Use laga tha kum se kum 15din iss Lalia- Majanu kaa ghumne ka plan hai. Simila, Manali, kashmir...aur pata nahi kaa, kaa?

Usne murzhaaye hue hi dppr- ring bajaayi aur doodh ko naapkar bharne laga.

Kuch der baad darwaja khulne laga.
Tarrrrr..tarrrrrrr...

Use Golu kaa chehara bhi nahi dekhna tha, toh kalu ne pahale hi doodh thaili me bhar ke rakha tha.


Hath badhakar wo thaili dene laga...

Uffff...
Ke tabhi,
Usne najook kalayi wala hath darwaje ko dhakelta huaa paya.

Ufff...my....hod...

Waha se aage poora scene slow motion me chalne laga.  Waha ki hawa bhi slow motion me ho gayi, aur wo darwaja bhi slow motion me hi khulne laga.

Tarrrr...krrrrrrrr...tarrrrr...


Darwaje ki karrrr...awaj ke sath sath ab waha kangan ki khankhan ki awaj bhi baj uthi.
Aur sath me kalu ke kano par Chan Chan Payal ki awaj bhi aa padi.
Magar wo bhi slow motion me.

Channnnn....Channnnn.......

Abhi adha darwaja khula hi tha ki, kalu ko ek madmast perfume ki sunagdh mil gayi.
Uss mahak se jaise wo subah ki hawa tarotaza hokar waha kaa watavaran sadagi me badal gaya.

Uss vishesh perfume ne kalu ke mashtishk ko kuch samjha diya tha. 
Josh, chetana, sargarmi, jaise sath me hi uske jism me ghuss gayi. Kalu kaa murzhaya chehara ekdum se chamak gaya. Kyunki, Wo iss khushboo ko janata tha.

Usne phat se ankhe upar kar ke dekha...

Ufff..
Toh ab wo darwaja poora khul gaya tha, aur samne uski wo jannat ki pari khadi thi.

Jiski ek zhalak paane ke liye taras gaya tha kalu, wo sakshat darwaje par khadi thi.

Matlab uski bhains wapas aa gayi thi.


Kalu ankhe faad kar aise mata- mat dekh raha tha, jaise wo pahali baar bhabhi ko dekh raha ho.

Ufff...

Iss 5 din ki judaayi ne kalu ki najaro me bhabhi ko aur bhi nayaab aur khubsoorat bana diya tha.

Sach me....
Bhabhi aur bhi khubsoorat bankar lauti thi. 

Ek gulaabi rang ki saree pahani thi usne, jisme lal rang ke dil ke nishaan the.

Waha se aage kalu ne jo bhi dekha, wo bass lal-gulaabi hi tha.


Uska badan aisa lal gulabi bankar aya tha, jaise  wapas aate wakat Manali ki gulabi thandi sath me laayi hai.

Sath me uske chehare par aisi sadgi thi, jo piya ke pyaar ki gawahi de rahi thi.

Sadagi ke sath sath ek ajeeb thakaan bhi thi uske poore badan me, jo piya se petbhar chudaai ki gawahi de rahi thi.

Wo hosh gawakar iss haseena ke har ang ki khubsoorati ko nihaarne laga tha.



Bhabhi- Good morning kalu jee...

Idhar kalu ki ankhe aur mooh dono khule the.

Bhabhi ki wo komal awaj sunkar use toh aur bhi gudgudi ho uthi.

Kalu- Gu...gu..gu...gu...gudmaaamii...........

Uski kapkapahat dekh kar bhabhi hass padi.

Bhabhi- What? Gud..Mami??? Konse Mami ki yaad aa rahi hai aapko?

Kalu- Gggg..jiii...wooo,,,wuuu..hamra matlab tha...Gudu..marning bhabhi jee...k..k...k...k...k.....kaaa jabardast zhatka diya aapne???? Hamri toh jubaan ladkhada gayi..

Bhabhi- ufff....aap bhi naa...


Haayee..
Wahi naughty ada k sath bhabhi kaa wo "uff, aap bhi naa??" Kahana...!!...

Kalu toh iska deewana tha.

Kalu ke jindagi ki bahar 1 hi zhatke me wapas aa gayi thi.

Kalu- Ahhhaaaa....aap wapas aa gayi!!!!

Bhabhi- Haaa..hum wapas aa gaye...

Bhabhi madakta ke sath hass di.

Kalu- Aapko kaa bataaye..Kitna miss kiya....@@@###@@@

Kalu bol hi raha tha, ki tabhi bhabhi ne jabardast foorti dikhaate hue ek kadam darwaje se bahar aakar apna ek hath kalu ke mooh par rakh diya.
 

Uska mooh band karke usko  Shuuuuu....kara ke ekdum chup rahane kaa ishara kiya.

Kalu wahi ruk gaya.

Fir bhabhi ne andar ishara karte hue kisike hone jikar kiya. 

Kalu savdhaan ho gaya.

Tabhi acting karte hue bhabhi joro se bolne lagi.

Bhabhi- Areee...hum?  Golu ne bataya naa aapko, ki hum ghumne gaye the...Kal raat late laute hai.
Ajii sunte ho? Kalu jee aye hai..Doodhwale...

Tabhi andar se Rana ki awaj aayi.

Rana- Achaa...dedo usko...

Bhabhi- Thik hai...

Rana jee ki awaj sunkar kalu ki fat gayi. Wo choukanna waise hi khada raha. Par Rana toh TV ke samne andar baithe the.
Doori kaa andaza aate hi kalu thoda relax ho gaya.

Ab Bhabhi ne kalu ke hath se thaili wala doodh lete hue kaha.

Bhabhi- Plastic? Aapko pata hai naa, pahale se bandha huaa doodh nahi chahiye hame. Pahale hi bataya huaa hai naa? Ye doodhwale bade chalakh hote hai, milawat me aur naaptol me, inki hath chalakhi kon pakade? Mere ankho ke samne naap kar bartan me de dena hai....samjhe kya?

Kalu dhimi awaj me bola.

Kalu- Aree....Ye toh uss golu ke liye tha.. aapko toh hame bhi waise hi dhime dhime naapkar dena hai..
Chaati par hath ragadte poori feel lete hue kalu bola.


Bhabhi ne ankhe badi kar ke uski ye chaati par ragadne ki wali acting band karne ko kaha. Tevari chadakar Shuuu.....###**###....kar diya usko.

Kalu ne haste hue acting band kar di. Aur dhimi awaj me bola.

Kalu- Waisan...Rana jee kaa dene ki bol rahe the?
Kuch kaam hai kaa?

Bhabhi- Ruke yahi...
Aisa bolkar bhabhi andar chali gayi.

Kalu wahi khada raha. Aaj wo bada khush tha. Usne aaj baramade par lage khambe ko lath nahi mari, balki khambe kaa chumma hi le liya.



Thodi der baad bhabhi ayi.

Bhabhi- Are kalu jee..aap jara andar aao. Sahab bula rahe hai.

Rana ke hote hue andar aane ki baat ne kalu ko dhadaki bhara di.
Wo toh rotalu moo banakar Naa naa karne laga.
Par uske samne hokar bhabhi ne uspar tevari chadhate hue ishara kiya.

Ab kalu ko andar jana hi tha.

Wo dar ke maare kachraate hue darwaje se thoda andar aya. Par darwaje ke pass hi sar zhuka kar khada ho gaya.


Ke fir bhabhi apne pati se kahane lagi.

Bhabhi- Ye lijiye...aap hi dijiye..aapka hi farj hai.

Aisa bolkar ek thaili apne pati ko de di.

Rana raazhi nahi lag raha tha, magar apne biwi ki baat ko usko manana pada.

Usne wo thaili le jakar kalu ke hath me rakh di.

Thaili dekhkar kalu chounk gaya.

Kalu- Jee???jee malik? Ihhh kaa hai?

Bhabhi- Khud hi kholkar dekhiye.
Bhabhi mishkil bhari haste hue boli.

Toh, kalu ne thaili me hath dalkar usko bahar nikal diya.

Ohhhhh...wow...

"Shirt." ....
Haa,

Wo ek Nayi shirt thi.
Ekdum safed rang ki.

Shirt ko dekhkar hairaani bhari najaro se kalu poochne laga.

Kalu- Jee malik??? Ihhh kaa hai? Kameej? Kiske liye?

Rana- Haa...Ye hamari taraf se tumhare liye gift hai. Manali se laaye hai. Wo......darsal baat ye hai ki,  Gift toh bahana hai, ye toh uss din ke liye hamari taraf se Sorry hai. Wo maile shirt ki wajah se hi galatfaimi me mai aapko bhikaari samajh baitha. Toh Lilly ne hi ye sujhaya.


Kalu romharshit hokar reh gaya.

Kalu surprised ki mudra me bass hairtangej bankar dekhta raha.

Waha piche se bhabhi muskuraa rahi thi.

Rana- Dekho, size barabar hai kya? Size aur choice, Lilly ne hi ki hai.

Idhar kalu kahi kho gaya tha.

Toh Rana ne awaj chadhakar bola.
Rana- Hello...Kaha kho gaye? Pasand toh aayi naa?

Kalu dhadaam se hosh me aa gaya.

Kalu- Jee..malik??? Pasand??? Ye kaa bol rahe ho aap? Pasand nahi bahot pasand aya jee. Balki jabardast pasand aya jee. Itna achaa toh hamri shadi me bhi nahi pahana huaa tha hamne...

Ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..ha...

Rana..bhabhi..Kalu.. teeno milkar hass pade.


Kalu- Parantu malik iski kaa jaroorat thi? Ye saari waarii kiss liye?

Rana- Are aise kaise? Sorry toh banati thi.

Kalu- Hum majdoor kaa, kaa leke baithe ho malik? Aur waise toh, Memsaab ne toh usi din badi ache se maafi mang li thi. Unhon poora ghussa thookne par majbor kar dala tha muzhko uss din. Uske baad hum toh uss baat ko kabka bhool gaye the.

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ke ang par kante aa gaye aur wo thandi pad gayi. Use badi sharam aayi. 
Kamal ki humiliation bhari expressions lekar usne apna sar jhuka liya.


Kalu- Memsaab badi achi hai, malik.

Rana- Achaa???? Tumne kab sorry keh di Lilly? Bataya nahi muzhe? 

Bhabhi- Jee...wo..wo...Special Chaai Pila di thi. Haa..Aapne jo Sri Lanka se special chaaipatti laayi thi naa. ussi ki chaai.  Uske baad ye turant hasne lage the. 

Bhabhi ko kya bole kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha. Wo itna sharminda thi ki apne pati ki taraf dekh bhi nahi paa rahi thi.

Rana- Achaa.... Wo special chaai???
Tab toh badhiya hai..ha..ha..ha...
Chalo...Thik hai..... Aur Good. Baat ko bhool gaye toh.

Kalu- Aur nahi toh kaa....aisan baat ko kon ghasite? Hamre man me koi bair nahi. Aur ab toh hogi bhi nahi kabhi. Khass kar ke uss special chaai ke baad.
Ha..ha..ha...ha..ha..
Issbaar Kalu akela hass gaya.


Rana ne pahale jaise attitude me kalu ko ignore kiya.

Iske baad Rana wapas piche gaye aur morning news dekhne me lag gaye.

Jaise hi pati piche gaya bhabhi ne chehare par tevari chadhakar shikayat bhara ishara kar ke bahar jaakar khada hone ko kaha.

Bhabhi ki hui halat ko dekhkar Kalu hasta huaa bahar jaane laga. 

Ab kalu fir se ghar ke bahar baramade par aya.
Uske piche piche baad me bhabhi bhi darwaje tak aage aayi.

Bhabhi- Are you Mad???
Bhabhi uspar poora ghussa nikalne wali thi,

Par tabhi bhabhi ne dekha ki kalu toh bahar aakar niche baithkar rone laga hai.

Uska Rona dekh kar bhabhi ne ghussa chod diya.


Bhabhi- Aree kya huaa? Shirt ki size nahi fitt baithi kya?

Kalu- Kaa..bhabhi..hum yaha bhaook huee hai, aur aap hai ki majak uda rahe hai?

Wo aur jyada fuss fuss kar ro diya..

Fir roti hui shakal se hi bolne laga.

Kalu- Bhabhi jee..Sach bataau toh aajtak iss garib ko kisine gift nahi diy tha. Ye hamri life kaa pahala gift hai. Aur wo bhi aapki taraf se..aapko pata nahi, aapne kitni badi baat kar daali hai.

Uske khushi ke ansu bahane lage the.

Bhabhi usko sympathy dete hue door se hi use ishaare me samjhaane lagi. Uska pati Hall me hi TV dekhte baitha tha..
Bhabhi ki najar andar bhi thi, aur bahar bhi.

Ab bhabhi ne usko chup rahane ke liye bolte hue Kah di.

Bhabhi- Chale...Chale..kya rote baithe hai. Gift rone ke liye thodi hi laya tha? chup ho jaayiye ab. Aur ab nikal jaaye fat se..

Apne pati ko dekhte dekhte hue ekdum dhimi awaj me bhabhi usko samjha rahi thi.

Kalu ne ansu ghunt liye aur poochne laga.

Kalu- Nikal jaayiye? Aur hamra doodh?

Bhabhi- Shuuuuuuu......

Toh kalu ne phat se apni bhi awaj dhimi kar li, aur wahi dobara pooch liya.


Bhabhi- Umhhhh...ufff...Aaj nahi...

Kalu- Aaj nahi?

Bhabhi- Aaj nahi milega?

Kalu- Aaj nahi milega? Aree ihhh kaa kah rahi hai? kitne din se toh taras gaye hai...aur aap keh rahe hai aaj fir nahi? Naa...naa..aaj toh chahiye....
Ariii..hum dairy ki baat kar rahe hai..hamre customer ki baat kar rahe hai...waha wo Master jee mera roj deemag khaa rahe hai. Bolna pada bhains bimaar padi hai..kuch din nahi milega..

Bhabhi- Shuuu.....dhime bolo...
Wo chahe kuch bhii ho..par maine kaha aaj nahi. Jaayee....Aap ab chalte bano....

Bhabhi ne thos bajaate hue usko jaane ko kaha.

Kalu- Aree..kaa huaa? Video call pe toh bade sujhe hue dikha rahi thi meri bhains? Aur humka Manali aakar nikalne ki rath laga rakhi thi. Toh ab kaa huaa?

Bhabhi - Shuuu...shut up....


Ke tabhi..samne gate se Golu andar aa gaya.
Wo subah subah kahi bahar gaya huaa tha.
Shayad dukaan ko gaya hoga.

Golu ko gate par dekhte hi kalu piche hat gaya aur Samne khadi Memsab ke aage Japanese logon ki taraf zhukakar respect dene laga. Jaise bhabhi usko kuch samjha rahi hai,aur wo kuch samajh raha hai.

Golu ne bhabhi ki taraf smile dete hue respect di. Aur fir kalu ko bhikari ki najar se dekhte hue hunn kar ke andar chala gaya.

Golu andar jaate hi kalu aaj kaa mahol samajh gaya.

Kalu- Thik hai..thik hai..samajh sakat hai aaj..waisan bhi adhi raat ko loute ho..thakaan bhi badi huii hogi....Aap aaj aram kare..customer ko mai samhaal lunga. Aap fikar naa kare. kal baat karte hai..
Waise wu chodiye.. ek baat kahna chahat hai, ahhhahha..wahhhh...kaa lag rahi ha aap? Kasam se bata rahe hai, aap aaj kaa badhiya khubsoorat lag rahe ho? Aisa lagat hai, ki Manali ki gulaabi chadh gayi hai.

Bhabhi- Haa..haa.. thik hai. 
Bhabhi uski tareef se sharma gayi.

Waise unn dono ki ankhe chori chori ek dusare ko aise dekh rahi thi, jaise bahot din baad 2 premi mil gaye ho.
Khass kar ke kaalu bhabhi ko aise dekh raha tha, jaise uski biwi mayke se wapas aayi ho.



Tabhi,
Andar baithe Rana ko koi call aya.

Rana- Lilly...mera Phone kaha rakha hai? Ring ho rahi hai...Ohhh..upar hi rakha hai kya?? Bola tha niche lekar aao...

Bhabhi ke dwara jawab dene se pahale hi Rana bajata huaa mobile dhundate dhundate upar seedhiya chadhkar gaya. Aur apne room me jakar baat karne laga.



Kalu- Waisan bada Tnaku...aap toh khubsoorat ho hi, magar aapka dil bhi bada khubsoorat hai. Kaisan thank u kahu iss gift ke liye..aap pahali aurat ho, jisne mere liye gifat laya.

Bhabhi- Kal pahankar aayiyega..

Kalu- Naa..naa.naaa? Sasura pagal hu kya? Isko toh  dil se laga kar rakhunga. Jara bhi daag lagane nahi dunga poori zindagi tak..

Bhabhi- Aree..pahanane ke liye di hai..samhalkar rakhne ke liye nahi?

Aisa bolte bolte hi bhabhi andar bhaag gayi.

Kalu ko laga shayad uske pati ne bula liya..yaa fir kitchen me gas waise hi chodkar aayi hogi.



Kalu aaj ke din ke liye bada Prasanna tha.
Uski bahaar jo lout aayi thi.
Toh, 
Wo khushi khushi apna saman batorne laga.

Ke tabhi
bhagate hue hi bhabhi darwaje par aakar dhadak gayi.


Bhabhi- Sune..ye lijiye...


Aisa bolkar bhabhi ne 1 safed bottle usko de di.
Wo bottle dete hue wo bada hi jabardast sharma gayi thi.

Kalu- Kaa hai??

Kalu wo bottle hath me lekar ache se dekhne laga.

Wo freez me rakhkar ekdum thandi thi.

Fir bhabhi sharmsaar hote hue apni najare zhukaate hue bolne lagi.

Bhabhi- Aapko kya pata, kitni mushkil se chupakar laayi hu?  Wo bhi plane se....
Kal sham ko waha skating se loutkar time hi nahi mila. Ufff..aapko bhi kyaa hi batau? Khair chode wo. Idhar ye kambakht bade dard karne lage the. Toh washroom kaa bahana dekar jaldi jaldi me wahi thoda nikala tha. Hotel me di gayi fruit juice bottle me. Ab bottle ka idea aapne hi diya tha. Ab waha se apne pati se kaise kaise bachakar laayi hu, ye toh muzhe hi pata hai. Pahale hotel ki freez me. Fir aate wakt hawayi jahaz me...ufff..Wo log toh le hi nahi rahe the. Kaise toh batana pada ki, apne bacche ke liye carry kar rahi hu. Tab jakar cabin crew ki staaf ke freez me hi chupaakar rakhne mila.

Ye sunte hi kalu ki ankhe fati ke fati reh gayi.
Gotiyon jaisi ankho se hi usne kaha.

Kalu- Ahhhhhhaaaa....ye lauti naa meri bhains....ahhhaaa....

Bhabhi - Ishhhh.....

Haa..
Wo doodh se bhara chota saa bottle tha.
Shayad 300ml kaa juice ka bottle tha wo.

Kalu ne ye sunte hi wahi khol diya, aur pal bhar kaa intazaar naa karte hue khade khade hi ghataa ghat pee gaya.

Ghatakk### ghataak## ghatakkk#####

Kalu- Aabbhhhhh....wahhh...sasura kitne din se intzaar tha..Aur...ahhhaaa..haaa..kaa swad hai? Wahi mast malaayi aur tumhare badan ki khushboo ke sath. Haa magar thoda alag toh hai issbaar. Isme toh sasura Manali ki gulaab jaisi swad thi...sasuraa hum kya gulab doodh pee liye kaa?

Bhabhi sharm se hasne lagi.
Bhabhi- ishhh...aap bhi naa...

Itna bolkar wo fir se hasne lagi...

Kalu- Ha..ha..ha...ha...

Ab kalu bhi hasne laga..

Bhabhi- Chalo..niklo abhi...
Aisa bolkar bhabhi darwaja laga lene lagi.

Kalu- Thik hai. Aaj ke liye hum jaa raha hai. Hamka bhi jara aram chahiye. Wo kaa hai naa ki, khane se jyada 'khushi' pachaane me mushkil hoti hai.

Kalu ab santusht ho gaya tha. Uski bhains bhi wapas aayi thi, aur doodh bhi chakhne ko mila.

Ab wo nikalne laga.

Tabhi bhabhi ne apne ghar me 2-3 baar zhank ke dekha.
Fir jaate hue kalu ko shukk..shukkk. Kiya.

Kalu mood gaya.

Ke,
Tabhi bhabhi usko dekhkar behad sharma gayi.

Ke,
Tabhi, wo phat se moodkar uski taraf peet kar ke wahi darwaje par khadi ho gayi.

Ke, 
tabhi,usne phat se ghutno tak hath pahunchakar apni saree piche se utha li..

Ufff..
Itni utha li, ki poori utha li.
Matlab ki chutad tak.

Wow.....

Aage kaa najara dekh kar kalu ke hath ka saman gir gaya.

Ufff...

Kalu ne dekha ki, bhabhi ke gol matol chikne chutadon ke beecho beech uski gand me wo pooch abhi tak thi.

Ufff..
Ohh..my..hod...

Kalu- Arrrarrrraaaa....sasura...ab tak hai?
Isssbar kalu jor se hi bol pada.

Bhabhi ne phat se apni saree ko niche chodkar apni saree ko sawar liya.

Bhabhi- Dekhe naa!!!

Rotalu chehara banakar ankho par kalayiya ragadne ki acting karte hue bhabhi bol padi.

Fir dusare hi pal haste hue usne darwaja laga liya.


To be continued...

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Part 2


Kalu ke jaane ke baad bahu ki dincharya shuru ho gayi.
Bhabhi ne sabke liye chaai, breakfast bana liya.

Tabhi, uske bade sasural ghar ke log bahu ko milne aaye. Divya, bade sasur jee, Badi sasu maa. Aur 2 bacche. Guddi aur Munna. 

Bacchon ko chocolates mili, Divya ko mast jacket laayi thi bhabhi. Aur sasu maa ko sweater, Manali se.

Poori family ne fir mil julkar nashta kar liya, yaha waha ko baate ho gayi aur ab sab chale gaye.

Sath me uska pati Rana aur devar Golu bhi unke sath chale gaye. Family kaa kuch kaam tha shayad.

Rana- Ab Saaf safaayi me poora din ulzhi mat rahna. Phat se thoda saa niptakar thoda aram kar lena. Tumhe jaroorat hai iski. Hum jakar aate hai. 

Bhabhi- Haa..bass thode bartan hai, fir aram hi karungi aaj.




Ab, bhabhi akeli thi ghar par apne budhe sasur ke sath. Bhabhi apne kaam me lagi rahi. 5 din se ghar aurat ke bina kabada ho jata hai. Bhabhi Saaf safaayi me lag gayi. Dekhte hi dekhte dopahar ke 12 baj gaye. Sasur Giridhar jee nashta kar ke fir se so bhi gaye the aaj. 

Bartan dhone ke baad wo kitchen saaf karne me lag gayi.

Kitchen ko saaf kar ke ab wo bahar Hall me zhadu maarne pahunchi.

Wo zhadu maar hi rahi thi, ki samne sofe par baithe sasur jee ne usko awaj di.

Sasur jee- Bahu????? Wo bahu...

Bhabhi- Jee???

Bhabhi ne awaj ki taraf sofe ko dekha.
Fir Kuch samajhke wahi sharma gayi.
Kyunki,
Sofe par baitha sasur asali sasur nahi tha. Balki bhabhi kaa imaginary sasur tha. Asali Giridhar jee toh andar kamare me soye the.

Ye aksar hota tha uske sath. Akele hote hi uska naughty deemaag aisi hi utpatang harkate karne lagata.
Aur yaha toh Honeymoon ki khumaari abhi tak utari hi kaha thi? 

Sasur jee- Are bahu..Honeymoon se loutkar baaki sab se toh mil li, apne sasur se kab milogi?

Lilly- Jee...Pranam karti hu...

Sasur jee- Aur ye kya? Tumne fir se? Kitni baar batake rakha hai, fir bhi?

Lilly- Jee..wo...Mai.. hummm...ummmm...

Sasur jee- Kya, hummm hummm laga rakha hai? Bhains ho kya? Akkal ghutno me hai kya? Aise toh apne sasural ki izzat mitthi me mila dogi tum. Chal jaldi utaar ise...hamare ghar me ye sab nahi chalta...hamari khandaan ko ye shobha nahi deta, ye pahale hi bataya hai tuzhe.

Apne imaginary sasur jee se bhabhi badi duvidha me pad gayi. Use samajh me hi nahi aa raha tha, ki kya kare? Wo sharm, haya, dar, parhej se bhar gayi.
Uske andar ek alag hi chul mach gayi.

Wo fir se hummm..tummmmm...karte wahi badi hi uncomfortable tarike se wahi khadi rahi.

Sasur jee- Aree? Khadi kya ho? Saap sung gaya kya? Warna hum aakar utaar denge. Khandaan par daag, sasuri....###₹₹₹###@@₹₹₹

Sasur jee ne ekdum jor ki awaj me apni bahu ko dant diya.

Ab kya?
Bahu ko apne Sasur ki baat manani hi thi.

Lilly- Jee.wo..umhhh..ufff..thik hai..

Aisa kahkar sharm se ankhe jameen ki taraf karke khadi ho gayi. Tabhi usne dekha ki darwaja toh khulaa hi hai.

Aur fir pahale darwaja band karne ko jaane lagi.

Sasur jee- Ruk...kaha jaa rahi hai?

Lilly- Jee....Darwaja lagaane.

Sasur jee- Kyu? Hotel me bade kide the tuzhme? Waha kaise darwaja kholkar hi kapade utaar diye the? Toh ab kya huaa? Wo kuch nahi..yaha bhi waise hi karegi...pahale kapade utaar ke poori nangi ho jaa..baad me shaan se jakar darwaja laga. Sasural ke liye garv andar se dikhana chahiye. 

Hotel ki baat Sasur jee ke mooh se sunte hi Lilly chounk gayi. Lajja se poori mar gayi. Wo counk kar sharm se sasur jee ko dekhne lagi.

Sasur jee- Aise kya dekh rahi ho? Tumhe kya laga, muzhe kaise pata? Wo beta hai mera. Saput mere ghar kaa! Apne baap ko nahi bataayega, toh aur kisko bataayega? 
Chal, jaldi utaar ab.

Apne Sasur jee ki ye baat sunkar bhabhi lajaa se poori bheeg gayi. Apne pati ko koste hue Lilly ab apni gulabi saree utaarne lagi.

Udhar Darwaja khulla hi tha, aur idhar sasur giddh ki tarah, laar tapkaate use dekhe jaa raha tha.

Uffff...

Badi hi asahaj awastha me patthar dil pe rakhkar Lilly nirwastr ho rahi thi.

Akhirkaar ek ek karke Lilly ne apne saare kapade utaar diye.

Wow...

Ufff...

Ab poori nangi hokar wo apne imaginary sasur ke samne khadi ho gayi.

Sasur apni bahu ki jawani aur khubsoorati dekh kar pagal ho gaya.

Sasur jee- Wahhh..ye huii naa baat. 

Nangi hote hi ab Lilly bhagkar uss darwaje ke pass gayi, aur sabse pahale wo darwaja band kar liya.

Tarrrrrrr...dhadam....
Darwaja band hone ke baad uski jaan me jaan aayi. Usko dhak dhak sanse thodi normal ho gayi.

Ab,
Wo fir se aakar poori nangi awastha me sasur jee ke samne khadi ho gayi.

Sasur jee- Wahhh...Ab lag rahi hai tu iss ghar ki bahu. Shabasss....

Aiss bolte hue sasur jee uske badan ko aise ghurne laga ki Lilly paani paani ho gayi.

Tabhi sasur jee ko kuch dikh gaya.

Sasur jee- Aree...sasuraa...wo kya hai? Dekhe toh? Ghum jaa...

Toh Lilly ghum gayi.

Sasur jee- " Wahhh...re...wahhh...Maja aa gaya. Kya mast lag rahi hai tu iss pooch ke sath. Mera beta isi ke baare me bata raha tha. Apni biwi ko iss se achha gehana ho hi nahi sakta. Dekha mera beta? Hoshiyaar hai naa? Hummm...Muzhe garv hai uspar...Hummmm...
Aa..Jara ache se dekh toh le. Idhar aakar apne sasur jee ki jangh par aakar baith."

Har kadam pe bhabhi ke liye sharm ki ek next level badhati jaa rahi thi.
Wo bichaari har level par chui - mui hokar bikharti jaa rahi thi.

Bhale hi wo apne imaginary sasur ke samne thi, par laaj toh asali thi naa?

Toh, ab usko sasur jee ki baat ko manana hi tha.

Rotalu mooh banakar apne baalo ko sawarte hue wo uss sofe ke pass gayi, aur apne sasur ki jangh par baith gayi.

Ufff...


Darsal uss sofe par ek gol takiya tha. Uss takiya ko bhi bhahhi ne sasur jee ki jangh bana li.

Baithate hi uski pooch kaa Anal plug use chubh gaya.

Lilly- Siiiiiiiiiii.....uffff....

Sasur jee- Ha..ha..ha....ye toh Siiiii kar gayi...ha..ha..ha.....bahu toh...ha..ha..ha..ha....chubh gaya kya jyada?? Ha..ha..ha..ha...


Harami Buddha asie haskar bhabhi kaa ghor majak udaane laga.

Iss majak se toh bhabhi khudko bada apmaanit mehsoos karne lagi.
Par wo karti kya? Waha uska sasur jee tha.

Wo chupchaap sehati hui rahi.

Sasur jee- Ye badhiya tarkeeb nikala hai mera beta. Aurat ko aise hi control me rakhna chahiye. Uthate-baithatae wakat hameshaa use yaad ana chahiye ki, uska pati hi uske liye sab kuch hai aur sath me ye bhi akkal aani chahiye ki, wo kiss gharane ki bahu hai.

Idhar Lilly apne sssur ki jangh par poori sharm khakar mari jaa rahi thi. Upare se sasur uska majak uda raha tha.

Sasur jee- Waise bahu???

Lilly- Jee?

Sasur jee- "Hamne toh poocha hi nahi? Honeymoon kaisa raha tunhara? Ache se petbhar chudaayi toh ho gayi hai naa teri? Mere bete me dum - khum toh chokha hai naa? Usne khush toh kar diya hai naa tuzhe? Wo keh raha tha 'Ass training',  'Ass training' karke laya hu. Iss poonch se toh majboot taleem hui hai lag raha hai tumhari....ha..ha..ha..."

Lilly ko aise lag raha tha, dharti faad ke usme mooh chupa le. Wo bichaari sharm se bada hi uncomfortable feel kar rahi thi.
Sasur bhi jaan bujhkar dukhati nas ko hi badane wali baate kar raha tha.

Sasur jee- Are bol? Usne khush toh kiya naa tumhe?

Lilly- Jee....

Asahajta se bhabhi ne jawab de dala.

Sasur jee- Aur tumne? Uski saari khatirdaari toh ki naa tumne?

Lilly- Jee...

Ye wala jawab dete wakt bahu ko yaad aya, ki usne apne pati ko kaisa khush kiya tha.

Sasur jee- Wahhh...badhiya...Apne pati ko toh khush kar diya, par Sasur ka kya?

Lilly- Jee?

Sasur jee- Areee...baat samajh nahi aa rahi hai kya? Mere bete ko toh Manali Honeymoon par khush kar diya hai, Ab iss sasur ko bhi toh yaha jara Manali dikha de...bichara budha ko chalna firna bhi mushkil ho gaya hai..warna...Mai toh kashmir, pata nahi kaha kaha le jata tumhe....

Lilly- Jee? Ye kya keh rahe hai aap?

Sasur jee- Haa..haa. bilkul sahi samjha hai tumne.  Ab Sasur jee ke sath Honeymoon manaayegi tu. Aur apne sasur jee ko bhi utna hi maja dogi, jitna apne pati ko diya tha. Waise bhi jara dekhu toh kaisa taleem kar ke laya hai Saput Mera? Ass training, Ass training laga rakha hai, jara dekhu toh kaisa training diya hai? 



To be continued....

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Part 3




Issbaar toh sharm ki saari hade paar ho gayi...

Lilly- Nooooo...ye aap kya keh rahe hai? Nahi..nahi..aisa nahi ho sakta...

Sasur jee- Are Bahu, aisa kya kar rahi ho? "Jahaa n bahu kaa peesnaa, vahaa n sasur kii khaat." Sasur jee ki seva me hi punya hai. Ye baat hamesha dhyaan me rakh le bahu. Aur waise bhi ye sujhaav nahi diya hai maine, balki Order diya hai...

Order bolte wakt Sasur jee kaa chehara aur awaj, bilkul Rana jee jaisa ho gaya tha.

Toh bhabhi ko ab chupchaap ye order manani hi thi. Iss tone kaa yahi matalb tha unki fantasy duniya me.


Wo ab apne imaginary duniya me apne Sasur jee se chudne ko raazi ho gayi thi.

Fir kya?
Uske deemag me baite imaginary sasur jee ne phat se usko samne wali glass ki teapoy par ghodi bana diya.


Ufff...

Bhabhi apne ghar ke Hall me ek kanch ki teapoy par, apni fantasy world ke sasur jee se chudne ke liye ghodi bankar wait kar rahi thi.

Tabhi uske sasur jee uske piche gaye.
Piche jakar kisi saand ki tarah wo iss pooch wali bhains ko naak se sungane lage. Fir uski poonch uthakar nangi chut ko aise dekhne lage, ki yaha aage bhabhi sharm se kahi ki naa rahi.

Uske poore jism me bass ek hi shabd bola - "Ishhhhhh....."

 
Tabhi ekdum se uske sasur ne aage hokar uski chut ke pass apni naak le jaakar uski chut ko kisi saand ki tarah jeebh lagakar sungane laga.

Lilly ne toh ankhe hi band kar li.

Iske baad uske sasur ne ek lambi gurraahat chodate hue uske chutad par 2 thappad barsa diye.

Ummmhhhhh...ohhhhhhh....uiiimmmaaa...

Fir kya?
Uske imaginary sasur ne apna lund nikalkar bhabhi ki gili chut me ghused diya.
Aur ab apne bahu ki chudaayi karne laga.
Sappppppp.....sappppppp...sapppp...

Wo kisi jawan mard ki tarah ghapaghap  
apne bahu ko chod raha tha.

Asaliyat me bhabhi uss haal me kanch ki teapoy par, ghutno par khadi hokar, apni chut me fingering kar rahi thi.

Umhhh...ufff....ohhhh...

Kuch 10 min tak chudaayi karne ke baad sasur jee ekdum se ruk gaye.

Fir bhabhi ki poonch ko hath lagaate hue bole.

Sasur jee- Budha ho gaya hu. Jamkham khatam hone se pahale dusare ched kaa bhi toh maja leta hu. Hummm.......'Ass training, ass training' badbada raha tha mera beta. Dekhe toh kaisi training di hai usne?

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ke aage dar khada hua.

Lilly- Ufff..mar gayi....

Tabhi, uske sasur jee ne khinch kar uski poonch bahar nikaal di.

Lilly ek hi dard se karha gayi.
Uiiimaaaaa.......


Actually usne hi khnich kar wo pooch nikaali thi.

Anal plug nikalte hi bhabhi ki "ass hole" kuch wakt ke liye itni badi hokar khuli ki khuli hui rahi. Wo hole kitna bada tha agar samajhna hai? toh apne hath kaa 'Angutha' aur uske baaju wali 'Tarjani' ko jod lijiye. Apne aap ek hole ban jaayega. 

Ek bada saa "O"

Bhabhi ki gand kaa ched bhi utana bada ho gaya tha. Kuch 10-12 second tak wo "O" waisa hi raha, par ab wo "O" faak- fuuk ki shape me thas-thas karte hue dheere dheere kum hota huaa chala gaya. 

Sasur jee- Wow......tumhari gaand toh gulaabi hai...aisa iss desh me dekha nahi kahi? Wahhh re wahhh...tum toh bahot khubsoorat nikali...Nasibwala hai mera beta.

Sharmsaar bhabhi apne sasur ki jubaan se apne gand ki tareef kyaa hi sunti?

Ye toh aisi baat ho gayi, 
Ki,
" Chutad pe foda, aur sasur jee vaidya. "


Lilly gand se nikaali apni poonch ab teapoy par rakhkar sasur jee se chudne ko ready ho rahi thi.

Sasur jee- Ruk...ye kya kar rahi hai? Usko teapoy par mat rakh.

Lilly wahi ruk gayi.

Sasur jee- Haa..ab dhyaan se sun le.. Aaj ke baad tere liye ye rule hai. "Aaj ke baad jo bhi teri Gaand se niklega, seedha pahale tere Mooh me jaayega.  Fir chaahe koi lund ho, yaa fir aisa kuch saman. Gaand ke baad seedha mooh me. Bilkul " Ass to Mouth" Samjhi kya?

Lilly- Jee Haa.

Abla bichaari 'Jee Haa' ke alawaa aur kuch bol na paayi.

Fir kya?
Bhabhi ne wo poonch wala anal plug seedha apne mooh me ghusa liya.

Pahale toh ajeeb si gandh se uske poore badan par kante aaye.

par ye toh uska hi banaya huaa rule tha. Sasur ki aad me. Sasur jee toh katputali kaa kaam kar rahe the.

Toh wo jaldi samhal gayi. Ulta ek ajeeb feeling se aur chut me paani chodne lagi.


Jab wo anal plug bhabhi ki mooh me gaya, tab actually usko ehsas huaa ki iski size kitni badi thi.

Wo anal plug bhabhi poora mooh me samaa hi nahi paayi thi.
Ab jakar usko ehsaas huaa ki, uski gand ne kya julm zele hai 4 din.



Tabhi,
piche se uske sasur ne abhi-abhi band huaa darwaja ungali se fir se khol diya.


Sasur jee- Wahhh...ahhhaa..makkkhann...training toh badhiya hui hai...Magar kya baat hai? Abhi bhi badi tang hai sasuri ki. Isko toh saal bhar ki punishment milni chaahiye..tab jakar ye khet pees jaayega. Ab toh ungali bhi kass ke jaa rahi hai.

Reality me bhabhi apne mooh me plug liye apni gand me ungaliya daalti khayaali chudne kaa maja le rahi thi.

Usko issbaar wali ye feeling asali ki tarah chahiye thi.

Toh,
Baat ye hai ki auraton ko ghar ki freez me jo chaahe milta hai.

Toh,
Bhabhi mooh me waise hi plug ko pakade kitchen me chali gayi.
Freez kholkar dekha toh usme Khira toh pade hue hi the.
Sasurjee ke old lund ko imagine karte hue usne ek Khira chun liya apne liye.
Aur fir wapas bahar aakar teapoy chadh gayi.

Aur ab gjodi bankr apni gand me Khira pelne lagi.

Aaj 4th day tha. Uske ass me plug daale hue. Par fir bhi taleem kum pad gayi.
MDL Doctors ki special treatments ne usko "Har baar naya" tag diya tha.


Usko ab wo khira pahale jara jor se dabana tha.
Wo khira ghuste ghuste bahar nikalkar bhabhi ki hath se gir pada.

Dusari prayaas me bhabhi apne aap aage ho gayi.

Ye dekhkar sasur jee chillaye.

Sasur jee- Kaa kar rahi hai bahu? Pahale thoda dard hota hi hai. Aise nahi karte. Apne ang ko dheela chodkar waisi hi bina hile khadi reh. Ye dard se sabko gujarna hi padata hai. Tu fikar naa kar beti.

3rd time prayas me bhi bhabhi thoda aage gayi.


Issbaar sasur jee bahot ghussa hue.

Sasur jee- "Sasura " Ass training, Ass training" bina matlab kaa chilla raha tha. Kya ghante ki training di hai? Ye asali jawani hai beta, Ye jameen aise hi naa tayaar hogi fasal ke liye? Halki jutaayi nahi, bahot gahari jutaayi ki jaroorat hai. Tabhi jaake mitthi palategi, aur dheela padegi. Fir jaake bhurbhura ban jaayegi. Fir dekhna fasal!! Jo baat hai.
Aur Iske liye ek asali saand chahiye. Jo tajurwe se majboot jotna jaanat hai! Sasura, aisa saand hona chahiye, jo ladaki ki gand me ungali dalkar chutki bajaakar poori ki poori bandi palat de."

" Haa..wo hota hai asali saand. Ye pooch wooch toh adhunik dikhawa hai. Jawar, ghee aur mirch ki rotiya khaao, aur apne hatiyaar se kheti joto. Aajkal ke mardo me ye baat kaha?"
"Ab ye kaam bhi budha baap hi karega? Are iss budhe baap kaa saand thoda kamjor pad gaya hai, warna dikha deta....upar se kamar ki ye halat. Ufff..ahhhaà....are baap re...."
"Aur sasuri ye bhains? aage aage hi jaa rahi hai. Dekh..fir se aage gayi. Kamar kaa tana huaa dhanushya baan banta jaa raha hai. Ek jagah kyu nahi khadi rahti tu.... bahu?
" Hunnn????? Iska Kuch toh karna padega. 
Kya karu? Kya karu? "

"Hunnnn samjha....Par dekho toh, Mera beta toh chutiya hi hai, Bhains ko Nakhel toh pahana di hai, magar pakadne ko kuch naa jod rakha? Buddhu kahi kaa."
"Sali, ruk ab mai tereko dikhata hu. Bahot aage aage jaa rahi hai naa???

To be continued....

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Bhai ab bhabhi or kalu ki ek mazedar story do bhai bahut din ho gye koi in dono ka update nhi aaya h

One more update and we are ready to go for biggest turning point of bhabhi's journey.

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Part 4


Pata nahi lilly kya kya badbada rahi thi.
Par ek baat thi, uski harkate dekh kar aisa lag raha tha ki, Honeymoon ki khumaari abhi tak nahi utari hai uski.

Darsal, bol sasur raha tha, magar shabd Lilly ke the.
Wo kitaabo me padhe har kirdaar ke dialogue aur boli, sasur jee ke mooh bulwa rahi thi. Jo bhi use yaad aa raha tha.


Sasur jee-  Par dekho toh,  Mera beta toh chutiya hi hai, Bhains ko Nakhel toh pahana di hai, magar pakadne ko kuch naa jod rakha? Buddhu kahi kaa."
"Sali, ruk ab mai tereko dikhata hu. Bahot aage aage jaa rahi hai naa???


Aisa bolkr sasur jee kuch dhoondane laga.
Tabhi Lilly ke pairon ko dekhte hue wo bole.

Sasur jee- Haa..ye kab kaam aayenge? Cham Cham bhi aur dor bhi. Ha..ha..ha.. chal apna ye Payal utaar ke de muzhe.

Lilly chalbichal ho gayi,
Magar ye bhi toh usiki hi idea thi. Toh jaldi maan gayi.

Ab wo khud ek pair ka apna Payal utaarne lagi.
Ek pair kaa payal utaarkar usne apne sasur jee ko de diya.

Ab sasur jee ne wo payal lamba kar ke uske ek tok ke hook ko bhabhi ki clit ring me Jada diya.
Ufff...

Ab sasur jee ne wo payal chod diya.

Ufff...
Wo Payal ab Lilly ki chut ke daane se latakne laga.

Wo Payal chammmm...awaj kar gayi thi, jab usne hath se choda tha.
Sath me uss Payal kaa ek vishesh wajan tha. Toh Uska zhatka seedha Lilly ke badan ke sabse najook hisse ko laga. Uski clit ring khinch gayi.

Haayee...
Lilly ke mooh se aunchhh.....nikal gayi.

Lekin kya khubsoorat najara ban gaya tha.
Aisa lag raha tha uski chut 'ring aur payal' pahankar suhaagraat manaane ko tayaar hai.

Ab toh har zhatke par bhabhi ki chut chap..chap..nahi, balki Cham.. Cham chillayegi.

Tabhi,
Sasur jee ne piche se wo payal ko hath me majboot pakad liya aur issbaar apna lund bahu ki gaand me utaar diya.

Aunchhhh....
Bichaari, tilmila gayi, magar thass- se- mass aage naa hui.

Kaise hoti?

Uske sasur jee ne uski chut ko hi baand rakha. Jaise kasai ke khunte se baandh diya ho.

Bhabhi ke deemag me toh sasur jee uski gaand maar rahe the. Magar waha actually me Lilly khud apni gaand me Khira utaarte jaa rahi thi.
Aur usne uss payal ko ek hath se piche se jor se pakadke rakha tha.
Uski jarasi movement kaa zhatka uski chut ke daane ko lag raha tha.

Iss see toh uska dard double ho gaya.
Discomfort double ho gayi.
Dikkat double ho gayi.
Magar,
Usme ek alag kick bhi thi.
Baad me ek ajeeb si feeling me maja bhi toh double huaa.

Aisi pagalpanti wali harkaton ki wajah se bhabhi ke andar aur jyada aag bhadak gayi. Sasur jee se chudaayi ki feeling me uske andar ki wasna aur ufalkar aa gayi.

Ab toh khud hi khire se apni gand joro se mara rahi thi. Aur Payal ko zhatke dekar wo khudko aur bhi jyada dard dene lagi.
Auraton ko bister wale kaam me dard wala feeling acha lagata hai shayad.

Waha bass aaa..umm..uff..aunch..ohh..chamm...chamm..chulll...chull ki awaje nikal rahi thi.

Ab, wo tab tak chudati rahi jabtak uska mastribution nahi huaa.

Ek dardnaak chinkh ke sath bahu zhad gayi.



Paani nikalne ke baad zhatke me uske hosh wapas aa gaye.

Aur kya timing thi?
Tabhi Rana aur Golu wapas aa gaye.

Takk..takkk..takkk..

Rana- Lilly...

Bhabhi- Aayiii....

Bhabhi ne phat se apne kapade pahan liye, aur apne aapko sawar lete hue dawaja khol diya.

Rana- Laga hi tha muzhe. Tum abhi tak soyi nahi naa? Ye sab kaam waam baad me ho jata? Pahale jara aram toh kar leti?

Bhabhi- Aapko kya pata kitna kaam pada hai? Ghar aurat ke bina narak ban jata hai.

Ye sunkar Golu mooh chupaakar apni bedroom me chala gaya.

Ab 3 baj gaye the.
Dopahar kaa sone kaa time.

Rana kab kaa sone ko chala gaya.
Ab bhabhi ne baaki kaam nipta liya aur 4 baje tak wo bhi sone ko chali gayi.



Bed par jaate hi uske pati ne apni biwi ko pyaar se bahome bhar liya.

Wo har baar seedha apne biwi ke boobs me hi hath dalta tha. Fir unko mooh me liye bagar usko nind hi nahi aati thi.
Ab bhi malaayidaar boobs ko hath se ragad kar usne blouse kholna chaha.

Bhabhi ne thakaan bhari wajah dete hue unko mana kiya.

Par,
Rana kaha rukne wala tha?
Uska ye kehna tha ki, blouse kholkar bhi toh so sakti hai.

To usne akhirkaar unn kabokutaron ko khol hi diya.

Ab bhabhi ki badi chuchiya mooh me lekar angadaayi lene laga.

Dekhte hi dekhte mahol garam hone laga.
Bhabhi mana Kar rahi thi, magar akhirkaar Rana apni biwi ko fir se uss mood tak laane me kamyaab ho hi gaya.

Sulagati aag se bachane se behtar hai ki, ek baar ki jalakr usko bujha diya jaaye.

Waise,
Niche teapoy ki imaginary kaamwasna ke baad bhabhi ko ek real wala sand toh chahiye hi tha?

Ab bhabhi dhire dhire apne pati kaa sath dene lagi.
Wo bhi tadapne lagi.

Toh,
Ab Rana ne fir se apni biwi ko ghodi banaya.
Aur ab piche es saree ko uthaya.

Ufff...

Usko jo dikha, wo dekhkar wo hairaan reh gaya.
Kyunki,
Waha wo payal abhi bhi latak rahi thi.

Darsal jaldbaaji me darwaja kholte wakt bhabhi  ko dhyaan hi naa raha.

Fir usne tay kiya tha ki, upar jaane se pahale wo utaar legi.

Magar, mouke par uski saheli kaa phone aaya, aur wo baat karte karte apne bedroom me pahunchi thi.

Aur itna hi nahi, darwaje par takk takk ki awaj sunkar, usne mooh se plug nikalkar fir se gand me ghusa diya tha.
Wo bhi kya karti? Plug toh wo bahar rakh hi nahi sakti thi.


Uff...

Rana- What? Ye kya hai Lilly?

Bhabhi ko pata chal gaya ki uske pati ko kya dikh gaya tha.
Wo ekdum se ghabra gayi.
Apne pati ko payal kaa kya hi jawab deti?
Ghabrahat me wo umm..hummm karne lagi.

Tabhi,
Bhabhi ne 1 hi zhatke me apna rang roop badal dala.
Chehare par ek submissive expressions laate hue ek madak awaj ke sath wo bol gayi.


Lilly-  Ye aapke liye aur ek surprise. Yaadgaar Honeymoon ke liye. Koi apni biwi ko aisa khush nahi kar sakta apne Honeymoon par, jaisa aapne kiya hai muzhko. Toh ye meri taraf se chota saa toufa.

Apne biwi ki ye ada dekhkar Rana pagal ho gaya.

Rana- Wow...interesting...muze ye tarkeeb kaise nahi suji? Control me teekhapan laane ke liye ye badhiya tarika hai. And kya sexy lag rahi hi hai tu iss payal me,  iska toh mai kya hi batau? Chal aa idhar. Let me take my surprise....mummm..ummmhhh..

Toh kya?
Bhabhi ki fir se chudaayi ho gayi.

Issbaar toh asli maja aaya bhabhi ko.
Rana ne jo payal khinch khinch ke diya tha.!!

Ek  jabardast chudaayi ke baad dono bister me thak ke gir pade.


Rana- Listen darling. Ab jo huaa so huaa. Hamne jo bhi kuch kiya, wo kuch fantasy ke liye kiya. Ek proper plan ke tahat kiya. Ummid hai saare kide mar gaye hai. Ab back to normal. Jo bhi hamne apne Honeymoon pe kiya, use bhool jaao. Ek bura Sapna samajh lo chahe toh. Par ab ek jimmedar aur izzatdaar logon ki tarah rahana hoga hame. Yaha uski 1 jhalak bhi nahi chahiye muzhe. Samzhi? Mere pariwar ki badi izzat hai yaha. Toh Ab se ache se rahiyo yaha.

Lilly- Yes darling.  Bilkul. Mai bhi yahi keh rahi thi.

Rana- Aur haa..wo kaalu jaise logon se thoda door hi rahiyo. Koi jaroorat nahi thi shirt lene ki usko, magar fir bhi tumhare khatir maine sorry bola use.

Lilly- Darling.  He is just doodhwala. Aur galti hamari thi, isliye kaha. Warnaa...

Rana- Fir bhi tum jara doori banaake hi rahiyo.

Lilly- Kya huaa aapko? Kuch kiya kya usne?

Rana- Kuch nahi..bass aise log hamari bhalaayi kaa fayda uthaate hai. Its not safe.

Lilly- OK...OK.. samajh gyi...ab chaliye,  thodi der sone dijiye muzhe.

Rana apni biwi ko baahome lete hue bola.

Rana- Ufff..hum bhi pagal hi hai naa? Kya kya kar rahe the Honeymoon par waha, flow me.ufff...haayee dayya...ab sochkar kaisa toh lag raha hai....

Lilly- Haaa..naa..

Rana-  Waise, Manish kaa naam lete hue bada acha lag raha tha tumhe..

Rana ne ekdum se majak udaate hue kaha.

Lilly ekeum se sharma gayi. Use kuch ajeeb si feeling hui. Chounk kar apne pati par dantatne lagi.

Lilly- Ufff...shiiiiiiiiii......what Rana jee?

Rana- Haa..Sach me..ha..ha..ha..

Lilly- Ishhh.... Just shut up..aap bhi naa.....kuch bhi...bilkul chup rahe aap.. aap hi ne majboor kiya tha, aur ab muzhpar bill fad rahe hai???

Rana- Aur hotel me toh tumne kahar hi kar dala tha. Ufff....wo waiter toh poori zindagi bhar bhool nahi sakega tumhe. Uske samne toh kya jalwa bikhera tha tumne?

Lilly- Chup rahe naa...mai uske baare me kuch nahi baat karna chahati. Aur aap pagal ho gaye hai kya? Sasur jee ko kyu bataayi?

Rana- Kya?

Bhabhi ekdum se hadbada gayi. Ekdum se ghabrahat se mooh dusari taraf kar liya. Aur uske mooh se jo baat nikali thi, uske liye apni tongue ko daato tale kaatne lagi.

Rana- Are kya bataya?

Lilly- Jee, wo...ummm..hummmm...

Use samajh hi nahi aaya ki kya bole? Tabhi
Apne aap ko samhalte hue wo boli.

Lilly- Jee..wooo...contest ke baare me. Subah bade sasur jee jo aaye the.

Rana- Achaa wo..bahu ki contest jeetane ki baat toh bataani hi thi...usme kya?

Lilly- Chii...aap bhi naa....muzhe kaisa toh laga.

Rana- Are pagali..unko wo sab thodi naa pata hai?  Unhe toh bahu ke dwara contest jeetne ki khushi se matlab. Tumhe jug jug jeeyo kaa ashirwad bhi de gaye. Dekha nahi?

Lilly- Wahi toh...Mai bass uske baare me kisise kuch baat bhi nahi karna chahati aur sunana bhi  nahi chahati..basss...

Rana- Thik hai meri jaan. Jaise tum kaho.

Uske baad wo dono so gaye.




Dusare din kalu aya.

Uske pati ne jo usko baate samjhaayi thi, wo bhabhi ko jara dara gayi thi. Toh same usne Kalu ko bhi samjhaya. Usne kuch din normal behavior rakhne ki numaaish ki.

Kalu ko bura laga, magar wo iss baat ko janata tha.
Abhi filhaal ke liye use bhi yahi thik laga.


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              Episode 14

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"Ghar ki Marammad- Chapter 1"

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Ghar ki Marammad- Chapter 1


Part 1

Agale kuch din halki fulki baate hoti rahi. Par bhabhi ne bilkul saaf saaf doori banayi rakhi. Rana jee ki baate sunkar wo thoda satark ho gayi thi. Wo sab chize control me rakhana chahati thi. 

Aur waha kalu ne bhi baat ko ache se nibhaya. 
Halaki, bada taras gaya tha. Kum se kum ek baar doodh nikalna chahata tha fir se. Bade din jo ho gaye the hath lagaaye. Upar se Honeymoon ki judaayi ne usko aur zhulsa kar rakh diya tha.

Par wo halat par najar rakhe tha.

"Ilaaj se parhej bhala"
Ye baat dono jaan gaye the.

Jabtak baat normalise nahi hoti, unhone sab control me rakha.

Kalu Lomdi ki chaal rachte hue har mulakaat me bhabhi ko ishara karne lagata. Par use kamyaabi nahi mil rahi thi.

Kuch 5-6 din aise hi beet gaye.


 
Uss din har roj ki tarah doodhwala aakar khada ho gaya.

Tringg.....tringgggggg....


Kalu- Bhabhi, doodh ..doodh..

Bhabhi ne aaj darwaja kholne me kuch jyada hi wakt laga diya tha.

Dawaja khulte hi kalu kuch bolne wala tha, ki wahi ruk gaya. Uski bolti hi band ho gayi.
Kyunki use wahi manhoos shakal dikh gayi.

Darwaje par bhabhi nahi, balki Golu khada tha.

Kalu ladkhada gaya..

Kalu- Jee..chote malik aap? Aaj jaldi uth gaye?....bhabhi jee nai hai kya?

Golu bina kuch bole akadan bhari nazaro se kalu ko aise dekhne laga, Maano jaise usko shak ho gaya tha.
Golu ka akadan bhara chehara dekh Kalu thoda dar hi gaya.

Kalu apne man me bola -" ihhh...sasuraa subah subah kaha se mooh lekar aya? Aur dekh toh, kaisan ghur raha hai tuzhe? Mere Ghar rishtedaari karwane wala hai kya? Apne bhabhi ki..."

Itna ghurte hue dekhne par kalu bol pada.
Kalu- Jee, chote malik??? Aisan kaahe dekh rahe hai humka? Kuch laga hai kyaa mooh par? Yaa kuch alag baat hai?

Tabhi piche se bhabhi aa gayi.

Magar Bhabhi ko dekhte hi kalu ka dar toh aur badh gaya. 
Kyunki, Aaj bhabhi kuch alag hi dikh rahi thi.
Baal bikhre, Ankhe lal, aur chehara suja huaa. Mano ghanto bhar se roti rahi ho.

Bhabhi kaa ye haal dekh kar kalu soch me pad gaya.

Kuch pal ke liye waha sannnata cha gaya tha.

Tabhi Golu unchi awaj me bol pada.

Golu- Pakka naa? Bhabhi?

Bhabhi apne baalo me rubber lagaate hue ek ajeeb si thakan bhari awaj me boli.

Bhabhi- Haa..puch lo tum hi.

Ye suspense kalu ko aur hi dara gaya.

Golu- Kar paayega naa? Warna paise bachaane ke chakkar me adhkushal ye log kuch bhi kar ke nikal jaayenge. Hai toh doodhwala hi.

Golu ki ye baat sunkar bhabhi apne baal sawarte hue aage aayi.

Bhabhi- Pata nahi..yahi keh rahe the....
Kyu jee? Aap bol rhe the naa ki, plumbing ka bhi kaam karte ho? 

Plumbing sunkar kalu ki jaan me jaan aa gayi.

Wo ekdum se uchal kar bol pada.
Kalu- Haa jee haa..ek number....bilkul karte hai....wo bhi ekdum badhiya. bass bole kya kaam hai...??

Bhabhi- Dekha. Kabse piche pade the.... koi kaam hai toh bataao bhabhi jee, bataao bhabhi jee.. toh soche inko hi de dete hai..

Kalu- Haaa bilkul jee..boliye......kuch thik karwana tha ke?

Bhabhi- Haa.. darsal tha kuch. Kitchen ke pipe ka paani jam ho raha hai baar baar.

Fir bhabhi golu ki taraf dekhte hue boli

Bhabhi- Tumhare bhaiyaa bhi naa! Inko hajaar baar boli, ki ghar me bhi kuch dhyaan de? Par bhaiyaa tumhaare,, hunnn....ye sunte hi kiski hai? Uss din jab Divya aai thi, tab toh mai poori bheeg hi gayi thi. Pata nahi iss puraane ghar me aur kaha kaha plumbing kam aa pada hai? 

Ufff...

Divya wala rachaya gaya hadasa sunkar waha kalu gaalo me hi hass gaya.

Sath me kalu man me hi bol gaya- "Golu bacche...tu abhi bachha hi hai. Tumhari bhabhi Divya wala hadasa bata rahi hai, par tumhe kya pata uss din wo kiski bahome aur kiske jal se bheegi thi? Ha..ha..ha ."

Golu- Are bhaiyaa toh aise hi hai. Unka chod do aap. Upar se kya kya kaam aa pada unke hisse. Dekha na kaise bhagdoud lagi unki?

Bhabhi- Wo toh asie hi hai. Par unke chote bhaai? Wo bhi toh kaha dhyaan dete hai? 

Golu- Bhabhi, muzhe laga kara lenge kabhi. Leakage itna hai pata nahi tha. Warna, kabka kara leta.

Bhabhi- Haa..haa..dono bhaai waise hi ho..ek apne kaam me busy, dusra apni padhai me.

Bolte bolte bhabhi kalu ki taraf dekh boli

Bhabhi- Par aap kar paaoge naa? Nahi, dhande se toh doodhwale ho, isliye pooch rahe hai. ata hai naa ache se?

Kalu- Are kya bhabhi jee. Doodhwale hue toh kaa huaa? 3 saal se hu iss kaam me, aapko toh bata chuke hai. Hunnnn...aise hi nahi market me hai? Chote malik, Widhayak Ramaadhir jee ke yaha kaa salana repairing hum hi karte hai.
Sahar me kitno ka karwaya hai, lekin aajtak koi shikayat nahi kahi se. Pooch lo chahiye toh. Aapko bhi shikayat ka mouka nahi milega. 

Golu- Achaa..Widhayak jee ke ghar kaa aap hi ne kiya hai?

Kalu- Aur nahi toh kaa..

Bhabhi- Tab toh badhiya hai. Good. Ummid toh yahi hai. Warna mere upar aa jayega sab. Maine hi aapka naam sujhaya hai.

Kalu ko ache se samjhaate hue bhabhi boli.

Golu- Haa..kaam ache se hona chahiye. Bhabhi ne kaha isliye... Warna mai toh Salim chacha ko hi bulane wala tha. Magar unki bhi ab Umar ho gayi hai...


Kalu- Jee chote malik. Aap bilkul befikr rahiye. Bilkul badhiyaa kaam hoga.

Golu- Toh thik hai kal dopahar me aakar pahale kitchen kaa nipta dena. Baaki kaa baad me dekhte hai. 3, 4 ghante me kitchen ka khatam ho jayega naa? Pura din toh nahi lagega naa?

Kalu- Jee..bilkul ho jayega..

Kalu ne khushi se Haa me gardan hilayi.
Use yahi toh chahiye tha. Bhabhi ke ird gird hone kaa koi bhi mouka.

Golu- Thik hai fir...bhabhi ye aapka kaam ho gaya samjho fir. Wo bhi kal ke kal....waise ye chatttttt....hummm....chat kaa bhi dekhana tha jara. Barish se pahale ek bar marammad ho jaati toh, badhiya tha. 

Golu upar chat ko dekhte hue bola.

Kalu- Malik, chat kaa?

Golu- Haa.. purana ghar hi kharid liya tha Papa ne. Bhale hi bungla lagata hai, par chat toh purani hi hai. Uska bhi jara kaam aa gaya hai shayad. Kya huaa...Uska bhi karte ho kya?

Kalu- Ihhh...lo..neki aur puch puch...krte hai kya? Ho gaya samjho. Jee bata rahe hai, aapko idhar udhar dhoondne ki jaroorat hi nahi hai. Ihh kalu hai naa!! Ek hi jagah pe sab mil jayega aapko. Plumbing, Rang, chat- khapra kaa, khudaayi kaa, lakadi ka, bagiche kaa, saman ko utha le jana, majdoori..aur yaha tak ki, shadi kaa mandap, lighting...Kaa pooch lo aap? Jo bologe sab karte hai.

Golu- Are baap re..tab toh tum chalti firti dukaan ho. 

Kalu- Haa..kah sakat ho...wo kaa kare malik, papi pet kaa sawal hai. Doodh se itni kamaayi kaha rahi ab?

Golu - Par aisa naa ho ki, Sab ke chakkar me sab adhura. ek bhi dhang se naa ho? Wo kahate hai naa, "Kaam hajaar, aur galtiya 2 hajaar."

Kalu- Naahi..naahi..malik...agar aisa hota toh log chappal se marte humka.
Wu..hum akele hi thodi naa sab karte hai? Har kaam kaa ek special adami hamre sath hota hai. Hum bass kaam lete hai. Miljut kar baad me hum nipta dete hai. Iss se bahot saste me kaam ho jata hai jee..
Ab aapki Chat ke liye bhi special adami hai mere pass. Usko lekar aaunga. Iss se kaam kaa kaam ho jayega, aur hath ke niche ek majdoor bhi mil gaya. Jab usko jaroorat ho hum madad kar dete hai, aur jab humka jaroorat hai, wo aake madad kar jayega. 
Poori tayaari ke sath aayenge..aap tension naa lo. Waise aapne sahi kaha, poorane koularoo chat ghar ka saal me 1dafa toh kaam hona chahiye.


Bhabhi- Haa.. bilkul thik kaha aapne. Iss ghar ke mardon ko yahi samjha rahi hu kab se. Par meri koi sune toh naa??? Jaane do..Agar ho sake toh chat ka kaam bhi nipta lena fir.

Golu- Haa..haa.. Wo bhi nipta lo fir. Mai kal poori chutti hi le leta hu.

Bhabhi- Are..tumhara toh unit test hai naa parso?

Golu- Haa..haa..ab bhabhi ke itne taane sune, ki kya hi kare?

Bhabhi- Shut up. Pahale padhaayi dekho tum. Baaki sab baad me.

Golu- Are bhabhi, Unit test hai isliye toh kal nahi jaunga college. Waha timepass hi jyada hota hai friends ke sath. Toh ghar me baithkar poora din padhayi karunga.

Bhabhi- Chalo. Achaa huaa...magar dekh lo, study me koi disturbance naa ho. Warna tumhare bhaiyaa muzhse hisaab mangenge. Bole hai khana bhi tumhare kamre me lakar de du. Study me koi disturbance nahi chahiye unko.

Golu- Haa..bhabhi..aap tension naa lo. Mai apni study samhalkar hi karunga sab.

Bhabhi- Isiliye wo rahate hi karwana chahati thi mai. Tumhe isme padane ki jaroorat hi nahi hoti.
Par wo toh ulta ghusse se chidh jaate the mere upar. Pata hai Golu? kam- wam toh bahana tha unka. Asali wajah toh wo dhool se nafrat hai. Uss din bhi jab tum nahi the, toh inse hi kursi ke poorje nikawane pade the kabaad room se.

Golu- Achaa...

Kalu man me bol gaya- " abe sasure, tere bhaiya ki ye bimaari ke baare me agar humka pahale pata hota, toh uss din kursi ke nahi, balki tumhari bhabhi ke hi poorje nikal deta. Poora dheela dheela kar chodata. Aur upar se har ek poorje par dhul mitthi laga deta...ha..ha..ha.. chipkaliyon ke devata ne toh tumhari bhabhi ko meri zholi me laakar choda hi tha uss din. Bass chodna reh gaya tha..ha..ha..ha.."


Golu- koi nai bhabhi, Jaane do. Wo toh aise hi the hamesha. Par wo bhi kya karte? Unko toh jana pada. Ab Ghar kaa main mard nahi hai toh, uski jagah par uske chote bhai ko hi sab samhalna padega. Don't worry, Mai manage kar lunga. 

Baaki baato se koi fark nahi pada, par 'Unko toh jana pada' iss line ne kalu ke kaan khade kar diye.
Uska dill dhadhada gaya aur Wo hadbada gaya.

Kalu- Haa..Bade Saab toh bade ghussel swabhav ke hai. Uss din toh seedha bandook taan di hamre upar. Hamra toh jaan gale me aa gaya tha.wu toh bhabhi jee ne bacha liya..warna....
Waise  wo kahi gaye hue hai kya aaj? Wahi taluka kaa kaam kaa? Wu coart kacheri kaa zhanjat hi waisa hota hai. Hamra ek adami hai wuha. Chaahe toh wakilnbaai se jaan pahchaan karwa deta?

Golu- Court-kacheri nahi, wo chale gaye hai. Chale gaye matlab...kaam par.


Dhak.#####Dhak####Dhak#### 

Wakt slow motion me ho gaya aur Kalu ke andar ekdum se aisi dhakk dhakk...awaj gunjane lagi. Aur usme Golu ki ek hi line baar baar repeat hone lagi.

Chale gaye matlab chale gaye####
Chale gaye matlab chale gaye#####
Chale gaye matlab chale gaye#####
Court- kacheri nahi...wo toh chale gaye###

Kuch der tak kalu ke kaan aise hi bajne lage.
Fir wo awaj band ho gayi. Kuch pal sannnata chaa gaya jaise uske kaan kharab ho gaye.
Tabhi,
Uski naso me khoon joro se bahane laga aur uske dil me ek sannnnnn siiii chamak doud gayi. Uska chehara dard se tilmila gaya.
Usne phat se chaati par hath rakh ke paani hi mang liya.

Kalu- Bhabhi jee...Jara kuch ajeeb saa garam ho raha hai..thoda paani milega?
Uske hath pair kamp rahe the.

Bhabhi usko thodi der dekhti rahi. Bhabhi ke chehare par aise gambhir reaction the, jaise use pahale se pata ho, ki iss dard ki wajah kya hai? aur yaha paani ki jaroorat pad sakti hai. 

Fir phat se haal room ke table par rakha paani kaa glass uthakar usko de diya.

Kalu ghata..ghat..pee gaya, jaise usne aag kaa gola nigal liya tha.


Paani ghatakne se uska Ugalta huaa khoon thoda shant ho gaya, aur dhadkane ab thodi kaabu me aa gayi.

Dhadakane thodi shant hone par kalu poochne laga.

Kalu- Kaam par matlab? Wo toh jahazo me kaam karte hai naa?

Golu- Haa...emergency call ayi aur unko raato-raat jana pada. Chutti bhi poori nahi kar paaye.

Oh..my..hod..
Ye sunte hi Kalu koma me chala gaya.

To be continued...

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Episode - Ghar ki Marammad- Chapter 1


Part 2


Kalu koma me chala gaya tha.
Waha usko Chipakali ke Devta dikhe.

Chipkali ke devta haste hue kahane lage.

"Kyu? Hamne kaha tha naa?

Ke,
Ek din Mera jaadu aisa chal jaayega, 
Ke,
Iss aag se uska bhi dil machal jayega.

Tu Jamane ki parwa naa kar, 
Ye Jamana bhi badal jaayega."



Ekdum se mili itni badi good news se kalu khade khade behosh ho gaya tha.

Kalu ke liye ye good news itani badi thi ki, uske sharir ko samajh hi nahi aa raha tha, ki kaise react kare? Aur ek glass paani mangu? Ki khusi se jaan chod du?

Sach me,
Ab uski zindagi Un-ginat possibility ki kagaar par akar khadi ho gayi thi.

Kahe toh, Ye Kalu aur Bhabhi ke bich chali aa rahi Rassleela kaa sabse bada turning point tha.
Yaha se uski gaadi kahi bhi jaa sakti thi.
 
Uske man me khushiyonki fulzhadiya foot rahi thi.


Ke,
Tabhi,
Bhabhi ki kuch ajeeb si siskiyo ne use hosh me laa diya.

Wo hadbadakar yaha waha dekhne laga.
Samne dekha toh bhabhi fudak-fudak kar rone lagi thi.

Golu dwara pati ki yaad dilaate hi bhabhi ki ankho me ansu chalak gaye the, aur ab wo apna pallu mooh par odh liye fudak-fudak kar rone lagi thi. Uske gaal aur ankhe lal gulaabi ho rakhi thi. 

Ab toh uska rona aur badh gaya. Apni pallu me ansu daha kar ab toh wo fudakna fut- fut kar rone me badal gaya.


Tabhi Golu bolne laga.

Golu- Bhabhi, aap fir se shuru ho gayi? Stop.... Muzhe laga tha meri bhabhi modern khayalat ki hai. Par yaha aakar, aap bhi yaha ki auraton ki tarah ban gayi ho. You understand naa bhaiyaa kaa job? Toh fir? Aur bol ke gaye hai naa jaldi aayenge? Toh? Ab bass karo, Mat royiye....Subah se ro ro kar dekhe kya halat bana rakhi hai apni? 

Golu ki iss baat par toh bhabhi aur jyada lubak-lubak kar rone lagi. 
Kisi ke bhi rone se jaise naak bahati hai, bhabhi ki bhi bahane lagi. 
Fir ab apni gulaabi naak ko bhou chadhakar khub dem, fet, let gayi. 


Golu- "Aur wo bhi udhar? Subah jab chodne jaa raha tha, toh bhiyaa bhi poore raste bass aapki hi baat kar rahe the. Khayal rakho, dhyaan rakho apni bhabhi kaa, pata nahi kaise sasural me rahegi. Lab...lab..labb..labb...bass aapki baate.....Toh maine bhi ghusse se bol diya fir- "Haa Haa wo hamari kuch nahi lagati? Hume koi khayal nahi unka? Ye Laila majanu ka khel band karo, aur jaao apne kaam par." Ab chote mooh badi baat leni padi.
Par kya kare..aap dono toh pagal hote jaa rahe the?"

Bhabhi- Haa...haa...tum nahi jaanoge abhi. Tumhari bhi shaadi hone do....

Bhabhi rote rote shakal banaate bol padi.



Yaha Kalu jindagi se uth chuka tha. Wo putala bankar swarg ki sair par tha. 

Golu ki 1 hi line ne jaise kalu ki jindagi hi badal daali thi.

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Golu- Hello...kaha kho gaye? Wo doodhwale?

Koi jor ki awaj ne kalu ke hosh laa diye.

Kalu hadbadakar uth khada huaa..aur idhar udhar dekhne laga. Fir bol pada.

Kalu- Jee..jee..chote malik..samajh gya mai..

Uske chehare par chaayi hui khushi saaf saaf tour par dikh rahi thi. kala kaluta chehara ekdum se chamak saa gaya tha.

Golu- Are kya samajh gaye? Abhi toh paise ki koi baat hi nahi ki hai?

Kalu- Ajii..paisa??? Wo..paise ka kya? Mai toh ye bol raha hu ki, pahale kaam dekh lo..aur uske hisaab se Jo lage de dena.

Tabhi bhabhi apne ansu pochte hue bich me boli.

Bhabhi- Nahi..nahi..hame koi maharbaani nahi chahiye kisiki. Ache se kaam karo, aur jo sahi hai wahi paisa le jaao. Hamare yaha toh paise bhi advance me diye jaate hai. Golu, inse paise ki baat fix kar lo. Mai advance laati hu.

Ro- ro kar apna gulaabi chehara samhalte hue bhabhi bol padi thi.


Fir aisa bolkar bhabhi waha se chali gayi.


Ab kuch der baad bhabhi louti.

Wo kuch paise lekar aayi thi.

Tabhi usne suna ki Golu aur Kalu me kuch khusur- fusur baate chal rahi hai.

Tabhi Kalu bol pada,

Kalu- Saab, uss hisab se Aaj hi kara lena behatar hoga.

Bhabhi- Kya? Kya baat ho rahi hai?

Golu- Bhabhi, ye bata rahe the.....aur hamne calendar bhi dekha toh maloom padaa hai ki Kal toh Amavas hai?

Bhabhi- Haa, Toh problem kya hai?

Golu- Amawas me ghar ki koi repair ka kaam nahi karna chahiye. Toh kal kaa toh hone se raha. Aur parso se meri exams shuru hone ko hai.

Kalu- Yahi bataa rahe the bhabhi jee inko ki, agar baat wahi hai toh aaj hi nipta leta hu kaam ko. Humka bhi aaj koi kaam nahi hai, aur toh aur mera majdoor bhi aaj khali hi hai.

Golu- Par bhabhi, aaj mai off nahi le sakta naa. Wo submission hai aaj. Toh jana hi padega. Maine Kal ke liye plan kiya tha ye sab.

Bhabhi- Haa..toh thik hai naa..Mai samhal lungi. Tum jaao college. 

Golu ne phat se apni bhabhi ki taraf dekha.
Golu- Par bhabhi!!???

Bhabhi- Par kya? Are mai hu naa..Mai sab handle kar loongi, tum tension naa lo. Itni si toh baat hai? Aur dopahar ke time tak me sab ho bhi jayega. 
Bolte bolte Kalu ki taraf dekhte hue bhabhi fir se boli.

Bhabhi- Inki koi jaroorat nahi naa padne wali naa?

Kalu- Nahi.nahi..hum sab utha lenge..chote Saab...aap tension naa lo.

Ye baate sunkar Golu thoda chintit dikhne laga.
Usne apni bhabhi ko ishara kar ke andar kitchen me bula liya.


Golu- Bhabhi, kaam ki baat nahi..par ye hote hue aap ghar me akele??? Isliye...

Bhabhi- Are?? Toh kya huaa? 

Golu- Wo bass chinta ho rahi thi...

Bhabhi- Chinta? Chinta kiss baat ki? Ufff, Golu, kiss jamane ki baat kar rahe ho? Abhi abhi toh apani bhabhi ko modern banane ki salah de rahe the, aur khud poorane jamaane ki baat kar rahe ho? Uff..Aaj kal ye sab bada comon hai.
Aur rahi baat kaam ki toh, Ye doodhwale toh roj ke pahchaan wale hai. Ye toh muzhse pahale se iss ghar me aate jaate rahe hai. Inko toh tum muzhse pahale se janate ho. Aur kaam bhi toh bass 4 ghante ka hi toh hai? Aur waise bhi sasurji toh hai hi ghar me.

Golu- Baat wo nahi bhabhi..ye aise log hi chori -makaari ka kaam karte hai mouka dekh ke. Hath ki chalakhi inki pakadna mushkil hota hai.


Bhabhi- Chori? Ye doodhwala? Aur wo bhi mere hote hue? Usko bhains ka doodh yaad dila dungi.

Ha.ha..ha .
Bhabhi hasne lagi.


Golu- Aisi baat nahi..wo jara har pal inpar najar rakhani padati hai. Aur upar se kaam bhi dekhna padata hai inka. Warna kaisa bhi kar ke bhaag jayenge.


Bhabhi- Bhaag jayenge? Darsal inko pata nahi hai inka kiss se pala pada hai. Hum bhabhiya hai bhabhiyaa. Chaval me kankad naa bachcpaaye kabhi, inki kaamchori kaha rahane wali hai?
Tum fikar nahi karo. Akhir muzhpar bharosa toh hai naa?

Golu- Bharosa toh hai bhabhi tumpar...


Bhabhi- Toh ho gaya fir..tum aram se apna college kar lo. Mai hu yaha samhalne ko. No tension. 

Golu- Hummm...baat toh sahi hai aapki...

Bhabhi- Tumhari shakal par toh bhabhi ke liye koi confidence nahi dikh raha? Shakal pe toh 12 baje hai. Agar itna hi hai toh hum Divya ko bula lete hai.

Golu- Nahi..nahi..Divya toh 2 din se apne mama ke gaav gayi hui hai. Wo yaha hai nahi.

Bhabhi- Ohhh...

Golu- Yaa Fir "Vikas Dada" ko boola lenge?

Bhabhi- Vikas Jee? Hummm...kya wo dukaan chod kar aajayenge? Wo bhi itne se kaam ke liye. Uss din bade sasurjee dukaan ko lekar hi kitna suna rahe the? Muzhe nahi lagata unko disturb kiya jana chahiye. Aur itani si baat ke liye mai bol rahi hu kyaa hi kisiko pareshaan karna? Warna, Fir bulaane ko toh, Badi Sasumaa, yaa fir Bade Sasur jee, yaa fir Malti didi bhi aa sakti hai.

Golu- Haa..thik kaha bhabhi aapne. Pahale se hi Vikas Dada kaa dukaan par dhyaan nahi hai.

Bhabhi- Fir? Aur Mai keh rahi hu, ki kaam khatm hone tak toh tum aa bhi jaoge.. fir? Tabtak sasur jee aur mai samhaal lungi. 

Golu- Haa..yahi thik lag raha hai. Toh....Thik hai fir. Agar aap kehati hai toh. Par jara samhalkar haa bhabhi. Emergency SAS number me mera number add kar dena. Aisi koi emergency aaye toh bass chupke se button daba lena. 

Bhabhi- Tum bhi naa..kitna dar rahe ho? Ufff...Mere pyaare devar jee..Mai samajh gayi..tum bilkul tension naa lo. Mai bilkul dhyan rakhungi. Waise bhi agar tumhara college doob jaaye aise chote se gharkaam ke liye, toh tere bhaiyaa meri class le lenge. Toh better you take care of your study.

Ha..ha..ha..ha..

A..ha..ha..ha..
Golu aur bhabhi dono hasne lage.

Bhabhi- Toh, Ab tum apni padhaayi par dhyaan do.


Golu- Thik hai, bhabhi....


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Toh ab Golu kitchen se bahar aa gaya.

Golu- Wo dodhwale suno. 

Kalu- Jee..malik..

Golu- Thik hai, toh aaj 12 bje aa jana. Sara Saman aur wo majdoor bhi lekar. Dhyan rahe sab ache se hona chahiye.

Kalu- Aap jara bhi fikar mat kro- Maan lo aapka kaam ho hi gaya.

Kalu khushi se phoole nahi sama paa raha tha. Kaam ke liye itna excited majdoor golu pahali baar dekh raha tha.
Kushi.....

Aur khush hoga bhi kyu naa?.
Bade intazaar ke baad use ye mouka mila tha kalu ko. 
Ek toh uski sabse badi adchan Rana jee chale gaye the. Aur ab kaam bhi mil gaya tha bhabhi ke ghar me. Aur uske devar ko bhi kalu me zhasa de diya...
Ufff...
Haa, waise Golu ne bich me aane ka plan banaya tha. Par kalu ne badi hoshiyaari se raste me se kata aise nikal feka tha, jaise chaval me se kankad.

Wo apani khushi chupa nahi paa raha tha. Yaha se aage wo jyada kuch nahi bola. Apna saman utha liya aur chalte bana.
 

Kalu waha se bahar nikala.
Uski chaati khushiyon se fooli hui thi.
Jaate samay wo raaste se aise jaa raha tha, jaise wo koi Maharaja ho.

Wo baaki doodh baat kar ghar aa pahuncha.
Aaj uske liye special din tha.

Abhi toh bass 9 baje the. Par wo 3 ghante usko 3 din ke barabar lage. 

Kaise waise usne time nikal Iiya, aur akhir wo chal pada. 


12 bajane se pahle hi pahunch gaya.



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Tring..tong...Tring- trong..

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Tring....Tring.....tringgggggg....tong....


Der se hi sahi, par akhir bhabhi ne darwaja khol hi diya.

Ufff...

Darwaja khulte hi apna Kalu dekhte reh gaya. 

Bhabhi ne subah wali saree badalkar ab ek black color ki saree pahan li thi, aur uske bilkul opposite match hone wala Lal rang ka blouse pahana tha.

Wow...

Bhabhi kaa dudhiya badan iss black saree me kya kahar lag raha tha!!!
Ufff..
Aaj wo kuch aur hi khubsoorat lag rahi thi.

Ye khubsoorati dekh kar kalu toh 30second achammbit reh gaya.

Man me hi man sochne laga ki,
Kalu- Sasuri, sabah wali saree kaahe badal daali? Lagata hai kuch alag hi irada hai...umhhhh....

To be continued....

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Part 3



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Kalu iss wakt duniya kaa sabse khush insaan tha.
Uska chehara khilkhila raha tha.

Upar se bhabhi ki ye khubsoorati dekh wo aur bhi bokhla gaya.

Wahhh...
Kya haseena lag rahi thi bhabhi "Black aur Red" combination me?

Ufff...
Upar se aaj hoton pe blouse jaisa hi ekdum Red lipstick bhi lagaya huaa tha.

Uske ghane bhige baal bata rahe the ki wo kuch hi der pahale nahaayi hai.


Darwaja khulte hi kalu ye khubsoorati dekhne me vyasth tha.

Bhabhi- Hummmm..hummmmm....

Kalu- wu.....Gudu marning....Namaste bhabhi jee..dekha... time se pahale hi pahunch gaye.

Kalu ke kapade maile the aur uske hath me uski plumbing ke samaan ki bag thi.

Bhabhi- Haa..ha..dekh rahi hu..aur koi surprise bhi nahi hu, ki aap jaldi aa gaye. Koi wajah bhi toh nahi thi, jaldi 'Naa' aane ki.


Kalu- Jee..aap ne hi sikhaya hai, ki dhande ke sath ekdum imaandaari dikhaani chahiye.

Bhabhi- Bilkul. Toh aur bhi 2-3baate hai jo sikh lijiye iss ghar ki choukat landhne se pahale.

Bhabhi chehare par ek attitude lekar ek teekhi akkad me boli.

Ufff..
Auraton ke ye nakhare? Galat jagah par hi shuru ho jaate hai.

Aaj bhabhi jitni khubsoorat lag rahi thi, uss se kai jyada nakharel lag rahi thi.

Aaj toh wo jyada bhaav khayegi.

Usne kalu se naa hi najare milaayi, naa hi hasi milaayi thi abtak. kisi strict ghar-malkin ki tarah aise pesh aa rahi thi, jaise wo kalu ko janati tak nahi. Jaise wo bhool hi gayi hai isi doodhwale ne usko bhains banakar doodh nikala hai, jaise bhool hi gayi, ki isi majdoor ne uski chut me ungaliya dalkar uska paani nikala hai.


Par yaha Kalu ko koi problem nahi thi. Rana jee kaa jana uske liye bahot badi baat thi. 
Wo khushi se hasta hi jaa raha tha. 
Wo auratton ke ye sab nakhare janata tha. Use ye bhi pata tha ki, aaj bhabhi kuch jyada hi nakhare dikhaane wali hai.

Kalu- Bhabhi jee...Bole, bole...

Bhabhi- "Haa..toh mai kuch baate abhi clear kar dena chahati hu.
Pahali baat ye ki, Itna khush hone ki jaroorat nahi. Mere pati ke jaane ki khushi chupa nahi jaa rahi hai aapse.  Subah se dekh rahi hu, foole nahi sama paa rahe hai. Toh, toh...Mai ye clear kar dena chahati hu ki, kuch bhi change nahi huaa hai unke jaane se. Ulta, ab toh meri jimmedari jyada badh gayi hai meri. Mere sasurwalon ki najaro me aur sama jaaungi ab.
Toh ab mai ek izzatdaar gharaane ki bahu hu, toh aise- waise logon se doori hi bhali. Aur ma waisa hi karungi.

Dusari baat ye ki, Mai samjhana chahati hu ki,
Aap bass yaha plumbing kaa kaam karne aaye ho. Aur kaam ekdum badhiya hona chahiye. Chupchaap apna kaam nipata lijiye, aur yaha se chalte baniye."

Kalu- Waisan bhabhi, aapke pati sach me chale gaye hai kya? Humka toh yakin hi nahi ho raha.

Bhabhi- Are? Mai kya samjha rahi hu, aur aap kya bol rahe hai? Maine kaha kaam pe dhyaan dijiye, usko khatam karo, aur nikal jaao...samjhe kya?

Kalu ne man hi man bola- "Saali, bada chachar- pachar laga rakhi hai, lagata hai contract nikalkar dikhana padega ki tu kiski bhains hai. Haa..haa..jo nakhare dikhaane hai, dikha. Kitna fudak ke naachegi? Ab toh mera hi raaj hai yaha. Sasuri issbaar chodkar hi dum lunga."

Bhabhi- Are samjhe kya? Kaha kho gaye?

Kalu- Jee..samajh gaya...bilkul ekO-n- ek baat samajh gaya.



Tabhi kalu ko ek call aya.

Kalu- Halowww...haa..haaaa...wahi..wahi..lakadi kaa gate...usie maa ghus jaao.

Tabhi samne se gate ke andar ek adami aya.


Bhabhi ne usko dekh pallu odh liya.

Kalu- Bhabhiji... ye Birju hai..Mera khassam khass. chat ke kaam me mahir hai...ye aapka chat kar dega, aur mai andar khatam karta hu...

Ye bolte wakt bhi Kalu ki khushiya sama nhi paa rahi thi.

Bhabhi ne Birju ki oor dekha.
Kalu se bhi patala aur murzhaya hua ek shaksh. Maano jaise dono me sharth lagi ho. Itna ki andar ki haddiyon ka dhacha bhi dikhaai pad raha tha. Kalu itna hi kala kaluta, aur waise hi gande kapade pahana huaa. Uski khaal ajeeb nistej padi hui thi. Pakka ek garib abhaga majdoor lag raha tha.

Wo chalkar ab samne aya. Samne aate hi uski najar bhabhi par padi. Itni khubsoorat aurat ko dekhkar wo hakkabakka reh gaya. Magar agale hi pal usne sharm se apni najare zhuka li.

Birju itna Sharmila nikla ki uski himmat hi nahi hui bhabhi se ankhe milaane ki.

Kalu- Are...sasure, dekh kaa rahe ho? Ihh memsaab hai hamari. Ab aisan hi mooh latakaake khade rahoge ki kuch bologe bhi?

Birju- Jee..wu...Hamne kaa kiya?

Kalu- Are budbak..Namaste toh kaho?

Birju- Jee.. namaste..jee.....ihh..uhhh....hum upar chat pe jata hai kaluwa...tum samhal liyo....

Aisa bolkar wo mooh chupaate hue waha se bhaag hi gaya.

Ye kuch ajeeb hi character lag raha tha.

Ufff...

Uske aise sharm jaane se bhabhi toh hass padi.

Bhabhi kaa hasna dekh kar yaha Kalu double khush huaa.

Kalu- Chale...chaahe kuch ho, akhir aap hass toh diye.

Apni hasi ke pakade jaane par bhabhi ne ekdum se apne expressions badal liye.

Bhabhi- Dekhe..Majak bilkul bhi nahi chahiye. Apne kaam se kaam rakhiye. Pahale hi bol diya hai maine. Aur haa...Maine inke chachere bhaai Vikas jee ko bulaya hai. Toh wo aapka kaam ache se check karne wale hai. Toh jara kaam par dhyaan hoga toh achaa hai. Wo kabhi bhi aate honge.

Kalu- Chal..zooti kahi ki.

Ye wali line badi daring se kahi thi kalu ne.

Uska ye reply sunkar bhabhi toh chounk hi gayi.

Bhabhi- What? Mai kyu zhoot bolne lagi.

Kalu- Are humka pata hai. Koi nahi aanewala.

Bhabhi- What?

Kalu- Haa..Jab aapne Subah ki saree utaarkar dusari pahan li hai, tabhi jaan gaya tha mai. Waise Aap aaj jungle naa jaaiye.

Bhabhi- What? Jungle? Ye kya badbadaa rhe hai? Mai jungle kyu jaaungi?

Kalu- Nahi..bataake rakh riya hu...wo kaa hai naa ki, Aap 'Chingaari' hai.


Ye sunte hi sakht, ghussel bhabhi kaa chehara bhi lal gulaabi ho gaya.
Usne apni laaj aur muskaan ko badi mushkil se chupa liya.

Kalu- Ahhhaaa....iss Lal- kaale me kya kahar lag rahi hai aap? Aapko pata nahi hai? Bilkul Danger Danger.

Bhabhi- What??? Uff..fir se aap???aap fir se shuru ho gaye???

Bhabhi khudka mooh chupaa lete hue ghusse se boli.

Kalu- "Itna mooh banane ki jaroorat nahi hai. Aap fikar naa kare. Hamka sab yaad hai. Aapki pahal , tabhi hamari Chahal, ye rule hamka ache se yaad hai. Tabtak chupchaap aapki agya kaa palan karte rahenge. Aaki marji ke khilaaf ankh uthakar bhi nahi dekhenge. Toh konu fikar karne ki jaroorat nahi."

Daring me kalu itna kahkar Birju ki madad ke liye chala gaya.

Bhabhi toh dekhti reh gayi.

Usko piche jata huaa dekhkar Bhabhi unchi awaj me boli.

Bhabhi- Sasur jee toh andar hi hai????

Aisa chillakar wo andar chali gayi.

Waise Sasurji the. Par wo bass kahne ke liye the. 
Kala chashma lagaye kampate sharir ke dhaache ko lekar pura din aram chair par baithe rahna, yahi unki jindagi thi. lakwa Marne ke karan pura ang hilta rahta bichaare ka. Khud bass thoda saa hi chal paate. Baaki hamesha kisike support ki jaroorat padati thi.  
Upar se nazare bhi kamjor. Kamjor kya? Naa ke barabar hi samjho. 5 foot ke aage toh kuch bhi dikhaai nahi padata. 
Upar se kaan bhi kharab hue rake. Sunaai bhi naa pade. Har baat jor se bolni padati thi.


Kalu bhabhi ke sasur ki bimaari ke baareme pahale se janata tha. Wo bhabhi se pahale bhi iss ghar me doodh jo dalta tha. Jyadatar usne inko isi chair par baithe dekha tha. Beemar hai janata tha par ankh Aur kaan bhi nahi, ye wo nahi janata tha.

Aaj bhi Sasur jee roj ki tarah hall me kala chashma pahankar aram se baithe the..

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Yaha Kalu aur Birju ne piche wale darwaje ke baaju wali chat par seedhi set kar di. Waha piche height kum thi isliye.

Kalu ghar ko janata hi tha. Usne apne sathi Birju ko kaam pe lagaya, aur ab wo khud apna plumbing kaa kaam karne andar aya.

Kitchen me aakar ab wo wash basin ke niche chaan bin karne laga.


To be continued....

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Part 4

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Ab bhabhi bhi kitchen me aa gayi thi.

Piche khadi rahkar kuch der bhabhi kalu ko yuhi dekhti rahi.

Fir boli.

Bhabhi- Kaha hai?

Kalu- Jee....aap kab aayi? Aur kaa kaha hai?

Bhabhi ne ufff chodate hue pareshaani ke reaction de diye.

Kalu confused khada raha.
Ke,
Tabhi usko kuch yaad aya.


Kalu- Ariiii sasura...wo toh thaili me hi reh gaya. Mai toh bhool hi gaya.

Aisa bolkar Kalu ne thaili se kuch nikala.

Kalu- Ye lijiye, aapka chicken. Sasura bhool hi gaya tha.

Bhabhi- Haa..bahot badhiya.

Aisa bolkar fir se bhabhi ne Ufff wale reactions de chode.

Kalu- Aapko kaa laga, hum laana hi bhool gaya? Nahi..nahi..laaye hai. Ha..ha.. ha..Waisan koi mehmaan aanewala hai kaa aaj? Kaa sach me Vikas jee aane wale hai?

Bhabhi- Haa..

Kalu- Kaa..Sach me?

Bhabhi- Unka Ana, Na ana, wo toh kuch der me pata hi chalega. Par ye chicken unke sath sath aap dono ke liye hi mangawaya hai.

Ye sunte hi kalu kaa chehara khushi se zhoom utha.

Kalu- Kaa..Sach me? Hamre liye? Hum majdoor ke liye?


Bhabhi- kyu? Kya huaa? Ap log chicken khate nahi ho kya?

Kalu- Are khate hai..khaate hai..bahot dabaake khaate hai. Wo baat yu ki, hum kai ghar kaa kam kiye hai, magar sasura kisine hamre liye aisa special khana nahi banwaya aajtak.

Bhabhi  - Are usme kya hai? Ab dopahar tak kaam karoge, toh dopahar kaa khana bhi toh lagega naa aapko? Aur waise bhi mere ghar se koi bhooka nahi jata.

Kalu- Wahhh..wahhh...jitni khubsoorat ho aap, Utne hi khubsoorat aapke bichaar bhi hai..aap sach me kamaal ki ho!!

Bhabhi- Are isme kya hai? Khana hi toh banana hai?

Kalu- Naahi..naahi...ye bass khana banaane ki baat nahi hai. Balki, majdooron ko bhi insaan samajhne ki baat hai.
Ek taraf aap aisi, aur dusari taraf wo dono bhaai dekho. Ek ne toh bhikari keh hi diya tha, aur chote bhai ne aaj chor bhi keh diya.

Bhabhi kalu ko dekhne lagi.

Kalu- Subah chor wali baat kaan par aayi hamre. Suni thi maine.


Bhabhi- Aisa kuch nahi.....wo dono bhi ache hi hai. Bass jubaan fisal jaati hai, warna uss din Shirt, Aur aaj ye kaam nahi milta aapko. Samjhe?

Kalu- Haa..ihhh sahi kaha. Juban unki fisal jaati hai, aur jubaan aapko chaatni padati hai.

Bhabhi ekdum se sehma gayi. sharma se dusari taraf dekhte hue haapte hue boli. 


Bhabhi- Shut up..I don't wanna talk about this.

Kalu- Are englis me kaa batiyaa rahi hai iss bhikaari ko? Hamka kaa ghanta samajh gawa?

Bhabhi- Shuuuuuu...chup..bilkul chup..Mai kuch nahi bolna chahati uske baare me.

Kalu- Waise Mai kaa soch raha thaa???? Ki... bhikaari ka mafinama toh dekh liya..ab chor ka dekhne wali baat hai?

Bhabhi- Shuuuu...shut up..Ekdum chup.

Kalu- Are batayiye naa..chor se maafi kaise mang logi?

Bhabhi- Shuuu...aap fir se shuru ho gaye? Maine kaha muzhe ye baate nahi chahiye. Aap apne kaam par dhyan do. Samjhe?

Kalu- Areee..lagata hai wo Lilly ko hi bulana padega.

Bhabhi- Shuuu..chup ...bahot huaa...ruko jara. Aapka kaam hi cancel karwa deti hu.

Aisa bolkar bhabhi Golu ko call lagaane lagi.

Dekhte hi dekhte laga bhi liya.

Golu- Hello..Hello....Hello?...bhabhi?.Hello...Kya huaa?? Bhabhi??

Bhabhi bina kuch bole apna mobile loudspeaker par chadhakar kalu ko ishaare me dhamki de rahi thi.

Udhar Golu chillaye jaa raha tha.
Golu- Hello....Hello...bhabhi...bhabhi...

Yaha ye dekhkar Kalu ne turant hath jod liye, aur jubaan par 2 thappad lagakar patti laagane wali action karne laga.

Tab jakar bhabhi ne jawab diya.

Bhabhi- Haa..Golu...Badi Sasu maa ne sham ko aate wakt wahase gujarne ko kaha hai.

Golu- Achaa..bhabhi..Aate wakt hokar aata hu.

Bhabhi- Thik hai. Rakhati hu.

Golu- Rukiye...Wo log Aa gaye kya?

Bhabhi- Haa..abhi abhi aaye hai. Abhi tak kaam shuru bhi nahi kiya.

Golu- Unko bolo###@@@₹₹%%%

Bhabhi- Haa.haa.. Mai dekh leti hu sab. Tum study pe dhyaan do.

Khataakkk...

Bhabhi ne phone kaat diya.

Ohhh...
Baal baal bach gaye...

Phone ke rakhte hi kalu gidgidaane laga.

Kalu- Are nahi nahi Malkin .sarii..sariii..ekdum chup rahenge. Kaam rukwa kar garib ki pet par lath naa maar diyo, bhabhi jee...
Sarii..sarii..ab ek labaj bhi naa nikalunga aapki permission ke bina.



Iske baad kuch wakt ke liye waha koi nahi bola.



Thodi der baad Bhabhi ne moodkar dekha, toh Kalu apne kaam me laga huaa tha.


Kuch der baad kalu mooh se kuch awaj nikalne laga.

Kalu- hummm..Humm.. hummm..hummmm.hommmhumm....

Bhabhi- What?

Kalu- Hummm..hummm..hummmm...

Bhabhi- Are kya mooh fulaake hummm..hummm laga rakha hai? Bologe kuch?

Kalu- Ahhhaa..ab aapne permission di isliye bol rahe hai..

Bhabhi- Haa...Bade aye..normal baate karne se thodi mana kiya tha? Wo toh aapki bakwas baat ke liye tha.

Kalu- Naa..jee..naa..hum toh pooch ke hi bolenge.  Pata nahi iss doodhwale ki konsi baat chubh jaye aapko? Jaise Gand chubhati hai..

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ne toh mooh se hath hi dhak liya..

Bhabhi- Chiiii.....ufff...

Fir sharm se naha gayi.

Ab ghussa hokar boli

Bhabhi- Chiii...Aap chup the wo hi thik tha. Aurat ke samne kya bolna hai aapko jara bhi tameej nahi hai.

Kalu- Are bhabhi. Ab Gand ko...###@@%%&&@@@###₹₹

Bhabhi- Shuuuu....shut up..bilkul shut up..iske aage ek labj bhi nahi....

Kalu- Haa..ha..ha.. lagata hai aap samajh gayi...waisan kuch kaam ki bata raha tha. 
Toh permissin mili hai tabtak bol deta hu...

Bhabhi ke chehare par fir se Uff wale expression the.

Kalu- Wo mai ye keh raha tha ki, abhi mai ye pipe kaat- jod kaa kaam kar raha hu. Isko time lagega. Fir ye hath dhone ki basin jod deta hu tabtak. Toh waha kholne se pahale kuch bartan dhone hai toh tabtak dho lijiye.

Bhabhi- Uff..Haa...bartan toh dhone hai. Ye bass kuch rasoi kaa saman ikkatha kara lu, fir phat se dho leti hu.

Kalu- Thik hai jee..fir kitchen kaa khatam kar ke fir bathroom kar deta hu. Aap tabtak badhiya chicken bana daalo.
Sasura jee reh nahi paa raha aapke hath kaa khane ko.

Bhabhi- Aapne jubaan band rakhi to hi khana milega...Thik hai jee? Samjhe?



Birju waha upar chat pe, kalu yaha kitchen ke ek kone me, aur bhabhi bhi kitchen me khadi khadi rasoi ki tayaari me.
Ab sab apne apne kaam me lag gye.


Kalu thik bhabhi ke piche jameen par niche baithkar apna kaam kar raha tha. Wo lagaataar bich bich me bhabhi ko piche se taad raha tha.
Black saree aur lal blouse me bhabhi aaj kuch jyada hi katilana lag rahi thi.
Piche se apani gand matkaate khada wo jism maano bulawa de raha ho. Kalu ka toh abhi se gala suk gaya.

Aisa mouka, aur aisi bhari jawani ko dekhkar use raha nahi jaa raha tha.

Tabhi wo jor se chillaya.

Kalu- Bhabhi...kochroch wa...

Ye sunte hi bhabhi uchal padi aur kalu ke pass doudi. Wo uske bahome aane hi wali thi ki,
Ke,
Tabhi, wo wahi ruk gayi.
Fir apne aapko samhalkar kalu ko thappad dikhaate hue boli.

Bhabhi- Ahhaaa..Chokroach....Maar khaaoge.....Uff..aap bhi naa....bade hi battmiz ho. Iss baar mai aapke zhanse me nahi aane wali. Kyunki muzhe achee se pata hai, ki ye mera kitchen hai aur, mai itna saaf rakhati hu, ki mere kitchen me koi cockroach hoga hi nahi. Ufff....Par achi chaal thi muzhe dara ne ki...hunnnn...


Kalu- Ha..ha .ha..ha...Haa...kaise dar gayi?
Kalu hasta raha.

Bhabhi- Aap bade hi badmash ho. Meri toh jaan hi nikal chuki thi. 

Aisa bolkar wo palat gayi.

Tabhi kalu fir se chillaya.

Kalu- Bhabhi...Chipkali...

Bhabhi- Haa..haa..ab chipkali..Aap ek kaam karo, saare kidon ko bula lo.

Bhabhi ne sar hilaate chidhaane ki andaaj me bola..

Wo fir se usko thappad dikhakar wapas moodne lagi.

Par tabhi wo wahi ruki.
Wo kuch sochne lagi. Kuch sochkar uska chehara sharm se fool gaya, aur wo hass gayi.
Uss hasi me ek naughty pan tha.
Tabhi,
Ekdum se wo piche moodi aur niche jameen par baithe hue kalu ke seedha godh me jakar baith gayi.

Ufff...
Ohh..my..hod..

Kalu ko pata bhi nahi chala.
Usne ye sapne me bhi expect nahi kiya tha ki, aaj itne nakhare dikhaane wali bhabhi ekdum se aisa kuch karegi?

Aisa khubsoorat badan baahome paakar kalu toh hakkabakka reh gaya.

Bhabhi- Haayeee...Mai toh dar gayi!!uffg...haayeee...mammi,ab mai kya karu? Muzhe bacha liijiye kalu jee...

Itna bolkar bhabhi jitni raftaar se aakar bahome baithi thi, utni hi raftaar se fir se uth khadi ho gayi.
Kuch door jakar bolne lagi.

Bhabhi- Dekha???..badhaai ho...aapne muzhe akhir dara hi diya...ab khush? Ab chupchaap kaam pe lagiye..Bade aaye kidon ke shahanshah.

Aisa bolkar hasne lagi.

Bhabhi ke ye nakhare hi toh bade jaanlewa hote the?
Inhi nakharo par toh Kalu bhabhi par latthu tha.

Kalu Haayeee..hayeee..karta reh gaya.


To be continued....

[Voltz]

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