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                            Part 38



Yes. Mixer ke buttons.

Kisi mixer ka button ghumakar gear change karte hai, thik waise hi kalu bhabhi ke nipples ko buttons banakar joro se ghumaane laga.

Ufff..


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Bhabhi- Aaahhhhhhhhhh ####%%%&&&&

Issbaar kaa ye pichkana soft naa raha, balki jor se dabaakar khatke marne jaisa hua tha.

Ektarah se sach me bhabhi ke nipples mixer ke buttons hi ban chuke the. Kyunki unke ghumaane se bhabhi ke mooh se chinkhe bhi alag alag speed se nikalne lagi. 

Maano jaise Prasad family me aaj koi special pakwan ban raha hai, aur Mixer alag alag gear me chalaya jaa raha ho.

12 se 3 pichaakna matlab 1st gear se 2nd gear me badhana- Aunchhhhhh...##

Fir 2nd gear se 3rd gear tak jaate hi- uffff##Aaahhhhhhhhhh  me chinkhe nikal rahi thi. Gear ke sath sath chinkhne ka style aur awaj kaa jor bhi badhne laga tha.

Fir 3rd  se 4th gear toh high speed ke liye tha. Isme toh - Ummhhhh...aunchhh..uiiiiiii ke dard ke sath sath bhabhi pari ki tarah udane lagi thi.

Fir akhari gear jo 4th to 5th.
Uff..ye toh super fast tha.

Yaha toh poori jor se bhabhi ki chinkh nikalti, jo button band karne tak band naa hoti- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaannnhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaàaaaaaaaaaaaassssssshhhhaaaaaaa####@@@@@@@

Kuch iss tarah uska pichkana chalu tha.

Bhabhi use rok hi nahi paa rahi thi.

Bhabhi ko laga usne apne pair par kulhadi maar li hai.






Kalu- Dekhe bhabhi, wo aise hi nase kholta hai poori. Susaur-k- naati Birjuwa.

Bhabhi ko toh paseena chut gya.

Bhabhi- Aunch...haaye....ufff..stop ab...

Kalu- Kya? Stap? Arii nahi...uss din toh kuch dikhaaye nahi the. Aaj dikhaate hai hum bhains kaise kharidte hai. Uss din toh humka pata nahi tha. Par ab toh humka pata hai. Toh doodh ki dhaar nikaal kar hi manenge.

Bhabhi- No...bilkul nahi. Itna check kiya tasalli nahi hui kya? Aur waise bhi 2-3 baar toh poora doodh nikaal chuke ho. Toh aur kya check karna? ye checking-waking ki waise jaroorat toh thi bhi nahi.


Waise, bhabhi kaa doodh aisi yuhi nahi nikalta tha. Auto milk wale nahi the mumme. Badi mashakad karni padati. Saare nason ko kholna padata. Isliye toh harbaar dard se ro pad jaati bichaari apni Lilly bhabhi. Doodh nikalna matlab uske liye jaan afat me jaane jaisa tha.

Odd time me toh nikalna aur bhi mushkil tha. Iska matlab ye nahi ki doodh kum hai, yaa fir bhare hue mumme nahi hai. Balki, bhabhi kaa function hi kuch aisa lajawab tha. Pahali dhaar nikalne me aur shuruwat ke 10min badi kasarat lag jaati. Ek baar nipples ke pores khul jaane ke baad jabardast dhara nikalna shuru ho jaati. Magar tabtak unk masal masal kar peesna hota tha. Ye Dr. Subramanyam kaa kamaal tha.



Kalu- Bhabhi jee, Hum doodh nahi, balki doodh ki bahaar dekhna chahte hai.

Bhabhi- What? Matlab?

Kalu- Doodh toh dekh chuke hai, aur chakh chuke hai. Usme koi sandeh nahi. 1 number maal hai. Magar bhabhi jee, bhains ko kharid lete wakat doodh nahi balki doodh ki nason ko check kiya jata hai. Aise masalne se, aur aise dheeme se sehlaane se doodh foolne lagata hai. Jab nase full behane lagegi tab hume bahaav mehsoos hoga. Aur tab hum pahali dhaar nikalenge.  Pahali dhaar se hi pata chalega hame, ki ye bhains kitna de sakti hai aur kya quality ki hai. Toh thodi der aise hi sehlana padega. Toh ab apne tarike se saari nase kholne dijiye.

Bhabhi ke pass iska koi jawab nahi tha.
Bhabhi ko pachatava huaa ki, kyu usne fir se soude ki baat rakhi?

Ab kalu poore hakk se boobs par kabja kar gaya aur badi jalim tabiyat se bhabhi ke mumme masalne laga.

Kabhi pyaar se sehlaya jata, toh kabhi badaya jata. Kabhi zatka, toh kabhi chatka lagata. Kabhi thanda sparsh, toh kabhi gudgudi.

Bhabhi ke wo dono bhare mumme kalu ke hato tale kuch iss tarah pisne lage the.

Tabhi ekdum se Boobs ko dabbate dabbate apne ek hath ko upar laate hue kalu ne bhabhi ka gaal pakad liye. Fir gaal pichka kar bola.

Kalu- Apna mooh khole..

Bhabhi surprisingly asahaj ho gayi.

Bhabhi- What? Kya? Kyu?

Kalu- Are khole. Sab ache se checking hoga aaj. Bhains ke Mooh me daat kitne hai ye bhi dekhte hai. Daat se bhi Umar ka pata chalta hai. Aap bass khole.

Bhabhi ne saaf saaf mana kar diya. Par kalu ko ye pahale se pata tha. Usne bhabhi ke gaal jor se pichka diye toh bhabhi ka mooh apne aap khul gaya.

Usne turant andar ungali dalkar bhabhi ke daat par rakh di. Fir ek ek daat par ungali ghumakar ginati ka dikhawa karne laga. Jaise hi uski ungali bhabhi ke daat chu gayi, ufff..yaakkk...bhabhi ko uski ungali ka ek ajeeb saa khara taste laga.

Ab toh bhabhi ke andar wale dant tak usne ungali pahuncha di.
Bhabhi- Alyuyaakkk...thukkk..wyakkk...


Par kalu ungali nikalne kaa naam nahi le raha tha. Bhabhi ka virodh badh gaya toh usne turant niche ek panje se mumma jor se dabaya. Niche dard hote hi bhabhi kaa poora dhyaan waha shift huaa.

Tabhi kalu zhuk ke bhabhi ke kaan me bola.

Kalu- Ab jeebh nikalo.

Bhabhi- Yaakkkk...nahii..nahii...ye kya kar rahe ho?

Kalu- Are bhains ki jeebh bhi dekhni padati hai. Iss se bhains ki tabiyat pata chalti hai. Kahi fiki rang ki ho toh chay-pachan me parablm samjhe.
Nikaale....

Bhabhi- what?? No way...

Kalu- Are aap samajh lo, aapka poora medical check up ho raha hai. Toh chupchaap sath do.

Aisa bolkar usne fir se bhabhi ke gaal pichka diye aur issbaar ungaliya bhabhi ki jeebh par rakh di.
Fir jeebh pakad li aur khinch kar bahar nikal li.

Ufff...

Ab ache se bhabhi ki jeebh pakadkar bahar taan ke rakhi.

Ab toh uski ungaliya aur bhi jyada khaari thi. Kisi aur ki ungaliya jeebh par jaati hai toh wyaakkk ke sath kuch ajeeb si gudgudi hoti hai. Bhabhi uss gudgudi se tharraahh gayi. Uski ungaliya mooh me pakar bhabhi ko kuch ajeebh si ghinn bhari feeling hui. 

Sath me kalu ki ungaliyon ka wo khara taste bhabhi ko ajeeb current de gaya. Usme paan, chuna, tambaku ka taste saaf saaf pata chal raha tha.

Kalu- Are...aapki toh badi lal hai? Ariii sasura...lagta hai paan kha li ho.

Bhabhi ne pakadi hui jeebh ke sath sar hilakar kaha.
Bhabhi- Haa... jara saa try kiya...

Kalu- Ariii wahhh...ye huii naa baat. Lagata hai birju ne banake khilaya. Achi anban hui lagta hai.

Itni der bahar pakade rehne se bhabhi ki jeebh se paani tapakne laga. Toh bhabhi ne ab uska hath nikal diya.

Kalu- Jeebh toh lal ho rakhi hai..aap ek kaam kare..thooke yaha.

Kalu ne apne hath aage karte hue kaha.

Ye sunte hi bhabhi zhatka kha gayi.

Bhabhi- Kya? Ye kya keh rahe ho aap? Chii...

Kalu- Are pagali...thook se pata chalega ki, Chay- pachana kaisa hai. Mere yaha, yaha- waha ka kaisa bhi chara aata hai. Agar bhains pacha nahi paayi toh gaya souda loss me.
waise ek baat bataaye, jis din aap meri tabele me aaogi naa, aapko bhi hum thoda chara khaane ko kahenge.

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ki andar ek ajeeb si sansani doud gayi. Uski toh jaise sanse ruk si gayi. Chehara shock se bhar gaya. Pata nahi kyu, par ye baat bhabhi ko kuch ajeebh feeling de gayi..

Bhabhi- What? Kya?

Kalu- Haa.haa...ab bhains toh chara hi khayegi naa? Ha..ha..ha..waise yaad kar le...uss din ke soude me aapne hi kaha tha ki, aapko chara maal kuch bhi chalega...

Bhabhi ki sanse fooli hui thi. Chehara sharm se zhuk gaya aur sath me pachta gaya.

Bhabhi- Are...wo toh ghusse me aise hi keh diya tha...iska matlab ye nahi ki sach me khila doge. Aisa mai kuch nahi karne wali.

Kalu- Aji khaao mat...par mooh me rakh kar ek photo jaroor khichunga...

Ye sunkar bhabhi ki sanse toot toot kar aane lagi.

Bhabhi- Ishhhh.....Aap bhi naa..Mai nahi jaao...

Kalu- Tab ki tab..ab Thook dijiye..

Bhabhi- Chiii...Aap bade gande ho...

Kalu- Are bhabhi jee..checking ka hissa hai. Aur thook badi kaam ki chiz hoti hai.

Kalu double meaning me baat kuch aur hi keh gaya.

Bhabhi- Chii...aap kya doctor ho?

Kalu- Haaa..Bhabhi, doodhwala ek tarah se adha doctor hi hota hai. Hum logon ko jitne nuske pata hai, utna toh doctor ko bhi naa aawe. Tabele me Adhi dawayi toh hum hi karte hai. Toh jaisa keh raha hu, aap kare...thookne hi toh bol raha hu..

Bhabhi - Par, aapke hath par?Chii..nahi..nahi..muzhse nahi hoga.

Kalu- Are aap tension kaahe le rahe? Isme kya hota hai? Humra hath konsa kalam pakde shudh hai? Majdoor ka hath hai. Pahale se gande hai. Aur tabele me toh hum  hath me gobar zhelte hai. Aur aap ki thook toh iske samne amrut ke barabar.

Bhabhi- Chiiiiiiiiiiiii...

Kalu- Aur nahi toh kaa?

Bhabhi- Are toh ye hath mere mooh me dalne se pahale batana chahiye tha naa?Chiiii...wyaaakkkk...thokooo..thu..thu.

Bhabhi ne almost ulti kar di thi. mooh banakar wyaakk wykaa karne lagi...

Kalu- aare nahi...ab ungaliya saaf thi..bass paan chuna tambaku khaya tha. Aur waise bhi ek bhains ko itna sab nahi sochna chahiye...

Bhabhi- Chii....aap chup rahe...wyyaakk thoooo...gandu kahi ke...

Kalu- Chale, jaldi kare...

Bhabhi- Haayee...muzh se nahi ho paa raha. Muzhe sharam aa rahi hai. Aap kuch bhi demand karte rahate ho..

Kalu- Are isme sharmaane ki kya baat hai? Thook hi toh hai..

Issbaar Kalu bhabhi ke kaan ke pass zhuk kar dheemi awaj me bola.

Kalu- Aur hum toh haath par thookne bol rahe hai, aapne toh humka aapki mooh me thookne bola tha. yaad dila de?

Ye sunte hi bhahi sharm se maano chuimui hiran ban gayi. Mooh chupaate reh gayi.

Kalu- Kaahe....sahi kaha naa?

Bhabho- Stopp...muzhe uss din ki aur uski kuch baat nahi karni. Aur naa hi kuch yaad karna...

Kalu- Waise ek baat bataaye bhabhi? Aapka husn dekhna ek taraf, Aur aapki ye harkate ek taraf. Uss din hame aisa zhatka laga tha maano humri jaan humra sharir chod hi chuki thi. Ek itni khubsoorat aurat apne mooh me kaisan thookne ko bol sakti hai? Hamra toh poora tharthara gaya tha romach se. Sach me aap kuch ajeeb saa chemical ho.

Bhabhi- Ekdum chup ho jayiye. Hamne pahale hi keh rakha hai aapko ki puraani baaton ko fir se kabhi naa chede. Mai iske baare me ek shabd bhi nahi sunana chahti...samjhe?

Kalu- Thik jee..Toh fir jaldi thook de..

Issbaar ab bhabhi ne kalu ke hath par thook diya.

Bhabhi- Aap bhi naa..kuch bhi karte rehte ho...

Itna bolkar bhabhi ne sharm se niche dekhne lagi.

Bhabhi ki thook hath me lekar Kalu dekhta raha. Fir usme apni ek ungali dalkar uss thook ko ghumaane laga. Uss thook ko poori hatheli tak faila diya. Fir uss hatheli ko niche le jakar usi gandi hatheli se bhabhi ka ek boob pakad liya.

Ufff...

Aur uski thook uske hi mumme par ragadne laga.

Bhabhi- Chiiii..ye kya kar rahe hai?

Kalu- Are kuch nahi hota..thook aushadhi hoti hai.

Bhabhi- Chiii....

Bhabhi apne gile hath se uss mumme ko saaf karne lagi.

Kalu- Waise thook bhi thik hi lag rahi..gadhi aur chamkili.  Paachan me toh koi parablm nahi hai...

Bhabhi- Chii....kya gandgi se bhara ghinonapan hai ye?

Kalu- Are dactari peshe me kya gandagi aur kya nahi? Ye sab karna padata hai.

Bhabhi- Haa..haa...Chii....Bade aaye doctor...ab bahot ho gaya check up...ab door hato...


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Par kalu bhabhi ko rokte hue bola.

Kalu- Are nahi..abhi hai...
Itna bolkar usne apne ek hath ko niche utaar kar bhabhi ke pet par pahuncha diya. Bhabhi ke chabbi pet par jakar usne turant apni ek ungali bhabhi ki naabhi me utar di.

Bhabhi- Haayeee...
Bhabhi ne turant uske hath ko hata diya.

Uss ungali ko Kalu upar apne naak ke pass le gaya aur ab uss ungali ko sungne laga.

Ye dekh bhabhi ke andar chul mach gayi aur wo badi hi sharminda ho uthi.
Kalu- Ummhhhh....wahhhh...gandh toh jawani se bhari Mada ki hai..Maal Acha lag raha hai...

Bhabhi- Chiii....aap bade hi gande ho...

Kalu- Ab kaa kare..doodhwala hu toh ganda banana padata hai...

Bhabhi- Chiii....ab bahot ho gayi aapki ye gandi harkate. Chale door hate...

Tabhi kalu ne fir se bhabhi ka mumma pakadte hue kaha.

Kalu- Ariii nahi....ye dekhiye, abhi tak aapki nase poori khuli nahi hai. Doodh kaa bahaav poori teji se naahi hai. Toh abhi jaari rahega.

Bhabhi pareshaan ho gayi. Mooh se uff nikalkar issbaar usne khud hokar  apna mumma pakad liya aur ache se dabbane lagi. Ache se thodi der masalne ke baad ab usne fir se 4, 5 baar jor s pichkaya. Itna pihkaate hi usme se ek safed dhaar bahar aa gayi. Ab fir se pichkaya. Issbaar dusari wali toh ekdum jor ki nikal gayi. Kitchen farsh par safed rekha nikal gayi.

Bhabhi- ye lijiye....Ab dekh liya? Ho gayi tasalli? Ho gaya check up? Chale abhi..uthe....

Kalu- Thik jee...doodh me toh koi parablm nahi. Ekdum badhiya maal hai. Magar ek akhari checking bachi hai bhabhi...

Bhabhi- Haayeee..ab wo kya?

Kalu- Aree? Aisan kaa karat ho? Bhains jee, bhains ki Nakhel bhi toh check karni bada jaroori hai...

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ghusse se bhokhala gayi. Usne seedha lamba Naa kiya.

Bhabhi- What? No..no...No way....

Kalu- Are aisan kaa kar rahe ho? Sab check huaa ab bass wo baaki hai..

Bhabhi- Maine kaha nahi matlab nahi..

Kalu- Are bhabhi meri baat sune..

Bhabhi- Muzhe kuch nahi sunana.

Kalu- Are baat ye hai ki,

Bhabhi- Kaha naa kuch baat nahi sunani...

Kalu- Are toh fir souda kaisa hoga? Yaha tak aakar ab piche hatna hai toh jaise aapki marji. Humra kya? hum toh fayde me hi rahenge. Adhi check up bhi ho gayi, aur souda bhi wahi raha.

Bhabhi Ghusse se lal ho gayi. Magar wo kahi naa kahi ye bhi jaan gayi ki thi, shayad ye bhi use karna hi padega.


Bhabhi- Ajee aur kya check karna hai? Ho gaya naa...

Kalu- Bhabhi jee..baat aisi hoti hai ki bhains ki chut dekhni padati hai kharid daari me.

Bhabhi- Shut up.....Chup rahe..

Bhabhi murjha gayi.

Kalu-  Aap jaisa samajh rahe ho waisa nahi. Ye bada jaroori hota hai bhabhi. Uss se ye pata chalta hai ki bhains pahale se gabhian hai yaa nahi. Aur agar nahi hai toh kya wo saand ke pass le jaane ko tayaar hai ki nahi? Aur chut ki halat bata jaati hai, ki isko kitni baar saand ke pass le gaya jaa chuka hai, Toh ye bada jaroori hai.

Bhabhi- Chii..kaisi ye baate? aap chup rahe..

Inn baaton se bhabhi andar se bahot garm ho gayi thi.

Kalu- Acha,  Aur pichale soude me toh hamne dekhi bhi nahi thi, toh ye toh karna hi padega iss baar.

Aisa bolkar kalu ne ekdum se bhabhi ka pallu pakad liya. Aur fir bhabhi ke kamar se saree ko zhatka dekar utaarne laga.

To be continued...

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                        Part 39



Jaise hi kalu ne saree ko kamar me zhaka diya,
Uff....Wo silky saree sar sar chutne lagi.

Dekhte hi dekhte, bhabhi ke kamar se poori saree utar gayi. Bhabhi ne rokana chaha par akhir me wo chup reh gayi. Use pata tha ab koi fayda nahi hone wala. Ye harami toh maan kar hi rahega.

Palke zhapakne se pahale hi bhabhi ab poori nangi ho gayi.

Wow...

Ab ek poora ka poora nanga haseen badan Kalu ke samne khada tha. Halaki sharm se bhabhi peet kar ke khadi ho gayi.

Jaisa ki hame pata hai, ki Bhabhi ne saree ke niche wala sabkuch pahale hi utaar rakha tha. Toh saree khulte hi wo puri nangi ho gayi.

Bhabhi ka ye husn dekh kalu ka fir se gala sukh gaya. Jab bhi wo bhabhi ko nanga dekh jata, tab tab usko aisa lagata, jaise wo pahali baar bhabhi ko nanga dekh raha hai. Uski jawani kaa husn tha hi kuch aisa.

Wo thoda piche hokar bhabhi ke piche se poore badan ko dekhne laga. Fir kuch samay tak dekhta raha.

Uske aise dekhne se bhabhi sharm se zhep gayi.

Tabhi Wo turant aage badha aur bhabhi ko bahome bhar liya.

Bhabhi- Haaayeee...koi aa jayega...

Kalu- Are bhains ke bajar me aur kharid daar aate jaate hai..bhains ko uski koi parwa nahi honi chahiye. Aapko usme dhyaan naa dena chahiye. Aap bass saamnewale khariddaar par dyaan do. Usko khush kar dogi toh tagada daam mil jaayega.... Ha..ha..ha..

Aisa bolkar usne bhabhi ki gand par ek tamacha jada diya.

Bhabhi- Aunchhh.....what is thiss####

Kalu- "Areri sauaura...ye chutad toh ab tak gulaabi nishaan me range hue hai. BABA jee kaa lamba ashirwaad.  Ha..ha..ha..Waisan Lagata hai ye bhainswa kuch jyada hi imported hai. Kaa njook badan hai aapka. Ye jisam toh mahalon ke liye bana hai. Pata nahi bhains kaa kirdaar aap kaise nibha paaogi? Khair, jo bhi wo, komal hai magar, kaatil hai. Kisi ki ek din jaan le lega aapka ye husn. Sach Maa, aap iss duniya ki sabse khubsoorat aurat ho. Sach maa..."

Bhabhi sharm se murzha gayi.

Bhabhi- Shut up..bass check- up kaa dek lo. Baaki kuch ki ijaajat nahi hai aapko. Dekhne ki bhi nahi. Samjhe kya? Warna aap sahi keh rahe ho. Mai kirdaar ko jald badal dungi. Aur jaldi karo, jo karna hai, warna mai chali..

Kalu- Nahi..nahi..abhi check up karaa lete hai. Toh thik hai..chale apni Nakhel dikha dijiye ab.

Bhabhi sharma gayi.

Kalu- Are aisa kaa sharma rahi hai? Chale, aisi bhains toh bankar khadi ho jaao jara.

Aisa bolkar usne bhabhi ko aage ki taraf zhuka kar bhabhi ko bend kiya.

Jaise hi bhabhi zhuk gayi, bhabhi ki wo rass me gili ho chuki chut Kalu ke samne aa gayi.

Usne turant bhabhi ki chut par hath rakh diya.

Bhabhi- Aanhhhh.....Uffffff...
Uska sparsh hote hi bhabhi uchal padi. Maano waha barf ka tukda lag gaya ho.

Wo asahaj hokar kamar aur tange hilaane lagi, toh kalu ne bhabhi ko chod diya aur 2 kadam piche huaa..

Fir bola.

Kalu- Laath Marti bhains ka uttar hai hamre pass.

Aisa bolkar usne niche giri saree ko utha liya. Ek chor pakadkar saree ko dori jaisa banaya. Fir aage badhkar usne bhabhi ki tange saree se bandh di.

Uske aisa karne se bhabhi ko ekdum bebas mehsoos huaa. Ye ehsas bhabhi ke andar hajaar jwalamukhi fod gaya.

Bhabhi- Uhhhh..aahhh...stop..chodo muzhe...ye kya kar rahe ho?

Kalu- Ari..bhains ki lath ko bass saree se bandha hai. Warna lath marti bhains ke liye hamare pass Birju ki bhi tarkeeb hai. Wu tarika istmaal karu kaa bhabhi?

Bhabhi aage kya bolegi. Wo dar se chupchap khadi rahi.

Kalu- Hannn..aisi...

Ab bhabhi chupchap khadi thi.

Aise saree se taange bandh Kar kalu ne fir se bhabhi ko zhuka diya aur issbaar ek hath piche pakad liya.

Iss se bhabhi poori tarah se uski jakhad me aa gayi. Ab fir se usne bhabhi ki chut par hath dala.

Bhabhi- Aaanhhhh...ummmhhh...stop...

Issbaar usne bhabhi ke chut daane se lataki uski wo Ring (clit ring)  pakad li.

Bhabhi- AUNCHHHH...

Uss Ring ko uske hath kaa touch hote hi bhabhi ne aunch chod di.

Ab uss harami ne uss Ring kaa poora kabja le liya aur uske sath khelne laga.
Kabhi ched- kaani, kabhi khincha- taani, kabhi ulta-pulta, kabhi zhak- fuk, toh kabhi raggad- sagged. Har taraf se kalu ne bhabhi ke chut par lataki uss nayaab Ring kaa maja liya.


Manbhar khilwad karne ke baad usne ting ko pakad kar ek zhatka diya.

Bhabhi- Wuiii....maaaa...aunch....ch...STOP...

Kalu- Haa...majboot hai...achi Nakhel daali tere malik ne. Poorane malik ne.

Bhabhi- Stop..ab...dekh liya ab..ab chodo..

Kalu- Are jara dekhan dijiye. Jindagi me pahali baar kisi ki aisi Nakhel dekhi hai maine. Manana padega, tu hai toh badi khass bhains.  Wahh..kaa sahi jagah pa fit kar di hai tere malik ne. yaha se toh bhains par poora control karna ekdum sahi ho gaya hai.

Fir wo bhabhi ke kaan ke pass aya, aur bola.

Bhabhi- Bhabhi, pata hai, jab ye bhains mere tabele me aayegi, ahhhaaaaa...Mai iss Nakhel ke sath kaa kaa karega? Aap soch bhi nahi sakti. Issi se band kar rakhunga mere tabele me tumko. Ha..ha..ha.."

Uski iss baat ne bhabhi ne andar ajeeb si bachaini faila di.

Wo ankhe band kar ke uska jaaleem mehsoos karne lagi.

Idhar kalu fir se ring ko pakadkar ache se janch lene laga. Ab ring ko 1 zhatka dene ke baad wo seedha chut ko sehlaa deta.

Aur yaha bhabhi ko bhi 1 dard bhare zhatke ke baad pyaar bhara sehlaewala hath chahiye tha.
Toh bhabhi bhi uske sehlaane par kuch aitraaz kar naa paayi.

Ye usne itni baar kiya tha ki uski ungaliya gili ho gayi. Darsal bhabhi ki Chut pahale se itni chipchipi ho gayi thi ki uski ungaliya touch hokar ungaliyon par bhi wo ras lag gaya tha.

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Tabhi kalu bola.

Kalu- Bhabhi, chut me ungali dalkar dekhna hoga. Ungali dalkar pata karna hoga ki andar kitni garmi hai. Gaabhin rehne layak watavaran rehna chahiye.

Bhabhi- What....Stop..no wyyyy....

Uski baat sunte hi bhabhi Naaaa- Naaa karte uthi.

Magar gili chut me blukkkkk## kar ke ungali jaane me kitna samay lagata hai?

Bhabhi ke Naa se pahale hi usne apni ek ungali chut me utaar di...

Bhabhi- Aaaanhhhhh....ufff....


Usne 1 hi zhatke me uss ungali ko itna deep utaara tha,  jaise uski koi chiz kho gayi hai chut me, aur nikalna bada jaroori hai.

Bhabhi- Aunchhhhhh...uiimmaaaaa...stop.....

Kalu- Haaa..ahhhaaa..wahhhh...hiliye mat..ahhaa..ohhhh....bahut badhiya..andar toh ekdum makkhan, ekdum garam mahol hai. Kalu, Ye bhains gabhin rehne me koi dikkt nahi degi. Bahut badhiya....Waisan, Bhabhi jee, ek raaz ki baat bataau?

Bhabhi- Ummmhhhh..uffff..ohhh...pahale nikaalo use bahar...

Kalu- Are suno toh, Jiss taraf se aapki chut kisi chiz kaa swagat kar rahi hai, uss se saaf saaf pata chalta hai, ki ye bhains sehwas ke liye ekdum tayaar hai. Mai dodhwala hu..sab janata hu. Kisi bhi wakt saand ke pass le jaakar baccha paida kar sakte hai.

Bhabhi- Uffff...Shut up...bnd Karo apni ye bakwas baate...now pull it out..uff...

Kalu- Bass ek dikkat hai.

Ye sunte hi bhabhi surprisingly shant khadi rahi. Aur boli.

Bhabhi- Kya?

Kalu- Batau?

Bhabhi- Are bataao...

Kalu- Sasuri kamal ki tang hai. Ek ungali bhi nahi le paa rahi hai, wo toh poori gili hai, isliye utar gayi hamri ungali, Warna chir- faad toh pakki karni padati. Toh ab dikkat ye hai bhabhi jee, ki mere yaha ke saand kaa toh bahot bada hai. Uska toh le hi nahi paayegi ye tang chut. Toh isko thoda tayaar karna padega. Warna meri bhains toh pahali pilaayi me hi mar jaayegi. Waisan dekha jaaye toh, ye achi baat ke sanket bhi hai. Iss se pata toh chala hai ki, bhains ekdum jawan hai aur jyada istmaal ki hui nahi hai. Toh iske toh poore doodh kaa laabh mil sakta hai. Sach me bhabhi, aapne sahi kaha tha. Aapki bhains toh 1 number maal hai. Usme koi dohraai nahi.


Bhabhi- Ufff..ummm..dekha?? Ab ho gaya..nikaalo ab..ufff..ahhhh...

Kalu- Haa..nikaal dete hai. Magar jara si taleem toh ho jaane do bhabhi jee.

Bhabhi- What.....???? Nooooo....

Kalu- Are, jarasi karne dijiye...fir aap Jab kaho wahi ruk jaayenge....ye wada raha aap se..

Itna bolkar kalu ne bhabhi kaa soft pratikaar apni mardani takad se rok diya. Aur ab apni ungli ko ek baar bade pyaar se andar-bahar kar diya.

Bhabhi- urrrrrglaarrrrsaaaaa...stop..please...

Magar usne jaari rakha. Ab bade hi gentle tareike se fir se andar-bahar karne laga.

Kalu ache se janata tha, ki jabtak thodi andar-bahar ghisayi nahi hoti, tabtak aurat kaa pratikaar jaari rahta hai.

Aur ye sach sabit huaa. Uske 2 baar andar bahaar karne se bhabhi kaa poora pratikaar jara thanda saa pad gaya.

Infact uski ungali kaa kamaal ye tha ki, Ab bhabhi mooh kholkr uske sath piche jo ho raha hai, usko mehsoos karne lagi.

Ab wo ekdum ek professional fuckker ki tarah ungali chalane laga. Aurat ko jaisa chahiye waisa.

Ab dheere dheere wo speed badhaane laga.

Ufff..

Bhabhi- ummm..aahhh..ufff..kssss..issss..urglllrrrr...ummm..uiiii..stopp..stopp...naa...please...umhhh...

Uski ungali ki aisi harkat ne bhabhi ke patience ke dhaage khol diye the. Uski ungali ne bhabhi ko sach me naagin dance karwaya tha. Harami kalu isme mahir khiladi tha. Aurat ko kaise toda jaaye, ye wo badi achi tarah janata tha.

Bhabhi bass garam sanse chodte hue siskiyaa dene lagi thi. Akhir wo bhi ek jawan aurat thi. Subah se kabtak khudpar control rakh paati?

Jaise hi bhabhi thoda control me aa gayi, uss harami ne ungali ko aise ghumana chalu kiya ki kaa hi bataaye?

Halaki bhabhi, jab chahe tab, usko Rok sakti thi. Magar abhi tak toh bhabhi ne mooh se Naa ke alwa aur koi rodh nahi dikhaya tha.

Ye check-up, ab kuch aur hi ban gaya tha.

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Bhabhi ka aisa wash me aana, aur uske mooh se nikalne wali siskiya dekh, kalu ka confidence badh gaya.
Usne ek hath se apne pant ki chain khol di.
Issbaar wo koi mouka nahi jaane dene wala tha.

Usko pata tha, bhabhi Birju ki darindagi wali  baat se, aur khud ke aise check up se aaj kuch alag hi nashe me jaa chuki hai.

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Agle hi pal koi garam chiz bhabhi ko apne kulhe par mehsoos hui.

Ohhhh...

Wo aise uchal padi jaise chutad par garam loha rakh diya.

Bhabhi- Aunchhh...

Bhabhi ko jyada samay nahi laga ye pehchaan ne me ki wo kya hai?



Wo kalu kaa lund hai, ye samajh me aate hi bhabhi ne piche moodkar uski ankho me dekh liya.

Kalu ko laga, bhabhi ab ghussa ho gayi.
Wo ready ho gaya bhabhi ki dant khaane ke liye.
Wo ankhe band kar ke sehemkar khada ho gaya.

Magar, aaj kuch aur hi huaa.

Ohhh..my..hod...

Issbaar bhabhi ne ghusse ki wajay, usko wo ekdum sahaj roop se dekhti rahi. Uski ankho me ek badi haar aur sath me bahot jyada uttejana dikh rahi thi.

Pal me uska chehara ajeeb gambhir ho gaya.

Fir thodi der kuch soch me pad gayi. Fir kuch sochkar usne lajja se apni najare zhuka li.

Ufff...

Kya ye permission thi?

Kya aaj jaakar kalu kaa Sapna poora hoga?

Kalu toh yahi samajh le gaya.

Usne turant ek mardaani style me, bhabhi ko piche se puri takad ke sath lapet liya.

Ufff...


Iski wajah se uska pura lund ab bhabhi ke jism pe rondh gya.
Uske lund ka funkarna, aur dhak dhak karna bhabhi saaf saaf apni gand par mehsoos kar gayi.

Issbar toh bhabhi ne ankhe hi band kar li.

Yaha, Kalu Aag ko aur thoda bhadkana chahata tha.

Toh usne samne khada wo glass uthaya.

Ufff...

Issbaar usne cold drink bhabhi ko na pilate hue, ek dhaar banakar bhabhi ke gale par daal diya.

Ohhhh...
Uss cold drink ne kya kamaal kiya?

Wo thandi cold drink jaise hi bhabhi ke hot jism se takra gayi, aisa dhuwa utha jaise jungle ki aag me himalay ka barf aakar gir pada.

Bhabhi ka poora patience uss dhuwe ke sath hi udd gaya.
Ke tabhi,
Kalu ne aage badhkar bhabhi ke gale ko hi pichese chumna shuru kiya.

Ufff..
Mard kaa aurat ke gale ko chumna, uss aurat ko pagal kar deta hai.

Uski Iss harkat ne toh Bhabhi ke dhaage dhaage khol diye. Issbaar Usne ankhe band kar ke khudko jaise Kalu ko soump diya.

Ohhhh..
Ab bhabhi kaa mooh upar uth chuka tha, aur uski ankhe band ho chuki thi.

Iss se bada green signal kalu ko mil nahi sakta tha?

Usne turant bhabhi ke mumme pakde, aur dabaane ke bahane apni kamar ko halka halka andar-bahar karke lund ko bhabhi ki gand par ragadna shuru kiya.

Ab seedha seedha kalu ka lund bhabhi ki chut pe ragad khaane laga tha.

Bhabhi ne yaha par bhi apne kirdaar me bane rahne ki puri koshish ki,  Par aaj mamala kuch alag hi tha. Aisa lag raha tha jaise. ab bahot der ho gayi hai. Aaj bahot mushkil ho rhi hai.

Uska badan toh kabka haar maan chuka tha. Ab uska man bhi kalu ko sonf dene ki pukaar laga rha tha. Bhabhi ke andar vichaaron ki ye ladhaayi chal hi rahi thi,

Ke,
Tabhi, Kalu ne apne haton se uske dono kulhon ko pichka diya.


Ohhh....

Bhabhi ke jism me iss kadar aag lagi thi, ki usne khud hokar apni kamar ko thoda piche karke bend kar dala aur ek tarah se vicharon ki ladhaayi ko khatam kar dala.


Iska saaf saaf matlab tha ki bhains ab biha lene ko tayaar hai. Issbaar sach much me. Yaha se ab koi U-turn nahi.

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Bhabhi phat se ghum kar kalu ke samne ho gayi.
Bhabhi ka wo masoom chehara kamaal ka uttejit dikh raha tha. Aur uski naak se garam sanse chal rahi thi, jo uski nakpudiya baar baar fula rahi thi. Ankhe toh aisi ki..unme saaf saaf kuch lene ki ichaa zhalak rahi thi.

Ekdum se sabkuch chod-chaad kar moodkar khadi hui bhabhi ka chehra kalu ne padh liya tha. Issbaar wo koi mouka chodna nahi chahta tha.
Usne turant aage badhkar bhabhi ke hont chum liye.

Ohhhhh....

Thodi der ke liye kuch bhi naa hila...Naa bhabhi, naa kalu, naa sanse, naa hawa...Mano wo wakt wahi tham saa gaya.

Bhabhi ki ankhe surprise se Yo badi ho chuki thi. Uski hot par kalu kaa hont tha, aur ek dusare ki garam sanse ghul- mil jaa rahi thi.

Tabhi bhabhi ne khud apni ankhe band kar li.

Ohhh..my..hod...

Iska matlab kya tha?

Kalu isi waqt ka toh barso se intzaar kar raha tha.

Jaise hi bhabhi raazhi ho gayi wo jaise toot pada.

Uffff...

Uss harami ne bhabhi ke hont chumna shuru kiya. Ab dono me ek jabardast kiss hone lagi. Badi jamkar chumm- chaat.

Aag dono taraf se lag chuki thi. Magar bhabhi apne hont khud nahi chala rahi thi, magar usko rok bhi nahi rahi thi.

Aage se kalu jaise uske masoom hont choose jaa raha tha.


smooch....sriiikkkk...smoochhh...srurrllllppp.... waha bass aisi awaj aane lagi.

Aisi khubsoorat aurat ko kiss karne kaa mouka baar baar thodi milne wala tha? Ab toh Kalu toh ab belagam ho utha. Kiss chodo, ab lagbagh bhabhi ko wo jaise khaa hi jayega. Uske najook aur gulabi sukand hont tod tod kar chusne laga.

Iss se bhabhi bhi thoda hosh kho baithi. Chaahe kitna bhi kala ho, aur kitna bhi badbudaar ganda, ek hadd se jyada pass aa jaane par sab dhundhla hi dikhne lagata hai. Samaj ki hade, aur laaj ki hayaa bhi haar maan jaati hai. Yahi bhabhi ke sath bhi hone laga. Uske andar ki Lilly randi ab khud bhi honth chalaane lagi. Dono aise bekabu ho gaye the jaise, jal ke bina tadapti machaliya.

Lag raha tha, kisi movie ka climax scene chal rha hai.

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Lagta hai aaj uski mehnat usko fal de kar jaayegi.

Lag raha tha "Akhirkaar bhabhi use mil hi gyi."

Tabhi,

Bhabhi ne usko dhakka dekar piche kiya.

Kalu 2 kadam piche gya.

EK pal ke liye wo reality me aa gaya. Wo dar se bhabhi ko dekhne laga. Ek pal ke liye use fir se  laga, ki bhabhi ne aaj bhi yaha tak aakar sab tod diya.


Par huaa kuch alag hi. Aage jo huaa use dekh kar Kalu khud bhouchkka reh gaya.

Ohh..my..hod...

Use dhakka dekar door karne ke baad, bhabhi ne hath uthakar apne bikhare balon ko piche bandh diye.

Ohhh..yeses...
Bebaak, apni Lilly bhabhi.

Aur fir phataak se wo nche ghutano pe baith gyi.

Ohhhh...

Niche baithkar seedha kalu ka bahar nikla huaa lund pakad liya. Lund pakad kar ek lambi sans bharte hue kalu ko ek gambhir najar se dekhne lagi.

Kalu bhabhi ka ye roop dekhkar bhouchakka reh gaya.

Bhabhi uske samne poori nangi thi. Aur ab uske samne aise dekhte hue ghutno pe baithi hui thi. Wo bhi uska hath me pakadkar.

Ufff..

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Apne lund ko bhabhi ke hath kaa touch, usko pagal kar gaya.

Bhabhi kaa kya irada tha?

Lagta hai Kalu ko aaj kuch special milne wala tha.

Ke,

Tabhi bhabhi ne apna Mooh (())  khol diya aur seedhe uske lund par tika diya.

Ufff...

Ohh..my..hod..

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Akhirkar wo pal aa hi gya tha.
2 mahine se kalu iss pal ke liye toh taras raha tha.


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Lund par jaise hi unn sukand Komal hoton ka sparsh mehsoos hua, Kalu ki nanhi jaan toh jannat ki sair pe nikal gyi.

Iss se pahale 2 baar bhabhi ne kalu kaa lund hath me liya tha. Ek baar kitchen me, aur dusari baar movie theater me. Magar aaj pahali baar bhabhi ne apne hont uske lund ko lagaye the.

Ufff..

Aur kaalu ki secret baat ye thi ki, aajtak kisi bhi aurat ne uska lund mooh me nahi liya tha. Toh aaj pahali baar koi aurat uska mooh me le rahi thi. Aur wo bhi itni khubsoorat haseena. Uske liye toh ye punarjanam jaisa hi tha.

Wo iss sadme se ubhar hi nahi paya tha, ki tabhi bhabhi ne apni jeebh nikaali.

Ohh..my..hod...

Ab bhabhi ne uske lund par hont tikaa de kar ab apni jeebh nikal li, aur halka sa uske lund ko lagai.

Uffff...

Jeebh ke sparsh se toh kalu poora pagal ho gaya.

Magar upar kalu ko jitna maja aaya, niche bhabhi ko utna hi pachtawa huaa. Ekdum se uska mooh ulti karne jaisa ho gaya.
Darsal jeebh lagaate hi Bhabhi ko ek badbudaar gandh ke sath ek gadha khara swad mila.

Usne turant apni jeebh hata di.

Wo kalu ka precum tha.

Bhabhi ka mooh yiiyaakkkk ke ek hi expression de utha.

Use ulti jaisi aayi. Par fir bhi bhabhi piche nahi hati. usne waise hi fir se uske lund ko mooh me bhar liya, aur apni ulti ko andar hi rok liya.

Ohhhh...

Uss ulti ko rokakar jaise apni jindagibhar ki laaj-lihaj ko hi pi liya tha bhabhi ne.

Wo Kharapan uske moot se bhi gadha tha.
Shayad din bhar uske lund ke precum ki kai parte sukh gyi thi.

Aisa gadha pan ek special bhabhi hi zhel sakti thi. Aur hamari lilly bhabhi ekdum special thi.

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Ab bhabhi ne puri besharm hokar uska pura topa tak andar mooh me liya, aur apne hoton ki grip band kar li.

Waise kalu kaa lund bada tha. Rana jee se toh bilkul bada. Lamaayi se jyada, uski choudaayi bahot badi thi. Bhabhi ko toh poora mooh kholkar usko apne hoton ki giraft me lena pada tha.

Ohhh..

Ab uska pura topa bhabhi ke mooh me tha, aur topa khatam hote hi lund par hotonki giraft.

Ohh..my..hod...

Yaha bhabhi ke man me ek baat aayi - " Ye size me aisa bada hai? Uff , haayee lilly, teri chut kya le sakegi isko? Haayee..ye toh faad ke rakh dega. Tayaar reh..."

Tabhi upar kaalu kisi khachaar k tarah ghurghuraya....


Toh bhabhi soch se bahar aayi. Ab usne ne apna kaam aage badhaate hue apne mooh ke andar hi apni jeebh ko chalana shuru kiya.

Ohhh...

Kisi bill me ghuse saap ke sparsh ki tarah wo jeebh Kalu ke lund ko chedane lagi.
Aisa kuch pahale kabhi usne mehsoos nahi kiya tha. Wo toh pagal ho gaya. Andar uss jeebh ki tedhi chaal ke sath bahar kalu ki kamar bhi tedhi hone lagi thi.

Idhar Kalu ko abhi bhi yakin nahi ho raha tha, ki aisi sexy bhabhi uske aise gande lund ko choos rahi thi.

Infact ye saadhi- sudi choosai nahi thi, balki badi hi khass special chopsai thi.

Akhir apni Lilly ekdum premium maal thi. Kyunki choosne ke sath bhabhi ki adaaye bhi kahar thi.


Darsal, baat ye hai ki, Choosne wali ke jeebh ki skills ke sath sath, uski adaye bhi uss ehsas ko ek special nasha dete hai. Ye har kisike bas ki baat nahi hai.

Choosne wali ke chehare par 2 bhaav spasht roop se dikhne chahiye-
Pahala - Hawas ki majboori, jaise patange ko khud jalne ka ikrar.
Aur,
Dusari swadhinta - Mard ke prati khud ko soump dene ka romanch.

Isme bhabhi ka koi jawab nahi tha!

Yahi expression chehre par lekar bhabhi kabhi isi bhaav ko darshaate hue, toh kabhi pachatava karte hue, toh kabhi andar lagi hui aag ko dikhate hue usko blow job de rahi thi.


Ab bhabhi ne lagataar ghol ghol kar wo puri precum parate nikal di thi.

Ab Bhabhi ke mooh me uski thook aur lund ka ras milkar gadhi malai tayaar ho gya tha.

Bhabhi uss malai ko mehsoos kar ke apni ulti ko control kar rahi thi.

Isi ehsaas me bhabhi ne uska lund mooh se chod diya.

Ohhh...

Ab bhabhi kaa mooh fula huaa tha. Uska mooh uske precum se aur khudki thook se bhara hua tha.

Aisa mooh fulakar wo tithar bithar hajaaro sawal liye kalu ko dekhne lagi.

Ohhh...

Uske chehare par har ek second me alag alag expressions umad rahe the.


Haayee..bhabhi ke chehare par har second me badalne wali wo sexy adaaye dekh kalu toh hairaan dekhta reh gaya tha.

Bhabhi ke chehare par pal me ek ghinn najar aayi, toh dusare hi pal ek pachtawa najar aya. Tabhi ekdum se ghinn aur pachtawe ke beech me proud feeling bhi najar aayi.

Ohhh..my..hod...

Akhirkaar bhabhi ne pareshaan hokar sochna hi  band kiya.

Tabhi agle hi pal uss bichaari ke sath ek hadsaa huaa.
Wo mooh foolakar soch me padi hi thi, ke tabhi choke ki wajah se uski sans fass gayi. Wo ekdum se ankhe failaakar badi hi asahaj ho uthi. Uski ankh se toh ansu hi nikal gaye. Agale hi pal uske sath uthalputhal aur kapkapahat ho gayi.

Ohhh..

Samne khada kalu bhabhi ki ye ekdum se hui tadpadahat dekh raha tha.
Uss chocking me kalu ne dekha, ki bhabhi ke gardan ke nichle hisse me kai lahare ekdum se baari- baari umadkar chali gayi thi. 

Ohhh

Unn lahrone saaf saaf bata diya ki, poora maal nigla jaa chuka hai.

Ohh..my..hod...

To be continued....

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                Part 40




Unn laarone saaf saaf bata diya ki, poora maal nigla jaa chuka hai.


Ohh..my..hod...


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Ye najara dekh kar Kalu ke niche ki jammen khisak gayi. Nigala bhabhi ne tha, par gale me ghutan kalu ke hui. Wo itna khara ehsas tha.



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Bhale hi wo Hadassa tha, magar bhabhi wo ganda thook nigal chuki thi ab.

Nigalne ke baad bhabhi ke chehare par ek bahot hi ganda kaam karne ka pachatava saaf saaf dikhaai diya.
Kuch der tak ghinn khakar wyaak kar di.

Par agale hi pal apne andar ki hawas ko dikhaate hue bhabhi ne fir se uska lund lapak liya.

Ufff...

Yaha kaalu jaan gaya ki, bhabhi darsal kya chiz hai!

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Bhabhi puri hawas me doobi pratit ho rahi thi.
Wo ab saari maryada chodkar hosh gawa baithi thi. Ab jaakar wo apne secret skills dikhaane lagi.

Lund ko mooh me leneka stayle alag hi tha. Matlab premium tha. Apne Komal hoton ka chamu chota kar ke uske lund par achi tarah se hont ki giraft badha li. Fir ache tarah se ghaiste hue lund ko andar liya tha bhabhi ne.

Man me hi Kalu bol gaya- "Wahh..ab ise kehate hai mooh me lena."

Par agale hi pal Kalu ko pata chala ki ye toh bass shuruwat hai. Apne skill ka sthar next level badhaate hue bhabhi ne pura lund mooh me thoos liya aur tongue ko tope par fer ke usko maje dene lagi.

Kalu ke pure badan me gudgudi uth gayi.
Sabkuch ek kisi hasin sapne ki taraf aage badh raha tha,

Ke tabhi,

Tabhi ek hadsa ho gya.
Kalu itni taalim pacha naa paya.
Uski pichakari nikal gyi..

Dhatt### Sasura#### budbakk####

Uska dahi seedha bhabhi ke mooh me hi nikal gaya.

Uska itna virya nikla tha ki bhabhi ka poora mooh bhar gya tha.

Bhabhi ke chehre par thik waise hi shock wale reaction the, jaise jab kalu ne uske mooh me moota tha.

Uska pura maal mooh me liye hue bhabhi shock aur ghinn bhare expressions ke sath apna mooh khula rakh ke waise hi dekhti rahi. Jaise keh rahi ho- "ye kya kar diya?"

Kalu bhabhi ko dekhe jaa raha tha. Uske man me bass ek hi sawal nikla- " bhabhi thookegi, yaa ye bhi nigal jayegi?"

Magar, tabhi bhabhi chehare par ghinn bhar lekar uth khadi hui, aur kitchen besin me thookne lagi.


Wyaaakkkk.....thuuuuuu...thuuukkk####%%%&&&wyaaakkk...fuuuufuu...twakkk....chiiii...what the fukkkkkkkkkkkkk?????

Idhar,
Kalu bina koi reaction diye waise hi khada tha. Uski ankho me duniyaabhar ki sharm bhar gayi thi.
Jo rayata kalu ne failaya tha, uski yaad aate hi wo sharm se zhuk sa gya.

Sasura#

Jiss mouke ki talash me pahale din se taras raha tha, aaj akhir wo mouka khud chal ke uske pass aya tha. Lekin ye budbak khel shuru hone se pahale hi haar gaya.

Machali khud Chalke  jaal me fas gayi thi, lekin iska jaal paani se bahar aane se pahale hi fat gaya.

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Pooraa wyaakkk...thuuu....karne ke baad, ghinn bhare chehare se bhabhi krodhit hokar uski taraf dekhne lagi.

Magar uska aisa murjhaya rotalu mooh dekhkar bhabhi ki chi chi bhi ruk gayi, aur uska ghussa bhi naa raha. 

Kalu ka ye karnama dekh ulta bhabhi ko bada funny laga. Wo rokna chahati thi, magar akhir me jor se hass hi padi.

Bhabhi- Ufff...ha..ha..ha..ha..

Aise mamle me aurat ki hasi aur bhi bada apmaanit lagati hai. Kalu toh toot kar reh gaya.

Ye uski mardangi par kiya gaya seedha sawal tha.

Bhabhi ki wo hasi usko itna chubh gayi ki, Wo apna mooh chupaane ki koshish karne laga.

Tabhi usko kuch sujhi...
Wo apne Lund ko fir se hila kar uthane ki koshish karne laga.
Par uska lund koi jawab nahi de rha tha...jaise uska fuse udd gaya ho. Upar se wo bhabhi ki hasi ke samne khudpar concentrate hi nahi kar paa raha tha.

Ohhh..bichara...

Sasura....Kab se badi badi baate kar rha tha. Aur asali wala match aya toh 0 par out ho gaya.

Waise, dekha jaaye toh isme uski koi galti nahi thi.
Subah se uske lund ki itni uthak- baithak ho gayi thi, ki koi bhi khiladi thak jata.
Bhabhi ne uske lund ka 'switch on-switch off' itni baar kiya tha ki uska lund zhulas gya tha.

Aur waise bhi bhabhi ka husn aur uski skills aisi thi, ki bade bade ustad bhi zad jaate, Kalu kiss zad ki muli?

Lund ko fir se uthaane ki koshish bhi nakamyaab ho gayi thi. Ye dekh kar toh bhabhi aur jor se hasne lagi.

Bhabhi- Ha..ha..ha..ha..


Idhar kalu ko kuch samajh hi nahi aa raha tha. Uska lund itna bewafa toh nahi tha kabhi. Toh ab kaa ho gaya?

Wo lagaataar usko heelaane laga. Magar uske lund se koi jawab nahi aya.

Bhahhi toh ab uska majak uddane par utar aayi thi.

Bhabhi- Pata hai jee-
Koi manjha khatron ka khiladi tha. Kahatron ke samundar se khel kar khajana loot aya tha. Andhi, toofan, lahare, chattan...Pura samundar paar kar liya, aur pata hai? kinare aakar behosh ho gya...Ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..ha...

Sharmindagi se aur ghabrahat se kalu pasina pasina ho gaya.

Bhabhi uski halat par aur bhi jyada hasi jaa  rahi thi.
Hasti hui bhabhi par kalu ko bada ghussa aane laga tha. Par wo karta bhi kya? Uska awjaar hi jawab de gaya tha.

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Aise zillat bhare halat me kalu waha se turant baag khada huaa.

Wo issbaar pichewale mardon ke toilet me gaya. Aur waha jakar akele me apne lund ko hilaa kar uthane ki koshish karne laga.

Magar uska lund toh aise mar gaya tha, maano uski akhri chinkh kabki nikal gayi thi. 
Uska lund waha bhi uska sath naa de paya.

Akhir kalu sharmindagi se paseena paseena ho gaya. Socha tha toilet me jakar wo apne Lund ko uthayega, aur fir hasti hui bhabhi ko aakar sabak sikhayega. Magar kaha kuch? 

Akhir usne haar maan li.

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Ab wo mooh latkakar wapas kitchen me aya. Waise wo dobara apna mooh nahi dikhana chahata tha, magar uska kaam toh kitchen me hi tha.

Abtak bhabhi ne apne poore kapade pahan liye the. Usne ab ye rassleela kaa khel khatm karne kaa faisla le liya tha.

Waise pati ke jaane ke baad pahale din hi, kisi paraye mard se chudne kaa uska bhi khayal nahi tha. Par jo bhi huaa, hawas ki aag me huaa tha. Waise bhi ab wakt hote chala tha.


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Bhabhi ne chupchaap apna kaam niptaya. Apne sasur ko khana khilaya. Aur sabse akhir me wo khud khana khaane baith gayi.

Jab usne pahala nivala uthaya toh use pata nahi kya kya baate yaad aayi...Kalu ke lund ka ganda smell, Uske pre cum ka khara taste, uske moot ka swad, aur akhir uske dahi kaa taste.

Bhabhi ke andar ki lilly bol padi-
"Hummmm....badi sweet ki dukaan bata raha tha? Ganda kahi kaa? Gandagi ki dukaan kehna chahiye. Magar tumhe kya lilly?  Waise dekha jaaye toh dukan thik thaak hi hai. Sath me rabadi bhi kuch buri nahi thi...bass koi usko bata de ki, meetha khana khane ke baad diya jata hai. Khana khaane se pahale hi nahi...pagal kahi kaa..bada souda karne aya tha..souda toh baajume reh gaya, khud loot gaya.....haa.haa.haa....."

Bhabhi ne 1 nivala le liya.

Fir dusare nivaale pr fir sochne lagi.

Bhabhi- "Haayeee.....re....wo birju toh bada harami darinda nikla..bach gayi tu lilly, Aage se uss se jara door hi rahiyo. warna tu bhi teekhi mirchi khaa legi...haayeee re...dayyaa..."


Bhabhi gaalo me hasti hui khana khaane lagi.


The End.

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Ghar ki marammad- "Chapter 2"

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Ghar ki marammad : Chapter 2


                       Part 1


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Bhabhi ke ghar jo bhi kuch huaa, wo hosh uda dene wala tha unn dono ke liye. 

Unn dono ko bhi yahi laga ki, "Aisa kuch bas sapno ki duniya me hota hai, aur wo khud dono kitna naseedbwale the waha."

Birju ke sath toh pahali baar huaa tha. Usko toh abhi tak apne aap par yakin nahi ho rha tha. 

Pure din bhar bhabhi ne apni jawani ke nashe se aisi madahoshi bichaa di thi uss ghar me, ki unn dono kaa nasha abhi tak nahi utra tha.

Tadpa-tadpa kar unka pani nikal diya tha. Waise, dekha jaaye toh tadapne ke saath unn dono ko mila bhi bahot kuch tha. Jo wo sapne me bhi nahi soch sakte!

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Chut dene ka bhabhi ka ye andaz bada hi katilana tha. 

Birju toh ghar me jaakar bhi aahe chod raha tha.

Magar kalu kaa haal different tha.
Halaki, wo double pagal ho chuka tha, par uss se bhi jyada wo khudpar behad sharminda tha. 

Bina chode uska paani jo nikal gya tha!!

Isliye, jo mila uss nasib par meherbaan hone se badhkar, wo khudpar bahot hi jyada ghussa tha. Koi bhi hoga! 

Use baar baar bass yahi yaad aa raha tha, ki kaise usne uski zindagi kaa sabse bada chance miss kar diya?

Sharmindgi ke sath use khudpar ghussa bhi bada aa raha tha.

Ghar loutkar uska man itni guilt khaye jaa raha tha, ki use pal bhar ki bhi nind nahi aa rhi thi.



Toh fir usne Daaru ka khamba uthaya.

Daaru ki bottle kholi aur daaru pine laga.

Ghatakkk### gharakk###

Ab daaru ke nashe me khudke Lund ko Kosane laga-  
"Saale, harami, budbakkk...meri naak katwa di? jab samne naa ho, toh bada fudfudata rehta hai, aur jab hath mili thi, toh bill me ghuss gya? Kutta kahi kaa? Aur aisa ghuss gaya, ke kitna bulawe par bhi bahar hi nahi aya. Aise lund ka kya karu? Kaa ho gaya tha sasura tumka? Izzat ka choka banakar chod diya sasure uss haseena ke samne. Kaa soch rahi hongi wo? Aur ab dekho? Ab kaise uth khada hua hai? Madarchod, sasura, tuhari wajah se kon chut haath se nikal gayi hai kaa bataaye tumhe?"

Ghar aakar uska lund ache se kaam kar raha tha. Kalu ko ab bass aur 1 chance chahiye tha. Bass aur kuch nahi.

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Daaru ke nashe me wo kuch bhi bole jaa raha tha.

Kalu- "Muzhe bhabhi se maafi mang leni chahiye."

Fir Usne kuch socha, aur bhabhi ko call lagaane kaa faisla kiya.

Usne call ghumaya.

Kalu- Haello bhabhiji? Kaise ho? 

Bhabhi- Hello? 

Kalu- Wu darsal isliye phone kiye the ki.. aapka thanku bolna tha. 

Bhabhi- ....umm?

Kalu- Haa..Kaa khana khilaya hai aapne aaj. Sasura abhi tak swad jeebh par hai. Aapne hamaar jaise majdooron ke itni mehnat uthaayi. Aur ekdum hotel mafik khana banaya. Uske liye bada dhanywad jee. Aapka dil bahot bada hai jee.

Bhabhi- Jee?

Bhabhi kuch khaa rahi thi aisa maloom pad raha tha. Mooh me Nivala chabaate chabaate wo bol rahi thi.

Kalu- Hummm..ohhh..aur 1 baat thi. Wahi baat##@@. ab kaa hi bataaye aapko? Sasura chain hi nahi aa raha. Aaj jo bhi kuch huaa uske liye mai bada sharminda hu. Sasura hamra toh lickage hui gawa.... sorri jee..

Bhabhi- Jee? kiss chiz ke liye sorry? Kya hua tha? Konsa lickage? Pahale ye bataye phone kyu kiya hai? Itni raat...

Bhabhi awaj chadhakar boli thi.

Bhabhi ka ghussel mijaj dekh Kalu ki toh daaru hi utar gyi.

Wo thoda dar gya ki kahi bhabhi naraz toh naa ho jaaye.

Kalu- bhabhi ji, wu kam ke bareme bol rha tha.
darasal aapko ye batana tha ki kaam abhi tak pura nahi huaa hai. Thodi finising reh gyi hai. Wahi Lickage kaa bol raha tha. Toh lagata hai aur ek din lagega.

Bhabhi- hello, kuch sunai nahi de rha...kya bol rhe ho? ###....%%%...???...achaa jee..kya? ohhhh..kaam pura nahi hua? Kyu? Aapne toh kaha tha ki, tum bade expert ho, aur 1 din me khatam kar denge? Golu, ye bol rahe hai kaam pura nahi huaa".

Kalu turant samajh gya ki uska devar Golu bhabhi ke nazdik hi hai.

Kalu- Jee..waisa nahi...Bhabhi lagbagh ho gya hai, bass finising baaki hai. Wu chat kaa jyada kaam nikla. Toh birju kaa hath batana pada. Bass uske chakkar me yaha thoda baaki reh gaya. Jyada kuch nahi hai waise. Par uski wajah se lickage hone ka dar hai. Par aap tensin naa kare jee. Ye hamaare upar. ye free me kara denge, iska alag se koi paisa nahi karenge. Bass aur 1 din chahiye.

Bhabhi- kya? Paise? Wo toh bhool hi jaao...

Kalu- Jee? Hum keh rahe hai koi paise nahi chahiye....

Bhabhi- Achaa...thik hai..Hum log batayenge tumko..ab rakho phone. Mere gharwalo se puchni padegi. Par pakka hai agli baar tumhe koi kaam nahi milega..kamchor kahi ke..

Aisa bolkar bhabhi ne call kaat diya.

Khataakkkk..
《☆》

Kalu samajh gya tha ki uska devar Golu samne hi kahi baitha hai. Isliye bhabhi khul ke baat naa kar saki.



Toh ab wo fir se daaru pine me lag gya. Aur bhabhi ke call kaa intzaar karne laga. Usko pakka yakin tha ki, bhahhi fir se jaroor call karegi.

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Kalu ne 2 ghanta intazaar kiya, par bhabhi ka koi jawab nahi aya.

Kalu pareshan ho gya. Wo bas tadap rha tha batane ke liye ki, uska lund fuska nahi hai.

Daaru ke nashe me dhoot ab wo waise hi so gaya.


Dusari subah- 

Kalu subah subah bhaagkar bhabhi ke ghar nikal pada. Usko ab raha hi nahi jaa raha tha. Wo bass kisi tarah se 1 chance ki firaaq me baitha tha. 

Jaate jaate wo bass uparwale 1 hi duwa mang raha tha.
Kalu- " He bhagwan. Bass 1 chance aur. Issbaar aisa chodenge ki yaad rakhegi. Bass iska mood thik rahane do. "

Ab wo bhabhi ke ghar pahunch gaya.

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Takk..Takkk..

Thodi der me bhabhi ne darwaja khola.


Kalu- Hello bhabhiji...Namaste...

Bhabhi- Namaste? Aap log pagal ho kya? Pata hai meri pehchaan ki wajah se tumhe ye kaam mila tha. Ab kya jawab du mere pati ko aur mere sasuralwalon ko? Golu thik hi keh raha tha, ki aise logon par bharosa nahi karna chahiye. 

Kalu- Jee..aisa nahi jee..Uski bilkul tension aap mat karo. Hum sab thik kar dunga. Bass aur 1 din lagega. Itna hi. 

Bhabhi- What? Aur 1 din? Aap toh bhool hi jaao ab. Mere sasuralwale nahi maanenge ab. 

Isbaar Kalu thoda aage aya, aur dhimi awaj me bola.

Kalu- Sune naa..Kal ke liye mai bada sharminda hu. Sasura hamra awjaar kaam kar gaya. Par mai bass itna batana chahata hu, ki isme uski koi galti nahi thi. 4-5 ghante se wo iss duniya ki sabse khubsoorat jawani ke samne tha. Aur pahali baar usko kisine mooh me liya tha. Toh itni taleem wo kaise pacha leta? Bataayiye? Magar ghar me jakar raatbhar pareshaan karta raha. Dekhiye, aapki awaj se hi kaise tadap raha hai fir se. Bass 1 mouka aur.....




Bhabhi- Are, ye kya battmizi hai? Kahe ke paise? Itne hi milenge adhure kaam ke. Ek toh kaam pura nahi aur paise jyada chahiye? Golu, jara dekho, ye doodhwale bhaiyaa kya jabardasti laga rakhe hai?

Kisike aane ki ahat sunkar bhabhi ne ekdum se dant lagana shuru ki thi.

Ohhh...

Lagata hai uska devar Golu niche aya tha.


Golu kaa naam sunte hi Kalu satark ho gaya.

Tabhi Golu bahar aya.

Golu- Kya huaa bhabhi? Battamiji? kaisi battamizi? Wo doodhwale? Kya huaa?


Kalu- Nahi, nahi, malik. Hum jyada paisa nahi mang rahe the. Hum toh kaam pura karne ke liye bhabhiji ko bol rhe tha. Paise nahi chahiye.

Golu- Bilkul nahi. Muzhe toh pahale se doubt tha. Saste ke chakkar me aisa hi hota hai. Ab koi jaroorat nahi aapki. Hum dusara dekh lenge. Aap jaayiye.

Kalu bada dar gaya.

Kalu- Malik, tanik baat toh sun le meri. Wu chat kaa kaam jyada laga aapke ghar kaa. Warna kaam ho jata poora. Ab agar karna chahate, toh yuhi niptakar chale jaate. Wahi thookpatti wala kaam. Magar hum waisa nahi chahate the. Sasura wo hamra Imaan hi nahi. Aur bhabhi jee ke liye toh katayi nahi karunga aisa thookpatti wala kaam. Aapke bhaiyaa Ranajee ne ganda shirt dekhkar Manali se naya shirt laaye the. Uska kaise bhool sakte hai hum? Ab Prasad gharane kaa aisa kaam kar ke denge, toh bataayiye kaa izzat reh jaayegi iss mohalle me hamaari? Bisines kar paayenge kaa? Aapke bade papa jee ko bhi janat hai hum. Aur toh aur, rahi dhande ki baat toh, Humka ab achhe se pata hai aapke ghar ke baare me. Kona kona janat hai ab. Uss hisaab se hi fitting bithayi hai. Toh hamka ache se pata hai, konsa, aur kitna kaam baaki reh gaya hai. Ab agar yahi dusare ko de denge, toh pahali baat toh usko yahi samajhne me adha din chala jaayega. Aur hamra jugaad uske bass ki baat nahi. Toh sab jod nikal kar wo fir se apna jod lagaayga. Ho gaya naa double kharcha? Aur hum toh free me karne jaa rahe hai. Aap jaisa honhaar ko ye bataane ki jaroorat nahi hai. 

Golu- Achaa? Toh aaj ghar pe hu. Aaj hi nipta lo fir. 

Kalu- Are kaisi baat karat ho malik. Aaj Amavas hai, isliye toh kal karwa diya.

Golu- Are haa naa..pr kal se toh meri exam start hai. Ab agle 10din tak nahi rahunga.

Kalu- Malik, kal aakar bacha huaa kam nipta leta hu naa. Aapke hone ki jaroorat nahi kal ki tarah. Bhabhi jee ne sabkuch ache se handle kiya tha kal.

Golu- Are nahi....issbaar mai ache se sab dekhrekh me karwana chahata hu. Taaki ahi aur kuch reh naa jaaye. auraton ko inn kaamo kaa baariki se pata nahi hota. Toh ab agar karna hai, toh 10din ke baad hi aao.


Ye sunte hi kalu kaa chehara hi pad gaya.

Kalu- Par malik..

Golu- Kaha naa..10 din ke baad.. ab niklo....bhabhi, tabtak inke paise kaa heesaab mat Karo. 

Bhabhi- Thik hai Ģolu.

Kalu ki toh jaan hi baith gayi. Man me golu ko hajaar gaaliya dene ke baad kalu fir se request karne laga.

Kalu- Par malik..majdoor kal hi khaali tha. Toh haato haath ho jata,Mere liye achaa hota....

Golu- Are kaha naa 10din ke baad. Samajh me nahi aata kya? Aap se ho sakta hai toh karo, warna koi jaroorat nahi aane ki. Hum kisi aur se karwa lenge.

Issbaar Golu ne awaj chadhakar boli thi.


Toh, ab kalu ko mooh latkaa kar waha se jana hi pada. Jyada prayaas karta toh Golu ko kuch shaq ho jata, aur baat bighad jaati.


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Kalu mooh latka kar ghar aya.

Ghar aakar uska kisi aur kaam me man hi nahi laga. Ek udaasi, ek khudke Lund par ghussa, aur bhabhi ki wo kaan me bajane wali hasi - ye 3 chize hi uske deemag me ghum rahi thi.

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Uske baad usne bhabhi ko 2 baar call lagaya. Magar bhabhi ne uska call nhi uthaya.

Akhir raat ko bhabhi ke naam ki mooth markar wo so gaya.

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Next Day -

Use laga tha, agale din naya suraj nikalega.
Magar baat wahi thi. Agale din bhi bhabhi ne uss se baat nahi ki. Wo ek anjaan aurat ki tarah usko ignore kar rahi thi. Kalu ne kai bar sorry Manga, uss se baat karne ki koshish ki, magar bhabhi ko koi fark nahi pada. 

Iss tikhi mirchi kaa kuch yu hi andaaj tha!!

Auraton ke inn nakharo ke aage kisi ki kuch nahi chalti.

Agale aur 2 din bhabhi ne uss se baat tak nahi ki.

Uss din ghar aakar kalu ne apne lund ko pakadkar peet diya.

Kalu- Dekha? Ye sab tumhari wajah se huaa hai..

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Next Day -

Fir aayi agali subah. Lagaatar 3 din tak bhabhi ne kaalu ko ignore hi kiya. Aaj bhi bass doodh ki adla-badali kar ke andar chali gayi.

Kalu nirash ghar lout gaya.

Kareeb kareeb 10 baj chuke the. 

Ke,
Tabhi,
Ekdum se kalu ko ek call aya.

Kalu- Hallawww...kon?

Golu- Mai Golu bol raha hu. 

Kalu- Are malik aap? 

Golu- Ek baat bataao. Kya faltu kaamchori kar ke aaye ho aap dono? 

Kalu- Kaa huaa malik?

Golu- Abhi abhi muzhe bhabhi kaa call aya tha. Kitchen basin kaa pipe lickage kar raha hai. Ye konsa kaam kar ke gaye ho?  

Kalu- hamne kahi thi, ki lickage kaa khtra hai, par aap toh sune nahi.

Golu- Are ye kya baat huii? Tum toh keh rahe the, ki thoda bahot finishing reh gaya hai. Ye toh Main pipe kaa hi lickage kaise ho gaya? Isko thoda bahot bolte ho kya? Muzhe tog lagata hai sab gadbad kar ke aaye ho tum dono. Mai pahale hi bhahhi ko bata raha tha. Ab waha bhabhi call pe call kiye jaa rahi hai aur mai exam ke liye College me hu. Tum abhi ke abhi apne majdoor ko lekar ghar jaao, aur poora kaam nipta do. Warna muzhse bura koi nahi hoga. Lickage ki wajah se bhabhi kaa Sara kaam ad gaya hai. 


Ye sunte hi kalu ki khushiyon ka thikaana naa raha. Wo hawa me chalag markar fir se khada ho gaya. Usko turant pata chala ki ye bhabhi kaa hi plan tha.


Golu- Hello? Bolti kyu band ho gayi tumhari? Muzhe aaj ke aaj ye kaam khatam chahiye...

Kalu- Jee..jeee..jeee..malik..aap tensin naa lo. Wo mai dekh leta hu. Abhi jata hu aapke ghar aur sab thik kar deta hu. Aap apne pariksha me dhyaan do.

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Phone ke rakhte hi kalu khushi se pagalon ki tarah uchalne laga.

Fir usne khud ko control kar liya.

Ab sabse pahale usne Birju ko call Kiya.

Birju koi dusara kaam karne ke liye ghar se nikal chuka tha. Magar bhabhi kaa ghar sunte hi usne wo kaam cancel kar dala aur idhar doude chale aane laga.

Waise kalu akela bhi jaa sakta tha. Magar uska plan ye tha ki, birju ko kaam pe lagaya jaaye, aur khud har ek mouke kaa maje liya jaaye. Aur waise bhi usne uss din dekha tha ki, birju ki moujoodgi aur uski shaitanani baato ne bhabhi ke andar kya aag lagaayi thi!


Khair,
Ab kalu fat se utha, aur sabse pahale apne pehchaan ke medical me gaya. Waha sex ke related jitni dawayi mill sake, utni kharid li. 

Usne Condom bhi karid liya tha. Aaj wo poori tayaari ke sath jaane wala tha. 

Pichle 2 mahino se wo jiss ghadi kaa intzaar kar raha tha, aaj ye awsar samne se chal ke aya tha uske pass!


Ab wo wapas ghar aya. Aaj confidence ke liye usne apni favourite daaru ke 2 pag lagaaye. Fir ab wo sex ki dawayiya khaa li. 1 time pe 1 hi khani hoti thi. Usne 2 eksath khaa li.

Ab usne bhabhi ko call ghuma diya.

Tringg...tringg..tringgg...


Kalu- Helaawww...Bhabhi jee...Hum aa rahe hai. Golu jee ne phone kiya tha. Aap tension naa le. Jaldi pahunch jayenge. Kahe toh, Iss baar koi kasar nahi chodenge. Fikar mat kro bhabhji. Iss baar pakka...


Bhabhi- huunnnn.....ufff...kya kaam kar ke gaye ho? Subah se mera poora kaam pending pada hai. Aao aur thik kara ke jaao jaldi.

Kalu- Jee..aap tensin naa lo. Jaldi awat hai. Awjaar lekar.


Poore 3 din baad aaj bhabhi ne uss se baat ki thi.
Kalu bada khush tha. Aaj ki tarikh likhkar rakhne jaisa din aya tha.

Bhabhi phone rakhne lagi.

Kalu- Halawwww...Bhabhi jee...rakhiye nahi..

Bhabhi- Jee? 

Kalu- Wu...Ek baat thi. 

Bhabhi- Kya?

Kalu- Rahne dijiye..aap ghussa ho jaogi...

Bhabhi- What? Kyaaa? Bataao toh. Aisi kya baat hai? Are bataoge nahi toh kaise samjhega fir?

Kalu- Pakka? pahle bolo ghussa nahi hogi. Wu kaa hai ki, aapka ghussa bada khatarnaak hai.

Bhabhi- Are bina sune kaise bolu...chalo thik hai, ghussa nahi hungi.

Kalu- Haa...Ab Wu baat aisi hai ki, darsal aaj hum Machli khana chahate the. 

Bhabhi- What? MACHLI?

Kalu- Haa..Kaa badhiya khana banaate ho aap. Toh soche aaj Machli bhi chakh lete hai aapke hath ki. Hamka Machli bada pasand hai.

Bhabhi- Wo hello!! Aaj bhi kya poora din lagaaoge kya? Aap toh keh rahe the halka saa kaam bacha hai. Muzhe laga 1hr me ho jayega.

Kalu- Baat kaam ki hai hi nahi. Uska kitna bhi time lage? Par khana toh khaa sakat hai naa? Aapke hath me swad hi aisan hai ki kaa bataaye? Hum garibon ko pata nahi aisa khana ab kab nasib hoga? Aap ek kaam kaahe nahi karti? Aapka toh Hotel dalna chahiye. Sach keh raha hu. Haa, agar aapko koi paresani hai toh bilkul rehne dijiye. Hum toh bass yuhi keh rahe the.

Bhabhi ne thoda time laga diya reply dene me. Par akhir wo boli.


Bhabhi- Ohhh..bass itani si baat. haa..toh khaa lena. Mai fish bhi bahot achi banati hu. Mere hath ki fish khakar dekho, chicken bhool jaaoge. 

Kalu- Ahhhaaa....ye hui naa baat. Ab lag raha hai apni bebak bhabhi. 1 number. Aate wakat le aate hai. Sasura abhi se bhook lagane laga hai.

Bhabhi- Thik hai..le aayiye. Ungaliya chahate reh jaaoge. 
Bhabhi muskura gayi.

Fir bhabhi ne call rakh diya.

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《☆》


Kalu khushi se jaane ki tayaari me lag gaya.
Tabhi uske andar ki daaru aur sex ki dawayi ne asar dena shuru kiya

Usne fir se bhabhi ko call lagaya.

Kalu- Hallwwww...bhabhi jee..

Bhabhi- Ab kya huaa?

Kalu- Par aapse naa ek shikayat hai.

Bhabhi- Shikayat? Kya?

Kalu- Apne paraso pure din Chai hi nahi puchi?

Bhabhi- Hayee dayaa.aree haa na...mai toh bhool hi gyi. Seedha khana banane me lag gyi....kaisi hu mai? aap logonko chaai bhi nahi puchi? 

Kalu- Wu hi...aapke hath ki Chai kaa kahana? Umma..ekdum mast. Wo birjuwa ko badi pasand hai chai. Wo uss din baar baar puch raha tha.

Bhabhi- Are toh muzhe yaad kyu nahi dilaayi aapne? Aap bhi naa? Aaj aate hi Chai ready rakhti hu aap dono ke liye.

Kalu- Par aisi waisi nahi. Special wali chahiye.

Issbaar ekdum se kalu ko tone badal gai thi.


Bhabhi- Special? Kya special? Wo hello, meri chaai achi hi hoti hai. 

Kalu- Haa..woh toh hai..par mai soch rha tha, ki aaj special chaai pine mil jaaye toh!!??##%%

Bhabhi- special? What special?

Kalu- Jaane do..aap fir ghussa ho jaaogi...

Bhabhi- Are, saaf saaf kaho jo bhi kehna hai. kya ghussa ghussa laga rakhe ho? 

Kalu- Dekho! Aap ghussa ho gyi. Aapka ghussa bada khatarnaak. isiliye dar rha hu.

Bhabhi- Ab bataoge? Thik hai nahi ghuss karungi.

Kalu- Tumhare doodh ki.

Waha ekdum se sannata fail gaya.

Khushhaal phone call serious ban gaya.

Thodi der Bhabhi chup chaap khadi rahi. 

Kalu- Hello? ##%%&&.are kaat diye kaa? Dekha, aap ghussa ho gyi naa? Humka pata tha...

Bhabhi- Aapka dimaag toh thik hai naa? Kya bake jaa rahe ho? Ghussa nahi toh kya fool pehna du? Aisi battamizi apne biwi ke sath karo. Biwi ke sath kya? aisi battamizi toh biwi ke sath bhi nahi kar sakte. Chupchap phone rakhe aap.

Bhabhi ne ghusse me jawab diya.

Kalu- Are bhabhi, itna ghussa kaahe? Baat ko samjho..aapke aur mere alawa kisiko pata nahi hai..kya fark padega?

Bhabhi- Pagal ho gye ho kya aap? Ye kya bake jaa rhe ho? Jara si dheel kya de di, ye log sar cadh jaate hai. Apni had me raho, samjhe?

Kalu- Are baap re. Lagata hai aaj apni Lilly ghar pe nahi hai. Thik hai jee, Aapko itna ghussa aya toh rahane dijiye. chod do. 
Waise kaa hi farak padata hai? Raat ka, ya fir Subah ka thoda nikal ke bajume rakh dena. Aur wahi dalke chaai bana dena. Kisko kya pata chalne wala hai? Itna muskil bhi nahi tha ye.

Uski iss baat pe bhabhi sochne lagi.

- "Baat toh sahi kahi hai isne, kya fark padta hai?
Kalu ko toh pata hi hai..baaki kisiko Khabar bhi nahi. Aur roj nikalna toh hai, thoda baaju me nikalkar chaai bana dungi toh kya hi jata hai."

Tabhi kalu bol pada.

Kalu- Are nahi nahi..Mai Mera nuskaan kaahe kara lu? Mai apne hisse tay me se koi doodh nahi de sakta. Toh agar chaai banani hai toh dopahar ka taza nikalar banana hoga aapko.

Bhabhi- What?? Ye kya bole jaa rahe ho? Chiiii... Sharam naam ki koi chiz? Aap apne kaam se kaam rakho. Bahot huaa aapka. Rakho.

Kalu- Par aap toh dopahar kaa deti nahi ho.

Bhabhi- What? Ye kya khud se bake jaa rahe ho?

Kalu- Are Kalu jee, toh kaa huaa? aaj ek din de degi. Konsa 1 litter nkalna hai? Bass 1 cup toh chahiye. Itna dopahar me aram se extra kaa nikal sakta hai. Tay Matra ko koi nuksaan kiye bina. Hamne sab check kiya hai, bhains ekdum premium quality ki hai. Aram se itna manage ho jaayega... Ha..ha..ha..

Bhabhi- Shut up...

Khataakkk....

Bhabhi ne phone hi kaat diya.

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Kalu ne fir se call lagaya. 

Kalu- Are aap toh bahot naraj ho gayi. Itna naraj hokar kaise chalega?

Khataak...

Bhabhi ne fir se uska call kaat diya.

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Toh, ab fir se kalu ne call ghumaya.

Kalu- Khabardaar agar call kaat diya toh.

Ye wali line Kalu ekdum ghusse se bol pada tha.

Ufffff.

Bhabhi ekdum shock ho gayi. 

Kalu- Aapko kya laga, Hum aapse binati kar rahe hai? Naa..naa..binati nahi, balki bata rahe hai. Toh, Ab meri baat ache se sun le aap. Chaai toh banegi, aur wo bhi tumhare taaze doodh se hi. Ye hukum hai Mera. 

Bhabhi- Whatttttt? How dare you? Tumhari himmat kaisi ho gayi? Apni aukaat me rahiye. Aap muzhse aisi kaise baat kar sakte ho?

Issbaar bhabhi sach me ghusse se lal ho gayi.
Ghussa toh tha, magar kalu ki iss bartaav ne usko ekdum achambit kar dala tha.


Kalu- What- faat kuch nahi. Aaj mai dikhata hu aukaat meri. Hamka achi tarah se pata hai, ki lickage kisne, aur kaise karwaya hai. Toh ye nakhare dikhane ki jaroorat nahi hai. Mardon ke sath khelne kaa bada shouk hai naa aapko? Sasura 2 mardon ko zhulsaa ke rakha tha uss din? Toh aaj dekhe, ye 2 mard kaise tuzhe zhulsa dete hai. Aaj uss din se gehara khela hoga sab. Uss din 1 milkar hum dono ka chal- kapat kara rahi thi? Aaj hum do marad milkar tere 1 kaa chal- kapat kar ke chodega. Ha..ha..ha..ha .Aaj saari hade toot jayegi.

Ohhhhh.....

Uska ye roudrroop dekhkar bhabhi shock thi. Aaj pahali baar Kalu ne caracter se pare baat ki thi bhabhi se. Aaj pahali baar uske andar kaa mard bekaabu hokar bhabhi par foot pada tha.

Uski wo joro ki ghussel awaj aur baate sunkar Bhabhi titar- bitar ho gayi, uske mooh se hajaar gaaliya nikali, par mooh ke bahaar ek labj bhi sunaayi nahi diya. 

Wo ghusse se tilmila rahi thi, tabhi kalu aage bola.


Kalu - Ab dhyaan se suno. Sun lo aaj kaa khela kaisa hoga. Ghabraayiye nahi, isme aapko bhi double maja aanewala hai.
Toh sune, Mai chahta hu issbaar jab hum aayenge, tab tum nangi hokar darwaja khologi aur hamara Swagat karogi. 

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ghusse se foot gayi.

Bhabhi- What? Kya? Ye kya bakwas baate kar rahe hai? Nasha kar ke call kiye ho kya? Besharam insaan..tumhari ye jurrat? 

Kalu- Nangi..haa.haa..wo bhi poori nangi. Sar se paav tak sab kuch nangi.

Bhabhi- Shut up. 


Khataakkk....


Bhabhi ne call hi kaat diya.

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Mgar Kalu ne fir se lagaaya.

Kalu- Dekha...aap ghussa ho gyi. Ha. Ha..ha..Magar batadu ki, ye utna bhi muskil nahi hai. Main toh apko poora nanga pahale hi dekh chuka hu. Aur birjuwa ne bhi lagbagh sabkuch dekh hi liya hai. Aur poora nahi dekha hai usne, toh aaj dekh lega. Ha..ha..ha..
Toh utna bhi muskil nahi hai ye. Aapko bass darwaja kholna hai, hamra swagat karna hai, aur uske baad chahe toh aap apne kapade pahan lena. Hum aapko baad me poochega bhi nahi.
Mai bass itna chahta hu ki, aap puri nangi hokar hamara intzar karte baithe, aur humare aate hi nangi swagat kare.

Bhabhi- What the fuck..kya bol rahe ho samajh me aa raha hai? Daaru pi rakhi hai naa? Nashe me kya bole jaa rhe ho? Pagal kahi ke...

Khataakkk...

Bhabhi ne fir se call kaat diya.

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Kalu ne fir se lagaaya. Waise bhabhi uska call utha nahi rahi thi, magar jabtak uthaya nahi jaaye, abtak har baar kaalu lagata jaa raha tha.


Kalu- Khabardaar. Agar fir se call toda toh. Aap samajh nahi rahe bhabhi..Mai binati nahi kar raha hu, balki hukum kar raha hu.


Bhabhi- What the fuck? Hukum? Tumne samajh kya rakha hai muzhe? Ye mijaj apni biwi par chodo. Samjhe? Apni aukat me rahiye..Bata rha hu bol rha hai. Warna bada game kar dungi aapke sath. Aap janate nahi ho muzhe.

Kalu- Biwi toh kabki bhaag gayi hai apni. Aur Hukum biwi par nahi, bhains par choda jata hai. Waise bhool gyi kya Maine khareed rakha hai aapko.
kharid ne ke baad bhi dusare ke ghar rahati hai tu. Toh, apne Malik ke liye itna toh kar hi sakti hai.


Bhabhi- Shut- uppppppp......Battamiz...pagal...tumhe pagalon ke doctors ke ilaj ki jaroorat hai. Yaha aane se pahale pagalon ke dawakhaane jaakar aapna ilaaj karwa lo. Nashe me kuch bhi bake jaa rha hai..###&&####


Bhabhi ghuse se tilmila gayi.


Kalu- Tu shakkaapppp....Kal tak lund lekar choosne wali, aaj itna nakhre dikha rahi thi? 


Ye sunte hi bhabhi ne phone kaat diya.

Khatttaaakkkk...

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Kalu ki ye akhari baat sunkar Bhabhi issbaar itna dar gai, ki uske haath-pair kampne lage.

Wo hapne lagi aur sochne lagi ki aaj Kalu ko huaa kya hai? Kahi ye dono milkar uska bang naa kara de?

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Tabhi bhabhi ka fir se phone baj utha.

Tring..Tring.. Tring...

Wo kalu hi tha.

Bhabhi ne bilkul call nahi uthaya. 

Kalu call pe call karta gaya.

15 missed call se pareshan bhabhi ne akhir uska call fir se utha liya.

Issbaar bhabhi THE-END karna chahati thi.

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Tabhi samne se awaj ayi.

Kalu- Kaisa laga mera majaak?

Ye sunkar bhabhi chounk gayi.

Kalu- Ha..ha..ha..ha....
Kalu joro se call pe hasne laga.

Bhabhi confuse hokar sunane lagi.

Kalu- Are bhabhi jee..kahi aap dar toh nahi gayi? Kaa bhabhi? Iss kaalu ko abtak nahi pahchana kaa aapne? Iss ki aukaat toh hai kya? aapse aisi baat karne ki? Ha..ha..haaaaaa....Are hum jara aapki le rahe the..majaak kar kar raha tha...majaak...ahhha.hhaaaa...ahhhaa...
Darsal baat e hai ki, hamari majdoor logon ke jamavde me ek function rakhe hai ihh log. Usme Natak bithaya hai. Ab humka diya hai, ek darinda besharam daaku kaa paatr, jo apne biwi par atyachaar karta hai. Abhi abhi kagaj hath me dekar Natak skhaane wale master jee bole, ki aurat ko dekhkar tuhari toh fat jaati hai, tum rokh kya jma paaoge aurat par? Jara paractis karo yaha waha. Tabhi Golu jee kaa call aya. Isliye socha ki, jara awaj chadhakar bola jaaye. Ha..ha..ha...waisan gustaaki ke liye bahot badi maafi, bhahhi jee.

Uffffff.....


Ye sunkar bhabhi ki jaan me aa aayi. Kalu badla nahi tha, wahi tha samajhme aane ke baad bhabhi ne lambi sans bhar li. Waise Natak ki aad me wo apni rotiya send le raha hai, ye bhabhi jaan gayi thi.


Bhabhi- What? Aisa majak kon karta hai? Meri toh jaan nikal gayi thi yaha. Meri toh ab bhi sanse kaabu me nahi hai..uffff..Bhagkar gayi aur bahaar ke gate ko tala markar aayi mai. Socha, pata nahi konse darinde aa rahe hai?..ufff...,.Aap bhi naa...battamiz Kahi ke? Wo apna natak chulhe me daalo. Badmash kahi ke? Uffff....

Kalu- Are sariii..sariii...jee..waise aapki awaj se pata chal raha hai ki kitna dar gaye ho aap. Aur aap itna dar gayi hai, iska matlab hum kirdaar ekdum perfect kar gaye hai, lagata hai.... Ha..ha..hamm

 Bhabhi- Shut up. Ab bahot ho gaya majak. Pahale yaha jo rayta faila gaye ho. Usko repair karo pahale. Iss umar me natak suj rahe hai inko.

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Kalu- Aa hi rahe hai, bhabhi jee. Birjuwa toh nikal bhi chuka hai. Ummhh..ahhmmm... Aur ek baat kehna chahte hai be jhijhzk. Fir bhale hi aapko ghussa aaye. 

Bhabhi- What?

Kalu- Ab Hukum toh nahi chod sakte aap ke upar, par apni chaah toh rakh sakte hai aapke samne? Toh rattu bhar ki jabardasti nahi, magar hum kaa chahte hai? ye jaroor bataana chahate hai aap se. "Arji hamari, Marji tumhari.."

Bhabhi- Kya?

Bhabhi sans foolakar chalbichal ho gayi.

Kalu- Aap galat naa samajhna, magar mai chahata hui issbaar wala khela sach me double gehara ho. Kitna kuch hokar raha, kitna kuch hone se raha. Aur iss baar bhi aapki marji ke khilaap ek arji nahi rahegi. 

Bhabhi- Ye kya bole jaa rahe ho?

Bhabhi asahaj hokar doubtfully poochne lagi.


Kalu- Toh mai chahata hu ki...Matlab ye bass meri chah hai, koi jabardasti nahi hai ki aako karna hai, yaa naa karna. Par Issbaar mai chahata hu ki, jaisa upar bataya waisa tayar hokar swagat ho hamara. 

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ki sanse fool gayi. Uske andar ek ajeeb si feeling jaag uthi. Ek ajeeb si bachaini si kasak.

Bhabhi- Ufff..aap fir se shuru ho gaye?

Kalu- Sasura..aap soche ki uss birjuwa kaa kya haal hoga? Jab wo aapko aisa poora nanga dekhega...wu bhi aapke sasural ke darwaje pe. Aisa swagat toh devtawon ko bhi nasib nahi hoga. ohhhh...

Bhabhi- Stop it..

Kalu- Are hum bass bata rahe hai apne man me kaa chal raha hai. Koi jabardasti nahi.

Ohhh...
 
Uski wo ajeebo-garib demands ne bhabhi ko bada baichain kar ke choda. 

Bhabhi soch me pad gayi - " uff..Lilly, ye kya bole jaa raha hai. Jara soch agar tu apne sasural me inka nangi hokar swagat karegi? Kaisa najara hoga? Ufff..."


Ek hath se phone pakade hue bhabhi ne toh apni dusari ungali ko kaat hi liya.

Bhabhi- Aunchhh...ufff..

Kalu- Kaa huaa?

Bhabhi- Kuch nahi..

Fir man me sochne lagi-  "Haayeee..dayyyaa..ye mai kya karne lagi.."


Kalu- Are idhar dhyaan deo jara. Aur hai. Darsal mai soch rha tha, ki ab chai ki baat nikali hi hai toh, ab chaai toh taaze doodh ki hi banegi. Aur uske liye aapko kya pareshani me dalna? Mai soch raha hu khud hi aapka doodh nikaal du aur chaai me daal du. Ekdum fressss....ahhhaaa...Jara soche bhabhi, Bahar birju aur aapke sasur baithe honge, aur mai andar aapka taza taza doodh nikal rha hu. Ufff..ahhhaaa....Aur fir uski chaai bana kar unhe bhi pila raha hu.
Kya mast maja aayega..!!

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ka yaha gala sukh gaya. 

Ohh..my..hod..

Kalu- Bhabhiji...kaha kho gayi. Sabse jaroori baat toh ab sune.
Wo Birjuwa sasura, aajkal hamka utha bhaav nahi deta hai, jaisa pahale deta tha! Toh usko toh dikhaana hoga ki darsal mai kya chiz hu, aur asali Malik kon hai? Toh Subah jab aap nangi hokar hamara swagat karogi, toh mai chahata hu ki aap uss din ki tarah apne pichwade chutad par Mera Naam likhwa kar aaogi. Wuhi lal pen se. Sath me uss din ki taraf saaf saaf ye bhi likha huaa chahiye- "Mai kalu ki bhains hu". Sasura jab ye dekh lega, toh use samajh aayega ki mera kya sthar hai. Tab wo muzhe pahale ki tarah bhaav dega. 

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ke rongate khade ho gaye aur uske hath se phone hi gir gaya.


To be continued....

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    Ghar ki marammad- Chapter 2


 Part 2


Kalu- Helllwww...kaa awaj aayi? Helloww...bhabhi jee? Kya gira?

Bhabhi- uff..kuch nahi...

Kalu- Haa..toh aage sune naa bhabhi jee. Aur ek baat thi. Wu toh badi jutch jaayegi aapke upar.

Bhabhi- Kya?

Bhabhi ne sanse rok li.

Kalu- Wahi....jo aapke pati ki khass pyaari chiz! Ha..ha..Hum usike baare me baat kar rahe hai. Haa..haa..wu-hi, jo 5 din pahnaya tha aapke pati ne aapko.

Ye sunte hi Bhabhi ke chehare ke expressions badal gaye. Wo kuch toh samajh gayi aur uski sans atak gayi.


Bhabhi- Mai rakh rahi hu.

Pachtawa khakar bhabhi turant bol padi.


Kalu- Haa. Aapne thik samjha. Wuhi.... mere bhains ki Poonch.

Bhabhi sunn reh gayi thi, magar call shuru tha.

Kalu- Haa...haa..'Poonch'..mere bhains ki poonch. Toh yeh Poonch bhi pahankar aao aap.

Bhabhi ne fukkk se anke band kar li.

Kalu-  Ahhhaaa...kaa najara hoga!! Golu toh?? ## Haa.. ha..ha. uski toh khair hi nahi!! Bhabhi jee, Ek bata raha hu, matlab mai toh keh raha hu, ki aap apne dusare chutad par ambulance kaa number bhi chapwa lena. Nahi, wu kabhi bhi jaroorat padane wali hai lagata hai. Ab darwaja khulte hi birjuwa aise 6-7 zhatke khaane wala hai ki, pakka koma me chala jaayega issbaar. 
Sasura kaa, kaa zhelega? Ek toh darwaja dhadaam se khulte hi wo aapko pahali baar poora nanga dekhega...ufhhaa..Kaa haseen jawani se bhara jisam hai aapka, ye hum kaa bataay aapka? Koi heroine bhi fiki hai aapke samne....Ye maal dekhkar sasura wahi jam jayega, parsao ki tarah. Ha..ha..ha..

Kalu- Fir wu dekhega aapke ye Vishal mumme. Maa kasam khakar kehata hu Bhabhi, itne bade usne aajtak kisike nahi dekhe honge. Unse samhal hi jayega, tabhi usko aapki ye badi chuchiya dikh padengi. Haayee..inkaa toh kaa hi kehna? Aur aapko toh pahale hi bataya hai hamne, ki birjuwa ko badi Than wali bhainse kitni pyaari hai? Ha..ha..haa..sasura wahi doodh nikalne naa lag jaaye, yahi kaafi hai.

Bhabhi poori sehem gayi thi. Adhuri lambi sans lekar aanhe chodne lagi thi. 

Bhabhi- Shut up..aap bhi naa..bilkul chup ho jaao ab. Chale rakh rahi hu mai.

Kalu- Are aage toh sune. Aapke kamsin pet se niche utarte jab wo aapki uss 'Nakhel' ko dekhega!! ufff..Ahhhaaa...ye dekhkar toh wo boukhla hi jayega. Sasura Chut dekhna bhool jaayega. Ahh..ahh..ahh.. aajtak itni sundar Nakhel lagayi bhains kabhi naa dekhi hogi usne. Bhains chode, aisa kuch hota hai ye usko pahali baar pata chalega. Wahhh..uska mooh dekhne layak hoga.

Bhabhi- Shut up..ab ek labj nahi.
Nakhel ki sunkar toh bhabhi ke andar ek ajeeb si bachaini doud gayi.

Kalu- Aji, jaise hi wo aapki Nakhel ko dekhega, toh aap sharmakar piche mood jaayegi. Ahhhaaa..yha toh aur ek zhatka lag jaayega sasure ko. Usko pata chal jaayega ki, iss khubsoorat bhains ko Nakhel hi nahi, balki Poonch bhi hai. Insaani jisam par aisi koi chizhon ki usne Kalpana bhi nahi ki hongi. Jaise Maine nahi ki thi.

Bhabhi- Shooo...chup ho jaayiye naa..

Kalu- Aur isme usko jalaane ke liye Mera naam aapki Chutad pe. Ahhhaaaa...kaa najara hoga? Umhaa...

Bhabhi- Dekhe, bahot huaa, ab mai phone rakh rahi hu....

Kalu- Ajii..aap naraj nahi hoyiye. Jaisa ki kaha, ye toh bass mere man ki baate hai. Aap thodi naa aisa kuch karnewali hai?

Bhabhi- Exactly, mai bhi toh yahi keh rahi hu. Toh apni ye vichitr baate band kariye,  aur phone rakhiye.

Kalu- Are aur toh sune...aur bhi kuch soch ke rakhe hai hum...

Bhabhi- Hello jee, aur-tour rahane dijiye. Ab jara meri bhi sune aap. Toh, apne inn khayaali jajbaaton ko yahi khatam kar daaliye. Kyunki, abhi jo mai bataane jaa rahi hu, wo sunkar aapka poora nasha utar jaayega. Haa, Toh baat darsal ye hai ki, jaise hi Golu ne aapko phone kiya, uske baad usne turant muzhko call kiya tha.

Bhabhi haste hue boli thi.

Bhabhi ki ye baat sunkar kalu hosh me aya.

Kalu- Kaa? KA baat hai?

Bhabhi- Keh raha tha ki, usne "Bade papa" ko aaj bol ke rakha hai, ki wo aaj ghar aaye. Ek toh mai akeli hu, aur issbaar kaam pe ache se najar rakhi jaaye. Last time ki tarah koi kaamchori nahi chahiye.


Bhabhi ke mooh se ye baat sunte hi, Kalu seedha jannat se jameen par aa gir pada. Bade Papa kaa naam sunte hi uska Sara nasha utar gaya. 1 hi pal me uske saare sapne chakkachoundh ho gaye the. Abtak khil khilakar baat karnewala chehara, ekdum se kala kaluwa sadela saa ho gaya.

Kalu- Kaa ? Kon ?

Bhabhi- Bade Papa.


Uff..kya kya sochi thi usne? Kya ummide jaga baitha tha? Aaj toh uske liye kayamat kaa din tha. Sasura birju ko zhatke dene ke sapne dekh raha tha, lekin kismat ne isko hi 6-7 zhatke eksath de diye.
1 hi zhatke me sab khatam.!!!

Bhaari sans liye wo bola.

Kalu- Kaa???

Bhabhi- Haa..aapne thik suna.

Ek majakiya hasi ke sath bhabhi boli.

Kalu - Dhattttttt..tere ki...###Maa##kaa##bhos####

Kalu ke mooh se ye baat nikalne ke turant baad  "suiiinnnn.....khataakkkkk"...aisi ek hi jor ki awaj aayi.

Darsal, Kalu ne apne mobile ko hi fek mara tha.

Ohhh...bichara.

Magar, luckily uska mobile bach gaya.

Bhabhi- Haayee dayaa??? Ye kya tha? Kya gira? Ye kaisi awaj thi? Kahi mobile toh nahi? Kalu jee?


Gira huaa mobile uthakar kalu bola.

Kalu- Nahi, kuch nahi. Jaane do.

Bhabhi samajh gayi. Kalu ki halat dekh kar usko hasi aa rahi thi.

Kalu- Bhabhi? Kaa aap sach bl rahi hai? Dhatt### Are magar kaahe? Aisa kon karta hai?


Isspar haste hue bhabhi boli.

Bhabhi- Waise itna chounk jaane ki kya jaroorat? Suna hai Aap "Bade Sasur jee" ko janate hai? Toh? Kuch jyada pareshaani nahi honi chahiye aapko. Ha..ha.mhammm...

Bhabhi hasne lagi.

Kalu bhaari awaj me bola.

Kalu- Haa...janat hai....ab kaa gand me bitha lu#####madar###

Kalu itna frustrated tha, ki uske mooh se gaali hi nikal gayi.

Bhabhi- Khabardaar! Khabardaar jo mere sasuralwalon ko kuch kaha toh?

Fir usika majak udaate hue boli.

Bhabhi- Waise, aapko kya laga? Golu kachaa khiladi hai? Wo ek honhaar student hai. Aap dekh-rekh me hi sahi kaam kar paaoge, warna kaamchori toh aapme kut-kut ke bhari hai, ye wo ache se janata hai. Achaa kiya usne. Ha..ha..ha...

Bhabhi uska majak udaane lagi thi.

Kalu ne iska koi jawab nahi diya.

Bhabhi- Waise, baaki kuch bhi ho. Aap aate wakt Machali jaroor lete aana. Aapka toh pata nahi ab, magar mere Bade sasur jee ko badi pasand hai Fish. Ha..ha..ha..ha..

Bhabhi majak me hasne lagi.



Kalu- Thik hai, khilao apne sasur ko. Hamara toh ichaa hi mar  gaya.

Nirasha bhari awaj me kalu bola.


Ispar bhabhi majak me khub jor jor se hasi.


Toh, issbaar kalu ne phone hi kaat diya.

Khataakkk

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Haa..waise bhi ab bolne ko ka hi bacha tha?


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Phone ko rakhne ke baad kalu ne pahale toh moothi fiss kar khudki kismat par laakho kosa. Fir Khudpar thappad bhaari barsaye. Jameen par pair patak kar tandav kiya. Akhir me apne lund ko pakadkar bahot peeta.

Kalu- Sasur ke naati, madarchod###maa##kaa###..dekh..ye sab tumhari wajah se huaa hai.

Wo tadapta raha, usko pachtawa hota raha. 

Socha tha ki aaj wo kisi bhi halat me wo bhabhi ko chod hi dega. Aur mahol bhi sahi bana tha. Bass sahi time pe uski kismat me rahu bankar baithe Golu ne uski band bajaa di.

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Bhari nirasha lekar Kalu ab Ghar ke bahar nikla.
Uska toh jaane kaa man hi nahi tha. Par use toh jana hi tha.


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Ab wo dono (Kalu aur Birju) bhabhi ke ghar ke pass chourahe ke ek mod par mile.

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Birju ki kushi toh sama nahi paa rahi thi. Uske chehare par lagaatar ek gulaabi hasi thi.

Birju ko dekhkar kalu ne mathe par hath maar liya.

Kalu- Kaahe fudak rhe ho itna? Tumka kaa lagaa, darwaja khulte hi haseena bahaar aayegi? Are budbak, mela loot chuka hai. Ab haseena nahi, sada huaa Aalu  swagat karega tuhamara, wo bi pet ko khujaate. Chalo, tum hi dedo darwaje pe dastak.

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Toh, ab wo dono bhabhi ke ghar ke angan kaa main gate kholkar angan chalkar andar aaye.
Ab baramade ki 4 seedhiya chadhkar Main darwaje ke pass pahunche.

Ab birju ne darwaje par dastak de di.


Tokkk..tokkk..tokkkk...

Birju ab bhi bada excited tha, shayad Kalu ki baat usko samajh nahi aayi thi. 

Magar idhar kalu ko koi interest nahi raha tha ab. Wo toh bass mooh latkaaye khada tha. Use pata tha ki darwaje ke usspaar pet nikla huaa ek khadoos budhaa unki lene ko tayaar baita hoga, aur toh aur aaj toh bhabhi ko thoda dekhne kaa bhi awasar nahi milega.

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2 baar tak- tak hui thi, par darwaja kisine bhi nahi khola.

Toh ab fir se thodi jor se darwaja thoka gaya. 

Takkkk..kkkk..takkkkk..kkkkk

Par ab bhi darwaja nahi khula.


Magar kuch pal me wo darwaja khul gaya akhir.

Karrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....

Birju ne dekha, toh darwaje ke samne koi nahi tha.

Kalu ne bhi dekha, toh koi nahi tha.

Tabhi,

Agle hi pal darwaje ke piche kisi ki ahat sunaai di.

Magar koi samne nahi aya.

Kalu ko laga ye pakaa bade pet wala bhabhi kaa Chachera Sasur hai.

Par,
Tabhi kangan ki aur Payal ki halki si ahat pata chali.



Kalu turant samajh gaya ki. Darwaje ke piche jo bhi hai, wo pakka ek aurat hi hai.

Usne turant pichkaayi ankh se jor lagaate hue poora darwaja dhakel diya.

Turrrrrrrturkkkkkk...

Tabhi,

Dhadammmm.....

Ekdum se bhabhi unn dono ke samne aayi.

Ohhhh..myyy..hod...

Halaki, bhabhi ko ab majboori me samne aana pada tha.

Ohhh..my..hod...


Kuch chand second lage unn dono ko kuch samajhne ke liye, magar 10 we second pe unko aisa zhatka lagaa, ki wo dono apna hosh gawa kar wahi jam gaye.

Oh..my..hod... jaise zinda lash ban gye.

Uff...

What happened?
Aisa kya dekha unn dono ne? ki unko aisa zhatka laga?

Ufff....

Agale Pure 1 minute tak wo dono waise hi khade rhe.
Pure ek minute ke baad unki sans fooli.
Unka pura badan kamp utha tha.


Uffff..
Wow....

Darsal wahi huaa tha, jiski ummid kalu cod chuka tha.

HAAA...

Bhabhi poori nangi thi.

Yess..yess...

Bhabhi Nangi thi!

Haayeee...

Kya bawal aurat hai?

HAA..HAA....

Poori ki poori nangi.

Yakin maniye,

Bhabhi ne poori nangi hokar unn 2 anjaan mardon kaa swagat kiya tha.

Ufff...
Kya najara tha.

Ek kamsin jawani se bhari haseena kaa jism, poora nanga khada tha darwaje ke samne.

WOW..

Uska nanga jism aise chamak raha tha, jaise abhi abhi nahakar poore jism ko tel se masaj kar ke tayaar kiya gaya hai.

Haayee...Baal abhi bhi gile the, aur ek style me bikhre hue chode the. Uff..uss haseena ki mang me sindoor tha.

Uski ankhe duniya bhar ki laaj liye palke zhuka kar chupchaap jameen me ghuskar mar jaane ki koshish kar rahi thi. Wo aisi abru liye struggle karte khadi thi.

Naak me Nath thi, jo uss khubsoorat mukhde ko chaar chand laga rahi thi. Uske hont lipstick ki lali me bheege hue the.

Uff...niche gale me uska mangalsutr uske Vishal boobs ke darmiya jakar kahi gayab huaa tha.

Uff... Uske niche uski kamar sharm se kahi se bhi bend ho rahi thi. Sath me uss nangi kamar par ek silver dhaage ki kamar-band bandhi hui thi. Jiski lace uske kamsin bhabhiyonwali chabbi pet par jakar touch ho rahi thi.

Uske hath Kangan‐ chude se bhare hue the, aur pairo me bahot hi sexy Payal. Ye kangan aur payal uski har ek halchal par kahi se bhi Chan- Chan baj uthati.

Wow...kya najara tha?

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Kalu Khud itna hairaan shock tha, ki Birju ki halat kya bataaye?

Waise, Sasur jee ke hone, Naa hone ke bawjood bhi, Kalu ko kabhi nahi laga tha, ki bhabhi poori nangi hokar kisi 2 paraaye mardon kaa apne sasural me kabhi aisa swagat karegi?

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Kalu khud itna surprised tha ki, Birju ke toh kya hi haal?

Uske liye ye zhatka kuch jyada hi tha.
Wo toh jaan se jaate jaate bach gaya tha.

Jara socho, aapke darwaja kholte hi, ek khubsoorat haseena aapke samne poori nangi hokar aa jaaye?
Uske man me toh bass 3 sawal umad gaye. Kaise? Kyu? Kab? Inn 3 sawalo ne usko gher liya.

Ohhh...

Usne bhabhi ko parso sexy, katil, adh-nangi awtaar me dekha tha. Magar poori nangi? Nahi..

Aaj pahali baar wo iss haseena ko poori ki poori. 

Sar se lekar paav tak nangi dekh raha tha.

Ye khubsoorati dekhkar uska toh deemag kaam karna band pad gaya. Hath pair latpat kampne lage the uske.

Bhabhi ke nange jism par sabse bade highlights the, wo bhabhi ke Vishaal size wale bhare engorged mumme.

Wow...

Itne bade size wali aurat birju pahali baar dekh raha tha.

Aur unn mummon par sajati unn nukhili lambi gulabi chuchiyon kaa toh koi jawab hi nahi tha!

Itne bade shayad ho sakta hai kisi TV me dekhe gaye ho, magar itne Vishaal boobs par aisi nukhili chuchi kaa eksath combination? Birju pahali baar dekh raha tha.

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Thodi bahot sanse kaabu me aate hi birju ki najar bhabhi ke kamar se fisalkar bhabhi ki chut par jaa tiki.

Ufff..

Waha kaa najara dekhkar toh Birju pagal ho utha.

Nange boobs toh parso dekhe the usne, magar bhabhi ki chut dekhne kaa aaj ye pahala mouka mila tha usko.


Chote se baalon ke guchhe ke niche, bhabhi ki wo gulabi chut...uffff...ahhhaaaa...
Aur wo chut bhabhi ke 2 tangon ke beech me ekdum se pichki hui thi. Laaj se bhabhi ne dono tange kass ke pakadi hui thi.

Pichki hui hone ke bawjood unn tapore chut-lips ko jyada bachaya nahi jaa sakta tha. Bhabhi ke chut ke lips the hi itne bhare hui tapore. 

Jaise santre ke rass me bhare hue 2 fode eksath pakadkar rakhe ho.

Ufff...bhabhi ki chut ke mite hue hont dekhkar birju swarg jaa pahuncha.

Aur waha usko 2nd zhatka laga.

Haa...

Usne bhabhi ki chut bhi pahali baar dekh li thi, aur sath me unn taopre chut lips ke beecho-beech chut ki clit par lataki hui Ring ko bhi usne pahali baar dekh liya tha.

Ufff...
Ye dekhkr toh birju romanch se bhar gaya. Chut ko Jevar se saja huaa aisa kuch wo pahali baar dekh raha tha.

Sath me birju ne dekha ki, waha bass ek Ring lataki hui nahi thi, Balki uss Ring me ek choti si ungali itni lambi 2 inch "Golden chain" latak rahi thi, jiske akhir me 3-4 chote ghungaroowo kaa lachaa latak raha the.

Ufff..

Wo ghungaroon itne chote the ki, jaise Payal me lagaaye jaanewale chote chote itne. Magar ye 3-4 ghungaroowon kaa lachaa bhabhi ke Clit ko bahaar khinche rakhne ke liye kafi tha.

Iss se toh waha kaa najara aur bhi sexy ho gaya tha.

Wow....

Ye chain Chut ke beech beech hawa me latak rahi thi.

Lagata hai, bhabhi ne Ring ke 'badi asani se' dikh jaane ki poori khabardaari uthaayi thi.

Mite hue tapore uske chut ke lips me agar uski Ring chup bhi rahi ho, lekin magar usspar latakti chain kaise chup jaati?
Wo toh dikhani hi thi.

To be continued...

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Ghar ki Marammad- Chapter 2


Part 3 -



Lagbagh 2 min gujar gaye the. Inn 2 minute me waha, Naa hi koi baat hui thi, naa hi koi apni jagah se hila tha.

Ab slow motion wala moment khatam hokar wakt real-time pe aa gaya tha.

Reality me aate hi waha ki halat bahot hi raw ho gayi. Bhabhi bahot hi uncomfortable ho gayi. Bhabhi ne paya ki samne khade 2 bhooke bhediye uske jism ke har ek ang me najare ghusakar usko aise dekh rahe the, jaise wo usko khaa jayenge.

Aise me bhabhi lajjaa se chur chur ho gayi thi.

Uske chehare par kabhi lajaa bhare expressions the, toh kabhi romanch bhare. Kabhi college ki ladakiyon ki tarah boukhlahat me wo fudak kar hass pad rahi thi. Toh dusare hi kshan apmaanit hone ke ehsas me wo chui-mui hue jaa rahi thi.

Kya sahi? Aur kya galat? Use kuch samajh me nahi aa raha tha.
Aur ab flow me aakar kaand kar toh diya tha, magar iske baad kya karna chahiye, ye bhi usko smajh me nahi aa raha tha.

Uske samne wo 4 ankhe jaise uske  jism ka har tukda scan kar rahi thi.

Bhabhi kabhi darwaje ko pakadne ki koshish kar rahi thi, toh kabhi apna pair samne lakar apni chut ko dhakne ki koshish kar rahi thi.

Toh upar apni chati par kabhi apna hath rakh kar, toh kabhi apne baalon se apne mumme dhakne ki koshish karne lagi. Kabhi wo apni ungali hoton pe tika kar kaat le rahi thi. Toh kabhi apni tongue ko hi kaat le rahi thi.


Akhir apne sasuraal me, ghar ka main darwaja kholkar, sar se paav tak puri nangi hokar, kisi 2 anjaane mardon ka swagat karna, koi aam chiz thodi thi?

Bhabhi ne 2 baar khusar- fusar kar ke dekha, magar wo 4 ankhe waise hi taade jaa rahi thi usko. Aise taadne se air unki chubhati najaron se ab toh bhabhi aur bhi jyada lajjit ho gayi.

Issbaar toh sabkuch wahi chodkar andar bhaag jaane kaa uska man kiya.

Ufff...

Magar kisi tarah usne apni sharam par kaabu kar liya, aur jo wo karne aayi thi uspar dyaan lagaya.

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Ab bhabhi unki akhon ko waise hi dekhne dete hue, apne right hand side pe 90° angle par mood gayi. Fir zhuk kar kuch rakhne aur kuch jalaane ke liye machis ki kaadiya try karne lagi.


Uske 90° right side pe mood jaane se ab bhabhi ki poori left side, unn dono ko visible ho gayi.

Ek jawani se bhara jism unke samne 90° me hill raha tha. Bhabhi ke jara se hilne par uski hath ke bagal me se uska vishal mumma fudak fudak kar uchal pad raha tha. Bend hone se wo chabbi pet kamsin mod le chuka tha. 

Aise me jara saa unki taraf bend hote hi bhabhi ka, matake jaisa bhara hua chikna left chutad unn dono ki najar me pad gaya.

Yaha Birju ko 3rd zhatka laga.

Kyunki, jaisi hi bhabhi kaa wo left chutad unn dono ne dekha, usnko saaf saaf dikhaayi diya ki, uss chutad par lal rang ki marker pen se kuch likha huaa tha.

Ohhhhh....

Piche Kalu ye phat se samajh gaya. Uski khushiya toh asmaan tak fail gayi.

Yaha, birju ankhe marodkar uss line ko ache se padhne ki koshish karne laga.

Jyada tej nahi, par kachha- pakka unn dono ko padhne-likhne ko ata tha.

Idhar bhabhi usi position me apni ek side se gand ko dikhaate hue aage kuch jalaane ki koshish kar rahi thi. Aage usne machis ki 20 kaadiya jalaakar raakh kar daali. Magar Birju ko padhane kaa poora samay diya.

Ufff...
Akhir kaar Birju wo poori line padhne me kamyaab ho hi gaya.

Ye baat bhabhi ko uske mooh se hi pata chali.

Birju ne ek ek shabd jutaakar uss line ko jor se padha tha, ki waha ke har ek ko sunaai diya.

" Mai Kalu ki bhains hu"

Ufff..

Birju ke mooh se ye line sunte hi bhabhi ki laaj double ho gayi. Use aisa laga jaise apna mooh lekar kisi paani me jaakar doob mare. Wo itna lajjit ho gayi thi.

Haa...

Sach me bhabhi ne apne left chutad par "Mai Kalu ki bhais hu" Ye line marker pen se likwayi thi.

Jab Birju ne Kalu kaa naam bhabhi ki gand par dekha, toh wo hairat bhari, aur jalan bhari najaro se kalu ki taraf dekhne laga.

Uske ankho me dikhne wali hairat, aur jalan dekhkar kalu ghamand me muskura gaya. Wo aise style me khada ho gaya birju ke samne, ki jaise wo iss duniya kaa Raja hai. Jaise usne saari duniya jeet li hai.

Birju uski adhinta bilkul samajh gaya. Aur ab fir se bhabhi ki gand ko dekhne laga.
Ye ek bada shock tha Birju ke liye.

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Magar itna hi nahi tha.

Agale hi pal Birju ko 4th zhatka laga.

Issbaar sharm se murzhaate huee bhabhi kuch jyada hi unki taraf bend ho gayi. Bend hone ke sath sath apne dono tangon ke beech pakadi hui kisi chiz ko bhi chod diya tha.

Uffff...

Wo unki taraf itna bend ho gayi thi, ki dusari side kaa chutad bhi halka dikhne me aaya.

Iska matlab, bhabhi ne lagbagh apni poori gand unki taraf kar di thi aur dikha di thi.

Ab iss se dikha ye, Ki Bhabhi ki 'Poonch'

Ufff..

Haa.haa...

Sach me.

Bhabhi ne kalu ke suggestions ke bilkul mutabik, apna wo 'poonch' wala 'Ass-Plug' pahana huaa tha.

Ufff..

Haa..haa.. wo wahi tha, jo uske pati ne usko lagaataar 5 din tak pahanaya tha.

Bhabhi ki gand me Poonch dekhte hi Birju apni jagah par uchal pada. Aaj wo apni jindagi me bahot kuch pahali baar dekh raha tha. Wo hairtangej hokar bass tithar- bithar dekhne laga tha. Aur samajhne ki koshish kar raha tha, ki uske samne ye sab kya ho raha hai?

Bhabhi ki poonch dekhkar Kalu bhi bada khush ho utha.


Ache se dedaar hone dene ke baad kahi jakar bhabhi wo chiz jala paayi thi. Jo wo jalaane ki koshish kar rahi thi.

Wo kya tha unn dono ko bhi pata chala jab bhahhi ne usko uthakar samne hath me pakada.

Wo ek 'Diya' tha.
Bhabhi ke hath me "Aarti" thi, aur usme wo jalta huaa "Diya".

Haa...
Bhabhi ne Mehmaano ke Swagat kaa indian tareeka ekdum poori tayaari ke sath sajaya tha.

Yahi toh bhabhi ki specialty thi. Wo jo bhi karti thi, wo sab asaliyat jaisa karne ki koshish karti.

Ab wo unke samne fir se khadi ho gayi. Issbaar uske hath me Aarti aur usme jalta huaa diya tha.

Oh..my..hod..

Bhabhi nangi hokar ab unn dono ki Aarti utaarne wali thi!!

Adat ke nusaar usne apne baal piche lekar apna pallu sar pe odh lene ko hath upar kiya. Magar bhabhi ko jald pata chala, ki wo toh poori nangi hai. Iska ehsas hote hi wo sharm se chur chur ho gayi. Upar liya huaa hath waise hi niche laakar ab nangi hi unn dono ki Aarti utaarne lagi.

Pahale "1 rupayee kaa Coin" unn dono ke sar se utaar kar purab disha me ghar ke angan me fek diya. Aur ab unki Aarti utaarne lagi.

Waha jo bhi kuch ho raha tha, wo sab dekhkar wo dono hakka-bakka hairaan reh gaye the.

Akhir me unn dono ko bhabhi ne apne hath se 1-1  Gulab-jaamun bharwaya.

Kuch iss style me bhabhi ne unka mooh meetha kara tha.

Wow....

Akhir me wo Aarti niche rakh kar Bhabhi ne apane hath samne eksath jodkar pranam ki mudra me aakar boli.

Bhabhi-  Welcome to our home. Apka swagat hai.

Pichle 10minute ke sannate ko kuch iss kadar bhabhi ne toda tha.

Ab,
Agale hi pal, bhabhi mood gayi, aur ho sake utni raftaar se waha se bhaag gayi.

Bhagati hui bhabhi ke matakte hue chutad dhadaam-dhoom takraate hue unke darmiya ki poonch ko udaate jaa rahe the.

Ohhhh...

Ye dono bhukkad wahi dekhte reh gaye.

Unn nachte hue chutad par wo likhi " Mai Kalu ki bhains hu" line, jaise hass rahi thi.

Wo dekhkar Birju putputa gaya.

"MAI KALU KI????"

Wo sochte reh gya.
Tabtak bhabhi kitchen me bhaag chuki thi.


Sawalo se bhari Birju ki shakal dekh Kalu bola.

Kalu - Are pata hai, pata hai. hame pata hai tum kaa soch rhe ho!!..bhains### isika matlab naa?
Ha..ha..ha..Fikr mat kar. Thodi der me pata hi chalega tumko.

Fir apne aap par ghamand kaa maaj dikhaate hue kalu bolne laga.

Kalu- Kaa samja tha hamka? Hum bhi sasura koi chiz hai. Uss din kaa keh rahe the? Amiron ki duniya? Ghanta amiron ki. Sasura hum garib huaa toh kaa huaa? Majdoor huaa toh kaa huaa? Kala huaa toh kaa huaa? Apni baat hi alag hai sasura. Humare andar andruni Shakti hai. Hum kisi ko bhi vash me kar sakat hai. Tumne toh dekh hi liya. Samjhe kaa? Toh kal se Kaluwa nahi, balki Kalu shet bolneka mujhko. Samjhe kaa?


Uski baat ko agree karte hue birju ne haa ne gardan hilaayi.

Birju- Haa. Shet. Kalu shet.



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Ab wo dono ghar ke andar aa gaye.

Kalu sabse pahale bhaagkar kitchen me aa gaya.

Bhabhi wahi khadi thi. Kitchen me aakar usne apne kapade pahan liye the.

Ek green color ki silk saree, aur uspar matching black blouse tha.

Kalu bina kuch bole pahale toh aage badha. Aur apne hath ki thaili samne dete hue bola.


Kalu- Ye lijiye Machali.

Ab wo Fish ki plastic thaili samne rakh kar wo 4 kadam piche chala gya. Aur ab kal ki tarah ghutno pe baithkar bhabhi ke samne apna sar zhuka liya.


Fir kalu bolne laga.

Kalu- Hey bhagwaann!!! Ye kaa tha? Baap re baap. Aap toh??? Ab kaa hi bole? Marte marte bache hai hum dono.
Kasam se hamka jara saa bhi nahi laga tha ki aap hamri baat kaa itna sach maan baithegi, aur sach me aisa kuch kaand kar degi. Kaa bawal aurat ho aap? Kaa daringbaaz aurat ho aap? Aapke jaisa koi nahi.

Lambi sans lekar wo fir se bolne laga.

Kalu- Honge bade bade Raja, maharaja...Ya fir kitna bhi khass atithi mahoday koi, Par inn 2 fakiron ka jaisa Amir? Naa..Naa.. in do fakiron kaa jaise huaa hai, Ye aaj tak ke Manav itihass ka sabse bada swagat hai. Keh de rahe hai.
Kamal..Mere pass labj nahi hai.. bass kamal, bawal, malamal...sasura aur kaa hi kahe?
Hum toh maan gya jee. Aap hi sabse badi quwieen ho..aapke takkar kaa koi hai hi nahi. ###&&&%%%₹₹###

Kalu bhabhi ki tareefon ke pool bandhe jaa rha tha. Magar fir bhi uski tarif khatam honekaa naam nahi le rahi thi.


Idhar bhabhi kaa thik ulta haal tha.
Wo uski tareef sun bhi nahi rahi thi.
Usko toh apne kiye par badi sharm aur pachatawa ho raha tha.

Wo badi sharminda toh thi, Magar sath me uske andar ki chul ne bada enjoy bhi kya tha. Wo confuse state me darwaje par unn dono ki halat ko yaad kar ke gaalo me hi has bhi rahi thi.

Kalu- Magar kaisan? Ye kaise sambhav huaa bhabhi? Aapke bade sasur?

Issbaar kalu ko bina dekhe hi bhabhi ne jawab diya.
Bhabhi - Ufff... wo aanewale hi the. Magar abhi thodi der pahale hi unka call aya tha.

Kalu- Kaa call aya tha? Bhabhi?

Kalu sanse rokkar poochne laga.

Toh,
Issbaar bhabhi ne naughty tarike se jawab dete hue kaha.

Bhabhi- Pata nahi, ekdum se unki tabiyat kharaab hui. Pet me kuch gadbadi, shayad.  Bol rahe the dawakhana jaakar aata hu. Toh maine hi bol diya ki, unki ye bahu sab samhaal legi, aap tension naa le. Aap aaram kre.


Ye sunte hi kalu aisa khush ho utha, jaise ye uski duniya kaa sabse bada awasar hai. Wo kisi chote bacche ki tarah kid kid kar naachne laga.

Uska ye naach dekhkar bhabhi hasne lagi.

To be continued...

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