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Kalu andar aakar bhabhi ki sarhana karne laga aur khud kitna hairtangej hai, ye jataane laga.

Bhabhi usko haskar dad dene lagi.

Ke, tabhi kalu seedha aage aya, aur piche se bhabhi ke kulhe ko halka sa hath lagaya. 

 Uska touch lagate hi bhabhi ne moodkar ghusse se dekha.

Par agale hi samay nazare zhukaate uske touch ko najarandaaj kar diya.

Fir bol padi.

Bhabhi- Kyu? Aap hi keh rahe the naa, ki bhukon ko tukde batorne chahiye...duaa milegi...toh thode tukde bator ayi. 

Itna bolkar wo majakiya andaaz me hasne lagi.

Kalu- Wahhh. Ahhhaaa...Bahot badhiya kiya. Duaa kaahe nahi milegi? duaa toh bhar bhar milegi!...."Aise hi bhooke, nangon ko khilati rahe aur aisi hi bharti foolti rahe aapki jawani. Tathastu...

Bhabhi uska ye ashirwaad dekh has padi.

Bhabhi- Aji, dua hame nahi, mere pati ke liye chahiye. Wo bahar gaye hai. Thoda risky job hai.


Kalu- Ariii...toh yi lijiye...
"Aap aise hi doodhmadar falti-foolati chale, aur apne pati ki ichaa poori karti rahe, aur iss se aapke pati ko khushi milti rahe. Mooh se leke aapke pichwade tak sada unki kamyaabi ghusi rahe. Aur aapke pati aisi hi saari duniya ki ser karte rahe.. .Tathastu".

Bhabhi- Chup rahiye...Aap bhi naa. Mooh fat kahi ke..kuch bhi bolte rahte hai. Aap bhi naa...aur mere pati ko duniya ki ser par bhejne ke liye duaa nahi mangi maine. Balki unko jaldi aane ke liye duaa chahiye.

Kalu- Haa..haa..aapko kitni yaad aa rahi hai unki, ye toh uapar hi pata chala.
"Muzhko Rana jee maaf karna, galti maare se ho gayì".....

Itna bolkar kalu ne has diya.


Ye sunte hi bhabhi sharm se zhep gayi..


Bhabhi- Chiii...mai ek labj bhi nahi sunana chahati, bataake rakh rahi hu...bilkul chup ho jaayiye...just shut up...

Kalu bhabhi ke maje leta raha.

Kalu- Thik hai..thik hai.. upar ke baare me kuch nahi bolenge. Par bhabhi jee, lagata hai ek dikkat hai.


Bhabhi- Dikkat? Kya dikkat?


Kalu- "Kanya!!!" Toh baat aisi hai ki, ye duaa aaptak pahunch nahi payegi.

Bhabhi- Ufff..ye kya hai ab? Ab shikari se "BaBa" ban gye?

Kalu- Haa..Bade mashhoor "Tantrik BaBa" hai hum.

Bhabhi- Achaa jee...Kalu baba? Ha..ha..ha...!! Chale bataaye.. dua kyu nahi pahonch payegi?

Bhabhi ne haste hue majak me pucha.


Kalu ne turant apni ankhe band kar li aur jor se babadane laga.

Kalu- Hraaammmm...bhraammmmmmm....Hunnnn...
Sab dikh raha hai...muzhe sab dikh raha hai..Meri andruni duaa ke bich kuch toh baadha aa rahi hai. Rukawat hai...

Bhabhi- Kya rukawat babaji?

Bhabhi ne haste hue majaak me poocha.

Kalu- Koi adrushy Kaali taakad hai.. aur koi Kale rang ki parchai usko badhawa de raha hai.

Beshak, usne dono baar Kaale shabd pe jor diya tha.


Bhabhi- Parchai? Kiski Parchai?

Kalu- 'Kale' rang ki.

Bhabhi- Kala rang?

Kalu- Haa..haa kala rang. Manhoos kala rang...Ye wali Duwaye kale rang se darti hai. Door bhagti hai. Dua darwaje tak aakar wahi se wapas nikal jayegi.

Bhabhi- Kya bol rahe hai?

Kalu- Haa..haa..Sach...Aur ho sakta hai wahi se baju wale padosan ke pass chali jaye! aur padosan soutan kab ban jaaye kuch kaha nahi jaa sakta aajkal.

Kalu hasne laga.

Bhabhi- Nahi...nahi...aisa nahi hona chahiye..aap bataye kya 'kala' baadha daal raha hai? Hum door kar denge usko.

Issbaar kalu bhabhi ki saree ko dekhte hue bola.

Kalu- Kuch toh ass pass hi hai. Yaha kale rang ka aisa kya hai?

Uska saree ko yu dekhna bhabhi pahchaan gayi.

 Wo ankhe chadhate hue bol padi.

Bhabhi- Haayee.. Muzhe laga hi tha ye baba koi dhongi baba hi niklega..ghuma firakar wahi jaayega..Ab aapki nazar kaha hai? ye mai achi tarah se jaanti hu.ab jahir si baat hai, lal ke baad ab kala rang pareshan karne laga hai aapko....###@@@

Kalu- Dhongi? Nahi nahi. Kanya!!Aree..hum toh chamatkari baba hai! Mere marg par chaloge toh 'Fal prapti' nishchit hai. Bharosa rakho. Pata hai 1din mere pass tumhare jaisi hi sundar kanya aayi thi ek din..

Bhabhi- Achaa jee...##@@###

Kalu- Aur nahi toh kaa? Muzhse puchne lagi- "He baba...muzhe apna bhavishya dekhna hai, log keh rhe the ki aap bhavishya dikhate hai?".

Bhabhi- Fir?

Kalu- Fir? ha..ha..ha..ha..toh maine uss kanya se kaha "Apne kapde utaro aur ghodi ban jaao"

Bhabhi- Chiiiii...chuppppp.....ye kya?

Kalu- Are sune toh poori baat...To wo boli- "Nahi..Mai aisa nahi karungi...muzhe pata hai fir aap chod doge"

Kalu- Toh maine kaha, "Dekha, Sikha diya na bhavishya dekhne" ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..

Uska ye joke ganda tha, magar isspar bhabhi joro joro se has-has kar khilkhila uthi.
Itna ki pet pakadna pada. has has ke bhabhi toh lal ho gyi...

Bhabhi- Chiiii ...aap bhi naa...ye baba dhongi hi nikla..aur bahot ganda hai.

Kalu- Ganda ho sakta hai par dhongi nahi.

Bhabhi- Nahi nahi..aap dono ho. Gande bhi aur Dhongi bhi.

Kalu- Nahi..dhongi hota toh aapko bhi uss ladaki kaa hi mashwara de chuka hota aapko. Magar hum toh kaale rang ki baadha par rasta nikal rahe hai..

Bhabhi- Haa..ha.. pata hai..pata hai. Rasta nikaal rahe hai ki, rasta saaf kar rahe hai. Bade Sajjan baba aye hai..hunnn.....


Kalu- He kanya, baaki ka chodo, Tum bass itna batado, ki Apne pati se prem karti ho ya nahi?


Bhabhi- Karte hai, aur wo bhi bahot....jaan se bhi jyada..

Kalu- zooot sarasar zhoot. 

Bhabhi- Excuse me?

Kalu- Tumhara uttar sunkar toh lag nahi raha hai. 

Bhabhi- Kya matlab? Mai apne pati se behad pyaar karti hu, aur unke liye toh jaan bhi hajir hai meri. Aapko bataane ki jaroorat nahi.

Kalu- Kuch bhi, yaha ek kala kapada hata nahi paa rahi hai, aur jaan dene ki baate? Dekhe jara.

Bhabhi- Hello? Excuse me? Aapse praman-patr nahi chahiye muzhe. 

Kalu- Agar itna pyaar karti ho? Toh itni si rasam poori nahi kar sakti uski khushiyon ke liye? Lanat hai aisi biwi par.

Bhabhi- Khabardaar? Ek labj bhi kaha iss se aage toh... you bloody dhongi...


Kalu- Are kanyaa...Kala nahi hatega toh tumhaare pati tak duaa kaise jaayegi?

Bhabhi- Hunnn...par baba jee jo mang rahe hai use kaise du?

Kalu- Are kanya, log apni jaaidaad tak de jaate hai apni priy vyakti ke liye, yaha toh ek kala kapda hai.

Bhabhi- Ek ladaki ke liye izzat jaan se badhkar hoti hai, samajhe babaji? 

Kalu- Wah ladaki ke liye hota hoga. Aurat ke liye nahi. Tum toh ladaki se aurat ban chuki ho. Ye ek patiwrata aurat ka mamla hai, aur daav pe uska pati laga huaa hai. Ek patiweata aurat ke liye pati se badhkar kuch nahi hona chahiye.

Bhabhi- Babaji, baat kuch aisi hai, toh aur koi rasam bata dijye. Par ye nahi.

Kalu- Kanya, tum kya bajaar me chudiyaa kharid rahi ho? Jo ye pasand nahi, bhaiyaa aur koi dikhaao, bol rahi ho? Hum tapasvi, 'Divya BaBa' hai..Aghor Tantrik Baba...

Bhabhi- Toh babaji, baat aisi hi hai toh rahane dijiye aapki duaa. Mai kisi aur baba se le leti hu.


Kalu- Ha..ha..ha...ha.ha..ha..

Babaji jor se hasne lage.


Kalu- Ha..ha..ha..ha.......Wo kanya, tum darsal baat ko samjhi nahi. Hum aise waise baba lage kya? Hamara apman sharp me badal jata hai. Ek aghori Tantrik baba ko kabhi naraj nahi karte. Jo tum kar rahi ho. Tumhara pati toh dar dar ke thokre khayega..Ha..ha..ha..ha..

Bhabhi- Isme apman kaisa? Mai naa hi duaa mang rahi hu, naa hi baduaa...

Kalu- Murkh kanya, ye Marzhi ki baat thodi hai?
Kismat apni chaal kab ki chal chuki hai. Isiliye toh tumhare pati ko ekdum se bhagana pada. Ab waha hame patahai wo kiss khatre me hai, kaise dar dar ke thokre khaa raha hai. 
Iske liye toh tumhe khud chalkar baba ke pass jana chahiye. Par tum.....hunnn...Khair chodo, Mai bhi kisko bata raha hu. Asali fikr hoti toh, itni manmani naa karti. Jaane do..

Bhabhi- Sorry sorry. Aap toh bura maan gaye. Aapne sach kaha. Ek baba se bair kisko bhaai hai? Magar baba jee, aur koi dusra rasta khoj lijiye naa. Mai wo kar lungi. 

Kalu- Dusara rasta...ha..ha..ha....Chalo maan lete hai dusara rasta bhi hai. Magar wo toh aur bhi kathin hai. Yahi naamanjoor hai tumhe, toh wo kaha maanogi? Waise kai ladkiya wo bhi karti hai.

Ye bolte hue kalu ne apna angutha apne naak par ragad kar fir hot par rakh kar kaat liya.

Kalu- Janana chahati ho dusara rasta?

Bhabhi dusare raste ka lagbagh matlab samajh gayi thi.

Bhabh- Nahi..nahi..dusara rasta janana bhi nahi muzhe.

Kalu- Toh, yahi toh keh rahe hai..tumhe bass kala kapda hatana hai..bass..aapka kaam ho gaya samajho. Itna mushkil toh hai nahi. Khaas karke tumhare liye toh.

Bhabhi- Par kala hi kyu? Aur koi rang hataya toh? Ye lijiye, mai ye apne Sone ke rang ke kangan utaar deti hu.

Bhabhi usko sataane kaa kaam kar rahi thi.

Kalu- Are??? kala hi toh badha hai, toh Sona lekar kya ga####.....

Bhabhi- What?????jee???

Kalu- Auhhh..hunnn..Mera matlab Kala darwaja hi nahi kholne de raha hai, toh duaa andar kaise jaayegi? Jisko pyass lagi hai, usko paani dena chahiye, yaa mirchi?

Issbaar bhabhi ne koi jawab nahi diya..aur rotiya belne- sekne lagi thi.


Kalu- Are rahane do. Ye tumhare bass ki baat nahi hai. Ye pyar wyaar bass Kahane wali baate hoti hai..

Itna kehkar kalu ne bhabhi ke hath ki rotiya chin li. Aur lekar ghusse se bahar gaya.

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Unn dono ne wo roti 1 hi tukde me khaa daali.


Kalu ko jaldi uthkar fir se andar aana pada.

Kalu- Wu...kitna najook kalaayiyonka roti hai aapka? Sasura ek tukde me hi khatam kar daal raha hai apna birju wa....roti bani?

Bhabhi- Mai kitna pyaar karti hu ye pahale hi bata chuki hu. Agar pati daav pe laga hai toh unse badhkar kya? Ispar ab aapne kya krna hai aap jaane...

Ek gambhir, saral awaj samne se bhabhi ye bol padi thi.

Itna bolkar bhabhi ne apni palke niche he zhuka li thi.

Ohh..my..god...

Bhabhi ka ye jawab sunkar kalu ke toh kaan khade ho gaye. 

'Kalu baba' toh khushi se pagal ho utha..use laga nahi tha bhabhi itna jaldi saral maan jayegi...

Kalu- Bahot khub kannya.

Wo bhagkar aage aakar bhabhi ke pass khada ho gya. Bhabhi usko mehsoos kar ke aur sehma gayi aur uski sanse fool gayi.


Kalu- kanya, 'Mere khayal se ab iski koi jaroorat nahi hai,' 

Aisa bolkar akhirkaar kalu ne kamar me dabaya huaa uss black saree ka pallu khich liya. 

Ufffffff...
Itna kar ke wo wahi ruk gaya. Wo bhabhi ka reaction dekh raha tha.

Yaha Bhabhi sharm se chur chur waise hi khadi rahi. Naa kuch boli, naa kahi bhaagi. Bass lambi aahe bharkar apni chaati ko fus fusne lagi.

Ye dekh Kalu ki khushiya gagan me sama nahi payi. Loha garam ho tabhi hatoda marna chahiye, ye wo achi tarah se janata tha.

Ufff..

Toh aur kuch chedchaad me wakt jaya naa karte hue usne kamar se sati saree ki ganth ko pakad liya. Aur palke zhapakne se pahale hi uss ganth ko jor se zatka diya. 

Ufff...

Ek toh itni si bankar rahi wo saree ekdum silky thi, aur abtak ki halchal se wo ganth bhi dheeli pad chuki thi. Toh, Kalu ke ek zatke se hi wo pura khul gyi. Kalu ke liye bhi ye surprised tha.

Oh..my..hod..

Uff..

Ab kya?

Dekhte hi bhabhi ki sareee uske pairon par aa gyi. 

Jaise hi ye ehsas bhabhi ko hua, wo laj se naturally saree ke sath ghutno se zhuki aur saree ko ghutnon pr pakad liya.

Naturaly har aurat aise hi karti hai.

Oh my hod....

Kya nazara tha. wakt jaise thode samay ke liye wahi tham gya ho.

Bhabhi ne apni girti saree ko ghutno me pakad toh liya tha, par bahot der ho chuki thi. Kalu ne aisa zhatka hi jo diya tha!!!
Haa..

Wo phat se zhuk toh gyi thi, par apne kulhe bacha nahi paayi thi.
Uske pakadne se pahale hi uski wo saree, uske gand se utar gyi thi.  

Ufff...

Ab toh ulta zhukne ki wajah se uske gol matol kulhe pahadi ki tarah nange bahar uchal pade. 


Ohhh...

Jab use ye pata chala wo turant khadi ho gayi.
Iss se bhabhi ki sharm aur jyada badh gyi.

Yaha,
Kalu ne hakka bakka hokar samne ka ye nazara dekh liya aur apni najaro me bhar liya.

Uske samne iss duniya ki sabse khubsoorat aurat apni saree ko ghutno me pakadi khadi thi, magar wo apne kulhe bacha nahi paayi thi. Chutad se saree hat jaane se ab uske chutad nange bahar the, aur aisi zhuki hui awastha me wo apni nangi gand ko lekar khadi thi. 

Ohhhh...bahot hi abdhut nazara tha.

Kalu ye nazara ankho me rondh ke aise bharta jaa rha tha, ki jaise kitna sama lu aur kitna nahi.

Sharm se lalelal bhabhi ko samajh nahi aa raha tha ki pakadi saree ko niche chod de, Ya fir upar utha le. Usne ek dafa apni nazar upar utha li toh kalu toh use hi dekh raha tha. 

Ohhh...

Bhabhi ne turant apni nazare zhukaayi. Sharm se bichari ka bura haal tha.

Fir thoda samay wo aisi hi khadi rahi, aur Kalu waise hi dekhta raha.

Akhir bhabhi ne kuch sochkar ek lambi aah bhari li.
Ab fir se ek baar bhabhi ne apni nazare uthayi, par issbaar Bhabhi ki ankho me ek ajeeb sa vidrohi khayal zalak rha tha. 

Tabhi,
 Jo saree pakade rakhi thi, bhabhi ne use chod diya. 

Ufff..

Haa.haa..chod diya..


Wo saree sarsarati bijali ki tarah chamkte hue neeche jakar pairon me aa giri...

Ohhhh...

Hummmm...akhir bhabhi ne soch hi liya.
Akhir bhabhi ne apne pati ko bachaane kaa plan kar hi diya.
Akhir usne kand kar hi diya.

Magar, ruke...
Itna hi nahi..
Ab apni Lilly ko toh janate hi ho. Wo jarror isme masala daalkar tadaka maaregi.  

Hummm..

Toh wo saree chodkar bass ruki nahi. Balki Saree ko chod kar ab bhabhi ne fir se Kalu ko madak nazron se dekha. Fir apne hont ko dato tale ek baar chabha liya. Fir bedhadak saree ke lapete se apna pair nikal kar uss ghere se bahar aa gyi.

Uff.. 

A sab mukt.

Aur toh aur, wo yahi nahi ruki. Issbar zhuk kar usne apni wo bikhari saree utha li.
Issbaar Kalu ko dekhkar ek alag naughty smile di.
Fir ek attitude se 2 kadam chal ke kalu ke pass aayi. Aur fir bina dekhe uss saree ko door fek diya. 

Ufff...

kya bhabhi hai!!

Laaj, lajja, hayaa..bhabhi ne sab hade paar kar di..
Wo saree jakar kisi ek kone me jaa padi thi.
Kiss kone me jaa giri, bhabhi ne dekha tak nahi tha.


Kuch iss tarah bhabhi ne apni saree ko tyaag diya tha aur ek gairmard ke samne ab bass ek apron pe khadi thi. 
Bass ek Kitchen Apron.
That's it.

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To be continued....

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                 Part 24


Bhabhi ne kisi professional Randi ki tarah ekdum style me apni saree utaar ke kitchen ke ek kone me feki thi.



Ab wo sar se paav tak bass ek Apron me thi. 

Pile apron me safed foolon ki design thi. 
Uss apron me toh bhabhi ka jism kisi bomb- pathaka ki tarah lag raha tha. Iss chote se kapade me toh puri nangi hone ke mukaable, aur bhi jyada katil lag rhi thi wo.

Gale me latka huaa wo apron mushkil se mushkil, bhabhi ki kamar ke niche jara saa hi pahunch paa raha tha. Lagbagh ek panja kamar ke niche. Aur ye panja toh bhabhi ki gand dhakne me hi sama gaya tha. Toh iska matlab wo apron niche se bahot hi tang tha. Iss wajah se kamar ke niche halat bahot najook the. Itna ki, zukna toh door, khade khade hi aap bhabhi ki chut ko lakire aram se dekh sakte the. Bass bhabhi se jarasi halchal ki jaroorat thi.

Aisi najook halat me bhabhi sharm se thodi lachak khaa gayi.

Uff..
Itna kaafi tha.
Uss apron ne bhabhi ki chut hi dikha di.

Uff..
Jaisi hi bhabhi ki chut halki si bahar nikali, Kalu ki najaro ne turant pakad liya. Pakad kya liya? Wo toh usme poora utar gaya.

Iss chut ne bada tadpaya tha usko abtak. Wo sochne laga , "Aaj bhabhi kitna aur kaha tak bachaati hai dekhte hai."


Kalu wahi chut ke lakir ki zhalak dekhne me laga tha. 
Ke, 
Tabhi, bhabhi ne kuch lene ke liye ek kadam hilaya.

Ufff...
Ab toh wo apron ka kapada halka sa door hi udd gaya.

Ufff...

Issbaar toh chut ke sath bhabhi ke zhaat kaa ghuccha bhi najar aya.


Bhale hi bhabhi ne khud apni saree utaar di thi, aur mana ke bahot hi dabang aur chanchal thi.
Par thi toh akhir ek aurat hi. Saree ko aise door fekte samay hi wo andar se puri tarah se laaj me naha gyi thi.
Ufff.. ab to wo bass ek apron me thi. Ab toh wo chahakar bhi apni chut ko chupa nahi paa rahi thi.

Waise usne 2-3 baar apron niche khnichkar chupaane ki koshish ki thi. Magar koi fayda nahi tha. Hath chutatae hi wo apron apni tay jagah par jakar pahunch gaya.

Iske sath hi bhabhi ne apne pair, ek ke upar ek lekar jitna ho sake utna laaj bachaane ki koshish ki thi. Kisi bhi aurat ki tarah. Par wo Camel toe nahi chupa sakti thi. Aur upar uske hath rotiyo ke Aate me male hue the, aur rotiya banaane ke liye busy bhi the. Toh wo apne hath all the time rakh nahi sakti thi.

Toh aaj yaha wo majboor thi.

Ab wo khud janati thi, ki uski chut visible hai.

Ab aisi halat me samne Kalu bhediya usko aise taad raha tha, jaise usme ghuss jaayega. 

Aisa kisi paraaye mard kaa ghurta hua dekhkar wo bichaari kahi ki naa rahi.

Ufff..


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Aise taise wo sawar gayi. Apni laaj se sar uthakar bhabhi ne ek sans bhar li aur fir boli.

Bhabhi- "Ye mere pati ke liye...sahi kha aapne -Ab iski koi jaroorat nahi. Nahi chahiye ye kala rang.
"Chal dafa ho manhoos kahi ki"...

Fir sharmakar mooh me ek ungali chabate bhabhi boli.

Bhabhi- "Babaji, ab aap ache se duaa de dena. ab koi raste me nahi."

Ye bolkar bhabhi thodi has di.


Par kalu toh hosh me hi nahi tha. Wo wasie hi mooh kholkar uski tango ke beech me dekhe jaa raha tha. 

Toh uski nazar se bachne ke liye bhabhi farrrrrr se piche mood gayi.
 
Uffff..
Shayad wo bhool gyi, ki piche toh kuch bhi nahi tha. 

Ohhh....


Piche se wo sar se paav tak wo puri nangi thi...bass neck pe ek, aur kamar par ek, lace bandhi hui thi.

Ohhh...

Bhabhi ka pichwada dikhte hi kalu aur hos kho baitha. 
Kya madmast jawani se bhara shape thi. Classic bhabhi shape.

Ufff..

Abtak saree ke aad me wo gore chikne mothe kulhe halki halki zhalak dikha rahe the. Magar ab wo sara dharovar Kalu ke samne pura nanga tha.


Piche se bhabhi ki chikani gand kya lag rhi thi..ufff...

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Tabhi bhabhi ko yaad aya ki piche se toh wo puri nangi hai. Ye samajhte hi wo fir se phat se kalu ki taraf mooh karke mood gyi.


Moodne se wo kapda fir se hawa me lahraya aur uski zhaat ke ghucche ke sath poori chut fir se kalu ko dikh padi. 

Ye dekhkar bhabhi aur bhi lajjit ho gyi.

Use samajh nahi aa rha tha, ki kya kya chupaye?

Kalu abhi bhi bass mooh kholkar dekhe jaa raha tha.

Itna ghurta huaa dekhkar issbaar bhabhi ne apne Aate se bhare hath se apni chut aur gand ko chupaane ki koshish ki.


Bhabhi ke kulhe par safed Aata lag gaya. 

Hath se chupaane par ab jaakar kahi kalu hosh me aya. Magar safed daag dekhkar wo hass pada.

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Fir mooh me muskan lekar wo bhabhi ki taraf aage badha.

Ufff...

Wo thik waise hi bhabhi ke upar aya, jaise kuch der pahle usne kiya tha, Jab bhabhi ko zhukakar uski panty seedha ki thi. 

Ufff...

Issbaar toh bhahhi almost nangi thi. Itni nazdiki bhabhi ki sanse badha gayi. Tabhi Nazdik aakar kalu ne bhabhi ki kamar par hath rakha aur pahale jaise hi jor se piche guma diya. 

Uff..

Fir seedha bhabhi ka 1 kulha pakad liya. Aur fir wo safed ata pochne ke bahane usne kulhe par 4 halke thappad lagaye. 

Bhabhi shock reh gayi thi par wo use mana na kar paayi.


Kalu ne apni safaayi dete hue kaha.

Kalu- Aji, yaha ata laga huaa tha.

Aisa bolkar usne aur 2 thappad jada diye.

Ufff..

Bhabhi use ab door hatane wali hi thi, ki tabhi usne aage hath dalkar bhabhi ka dusara hath bhi pakad liya, jo chut pe rakha huaa tha. Ab usne bhabhi ka wo hath upar uthakar male hue rotiyon ke aate ki thali me rakh diya. Fir bhabhi ka dusara hath bhi uthakar Aate me rakha. 

Ab turant wo bhabhi ke piche ekdum sat kar khada huaa aur apne hathon me bhabhi ke dono hath le liye. Fir ab bhabhi ke hath apni mutthi me dabochkar bhabhi ke hathon ke jariye Ata malne laga.


Wo itna sat kar khada ho gaya tha ki Ye karte wakt uska pura badan bhabhi ko piche se touch kar gaya. Usne aise jakhad liya tha ki lag raha tha usne bhabhi ko piche se baho me hi bhar liya hai. Uska lund toh kabka khada ho gaya tha. Ab bhabhi ke jism ke touch se toh uss lund ki nase aur bhi fool gayi thi. Iss position me uski pant me khada lund ab bhabhi ke kulhon par lag gya. Fir kulhon se hote hue seedha uski gand ki darar me dustak dene laga.

Bhabhi- Ahhhhh..door hatiye...

Bhabhi ki mooh se aah nikal gyi. 

Uske lund ka touch hote hi bhabhi ka pura sharir kamp utha tha. Wo lund itna dhas gaya tha ki Pant ke upar se hi uske lund ki garmi bhabhi apne kulhon par mehsoos kar paa rahi thi.

Bhabhi ki manai se kalu turant piche hat gaya. Wo mahir khiladi tha, naap tol kar hi risk le raha tha.

Lekin bhabhi samajh gayi thi. Kalu ne bina kuch bole ye samjha diya tha, "ki ab chupane ki koi jaroorat nahi hai aur apna kaam jaari rakhe. Mela kabka loot chuka hai."


Sharmsaar bhabhi Aate me hath rakh kar kuch der uss se chupne ki koshish karne lagi. Par thodi der me wo chupchaap uske samne apna nanga pichwada lekar khadi ho gayi. 

Kalu- Haa..bilkul..aise hi...wo kanya, Ab duaa me koi badha nahi...

Uske andar fir se BaBa jaag gaya.

Bhabhi ne piche ek baar moodkar halka sa dekha aur sharmakar has padi. Maano jaise dekhne ki puri permission de di.

Bhabhi ka ye reaction dekh Kalu bokhla gya aur usne turant apna faisla badal diya.
Wo phat se fir se aage aya aur issbarr usne apne dono hath seedha bhabhi ke dono kulhon par fir se rakh diye.

Uska touch hote hi bhabhi jagah par hi uchl padi.

 Wo usko door hatane lagi tabhi kalu bola.

Kalu- Aap rotiya banao. Aapke dharovar ko mai dhakta hu. Pati ke liye ye aapko karna hi padega.


Aisa bolkar usne bhabhi ke kulhe daboch daale.
Bhabhi ke mooh se toh aahhh nikal gayi.

Bhabhi ne turant apni ankhe badi kar li aur ghusse se usko door hatane lagi. Tabhi kalu ne jor lagakar fir se bhabhi ke kulhe daboch daale aur turant bolne laga.

Kalu- Ommm....phatti...swahhhaaa...Matake- fatake, Gol- Matol...

Abtak 2-3 baar usne bass halka touch kiya tha. Par issbaar wo kulhe masalne par utar aya tha.

Bhabhi kuch samajh paati uss se pahale usne kulho par se hath hata diye.

Magar issbaar toh usne hadd hi kar di. Wo pixhe nahi hata. Ulta usne turant piche se apron me hath dalkar bhabhi ke mumme pakad liye.

Ufff..

Bhabhi ne jor ka virodh jataya, tabhi fir se wo bol pada.
Kalu- Ommm...phatti.. swahhh...Ataki- Mataki, Doodh- madhar...

Bass ek baar dabakar usne hath nikal liye aur piche hat gaya.

Bhabhi ko kya reaction dena hai kuch samajh hi nahi aa raha tha. Fir ghusse se wo chillayi.

Bhabhi- Haayee..ye kya kar rahe ho?

Kalu- Are? Ye mai duaa de raha hu. Kanya tumhe ache se duaa chahiye yaa nahi? Waha tumhara pati takleef kha raha hai. Aur tum....


Chutad ko Gol-Matol aur boobs ko Doodh-Madhar wale uske mantr sunkar bhabhi ko andar se hasi hi aa gayi thi.

Usne battamizi toh ki thi, par apne dayre me rehkar aur ek majakiya andaaz me. 

Bhabhi ko ispar koi parhej naa hone wali thi.
 
Bhabhi- Thik hai Babaji, Ab aap apne tarike se kariye. Par achi duaa dijiye. I love my Pati.

Aisa bolkar bhabhi ne fir se moodkar use dekha aur uski ankho me dekhkar has di. Fir samne dekh kar ata malne lagi.

Uffff...

Iss ishare ke sath jaise bhabhi ne touch karne ki bhi permission de di.

Ye bahot badi kamyaabi thi kalu ke liye.

Kalu- Ye hui naa baat kanya. Ise kahate hai asali patiwrata. Maan gya ab. Tum wakahi me apne pati se behad pyaar karti ho.


Ab toh khuli azadi thi kalu ko. Ek bhooke shikari ke samne ek asal jinda jism nanga hokar khada tha. 

Wo toot pada. 

Pahale Usne bhabhi ke kulhon par dheere se hath rakhe.

Wahhh..

Kya madmast jawani se bhari mansal gand thi wo.

Bhabhi ka koi virodh nahi tha. 

Fir usne poora panja tika diya. 

Wo pahali baar bhabhi ke chutad ko ache se masalne wala tha wo bhi bhabhi ki permissionke sath. Bhabhi ki skin itani mulayam aur chikani thi ki kya kahe? MDL ki treatment ka kamaal tha. 


Uske sakht Panjo ko jaise jannat mil gayi.

Ab kalu ne bade itminan se bhabhi ke kulhe masalna shuru kiya. Dheere dheere, pyaar se.
Use itna maja aane laga ki uska kala chehara bhi chamak gaya.

Bade sukun se masalne ke baad ab usne jor badhaya. 


 Itni jor se dabane ke baad bhi bhabhi ka koi virodh nahi aya. Ulta Bhabhi ne halki aahe bharna shuru ki thi.

Bhabhi kaa ye response dekh kar ab toh kalu ne poora khet hi apna smajh liya. 

Asali masalna toh ab usne shuru kiya. 

Ab wo joro se masalne laga. Uske sakt hath ab bhabhi ko dard dene lage.
Masal masalkar usne bhabhi ke chutad lal kar daale. Tabhi Fataak se ek jor ka thappad usne kulhe par mara.
Bhabhi- Aunchhhh....stopppppp...

Bhabhi ne uska hath pakad liya.

Kalu- "Are thoda sehna padta hai kanya...ye badi khass rasam hai. Isko aise hi karna hota hai. Dekh lena tumhare pati ki jindagi Asaan ho jaayegi."

Uske aise kehne par bhabhi ne uska hath chod diya.

Hath chodte hi utni hi jor ka fir se ek thappad bhabhi ne khaa kiya. Kalu ne turant dusare kulhe par jada diya tha.

Wo fataka itna jor ka tha ki uss lal kulhe par kalu ke ungaliyon ka nishaan se umad gaya.
Sala harami, Duaa dene ke piche, baap kaa maal samajhkar istmaal kar raha tha.

Bhabhi chikhne ke alwa aur kuch kar naa payi.

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Ab toh kalu ne lagatar fatake lagana shuru kiya.
Fatakkk....fataakkk...sataakkk....datakkk...
Bhabhi- Aunch...Ahhhhh....uffff..haayeee...Baabaaji.....uiimaaaa....hunnnnnn..ye kya kar rahe hai???##@@##@.aahhh...dard ho raha hai .stoppp....dhime...haayee..babaji dhime please...

Bhabhi ke mooh se kuch aisi hi awaj aane lagi.

Kalu ne fir masalna aur thappad dono shuru kiye.
Aaj jakar itne ache se bhabhi ke kulhe usko istmal karne ko mile the.

Bhabhi- Aaahhhhhh..ab bass kijiye Kalu jee...stopppppp. 

Bhabhi ne use dhakka marke piche kiya.

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Bhabhi ne achanak se usko rok diya.

Kalu- Areeee? Kalu ji nahi BaBa ji bol. Aur iss BaBa ji ne abhi toh dua dena shuru kiya tha..ab tak toh duaa thi. Ab Babaji ki dakshina bhi toh hai? Upar se garibon ko apna tukda toh uthane do...warna duaa kaise milegi?

Bhabhi- Tukda? Tukda toh jara sa liya jata hai, Par yaha aap toh adhi shikar ka tukda fad rhe ho....

Kalu- Toh tumhe kya laga tha ki aisi hi duaa mil jayegi? Humne pahale hi chetavani di thi, ki ye khass rasam hai aur thoda sehna hoga. Pahale toh mooh uthakar Sadhana shuru karne boli ho. Ab Sadhana ko adhe raste rokna matlab pap ke barabar hai.

Kalu ne thoda ghusse se hi bol diya.

Bhabhi- Nahi nahi..Mai rokna nahi chahati thi..bass thoda dhime se karne bol rahi thi. Muzhe bahot dard ho raha tha..aap fir se shuru kar sakte hai. Magar jara ache se. Akhir akhir me aap bahot ata kho baithe.

Kalu- Wo nadan kanya. AB rukawat matlab Pap. Ab aise nahi. 
Bhabhi- Matlab?

Kalu- Ghor apmaan. Mai koi aisa waisa BaBa nahi hu. Meri sadhna ko beech me rok ke tumne meri rasam todi hai. Hrmmmm....brammm...
Rasam ko fir se shuru karne ke liye Ab tumhe khud mere pas chalkar ana hoga. Bass itna hi nahi, balki khud zhuk ke apni gand babaji ke samne rakhaani hogi. Fir khud gidgidakar babaji ko ache se manana padega. Dua dene ke liye, aur dakshina lene ke liye, aur garib ko tukda khane ke liye. 

Bhabhi- Jee?

Kalu- Haa..haa..khud hokar...gidgidakar...

Kalu ne thoda unchi awaj me bola tha.

Kalu ne pahali baar bhabhi par haawi hone ki koshish ki thi. Uski unchi awaj se bhabhi submissive feeling kaa ehsas huaa. Jo uska pati karta tha.

Bhabhi- Sach me?

Kalu- Aur nahi toh kya? Agar khud Chalke aayegi tabhi baba fir se rasam start karenge. Wrna rahi duaa aapke pati ki.

Bhabhi uski iss baat se kuch ajeeb feeling le gayi. Wo kuch der bina kuch bole waise hi khadi rahi.

Bhabhi- Par baba jee...meri baat toh sune....

Kalu- Kuch nahi...warna baba chale..

Aisa bolkar kalu jaane ke liye mood gaya..

Tabhi bhabhi ne uska hath pakad liya.

Uff..

To be continued....

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                             Part 25


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Bhabhi- Sach me?

Kalu- Aur nahi toh kya? Agar khud Chalke aayegi tabhi baba fir se rasam start karenge. Wrna rahi duaa aapke pati ki.

Bhabhi uski iss baat se kuch ajeeb feeling le gayi. Wo kuch der bina kuch bole waise hi khadi rahi.

Bhabhi- Par babajee...meri baat toh sune....

Kalu- Kuch nahi...warna baba chale..

Aisa bolkar kalu jaane ke liye mood gaya..

Tabhi bhabhi ne uska hath pakad liya.

Uff..

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         Part 25



Aur fir thodi der sochkar boli.

Bhabhi- Thik hai, Babaji! Jaisi aapki iccha. Ye kanya apne pati se behad pyaar karti hai. Unke liye kuch bhi. Iss kanya par aapki kripa bani rahe. Ye lijiye apni shikaar. Kuch bhi kar lijiye, par rasam fir se start kar ke poori kr dijiye mere pati ke liye. Mai hi thoda seh leti hu. Ufff...



Aisa bolkar bhabhi khud uske samne moodkar khadi ho gayi.

Kalu- Aise nahi kanya. Maine gidgidakar kaha tha. Babaji bade krodhit hai. Toh unhe ache se prasann karo. Aur wo bhi jism me ek adaakari bhar le kar aur mooh me doodhwale ki bhasha bhar le kar. Tab bada maja aayga, aur ye Baba bade khush ho uthenge.

Bhabhi- Doodhwale ki bhasha?

Kalu- haa..haa. tum ache se janati ho doodhwale ki basha. Kitni baar toh kosti thi unki bhasha ko. Toh aaj tumhe usko apnana hi padega.


Ekdum asahaj mudra me bhabhi ne apni narajgi jatayi. 

Bhabhi- Jee..nahi...aisa kyu?

Kalu- Bola naa...ye Baba ko prasann karnekaa tareeka hai. Aisa nahi toh kaisa bhi nahi. Toh fir chale baba...

Bhabhi- Nahi..ruke...

Majboori ki mudra me bhabhi bol padi.

Ufff...

Ye sunte hi Kalu baba khush ho gaye. Sath me wo harami bada excited ho gaya. Wo dekhna chahata tha ki bhabhi kaise manaati hai?



Yaha bhabhi poori lajja se mar rahi thi. Upar se usko gidgidana tha, aur wo bhi doodhwale ki bhasha me. Jiski wo hate karte aayi thi, aur tameej ke path padhaate aayi thi.

Magar ab uske pass koi chara nahi tha.


Toh fir ab bhabhi khud 3 kadam chalkar uske pass gayi.



Ahhhaa..
Fir tabhi, usne apani gand lachkakar thoda aage zhuka diya. 

Ufff..
Fir, apni gand ko uthakar kalu ke samne rakh diya tha.

Ohhh..

Wo iss se pahale Kalu ke samne 2-3 baar piche se nangi ho gayi thi. Magar wo zhuki nahi thi. Jiski wajah se uski chut aur gand kaa hole clear dikh jaaye. Halkisi zalak dikha kar hamesha kau ko zhulsaya tha aur apne holes bachaaye the bhabhi ne. 

Magar ab...

Ohh..

Use keval ek apron me ab kalu ke samne apni gand ko zhukana pada tha. Iss position me aaj uske hole kaa ache se darshan hone kaa khatra tha.



Yaha upar apmaan aur lajaa se uska bura haal tha. Magar usko ye karna hi tha.

Ab,
Aise zhuk kar apne chutad usko pesh karte hue wo boli.


Bhabhi- Babaji..apna ghussa thook de aur hame kshama kar de. Ye lijiye bhaba jii..

Jab wo zhuki thi toh apne dono pair ek dusre par rakh kar jitna ho sake uthna chupane ki koshish ki thi bhabhi ne. Magar dono tangon k bich pichki hui uski chut kaise dikhane se reh jaaye?
Aaj kalu ko jaisa chahe uss angle se chut ko dekhne kaa mouka tha.

Tabhi wo bola,

Kalu- Hunnn...itna thanda? Aur maine kaha tha doodhwale ki bhasha me. Sampurn samarpan chahiye....tab jaakar baat banegi.

Bhabhi pareshan ho gayi. Magar ye submissive task karne ko wo andar se ek ajeeb si feeling paa gayi. 


Ufff...

Fir kya?

Ab bhabhi ne apna asali jalwa dikhana shuru kiya.

Usne ekdum se apne chehare ke expressions badal daale.

Ab ek randiwali ada ke sath usne kalu ko ek baar dekha.
Ye najar dekh kar kalu ki toh dhadkan hi badh gayi. Use bhi pata chala ki asali maja toh ab aayega.

Fir ab bhabhi ne apni kamar ko hilana shuru kiya.

Aur gand ko bhi!

Ohhh.....

Jaise wo seduce kar rahi ho.

Haa..ab ye hui naa baat!!!!
Ye dekh kalu kaa toh gala hi sukh gaya. 


Ab aisa seduce karte karte bhabhi dheere se uske samne fir se zhuk gayi.

Ab kuch aisi ada ke sath usne apne chutad Babaji ko pesh kiye the.

Aur itna hi nahi... jaisa apni Lilly ek extra zhatka jaroora deti hai end me. Usiko barkarar rakhate hue usne apni gand pesh karne ke apne dono hath apni peet-piche marod kar rakh diye. Jaise khud usne apne hath apne piche band diye ho. Jaise sampoorn samarpan.

Wow...

Ab aisa surrender kar ke wo badi lajaa se boli.

Bhabhi- "Wo, Babaji..iss nadaan ladaki ko sabak sikha do, baba ki rasam ko beech me disturb karne ke liye. Aur mai aapse bheek mangati hu mere pati ke liye duaa wali rasam poori karne ke liye. Ye lijiye...hummm..uff..ohh...ishhh..ohh..ok..ok..you can do it lilly...uff...Ok...ye lijiye, mai apni "Gand" aapke samne rakh rahi hu. Ache se maar dijiye meri."

Bhabhi ne iss baat ko jaise taise jaan par udhaar hokar bol toh diya tha. Magar...bolne ke baad lekin wo sharm se bheeg gayi. Wo mooh chupaati reh gayi. 
Gaand bolte wakt toh uski jaan halak tak aa pahunch gayi thi. Wo khudko bada hi embarrassed feel kar gayi.

Bhabhi ke mooh se Gand shabd sunkar kalu aisa khush huaa, jaise bhabhi ne uska mooh me liya ho.

Kalu- Ahhhaa...ab ise kahate hai sanskari bacchi...ye huii naa doodhwale ki bhasha ka sammaan.....ab dekh lena ye baba kaise duaa deta hai tumhare pati ko.

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Fir kya?
Ab aisa maal khud Chalke apni gand samne rakh dega, toh aur kaa hoga? 

Kalu baba toot pada.

Usne pahale sehalakar bhabhi ke mansal kulhon ka maja lena shuru kiya.

Achhe se masalkar maja lene ke baad ab fir halke halke fatke mar kar bhabhi ke chutad ko zhadne laga.

Magar issbaar kalu ki manzil alag thi. Usko bhahhi ke chutad masalne toh the, magar uss se bhi badhkar zhuki hui position kaa fayda uthakar aaj bhabhi ke holes ke ache se darshan lene the.

Toh usne wahi kiya.

Usne masalte masalte ekdum se dono kulho par hath rakh ke dono kulhe faad diye.


Ohhhh...

Kya nazara tha??

Halki fulki chut ki zhalak toh kalu kai baar dekh chuka tha. Magar issbaar chutad ke ek dusare se door jaate hi unke beech chupi hui bhabhi ki chut ki fank fuckkk se khul gayi thi.

Ufff..

Akhir kaar....Kalu ki manzil mil hi gayi.
Kitna tadapa tha wo ye najara dekhne ke liye. Bilkul paale din se abtak tadapta aa raha tha.

Bhabhi ne bhi usko tadpa tadapa kar choda tha. Sab dikha diya tha par apni khuli hui chut nahi dikhaayi thi. Dono holes ko bachaakar rakha tha abtak.

Magar ab bhabhi ke dono holes uske samne the.

Kalu toh sunn dekhta raha..

Kya gulaabi fank thi!!!!

Jaise duniya ki sabse and abse khubsoorat chut.

Wow...

Idhar zhuki hui bhabhi ke liye bhi ye bada surprised tha.
Bhabhi ne bhi ye expect nahi kiya tha. Use laga tha kalu abhi bhi apne character ko samhalte hue uske chutad ko masalkar maje lekar chod dega.
Haa..Thoda bahot dikh jata hai toh bhi chalega. Magar bhabhi ne ye kabhi nahi socha tha ki Kalu masalne ko chodkar seedha uske chutad ko failakar uski chut bhi kholega.

Khair, ab jo huaa so huaa...
Bhabhi ne kasss se ankhe band kar li.

Aaj pahali bar kalu bhabhi ke dono ched itne ache se dekh raha tha.

Chut ki khubsoorati toh apni jagaha. Magar bhabhi ki gaand kaa hole bhi kya majedaar tha.
Desi hone ke bawjood ekdum gulabi. Magar ched ke asspass ek gadha bhura rang kaa ghera uss gulabi jwalamukhi me utar raha tha. Ye bhure rang kaa ghera bhabhi ki doodh jaisi khaal me kya vishesh akarshn bankar ubhar raha tha.
Ahhhaa...itni khubsoorat gaand usne kisi ki nahi dekhi thi.

Kalu inn dono holes ka itna deewana ho gaya tha. Jaise maano wo usme doob saa gaya.


Ke, tabhi, lajja se bheegi bhabhi ne apne hath ki ghadi kholkar apne chutad uss se chuda liye, aur piche ghusse se dekh liya.

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Bhabhi kaa ghussa dekhkar kalu thoda character me aya.

Jo hui uss baat ko bhoolkar wo fir se BaBa ke character me aa gaya.

Fir mooh se kuch mantr badbadaate hue usne fir se bhabhi ke chutad ko touch karna shuru kiya.

Ab deal duua ke rasam ki thi, toh bhabhi ko fir se usko masalne ko dena hi pada.

Ohhh....

Ab dheere dheere wo masalne laga.

Bhabhi ne man me socha hoga," akhir iss doodhwale ko ched ke darshan ho hi gaye..ufff..mai toh mar jaau.."

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Bhabhi ke dono ched ke pahali baar ke darshan se kalu ke andar ek ajeeb si chul mach gayi thi.

Ab usne poora focus bhabhi ke mansal gol matol chutad par laga diya. Wo bhare hue chikne kulhe usne masal masal ke rondh ke rakh diye. Issbaar usne apni manmani se ache se maja liya.. jaise chahiye waise...


Bhabhi ankhe band karke bass sahne lagi..use pata tha ab ye poori dua pahunchaakar hi manega.

Hammm...
 Sasure ko kya gand mili thi. Ekdum chikni, makhmali, mansal.

 Masalne ke 1 round ke baad wo jaroor ek jor ka fatka lagata. Aur wo lagaataar fatake badhaata jaa raha tha.

Lagta hai use bhabhi ki aisi mansal gand par phatke marna bada pasand aa rha tha.

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Jaise jaise uske fatke badh rahe the, waise waise ab bhabhi ko dard hone laga tha.
Wo har fatke par Ahhhh..ufffff...chinkh chodne lagi.

Ab tak aise 5 round ho chuke the.
Matlab bhabhi ne abtak 5 thappad khaa chuke the. 

Faatkkk...fataakkk..

Ohhh...

Dekhte dekhete 10 ho gye..

Aaaaanhhhhhhhh...umhhh...

Wo harami rukne ka naam nahi le rha tha.
Har phatke ke baad uska jor badhata hi jaa raha tha.

Ab 20 ho gye..

Fataakkk..fataakk..fatakk..

Aunchhhhh...stopppp....ahhhhhh..uffffggffff...
Wo maslta jaa raha tha, marta jaa raha tha.

Ab bhabh ki gori chitthi gand kaa rang badalne laga.
Wo doodh si safed se gulaabi hoti jaa rahi thi.


Wo kabhi jor ka phatka marta, toh kabhi halka.

Ufff...

 Ab dekhte dekhte dono kulhon par 20, 20 fatke ho gye.

 Ab wo fatke itne jor ke ho gaye the, ki har fatke par bhabhi ke chutad bounce hokar wahi girne lage, aur har fatke par chutad bich me fatkar halki si chut ki zhalak dikhla dene lage.

Bhabhi ki wo chut ki lakir aur lal gulaabi hoti gand dekh kalu toh aur bekabu ho gya.

 Issbaar usne sachmuch jor ke phatke marna shuru kiya. 
 
Sattttkkk..satttkkkk...
Aunchhhh...ahhhhhhh..dard...ohhhhooo.

Abtak toh bass machhar marne wale fatke the. Wo shuru hue the asali fatake.

Ab bhabhi ko bhi asli dard ka pata chala. 

Usne aur 3 aise hi jor ke phatke maare. 

Sala lagata hai poora ghussa utaar raha tha.

Iske ye fatke ab itne jor ke the, ki bhabhi ki aah se badhkar ab chinkhe nikalne lagi...
Ahhhhhhh....dheere...se....haayee.....kya kar rhe hai?????ummmm..affff...
Par...
Akhri 2 fatke itne jor ke the ki bhabhi Tilamila gyi...

Bhabhi ki mooh se jor ki chinkh nikli.

Aunchhhhhhhh...ummmhhhh...

Bhabhi puri karha uthi aur fir se apne peet-piche marode hue hath ko chudakar usne apni puri takat se kalu ko door dhakela...



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Fir apani gand hath se sehlaate hue ghusse me boli

Bhabhi- "aaahhhh..stop...ab bass huaa...tukde nahi puri shikaar faad rhe ho aap. Bilkul bass ho gya ab. Chalo...hato..."

Gore...gore...kulhon par wo lal gulabi nishan...
Haaye....Jaise bday ka cake kisine hath se masal diya ho. aise toh bhabhi aur bhi katilana lag rahi thi. Isi nazaare se toh kalu bekabu huaa tha aur wo hosh kho baitha tha. Par fir bhi ab use raha nahi jaa raha tha. 

Kalu- Hey kanya..isme humra kasoor nahi hai. Kya kre ki shikaar hi aisi hai toh! Kisika bhi irada fisal jayega. Itni tasty shikar pahle kabhi khai nahi thi.

Bhabhi- "Chale, ab ho gaya..door hatiye.."

Kalu- Door hatiye? Are nahi....ye baba toh pahale daam leta hai aur baad me kaam. Toh iska matlab ab tak toh bass dakshina le raha tha. Duaa toh ab dunga. Samjhi... Duaa dena toh abhi baaki hai. 

Bhabhi- Kya?

Kalu- Haa..haa...Dua toh ab dunga jo andar tak jayegi. aur apne pati ke liye duaa toh tumhe leni hi hongi.

 Itna bolkar wo jor se hasne laga.

Bhabhi majboori ki mudra me rone sa chehara lekar khadi rahi.

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Issbaar kalu bhabhi ki permission ke liye bhi nahi ruka. Use pata tha kuch kaam bina bataaye kiye jaate hai.

Usne turant bhabhi ko fir se pakadkar ghumaa liya. fir se kamar me halka sa zhuka diya. Fir usne khud ne bhabhi ke hath pakadkar unko pahale jaise piche marod diye.

Bhabhi use aisa karne se rok nahi paayi. Use pata tha ki jab tak ye harami duaa nahi dega, chup nahi baithega. 

Wo ankh band kar ke aur 10 fatake khaane ko tayaar ho gayi.


Par,
Magar,
Ab,
Issbaar,

Kalu ne asali daav khel dala.

Kalu toh had se jyada bekabu ho gaya tha. Use bhabhi ki gand ne itna madmast kiya tha ki ab gaand ki darar me jakar hi uski pyaas bujhne wali thi.

Toh usne fir se bhabhi ke baal pakde aur issbaar poora ghodi ki tarah zhuka diya.
Uske hath ki takad se aisa lag raha tha jaise wo pahali baar apne kirdaar se hath gya hai.
Bhabhi ko thoda ajeeb laga toh usne hath se usko virodh karna shuru kiya. 

Tabhi,

Usne turant apne pant me hath dalkar bhabhi ki chupaayi hui panty ko bahar nikal diya. Ek hi zhatke me wo panty usne faad daali. Fir uss panty me bhabhi ke piche mrode hue dono hath fasa diye. Fir lace jaisi patali patti wali aakar banakar panty ko bhabhi ke hathon par ghuma diya. Fir akhir me khnich ke ganth laga di.

Ohhh...
Bhabhi ki wo lal panty elastic ki thi. Toh rubber jaise jara khnich kar ache se rassi kaa kaam kar gayi thi.

Iska matlab kalu ne bhabhi ke hath usiki anty se band diye the.

Aur wo itne me hi nahi ruka. Uss harami ne tph asali game ab khela. 
Issbaar wo kuch plan ke sath aya tha.

Usne bhabhi ke hath band dete hi uske apron ki kamar ki lace chutki me khol di. 

Ohhh..
Jaise hi wo lace khul gayi, wo apron kamar se chut gaya. Zhuki hone ke karan ab bas gale ki lace par tika huaa apron zamin ko chu gaya. 

Ye aisa hi lag rha tha, jaise bhabhi ne koi apron nahi balki gale me college ki tye pahni ho. Iss wajah se bhabhi ab aage se bhi poori nangi ho gayi. 

Kalu ke badale hue bartaav se bhabhi thoda dar gayi aur turant usko door hataane lagi.

Par kalu ek number ka shikaari tha. Dikhne me jaroor patala tha par akhir doodhwala tha. Bhainse samhalkar wo sakht tha. Uske hath takad wale the. usne Kai bhainse kabu kiye the, toh ye wali bhains toh uske baaye hath ka kaam tha.

Issbaar usne jameen par rengata apron ka ek kona dekh liya aur uske upar apna ek pair rakh diya. 

Ohhh.....

Apron gale se latka hone ke karan ab bhabhi uske pairo tale aa gyi, Jaise gale me patta dalkar kisine niche zhuka ke patte par pair rkh diya ho. 
Ye thik waise hi tha, Jaise kisi bakari ko gale me rassi dalkar pairo tale pakad kar jakhad rakha ho.

Uff...

Iss se bhabhi kuch dramatic fas gyi. 
Kyunki ab kalu ko bhabhi ke baal pakadne ki jaroorat nahi thi, toh ab wo apne dono hath chala sakta tha. 

Bhabhi ko jaldi maloom ho gaya ki wo uske shikanje me kuch jyada hi boori tarah fas chuki hai.

Ab haal kuch yu tha. Bhabhi kalu ke samne zhuki hui halat me thi. Uska gala apron se bandha kalu ke pairo tale tha. Toh uske dono hath piche peet par kalu ne usiki panty se bndh rakhe the. 

Iss situation me bhabhi ko hilna bhi mushkil ho raha tha.
Bhabhi ka poora control ab kalu ke hath me aa gaya tha. 

Jaise hi bhabhi gale me fasa patta nikalne ke liye upar uthane lagi, tabhi kalu ne piche marodkar bandhe hue bhabhi ke hath thoda upar utha liya... 

Aaahhhhh..

Bhabhi dard se karha uthi.
Bhabhi ka virodh wahi ke wahi tham gya aur jor se ek chinkh nikal gyi... kyunki marode hue hath upar jaate hi bhabhi ko bhayanak dard ke sath utna hi fir se zhukna pada. 

Ab toh bhabhi ki gardan pahale se jyada niche aa gayi thi. Lagbagh apne ghutno tak.
Upar se mouka dekh kalu ne apna pair aur aage rakha apron par. Iss se toh situation aur tight ho gayi. Jaise jaise apron dabtaa gya, waise waise bhabhi ka sar niche- niche aur gand upar- upar aati gyi. Isase bhabhi puri bend ho gyi..

Ufff..

Jitna hilti, utna hi fasti jaa rahi thi bichari, aur utna hi dard se karhaati...


Uffff..

Wo jaise itna neeche zhuki, Uski gand seedha kalu ke samne pesh hui.
Ab toh bhabhi itna jakhad gyi thi, ki thodi si halchal bhi use bada mushkil me dal rahi thi. Ya toh hath khinch rhe the, ya fir gala..Toh dheere dheere automatically bhabhi ka hilna band hone laga aur wo bhains control me aane lagi. 

Bhabhi ka pratikaar jaise jaise dheema padata gaya, waise waise wo kabu me aati gayi. Kalu isi intzaar me tha. Jaise hi bhabhi thandi padi kalu ne pahal kar di.

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To be continued.....

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                           Part 26


Ab bhabhi jyada pratikar se hill-dull nahi sakti thi.
Ab kalu ke pass bada mouka tha. Magar usne direct attack naa karte hue ek gentleman ki tarah bhabhi ki gaand ko fir se sehlana shuru kiya. Taaki bhabhi thodi comfortable ho jaaye. Toh sehla kar pahale pyar se pesh aya. Fir dheere dheere gentle tarike se masalna shuru kiya. Maano jaise fir se shuruwat ki ho.

Magar Bhabhi uski ungaliyon ki harkat mehsoos kar paa rahi thi. Issbaar wo kuch jyada hi personal thi.


Par tabhi usne apni poori takad badha di, aur ab ek ungali kulhon ke beech ghusaane ki koshish karne laga. Ekdum se uske attack se bhabhi poori uchal padi. Bhabhi ne turant apni kulhon ki manspeshiya taan di aur zhankar kar virodh karne ko badhi.

Ufff....magar bichaari...
Jald hi uski raftaar jaise the ho gayi. Fir se uska sharir apne aap ek jagah par aake ruk gaya.

Karan toh wahi tha, jo upar bataaya tha. Us apron ki wajah se bhabhi poori fass gayi thi.

Kalu ko bhabhi ki majboori pata thi. Usne apna faans aur jakhad liya, aur fir se dono kulhon ke beech ungali ko jor se dabane laga. Bhabhi ne poori manspeshiya taan kar use rokne ka poora pryas kiya. Par akhir kaar dono mansal kulhon ki chirfaad ho hi gayi.

Bhabhi- aaahhhh...what...stop......ye kya kar rahe ho...chodo muzhe..

Bhabhi ghusse se chilla padi.

Bhabhi ko laga tha ki, Thodi masti se bhara kalu uski dant sunkar akhirkaar character me lout aayega. Jo wo abtak karta aa raha tha.

Par kalu ne issbaar dagabaaji ki. Usne bhabhi ki baat manane se inkaar krte hue aur jor se ungali darar me ghusaai. Issbaar wo ungali seedha chut par jaakar pahunch gayi.

Jaisi hi wo ungali chut se chu gayi, uski ungali ko kuch gila lag gaya. Bhabhi ki chut kab se gili ho rakhi thi. Aisi gili chut dekhkar Kalu aur bhadak gaya.

Agale hi pal bhabhi ki mooh se ek jor ki chinkh nikli
Bhabhi- Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh..uiiiiiii....aahhh.....

Bhabhi itni jor se chinkh padi thi ki, wo awaj kitchen ke bahar tak gunj gayi.

Ufff..
Aur bahar toh birju kitchen se sat ke hi baitha tha. Aur sath me sasur jee bhi the.

Par kya karti bhahhi? Uski toh chink nikal padi thi. Kyunki uss harami kalu ne bijali ki raftaar se  apni ek ungali bhabhi ki chut me ghused di thi.

Ufff....

Ghusedate hi wo puri ungali andar ghuss gayi thi. Kyunki chut pahale se itni gili thi ki, kya bataaye...

Ohhhh..

Aaj dusari baar kalu ne bhabhi ki chut me ungali daali thi.
Sachmuch...Kya kamal ki kasi hui chut thi. Shayad itni kasi hui thi, isiliye bhabhi ke mooh se itni badi chinkh nikali thi.

Uss din movie theater me ghabrahat aur hadbadahat me shayad kalu asali maja naa le paya tha. Par aaj, aaj toh uska hi raaj tha. Aur ab toh rani bhi uske kabje me poori tarah se jakhad gayi thi. Ajj wo ache se chut me utar gaya tha.

Ohhh...

Jaise hi puri ki puri ungali bhabhi ki chut me utar gayi thi,  Kalu ko toh jaise jannat me jaane ka feeling aya.
Uski wo ungali bhabhi ke chut ki kai wadiya faadte puri andar tak ghus gyi thi.

ufff ohhh....Wo wadiyaa!!

Lagbagh 15, 20 layer ki wadiya paar karke jab kalu ki ungali poori andar dhas gayi, waha akhir me use garma garam mahol ka ehsas hua.
Sach me charam sukh tha!!

Sath me chut ke paani se fisalte jaane se Lublublubbbb...burrrrr...jaisi awaj aayi.

Ahhh...
Kya maje ki chut thi...

Bas ek ungali dalne se itna maja ayega Kalu ne ye socha nahi tha.

Apni poori ungali utaar kar ab kalu bol pada.

Kalu- "Kanya, babaji aise duaa dete hai jo bhali andar tak jaaye..tabhi tumhare pati tak pahunche gi..."

Itna bolkar wo hass pada...

Idhar bhabhi ki mooh se aunch nikal gyi thi ki bahar baitha birju bhi sun gaya. Bhabhi toh lajja aur ghabrahat se mar hi gayi thi.

Magar, yaha kalu ko uski kuch nahi padi thi.
Pal zhapakne se pahale hi uski poori ungali bhabhi ki chut me ghuss gayi thi.

Iss hamle se bhabhi samahal hi nahi paayi. Wo apna ek pair uthakar use hatane ki koshish karane lagi. Jaise bhains doodh nikalte wakat karti hai. Kya karti? Hath toh usne band rakhe the. Ab uske pass pair hi ek hatiyaar bache the.

Par tabhi kalu ne upar ke hath ko khinchav diya, ki Bhabhi dard se karhaati wahi ke wahi ruk gyi.


Kalu- "Are, kaha naa ache se duaa le. fir se baadha daal rahi hai? Aisi hi lambi duaa ki jaroorat hai tumhare pati ko. Warna sadharan duaa kisi kaam ki nahi. Poora samundar paar kar ke jaana hai iss duaa ko. Toh chupchapp koi baadha daale bagair khadi rahe. Nahi toh.....waisan lagata hai ab toh tumhare pati ko hi batana padega, jo upar huaa. Fir bolti firegi," muzhko ranaji maaf karna, galti maare se ho gayi..."

Iss gustaaki ke liye kalu ne agle hi samay apani dusri ungali bhi chut par jor se daba di.

Kalu ki sajish samajhme aate hi Bhabhi ne poori takad se apna pura badan sikud liya. Isase kalu ki ungaliyon par wo chut ki wadiya aur jyada kas gyi.

Par huaa kuch ulta hi. Unn wadiyon ko todate jaane me ulta kalu ko aur maja aa gaya.

Bhabhi- aaaaaannnnhhhhh...uuuiiiiii...nahiii.....

Aur idhar apni hi harkat se bhabhi dard se karha uthi. Issbaar itna dard tha ki 1ansu ka katara chalak gaya bhabhi kaa.

Par kalu ko toh bhabhi ki chinkh se jyada chut se nikali "lurrrrrburrrrrr...burukkkkkk..." awaj hi sunaai di thi.

Dard se bhabhi pahale se bhi jor ki chillayi thi ki, Issbaar bahar baithe birju ke hath se paani ka lota hi gir gaya.

Khannnkkkk....tanakkkk....tannnnn....tannn..tannnn..

Issbaar bahar se lote ki awaj sunakr kalu thoda dab gaya.

Idhar bhabhi ki toh jaan hi nikal gayi.
Dard se jyada lajaa se wo kampne lagi.

Tabhi kalu poore joro-soro se bol pada, jaise bahar tak sunaai de.

Kalu- "Are. Bhabhi jee...jara aram se rotiya senko. dekha naa chatka lag gaya? Wo birju kahi bhaga nahi jaa raha..kitni baar kaha hai, jara samhalkar....areee..wuuu..birjuwa....kaa huaa???"

Birju- "Sasura, paani pee raha tha...hath se patela chut gawa."

Kalu- "Are budbakkk..jara samhalkar... insano jaisa khaao...Achaa khana mila nahi ki janawaro jaisa toot pade birju maharaj. Laa rahe hai..aur roti laa rahe hai..."

Ye sab bolte wakt kalu ki ungali abhi bhi bhabhi ki chut me thi. Ab toh 1 nahi, balki 2 thi.


Birju ki awaj sunkar bhabhi toh lajaa se mar gayi.

Idhar,
Birju ne kalu ki ye sunkar chupke se paani ka lota utha liya aur wahi baithe khaana khaane laga.

Ufff...

Bass ek deewar ke piche bhabhi poori ki porri nangi thi aur koi mard usko zhukaakar uski chut me ungali daal raha tha. Aur toh aur darwaja bhi khula hi tha. Bahar ek paraya mard Birju deewar se lagkar baitha tha, toh dusare kone me uske khudke sasur jee baithe the. Andar aane ki chodo, bahar se hi koi agar halka saa zhak bhi leta toh ye adbhut nazara paa leta.

Par burbak bewkoof birju wahi baithkar chicken ki haddiya tod raha tha. Sasure ko kya Khabar, ki andar toh poori tandoori uske samne nangi senkh rahi thi?


Bhabhi dar se kampne lagi. Uska dar dekhkar kalu bhahhi ki kaan me bola.

Kalu- "Ari...ari...dariye mat....birju mere kahe bina andar aana toh door, balki zhakega bhi nahi...wo mera adami hai. Aur rahi baat iss rasam ki...toh...bass samajh lo duaa pahunch hi gayi hai. Bass thodi der me khatam ho jayegi rasam..bass aur kuch chand minute, aap hilna nahi....fir mai chod dunga"

Lajja, dar aur dard se bhabhi ka chehara pila pad gaya tha.

Idhar chirfaad ho gayi thi..dhoti fatkar rumal ho gayi thi..Uski dono ungali bhabhi ki chut me puri ki puri ghus chuki thi.

Bhabhi dard se karhaa uthi.

Bhabhi- "Aaahhh...stop...chodo muzhe...Maine kaha pahale chodo muzhe..."

Bhabhi poori takad lagakar fir se usko door hatane ki koshish karne lagi...par jitni koshish, utna hi faas tha bhabhi ke liye. 

Bebas bhabhi fir se majboori me apni atpat band kar ke sharir ko jitna ho sake utna shant rakhne ki koshish karne lagi.

Bichaari.

Piche se koi ungali ghused rha tha, aur bhabhi ko jara sa bhi hilna mana tha. Aur toh aur wo jor se chilla bhi nahi sakti thi.

Haayee Jalim jamana!!!!

Bhabhi ki ye bebasi kalu ko ek alag hi nasha de gayi. Aam tour par wo ek limit tak jakar ruk jata tha. Par Iss baar wo ata pata khokar poora fayda uthane me laga hua tha.

Usne turant hi bhabhi ki chut me ungaliya chalana shuru ki. Usne dheere se dono ungaliya andar se bahar nikalkar fir se andar ghused di.

Ufff...

Uske aisa karne se bhabhi ka toh itna bada mooh khul gaya, maano jaise wo chut me nahi, balki mooh me ungaliya dala ho.

Bhabhi khudko jyada naa hilaakar sans roke sehne lagi. Usko ye kawayat karne ke liye apne chutad ki manspeshiya dheeli chodani hi thi. Tabhi wo bina rukawat ke uski ungaliya andar le sakti thi. Aur aisi jyada naa hilne se bach sakti thi. Kyuki bend hokaar peet par hath kuch jyada hi dard de rahe the bhabhi ko.

Par kalu isswakt ek khunkaar Janwar ban gaya tha. Usne jaisi hi chut ki manspeshiyo me dheel paayi, toh use koi Romance yaad naa aya, balki wo chirfaad pe utar aya. 

Hummm...

Uss harami ne agale hi pal aisi raftaar badha di jaise machine gun start kar di ho. jaise trigger dabaate hi dhada -dhad,  ghapa- ghap...khacha- khach ungali karne laga.

Bhabhi ke mooh se 1 hi chinkh nikali..
Bhabhi- Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhh....huhuhu...stoppppp....ohhooo....uiiiimaaaaaaa......hahhhhhhh.....haayeee darddddddd....chodo....umhhhh...ruko....ohhhh..ummmhhaaaaaa....
Ye awaj kisi gaadi ke speedbrekar se gujarne par jo kampan wali hoti hai..waisi hi thi.


Ye toh mooh se nikali awaj thi...mooh ke sath bhabhi ki chut se bhi pachak...pachakkkk...pachakkk ki lehare nikal rahi thi.

Uss bichaari ko ye dono awaj kitchen tak hi simit rakhani thi.

Oh..my..hod...


Kalu ne bhabhi ko ungali se chodna shuru kiya tha. Wo pahali baar aisa kuch kar raha tha, wo bhi bhabhi ke permission ke bina.

Uski ye majal?

Bhabhi ko kabhi laga nahi tha ki. Kalu itni hade paar kar dega. Thodi bahot masti thik hai, magar wo toh kuch jyada hi kar gaya tha.

Iss se toh bhabhi ko itna ghussaa aya ki pata nahi chutne ke baad wo kalu kaa kya karegi?

Waha piche wo kalu ki ungaliyon se chud rahi thi, aur aage uska mooh ghusse se aagbabula ho gaya tha.

Ke,

Tabhi achanak se kalu ruk gaya. Aisa laga jaise bullet train ko kisine ekdum se break laga diya ho. Uski ungaliya wahi ke wahi ruk gayi..par bhabhi ki chinkhe aage fisal gayi.
Bhabhi- aaahhhuuuuu..ahhhh..ummmmmm...


Bhabhi ne ankhe khol di, aur ekdum se uske aise rukne ki wajaha sochne lagi.

Tabhi,

Kalu zhat se piche ghutno pe baith gya.
Agale hi pal bhabhi ki ankhe band hi ho gayi.

Ufff....

Uski chut par ek aisa thanda sparsh mehsoos huaa ki kya bataaye!!.

Kuch samajhme aate hi bhabhi ka poora badan lajaa se gulaabi ho utha.

Uss harami ne seedha chut ko mooh lagaya tha.

Uff..

Kuch samajh paati uss se pahale bhabhi ko aur ek zhatka laga. Kyunki agale hi pal uss harami ne apni jeebh nikali aur wo gili chut me ghused di thi.

Bhabhi ne aisi ankhe band kar li jaise uski pyaasi chut me kisine barf ka tukda dala ho.

Bhabhi- Hhummmmmmmaaaahhhh....

Bhabhi ke mooh se ek aisi jor ki kisi bhains ki tarah hummmm nikal gayi ki wo khud bhi lajjit ho uthi. Jeebh lagane se pahale wo poore ghusse me thi, aur jaise hi jeebh lag gay thi, ufff...uske badan ne naa chahate hue bhi ek sukun ki aah bhar li thi.

Ab kya karti? Uska koi dosh nahi tha. Pahale jwalamukhi ki tarah bhadkakar usme ekdum se barf ka tookda daloge toh aur kya hoga?

Ungali kar ke pahale bhabhi ko garam kiya aur ekdum se jeebh lagakar bhabhi ko thand se kampne ko majboor kiya tha kalu ne.


Bhabhi ki bhains ki tarah aisi aanhh sunkar kalu hass pada.

Apani jeebh bahar nikal kar wo bola.


Kalu- Ari iii huii naa bhains wali baat..waha re meri bhainswa!

Aisa bolkar usne fir se jeebh ghused di.


Yaad rahe uska ek pair abhi bhi bhabhi ki apron pe tha, aur dono hat peet piche bandhe hue the.  

Ab aisi zhuki hui halat me kalu ne chut me  mooh dala tha.

Aaj wo dusari baar bhabhi ki chut ko chakh raha tha. Wo madak swad taste kar ke wo toh aur pagal ho utha. Ab kisi kutte ki tarah lambi jeebh nikalkar chut ko chatne lga.

Par kuch bhi ho...
Oh..my..hod..
Kalu ne bahot bada panga mod liya tha. Pahale din se aajtak wo har taste ko paar kar gaya tha, aur usne apbe aapko control me rakha tha. Jitna khaya wo character ke kirdaar me rahkar hi khaya tha. Par aaj rasam ko bahana banaakar usne saari hade paar kar li thi.

Jab uska nasha thanda ho jaayega shayad tab use pata chalega.

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Wo ab lagatar chut ko chatne laga. Jaise salon se bhooka ho.

Par wo bass 1 minute ke liye hi tha.
Ke,
Tabhi,
Kalu ruk gaya aur khada ho gaya.

"Fir se wo bich me kyu ruk gaya?"
Bhabhi fir se soch me pad gayi.
Tabhi wo kuch aisa samajh gayi ki uske hosh udd gaye.

Wo apni poori takad lagakar uske changool se nikalne ki hatayat koshish me chalaange marne lagi.

Issbaar chahe kitana dard ho..gale me fas chadh jaaye yaa hath toot jaaye, wo joro se nikalne ki koshish karne lagi.

kyunki bhabhi smajh gayi thi ki kaalu aage kya karne jaa raha tha.

Magar, itna tadapna kaafi nahi tha.

Itne zhappaton ke bawjood bhi kalu ne bhabhi ko ek hath se hi control kar liya. Bhabhi ka ye fadfadana jaari hi tha ki tabhi kalu ne badi asani se apne ek hath se pant me se apna lund nikal liya.

Ohh..my..hod..

Aur nazdik akar bhabhi ki jangh par rakh diya.

Ufff....

Jaise ki kalu ke uss garam lund ka sparsh bhabhi ke janghon par lag gaya bhabhi toh aur tadapne lagi.

Bhabhi ka shaq sahi nikla.
Wo harami ab chodne par utar aya tha.

Bhabhi jee jaan se koshish karne lagi, Par kya kare.. wo aisi jakhad me fas gyi thi ki fadfadane ke alwa aur kuch nahi kar sakti thi. Jaise Murgi ke pair pakadne par Murgi fadfadaati hai, par kahi jaati nahi. Bhabhi ka bhi kuch aisa hi haal tha. Ulta jitna jyada hilne jaati, uski halat utni hi fasti jati. Issbaar toh wo itna hili thi ki wo aur badnam fas gayi thi. Bachi kuchi abru bachane wala wo apron hi uske liye shrap ban gaya tha. Hadbadahat me bhabhi ke balance ka fayda uthate hue kalu ne aur pair badha diya. Iss wajah se ab bhabhi ki gardan itni niche gayi ki jameen se ab 1 foot hi door thi. Iska matlab wo bahot hi bend ho gayi thi. Isswajah se bhabhi ka dard 2 guna badh gaya tha.

Tange patak kar Bhabhi kisi tarah uske lund ko tangon se door kar rahi thi.
Tabhi bhabhi ki ankhe badi ho gyi, kyunki kalu ne piche se uska lund chut pe hi rakh diya.

Ohhhh..

Bhabhi ka poora badan uske lund ke sparsh se sehm utha.

Wo chinkh kar bol padi...

Bhabhi- Stop..ruko..ye kya kar rahe ho?....nahi...mat.....no..no...ye bilkul nahi...stoppppp.....

Par kalu kab ka kuch sun ne ke usspar chala gaya tha.
Itne intazaar ke baad aaj jakar uska lund bhabhi ki chut tak pahunch gaya tha. Wo toh uttejna se kabka swarg me pahunch chuka tha. Ab waha swarg tak bhabhi ki ye pukar kaha pahunchne wali thi.

Tabhi fir se bhabhi ki ankhe badi ho gayi, kyunki issbaar kalu ne apne Lund ko takad se rodhate hue lund ki supari se bhabhi ki chut ko hi khol diya.

Ufff...

Pahle upar se niche chut ke lips kholta gaya fir niche se upar khotla huaa aya.
Jaise koi jeans ki chain khol ke band kar di ho.
Usne fir se ek baar aisa kiya.
Wahhh..kya nashe ki chut thi. Jaise hi upar se niche kholta, bhabhi ke chut ke tapore lips piche se uske lund par tanj kaste hue jaate fir se dhak jaate the. Fir Jaise hi niche se upar jata, waise wo hont bhi khulte chale jaate..

Kya tight Karaari chut thi.

Ufff..

Sakt ke sath mulayam mansal...
Aisi mansal chut usne aajtak dekhi nahi thi. Bhabhi ki gili chut se uska Lund ka topa bheeg gaya tha. Aise bhabhi ki chut ko fadne me usko itna maja aa raha tha ki usne aur 5 baar  upar se niche, aur niche se upar khol diya.

Bhabhi- Aunchhhh....ahhhh..haaaa...ahhhhhhhhhhhh...
Ummmmmmmm...stooppp...please......stopppp..don't....
Bhabhi ki ankhe apne aap band ho gyi aur wo badan ko Kas kar chinkhne wali hi thi....

Wo samjh gyi thi ki ab sab khallas. Wo chudne se ab bach nahi sakti.

Waise kalu kabka andar daal kar bhabhi ko chod sakta tha, par wo iss special haseena ko pure maje lekar chodna chahta tha. Akhir itne dintak bhabhi ne tadpaya jo hai usko!

Bhabhi ki iss special jawani ka rath kar maja lete chodne wala tha, jaise har pal ka maja lete chodna.

Wo andar naa dalkar aise hi bhahi ko tadpaane laga. Wo bas apna lund upar se niche aur niche se upar ghasit raha tha.

Bich me wo Jaise hi halki takad lagata tha, toh bhabhi apni mutthi aur ankh jor se jakhad leti.

Maano wo chud gayi..

Ufff...
Par wo jalim wahi ruk jata...



Aise tadpaane se aur kalu ke lund ke sparsh se bhabhi ki chut ne naa chahate hue bhi ab aisa paani choda tha, jaise wha baadh aayi ho.

Waha ki fislan dekh Kalu dekh hasne laga.

Yahi toh chahiye tha use.
Isase kalu ek baat jaan gaya, ki bhabhi naa sahi, par uski chut chudne ke liye ekdum tayaar ho gyi hai.

Yaha Bhabhi sharmsaar chur chur tootkar bikhar rahi thi.

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Ab kalu ne aage badhne ka faisla liya.

Waise bhabhi ki aisi chut paakar wo ab itna kamook ho gya tha, ki ek sand ki tarah iss bhains ko chodne ki wo soch raha tha.
Iss unmad me uski har nasal fool gyi thi, aur uske pure rago me khoon teji se doudne laga.

Toh,
Ab kalu ne apna panja kaskar bhabhi ki kamar jor se pakad li. Kalu ka wo naso se footata garam hath bhabhi ko bata gaya,  ki wo ab lund ko pelne wala hai.

Ab mutthi aur band ho gayi, pair aur jkhad gaye, aur Kalu ne apni kamar hawa me uthayi.

Ufff...
Fir pata nahi, bhabhi ko aur ache se pakadne ke liye taki yaadgaar pilai ki jaaye, aur kisi sand ki tarah zhatka maar sake,  usne apna ek kadam jara aur piche rakha aur dusare pair se apron ko aur khinch liya, Taki bhabhi ko aur zhukaya jaa sake.
Waise bhi wo bhabhi ko kisi asali saand ki tarah chodna chahata tha. Akhir wo uski bhains jo thi.

Aisa karne se usko aur majboot zhakad mil gayi thi. Ekdum chodne layak. Uske liye yahi climax ka time tha. Wo khush hokar hawa me uchali kamar se ek jordar zhatka lagane ke liye badha.

Ufff...

Par har chiz ka action reaction virodhabhas hota hai. Aur jyada jakhadne ke chakkar me usne apron itna khincha tha ki bhabhi ka sar jameen se ragad khaa gaya. Iss se bhabhi ka sar itna niche chala gaya ki uss apron ki lace se bahar hi aa gya. Ab wo apron jameen par gir gya aur bhabhi ka sar upar uth gaya.



Itne me kalu ke chinkh ke sath hawa me uchali uski kamar bhabhi par aa dhadaki.


Oh..my..hod..
Ghapakkkk

Usne apne andar ki puri takad ke sath kisi sand ki tarah ek yadgaar jor ka zhatka diya tha.

Par,
Par,
Par,
Huaa kuch ulta hi.
Uske kaan bhabhi ki chinkh sunane ke liye taras gaye, par poora zhatka lagane ke baad bhi bhabhi ki chinkh nahi nikali. Ulta uske khudke hi lund se chinkh nikal gayi.

Turant dusari ek dardbhari lahar se uska lund zhulas utha.

Kya huaa tha?
Wo khud kyu dard se chinkh pada?

Darsal Viman ka landing airport par naa hone ke karan durghatna wash ho gaya tha.

Ha, yahi kehna padega.

Darsal baat ye hui thi, ki sar khulte hi bhabhi bijli ki raftaar se apna pichwada lekar niche baith gayi thi. Ekdum se baithane se uske hath se bhabhi nikal gayi.

Ohhh...
Kalu iske liye tayaar nahi tha. Usko kabhi nahi laga tha ki bhabhi uski pakad se nikal payegi.  Ekdum se samne ki gand hat jaane se uski landing upar se hi aage nikal gayi.

Uske pairo me bhabhi ke baithe hone ke karan uska balance bighad gaya aur wo mooh tale kitchen farsh par jakar gir pada. Usne poori takad lagakar wo zhatka diya tha. Agar kahi nishana lag jata toh bhabhi ki chut fadate hue wo poora andar tak chala jata. Gotiyon tak jakar hi manata.

Khair,
Kalu ke mooh se toh aah nikali hi thi par uske sath uske lund se bhi chinkh nikal gayi. Kyunki Jab wo 2 kadam aage chalang lagakar girne gaya toh bartan ka ek rack halka khulaa huaa tha. Bhabhi ke baal faskar hi wo thoda bahar nikla tha. Ab uss rack me kalu ka aur koi ang nahi, balki seedha lund fas gaya. Jaise hi wo rack band ho gaya kalu ka lund usme aisa atak gaya jaise jeans pant ki chain me lund fass jaata hai.

Wo ek hi chillaya.
Kalu- Urrrrrrrrrrr.......arrraajhhhhhhh..khasssskhasssss......

Wo dard se chillaya...

Wahi Dardnak chehara lekar wo apne fase hue lund ko dheere se bahar nikalne ki koshish karne laga. Magar uski chamadi aise fass gaya thi, ki nikalne kaa naam nahi le rahi thi. Lagata hai waha usko thodi jakham bhi ho gayi.
Magar dard itna jyada tha ki, akhirkaar kalu ne aise waise apne lund ko nikaal hi liya.

Ufff...

Lund ke nikal jaane ke baad wo lund pakadkar wahi tadapta baith gaya.

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Kismat ne isko mouka de to diya tha, par maja lene ke chakkar me usne usko gawa diya. Tabhi pel deta toh ab bhabhi uski ghodi bankar khud dard se karha rahi hoti.

Jara si laparwahi...aur durghatna ghati.

Isiliye dhaga kuch jyada bhi nahi khinchna chahiye.

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Idhr bhabhi phat se uthkar baaju ho gayi thi. Use khudko samhalne me thoda wakt laga. Wo aisi hamp rahi thi jaise hiran sher ke jabade tak jakar chut kar bhaagi ho.

Waha Kalu abhi bhi apna lund pakad kar ro raha tha.

Bhabhi phat se uthi. Jameen par pada wo apron utha liya aur usne pahan liya.

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Ghusse se lal wo chalke Kalu ke pass aayi. Fir ek lambi sans lete hue...

Phattttkkkkkkkkkk..

Ufff...

Uss room me ek hi awaj gunj uthi.

Bhabhi ne uske kaan ke niche ek lambi baja di thi..

Sara mahol jaise sunn ho gya tha waha kuch pal ke liye.

Bhabhi- "Battamizz....Tumhari ye majal? Nich kahi ke...jara si dheel kya de di, jabardasti par utar aaye? Faltu battamizz dhongi Baba. Kaha tha na pahale hi.... enough is enough..basss ...ab dafa ho jaao yhase..iss se pahale mai chillana shuru karu."

Bhabhi ghusse se bol padi.

Wo aur kuch chillane wali hi thi, ki tabhi uski nazar kalu par pad gayi.

Wo bhabhi ki sun hi nahi raha tha.
Ek hath se gaal pakade aur ek hath se lund pakadke dard se pair patakaate wo niche tadap rha tha. Jaise bawasir ho gaya ho.

Uska mooh dekhne layak huaa tha..chaal achi thi, par uska vimaan jameen par gidgida raha tha.


Uska ye kisi bacche ki tarah tadapna dekhte hi itne ghusse me bhi bhabhi ki hasi nikal gyi..

Bhabhi- " Dekha....yahi haal hoga naa....aurat ki jo izzat nahi karta...Baba jee ki bhes me ek haramkhor"



Bhabhi ghussa toh thi..magar ye bhi ek baat thi ki, Bhabhi ko apni khubasurati par bada ghamand bhi tha. Ab aisi khubsoorati lekar agar aise nakhare dikhaye, toh kisi bhi mard ka pair fisalna tay hai. Kalu kiss khet ki muli? Aur yaha aaj toh kuch jyada hi hot najara tha uski jawani kaa. Ab aise me ulta agar koi control nahi khota, toh shayad aur bura lagata bhabhi ko.

Iska matlab bhabhi ghussa toh thi, magar naraj nahi thi.
Jaan bache, laakho upaay. Thik waise hi chudne se bachna, matlab bhabhi ke liye izzat ke bachne jaisa tha.
Ab apni nughty bhabhi ek alag hi chemestry hai, ye hum sab janate hai.  Mana ki chudna bhi nahi chahati thi, par sabse akhiri chor tak bhi jana chahati thi. Jabardasti apni jagah thi, aur manmani apni jagah.

Chahe toh bhabhi kalu ki iss harkat ko jurm bhi karar de sakti thi, aur situation ko dekhkar wo ise khudki jeet bhi samajh sakti thi.

To be continued...

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                          Part 27


Kisi French khadi par uss raat hamla naa karke Hitler ne jara si dheelaayi dikhaayi thi. Jarasi laparwahi aur poora khel hi palat gaya tha.  Raato raat dushman ki sena bhaag nikali aur world war 2 kaa nateeja hi badal gaya. Hitler ko badi haar kaa samna karna pada. Aur yaha toh mamuli saa doodhwala Kaluwa tha. Kismat iske liye thodi naa rukne wali thi? Agar dheelayi naa ki hoti, toh thappad ke wajay, ye uss haseena ki ghodi banakar sawari kar rha hota.

Par nahi, isko toh yadgaar banana tha.


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Iss hadse ke baad bhabhi ne pahale toh apne aapko thoda samhala tha,
Fir uthkar ek sansanaati bajaayi thi kalu ke kaan ke niche.

Khataakkk.....


Wo ek hath se apna gaal, aur dusare hath se apna lund pakadkar wahi tadapate raha tha.


Bichara. Itni mehnat karke bhi landing nahi kar paya tha. Aur wo jiss tarah se lund fasa kar gir pada tha, ye itna funny tha ki, Ye dekh ghussa kum bhabhi ki hasi jyada nikal gayi.



Par bhabhi ne hasi ghatak li turant, aur fir se ghusse se lal ho gayi.

Yaha kalu ke hosh thikaane aa gaye the ab. Use turant pata chala ki usne kitni badi bhool ki hai?

Ab toh wo gaya!!!
Ab iss galti se use ek chiz hi bacha sakti aur shatir kalu ne turant wahi kiya.

Usne phat se apna gaal aur lund chod diya aur ulta joro se fake hasne laga.

Kalu- Ha..ha..ha..Majaakk....majaakkk....kaisa laga mera majaak bhabhi...ha..ha..ha...

Uski ye gustaaki sunte hi bhabhi kaa ghussa toh aur fat gaya.

Bhabhi- Ahhhaaaa.....Majak? STOP...bilkul stop..ye kuch nahi chalega, samjhe? zhoote makkaar kahi ke?...ab ye zhoota dikhava yahi rok do. Koi bahana nahi chalega...zhoote kahi ke.

Kalu- Aji bhabhi,  sach me. Naahi toh aapko kaa laga? Mai aapko chodne chala tha? Kaa bhabhi???...idhar mai aapke permisan ke binaa baat bhi nahi karta, Aur aapko sach me laga Mai chodne chala? WO bhi aapki ijaajat kaa binaa? Akal maari gayi hai meri? Jo khudki pair me kulhaadi maar lu?  Wu toh hum jara akhari chor tak le jana chahata tha iss BaBa jee ko. Par humka pakka pata tha kaha tak jakar ruk jana hai. Haa..thoda pair fisal gaya tha aapki khubsoorati ki wajah se,  Magar Hamka pakaa pata tha, kaha rukna hai. Haa iss gustaaki ke liye aap jo saja de manjoor hai muzhe.

Bhabhi- Chup..bilkul chup..zhoote makkaar kahi ke...

Kalu- Ari sachhi keh raha hu...Haa thoda bahek gaya tha. Ab kaa kare aapki khubsoorati hi aisi hai ki koi bhi marad thoda fisal jaaye apni niyat se? Aur uska liye bahot bada maafi mangata hai ye kaalu. Magar ek hadd ke uss paar kabhi naa jata. Iss se pahale bhi aise kai mouke aye the. Magar aapki permisan ke bina??...naa re baba naa.....Maine khud ne jaanbujhkar choda tha aapko aur khud girne kaa natak kiya. Ha..ha..ha..

Bhabhi- What? Jara inki himmat toh dekho? Ek toh aisa gunah karne ke baad Saaf saaf mooh par zhoot bolte hue sharam nahi aati? Ulta chor hi Machaaye Shor? Aapko kya laga, aapki ye zhoot Mai maan lungi? Ab toh aapko pata chalega iss gunah ki saja....

Kalu- Bhabhi meri bhains ki kasam. Mai sach bol raha hu. Warna aap hi soche ki sahi wakat par aapke gale kaa fass kaise choot gaya? Wo maine hi aapko aur jyada niche kiya tha, taaki wo aapke gale se nikal jaaye.

Bhabhi- What? Zhoot..sarasar zhoot.

Kalu- Aur nahi toh kaa? Ab aap hi sochiye naa, itni bhaari jakhadan se aap itni asani se kaise choot jaati? Jaati kaa? Chutne ki koshish toh bahot ki thi aapne. Nahi ki thi kaa? Magar aap hill bhi nahi paayi thi. Tog sochiye ain wakat par kaise chut gayi? Aur hamra nishana kaise chuk gya? Hummm??? Ye sab maine jaanbujhkar kiya tha. Aur toh aur wo aage jaakar girna bhi ek bahana tha. Warna dekhe muzhe kuch nahi laga hai. Chahe toh aap pant utaar kar dekh sakte ho.


Ye bolte wakt kalu kaa lund uski pant me khoon ke ansu ro pada. Kalu ne upar aise-waise toh dard ko control kiya tha, aur fake hassi hase jaa raha tha.

Bhabhi- Kuch bhi..wo toh hadase ki wajah se Mai nikal gayi thi...tum zhoot mat bolo.

Kalu- Achaa? Toh fir ye bataaye ki aapke hath kaise choot gaye? Wo bhi ekdum sahi time pe??? Fir aapne uthkar unhi hath se ek jor ki baja di mujhe? Maine toh chaddi se band rakhe the. Kabhi socha wo itni jaldi sahi time pe kaise choote?

Bhabhi- Hunn? Are wo toh####@@@..

Bhabhi yaha bolte bolte ruk gayi. Sach me iska uske pass koi jawab nahi tha.

Kalu- Dekha..ye sab hum majaak me kar rahe the. Ek hadd ke baad humne khud ne chod diyaa tha aapko. Girne kaa toh wo hamra bahana tha. Aur aap bhi ye baat janati hai, warna aisi gustaaki karnewale mard ke sath kya hota? Abtak aapne chillakar apne sasural walon se pitwaya hota humka. Naa ki yaha khade rehkar aapse baate karte? Toh ihh baat aap bhi andar se janate hai.

Bhabhi- What###@@@%%%**&& kuch bhi.....

Bhabhi issbaar bhi aage kuch bol naa payi.

Jawab denn me hui dikkat ko Kalu ne dekh liya tha. Iska matlab uska zhoot yaha kaa paani pee gaya tha.

Tabhi,
Kalu zhat se apne gutno pe niche baitha.
Aur gidgidaate hue bol pada.

Kalu- Bhabhi..Baaki gustaki  ke liye mai tahe dil se aapse maafi mangata hu..

Wo hath jodne laga.

Kalu- Hum sasura bahak gya tha. Kasam se..hum hosh me nahi tha.  pata hi nahi chala ki ka kar rahe hai? Aapki khubsoorati ke samne poora jamana fail hai jee.


Bhabhi- How can you? Ab kya ispar bhi muzhe hi jimmedar tehraoge?

Kalu- Naahi..nahhii..aapko jimmedar nahi bata rahe. Galti humra hi hai..hum Sala control nahi rakh paaye. Ab aapko ek chiz karni padegi.

Bhabhi- What? Kya???

Kalu- Haa..aapko mujhpar thookna hoga. IIss budbak par thook do, aur maaf kar do.....

Bhabhi- Ye kya keh rahe ho?

Bhabhi ekdum se lajjit ho gayi. Usko uss din ka mafinama jo yaad aaya fat se.

Kalu- Haan jee..hamre yaha Doshi par thuka jata hai, aur fir usko maafi ki jaati hai. Jee..thook dijiye...naa..plieejjjj...


Bhabhi- Shut up..bilkul chupp..

Kalu- Are sach me.. Hum majaak nahi kar rahe hai. Jabtak aap thookegi nahi mujhpar, toh humra pap dhoolega nahi. Toh aapko thookna hi hoga. Mere upar.

Bhabhi- What...Mai aisa kuch nahi karne wali..

Kalu- Bhabhi jee...maafi karayi do...Mai kaan pakadkar aapke pairo me gidgidata hu. Sach me iss se aage kuch naa karnewala tha.

Bhabhi- stop...ekdum chup..chod do uss baat ko. Ai kuch bolna nahi chahati uske baare me. Par mai thookne wali nahi hu.

Kalu- Kaa?? Nahi nahi..aapko thookna hi hoga.....Plizzz..uss din Mai kaise aapke mooh me thoka tha? aur aapko maafi se azad kiya tha? Thik waisa hi aaj aap kar dijiye.

Bhabhi- Stop..Mai aisa kuch nahi karnewali. Mafi - wafi rahane do. Mai bass ek hi baat chahati hu, ki aap ab nikle yaha se bahar...


Kalu- Aisa naa karo...maafi nahi toh Saja.
Haa... hum sasura aapka gunhgaar hai..toh agar maaf nahi kar sakat ho, toh saja do muzhe.

Bhabhi- Stop....saja nahi, maafi nahi..aap bass abhi bahar jaao..

Kalu gidgidakar bhabhi ke pair pakadne laga.

Kalu- Mai pair pakad leta hu aapke..Aap bass aise ghussa naa ho jaaye...aage se sans bhi aapke ishaare  par lega ye budbak...

Bhabhi- Stop ab. Maine kaha ye gigidana band kijiye pahale. Muzhe kya karna hai, ye mai dekh lungi. Bass aap abhi dafa ho jaao yha se. Chupchaap bahar jakar baithe.

Tabhi hath pair padnewale kalu ne ek angle se upar dekha.

Upar dekhte hi uske gaal par pade ekdum lal ungaliyon ke nishan bhabhi ne dekh liye.

Uske kaale gaal par bhabhi ki 4 ungliya kuch jyada hi achee se chap gyi thi. Bhabhi ko turant ehsas huaa ki usne kuch jyada hi jor se mara tha.

Haa..kya jordaar thappad lagaayi thi bhabhi ne? Ufff...

Bhabhi ekdum se gambhirta se boli.

Bhabhi- Jaayee..aap bahar jaaye..

Bhabhi ki ye gambhir awaj sunkar kalu issbaar uth khada huaa. Aur moodkar naraj chehara lekar bahar jaane laga..

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Tabhi tawe par roti jalne ki awaj aayi..

Chuurrrrrr....

Bhabhi ekdum se bhag gayi waha, aur roti ka chatka khakar roti ko bahar nikala.

Fir jaate kalu ko dekh boli-

Bhabhi- Ruke..

Kalu wahi ruk gaya.

Bhabhi- Ruko jara...Mai ab aise nahi aa sakti bahar. Jaate wakt rotiya leke jana...

Kalu- Jee.

Kalu ghum kar chupchap gaal pakadkar wahi khada raha.

Jab usne 1 baar upar dekha tha,  toh bhabhi ne uski ankh me ek halka saa gilapan dekha tha.

pata chala ki uski ankho me thodi nami thi.

Ye dekh bhabhi thoda pachta gyi. Use laga usne kuch jyada hi jor se usko mara tha.


Bhabhi- Aur sune. Darsal mai itna jor ki marna nahi chahti thi. Kuch jyada hi lagi kya?  Hummm..ufff...Uske liye sorry.

Bhabhi ke mooh se sorry sunte hi kalu ke seene par saa duniyabhar kaa bojh khali ho gaya.
Wo andar se maano poora relax ho gaya.

Wo samajh gaya ki, agar itna kuch hokar bhi agar ek aurat ko uske chata marne par pachatawa ho raha ho, toh iska matlab hai ki uss aurat ka ghussa andar se poori tarah se mar gaya hai.

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Iska ehsas hote hi uske andar ki  haramipanti fir se jaag uthi. Wo ek number ka harami shatir tha.
Uske shatir deemag ne turant use kuch sikha diya.

Toh, ab agale hi pal usne apna mood change karte hue, aur jyada udaasi wala natak chalu kiya.

Andar ki khushi chupakar usi naraj aur udaas chehre se wo bol pada.

Kalu- Aap aise bahar nahi aa sakti toh...toh fir kapade pahan lo aap. Aur waise bhi mera pet bhar gaya hai ab. Toh shayad jyada rotiyon ki ab jaroorat nahi padegi.


Uska ye jawab sunkar bhabhi thoda achambit reh gyi. Magar flow me bhabhi ne bhi poocha.


Bhabhi- Achaa.. ji???###&&&&....are are...lagata hai badi jor ki lagi aapko. Aap toh naraj hi ho gye.

Kalu- Naraj? Nahi nahi..hum kaahe ho naraj???##₹₹₹.....Bass ekdum se pet bhar gaya jee. Aur hum toh ihh bata rahe the ki, achaa hogaa agar aap apne saare kapade pahan lo. Kyunki khubsoorati ke jaal me hamesha hum jaise garib majdoor hi fas jaate hai. Wu kaa hai naa ki, garib ko laathi chalaaye, yaa fir Hal...


Bhabhi- Achaa? Toh tum fir se muzhe hi dosh de rahe ho?

Kalu- Nahi..nahi..Mai toh bass kapade pahan lene ke liye bol raha hu.

Bhabhi- Achaa? abtak kapde utarne par baitha ye Baba. Ab khud hi paharaav lene ko keh rha hai?
Thik hai pahan leti hu..muzhe kya? Jaao aap.



Apni naak chadhakar bhabhi boli aur fir se apne hath aate me gile kar rotiya banane lagi.

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Tabhi Kalu ne jakar kone me padi bhabhi ki saree ko utha laya, aur bhabhi ke pass rakkar jaane laga.

Bhabhi- Suno...roti hi lekar jaayiye.

Magar Kalu ne unsuni ki, aur waise hi jaane laga.

Bhabhi- Are?...sune....kaha jaa rhe ho?

Bhabhi ko jab koi ignore karta hai toh bhabhi ko bada ghussa ata hai..

Chidhchidhapan lekar bhabhi ghusse se jaate hue kalu ko boli

Bhabhi- Hy...sune....kuch keh rahi hu naa?

Kalu- Achaa thik hai. Wah! saree rakhi hai.

Iss se toh bhabhi aur krodhit ho gayi.

Bhabhi- Wo hello....Aap muzhe naa batao muzhe kya pahan lena hai, aur kya nahi..samjhe kya? Mai kuch bhi pahan lu..aapko kya? Mera Ghar hai, mera badan hai, mere kapade hai aur meri marji hai... Aap kon hote ho muzhe batane wale?


Aisa bolkar bhabhi ne wo saree fir se door fek di.

Harami Kalu andar se toh khushi se bhar gaya.
Sasura sahi daav khel raha tha. Use ache se pata tha wo kya kar raha hai?


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Wo udati saree, iss baat ki gawahi de rahi thi ki, apni Lilly kitni bebaak hai.

Kalu ne wo udati saree ruk kar toh dekh li, par fir se chupchaap jaane laga.

Bhabhi- Hello..Mai aapse baat kar rahi hu..aap  kon hote ho? Muzhe batane wale? Muzhe aise ignore nahi kar sakta koi.

Kalu- Haa..bilkul thik kaha aapne.  Aapka ghar, aapke kapade..waise aap chaahe toh aise hi bahar aa sakti ho.

Bhabhi- Haa haa. Mai aise hi bahar jaungi. Muzhe kon roknewala hai? Hunnnn.....Wait..kya? Ufff..nahi..nahi...ye tu kya keh rahi hai lilly?

To be continued...

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                   Part 28



Bhabhi- Ufff...Haayee...Mai bhi naa....kya hi keh rahi hu??? Aur aap bhi naa...wait...Achaa??? Ab samajh gyi mai aap ki chaal?? Issbaar kuch naya laaye hai Baba jee. Challenge dekar muzhe bhadkana chahte ho naa? Par koi fayda nahi. Issbaar mai nahi fasne wali. Chahe babaji ka shrap hi zhelna pade.

Kalu- Thik hai..

Bass itna hi bolkar kalu fir mood gya.

Harami abhi bhi natak hi kar raha tha.


Kalu ke dwara aise ignore karne se Issbaar Bhabhi ko sach me ghussa aya.

Bhabhi- Areee.. jara inke nakhre toh dekho?
Ulta ye nakhre toh muzhe dikhaane hai. Naraj aur ghussa toh muzhe hona chahiye. Par yaha dekhe? Yaha toh ulta chor kotwal ko daate!! Haaye re haaye.. jo kartab kiye ho, aapko toh jail honi chahiye...

Kalu- Toh daal dijiye jail me. Yaha se toh behtar hai..kum se kum waha garib ke sath khela toh nahi hota.

Bhabhi- Achaa...Jail??? pata bhi hai jail kya hoti hai? Itni si thappad se ye haalat hai, waha toh kut diya jata hai. Aur aise gunaha ke liye toh, kuch aur hi kutate hai. Ha..ha..ha..

Kalu- Padne do..Marne do, Kutne do. Awjaar kaat le jaane do, Hath pair tod le jaane do, yaha tak ki seene me khanjar utaar do, chalega...par ek marad ke liye thappad sharir ko nahi, uske atmsamman ko chot pahunchata hai.

Bhabhi- Are baap re...aap toh sach me naraj ho? Aur aap atsamman ki baat kar rahe ho? Toh ye bhi jaan lijiye ki ladaki ki marji uski jaan aur atmsamman se badhkar hoti hai. Tab nahi socha ye atmsamman?

Kalu- Wahi toh kahat hai, sahi wakat par khud ruk gaye aur aapka atmsamman bachaa liya...aur uske bdale me kaa? Thappad. Wo bhi jalilat bhara. Itna. 

Bhabhi- " Aapne roka? Haa..ha..janati hu..Bade aaye...Mai sab janati hu..bass mai prove nahi kar paa rahi...Aur rahi thappad ki baat toh..1 thappad ke badale aapne poore 50-60 maare hai, uska kya? Ufff... Abhi tak dard kar rahe hai...ufff...Abhi tak nishan hai. Dekh sakte ho. Khair, jo kiye ho uske liye toh Hathi ke pair me diya jana chahiye aapko. Thappad toh badi mamuli baat hai. Khair, inn sabke bawjood bhi muzhe lagata hai ki jara jorr ki hi padi aapko. Mai pahale hi sorry bol chuki hu. Wo bhi khud hokar. Fir bhi aur ek baar sorry bolti hu."


Kalu- Are nahi nahi.....Aap yaha ki malkin hai, aapko jaisa thik lage wahi sahi. Chaliye bahot kaam pada hai. Jaldi karni hogi.

Aisa bolkar kalu fir se jaane laga.

Kalu ki manmaani bhabhi ko behad chidha rahi thi.

Kuch pal pahale uske sath kya huaa tha, ye wo pora bhool chuki thi.

Bhabhi- Are aap toh maan hi nahi rahe. Ek thappad kya itna laga aapko? 1 baar sorry toh bola.

Bhabhi ki baar baar usko manaane ki koshish bata rahi thi, ki wo sabkuch bhool gayi hai, aur ekdum naye se wo fir kaamleela me utarna chahati hai.

Ye aurate bhi ajeeb hoti hai. Inko upar se sab chalega bas andar nahi jana chahiye. Fir chahe inhe dekho, chumo, dabaao.

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Kalu- Aji aapke saari ki baat hi nahi hai. Meri harkat hi kuch aisi thi. Wahi bass apne kiye par pachtawa khaa rahe hai. 

Kalu ab toh aur jyada mooh latka ke khada ho gaya.

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Bhabhi ne tang aakar ab ek lambi sans li.
Kuch sochkar wo bol padi.

Bhabhi- Achaa..sune..Mai ye sab ab yahi khatm kar dena chahati hu. Aur ghar ke kaam me aage badhana chahati hu. Toh ye sab chod do.

Kalu kuch nahi bola. Aur latka huaa mooh lekar usne narajgi me Haa me gardan hilaayi.



Bhabhi- Ufff...Itna udhaar hokar 'Haa' jataa rahe ho? Aur ye lataka hua chehara uss babaji ko suit nahi bhi karta. ufff...kahi sachmuch baba jee kaa shraap naa lag jaaye mere pati ko? Aree baba, sorry bola naa Baba? Fir bhi? Lagata hai muzhe hi kuch karna padega? 

Ek lambi sans lekar bhabhi boli

Bhabhi- Thik hai iss Babaji ko kaise khush karna hai mai janti hu.


Itna kehkar ekdum se bhabhi ne apna andaaj badal diya. Fir se wo shararati nakhchadi bhabhi ban gayi.

Fir ek shararati chaal lekar bhabhi chalke Kalu ke pass ayi.

Kalu toh sanse rok kar dekhne laga.

Fir ek lambi aah bharkar idhar udhar dekhne lagi. Kitchen ke bahaar ache se dekh lene ke baad,

Ab muskurakar aage badhi aur ek nashili nazaron ke sath kalu ke samne fir se zhuk kar khadi ho gayi. 

Ufff...

Kalu ki toh sanse fool gayi.

Fir apni gand ko pesh karte hue boli..

Bhabhi- Ye lijiye....jitna jor ki aapko padi, utna hi jor se louta sakte ho. 

Kalu toh yahi bhabhi chahata tha. Shararati aur natkhat.

Kalu- Kaa..Sach me?
Wo ekdum khushi se keh pada.

Bhabhi- Achaa jee? Ab khili chamak???? Jaldi pooch uthe, " sach me kya? " Hyunnnn..hunnn.....khabardaar jo fir se muzhko chune ki jurrrat bhi ki toh.....

Kalu ka chehara wahi kala pad gaya. Wo wahi ruk gaya.

Ye dekh bhabhi haste hue boli..

Bhabhi- Hunnnn....bade aaye agyakaari...sab dikhaave kaa dhong hai...chale chale.....aap bhi kya yaad rakhoge? Kar lijiye apna hisaab barabar....

Kalu sanse foolakar aage badha. Bhabhi ke gand par marne ke liye usne apna hath badhaya. Bhabhi ne phatt se apni ankhe band kar li.

Par usne mara hi nahi. Wo wahi ruk gaya.
Jab bhabhi ne moodkar uski taraf dekha toh wo bola.

Kalu- Nahi..nahi..aurat par kya hath uthana?

Bhabhi- Acha...toh ab tak kya kar rah the?

Kalu- Bhabhi jee, wo toh pyaar hi tha. Rasam tha. Mara thodi aapko?

Bhabhi- Haa..haa..Bade aaye...Rasam#####

Kalu- Agar hisab barabar hi karna hai toh marunga nahi..utni hi pyaar se pappi lunga.

Shatir kalu sahi mouke par achaa khel jata tha.

Bhabhi- Kya?

Kalu- Bole toh Haa.. nahi toh rahane dijiye bhabhi jee. Koi jabardasti nahi hai. Waise gand pe thappad khaane se pappi hamesha achi hai. Soch lijiye.

Bhabhi- "Thappad se dar nahi lagataa Saab, pyaar se lagata hai."

Bhabhi ne filmy dialogue maar diya.

Kalu andar se prabhaavit toh huaa.. magar wo ab bina kuch kahe piche moodne laga.


Akhir kaar bhabhi ne pareshan hokar kaha.


Bhabhi- Aap bhi naa...Bade shatir ho.........hunnn...Khair, chale...le lijiye...jaldi khatam kar ke naraji door kijiye. Warna ghadi ghadi taane maarte firoge.

Kalu- Ahhhaaa...Babaji prasann huee... To kaha?

Kalu phat se bol pada. Jaise use pahale se pata tha.

Bhabhi- Kaha? Aur kaha gan####@@@

Bhabhi ke mooh se ek shabd fisal gaya. Wo turant sharmsaar hokar pachtaayi mudra me wahi shabd apne mooh me wapas nigalkar khadi reh gayi. 


Idhar bhabhi kaa ye pachtawa kalu ko romanch de gaya.

Kalu- Kaha?

Bhabhi- Kahi nahi..chup rahe....

Bhabhi ne turant reply diya.

Kalu- kaha? Gand par?

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ne imali khaane jaisi surat banayi. 

Bhabhi- Shuuu....chup rahiye...Maine Gaal par bola tha.

Wo lajaa se bharkar baat ko taalne ki koshish karne lagi.

Par, harami kalu toh lene par hi utar aya.

Kalu- Thik hai. Gand par toh Gand par.

Bhabhi- What??? What the fuck....Shuuuuu....maar khaoge...gaal par bola hai...Haa.. gaal par bola hai maine....

Kalu- Wahi toh...gand par hi...

Bhabhi- offf hooo....Nahi..nahi...hont par...hont par...

Kalu- Haaa..ab kaise? Hum bhi toh yahi keh rahe the.


Kalu 420.



Bhabhi- Aap bhi naa...ek number ke lafange ho...




Asahaj hi sahi par akhir kaar bhabhi raaji ho gayi. Aur karti bhi kya?

Kalu- Wahhh...toh ab permisan dijiye jaldi...

Pachtaave ki mudra me ab bhabhi ko khud hokr usko Haa karni padi, aur khud hokar apne hont samne zhukkar usko dene pade.
Bhabhi ne laaj se apni ankhe band hi kar li.


Ufff...
What a najara?

Kalu ye dekhta raha.

Bhabhi- Uff..kya dekh rahe hai? Jaldi kijiye...warna...haayee..ishhh...

Apni poori sehmati darshate hue bhabhi ko usko pappi lene ko kahana pada tha.

Ohhh..my..hod...

Kalu ke liye ye bahot badi baat thi.
Kyunki, aurat ko dabaana alag hota hai, aur uske hont chumne ko milna alag hota hai. Isme ek alag raazhipan hota hai. Ek tarah se poore badan ki permission receipt hoti hai.

Kalu aage badha. 

Bhabhi aur sharam se sikud gayi.

Iss wakt kalu itna dhanwan iss puri duniya me koi nahi!!!

Ek aisi haseen bhabhi almost nangi awataar me uske samne khadi thi aur use samne se kiss karne dene wali thi.

Kalu agale hi samay 2kadam aage aakar thik bhabhi ke samne khada hua. Itna najdik ki Bhabhi ki sanse mehsoos kar paa raha tha.

Tabhi,
Bhabhi ne ankhe khol di aur boli.

Bhabhi- Bass ek pappi...aur kuch nahi..halki si pappi....aur wo bhi jald. Warna...


Ye wali line bhabhi ne poori seriousness ke sath kahi thi.
Kalu iska matlab janata tha.

Kalu naraaj ho gaya. Kyunki usne toh lambi French kiss sochi thi. Wo toh poora chabaane kaa plan Bana chuka tha.

Magar abhi ke liye iss haseena ke hont par pappi bhi bahot badi baat thi.

Toh, ab kalu ne badhkar apne hoton kaa bhi chamu bana liya. Aur apne chamu kiye hue hont bhabhi ke sukand hoton par tika diye.

Smooochhh...

Usne ek bhaari pappi le li, aur soude k mutaabik wo 2 kadam piche gaya.
Bhabhi uske iss bartaav se impress ho gayi.

Magar,
Tabhi,
 Piche jaane se pahale usne apne hath badhaakar pass aayi hui bhabhi ke chutad par ek jor ki thapaad lagaayi thi.

Sataakkk...

Bhabhi- Aunchhhhhh...mmmm....sassssss...

Bhabhi ko jab ye baat pata chali, wo aagbabula ghussa hokar usko pakadne ke liye kud padi. 

Bhabhi- What the fuck....ye kya? Harami kahi ke. Jara haath toh aao. Chum bhi liya, aur thappad bhi maar liya? 

Kalu kabka door bhaag chuka tha.


Kalu door jaakar ek kone me ruka. Aur hasta huaa bola.

Kalu- Tathastu...

Bhabhi- Wyuyaaa. Wyuyaaa..ruke jara...hath to lagiye.... Mai bhi Tathastu deti hu...

Bhabhi uske upar chaal karte aage badhi.

Magar kaalu kitchen ke bahaar bhaag gaya.

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Akir me...


Bhabhi ne apni jeeb bahar nikalkar use chidhate hue kha "ek number ke lafange ho" Ye wala expression de diya.

Tabhi bhabhi ko kuch yaad aya.

Bhabhi- shuookkk..shoookk...Rotiya..rotiyaa lekar jaao..

Bhabhi ne dheemi awaj me ishaare me uss se bola.

Toh ab kalu fir se andar aane laga.

Magar wo wahi ruk gaya.
Aur majaak me bhabhi ko hi bahaar aane ko kahane laga.

Idhar bhabhi ghussel chehara banaakar "Maar khaaoge" wale ishaare me hath ugaarne lagi.

Itni majak masti hone ke baad ab akhir kalu andar aya aur bhabhi ke hath se rotiya le li. Aur bahaar jaane laga.

Ab majak khatam ho gayi thi.


Kalu- Wo bhabhi aapke sasur? Aapke sasur ji ko kab khilaaogi. Aajkal ki aurate bhi kamal hai! "Sasur ko baad me, pahale paraye." Aur...toh aur..."Ghusane ki chiiz ko mooh me chupchaap legi, par ghusane jaaye toh sar pe asmaan le legi. 

Bhabhi- Shut up. Apni bakwas baate band kare. Warna aajkal ki aurate aur bahot kuch karne ke sath acha khasa pitwa bhi sakti hai. Dikhaau kya?

Kalu- Nahi nahi. Mai samajh gaya.

Bhabhi- Good. Aur aapko mere sasur ki chinta karne ki koi jaroorat nahi. Jaao wha aapka dost kabse bhooka baitha hai. uski dekho.

To be continued....

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                         Part 29




Fir kalu ab rotiya leke bahar nikal gya.


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Bichaara Birju.... 
Kabse Intazar karke samne rakha chaval khud hi plate me laga kar, usne khana shuru kar diya tha.

Kalu ye dekh bola.

Kalu- Ari wo gudbak....waha bhabhi itni mehnat se tumhare liye pyaari rotiya bana rahi hai, Aur tum chaval thusne me lage hue ho? Are khaao ye fulke. Kitne najook Sajuk se hai. Aisan milenge kaa? Warna ghar me hame toh chaval hi thusna padta hai.


Itna kehkar kalu ne 1 roti uske thali me rakh hi di.

Birju chaval ke hath se hi badi khushi se roti marod kar khaane laga.

Ab kalu bhi baith gaya.

Dono ab jam ke rotiya todne lage. 

Birju- Kaa huaa? Kaha andar reh gaye?

Kalu- Are kaa bataye. Bhabhi ka hath kat gaya. Use hi Patti laga rahe the. 

Birju- Kaa baat kar rahe ho? Kaisan?

Kalu- Hunnn..ye aurate...rasoighar wali aurate..tumhe toh pata hi hai. Kaa bataye inka? 

Birju- Jyada lag gaya huaa kaa?

Kalu- Nahi..nahi..Patti bandhi hai. Waise tum andar zhake toh nahi naa?

Birju- kahe? Tum awaj diye kaa? Hamri jaroorat thi kaa? Suna hi nahi. Hum toh yih chichen todne me lage hai kabse. Aisan khaya nahi kabhi. Kaa swadisht chicken banati hai bhabhi.

Kalu- Nahi kuch nahi. Sahi kiya... todo...todo...

Fir dhimi awaj me gungunaya.

Kalu- Aate toh tumka hi bharti karna padata hospital me.

Birju- Kaa kahe?

Kalu- Nahi...kuch nahi..are yi lo aur chicken. Bharpeth Khao.

Kalu gaalo me muskan liye birju ko chicken dalkar khud bhi maje se rotiya todane laga.


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Idhar andar kitchen me, bhabhi ke andar kuch ajeeb si feeling machi hui thi. Wo andar se ekdum madmast hokar apne aap me hi hasi jaa rahi thi.

Lagata hai kalu ne uske andar ki asali lilly ko jaga diya tha. Use lagne laga ki, kya kuch hi kiya jaaye? Baaki kaa toh pata nahi, magar bhabhi ke andar ki shararati exhiboshnist toh pakka jaag chuki thi. Uske man me kai naughty vichaar doudane lage the, khass kar ke, jabki ab wo 2 paraaye mardon ke sath thi, wo bhi aisi perfect condition me. Air ye dono paraye mard uske type ke hi nikle. Matlab uskole sambe ab 2-2 shikaar the.


Bhabhi man hi man hase jaa rahi thi.
Abtak jo bhi uske sath ghatit huaa, use yad kar kare gulaabi laal hoti jaa rahi thi.
Aaj kaise kalu ne uski chut ko pahali baar mooh lagaya tha? kaise wo kisi Randi ki tarah apne ek ek kapade inn paraaye mard ke samne utaarti gayi thi? Kaise wo chudati chudati bach gayi thi? Kaise usne kalu ko thappad bajaya? 
Ye sab sochkar wo gaalo me hi hasi jaa rahi thi.

Tabhi usko wo hadase bhi yaad aaye, jab kalu uske mooh me moot diya tha. Use sochkar toh wo ajeebh sii ghinn khaa gayi.

Magar ghusse ki jagah bhabhi ko ulta kuch ajeebh si feeling hone lagi thi. 

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Aur ab isi nashe me usne khule darwaje ki taraf dekha. Bahar 2 paraaye marad apas me baat karte karte khana khaa rahe the.
Aise me bhabhi ke andar ki naughty Lilly bahaar aayi.

Uff..
Ab uski imaginary duniya fir se start ho gay.

Usne turant khud se kaha." Are wo lilly. Wo dekh tere ashiq bahaar kaise teri tareefon ke band bandhe jaa rahe hai. Aur tadaf bhi bade rahe hai. Unko aur jara khush toh kar...ab ye tucchu bhar kaa kapada kya hi bachaaye gaa teri bhari jawani ko? Waise bhi tu nangi hi hai iss kapade me...Toh kyu ye formality kar rahi hai? Nikal ke fek de saree jaise kisi kone me usko. Aur tod de iss duniya ke rasamo-riwaaaj saare, aur ho jaa poori nangi unke liye."

Aisa bolkar bhabhi ne sarrrr se apne apron ki kamar wali lace khol di, aur apron ko gale se nikalkar use apne jism se alag kar liya. Aur utni hi style ke sath usko kone me fek diya.

Ufff..

Fir ek prakaar ki ghamand aur attitude me apne kitchen me poori nangi hokar khadi ho gayi.

Wow...
Kya besharam aurat thi.
Waha bahar iske sasural ke Hall me 2 mard aur uske sasur jee the, aur yaha andar ye poori nangi hokar khadi thi. Aur unke beech ka darwaja bhi khula hi tha.
Poori nangi hokar bhabhi ke andar toh ek alag romanch bhar gaya.

Bhabhi ne khudse bolna shuru kiya.
" hummm, ye le, fek diya...Haa.. good girl..ab lag rahi hai naa tu asali Randi. Magar ruk, 'Randi' ki 'Bhains' ? Agar tu 'Randi' hai toh kitchen farsh par chadhkar apni taange failakar apni chut me ungaliya karti baithegi kaalu ke aane tak. Haa..uska aise hi swagat karegi aaj tu. Wo roti khatm hote hi andar doude chale aayega. Aur agar tu unn dono ki 'Bhains' hai toh chuchaap niche ghutno pe ghodi bankar apne kalu malik kaa intzaar karegi."

Fir agale hi pal bhabhi kitchen farsh chadh gayi. Literally apni dono tange kholkar apne chut me darwaje ki taraf dekhte dekhte ungaliya karne lagi.

Ufff...

Uske andar masti aur romanch dono charam seema par the. 
Magar kahi se wo bada romharshak tarike se dar bhi jaa rahi thi.

Wo ekdum se uth gayi aur ab floor par ghutne tek ghodi ban gayi.

Iska matlab usko dono kabool tha. Randi bhi aur Bhains bhi.

Bhabhi floor par ghutno ke bal waise hi chalti aage gayi. Wo darwaje ke bahot pass tak aise hi aa gayi thi. 

Ufff...
Magar tabhi wo apne aap se hi laaj khaa gayi. Usne turant bhagkar apna apron dhoond liya, aur pahan liya.
Fir usne khudke sar ko halka saa maarte hue khudko hi koss diya.

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Yaha andar bhabhi ke me ye chul machi hui thi, aur waha bahar wo dono abhitak baat karte karte rotiya tod rahe the.

Dono ne 5, 5 rotiya khaa li thi abtak. Wo toh aur thoosana chahate the, magar abhi chaval bhi toh khane the?

Kalu- Abhhhhh...ahhhh...maja aa gya...kya rotiya hai..(dheeme se) Jaisi makhmali gol gaand..waisi hi gol gol rotiya....

Birju- Kaa? Kaa kahe?

Kalu- Are rotiya kaisan gol gol bani hai naa?

Birju- Haa...wahi kahe hai hum bhi. Warna dekho hamari lugaai ko. Sali ke hath ko naa swad hai, naahi mooh ko.

Kalu- Are wo sasura....tumhari kum se kum lugaai toh hai. Hamri toh wo bhi bhaag gayi. Wu bhi pahale hi din. Sasuri kaa beda garad ho. Amma chudi pade####&%%### Malik ka hi nasib hai, jo bhabhi jaisi biwi mili.

Birju- Sahi kahe. Malik toh Malik hote hai.

Kalu- Toh kaa apne dost ko kaa halke me le rahe ho? 

Birju- Tum kahe toh bol diya. 

Kalu- Inn Malik logon ki maa ki chut. Humri par utar aayenge toh hum bhi kisi se kum thodi naa hai?

Birju- Par garib toh hai naa tu.

Kalu- Hum garib hue toh kaa huaa? Garib bhi hai, aur kaale bhi hai.

1 pal ke baad birju jor se hass pada..

Ha..ha..ha..ha..ha.. 

Fir dono joro se haskar khilkhilane lage.

Ha..Ha..Ha..Ha..Ha..

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Tabhi kalu ne jor se awaj diya.

Kalu- Bhabhi..ari wo bhabhi....ab rotiya band kar do...bahot kha li. Chaval bhi toh khana hai. Iska toh sugandh...ummmhhhhhaaaa..ahhhaaa...ghee daale ho kaa? Wahhh...


Tabhi,
Bhabhi ka andar se awaj aya.

Bhabhi- Areee kitni? choti, choti itni si toh hai..aap logon ke liye toh tukadon ke barabar...Wo kuch nahi...aur khani padegi. 

Aisa bolkar wo jra darwaje ke pass tak chalkar aayi. Uske hath me 2 rotiya thi.

Birju aur kalu dono aamne samne baithe the. Birju deewar se lag kar baitha tha. Matlab uska pichwada kitchen ki taraf tha. Aur apna Kalu uske samne baitha tha. Matlab Kalu kaa mooh kitchen ki aur tha. 

Toh iss wajah se bass kalu hi darwje tak aayi hui bhabhi ko dekh sakta tha. 

Bhabhi ko waha aise awataar me dekhte hi kalu uchal pada. Wo seedha darwaje tak bindhast usi pehraave aa gayi thi.
Matlab bass apron pe ab kitchen darwaje par khadi thi. 

Uss apron me uska wo andaaj itna bindhast tha ki, Maano jaise yahi uske sasural mili uski pahali saree ho. Iske bawjood ki, bass do kadam door ye Birju, ek anjaan mard baitha tha.

Wo itna najook mamla tha ki, agar yaha se ek pair bhi bahar rakhati bhabhi, birju ko bhi dikh jati.

Ufff...

Par wo toh apni bindhast lilly bhabhi hai.

Ab, darwaje par wahi date rehkar bhabhi ne kalu ko ishara kiya, ki wo yaha se uske hath se rotiya le jaaye.


Bhabhi ke ishare par ab kalu roti kaa tukda mooh me thooste hue uthane hi laga tha ki, wo ruk gya.
Ha. Wo wahi ruk gaya.

Bhabhi ke iss dabang andaaj se uss ghar ke kone kone me ek romanch paida huaa tha.
Apna kalu bhi kum badmash thodi tha? 
Khudko chupaati wahi khadi bhabhi ko dekhkar ab wo hasne laga. 
Ha..ha..ha..ha...

Pal bhar ke liye bhabhi bhi uske sath hasi. 

Ab itna haskar bhabhi ne fir se ishara kar ke rotiya lene ko boli.

Harami kalu ne 1 baar birju ko dekha. Fir bhabhi ko dekhakar ishara kiya ki, Wo khud hi bahar lekar aaye.

Pahale toh bhabhi uske iss ishare par madmast has padi. Aur majak samajhkar hath uthakar " Maar khaoge" ka ishara kiya.

Yaha kalu ne bhi haste hue use fir se wahi ishara kiya.

Issbaar bhabhi ne ankhe chdhakar ghussa jataya.
 
Kalu bhi majak par utar aya tha. Usne fir se birju ki taraf ishara karte hue bhabhi ko hi bahar aane ko bola. Aur jor jor se hasne laga.

Idhar Bhabhi isharo me use baar baar mana kar rahi thi aur hath dikha kar " maar khaoge" "chup rahe" "badmash kahi ke" " you rascal?" "Bastered" bolne lagi

Par kalu tph jidd par ada tha. Khud jara saa nhi naa uthate hue baar baar bhabhi ki lene laga.

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Ab toh usne apna angutha niche ghumakar " aapme kuch Dum nahi hai" Ishare se jata diya.


Issbaar bhabhi sachmuch pareshaan ho gayi aur ghussa ho gayi. 

Issbaar wala ghussa dekh akhir kaar kalu ab uth gaya aur bhabhi ke pass aa gaya. 

Bhabhi ne usko darwaje ke andar lekar dheeme se bol padi.
Bhabhi- Haayee..kuch sharam aapko? Bade badmash bane ghum rahe ho? Chal kya raha hai aapka? Maar khaaoge..kya laga rakha hai ye? Ye rotiya le, aur chupchaap jaaiye..

Kalu- Hatiye baajuma. Mai rotiya lene thodi aya hun? Humka toh bas paani chahiye. Rotiya dena hai toh aap hi le aao.

Bhabhi- What? Aap pagal ho gaye ho?

Kalu- Kyu? aap hi ne badi awaj me kha tha naa, ki ye ghar mera hai, badan bhi mera hai, ye kapde bhi mere hai....jo chaahe pahanu. Jo chahe karu...tum kon hote ho bataane wale? Toh ab kya hua? Waha ri wahh...bolne wali Gudiya!! Bolna asaan hai.

Bhabhi- What? Iska kya tuk banta hai? Nahi khaani toh mat khaao...muzhe kya?

Par harami kalu bhabhi ko baaju hatakar pahale andar gaya. Paani kaa katora bhar laya, aur waise hi bhabhi ko door hataakar bahar chala gaya. 

Hamari 420.
Bhabhi ko door karte samay bhi usne bhabhi ke bum hi pakade the.

Aur toh aur jaate jaate wo bol gaya tha.
Kalu- "Apne aapko badi chunoti queen bop rahi thi. Soude me toh bardasht naa kar paayi thi? Ab kisi kisi me itna hi dum hota hai, use kon kaa kare? Rahane dijiye..ap se naa hoga."

Aur ab wo haste hue bahar jakar fir se baith gaya tha.

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Toh issbaar Bhabhi ghusse se lal hokar fir se darwaje par aayi, aur kalu ko middle wali finger dikha di. Aur ishare me kaha - -"bhaad me jaao" 

Bhabhi ka ghussa dekh kalu jor se hasne laga.

Bhabhi ab ghusse se palat gayi aur andar ho gayi.


Tabhi kalu chillaya
Kalu- Are bhabhi...laa rahe ho ki chaval khana shuru kare?

Bhabhi uska jawab de naa saki. Kya hi deti? Andar gaaliyaa dekar kosne lagi.

Kalu- Bhabhi je??

" Aap lekar jaao" issbaar bhabhi ye chillane wali hi thi, ki bahar se Kalu ki hi awaj aayi.

Kalu- Ab kitni baar uthe thali se...jara laa dijiye...bahut hi swadisht khana hai.."

Ye sunkar toh bhabhi ne ghusse se pair hi patak diye.

Hamari sala.

Andar Bhabhi ko soch kar kalu gaalo me hasa jaa raha tha. 

Thodi der koi jawab hi nahi tha.
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Toh ab kalu ne majak kaafi samjha aur rotiya le jaane ko khud uthane laga.

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Wo uthne hi laga tha, ki usne samne dekha.

Oh my hod..
Bhabhi fir se darwaje ke pass aakar khadi ho gayi thi.

Kalu bhabhi ko dekh fir se hasne laga. Tabhi usne bhabhi ke chehare ko dekha.

Jaise hi usne bhabhi ka chehara dekha, ufff.... uski toh hasi wahi ke wahi ruk gayi!!!

Kyunki,
Issbaar bhabhi ke chehare par kuch ajeebh hi gambhirta wale expressions the. Aisa lag raha tha jaise usne kuch thaan liya hai, aur kisi pahaad se kudne jaane wali hai. Usme, aaj kuch kar gujarne ki chalak dikh rahi thi. 

Uff...

Ye dekh kalu khud dar gaya.

Tabhi bhabhi ne nazare uthakar kalu ko dekha. Fir ek lambi sans bhar li. Jaise ab wo kisi bhi pal kud jaayegi. 

Kalu ye dekh hi raha tha, ki tabhi bhabhi ne apne hoton ko bite karte hue ek ankh se ishaara kiya. Maano jaise keh diya " mujhko challenge? Ruk abhi dikha deti hu." 


Ufff...
Agale hi pal bhabhi ne sar se paav tak apne badan ko lehrakar apne uss tang apron ka jalwa jata diya. 

Tabhi usne kalu ko dekhkar aur ek ishara jataya. Jaise keh rahi ho " itna hi nahi, ab ye bhi dekh lo."

Aur fir agale hi pal wahi khade khade kalu ko dekhte dekhte apna ek hath seedha andar dalkar apni ek chuchi ko pakad kar bahar khinch nikala.

Ufff...
Jaise kaan pakad kar kisi badmash student ko class ke bahar nikala jata hai.

Ohhh...wahhhh...
Ye dekh kalu ka toh gala hi sukh gaya.

Wo yahi nahi ruki, balki dusari chuchi ko bhi khinchkar uss apron se bahar nikal di.

Oyeee...bhabhi ke wo mashhoor baby-bottle size wale nipples!!! Aap sab toh janate hi ho. Wo har nayi baar kayamat dalte the.

Uff...

Iska matlab bhabhi ne ab apne dono nipples apron ke bahaar khinch ke nikaale the.
Wow....

Uss tang apron ke sath ab bhabhi ke ye nange nipples bhabhi ko kuch jyada hi jutch rahe the.

Uff..


Ab apni dono chuchiya bahar nikaalkar fir se ek baar bhabhi ne kalu ko dekha.
Issbaar bhi ishaare me kuch kaha.
Jaise keh rahi ho, " Ruko jara, muzjhko challenge? Aaj dikhaati hu mai konse sthar ki queen hu."

Aur ab ek himmat bhari sans bhar li. Magar issbaar bhabhi kuch jyada hi gambhir aur dari hui asahaj lag rahi thi. Magar usne 0ahale ki kuch faisala kar liya tha.

Ye expression dekh kar yaha kalu bhi sochvme pad gaya, "ki, pata nahi ab ye kya karne wali hai?".

Tabhi,

Bhabhi ne poori himmat jutakar dhadaam se darwaje ke bahar pair rakha....aur wo bahar aa gayi.

Ohhhh....myyyy...Hoddd....


Kalu ko aisa jabardast zhatka laga, ki uske seene me aisa dard jaag gaya.
Usne ye kabhi nahi socha tha ki bhabhi iss awataar me anjaan birju ke samne aa jayegi. Majaak, masti, shararat aur wo bhi uske sath uaha tak thik tha. Magar bhabhi ne toh usko poora surprise kar ke chod diya.

Haa..
Haa..

Ab bhabhi keval ek apron me kitchen ke bahaar nikli thi. Aur toh aur usne khud apne nipples ko khinch kar bahaar bhi khulla hi choda tha.


Waha, uss kitchen ke Haal me ekdum se sannata chaa gaya.

Oh..my..hod..

Kya kayamt ki bawal aurat thi?

To be continued...

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