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Episode 9 : Jaharila Naag


Part 1







Fir ek Naya din, fir ek Nayi ummid.


Wo aaj fir se bhabhi ke ghar pahunch gaya..
Apna set up karte har roj ki taraf usne bhabhi ko awaj de di.

Kuch der baad uss ghar kaa darwaja khul gaya.

Ek haseena darwaje par khadi thi.
Subah subah ye aur bhi khubsoorat lagati thi.

Tabhi piche se ghar pe chal rahe unke Radio pe kalu ne ek gunjata huaa gaana suna.

"अभी नहीं अभी नहीं
नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं.....
अभी न जाओ छोड़कर, के दिल अभी भरा नहीं //

अधूरी आस अधूरी आस छोड़के अधूरी प्यास छोड़के
जो रोज़ यूँही जाओगी तो किस तरह निभाओगी
कि ज़िंदगी की राह में जवाँ दिलों की चाह में
कई मुक़ाम आएंगे जो हम को आज़माएंगे
बुरा न मानो बात का ये प्यार है गिला नहीं

हाँ, यही कहोगे तुम सदा के दिल अभी नहीं भरा
हाँ दिल अभी भरा नहीं
नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं

" Subah ki farmaish me ye geet gaya hai.....###@@&&&##

Kalu ne dil pe hath rakha, jaise usko heart attack aya ho. Wo dard se karhaate hue bola.

Kalu- Haaayeee....bhabhi jee??? Kambakth, Gana bhi kaa laga hai? Sasura bada darad de gaya. Ab toh rula hi dega.

Uski iss baat par bhabhi ne koi reaction nahi diya. Halaki man me wo jee bhar ke hasi thi. Par chehare par koi expression aane nahi diya.
Beshak aaj wo badi sawdhan lag rahi thi.

Bhabhi- Achaa aap gaane bhi sunte hai?

Kalu- Jee..gaane kon nahi sunta? Par sasura kuch gaane sahi me darad de jaate hai.

Bhabhi ne topic change karte hue kaha.

Bhabhi- Chale chale..apna kaam kariye. 

Issbaar bhabhi uski halat par halka muskuraa di thi.


Kalu- Wahi karat hai...dhakkan toh kholne dijiye. Waise...Wahhh..maan gaya kal aapko. Aap toh kuch alag hi...

Bhabhi- Shuuuuuuuuuuuu...ekdum chup..... bilkul chup...aaj ghar me sab hai.

Kalu- Aap tension naa lo bhabhi. Meri najar hai. Dekh ke bola hai. Ghar me ho sakat hai, par isswakat yaha nahi hai koi. Aapko kya laga hum bevkoof hai? Ab paani me rahkar, magar se bair thodi lena hai humko?

Bhabhi- Maine kaha naa..bilkul muzhe koi baat nahi karni kal ke baare me. Kuch bhi matlab kuch bhi nahi.
Itna ki samajjh lo....ki...matlab mai chahati hu, jaise samajh lo aapki zindagi me kal jaisa koi din thaa hi nahi. 
Aur mai...Mai toh aapko janati tak nahi. Yaha sasuralwale hai mere, toh koi zhamela nahi..

Kalu- Achaa jee. Samajh gaye..anjaan banane ka natak karna hai?

Bhabhi- Natak nahi, balki mujhe toh anjaan hi banana hai. To bilkul baat band.

Kalu- Aree..aaj toh aap bade naraj lag rahe ho? Hum toh kal ki koi baat nahi karenge.

Bhabhi- Kal ki nahi aur koi nahi. Anjaan logo se parhej hi thik. Kabhi kabhi baad me pachtava hone se bhala doori hi sahi.


Kalu- "Thik hai..thik hai...anjaan toh anjaan.
Baat nahi karni toh baat nahi karni.
Par bhabhi mai kaa bol raha tha, ki do anjaan baat nahi kar sakat hai, par ek chutkula toh suna hi sakte hai naa?
Chalo..aayiye....Ek chutkula sunaaye dete hai aapko."


Kalu - "Amrika pata hai aapko?"

Bhabhi- Areee..aap fir shuru ho gaye?

Kalu- Are..bass bata dijiye naa? Pata hai ki nahi?

Bhabhi- Haa.. pata hai.

Kalu- Sunaa hai bahot badhiya shahar hai.

Bhabhi- hunn...uff...Wo shahar nahi, desh hai..balki videsh hai.

Kalu- Achaa? Yi dekho, sasura jiska chutkula suna rahe, uske baare me hi pata nahi. Sasura hame laga hamri basti ki tarah koi sahar hai!

Bhabhi halka sa muskura di.

Kalu- Jaane dijiye..hamre liye toh kala akshar bhains barabar...Des toh Des..aur Vides to Vides...toh chaliye aaj Vides ki hi sunata hu. dhyaan se suniye-

Bhabhi kutuhal se sunane lagi

Kalu- Toh bhabhi je, suna hai, Amrika ki Aurate kahati hai - "Wahhh..ye toh badhiya tha. Funta- a- stik" .....

Bhabhi- Ufff..Fantastic hota hai, kalu jee.

Kalu- Haa..wahi..wahi...

Bhabhi- Toh?

Kalu- Aur yaha ki Aurate kahati hai-......hummm...batau?

Bhabhi- Kya?

Kalu- "Aapko kitni baar bataya hai ki kapade idhar udhar mat feko....haayee..saree kidhar feki hai? Haayee chaddi bhi kaha feki hai? Aab dhoondo."

Ha..ha..ha...ha..ha..ha..Kalu joro se hasne laga.

Ye sunte hi bhabhi badi sharminda ho gayi aur apna sa mooh lekar reh gayi. Ek hi pal me usne khudko kal ke hall way me saaree dhoondate hue paya.
Uske chehare par shocking expressions khil gaye the. Usne badi mushkil se apni hasi daba li. 
Fir apni najare zhukaakar sharmaati rahi.

Ekbaat toh manani padi bhabhi ko, ki bhale hi kalu unpadh tha. Par uska sense of humor bahot acha tha. Uski comic timing dekh kar wo andar se uss chutkule par hasi toh thi, Par bahar apatti dikhaani jaroori thi.


Fir,
Chidchida chehara karte hue kalu ko daat lagaate boli

Bhabhi- ihhhhhh....Shut up.. Bade hi battmiz hai aap... chup rahiye...aap bhi naa??....##@@##

Aisa bolkar kisi baat par pachatawa karte bhabhi ne hoto me ungali chaba li. 

Kalu- Haa....haa.ha..ha..ha...ghussa naa ho bhabhi jee. Chutkula tha....ha..ha..ha..

Kalu hasne laga.

Bhabhi- Chup rahiye..

Kalu- Waise ek baat poochna jaroori hai bhabhi. Kal se badi pareshaan kare jaa rahi hai....

Bhabhi- Kya?

Kalu- Kal deri se darwaja kholne ka karan kya diya, bhabhi?

Bhabhi- Shuuu....Hamne kaha hai naa? Hame kal ke baare me koi baat nahi karni..waise bhi ye aapko sochane ki jaroorat nahi hai...

Kalu- Hamka sochane ki jaroorat nahi? Are bhabhi jee ye hamre liye bada jaroori hai. Hamari toh jaan ataki hui hai. Sasura kisiko jara bhi shak huaa toh? Toh, humra toh Ram Nam Satya..samjhiye...

Fir aur ek sans bharkar wo bola

Kalu- Batayiye naa..kaa bataya nanad ko?

Bhabhi ko ab batana hi pada. 
Toh bhabhi ne batana shuru kiya. 

Shuru toh normal karne jaa rahi thi, par tabhi bhabhi ruk gayi, fir kuch sochkar apna andaaz hi badal dala
Thodi unchi awaj me usne bolna shuru kiya, Jaise excitement me 2 aurate ek dusare se chugali karti hai.


Bhabhi- "Haayee..hamne toh kal ki baat bataayi hi nahi aapko..aapko pata hai kal kya hua?
Chale...batati hu. darsal kal baat ye huii ki..
Mai kitchen me bartan dho rahi thi.. ki tabhi meri nanad ne darwaje par dastak di.
Lekin bartano ki awaj me pahale toh uski awaj sunaai hi naa di. Jab usne jor se awaj dekar darwajale ko jor se taktakaya, tab muzhe sunaai diya.
Hadbadaahat me sabun ke hath se hi chaalu nal ko band karne gayi.  
Par haayee kismat meri!! Wo chaavi ka hook ulta fas gaya aur joint se paani ki dhaar nikalne lagi.

Kalu- Kaa baat kar rahe ho bhabhi?
Kalu ne romharshit hone kaa natak karte hue poocha.

Bhabhi- Haa ..naa..Aur wo dhara itni tej thi ki, mai toh bheegi bheegi ho gayi. 

Kalu- Haayee.. wo dhara..safed dhara..

Apni chaati par hath ferte Kalu ne maja liya..

Bhabhi- Ab kare toh kya kare? Hame kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha. Fir hamne fat se uss joint par hath rakh kar paani ko rok liya. Aur wo chaavi ghumaane ki koshish karne lagi.. 
par meri najook kalaai me jaan hi kitni!.....Kitna hi seh legi?..wo chaavi nikalne se rahi..aur hum pakade rahe..

Kalu- Aree. Ree..

Bhabhi- Ab kya kare? Pakade rahe yaa darwaja khole? Darwaja kholne jaate, toh tabtak poora kitchen me paani paani ho jata.

Kalu- Bilkul sahi..

Bhabhi- Fir hamne kuch socha..
hamne apani saree ka pallu gira diya.

Kalu- Haayee...Wahhh...yi hui naa baat.

Kalu ne sehlaati chaati ko jor se ragadkar kaha.

Udhar Bhabhi bhi full ada me rangati har ek action baya kar rahi thi.

Bhabhi- Fir uss pallu ko uss joint par bandhkar paani ko rok liya..chaahe meri saree utar jaaye par..daag naa lagane dete....

Kalu- Wahhh.....ise kahate hai asali bahu...izzat dekar ghar ki raksha karna.

Kalu ankh maarte bol pada.

Upar se bhabhi ki wo mishkil hasi iss majakiya sambhashan me jaan dal rahi thi.

Bhabhi- Fir apne dono hatho se badi mushkil se uss chaavi ke hook ko ghumakar fir se bitha liya..
Par haayee re meri akkal. Chaavi toh thik ho gayi, par Iss chakkar me mai bheeg gayi poori. Ab sawarkar sajkar darwaja kholne me time toh lagega hi naa?

Kalu- Bilkul sahi kaha.

Bhabhi- Toh, dekhiye toh... Itne me nanad ne ghar sar pe Chadha liya tha.




Kalu- Wahhh..kya safayi di hai! Ise kahate hai bina daag safai. Aap toh safayi dene me mahir ho bhabhi. uss din bhi golu jee ko kya bhaari ghuma diya tha.

Bhabhi- Hummm..chup rahiye..pata nahi aapki wajah se aur kya kya safayi deni padne wali hai?

Bhabhi ne apni naak mooh chadhayi. 

Kalu- Hamri wajah se? kal toh aapka nal kharab huaa tha naa? Waha meri kya galti? Aur waise bhi aapne hi der ki thi darwaja kholne me. 

Bhabhi- Aur nahi toh kya? Naa hi aap andar jaane ki jidd lagaate, aur naa hi mai late hoti. late hone ka aisa koi sawal hi nahi tha. Sabkuch nanad aane se pahale hi ho jata. Jaldbaaji me apna nal hi tod di, aur mai bheeg bhi gayi.
Samajhe jee?  

Kalu- Wahh re wahhh. Aisa kaise? Aap wo machine ke pyaar me naa fase hote, toh kabka doodh nikaal ke de diya hota maine. 

Bhabhi- Haa Haa..chup rahiye ab..muzhe machine ke baare me kuch nahi bolna. 

Kalu- kyu? Ab kyu? Saalii....

Bhabhi- Jee? Kya? Kya kaha aapne?

Kalu- Are bhabhi... aapko nahi keh raha hu. Uss Machine ko keh raha hu.. Saali manhus kahi ki..

Bhabhi- Aree? Aap toh usko aise Koss rahe hai, jaise aapki soutan.

Iss tanj par bhabhi mishkil has padi.

Kalu- Aur nahi toh kya? " Madari jaane bandariya nachana, aur doodhwala jaane doodh ko bahana." Wo fuski machine kya jaane? Fuss..fuss..wo kya doodh nikalna hota hai? Poora din lag jaayega aise toh.

Bhabhi- Achaa jee? Toh meri bhi sune.
" jaha kaam aave Sui, waha talwar ki kya jaroori?"
Toh aap naa sikhaaye. Fuski toh fuski, aur wakt toh wakt. Wahi thik hai mere liye.
kum se kum janwar jaisa dard toh nahi deti.

Kalu- Are bhabhi, doodh toh nikal jayega, par wo feeling kaha? Wo jinda sparsh kaa mja kaha?

Bhabhi- Jee...nahi chahye muzhe jinda sparsh. Sparsh se jyada dard hi dete hai saare marad.

Kalu- 
Are bhabhi aap baat naa samjhe.
" Rang laati heena, patthar par pise jaaye..pise jaaye".
Asali nikhaar hath se pisi mehandi se hi aata hai.
Aur bhabhi jee, dard ka bhi apna ek alag maja hota hai. Dekho uss din jyada hi nikla tha.
Aise hi toh pati ki ichaa poori kar paaoge. Bhool gaye kya? Aapbe kya kya bataya tha muzhe? Lagata hai aapke pati se aapka pyaar kum ho gaya hai.

Bhabhi thodi sehma gayi.

Bhabhi- Aap naa bataaye mere pati se pyaar... 
Wo chodiye, doodh se yaad aya.. Kal aapne poora doodh toh nikala hi nahi. Mahine ke akhir Dairy ke hisaab kitaab me aapka naam aayega..isme bhains ka koi dosh nahi hai. Mai pahale hi bata deti hu.

Kalu- Aree.. sasuraa hum kya kare? Woh chuha tabhi bich me aya toh? Uske chalte apna kaam adhura hi reh gaya.

Bhabhi- Chuhaa..aap chuhe kaa bahana naa de. Machine se nikal jata kabka. Wo aapke hakkar me hi reh gaya hai.

Kalu- Are bhabhi jee chuhe se yaad aya, usko dekh ke dar se aap toh hamre upar hi chadh gayi ?

Bhabhi ke mooh par naak hi naa rahi. Laaj se usne turant nazare gira li. 

Kalu- Ulta aapko toh sukriya karna chahiye ki hamne chuhe se bachaya.. 

Bhabhi- Haa bahot bachaya! Muzhe toh doubt ho raha hai, ki waha chuha tha bhi ki nahi pata nahi?

Kalu- Haa..bhabhi..bilkul sahi kaha aapne. Waha chuha tha hi nahi.. Sach me. Aapko pata hai, uss se bhi khatarnaak tha?

Bhabhi- Kya?

Kalu- Kala Naag...
Kalu ne apni pant ko dekhte hue bol diya tha.

Ye sunte hi bhabhi laaj me doob gayi...

Bhabhi- Chup rahiye..aap bhi naa...

Kalu- Nahi sach me. Wo bhi fun failaaye naach raha tha. Safed jaharwala saap. 

Bhabhi- chiii....aap bhi naa..bilkul chup rahiye.

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Part 2



Unka ye majakiya sambhashan kuch aur hi mod le gaya tha.

Kalu- Dekha bhabhi jee?...aise kaale naag se bachaya hai aapko.

Bhabhi- Bachaaya bol rahe hai?


Fir bhabhi ne piche, idhar udhar zhank liya.
Waha asspass koi nahi hai iska pushtikaran karne ke baad boli.

Bhabhi- "Aap toh apni alag khichdi paka rahe the kalu jee. Haayee....aapne toh ulta muzhe bilkul uske samne litaya tha. Uff...Ise bachana kahate hai? Bacha rahe the ki, marwana cahahte the? ye toh aap hi jaane?"

Bhabhi ne ek randipana wali ada dikhaayi aur naak marod li.
Fir aage boli.

Bhabhi- Wo toh meri nanad ne sahi time pe bacha liya muzhko, warna wo Naag toh??? Ufff...Haayee...

Kalu- kab ka bil me ghuss jata...
Kalu phataak se bol pada.

Bhabhi- Uiiiiiiiiii........Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...chup rahe.. Ek number ke battmiz ho aap....mere kahane kaa matlab tha ki wo naag toh kaat leta muzhe..aap bhi naa....

Kalu bass hasne laga.
Kalu- Haa..ha..ha..ha..

Jab time aur aisa mahol bhabhi ke hisaab ka hota hai, toh bhahi bahot hi mood me aa jaati thi.

Bhabhi- "Haayee....Fir pata nahi kaha kaha dunk marta? Mai toh mar hi jaati. Ufff....Wo toh sahi wakt pe Divya aayi.. warna...Kal toh mai loot hi chuki thi. Baal baal bachi hu. Ufff..."

Ek toh bhabhi aise andaaz me aur dhimi kamsin awaj me batiyaa rahi thi, aur duja ki aisi double meaning wali baate. Usme ab Saap ke aise bedhadak jikar se kalu ka kala naag toh phir se jaagne laga. Jaagne laga kya jaag hi gaya.  Wo jaagkar phat se khada ho gaya.

 Kalu turant kamar se bend hokar tilmila saa hokar bola

Kalu- Haa. Aap toh bach gayi. Par aapke jaane ke baad uss kaale naag ne apna poora ghussa mujhpar utaar diya. Kaa bataaye bhabhi, kitna tadpaya? Kitna rulaya? Ye toh hum hi janat hai. Din bhar pakadkar baithe the bass. Kaha, kaha aur kis, kis par jahar ugalta raha, ye toh hum hi ko pata hai.

Kalu ki iss baat ne bhabhi ko hasa hi diya.

Bhabhi- Ufff..aap bhi naa...ha..ha..ha..

Fir tabhi apne naughty andaaz me haste hue boli..

Bhabhi- Haa.. Ab saap ki jaat hi waisi hoti hai. Ab jahar ugal diya hai toh, ab thoda shant hoga. Aap tension naa le.

Aisa bolkar bhabhi fir wahi andaaj me has padi.
Bhabhi- Ha..ha..hamm...


Kalu- Haa..par ab dekhte hai kitni der tak khamosh rahta hai? Par bhabhi, aap jara bachake rahana. Wo saap ne jahar toh ugal diya hai..par wo abhi bhi dar-badar bhatak raha hai. Use kisi bil ki talash hai.....

Bill sunte hi bhabhi chounk gayi.

Haa....
pyaari samajh gayi thi.
Ek alag tarah se sharminda hokar bhabhi ne kahi aur apani najare ghuma li. Fir dusari taraf waise hi dekhte boli.

Bhabhi- Acha?

Kalu- Ha..toh kaa majak kahat hai? Khass kar ke aap jara samhal kar rahe....
Wo kaa hai ki, use jara ek khaas mulayam, garm aur bahut hi gahare bill ki talash hai.

Ye sunkar toh bhabhi ko aisa laga jaise kisine use nanga kar diya ho.
Wo hayya se kalu se najare chupaate waise hi khadi rahi thi, ke tabhi kalu bola

Kalu - " Aur bhabhiyonki ki ye khasiyat toh aap khud ne hi bataayi thi muzhe. Aapne hi kaha tha, ki unki gehraaiyon ka koi mukabla nahi.
Aur aapko bataaye toh Maine bilkul aisa hi ek bil yaha kal dekha hai. Toh aap khass karke jara bachke rahiye."

Bhabhi ne chedi baat ko kalu aur geharai me le gaya.

Bil kaa jikar sunte hi bhabhi ekdum hadbadaa gayi. Use badi asahaj laaj lag gayi. 

Bhabhi- " Haayee....Tab toh lagta hai kisi safere ko bulana padega ab. Koi mantr- tantr foonk de?"

Bhabhi ne apni laaj ko samhalte hue badi chalakhi se baat ghumaayi thi.

Kalu- Bhabhi ye mantr-tantr se bhaagne wala Saap nahi hai. Asali 10 numbari kaliya Naag hai. Kahe toh kaliya kaa hi Naag keh lo.
Ab pata nahi aapne kal dekha ki nahi? Par suchit kar rahe hai, aage kisi bhi pal dikh sakta hai.

Uske iss shabd se bhabhi ke ankho ke samne ekdum se kal kaa najara khada ho gaya. Uska wo ghinona laar tapkata motha kala lund fir se bhabhi ko yaad aya. Use yaad kar ke uska toh ekdum se dil dhadak gaya. Uske chehare par ghin glbhar gayi. Sach me wo 10numbari kaliya Naag hi tha.
Uske lund ko sochkar bhabhi ghin toh khaa chuki thi, par pata nahi anjaane me ek baar hass kyu padi? Par jald hi apni hasi ko chupaa lete hue usne kalu se bhi najare chupa li.

Bhabhi sharm se chur chur thi, par apani baat ko jari rakhate hue boli

Bhabhi- Haayee..ab mai kya karu?

Mathe par hath rakh kar banawati pareshaani dikhaate hue boli gayi iss baat ne kalu ke liye naye dwar aur awasar khol diye the.

Kalu- Aur ek baat pata hai?

Bhabhi- kya?

Kalu- Wo saap thoda dara huaa hai.. toh wo aise bil ki talash me hai, specially jaha jyada zhadiya hai.

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ne aisa reaction diya tha, jaise usne kisi kacche aam ka bite le liya tha.
Issbar bhabhi asali lajjit hui. Issbaar toh seedha uspar personal attack huaa tha. Wo chounk kar mooh chupaa baithi. Bhabhi ke chehar par Shock, Lajja aur Romanch teeno milkar eksath aaye the.
Wo uske expressions hi bata gaye ki zhadiyonka matlab kya hai?

Itna sharma gayi ki thodi der kuch bol hi nahi paayi.

Kalu uski halat ke maje lete hue thik bhabhi ke chut ke upar ankhe gada kar dekhne laga.

Iss se toh bhabhi aur bhi sharminda ho gayi.
Bhabhi man hi man sochne lagi- Haayeee? Isne Kab dekh liya? Shayad photo nikalte wakt poori nangi ho gayi thi tab?..ufff..??? Par maine toh poori tarah se chupa liya tha? Fir? Hayee..tu bhi naa lilly...uske samne tu poori nangi gui thi..ab kya hi bachaati???


Par kalu ne toh pahale hi, matlab  doodh nikalte samay hi dekh liya the uski zaate. Petticoat ki uss hole se.

Bhabhi- Are photo se yaad aya..Kal ke photo?

Bhabhi ne baat ko ghumane ki koshish ki.

Kalu- Photo? Yaha photo ki kisne baat ki hai? Mai toh zhadiyon ki baat kar raha hu.

Bhabhi- "Chup rahiye.... muzhe photo ki yaad aa gayi. Haayeee..mai bhi naa pagal hi hu! Bina soche samjhe kuch bhi kar baithati hu, aur aise khudko kasaai ke khunthe par band leti hu. Ufff..haayee lilly , tu bhi naa....Ab bhugato!"

Fir apne par hi ghussa jatate hue bhahhi aage boli.
Bhabhi- "Haayee.... Kitne saare nikaale hai? Aur..aur...aur.. safe rakhe hai naa aapne?

Bhabhi ne dar ke maare poocha...

Ispar Kalu kisi chaalbaaz ki tarah rahasymay hasne laga. Uski iss hasi se toh bhabhi aur bhi dar gayi.

Bhabhi- Dekhiye..Ankh band kar ke bharosa ki hu aap par. Ek suhagan apne sasural walon ki soche bina apni poori izzat aapke hath me de baithi hai. Ummid hai koi galat fayda naa uthaya jaaye.

Bhabhi ne bebasi aur pareshaani ka bhaav laate hue apni baat rakh di.

Bhabhi kaa rotalu chehara dekhkar ab kalu bola.

Kalu- Are bhabhi jee. Ye kya bol rahe ho? Gaddari? Aur wo bhi aapse? Aur agar aisan hi koi baat hai, toh bhi hum aisa karenge bhi kayeko? Akkal ka paidal hu, par Akkal ka mara nahi. Jaan de denge, par aapse gaddari nahi karenge. Mere pass poori tarah surakshit hai aapka dharovar.

Bhabhi- Ufff....ohhhhh......Haa. ummid toh yahi hai.

Ek lambi saany dete bhabhi ne bhi uspar bharosa jataya.

Kalu- par niji istmaal toh kar sakte hai naa?

Shatir kalu ne chalakhi dikhaate hue haskar poocha.

Bhabhi sharma gayi...

Bhabhi- Ufff..aap bhi naa..maar khaoge...

Kalu- Are bhahhi jee.. iske liye toh maar hi maar khayenge. Ha..ha..ha..

Bhabhi- Uffff...aap bhi naa...Bade badmash ho. Chup rahe ab. Mai yaha photos ko lekar pareshaan hui jaa rahi hu, aur inka yaha??..###%%###...

Kalu- Are sharma kaahe rahe hai, batayiye...

Bhabhi- Ishhh...sharma kaha rahi hu? Ulta ghussa hu....Aur ufff...kya bataaye?

Kalu- Yahi jo poocha hai. Niji istmal kar sakat hai ki naahi?


Bhabhi todi der koi jawab de naa payi. Fir kuch sochkar wahi shararat dikhaate hue boli.

Bhahhi- Uff.. aur agar karte bhi honge toh muzhe kaise pata chalnewala hai? Ab private me aap apne mobile ke sath kya kya karte hai ye hum kaise jaane? Toh ab mere NAA aur HAA se kya hai?  Aap thodi ruknewale hai? Ab mai toh maan ke chali hu ki, jabtak muzhe pata nahi hai mere liye toh wahi baat hai, ki "Andekha chor Raja barabar." Aapki marji..."Anjaan kaa kya apraadh maane ab?"


Kalu- Haa..bilkul sahi kaha aapne. Yahi toh hum chahat hai. Anjaane ka apraadh ab kya kare? Aur Chale pata bhi chala toh bhi kya hai? Akhir bhains toh meri hi hai. Toh malik soche yaa dekhe. Hai naa?

Kalu daring karte hue iss baat ko deep le jaane ki koshish kar raha tha.

Bhabhi ne iss baat kaa koi jawab nahi diya.

Kalu- Boliye naa?

Bhabhi- Kya bolu?

Kalu- Jo pooche hai. Warna photos kaa sochna padega kuch. Ha.ha..ha..
Kalu ne majak karte hue bola.

Bhabhi- What??? Maar khaoge...

Kalu- Aree..nahi nahi....aap befikar rahe. Aapke photo surakshit hai..
Bass aap bataaye...

Bhabhi- Aji kya?

Kalu- Yahi ki, fark nahi padana chahiye naa?

Bhabhi- Ufff..aap bhi naa..

Kalu- Bataaye....

Bhabhi- Ufff..aap bhi naa..baat ko pakadkar baith jaate ho....

Kalu- Ho. Bhains ki lath pakdkar baithna padata hai, tabhi doodh milta hai...ha..ha..ha...ab bataaye...

Akhir pareshaan hote hue bhahi bol padi.

Bhabhi- Aap maanoge nahi naa? Aur kya puch rahe hai? Souda toh aap hi ne kiya hai naa? Toh fir se kya puch rahe hai? Ab isme bataane wali baat hi kya reh gayi hai?

Bhabhi ka ye jawab sunkar kalu khush ho gaya.

Kalu- Ahhhaa.... Ab ise kahate hai asali jawab. Ise kahate hai asali baat...wahhhh...kya baat kahi hai.....hamara souda...bilkul sahi...aap toh kabki meri bhains ban chuki ho. Hamne toh aapko kharid rakha hai sasura. Poore 1500 diye hai..


1500 sunkar bhabhi ne naak chadhakar hunn bhar li.

Bhabhi- Hunn..

Bhabhi ke chehre ki ye ada dekhkar Kalu ne toh ek flying kiss hi de dala.

Uska chumma dekh bhabhi chounk gayi.
Usne turant idhar udhar, aage piche sab jagah dekha.

Fir tevari chadhate hue hath dikhakar boli

Bhabhi- Shuuu.what the fuck??? Kya kar rahe ho?...Shut up...maar khaoge...

Par harami kalu ne aur ek flying kiss barsa di.
Kalu ne pahale hi aaju baaju dekh liya tha. Waha koi nahi tha.


Bhabhi- Shuuu...ye kya kar rahe hai? Koi dekh liya toh? Just shut up..

Kalu- Haa..toh dekhne do. Hum apni bhains ko pyaar nahi kar sakte kya?

Aisa bolte wakt uss harami kalu ne jeb se apna mobile nikal liya. Fir usko kholkar photos gallery me gaya. Aur bhabhi ki ek photo open kar li. Fir mobile ulta pakadte hue bhabhi ki wo nangi photo hath upar kar ke dikhaane laga.

Uske mobile ko dekhte hi bhabhi jabardast dar gayi. Wo dekhte hi niche dab gayi. Aur fir se yaha waha dekhne lagi ki koi hai toh nahi naa???

Bhabhi- Ufff..what the fuck...


Turant appatti jattate hue bhabhi ne wo mobile chin lene ki koshish ki.

Par shatir kalu ne wo mobile bacha liya.
Fir uske baad apna wo mobile usne apne shairt ke andar daalte hue chaati se pakad liya aur uss photo ko apni chaati se ragadne laga.

Kalu- Aisan niji istmaal ki toh permisan mil chuki hai humka. Ha..ha..ha..

Uski ye harkat dekhkar bhabhi ne ghussa jatate hue " Maar khaoge" bolte hue usko mobile chupaane ki bolne lagi.
Fir bhi wo harami kalu maje le raha tha.


Bhabhi- Ufff...bahot huaa aapka. Dheel de di toh ghar hi khaa jaaoge mera?  Ungali de di toh hath hi pakade hai. Bass huaa..koi niji istmaal nahi, kuch nahi.. Aap turant mere photos delete kare.. bahot huaa aapka.

Issbaar kalu ne mobile bahar nikal liya aur jeb me rakhte hue bola.

Kalu- Are..majak kar raha tha. Aur aap itna kaahe dar rahi hai? Koi nahi hai yaha.

Bhabhi- Wo kuch nahi. Aapki harkate toh badhati hi jaa rahi hai. Ye sasural ghar hai mera. Wakt bataake nahi aata. Kitni baar kaha hai ki thoda savdhaani aur tameej se raho? Khass kar ke jab ghar me log ho. Par aap hai ki...

Kalu- Are aap fikar naa kariye. Hum bhi kabse najare gadaaye rakhe hai. Aise hi thodi kud padenge?

Bhabhi- Wo kuch nahi. Muzhe ye bada risky lag raha hai. Aap turant mere photos delete karwa dijiye. Koi niji istmaal nahi, koi bahari istmaal nahi. Bass delete krwa do.

Kalu- Are..mere pass surakshit hai. Aap tension naa le. Aisa kuch nahi hoga.

Bhabhi- Kaha naa delete karwa dijiye..

Kalu- Are bhabhi ...Bass niji istmaal ke liye nahi hai ye photo saare. Kaam ke liye hai.

Bhabhi- Kaam? Kaisa kaam??

Kalu- Areee..aap dar gayi....Aisa waisa kaam nahi, aap tension naa le. Wo doodhwale ke dhande ke kaam ke liye hai. Matlab hamri dairy ke kaam ke liye hai.

Bhabhi- What?

Kalu- Bhabhi, bhains ki photo aur kisi kaam ke liye istmaal ki jaati hai.

Bhabhi- kiss liye?

Kalu- Bhains ke soude ke liye..

Bhabhi- Souda? Aur konsa souda?

Kalu- "Are..Agar fir se usko kisiko bechna ho toh? Ek baar doodh kum ho jaaye toh kaahe boj lena? Fir toh hamari dairy ko nuksaan hi hai. Sab bhainson ke sath aisa hi toh hota hai.
jab use bechna ho..toh kharidne wale ko pahale photo dikaane ke kaam ayegi."




Jaisa hum janate hai ki kalu bada shatir khiladi tha. Ab tak usne bhabhi ki Nass ache se pakad li thi. 
Wo itna toh jaan gaya tha, ki bhabhi ko kiss baat se sachmuch wala ghussa ata hai, aur kiss baat se zhutmuth kaa. Aur wo ye bhi jaan gaya tha ki ye zhutmuth ka ghussa bhabhi ko ek alag romanch bhi deta hai. Wo ache se janata tha ki, bhains, doodh, bechna, kharidna, khuleaam, double meaning wali niji baate, inn sab se bhabhi ko ek alag baicheni milti.

Ab yahi dekhe, ghussel bhabhi ke samne fir se bechne ki baat kar ke usne bhabhi ko bechein kar diya.



Bhabhi tevari chadhake boli.

Bhabhi- Haa..haa.. kyu nahi.. becho...aur photo kyu dikhaani? Seedha poster hi chapwa lo.

Kalu- Wahhh..kya idea di hai bhabhi jee. Yaha Ranaji ke ghar ki deewar pe hi laga dete hai. Kaisa rahega?

Bhabhi ghusse me aagbabula hote hue boli.

Bhabhi- Haa..haa.. kyu nahi...laga dijiye...Aur koi kasar kyu chodni?

Bhabhi ka chehara ghusse se gulabi laal ho gaya tha. 


Kalu- Aree? Lagata hai aap sachmuch ghussa ho gayi? Are majak karat hai bhabhi jee. Sasura hum pagal hai kya?

Bhabhi- Wo kuch nahi,  delete karwa dijiye abhi ke abhi..

Kalu- Are bhabhi jee? Aap toh sachmuch ghussa kar gayi? Yaa sachmuch dar gayi?

Bhabhi- Haa...ghussa bhi hu aur dari bhi hu. Aap delete karwa de bass...

Kalu- Aree..saarriii...jee...

Bhabhi- wo thik hai, delete karwa de.

Kalu- Jee, wo toh thik lekin...pr bhabhi?  ihhh toh aapki photo hai hi nahi?

Bhabhi - What? 

Kalu- Haa..

Bhabhi- Toh kisiki hai???

Kalu- Wo hamari pyaari uski hai.

Bhabhi ne sandeh bhari swar me poocha.

Bhabhi- Kiski?

Kalu- Are hai koi aur ek bhains.

Bhabhi- Aur ek bhains? Muzhko chodkar?
( Aurat ki jalan )

Apni soutan sunkar bhabhi kaa photo wala  ghussa turant thanda pad gaya, aur uske chehare par aurat ki jalan dikhne lagi.

Kalu- Kahe? Doodhwala hu..toh aur bhi toh bhains ho sakti hai?

Bhabhi- Stop it...batao kiski hai? Dikhaayiye yaha...

Kalu- Nahi..nahi..jaise aapki personal hai waise uski bhi personal hai. Hum nahi dikha sakte.

Bhabhi- Kaha naa dikhaayiye???...layiye mobile... dekhne dijiye...

Kalu- Nahi..nahi...

Bhabhi issbaar chidh gayi.

Bhabhi- Dikhaayiye..warna nikal jaayiye yaha se.. jayiye fir... aapki dusari bhains ke pass..

Kalu- Are kaise jaaye? Uska bhi yahi ghar hai...

Bhabhi- What? Matlab?

Kalu - Aree..bhabhi jee.. Mai 'Lilly' ki baat kar raha hu..aapke andar ki Lilly. Ha..ha..ha..ha..

Kalu ne haste hue majakiya andaaj me bola.

Kalu- Ab samjhi dusari bhains? Ye saare photos uske hi toh hai? Uski badoulat hi toh mile muzhe ye. Warna aap kaha khichne deti?

Bhabhi- Achaa??..toh jaayiye naa usike pass. Itni hi tareef kar rahe hai toh?

Bhabhi ne naak foolakar bola.

Kalu- Haa...bilkul....hamari Lilly ka koi jawab nahi! Toh tareef toh karenge hi hum! Lakh lakh pranam usko. Wo baaki auraton se bilkul alag hai. Dabang bindhast hai. Tasvire hi nahi, balki bhains ka souda bhi uski wajah se ho paya tha. Aur uss bhains ka doodh bhi uski ki badoulat mila hai. Aur kal bhi maine hi bulawa kiya tha, warna hame toh kal andar aane ki bhi permission nahi thi. Bhala ho uss Lilly kaa! Bass baat ye hai ki andar hi kahi chupi rehti hai hai. Uski malkin bahar aane hi nahi deti use?

Uske andar ke randipana ki aisi tareef sunkar bhabhi ka abtak kaa ghussa thoda nam gaya tha.

Kalu ke mooh se lilly ki ye tareef sunkar Issbaar bhabhi toh halka hass hi padi.



Unn dono ko pata tha ki wo aisa betuka topic discuss kar rahe the, jiska koi matlab nahi hai. Bass ek baat ko pakadkar dusari baat bole jaa rahe the. Har baat ke aage unka wo sambhashan kisi aur mod tak pahunch raha tha.


Kalu- Bhabhi jee pliijjjj...... Bulaiye toh jara..uske bina rangat nahi.

Bhabhi- Bilkul nahi. Ab nahi aayegi wo. Maine itni dant lagayi hai usko, ki wo koso door chali gayi hai. Pagal aurat bina soche kuch bhi kar baithati hai. Aur bhugatna hamko padta hai. Ab yahi dekhiye naa....aise gande photo koi aurat kisiko khichne deti hai kya? Aisa bhala ek suhagan apne sasural me karti hai kya? Ye shobha deta hai kya kisi bahu ko?



Aisa bolte bolte issbar chaturaai se bhabhi ne kalu ke hath se mobile hi chin liya.

Uska mobile khulaa hi tha.
Bhabhi ne turant mobile kholkar gallery kaa access liya.

Ab gallery kholkar photos dekhne lagi.

Uffff..
khud ke apne wo photos...
Wo aitihasik photos!!!!
Ufff...


Bhabhi- Haayee...aise hi open me rakhe hai aapne? Koi password bhi nahi? UFF...Kisine dekh liyaa toh? Haayee lilly, tu bhi naa kya kar baithi hai?

Kalu- "Nahi..nahi..wo passwar pisswad  hamka nahi aata. Par aap fikar naa kare. hum isko apni baniyaan ki jeb me rakahta hu hamesha. waha kon hath dalkar lega sasura?

Bhabhi- Wo kuch nahi. Aapko password toh lagana tha naa? Ufff.....Waise ab jaroorat bhi nahi. Waise bhi mai delete karne jaa rahi hu.

Kalu- Par sune toh?

Bhabhi- Kuch nahi..

Bhabhi peeth dikhaate hue kalu se 2 kadam door chali gayi.

Kalu- "Haa..thik hai. Kar dijiye...Agar aapko nahi chahiye toh hum kuch nahi bolenge. Aapke khilaaf 1 harkat bhi nahi. Waise bhi aapne hi khinchne diye the. Rakhe? yaa nikaal dijiye?
Par, sach bataau toh jab se isne aapke photo le liye hai, tabse sasura kuch jyada hi nakhare dikhaae laga hai? Sasura jaldi khulta hi nahi. Apni marji se darwaja kholat hai. Apni marji se kuch bhi karat hai."

Kalu ki iss baat par bhabhi hass padi. Fir haste hue boli.

Bhabhi- ufff..are Kalu jee. Wo meri photo lene ki wajah se nahi. Balki shayad aapki memory full huii hogi? Isliye hang ho raha hai aapka mobile. Kuch video, photo delete karwane padenge.

Fir kalu ki taraf dekhte hue boli.

Bhabhi- Dekhe, aapka mobile bhi delete karne ko bol raha hai. Ha..ha..ha..ha..


Kalu- Aisan kya?? Toh fir jo uchit samjhe aap. Par pahale ek dafa aapke photo dekh toh lijiye. Kitne pyaare aaye hai..Aapke andar ki Lilly ne toh faad ke rakh diya hai. Koi heroine bhi mukable me nahi hai aapke.

Bhabhi- Achaa??? Haa..ha.....wahi dekh rahi hu...uss Lilly ke hi Pratap.

Mobile kaa folder open karne se lekar hi bhabhi apne photos dekhne lagi thi.

Ufff..
Kya photos the???

Pahala photo dekhte hi bhabhi ke mooh se nikla tha, "Ufff..ohh my..god...Tu bhi naa lilly????"

Bhabhi kaa chehara shock se bhar gay tha. Uski Ankhon ki putliya itni badi ho gayi thi ki, jaise maan lo wahi jaakar kisi ek photo ko dhak legi.


Masti me usne photos toh de diye the, par ab unhi ko dekhkar wo pachtawa khaakar shock ho rahi thi...


To be continued....

[Voltz]

Ufff..
Kya photos the???

Pahala photo dekhte hi bhabhi ke moo se nikla tha.
Bhabhi- Ufff..ohh my..god...Tu bhi naa lilly????

Bhabhi kaa chehara shock se bhar gay tha. Uski Ankhon ki putliya itni badi ho gayi thi ki, jaise maan lo wahi jaakar kisi ek photo ko dhak legi.



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Part 3


Isko saaf saaf Pachatawa nahi keh sakte balki ek romanchkari guilty bol sakte hai.
Kyunki khudke aise photos dekh kar bhabhi khud ko koste hue gulabi bhi ho rahi thi.

Wo kisi porn side ke nange photos ki tarah ek ek photos dekhne lagi.

Ufff..

Kya bala ke pose diye the usne?
Kasam se kya hot pose diye the bhabhi ne.

Wo kiss had tak besharam ho rakhi thi kal, ye darsal aaj nasha utarne ke baad bhabhi ko pata chal raha tha.
Jaise jaise ek ek photos dekhna shuru kiye, waise waise  uske chehare par shocking expressions umadne lage.

Kuch kuch photos me toh aisi pose aur aisi ada thi, ki wo dekh kar bhabhi khud hairaani bhara mooh bana rahi thi.
Uff..
Par bhale hi pose kaisi bhi aur nangi kitni bhi ho, par apne main spots chupaane me bhabhi kamyaab rahi thi.

Rahi baat uske pubic hairs ki toh kuch 1 , 2 photos me halki bahari chata kahi zhalak rahi thi. Baaki apne hath ke panje se ache se chupaa saki thi apne har ek pose me.

Tabhi usne ek photo dekha. Iss photo ko dekh kar bhabhi chounk gayi. Usne jara zhom kar ke bariki se dekha,  toh paya ki hath ki ungaliyon ke beech uski chut ki kada halki si nazar aa rahi thi.

Ufff...
Use dekhkar bhabhi bada asahaj ho gayi.
Par uske agla photo dekh kar toh wo asali asahaj ho uthi.

Ye agala hoto tha, jisme bhabhi ne piche se pose dekar khinchwaya tha. Usme wo kisi bhains ki taraf kamar se bend ho rakhi thi. Aur apne ek hath se pichwada chupaa liya tha. Par uss photo me ungaliyon ke beech itni fat nirman hui thi, ki usme se bhabhi ke chut ke hont ka mansal tukda bade ache se dikh raha tha. Pahale photo se doguna. 
Iss photo ko dekhakar bhabhi shock reh gayi.
Bhabhi Sharmsaar hokar hairaani bhari ankho se use zhoom karke dekhne lagi.

Uff..
Par tabhi kuch aisa dekhte hi uske hath kaa mobile kamp gaya. Wo mobile girte girte bach gaya. Wo badi sharminda ho gayi. Kyunki uss chut ke hont ke upari sar pr ek ring ki halki aahat dikhaai padi.
Wo uski clit ring ki dhundhali si zhalak thi.

Bhabhi ne wo dekhte hi pakade jaane ki mudra banaate hue wo mobile sine se laga liya.
Uska dhak dhak seena uss mobile ko bhi zhula gaya.

Wo kuch pal ke liye apna wo photo chupaati rahi.

Par tabhi uske khurapati diamag me kuch baat chali.
Wo sochne lagi- " kya ye kalu ji ne bhi dekha hoga? Unke pass toh poori raat thi poora niharne ke liye. Nahi nahi...nahi dekha hoga. Isko bahot zhoom kar ke bariki se dekho tabhi dikhne ki ashanka hai. Aur wo itna detail me kaha dekhane wale hai? Warna aate aate hi jikar kiya hota. "

Uske andar ki exhibitionist ne akhir jawab de hi dala.
" chahe kuch bhi ho, par usme kick badi mast hai. Toh kyu naa tu hi pooch le? Wo khud tumhe batayenge."

Toh ab agale hi samay kuch tay karke wo aage badhi. Zoom out karke uss photo ko normal kiya.
Usne turant wo mobile seedha pakad liya aur boli.

Bhabhi- Ab yahi dekhiye naa..ye photo...ufff... kitni gandi pose di hai Maine?  Sab sharam dharam chod di. Aise kamar se kon zhukta hai kya?

Usne khud hi wo photo kalu ko dikha di thi.
Ufff..
Kya bawal aurat hai?

Yaha bhabhi ko bilkul laga nahi tha ki kalu ne is photo ko itna zhoom karke dekha hoga. Aur zhoom bhi karega toh bhi wo ring ki zhalak badi dunhali thi ki use pahchaan lena bada mushkil tha. Ek asal deewana hi pehchaan sakta tha.

Uss photo ko bayaa karte wakt bhale hi uske chehare par shikayat thi, par andar se uska dil joro se dhadak raha tha. 

Man me soch rahi thi ki, "Haayee..Lilly....kya sahi pose di hai tune."

Kalu- Dikhaayiye....
Kalu ne mobile mang liya.

Bhabhi ne kachraate hue mobile uske hath me de diya.
Kalu bhi ab wo photo dekhne laga. Tabhi usne bhi uss photo ko thoda zoom kar liya. Idhar bhabhi ki dhadkane tej ho gayi.

Kalu ke dwara uss photo ko zoom karke dekhta huaa pakar bhabhi ko yaha ek alag hi pareshaani hone lagi thi.

Kalu-  Wahhh..ye hui naa baat. Sach me Kya bawal photo hai ye? Wahhh...maja aa gaya. Aap bemisal ho.  Bhabhi,  batata hu, bhains ki aisi hi photo chahiye hoti hai soude me,  jisme poora badan ache se dikh raha ho?
Ye sahi hai.. Mumme bhi ache se dikh rahe hai, aur gaand bhi.

Uske mooh se aisa kuch sunte hi bhabhi shock reh gayi. Apna mooh chalbichal kar lete hue boli...

Bhabhi- Ishhhhhh...chup rahiye..aap bhi naa.....kuch bhi ganda bolte ho....

Kalu- Kaa..huaa? Kaa ganda bola?

Bhabhi- Aap fir se shuru ho gaye? Hamne kitni baar kaha hai ki gande shabd ek aurat ke samne mat boliye. Ise Bum bhi toh keh sakte hai?

Kalu- Bum...aise waise kuch nahi...ab hamra naam kalu hai toh kalu hi bolenge naa log? Jaise aapka naam Lilly hai, toh hum kabhi kahe hai aapko randiya?

Bhabhi- Jee?

Bhabhi ne shock se ankhe badi kar li thi.

Kalu- Ab pair ko kabhi hath kahate ho aap? Yaa baal ko gaal? Yaa Rana ji ko kaalu? Yaa saap ko...Lun...

Bhabhi- Stop..stopp..bass kijiye...Mai samajh gayi...aur kuch naa kahe...

Bhabhi kaa jee dhadak gaya tha iss samay.

Kalu- Haa..badhiya..yahi toh kabse keh rahe the.....toh ye gaand wali photo ekdum sahi hoti hai..

Bhabhi- ufff..aap bhi naa??###&&%%@@##. Jaane de Lilly.. koi fayda nahi..tuhi ignore kar le ab.

Pareshaani ki mudra karte bhabhi ne kaha.

Bhabhi- Waise yahi kyu? Aur bhi toh bahot photo hai. Jisme meri hasi chaa gayi hai.

Kalu- Are aapki ki hasi lekar kya kare?

Bhabhi- Jee?

Kalu- Mera matlab hai bhains ki..wo bhains ki hasi ka kya?  Kisiko samajh aayi hai abtak? Yahi sabse achi hai.

Bhabhi- Wo kyu bhala? Iss se ache photo kai hai,  jisme uske boobs ache se dikh rahe ho. Agar baat hai bhains ki toh, Bhains ke liye toh wahi jyada important hota hai naa? Jaise ye wala samne se.

Bhabhi ne mobile me photo slide karte hue kaha.

Kalu- Nahi..nahi..yahi sabse best hai.
Are bhabhi jee, wo kaa hai ki, baaki sab uske than ko nihaarte hai, par ek asali soude wala bhains ko kharidte wakt mumme se badhkar uski gaand ko dekhta hai. Wo kaa hai ki, bhains ki gand se hi toh pata chalega ki, use kab saand ke pass le jaya gaya tha...

Bhabhi-  ishhhhh...ufff.. aur fir se?...jaane do..

Kalu-  Bhabhi, waise gaand se yaad aya. Bura naa maano, par aapki gaand kya mast hai.

Uske aise ekdum se tareef karne se bhabhi sharma gayi poori.

Bhabhi- shuuuu....chiii..chup rahiye...aap bade besharam aur gande ho....

Kalu- Iss photo me keh raha hu..photo me toh bahot badhiyaa lag rahi hai.. ab hakikat me toh pata nahi.

Bhabhi phat se boli.

Bhabhi - Kyu? Hakikat me achi nahi hai?

Bhabhi ne jaise uske saare gunah maaf karte hue apni gaand ki tareef mang li ho.

Kalu- Hakikat me di hi kab hai aapne?

Bhabhi- kyu? Zhoot mat boliye.... Wo jor ka phatka kisne mara tha?

Bhabhi ne chehare par uss phatake kaa dard kaste hue bola tha.

Kalu- Achaa wo mara huaa...

Bhabhi- Haa toh, gaand toh marne ke liye hi toh hoti hai naa?

Bhabhi ke mooh se ye line sunte hi kalu ke toh hosh udd gaye. Jaise thandi hawa ki ek bouchaar uske badan par rongate khadi kar gayi ho.
Wo khushi se zhoom uth khada huaa aur apne sar pe hath rakha.

Wo kya bol gayi thi iska ehsaas hote hi bhabhi ne issbaar kachaa aam nahi, balki kacha nimbu khane par jo reaction umadate hai waisa chehara bana liya.
Fir turant apni hi jeebh ko kaat lete hue khudko ek halki thappad maar li.

Usne aisi najare bacha li ki jaise laga koi dharti fat jaaye aur wo usme apana mooh chupa le.


Kalu- Wahhh..wahhhh....akhir aapke mooh me gaand aa hi gayi...

Bhabhi- chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...Shut up....aap bilkul shutup...........ye galti se nikal gaya mere mooh se.....haayeee..tu bhi naa lilly......

Tabhi kalu ko krodh se dekhte hue boli.

Bhabhi- Aap chup rahiye.. ye sab aapki wajah se huaa hai..baar baar wahi baate karte firte ho mere irdgird......chiii..Mai bhi naa...aapki sangat me.....

Kalu- Are bhabhi jii..hota hai..kabhi kabhi jubaan fisal jaati hai....aur waise bhi aapne konsa galat kaha hai?

Bhabhi- Shut up...bilkul chup..muzhe aapka gyaan nahi sunana...

Kalu- Waise aapne baat toh bilkul sahi kaha- 'gaand toh marne ke liye hi hoti hai. Ha..ha..ha..'

Bhabhi- Ufffffff....ekdum chup...shut up...

Kalu- Waise hum kaa bol rahe the, ki aaj bhi ek baar maarne dogi kya? Halka saa hi Marenge....ha..ha..ha..

Bhabhi- Ohhhh....Shut up....chup rahiye bola naa...

Kalu hasne laga.

Ke tabhi bhahhi ne fir se uske hath se mobile chin liya aur boli.

Bhabhi- Idhar dijiye...Ye saare photos pahale delete kar deti hu. Naa rahegi baaz, naa rahegi baasuri...

Kalu abhi bhi gaand ki baat par hass raha tha. Bhabhi ke mobile chinane par usne apne hath khade kiye aur mishkil hasne laga.



Bhabhi- Ek minute. Seedha sureender? Koi 'Naa' nahi? itni asani se aap delete kaise karne de rahe ho? Muzhe kuch doubt ho raha hai. Sach bataayiye, iski koi copy toh nahi banayi rakhi naa?

Isspar kalu bhabhi kaa maja lete hue wahi challbaaz ki taraf sandeh paida karne wali smile dene laga.

Iss se toh bhabhi aur jyada dar gayi.

Bhabhi- Ufff..ohhh...batayiye naa? Aise kyu has rahe hai? Haayee..ab mai kya karu??

Wo harami kalu ne koi jawab nahi diya. Balki ulta joro se hasne laga.

Bhabhi- Hayeee..aap hass kyu rahe ho????? Ufff....bataayiye naa????##....Kasam se agar aisi koi baat hai toh mere pati tak pahunchane se pahale muzhe aakar jahar de dena....bataake rakh rahe hai...

Kalu- konsa wala.. Kal wala safed?

Bhabhi- Shut up...aapko majak suj raha hai? Yaha meri jaan mari jaa rahi hai, aur aap hai ki..I am serious.

Issbaar bhabhi itna rotalu ho gayi, ki sachmuch uski ankho se ansu ki 2 boonde tapak gayi.

Bhabhi ki ankho me ansu dekhkar kalu ne issbaar majak khatam kiya.

Kalu- 'Are majak kiya bhabhi. Aap toh sachmuch ro di. Saariii..sariii...bola toh hai?? aisi gaddari aapse kaise karenge hum? Toh aisa kuch nahi kiya hamne. Hum toh gaand ki baat ko yad kiye hase jaa rahe the. Wo kaa hai naa ki, aapke mooh me kuch baate badi achi lagati hai...'

Ab bhabhi thodi nishint ho gayi. Aur apne ansu pochne lagi.

Bhabhi- Chiiii...aap bhi naa...

Tabhi kalu fir se bola.

Kalu- Aur maan bhi lo, ki aisa kuch kiya bhi ho toh......toh....toh...Aapke pati ko thodi hi dikhaayenge? Dikhana hi ho, toh poori duniya ko dikhayenge...sabko pata chal jayega, par aapke gharwalo tak, yaa aapke pati tak ye baat kabhi nahi aayegi. Ye Mera wada raha.  samjhe aap? Toh aap nishint rahiye.

Kalu hasne laga..

Bhbahi pachtaawe me fir se rotalu shakal banaate hue boli...

Bhabhi- Haayeee...dekhaa???dekhaa...Matlab pakka dusara copy banake rakhe ho aap..


Kalu- Aree..nahi..nahi... Hamne kaha naa? aisa kuch nahi kiye hai hum.

Bhabhi- Nahi..aap zhoot bol rahe hai...

Haayeeè...kar ke bhabhi fir se rone lagi.

Kalu- Areee...nahi kaha naa maine...nahi kare hai hum. Jaan par khel kar aapki izzat rakhenge. Par aisa kuch nahi karenge.
Aur hum ye nahi keh rahe hai ki hum koi sadhu sant hai. Balki hamri majboori hai ki hame wo waisa kuch karne ko ata nahi. Ab iss se neki wala jawab kaa hi de hum?

Issbaar uski baat par bhabhi ko thoda bharosa huaa.

Bhabhi- Hunnnn...

Kalu- Dekha nahi kya? Uss din ke bhi toh ache se samhalkar rakhe hai ab tak. Koi shikayat aayi kya aap tak?

Bhabhi ne shocking bhare andaaj me poocha.

Bhabhi- kiss din ke?

Kalu- Aree bhool gayi? Usi din ke....jab hamara souda poora huaa tha aur aapne apni gaand par hamara naam likhwa liya tha.

Bhabhi ye sunte hi shock me chali gayi. Wo toh bhool hi gayi thi.

Bhabhi- ishhhh..uss din ke? Ufff...mai toh bhool hi gayi thi. Kaha hai wo dikhayiye....

Kalu- Hamne koi virodh nahi darshaya,  kyunki aapke marji ke khilaap hum kuch nahi karna chahate. Warna ab tak kuch naa kuch baat apake kaano tak aa hi jaati. Ye baat aap bhi janati hai. Agar thoda bhi shaq hota toh aap itna bharosa kar ke muzhe apne photo thodi deti?  Mai " Taza  Lilly " dairy kaa majdoor ban gaya. Aapne muzhe choona yahi mere liye badi baat hai. Ab aapko delete karna hai toh kar dijiye...

Kalu ne turant dusara folder open kar ke uss din kaa ek photo dikha diya.


Bhabhi ne wo photo dekha. Dekhte hi wo soude wale din chali gayi.
Ufff..
Haayee..
Safed chaddi me apne nange golmatol kulhe lekar bhains bankar khadi thi wo. Aur unn nange  kulhe par " MAI KALU KI BHains Hu" likha huaa tha.
Aur toh aur besharmi se uss photo me muskuraate hue pose me khadi thi.

Uffff..
Kya kamaal kaa photo khinchwaya tha uss din usne?
Kamal tha.

Use dekhte hi bhabhi uss din itna hi lajjit ho gayi. Uska naam apne kulhe par dekhkar use kuch ajeeb si feeling hui. Jaise wo bass ek property hai kisi ki.

Bhabhi- Ishhh..Mai bhi naa..ek number ki pagal hi hu. Pata nahi kya kya karti rehati hu? Ishhh... Aur aapne bhi Ise kyu rakha hai abtak? Aapka ye bhangaar mobile aur usme password bhi nahi. Delete kar diya hota naa???

Kalu- " Bhabhi ek darkhwast hai....Chaahe toh kal wale photo delete karwa de...waise uske liye bhi dil par patthar hai..par aako delete karwana hai yoh karwa dijiye. Par ihhh wala chod de. Maa kasam khaakar kahate hai aapki izzat par kabhi koi anch naa aayegi. Aap chahe toh likwa lo muzhse. Par ye wali rahane do. Wo kaa hai ki, wo pal mere liye bada hi khass tha. Ek doodhwale ko uske sapno ki bhains mili thi uss din. Aur iss garib kaa naam aisi jagah par tha jise dekhkar humka duniya jitne itna anand milta hai hamesha. Toh ye mere liye bada hi nayaab hai. Ise toh poori zindagi bhar tak mere sath rakhna chahata hu...toh aapse bass darkhwasth hai meri...plizzzzzz...

Kalu ki iss request ne bhabhi ko yaha pighla diya.

Issbaar kalu kaa rotalu chehara bana huaa tha. Usko dekhkar bhabhi boli....

Bhabhi- Thik hai rakhiye....

Ye sunte hi uske chhare par khushi ki lahar doud gayi.
Wo uchalte hue bola.

Kalu- Kaa bat hai aapki...thankuuu..tankuuu..tankuuu..jeee...

Bhabhi- Par yaad rahe, ye bahot risky hai. Aapke mobile me password bhi nahi hai. Toh Rakhe, yaa delete kare, ye jimmedari mai aap par chod rahi hu. Baki mai kuch nahi janati.

Kalu- Aap chinta naa karo. wo mai dekh Lunga.

Kalu itna khushi huaa tha ki usne fir se ek flying kiss de dali.

Bhabhi ne turant idhar udhar dekhte hue usko chup karaya..

Bhabhi- Shuuu....aap Sach me pagal ho.

Usko hamesha ke liye apni ek photo bahaal kar ke ab bhabhi fir se kal wale photos dekhne lagi. Kuch 25 30 photos nikalwaye the unhone kal kuch 10 15 min me. Har photo ko bhabhi ache se zhoom karke dekh rahi thi, jaise kisi chiz ki talash ho.

Bhabhi- Haa...ufff..Acha huaa ki inme se kisi photo me kuch dikh nahi raha.

Kalu- kya? Kya nahi dikh raha?

Bhabhi- kuch nahi..

Bhabhi ne hadbadaate hue apna prashn wapas liya.

Kalu- Achhaa.. zhadiyon me chupa bil?.

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ko shock laga.
"Ufff..harami ko pahale hi pata hai? " bhabhi ke man me yahi baat nikali.

Wo turant sharma gayi aur pakade jaane ki mudra me hadbadaate hue boli..


Bhabhi- Naa...n..n...Nahi..aisa kuch nahi.

Kalu- Are hame pata hai...ha..ha..ha..

Aisa bolkar Kalu ne hath aage kar ke mobile screen par slide karte ek photo doondkar dikha di. Aur ungali rakh ke dikhaane laga.

Ye dekhte hi bhabhi sunn reh gayi. Ghabrahat se wo uss photo me idhar uhar dekhne lagi.

Bhabhi- Kya? Kaha?

Kalu- Haa... ye dekhiye..yaha hai bill.

Ye sunte hi bhabhi uss photo me ghuss gayi aur khudki gand ko zhoom karke dekhne lagi.

Kalu ye dekh haste hue bola.

Kalu- Are bhabhi, yaha nahi... yaha dekhiye..

Aisa karke usne photo ki zoom kum kar di. Iss wajah se poora photo dikha. Fir uss photo ke kone me ek pipe ke sirhaane par ek zhaadu rakha huaa tha. Uss pipe kaa hole bade ache se kaid huaa tha.

Kalu- Ye dekhie...ye zhadu aur ske piche ye bil. Toh ho gaya naa zhadiyon wala bil....

Bhabhi- Achaa yee..ufff...aap bhi naa..

Bhabhi nishint ho gayi.

Kalu- Haa..toh aapko konsi zhadiya lagi?

Bhabhi- Kuch nahi...

Kalu bhabhi ke kaan ke pass aakar dheemi awaj me bola.

Kalu- Humko pata hai. Aapki zhadiya humko pata hai. Lagata hai aap bhool gayi ho ki wo saap uss zhadiyo me touch karke aya tha.

Ye sunte hi wo manjar bhabhi ke ankhon ke samne fir se jinda ho gaya. Yaad aya ki kal uska lund uski zaat ke jungle me utar gaya tha.

Ye yaad aate hi bhabhi ne kaske ankhe band kar li. Uss chehare par ek ajeeb ehsas tha.

Kalu- Waise bhabhi ek baat bataau?

Bhabhi- Haa boliye...

Kalu- Aapke bil ki wo badhi huii zhadiya hame badi pasand aayi. Aapki khubsoorati badha deti hai.

Bhabhi- Jee?

Bhabhi ekdum se teekha najar banaate hue boli.

Kalu- Mai... Mera matlab hai ye bahar aapke angan ki ye zhadiya. Aate wakat Ye zhadiya humko bada acha lagati hai....balki kuch jyada hi pasand aayi hai..

Bhabhi- Achha yeeeee..mere sasural ki......par mere pati ko toh pasand nahi hai naa...

Ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi hasne lagi.

Kalu- Hattt burbakk...langoor kya jaane adrak ka swad. Zhadiya nahi toh langoor chupega kaha?

Bhabhi- Kya kaha? Jara jubaan samhalke.. Wo mere pati hai. Choot de di toh kuch bhi bologe?   Aur akhir ye unka ghar hai. Unhe jaisa pasand wo waise sajaaye..unki marji..aap kon hote ho unhe bataane wale?

Kalu- Haa.haa.. Wo toh dikh hi raha hai..property par naam latak hi raha hai..kuch log bade naseebwale hote hai.

Kalu bhabhi ke gale ka mangalsutr dekhte hue bola..

Bhabhi iss baar bas hasne lagi.

Kalu- Waise bhabhi jee. Ek puchane ke liye utavla hue jaa raha hu...ghussa toh nahi honge?

Bhabhi- Agar bakwas naa hui toh....

Kalu bolna ruk gaya.

Bhabhi- Aree..kya huaa? Chup kyu hue? Matlab bakwas baat thi naa?

Kalu- Hum ye soch rahe the...waise ab khatra toh tal gaya hai. Par agar dekha jaaye toh wo saap aapke bil me lagbagh ghuss hi chuka tha. Toh mai ye janana chahata tha ki, Agar wo saap aapke bil me ghuss jata. Toh aapaka reaction kya hota?

Bhabhi- Jee?

Kalu - Mera matlab hai ki, Toh aap kaise bachte?

Bhabhi- Dekha? Muzhe pata tha ki jaroor koi bakwas hogi...

Kalu- Aur muzhe bhi pata tha iska jawab aap nahi de paogi.

Bhabhi iska jawab dene se pahale lamba sans li.

Bhabhi- Hello excuse me??? Bilkul nahi dungi aisi bakwas kaa.. waise yahi sawal aap wo aapki American auraton se kyu nahi puchte? Wo de dengi jawab.

Kalu bhabhi ka ye point sunkar hass pada.

Kalu- Ahhhaa...wahhh.re wahh..aap bhi kamal ho.. wo chutkula abhi tak aapko hasa raha hai naa...." kaha hai meri saree? Kaha hai meri chaddi" Ha.. ha..ha...

Bhabhi ki chal khudpar palat gayi.

Bhabhi- Ufff...aap bhi naa...aisa kuch nahi...

Kalu- Khair, unka jawab pata hai kaa hota?

Bhabhi- Kya?

Kalu- Blakkkkk..blakkkk..blawww..uwakkk..uwakkkk....blawwww...khwakkkk.....khwakkkk...khuhuu..

Kalu mooh se aisi awaje nikalkar jor se hasne laga.
Bhabhi- What? Ye kya hai? Kuch samjhme nahi aya.

Kalu- Bilkul sahi kaha..kaise samjhega? Unka style alag hota hai. Wo bil tak baat jaane se pahale hi mooh me lekar chaba dalti usko. Bilkul aisi hi awaj aati...hamne video me dekha hai.

Bhabhi bilkul samajh gayi thi.
Uska ye jawab humor bhara bhi tha, aur akal bhara bhi.

Uske iss jawab ke samne bhabhi kaa koi answer nahi tha..

Bhabhi- Chiiiii....aap bhi naa....bahot hi gande ho...

Iss reply ke bina bhabhi ke pass koi shabd nahi the.

Kalu bhabhi ki halat dekh joro se hasne laga.

Fir aage bola.

Kalu- Ab aapki baari...bataayiye aap kaise bachti?

Bhabhi- Muzhe koi jawab nahi dena...chaliye..hatiye...Mai pahale ye baaki ke photos delete Kar deti hu..

Aisa bolkar bhabhi fir se mobile me dekhne lagi.

Kalu- Hunnn..pata tha..sasura firangi auraton ki baat hi kuch alag hoti hai.. seedha hamla..unse toh aur maja ata hoga n..akhari chor takk....!!##

Bhabhi iska answer dena nahi chahati thi. Par ek aurat ke samne dusari aurat ki tareef? Tab toh usko akhaade me utarna hi tha.

Bhabhi ne ek lambi sans bhar li. Aur boli.

Bhabhi- " Achaa jee...aapne thik kaha. Unki baat hi kuch alag hoti hai. Wo toh kachha chaba jaati. Par hum thahare desi bhabhiya. Hamari kya hi pahunch? Unke takkar me hum kaha tik paati? Hum toh praan chod dete itna bada saap dekhkar....Ufff..Aap bachne ki baat kar rahe hai...Kya hi bachati? Hame sikhaya gaya hai ki kuch ladhaai ladhi nahi jaati. Balki bass zhelni padati hai. Ab aisa naag ho toh..... Haayeee dayyaa......Tab toh mai mar hi jaati...wo jungali saap toh mere bill ko faad hi deta. ...haayeee....."

Ufff...

Bhabhi ne ekdum se mahol badal dala tha.
Kuch aisi randipana wali addaye dikhaate hue bhabhi ne atmsamarpan ki baat ki thi ki kalu ke dhaage khul gaye.

Kalu ko bhabhi ki ye baat itni achi lagi ki uske pant me uske lund ne fun faila di wo bil fadne ke liye.

Bhabhi ka ye andaaj dekhkar kaalu ne dil pe hath rakhkar ek haayee ki mudra banayi chehare par.

Kalu- Wahhh..kaa baat kahi hai...Haa...wo toh hai..wo sasura aapka bil jaroor faad deta...ha..ha..ha...fir kya karti ?

Bhabhi- Fir??? Haayee...Ab mai kya karti? Yaha se jo bhi karta wo hi karta. Ab aisa bill mill jaaye, toh wo toh ghusta hi chala jata n. Akhari chor tak.....!!##"

Issbaar toh Pet me koi dard umad aaye, thik waisa mooh banakar Kalu ne hunkar lagayi..


Kalu- Haayee....kaa baat kar di bhabhi jee...pura nasha...pura mahol bana diya..Haa, wo toh pakka poora andar tak ghus jata...Fir kaise bachati?

Bhabhi- Haa naa..Ab mai khudse toh bach nahi paati. Ummid hai aap bachaane aate..

Kalu- Hum?

Bhabhi- Haa..jab wo andar ghusta chala jaaye, toh aap use pakadkar fir se bahar khich lijiye. Wo andar jaayegaa, aap bahar khinch lena.
Ufff...
Andar...###...Bahar...
Andar ...### Bahar....
Ufff...
Haayeee...lagata hai wo bhi bada jiddi hai. Itni jaldi haar nahi manta. Poore josh se andar ghusta. Par aap bhi thakiye gaa nahi.. pori takad se bahar khinchna..ye andar - bahar toh mai kitna bhi seh lungi.... par chaahe kuch bhi ho jaaye, kalu jee....par usko andar jahar ugalne nahi dena. Warna mai toh kahi ki naa reh jaaungi..mar hi jaungi.

Kalu- AHHHHHHaaaaaa...Wahhh.... Kya ghapaaghapp hoga naa?

Bhabhi- Ishhhhh. Par haa naa kalu jee.

Kalu-  Par bhabhi, Ye aap dono ki ladhaai.  Itna andar-bahar kar ke meri thakan ho jayegi. Isme aapki madad kar ke muzhe kya milega?

Bhabhi- Aree.. Mai aapko fir doodh pillaungi. Instant takad. Mere pass toh puri dairy hai.

Kalu- Wahhh.. tab toh sahi hai.. itni mehanat karke...

Bhabhi- Haa..toh...aapko kya laga? Mai aise hi jaane dungi aapko? Mai wade ki pakki hu. Inam toh milna hi chahiye naa. Itani mehanat kaa?

Kalu- Par bhabhi, samajho mai waha doodh pine me busy ho gaya, aur ye mouka dekh agar wo piche ke bil me ghuss gaya...toh? Suna hai pass me hi dusara ek bil bhi hai aapka?

Bhabhj- Ufff..haayee..wo jalim....ufff..par ab ghuss hi gaya hai toh, Mera ye doodh pikar jaldi takad paao, aur waha bhi meri turant madad karo.


Kalu-  Andar - bahar...Andar - Bahar...

Bhabhi- Haa..andar- bahar, andar- bahar....

Bhabhi itna kehkar hasne lagi.

Kalu- Par, bhabhi yaha usko rokne ki kya jaroorat? Suna hai piche ka jahar poore sharir bhar nahi failta. Kum se kum jaan jaane ka toh khatra nahi hai. Toh zahar dalne do usko.

Bhabhi- Aap baat ko samjhe nahi. Muzhe waha jahar ki padi nahi hai. Balki yaha andar bahar karne se meri dikkat hai. Wo kaa hai ki, piche wala darwaja bada tang hai. Uske aane jaane se dikkat hai.

Kalu bhabhi ka ye jawab sunkar unmaad se fool gaya. Man me uske bass ek hi khayaal aya ki kab wo bhabhi ki gaand marega....

Kalu- Haaayeeee...kitna tang hai? Aur kaahe tang hai? Aapke pati piche kabhi jaate nahi kaa?

Kalu laar tapkaate puchne laga.
Unki ye double meaning wli baate ab single meaning wali lagane lagi thi.

Bhabhi- Mere pati kaha kaha jaate hai, ye mai batana jaroori nahi samazhati. Bass aap itna jaan lo, ki tang hai matlab tang hai.

Bhabhi ne fir se apne nakhare dikhaate hue bhaav khaya.

Kalu- Tab toh aur maja aayega.

Bhabhi- Kya? Kya kaha?

Kalu- kuch..nahi..kuch nahi..hum keh rahe the, ki tab toh badi pareshani hai. Ek toh ye itna bada kala naag...

Bhabhi- Pareshaani?
Itna bolkar bhabhi uske kaan ke pass jakar ekdum nashili awaj me hapne lagi.

Bhabhi- "Ahhhhhh...ufffgfff..oyeeeee..ummmhhh..ha..ha..ha..huiihuoohuiiii....oyeeeemaaaa..aunch..kalu jee...bachaayee...ufff...mat..rukiye...plizzxxx...ohhhh...haayee mai toh mar gayi...ufff...gayi..ufffmeri toh fat gayi..ahhhh"

Kalu ye sunkar bass behosh hona baaki tha.

Kalu ko toh bilkul fill huaa ki saap bhabhi ke bill me ghuss gaya hai..

Bhabhi- Kalu jee..sunaa? Kuch aisi tadap bhari awaj niklti mere uss bill se. Meri toh jaan nikal jaati, aur aap pareshani ki kya le baithe ho? samjhe? Aapko nhi pata kitna dard hota? Kyunki aapki wo firangi toh.....
Ufff...

Aisa bolkar bhabhi ne apne jajbaat thode kaabu kar liye.

Pet me pahale se bhi jyada dard badhane ka mukhavta karte kaalu bola...

Kalu- Areee chodo unn firangiyon ko...maan gaya jiii...jo desi khaane me maja hai wo firangi khaane me kaha? Haayee.. bhabhi? Ye kya kar diya aapne. Aapne ye awaj nikalkar lagta hai uss saap ko fir se jaga liya.. ab bhugato.

Bhabhi- Haayeee...Mai toh mar gayi...
Shayad ise hi kahate hai " saap ko doodh pilana".
tab toh yaha se bhaag jana hi thik hai.

Kalu- Nahi nahi.. Mai bich me hu naa..aapki poori madat karke bachaaunga.

Bhabhi- Pakka naa? Wo andar bahar kaa yaad hai naa?

Kalu- Haa..haa..yaad hai

Haste hue kalu ne jawab diya.


Ab itna double meaning baate ho hi chuki thi. Issbaar kalu ne baato ki aad me seedha seedha hi pooch liya.

Kalu- Par bhabhi mai kya bol raha tha.. Agar piche nahi le sakti toh aage ek dafa le hi lo naa.. dekho kitna dar dar bhatak raha hai bina bil ke? Ek saap ko bill ke bina bahot kathinaai zhelni padati hai. Jaise aapke pass rahane ke liye ghar hi nahi ho. Ek dafa man ka badhappan dikhaate hue use ghar me ghusne do naa? Kabse bichara tadap raha hai.

Bhabhi- Nahi nahi kalu jee. Aapka mashwara aapke pass rakhe. Mai itni bhi achi nahi hu. So Man ke badhappan ki baat naa kare... No.

Kalu- Are bhahhi jee..dekhe toh kaisan bina ghar tadap raha hai? Duaa milegi. Aur ek hi baar toh paani peelana hai?

Bhahhi- Jee...nahi...dhanywad.

Kalu- Are aisa kaa karat hai? Humka pata hai ye aap kar sakti hai. Aap utni achi hai. Ek dafa dariyadili dikhaaye toh?


Bhabhi- Nahi..nahi..Maine No kaha hai naa?

Kalu- Aree par kaahe?

Bhabhi- Kaahe matlab? Meri marji...

Aur aapko itna hi fikar ho raha hai uski toh aap hi le lijiye naa. Suna hai aapke pass bhi ek bill hai.
"Jiska saap, uska bill"
Itna kehkar bhabhi joro se hasne lagi.

Kalu- Areee nahi...rahane dijiye..bhabhi jee sasura kaa baat kar daali? Lene ke dene pad jayenge sasura? Sala kudarat kaa niyam hi badal dala aapne. Aapki ye baat ne muzhe bhi saap se dar lagane laga hai..


Ye sunkar bhabhi toh khilkhilaakar hasne lagi.

Ab uske sath sath Kalu bhi hasne laga.


Bhabhi- Chaliye bahot baate ho gayi. Ab bilkul chup.

Kalu- Par...

Bhabhi- Bilkul chup means bilkul chup. Mai ab iss topic pe koi baat nahi karna chahati. Times up. Wakt khatam huaa Kalu jee..

Aisa bolkar bhabhi doodh ka katora andar le gayi aur apna doodh bahar le aayi.

Kalu- "Lilly ka Taza"..ki Jay ho...

Bhabhi- Shuuu...maar khaoge...Jara dheeme...koi sun le toh?

Kalu- Ahhhaa...hamar amrut...iski kaa baat hai? Iski toh alag demand hai market me. Bhabhi wo masterji toh pagal ho gaye hai ise chakh ke.

Bhabhi- Are haa..kaise hai wo? Mera matlab dairy ke 1st customer happy toh hai naa?

Kalu- Happi???? Kaha naa pagal ho gaye hai. Keh rahe the jawan ho rahe hai aapka doodh pikar....
Sasura subah subah hamra hi itnzaar karte baithate hai. Bolte hai 2 baar lekar aao..subah- Shyam ko.

Bhabhi hasne lagi.
Bhabhi- Toh unko yaad dilaaye, ki mai ek aurat hu. Bhains nahi.

Kalu- Nahi, nahi..Maine bola,  'use uske ghaewalon ka bhi pet bharna hota hai..uska pati, uska sasur, uska devar..ek aap hi nahi. Bichaari kiss kiss ka pet bharegi?
" Ek anaar, 100 bimaar" yaha. Aur itna kar ke bhi uska majdoor toh bhooka hi reh jata hai.

Uska ye jawab sunkar bhabhi hasne lagi.

Bhabhi- hunnn..aap bhi naa.. Rahi baat majdoor ko to usko uska mehentana milta hai...aur rahi baat Malik ki toh, Daru ka thekedaar daaru bechata hai, peeta nahi. Ye dhande kaa rule hai..hamesha yaad rakhna...

Waise unko apani dairy kaa naam pasand aya ki nahi?

Kalu- Pasand? Wo toh bhouchakka reh gaya hai.
Hamse kahat hai- "Kalu, yakin hi nahi ho raha ki kisi aurat ka doodh hamare mohalle me bik raha hai. Aur uska laabh uthane wala hum nassebwan hai. Achaa huaa tu mere pass lekar aya. Aur doodh toh doodh hai. Kya swadisht aur kya sehatmand. ye doodh kuch bhaari bha raha hai mere sharir ko. Kuch aisa hi dhoond raha tha mai. Dekh, thoda tandroost dikh raha hu naa?"

Mai bhi Haa me Haa milakar aya unko.

Bhabhi apne doodh ki tareef sunkar khudpar naaz karte hue muskura gayi.

Bhabhi- Chale, ab nikle...muzhe bahot kaam pade hai.

Kalu fir doodh lekar uth gaya.

Kalu- Chale, khyal rakhiye aapaka. Koi saap aaye toh bula lena madad ke liye.
Ha..ha..ha..

Bhabhi- maarrr khaoge....

Dono hasne lage.
Kalu nikla.

Kalu- Aur ummid hai wo aapki nanad naa mile raste par...warna samjhiye mere hatho murder hi ho gaya....

Dono fir se hasne lage...

Bhabhi uski baat par haste hue anhe bharte andar chali jaa rahi thi...

Yaha kalu bhi ab nikalne ki tayaari karne laga.

Tabhi...

Tabhi....

Bhabhi- Jara sune? Idhar aayiye.

Usne poori satarkta se idhar udhar ghar me chaan mara tha, aur fir jaake kalu ko awaj lagaayi thi. 

Idhar sunte hi Kalu ke kaan khade ho gaye. Jaise uske kaan kuch yahi sunane ko taras rahe the. Usne apna saman turant wapas rakha aur mood gaya.

Kalu- Jee, kahiye..koi saap dekh liya kya?

Bhabhi- Stop it.. majak bahot huaa.
Wo darsal ek madad chahiye thi...



Kalu- Are sasura, hajeer hai...goni uthani? Lakadiya nikalni? Ki nal durust karna? Kuch bhi ho, kaisa bhi ho. Hum hajeer hai jee.

Kalu ne ye jimmedari kuch iss kadar le daali, ki ab mana karne par bhi wo jaise bhabhi ki madad kar ke hi manega.

To be continued...

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Bhabhi- Jara sune? Idhar aayiye.

Usne poori satarkta se idhar udhar ghar me chaan mara tha, aur fir jaake kalu ko awaj lagaayi thi.  

Idhar sunte hi Kalu ke kaan khade ho gaye. Jaise uske kaan kuch yahi sunane ko taras rahe the. Usne apna saman turant wapas rakha aur mood gaya.

Kalu- Jee, kahiye..koi saap dekh liya kya?

Bhabhi- Stop it.. majak bahot huaa.
Wo darsal ek madad chahiye thi...



Kalu- Are sasura, hajeer hai...goni uthani? Lakadiya nikalni? Ki nal durust karna? Kuch bhi ho, kaisa bhi ho. Hum hajeer hai jee.

Kalu ne ye jimmedari kuch iss kadar le daali, ki ab mana karne par bhi wo jaise bhabhi ki madad kar ke hi manega.


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Part 4 -



Bhabhi- Thank you kaalu jee. Aap hamesha madad ke liye hajeer ho jaate hai. 
Koi lakadiya - wakdiya nahi utaarni aaj. bass thoda najook kaam hai. Wo baat ye hai ki freez me dahi jamaane rakha tha. Par galti se freezer me steel ke patele me rakh diya. Ab uske aaju baaju barf ki itni badi part jama ho gayi ki..wo patela bhi jamkar ekdum fit baith gaya hai. Maine try kiya par hila bhi nahi paayi. Uff..ab hum tahare desi najook kalaayiya...aapke jaisi firangi takad kaha? Aur ab itni si baat ke liye upar jaakar pati, yaa fir devar ko kyu uthalu? Aap hi hato hath nikaal dijiye.....


Kalu- Are bhabhi jee..kaa baat kar rahe hai? Thank ku bol kar hamka lajjit kar diya aapne. Hum sasurkanaati itna bhi naa kar sakat hai aapke liye? Humra bass chalta toh hum toh paida hi hote iss ke liye. Yaad rahe, jabtak ye kalu hai, tabtak koi tension lene ki jaroorat nahi hai. Koi kaam nahi karenge aap. Sab me hath bataayenge hum. Aur Bilkul ekdum sahi socha aapne. Itni si baat ke liye sasur walon ko kaahe pareshaan karna? Hum hai naa.. abhi nikal deta hu. Chaliye....

Jab jab usne bhabhi kaa koi kaam kiya hai, use jannat mili hai. Toh bhabhi ke kitchen me aane ke mouke par wo itna khush tha ki kya bataaye???? Uska bass nachna baaki tha.
Haa, halaki aaj risk jyada thi. Kyunki uska pati aur sasuralwale ghar me hi the. Kal ki taraf khule aam mouka nahi tha uske pass. Darsal aaj kalu ko pata chal raha tha, ki kal uske pass kitna bada mouka tha. Isi pachatawe me usne 4 ghode laga diye bhabhi ki nanad ko. 

Wo bhabhi ki nanad ko gaaliyaa dete dete bhabhi ke piche piche kitchen me chala gaya.




Kitchen ki ek side me wo freez tha. 

Bhabhi ne freez kholkar dikhaya.

Upar freezer ki cabin me wo patela wakai me barf me doodb gaya tha. Ye wahi double door free tha. Freez ke sath bhabhi kaa uss din kaa exhibitionist khilwad aap sabko toh yaad hi hoga....

Khair,

Kalu ne hath dalkar takad lagaayi.

Par wo patela toh heela bhi nahi paya.

Kalu- hunnn..hukkk..happp...zhappp...
Areee sasura....ye toh sach me dhass gaya hai..

Ab kalu ne thodi mardaani takad lagana shuru kiya...par ab bhi wo hila bhi nahi...

Kalu- Kaa baat hai sasura...


Kalu ne dusare angle se prayas se dekhaya, par wo toh tas-se- mas bhi nahi huaa.

Waise, ye kalu ki asali takad nahi thi...aur wo poori takad lagaaega bhi kyu? Wajah aap sabko pata hai. 
Obviously wo waha jyada se jyada time bitaana chahata tha. Jabtak ki bhabhi kahe..use ek baat pata thi, ki baaki bhabhi handle kar legi agar waisi koi noubat aa tapake toh darmiya. Toh jabtak babhi usko dhakke maar ke bahar nahi nikalne wali thi, wo wahi kitchen me ruknewala tha.

Agale hi pal wo bola.

Kalu- Bhabhi, ye toh poora dhas gaya hai. Lagata hai aapko bhi thoda hath batana padega. Pakadiye toh uss taraf se jara...dekhte hai sasura kiss daldal me jakar fassa hai?

Aisa bolkar kalu ne bhabhi ke liye bhi jagah bana di.
Ab bhabhi waha aage aayi aur wo bhi ek taraf se khichne lagi.

Par koi fayda nahi.

Kalu- Ek kaam kariye...yaha iss taraf se dono ko eksath khinchna padega. Aap aise aage aao.
Itna bolkar kalu ne bhabhi ko issbaar khudke age jagah banaayi.

Bhabhi ko waha jana hi pada.

Uss khule freez me ab bhabhi aage khadi thi, aur uske dono taraf baahe dalkar kalu bhabhi ke piche khada ho gaya.

Ab wo dono khinchne lage....

Bhabhi- Aree..ache se khinchiye naa jara...

Ufff..
Ab kya?
Maano kalu ko khuli permission mil gayi.

Wo turant piche se bhabhi ke badan se chipak gaya. Aur issbaar apne hath bhabhi ke hathon ke upar se le liye.
Maano jaise bhabhi ko bahome bhar liya ho.

Ufff..
Kamal najara tha.
Bhabhi ne bhi koi roktok nahi dikhaayi.
Ab itna toh hoga ye bhabhi ko madad ke liye pookarne se pahale se maloom tha.

Kya pata shayad apni chanchal bhabhi ne isi maje ke liye usko bulaya ho? 
Par jiss prakar se uske samne aakar uski bahome khadi ho gayi thi,ye dekh kar maja aa gaya.

To be continued.....

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Part 5





Ab bhabhi lagbagh kalu ke bahome thi.

Ab jaise hi jor lagaane ke liye kalu ne zhtka lagaya...Bhabhi ka pichwada uske badan se takara gaya.

Ufff..
Issbar takraate hi bhabhi ki ankhe yu badi ho gayi aur uske mooh se aah..... nikal gayi..

Kyunki bhabhi ne apne chutadon par haddi jaisi majboot chuban mehsoos ki thi.

Haa..
Haa..
Issbaar seedha uska lund bhabhi ko touch kar gaya tha.

Bhabhi ek ajeeb si feeling se bhar gayi. Uski sanse fool gayi aur ek alag hi romanch uski naso naso me doud gaya. Par turant hi aurat jaat ke lajaa ke khatri usne apne badan ko sikud liya aur uss touch se door hatane ke liye asge hona chaha.

Par koi fayda nahi tha. 
kyunki aage toh freez tha.

Ye baat Kalu bhali bhaati janata tha. Toh usne aur kass ke bhabhi ko pakad liya.

Bhabhi toh kal se bhi bikat position me uske changul me fas gayi.

Bhabhi jitna aage hui thi, kalu ne turant apne lund ko aage badhakar fir se bhabhi ki gand par lagaaya. Issbaar toh wo achaa khasa touch tha. Iss touch se toh bhabhi uchal hi padi.

Bhabhi- Aahhhh...uffff..Kitna dhas gaya hai..nikal hi nahi raha..

Apne jism ko sikudati keh padi.

Kalu- Haa..naa..dekhiye toh jara...




Ab harami Kalu ne khichna kabka band kar diya tha. Wo bass nammaatr hath rakhkar bhabhi ko baahome liye khada tha. 

Bhabhi- Are thoda bal juutaaye..khinche jara..

Toh kalu ne jor ka dhakka diya.
Iss wajah se ab kalu ka lund bhabhi ke dono chutad ke beech hi dhas gaya.

Bhabhi- Aunchhh....

Kalu- Itni takad bass bhabhi jee??


Iske baad bhabhi ne kabhi bhi usko takad lagaane ko nahi bola.

Kya nazara tha.
Sasuraal ka kitchen.
Uska pati upar bedroom me.
Aur yaha khule freez me bhabhi kalu ke bahome khadi thi aur wo bhi uska lund chutad ki darar par lagakar. 
Wahhh..kya nazara hai.


Kalu- Bhabhi, ek kaam kijiye. Aap aage khadi hai. Thoda hath patele ke piche ghusakar khichne ki koshish kijiye...

Toh bhabhi apana hath dalkar Patele ke piche ko side pahunch gayi.

Par iss wajah se bhabhi ke hath tan gaye aur jyada upar uth gaye. Yahi mouka dekh kalu ne apne hath thoda neeche kar liye.
Hath ko stretch karne se Bhabhi ki bagale uthi hui thi. Toh ab Iss wajah se kalu ke hath neeche aate hi bhabhi ke mansal boobs ka baharri hissa Kalu ke haton ki koni se aa lag gaya.
Kalu bhi bada harami tha.
Mouka dekhte hi turant apni Koniya sikud li....

Haayee..
Ab toh uski Koniya bhabhi ki boobs me dhas gayi.

Harami koniyon se hi masalne laga.
Bhabhi uske koniyon se bachne ke liye jarasi bhi bend hoti, toh piche se use uska lund lag jata.

Uske in touch se pareshaan bhabhi apni ankhe ghussel kar ke piche dekhti. Par use kuch bol nahi paayi.

Bhabhi ne patele ke piche hath dalkar khincha, par uska bhi koi fayda nahi tha. Kyunki wo patela wakahi me freez ho rakha tha.


Bhabhi- chu..chu..chu...ye toh nikal hi nahi raha!

Kalu- Haa....Bhabhi..itna dhus ke baitha hai ki...sasura nikal ne ka naam hi nahi le raha.

Bhabhi- Ummmhhh..Haayee...jaldi nikaalne ki kuch tarkeeb sochiye naa kalu jii.... Yaha mere hath thande pad rahe. Khinchataani se nahi nikalnewala lagata hai.

Kalu- ek tarkeeb hai....lekin wo aapke upar hai.

Bhabhi- Aree? Toh fir bolo...

Kalu- Iske aajubaaju ke barf par kuch garam dalna padega. Tabhi dekhna yu pighalkar chut jaayega bartan.

Bhabhi- Garm? Paani garm karna padega kya?

Kalu- Are nahi..utna wo sab kon karta baithega? Ab koi garam chizz pahale se hai aapke pass toh alag se paani kahe garam karne kaa kasht uthana?
Aap ek kaam kar lo, apna garam doodh chidkaa do waha. Kaam ban jaayega.

Bhabhi- What???

Bhabhi ne ghusse se use dekha.

Kalu- Aree Haa.. sabse faadu aur asardaar tareeka bataya hai aapko...

Bhabhi - Shuuu..ekdum shut up...maar khaoge...aap bhi naa..

Bhabhi wahi apani sharm se aitraaz jataya.

Kalu- Are majak nahi, sach keh raha hu. Dekh lijiye kaisa chut jata hai. 

Bhabhi- Chup rahiye..iss se achaa mai paani garam karke laati hu. Koi kasht nahi lagenge..

Kalu- Are utna time nahi hai hamre pass. Humka dusare ghar doodh daalne niklna hai. Idhar aayiye mai dikhata hu. 

Aisa bolkar kalu ne seedha bhabhi ke blouse par hath dala.

Bhabhi ke hath uthe hue hi the. Toh pal zhapakte hi uske mumme kalu ke hato me chale gaye. 

Aur bhabhi ko kuch pata chalta iss se pahale uski blouse ka niche se ek button khul bhi gaya tha.

Bhabhi- Stop.....ye kya kar rahe hai aap? Pagal ho gaye hai kya?

Tilmilakar bhabhi ne usko rokna chaha.

Kalu- Are ..poora nahi nikalenge...bass ek dhaar ki jaroorat hai. Ek pichkaari padane do, bass fir dekhiye kamal....

Aisa bolte hue usne neeche wala aur ek button khol diya.

Beshak usne bhabhi ko apni baaho me kas ke pakad liya tha, aur bhabhi ke bhagne ke saare raste pahale hi band kar rakhe the.

Bhabhi ne turant uske hathon ko pakad liya aur blouse se door karne ke liye pryass karne lagi.

Par uski takad ke samne bhabhi ki kuch naa chali. 
Toh ab ghusse se bhabhi ne uski hathon par niche se upar ki taraf jor se ek zhatka diya.

"Trrrrrr....tuk....tuk...."

Ufff...

Kuch aisi awaj aayi.

Uss awaj se bhabhi ne turant niche dekha toh wo sharmsaar reh gayi.

Wahhhhh....

Bichaari...
Chudane gayi thi. Fadwa ke baithi.


Bhabhi ke itna jor se zhatka dene se uske hath toh usne chooda liya, parantu hath ke sath uske blouse ke bache dono buttons toh toot kar hi farsh par gir pade. 

Ufff...

Halakhi ye chalakhi Kalu ki hi thi. Use pata tha bhabhi kya virodh kar sakti hai. Isliye usne jald se apne hath dheele chod diye the. Ab Bhabhi ke zhatka dene se wo zhatka dugani force se aya, aur isi hadbadaahat me kalu ne hi bhabhi ke blouse ke buttons tod diye the. Par ilzam khud bhabhi par aa gaya.

Khair,
Ufff..
Ghar ke Sabhi darwaje khule hue hi the. Aur bhabhi buttons tudwakar kitchen ke freez me paraye mard ki bahome thi.

Buttons tootane se wo jabardast dar gayi.

Ab auraton ki natural reaction ki adat ke chalte unn buttons ke toot ke gir jaate hi unn buttons ko doondane ke liye bhabhi turant niche zhuki. Iss baar piche se kalu ka lund tayaar hi tha. Wo zhuki bhabhi ki seedha darar me hi ghuss gaya.

Bhabhi aunch karte hue turant uthkar khadi ho gayi. 

Ab idhar bhabhi ke hath pahale se tayaar the. Ab khadi jo jaa hi uske mumme seedha kalu ke hath me chale gaye.

Ufff..
Haayee..Kya jalim wakt tha?

Karti toh kya karti?

Kalu ne iss dafa koi zhizhak naa dikhate hue turant blouse ke andar hath dalkar seedha dono mumme pakad liye.

Iss wajah se bhabhi ghusse se lalbabula ho gayi.

Toh kalu ne bhabhi ko samjhate hue kaha.

Kalu- Shu..shu..shuu...shant ho jaayeiye.. dekhiye...Akadpan se aapne khudke buttons tudwa liye. Ab jara shant ho jaayiye. Koi nahi hai ass pass, toh itna dariye mat. Ab khul hi gaye hai toh do dhara usspar chidka hi dete hai. 0 minute me hamara dono kaa kaam ho jayega. Fir chali jayiye.

Bhabhi- Stop it...chodo muzhe.

Bhabhi ghusse se lal chilla padi.

Issbaar wala ye uska ghussa kuch jyada hi lal tha.
Itna ghussa dekh kalu ne turant bhabhi ke mumme chod diye. Chod diye kya? uske toh hath kamp gaye.

Uski baahe dheeli padi, toh bhabhi uski bagal se nikal gayi. 
Uske shikanje se nikalkar bhabhi ne ek lambi sans bhar li. Fir open blouse ke sath hi sabse pahale bhaagkar wo kitchen ke darwaje tak chali gayi. Waha sans rokkar bahar najar ghuma li. Ab ache se bahar ka sab jayja lene lagi. Har taraf dekhne ke baad confirm kiya ki sabkuch thik hai.
Khass karke apne bedroom ke darwaje ko jyada dekh kar confirm kara li.

Ab, wo fir se wapas mood gayi, aur ek lambi sans bharkar kitchen me wapas aayi.

Kalu dekhta reh gaya, kyunki bhagkar jaane wali ghussel bhabhi alag thi, aur ab ye chanchal adaawo wali aanewali bhabhi alag thi.

Ufff...
Apni lilly bhi naa..

Ek ajeeb saa madak chehara banakar wo seedha freez tak aakar khadi ho gayi.

 Fir jaise bagal se nikal gayi thi, waise hi zhuk kar fir se uske shikanje me khud hi aakar wapas pahale jaise khadi ho gayi.

Ufff...
Kalu ye dekhkar uss freez me khud freez ho gaya.

Ab Kalu ke dono hath upar freez par the. Toh ab bhabhi khud uske hath pakadkar neeche le gayi, aur seedha apne mummon par rakhwa diye..
Ufff...
Bilkul pahale jaise.....

Kya bawal aurat thi????
Ufff...

Ye andaaj dekhkar Kalu kaa toh freez me paseena aa gaya.

Finally apne dono mumme uske hatho me thamakar bhabhi boli- 

Bhabhi- "jaldi kijiye ab"

Uski aisi ada dekh kar koi bhi mard unmaad se Joshita ho jata.
Kalu kaa bhi kuch wahi haal huaa. Uske badan me mardaani sansani doud gayi. Khushi se pagal hote hue usne turant wo garam mumme panje me lekar pichka diye. 

Wo itna mardana pichkana tha ki bhabhi ki chinkh nikal gyi.

Bhabhi- aunchhhhhhh.....

Tabhi, Bhabhi ke baby-bottle wali size ke gulabi nipples kalu ne kass ke khinchana shuru kiya.

Bhabhi- - Aunchhh..ummhhh..aahhh..dhime naa...


Freez ki thandi hawa ke samne chal raha unka ye romance aisa lag raha tha, jaise nayi nayi shadi karke ek joda honeymoon ke liye barfile Simla aya hai, aur unki suhagraat chal rahi hai.

Par bhabhi ye achhi tarah se janati thi, ki unka ye romance bada hi risky tha. Toh ab khud bhabhi ne uske hath par apne hath rakhte hue khudki hi chuchiyaa double pressure se dabaane lagi. taaki jaldi doodh nikal jaaye.

Ufff..
Bhabhi ko double dard kaa samana karna pada, par usko uski mehanat kaa fal mila.

Kuch hi pal ki mehanat me ek garam safed dhaar nikal gayi. 
Chuiiiiiiiiiiiiii.......
Wo dhaar freezer ke cabin se jakar takraa gayi.

Bhabhi- Ummmm..aahhhh..ufff..ab jaldi nikaliye...

Ab kalu ne bhabhi ki chuchiya ache se pakad li, aur unko jor se pichkaate hue ache se dhaar nikaalne laga.

Pahali kuch dhara cabin se takrakar yaha waha gayi.

Bhabhi- Ummmmm..aahhhh...aree ache se nishana lagayiye naa...kyu waste kar rahe hai???

Toh ab kalu ne ache se pakadkar ache se nishana lagaya.

Ufff..
Issbaar wali dhaar freezer me rakhe patele par jakar gir gyi.
 
Jab wo tez dhaar patele par padi toh "charrrrrrrrtttannnnnnntannn" sa awaj gunj utha.
Jaise thande barf par garam lava dala ho.

Wo dono waha jo bhi kar rahe the, aur uss patele par usaki dhaar ki nikali wo awaj sunkar bhabhi ko hasna aya.

Wo apni hasi rokne ke liye danton tale hont chabane lagi, par andar ki shararati Lilly chupa naa saki.
Wo ekdum se hass padi.

Bhabhi- ufffff..ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..#####

Ye hasi dekh kar kalu bhi hass pada..

Kalu- Haa..ha..ha..ha..sasura..churrrrrrr...#####₹₹₹

Wo dono hasne lage..
Ha..ha..ha..hun..hum..ha..ha..###%%&&@@@

Ab toh unmaad me kalu bhabhi ki chuchiyaa pakadkar ache se pichkaane laga.

Bhabhi ki boobs ka Karishma itna shandaar tha ki, uski nikalne wali har ek dhaara badi aram se freezer ke patele tak pahunch rahi thi. Uski har dhara itni lambi aur awaj aanelayak tej thi.

Wo itni lambi shandaar aur jaandaar safed dhara dekhkar kalu itna achambit tha ki wo sochne laga ki, agar wo bhabhi ko ghumaayega aur pichkaayega, toh kamare ke ek kone se dusare kone tak aram se pahunch jaayegi iski dhaara.

Itne shandaar mumme the hi bhabhi ke.


Kuch hi pal me uss Antarctica barf par doodh ki safed nadi bahkar freezer cabin se bahar tapakne lagi.

Bhabhi- Ummm...uffff....Are stop..pura freez bhar doge kya?
Ke, tabhi ...
Wo tapakati boonde dekh kar kalu ne bhabhi ko bina jawab diye aage chalang laga di, aur wo tapakti boonde mooh me pakad li.
Unn do boondo ko sabut nigalkar ab toh usne bhabhi ko chod diya aur freezer cabin me ghuss gaya.
Waha ke barfile pradesh me safed baad aayi hui thi. Wo kisi bhi pal bharkar niche jharne ki tarah girne wali thi.
Kalu ne turant apni jeeb itni bahar nikalkar kisi billi ki tarah unn safed nadiyon ko chat kar dala.

Ye dekh bhabhi alag hi romachit ho gayi. Wo bass hasne lagi thi.

Bhabhi- Issshhh...aap bhi naa...

Kalu- Are fikar naa karo, ek boond bhi west naa jaane denge. Ur waise bhi aapne hi kaha hai, ki doodh pine se takad badh jaati hai.

Bhabhi uski baat par jawab diya.

Bhabhi- Haa..ha.. ummid karti hu ki patela nikalne ke kaam aaye.

Kalu- Haa...par bhabhi ab takad lagaane ki koi jaroorat hi nahi hai..dekh lijiyega..ki kaisan apne aap daldal se bahar aa jata hai aapka patela..usko aapka garma garam doodh ka chadhava mil gaya hai..bass thodi der...aur ab ye takad kisi aur kaam me lagaani hai toh bolo....ha..ha..ha..


Aisa bolte bolte kalu bachaa huaa doodh chaatne laga.

Kalu- hummmmm......kaa swad hai iska...umhhhhj....

Tabhi ek boond gir rahi thi. Toh usko lene ke liye kalu ne mooh khola aur uske niche mooh kholkar intzaar karne laga.

 
Bhabhi apne doodh ki kadar dekh kalu se badi khush ho gayi thi.

Pata nahi kya huaa?
Par ekdum se usne khud apne ek mumme ko pakad liya. Aur fir uss mumme ko kalu ke khule mooh ki oor pichkadiya.

Uffff....

Surrrrrrrrr...
Suiii...karti awaj se ek jabardast badi dhaar bhabhi ke mumme se nikali. Aur kaalu ke mooh me chali gayi.
 
Uss dhaar me itni khushi thi, itna pyaar tha, itni excitement thi ki kalu kaa mooh hi bhar gaya. 

Uss bhare mooh me akhir wo tapakne wali boond gir padi.

Tapakkkkkkk....

Uffff...

Kya slow motion wala scene tha.

Udhar kalu hairaan hokar mooh foolakar doodh sametne me laga tha, toh yaha apne kiye par bhabhi sharm se mooh chupa baithi thi.

Tabhi,

Ghatak... ghatak&&&&&&ghatakkkk...ghatakkkk...
Usne poora moohbhar doodh ghatak liya.

Poora doodh ghatak kar ab wo bhabhi ko dekhne laga.
Yaha bhabhi sharm se churr churr usase najare bachaati reh gayi.


To be continued...

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Part 6 


Apni sanskari bhabhi kaa Ye andaaj dekhkar Kalu toh jannat ki sair kar aya.


Kalu ke chehare ke expressions dekh bhabhi thoda hass gayi aur lajjit bhi ho gayi.

Kalu- Muhhhhh..aaaahhhhhh...ise kahate hai asali bhabhi!! Lagata hai ab jakar andar ki Lilly bahar aayi hai. Ab ayega asali maja. 

Bhabhi- Haa, haa, haa.. baate chodiye, aur takad lagakar patela nikal dijiye jaldi. Bahot der ho rahi hai.


Waise,
Aap soch rahe honge ki, bhabhi ne khud hokar ab toh doodh bhi pila diya, upar se aise hasne bhi lagi thi, aur toh aur,  aise awataar me uske poori kabje me bhi thi, fir bhi Kalu hamla kyu nahi kar raha? Kaahe control karte baitha hai?
Toh bataaye ki, Ye khayal Kalu ko bhi aya tha,  aur wo bhi kum se kum 1000 baar.
Par yaad dila de ki wo open kitchen me the. Toh kalu ko pata tha agar chance bhi mila usko toh, kuch pal kaa hi hoga. Toh itne ke liye wo khud hokar koi badi risk nahi lena chahata tha. Upar se bhabhi ka ye character wala khel bhi tha. Usne sakt warning de rakhi hai ki, Agar character loose kar doge, aur wo harkat usko pasand naa aayi, yaa fir jabardasti lagi, Toh uska toh patta hi kat jayega kal se. Aur fir saare darwaje band. 

Toh wo sayyam se hi kaam lenewala tha.
Waise dekha jaaye toh use sabkuch dheere dheere milta hi toh jaa raha tha?

Ab toh use bass 1 bade mouke ki talash thi. Kal ke jaisa. Jaha uska pati ghar nahi ho. Tabtak wo aisi hi dheeme dheeme aage badhega, jitna bhabhi allow kar rahi thi. sayyam se khelega. 

Wo bhi shatir bhediya tha. Mouka milne tak wo bhabhi ko extreme level tak le jana chahata tha, jaha wo khud chodne ke liye uske samne bheek mangana shuru kar de. Tab aayega asali maja.


 Aage badhate hai,

Ab Kalu ne aage badhkar fir se wo patela hilaane ki koshish ki. Off course bass dikhawa kiya. Takad toh wo kabse nahi laga raha tha.

Kalu- Lagata hai aur thodi takad chahiye. 1 ghunt kaafi nahi shayad.

Itna bolkar wo mishkil hasne laga.

Bhabhi- Takad nahi maar khaoge ab aur? Aap bilkul chup rahe. Ab kuch nahi milega.

Kalu hasne laga. yaha Bhabhi bhi mishkil hasi.

Tabhi, 
Kalu kuch sochkar ruk gaya. Maano usne aur koi tarkeeb soch li hai.

Wo turant utha aur bhabhi ki tarah hi darwaje tak bhaag kar gaya. Aur waha jaakar dekhne laga.
Usne bahar bahar nazare dalkar ass pass ka jayega le liya.
Fir bhagate hue wapas aya aur bola,

Kalu- Bhabhi, aapke doodh se fisalan ho gayi hai yaha. Isiliye pakad nahi bana paa raha hu. Sasura kitna bhi pakado, dheeli pad rahi. 
Toh, isko kapade se pakadna padega.

Usne bhabhi ke latakte blouse ko dekhte hue kaha tha.

Bhabhi- No...bilkul nahi..sochna bhi mat....

Bhabhi uski baat ka matlab samajh gayi thi.

Kalu- Are sach me fisaln jada hai, uske bina kaam nahi chalega. Waisan bhi khul hi gaya hai, turant nikal ke de do. Jaldi louta deta hu...

Tabhi, bhabhi ne apna gira hua pallu utha liya, aur usko dete hue boli.

Bhabhi- ye lo. Iss se pakad lijiye. Agar itna hi jaroorat hai toh.

Itna bolkar wo thanda muskura di.

Kalu- Haa..ha..ye bhi chalega..

Aisa bolte bolte kalu ne jaanbujhkar wo pallu hath me lete wakt ek jor kaa zhatka laga diya.

Ufff...

Uss zhatke se bhabhi ki saree ka pahala layer jo kamar me dabaya jata hai wo chutne laga.

Kalu ne uss pallu ko akhari chor par nahi pakada tha, balki beecho beech pakada tha. Akhari chor ko pakad leta toh usko pallu ko lamba karne ki jaroorat hi nahi padati. Par wo bhi bada harami.

Jaise hi saree chutne lagi bhabhi bend ho gayi aur apni saree ko pakad Iiya.

Bhabhi- Aap yaha bhi toh pakad sakte the..
 Pallu ka akhari chor dikhaate hue bhabhi boli.

Kalu- Are..bhabhi jee maaf kar dijiye..hamne dekha hi nahi....


Toh ab kalu ne wo akhari chor pakad liya. Par beecho beech pakada hath waise hi tha. Toh ab uss harami ne akhari chor khinchne ki wajay, beecho beech pakada hath hi aur khinch liya.

Aur turant bol pada.

Kalu- Aree sasura..saarrii..saariii bhabhi...ye hath khinchna hai, bhool hi gaya.

Par uske aur khinchne se issbaar bhabhi ki saree kamar se hi hil gayi. 




Par asali zhatka toh ispar bhabhi ka reaction tha. 

Apna mooh banaate hue wo boli

Bhabhi- Haa..ha.. ache se pata hai muzhe..

Itna kehkar uspar ghussa hone ki wajah hasne lagi.
Aur toh aur, chutati hui saree ko hath bhi nahi lagaya, balki apne kamar se bikharti saree ko bass dekhne lagi.
Pata nahi kyu?

Ufff...
Bhabhi ko samajhpana bada mushkil tha.
Kisi bhi wakt uske andar koi bhi character jaag uth jata hai. She was such unpredictable. 

Ab ye dekhkar kalu thodi naa chup rahane wala tha? Usne lage hath fir se harkat ki.
Par ab bhi bhabhi bass dekhti khadi rahi.

 
Dekhte hi dekhte dono ke samne bhabhi ki saare chut kar kamar se nikalne lagi. 

Ab toh adhe se jyada saree khul gayi. Tab bhi bhabhi bina virodh ke waise hi khadi thi. Ab toh wo seedha seedha bhabhi ki saree khinchne laga. Dekhte hi dekhte wo poori saree chut kar bikhar gayi.

Ufff...
Ab bass bacha tha akhari fera, jo ganth ke sath bandha jata hai.
Par aaj bhabhi ne waha koi ganth bandhi hi nahi thi. Balki kamar pe jo special uska elastic dhaga tha, usme bass akhari chor dabaya tha.

Kalu ke khinchte hi wo nikal gaya.
Darsal kalu ko bhi ye dekh kar zhatka laga, ki itni asani se ye saree bhabhi ke badan se poori alag kaise ho gayi?

Khair, jo bhi ho...
Baat ye thi ki, ab bhabhi ki poori saree utar gayi thi. Aur ab bhabhi latakte khule blouse aur bass ek petticoat me thi. Wo bhi aisi ek jagah oar jaha koi bhi kahise aa sakta tha.

Ufff...
Kamal kaa najara tha. 

Bhabhi kaa badala huaa ye andaaz dekhkar kalu ke mooh se ye labj nikal gaye.



Kalu- Wahhhhh....Haayyyeee..ise kahate hai bhabhi.


Ispar kahar ye ki, Bhabhi muskuraate hue jawab dete hue boli

Bhabhi- Ab doodh bhi Pila diya, aur pallu bhi de diya. Ummid karti hu ab toh niklega.

Ab aisi permission mill gayi toh fir kya?
Harami kaalu bijali ki raftaar se bhabhi ke piche aa gaya.
Ab bina saree pe khadi bhabhi ko usne turant piche se pakad liya.

Kalu- Kaahe nahi niklega ab ye sausraa? Jaroor niklega. Bas aap thoda hath batayiye.

Aisa kehate hue ab usne bhabhi ke hath ko pakadkar uss patele par aage rakhwa diya, aur khud piche se bhabhi ko apni bahome bhar liya.
 
Issbaar petticoat pe uska lund kuch aur hi chubh gaya.

Fir bhi bhabhi ka koi reaction naa dekhte hue Kalu ne bhabhi ki gardan ke pass jaakar poocha.

Kalu- Bhabhi, aaj toh andar chaddi pahane hai ki nahi?

Iss sawal se bhabhi thoda hosh me aa gayi. Wo turant sharminda hote hue boli.

Bhabhi- Isshhh..aapse matlab? Aap apne kaam se kaam kam rakhiye naa aap?

Kalu- Nahi..yaha se kuch bhi dikh nahi raha hai isliye poocha....

Kalu ne petticoat ki naadi wale ched par ungaliya rakhate hue kaha.

Bhabhi sisak gayi. Usne turant uska hath hataya.

Bhabhi- shuuuu..aap yaha upar dhyaan de.

Kalu- Nahi bass....baat yu hai ke, jara khinchataani, gehma gehami ka kaam hai, aur aap apni nadi bahot halki bandhti ho...isliye poocha..kahi khul gaya toh?

Bhabhi- Uski chinta aap naa karo. Maine ache se bandha hai.

Kalu- Achaa? Dekhe toh..

Aisa bolkar bijali ki raftaar se usne petticoat ka nada khnich liya.


Ufff...
Srrrrrrrrrrr...Karte hue wo petticoat bhabhi ki kamar se niche gir pada.

Bhabhi ko pata chalne se pahale hi uski petticoat ne jameen chu li thi.

Oh..my..hod...

Matlab ab bhabhi ka petticoat bhi utar gaya tha.
Apne uss kitchen me a bhabhi bass khule blouse ko kandhe par lekar khadi thi.
Haa..
Kalu ne turant bhabhi ki gand par dekha. Usne dekha ki bhabhi ne gulabi rang ki ek behad hi sexy chaddi pahani hui hai.
Toh iska matlab bhabhi ab open blouse aur k chaddi par khadi.


Bhabhi- What the fuck........ye aap kya kar rahe hai? Pagal ho gaye ho kya? Ufff...

Kalu- urrrrrr...ye sasura toh sach me khul gaya....dekha..kaha tha naa bhabhi. Aapki ganth bahot halki hai.

Bhabhi- Khak..ab aise khologe toh khule gi hi naa? Aap bade hi battmiz ho....

Par shocking ye tha ki iske baad bhi bhabhi kaa waisa teekha virodh nahi ayaa, ki naa hi usne gira hua petticoat jald se utha liya..
Balki ab toh usne petticoat se pair nikalkar us petticoat ko door dhakel diya.

Bhabhi- Ufff..yaha toh paani aur doodh pada huaa hai.. daag lag jayenge...

Ufff..
Ye dekh kalu ko aisa laga ki aaj khadi khadi freez me hi chodne ko de degi bhabhi.




Kalu- Wahhh...kaa baat hai...aap bade hi khubsoorat ho bhabhi....aaj toh gulab kaa phool lagat ho...

Bhabhi ke nange golmatol chutad aur unke beech dabi hui gulabi chaddi dekhte hue kalu bola.


Bhabhi- Badi meherbaani hogi Agar aapne yaha upar dhyaan diya toh. Aapke kahane par apna doodh bhi Chadha diya. Par koi fayda nahi. Ab toh pallu bhi de diya. Ummid hai Ab toh meri problem khatam ho jaaye...

Kalu- Kaahe nahi..bhabhi...

Aisa bolkar ab kalu pallu ko lekar uss patele ko hilaane laga.

Kalu- aree..sasura...ye toh Teri coat ka kapada lagata hai. Iss se toh aur fisalan ho rahi hai...
Bhabhi jee hame sut kaa kapada chahiye...

Aisa bolte bolte hi usne bhabhi ke kandhe se uska blouse utaarna shuru kiya.


Uff..
Haa..ispar bhabhi thoda chounk gayi thi..par..par..par...
Kya bawal aurat hai...

Kasam se...issbaar bhi bhabhi kaa virodh bass dikhaave kaa hi tha. Ulta jaise uska husband uska blouse nikal raha ho, kuch isstarah se hath uthakar usko madad hi karne lagi.

Toh kya,
Pal zhapakte hi uska blouse bhi ab utar gaya.


Ufff..
Ab bhabhi bass aur bass ek gulabi panty par khadi thi apne kitchen me....

Ufff..


To be continued...

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Part 7


Bass chaddi par samne khadi bhabhi ko dekhte hi kalu ke hosh udd gaye. Aisi gulaabi khubsoorati dekhkar wo kapkapaa gaya.

Usne jara saa bhi mouka naa gawaate hue turant bhabhi ko pass khinch liya, aur fir ek baar us khule freez me bhabhi ko baahome bhar liya.

Issbaar wala ye sparsh bahot alag tha. Bhabhi ke nange badan kaa wo komal touch kalu kabhi bhool nahi sakega apni jindagi me. Kya jawani se bhara jism tha wo?

Par tabhi bhabhi ne usko roka, aur blouse uske hath me dete hue patela nikalne par dhyaan dene kaa ishara kiya.

Toh, ab usne bhabhi ka blouse apne hath me liya aur wo patela nikalne ki dikhaave wali acting karne laga.


Bhabhi- Ufff...Kalu jee...mere blouse ko ek kone se hi pakad lijiye naa.....warna poora gila kar doge aap...

Kalu- Wo toh dekh lenge bhabhi, par ek baat kahu toh aap Kamal ki lag rahi ho. Sasura kaa khubsoorat ho tum.  Kasam se.. aisi khubsoorat aurat hamne kahi nahi dekhi hai..TV me bhi naahi...bilkul swarg ki apsara.

Uski iss tareef par bhabhi sharmsaar ho gayi. Apne hi badan ko hath se lapet lete hue uske samne bend ho gayi.

Kalu- Sasura..iss chaddi me toh bilkul gulaab kaa phool lag rahi ho.

Bhabhi- Aree???aap samne dyaan de.... Dekha?? Bheego diya naa????  Ek kone se pakadiye naa. Poora naa doobaaye...


Kalu- Sasura..dekha bhabhi?...Kamal kaa dhass gaya hai...ab bhi hilne kaa naam nahi le raha.
Waisan ye baraf pighalne toh lagi hai..par sasura lagata hai thoda aur garam kuch dalna padega.

Bhabhi- What?? Aur kya garam daale?


Kalu- Bhabhi aap aur jara garam ho jaayiye naa. Aap garam ho jaogi toh aapka doodh bhi garam ho jayega...fir dalte hai...ha..ha..ha..ha...

Kalu hasne laga.
Ispar bhabhi bhi hass gayi..

Bhabhi- kuch bhi..maar khaoge...

Tabhi kalu ne bhabhi ka ek hath pakad liya aur seedha niche le gaya.
Wo hath niche jaate hi bhabhi ko aisa zhatka laga, jaise 440 ka bijali kaa current.

Ufff..
Bhabhi ka poora badan uchal pada.

Kuch hi pal me bhabhi ko kisi chiz kaa ehsass huaa. Tab use pata chala ki uske hath ne kalu ke lund ko touch kiya tha. Wo itna dar gayi ki chounk kar siiii..siiii.....karti  reh gayi.

Uski iss siiii...siii...me itni charrrr...charrrr thi, ki aisa laga kisi Masale Dosa wale Anna ne garam tave par paani chidka diyaa ho.

Usne turant apna hath wapas liya.

Bhabhi- ufff..what the fuck....mmmmm..ye aap kya??? Ishssssssss.....Chiii.......

Haaa...
Kalu ne pant se apane lund ko bhahar nikalkar bhabhi ke hath thama diya tha.

Ufff...
Isss se pahale bhabhi ne kalu ke lund ke ubhaar ko kai baar mehsoos kiya tha. Aur kal toh uske iss kaale naag ko dekh  bhi liya tha.
Par aaj wo pahali baar kalu ke iss lund ko touch kar rahi thi.


Kalu- Aji chiiii kaahe ki? Lagat hai kal wale saap ko hi bulana padega. Tabhi aap garam ho jaaogi.

Bhabhi sharmakar aur sath me chidhkar boli.

Bhabhi- Chii..aap bhi naa...aapka naa kuch bhi...fir se shuru ho gaye?

Kalu- Toh kaa majak kar rahe hai?

Bhabhi- Aap chup baithe...aur use pahale andar lijiye..chiii..aap bhi naa kuch bhi karte ho.

Kalu- Ab saap ko bil nahi milega toh bahar hi toh darbadar firega.


Bhabhi- Chiiii...aap kitne gande ho....yakin nahi aa raha aapne ye kiya. Waise uss saap ko bol do galti se bhi naa aaye. Aaj mere pati hai. Dekhte hi kuchal dalenge.

Tabhi kalu ne bhabhi ka wo hath fir se pakad liya, aur fir ek baar apne lund se laga diya.

Kalu- Are jab Uthenge tab naa? Tabtak aap jaldi se garam ho lijiye.....


Bhabhi- Ufff..shut up.....chodiye...ye kya kar rahe hai???

Bhabhi hath chudaane lagi.

Par kalu ne issbaar bhabhi ka hath waise hi pakade rakha.

Uske lund ka wo garam sparsh bhabhi ko kuch ajeeb feeling de gaya.

Ab bhabhi apna hath chudaane ki koshish karne lagi, par kalu ne issbaar uska hath bade ache se jakhade rakha tha. Isliye wo apne hath ko uske lund se alag nahi kar paa rahi thi. Tabhi usne bhabhi ke hath ki ungaliyon ko jor se kholkar usme apna lund poori tarah se uski mutthi me de diya.
Uff..

Uske lund ka aakar mutthi me aate hi bhabhi kisi bhi aurat ki tarah sharma gayi.

Wo nakhare toh beshak dikha rahi thi, par akhir wo bhi toh aurat thi. Naa chahate hue bhi issbaar uske hatho ne uske lund ko nahi choda. Issbaar toh aisa touch huaa tha, ki uske lund ke andar ufalne wala garam khoon bhi bhabhi ko mehsoos huaa. Aur sath me uska kitna bada hai iska bhi ek andaja huaa.

Poori mutthi me lete hi upar bhabhi ke chehare par turant reactions umad gaye. Jaise wo reactions bina labj ke keh rahe ho "ki ye kitna bada hai?"

Uska poora badan kisi khayaal se lal gulaabi ho gaya. Sath me wo jism bada uttejit bhi ho utha. Ab wo sahwas ke liye tayaar uttejit Mada ban gayi thi.

Kahate hai jab koi aurat kisi lund ko dekhti hai, toh use bass yahi khayal aata hai ki, Agar ye uski chut me chala jaaye toh kya tabahi macha dega?
Bhabhi bhi isi khayalo me thodi der khoyi rahi.


Par tabhi Gas par rakhe cooker ki siti ne use hosh laa diya.
Wo samajh gayi ki wo kitne bade risk par thi. Piche uski maarne ke liye ek utavla mard tayaar tha, toh aage uske samne uske gharwalo me se koi bhi aa sakta hai.

Toh, bhabhi ko sabkuch bada risky laga.


Bhabhi- Nahi..nahi..wo kabke jaag chuke hai. Aap chode muzhe..hatiye...

Aisa bolkar bhabhi ne phat se apna hath nikaal liya aur 2 kadam uss se door jakar khadi ho gayi.

Jaise hi wo uss se 2 kadam door gayi, agar moodkar sabse pahale bhabhi ne kuch dekha toh wo uske kamar se latakne wala uska kala lund tha.

Usko lund ke sath dekhkar bhabhi ke andar ek ajeeb si khujali jagi. Wo chori chori najaron se uske lund kaa deedaar karne lagi. Haa, beshak wo badi sharminda bhi thi sath me.

Tabhi usne kuch majedaar dekha.
Kalu ke khinchte hi uska lund tyaav..tyavv... karte upar niche hone laga. Jaise dance kar raha ho.

Ye dekhkar bhabhi ki toh hasi choot gayi.

Udhar se kalu ye dekh raha tha ki bhabhi uske lund ko kisi pyaasi atma ki tarah dekhe jaa rahi hai.

Jab kalu ne bhabhi ko uske lund ko aisa ghurte hue pakada, toh bhabhi toh sharmsaar hokar apni najare bachaakar idhar udhar dekhne lagi. Uski sanse fool gayi thi. Badan me kuch ajeeb si jakhadan mehsoos hone lagi thi.

Kalu- Naa..aap zhoot bol rahi hai. Wo abhi tak soye hue hi hai..chaliye..aa jaayiye....

Chori chupi najar se dekhte hue bhabhi ne ye dekha ki uske lund ke mooh se laar jaisa kuch chipkila niche tapak gaya. Tabhi usko bhi yaad aya ki, ke uske hath par bhi uske lund kaa ye chipkila dravy lag gaya tha. Wo uska precum tha. Bichaara kabse apne lund ke sath zhulas raha tha, toh uske lund se bahot precum  aa raha tha. 
Use dekhte hue bhabhi ne chiii..chiii..wala ghin se bhara mooh bana liya aur ungaliyaa firokar usko saaf karne ki koshish karne lagi. Par karti kaha? Uske pass toh koi kapada bacha  hi nahi tha.

Bhabhi- ufff..chiiii....ufff..yaakkkk....

Kalu apne lund ka precum bhabhi ki ungaliyon par dekhkar khush ho gaya.

Bhabhi- Aur Maar khaaoge aap..Chale door hate, aur apne kaam se kaam rkhiye..Agar nikal nahi raha hai toh rahane dijiye..mai kisi aur se nikalwa leti hu. Par ab aap Chale jaayiye..mere pati aate hi honge.

Kalu- Haayeee...aur thodi der aram se soneka naa? Kaahe ko uthana? Waise bhabhi hum kaa keh raha tha, aapke pati ke pass itne saare bil hai. Unhe keh dijiye naa, koi ek dene ke liye. Bada taras raha hai humra ye naag.

Kalu ne issbaar saa saaf apni ichaa jata di.

Bhabhi- Achaa..ek kaam kariye..yaha se aise bahar jaaoge, toh seedhiya lagegi. Seedhiya chadhate hi upar bedroom me mere pati hai..aap khud hi jaakar baat kijiye naa..Agar wo permission dete hai toh 1 hi kyu?  jo chahe bil le lena....

Itna bolkar has padi.

Kalu- ariii..sasura..yahi toh dikkat hai naa..bil kaa pata nahi..saap lekin jaroor mara jaayega.

Dono mishkil hass pade.

Bhabhi- Isliye toh keh rahi hu, ye jaldi khatam kijiye..warna muzhe aisi halat me koi dekh liya toh, marega toh saap hi....

Tabhi bhabhi kaa dhyaan uske latakte lund ki taraf gaya. Abtak bhabhi usko peet dikhaate aur yaha waha dekhte hue baat kar rahi thi.

Bhabhi- Are ye kya??? ishhhh...ise andar daliye pahale...

Uska lund khada bhabhi ko hi dekh raha tha.

Kalu- Aap hi daaliye...

Bhabhi- Kya? Ye kya bakwas hai? Maar khaoge...daliye andar jaldi. Already late ho gayi hai.ab risk bahot jyada ho gayi hai.

Tab bhi kalu hasta huaa waise hi khada raha.

Kalu- Itni hi late ho rahi hai toh aap hi daaliye..hamre pass toh time hi time hai...


Bhabhi- Aree? Aap pagal ho gaye ho kya? Aapko kuch samajh aa raha hai? Aapko lag raha hai lekin hum bahot badi risk par khade hai. Aur ab toh time bhi ho gaya hai. Toh sab battamizhi band ab. Daaliye ise andar....

Tab bhi uss harami ne nahi dala. Ulta haste hue bhabhi ko apna lund dikhaane laga.

Bhabhi pareshaan ho gayi. Chidhchidha chehara banakar pahale toh kuch bol padi. Aur fir ab khud uske pass gayi, aur uske lund ko khud hi pakad liya. Aur turant zip ke andar daalne lagi.

Tabhi kalu ne bhabhi ka hath pakade rakha.

Kalu- Ufff..kaa komal hath hai aapka. Kaa maja aa gaya...arrr..rarrarraaa.....aahhh... Poori jindagi nikal gayi lekin kabhi hamre iss ang ko itna komal sparsh nasib nahi huaa..Sache aap Kamal ho. Sach me aap badi komal ho. Bass thoda pakade rahiye naa..aise hi..aaahhhhhh...

Bhabhi- Chiii..maar khaoge..chode mere hath ko....aap bhi naa kitne gande hai..

Kalu ne kuch pal waise hi bhabhi ka hath pakade rakha.
Iss se bhabhi badi sharm khaa gayi.

Uske lund ko dekh nahi rahi thi. Usne sharm se  dusari taraf dekh liya tha.

Kalu- Are bhabhi, idhar dekhiye...

Bhabhi- Nahi..nahi..No..mai nahi...

Kalu- Are, dariye mat...Mana ki khatarnaak bada saap hai, jaharila bhi hai. Par jara uske mooh ko toh dekhiye? Kaisa bichaara ho gaya hai bina bil ke.

Aisa kahate kahate Kalu bhabhi ki mutthi me hi apne lund ki upari chamadi ko andar bahar fislaane laga.

Bhabhi- Ufff....Muzhe nahi dekhna....chiiii....ab aapka bahot huaa aapka....

Aisa bolkar issbaar bhabhi ne uske lund ko zip ke andar dala aur uski chain khinch di.

Fir hath me laga uska rass dekhkar bhabhi ne mooh bana liya.

Bhabhi - Chiiiiiiiiiii...yiyaakkk...

Kalu- Ummmmhhh..budbakkk sala...

Bhabhi- Jee?

Kalu- Kuch nahi, aapko ganda laga diya isne..




Tabhi bhabhi ne apni halat dekhte hue bola...

Bhabhi- Haayee.. Mai bhi kya hu? Aapko kapade pahana rahi hu aur khud bina kapade ke khadi aisi halat me khadi hu yaha? Ufff...Lilly.....

Issbaar bhabhi ne apne kapade pahan lena chaha. Jitni masti hui, bass ho gayi. Ab jaise jaise der hoti jaa rah thi risk badhati jaa rahi thi.
Toh bhabhi zhukkar apni saree uthaane lagi.

Tabhi kalu ne bhabhi ko khnich lete hue kaha.

Kalu- Toh aap bhi jaldi thoda hath batayiye naa. Tabhi toh kaam jaldi ho jayega.

Aisa bolte hue kalu ne bhabhi ko poori tarah se baahome bhar liya tha.
Issbaar koi khel nahi, ki koi character nahi. Ek utaawale Nar ki tarah wo bhabhi par toot pada.

Usne ache se bhabhi ki position banaate hue
Issbaar apne lund ko seedha bhabhi ki gulabi panty par ghusaa diya.
Panty par uske lund kaa touch hote hi bhabhi ne ankhe band kar li. Use alag hi feeling ho rahi thi.

Uss zhatke se bhahhi ki aah nikal gayi, par bhabhi shant thi. Use pata tha wo kuch nahi kar sakega. Bass utavlapan se thoda hosh kho baitha hai. Toh bhabhi ne bhi socha ki, ab itna tadpaya hai toh use ek akhari chance maarne dete hai.


Toh agale hi pal kalu ne jor ka zhatka dete hue bhabhi ki chaddi par hi chodne ki koshish karne laga.

Par iss zhatke se bhabhi kaa rk hath seedha uss patele se jaa gira. Wo patela badi asani se nikal gaya.


Ufffggggggggg....


Ye dekh kalu ke mooh se chap chap awaj aayi bass...

Bhabhi ye dekh kitni der tak hasti rahi.

Par issbaar bhabhi ne tunat apne aapko piche kar lete hue, apne kapade pahanana shuru kiya.


Bhabhi- chaliye, ab jaayiye ab. Ye nikal gaya.


Aisa bolte hue bhabhi ne wo patela bahar nikal liya. Ab usme ek ungali dalkar usme saa dahi chakh liya aur mooh tedha-medha karte hue aahhh chod di.

Use rakh kar ab bhabhi ne saare kapade pahan liye.


Kalu- Waise bhabhi iska kuch inam?

Bhabhi- Kiss kaa?

Kalu- Isikaa...patela nikalne kaa..aur kiska?

Bhabhi- Inam? Kiss baat ka inam? Hello..ye akhir maine hi nikala hai. Aapka doodh pikar bhi koi fayda nahi...
Bhabhi ne tanj kaste hue saree pahan li.

Kalu- Are piche se dhakka toh hamne hi lagaya tha. Aur doodh ka tarkeeb bhi hamara hi tha. Dekha itna garam kiya hamne, isliye nikal gaya.

Bhabhi- Garam toh kiya tha aapne, par ye wala doodh hi nahi chadhaya. Aapka dhyaan toh kahi aur hi raha. Toh garmi warmi se nahi, balki mere dhakke se nikla hai wo. Aur uss dhakke kaa credit aap mat lijiye...Hum acchi taraf se janate hai uss dhakke kaa irada. Rahi baat doodh ki, tarkeeb hone se kya hota hai, doodh toh hamara hi tha.

Kalu- Are..doodh Shakkar hone se kya fayda? Khir banane ki tarbeek honi chahiye.

Bhabhi- Khak...tarkeeb se kuch nahi hota. Sadhan chahiye..sadhan....samjhe?

Kalu- Chale...ye bhi thik hai...ummmhhhhh....kum se kum patela toh nikal gaya.
Kalu ne mooh bana liya..

Bhabhi- Par patela nikalne se aap jyada khush nahi dikh rahe.

Kalu- Haa..bahome se koi aisa chiz nikal jaaye, toh sasura konsa marad khush hoga.

Bhabhi- Bade chance pe dance marte ho aap. Moukafarasht kahi ke...uiiii...haayee...ab ye dekhiye aapne button hi tod diye hai. Ab kaise pahanu ye blouse?

Bhabhi ne niche ke 2 buttons laga liya the. Par upar ke 2 buttons naa hone ke karan wo mumme kya sexy lag rage the? Aadhe toh khule hue hi the.

Bhabhi- Haayee..dayyya..ye toh sab dikh hi rahe hai. Ab kya karu...aap bhi naa..
Inam chahiye inhe..ulta mere blouse ka kharcha dijiye aap....

Kalu- Are hamne fada hota toh wo 2 buttons bhi naa bach paate. Waise ye bhi chalega..poora fadane dijiye, toh blouse ka kharcha deta hu.

Bhabhi- Maar khaoge...Chale ab bahot huaa aapka.

Kalu- Waise aise toh aap aur bhi bahot khubsoorat lag rahi ho bhabhi jee..

Bhabhi- Haa..ha.....ab chup rahiye..

Usko dant toh lagaayi, par uski tareef se khush bhi ho gayi.

Kalu- Haayyeeee..kuch kiye ka toh nahi, par kuch naa karne ka toh inam de dijiye. Warna aisi jawani ke samne itna control kon rakh pata? Kachaa khilaadi kabka apraadh kar jata. Kal bhi, paraso bhi, usase pahale bhi....humka pata hum kiss dour se gujar rahe hai hamri jindagi ke....

Ka kahte ho bhabhi jee? character me toh pass ho gaye naa hum?

Bhabhi- Haa..haa..bade aaye... wo toh kuch-naa-kuch bich me aya isliye....warna..

Kalu- Are aisa kaha? 'Hota-sota' wo chodiye..jo huaa ye bataaye naa......Aur waisan bataya jaaye toh, Bahot kuch hath me aya tha..chahate toh kuch bhi ho sakta tha. Upar se aisi khubsoorati...par ye kalu thas ke mas naa huaa aur aapka order Seema paar lagaya. Ye aap bhi janati ho...

Bhabhi- Hunnnn....ye baat toh manani padegi.

Kalu- Haa toh koi inam? Kum se kum kal ki tarah hawa wali mithas to nasib ho iss garib ko.

Bhabhi- Dekhe character ki baat karke character loose kar rahe hai aap. Maine already keh diya hai, ki ab bahot time ho gaya hai. Aur Ab aapka bhi bahot ho raha hai..nikaliye ab....ufff..mere pati aa bhi rahe honge...

Kalu- Are bhabhi jee...konsa asali manga hai... hawa me hi toh manga hai....de djiye jaldi. Hum nikal jayenge.

Bhabhi- Nahi..bilkul nahi..

Kalu- Are kaa huaa.. Kal toh badi meherban thi aap. Chumban toh kya, kapade bhi hawa me fek rahi thi.

Bhabhi- Shuuu....bilkul chup ho jaaye. Maine kaha hai naa, ki kal ke baare me muzhe kuch nahi bolna hai....Aur Dekha??? isiliye toh naa bol rahi hu..aap fir se shuru ho jaate ho Kal ki uradne.

Kalu- Ek baar dila do..fir nahi karenge kal ki baat.

Bhabhi- Chale...maine kaha nikliye ab...aur jaate wakt piche ke darwaje se jaayiye..







Akhir tak bhabhi ki Naa hi rahi. Bhabhi kaa mijaj dekh kalu samajh gaya ki aaj kaa din itna hi tha.

Waise bhabhi bhi bilkul thik bol rahi thi. Kaafi wakat ho gaya tha. Ab koi bhi kahi se tapak sakta hai. Bada risk tha. Toh kalu ne bhi jitna mila uski ko salam karte hue bhabhi ki khubsoorati par fir se ek najar ghumaa li. Aur kitchen room se bahar aya.
Jab bhi jaane kaa wakt hota, usko bhabhi aur bhi jyada khubsoorat lagati. Use jaane kaa aur bada dard hota. Par wo bhi kya karta? Uska mailikana hakk nahi tha naa...


Jaisa hum sabko pata hai, Kitchen ki deewar se lagkar hi piche jaane wali Hallway thi. Ab piche jaate wakt bich me kitchen ki khidki lagi.
Kalu ne uss Khidaki se fir ek baar bhabhi ko dekha.

Uska naraj chehara dekh bhabhi hasne lagi.

Ab haste haste hue bhabhi ne akhir kaar uski moorad poori ki.
Bhabhi ne usko ek hawai chumban fek dali.

Aur fir wo joro se hasne lagi.

Kalu ne khushi se wo chuban pakadkar apne dil se laga liya. Wo tarozha ho gaya. Usne turant bhabhi ko bhi ek hawai chumban de dali.


Uski iss harkat par bhabhi ne chounkaane wala chehara banaya.

Chounk kar teekhi ankhe toh ki, par apni Lilly bhabhi bhi kum shararati nahi thi.

Usne fouran uski chumban bhi pakad li. Aur usko apne dil se lagaane ke liye dekhne lagi. Par waha toh bahot khuli jagah thi.
Wo khulla huaa blouse dekh jor se has padi.

Wo dekh kalu bhi hasne laga.

Tabhi ekdum se bhabhi madak muskura gayi. Ye hasi saaf saaf bata rahi thi ki uske upar fir kal wali shararat chadh gayi hai.
Haa..
Uss hasi ka yahi matlab tha.

Bhabhi ne wo chumban abhi bhi hath me pakada tha.
Fir usne apne dono boobs ke pass wo mutthi le jaakar baari baari dikhaate hue ishare me kuch poocha.

Kalu uska arth samajh gaya tha.

Darsal bhabhi ne ye poocha tha" ye chumban konse mumme ko du? Left yaa right?

Kalu ne muskuraate hue right wale par ishara kiya.

Bhabhi fir wo mutthi right wale mumme ke pass le gayi. Aur fir blouse ko uthakar uske andar chod diya.
Ufff...
Chodne ke baad gudgudi wala expression dete hue kalu ko dekh hasne lagi.

Ye dekh kalu khidaki ke bahar sarsara sa gaya.

Bhabhi yahi nahi ruki, balki ab usne left wale mumme par ishara karte hue jaise pooch liya " Isko kya?"

Toh Kalu ne khushi khushi poora pyaar bharkar aur ek flying kiss bhej diya.

Bhabhi ne use bhi pakad kar apne left mumme par chitka diya.

Kalu dhanya ho gaya.

Dono hasne lage.

Bhabhi ka mood dekh kalu ne turant aur ek ishara kiya. Wo harami jaate jaate bahati ganga me hath dhone laga.
Issbaar usne hoton par nishana kiya.
Ye dekhte hi bhabhi ne ghusse wali shakl banakar use dant lagane ki expression di.
Jaise keh rahi ho- " shut up, maar khaoge..chupchaap nikale abhi"

Iske jawab me Kalu ne fir se hath jode.
Par bhabhi ki NA barkaraar rahi.

Ispar Kalu bahot utaavala huaa aur seeda uss khidaki par hi chalang markar chadh gaya. Aur ab Bandar ki tarah utawalapan dikhane laga.

Bhabhi ne use turant utarne ko kaha. Par kalu ne saaf mana Kiya.

Toh ab bhabhi ko uski baat manani hi padi.

Bhabhi apne honton ka chamu banaate hue ankhe adhi michkaaye aage zhuki.

Kalu ne bhi turant wo chumaa lene ke liye mooh kaa chamu bana liya.

Par wo tabhi ruk gaya. Uske shatir deemaag ne use kuch alag bata diya tha. Wo khidki se utar gaya.

Jaise bhabhi ne blouse uthakar uska chumma zhela tha, Thik usi tarah usne issbaar apni pant uthakar bhabhi ke hoton ka wo chumma apni pant me ghusa liya.

Ye dekhte hi bhabhi ne phat se apne chamu ko thik kiya aur chii..chii..thoo..thoo...karte apna chehara chupa liya.  Wo aise mooh banakar chii chii karne lagi jaise uska lund mooh se le lag gaya ho.

Bhabhi ne teekhi ankhe chadhakar ishare me bol padi. Boli kya seedha kosne lagi.
"Chiiiii..yaaakkkk...badmash kahi ke...###@@₹₹%%%&&**@@@@#####"

Kalu hasi sama nahi paa raha tha.

Fir akhir bhabhi ne apni naak foolakar apne chehare ko ungaliyon se ched diya.

Par yaha kalu kaa abhitak khatam nahi huaa tha.
Ab udhaar chumaa wapas loutana bhi toh tha.
Toh, usne turant issbaar apne pant ki zip kholakr apna lund bahar nikaal liya.

Bhabhi ye dekhkar bahot dar gayi, kyunki wo issbaar kitchen ke bahar hi tha.

Tabhi, Kalu ne apne lund ko pakadkar kamar se zhatkaa dete hue jaise bhabhi ki taraf goli zhaad di. Aur upar mooh se kuch ishara karne laga.

Uska ye ishara apni bhabhi ko bhi samajh aa gaya tha.

Issbaar wo ye keh raha tha ki- "Ab mera lund pappi chodega, aur tum apne mooh se pakad lo."

Bhabhi ne turant ghussa kiya, aur usko catch hi nahi kiya. Balki krodhit mooh foolakar waise hi khadi ho gayi.

Chuta huaa catch dekhkar kalu ohyyyyy..ohyyyyeee.. karte reh gaya.

Fir baad me joro se hasne laga.

Isspar akhirkaar bhabhi bhi hass di.


Ab bhabhi ne hath jodkar usko apna lund pant me dalne ko aur turant jaane ko kaha.


Par kalu ne ek akhari request karte hue apne  hath ki 2 ungaliyon ko chalaakar dikhaya.

Issbaar wo ek akhari dafa andar aane ki Ichaa jata raha tha.

Bhabhi ne turant bada inkaar kiya.

Kalu fir se ishara kar ke andar aane ki  permission mangne laga.

Bhabhi ne aur badha Naaa keh diyaaur fouran yaha se nikalne ko kaha.

Toh issbaar kalu ne bhabhi ko khidki se najdik bulaate hue uske pati ke baare me ishara karne laga.

Uska issbaar wala ye ishara bhabhi samajh nahi  paayi. Toh uski baat ko samajhne ke liye bhabhi khidaki ke pass aayi.

Aur dheeme awaj me boli.

Bhabhi- Are pagal ho gaye ho kya? Samajh nahi ata kya?  Bahot huaa ab...chupchaap nikal jaayiye...boliye..jaldi..kya keh rahe the???

Kalu- Bhabhi, jee. Kaam ki baat...kaam ki baat....bass ek akhari baat poochni bhool hi gaya. ek baat batayiye, aapke pati upar jaage hue hai naa? Aapne kaha naa ki wo jaage hue hai....

Bhabhi- Kyu?

Kalu- Are batayiye...

Bhabhi- Aap pagal ho gaye ho kya? Unse kya kaam hai?

Kalu-  Wo jee....kal mahina khatm hone wala hai.

Bhabhi- Toh?

Kalu- Toh bill ka paisa bataane kaa tha. Ab socha aapse kya hi paise lenge? Par aapne hi sikhaya hai ki dhanda toh dhanda hota hai. Waise hamari " Lilly Taza" dairy ke bill kaa abhi tak mahina nahi huaa hai. Uska bhi hisaab kitaab mahinakhir me karna hai. Wo toh baad me karenge. Hum dono kaa niji vyavhaar hai. Magar mere doodh ke bill ka paisa toh malik hi denge naa?

Bhabhi- Wo..hummm..Nahi..nahi..soye huee hai....

Kalu- Nahi..nahi..ab aap zhoot bol rahi hai..

Bhabhi- What? Mai kyu zhoot bolungi? Hame paisa nahi dena aisi thodi naa baat hai? Ulta tumhare kahane se pahale de dete hum toh?

Kalu ye sunkar ekdum se khush ho gaya.

Kalu- Soye hue hai? Kya bhabhi...toh kabse muzhe khamokham dara rakha hai..abhi ayenge..abhi ayenge..

Kalu putputa gaya.

Bhabhi- Ek minute,  aur bill ka tum muzhe bhi bata sakte ho. Unko uthane ki jaroorat nahi hai...

Ye kehte hue bhabhi ne upar khidki me dekha, toh kalu khidki me nahi tha.

Ufff...

Agale hi pal Kalu kitchen ke daraaje se andar ghusta hua bhabhi ne paya.

Bhbahi sar pakadkar koste huee hi aage badhi aur tevari chadhakar bol padi.

Bhabhi- Are..aap sachmuch pagal ho gaye hai. Turant abhi ke abhi niklo yaha se..warna...

Kalu ne Bhabhi ke ghusse ka jawab utne hi shant mudra me de diya.

Kalu- Are bhabhi..shant..mai toh paani mangane aya hu. Kabse pyass lagi hai.

Ye sunte hi bhabhi chup ho gayi.

Kalu khud hi aage badhkar kitchen farsh tak gaya aur apne hath se hi paani le liya.

Ghatakk..ghatakkk. poora ek bada glass khali kar dala.

Fir wo glass waise hi kitchen farsh par rakh diya.

Bhabhi wo uska joota glass uthaane aage badhi.
Tabhi mouka dekh kalu bhi zhuk gaya aur  bhabhi ke gaal par ek pappi de daali.

Ummmhhhhh...

Bhabhi ne chounk kar itni badi ankhe kar li.
Bhabhi ko samajh me aate hi kalu turant bhaagne laga.

Bhabhi ghusse se hath uthakar uske piche bhaagi. Par tabtak Kalu kitchen ke bahar bhaag Chuka tha.

Fir se khidki me aakar wo jor se hasne laga.
Bhabhi kamar par hath rakh ke mooh foolakar dekhne lagi.

Kalu- "Are bhabhi, itna chounkne ki jaroorat nahi. O kaa hai ki pahali baat ye hai ki, Hum aapke tarah alasi nahi hai. Jo hawa me chumban dete hai...ha..ha..ha...
Aur dusari baat yu hai ki, aur ek tarkeeb thi. Aap chahati toh freez ka button bhi toh band kar sakti thi...patela apne aap nikal jata"

Bhabhi pakadi gayi jaane ki sharm se niche dekhne lagi.


Kalu- "Kal tumhare pati ko doodh ke bill kaa bataake rakhna. Hisaab batakar paisa bataunga..."

Aisa bolkar wo waha se nikal gaya.

Kalu ke jaane ke baad bhabhi ka ghusse se foola hua mooh muskurahat me badal gaya.
Ajay rasleela chal rahi hai dono me.

Muskurane ke baad pahali wali palke zhapakte hi use kalu ka lund dikhaayi pada.

Wo madmast hokar apne pati ko chaai lekar  chali gayi. Pati ko chaai dete wakt bhi use kalu kaa lund hi yaad aa raha tha.


Ke haste haste usne galti se bedroom wala radio chala diya...

Ufff..
Yaha bhi wahi gaana chalne laga.


The End....

[Voltz]

First of all fantastic, amazing, awesome, seductive, erotic. .... story.Second, keep doing what you are doing.
Myself I am really a Bhabi Fan. I fantasizes bhabis whether it real brothers wife or others but Bhabi is bhabi always Dashing, Caring, Daring,Mischievous
.I really want this tread to be continue furthermore with more and more erotic events and scenes. Like the one related with Dairy Business Lily's Tazao or being an Exhibitionist Daring Bhabi or Qieen or Lust or Exhibition.You have done all that work with your amazing writing skill. I really appreciate that. But as a fantasizer or reader or fan I have some suggestions for you. 
1. Main one : Add more and more images or gifs. If possible add that everytime you described a scene especially a erotic event.I have a lots of collection of that. Cause I am a fan of Bhabi since decade. I eagerly want to share this to your. I hobe you will response to my request. 
2.Do some erotic with the Devar he is a perfect. I would love to see him making Bhabi his toy. Fulfilling his all fantasies with her. Whether sucking her milk in front of her husband ( his's brother) or in public. You can aslo add her both milk sucking by both brothers or Devar and his friend or girlfriend. 
3. Continue this story with your pace don’t even if someone says to do. Because rush will decrease the quality. 
4. I have read that one woman can produce over 1000 ml of milk. So you can really increase her milking capacity. It will make a erotic Dairy feel. 
I don’t want to give any suggestions about kalu just go how you are going. I think you have better plan. 
Caution : All are my personal suggestions not mandatory or pushing. All are just suggestions.I have tell what I have experience all about my fantasy.

Noted. Thanks for suggestions.

[Voltz]

Episode 10 - " Bhikari Kalu"

Coming soon...

[Voltz]

Episode 10 - " Bhikari Kalu "



Part 1 

Dusari subah Kalu doodh dene aa pahuncha.

Aaj use pahunchne me thodi der ho gayi thi.
Mahina akhir tha. Sab customer ke bill ka hisaab kitaab karate jo jana tha. Wo roj sabse akhir bhabhi ke ghar aata tha.


Pahunchkar usne bhabhi ko awaj di.

Aaj bhabhi ke ghar me kuch jyada hi chahal pahal thi. Jaise ghar ke saare log uth gaye ho. Kalu un logonki awaj soon paa raha tha. 

Aaj Ravivaar tha, toh Golu ko bhi chutti thi. Par sabse jyada Rana jee ki hi awaj aa rahi thi. 
Bhabhi apne pati ko jawab dete hue hi aayi. Upar se wo phone par kisise baat bhi kar rahi thi. Bina dekhe hi usne kalu ke samne bartan rakha.

Kalu- Guuduu..marning...bhabhi jee...
Kalu ne kal ki baat wali tone me bhabhi se kaha.

Par bhabhi ne uska jawab nahi diya. Wo phone pe lagi thi. Kalu ko bhi pata tha ki agar sab ghar pe hai toh had me rahana hi thik hai. Toh bhabhi ke phone rakhane tak wo doodh dalta raha.

Jab bhabhi ne phone rakha tabtak Kalu ne doodh daal diya tha.

Kalu- Yi lijiye aapka doodh. 

Bhabhi- Achha ho gaya?...good..

Kalu- Lagata hai sahab aaj jaldi uth gaye hai.

Bhabhi- Haa.. subah se kaam me lage hue hai.

Aisa bolkar bhabhi ne doodh ka bartan utha liya. 

Kalu- Tab toh aaj sawdhaan rahana hi thik hai. Warna saap toh kuchla jayega...

Bhabhi- Jee? 

Bhabhi ne itni sahajta se poocha tha jaise kal unn dono me kuch huaa hi nahi tha.
Yaa fir aise jaise wo dono bass customer grahak hai, 
Unn dono ke rishte ki yahi toh khass baat hai ki, bhabii sabkuch ek naye se shuru karati thi.

Bhabhi kaa ye mood dekh kar kalu bhi shant baitha.

Kalu- Kuch nahi..kuch nahi...wo doodh ka bartan sawdhaani se uthaayiye...nahi toh gir javega... wo kaa hai naa, aapka dhyaan phone me bhi hai.

Bhabhi- Thik hai, thik hai..pata hai muzhe...bataane ki jaroorat nahi..

Aisa bolkar bhabhi ekdum sahaj roop se moodne lagi.

Kalu- Bhabhi...wo kal ki baat?

Bhabhi- What? Konsi kal ki baat?

 Kalu- Aji wo jo baat ki thi naa kal.. aapka bill ki...

Bhabhi- Wo achaa achaa..Kitna huaa?

Kalu- Wo aap doodh kaa adalabadali kariye, tabtak hum jara hisaab kitaab kar ke bol dete hai..

Bhabhi- Thik hai.

Toh bhabhi andar chali gayi.

Kalu ne poore din nahi bhare the iss mahine.
3 din ka kat ke dena tha usko.

Kuch der baad bhabhi apna doodh lekar aayi. 


Bhabhi- Haa...huaa hisaab kitaab? Kitna huaa?
Kalu ungaliya gin raha tha. Kuch hissaab jodkar wo bola.

Kalu- Jee.. 3 din ka kaat kar 35 ke bhaav se 945 yi hota hai. Aap 900 hi Kara dijiye.

Bhabhi- Are..kyu? Poora lijiye. Muzhe ye sab pasand nahi hai. Apni mehnat ka poora daam le jaao. Poora 945rs. 1 rs jyada nahi, ki kum nahi. Samjhe?

Kalu- Jee....

Bhabhi- Rukiye, mai inko bolti hu.

Kalu- Thik hai bhabhi jee.

Usko doodh dekar bhabhi wapas andar jaane lagi. Jaati hui bhabhi ke madmast badan ko dekhne ke alawa aaj kalu kuch kar nahi sakta tha.
Use vishwas hi nahi ho raha tha ki, kal yahi dharovar uske punjo me tha. Wo bhi bina kapade ke.


Issbaar wo seedhiya chadhkar upar apne bedroom me chali gayi. Par usi pair turant bahar aayi. Wapas Kalu ke pass aakar boli....

Bhabhi- Inka koi jaroori phone chalu hai. Hu..mmmmm...tabtak aapko wait karna padega.
Bass 10min me aajayenge.

Kalu- Jee.. koi baat nahi....

Bhabhi fir moodkar andar jaane lagi.
Jaate jaate wo ruk gayi, aur Kalu se boli

Bhabhi- Ho sakta hai thoda wakt lage. Tabtak yaha bahar wait karne se achaa aap andar aayiye, aur yaha baithkar intzaar kijiye. Mai aapke liye chaai rakhati hu.

Kalu- Jee???andar aaye?? Waisan yahi thik the hum...par agar aap kahat ho toh aa jaat hai. jaisa aap kahe.

Bhabhi ka aur thoda sath wo aaj se kabhi miss nahi karega. Kitchen me ghumti bhabhi ko dekhte dekhte uske hath ki chaai pine ka toh alag hi maja tha.

Wo khush hokar andar hall me aakar niche baith gaya.

Ab bhabhi kitchen me chali gayi.
Niche baithe kalu ko thik se dekha bhi nahi usne.
Ho sakat hai aaj bhabhi jara busy ho. Ek toh aaj sab ghar pe the, toh sabka nasta, khana banana, isko chalte wo jaldi me hi lag rahi thi.

Wo kitchen me pahunchkar ek bartan uthaane lagi hi thi, ki tabhi usne kuch jor ki awaje suni.

" Hey, Tu andar kaise aa gaya? Sala bhikari kahi kaa.. kahi se bhi mooh uthakar aa jaate hai...haramkhorrr..... Kuch chori toh nahi ki naa isne? Golu pakado isko aur bahar fek do."

" Jee..je..wo..Mai.. "

" Tu aise nahi maanega...ruk abhi..kthataakkkk.....khatttt......Ab wahi se nikalo warna goli khayega aaj mere haatho" ###&&###%%&&##@@@&&%%₹₹#####


Joro se chillane ki awaj me bhabhi ne kuch iss taraf ka sambhashan sun liya. Goli shbd sunte hi dar ke maare bhabhi kitchen se doudi chali aayi.
..

Bahar aakar dekhe toh kya????...

Ufff...

Uske samne kuch yu najara tha...

Uske pati ki hath me ek bandook ( rifle ) thi jo samne wale shaks par taani hui thi. Ranaji ki ankhe ghusse se ekdum lal ho rakhi thi, aisi ki, jaise aaj kisika katl hi karke rahenge.

Aur unke bandook ke nishaane par wo shaks kalu khada tha. Kalu ka poora badan kamp raha tha. Uske chehare ka rang uda huaa tha aur uski ankhe safed pad gayi thi. aur wo pasine se latpat ho gaya tha. Kalu ki tange aise kamp rahi thi jaise rail ka engine. Goli chalne se pahale hi uss bichaare ki jaan ne surrender kar diya tha.

Ye dekh bhabhi unn dono ke beech ghuss gayi aur apne pati ki bandook ko upar hawa me pakad liya.

Bhabhi- Are ye kya kar rahe ho aap? Pagal ho gaye ho kya? Ye doodhwale Kalu jee hai. Uss din toh milwaya tha. Aap bhi naa...

Pareshani ki mudra me bhabhi ne apne pati se chilla kar kaha tha.

Rana Jee - Ohhh..shittt...Are...aisa hai kya? Sorry sorry...Maine pahchana nahi...muzhe laga wo uss din wala bhikaari hai. Wo call ke tension me dhyaan hi nahi raha. Uss din dekha nahi wo bhikaari kaise gate ghusne ki koshish kar raha tha shyam ko? Aur inhone kapade bhi daag lage hue pahane hai...toh hame laga koi bhikari ghuss aya hai.

Bhabhi- Haa. Toh? Mehanat karnewalo ke sabke kapade maile hote hai. Toh kya?????? Aap bhi naa.....Aapke kaam ki tension apne pass rakhiye. Kisi din kisiki jaan le loge. 

Bhabhi ne ghusse se bol diya.

Rana- Are..wo subah se itne call chalu hai, ki kis kis ko jawab du? Upar se tumne abhi tak kuch khaane bhi nahi diya muzhe. Tumhe pata hai naa khali pet mai bawla ho jata hu. Can I have something?...iss ghar me???..

Akahri line par jor dete hue bhabhi par hi ghussa karte hue Ranaji ghusse me hi waha se nikal gaye. Aur apne kamare me jakar jor se darwaja laga liya.

Khataaakkkkkkkkk...


Ohhh..
Yaha Kalu ki dhadkane abhi tak rukne kaa naam nahi le rahi thi. Mano aaj usne apni mout hi dekh li.

Bhabhi ne kalu ki taraf dekha.

Bhabhi- " Ohh. Kalu jee.. haayeee...mere pati bhi naa....muzhe toh kya bola jaaye samajh hi nahi aa raha. Mai sharminda hu. Unki baat ko ignore kar dijiye. Unki taraf se mai sorry bolti hai."

Bhabhi ki awaj sunkar ab wo thoda hosh me aa gaya. Par uss bandook ki nali abhi bhi use uske ankho se samne dikh rahi thi. Sukhe hue gale me thook nigalte hue wo kampati hui awaj me bola. 


Kalu- "Jaane dijiye bhabhi jee..koi naa..ahuuu..ahuuu....hummmm....hame iski adat hai.." Jiske pass nahi paisa, wo bhala manas kaisa?" Hum bhikari ki tarah toh dikhte hai. Dikhte kaahe? bhikari toh hai."

Dukh se chehara odhe kalu bol pada.

Asal me narajagi, yaa fir apmaanit hone se jyada wo jaan se dar gaya tha. Par ab bhabhi ke samne kya hi bataayega? 

Bhabhi- Ohh.. Kalu jee.. aisa mat kahiye...mere pati ko akkal hi nahi. Bina dekhe kuch leh diya unhone. Mai sorry mangati hu unke iss bartaav ke liye.

Kalu- Maafi? Kiss baat ki maafi bhabhi? Are chodiye... unhone sahi toh pahchana hai bhikari ko.

Bhabhi- Nahi..nahi..aap ab aise naraj mat hoiye.

Kalu- Nahi..hum nazar nahi hai... meri toh aukaat hi ye hai..

Bhabhi- Chup rahiye..bilkul chup. And sorry....Mai sorry keh toh rahi hu..

Kalu- Aapki isme koi galti nahi hai bhabhi jee.. aap kaahe sorri keh rahi hai?

Bhabhi- Toh ab kya???..Mere pati ko thodi sorry bolne ko bolu?

Kalu- nahi..nahi..Mera matlab wo nahi tha. Aap dono ko sorri bolne ki jaroorat nahi. Hamra kya?

Bhabhi- Lagata hai aap bahot naraj ho gaye ho.

Kalu- Are sasura..nahi..nahi..

Rana- " Lilly, chaai?????

Tabhi upar se ranaji ne awaj lagaai.

Bhabhi- Haa..laayi...

Fir bhabhi ne kalu ki taraf dekha..

Bhabhi- Kalu jee.. pahale unko chaai deke aati hu.. aur fir aapko laati hu. Aap yahi rahe..

Kalu- Haa...Aap jaayiye, hum yaha bahar intzaar karte hai..

Bhabhi- Bahar?

Kalu- Ab yaha nahi bhabhi jee.. hamri aukaat toh waha bahar hi hai. 

Bhabhi- kya kaha? Aap ye kya keh rahe ho? Ab bahot ho raha hai aapaka. Bola toh sorry. 
Wo kuch nahi, aap yahi rahenge.

Kalu- Are bhabhi jee. Aao chaai dekar aajao. Mai bahar hi thik hu.

Bhabhi ne ab thoda ghusse se kaha.

Bhabhi- Aree..nahi...

Ranaji- a"Lilly...????

Bhabhi- Haa..aayi....ye bhi naa...

Kalu- Aap pahale jaldi upar jaayeie... warna wo aap par bhi ghussa ho jayenge.

Upar se uska pati awaj pe awaj dene laga tha, aur yaha Kalu naraj tha.

Bhabhi fir jaldi se chaai ko upar le gayi aur Ranaji ko kuch dhoonde me madat bhi kar aayi.

Fir jab niche aayi toh dekha ki waha Kalu nahi tha.

Bhabhi ne darwaja kholkar bahar dekha.
Toh kalu wahi baramde par naraj baitha tha.

Bhabhi- Aap bhi naa? Aap bahar kyu aaye? Mai sorry bol toh rahi hu.

Kalu- Bhabhi jee.. aap khamokha pareshaan ho rahi hai..Mai yahi thik hu. Aap chaai yahi laao, mai peeta hu.

Wo insult ke maare bahar nahi aya tha.
Darsal Kalu wo asali wali bandook dekh bahot dar gaya tha, isliye pahali fursat me uss ghar se bahar nikalna chahata tha.

Ab kya?
Akhir Fir bhabhi jeebh ko taalu se teeko kar " chu..chu..karte chaai laane andar gayi.



 Par kuch samay beet gaya, bhabhi ko aane me thoda time laga. 

Par aayi toh aayi ab bhi chaai nahi laayi.

Bhabhi- Are. Aaj inka mood naa..pura garam hai. Kabhi ye do, kabhi wo do.

Ab tabtak aapki chaai fir se thandi ho gayi. Maine dusari chadha di hai.. 5minute ruk jaayeie.

Kalu- Thik hai..bhabhi jee.. koi naa. Muz gareeb ko konsa meeting karne jana hai?

Kalu tabtak apna hisaab keetab ka kagaj nikalkar pen se usme gol karne laga aur ungaliyon se ganit jodane laga.

Bhabhi ne kalu ko dekhte ek lambi sans le li.

Bhabhi- Haayeee.. lagata hai sach me aapko baat lag gayi.

Kalu ne kuch jawab nahi diya. Wo toh ungaliya gin raha tha.

Bhabhi- Aap hi bataaye iss narajgi ko door karne ke liye kya kare?

Kalu- Kuch nahi..chodiye bhabhi...bhikaari ki kaisi narajgi?

Bhabhi- Dekha..aap abhi tak naraj ho. Aur aapke chehare ko dekhu toh pakka lag raha hai ki ye baat aapko andar tak chubh gayi hai.Hum keh toh rahe hai, chodiye unki baat ko. Aaj subah se unka deemaag thoda ghuma huaa sa hai.

Kalu- Thik hai..

Bhabhi- Are baap re...aap toh sacmuch naraj ho..

Issbaar bhabhi ne thoda pause lete hue apne baalo me ungali ghumaat ekdum dheemi awaj me kaha tha, jaise wo kuch soch rahi ho. 

Unka main door 2 darwaje wali pattern ka tha jo bich me se khulta tha.
Ek taraf ka darwaja khula huaa tha, toh dusara chor band tha. Aur uske beecho beech uss badh darwaaje ko pakad kar bhabhi wahi sati hui khadi thi.
Ab bhabhi ne ek dafa ghar ke andar dekha. Aur fir seedha uss band darwaje se apna seena chipaka diya. Ab bhabhi kaa adha jism darwaje ke bahar, toh adha andar. Wahi haal upar chaati ka tha. Uski chaati ke beecho beech band darwaja sata huaa tha. Toh uska ek boob ghar ke bahar kalu ki side, toh ek ghar ke andar tha.

Tabhi bhabhi ne shuuu..shuuu.. kiya.

Kalu ne upar dekha.

Tabhi bhabhi ne apni chaati ko halka uthaate darwaje ke darmiya jara sa antar banaya. Aur fir ghar ke andar fir se ek baar zhankate hue bahari ek hath se seedha apne blouse ke buttons kholne lagi.

Ufff...

Ye dekh kalu ki jaise dhadkane ruk si gayi.

Pahale toh use laga ki 1 button kholkar wo ruk jaayegi, par Bhabhi toh ruki hi nahi. Pal zhapakte hi usne apne blouse ke saare Buttons khol diye.

Ohh..my..hod..

Ye kya kar rahi thi wo?

Bhabhi ke dono hath abhi bhi blouse pakade hue the. Ek ghar ke andar side, toh dusra bahar side. Jaise apne mummon ka India - Pakistan batwara kar diya ho. Jaise 2 hisso me baat diya, Ek gharwalon ke liye, aur dusara bahar walo ke liye...

Ha..ha..ha..
Khair,

Ab ek lajja bhari sans bharte hue bhabhi ne baharwale boobs se hath hata diya. Haa..brshak ye karte wakt usne kum se kum 7, 8, baar andar zhnka tha. 

Uff..
Fir kya?

Wo hath hatate hi ek hawa ke zhonke ke sath wo blouse fadfadaaya. Uss fadfadaahat ke niche se uska wo kabootar kud ke bahar pada.

Ufff...
Bhabhi ne wahi hath ko upar uthakar chehare par laate baal ko srakaaya. Aur fir se sharm se apna chehara dhak liya.

Ohhh...
Ye kya ho raha hai?

Ufff....

Aaj Bhabhi koi kabaad room me nahi, yaa fir apne kitchen me nahi, balki apne sasural ke main darwaje par khadi thi. 

Andar uski puri family ki moujudgi thi. Sabka sunday jo tha. Pati bedroom me phone par chillaye jaa raha tha, sasur abhi abhi uthkar bed se hi umm..ummm.... karte badan dard aur subah hi budhaai angdaayi ki awaje laga raha hai. Aur uska devar abhi tak toh soya tha, par itna time huaa tha ki shayad kabhi bhi uthkar kamre ke bahar aa jaayega. 

Aur itni hi khatarnaak halat ghar ke bahar bhi the. Achi khaasi subah ho gayi thi. Dincharya ki chahal pahal shuru ho gayi thi duniya ki. Aur usme bahar ka main gate khulaa hi tha. angan ke uss gate se bahar raste se jaane wale logon ki, aur gaadiyon ki chahal pahal gunjati hui andar aa rahi thi. Bich bich ek hath gaadiya toh dikh bhi pad rahi thi.
Khair bass iss baat se thi ki wo gate beecho beech darwaje ke samne nahi tha, balki ek kone se khulta tha. Toh ek vishesh kone se hi andar ka dikh sakta tha. Par wo gate itna chouda tha ki andar dekhna utna bhi mushkil nahi tha. Koi mouji agar gour se ghar ki taraf dekhte gujare, toh darwaje par mumme ko latkaayi aurat use saaf saaf dikh jaaye. 

Kasam se..itni daring baaj bhabhi thi.
Kalu ka toh muh hi khul gaya. 

Halakhi, andar ki side se bhabhi ne apna blouse pakade rakha tha. Anadr se agar koi dekh leta, toh pata ki bhabhi darwaje se sate hue bahar kisise bass baat kar rahi hai.

Par bahar se najara kuch aur hi tha. Uska ek mumma nanga tha. Aur bhabhi apna mumma kalu ko dikhaate sharmaate khadi thi. 

Tabhi bhabhi ne aur ek lambi sans bharkar fir se andar zhank liya. Fir thoda bahar ki taraf mood gaye. Iski wajah se uske dono mumme bahar ki aur aa gaye. Ab thoda ache se bahar ki taraf hote hue bhabhi ne dusare side ka blouse bhi hata liya. 

Ohhh..

Bhabhi ke dono mumme ab kalu ke samne the.
Kalu hakkabakka dekhne laga.

Ab jakar Bhabhi sharmakar bol padi

Bhabhi- dekha? ....ye garib kitna amir hai?

Aisa bolkar has padi.
Fir bhabhi ne apne kaan pakad liye aur kisi bacchi ki tarah rotalu chehara banakar use sorry bolne lagi.

Ufff...kya mafeenama tha?

Bhabhi kaa mafeenama dekhkar 7 janmo kaa dushman bhi maaf kar ke khushi se chilla padata.

Par apna kalu ek shatir bhediya tha. Bhabhi ka andaaj dekhkar usne badi mushkil se apne andar ki khushi ko chupa liya. Uska murzhaya chehara lagbagh khill pada thi tha, ki usne jabardasti apne hont ko katkar fir se apne chhare ko rotalu bana diya.
Kaa kare, abhi abhi kisine usko uski aukaat jo dikhaai thi!


Abtak bhabhi ne apne mumme blouse ke andar odh liye the. Usne apna blouse hath se hi pakade rakha. 

Kalu ki narajagi dekhkar bhabhi ne fir se ek dafa ghar ke andar zhank liya.

Kalu ne jissprakar se apni hasi ko khilte khilte bich me hi rok diya tha, ye bhabhi ne dekha tha.

Toh ab bhabhi fir se uss darwaje se pahale ki taraf hi adhi adhi lat gayi.

Aur phir aur ek naughty smile dete hue boli.
Bhabhi- "Lagata hai kuch jyada hi ghussa hai."

Aisa bolte bolte hi usne apni ek tang darwaje se satakar ghutno se mod li. Aur zhuk kar apni saree ko pakad liya. Fir Kalu ko dekhte dekhete apani saree ko upar uthane lagi. 
Sar...sar...sar...
Haayeee....

Kisi Natak Theater ki taraf wo parda upar jaa raha tha aur usme se ek gori kayamat ki taang nangi padane lagi thi..

To be continued....

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Part 2 -

Ek natak ke parde ki tarah wo parda upar jata gaya, aur usme se wo gori tang khulti gayi.

Bhabhi ne itna upar utha liya ki uski poori ki poori tang nangi ho gayi thi. Upper thigh se lekar toe tak ek sudol gora rang.

Tabhi, bhabhi Fir ek dafa andar dekhkar fir se kalu ko dekhne lagi.
Aur issbaar apna bum bahar ki taraf zhukakar apni saree ko fat se upar utha liya.
Uff..
Wo saree upar hote hi uska bum nanga ho gaya.

Ohhh..
Usne apne chutad ko bhi nanga kar dala tha ab.
Kya bindhast bhabhi thi.



Puri kamar tak uthakar bhabhi ne apni saree ko wahi pakade rakha. Aur ab ek naughty smile dete hue ek thumka lagakar apne nange chutad ki matak dikha di.
Jaise keh rahi ho - " quality dekho idhar"

Ufff..
Thumka kabka khatam ho gaya tha, par uske kulhe ki kampan abhi bhi chal rahi thi..
Wahh...Sach me high quality maal tha.

Kya gol matol kampan tha wo?
Ye gol matol kampan dekh kar kalu kaa dil bhi gop matol ho gaya.



Kasam se aaj bhabhi toh apne sausrwal ke darwaje par hi seduce karne lagi thi. Iske bawjood ki aaj sabse jyada risk thi. Gharwale sadasy toh the hi, par aaj Sunday ke din bhabhi ke dusare sasuraal se, matlab bade chacha, chote chacha ki ghar se koi naa koi milne aa jata tha apni bhabhi ko, apni bahu ko.
Kabhi badi SasuMaa, kabhi bde sasur jee, Nanad Divya.... kabhi bade devar toh kabhi jethani....koi bhi aa sakta hai.


Ab itne risky mahol me bhabhi apni ada dikhaa rahi thi.

Hath kamar par le jaane se blouse ka parda hatakar bhabhi ka mumma bhi bahar aakar matak raha tha. Blouse ke buttons abtak khule hi the.

Ye nazara dekh koi bhi paani mang le. Kalu ka bhi thik wiasa hi haal tha. Bhabhi ki iss Maya me wo bhool hi gaya ki, kuch hi pal pahale uske mooh par kisine bandook taani thi.

Bhabhi- "Haayee.. ab ummid hai thoda ghussa pighal jaaye."

Kalu lagbagh has diya tha, par bhabhi ke ye shabdh sunkar usne fir se chehare ka kaluta wapas laya.

Bhabhi naak bhou chadha kar chounk gayi.

Fir apani nazaron ko itna gira di ki, jaise maano wo khudke andar dekh rahi ho.

Bhabhi- hunnnn....

Bhabhi ne hunnnn karte mooh banakar aahe bhar li.
Ab usne fir se apane ghar me zhank liya. Issbaar ache se. Jaise har kona, har kamare ka darwaja  jaise usne scan maar liya tha. 

Sabkuch chaan lene ke baad usne apna dusara hath bhi niche se saree ke andar daal liya. Aur thoda sa kamar se bend hokar apani chaadi me ungaliya ghusa di.

Ohhhhh...

Aapne kisi ladaki, yaa fir aurat ko khulle me su su karne baithate hue dekha hoga.
Thik usi tarah dar se idhar udhar dekhte hue bhabhi ne ekdum tej raftaar se apni chaddi khinch daali thi.

Syaakkkkk....
Ufff...

Ek hi zhatke me uski chaadi ghutno tak niche khinch gayi thi. Beshak waha ghabrahat wala mahol tha.

Kalu ki chaati me charrrr si awaj aayi.
Ranaji ne toh keval banook taani thi, asali goli toh bhabhi ne maari thi usko.
Wo khud ki anko par yakin kar nahi paa raha tha.

Tabhi bhabhi yaha tak hi nahi ruki, balki kisi bhi pal ka intzaar naa karte hue, apne ghutne sata kar uss chaadi ko niche gira diya. Fir zhuk kar ek hath se wo chaadi utha bhi li.

Ohhh...
Bhabhi ne apne darwaje me apni anadr ki chaddi nikaali thi.
Par ab uska dar thoda kum ho gaya tha. Kyunki uske uth khade hone se ab uski saree niche ho gayi thi.
Ab saree niche hone se bhabhi ko koi khatra nahi tha. Logon ko kya pata chalne wala hai ki kya huaa tha?

Ab ghabrahat thodi kum ho gayi, par uski jagah uske andar ki khujali ne le daali. Ab toh wo aur naughty ho gayi.

Ab bhabhi ne uthayi hui apni chaddi ko ek hath me sametkar use apne mooh ke pass le gayi. Aur uss chaddi ko chum liya.
Ye itna sexy mooh banate kiya tha usne, ki kalu ke dhoti me bhi uski chaadi khool gayi. Matlab uska saap than kar se khada ho gaya tha.

Haayeee...
Kya zahar hai ye aurat!!...
Aise kon tadpata hai?
Wo toh jaan se chala jayega aise..

Ke..
Tabhi,

Bhabhi ne aur bhi sexy ada ke sath fir se kalu ko dekha, aur iss baar jor se uske upar apni panty fek maari.

Zhuuuuu...satttt....

Wo panty seedha kalu ke mooh par jakar giri thi.

Usko aisa laga jaise bhabhi ne uski jaan pakadkar uske hi mooh par maari hai.

Kalu ne phat se wo panty pakad li.

Bhabhi- "Haayeee...ye gulab toh maar ke dekhu? Ab toh ghussa kum ho...ufff. ishhhhh"

Ufff.
bhabhi ne aaj bhi gulabi rang ki panty pahani hui thi. Haa, aaj ki ye panty kal wali se jara alag thi. Thoda fika gulabi rang tha, par uske samne ke side par jali wale hole ka design tha. Jab usne apni ye panty utaar kar hath me ikktha ki, toh wo koi gulab ka fool hi lag rahi thi.


Kalu romanch ki aisi nadi par khada tha, jaha, ho toh rahi thi bhabhi nangi, par subah ki thandi hawa ki sarsari uske badan me doud rahi thi, mano wo hawa ke zhonke bhabhi ko nahi balki use nanga kar rahe hai.

Issbaar toh kalu ko badi mussakkad karni padi thi apne jajbaat ko chupane ke liye.
Par wo bhi bada sakt tha.

Thodi lali toh sawarte sawar nahi rahi thi. par usne apne chehare ka kalota nahi utarne diya.


Usne chehare par toh koi bhaav aane nahi diya, par hath mathe se lagaane ke bahane wo chaadi apne naak ke pass se le gaya.

Haayee...
Kya ajeeb si madak gandh thi wo. Thoda kahi gilapan bhi tha. Ab hoga hi naa...aise exhiboshnist performance se bhabhi ke andar baad toh hogi.

Kalu ka toh man kiya, ki ghussa thook abhi ke abhi chaadi ko chatna shuru kare.
Aur shayd bhabhi bhi yahi cahahti thi ki wo kuch aisa hi bartaaw kare uski panty dekhkar. Par rasleela ki iss exam me ye khatron ka khilaadi pass ho gaya.
Wo abhi bhi mooh latkaaye baithne me kamyaab raha.

Uska sakt dekhkar bhabhi ne toh mooh hi bana liya.

Tabhi bhabhi ko kuch yaad aya.

Bhabhi- Haayeee...Meri chaai...

Mooh me ungali dalkar apni ungali ko katate hue bhabhi andar bhaag gayi.

Bhabhi ke jaate hi kalu ne sukoon ki sans bhar li..aur sabse pahale uss chaddi ko manbhar sung liya. Fir uss gili jagah ko mooh me dalkar kisi lomdi ki tarah poora  sapaasapp...chatne laga.
Uss gili panty me aisi khushboo thi ki, use aisa laga jaise sachmuch wo bhabhi ki chut ko chaat raha ho.
Usne apne dhoti me hath dala aur apne lund ko sehlaane laga. Uska fankarta wo naag machal gaya tha kabse. Wo tanj ke virudh disha me apne lund ko khinchte hue use masalne laga. Iss se toh wo aur masti me aa gaya. Ab toh wo panty aise chaat raha tha jaise jeebh se hi usme ched kara dega. Usne wo panty poori gili kar chodi.


Idhar bhabhi andar jaa rahi thi.
Par jab wo andar bhaagi thi, toh uske shandaar boobs uchalte hue uski hi chaati par patakne lage the. Tab jakar use yaad aya ki " aree ye toh khule hi hai?" Tab use yaad aya ki usne toh blouse khol rakha hai. Usne turant apna pallu odh liya. Ek baar upar bedroom ke darwaje ko dekh liya. Fir kitchen me jaldi se bhaag gayi. Waha jakar bass niche se 2 buttons laga liye. Aur ab pallu apni chaati se odh lete hue ache se chupa liya.

Ab bhabhi ne apna kaam chaai ki taraf badha liya.
Ek Cup nikala, fir uss Cup ke kinaaron ko masale ka gandh chadhakar usme chaai daali. Fir wo chaai lekar chal di. Chalte wakt uski dono tange "bina chaddi ki tu" yahi keh rahe the.

Wo fir se uss darwaje ke pass aayi. Dekha toh kalu fir se apne hisaab me dhyaan lagaane ki acting karte baitha tha. Halaki bhabhi ke aane ki ahat sunkar kuch gulaabi sa usne apni bag me feka tha.

Issbaar bhabhi ne bahar aakar kalu ke hath me chaai ka cup pakda diya.

Chaai ki wo khushboo sungate hi kalu ke man me prasannta ki ek lahar doud gayi.
Bhabhi wahi khadi thi, par idhr udhar dekhkar kisi baat ko tay karne me lagi thi. Wo kuch chalbichal aur ghabraai si lag rahi thi. Aass pass ki har chiz par bariki se dekhkar ache se samajh rahi thi.



Bhabhi ki ye hadbadahat kalu ne notice ki thi, par ab usne apna dhyaan uss garma garam haai par moda. Chuski lene ke liye Kalu ne cup uthakar hoton ke pass laya.

Tabhi wo ruk gaya..

Kalu- Aree..ye toh kali hai....

Usne bhabhi ki Oor dekha..

Par bhabhi tabtak Peet piche fir se uss darwaje tak andar chali gayi thi.

Kalu- Aapke ghar ka doodh khatam huaa?

Bina doodh ki chaai ko dekhkar kalu bola.

Iss baat ko bhabhi ne sun toh liya, par koi jawab nahi diya. Balki wo fir se aur gehari najar se idhar udhar ache se chaan marne lagi. ki kisike aane ki koi ahat toh nahi hai? Ghar ke andar se bhi aur ghar ke bahar se bhi.

Fir sabkuch sahi sa dekhkar ab wo fir se bahar aayi aur kalu ke samne khadi ho gayi.

Iss dafa bhabhi ke chehare par kuch jyada hi tension tha. Par tension ke sath uske andar ka naughty pan bhi bhaari tha. Tabhi man hi man kuch sochakr wo gudgudaai. Aur lajja se bhare jism ko lekar kalu ke samne niche ghutno par baith gayi.

Baithi huii awastha me hi fir se ek baar bahar wale gate ki taraf nazar doudaai..aur fir piche moodkar ghar ke andar bhi ek nazar doudaai.
Koi unchaahi ahat nahi thi. Sivay ek kouwe ke kaav kaav ke.



Ab ek lambi aah bharkar bhabhi ne phat se apne blouse ko pakadkar wo lagaaye gaye 2 buttons nikal diye.

Fir ek mumme ko apne hath lekar khud hi jara sehlaa liya, jara daba liya, fir yaha waha dekhte hue jaldbaazhi me chuchi pakadkar  pinch karne lagi.

Chuchi se toh koi awaj nahi aayi, par pichkaate hi bhabhi ke hoton ki aisi position ho gayi ki kalu ko " pinch"  aisi awaj sunaai di.

Wo pareshaan ho gayi. Wo dar ke maare kuch jald se jald karna chahati thi. Wahi pareshani chehare par lekar usne ab 5, 6, 10 baar khinchataani karne lagi. Par uske mutaabik nahi ho raha tha.

Fir ab pareshaan hokar usne apni ankhe band kar ke poori takad ke sath apne npple ko pichkaya.

Aaauuunchhhhhhh...
Uske mooh se ek hi chinkh nikal gayi.
Par bhabhi khush lag rahi thi. Kyunki uss chinkh ke sath uski chuchi se ek lambi safed dhaara nikal gayi thi.
Shayad wo jo chahati thi wahi huaa.

Usne pahale se hi Cup par nishana dhara huaa tha, toh wo safed liquid seedha kalu ke hatho me pakade chaai ki cup me jakar giri.

Churrrrrrrrr...

Ye dekh kalu ki ankhe safed pad gayi.

Tabhi lagaataar ek ke piche ek aisi 5, 8 safed doodh ki dhaara nikal kar uske cup me aa giri.

Uski wo kaali chaai safed ho gayi.

Wahhh..
Sach me bhabhi aaj kalu ko apne doodh ki chaai Pilane wali thi?


Tabhi bhabhi ne kalu ka hath pakada, aur usko uthakar apne mumme par laga liya. Aur ishaare me keh diya,
" aur kitna? Jitna chaahe le lo"

Kalu samajh gaya.
Usne turant bhabhi ki chuchi pakad li, aur Satasat pichka di.

Churrrr...
Churrr...
Churrrr...

Idhar bhabhi kaa mooh lal ho gaya. Kyunki wo beraham harami itni jor ki dhaar nikalta tha ki bhabhi ki jor ki chinkh ke sath ansu nikal aate har baar.
Ek dum ek asali doodhwale ki tarah.
Ek dum ek asali bhains ki tarah.
Har baar Uski pump ke session se double haal kar deta wo harami bhabhi kaa.

Par issbaar bhabhi ne sara dard chehare ki lali me gholkar jaise apne sasural ki aangan me hi chinkhe gaadh li.
Par ansu nahi rok payi thi.

Churrr..churrr..chur...
Ummmm..aahhhh..uffff..hummmm...

Jaldi jaldi me dhaar ke upar dhaar nikalne lagi.

Wahh..
Kya bhabhi hai..
Aaj toh usne hadd hi kar di. Aaj toh
Apne ghar ke angan me hi kalu se doodh nikalwa liya. Wo bhi tab, jab ghar ke saare Sadasy moujood hai. Yaha tak ki Rana ji ki phone par chillam chillayi bhi wo dono sun sakte the.

Waise abhi abhi bandook ki dhos khaya kalu ghabrahat se kuch pal pahale kamp raha tha. Par ab ye safed dhaara dekhkar wo thoda dheet ban gaya. Ab bass wo mouke ka jyad se jyada fayda uthana chahata tha.
Toh usne phat se kuch hi pal me kai saari dhara pichkaadi.

Ab uss chaai me itna doodh tha ki wo safed chaai special chaai lagane lagi.
Toh,
Ab bhabhi ne uska hath pakadte hue use roka. Aur issbaar wo niche zhuk kar dheemi awaj me boli
Bhabhi- "Haayeee....Chaai kum paani jyada nahi, balki aaj se Chaai kum doodh jyada bolna chahiye logon ko." Ha..ha..ha..haa...ha..ha..

Bhabhi ye tanj kaste hue  joro se hasne lagi.

Par Sala kalu ab bhi naa hasa.

Apni chuchi chuda lete hue bhabhi boli.
Bhabhi- "Doodh khatam kaise hogaa jee? socha aaj ye mahashay naraj hai toh, inko special chaai Pila du?"

Par harami ne koi reaction nahi diya.
Usko toh ab bass koi baat nahi chahiye thi, balki wo ab bass uss special chaai ki chuski lena chahata tha.

Usne turant wo Cup moo se laga liya.

Suuurrrrrrr..aahhhhh...surrrr....

Waise ab bhi wo chup hi rahna chahata tha, par uske mooh se "Wahhhhhh" nikal hi gayi.

Haa..beshak wo utani khass Chaai thi hi.

Par 'wahhh' ko 'ahhhh' bola hai, aise jataane hue kalu ne ek lami aahhh chod di.

Kalu- Aahhhhhhhhhhh...

Mooh par wo bass itna hi keh paya, par uss swad ne usko andar se poora khol ke rakh diya tha. Uska man toh mor bankar nach utha aur uske man ne khudse bass ek hi sawal poocha,"saala, ihh special chaai ka muzhe abtak kaise nahi suza?"

Bhabhi- Aree... Bade battmiz ho aap...itni special khass aapke liye banayi. Kaisi lagi itna bhi nahi bologe?

Kalu- "Bbbbbb..hunnn....badhiyaa...badhiyaa hai....."

Ye fiki tareef sunkar bhabhi toh ghussa ho gayi. Par uski narajgi hataane ke liye wo uske kaan ke pass jakar ekdum sexy awaj me boli....

Bhabhi- " Ufff Ab dekhiye jara..yaha ye shaks uski biwi ke doodh ki special chaai pi rahe hai, jo 5 star hotel me bhi nahi milegi. Mai toh kahati hu kahi nahi milegi. Aur wo naa samajh inhe bhikaari bol rahe hai!..uffff.."

Ye bolkar bhabhi mooh par ulta hath rakh kar has padi..

Par kalu?
Harami andar se toh hase jaa raha tha.. par chehare par chu- ki- mooh nahi.

Bikhari shabd sunakr toh aur bhi naraj hone ki acting karne laga.

Par chuskiyaa lekar chaai thosane laga tha barabar...

Tabhi, bhabhi ne uski bag me apni panty ko dekha, jo usne chupaya tha.

Bhabhi ne uski bag me se apni wo gulabi panty uthaai aur fir se haskar kamsin awaj me boli..

Bhabhi- " Ab ye bhi dekhiye, " uski wife ki panty inke pass hai, jiski koi kya kimat lagaaye? Ab itni kimati chiz inke pass hai, aur wo naa samajh inhe bhikaari bol rahe hai!.."

Bhabhi fir se hasne lagi..

Usne bhi thaan li thi ki use hasakar rahegi.

"Fir bhi wo naa samajh inhe bhikaari bol rahe hai" Ye line bolne ki ek alag nizji tone rakhi thi bhabhi ne. Jo dant hont chabaate rk randipana wali ada ke sath sexy awaj me bol rahi thi har baar.

Bhabhi ne ab wo apni panty wapas wahi uski bag me chod di.


Ab bhi kalu ki kathorta dekhte hue wo thoda ghussa ho gayi. Jaise use kisi kimat par hasaane kaa jimma le liya ho.

Isbaar bhabhi ne phat se uska ek hath pakad liya aur seedha apne mumme par rakh diya, jiska doodh nahi nikla tha.

Fir uski ankho me dekhte hue Kalu ke hath se hi apne mumme ko khud hi dabaane lagi...

Fir bol padi.
Bhabhi- "Haayeee....ufff..muuuhhh...aah.dard ho raha hai...ummm..kalu jee..dhime se...ummhhh....haayee dekhiye, ab toh ye mahashay unki biwi ke boobs bhi daba rahe hai..haayee..dayyaa..aur wo naa samajh inko bhikari kahe?.."

Harami kalu itni badi ankhe banakar apne panje me control lete hue dabana shuru kiya. Ye dekhkar a bhabhi ne apna hath hata liya aur usko apna mumma dabaane diya.

Bhabhi- " Haayeee...ummmhhhh..haayeee...kaise masal rahe hai....baap kaa maal samajhkar...uff...aur ye bass aaj nahi, balki ye toh aise masalkar roj doodh bhi nikal le jaate hai inki biwi kaa...hunnn.. aur haayee re jamana..ye naa samajh inko bhikaari kahate hai...!"

Kalu andar khushiyon ke bomb foot rahe the.

Par ek lahar bhi chehare par aane naa dete hue hawas ka poojaari ne dabaake masalna chaalu hi rakha.

Bhabhi ab dard se karhaa gayi.
Ab usne uske hath ko door kiya.

Bhabhi- "Haayeee..umhhh...itna ghussa? Ki itni berahmi se unki biwi ke aise daba rahe hai? Kitna najook ang hota hai wo, wo toh mar jaayegi... aur aap hai ki? Aur mai seh bhi leti, magar ab bhi aapke chehare par koi reactions nahi hai. Poori Chupp-ki- Hupp...Ab aur kya kare hum?"


Shikayat bhara aisa bolte hue bhabhi uski taraf zhuki, aur apna chehara uske mooh ke pass le gayi.
Itne pass aate hi bhabhi ke jism ki wo vishesh gandh Kalu ke rom rom me salat gayi.
Bhabhi ne aage badhate hue dheeme se uske gaal par ek pappi de di. Aur boli.

Bhabhi- "Par Mai bhi kum nahi"

Aur jaldi fir piche hokar sharm se boukhallate hue apna mooh chupa liya. 

To be continued....

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Part 3


Gaal pe chummi padate hi kalu ka kalutha gaal, dekhte hi gulabi ho gaya. 

Par harami dheet toh dheet tha. 
Bhabhi ke pappi par bhi nahi fisla. 
Use pata tha ki abhi filhal ke liye vishavmitra banane me hi bhalai hai.

Bhabhi- Aree...dekhe...itni khubsoorat aurat ki pappi se bhi nahi mana. Aree baap re..itna ghussa?...haayeee...mere karam...Lagata hai special pappi ki hi jaroorat hai...

Aisa bolkar bhabhi ne uske balonko pakadkar use apani taraf kar liya, aur palak zhapakte hi uske hoton ko chum liya.

Ufff...ohh..my..hod...

Kya lucky tha harami kalu.

Bhabhi ke komal sukand hont ka sparsh hote hi kalu ke lund tak current gay

Jab wo pass aayi thi, toh hont ke chune se pahale uski garam sanse chu gayi thi.
Kalu wahi ghayal ho gaya tha.

Bhabhi- Haayeee..dayya..ab bhi koi fark nahi? Ye kaisa bighadana? Kalu jee? Hello....????...Hum aapse baat kar rahe hai..

Kalu- Uw..wuuu..wu...Thik hi toh hu.

Bhabhi- Haa..ha.. pata chal raha hai kya khak thik hai..

Bhabhi- Haayee..ab mai kya karu???? aap hi baata dijiye ki mai kya karu?

Kalu- Jee..kuch nahi..

Bhabhi- Haayeee...lagata hai bahot andar tak buraa maan gaye aap. 

Bhabhi ne kuch sochte hue apne baalo me ungali daali.

Bhabhi- Haayee...Par ab mai jan gayi hu,...jaan gayi ki, ye ghussa kaise shant hoga....

Uske pass jakar bhabhi dheemi awaj me boli

Bhabhi- ye darsal narajgi nahi hai, balki badale ki aag me jal raha hai...hai naa?

Kalu- jee?

Bhabhi- Haa..ab mai jaan gayi hu...

Iss baar bhabhi uthkar darwaje ke pass bhaag gayi, aur fir se poora jayja liya.

Blouse ko hath se pakada huaa tha.

Sabkuch thik dekhkar wo fir se piche Kalu ke pass aayi.

Issbaar bhabhi ke chehare se shararat thodi kum ho gayi thi, aur uski jagah laaj ne le li thi.

Wo kuch jyada hi lajjit thi..

Ab wo fir se pahale jaise Kalu ke pass baith gayi. Fir zhuk kar uske kaano me bola

Bhabhi- Aap ye badala unki biwi se kyu nahi lete?

Kalu ye sunte hi romanchit ho gaya.


Bhabhi- Apna poora ghussa unki biwi par utaar do. Toh...bataye...Kya karna chahoge? Hun..hun....Kya kar sakate hai? Hummm..hummm..
Ek kaam kijiye...

Itna bolkar bhabhi fir se uske kano ke pass gayi aur ekdum lajja se boli.
Ye bolte wakt usne apni ankhe band hi kar li thi sharm ke maare.

Bhabhi- Aap uske biwi ki gand marna chahoge?
Ufff..

Ye sunte hi kalu uchal pada. Apne andar ek ajeeb gudgudi lekar kampane laga.

Uski halat dekh bhabhi badmashi bhari hasne lagi..

Bhabhi- Ha..ha..ha..ha....hummmm...
Haa..lagata hai ab jaakar current laga...haa..ha..ek kaam hi kijiye, aap uski biwi ki gand hi maar do...

Aisa bolkar bhabhi apne ghutno par ho gayi.
Fir idhar udhar fir se dekh bhabhi ne piche se apani saree uthana shuru kiya.
Uff...
Kya najara tha..

Jaise jaise wo saree upar jaa rahi thi, wo gori tange khulte khulte wo bada sa gol matol wala nitamb bhi dikhne laga.
Wahi rukakar bhabhi ek baar sharm se zep gayi.

Aur ek lambi sans bharkar fir se saree ko uthana shuru kiya.

Ohhhh...
Ab wo poora chutad khul gaya. 
Matlab bhabhi ne apni saree poori ki poori kamar tak utha li. 

Wahhh...
Kya najara tha uske samne.

Darsal Bhabhi ka mooh kalu ki taraf, aur uska pichwada kalu ke pair ke ghutne tak aake khada tha.
Iss angal se kalu ko uss nange kulhe ki lakir bas dikh rahi thi. Toh ab bhabhi ne apni gand ko jara uski taraf zhukaya. 

Ufff..ab wo poora nanga kulha kalu ko dikh gaya.


Fir ab bhabhi ne kalu ka hath utha liya.
Fir uski ankho me dekhte uska hath apne piche le jaakar apne kulhe par rakha diya.
Ohhh...

Aisa karne ke liye bhabhi ko apne pet ko marodkar khudko kuch jyada hi kalu ki taraf karna pada tha.
Halaki, bhabhi itna bhi uski taraf zhuki nahi thi ki chut bhi dikhe. Itni khabardaari wo hamesha karti aayi thi.

Par ab kalu ka hath bhabhi ke kulhe tak pahunch gaya tha.

Haayeee..

Jaise hi uss madmast chutad pe Kalu ka hath laga, uss touch se uski ki dhadkane jor jor se dhadak gayi.


Tabhi, fir se kalu ko dekhte hue bhabhi ne iss dafa usko halki ankh mar li. Aur kuch ishara karte hue boli

Bhabhi- "Chaliye, maine apni gand aapke hath me de di hai, Ab jaldi se meri gand maariye."

Itna bolkar wo joro se hasne lagi. Uski boli me itni kamukta thi ki, koi wahi zad jaaye. Khass karke jab wo "gand" shabd apne mooh se bol rahi thi, tob wo itni lajjit ho rahi thi, ki laaj se wo shabd bheeg kar kalu tak pahunch raha tha.
 Jaise thook lagakar tayaar gand.

Kalu ke toh kya kehane!
Ahhaa!
Wo toh khud ke nasib ko badhaai dete hue andar hi andar foole nahi sama raha tha.

Apni khushi nigalkar usne bhabhi ki gand par ek phatka maara.
" aaahhhh..uiiiiiiimaaaaa.."

Bhabhi ki uiimaa nikal gai.

Par ye wala fatka bada hi halka mara tha kalu ne.







Bhabhi- "Haayeee...itna jor kaa apmaan huaa hai, aur itni halki punishment? Nahi..nahi...thoda jor se maar sakte hai..agar aap chahe toh?

Ye sunte hi kalu kaa hath sakt ho gaya. Majdoor ke hath kaa teekha fatka ab bhabhi chakhne wali thi.
Lage hath usne turant ek jordaar tamacha jada diya.


Satttaaaakkkkk..
" aunchhhhhhhhhhh...auiiiimaaaaachhhhh..."

Ye fatka itna teekha tha ki bhabhi kaa poora badan sikud gaya aur usne 100 koshishe ki hongi apni chinkh ko dabbane ki, par akhirme wo chinkh hi padi.

Subah ki uss sard hawa me ye dabi hui awaj uske sasural ke angan me bikhar gayi.

Uss chikne gore kulhe par hawa ke sarsarane se pahale uski ungaliyon ke gulabi nishaan umad aaye.

Bhabhi- "aunch..uffff..fuuuuu..fuuuu...fuuuu..hummm.."

Wo dard thama nahi tha ki, 
Tabhi kalu ne aur ek jor kaa tamacha jad diya
Satttaakkkkkkkk...fattakkkkkkk

Bhabhi- wuiiiiiiiiiiii...aaaaunchhh...ssssssaaahhhhhh....wuuuiiimaaaaaaaaa.....

Bhabhi ne toh apna pichwada hi niche gira diya issbar.
Unke ghar ke baramade par tiles lage hue the. Uss thande tiles par wo nanga nitamb satik jaa baitha.
Garam huaa wo nitamb jab thande farsh se jaa tika, bhabhi ke mooh se srrrrrrrrr...nikal gayi...

Bhabhi- uffff..aaaannnnhhhhaaa...

Tabhi bhabhi ek rotalu chehara bannate hue boli

 Bhabhi- "Haayee....ek hi baar bola tha! Haayeee...uff..aur kitna jor se mara? Haayyeee...uhu...uhu...


To be continued......

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Part 4


Bhabhi- "Haayee....ek hi baar bola tha! Haayeee...uff..aur kitna jor se mara? Haayyeee...uhu...uhu...

Kalu dheet bhabhi ki lal ho chuki chutad par dekhta raha.

Bhabhi- Khair jaane dijiye, ab toh apne uski biwi ki gand bhi maar li, ab toh ghussa khatam kijiye. Ufff..haayee dekhe kitni berahami se maari hai? Poori lal kar daali aapne toh.."

Request ki mudra karte bhabhi bol padi.

Bhabhi jab bhi apne mooh se gaand bol rahi thi, wo bahot hi lajjit ho rahi thi. Uski mooh se wo shabd bahot hi dhimi awaj me nikal raha tha.

Bass 2, 3 fatkon se hi sach me uski ungaliyon ke nishaan umad gaye the waha. Itna premium maal hi tha wo ki halka touch se bhi lal ho jaaye.



Tabhi uske nange nitambh ko kuch chubh gaya.

Bhabhi- Haayee..aunchhh...
Usne niche hath dalkar kuch bahar nikala.
Wo kalu ka Pen tha. Jis se hisaab kitaab chal raha tha.

Haa.. Kalu likh sakta tha, padh sakta tha. Jyada nahi par dhime dhime padh -likh leta kabhi jaroorat pade toh. Jaise security guard wale entry karte hai ek ek akshar likh ke.


Pen ko uthakar bhabhi ko aur kuch shararat sujhi.

Haste hue fir se ek ada se boli..

Bhabhi- Haayeee..dayya..lagata hai gand markar bhi koi khush nahi hai. Haayee..dayya...ab kya apne naam hi karwa ke manoge?
Khair, Agar usi se dil khush hoga aapka toh, ye Lilly wo bhi karne ko tayaar hai."

Itna bolkar bhabhi ne kalu ke samne wo pen fekte hue ishara kiya. Aur khud fir se ghutno par khadi ho gayi.  Ab fir se apni saree ko uthakar apna ek nitamb nanga kiya.

Kalu toh hairaani se dekh raha tha sab khel.
Bhabhi- "Haayee.. chaliye, ab apna naam likhwa kar apne naam karwa lijiye iss mulk ko."

Itna bolkar has di."

Kalu turant jaan gaya ki use karna kya hai.
Haa..issbaar lekin koi marker pen nahi, balki sadha ballpen tha.

Wo turant ghasitate hue thoda aage badha. Aur bhabhi ke nange kulhe ke pass pahunch gaya.
Beshak waha pahunchte hi uski nazar nitamb ki khaai me hi dekhne wali thi. Par chalakh bhabhi ne uske waha pahunchne se pahale hi dono tangon ke bich apna hath rakh liya tha. Ab wo bina chut dikhaye bindhast khadi reh sakti thi.

Iska ghussa kalu ki Kalam me utar gaya. Pen ki nip ke Pahale sparsh se bhabhi ke pure badan me gudgudaai beh gayi. Par jald chubhne wali nip se wo kalu ka ghussa jaan gayi.
Ab kuch hi pal me waha 2 Akshar ubhar aaye.
"KA" "LU"

Usne inn aksharon par 5, 6 baar pen ghumakar ache khaase dark bana diye.

Nile Akshar me likha kalu ka naam bhabhi ke gore nitamb par shaan se laharane laga.

Bhabhi- " Haayeee..apna naam likhwa kar ye mulukh kabeej kar liya aapne?" aisa bolkar bhabhi hasne lagi.

Kalu garv se apna naam dekh raha tha.
Ek aurat apne ghar ke angan me hi kisi aur mard se uska naam apni gand par likhwa le rahi thi.

Iss se bhadiya koi romanch kya hoga?

Bhabhi- " dekhiye...unki biwi apni gand par inka naam likwa kar ghum rahi hai, aur iske pati unki aukaat nikaal rahe the. Ab samajhenge inki aukaat! Hun...ye toh malik hai, aur wo nasamajhinhe bhikaari bol rahe hai..ufff...kya hi bole unhe?."

Kalu turant uth gaya, aur apne lund ke tent ko thik karke jeb se mobile nikal liya. Aur turant usi pose me bhabhi ka ek photo nikal liya.


Ghussa ki wajay ulta bhabhi khush hi ho gayi.

Bhabhi- " Chale, kuch toh reaction aayi...agar isi se ghussa kum hone laga hai toh ye bhi photo lijiye."

Aisa bolkar bhabhi ne apna blouse hatakar mumme dikhate hue V akar me 2 ungaliya kar li.

Bhabhi- V for Victory.....Chizzzz..

Khachaakkk....

Ghar ke angan me ye photo ek lambi dasta bayaa karne wala tha future me.


Khair,
Idhar wo alag hi level ka banda tha.

Tango ke bich bhabhi ke hath ko usne 2 baar zhuk ke dekhne ki koshish ki, aur fir ekdum se fir se akar apani jagah par aakar baith gaya.

Usne abtak chaai gatak li thi. Special chaai.
Issbaar khali cup dete hue bola
Kalu- Bhabhi, wo paise ka huaa toh dekhiye, hum garib ko ab nikalna hoga.

Harami waha se bilkul nahi hilne wala tha, par usne toh than li thi, ki aaj toh wo chut dekh kar hi jayega. Aur wo bhi bhabhi khud dikhayegi.

Bhabhi ne ghusse se wo Cup chin liya.
Bhabhi- Kya huaa hai aapko?  Itna ghussa thik nahi. Ab aur kya karu?

Fir krodh se kalu ko dekhte hue seedha uski taraf badh gayi aur uski god me jaa baith gayi.

Ufff..

Ab ye kamsin bhabhi uske god me baithi thi. Pahale wo band kamare me ek duare se lipat gaye the. Issbaar suraj ki roshni me. Aisi aurat bahome pakar kalu toh paani paani ho gaya. Niche se uske lund ne aisi halchal macha di, jaise ek chuha bhabhi ko niche se khuredne laga ho. Use mehsoos karke bhabhi toh aur chalbichal ho gayi.

Issbaar ghussa toh chehare par dikh hi raha tha, par bhabhi andar se kamuk bhi utni hi ho chuki thi.
uski adaaye, uski nazare, uska wo sans ko bich me hi rokna aur uski taraf taraf ki harkate dekh saaf saaf pata chala raha tha ki wo andar se kitna garam ho chuki hai.


Ab bhabhi ne apni baahe uske gale dalte hue wo uske aur kareeb ho gayi.

Fir uske hoton ke pass jakar boli.

Bhabhi- "Aapki aukaat nikali gayi thi naa? Ab mai unki izzat aapke hawale kar dungi. Fir jamana dekhega aapki aukat." Aapki aukaat dekhni hai naa?

Bhabhi ke Iss baat ko kahane ki style me kuch jyada hi gehraai thi.
Pata nahi wo kya karne ki soch rahi thi?

Kalu ko bhi same laga. Kalu ye soch hi raha tha ki tabhi bhabhi ne uske shirt ke buttons kholna shuru kiye.

Ufff..

Ek..ek karke upar ke 3 buttons khol diye.
Kalu ne andar safed baniyan pahani thi.
Fir bhabhi ne uski wo shirt ek taraf khiska kar uski bah ko khula kiya.

Ab bhabhi ne ek lambi sans lekar chehare par ek ajeeb gambhirta laayi. Har baar wo kalu ki nazaro me dekh kar koi action karti thi,  par issbaar usne upar dekhna tala. Kalu ne bhabhi ke chehare par aisa bhaav pahale kabhi nahi dekha tha, mano koi hajaaro saal pyaasi vaishya uske bahome baithi hai. Pata nahi aage kya karegi?

Tabhi kalu ko abtak ka sabse bada zhatka laga.
Uski dhadakane toh jaise usi pal tham gayi.
Uffff...
Aisa kya huaa?

Darsal uss aurat ne agale hi pal apne sar ko kalu ki ek side ki bagal me ghusaya tha.

Wo baalo se bhari aur pasine ki badaboo me latpat uski wo kali bagal.

Yakkkkk...thooo....

Kalu bagal uthakar bass dekhta raha.

Aur bhabhi ankh band karke uss badaboo ko sung kar kuch mehsoos karne lagi.

Tabhi kalu ko kuch geela ehsass huaa.
Usne dekha toh wo hairaan reh gaya.

Haa..ha..

Bhabhi ne apni jeebh nikal kar kalu ki wo gandhi badbudaar bagal chaat li thi.

Halaki ek hi baar, par puri rapat se chaati thi.
Uffff...

Ek baar chatate hi wo waha se hat gayi, aur Kalu ke samne aakar ek ada ke sath apni uss jeebh ko hoton se laga laga kar ek baar fir chaat gayi.
Ufff..

Oh..my..hod..
Kya sach me?

Bhabhi ne uss gande doodhwale ki ek bagal  chaat li aur uska pasina shaan se chakh liya tha.

Ye dekh kalu ke toh hosh hi udd gaye.

Usne filmo me tongue kiss karti aurat dekhi thi. Lund chusti aurat dekhi thi. Par aisa kuch ganda  wo pahali baar dekh raha tha. Dekhna toh door,  usne toh sapne me bhi nahi socha tha.

Halaki jis din bhabhi ne uska zhoota lollypop khaya tha, usi din kalu ko jara sa andaja ho gaya tha,  ki ye koi mamuli aurat nahi hai, ye nasal kuch khass hai. Par bhabhi aage jakar aisa kuch karegi ye usne nahi socha tha.

Kalu iss baat ko pacha hi nahi paa raha tha.

Tabhi bhabhi keh di

Bhabhi- "Dekha, ye hai aapki aukaat. "


Kalu hairaan - pareshaan bass dekhta raha.
Wo kuch bol naa paya.

Bhabhi- Haayeee...Ab toh khil jaao.

Iss baar kalu khud ghussa fek dena chahata tha.
Ghussa toh kya? Iss baat par ek pal ke liye use aisa laga ki, apna kaleja nikal bhabhi ko de de..
Wo khud hasna chahata tha, par issbaar uska chehara has hi nahi paa raha tha. Wo itne bade sadme me chala gaya tha.

Bhabhi- "Achaa? Ye baat hai? Ab toh aapka ghusaa nikalke hi rahungi.  Mai saari hade paar kar ke itna gir jaungi ki aapko hasna hi hoga. Mai bhi kabhi haar nahi manti."

Aisa bolkar bhabhi uske bahome hi jara piche let gayi.
Aur fir se uss tarike ke bhaav chehare par laakar bol padi.

Bhabhi- "Ab mai chahati hu ki aap ghussa thook de."

Itna bolkar apni ankhe band kar li.

Kalu kuch samjha nahi. Par tabhi bhabhi ne apna mooh khol diya. Pura mooh kholkar apni jeebh bahar nikal li. Fir ankho se kuch ishara kar diya.


Mooh ke aisa kholke uss ishaare ka matlab ab jakar kalu ko smajh aa gaya.

Wo samajh gaya ki bhabhi kya chahati thi.

Ye samajhme aate hi Kalu kaa khoon thanda pad gaya.
Ye abtak kaa use laga sabse bada zhatka tha.
Wo zhatka aisa tha ki lund ke khade hone ki wajay uska khada lund phat se gir pada. Itna bada shock use abtak kabhi nahi laga tha. Wo bass sunnn pad gay kuch pal ke liye.

Toh ab bhabhi ne apni ankhe band kar li aur ab  bina ankhe khole hi fir se jidd se ishara kiya.

Par kalu ye sach manane ko ready hi nahi tha.

Toh bhabhi ne fir se apna mooh uski taraf uthate hue jaldi ka ishara karte hue usko uksaya.
Kalu ko toh aisa laga Jaise wo koi sangeen jurm karne ko use bol rahi ho.
Par wo aisa jurm tha, jiski saja bhabhi pana chahati thi.

Fir se 1 baar ke uksaane ke baad ab kalu wo karne ko raazhi ho gaya.

Toh ab kya?

'Kalu ne aage aakar bhabhi ke mooh me Thook diya.'

Ufff...

Thook ko liye wo uthi aur ankhe khol li. Issbaar kalu ko bina kisi reaction ke dekhte hue usne uski thook ko phat se nigal liya aur jeebh ko hont par ghuma liya.

Kalu ye sab dekh kar hairaan, pareshaan,  sunn pad gaya tha. Ganda nasha kalu pahali baar mehsoos kar raha tha.

Bhabhi- " Yee hai aapki aukaat. Aur ye hai unke biwi ki aukat. Samjhe? Ab toh ghussa bhi thook diya, ab toh hasna hi padega aapko!!!!"

To be continued...

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Part 5




Kabhi kabhi aisa kuch ho jata hai ki, jiska aapke pass koi tark nahi reh jata, jawab nahi reh jata, bass wo baat reh jaati hai. Yaha khushi narajgi ki baat hi nahi reh jaati. Wo mahol itna jabardast hota hai ki, aapka shock se hi pet bhar jata hai. Aur yaha Kalu bhi isi parmoch anand me doob gaya tha isswakt. Bhabhi ka kaand hi kuch aisa tha ki wo bol toh kuch nahi paya,  magar Issdafa kalu ke jism ne hi jawab de diya. Kalu ka lund ye dekh kabka gir pada tha. Pahali baar bina zhade kalu aisi prasannata ka anubhav kar raha tha.
Wo andar se khil utha tha.
Aur issbaar jakar uske chehare par hasi nikal gayi.

Uska ye khila huaa chehara dekh ab jaake bhabhi ne lambi sans bhar li.

Bhabhi- "Haayee..dayya..shukr hai..shukar hai....Haa yahi..yahi... aab jakar ghussa utar gaya lagata hai. Dekhiye kya khil ke aya aapka chehara."

Aisa bolkar haste hue bhabhi uski baho se uth gayi. Wo aisa hass rahi thi jaise abhi abhi kuch huaa hi naa ho, aur sabkuch normal hi toh ho.

Jaise uske liye ye baat kuch hai hi nahi, uss level ki saralta lekar bhabhi uthkar apne blouse ke buttons lagaate andar ek baar dekhne darwaje tak aa gayi.
Wo dono khushi se zhoom gaye the,
Kalu issbaar bol pada.

Kalu- Heyyyy bhagwan,  ye kaa tha? Aisa adbhut hamne pahale kabhi kuch nhi dekha.

Aisa bolkar usne ane sar pe hath rakhe.

Bhabhi- "achaa? Ab jaakar ye goonga bol pada. Uff.. Bade papad belne pade. Aapka ghusa bhi bada dheet hai."

Kalu- He bhagwannnnn....ye din mai kabhi nahi bhool paunga..bhabhi aap kya ho?....Maan gaya aapko..

Kalu shock bhare expression se poochne laga.

Bhabhi- Chale, ab bahot huaa. Mai kisi ke bhi baare me kuch baat nahi karna chahati...fir se unki taraf se mai sorry mangati hu. Aaj wo thode garam hai.

Kalu- Lagata hai unka bhi ghussa aise hi kum karogi.

Bhabhi hasne lagi.
Bhabhi- "Dekhiye naa.. bichaari aapki bhabhi ko kya kya karna padata hai."

Naraj mudra ki acting karte hue hath ulta kar ke mathe pe patka diya.

Kalu- Par baat yeh hai ki, Loha koi aur garam kare, aur ab hathoda koi aur maarega?

Bhabhi khilkar hasne lagi. Par iska koi jawab nahi diya.

Kalu- kuch bhi kahe, aaj toh aapne kamal hi kar diya. Aapke jaisi biwi milne wale ka kya naseeb hai.

Bhabhi- Hunnn..nasib apka bhi kuch kum nahi.

Kalu- Haa..ye baat toh hai. Aaj ke baad toh katai koi shikayat nahi rahegi iss doodhwale ki zhidagi ki. Aapne ise kahi aur hi pahuncha diya hai. Iss garib ko iss duniya kaa sabse amir bana dala.

Bhabhi- Chaliye, ab bahot huaa. Mai abhi aapke paise laati hu.

Uss harami ko laga nahi tha bhabhi aise hi bich me khatm karegi.
Ab uske hasne par use pachatawa hone laga.

Kalu- Bhabhi...ruu..ruuu...rukiye..

Bhabhi- kya huaa?

Kalu- ka..ka..ka..kuch nahi..Matlab aur thodi der....Matlab  jara rukiye naa...

Bhabhi- Achaa jee???? Abak toh baat karne ko raaji nahi the, aur ab aur thoda time? maar khaoge..ab kuch nahi..nikale bass..

Aisa bolkar hasne lagi..

Kalu- che...lagata hai aur thodi der ghussa barkrar rakhna chahiye tha.

Ye sunakr bhabhi hasne lagi
Bhabhi- Maar khaoge...Bade aayee...chaliye..

Aisa bolkar bhabhi andar jaane lagi.
Tabhi wo ruk gayi aur fir se mood gayi.
Bhabhi- Haayeee...meri wo?... Mai toh bhool hi gayi...dijiye usko yaha..

Aisa bolkar bhabhi bhagte hue kalu ke pass aayi aur uski thaili me hath dalkar apni panty lene zhuki. Uski thaii me panty dhoond hi rahi thi ki,

Tabhi fat se kalu ne bhabhi ka hath pakad liya.
Ab aisa mouka wo kaha jaane dene wala.

Bhabhi- Shuuu...chodo..kya kar rahe ho?
Kalu ne bhabhi ko ghumaya aur fir se apni god me bitha liya.

Bhabhi- Ye kya kar rahe ho? Pagal ho gaye ho kya? Jaane do.

Kalu- Bhabhi jee..bhabhi jee...
Bass ek jara saaa..sun lijiye...

Bhabhi- Sun leti hu.. par pahale chodo muzhe.

Thik hai bolkar kalu ne hath chod diya. Bhabhi fat se uth gayi...

Kalu- Wo..ek khwahish thi...Matlab seene me abhi bhi thoda ghussa jal raha hai. Ek kar doge toh poora ghussa shant ho jaaye. Ab itna kar hi diya hai toh...

Bhabhi- Kya?

Ghusse bhari najar se bhabhi ne puch liya..

Kalu- Wo Darshan karwa dijiye...

Bhabhi- What? Kya Darshan.

Kalu- Aap bhi janati ho mai kya bol raha hu. Hum aapki chut dekhna cahate hai. Itni kareeb se.  Aur uss ring ko ungali lagana chahate hai..

Bhabhi ne shocking bhare chehare se ghussa ugal diya. Par sharm se lal bhi ho gayi.

Bhabhi- What? Chale...bahot huaa aapka...ab nikale...Mai dhakke maar ke bahar nahi nikal rahi hu yahi kafi samajh lo. Nikle....

Kalu- Areee..ab itna sab kuch kar chuki hai...Bass itna karwado toh humra poora ghussa shant ho jayega. Chale hath lagaane nahi de rahi, toh kum se kum dikha hi do. Sasura pahale din dekha tha aapki chut ko. Wo bhi halki si. Tab se taras raha hu. Ab toh wo ring thi bhi ki nahi, wo bhi sapna lag raha hai. Bass ek baar sach me hai yaa nahi, dekhne de. Roj raat ko sapne me aakar muzhpar hasti hai.

Bhabhi andar se lajaa se bhar gayi thi par wo ghussa dikhaate hue saaf saaf mana kar gayi.

Bhabhi- Just shut the fuck off...get out...you cheap begger.....

Aisa bolkar angreji me gali bol di.

Kalu kuch samjha nahi, par bhabhi kaa ghussa samajh gaya.

Kalu- Thik hwi jee..nahi toh nahi...Agar ye nahi toh uske badale me pila dijiye.

Bhabhi- What?


Kalu- Ab special chaai pila hi di hai. Toh socha maine ki....matlab..Ab ho sake toh chuchiyon se ek dafa aapka doodh chakhna mil jaaye toh...

Bhabhi ekdum ghusse se dekhne lagi..

Bhabhi- Shut up...aakhir ab bolna shuru kar hi diya naa aapne? Chup the wahi thik tha.


Kalu- Chuchiyon se Pila dijiye, yaa fir chut dikha dijiye.. poora ghussa shant ho jayega jee. Fir koi shikayat nahi...

Bhabhi- Chiii..sabse pahale toh ye ganda bolna band kijiye. Kya bhasha istmaal karte ho aap?
Aur duja ye ki, bhaad me jaayiye.


Kalu- Are..kaa huaa? ab tak ghussa hi toh thik kar rahi thi? Ab thoda sa reh gaya hai toh isme hum kya kar sakte hai? Sabse asan tareeka de diya hai aapke liye. Jaate jaate ise bhi kar dijiye, toh hum poora santusht. Aapke liye toh baaye hath ka khel hai ye. Dikha nahi sakte toh chuchi dedo. Jo kai baar de chuki ho. Jyada kuch thode hi mang rahe hai? Aur waise bhi ek hi chuska lekar chod denge. Adha second bhi nahi lagega. Bass ek baar chakhna chahate hai. Bass ek hi baar.

Bhabhi- Aap muzhe mat sikhayiye. Jo hona tha, ho gaya. Ab aap chup chaap ghar jaayeiye.

Kalu- Achha..toh hum yi chaddi nahi denge.


Kalu chote bache ki tarah jidd wqla expression dete hue bol pada.

Bhabhi- Kya? Ye kya battmiji hai? Lao..chaliye..jaldi dijiye idhar.

Bhabhi uss se chin lene ki koshish karne lagi.

Bhabhi- Ye kya pagalpan laga rakha hai? Mai chup tabtak chup.warnaa.... Ab hadd paar karne lage ho aap. Chupchaap de dijiye aur nikaliye.

Kalu- bass ek dafa ...ek hi dafa..

Bhabhi- Maine kaha naa...nahi..
Itna kehkar bhabhi ghusse se uski taraf hath karke isharo me apni chaddi mangane lagi.

Kalu bhabhi ki chaddi uthakar usko bass dikhaane laga. Fir apni pant me uss chaddi ko halka sa daba liya.

Ab bhabhi ki wo chaddi uske pet par latak rahi thi aur uska kuch hissa uski pant me ghusa hua tha.

Uski ye harkat se bhabhi ghussa ho gayi.

Bhabhi- Nahi dena toh naa do.

Aisa bolkar bhabhi ghusse se andar chali gayi.

Bhabhi ka aise jana Kalu ko samjha gaya ki aaj ka show khatam ho gaya hai.





To be continued....

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Part - 6



Bhabhi ghar ke andar aa gayi.

Andar aakar deewar se sat kar thodi sanse bhar li. Ab toh uska dil aur joro se dhadakne laga. Kyunki bahar usne kya kya kaand kar daale the uska realization ab andar aakar jyada hone laga usko. Waha kitni risk thi aur ye aurat kum se kum 15min tak nange kaand karte rahi thi.
Uska ek alag romanch apne andar lekar ab bhabhi aage badhi.

Chalte samay usko bina panty kaa feel ho raha tha. Par apni exhiboshnist lilly ke liye ye nayi baat nahi thi. Wo bina matlab ke aise hi kai saare awasar par matlab kabhi bhi apani panty ko saree ke andar ghutno tak utaar ke wahi latkaaye gharbhar ghumati thi. Ye uski ek alag hi fantasy thi. Uska exhiboshnist karnama aanewale episode me aur jyada pata chalega.

Ab wo waise hi seedhiya chadhkar apne bedroom me pahunch gayi.

 Bed par uska pati kaam karte baitha tha. Samne laptop aur kaan pe mobile.
Rana ab bhi chilla- chilla kar kisiko jawaab dene me laga tha.

Pati kaa kaam aur unka mood dekhkar Bhabhi ne ishaare se hi doodhwale ke paise ki yaad dila di. Pati ne haa me sar hila diya.

Toh kupburd me rakhe paise lekar bhabhi fir se niche aa gayi.

Seedhiya utarte wakt uski nazar Golu ki room par padi. Wo bilkul band hi thi. Shayad aaj chutti hai isliye aram se soya hai. 

Wo waha se niche aa gayi aur ab apne sasur ki room par bhi najare dali. Sasur ke room se bhi kuch jyada awaj nahi aa rahi thi.

Bhabhi ko thoda safe laga. Usne turant mooh latkaakar baitha kalu soch liya. 
Waise seedhiyaa utarte wakt uske kaan me abhi tak wahi baat baj rahi thi, jo kalu ne mangi thi.
Wo soch soch gulaabi hoti jaa rahi thi.

Bhabhi ne choukanna rehate hue fir se har taraf ka jayaja le liya. Aur ab fir se wo bahar aayi.

Usne dekha ki,

Kalu apne aap ko koste hue kuch anap- shanap gungunate baitha hai.



Bhabhi- Ye lijie, aapke paise, ise lijiye aur ab chale jaayiye.

Bhabhi ne aage aakar paise badhaate hue kaha.

Kalu ne upar dekha. Wo kuch kahana chahata tha, par bhabhi kaa chehara dekhkar wo chup raha. Usne chupchaap paise liye.
Par rakhte wakt wo kuch bol pada.

Kalu- " Thik hai jee. Chale jaa rahe hai. Hum garib ka kya? Jaha kaha jaaye, apman khakar nikalak liyo. 
Bhale, aapka bahot shukriya..aapne koshish achi ki."

Bhabhi- Koshish? Hunnn..aapka ghussa utarne ke liye muzhe kya kuch karna pada. Aur aap bass koshish keh rahe ho?...wow..


Kuch toh alag tha!

Kalu ne kuch toh alag pakad liya tha.
Jab se bhabhi andar jaakar aayi thi, uski tone me wo wala ghussa toh nahi tha.

Kalu- Jee.. wo toh manta hu. Par Himalaya chadhke shikhar par na pahunche toh wo bass prayass banke reh jata hai jee. Ab ye Menka haar toh gayi. Ghussa toh wahi ka wahi raha. Khair, jaane dijiye.. aapne bahot kiya.

Kalu ka ye sunkar bhabhi ego aur ghusse se lal ho gayi.
Tabhi kalu jaane ke liye jara sa uth saa gaya.

Oh..my..hod..
Agale hi kshan bhabhi aage aate hue uske bada par chadh gayi aur aakar uski god me aa baith gayi.

Kalu bhabhi ke sath hi niche baith gaya.

Ek pal ke liye toh use yakin nahi huaa, kahi ye koi sapna toh nahi? Wo ye eoch hi raha tha ki, tabhi usne bhabhi ke garam jism ka sparsh mehsoos kiya. Uss sparsh ne use bata diya ki ye sapna nahi balki hakikat hai. bhabhi ka sparsh hote hi wo khushi se pagal ho utha.

Usne bhabhi ko pakadne ke liye hath badhaye. Par bhabhi ne uske hath se bachte hue kaha.

Bhabhi- Stop. Wahi ruk jaayiye. Koi shararat, koi battmizi nahi! Ek shart hai ki, aap muzhe koi touch nahi karenge. Fir chaahe kuch ho jaaye. Apne character me hi rahana hai, Agar galti se bhi touch huaa, toh bahot pachatana padega aapko.

Kalu- Nahi..nahi..bilkul touch nahi karunga. Pichle adha ghante me koi battmizhi ki hamne? Sab yaad bhi hai aur anjaam bhi maloom hai hame.

Kalu ki ye baat sunkar bhabhi thodi relax ho gayi.
Fir idhar udhar dekhte apne blouse ke buttons fir se nikalne lagi.

Kalu- Achha..toh ye tay kiya hai aapne. Dikhane se chuuswana tay hai aapko. Chalo, badhiya hai.. Haaaayooo..akhirkaar inhe chakhane ko mil hi raha hai. Wahhh.. ye huaa naa asali jalwa! bhabhi ho toh aapke jaisi!

Bhabhi ne uski baat ko unsuna karte hue aajubaaju dhyaan diya. Fir apne blouse ke buttons kholne lagi. Uska poora dhyaan toh yaha waha dekhne me hi tha.

Jald hi 3 buttons khul gaye. Ab bhabhi ne apne blouse me hath dalkar apna ek mumma bahar nikala. Thodi sharm se hichakichaayi. Par bhabhi ke pass jyada time nahi tha. Wo waksh liye bhabhi kalu ki taraf zhuk gayi.

Waise dekha jaaye toh, bhabhi abhi bhi andar se garam hi toh thi.

Wo chuchi mooh ke pass aate hi kalu ne lapak liya. Maano bhooka bhediya.


Bhabhi- Uffff..aaaassssss...ssssss...

Bhabhi si si nikal gayi.

Kalu ne itni baar inn chchiyon ko hath se puchkaya tha. Par inko mooh lagkar doodh pine ka awsar use jyada nahi mila tha.

Wahhh..
Bhabhi ki chuchi mooh me lete hi wo romach se bhar gaya.

Kya lambi baby bottle size ki kamsin aur garam chuchi thi?

Wahhh...
Dikhane me jitni gulabi aur pichkane me jitni kamsin, uss se doguna maja toh mooh me lene se aa gaya.

Kya swad tha! Wahhh..wahhh!

Kalu toh hawa me tairane laga aur kisi bhooke bacche ki tarah lapak lapak ke choosne laga.

Kalu jitna maje le gaya, bhabhi ka badan utna hi shahar utha.

Bhabhi kitna bhi nanga naach kar rahi ho, par akhir thi toh ek aurat hi! kisi mard ke dwara chuchi chusne par uska poora badan rongato me tharrah gaya.

Upar se wo harami kaalu apni jeebh se uski chuchi ko chedne laga.

Bhabhi- Ufff..ahhh..stop...aap jaldi karo.. warna mai chali.. yaha behad risk badhati jaa rahi hai. ummmmm...aahhhh...muzhe kaisa toh lag raha hai. Ye kya kar rahe hai?..please ...stop..gudgudi ho rahi..aahhhh..pi lijiye naa jaldi...

Itni chedchaad se bhabhi ki chuchi garam ho gayi. Poora mumma sujan jaisa lagane laga.

Ab ache se chedane ke baad kalu ne choosna chaalu kiya.

Aise garam chuchi se garma garam doodh nikalte hi kalu jaise dhanya ho gaya.
Kalu bina chuwe bhabhi ki chuchi ko chusne me madmast ho gaya.

Kuch samay tak bhabhi ne pine diya..


Bhabhi- Haa...ho gaya.. chod dijiye ab.


Kalu- Bhabhi, aapko kya bataaye? Batana chaahe toh bhi nahi bata payenge! Muhhhh..kya swad hai? Ye kalu toh iss parvat ke shikhar par ho rakha amrut pi raha hai. Wahhh..mummm...wo bhi chuswa dijiye naa. Plizzzz..

Bhabhi ne majboori ki mudra banaate hue usko dusra mumma bhi nikalke dene lagi. Par wo nikal nahi raha tha.

Kalu- ab khol bhi dijiye.

Toh ab bhabhi ne baaki bache hue buttons kholkar poora blouse khulla kar diya.

Ab bhabhi ne moodkar dusra mumma use pesh kiya. Kalu bina hath lagaaye usko bhi lapakne aage badha. Par tabhi wo blouse ka kapada bich me aa gaya. 

Subah ki hawa bhi tej chal rahi thi.

Kalu- ek kaam hi kar dijiye naa bhabhi..kyu adha adhura? utaar hi dijiye naa. Ek dafa ho hi jaane de... Iss samaj ki lajjaon ki saari hade par.

Aisa bolte hue kalu ne bhabhi ke ek hath se blouse utarne ki koshish ki. Par bhabhi ne ankh badi karke ghusse se dekhte hi wo ruk gaya. 

Par tabhi,
Achanak se kya huaa pata nahi?
agale hi pal bhabhi ne idhar udhar dekhte hue apne aap ko kuch samjhaya, Aur fir....
Aur fir ankhome khuch kar gujarne ka jajba laate hue apna blouse hi utaar diya.

Haa..haa..

Issbaar poora utarkar jism se alag hi kar dala.

Ye lijiye...
Lilly apne hi sasuraal ke angan me bina blouse ke kisi paraye mard ki bahome khadi ho gayi. Aur toh aur apna doodh pila rahi thi. kabaad room wali, yaa fir kitchen room wali baat alag thi. Aur yaha khule me sasural ke angan me ye baat kuch alag hai.
Sach me bhahhi apne levels badhaate hi jaa rahi thi.

Kamal ki aurat hai.

Kalu fat se lapak gaya aur dusari chuchi ka bhi swad liya.
Ghattakkk..ghataakkk..chuss..chusss..chuss..

Bhabhi- Ho gaya..ab chodo.

Kalu- Haa.. chode dete hai.. par hum kya bol rahe the, bhabhi...ho hi jaane do dhamaka. Ab itna door aake kaahe rukna? Hathi gaya aur Poonch baaki. 
Yahi mouka hai. Itna kuch utaar diye hai, Ab poora ek baar ho jaane do. Paraso ki tarah. Ghar me chaar deewaro me toh baat alag hai, Par yaha?
Maa kasam kya nazara hoga? Aapko toh maan hi jayenge hum. Itna door aa hi gayi hai toh...aur haa...hamra sparsh bhi nahi hoga aapko. Maa kasam, dekhenge bhi nahi. Jo tay huaa hai wahi hoga. Hum bilkul chup baithenge.


Bhabhi uski iss baat se chalbichal toh ho gayi thi, par chahkar bhi himmat joota nahi paa rahi thi. 

"Haayee.. sasuraal ke angan me poori nangi hona? Wo bhi gharwale ghar me hote hue?

 Nahi..nahi..ye bada risky hai.
Bhabhi ka ek man bol pada.

Par tabhi uske doosre man ne jawab diya.
"Haayee..re satisawitri, laajwanti! Badi aayi. Jara khudko toh dekh! Pahale se hi adhnangi hokar baithi hai kisi paraaye ki baahome. Aur usko apna doodh bhi pila rahi hai. Ab raha hi kya hai?
Yahi mouka hai, kuch kar gujarne kaa aur yaha ek photo lekar apne collection me rakhne kaa. Tumhari fantasy daring game kaa aur ek level paar ho jayega, yahi mouka hai. Kalu hamesha yaad rakhega ye daring tumhari. Aur waise bhi iss saree ke gol se mukt hone me kitna time lagega?
Waise bhi gharwale abhi bhi apni apni jagah par hi hai."

Bhabhi apne dono man ki baat sunkar asahaj ho uthi.

Agale hi pal ek lambi sans lekar bhabhi ne apana pet andar kar liya, aur hath ke anguthe se apni saree ko petticoat ke sath dhakel diya.

Ha thoda jyada jor lagana pada. Par kaam ho gaya.

Dekhte hi bhabhi ki saaree uske jangho tak niche aa gayi.

Kalu ka sar turant niche zhuka.
Par bhabhi ne uske sar ko pakadkar upar hi pakade rakha. Aur ankho se ishaare me keh diya ki, "chaahe kuch bhi ho jaaye, niche nahi dekh sakte, warna mai chali"

Kalu iss ishaare ko ache se samajh gaya. Aur upar hi dekhta raha.

Fir bhabhi ne niche hath dalkar apne aapko halka saa uthaya.

Ufff..
Kuch gehmagrhami ke baad agale hi pal bhabhi ki saare bhabhi ke hath me thi. 

Oh.my.hod...

To be continued....

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Part 7



Bhabhi ne akhir kar hi dikhaya tha.

Wo apne sasuraal ke angan me ab poori ki poori nangi thi. 

Haa haa, sar se paav tak.

Kya aurat hai?

Josh me bhabhi ne apani saree toh nikal li thi, par ab uski dhadakane itni tej se dhadakne lagi ki, uske ankho ke samne ghabrahat se kala chaane laga. Unn dhadhakati sanso se uske mumme chaati par bounce hokar padane lage.

Waha Kalu ka bhi haal behaal tha.

Nangi bhabhi ko apni god me mehsoos karke use aisa laga jaise iss duniya ki sabse kimati trophy uski god me baithi hai. Woh jaise khushi se pagal ho gaya.

 Par wo bhi poora dara huaa tha. Kya kare? Wo jagah hi kuch aisi thi. 

Kalu- Wahhh...kaa kamaal hai. Sasuraal ke samne??..wahhhhaaaa....ye huii naa asali sherni. Itni daring toh hamri Firangi wali bhi na karti. Maan gaya mai toh...waise bhabhi baat kapade utarne ki nahi hai, balki kapade utaar ke use fek dene ki hai.

Ha..ha..ha..

Kalu ka kuch alag hi chal raha tha.

Par bhabhi bhi ab poori garam ho chuki thi.
Baad me pata nahi, par kum se kum uss pal toh use khudpar Naaz ho raha tha.

Pahale toh sharm se dono hath se apna mooh chupa liya. Fir ek nadani bhari ada ankho me bhar ke apni saare ko, jisme petticoat atka pada tha, wo uthaayi aur kalu ke hath me de di. Itna hi nahi, balki fir niche pada blouse bhi uske hath me pakada diya. 
Aur haskar ek ishara kiya aur fir se dono hatho se mooh chupa liya.

Ye sexy ishara dekh kalu ke lund ne than..than..than..than..than..karke 5 baar salami thoki.

Kalu - Wahhh..Ise kahate hai asali dabangaai.

Kalu ne haste haste hue hi bhabhi ke kapadon ko hawa me fek diya. Ghar ki bahu ke wo kapade lehraate hue seedha ghar ke darwaje ke pass jakar pade.

Ufff..
Ab bhabhi itna nangi thi ki ass- pass kapade bhi nahi rahe. Ise kahate hai asali nanga hona.

Kalu- Ise kahate hai asali kapade utarna. Maa kasam...kaa bawal lagat ho bhabhi jee.
Ha..ha...ha..

Bhabhi sharm se bass lal ho gayi. Apne aas pass kapade naa pakar bhabhi ko ek ajeeb si feeling ne jakhad liya. Use wo khud bhi baya nahi kar sakti.

Shayad asali romanch yahi hai!

Par wo utna hi ghabra gayi thi.
Wo turant uthne lagi.

Bhabhi- Chale.. chode muzhe..aur apni ankhe band kar le pahale...

Par kalu ne use uthane nahi diya. 

Usne apni jeb me hath dalkar apna mobile bahar nikal liya.

Kalu- Ek photo toh hone dijiye. Photo me kaid karenge tabhi sach lagega, warna hame toh ab bhi vishwas nahi ho raha.

Aisa bolkar usne mobile ka camera on kar diya aur selfie ki pose me photo lene laga. Par uske samne shart thi ki wo bhabhi ko touch nahi kar sakta. Toh bhabhi ko bina pakade achi pose me bhabhi ka poora nangapan sama nahi paa raha tha.


Kalu- Sasura...Jara sat ke baithe. Poora nahi aa raha.


Toh ab bhabhi ne uski photo nikalne ki skills ko dekhte hue khud hi uska mobile zhapat liya.

 Uske already pata tha ki akhir me kalu photos toh lega hi. Toh ab uska mobile lekar khud hi khudka photo nikalne lagi. 

Poora wide photo lene ke liye usko apna hath poora aage badhaana tha. Usne poora tan ke hath badhaya, Par ab bhi poora nanga badan uss mobile ki photo frame me ache se nahi sama paa raha tha. Kamar ke upar nangi bhabhi toh dikh rahi thi usme, par photo kaa asali maksad tha iss jagah par poora nanga dikhna.  

Toh ab bhabhi ne kalu ke sar ko pakad kar upar kiya, taaki wo niche naa dekh paaye. Fir halka sa apne aap ko uthaate hue apni ek tang uske dusare baaju dal di.

Ufff..
Ab bhabhi kalu ke dono taraf tange failakar uske pet par baith gayi. Yaad dilane ki jaroorat nahi ki, wo poori nangi hai.

Iss position me baithate hi uski chut do hisso me khulati hui kisi gulab ki tarah khul gayi aur sath me uski gand kaa ched bhi halka fat gaya.
Iska turant ehsas bhabhi ko huaa, par bhabhi ne issbaar usko ignore kiya.

Aurat jab aisa apni taange failakar baith jati hai toh kuch aisa hi hota hai.

Iss position me wo jaise hi baith gayi, uski khuli chut aur gand ab kalu ke lund ke upar ho gayi. 

Kabse tadapne wale uss saap ko jaise uske bil ki mooraad mil gayi. Usne phataak se chalang maar kar bhabhi ke chutad par touch kiya. Aur dusari chalang me seedha dono chutab ke beecho beech.

Bhabhi- Aaahhhh..ufffff..

Uske lund ki garmahat pant me hokar bhi pata chal gayi bhabhi ko.

Kisi mard ke lund ke touch se kisi aurat ka jo haal hota hai, wahi haal bhabhi ka ho rakha rkha tha.

Par bhabhi ko control rakhana ata tha.
Usne turant apni gand ko halka sa utha liya aur uske lund se door ho gayi.

Par Kab tak apni gand ko aise uthakar rakhati?
Use koi Sahara toh chahiye hi tha.


Khair,
Idhar usne mobile me dekha toh iss pose me uska poora nanga badan ache se dikh raha tha. Uski nangi peeth se utarte utarte uska nanga chutad bade ache se dikh raha tha jispar kalu likha huaa tha.

Iss awataar me khudko dekh bhabhi sharm se lal ho gayi aur jara sa has di.


Bhabhi ki kamsin nangi peeth se utarkar uske faile hue dono chutad ekdum kamaal lag rahe the uss frame me. 

Tabhi bhabhi ne uss nazare ko chaar chand laga diya.
Bhabhi ne kalu ka ek hath pakada, aur apni chutad par rakhwa liya. Aur fir dusra hath bhi dusare chutad par rakhwa diya. Aur ab uske kale hatho me apni gori gand dekar baith gayi.

Uss mobile ki camera me kalu ne dekha ki, uske kale hath bhabhi ke nange gore chamkile kulhe pakade hue hai.
Clickkk#####cick....

Ufff..
Pahala photo nikal gaya.

Lekin piche se toh ache se poora dikh raha tha, par mumme?

Mumme bhi dikhne chahiye, aur Kalu ka chehara bhi. Aur sath sath me uske ghar ka darwaja angan ke sath...taaki logo ko pata chale ki ye besharm aurat wo kiss halat me hai, aur kiske bahome baithi hai..aur kaha baithi hai. 

Toh iske ilaaj me bhabhi ne khudki kamar ko poora marodkar apni chaati ko poori ek side kara liya. Iss se uske dono boobs ek side aakar dikhne lage.
Ab usne kalu ke baalo me ungaliya ghusakar uske sar ko apne boobs par khincha. Iss se kalu uske jism me aa gaya. Ab uska mooh apne boobs par dabaye rakha.

Wahhh...
Kaa nasibwala tha kalu.

Aur ab photo nikala.

Clickkk...clickkkk..

Zhakaasss...
Iss photo me sab kuch perfect !

Idhar kalu kaa mooh bhabhi ke mummo me ghusa pada tha. Ye mouka dekh kar usne lage hath bhabhi ki chuchi mooh me pakad li.

Bhabhi karhaa gayi.
Bhabhi ke mooh se aaahhhh toh nikali par sath me hasi bhi.
Aur uske sath ek Clikkkkk...ki awaj bhi nikali.

Bhabhi khud ne turant iss pose me ek photo khincha tha, jisme kalu uski chuchi pi raha tha aur niche gand pakade hue tha.

Superrrrrrrrr....

Issbaar gand ko hath me pakar kalu chup naa reh saka. Use pata tha ki time bahot kum hai. 
Kisi kekade ki tarah machalte hue uski ungaliya dono kulhon ke beech ki darar ke pass aa gayi.
Upar bhabhi aur 1, 2, photos nikalne me lagi thi.

Pal zhapakte hi uske ek hath ki ungali bhabhi ki fank par jaa giri. 

Ekdum se jaise Kalu kisi gile daldal me aa fasa.
Wo bhabhi ki chut thi.

Uski ungaliyon ki touch se bhabhi kaa poora badan uchal pada.
Bhabhi ne apni poori speed se uske hath ko door kar liya aur sharm se uske baho me simat gayi.
Fir usko sunaane ke liye ankho se ishaaro me keh diya " Ek tamacha khaaoge. bhool gaye? Touch mana hai"

Kalu ne samajh aane ki jababi de di.

Par tabhi kalu apni ye bheegi ungaliya upar apne mooh ke pass le gaya, aur usne unko sungate hue seedha apni mooh me daal liya.

Bhabhi ne apne samne hi ye sab hote hue dekha.

Bhabhi ke mooh se ufff nikal gayi.

Upar se wo harami kalu bhabhi ki ankho me hi roktok dekh raha tha. Jaise keh raha ho ki, "Chut kaa taste toh chakh liya maine. Bada majedaar hai."

Bhabhi sharm se itni lajjit ho gayi ki uski najaron se bachne ke liye wo seedha uske mooh par hi aage badhi.
Kalu ke waise andaaj se chaatne wali harkat ne uske andar jaise jwalamukhi bhar diya tha. Aur ab uske mooh par girte hi bhabhi ke boobs ko kalu ki halki dadhi chubh gayi. Iss wajah se toh jaise wo jwalamukhi fat saa gaya.

Abtak toh ache se khudko kaabu me rakha tha bhabhi ne..par issdafa usne maano jaise khudko soump diya kalu ko.

Akhir wo bhi ek aurat hi thi.

Bhabhi ki garam sanse jaise uske gale me hi atak gayi thi.

Usi fooli chaati ko lekar bhabhi ne apni ankhe band kar li aur aage khud hokar seedha kalu ka mooh chum liya..

Ohhh...my...hod...

Wahhh...
Ye kya ho gaya?

Issbaar bhabhi ne khud character loose kiya tha.

Bhabhi khud Kalu ko kiss karne lagi thi.
Wo bhi aisa waisa nahi..poora French. Hoton ko hoton se khana.

Ufff...

He bhagwan.
Ye dono kar kya rahe the waha?
Dono ko kuch hosh nahi tha, ki wo kaha baithe hue gai. Aur kiss halat me hai.


Bhabhi ne kuch shuru hi kiya tha ki, 
Tabhi,

Ke tabhi,

Bahar ke gate pe ek jor se awaj aayi.

Khataankkk....tannn....

Unn dono ko aisa jabardast zhatka laga, ki uss awaj se pahale toh unke hosh thikaane aa gaye. par agale hi pal dono ki jism se unki jaan bahar kudkar nikalne lagi. 
Haa..Wo dono itna dar gaye the, ki edum se unka khoon thanda pad gaya, aur dono ki jaan gale tak aa gayi thi.
Par wo jaan gale se bahaar udate udate reh gayi.
 
Haa, Wo dono marte marte bach gaye the heart attack se.

Ke
Tabhi,
Kisi ke andar aane ki ahat hui.
Oh..my..hod...

Ab toh wo dono mar gaye..

Kisi ke aane ki ahat jaise hi inn dono tak pahunchi, ufff...ab toh unki jaan ne unka jism chod hi diya. Inn dono ki jaan sach me unke gale se bahar aakar upar udd jane lagi. 


Jara socho,
Apane sasuraal ke angan me bhabhi poori ki poori nangi hokar kalu ke bahome baithkar use kiss kar rahi thi!
Aur yaha kalu uss ghar ki bahu ko nanga kar ke use kiss kar raha tha!

Sachaayi chaahe kuch bhi ho, par kalu ko toh uski life hi jyada risk me lag rahi thi, Kyunki aise mamalo me hamesha faisla aurat ki zholi me jata hai. Agar bhabhi palat gayi toh? Ekdum se jor jor se chilla kar rona start ki toh?  
Tab toh kalu kaa kaam tamam. Wardaat ko dekhte hue ye jamana usko safai ka mouka bhi nahi deta. Pahale use mout dete, fir safaayi lete.

Iss wajah se kalu toh aur jyada dara huaa tha aur antar- pantar dheela pad gaya.


Tab tak Idahr kuch halchal ho gayi thi. Jo hasti uss gate se andar aa rahi thi, wo aur andar aa gayi. 

Uff..aree baap re...
Ab kya hoga?

Uss shaks ne waha aate hi inn dono ko aisi halat me dekh liya. Inn dono ko aisi halat me dekh kar pahale toh wo chounk gaya. Fir wahi ruk gaya. Fir kuch sochkar usne fir se unko dekha. Iss baar Inn dono ko dekhkar wo toh khud hi ghabra gaya, fir jaan se hadbadaa gaya. Use pal bhar ke liye samajh hi nahi aya ki, andar jaave, ki bahar bhaag jaave.
Uski ankhe turant badi ho gayi, aur hath bhar jeebh bahar aa gayi.

Par, pal bhar me wo thoda samhal gaya, aur fir usne apni jeebh se tapakti laar ko nigalte hue yaha waha ke poudhon ko sungana shuru kiya.

Fir wahi ek poudhe par nishana lagaakar apni tang ko upar kar ke mootna shuru kiya.


Wo ek Kutta tha!


Inn dono ki jaan abtak hawa me udkar sasural ghar ki chat tak jaa pahunchi thi. Wo dono flashback me khudko dekhte ye duniya chode chale jaa rahe the.

Kutta samajh me aate hi unki jaan wapas unke jism me aa gayi.

Hatt..budbakkk....Sale kutte ne toh jaan hi le li thi unki!!####%%&&@@@###

Dono ki jaan me jaan aa gayi ab.


Uss kutte ko dekh ke dono ki hasi nikal gayi.
Haa..haa..ha..ha..
Par wo jyada hase nahi. Kyunki unko samajh gaya tha ki, wo jo bhi kar rahe the, wo kitna risky aur bewakoofi bhara tha.

Ek pal bhi intzaar naa karte hue bhabhi ne bhaag ke jakar apne kapade utha liye. Beshak tangon ke beech hath rakhkar bhaagi thi.
Usne kapade uthakar andar doud laga di aur darwaja laga liya.

Kitchen me aakar kapade pahan liye aur sabse pahale ghat ghat paani pi liya.


Bhabhi- " You stupid dumb whore..bitch...thoooo..thoooo..thooo...besharam kahi ki, ye tu kya kar rahi hai? Aaj toh saari hade paar kar di. Shoooo....."



Udhar kalu bhi patali gali pakadkar nikal gaya. Jaate wakt uss kutte ki pichwade me ek laath ghumake di thi usne.

Uski dhadakane abhi tak joro se dhadak rahi thi. 
Wo bada dara bhi huaa tha, aur sath me utna hi khush bhi hue jaa raha tha. Jaise koi bank loot kar bina pakade nikal jaa raha ho.

Aaj ka din kitna special tha ye use waha se bahar nikalne par pata chala.
Shurwat toh bandook se hui.
Par baad me....ufff..
Aaj kya kya nahi diya bhabhi ne use?
Ek hi din me jaise saal bhar ka dharovar. 
Pahali baar apne doodh ki chaai pilaayi.
Pahali baar uska pasina chata.
Pahali baar uski thook khaayi.
Pahali baar chuchiya choosne di.
Wahhh..

Aaj badi jeet hasil thi kalu ko.
7 rajyon ka raja bankar apni chaati foolakar kalu raste se chalne laga tha.

The End.

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Next episode 11- "Movie Time"


Prescription - Kalu got another chance at movie theater and this time they gone 1 level up.

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