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Next release-  episode 2.4
Tital- "Doodhwala aur Souda"

Time - Tonight 

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Release date : 4th Jan 26

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New release: Doodhwala aur Souda

This episode has 2 parts.

Episode name - 2.4 - Doodhwala aur souda part 1
Episode name-2.4.1- Doodhwala aur souda part 2

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Episode 2.4 - "Doodhwala aur Souda" - Part 1

Pichle episode 2.2 me hamne dekha, ki 25k rakkam se bhabhi ghussa ho gayi aur souda todkar chali gayi thi. 



Next Day :

Agle din phir doodhwala bhabhi ke ghar pahunch gaya. 

Aaj awaj lagaate hi bhabhi ne darwaja khola. Jaise wo usika itnzar kar rahi thi.

Kalu- Are wahhh..aaj aap jaldi jaldi uthi kya? Gudu marning....
Bhabhi- Hummm...Good morning...

Kalu- Ihh lijiye...
Bhabhi- kya hai?
Kalu- Are kal aapne hi toh bola tha.

Usne jeb se ek lollipop nikalkar bhabhi ke hath me rakha tha.

Bhabhi ne fir doodh ka bartan niche rakhte hue lollipop kholne lagi.
Tabhi wo ruk gayi. Fir wo lollipop wapas loutane lagi.
Bhabhi- Ye lo, nahi chahiye. 
Kalu- Kaa huaa? Yewala falavar pasand nahi hai kya?

Bhabhi- No, ye lijiye aapka lollipop. Aapne toh kal meri insult kara di. 
Kalu- kaa? Ye kya keh rahi hai? Hamne kya kiya?
Bhabhi- Aur nahi toh kya? Aap doodh daale..
Naak foolakar bhabhi ne hunn.. kar di.

Kalu doodh dalne laga..
Kalu- "Achaa..Kal ki khariddaari...ab wo toh bazaar bhaav ka hisaab tha bhabhi...Hota hai..
Ab aap hi soude me nahi toh jabardasti thodi karni hai?.....Waise ye aap lollipop le..."

Bhabhi ne lollipop toh liya, par mooh banakar naak chadhaya.

Bhabhi- Haa..hota hai...Kanch ke showroom me rakhi bejaan gudiya banaakar chand kagaj ke tukde me kharidne nikale the aap. Mano usme koi jaan hi nahi hai. Aap kyaa jaane jindaadili? Hunn...

Kalu- Aapki baat bilkul sahi hai meri bhains. Par....

Fir idhar udhar dekhkar kalu fir se dhime se bola.
Kalu- Hamra matlab hai bhabhi...

Bhabhi ne naak chadhakar fir se usko ignore kiya.
Maano aaj use koi fark nahi padata.

Wo bhabhi ko dekhkar hasne laga.
Kalu- Par, ye bhainson ka bazaar hai bhabhi,
Inn kale dhan par hi toh, hum doodhwala jinda hai. Toh teekhi nazar se mol - bhav bada jaroori hai. Aapke liye ye chand kagaj ke tukde honge. Par hamre liye bada mahatwpurn hai ek acha souda, samjhe jee?

Bhabhi- Haa..ha.. bada souda aya hai.
Hame bhi thoda bahot bazaar ata hai.
Wo kahate hai naa " Sasta roye baar baar, aur mehenga roye ek baar". 
Aise hi hota hai, Saste ke chakkar me asali maal hath se gawa baithe aap toh? Ab pachataayiye...

Kalu- Haa..ab pachtana toh padega. Achi bhains thi toh sahi. Par.......hamra bhi majboori hai. Akhir 'Chamak - Dhamak'se pet nahi bharta bhabhi. Hame akal se hi kaam lena padata hai.

Bhabhi- Aap rahane do. Aapse nahi hoga.
Fir se naak chadhakar bhabhi ne naraji jataayi.

Iske baad agale kuch pal waha koi nahi bola.

Bhabhi ne dant chabate hue thoda intzaar kiya. Fir uss se raha nahi gaya.



Bhabhi- Are? Aap toh chup hi baithe ho? Ek number ke ghatiya insaan hai aap.
Kalu- aji? Hamne kaa kiya ab? 

Pachtaave ki mudra banaate hue bhabhi bol padi

Bhabhi - Are? Hame laga Kuch discount ki baat karoge? Fir se gidgidaane lagoge...par...
Kalu- Konsa discount?

Bhabhi- "Ufff...Lilly tu ghusse ko control kar apne.
Ufff.... ufff..ufff".
Bhabhi ne yoga wali sanse apne fefdo me bhar li aur apne ghusse ko shant kiya.

Bhabhi- ufff...thik hai..tihk hai....Mai ache se puchti hu..."Achaa..batao...fir kya socha hai?."
Doodhwala- kiss baat ka?

Issbaar Bhabhi chid gyi aur ghusse se chilla padi. 
Bhabhi- Are kal ke soude kaa! Mai Kal ke soude ke baare me baat kar rahi hu! Ufff...aap bhi naa!.....akhri mouka de rhi hu iss bhains ko paane kaa..baad me rona nahi.

Kalu- "Wahh..kaa baat hai....aap fir se boli lagana chahte hai? Hame laga hum toh mouka kabka gawa baithe!
Waahhh re sasura...."


Bhabhi ne apne ghusse ko chupate hue bola

Bhabhi- Aisa bilkul naa sochna, ki mai ye naa bikne ki dar se bol rahi hu? yaa fir wo 'wapas ghar le jana aur Shakun- upshakun' wali baat se. 
Balki...ufff..
Darsal mai raat bhar soyi nahi...bhala aisi bhains ko kaise koi hath se jaane dega? Aur toh aur aaj bhi kuch nahi bol rahe? This is insult for me. Mai agar bikne utaru, aur naa biku? That's impossible. Aap samajhte kya ho khudko?

Kalu- Jee, bhabhi? Wo toh mai..

Bhabhi- "Ab mera ego hurt huaa hai. Aapne meri ghamand ko thes pahuncha di hai. Ab ye mere 'pride' ka sawal ban gaya hai. 
Nahi..nahi..Ye kadapi manzoor nahi muzhe!..Harna muzhe pasand nahi ye aap janate ho.."

Bhabhi ke andar kaa ghussa, jalan ek sath dono bahar aa gayi. 

Fir ek lambi sans lekar kuch tay karte hue wo boli.

Bhabhi- Toh chalo jo hai, so hai..
Wo kahate hai naa bhains ke aage bin bajana. Mera bhi ek usool hai. Jaan jaaye par shaan naa jaaye. Mai tayaar hu 25k me.

Bhabhi itna bol padi fir khudse hi ek baat boli
Bhabhi- "Uff..Lilly..yakin nahi hota tu ye karne jaa rahi hai."

Ise kehte hai tajurwa.
Kalu ka paintra kaam kar gaya tha.

Doodhwala- Wahhh...ye hui na baat...ab aap souda karna sikh gyi..

Wo pakka soudebaaz tha.

Doodhwala- Par bhabhi, darasal baat ye hai ki..

" Agahan me musvo ke 7 joru, sukhe me ek bhi naa seh paave."

Bhabhi- What? Matlab?

Kalu- Matlab ki, Agahan me dhaan katane ke karan itna anaaj hota hai ki chuha 7 biwiya rakh leta hai.
Par sukhe me 1 biwi bhi mushkil hota hai palana.

Bhabhi- Matlab?

Kalu- Mera matlab ki,
" Mere tabele me abhi jagah nahi hai aur ek bhains ke liye. Marammd karwani padegi. Upar se aise nasl ki bhains ko thoda achaa jagah hona chahiye, makhmali, saaf suthra. Aur alag pani, khana sab. Ye sab intajaam karna hai toh 10 hajar se 15k ka kharcha hai. Ab mai soch rha tha ki ye souda 10k me hi lu, nahi toh mai ghaate me rahunga. 

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ka chehara dekhne layak ho gaya tha.

Tabhi kalu ne apni baat poori rakhi.

Kalu- 
Aur darsal baat ye hai ki....aur aap toh gaabhin bhi nahi ho. Toh doodh ke bahaar ko time lagega abhi. Pahle toh saand ke pass le jaakar gaabhin banana padega. Wo alag kharcha! Fir 9 mahina tak intzar karo. Tab kahi jakar doodh nasib hoga. Tab tak khila - pilake khali palna padega.
Toh motha mothi agar dekha jaaye toh, aapko kharidke ache fayde toh turant nahi dikh rahe humko."

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ka sabr chuta.
Wo ghusse se lal peela ho gyi.
Usne toh apna sar hi pakad liya.
Use yakin nahi ho rha tha, ki kalu ye baate kar rha hai. 
Bhabhi- What? Aap pagal ho gaye ho?

Kalu- Bhabhi, ye doodh ka dhanda hai, yaha sab dekhna padata hai.
Wo kahawat toh suni hogi aapne " agr sochi, Sada Sukhi." 
Aur aapko pata nahi hai saand ko kitna paisa lagta hai? Ek baar chadh jaaye toh 1000 ka note nikal ke dena padta hai. Ab pata nahi kitni baar le jaana padega saand ke pass? Aapne chut dekhne bhi nahi diya. Usi se pata chalta hai gaabhin reh bhi sakti hai yaa nahi.

Uske mooh se chut sunkar bhabhi sharm hayaa se murjha gayi.

Bhabhi- Chii....Aapko kuch tameej hi nahi. Ek aurat ke samne kaise baat karte hai aap?

Kalu- Are bhabhi , hum doodhwala chut ko chut hi bolta hai..ye vagina- nagina humko nahi aata.

Bhabhi- Ufff..Khair chode use...Mai bhi kise samjha rahi hu. 

Chut se jyada Saand wali baat ne bhabhi ke andar aisi taar ched di thi ki wo najare chupaati reh gayi. 

Bhabhi- I don't believe this.

Kalu- Jee? Jaane dijiye...Waise lagata hai bhabhi aapko apna Imaan wapas le jana padega. Aapka ghussa dekh ke muzhe nahi lagata....@@#####. ye kudarat kaa tarika hai, Kabhi kabhi haar manani padati hai. 
Kalu ne tont marte hue apni baat waha tak hi rok di..

Fir ab niche dekh kar doodh dalne ka kaam karne laga.
Yaha upar bhabhi ghusse se tilmila gayi thi. 
 kisi angaar ki tarah sulag uthi thi.

Bhabhi- Toh...Aap muzhe 10k me kharidna chahte ho? 

Kalu- Jee, bass maine apni khasta bata di.

Bhabhi- 50k se seedha 10k?
Bhabhi ghuse se bhari hasi kar ke bolne lagi.

Kalu ne koi jawab nahi diya. Bass niche dekhkar doodh dalne laga.

Bhabhi- Ufff...ek baat toh man gayi, ek number ke pakke soudebaaz ho. 

Kalu doodh dalta rha. 

Bhabhi- Aur 1 number ke shatir bhi.

Bhabhi hath ki mutthi bajakar boli

Ab bhi usne upar nahi dekha. Wo bhabhi ko full ignore maar raha tha. Waha upar bhabhi ka krodh tandav chal raha tha.
Thodi der apne hath pair patakti rahi.

Bhabhi- Haayeee..dayyaaa...ufff....

Fir ab bhabhi ne thoda kuch socha.
Aur badi lambi sans bharkar boli

Bhabhi - "Par mai bhi kabhi haar nahi manati. Chaahe kuch bhi ho.
Chalo mai bhi dekhti hu aapko kaha tak sharam nahi ati? Bechnewale ke sath kharidnewale ka bhi toh Iman hona chahiye. Mai bhi dekhti hu aapko kab tak sharm nahi aati. Akhir mai bhi kachi khiladi nahi, balki adi hu bikne ke liye."

Issbaar kalu ne doodh rok kar badi ankhe kar ke upar bhabhi ko dekha.
Bhabhi ki ankho me ghussa aur patan dono saaf saaf dikh rahe the.

Apni ek ungali apne pallu me fasakar badi asahaj bhaav me bhabhi khudse boli thi.
Bhabhi- "Ohhh..ummm...ufff...muzhe yakin nahi ho rha mai yeh karne jaa rhi hu..."


Fir tabhi, ek dard bhari awaj me wo bol padi

Bhabhi- Chalo 10 toh 10...

Kalu ke hath se doodh ka bartan hi patak gaya.
Wo bhabhi ko adbhut nazar se dekhne laga.


Kalu khushi se zoom kar bola.
Kalu- Wah...Wahh...Wahh...Ahhh bhabhi, ye huaa na souda...Wahhh...kya kehne...

Idhar Bhabhi apne patan ko pachaa hi rahi thi ki,
Tabhi kalu bola 
Kalu- par...

Bhabhi- Ab kya?
Doodhwala- 10k me souda manjoor hai hamka, Par ek dikkat hai. 

Bhabhi- Ab konsi dikkat?
Bhabhi ne ankhe unchi karke pucha.

Kalu- Mere pass ab pure paise nahi hai...Mai bass peshgi hi de sakat hu abhi....

Bhabhi- Peshgi?
Kalu- Are...Aagodi.....matlab Agrim rakkam...
Bhabhi- Jee?
Kalu- Ari sasura...aapke angreji me kaa kahat hai wo...Advasn......
Bhabhi- Advance....
Kalu- Haa..advance.....

Advance sunte hi Bhabhi ka antim ghussa tootne wala hi tha, par usne khudpar control karte hue pucha. 
Bhabhi- Aur baaki?

Kalu- " Wo, thode thode deta jaunga. Ab bhains toh apni hi hai. Baccha paida hone tak 9 mahine me toh chuka hi dunga. Dhire...dhire.."
Thoda dar dar ke hi ye baat kahi thi usne.


Issbaar lekin bhabhi apna ghussa pacha naa paayi. Ye bhabhi ke control ke bahar tha.


Bhabhi- kya? Kya kaha aapne? Ye lo, muzhe laga hi tha. Girah me koudi nahi, aur karne chale bazaar ki sair. Ohhh..Lilly.... tu toh fokat ka time waste kar rahi thi.
Bhabhi ghusee se bol padi.

Kalu- "Karje me dooba huaa hu..bhabhi ji....Isliye thodi paise ki tangi hai..
Ab wo harami sawkaarrr...ab kaa baataye bhabhi jii? Karje me meri Tempo gaadi bhi utha le gaya wo. Pahale Kum se kum Tempo ka bhada se toh kuch nikalke ata tha. Ab toh sala hai ki ihh cycle pe boj bahata hu. Kaha se nikalunga aur kab pahchunga? Kuch kamai nahi ho paati..bass mehnat se piste jaao. Toh wakat toh lagega. Kum se kum 9 mahina toh lagega.
Ab jo hai wo hai..lekin achaa - khasa peshgi....hunnn..advance dega. Aapko manjoor hai toh boliye..warna..."

Bhabhi - Haaye.... ab kya karu inka? Kya hi samjhaau?

Bhabhi ghusse se apne sar par haath maarte hue bolne lagi.
Bhabhi- "Uff...Mai hi bewajah inke mooh lagi. Tumne khud apni kabr khodi hai Lilly. Ab agar rayta tune failaya hai, toh tu hi saaf karegi. "
Bhabhi apni Jeeb upar taalu se lagakar chu..chu..awaj karte khud se bol padi.

Fir ab firse ek baar bhabhi ne kalu ki taraf ghusse se dekha.
Aur ab chidh khaate hue boli.

Bhabhi- "Chalo..ok.... ok... ok. Lilly apne ghusse ko control kar..Good....Mai apne ghusee ko kabu karti hu..I can'tbelieve this......bolo Kitna advance doge?..

Doodhwala- Jee...waise toh 2 hajaar abhi hai hamre pass.....Lakin......

Bhabhi- "Hahhhhhh..ha..ha...Lilly sunaa? ....inke pass toh 2 hajaar hai! Aur haa, wo kya? Ha.. haa...wo bhi keh do..aur lekin kya?"

Kalu lajjit awastha me bol pada.

Kaku- Usme se 1 hajaar hi de paunga aaj.....
Bhabhi- Ahooo...ye lo?
Kalu- Nahi..nahi..bass 500 hi de paunga..

Bhabhi- wow...ab toh 500 bol rahe hai....kya baat hai?..ha..ha..ha...
Bhabhi majak udaate hue hasne lagi. 

Kalu niche mundi dalkar lajjit baitha raha.
Bhabhi- Aap bade hi majakiya ho...
Ha..ha..ha....

Kalu kuch naa bola....
Bhabhi- Haayee....boliye n? Ha..ha..ha..

Kalu ke niche dekhte rehne se bhabhi ko uska jawab mil gaya...

Ab bhabhi ghusse se toot padi -

Bhabhi- I can't believe this...kya ye sach me ho raha hai? Ufff.....
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Tum Mera majak uda rahe ho naa?
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Dekh kya rahe ho? Ab aisi baat karoge toh 'Tum' hi niklegi naa? Aur waise bhi Aap jaisi baate bhi honi chahiye. Yaha chindhi baate karoge, Aur kehte ho 'Aap' 'Tum' ki baat karo.

Kalu- Jaisa aap sahi samjhe. Hamre pass jo ho sakat hai utna hi bataya. Ab 2 hajaar hai, par Kharche bhi toh hai. Ye mahina gujara kaise hoga?  

Bhabhi ne uff karke ek hasi chodi.

Bhabhi- Toh tum chahate ho ki 500rs dekar muzhe 1 saal tak istmaal karoge?

Kalu ne koi jawab nahi diya.

Fir Kalu par taras khakar fir se boli
Bhabhi- Haa naa? Are bolo?

Kalu- Hamre pass advance utna hi hai.

Bhabhi- Haa.haa...aapka ye bada advance....

Bhabhi thoda wakat yaha waha chalne lagi..uska chehara aisa banata jaa raha tha, jaisi lal mirch chaba li ho.

Issbaar lekin bhabhi ke ghusse ko koi seema nahi rahi.
Apni tevari chadhate hue Ghruna se wo ab dant padi.

Bhabhi- "Bsss...ab..bss kare... majak bahot huaa. muzh se saha nahi jaa rha ab!  
Ufff...Apni nahi kum se kum samne wali toh koi aukaat dekh ke baat karo? Aapka koi jamir hai ki nahi? Kitna gir sakte ho aur?" @@@###&&#

"Uff..dekho inhe. Ek toh mai khud bikne market me utari hu. Aur sabse pahle tumhe mouka diya kharidne ka...aur ye anadi paisa paisa kar rha hai. "
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"Bahot kuch lootana padta hai logonko iss khajane ke liye..par yha toh kadar hi nahi hai! Aur kitna giro ge? andar se kuch feelings bhi nahi hai aapko. Mai bata ke rakhati hu, ki aap ek number ke battamiz, besharam, aur cheap adami ho."

Bhabhi ne fir se tevari chadha li.
Bhabhi- "Bass...Bahot huaa aapka..ye bolte wakt sharam bhi nahi aayi aapko. Chiiii" ...####@@@@&&&&###

Issbaar bhabhi ne poora ghussa nikal liya. Shuru se ant tak jo bhi huaa uski ginanti laga daali.


Kalu- Ab kaa kare. Aapko manjoor nahi toh nahi...

Kalu ki ye line sunkar toh bhabhi ki tevari aur upar chadh gayi. Wo chidchidhi hokar khudse hi hatha - paayi karne lagi. Use aisa lag raha tha jaise apna sar kahi le jaakar patak lu.

Uska chehara ghusse se lal bhi huaa rakha tha, aur sath me rotalu bhi.
Bhabhi ne khub dem- fet- let kar li.


Fir usi tevari me aage bol padi. Par issbaar ghusse ke sath uski ankho me ek alag chamak bhi thi.

Bhabhi- "Ohhh..ho...bass ho gaya. Chale, ab Mai tumhe offer deti hu...Mai bhi dekhti hu ki aapki besharmi me kitna dum hai?
Toh, Jra dhyaan se sun lena.
Maine bola jara dyaan se suno"

Bhabhi ka ghussa 180° ke paar chala gaya tha.
Issbaar Uski ankho me 'lajja ko raag ne nigal jaane ka safar' saaf saaf dikh pada. Wo yahi chamak thi jo upar baat kari thi. Mano badale ki aag me khudko bech hi dalegi.

Bhabhi- -" Yeh bhains, Assal jawani se bhari, 2 ltr doodh naap ke nikalna, aur mai bata du ki yeh toh bass shuruwat hai... "
"Aur aap jo keh rhe ho naa? nakhre? Toh mai bata du ki, Mai aapke ghar aapki bhains bankar jaaungi, naa ki aapki jaanu, ya fir kisi papa ki pari. Samjhe?
toh jo bhi aap bak rhe the naa ki, aisa hoga, waisa hoga."???###@@@
Toh dhyaan se sun le. Mai ek bhains hi bankar rahungi. Wo sabkuch karungi jo tumhari bhainse karti hai. "
"Upar se ise pahale se hi nakhel daali gayi hai control karne ke liye. Aur aapko ache se pata hai nakhel kaha daali hui hai?
Toh ye nakhel daali hui bhains ke liye sab kuch waisa hi hoga jaise tumhari baaki bhaison ke sath hota hai....samjhe kya?"

Kalu romanch se bhar gaya tha. Wo bass sun raha tha.
Bhabhi- Aur haa..Uss din bade puch rahe the naa ki ye kya hai? Kyu lagaai hai? Toh ye aisi waisi ring nahi hai.
Badi khas hai. Ye "Tungsten " metal hai..iss duniya ka sabse majboot Loha.
Samjhe?
Matlab iska ki, ye bass dikhane ke liye nahi lagaayi gayi hai sir...balki asal me istmal karne ke liye lagayi gaya hai. Bass itna jaan lo aap, kitna bhi khinch ke istmaal kar sakte ho...
Meri chinkhe nikal jaave, mai lap lap karti maru. Tab bhi...
Aur meri wo fat jayegi, aur mai haar maan lu...
Tab bhi...
Par....par..ye kambakhat ring na tutegi kabhi.
koi nakhare nahi, koi dikhawa nahi.

Ye kehte wakt bhabhi ki sanse phool gayi thi sharm se.
Tabhi kalu bola.
Kalu- Wo fat jayegi? Wo matlab?
Bhabhi- Ufff..haayeee kya karu inka? Inn sab dardbhari baato me aapko kya samajh aaya? Bass "Wo"? Hann?
Kalu- Hum "Wo" ka matlab samajh gaye..aap boliye...

Bhabhi- Ufff....Lilly...saare mard ek jaise hi hote hai...
Kalu- Are...aap kuch keh rahe the..

Bhabhi - Ha....Aur kya keh rahe the aap? Kharcha?
Toh mai ye bhi yaha clear kar deti hu ki,
unki tarah hi puri nangi rahungi toh koi kapde ke kharche nahi. 
Aur tabele me muzhe tumhare bhainson ke sath hi bandh dena. Toh alag se jagah banane ki jatoorat nahi, jsike itne kharche aapko sata rahe hai. Mai wahi gobar, mitthi, chaare ke sath hi reh lungi.
Kalu romanch se bhar gaya tha.

Bhabhi- "Aur khane ki baat aayi hai toh,
Ye bhi clear Kar deti hu..
Khaane ke liye ek bhains ko jo dete ho, wahi muzhe bhi de dena. Wo ghass khati hai toh mai bhi ghass hi khaungi. Wo bhusa khati hai toh mai bhi khaungi."
"Rahi Paani ki baat, toh batana chahati hu ki
pani bhi unke jaisa hi aur unhiki balti me se pila dena.....koi bisleri wisleri nahi chahiye.
infact, chahe toh ye bhains toh tumhara moot hi pi legi, par extra kharcha nahi lagaayegi. agar itna hi kharche ki padi hai toh."

Kalu ye akhri wali line sunte hi andar se kamp gaya. Use ek ajeeb saa feeling huaa.
Bhabhi ne sach me pareshan hokar ye kaha tha! Par uska ye andaaj Kalu ki jaan le gaya.

Kalu ye sab sunkar sunn pad gaya tha.
Tabhi bhabhi ne fir se bolna shuru kiya. 

Bhabhi- Aur itna hi nahi..aur sun lijiye..
" Ye bhains apni jawani ki shikhar par hai, aur sehwas ke liye poori tayaar!!

Ye kehte wakt bhabhi ka ghussa khatam huaa tha aur uske andar laaj bhar gayi thi.

Bhabhi- " toh checking ki koi jaroorat nahi. Ek hi baar me saand ka kaam tamam hai."

Ye sunkar kalu itna boukhla gaya ki wo mooh se bol pada.
Kalu- Wahhh...yi hui naa baat....

Tabhi bhabhi boli- 
Bhabhi- Saand hi kyu? Yaha toh bhabhiyon ki khubiyaa bhi milegi. Aapko toh pata hi hai hum 3 hole wala mobile hai. Toh raat bhar charging bhar kar apna bister garam kariega....ha..ha..3 no hole khidmat me hai.
Ye kehte wakt bhabhi itna lajjit thi ki laakh koshish ke bawjood bhi wo hass hi di akhir.

Yaha bhabhi ki ye baate sunkar toh kalu ki khushiya uske kaale badan se chinkh padi.

Par tabhi wo reality me aa gaya. Wo turant jaan gaya ki usne konsa maal gawa diya hai. Ab jaakar use pachatava hone laga. Apne over confidence ki wajah se usne apne ki pair par kulhadi maar li thi.

Kalu man hi man khudko galiya dene laga - "chutiye, tum ek number ke chutiye ho. Kisne bola tha apni hoshiyaari dikhane ko? Haram ke pille 25 hajaar chodo akhir 10 hajaar me bhi maan gayi thi wo. Par ab iska ghussa dekh kar lagta hai lakh rupaye se kum naa legi.
 Jara dekho iss sone ko. Sona nahi sone ka Mahal hai. Tumhare 7 purkhe bhi lag jaate tab bhi aisa maal nahi milta. 
Tajurwa, kaahe ka tajurwa? Apni gand me daalo ab tajurwa. Bade hoshiyarchand banane jaa raha tha, budbak...."

Ab pachtawa kaahe , jab chidiya chubh gayi khet.

Use itna ufsos huaa ki abhi abhi khushi se chamakne wala uska mooh rotalu ban gaya.
 
Fir kuch sochkar usne ab gidgidaane ki sochi. Uske pass ab yahi ek rasta bacha huaa tha. Usne thaan li aur 10 hajaar wali baat par gidgidaane wala hi tha...... ki tabhi bhabhi ne uski soch me badha daali.

Bhabhi- Hello? Kaha kho gaye? 
Kalu- wahhh..aapki baato me kho gaya....Kaa baat keh diye ho aap toh....

Bhabhi- Aap chup rahe...bilkul chup...
Kalu chup chaap ho gaya.

Bhabhi- kyu? Ab bole? Aur kuch sunana chahte hai?
Bole?

Kalu- Wo.....
Bhabhi- Shu.....Aap chup rahiye...bilkul bhi...
Bhabhi ne fir se use dant lagaayi.

Kalu bichara confuse. Bolne bhi bol rahi hai, aur ghussa bhi kar rahi hai. 
Fir usne Naa me gardan hilana uchit samjha. 
Bhabhi- Haa. Ab aai akal thikane?

Issbaar Kalu ne Haa me gardan hilayi.

Fir akhirkaar Bhabhi boli 
Bhabhi- 
"Itna hi nahi, Abhi toh sabse khass baat sune."

Kalu ke kaan fir se khade ho gaye. 

Bhabhi- "koi 25k nahi, koi 10k nahi, aur koi 5k nahi..bass aur bass 1500 , aur ye sab aapka huaa."

Itna kehkar bhabhi ka ghussa ek ajeebh unmaad me naha gaya tha. Uska poora badan aisa lag raha tha ki, wo abhi abhi naha kar aayi hai. Uske ankho me laaj aur wahi chamak thi -
" patange ko khud jalne ki khumaari." 
"ego ke khatir bik jaane ki chamak. " 

Ye sunte hi kalu ke tote udd gaye.
Kuch pal ke liye wo toh behosh saa ho gaya. Use uske kaan par yakin hi nahi huaa...
Uff..
Kya bawal aurat thi.
Aapni Lilly khudka hi souda karne par utar aayi. Aur wo bhi koudi ke mol.

Idhar Kalu abhi bhi hosh me nahi tha, tabhi bhabhi bol padi. Issbaar ek asali randipana ki awaj me wo boli.

Bhabhi- abhi ke abhi deal. Abhi do yaa bhool jaao. 500 aapke kharche liye choot de di hai maine. Bass , haa bss 1500 de do aur kharid kr le jaao apni bhains ko. Haa..ha.. Mai bhi dekhti hu kitni sharm hai aap me. 
Ye meri taraf se new year offer samajho."

Itna kehkar bhabhi chup ho gayi. Badi badi sanse bharkar apne jajbaat par kaabu paane lagi. 
Fir nakchadhi awaj me boli
Bhabhi- "Warna futo yhase."

Uff...
Bhabhi ne ye kya kar dala tha?
Apne aapko 1500 me bech rahi thi.
Wahh..kya randipana hai uska.
Waha Kalu toh ye sunkar hakkabakka sunn pad gaya tha.

Krodh khatam hone ke baad apna sar pakadkar ab bhabhi pachtave ki bhaav me hath pitne lagi.

Wo khud se hi bolne lagi par unchi awaj me. Jo Kalu bhi sun sakta tha.

Bhabhi- 
Haayeee..ye maine kya kar dala? Lilly, Tumhare liye toh lakhon ki line lag jaayegi. Aur tu padi hai inn garib ke piche!
Hamari lene ke liye bahot kuch lootana padta hai logonko....aur yaha mai free me bik rhi hu...haayeee dayyaaa....." 

Fir Kalu ko dekhkar boli.
Bhabhi- "Ye sab aapki wajah se huaa hai. Aapne mera ego dukhaya. Aur apne iman ke aage mai kharch ho gayi. Haayeee..."

Akhirkaar itna sab bolkar bhabhi ghusee se niche baith gyi. Apna ghusel chehara lekar lambi lambi sanso par kaabu rakhne ka prayas karne lagi..

Ohh..my..hod. 
Bhabhi ne ye kya kar dala tha?
Niche baithkar jab uska ghussa thoda shant huaa tha, tab use realize huaa ki usne upar kya kaand kara diya tha. 

bhabhi khud hairaan thi aur khudko puchne lagi- " Haayee..jajbaat me tu ye kya kya bol baithi hai?"

Wo sharm se chur chur toot gayi.
Bhabhi khud shock thi, toh jara socho Kalu ka kya haal hoga?
Haa..ab uska hosh wapas louta tha.
Use toh aisa laga maano ek hi soude me puri duniya jeet li.
Wo khushi se zhoom utha aur khudse bol pada.
" Dekha, sasura...ise kehte hai tajurwa. "

Harami kalu....issbaar turant bol pada.
Kalu- Bhabhi, kya sach me?
Bhabhi ne koi jawab nahi diya. Wo toh lambi aahe bhar rahi thi abhi bhi.

Wo agale hi pal aisi lalach me bol pada jaisi ye mouka wo hath se jaane nahi dega.

Wo turant bol pada.
Kalu- "Pakka jee pakka...abhi ke abhi..muzhe manjoor hai."

Fir bol pada- 
Kalu- "Mai aur pareshan nahi karunga aapko.
Thik hai bhabhi?...Fir ye souda pakka.."

Sharm se najare zhukaayye baithi bhabhi ko dekhkar usne fir se pucha- 
Kalu- Bhabhi ye souda pakka naa?

Bhabhi kuch nahi boli. Bass naak chadhakar "hunnn" kar di.

Wo khushi se nachane hi laga.
Kalu- Kamal ho gya...Mai toh malamal ho gya...tumhare jaisi bhains pakar mera tabela doodh madhur ho jaayega..wahhhh..kya din hai aaj ka hamri jindagi kaa? Bass ek baar aapke mooh se sunana chahat hai. Kehe dijiye naa.

Isspar bhabhi ghusse se chidchidhi ho gayi. Aur kuch patakte hue boli.
Bhabhi- Haa, bol toh diya naa?

Uff...
Ye sunte hi kalu hath upar kar ke jashn manane laga.
Wo khushi se zhumne laga tha. Uthkar pair jameen ko maarne laga. 

Par tabhi wo nachte nachte ruk gaya. Fir bhabhi se bola.

Kalu- Bhabhi ek baat hai..
Bhabhi ne kuch nahi bola..wo abhi bhi lambi lambi sanse bhar rahi thi..

Kalu- Dekhe, ghussa naa kare toh keh du. 
Bhabhi- Kya?

Kalu- Darsal baat yu hai ki...matlab dar lagat hai ki kahi aap ghussa naa ho. 

Bhabhi- Are bologe?
Kalu- wo..baat yu hai ki...

Usne jeb se 500 ki note nikali. Aur bhabhi ke hath dete hue bola.
Kalu- Wo baat yu ki, yeh lijiye abhi ke liye. soude ki rasad. Bass binati hai ki Thodi mohalat chahiye. Ab aisa hai ki, Jeb me paisa toh naa leke ghumat hai koi? 

Bhabhi ne uske 500 rupaye nahi liye.

Bhabhi- Haa..thik hai. Sham tak poora de jaayiye aur apna souda kara lijiye.

Kalu- Wahhh..thik hai ji..thik hai ji..pakka.....Hum toh lekar hi awenge. Sasura kahi se bhi lekar aawenge.

Bhabhi- Haa..toh jayiye ab..

Kalu- Wu..aur ek baat thi..

Kalu darte darte keh pada.
Kalu- Matlab...soude ka koi parchi toh hona chahiye naa?

Hattt.. budbak....bewkoof Kalu...kar di naa nichi baat? Gayi bhains paani me. 

Ye sunte hi Bhabhi ne upar use dekha.
Bhabhi ki beras wo ankhe dekh kalu dar gaya.

Kalu- Matlab, bharosa toh hai...uski koi baat hi nahi..par ye souda hai naa!... 'souda matlab bhari thaali. pata nahi konsa kouwa kav kav kar jaaye.' Bass khabardari ke khatir. Bol raha hu.....


Ab bhi Bhabhi ka chehara bina reaction ka tha.
Ye neeras chehara dekh kar Kalu aur bhi dar gaya.

Kalu- "Yeh..aisa bazaar ka niyam hi hota hai bhabhi. Yaha har soude ke baad ye kiya jata hai. Ulta souda hone par jyada sambhalna padata hai.
Ha..ha..ha..
Wahi...ke koi kagaj, yaa likhawat, yaa fir kasam bhi chalega..kuch bhi chalega, par kuch toh hona chaiye. Bass apne sukun ke liye aisa hi kuch bhi."

Kalu ne dar dar ke apni bol di.

Bhabhi kuch pal waise hi dekhti rahi.
Wo andar hi andar apne ghusse ko control karne ki koshish karne lagi. Par akhirkaar kar aag- babula hokar kahar padi. 

Bhabhi- Aur kuch?

Usne ye 2 hi shabd bole the. Par wo dono shabd ghusse ki aag me jalte hue aaye the.
Bhabhi kaa ghussa dekh kalu ne turant Naa me gardan hilayi.

Aur kyu naa ho?
Uska ghussa jayaj bhi tha. 
Usne apne aapko ek toh bass 1500 me bech diya tha. 
Aur upar iss harami ko parchi chahiye thi.

Bhabhi ki ankho me aisa ghussa dikh raha tha, jaise lava nigal gayi hai.

Usne aise ghusse wali najar se kalu ko ek baar dekha aur wo uth khadi hui. Apne pallu ko ek zhatka dete hue wo mood gayi. Aur usi ghusse se andar jaane lagi.

Kalu ki jaan toh mooh me aa gayi. Wo turant rotalu chehara lekar bol pada.




Doodhwala- "Are nahi...nahi....
Ruk jaayiye..... koi nahi..koi nahi....Aap toh naraz ho gye...Rahne do. Koi kagaj nahi chahiye. mai bhi budbak naa? Hum samajh gya. Ye bhi kya baat hui? Aapne aisa souda diya hai, aur hum budbak kagaj mang raha. 
Sariii...sariii....ji...bahot bahot sariii...
Bass aap naraj naa ho...humka kuch nahi chahiye.."

Par bhabhi ne already decision le liya tha. Kalu ki iss gidgidaane se wo nahi ruki. Wo bina kuch bole andar jaane lagi.


Ye dekh Kalu ko toh bada dar gaya. Apne kiye par pachtawa khate hue wo apne aapko thappad barsane laga.
Kalu- Are bhabhi ji, iss budbak ko maaf kar dijiye...maaf kar dijiye...
Par koi fayda nahi tha. Bhabhi uski ankho ke samne se andar chali gayi thi.

Ye dekh wahi thappad ab jor se barsaane laga..
Uska toh jee bhar ke rone kaa man kiya...

 Kalu- "Sasura, dekha? Ye kaa kar diya? Saale gandu ko kagaj chahiye...tumhare paida hone ka koi kagaj hai kya tohre pass?
Han....???? Haram kaa naati, Poora beda gard kar ke rakh diya tum. Hath aayi machali ko chod diya..machali? lund ke fakir wo jalpari thi. Aur khud tumhare jaal me aayi thi. Wo bhi mitthi me mol. Ab naa raha souda aur naa raha saboot. saboot ab gand me daal le apne."
Itni lambi baat tak wo khudko thappad barsata raha. 
Usne saari bhadas nikaali.
Kand hi aisa kuch kiya tha usne.

Ab wo kya karta? 
Rota hua kuch 10min tak intzaar karta raha.
Andar bhi nahi jaa sakta tha, aur Bhabhi ko awaj bhi nahi de sakta tha.

Usko baar baar bhabhi ka wo beras chehara dikhaai pad raha tha. Bhabhi ki ankhon ka ghussa dekh ke wo kabka jaan gaya tha, "ki bhabhi toh hath se nikal gayi thi."

Usne aur kuch der intazaar kiya par waha kuch halchal nahi thi.
Bada bhari patthar dil uthakar ab wo mood gaya. Fir apna saman uthakar rotalu chehara liye jaane laga..
Kuch 2 kadam chalke wo fir se ruk gaya. Uss se chala nahi jaa raha tha. Fir 
mare hue halat me ek akhari saayyy bhar lekar ab wo chal pada. Wo aur 2-4 kadam chala hi tha ke Tabhi,
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Tabhi usne kisi ghanti ki awaj suni.
Tan...tan..
tan....tan..dan..
Tann...dannn..tannin...
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Usne yaha waha dekha par kuch nahi tha.
Fir usne apna doodh ka cane wahi rakha aur aangan chalkar gate ke pass aya. Usne andar bahar dekha, ki shayad kahi koi Bakri ho toh?

Par naa. Gate ke bahar bhi kuch naa tha.

Ab fir se wo apne cane ke pass aya. 
Tabhi e to awaj fir se sunaai di.

Tan...tan...tan...
Usne gour kiya toh pata chala ki ye awaj toh ghar ke andar se aa rhi hai.
aur wo awaj ab dheere dheere bhi tej ho rahi thi.
TAN....TANnnnnnn...tannin...
Wo awaj bahot hi choti ghanti ki thi. Par gunjdaar aur kampan bhari thi. Subah ki khamoshi me badi hi madhur baj rahi thi.
Use laga shayad bhabhi subah subah Pooja path karne lagi hai ab.
Ye sochkar wo fir se jaane laga.
Par wo awaj toh badhati hi jaa rahi thi.
Badhati awaj sunkar ab wo fir se ruk gaya aur fir bhabhi ki ghar ki aur mooda.
Baramde me chadhkar ab toh wo darwaje ke pass aa gaya. 
Issbaar usne darwaje ke andar zhank ke dekha.
Use kuch dikhaai nahi pada.
Fir usne apna ek pair andar rakha. 
Ab wo darwaje par khada hokar andar zhankne laga.
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Usne awaj ki taraf dekha...
Usne dekha aur jaise uske niche ki jamin khisak gayi. 
Oh..my..hod.

Uske pair latpataane lage. Mano bhookamp aya ho. 

Ufff...
Usne aisa kya dekha jo uski ye halat ho gayi?
Kya bhabhi ke ghar usne koi bhoot dekha?
Par subah subah konsa bhoot?
Toh? 

Uff...
Darsal usne bhoot woot nahi dekha tha, balki bhabhi ko hi dekha tha jo seedhiya utar rahi thi.
Par Bhabhi ko dekhte hi uski halat tight ho gayi thi. Use aisa laga jaise wo mar hi jayega.
wo thodi der wahi jam gaya. Mano wakt jaise wahi tham sa gya ho.

Uski ankhe fat ke bahar aa gayi thi, aur mooh khul gaya tha. Wo bahar aayi ankho se samne ka nazara bass dekhte hi reh gya.
Aisa usne kya dekha tha?
Usne koi bhoot nahi balki bhabhi ko hi dekha tha.
Par nangi.
Haa..haa..
Bilkul sahi suna aapne.
Nangi.
Oh..my..hod.
Bhabhi waha nangi kya kar rahi thi?
Wo bhi apne ghar ke Hall me?

The End.

Ab bhabhi apne sasural ke Hall me nangi kyu thi? Ye janate hai part 2 me.

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(Usne koi bhoot nahi balki bhabhi ko hi dekha tha.
Par nangi.
Haa..haa..
Bilkul sahi suna aapne.
Nangi.
Oh..my..hod.
Bhabhi waha nangi kya kar rahi thi?
Wo bhi apne ghar ke Hall me?)


Part 2:

Kalu ke liye ye kuch jyda hi tha.
Wo toh jaan se jaate jaate bach gaya tha.
Usne dekha ki Bhabhi waha puri nangi hai.
Jara ruko.
Jab usne thoda gour se dekha toh usne paya ki bhabhi poori nangi nahi thi. Uske jism par bass ek chaadi thi. Golden rang ki.
Waise Usne bhabhi ko hisso me dekha tha. Bhabhi ke mumme, chut sab dekhi thi. Par aaj bhabhi uske samne sar se paav tak itni nangi pahali baar khadi thi. Bass ek golden chaddi pahane hue.... jo door se dikh bhi nahi rahi thi.

Uff..

Bhabhi ki khubsoorati toh aap janate hi hai. Aur ab uss golden chaddi ne iss khubsoorati ko chaar chand laga diye the. Maano wo khud keh rahi ho, baby doll mai sone di.

Ye dekh Kalu ki kya halat hui hogi batane ki jaroorat nahi.
Fir tabhi,
Uski ankho ne wo adbhut nazara dekha jab bhabhi seedhiya utarne ko badhi.
Uff..
Hare rang ki railing ki wo brown seedhiya!! Aur unn seedhiyon ke beech utarta ye gora madmast badan. Wahhh..kya kayamt ki khubsoorat lag rahi thi.

Aur iss khubsoorati ka main attraction the uske boobs.
Bhabhi ne jaise hi pahali seedhi par pair rakhne ke liye apne aapko halka sa uthaya, toh uske seene me aisa bhoochaal mach gaya jaise samundar ke andar kisine bum fod diya ho.
Kalu ke toh hosh udd gaye.
Kya jabardast mumme nasib liye thi bhabhi.

Fir Bhabhi ne 2 seedhi utar li.
Abtak bass 2 hi sidhiya utar kar niche aayi thi, ki tabhi kisi ghanti ki wo awaj joro se baj uthi.
Ting..chumm..ting...chulll..ting...chumm..

Issbaar wali wo awaj itni badi thi ki bhabhi ke pure ghar me gunjane lagi.
Bhabhi wahi baith gayi. Wo turant idhar udhar dekhte hue apne aapko control karne ki koshish karne lagi. Uske iss haav bhaav se saaf pata chal raha tha ki wo kitni dari hui hai. Uske chehare par toh duniyabhar ki tension thi.


Fir usne ek lambi sans bhari. Aur ab sans seene me foolaakar usne apne pair ko ekdum dheeme se agali seedhi par rakha.
Ab isstarah se najakat se usne apne jawani se bhare badan ko fir se uthaya, aur wo fir se uth khadi ho gyi.
Fir apne dharowar ko samhalte hue bhabhi seedhiya utarne lagi. Wo ekdum dhime se utar rahi thi, aur usne apne aapko uthaye rakha tha, taaki jyada awaj naa ho.
Bich bich wo yaha - waha - upar - niche aur piche dekhti rahati. Aise utarne se uski badan ka lachilapan aur bhi badh gaya tha. Iss wajah se toh uske boobs aur bhi bounce ho rahe the. Maao lagbagh taliya maar rahe the.
Jara aap soch lo, ki aisa khubsoorat jawani se bhara jism seedhiya utar raha ho, aur wo bhi nanga. Aur uske seene par itne bade mumme the ki jo pappaye kehlaate the. Unke bounce ka koi jawab nahi tha.
Upar se bhabhi ke chehare ka wo dar iss scene ko aur bhi kaatil bana raha tha.

Ye sochakar hi kisika paani nikal jaayega.
Waha toh apna kalu ye nazara apni ankho ke samne dekh raha tha.
Uska kya haal huaa hoga?
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Oh... my.... hod...
Yha chal kya rha tha?
Bhabhi apne ghar ke Haal me nangi kyu aayi thi? 
Haayee..
Aaj toh uska pati bhi ghar me tha. Pata nahi uska devar bhi hoga shayad?  Niche sasur bhi the. Subah ka time aur open Hall. Aise me kon bhi, kahi se bhi, aa sakta tha.
Uff..
Kya bhabhi thi?

Par kuch bhi kahe,
Wahhh..Kya nazara tha?

Uska pati andar bedroom me soya tha, aur uski biwi bahar living room me nangi hokar sedhiya utar rahi thi, wo bhi ek paraye mard ke samne!

kamal ki dabang bhabhi nikali!


Ab bhabhi saari seedhiya utar chuki thi.
neeche utar kar apne aapko bachaate hue wo seedha aage aayi.
Usne bhagkar apne ghar ka Hall paar kar liya. Upar se lekar niche yaha tak aane me pata nahi wo kitni baar piche dekh chuki thi, niche baith gayi thi, zhuk gayi thi, dar ke maar dab gayi thi.
Uski har chaal me, uske har ang ki ek alag lachak, ek alag najakat. Har Ada me dar aur nangepan ka ehsas.
Kisi bhi shabd me itni ahsiyat hi nahi thi ki uss jism ko bayan kar sake.
Nasha tha, bass nasha!

Aisa jism Hall cross kar ke ab seedha Kalu ke samne aa gaya tha.
Uff...

Ab 4 kadam chal kar wo kalu ke pass aayi..
Thik uske samne..
Ufffff...
Uff...
Aage aane se pura badan subah ki Roshni me ache se ujagar ho utha.
Haayee...
Kya madmast mass ka dhancha tha.
Uff..
Ye toh aur bhi khubsoorat nikali.

Kalu pahali baar bhabhi ko sar se pair tak nangi dekh raha tha. Ab toh wo thik bilkul uske samne khadi thi.
Itna nazdik ki bhabhi ke badan ki khushboo uske naak me chali gayi.

Najadik se dekhne par toh iss jawani ke aur bhi pailu nazar aaye.
Kya khaal thi. Itni chikani ki subah ki Roshan bhi fisal rahi thi.
Kalu toh bhabhi ko upar se niche tak taadne laga.
Pura badan lal tamatar jaise bhara hua tha. Chutki bhi maaro toh khoon nikal aajave. Aise bhare badan ki har mod par gore rang ka halka sa badalna use aur bhi madak bana raha tha.

Uske vishaal mumme kalu ne blouse ke pardon ke andar se hi chakhe the. Par poore nange badan par ye Mumme toh aur bhi bade lag rahe the. Aur unpar jadi wo gulabi chuchiya..haayeee...kitni badi aur nukhili thi. Ye chuchiya toh lambi doori se bhi dikhaai padi thi.

Upar seedhiyon par bhabhi toh bass dar rahi thi. Par jaise hi wo niche Kalu ke samne aayi, uske chehare par dar ke sath sharm-o-hayaa bhi chaa gayi.
Akhir kyu naa hoti?
Kalu ke samne itni nangi wo pahali baar aayi thi.
Ye laaj toh bhabhi ko aur khubsoorat bana gayi.

Ye khubsoorati dekh kalu ke gale ka paani sukh gya. uski nazare ek baar me uss jism ko sama nahi paa rhe the. Wo baar baar sar se paav tak nazare ghumane laga.

Kya jawani thi..
Ek paraye mard ko aise tadate dekh bhabhi ki sharm toh hayaa pe pahunch gayi thi.
Wo lajja se aur bhi gulabi ho gayi.

Bhabhi ki laaj se halat dekh, kalu ab toh uske har ang par apni nazare gadhakar ache se dekhne laga. Wo jaha jaha nazare gada raha tha, bhabhi ki reaction aise ho rahi thi jaise wo nazaron se chatka de raha ho. Yaha waha se bichaari bend ho rahi thi.
Mummo se utarkar wo bhabhi ki naabhi me kho gaya. Fir pet se utarkar niche aate hi uski tharak aur romanchit ho gayi. usne dekha ki wo golden chaddi me fudak fudak kar baithne se aur chalne se fank ki nishaan pad gayi hai. Lagata hai bhabhi ki wo chaddi uski hi darar me dhas gayi thi. Iss se toh wo aur bhi sexy lag rahi thi.


Bhabhi kabse soude me konsi 'bhari jawani' ki baat kar rahi thi,  ye kalu ko ab pata chala.

Seedhiyon se yha tak ki wo madak chaal, Kalu apni jindagi tak nahi bhool sakta ab.


Ye najara dekh uska lund toh kabka khada ho gaya tha. Bhabhi ke pass aate hi ab wo lund uski pant me "than than" naachne hi laga tha.

Kalu ek hawas bhari nazaro se taade jaa raha tha.
Dono ek dusare ke samne khade the.
Bhabhi ne sharm se apni nazare zhuka li thi aur lajja se bachne ke liye wo baar baar idhar udhar dekh rahi thi.

Tabhi,
Fir ek lambi sans lekar usne kalu ki nazaro me dekha.
Bhabhi ka andaaj ekdum se badal gaya tha.
Uske badan se pasine ki boonde umad gayi.
Uss pasine ki mahak me abhi abhi bik jaane ka malal jaroor tha.
Tabhi bhabhi ne ek lambi aah bhar li. Aur fir besharmi se zhuk gayi. Agale hi pal wo ghutno par baith gayi.

Ahhhaaa..
Wo kar kya rahi thi waha?
Kya irada tha uska?

Kalu ye samajh hi paa raha tha, ki agale hi pal bhabhi ne apane hath aage rakhate hue kisi bhains ki tarah ghutnon ke bal ho gyi.

Uff...
Bhabhi apane sasural ke ghar ke darwaje par kisi paraye mard ke samane nangi ghutano par khadi thi.
Uff..

Kalu ko turant pata chala soude me kiss bhains ki bikri ho rahi thi?
Zhukne se toh bhabhi aur bhi maadak ban gayi.
Seene se latakte wo pappayi aur bhi vishal ho gaye aur zhukne se piche gand ke ubhaar ki kinaar bhi Kalu dekh paa raha tha.

Unn bade mummo se kalu ki nazar hi nahi hat rahi thi, ki tabhi unn vishal mummon ke beech latakte uss mangalsutr ke sath aur ek latakti chiz ko kalu ki nazaro ne pakad liya.

Uff..
Wo kya tha?

Use turant pata chala ki wo gnati ki awaj kaha se aa rahi thi!
Haayee...
Kya tha wo?

Dono latakte boobs ke beech jo chiz latak rahi thi wo ek ghanti thi.
Haa..haa...bhabhi ke gale me ek ghanti thi!

Kab?
Kaise?
Kyu?
Kalu ke man me teeno sawal eksath aaye.

Darsal bhabhi ne apne gale me ek ghanti pahni hui thi jo patte ke sahare gale me pahani hui thi. Gale ka wo patta ek kutte ko pahnane wala patta tha. Uska rang pink tha aur usme beech beech silver rang ke hole the.  Uss patte ko bandi ek choti asali wali chain bhi attach thi, jo dono boobs ke bich se jati hui jamin par reng rahi thi...Bilkul asli kutte jaisa. Aur uss patte ke aage wale hook me ek ghanti lagi thi jo gale me necklace ki tarah latak rhi thi.
Kalu toh ek ke baad ek jabardast zhatkon ka shikar ban gaya tha.
Jab se wo bhabhi se mila hai, uss din se usko aise zhatke lagate hi aa rahe the. Aur har agala pichle wale se bahot bada. Bahot katil.

Wo ghanti dekhte hi kalu ki ghanti baj gayi.
Kalu ki ghanti par nazar dekh bhabhi chur chur ho gayi.
Issbaar use kuch ajeeb si lajaa lagane lagi, itni ki wo nazre utha hi nahi paa rhi thi.

Par bhabhi ke pass wakt kum tha.
Toh bhabhi ne badi mushkil se apne aap ko samhala.
Aur lambi sans lekar bol padi.

Bhabhi- Ye lijiye.
Kalu ki toh hummm nikal gayi.

Usne sabkuch samhalte hue poocha.
Kalu- Kaa?....Kaa bhabhi? Kaa?

Bhabhi- Are..apni bhains ko...

Ye sunte hi uske kaan tript ho gaye. Wo romanch se bhar gaya.

Uske chehare ka udd huaa rang dekh kar bhabhi boli -

Bhabhi- Kyu? Saboot chahiye tha naa aapko? Bharosa chahiye tha naa?
Toh ye lijiye....

Uski dhadakane ruk si gayi hui thi. Wo apne sine par hath rakhkar check karne laga.

Bhabhi-
Mai queen hu queen...wade ki pakki..ek baar jo keh diya, matlab keh diya, fir use apni puri izzat dekar bhi nibha leti hu...samhje kya aap?  Ye lo, Aapki bhains aur lekar jaao jaha jana hai. Abhi paise hai toh abhi lekar jaao. Mai kuch nahi bolungi. Ab iss maal par aapka hakk hai, kharid jo liya hai aapne."

Itna bolkar randipana wali ada ke sath hasi. Thoda haskar wo fir boli -
Bhabhi- "Haaye...lilly..ab toh bik gyi hai re tu."

Fir lambi sans bharkar fir se boli-
Bhabhi- "haayee..dayyaa....ye soch ke hi mere pet me sansanati si ho rhi hai...ab bass paise leke aao aur iss bhains ko leke jaao...tab tak k liye bharosa chahiye tha naa?...toh phir ye lijiye."

Itna bolkar bhabhi ghum gyi aur apni gand ko uske samne rakh khadi ho gayi.
Ohhh..

Ye mamla toh garam se garam hota jaa raha hai.
Sach me bhabhi usko apani gand dikhate khadi thi.
Jara soch lo dosto, doodhwale ki kya halat hogi?Ek sabse khubasurat, madak jawani se bhari bhabhi Ab toh usne apni gand uske samne laakar rakh di thi.
Bhabhi ki wo golden chaddi 'Thong' thi. piche se bass 2 inch ke patti ke barabar thi. Jo Patti kabki dono kulhon ke beech dhas gayi thi. Matlab uske dono kulhe nange hi the. Bass ab unke bich me ek golden Patti chamak rahi thi. Bass kaise waise uski fank ko dhakaaye hue thi.

Kalu bhooke bhediye ki tarah taad raha tha. Bhabhi ki sexy gand uski Kalpana se bhi pari thi.

Ye sab dekhte dekhte uski nazar bhabhi ke 1 kulhe par gayi...aur wo aur pagal ho gya...

Ye lijiye aur ek jabardast zhatka!
Aur ek surprise!
Lagta hai Kalu zhatkon se hi mar jaayega.


Use yakin hi nahi huaa uski ankho par. Uske samne aur ek surprise khada tha.

Ufff....
Apni gand par bhabhi ne lal sketch- pen se kuch likhawa liya tha, wo bhi shuddh Hindi me likha tha- " Mai kalu ki bhains hu".

Apni lilly bhi naa...
Oh..my hod.
Kalu apna naam aisi khubsoorat aurat ki ek kulhe par padhkar romanch se bhar gaya.

Bhabhi issbaar haste hue piche dekhne lagi.
Kalu ki ankhe bata rahi thi ki, usne kya dekha hai. Uska surprise se bhara chehara dekhkar bhabhi haste hue boli
Bhabhi- Kyu? ab aya bharosa? Likhana hi hai toh kagaj pe kyu?
Itna kehkar bhabhi khadkhad hasne lagi.

Nange badan par likha uska naam padhkar Kalu ko aisa laga jaise duniya jeet liya. 

Bhabhi- Hello? Kalu jee?

Apne nange badan pe koi ladki tumhara naam likh de, toh samajh le tumse jyada naseebwala iss duniya me koi nahi. Ab isase jyada konsa proof hota hai iss duniya me?
Bhabhi- Hello....kaha kho gaye?

Kalu idhar ek ek akshar padhne laga.
"Mai"
"Kalu"
"Ki"

Bhabhi- "Hello sune...hosh me aao..meri baat suniye naa?

"Bhains "
"Hu"
" ! Ganne ka ulta danda"

Bhabhi- " Shuuuukkkk....hosh me aao...kya badbada rahe ho?"
Ab bhi wo hosh me nahi tha.

Toh,
Ab

Issbaar bhabhi ne ghutno par baithkar apne kulhe chupa liya.
Bhabhi kabse usko kuch bata rahi thi, par wo toh hosh me hi nahi tha.

Kulhe dhak lete hi kalu ko hosh aya.

Kalu- Jeee...jee...???

Bhabhi- "Are dekhe...ye time pass karne ka time nahi hai. Mai apni zindagi ki risk par hu..toh hame jaldi karna hoga. Aap hosh me aao"

Kalu- Jee..jee...bole...kaa kaa karna hoga?..kaa karne jaa rahe hai hum?

Bhabhi- Are? Toh dekh kya rahe ho? Apna mobile nikaale....

Kalu- Mobile?

Bhabhi- Are aise kya kar rahe ho?

Kalu confusion me khada tha.

Fir bhabhi bol padi.
Bhabhi- Are....aap bhi naa...aapko sab batana padata hai.  bharosa chahiye tha naa aapko? Toh nikaal lijiye mobile aur bana lijiye apni parchi.

Kalu ab bhi confusion me tha.
Kalu- Matlab?

Bhabhi- ufff..parchi chahiye thi naa aapko? are le lijiye photo aur bana lijiye parchi. Wo bhi digital parchi..

Kalu shock reh gaya.
Kalu- Photo?

Bhabhi- Haa..haa..photo.  Mai full permission deti hu...
Itna bolkr bhabhi hasne lagi...

Kalu- Wahhh....kaa sach me?
Bhabhi- "Haa..haa..aap bindhast photo nikal sakte ho..aakhir ye aapki hi toh bhains hai..."
Ek randipana wali ada ke sath bhabhi hass padi.

Kalu romach se sunta raha.
Uske toh rongate khade ho gaye the.

Bhabhi- Are nikaale jaldi...
Kalu hadbadakar apna mobile dhoondne laga.
Usne jeb me hath dalkar apna mobile nikal liya.


Bhabhi- Good.
Ab aisa bolkar bhabhi fir se uske samne ghodi bankar khadi ho gayi.
Wo gand upar jaate hi kalu ke hath kapkpaaye.


Bhabhi- Ab aap iss nazaare ko photo me kaid kar sakte ho...proof ke liye...





Kalu bhabhi ka ye andaz dekh kar hairaan tha.
"Kahate hai ladakiya chodne degi, par koi nanga photo nahi deti."
Par yaha apni bhabhi toh kuch alag hi kahar thi.
Yaha toh bhabhi khud apne nange badan ka photo lene ko keh rahi thi.

Sach me kya bawal bhabhi hai.

Ab,
Kalu ne apna mobile nikalkar ek photo khich liya.
Khachaakkkk...
Usne bhabhi ke uss kulhe ka photo nikal liya jispar likha huaa tha.

Bhabhi- Dikhaai ye idhar.

Kalu ne bhabhi ko mobile diya.
Uska koi mehenga phone nahi tha. Koi purana toota, foota phone tha, par photo nikalne layak tha.
Bhabhi ne apni photo dekhne lagi. Uss photo ko zoom kar kar ke dekhne lagi.
Uske mobile me apni nangi photo dekhte wakt uske chehare par ek ajeeb si gulabi sharm chaa gayi thi.

Uss photo me wo likhi line ekdum clear aayi thi.
Apne badan par uska naam dekhkar bhabhi sharm se mari jaa rahi thi.

Tabhi bhabhi ne usko mobile de diya.
Bhabhi- achi aayi hai photo, par chehara dikh nahi raha. Pata kaise chalega ki wo mai hi hu.
Agar Kal ko mukar gayi toh?

Itna bolkar bhabhi shararati bhaav dete hue  hasne lagi.
Uska ye andaaz kisi mard ki jaan lenewala tha. Lagata hai uss bichaare Kalu ki jaan lekar hi manegi. Wo Kalu hairaan sunn reh gaya tha.

Kalu- Chehara?
Bhabhi- Aur nahi toh kya?
Itna kehkar aage boli.

Bhabhi-
Issbaar mai piche dekhati hu.
Aap thoda piche jakar pura photo le lena. Jisme mera chehara bhi aaye, aur ye likha huaa bhi aaye.

Kalu yaha pareshaan dekhta rah gaya.

Bhabhi- Are aap itna pareshaan kyu ho rahe hai?

Fir haste hue boli
Bhabhi- "Aap bindhast khich le. Pura nanga aur chehre ke sath dungi, taki mukarneka koi mouka hi naa rhe.
Itna kehkar Haste hue khilkhila uthi. Uske baad fir se bol padi.

Bhabhi- "Aur haa, uss photo ka kya karna hai ye aapki marzhi...apne pass rakhna hai, bindhast rakhiye. Apne kisi dost ko dikhana hai, toh bindhast dikhao, kisi jagah chapwana hai, toh bindhast chapwana...bsss ye hai ki, baat mere sasural tak nahi ani chahiye...bas itna hi. Baaki aap jaano."
Itna bolkar ek majakiya andaaj me jor se hasane lagi...



Kalu kya bolega? Uske kabke tote ude hue the.

Bhabhi- Are nikale jaldi. Ye sasuraal hai mera. Aapko pata hai naaa mai kaha nangi khadi hu?   Itni badi risk bass aapke liye li hai maine. jaldi Kare...

Usne phatak se for se mobile pakad liya aur phat se photo nikala, jisme nangi bhabhi piche dekh kar hass rhi thi.
Khachaakkkkk... .

Wahhh...
.
Bhabhi ne fir se dikhaane ko bola.
Ye Wali photo me uska poora nanga badan dikh raha tha, wo bhi chehare ke sath.

Bhabhi- Haa...ye badhiya aayi hai...smile achi hai naa?
Bhabhi hass padi..

Usne ek baar apni chaddi ki jagah par zhoom kar ke dekha, ki kahi se jyada toh naa pichak gayi hai?
Tabhi wo apne maathe par hath lagaate boli.

Bhabhi- " Are kimat likhna toh bhool hi gayi..

Aisa bolkar pareshani ki mudra banayi.

Bhabhi- " contract me kimat bhi toh dikhni chahiye."

Itna bolkar bhabhi kuch sochne lagi..kuch dhoondne lagi. Jiss sketch pen se likha tha wo toh upar hi reh gaya. Wo yaha waha dekhne lagi.
Tabhi,
Usko kuch Idia suj gayi.
Usne turant darwaje ke pass dekha.
Usne apne darwaje ke dono side pe rangoli nikaali thi. Bahar side aur andar ki side bhi. Uss rangoli me colors bhare hue the.
Wo turant waha uthkar chali gayi aur rangoli ke pass jaakar ghutno pe baith gayi.
Uff...
Ab toh bhabhi darwaje ke thik samne thi.
Apne sasural ke angan ke samne nangi.
Kitni besharm aurat hai.
Usne turant apni ek ungali uss rangoli ke rang me doobo di. Jitna ho sake rang chadhakar wo apne kulhe par 1500 likhne lagi. Bass 4 hi number likhne the usko. Par kai baar ungali ko rang lagana pad raha tha. Wo sukha rang jyada nahi aa raha tha.
Kaise kaise toh apne kulhe par 1500 likhne lagi.
Kalu piche se bhabhi ki ye mehnat dekhta raha.

Tabhi bhabhi ne zhadne ke chakkar me apne ek chutad  ko kuch jyada hi pichka diya. Unn dono chutad ke bich wali bhabhi ki golden chaddi aisi pichak ke baithi hui thi ki, wo badi mushkil se bhabhi ke chut ke hont dhak paa rahi thi. Wo ek jagah par upar ki oor kuch jyada hi tedhi ho gayi thi.
Uske aisa pichkaane se bhabhi ke waha ki skinn bhi thodi bahar dikhi. Waha uss jagah par bhabhi ka gora chittha rang thoda brown hote chala tha.
Usee dekhte hi kalu jaan gaya ki iske niche bhabhi ki gand ka ched hai.
Wo halki si jhalak se madmast ho gaya.
Wo turant khude bol pada.
Kalu- " wo dekh, wo dekh, saali ki gand ka ched wahi hai. Aur niche chut bhi kya bhari hui dikh rahi hai..aur ye bhare hue chikne chutad toh dekh. Khudki ungali ke nishaan bhi pacha nahi paa rahi. Jiss din milegi wo gand bhi marunga, aur ye chutad bhi masalkar lal kar dunga. Waisan chaahe kitna bhi gaali du...lekin hai bahot achi...hamra toh naam likhwa liya apni gand par...
Waise tohra naam toh dekh kaisan chamak raha hai iss gori ke chutad par.."
Wo ye sochte hui andar se khilta jaa raha tha.

Akhir kaar bhabhi ka likhna khatam huaa. Hara, lal, peela, aise 3 rango se wo 1500 bhi chap gaya. Haa..wo uthna gehra nahi dikh raha tha par asani se dikh bhi raha tha.

Bhabhi- Haa...nikale ab...
Kalu ne apna mobile uthaya aur khinchne laga...
Tabhi wo ruk gaya.
Kalu- Bhabhi, bhains ke Than nahi dikh rahe..hara ache se moodkar khadi ho...

Uske iss kehne par bhahi hass padi. Aur khushi se use jaisi chahiye uss pose me hasti hui khadi ho gayi.
Khachaakkkk.....

Issbaar bhabhi uth gayi aur use bina puche uska mobile le liya..
Apne teeno photo zhoom kar ke dekhne lagi..
Use pata nahi kyu itna hasi aayi..wo khadakhad hasti rahi...
Kalu bhi prasannata se hasne lga tha..

Darsal bhabhi ne jo bhi kuch koya tha wo ek nashe me kiya tha.
Ek alag sa dhuaa saa chaa gaya tha bhabhi ke deemaag me.

Ek toh Iss pure soude me apne aapko bechne ke khayal me bhabhi sharm hyaa se chur chur ho gyi thi. Isase pahale kisi paraye mard se itni gandi baate usne nahi ki thi. Iska ek ajeeb sa nasha chad gya tha.
Upar se, Aisi khubsoorati ke aage naa zhukte hue Kalu ne jis prakar se apni baat manwayi thi, kalu ka andaaj bhabhi ko naa chahte hue bhi raas aya tha.
In sab mili milawat wali feeling se bhabhi ki chut me bhi pani aa gaya tha.
Use ek alag si tadpan hone lagi thi....
Wo unmaadit hokar haste hue hi kalu ke itna pass gayi ki uske chaati par majakiya me haath peetne lagi.
Kalu bhi uske hath ko zhelne laga...
Zhelte zhelte uska hath Kalu ke hath me gaya. Ek hath waise hi kalu ke hath me dekar Ab dusre hath se peetne lagi. Uska wo hath zhelne ke liye kalu ne bhi apna dusara hath aage badhaya..
Ufff..
Tab Uski ungaliya toh bhabhi ki nangi chuchiyon par hi lag gayi..
Iss se bhahi toh sehem uthi. Sath sath usne ek madak najar se kalu ko dekha.
Kalu ka toh lund hi khada ho gaya.

Pahale toh galti se laga tha..par issbaar kalu ne bindhast bhabhi ki chuchi ko touch kiya...
Uska sparsh hote hi bhabhi ne aah bharte hue apni ankhe band kar li...

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.
.
Inka kuch toh chal raha tha,
Tabhi,

Tabhi andar se kisi ke khasne ki awaj aayi.
Wo awaj sunte hi bhabhi paani paani ho gayi.
Uski toh jaise jaan hi nikal gayi. Wo bijali ki raftar se waha se bhaagne lagi. Usne aur kuch nahi dekha.
Idhar Kalu bhi dar gaya tha.

Bichari, bhagi toh jaroor thi. Par uske bhagne ke sath uska poora sasural ek hi awaj me gunj utha tha.
Wo thi ghanti ki awaj....
Tannnnn..tannnnn..tannnnnn..tannnnnn...

Ye awaj sunkar bhabhi seedhiyon ke pass jaise the khadi ho gayi..wahi kahi chupne ki koshish karne lagi. Par chupne ki koshish me bhi wo ghanti awaj karne lagi.
Akhir wo jaan gayi ki ab wo iss se bach nahi sakti. Usne apni ankhe band kar li, aur ek chalang lagaayi...

Fir se uska ghar ghanti ki awaj se gujane laga..
Tannnn..tannn..tannn..tannn....
Par chaahe kitna bhi Shor ho, bhabhi seedhiyaa chadhkar upar pahunchne tak nahi ruki.

Uska ghar ghanti ki awaj me aisa gunj utha tha, Jaise sach me subah ki Pooja koi kar raha ho.

Bichaari, Jitna bachaake aayi thi, uss se kai jyada Shor karte bedroom ke darwaje tak pahunch gayi thi.
Iss se bahot hadbadahat hui..
Agar ghar me log hai toh iss shor se sab log pakka uthe honge.

Apne bedroom ki deewar se bhabhi peet lagakar dhadadhadati chaati se awaj shant hone ka intzaar karne lagi thi. Jaise khudke ghar me chor bankar ghusi hai.

Fir jaise hi mahol jara shant huaa usne turant wo gale ka patta nikal liya.
Uske chahare ka rang dar se udd gaya tha.
Shayad wo yahi soch rahi thi ki, Ab yaha se bedroom me wo kaise jaayegi? Waha toh uska pati hai. 
Aur yaha kabtak khadi rahegi? Samne toh devar ka room tha.
Ohh..my..hod..

Fir kuch sochkar ek lambi sans lekar aur puri himmat jutakar wo andar ghus hi gyi. Jaha andar uska pati soya huaa tha.

Ufffff..
Jaise hi bhabhi gyi Kalu bhi turant waha se nikla tha.
Usne apna cane uthaya aur waha se turant chal pada.

Jaate wakt wo bass yahi soch raha tha-

Kalu‐" Aree..sasura..baal baal bach gye....lagata hai kaand ho gaya...
Hum toh bach nikle, par bhabhi kaa kya?
Itni jor ki ghanti ki awaj baji hai ki, hum daave ke sath keh sakte hai ki  ghar ka sara sadasy pakka jaag utha honga.
Aur apni lilly toh saali nangi hi hai?
Are kasam...
Agar uss ghanti ki awaj se uska pati bhi jaag gaya hai toh? Tab toh nangi hi pakadi jaayegi.
Ab tak toh pakadi bhi gayi hogi. Hum ye soch rahe hai ki, saali ne kya jawab diya hoga apne pati ko?"


Milte hai next update par.

Tab tak Aap bhi soch lo ki bhabhi ne kya bahana diya hoga.

The End.

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Now we have entered in chapter 3.
So next release starts with - episode 3.


Its likely hotter than chapter 2.

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Episode : 3 - "The biggest Surprise "


 " Helaav...halloo?..Brijuwa......ek baat kehetwa..aaj shaam tak humka hamara paisa chahiye...chahe kuch bhi howe..hamka paisa chahiye...tu kahi se bhi kar..wo humka nahi pata..aaj ka pura din hai tumre pass. par sasura sham hone tak kaisan bhi jama kariyo. Bada jaroorat aa tapka hai. Sasura, chahe udhaar samajh ke de..par kahi se dilwa do. Agar nahi mila toh tohara pura khandaan chod dega. Samjhe kaa?"

Kalu ne phone rakh diya.

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Ghar jakar usne aaj sabse pahale daaru ki bottle khol di. Aaj subah subah hi shuru ho gaya.
Karta bhi kya?
Aaj uske sath kuch huaa hi aisa tha!

Use toh abhi bhi yakin nahi ho raha tha.
Usne turant apna phone nikal kar wo 3 photo dekha.
Tab jaake yakin huaa use ki, haa sach me aisa kuch huaa hai aaj.

Usne phone aise samhalkar laya tha jaise maano koi 1 kg Sona ho.

Daaru ke 2 peg marker wo khatiya par let gaya.
"Uske sar me sirf Lilly bhabhi aur uske karnaame chal rahe the. Uska wo pyara chehara, uski wo madak hasi, hasi ke sath teekha ghussa, wo besharmi, wo lajja, fir Uske wo vishaal boobs, wo gulabi chuchiya,  kamsin kamar, wo naabhi, wo chut, aur wo chut ki nakhel, wo chutad, wo lollipop,  wo bhains, wo souda, aur aaj toh aur bada zhatka - wo gale ka patta, wo ghanti, aur chutad pe likha gaya uska naam, aur photo."

Ufff...
Bemisal!
Pichle 10 -12 din me uski life bilkul swarg ban gayi thi.
Sach me ek aurat ke aane se insaan ki jindagi badal jaati hai, ye jo kehte hai wo kuch galat nahi hai.
Kalu ki toh tabiyat ban gayi thi itne dino me. Kala tha par uske chehare par ab ek chamak khil gayi thi.

Kaha jata hai, " Din bhar ko Mehnat aur bhooke se pouna Bhojan, man bhar ki Nind, aur Baai karwat pe. Ye 4 chizhe jiske pass hoti hai wo kabhi bimar nahi padata."

Aur 2 peg lagakar usne adha khamba ghatak liya.
Ab usne apna mobile nikala. Usme se bhabhi ko zoom kar ke dekhne laga. Use dekh kar apni chaati sehlaane laga. Fir apna lund pakadkar hilaane laga.
Moot marne ke liye uske pass bhabhi ke 3 photo the.

Kalu Bhabhi ka wo kamsin badan aur uski gori gand pe apna naam zoom kar kar ke dekhne laga. Fir bhabhi ki panty ko zoom kar kar ke usme zhankne laga.
Mobile mooh se lagakar chaatne laga. Aur toh aur Mobile me apna lund ghusne ki koshish karne  laga.
Ha..ha..ha.

Puri Josh me usne moot maar li.

Fir aur daaru pine laga...
Wahhh..
Dohara nasha use chakkar ghumaane laga.
kya kamal ki bhabhi mili thi usko!
Thodi der baad fir se usko bhabhi ki yaad aane lagi. Uski nazaron se bhabhi ka nanga badan hat hi nahi rha tha..
Usne fir se mobile nikalkar photo dekhate moot maar li.
Aaj  kum se kum 3 baar moot maar li usne.

Fir wo sochate sochate khatiya par pada raha.

Uska din nashe me hi chala gaya.

Wo ratbhar bhi uski photo dekhate bass khudse baate karte rha.

Kalu-

"Kaluwa..mere kaluwa...kya nasib paya hai tumne? Maal toh dek...ahhhaaaa....saali ka kya badan hai? Sar se pair tak ekdum sona. pura ka pura 1 bottel ka nasha hai ye toh. Aur ye Sona ab tumra hai..Haa haa...kharid liya hai tumne isko.
Dekh..dekh...tohara naam dekh uski gand par. Ihh ab tumhari bhains hai. Tumne bhi kya kamal ki chaal kheli. Saali ko 1500 me kharid liya. "
Ha..ha..ha...
"Saali ka badan ek taraf, aur uski harkate ek taraf. Ahhhaaaa....Sach me gand par humra nam likhwa liya. Wo bhi upar uska pati soya huaa tha."
Ha..ha..ha. ..
" Aisi bindhast khubsoorat aurat hamne pahale kabhi nahi dekhi. Boli thi, "tabele me le jaakar band le, muzhe koi fark nahi padata. "
Ha..ha..ha.."
"Kya bawal aurat haath lagi hai...
Par kya ye sach me tha?
"Kal pata nahi aage ka hoga? Usne kaha hai paise de, aur use lekar jaao..kya bhabhi sach me asia karegi? "
"Nahi nahi..muzhe nahi lagata. Are sasura wo toh ek shadi shuda aurat hai. Aur toh aur uska pati uske sath ghar me hi hai. Wo aisa kaise kar sakti hai? Aur kaahe karegi? kar hi nahi sakti? ye toh bass khatti - mithi badmash baate hi thi. Jo humse roj ladaati rehati hai."

" Par jo bhi ho, kamal ki bhabhi hai...sasura tohra naam likhwa liya apni gand par...
ha..ha..ha..ha.
'Mai Kalu ki bhains hu'..Wahh...
Ha..ha..ha..ha ..
Wahhh....Kya kayamat hai ehaa?"
"Par sath me kya pyaari bhi hai. apna photo bhi khichne diya. Koi aurat apna photo khichne deti hai kya? Upar se boli kisiko bhi dikha sakat hai. Sala Birju ko dikhaawu kya? Ye harami toh pagal ho jayega dekh kar"
...ha..ha..ha..ha..
"Nahi..nahi..bhale hi kahi ho, par ek bharose se apna nanga photo di hai humko. Kisiki bahu beti ka aise dikhana achaa nahi.. naa..naa.mat dikha."

"Par Kalu tera naam jism par likhwa liya..isase badhakar kuch ho hi nahi sakta. Pakka pichle janam me kuch acha kaam kiya rahega tune."
"Kaluwa..sasura tera rang dekh....tera naam koi kachra kundi par bhi naa likhwa le."
Ha..ha..ha..ha..

"Kal maja aayega. 1500 lekar mooh pe fekta hu. Fir dekhte hai kya karti hai? Ab dekhne layak hoga ki wo apna wada kaise nibha leti hai?  Badi keh rahi thi ki 'Kawin' hu, wade ki pakki hu. ab ayega asali maja."
"Par agar kuch nahi hota hai, toh muzhe bhi uski majboori samajh leni hogi. Akhir sasuraal me isase jyada ek aurat kya hi kar sakat  hai?"

"Par ye bhi sahi hai. Ab koi aas nahi.. bass iske badle me chodne ko mang lenge."
"Ab toh bass use chodne ki deri hai. pata nahi Kab chodne degi? Par jis tarah se aage badh rahi hai, lagata hai jaldi hi chance milega.  Shayad kal hi de degi. Pure zaat katwa ke jata hu kal.  Saali ko aisa chodunga ki puri jindai bhar meri bhains bani rahegi aur Mera Lund leti rahegi..
Wahhh..kya naseebwala hai tu kaluwa....tohre toh maje hi maje."
"Pata nahi Ye kambakhat subah Kab hogi?"
" Murzhaye hue phool hum paani dekar khila dete hai"
" jab aati hai uski yaad , toh bass uski photo dekh kar hila lete hai"
Ha..ha..ha.
"Wahhh re kavita ke badshah, Kaluwa"
...ha..ha..ha..ha..ha. ...




Akhir wo subah ho hi gayi.
Subah hote hi kalu ne bhaag ke bhabhi ke ghar ka rasta pakad liya.

Kalu toh kuch alag hi chamak raha tha aaj.
Khushi jaise bhar bhar ke foot rahi ho.

Apni chati choudi karke wo bhabhi ke ghar pahunch gaya.
Usne bhabhi ko awaj di.
Fir aur ek baar di.
2, 3 , baar awaj dene ke baad akhir bhabhi aa gayi..
Doodhwala- Gudu marning,  bhabhi ji.
Suprabhat...

Bhabhi ne bas haa me sar hilaya.
Doodhwala- Toh kaisi hai meri bhains?..aaj 'saari bhabhi' nahi kahega.
ha..ha..ha..ha..ha.."

Usne jeb me hath dalte hue bola-
Kalu- Ye lijiye, lollipop meri bhans ko. Lollipop khati bhains toh kisine nahi dekhi hogi.
Ha..ha.. ha....ha...
Bhabhi ne uske hath se lollipop le liya.

Kalu haste hue aage bola.
Kalu-
"Kaa baat hai bhabhi ji. Kal wo kaa tha? Aap toh kamal kar dete ho. kal ka nasha abhitak utra nahi humra. Aisan hi karogi toh ek din jaan se hath gawa baithenge hum.
Ha..ha..ha..ha...."
"Waise hum bhi sasura dar hi gya tha kal, laga jaise hum dono pakde gaye.
Ha..ha..ha..ha.."


Bhabhi nazare zhuka kar bina expression ke bass sun rahi thi.

Doodhwala kalu-
Par chahe kuch bhi ho..aap toh ekdum kamal ho. aapne toh bawal hi kar diya. Aapke waha humra naam dekhkar mai toh hil gaya. Andar se rone ko aya tha.

Bhabhi- Thik hai, thik hai....chalo jaldi doodh dalo...
Aisa bolkar bhabhi ne  bartan niche rakha.

Ye dekh kalu ki saari kushiya udd gayi.
Bhabhi ka ye wala mood uski jaan khaa leta tha.

Wo khud se bol pada -
Kalu- "Are..ye fir se shuru ho gayi...iske ye nakhre!!!!!..pahale meetha khila deti hai, aur uske upar kadwa khila deti hai..par kaa kare kaluwa..tu konsa rajaboss hai? Doodhwala kalu hai...bhains ki maar sehni padti hai. Toh seh le.
Par,
Aaj iska chehara kuch jyada hi utra hua hai. Kahi sach me kal pakadi toh nahi gyi?"

Kuch pal Kalu doodh dalne ki tayaari me laga. Par abhi bhi bhabhi kuch nahi boli thi.
Bhabhi ka aise bartaav tha, jaise Kal ka use kuch yaad hi naa ho. Jaise kal kuch huaa hi nahi..

Kalu thoda samaj gaya. Usne socha ki, aise najook halat me jyada naa cheda jaaye. Wo niche dekh kar doodh dalne laga.

Doodhwala- Kaa huaa bhabhi jee? Kal kuch huaa kaa? Kal kuch huaa toh nahi naa? Kahi kisine dekha toh nahi naa?

Tabhi,
Piche se bhabhi ka devar Golu aya.
Golu ko dekh Kalu ki baate uske mooh me hi dab gayi. Kalu toh ekdum dar gaya.

Usne upar golu ko dekha toh paya ki, golu use kuch ajeeb najaron se dekh rha tha. Golu ki ankho me ghussa bhara pada tha.
Kalu ab toh sach me dar gya.

Kalu ke man me bass ek hi vichaar sataane laga ki, Bhabhi aakar kabse chupchaap khadi hai. kahi bhabhi sach much pakadi toh nahi gyi?

Tabhi Golu ki ghusse bhari awaj gunj uthi.

Golu- Haa.. haa...hamne sab dekh liya hai.

Ye sunkar toh kalu ki gand hi fat gayi. Wo sarsar kamp utha.

Golu- Bhabhi. Kya yahi hai wo?

Bhabhi ne Haa me gardan hilaayi.

Ye dekh kar toh kalu kaa khoon thanda pad gaya.
Use laga ab uski mout pakki.

Golu-  Kyu wo doodhwale? Tumhari ye jurrat ?
saari badmashi pata hai hame. Niche kya dekh rahe ho? Idhar dekho..

Doodhwala kampate hue upar dekhne laga.
Ab mamla itna sangin tha ki..kya bataye?


Doodhwala- kampate hue..Jee..jee..Malik?

Golu- Kyu apni bakri chodi?

Dooodhwala marne ko surrender ho hi raha tha ki, uske kaano ne "Bakri" suna.
Wo chounk gaya.
Doodhwala- Bakri?

Golu- Haa..haa...Bakri...
Doodhwala- Konsi Bakri, malik?

Golu- Zhoot mat bolo. Wo tumhari hi bakri thi naa. Jo Kal subah hamare poore ghar me hadkamp macha rakhi thi? Aur ye tumne jaan - bujhkar apni bakri chodi thi hamaare ghar me.

Doodhwala- Jaan bujhkar?
Golu- Haa..ha.. jaan bujhkar..Taaki tum badla le sako. Taaki hamara nuksaan kar sake.
Bhabhi ne sab bata diya hai muzhe.  Wo tumhare doodh ki complaint kar rahi thi naa? Isliye tum itna ghussa ho gaye naa?  Badla nikalne ke liye tumne ye jaan bujhkar bakri chodi. Dekho jara kitna nuksaan kar diya hai tumhari bakri ne. Ghar ke 4 guldaste aur phooldaani tod rakhi hai. Khass kar ke upar balkani me rakhi badi ceramic ki phooldani bhi tod di teri bakri ne. Jo bhaiyaa ne afrika se mangwayi thi. Wo Glass ka showpiece bhi tootate tootate bacha hai. Ab iska nuksaan kon dega?
Waise muzhe ghanti ki awaj toh aa rahi thi, par Maine socha bhabhi kuch kar rahi hogi. Agar mai uth jata aur wo bakri mere hath lag jaati, toh tumhe wapas milne se reh jaati fir.  Dosto ke sath meri ek party ho jaati.

Doodhwala- Bakri? Hunnn? Kon bakri?
Golu- Dekho, bhabhi ne dekh liya hai..toh kum se kum zhoot toh mat hi bolo. Hum logon ko sab pata hai.

Doodhwala- Bakri...Achaa..achaa..meri bakri...Haa.. haaa....

Golu- Haa.haa..kya kar rahe ho?

Doodhwala- Jee..jee malik..wah meri hi bakri thi...par hamne jaanbujhkar nahi chodi thi. Wo rassi chut gayi thi darsal hath se..aur wo chanchal bakri ghar ke andar bhaag gayi aur kudam - kud machaake rakh di, bataaye. Jaan bujhkar nahi chodi thi, malik...

Kalu Sab baat samajh gaya tha.

Golu- Are nahi...tumne jaan bujhkar hi chodi hai. Warna chutate hi bakri bahar chaare me bhaag jaati? Ghar me kaise ghusi?

Doodhwala- "Malik , wo badi hi paltu bakri hai.  Hamre ghar me bhi aise hi karti hai. Yaha se waha udam- kud. Jab bhi chodo, wo bahar se seedha ghar me ghuss jaati hai.
Aur aapne sahi kaha, humra hi galti hai. Hum ko gale me patta nahi, balki usko nakhel hi pehnanai chahiye thi. Uske pichle malik ne bhi use ek behad khass nakhel pahnwa rakhi hai.
Badi bekaabu hai, tabhi kaabu me aati shayad."

Ye baat wo bhabhi ko dekhte hue bola tha.  Wo bhabhi ki naabhi se utarkar uski jangho ke bich najar taadne laga tha.
Uski wo nazar itni bhedak thi, ki bhabhi ko apni uss jagah par hath rakhna pada.

Golu- Acha? Toh nakhel pehnanai kyu nahi?

Doodhwala- Wuuu...Jara teekhi hai, badi jor ki laath marti hai.

Golu- Band karo apni ye bakwas!

Doodhwala- Malik,  hum sahi keh rahe hai. Aur nahi toh kaa? Hum bhala jaanbujhkar kaahe chodenge?

Golu- Mai iska karan batata hu..kyunki uss din maine bhi khud apni kaano se suna tha, bhabhi ko tum par dant zhadate hue. Bhabhi bata rahi hai bahot baar complaint kar chuki hai. Fir bhi doodh me paani. Ab roj roj ki complaint ka badla nikalne ke liye tumne ye jaan bujhkar kiya hai.

Doodhwala- Aji, nahi...kuch galatfaimi ho gawa hai lagata hai.

Golu- Are koi galatfaimi nahi. Aur kyu bahas kar rahe ho? Meri bhabhi ne tumhari ye harkat khud apni ankho se dekhi hai. Tumne khud apne haton se bakri ki gale ka patta nikal diya.  Toh Tum ab zhoot mat bolo..Range hath pakde gaye ho.

Doodhwala- Dekh liya hai?
Golu- Haa...Khair karo ki unke pati nahi uthe hai abhi tak. Warna tumhari toh koi Khair nahi hoti.

Doodhwala- Are nahi..nahi..malik. ab garib ki jaan loge kaa?....hunn...Aisan baat hai ?

Golu- Haa..tum pakade gaye ho. Ab doodh me milawat karoge toh roj dant toh khaaoge hi?.
Hamari bhabhi ko ye sab bilkul bardasht nahi hai. Samjhe kya?

Doodhwala- Jee..Malik samajh gaya..

Golu- Ab tak toh mai isme nahi pada tha. Muzhe laga bhabhi ki baat tum maan loge..par nahi? Ab muzhe utarna hi pada.
Mai toh keh raha hu bhabhi iska doodh hi band kar dete hai.

Ye sunte hi kalu ne golu ke pair hi pakad liye.

Doodhwala- "Malik...nahi malik...aisa mat karna...aap jo bologe karunga par doodh band mat karna. Meri roji roti ka sawal hai malik.  Mai aapke pair padata hu..."

Golu- Areere? Ye kya kar rahe ho? Chodo mere pair. Mai umar me chota hu tumse.

Doodhwala- Umar me chota huaa toh kaa huaa?..tajurwe me bahot bade ho aap. Maaf kar diyo malik..maaf kar diyo...

Jab Doodhwala golu ke pair me gidgidaane laga tha, tab Golu badi shaan se bhabhi ki taraf dekhne laga.
Usne bhabhi se kaha tha - " Bhabhi. Aane dijiye aaj usko,  kaise pair padwata hu bass dekh lena."


Golu- Mafi mangane se kuch nahi hoga. Pahale hamara nuksaan bhar do. Ab Sabka milke tumhare aukaat se bahar ho jayega...wo badi phooldani hi 15 hajaar ki thi. Aur baaki....

Doodhwala kalu bhabhi ki oor dekhne laga.

Golu- Udhar kya dekh rahe ho? Tumne jo kiya hai uska sabak toh milna chahiye tumhe. Waha dekhne se kuch nahi hoga. Chupchaap bharpayi bhar do. Nahi toh bhabhi doodh band kar daalegi.

Golu bhabhi ke samne apni mardaangi dikha raha tha.

Doodhwala- Nahi..nahi...aisa mat kariye..2 hajaar...haa 2 hajaar......Mai 2 hajaar deta hu..bass itne me baat maan jaao...

Aisa bolkar usne apne andar wale jeb me hath dala, aur hajaar ke 2 note nikalkar Golu ke samne kar diye.

Golu- Hunn....nahi nahi..mai 15 hajaar nahi mang raha hu..par ye kum hai.

Doodhwala- Malik, garib admi hu. Itna -utna nahi de paunga...aap ye 500 aur rakh lijiye aur ye mamla yahi khatm kar daaliye.

Golu apni bhabhi ko dekhne laga. Fir bol pada.
Golu- Hunnn..waise ye bhi kum hai, par tumhare liye itna hi maan lete hai..
Aisa bolte hue usne 500 ki note bhi hasil kar li.

Sab milakar 2500 jama kiye aur bola

Golu- Ye lo, bhabhi ko de do.

Bhabhi- Hunn..muzhe nahi chahiye.Tum aur ye doodhwale dekhe. Mai bass tumhare bhaiyaa ko samjhane wali hu.
Golu- Thik hai, mai hi rakh leta hu. Utni hi Pocket money.
Ha..ha..ha..ha..

Golu- "Bhabhi, aage se koi complaint aayi toh bass keh dena. Dekha naa kaise gidgidaane laga tha? Ha..ha..
Jab bhi doodh leti ho uske hath ki taraf hi dhyaan rahe. Ye log bass milawat hi nahi karte balki hath chori bhi karte hai. Harami hote hai sab. Hath safai karke kuch mili doodh kaat lete hai. Ache se dhyaan se naap kar le lena.

Golu- Aur tum suno. Abhi toh chod raha hu. Ainda aisa kuch kiya, toh iss ghar ke mard se tumhe koi nahi bacha paayega. Samjhe?

Golu bhabhi ko seena chuda kar ke dikha raha tha.
Doodhwala- Jee malik..

Golu- " OK bhabhi.  Ab sorted? Aur kuch raha toh bol do. Abhi Mai college nikalta hu. I am already late"

Itna bolkar wo bhabhi ko Tata- bye karke waha se nikal gya.




Ab jakar kahi kalu ki jaan me jaan aa gayi.

Doodhwala- " Are sasura. Dar ke maare meri toh jaan hi nakal gayi thi. Hame laga ye kal ke baareme bol raha hai?"
Par wahhhh....kya bahana diya hai aapne. Are meri Bakri.
Ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..

Par ab bhi bhabhi ne kuch naa kaha.

Kalu- Achaa..ab samajh gya.. piche golu jee the,  isliye aap baat taal rahi thi. Mai bilkul samajh gya jee..

Par abhi bhi bhabhi ne kuch jawab nahi diya..
Wo toh ab use dhang se dekh bhi nahi rahi thi.

Kalu ne fir se idhar udhar dekha ki kahi aur koi aas paas toh nahi naa?
Par waha aur koi nahi tha.

Doodhwala- Kaa huaa bhabhi jee?  Aaj kuch pareshan lag rhi ho..kya baat hai?

Bhabhi- Pareshan? nahi toh..bahot kaam pde hai use soch rhi thi. Aap doodh dalo aur chalo...jaldi...

Ye sunkar doodhwale ka dil baith gaya. Uska chehra hi utar gya.
Bichara kya kya soch ke aya tha?

Wo mooh latka kar chupchaap doodh dalane baitha.
thoda idhar udhar dekh wo keh utha.
Doodhwala- Bhabhi wo? 1500 toh Golu jee le gaye.

Bhabhi- Haa toh mai kya karu?

Doodhwala- Wo aapke liye hi laya tha.

Bhabhi- Haa toh mai kya karu?

Kalu aage soude ke baare me kuch bolne wala tha ki tabhi wo ruka. Bhabhi ka aisa ghussel mood dekhkar usne chup rahna hi uchit samjha.

Usne socha ki ghussel mood me koi baat naa kare toh hi thik. Thoda intzaar karna hi thik.

Usne bhabhi ko jyada pareshan naa karne ka faisla kiya.
Kum se kum abhi toh usne iss baat ko rahane diya.

Usne socha jitna mil raha hai lete raho. Achaa mouka jaroor aayega.
Apni baat ko wahi khatam karke wo doodh dalne laga.

Doodh ka bartan bharne aa raha tha.
Par abhi bhi bhabhi usko dekh nahi rahi thi.
Ab kya?
Dodhwale ko bada pachatawa ho raha tha.
Ek baar toh usne doodh ko gira dene ka man bana liya tha.
Par tabhi bhabhi ne niche zhukte hue wo doodh ka bartan utha liya aur boli
Bhabhi- Naa.naa.. koi hath chalakhi nahi..

Aisa bolkar wo doodh ka bartan lekar uthi aur chupchaap jaane ke liye piche mood gayi.

Doodhwale ko uski jaan khaane ko aa gayi.
Par kya karta?
Wo majboor tha.
Use andar se ghussa bhi aa raha tha.
Par kya karta?

Halat dekh usne wha se jana hi thik samjha.
" Kal toh badi mood me thi..aaj kya ho gaya isko? Aisa hi karti hai."
Wo khud se baat karte karte Apna saman uthane laga.
Kalu- Lagta hai 1500 bhi gaye aur souda bhi gaya.

Usne ye baat jara jor se hi boli. Bhabhi ko bilkul sunaai diya, Par bhabhi ne palat ke dekha tak nahi.
Ab kalu naraj man lekar uth gaya. Aur apna cane uthakar jaane laga.
Yaha Bhabhi bhi doodh lekar andar aa gayi.

Doodh wala ab angan cross kar ke  gate tak pahun gaya tha.
Uske pair nikalne ka naam nahi le rhe the, par use jana pad rha tha. Gate ka wo chota darwaja khol kar bahar pair rakhne wala hi tha ...

Tabhi,
.
.
.

Tabhi piche se awaj aayi...
Bhabhi- Hello..........kya?....... Kaha jaa rahe ho?

Kalu ne jo pair uthaya tha use wahi rok ke rakha..
Ye madhur awaj sunkar uska naraj chehra ekdum se khil utha.
Usne phat se pair piche liya, aur zat se piche mooda..
Doodhwala- ka? Ka kaha? Kaa huaa bhabhi jee? Aap hi ne toh chale jane ko kaha...
Bhabhi- Aree. Chale jaane ko nahi kaha! ...chalne ko kaha!

Bhabhi ke mooh se nikali ye tune bilkul alag thi. Ekdum soft.

Doodhwale ne curiosity me poocha.

Doodhwala- chalne ko? Achaa...muzhe laga..chale jaao...par chalne ko? par kaha?  bhabhi kaha chalna hai?

Tabhi bhabhi piche mood gayi aur andar jaane lagi....
Doodhwala- Kaa huaa? Hum kuch samjhe nahi? Kaha chalna hai? Kya kuch kaam hai bhabhi? koi Saman, wamaan uthana hai kya? Chalo ...ye lo abhi aya..
Wo apna cane rakh ke bhagte hue darwaje ke pass aya.

Bhabhi- Ruko... ek min...
Tabhi Bhabhi ne use kaha.
Fir kuch dekh kar wo boli.

Bhabhi- Tum ghum ke bahar se aao...piche kabad room hai..Mai thodi der me aati hu.
Aur haa, koi awaj nahi. Bilkul bina shor kiye jaana..ye sasural hai mera. Mere pati bhi soye hue hai.
Ohhhhhh...
Ufff..

Doodhwale ke andar samundar jitni khushiya jaise eksath zoom uthi.

Uska ghussa, aur narajgi kab ki fuss udd gayi. Wo toh kisi alag duniya me pahunch gaya tha.

The End.

Par, Bhabhi ne usko piche kabaad room me kyu bulaya tha?

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Episode- 3.1 - "The big surprise "
Part 2


Bhabhi kyu aur kha bula rahi hai? Ye sochkar uske dil me fulzhadiya foot rahi thi.. wo khushi se pagal ho rha tha. 
Khud se hi bol pada- 
"dekha maine kha tha naa? Bhabhi kuch naa kuch zhatka jaroor degi.."

Wo ekdum savdhani se bhabhi ke ghar ke right side me gaya. Bhabhi ke ghar kaa Angan us side se piche tak jata tha. Usi me ek patala rasta tha. Uss raste se kalu ghar ke piche aa gaya.
Ghar ke piche kapde dhone aur sukhane ki jagah thi. Waha ek toilet bhi tha. Fir kuch khula angan aur khuli jagah. 
Tabhi use dikha ghar ka pichewala darwaja.
Use badhi savdhani se uss darwaje ko touch kiya.
Wo darwaja khula rakha gaya tha.
Usne dhime se darwaja khola.
Tarrrtrrrrrr.....trrrrtttttrrrrrrrr....

Usne pahale andar zhank ke dekha.
Andar koi nahi tha. Toh ab wo ghar me ghuss gaya.
Usne aas pass dekha...wahi samne ek kamra tha jiska darwaja khulla tha. Kalu uss room tak hallway se chal ke aya.
Halaki wo bada dara huaa tha. Kyunki usi hallway se bass thoda aage unke ghar ka kitchen aur samne kaa main Hall bhi tha.

Uss kamre ke khule darwaje se andar dekha toh 
Waha puraane kabaad ka Saman rakha hua tha.
Kalu jaan gaya ki yahi kabaad room hai.
Wo turant andar gaya.


Andar aate hi uske man me tarah tarah ke vichaar aane lage the.

Uska dil joro se dhadak raha tha. 
Akele me wo bhabhi se pahali baar milne wala tha. Use lag raha tha ki bhabhi usko pakka chodne degi. 

Wo fir se khud se baat karne laga
Doodhwala- " wahhh..maje hi maje tere. meri pyaari bhabhi aaj kya kahar barsaane wali hai pata nahi? Humka toh jiya dhadak dhadak jaa raha hai.
Kuch toh khass plan hai, Tabhi toh piche kabaad room me bulayi hai. Shayad aaj tuze akhir chodne mil hi jayega. Apna lund saaf kar ke tayaar ho jaa. "

Wo bass yahi khayali pulav paka raha tha aur pant me hath dalkar apne lund ko saaf kar raha tha..
Tabhi bhabhi ke aane ki ahat usne sun li.

Bhabhi aate dekh usne pant me se hath bahar nikal liya. Par lund toh khada hi tha. Hath nikalte samay uska lund seedha hi reh gaya.

Wo pakada gaya. Tabtak bhabhi kab ki waha aa gayi thi. Pant ke upar ka wo tent bhabhi ne dekh liya. 

Dekhte hi Bhabhi ne asuvidha janak expression dete hue apni nazaron ko zhuka liya.

Kalu ne turant apne lund ko thoda adjust kiya.
Kuch pal waha sannata raha.

Fir topic change karte hue fir bhabhi hi bol padi.

Bhabhi- "Ufffff....
Yaha toh bahot saman aise hi pada hai....inko Kab se bata rahi hu par wo sunte hi nahi meri.
Chiiiii..."
" Haayee..haayee....Yaha toh dhul mitthi bhi bahot hai...
Ab saman nahi hatega toh kaise saaf karti mai?"

Bhabhi apne sath paani ka katroa laayi thi.
Use Kalu ko dete hue boli
Bhabhi- Ye lijiye, aap paani pi lijiye..

Fir bhabhi idhar udhar dekhne lagi.
Bhabhi- 
"Haayeeee..Lilly...bahot dhool mitthi hai,
Par aur koi rasta bhi toh nahi hai...
Chalo Lilly...lagata hai isise kaam chalana padega..."

Kalu bass hakka bakka hokar ye sab sun raha tha.
Bhabhi- 
 Thik hai. Mitthi aur kachra hai. Par yahi adjust karna padega.
Bhabhi apne aap se hi baate kar rhi thi..

Fir ek lambi sans lekar usne Kalu ki taraf dekha.
Kuch nazare milakar Kalu se boli

Bhabhi- "Chalo ab jaldi niptalo, Mere pati uthane se pahle..Bass yahi ki, kahi koi aaye naa. Yaha bahot risk hai."

Aisa bolkar bhabhi ne uss room ka darwaja andar se band kar liya.

Ye dekh Kalu ka romanch asmaan pahunch gaya.
Wo kitni der khoye hue halat me hi khada raha. Use kuch samjh nahi aa raha tha. Wo bass bhabhi ko dekhne laga tha.

Uska ye sawalo bhara mooh dekh kar bhabhi khud aage badhi.

Tabhi bhabhi apne hath upar kar ke apne balon ko saharne lagi. Unhe ek rubber ki bow me piche bandh dala. Jaise wo kisi ghamasan ke liye tayaar ho rahi ho.
Ufff...

Tabhi wo idhar udhar kuch dhoondne lagi.
Use kuch dikhaai pada.
Usne wahi padi ek goni uthai aur jamin par daal di. Wo goni fati hui aur gandi bhi thi.
Goni ko hath lagate hi bhabhi apne hath zhaad lene lagi.
Wo goni sach me badi dhull mitthi wali thi, 
Par bhabhi ko waha aur kuch mila bhi toh nahi tha.
Uske mooh se ufff ufff nikali.
Apne hath zhadate wakt wo uss goni ko dekhne lagi. 
Uske chehare ke expression se saaf saaf pata chal raha tha ki uske pass aur koi option nahi tha.

Toh,
Ab bhabhi ne hich kichate huee uss goni par apna ek pair rakhate hue uss goni par chadh gayi. Par usne apni Edi upar ki hui thi.
 
Uss maili goni par uske pair ki gori kalaayi bada jutch rahi thi.
Maano kichad me khila hua sundar phool.

Goni par toh chadh gayi thi, par ab aage bada hi uncomfortable mehsoos karne lagi.

Uske chehare par tension saaf saaf dikh rahi thi. Wo aage najare bhi nahi mila rahi thi.
Kalu bass bhooke bhediya ki taraf bhabhi ki agali action dekhne laga tha.

Par akhir bhabhi ne ek lambi lete hue kuch than liya. Fir Sharm se bhare chehare ke sath apna hath utha kar apne pallu ko pakada. Pakadkar apna pallu gira diya. 
Ohhhh...

Haayee..
Waha chal kya raha tha?
Akhir bhabhi kya karne jaa rahi thi?
Kalu ne jo so ha tha wahi ho raha hai kya?
Wo toh khushi se pagal ho raha tha.

Bhabhi ne aaj pista rang ki malmal ki saree pahani thi. aur usko matching fika blue rang ka blouse.
Pallu girte hi ek wakt ke liye aisa laga ki Neela Akash barasne ko bhar gaya hai. Kalu pahale se hi uss asmaan ke paar jaa chuka tha.

Tabhi najare zhuka kar ek lambi sans lekar bhabhi uss goni par niche ghutno pe baith gayi. 

Ufff..
Wow...

"Aaj fir se ghutno pe ho gayi thi?"
Kalu yahi soch raha tha ki tabhi bhabhi ne use aur ek zatka diya.
Niche ghutno par baithkar usne apna ek hath apne blouse ke pass lekar gayi.
Waha use badi hi mushkil asahajta ka samna karna pada.
Par wakt ki najakat dekhte hue use ye karna hi tha.
Aage badhate hue usne apne blouse ka ek button khol diya.

Ufff....

blue rang ke blouse ka ab ek button khul gaya tha. 

Click......

Tabhi bhabhi ne kalu ki taraf ek baar dekhte hue apnne blouse ka dusara button bhi khol diya.

Clickk.....

Ohh..my..hod..
Dusara button khulte hi Issbaar lekin wo kalu ki taraf dekh naa saki. Usne tutant apani najare zhuka li.

Kalu ye nazara shock me mooh khula rak ke dekh raha tha.
Ufff...

Kalu ko laga bhabhi yahi ruk jayegi,
Par tabhi bhabhi ne apne blouse ka teesara button bhi khol diya..

Clickkk.....

Ohhh..my..hod....

Kalu romanch se bhar gaya.

Ab bass 2 buttons bache hue the. Wo 5 buttons wala blouse tha.

Par ab unn 2 buttons par itna bhaar badh gaya tha, ki unn buttons par chadhi hui tension saaf saaf pata chal rahi thi.
Maano keh rahe ho " Haayee..bahot bhaari hai, uthaao inko koi!" 

Adhe se jyada mumme nange hone se issbaar bhabhi puri tarah sehma gayi thi. 
Khudko thoda samhalne ke liye usne ek lambi sans bhar li.
Ye sans andar bhar lete hi wo dono buttons ne haar maan li aur toot kar bikhar gayi.

 dhadam#####
Oh..my..hod..
Usme se ek button toh kalu ki pair ko jakar laga.

Wo buttons tutate hi bhabhi ke wo shandar boobs aise bahar uchale, jaise mano 2 kabootaron ka pinjara ulta karke kisine darwaja khol diya ho, Aur unme se dono kabootar fadfadaate hue bahar khud pade.

oh... my... hodda...

Kya sudol aur mothe mumme the. Aaj toh kal se bhi jyada bade size ke lag rhe the. Maano pure tane huee. Chuchiya toh jaise bade angoor latak rahe ho.
Halaki bhabhi khud buttons nikal rahi thi, par buttons ke aise tootne se, aur uske boobs hadse me aise bounce hokar kalu ke samne gir padne se, wo itni sharmsaar ho gayi ki usne phat se ankhe band kar li aur sar ko zhuka liya.
Ufff..
Sharmsaar si si karte reh gayi.  



Ab usne halki si ankhe khol di. Aur apna sar zhukaaye rakha.
Par zhuki nazaron se kalu ki pant me badhata ubhaar lekin dekh sakti thi. Ye uske vishaal mummon ko di gayi salami thi.
Wo dekhte hi bhabhi thoda hass padi. 

Idhar Kalu ka toh kabka kaam tammam ho gaya tha.
Wo romanch se kamp utha. Uske badan par rongate khade ho gaye.
Uski wo badi ankhe bata rahi thi, ki usne kitne bade mumme dekhe the.

Tabhi,
Bhabhi ne use aur ek zhatka khilaya.

Ab apne hath aage badhaate hue bhabhi uss goni par ghutno pe ghodi ban gayi. 

Uff..
Aise zhukne se bhabhi ke boobs do guna bade dikhte the.

Uska wo blouse abhi bhi uske badan pe hi tha, par khulla latak raha tha. aur uske beech me do mothe pappayi. 

Doodhwala kuch wakt apni ankhe fad ke iss nazare kaa lupt uthata raha. 
Kuch pal wo dono waise hi rahe the.
Dono sadme me the - Ek sharm se toh dusara shock se.
Kalu taad raha tha, toh bhabhi najare zhuka kar sharmsaar thi.



Kuch intzaar kar ke fir ab bhabhi bol padi.

Bhabhi- Are dekh kya rhe ho? Jaldi Kariye. 

Mathe par Rekhaye banate wo boli

Bhabhi- Muzhe aur bhi bahot kaam hai aaj.



Ye sunkar Kalu khushi se fool gaya. Par wo samajh nahi paa rha tha ki karna kya hai?

Akhirkaar laar tapkaate hue idhar udhar dekhte hue usne man bana liya. Apne aap uska hath uski pant par chala gaya, aur wo apni pant kholne laga.

Tabhi bhabhi ye dekh turant bol padi.
Bhabhi- Are? Ye aap kya kar rahe hai?

Kalu- Jee.. wooo..Mai...
Wo hadbada gaya..

Usne turant apni pant ka hook laga liya..

Kalu- Bhabhi wo toh thik hai, par karna kya hai?
Bhabhi- Aap samjhe nahi? Are aise kya kar rhe ho?..jaldi kro...

Doodhwala- Magar kya? Mai kuch samjha nahi bhabhi?

Pareshani ko mudra banate hue bhabhi boli
Bhabhi- Aree...Aisa kaise ho aap? Itna bhi nahi samajhte? Kal aapne kya kiya?

Doodhwala- kya kiya Maine? Maine kuch nahi kiya....Ummmm...ari? samajh nahi aa raha. Aap hi bata do na kya hai?
Kalu dar bhi gaya jara sa, confuse bhi ho gaya.

Bhabhi- Aree ek number ke bhulakkad ho aap. Kal kya huaa tha?? kal aapne kya kiya tha?...Mera matlab hai aapne kya kharida tha?

Kalu dimag ko jor lagaane laga.
Kalu- kharida? Sasura kal tune kya kharida? Maine? Kal Maine kuch nahi kharida bhabhi?...Areee haaa..

Tabhi usko kuch yaad aya. Wo khusi se uchal pada. Hath mathe par patkate hue bol pada.

Kalu- Ab yaad aya..ab samajh gya...Kal toh Maine ek bhains kharidi thi...
Doodhwala khusi se kisi chote bacce ki tarah zhum utha..
Bhabhi ab lekin sharm khaa gayi.
Apna mooh chupaate hue wo bol padi.

Bhabhi- Haa....toh..

Doodhwala- toh?
Bhabhi- Aapko jara bhi samajh nahi.. areee toh bhains kis liye hoti hai?

Bhabhi ko chidh khaate hue bolna pada.

Doodhwala- kis liye bhabhi? 
Bhabhi- Are buddhu..Aap bhaise kyu paal rhe ho?
Kalu- Achaa..sarri.. sarriii.... ab samajh aya...doodh ke liye ...doodh ke liye...

Kalu romanch se bol pada.

Bhabhi- Shukar hai itna toh pata hai..doodhwala hoke itna batana pada....Ufff....

Kalu- Arii..doodh ke liye hi palte hai! Aur kiss liye palenge?

Bhabhi- Haa...toh?

Kalu- Are..wahi toh!!!!..kabse yahi pooch rahe hai? Haa..toh...kya?.....

Bhabhi- Ufff...ek number ke buddhi hi rahoge. Are itna pata hai toh nikalo phir...

Ek randipana wali ada lekar bhabhi soft awaj me bol padi.

Ufff...

Issbaar lekin Kalu bada zhatka khaa gaya.
Ye baat uske deemag me kabhi nahi thi.

Kalu- Kaa? Kaa kaha abhi aapne?

Bhabhi ne sharmaate hue kaha.

Bhabhi- Wahi...Jo aapne suna...

Kalu- Bhabhi? Aap majak kar rahe ho naa? Hum janta hai...ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- Haa..sahi samjha aapne. Aur iss majak ke liye mai bik gayi. Aur apne sasural me kisi paraye mard ke samne ab nangi ghutno pe khadi hu....haa..ha..wahh..aaapki soch.....

Bade Saral andaz me bhabhi ne jawab diya.

Kalu romanch se bhar gaya.

Kalu- Kya? Sachi me?

Bhabhi- Are baba...ab bhains kharidkar doodh nahi nikaloge, toh kya gotiya kheloge uske sath? 

Bhabhi ke iss jawab par kalu jor se hass pada...

Kalu- Gotiya kheloge...ha..ha..ha..aap bhi kamal ho...ha..ha..ha..

Bhabhi ufff kar ke uski hasi rukne tak intzar karne lagi.

Tabhi kalu bola

Kalu- Are haa..aapko aisa khelna hai? Haa...ha..tab toh aapki baat bilkul sahi hai. aapne sahi toh kaha. Ab bhains ka doodh hi toh nikalunga naa?

Kalu haste hue majakiya andaaz me bolne laga.

Doodhwala- Areee Haa. Ab sab samajh gaya mai. Ye toh mai bhool hi gya ki muzhe doodh nikalna hai...

Wo khush hokar bola
Kalu- wahhhh...tabhi mai sochu aap ekdum se aise kyu zhuk kar khadi ho gayi? Ab jaakar samjha mai.
Par bhabhi kya Sach me? Matlab kya sach me mai waha chu sakta hu fir se? yakin nahi ho raha....
Bhabhi- Yakin nahi toh aap nikle yahase fir.

Kalu- Are nahi..nahi..samajh gaya..mai sab samajh gaya....aap kya chahate ho, woh bhi aur muzhe kya karna hai, woh bhi.
 
Aapke ye hath me lena itna adbhut hai ki..isliye yakin nahi huaa...Wahhhh....aaj toh mere bhaag khul gye.. socha nahi tha phir se chune milenge..

Kalu apni chaati me sans bharkar ab bol pada 

Kalu- Hummm..chale toh fir....aaj mai meri nayi bhains ka doodh nikalta hu..aajao meri bhains..idhar aajao apne malik ke pass...

Aisa bolkar wo aage badha.
Bhabhi abtak aur bhi sharam se lal ho gyi thi.
 Uski dhadkane bhi dhad dhad karne lagi thi.

Kalu- Pakka naa bhabhi?

Bhabhi- Rukiye.. Mai uth jaati hu. Nahi nikalna hai toh jaao..
Bhabhi ne chidh dikhaate hue bol padi.

Kalu- Nahi..nahi..naraj naa hona...wahi adhbhut wali baat...isliye....ulta mere hi maje hai. Sasura muzhe bhi toh yahi chahiye tha....abhi nikalta hu..

Kalu ab uss khajane ki oor badha.
Wo bhabhi ke ek side aya aur neeche baith gya.
Jaise bhains ka doodh nikalte wakt baitha jata hai...thik waise...

Wo chune ko betaab tha.

Bhabhi ne apne badan ko kass liya.

2 latakte vishaal mummo ko dekhte hue ab kalu ne apna hath badhaya. 
Uff...

Wo chune wala tha hi ki, tabhi bhabhi ne usko rokte hue uska hath pakad liya.

Bhabhi boli - 
Bhabhi- Hath badhane se pahale souda toh pura kijiye. Aapko yaad dila du ki abhi tak rakkam nahi pahunchi hai iss parchi ko.

Kalu- Areee..haaa...
Uske mooh se "aree haa" awaj toh nikali thi, par uske sath uska chamakta chehara gambhir ho gaya.

Bhabhi uska murjhaya chehara dekh boli.
Bhabhi- Kya huaa?

Kalu ne apne mooh ko chamu banaate hue apne jeb me hath dala, aur jeb ka kapda ulta kar ke bhabhi ko dikhaya.
Uske pass futi koudi bhi nahi thi.

Ye dekh bhabhi rahasymay has di.

Kalu bol pada -
Kalu- Wo, baat ye hai bhabhi ki, paise toh aapke devar 'Golu' jee le gaye...

Uski baat khatam hote hi bhabhi ekdum se tevari chadaakar boli

Bhabhi- Apni jubaan band rakhe aap.!!
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Thoda ghussa kar ke Bhabhi complaint karne ki bholi mudra banaakar bol padi.

Bhabhi- Ek number ke makkar insaan ho aap. Kal toh 500 bhi nahi the aapke pass? Badi 'Edi - Choti' ghiskar souda kar rahe the? Hunn?
Aur yaha bade aram se 2000 Nikal ke de diye?.....nahi...nahi...2 hajaar nahi, aapne toh 2500 diye ho. Kal toh advance dene ko fat gayi aapki. Ek number ke ghatiya insaan ho aap.

Doodhwala- Kaa? Are nahi..nahi nahi..aap galat samajh rahe ho. Wo darsal huaa ye ki, Humra ek dost ne paisa liya tha humra. Ab uss ne aaj subah hi aate wakat wapas kar diya. Ab humka kaa pata wo aaj hi de dega? Hum wahi jeb lekar pahuncha aapke ghar. Ab baataaye...

Bhabhi- Waahhh kya ittfak hai naa? aate wakt hi mil gaya! Hunnn...
Bhabhi mishkil has di.

Kalu- Are Sach me, aapko zhoot lag raha hai?

Bhabhi- Aur kalu ji? Aapko 2500 hi diye rahenge aapke dost ne? Aur ab mai mangungi toh aapke pass paisa nahi rahega? Kyu sahi kaha naa?

Kalu pachtawa dikhaate hue majboori me dhimi awaj me bola-
Kalu- Jee haa..2500 hi mile the.

Bhabhi- ek number ke harami insaan nikle aap toh..Makkar, farebi. Chaalbaz, ####@@@@#####


Issbaar Kalu hasne laga..

Kalu- Are nahi nahi..bhabhi..Mai sach bol raha hu. Bhala mai aisa mouka kaise jaane de sakat hu? Aap hi bataaye? Hunn? 

Bhabhi- Hunnn...bade aaye!!! Baat paise ki nahi hai, baat saste me niptaane ki hai. Mai sab janati hu aapki chalakhi. Pakee soudebaaj ho.

Kalu- Are chode naa iss baat ko. 500 hi hai naa? aaj hi kahi se lakar de dunga. Kahe toh aapka doodh hi bechkar yu de deta hu ......ha..ha..ha..

Kalu hass pada. Aur udhar bhabhi sharm khaa gayi...
Bhabhi- Ishhh...aap bhi naa..
 
Sharm khakar bhabhi bol di.
Bhabhi- Are aise kaise chod de? Ab kyu? Kal aapko badi parchi chahiye thi?.... wo? 

Kalu- Are wo toh...

Bhabhi- "Apani garaj bawali" Wahhh..re tere karam! Hunnn....Ab bole?

Kalu- Agar aisi baat hai toh abhi jakar kisise mang laate hai...

Itna bolkar wo uth gaya..

Bhabhi- Hunnn...mooh dekhe inka..abhi laayenge. Agar itna hi tha toh kal shaam ko hi aa dete.


Kalu apne mathe par hath marte hue bola.
Kalu- Wo sasura..bhabhi hum batana hi bhool gaye. Wo darsal baat yu thi ki, Kal hum poora din daaru pikar pada tha. Sham kab nikal gayi pata hi nahi chala. Seedha subah ankh khuli.

Bhabhi- Haa..wo toh aapki ankhe hi bata rahi hai..

Kalu- Ab kaa kare? Aajkal aise aise zhatke mil rahe hai humko, ki unko pachaane ke liye hamka daaru pina pad raha hai.

Bhabhi- achaa jee..Agar itni hi pareshaani ho rahi hai aapko, toh hum zhatke dena hi band kar dete hai..

Kalu turant bol pada.
Kalu- Are nahi..nahi..nahi...ye zhatke dete rahiye..aapko kya maloom inn zhatko ki?...Chahe toh soude ke aaj ke aaj hi de deta hu paise. Wo bhi poore ke poore.
Ek kaam karta hu..aaj 2 baje hi aata hu..aap ho naa ghar?

Bhabhi ne saany chidate hue jawab diya.

Bhabhi- Are haa..thik hai..
Kalu- Thik hai? nahi nahi...ab toh lekar hi ata hu...
Bhabho- Haa.. haa..Maine bola koi baat nahi. Jab adjust ho jayega tab de dena.

Bhabhi ka ye jawab sunakr kalu khush ho gaya.

Kalu- Kaa sach? Hamare soude me kuch badha toh nahi naa?
Bhabhi- Agar hoti toh abtak aise hi khadi rehati kya?
Kalu- Wahhh...kya bhabhi ho aap..matlab aap kitni achi ho! ...Jee.. bahot bahot shukriya aur thnku...


Bhabhi- Haa. Haa. Thik hai. Ab jaldi Kariye.

Fir kya?
"Neki aur puch puch"
Wo toh kab se taras raha tha.
Ab souda bhi pakka huaa tha..Aur bhains bhi uski thi.

Toh kya?
Usne turant apna hath badhakar bhabhi ke blouse ke parde me ghusaya. 
Ufff...

Uske hath bhabhi ka ek mumma lag gaya.

Bhabhi- Aahh..Uffffff...
Uske raggad hath ka sparsh hote hi bhabhi sisak uthi thi.

Bhabhi ki kya soft skiin thi. Specially uske mumme.
Uss Komal twacha ko fir se pakadte hi kalu ke pure sharir me thandak doud gayi.
Jaise registan me saalon ke baad barish ho uthi ho.

Kalu- Wahhh.. bhabhi jee.. kya Komal twacha hai aapka. Aisa lag raha hai rubber ko gudiya ko pakada huaa hai.
Bhabhi sharma gayi aur lajja bhari awaj me boli.
Bhabhi- Haa..isiliye keh rahi hu, ki thoda aram se..meri skin badi naajook hai.

Kalu- Aap fikar naa karo je. Mai ise bade samhalkar hatiyata hu. Ab itni najook chiz ko bade hi najook hatiyaana hoga. Ekdum gulab ke phool ki tarah.

Aisa bolkar usne ab apna panja khol diya aur ek pura ka pura mumma pakad liya.
Uff...
Ab apni ankhe bad kar ke poore maje se dhime dhime se masalne laga. fir usne dusre mumme ko bhi pakad liya aur use bhi masalne laga. 

Bhabhi ke mooh se aaahhh..nikalne lagi...
Uske touch se uska pura badan garam ho chuka tha.

Abhi 2 minute pahale kahi hui baat ko kalu bhool gaya. Bhabhi ke mumme itne majedaar the ki Sala apna hosh gawa baitha tha.
Wo najook nahi, balki jald hi raggad masalne laga tha.

Bhabhi- Aahhh..aunch...aahhh...ye kya kar rahe ho? Kaha hai naa jara samhalkar..

Kalu hosh me ata hua bola..
Kalu- Haa..bhabhi jee. Dhime se karta hu....waise ab doodh nikalna hai toh, thoda dard toh hoga hi bhabhi.
Aisa bolkar wo hass pada.

Bhabhi- Aunchhh...aahh...par aap dhime kare...meri waha ki skinn kuch jyada hi najook hai..please...

Kalu- Aap fikar naa kare...humko sab ata hai...
Ache se masaj bhi dega, aur acha doodh bhi nikalega...akhir tajurwa kab kaam aayega?
Pahali baar doodh nikalwane wali bhains ko kaise hatiya jata hai, aata hai muzhe..aap tension naa lo.

Bhabhi- Haayeee..ummmm....hope so...

Uske pahadi hath ke touch se aur uske aisa masalne se kuch 1minute me hi Bhabhi ke boobs kas ke tan gaye aur fule bhi. Ek alag 
Sensation doud gayi thi.

Natija ye huaa ki ab bhabhi ke wo nukhile nipple bhi sakt khade ho gaye the.
Jab wo gulabi chuchiya tan ke sakt ho gayi toh kalu ko toh chubh hi gayi.

Itna chubhi ki kalu ke mooh se aahhh hi nikal gayi.

Kalu- Wahhh...kaa badi hai ye aapki chuchiyaa....wahhh....Maine aajtak kisi aurat ki itni badi nahi dekhi...kasam se sach much ki bhains hi ho aap...

Uski ye tareef sunkar bhabhi sharm hayaa se gulabi ho gayi.

Ab kya?
Aisi sakt, nukhili, lambi, gulabi chuchiyon ka poora maja Kalu lene laga.

Malish ke liye jab kalu ke hath mummon par ghum rhe the, tab ab ye chuchiyaa uski ungaliyon me atakne lagi.. jaise kapde ko istri karte samay beech beech me shirt ke buttons atak jaaye hai.
Jaise hi uski ungali se lag kar wo nipple udd padate, bhabhi ki aah nikal jaati. Isase bhabhi aur sharmsaar hoti jaa rahi thi.

Idhar Kalu ko toh bada maja aane laga unn chuchiyon ko ungaliyon me pakad kar pichakne ko..
Wo jaanbujhkar unn chuchiyon ko toss kar raha tha.

Ab toh usne apni tarjani ungali se zhatka dekar ek shot hi lagaya. Jaise wo unke sath carrom khel raha ho.

Bhabhi- Aunchhhh...aahhh..
bhabhi ki chinkh nikal gyi thi.

Bhabhi- Ab bass karo. Apne kaam se kaam rakho. Jyada sehlaane ki ya fir idhar udhar touch karne ki jaroorat nahi. Bataya kaam niptaao aur fatfat nikal jaao.

Kalu samajh gaya ki bhabhi kya keh rahi hai. 

Kalu- Toh ye lijiye...

Usne bhabhi ki baat manate hue bhabhi ki ek nipple pakad li..aur doodh nikalte hai waise khinchn di..vertical moto me..
Aur sath me apne hi mooh se Chuurrr..churr...ki awaj karne laga.

Bhabhi- aunch....Ummm...ohhhh...dhime please...


Kalu- Ek min ...aaj aapko dikhata hu ki dooodhwala bhainso ka doodh kaise nikalta hai?

Aisa bolkar wo uth gaya. Aur kuch dhoonde laga.
Bhabhi ne laya huaa paani ka katora use dikha.
Wo usne uthaya aur roome ke bahar jaane laga.
Wo darwaja kholne laga.
Bhabhi- Are kya kar rahe ho? Darwaja kyu khol rahe ho?
Bhabhi ne turant apne pallu se apne mumme dhak liye.

Kalu- bass abhi aya...
Aisa bolkar usne wo darwaja khol hi diya.
Wo turant bahar gaya.

Bhabhi waise hi dekhte khadi rahi. Wo wapas aane tak shayad apne aapse sawal karne lagi- Haayee..Lilly, ye tu kya kar rahi hai?

Tabhi kalu wapas aya. Uske hath me geela katora tha, jisme se paani gir raha tha.
Matlab usne uss katore me paani bhar laya tha.

Wo paani ka katora lekar bhabhi ke baju aakar fir se waise hi baith gya.

Kalu- Ab ho jaao...ab dikhata hu ki doodhwale kaisan doodh nikalte hai.

Bhabhi ko kuch samajh nahi aya, par wo fir se bhains bankar khadi hui aur pallu hatakar apne mumme nange chode.

Agale hi pal Kalu ne thoda paani hath me lete hue seedha bhabhi ke ek mumme par chidak diya. 

Bhabhi- Aaaunchhh.....Ahhhh..ahhhhh?..ufff..
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Woh thanda pani boobs par lagte hi bhabhi ka pura badan uchal saa pada. Seene me jaise thandak ki Baan chali gayi ho. Apne badan wo akad liya aur wo kamp padi. 

Bhabhi- Ohhh..ye kya?

Sach me bhabhi ko bada chatka laga tha. Use aisa feel huaa jaise ekdum se kisine usko Antarctica fek diya ho.
Specially jab wo subah ka bahar rakha huaa barfila thanda paani uski nipple par pada tha.

Ufff...
Wo thand se sisak uthi thi.

Kalu- Pahle aise saaf karte hai bhains ke Than ko. Thande paani se doodh ki bahav bhi jaldi banti hai...

Fir bhabhi ko dekhte hue bola.
Kalu- Are aap fir se khade ho jaayiye...humka hamri bhains ka hamre mafik doodh nikalne dijiye...

Uski iss kartoot se bhabhi ke andar ek alag hi romanch paida huaa.
Ek asali bhains ki tarah wala ye bartaav bhabhi ko ek alag feel de gaya tha.

Thande paani se bhabhi ke badan par kante fool chuke the aur uske boobs aur bhi taan gye. Wo gulabi chuchi toh maano khadi hokar kalu ko gaali de rahi thi.

Tabhi usne hath me aur paani liya.
Bhabhi ne turant usko roka. 
Bhabhi- Ahhh..nahi...bass ho gaya..

Kalu- Are dusare wale par bhi toh dalne dijiye...

Ab kya karti?
Bhabhi ne apni mutthi biz di aur ankhe band kar li aur tayaar ho gayi.
Jaise hi wo thanda paani dusre mumme par gira fie se poora badan sukudkar kamp gayi.

Bhabhi- Aunchhhhh.. .ufff....
Kalu ne iske baad phat se uss mumme ko pakad liya.
Sach me issbaar uske sakht hath bhabhi ko ache lage. 
Ab kalu ne aise hi uske mumme ko sehlana shuru kiya.

Doodhwala- Paani marne ke baad fir aisa pahale sehlana hota hai, taaki doodh naso me bhar jaaye aur naso se niche utarkar inn chuchiyon tak aaye..

Bhabhi- Uhhhhh..aaahhhh...ishhhhh....

Phir thodi der sehlaane ke baad kalu ne fir se bhabhi ki chuchiya pakad li.

Sach me kalu ki trick kaam kar gayi thi.
Bhabhi khud apne mummo me badlaav mehsoos kar sakti thi. 
Thande paani ki maar se uske nipples aur boobs dono ufalkar tan ke aane lage the. Apne boobs me iss badlaav se Bhabhi khud surprise thi.

Ab wo nipples itni badi ho gayi thi, ki badi asani se uski ungaliyon ki pakad me aa gayi.

Ab usne wo chuchi ko niche khinch diya. Thik waise jaise jaise bhains ke Than pakad ke khinchte hai...
Bhabhi- Aahhhhh..ummmmmmm.
Bhabhi dard se sehma gayi.
Bhabhi ka ye dard dekh Kalu hass pada.

Ab usne dusare boob ki chuchi bhi pakad li. Aur usko bhi aise hi khich liya.
Bhabhi- Aaahhhh..aahhh...

Wo ab dono chuchiyon ko ek saath khichne laga.
Kabhi dheema, toh kabhi thoda jor se.
Uske liye toh ye ' dream come true' tha.

Kalu ab pure maje se bhabhi ka doodh nikalne ki acting karne laga.
Upar bhabhi lambi lambi sanse lete hue a0ne dard ke sath aahe bhar rahi thi.

Bhabhi dard se.....ufff ufff ufff kar rhi thi...
Ab kalu apne mooh se....churrrr..churr.. churr awaj nikalne laga..

Kalu- "Wohhh..bhabhi...Kitna doodh nikla hai....ohhh meri bhains...aise hi doodh deti reh apne malik ke liye. wahhh wahhh tere kya kahne...meri pyaari bhains. Badi mushkil se souda hasil kiya hai. Tu hi muzhe acha kamake degi"
Wo aisa badbadate hue masalta raha.
Thodi der aisa hi chala.

Fir kuch pal me bhabhi boli.
Bhabhi- Aaahhh....waise aap bhi bahot badhiya nikaalte ho. Tajurwa saad saaf zhalak raha hai. 

Bhabhi ki iss baat par kalu toh sharma gaya.
Wo khushi se zhoom gaya.

Bhabhi- Chale..ab bahot huaa..ab shuru kro...

Kalu - Shuru karo? Kya shuru karu? Kabka shuru toh kiya hai.. Aise hi nikalte hai bhabhi bhains ka doodh! kuch aur bhi suru karna hai kya?
Bhabhi- Are matlab nikalo naa ..ab..
Kalu- Kya nikalna hai? Kapde kya?
Bhabhi- Maar khaaoge...

Kalu- Toh kaa?

Bhabhi- Are aise kaise aap? Kyu late kara rahe ho aap?

Kalu- Are bhabhi kiss baat ke liye late..nikal toh diya naa?

Tabhi,

Bhabhi ne apne maate pe hath maar liya.
Bhabhi- Ufff...Aap bhi naa....
Aisa bolkar usne apna ek hath uthaya aur kalu ka hath pakad liya, jo uske mumme par ghum raha tha. 

Ab kalu ki ungaliya apni chuchi ke jara upar, jo brown hisaa hota hai wha rakhwa di.

Matlab, Ab bhabhi ke hath ki ungaliyon ke neeche Kalu ki ungaliya thi, aur Kalu ki ungaliyon me bhabhi ka nipple.
Ab ache se jakhad kar apne hath se uske ungaliyon ke jariye apni hi chuchi ko ek prabhavi direction me jor se khich liya.
Wo ek prabhavi direction bhi thi, aur sath jabardast jor bhi.
Bhabhi- Aaaunnchhhhhh...uiiiiii..maaa....

Kalu abtak jo daba rha tha, wo ekdum sadharan sabit huaa. Bhabhi ne khud ab jo jor lagaaya tha? ise kehate hai asali jor! Bhabhi issbaar asal me dard se chillayi thi.
Uski ye chink kalu samajh saka, kyunki usne wo takad apni ungaliyon par mehsoos ki thi.

Wahhh..

Ye kya?.
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Uss khinchaav se waha aisa kuch huaa ye dekhakar doodhwala sunn ho gya. Wo har roj zhatake khaa toh raha tha, par use ab tak itna bada zhatka nahi lga tha. 

Ise kehte hai " The Big Surprise"

Wo iss zhatke se 2 pair piche aa gira...uski ankhe bahar aayi thi aur bolti band...
Aisa kya dekha tha usne?
Kahi fir se bhoot dekh liya kya?

Ufff...
Usne dekhi thi - Ek safed dhaar!
Haa..haa...
Asaliwali safed dhaar.

Haa..haa..
Uss jabardast zhatke ka karan tha- ek safed rang ki dhaar!

Uff..

jaise hi bhabhi ne uske hath se apni chuchi ko itni jor se dabaya tha, ek safed dhaar bahar nikli thi.
Haa.haa..
Wo doodh ki ek dhaar thi...

Matlab bhabhi ke boob se Sach - Mooch ka doodh nikla tha.
Wahhh..
Ye toh Gajab ho gaya..
Bawal ho gaya..
Maval ho gaya..


Kalu ko abtak lag raha tha, ki doodh nikalne ki bass acting karni hai. 
Aaj tak jo bhi baate ho rhi thi, wo bass baate thi...sex ki baate, double meaning wali baate, doodh ki baate, bhains ki baate. Use yakin tha ki ye sab bebuniyaad ki baate hai. Jise bhabhi aur wo khud hassi majak me bol ke kamookta ke maje le rhe the. 

Lekin yaha toh sach me bhabhi bhains nikali...

Oh..my..hod..


To be continued....

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Episode 3.2 - The Big Surprise 

Part 3.





2min gujar gye, lekin kalu abhi tak waise ka waise statue bana khada tha. Wo itne bade sadme me chala gaya tha.

Bhabhi ne use awaj dekar hosh me laya.

Hosh me aate hi wo aise khadbadaa gaya ki, Jaise seedha asman se kisiko jameen par phek diyaa ho. Haa..halaki, yaha toh usko kisine jameen se seedha jannat me pheka tha.


Uski halat dekh ke bhabhi has padi.
Bhabhi- Areee kya huaa aapko? kabhi doodh nahi dekha kya? Aap toh doodhwale ho. Aap toh roj nikalte ho.
Itna kehkar wo hass padi...

Kalu mooh kholkar waise hi khada tha.

Bhabhi- Are aise kya khade ho? Itne dino se toh doodh- bhains kar rhe the? Toh nikalo ab?
Ha..ha..ha.
Wo hasne lagi.

Par abhi bhi kalu ka koi jawab nahi. Wo bouchakka hokar kisi soch me doob gaya tha.
Uske man me ek hi baar me hazar sawal gunj rahe the.

Bhabhi- Hello, excuse me....wo doodhwale....

Issbaar bhabhi ne thoda unchi awaj me bola.

Wo hosh me toh aya, par bina kuch bole seedha uthkar apne aapko 2, 4 thappad maarne laga.
Fir ab aage aya. Fir thik pahale jaisa baith gaya. Use khudko yakin dilana tha.
Ab niche baithkar usne turant bhabhi ka wo boob pakad liya.
Bhabhi ne kuch nahi kaha.
Ab jaise bhabhi ne sikhaya tha, thik waise hi motion me chuchi ko pakad liya..aur utne hi  jor se khinch kar pichka diya...


Bhabhi- Aaaunnnchhhhh...ummmmmhhhh...

Ohhh myyy god.


Phir se ek safed dhaar nikli.


Ye dekh usne wo chuchi aise chodi jaise jalne ka chata lag gaya ho.

Usne uthkar apna sar pakad liya. Wo pagal ki tarah gol gol ghumne laga.

Kalu- Are baap re...ye toh sach hai....

Bhabhi uski ye halat dekh hasne lagi thi.

Bhabhi- Are, sach me pagal toh nahi ho gaye aap? Aisa kya kar rahe ho?

Bhabhi khilkhila hasne lagi.

Kalu- He bhagwan, ye toh sach hai...sapna nahi hai..ruko ...ruko.. bhabhi jee aap muzhe ek chata maro..
Aisa bolkar wo bhabhi ke pass aakar gaal pesh karta huaa bola.

Bhabhi ne haste hue use halka sa chata maar liya.

Chatt...

Bhabhi- Ye lijiye....ab aya yakin?

Kalu- Haa..jee..haa..ye scahmuch hai..
Wahhhh...re..wahhh...kamaal ho gya...muzhe yakin hi nahi ho raha...aap toh asli doodh de sakti ho..haa..haa...asali wala doodh..muzhe laga tha ye bass dekhene me bade hai..par ye toh doodh se bhi bhare hue hai..kya baat hai...lajawab....

Wo ulhasit hokar zhoom utha tha. Par tabhi kich sochkar poochne laga.

Kalu- Lekin kab se?....muzhe laga sab majak chal rha hai...par kaise?...aapka toh baccha bhi nahi hai..fir? Hunnn...kya? Nahi nahi..ye sambhav nahi.....aisa kaise?
Kum se kum 10 sawal use eksath sataane lage.
Fir sab sawalo me ghir kar wo niche baitha.

Kalu- muzhe toh chakkar aa rahe hai...


Bhabhi- Aree..areee..jara sans lo..shant ho jaao..

Kalu- Nahi bhabhi....ye sab kya hai? kaise hai batayiye naa?

Bhabhi- "Aji aap Aam khao naa...gutli kyu gin rahe ho?

Bhabhi ne haste hue jawab diya.

Bhabhi- Kab, kyu, kaise, kisne, kisko... ye sab mera personal matter hai...aapko kya hai? tumhari bhains se aapko doodh mil rha hai naa? haa toh.. itna bss hai aapke liye fir!

Doodhwala- Wahhh.. sach me adbhut ho tum bhabhi. Aap toh meri asali ki bhains ho..
Sasura haaa....ab samajh aa raha unn sab baaton ka matlab!

Bhabhi uska shock se bhara chehara dekhkar haste hue boli

Bhabhi- Maine pahale hi kaha tha aapse,  ki "bhabhiyon ki gehraai aur ubhaar ko challange nahi karte kabhi....kabhi bhi maat de sakti hai"..
Ha..ha..ha..ha..

Kalu ne hath upar kiye aur bhabhi ke samne zhuk
Kalu- Maan gaya aapko.

Bhabhi- Aji...ab baate hi karte rahoge, yaa fir nikaloge bhi? Mere pass jyada time nahi hai. Mere pati kabhi bhi uth sakte hai. Jaldi Karo warna mai toh chali.
Waha piche maine bartan la rkha hai. Wo le lo aur nikalna shuru kro. itna bolkar hasne lagi.."Medical science bahot aage nikal chuka hai..Kaalu Malik"...
Aisa bolkar bhabhi majakiya andaaz me hasne lagi.

Idhar Uska cherha dekhne layak ban gya tha.
Ek toh pahale se sadme me tha, ab upar se bhabhi ke mooh se pahali baar "KALU MALIK" sunkar wo romanch se bhar gaya.

Kalu- Maan gya bhabhiyon ko..sach me inka koi jawab nahi..pakka mara jaaunga aapke hath se ek din....

Bhabhi- Hunnn...aapko kya laga?  Mai aise hi bhains - doodh ki baate karti thi? Ha..ha..ha.. chale, ab jaldi se nikale. Mera pati uth gya toh Sara pi jaayega.
Ha..ha..ha..ha..

Kalu fir se hairat me bhabhi ko dekhne laga.

Fir khud bhi hasne laga.
Wo dono hasne lage.


Kalu ne khushi se bhabhi ne dikhaya bartan utha liya aur wo khushi kud ke bhabhi ke samne  baith gya.
Agle hi samay usne phir se chuchi pakdi li.
Bhabhi ki toh ankhe hi band ho gayi.
Bhabhi- Ummmhhhh...isssss...

Ab usne fir se waise hi chuchi ki pichka diya.
Ufff...
Oh..my..hod..
Sach me fir se uss chuchi se safed dhaar nikal gyi.
Dhaar ke sath bhabhi ki fir se chnikh bhi..
Bhabhi- Ummhhh..ohhhh....

Issbaar usne wo dhaar bartan me nikali thi.
Stainless still ke uss khali bartan me doodh ki dhaar takrate hi "Chulll......" si awaj gunj uthi.

Fir thoda ache se pakad kar kalu agali dhaar nikalte gaya.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5,

Dekhte hi dekhte 10 dhaar nikal gayi.
Ab uss bartan kaa "Chull" Awaj
"Churrrr..churrrr" me badal gaya tha. 

Aahhh...uffff..ummmmm...ohhhhhh- bhabhi ke mooh se awaje nikalne lagi..
Kya nazara tha. Kisi bhi mard ka ye dream hoga.


Wo toh khushi se bharkar Josh me nikaal raha tha. Par yaha bhabhi ka bada bura haal tha.
Darsal doodh nikalte wakt use kuch jyada hi dard sehna padata tha. Khass kar ke pahale 10- 15min. Chahe kitna bhi ho, akhir wo ek aurat thi, naa ki bhains.
Sabse pahale toh wo private body part bahot hi sensitive hota hai auraton kaa. Upar se bhabhi ki waha ki twacha ekdum soft aur najook thi. Ab boobs ko dabana, masalna alag chiz thi. Par doodh nikalna alag chiz thi. Jab wo doodh bhabhi ke pores kholkar nipples ke holes ko chirte hue aage badhata..tab hota tha asali dard. Specially jabtak nipples ka hole bahot chota hota tha. Par jaise jaise doodh pass hokar wo hole bada hota, tab thoda thoda dard kum hone lagata.

Bhabhi ke toh ansu nikal aaye. Bichaari dard se si si karti chinkhe marne lagi.


Bhabhi ki aahh dekh doodhwala thoda samhal ke najook se nikaalne laga.

Tabhi,
Tabhi bhabhi ne khud uska hath phir se pakda, aur khudki chuchi ko pahle se bahot jor se dabaya aur khud dard se chillayi...
Bhabhi- aaaahhh.....oye...ummmmmmmaaaaaa...

Itna jor se dabaaya tha usne ki wo halki- phulki dhaar jyada choudi, tej aur lambi ban gayi.

Wo safed dhaar itni jordaar ki ban gayi thi, ki uss Dhar se bartan me doodh par zhak nikla..
Ufff...
Itni tez thi.

Kalu ye dekh hakkabakka reh gaya.

Tabhi,
Bhabhi ne naak foolakar lambi aah bharte hue apne dard ko nigal liya. Ansu pochkar thoda khudpar control kiya. Aur bol padi.
Bhabhi- "Aise nikalte hai ek bhains ka doodh!!!! Samjhe?
Waise toh ghante lag jaate doodh nikalne me.
Hamare pass jyada time nahi hai, aapko pata hai naa?"
"Aap fikar mat karo. Aurat samjh ke najook se pesh mat ayiye.
Ufff...Haan Ab agar bhains bani hi hu, toh muzhe ye sehna hi hoga. Agar bhains se competition karwa rahi thi toh bhains ko tarah hi sab hoga. Mera doodh bhi ek bhains ki tarah hi nikalna chahiye. Koi jyada hamdardi dikhaane ki jaroorat nahi iss bhains ko. Inn boobs se nikli dhar bhi utni hi choudi honi chahiye, jitni ki bhains ki.
Phir muzhe kitna bhi dard sehana pade. ye aap mat dekho. "
"Halakhi mere waha ki skinn kuch jyada hi soft aur sensitive ho jaati hai. Aur iss ke karan har session me mere ansu nikal ate hai, jab mera pati nikalta hai tab. Par aap chinta mat karo. Aap aage dekh ke kaam khatam karo. Mai kaise toh seh lungi. aur haa..mere boobs par bhi koi rehmat nahi. Jaisa chaahe toot pad sakte hai. Unko ab adat ho gayi hai hai. Wo seh lenge. Lal honge, suj jayenge, lap lap dard se chinkh padenge, tandav karenge......par chalta hai. Mere pati ne achi talim li hai unki bhi aur meri bhi....dard sehne ke liye."



Uske touch se bhabhi ke andar ek ajeeb madakta jaag uthi thi. Usi ke chalte bhabhi ne jo mooh me aaye bak diya tha.

Ye sunkar lekin kalu toh romanch se bhar gaya.
Use ek perfect bhains mili thi.

Bhabhi ne toh jaise use full masalne ki permission de di.
Bhabhi ka ye mashwara usne turant apply kiya.
Ab wo bindhaast hokar bhabhi ki chichiya pichkaane laga. Jaise asali bhains ki nikalta tha.

Bhabhi- Anhhh..anuch...oyiii - mamma...ummm..hummm...Jara samahalkar...please jara halka..please naa...uhhh..uii...mar gayi...haayee...ummm...

Uske aisa karne se bhabhi ka dard asman pahunch gaya. Apna poora badan sikudkar wo dard se karhane lagi.
Bichaari, khul kar chinkh bhi nahi sakti thi.
Akhir khud ke sasural me doodh nikalwa rahi thi naa.

Agale 15min tak Kalu bhabhi ka doodh nikalta raha. Aur unn shandaar mummon ko masalta gaya. Wo iss mouke ka poora fayda utha raha tha. Boobs ke har inch par apne hath ke nishaan chodta gya.

Uss room me churr churr ki awaj gunjane lagi thi.
Lag raha tha koi kabaad khana nahi balki asli ke tabele se awaj aa rahi hai.
Sath me usme bhabhi ki chinkhe mix ho jaa rahi thi.


Ufff...
Dekhte hi dekhte Ab bartan me doodh kafi jama gya.
Tabhi bhabhi ne rukne bola. Kalu ne turant chod diya.
Tabhi bhabhi uth khadi ho gayi.

Kalu ne bartan me dekha. wo doodh dekh kar hairan tha.
Wo pahali baar kisi aurat ka doodh dekh raha tha.

Wo achambit tha.
Kalu- Are baap re.. itna Sara?  "Wah re wah"
Itna bolkar wo poore Josh me uth gaya.  Uske pass jo napne ka karchul tha, wo uthane piche jaane laga.

Tabhi bhabhi boli
Bhabhi- kya kar rhe ho?
Doodhwala- Naap raha hu...meri bhains ne kitna doodh diya hai dekhne toh do.


Bhabhi- Haa..haa....naap lijiye...par pahale nikal toh lijiye?


Ye bolkar bhabhi sharmsaar hass gayi.

Ye sunte hi kalu hakkabakka reh gaya. Wo itni badi ankhe kar ke dekhne laga.

Doodhwale Kalu ko phir se jor ka  zatka laga tha.

Kalu- Areee baap reee...Matlab?

Bhabhi bina kuch bole muskura di aur fir se uss goni par zhuk ke khadi ho gayi.

Kalu- Kaa baat kar rahi hai? Abhi hai?

Bhabhi- Are buddhu ji, ghutno me kankad chubh gaye. Isliye khadi ho gayi. Aap ko kya laga? Ho gaya? Aap toh meri jawani ka insult kar rahe hai? Aise hi yu dhindora peeth rahi thi aur asali bhainso se challenge le rahi thi? Aakhari boond tapakne tak sab aapka hai...

Kalu- Ariii..muzhe chakkar aane lage hai. Aap uth gyi toh humka laga ho gya? Baap re..baapp....Akhir kitna doodh deti ho tum? Ek aurat ka itna doodh maine kabhi nahi dekha..koi aurat itna nahi deti..

Bhabhi- Toh fir...Chale...aayiye, Aap hi dekh le aapki bhains kitna deti hai?

Issbaar bhabhi khilkhila kar hasne lagi.

Kasam se kya bawal bhabhi hai.

Doodhwala toh ye sunkar masti me zhoom utha.

Kalu- Kasam se kya bawal chiz ho aap..itna Sara doodh...Kamal hai..

Bhabhi- Kyu? Bada keh rhe the muzhe tajurwa hai, dekh kar hi bata sakta hu..falana- Dhimka..
Ab kaha gya tera tajurwa?
Ha..ha..ha..hhhhhhaaa...
Kalu- Aapne sabko maat de di bhabhi. Sabko...tum kamal ho..

Doodhwala ab phir se nikalne laga...agle15min tak lagatar fir se uss kamare me chur chur ki awaj gunj uthi.

Kya kamal ka nazara tha. Bhabhi ek asali bhains ki tarah doodh de rahi thi. Haa lekin dard se uska bada bura haal tha.
Uski naak lal ho gayi thi. Jitni baar wo nipple ko pichka deta, bichaari sans rokkar apne badan ko sikudkar dard seh leti. Par usko bich me toka nahi.


Akhirkar ab bhabhi ne bss bola..aur use piche kiya....

Ufffffff...

Kalu jaldi utha aur issbaar wo napne wala karchul leke aya..wo napne wala bartan 50ml ki size ka tha...usne napna shuru kiya.
Ufff....
1 naap.
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2naap
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3 naap
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Aise karte karte naapne laga.

Ufff...

Kalu wo dekh kar hairaan tha.

Doodhwala- Wo sasura..ye toh kamal hai.
Aajtak ek aurat kaa itna nahi dekha.

Doodhwala- wahhh bhabhi jee...aap Kamal ki bhains ho Aap.

Bhabhi- Aji, kitna naap bhara aapka?

Kalu- Bhabhi ji. Aapko pata hai kitna diya hai aapne?
Bhabhi- Bataye...
Kalu- Bhabhi ye 50 mil wala 7 baar bhara. Matlab lagbagh 350ml.

Bhabhi ye sunkar sharma gayi. Issbaar iss sharm me ek proud wali baat bhi thi.

Wo sharmate boli.
Bhabhi- I hope..aap khush hai iss se.

Kalu- Khush? Hamra shakal dekh ke samajh nahi aa raha aapko? Hum pagal ho rakhe hai idhar.
Roj itna deti hai aap?  itna kisi aurat ka suna nahi, dekhna toh door ki baat.. kasam se asli bhains ho tum. Aapka pati kitna naseebwala hai.
Ha..ha..ha..

Tabhi bhabhi bol padi.

Bhabhi- Aap kuch samjhe nahi kalu jee. Mai aapke bhains se challange kar rhi thi iska kuch toh matlab samjh Lena chahiye tha?

Doodhwala- ab kaa huaa?

Bhabhi- Buddhu ke buddhu rahoge. Muzhe bataaye aap apni bhainson ka kitni baar doodh nikalte ho?
Doodhwala- 2 baar...1 subah,  1 shaym.

Bhabhi- Toh?

Kalu- Toh?

Bhabhi- Are....Toh iss bhains ka kitni baar nikala?

Doodhwala- abhi 1 baar nikala...

Uski deemag ki batting chalne me thoda time lagata tha. Par jald hi use pata chala.

Kalu- Areee areee ruko jra..Matlab...nahi nahi aisa nahi ho sakta..nahi nahi aisa hi toh hota hai? Ha bilkul sahi. Shaym tak toh ye fir se bhar jayenge bhainson ki taraf.. he bhagwan iska matlab ye toh bss 1 baar ka hai,  aur Shyam ko bhi itna hi de sakti hai...toh din bhar me lag bagh adha litter se jyada....... Are muzhe chakkar ane lage..aur kitne zhatke dogi aap? lagta hai mai dil ki bimaari ..wuu kaa kehte hai? hartttack se hi mar jaunga..

Issbaar bhabhi joro se hasne lagi.
Haa.haa.haa.aaaa....

Bhabhi- Are? aise kaise marne dungi..doodh heart ke liye sehatmand hota hai. Toh dabaake pii lo aur tandrust ho jaao...
Ha..hahhhhhhh..ha.....ha...

Kalu- Wahhh.. ye hui naa baat. Ise kehte hai asali aurat. Aap Sach me kamal ho bhabhi. Aapko paane wala iss duniya ka sabse nasibwala hai.
Aapne toh iss jeev ko khush hi kar diya.

Thodi der tak wo dono haste rahe..

Kalu- Ab?
Bhabhi- Ab?
Kalu- Are kaa Karu iss doodh kaa?

Bhabhi- Lijiye, khud malik bhains se pooch rahe hai ki doodh ka kya karu?
Ha..ha..ha...
Bhabhi-  Aji ye toh aapka hai. Aapki marji..chahe toh pi lo..yaaa fir...chahhe toh bech do..
Ek majakiya andaaz me bhabhi ne baat keh di.

Bhabhi ko baat poori kar ke 1 second bhi nai huaa tha, ki tabtak Kalu kabka bartan ko mooh laga chuka tha.

Bhabhi e dekh kar hasne lagi.
Bhabhi- Are?

Tabtak usne ghatakna shuru bhi kiya tha.
Ghataakkk...ghatakkkk.....ghatakkk...
Jaise janam bhar ki pyass lagi hai.

Uska ye ghatakna dekh bhabhi hasne lagi. Par sath me wo badi sharminda aur romanchit bhi ho uthi.
Apna doodh koi paraya mard aise pi raha dekh bhabhi ke andar ek ajeeb si chulbul mach gayi thi.
Bhabhi- Are..aram se...kahi gale me naa fas jaaye?..
Par wo kaha sunane wala tha. Wo toh kisi monster ki tarah pee gaya.
Gauthak...guthak....guthak.

Usne pura khatam kar dala.

Bhabhi ne sharmaate hue poocha.
Bhabhi- kaisa hai?
Kalu- aabbhhhhhhaaaaa..
Sabse pahale toh usne halki Dakaar le li.
Fir bola.
Kalu- Wahhhh....kya meetha aur ekdum malaaidaar swad hai iska..upar se garam garam taazha. Hamre liye toh ihh sach me amrut hai. Amrut....Ek doodhwale ki jubaan lekar kahat hai, ki aisa kamaal kaa doodh chakha nahi hamne aaj tak. Jab bhi aap sharmati ho aapke gaal gulabi ho jate hai. Lag raha hai aapke gaalo ki ye  gulabi aur aapki ye muskaan saath me utar aayi hai iss doodh me.

Bhabhi uski iss tarif se sharma gayi.
Bhabhi- Ishhh...

Kalu- Wahhh..kaa swad..kaa swadd...
Aisa bolkar kalu bartan ko ulta karke akhari boonde bhi lene laga.
####@@@@@######₹₹₹@ swad..awswad..ummmmmhhhh....ghatttak$$$ghattak&&&///

Bhabhi uski ye kartoot dekh has padi.
Bhabhi- Enjoy...enjoy...aap bhi kya yaad rakhoge?...ha..ha..ha..ha..

Kalu- Haa..iski toh boond boond kimati hai. Aapke pati toh badhe nasibwale hai..ye amrut roj pine ko milat hai unko.

Bhabhi- Waise dekha jaaye toh aap bhi kum nasibwale nahi ho....
Kalu- Abahhhaa..haa wo baat toh sahi kahi aapne...Jab se aapko mila hu, hame bhi lagat hai ki him bada nasibwala hu.

Dono hasne lage....

Kalu- Waahh.. dil khush kar diya aapne. kasam se tum toh ek asli bhains ho..meri bhainso se bhi badhi...Maan gya bhabhi mai aapko, aap sach hi jeet gayi. Aap hi qawinn ho.

Bhabhi- Haa..ha.. Kawin hu mi.....kawin nahi hota Kalu  jee wo - queen hota hai..

Kalu- Are jo bhi ho..magar ho toh aap hi...apka mukabla koi nahi.


Tabhi,

Tabhi andar se aaj bhi kisike khasne ki aawaj aayi..
Wo dono dar gye..
Kalu toh jannat se seedha jameen par aa gya.
Bhaagkar darwaje ke piche jaa chupa.
Par bhabhi aaj shant thi.
Wo aram se uth gayi aur apne blouse ke buttons lagaane lagi.

Bhabhi- Ufff...ghabraao mat..wo mere sasur ki khasi hai..wo chal fir nahi sakte. Kisike help ke bina. Upar se dikhaai bhi nahi deta.
Par ab aap  jaao..mere pati ke uthne ka time ho gya hai. Ab bahot risk hai.

Bhabhi ne jald se apni saree aur blouse thik kar  liya aur usko jaane ko bol diya abhi...

Doodhwala- Jee..jaisa aap sahi samjhe. Aaj ka din hum hamesha yaad rakhenge. Kaa mila hai ye aapko kya bataaye..ab aaj ke liye nikalna bhi pade toh bhi thik.

Bhabhi- Haa... aap nikal jaao. yaha bahot risk hai..baal baal bach gayi thi kal. Lagbagh almost pakadi hi gyi thi...

Tabhi kalu kuch yaad aane ki tone me bola.
Kalu- Areee....Haa bhabhi. Mai toh puchana hi bhool gya!  Sasura...kaa huaa kal mere jaane ke baad? Subah aate hi aapka mood dekh ke muzhe laga ki kal aap pakdi gyi..kaa huaa kal?

Bhabhi- Haayeee.... Kya bataye? Mera toh kam tamam hi ho chuka tha. almost pakadi hi gyi thi..

Kalu- kaa bol rahe ho?

Bhabhi- Haa..ab kya bataaye...Mai bhi akal ki andhi kabhi kabhi kuch jyada hi kar baithati hu.

Kalu- Achaa? Aisan huaa? Kaa huaa...Bataayiye..bataayiye...

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