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Episode 3.3 - The Big Surprise 


Part 4:

Bhabhi- Haa... aap nikal jaao. yaha bahot risk hai..baal baal bach gayi thi kal. Lagbagh almost pakadi hi gyi thi...

Tabhi kalu kuch yaad aane ki tone me bola.
Kalu- Areee....Haa bhabhi. Mai toh puchana hi bhool gya!  Sasura...kaa huaa kal mere jaane ke baad? Subah aate hi aapka mood dekh ke muzhe laga ki kal aap pakdi gyi..kaa huaa kal?

Bhabhi- Haayeee.... Kya bataye? Mera toh kam tamam hi ho chuka tha. almost pakadi hi gyi thi..

Kalu- kaa bol rahe ho?

Bhabhi- Haa..ab kya bataaye...Mai bhi akal ki andhi kabhi kabhi kuch jyada hi kar baithati hu.

Kalu- Achaa? Aisan huaa? Kaa huaa...Bataayiye..bataayiye...

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Bhabhi- "Uff...ab kyaa hi bataaye aapko...
Ek toh aise taise seedhi chadhkar, upar mere room tak toh pahunch gayi thi mai, Par itne me hi almost sabko jaga chuki thi."

"Mai itna dar gayi thi, ki mere seene me jor ki dhad dhad ho rahi thi. Maano lag raha tha ab kahi iss dhad dhad ki bhi naa awaj aane lage uss ghar me.
Haayee....ufff...Ab toh sans lene par bhi wo awaj aa rahi thi. Haayee re wo ghanti! Usne toh meri jaan hi khaa li...."

Kalu- Kaa keh rahe ho?

Bhabhi- Aur nahi toh kya? "Toh sabse pahale maine wo ghanti gale se nikal fekna chahi. Par nikalte wakt bhi bahot awaj kar gayi. Haayee re ghanti kahi ki? Uska hook milne se raha tha"

Kalu- re sasura...fir?

Bhabhi- Fir kya? Wahi huaa jo nahi hona tha. Ek to aise taise hook mil gaya. "Ufff...par uss hadbadahat me mera dhakka, uss deewar se lagakar rakhi uss khass "Phooldani" ko laga."

Kalu- re baap re...Fir?

Bhabhi - Haayeee...Ab kya bolu?  'Ek toh karela, dusre neem Chadha.'
"Khallll.........khataakkkk....
Ek hi badi awaj gunj uthi. Ufff..."

Kalu- Ouiiii...maa kasam...

Bhabhi- Ab dekhe naa?
Bhabhi rotalu chehara banakar boli.

Kalu- Sasura ab toh bada kaand hoi gawa.......

Bhabhi- Haa..naa...Jor ki awaj ho uthi.

Kalu- "Areeeere..."
"..Achaa bhabhi, yeh wahi phooldaani hai naa jiska kharcha hame uthana pada?"

Bhabhi ne sharmakar 'Haa' me gardan hillayi.

Kalu- Bahot badhiya.....wahhh re meri bakri.....

Bhabhi sharmaate hui najare zhuka gayi.

Kalu- Achaa....bataaye..aage kya huaa?

Bhabhi- Ab kya? Pahale se hi ghabraai mai, uss awaj se toh meri jaan gale tak aa gayi.
Tabhi...ufff...
Hayeee.....


Kalu- Kaa huaa?

Bhabhi- Tabhi mere bedroom se mere pati ki awaj aayi - " Lilly????....Lilly..."
Haayee....ye sunte hi gale tak aayi meri jaan mooh tak aa gayi. Mai poori dar gayi.

Kalu- Ohhhh...
Kalu mooh kholkar shock wale expression dekar hairan reh gaya tha.

Bhabhi- Are itna hi nahi..Haayeee....musibate jaise line laga kar mere upar chadh rahi thi....

Kalu- Ab kaa huaa?

Bhabhi- Agale hi pal muzhe aur ek awaj aayi...ufff..issbaar wali wo awaj samne ke room se aayi thi - " Bhabhi?....Bhabhi......."
Ufff...Wo mere dewar the.

Bhabhi ne rotalu expression dete hue kaha...

Kalu- Are baap re...ab toh....

Bhabhi- Haayee....Maine mere ghar ke dono mardon ko jaga diya tha.
Meri toh dhadkane jaise ruk si gayi thi. Dar se mera toh paseena choot gaya.
Uss phooldani ko khade khade itna kosa maine, ki wo agale 2 janam tak khadi nahi ho sakegi...manhoos kahi ki...


Kalu- Achaa kiya..achaa huaa uske sath..apne karmo ka fal paa gayi....Hamre ko bhi loot liya...

Bhabhi- "Aur nahi toh kya?
Par Kalu jii..wo toh chal basi, par piche bakheda khada kar ke chali gayi, uska kya?.."


Kalu- Wahi puch rahe the..fir kaa huaa aage? bhabhi?

Bhabhi- Kya hoga? Wakt jaise mere liye bhaari lohe jaisa ho gaya tha.  kya karti? Muzhe toh samajh hi nahi aa raha tha ki kare kya? Piche pati toh aage dewar. Aur bich me mai..

Kalu- Nangi..
Bhabhi ne kalu ki taraf dekha..

Kalu- Aji bich me aap..bina kapade ke thi naa..

Bhabhi- Haa...ab kya karti? Mai chupchaap waise hi bina hile kuch pal khadi rahi.

Kalu- Are...hamre tarah aise putla bane khade mat hoiye...Kuch jaldi kare...warna...

Bhabhi- Haa..naa...Mai kuch soch hi rahi thi ki, tabhi kuch aisa ghata jisne meri jaan chir ke rakh di..paseena toh chodo meri toh susu nikal gayi.. khade khade....

Kalu- Kaa bol rahi hai? Aisa kaa huaa bhabhi?

Bhabhi ke  mooh se susu ki baat sunkar Kalu toh romanch se bhar gaya tha.

Bhabhi- Haayee...Maine samne mere dewar ki room me kuch ahat mehsoos ki..Mai dekh hi rahi thi ki tabhi dewar ke room ka darwaja hilne laga..
Ohh..my..god...

Kalu- Are sasura...bhago..bhaago..waha se..

Bhabhi- "Exactly...kaise aur kaha bhaagu? Mere liye piche kuwa....Toh aage khaai thi. Aur toh aur ab mere pass sans lene tak ka bhi time nahi bacha tha. Andar pati jaagkar muzhe awaj de rahe the, toh samne dewar darwaja kholne laga tha"
Uff....."Aisa laga, jaise sasural ka Diya banana tha muzhe, aur Mai ban gayi thi Aate ka Chirag. Haayee, Ghar rakhu toh Chuhaa khaa jayega. aur bahar rakhu toh Kouwa udaa le jaye."

Kalu- Areee baap re. Bada hi najook pal tha aapke liye......Fir? Fir kaa huaa bhabhi?

Bhabhi- "Haayee....ab apne kiye ko kya ilaaj?
Maine wo hairatangej najara dekha, jab wo darwaja khulne laga tha.
Ufff.....Jaise hi wo khulta darwaja dekh li, Mai bina kuch soche turant apne bedroom me ghuss gayi..."

Kalu- Kaa baat kar rahi ho? Baap re baapp....fir?

Bhabhi- "Aji kya bataau aapko. Muzhe toh rona hi aa gaya. Ab kya reh gaya aur kya ujad gaya?
Andar jaane se pahale hi mai apne aapko surrender kar chuki thi. Apne pati ko kya jawab du, iski soch tak nahi rahi.. Aur waise bhi iska kya hi jawab tha? Mooh kala karke jo aayi thi? Yaha tak ki iska anjaam bhi sochne tak time nahi mila tha muzhe."

Kalu- Haa...
Bhabhi- Haa kya haa? Aapki wajah se hi huaa hai sab.....

Kalu- Jee..sarriii..sarriiii.....jara majak kiya......par bhabhi, aap aage bataaye. Humri jaan bhi ataki hui hai yaha ab......aage kaa huaa? Ye hamre liye bhi jaroori hai bada, kaahe ki, isike upar toh hamra bhavishya tika huaa hai. Apne pati se pakadi gayi kaa?

Bhabhi- Uff...

Kalu- Aree bataaye jaldi....hamra halat kharab huaa rakha hai. Aapki ye Uff...alag hi hahakaar karti hai...


Bhabhi- Haa..haa.. bata rahi hu. Uffff.....

Kalu- Oyeee...fir se ufff...bataaye jaldi...

Bhahhi- "Ufff...Maine ankhe band kar li....haa haa aur kya karu? Andar aate hi pakade jaane ke ehsass me maine apani ankhe band kar li. Aur waise hi darwaje ke samne hi khadi rehkar khudko surrender karne lagi. pachtawe me apni hi jeebh ko itni Jor se kaat liya, ki usme se khoon hi nikal aya.
Apne pati ka ghussa zhelne ko tayaar hi ho rahi thi mai, ki tabhi maine socha ki abtak mere pati se awaj kaise nahi aayi?
Maine turant apni ankhe kholkar dekha.

Ufff.."

Kalu- Kaahe nahi aayi, bhabhi?

Bhabhi- ufff...Luckily, Mere pati ulta soye hue the. Aur apne sar par unhone takiya Oodh liya rakha tha.
Haayee....Mai bach gayi thi...

Kalu- Ahhhaa..ye bada achaa huaa...sasura kab se jaan Atka huaa tha humra...Mai toh bhagne ki tayaari me tha yaha se...

Bhabhi- Aap mardon ko kya? Aise patali gali se bhaag niklo. Baaki Sab toh hum auraton ko zhelna pade.

Kalu- Are bhabhi jii...yahi toh kudrat ka niyam hai. 2 minute ka khel, baad me 9 mahine tak aapko hi zhelna padata hai..
Waise wo chodiye....aage bataayiye...aapke pati lekin jaage hue toh the? Fir?


Bhabhi- Wo angdaai lete hue uth hi rahe the, ki tabhi mai niche ghutno par baith gayi. Aur rengate hue bed ke niche pahunch gayi..hayee..kal 2 baar ghutno pe baithi thi mai...

Kalu- Wahhh..re meri bhains..dekhaa? bhains banane me aapki jaan bach gayi. Yahi toh keh rahe the?

Bhabhi- ye lo...Bhains ne jaan bachaayi bol rahe hai?.....are isine toh jaan jokhim me daali thi?

Kalu- ha..ha..ha...Khair akhir jaan toh bach gayi...Lekin fir kaa huaa? Aap abhi bhi jokim me hi thi...

Bhabhi- Haa....wahi...kum se kum bahar se nangi aate wakt dikhne se toh bach gayi...
Kalu- Haaa...ye toh hai...Fir?

Bhabhi- Abhi kya? Ab mai bed ke niche baithkar soch hi rahi thi ki yaha se aage karna kya hai?
Tabhi muzhe ehsas huaa ki mere pati ab uthkar bed par baith gaye hai.
Haayee..ab mai kya karu?

To be continued...

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Episode 3.4 "The Big Surprise "

Part 5 :





Bhabhi apne hi bed ke niche zhuki hui thi aur uska pati bed par uthne laga tha.


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Bhabhi- "kya karu yaha se? Ye mai soch hi rahi thi ki, Tabhi unhone fir se awaj lagayi - Lillyy?????
Iss awaj se mai ghabrake uchal padi. Haayee....
Iss wajah se ab unko bhi ye ehsas ho gaya ki mai wahi kahi niche hu."

Kalu- Aree. Kasamm..fir???

Bhabhi-  Wo ye dekhne ke liye mood hi rahe the ki, tabhi unke moodne se pahale hi mai khud hokar piche se unpar kud padi. Ek goli ki raftaar se. Unke dekhne ke pahale.

Kalu- Aree. Kasam....ye kya kar diya aapne?.....fir?????

Bhabhi- Toh kya karti? ...Ishhh....Tabhi muzhe bhi kuch ehsas huaa, aur unko bhi.

Bhabhi sharminda hokar niche dekhne lagi aur fir boli.

Kalu- Kaa?

Bhabhi- Unki nangi peeth par mere jism ka touch.  Ufff ye hote hi wo hairaan reh gaye...

Kalu-  Jism nahi...nange jism kaa boliye....
uhhhhaaaaAaahhhh...hamka toh thand bhar gayi..

Bhabhi- Chup rahe...yaha aap maja le rahe ho? Waha meri kya halat thi, wo toh bass mai janati thi?

Kalu- Fir bhabhi?

Bhabhi- Uff...mere pati iske liye tayaar nahi the. Wo iske baare me kuch soch lete, iss se pahale mai jor se chilla padi -  "Surprise...Good morning surprise...."
Itna bolkar piche se unke gaal par ek pappi de di...


Yaha Kalu ajeeb si mudra banaakar apne aap hi hass gaya.

Bhabhi- Are? Aapko kyu gudgudi ho rahi hai?

Kalu hasne laga...

Kalu- Aji aapka ye sapriz aisan tha, ki koi bhi gudguda jaaye. Kash hamri biwi ne bhi aisan sapriz kabhi diye hota....Khair jaane dijiye...biwi ho toh aapke jaisi...Pati se door bhagne ki baja, aapko toh unke pass hi bhaagna pada..kaa kasam se sahi socha aapne? Aage kaa huaa?

Bhabhi- "Hunn...aage kya hoga. Wo toh shock reh gaye the mere jism ka touch paakar. Subah subah apni biwi ke dwara aisa surprise paakar lekin wo toh bada khush ho uthe. Agale hi pal unhone mera hath pakad muzhe aage khich liya aur muzhe bahome bhar liya.
Ufff...ab mai unki God me baithi thi."

Kalu- Wahhh..Kaa baat hai....Sasura hum bhi aisan hi khinch leta..

Bhabhi- Jee?

Kalu- Humra matlab hai, agar hamri biwi hoti toh...

Bhabhi- Nahi..Aapke chehare ke expression se lag raha hai, Mere pati se jyada aap maje le rahe ho....mere baare me bhi toh socho?

Kalu- Kasam se bass aapke baare me hi soch raha hu.

Bhabhi- "Ishhh...Mera matlab hai meri halat ke baare me.
Mai kiss condition me baithi thi waha?"

Kalu- Ajii..hum wahi toh soch rahe the...mere kehne kaa matbal ye tha ki, aapki ek badi tension hat gayi. Apne nangepan ko sapriz se dho dala. Kisi kapade ki dhulaayi ki tarah.  Ab duniya kaa koi bhi pati kaa ghussa iss dhulaai ki zhank me bheeg kar shant ho jata. Bada achaa socha aapne. Yahi ek rasta tha bachne kaa..
Ghussa chode..wo toh bade khush huwe honge?

Ek lambi aah chodkar Kalu bol pada.

Bhabhi- Ishhhh....haa..waise khush toh lage....unhe turant jaha mooh marna hai maarna shuru kiya... aur mooh se tareef barsaane lage.." yes my baby..meri baby doll tu sone di.."
"Ishhh.. Haa haa haa....mere pati bhi naa?"

Kalu- Haa...bilkul..uss sone ki chaadi me aap bilkul sone ki gudiya hi lag rahi thi..

Bhabhi- Ishhhh...aap bhi naa....

Kalu- Haa.. sach me...kaa bawal lag rahi thi aap kal?...saala...wo chadii toh....

Bhabhi- .......Thik hai..thik hai..samajh gayi mai...aur jyada bataane ko jaroorat nahi...

Kalu- Aur kaa tareef ki unhone?

Bhabhi- Tareef? Naa..naa..uske baad toh ekdum se dantna shuru kiya unhone..

Kalu- Kaahe?

Bhabhi- Wo ghusse se muzhe bolte hai
" Samajh nahi aata tuzhe? Subah subah uthna pade toh muzhe kitna ghussa aata hai?"

Haayeeeee....Itna kahate hi unhone mere ek waha ## kaat liya...

Kalu- Areeee...kaha?

Bhabhi sharm se niche dekhne lagi...

Bhabhi- Aapko toh sab janana hai....ishhh...Mai nahi jaao...muzhe sharam aa rahi hai..

Kalu- Are bhabhi jiii..bataayiye naa kaha kata aapke pati ne? Ab bataao gi nahi toh aapka dard hame kaisan samajh aayega?

Bhabhi- Are..waha....
Kalu- Kaha?

Bhabhi- ishhh...mere nipple ko...
Kalu- Yee chuchi ko? Areeeereeee.....
Kalu romanch se bhar gaya tha...


Bhabhi- Haa...dekhe naa? Meri toh aaahhh nikal gayi...

Kalu- Areeeereeee....chu..chu...

Bhabhi- Aur nahi toh kya? Dekhe naa? Aisa kon karta hai itni najook chiz par?

Kalu- Haa..naa...bhabhi...dekhe toh...

Bhabhi-  Aur itna hi nahi...fir aage muzhe aur  sunaane lage
" kitni baar kaha hai ki pooja karni hai toh devghar me karo. yaa fir mere uthne ke baad karo..par tum toh....subah subah pure ghar me ghanti bajati ghumati ho...neend ki maa bahan ho jaati hai".

Bhabhi ne badi hi mohak ada ke sath ye baat Kalu ko sunaai thi.

Ye sunakr kalu kaa romanch 7 we asaman tak pahunch gaya tha.

Kalu- Bhabhi jii...waise dekha jaaye toh unhone sahi hi kiya fir.....dekhe naa..utha diya naa bichaare ko aapne?

Bhabhi - Haa..haa..aap toh unki hi side loge naa? Mard jaat jo tahare...

Kalu- Wah sab dosh subah ki meethi neend kaa hota hai..marad dinbhar ke kaam se thak ke soya huaa hota hai..aise me koi jaga de toh ghussa sar chadh jata hai...
Par fir aapne kya jawab diya?

Bhabhi- Maine bhi kaha-" Ummmmhhhh..

Kalu- Ummmhaa?

Bhabhi- Aji wo ab bhi kaat rahe the...

Kalu- Achaa....hayeee..haayeee..
Subah subah Pooja kaahe ki fir?

Kalu poore maje bhi le raha tha, shock bhi tha, romanch se bhi bhar gaya tha, aur sath me bharpeth hass bhi raha tha.

Bhabhi- Maine kaha - " Mai kya karti jaanu? Sasur jee ne hi bataaye rakha hai, pooja pratkal me hi honi chahiye. Aur ghanti pure gharbhar bajani chahiye, isase se nagetive energy gayab hokar subah ki urja ghar me pravesh karti hai. Sab dusht- paraayi najare door bhaagti hai..."

Kalu- Lekin bhabhi, kal wali ghanti se toh parayi najare ulta ghar chirfaad karte ghusegi.
Hahh..ha..ha. ha..

Bhabhi- shuuu..aap bhi naa?

Kalu hasne laga.
Kalu- Ha..ha..ha..ha..

Bhabhi- Aap hasiye. Aapka kya jata hai? Yaha jaan toh meri ataki hui hai.
Kalu- Haa...wo toh hai...

Bhabhi-  Pata hai tabhi wo aage poochte hai - "ghanti ke sath wo badi awaj kya thi? Uss se toh meri nind hi khul gayi..ab kya toda? "

Kalu- Wo phooldani? Woohhh..areee baap re...fir kaa jawab diya aapne?

Bhabhi- Haayee....mai kya bataau ab unko...muzhe kuch suj nahi raha tha....."Jaanu, wo muzhse huaa...
Mere pati poochte hai - "Kya?"
Fir Mai boli- "Wo mere hath se hamara favourite coffee Cup toot gaya...wahi niche utha rahi thi aur aapse chupa rahi thi."

Kalu- Cup?
Bhabhi- Haa..Jo man me aya wo bol gayi...Tabhi wo poochte hai - Cup ka itna bada awaj?

Kalu- Haa..hum bhi wahi pooch rahe hai?

Bhabhi- Jaanu wo Cup glass par pada tha. Toh ab Cup ke sath 1 glass bhi toot gaya...

Kalu- achaa...ab thik hai...

Bhabhi- Fir pata hai mere pati aage kya bolte hai?
Bole ki - " Are kitna nuksaan karegi mere ghar kaa..you clumsy girl?
Uuuuiiiiimaaaaaaaa.....

Kalu- Kaa huaa aapko?

Bhabhi- Are muzhe kuch nahi huaa...unhone kiya. Agale hi pal unhone fir se muzhe waha kaat liya....
Kalu- Areeeeeeee...fir se?

Bhabhi- Issbaar toh aur badi jor se kata tha...meri toh uiiimaaa nikal rahi thi.

Kalu waha andar se itna garam ho chuka tha ki wo baar baar pant pe hath lagaakar apne lund ko adjust kar raha tha. Bhabhi ye dekh kar sharm se ankhe zhuka leti.

Kalu- Haa..ha...double jor toh hoga hi...Utha bhi  diyaa tha usko, aur uske ghar kaa nuksaan bhi karaya tha.

Bhabhi- Haa..chup rahe...muzhe kitna dard ho raha tha aapko kya pata?

Kalu- Haa..haa..hum samajh sakte hai aapka dard... fir kaa huaa?

Bhabhi- Fir aage toh aur mushkil ho gayi - kahate hai, "Kitna nuksaan karti rehti hai mere ghar kaa? Har baar kuch naa kuch giraati rehti hai. Uss din bhi chaai bankar waisi hi waste kar di. tu aise nahi sudharegi! Iski toh punishment milni chahiye tumhe.."

Kalu- Punisment???....fir aapne kaa kaha...

Bhabhi- " aaahhhh..ummmm... Yess meri jaan....Mai aapki gunehgaar hu..aap muzhe punish kare..Isss..rand#....

Bhabhi bich me hi ruk gayi..apne hoto tale dant chabha liye. fir apni galti sudharte hue fir boli

Bhabhi- sorry sorry..Mera matlab tha..Iss aapki biwi ko punish kare...

Kalu ashlil bhaav se haste hue bola...

Kalu-  Aapke pati aapko Randi kehte hai?

Bhabhi pakadi gayi thi...shock bhare bhaav se wo boli.
Bhabhi- Kya? Kya kaha aapne? Chiii...aap bhi naa...

Fir apani galti mante hue boli
Bhabhi- Aisa kuch nahi...wo mere mooh se nikal gaya...

Kalu- Are thik hai..thik hai..hum samajh gaya...hum toh bas yu hi le rahe the aapki...
Aage bataayiye....kaa punishment kiya aapko aapke pati?
Aur aap bhi kamaal ho..khud hi punis ke liye tayaar ho gayi..khud punis karne ke liye  bol rahi hai?

Bhabhi - Ohhh..its bedroom stuff..Aap chod do...

Ekdum bina mooh khole bhabhi boli.

Kalu- Kaa? Kaahe kaa tuff?

Bhabhi- Maine kaha chod de use...aap ye sune ki punishment kya thi...

Kalu- Haa..ha..bataaye...

Kalu exited hokar poochne laga.

Bhabhi- wo darsal...
Tabhi bhabhi wahi ruk gayi..kuch yaad karke bhayankar sharm se naha gayi. Fir apna sa mooh chupaate reh gayi...

Kalu- Kaa huaa? Are ruk kyu gaye? Bahot bada panisment diya kya? Bataaye?

Bhabhi- Ishhh.....Nahi bataungi...

Kalu- Kaa huaa?

Bhabhi- Wo muzhe badi sharam aa rahi hai..yaha se aage ek Pati - Patni ki niji baate hai..Mai nahi bataungi....

Kalu- Ye kaa baat hui bhabhi?

Bhabhi- Are samjhiye naa..muzhe badi sharm aa rahi hai...Mai nahi bata sakti.

Kalu- Are kaahe ki sharam. Yaha koi dusara thodi naa hai? Muzhse kya sharmana ab?

Bhabhi- Jo bhi ho...Mai nahi bataungi....

Kalu- Are bhabhi aap samajhne ki kosis kare..Aise bich me lakar khadi kar di aapne. Hamka kaisan chain aayega ab. Ab toh batana padega aapko.

Bhabhi - Aji lekin aap samjhe naa...muzhse nahi ho paayega. muzhe badi sharam aa rahi hai...

Kalu- Are aisan sharma gayi toh bhains kaise ban paaogi? Ab bataa hi do.....

Bhabhi- Ufff...kya batau aapko..haayee..ishhh...

Kalu- Aapke pati ne kaa panis kiya wo bata diyo.. chaahe ankhe band kar ke batado, chaahe piche ghum jaao, par batado...humri kasam hai aapko. Chaahe toh Ek bhains ke malik ki agya samajh kar kara do..warna Sala hum toh jee hi nahi payenge....

Issbaar bhabhi sanse rok kar bol hi gayi...

Bhabhi- Ishhh....unki punishment..ufff....mere pati bhi naa....

Kalu- Aisan kaa kiya???

Bhabhi- Aap nahi manoge naa?

Kalu- Sune bagar nahi..bhabhi jii..aapse binati hai. Plisss...plizzzz... kaisan bhi.

Bhabhi- Ufff...toh sune....unhone ghusse me ek hi zhatke me sone di gudiya ko gudiya bana diya...

Kalu- Matbal?

Bhabhi- auff..samjh jaayiye naa?!!!!..

Kalu- Are kuch palle naa pada, toh kaisa samjhe?

Bhabhi- Haaayee...ufff...Matlab ki, ek hi zhatke me ab bacha huaa vastr bhi faad feka unhone.

Sharm se gulabi hote hue bhabhi bol padi.

Kalu- Ariiiii....sone ki chaddi.  Ab samajh me aya...ihhh toh kamal ho gaya..ab aap poori nangi ho gayi.....wahhhh...
Fir bhabhi??..aage bataaye...kaa huaa?? Kaa huaa?
Kalu jal bin machali ki tarah tadapne laga tha..

Uski ye halat dekh bhabhi ko hasi aa rahi thi..

Bhabhi- Aur fir.....
Kalu- Aur fir??

Bhabhi- Aur fir agale hi pal....

Kalu- Aur fir agale hi pal???????

Bhabhi- Apani chutki se...

Kalu- Haa..haa..chutki se????

Bhabhi- Ufff....

Kalu- Hattt. Budbakkk..ye ufff hamra jaan lekar rahega...bataayee. jaldi.....
Desperate hokar kalu ki jaan nikal rahi thi...

Bhabhi- Ufff...Aap bass itna samajhlo...ki unhone bhains ki nakhel pakad li...

Badi hi lajaa ke sath ab tab karte bhabhi ne ye baat kahi thi.

Ye sunte hi kalu ke dil ko thandak beh gayi..wo unmaad se kisi sand ki tarah awaj nikalne laga...

Kalu- Aaaaahhhhhhh..hhhhgurrrrrr....
Kaa baat kar rahe ho????? Seedha aapki nakhel pakad li? Aaaaaahhhaaa....
Fir?

Pahale toh bhabhi sharmaate reh gayi. Wo upar nazhar hi nahi utha paa rahi thi...par ek aah bharkar wo aage boli..

Bhabhi- Haayee...unhone wo nakhel itni jor se khinch li, ki mai lap lap mar gayi..meri toh chinkh nikal gayi.
Bataayee jara itni najook chiz ko koi aise khinchta hai kya?

Kalu- Haa..naa.....
Kalu adha hosh me tha, aur adha khayalo me. Khayalo me toh wo khud pati bana huaa tha. Wo hi ye sab kar raha tha.

Bhabhi- Mai dard se karhaati rahi..tabhi wo bole" Ab bol karegi mera nuksaan?
Itna bolkar unhone aur jor se khincha...
Uffff....Hayeeee....muzhe pata Mai kaise seh rahi thi...

Kalu- Fir?

Bhabhi- Jab bhi wo aisa karte hai toh muzhe unke hont chumkar unka ghussa kum karna padata tha..toh maine thik waisa hi kiya..Maine unke hont chumana shuru kiye aur unke samne gidgidaane lagi.

Ye bolte wakt bhabhi ne apne hont par jeebh ghuma li thi aur ek randi wali ada dikhaayi thi.

Iss ada se hi kalu samajh gaya tha ki ab unn dono me chummachati shuru ho gayi thi....

Kalu- Aage?

Bhabhi- Aage kya? Mere gidgidaane se wo thodi manane wale the? Jabtak unka pet nahi bharta wo nahi rukne Wale the.
Haayee..agale 7 minutes tak unhone mere hont hi nahi chode...Upar chusna, kaatna, toh niche waha khinchna, pichkana...
Mai tadapati, lapakti  unki saja lene lagi..aur karti bhi kya?

Kalu- Ufff.....

Bhabhi- Dekha? Ab aapki bhi uff nikal gayi naa? Ye saja thi hi aisi ...Ufff...

Kalu- Haa..sach me...

Bhabhi- Aur abhi toh ruke...unki saja toh bass shuru hi hui thi..haayeee mere karam!!!

Kalu- Kaa baat kar rahe ho?
Bhabhi- Haa..agle hi pal,
Unhone muzhe aur ache se baahome odhkar  apne dono hath mere piche waha rakh diye.

Kalu- Waha kaha bhabhi?
Bhabhi- Aapko naa sab vistaar me chahiye..

Kalu- Haa..toh ache se batyenge tabhi toh aapka dard samajh aawega hame.

Bhabhi- Are..waha matlab...mere Bum par..

Kalu- Ohhhooo..achaa toh ab wo aapke kulhe sujaane wale the?

Bhabhi- Haa...ishhhh..aap bhi naa...

Kalu- Bum , kulhe ek hi toh hai naa?

Bhabhi- Haa. Haa..wahi...

Kalu- Haa..wahi toh keh rahe hai..ab toh aapki blle balle...ha. Haa.. ha..

Bhabhi- Balle balle? "Ohooo, Balle" unko rakhe jara side me..punishment apani jagah thi..aur koi baat apni jagah thi. Issbaar mai itna dar gayi ki, aisa laga ab mai bach nahi sakti..

Kalu- Kaa huua?

Bhabhi- Aisi position me mai unke upar baithi thi, aur unke hath mere bum par.  Tabhi meri najar samne wale cupboard ke aine me chali gayi..wo dekh kar toh mera jee kamp utha.

Kalu- Kaahe?

Bhabhi - "Are kyu kya kyu? Meri bum pe toh Maine aapka naam likhwa liya tha naa? Bhool gaye kya?  Ufff...wo waise hi tha. Mai toh ye bhool hi gayi thi."
"Haayeee....dayaaaa...
Waise hi apni piya ki bahome jaa baithi thi.
Achaa huaa mai unke upar unki god me baithi thi. Fir bhi aina toh hum dono ke samne hi tha. Agar jara saa mooh idhar kar ke aine me unhone dekha hota toh?????? Toh mera wahi kaam tamam. bada bhayankar anarth ho jata."

Kalu - Areee baap re....Oye teri....Sach gajab ka anarth hota...
Aur, pahale aapka kaam tamam tha, fir dusara number mera hota...ha..ha..ha..sasuraaaa...


Bhabhi- Mai kya karu aur kya nahi? isi soch me thi ki, tabhi
Unhone aapke naam par hi ek jor ka tamacha Jada diya...
Fattaakkkkkkk.....
Aunchhhhhh....
Pahale toh meri aunch nikal gayi, par apko sochkar meri toh sharm se hasi hi choot gayi...

Kalu- Reeeeee...sasura......tabhi mai sochu ki jaate wakat muzhe aisa kaahe laga ki, kisi ne thappad mara hai?

Bhabhi- Aap bhi naa...chup rahe.
Bhabhi uske iss majak par khilkhilakar hass padi.


Kalu- Ohhhhhh...."1 anaar, 2 bimaar"  aur kimat 1500. Kon le jaawega? ..ha..ha..ha..ha..

Bhabhi- Ishhh..aap bhi naa..
Bhabhi hass padi..

Kalu- Maa kasam...fir kya huaa?

Bhabhi- Unhone ne ab thappad ki line laga di. Ek ke baad ek..unki ye punishment uff...
Mai chikhte chillate hue khudko itna sharminda mehsoos kar rahi thi ki, kya batau?

Kalu- So toh hai. Ab biwi ki gand par kisi aur kaa naam aur usko pati sehla raha hai..toh sharam toh awegi hi..ha..ha..ha..

Bhabhi- Chii...aap naa? Fir se gandha shabd...

Kalu- Are wo chode..fir kya kiya aapne? Aap toh badi duwidha me fas gayi ho iss wakat. jaise hi wo aapka pichwada dekh lenge, samjh lo sara khel khatam.

Bhabhi- Yahi toh....kya karu kuch samajh naa aa raha tha?..Mai ab kisi bhi halat me unko muzse door nahi kar sakti thi.
Haayee...

Kalu- Haa..ye sahi kaha...bilkul...

Bhabhi- fir kya..muzhe khud hokar unko mere upar lana pada aur khud unke neeche jaana pada.

Kalu- Wahhh...Haa ye badhiya kiya aapne...aur ?

Bhabhi- aur kya aur? Fir apne badan ko unse tudwana pada.

Kalu- Haa..ha..ha..'tudwana pada'..ye bada sahi shabd ka upyog kiya aapne...

Bhabhi- Aur nahi toh kya? Unhe isi position me bharpur maja dena tha. Unko jaisa masalna hai, masalne dena tha. Jaisa khana hai, khaane dena tha. Jo gehraai napani thi, bina badan sikude naapne dena tha...toh ye khudko kasaai ke hatho tudwana hi huaa naa? ..Ufff....
Haayee...waha Ufff tak nahi karni thi.
Chaahe jo ho jata, unke samne meri peeth aane nahi de sakti thi.

Kalu- Sach me aapko toh unhone tod hi diya hoga..ab aisa tofa khud hokar chal ke aaya hai, toh....?

Bhabhi- Aur nahi toh kya? Aapko andaza bhi nahi muzhe kiss had tak jakar khudko unke hawale soump dena tha.

Bhabhi apna paseena pochte hue bataane lagi thi. Tabhi wo fir se bol padi.

Bhabhi- Haa..isme ek ne badi madad ki meri..

Kalu- Kon ne?

Issbaar bhabhi sharmte hue Komal awaj me boli.
Bhabhi- Aapne jo tayaar kar ke rakhe the!...
Ishhhh....unka mooh lagate hi fataak se doodh nikalne laga...ek toh unko mera doodh bada priy. Har subah bharpet pii lete hai...aapki wajah se jaldi aya warna pata nahi aur kitna tudwana padata? Jaise hi doodh mooh laga,  wo usime doodb gaye aur meri nakhel chod di.

Kalu- Wahhh..aur kyu naa ho priy..ekdum sabse khass doodh hai ye. Koi bhi pagal ho jaawe. Mai bhi hota toh yahi karta. Aur aapke pati toh licence leke baithe hai. Toh bharpet toh har roj pite honge.

Bhabhi- Shhuuu...chup baithe ab.

Kalu- Chalo, ye doodhwala kum se kum iss kaam toh aya. Fir kaa?

Bhabhi- Fir kya? Aapko badi padi hai aage janane ki? Fir kya? Fir kya? Laga rakha hai?

Kalu- Kal se mai aa sakta hu? ki nahi? ye isspar tay hoga bhabhi jee. Toh ye mamala bada  najook hai. Toh akhir tak jaldi bata dijiye..bole aage kaa huaa?

Bhabhi- Aage? Asli musibat toh yaha se shuru hui....ufff...



To be continued...

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  The Big Surprise 

Part 6- 

Bhabhi- Aage? Asli musibat toh yaha se shuru hui....ufff...
aap soch bhi nahi sakte..ki aage kya hua?

Kalu- Hey, bhagwan...bachaa le muzhe.....bataayiye..jaldi batayiye.....

Bhabhi- Darsal Doodh ke sath mere pati ko aur ek chiz badi pasand hai.

Kalu- Aur wo kaa?

Bhabhi- "Doggy style "

Kalu- Kaa baat hai? Areee wahhh..Fir?

Bhabhi- Haayee..Iss baar nahi poocha aapne? Doggy style kya hota hai?

Kalu- ihhh humka pata hai..

Bhabhi- Haayee...kaise?

Kalu- pata hai. Video dekhat hai hum. Humne mobile me type bhi kiya tha ekbaar..

Bhabhi- ishhh..aap toh bade chaalu nikle?

Kalu- Kahe kaa chalu bhabhi...ab randwa hu. yahi toh karega..warna....

Bhabhi- Thik hai..thik hai..Aage aur kuch mat bataayiye...

Kalu- Wo thik hai... Lekin ye toh badi dikkat wali baat ho gayi abhi? Fir ab aapka kaise?

Bhabhi- Kya batau kaluji..meri jaan toh nikalne ko hi thi...ohh..ab toh unhone 2 baar muzhe palatine ki koshish bhi ki..

Kalu- Areee baap re...

Bhabhi- Maine jab inkaar kiya toh unki ankhe ghusse se lal ho gayi. Ab piche jor ka tamacha jadakar wo takad se palatne ki koshish karne lage..ufff..ab mai tehari chui mui hiran..aur wo babbr sher. Mai kaha kaa mukabla karti? 

Kalu- So toh hai....bichaari..

Bhabhi- Par unko peeth bhi toh dikha nahi sakti naa???

Kalu- Toh fir ab?


Tabhi, 
Bhabhi ne aage badhkar Kalu ka hath hi pakad liya.. bhabhi ke aisa hath pakadne se kalu toh jagah par hi kud pada.
Uska hath pakadkar ab ek madak nazare se bhabhi Kalu ko dekhne lagi.

Kalu- Ohhhhaaa..ihhh kaa hai?

Bhabhi ne uska jawab toh nahi diya, Par agale hi pal ek randi jaisi haste hue usne kalu ka hath uthakar pass liya. Aur ab uski ek ungali ko apne hont se lagane lagi.

Kalu ko toh jaise current lag gaya. Bhabhi ki iss kartoot ne uska lund zhatke dene laga tha. 

Bhabhi yahi nahi ruki, balki agale hi pal uski ungali ko apne hoton par rondh diya. Fir apnne hont kholkar uski ek ungali apne mooh me le li..

Ufff...
Kalu ye dekh chinkh maar gaya.

Fir ab apni jeebh uske ungalipar firaakar do baar nagin ki tarah choose liya.

Itna karne ke baad usne uski ungali chod di. Aur ab randipana ki adaa ke sath sharmaate hue hasne lagi...

Kalu ke kuch palle nahi pada. Uske toh kabke tote udd gaye the.

Tabhi bhabhi bol padi 

Bhabhi- Haa..toh Aage maine apne pati ke sath bhi yahi kiya...
Unka bhi aise hath pakadkar unki ungali mooh me daali. Isi andaaj me. Dheeme dheeme...
Fir Maine unse kaha -" Darling, aaj aapki biwi ka alag hi mood hai. I want hard..hard..and hardest blow job. Everything but blow job. Bass blow job..you have all the access today. In every possible way. That also Unlimited. Jaisa chahe istmal kar lena. This slut deserve this punishment..."

Bhabhi- Uff..ye maine kya keh diya tha? Ufff..par mere pass aur kuch rasta bhi nahi tha. 

Kalu- Blow jab?

Bhabhi- Uff..pata hi tha muzhe aisa hi kuch poochoge? Kyu... ye video me nahi dekha kya aapne? Ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi majakiya has di..

Kalu- Wo hota kaa hai?
Bhabhi- Shut up...aapko sab pata hai...bass mere mooh se sunana chahte ho..

Kalu- Mooh se yaad aya..bhabhi ye mooh me dena hota hai naa?

Uski ye baat sunkar bhabhi sharm hayaa se zhep gayi..

Bhabhi- Ishhh..aap bhi naa...

Kalu- Aree. Rehne dijiye..aapke sharmane ne hi bata diya, ki ye wahi baat hai..

Bhabhi- Ufff...ishhh..waise ab pata hi chala hai toh wahi rahega shayad...
Muzhe Unko Peet karne se bachna tha, toh aur koi rasta nahi tha. Mooh toh dena hi tha naa???...!!!!

Itna kehkar wo lal gulabi ho gayi.

Kalu- Wahhhh....Jo baat...kya kehne aapke? Biwi ho toh aisi.  ye aapne bada sahi kiya..wahhh....Waise Aapke pati maan gaye? ki piche wala rasta hi chahiye tha unko?

Kalu romach se fudk fudak kar uchalta jaa raha tha. Pata nahi kitni baar usne apne lund ko adjust kiya tha.

Bhabhi- Maan gaye? Wo toh khushi se uchal uchal pade. Bilkul aapki tarah..

Kalu bhabhi ka chedna samajh raha tha. Aur ye use aur jala raha tha.

Kalu- Wahhh..kon mana karega waise? Koi pagal hi rahega..fir ab? Wo toh lapak ke toot pade honge? 

Bhabhi- Padane wale the, par nahi...

Kalu- Kaahe? Ab kaa huaa?

Bhabhi- Kyunki, tabhi unka mobile baj utha. Unko ek call aayi thi.

Kalu- Hattt..aise wakat pe kon phone uthata hai bhala?

Bhabhi- Haa..bilkul thik kaha aapne. Unka bhi thik aisa hi reaction tha.. par wo call usne job ki thi, toh uthana hi pada..

Kalu- Achaa..

Bhabhi- lekin tabtak unhone mere mooh me apni ungaliya daal di. 

Kalu- Haa..match se pahale maidaan tayaar kar rahe honge.

Bhabhi- Shut up...Unko aisa karna bada achaa lagata hai, isliye...waise bhi dono teams unke paksh me hi hai, toh maidaan tayaar karne ki bhi jaroorat nahi unko. Akhir jeet wo unki hi tay hai...

Kalu- Haa..sasura..woh toh hai..

Bhabhi- Par, tabhi kalu ji..aisa kuch huaa jisne meri jaan nikal di. Thook se bhara mera mooh ekdum se sukh gaya..

Kalu- Aree baap re..kaa huaa?

Bhabhi- Jab wo phone par baat kar hi rahe the, tabhi bahar se kisine awaj di - Bhabhi??? Bhabhi???

Kalu- Aree kasam...Golu jiii....

Bhabhi- Haa..Mere devar jee aate the.

Kalu- Fir?

Bhabhi- Mere pati ne phone kaano se door rakhkar usko jawab diya.." Haa..golu...bolo"?

"Haayee...
Inka hath abhi bhi mere mooh me tha. Aur mai poori nangi bed par padi thi, ufff..wo bhi tange poori failakar. Wo mere pati ko "Y" nahi ,balki "T" chahiye hota hai naa har baar !!!!"

Bahar se golu bol pada - " Bhabhi??? Achaa bhiyaa...Ye kisne foda kya?"

Ufff...
Meri toh ankhe badi ho gayi thi. 
Par mere pati ne turant jawab diya -" Are wo tumhari bhabhi ne foda hai." itna bolkar wo fir se phone me sunane lage.
Golu bahar se - " Thik hai" bola.
Uske iss 'thik hai' bol se muzhe badi rahat mill gayi. 
Waise devar ne poocha tha ' phooldani ' aur mere pati ne samjh liya ' Cup aur Glass' .
Aur unke bich mai dono tarah ke gunah ko janati hui...
Haayee..

Kalu- Wahhh...aapka toh naseeb aaj joro par hai..kaise kaise bach nikal rahi ho..

Bhabhi- Haa..lekin aage jo huaa uss se laga ki ab isme se nahi bach paungi...

Kalu- Kya huaa?

Bhabhi- 'Thik hai' bolkar wo waha se gaya nahi tha.
Usne agale hi pal poocha - " Bhaiyaa..bhabhi se poocho nashta tayaar hai kya? Aur sabji konsi banayi hai." 

Issbaar maine khud unki ungaliya mooh se nikalkar jawab diya. Haayee mai nangi hi padi thi bistar par. Ufff..Mai boli- 
" Haa..golu..Loki hai..Mai abhi aayi"
Kalu- Jaaoo..loki khane hi wali thi...ab devar ko khilaao ...ha..ha..ha..

Bhabhi- Aap chup baithe..kyunki aage jo huaa usine mera gala sukhaya tha..loki kya Zahara khana padata.

Kalu- Kya huaa?

Bhabhi- jab darwaje ko dekhte hue mai golu ko jawab de rahi thi naa, tab hawa se uss darwaje par halki si ahat ho gayi....
Ufff..Mai turant samajh gayi..
Haayee...Mai toh mar gayi...

Kalu- Are lekin huaa kya?

Bhabhi- Aji bachkar aate hue jaldbaaji me maine darwaje ko andar se lock karna hi bhool gayi thi..

Kalu- Kaa keh rahe ho?

Bhabhi- Haa..naa.. uss hawa ki halchal se mera dhyaan gaya. Toh pata chala ki kundi toh khuli hui hi hai.. 
Ufff...
Mai bed par aise padi hu..aur darwaje ke bahar mera devar khada tha..
Ufff..

Kalu- Are baap re...? Ye toh bahot bada risk ban gaya tha bhabhi...

Bhabhi- Haa naa..wo knock karne ke liye halka saa hath bhi lagaate toh wo darwaja khul jata. Aur samne uski bhabhi use aisi halat me milti. Wo bhi pati ki ungaliya mooh me liye huee..

Kalu- Kasam se..

Bhabhi- Uff..aur yaha mere pati bindhast phone par baate karte mere mooh me ungaliya ghused rahe the. Khair unhe kya pata ki unki viwi ne kya kaand kar ke rakha hai?

Kalu- Haa naa..

Bhabhi- Muzhe toh pakka laga ki, wo hawa ki darwaje par halchal itni thi ki, Golu pakka jaan gaya hoga ki darwaja khulla hi hai. 
Ab uss bichaare ne sapne me bhi nahi socha hoga ki, darwaja khulla chodkar andar uske bhaiyaa aur bhabhi aisa khel khel rahe hai.

Kalu- Bilkul sahi bola aapne.

Bhabhi- Aur muzhe sabse bada dar ye tha ki, use lag jaayega ki darwaja khula hai, matlab andar sab normal hai.
Ufff...
Upar se bhaiya bhi ekdum normal tone me baat kar rahe the..
Ufff..aur pata hai?

Kalu- Kaa?
Bhabhi- Haayeee..re mere Foote kadam...
Huaa kuch thik aisa hi..

Kalu- Kaa bol rahe ho? Kaa huaa?

Bhabhi- Agale hi pal maine apni ankho se wo hairatangej jaanlewa najara dekha jab Golu ka hath darwaje me se andar aata huaa dikha.

Kalu- Kaa????????????
Kalu jor se chillaya...

Bhabhi- Haa..haa..Haaayeee...
Bhabhi ne Aisi ek lambi siii sii chodte hue apna mooh apne hathon se dhak liya..

Kalu- Kaa sach me? Ab? Fir?

Bhabhi- " Haayee..uski bhabhi taange failakar bed par nangi padi thi aur uska bhaiyaa uski bhabhi ke mooh me ungaliya daalne me magn tha."

Kalu- Bhayanak.....

Bhabhi- haayeee..

Kalu- Haayee..nahi bataayeee..aap pakadi gayi?


Bhabhi- wo adha darwaja khulla ho hi gaya tha aur maine golu kaa shoulder tak hath dekh chuki thi..ki..
Tabhi...

Kalu- Tabhi, kaa huaa?
Bhabhi- ke Tabhi....Bahar se golu hi jor se chillaya.." Ruke..gir jaaoge."....

Kalu- Kaa? Gir jaaoge??? 

Bhabhi- Haa..gir jaaoge....bass itna chinkh kar wo goli ki raftaar se bhaag nikla tha..
Ufff..

Kalu- Uffff...Matlab wo andar nahi aya..wahi se bhaag gaya?

Bhabhi ne "Haa" me jawab diya..

Kalu- Kaa. Kahat rahe ho? Sach me aapka naseeb toh ekdum badhiya tha kal...

Bhabhi- Haa..wahi kehna padega. Kismta se hi bachi thi. Warna maine toh kabki surrender kar chuki thi."

Kalu- Par wo kaha bhaga?

Bhabhi- Shayad Sasur ji kursi se uthne ki koshish karne lage the, aur balkani se Golu ne dekh liya..

Kalu- Haa..aapke sasur...barabar...bhabhi aapke sasur ne toh izzat bacha li aapki...

Bhabhi- Izzat? Jaan kahiye Kalu jee..

Kalu- Haa..ye bhi sahi hai..toh ab toh aapne darwaja laga liya naa?

Bhabhi- Haa..turant...
mere husband toh abhi bhi phone par lage hue the....toh mai peethpiche uthi aur sabse pahale darwaja laga aayi.

Kalu- kasam se..bach gayi...

Bhabhi- Haa..

Kalu- Ab? Ab toh Pati Patni khullam khulla....bataaye aage..jaldi jaldi..ab raha nahi jata...jaldi batayiye...

Bhabhi- Haa...pata hai kya huaa?

Kalu- Haaayeeee....ab toh asali bindhast maja hai...bataaye..bataaye...kaa huaa....bataayiye jaldi...

Bhabhi- 
"Wo khush ho gye". Aur kya hoga? 
Kalu jii..jag jayiye...ab kahani khatam..."
Ha......ha..hhhhhhhhhaaaaa...hahhhhhaaaa....
Itna bolkar bhabhi fir se joro se hasne lagi. Balki issbaar bhabhi poori khilkhilakar hasne lagi thi. 

Bhabhi ka ye andaaj dekh kar kalu bhi ab hasne laga.

Bhabhi- Chale ek akhari baat bata deti hu.

Kalu kaan bade kar ke sunane laga.

Bhabhi- 
Aur pata hai? Uske baad mai jab niche aayi toh waha mere devar baithe the. Uske hath me kuch tha. Jaise hi mai aayi wo muzhe dikhaane laga.
Bolte hai -" bhabhi, ye muzhe tooti phooldani ke baaju me mila.

Kalu- Kaa?

Bhabhi- Gale ka pink patta, jisko ghanti lagi hui thi...

Kalu- Ohhh..kasamm...Fir?

Bhabhi- Are fir kya? Yahi se toh aapki 'Bakri' aayi fir!!!

Itna kehkar bhabhi joro se hasne lagi...
Ha..ha .ha..ha..
Sang Kalu bhi hasne laga..


Kalu- Aap bhi naa..badi shararati ho.

Bhabhi- Shararti aur strict bhi...
Chaliye..bahot hui kahani....ab niklo yaha se. Bade maje se sun rahe hai uss bichaari ki aap beeti.. 

Kalu ne ab ek lambi haayee bhar li. Aur fir bola- 

Kalu- Hunnn...kaa nasib tha aapka...
Umhhhhhaaaa....Jee, thik hai. ab aap jaisa chahe. Par achaa huaa unko aage hi maja aya, warna kahi piche ki yaad aati, toh mere naam ki goli kab ki mil chuki hoti muzhe.
Bhabhi ye sunkar fir se joro se hasne lagi...





Kalu- Waise jaane se pahale ek baat puchani thi.
Bhabhi- Puchiye?
Kalu- Agar kahi se 500 de deta aaj, toh kya sach me ye bhains mere sath chal deti?  

Bhabhi- Chal deti? Kyu? Ab kya huaa? Aap hi khareche ko lekar pareshan the naa? Aap hi bol rahe the naa, Mere nakhare, kharche, rahane ke liye jagah, bacche tak ka intazarr..
bataayee???ab kya huaa?

Kalu- Wo toh aise hi bola tha humne. Ab apni bhains toh apne tabele me honi chahiye naa?
Bhabhi- Achaa jee..aise hi bola tha? Bade chalakh ho aap....wo bass souda saste me nipatne ke liye tha...hai naa?
Khair..jaane dijiye...Mai toh ye keh rahi hu ki, Ulta ye jyada faydemand hai aapke liye.
Wo kahate hai naa -
" Aata bhi unke ghar kaa, aur ghee bhi unke ghar kaa...Rasoyi ke baap ka kya jata."
Aap unke dhan par raja bano.
Aapko aapka doodh toh milta rahega. Aur jimmedari se bhi 2 haath door. Kyu? Sahi kaha naa? 
Ha..ha..ha..

Kalu- Baat toh sahi hai, par apni bhains toh apni hoti hai.
Khair, hum bhi aapki majboori samajh sakta hu. Hum bass ye dekhna chahte the ki agar pure paise deta toh fir aap kya karti? Waise bhi aap zhatke dene me badi mahir ho. Ye dekhne wali baat thi, ki aap apne pati se kehti- " Sune, Mai jara malik ke ghar jaakar doodh de aati hu. Aur aaj raat wahi rahungi. Kal subah aakar aapki chaai bana deti hu." 
Ha..ha..ha..ha...
Isspar bhabhi bhi hass padi...


Bhabhi- Aap bhi naa. Hunnn Ab soude ke mutabiq bhains toh aapki hi hai naa! Ab kaha bandhi hui hai, isase kya fark padta hai?

Kalu- Nahi bhabhi jee. Souda toh bhains ko le kar jaane ka tha. Aur toh aur sath me aapne aur bhi kuch batonka wada kiya tha.
Yaad dila du?
Bhabhi- Kya?
Kalu- Are bhool gayi? Aaap kuch 3 hole wale mobile ki baat kar rahi thi...
Ha..ha..ha. 

Bhabhi- ohhh..achaa jee??..ye bada safaai se yaad rakhe ho aap? Khair koi taajjub nahi...par itni bhains itni saste me mili ye kafi nahi hai aapko?

Kalu- Hum bass yaad dila rahe hai..
Bhabhi- Bahot chalakh ho aap..

Kalu- Hummmm..ab boliye...
Aisa bolkar wo ek gana gungunaane laga..
"Jo wada kiyaa hai..nibhana padega".

Bhabhi- Hummm?? Hummm!!! Toh baat ye hai ki, Mai bass chahati hu ki Aap apni maryada jaan le. Warna ...
Aur waise bhi Konsa wada? suniye...Toh wo bhi Maine aise hi bola tha. 
Itna bolkar wo jor se has padi.

Kalu- Ha..ha..ha..ha...Khair...Mai samajh sakta hu aapki majboori. Koi nahi..aapko jaisa lage waisa kare..muzhe bass itna pakka pata hai, iss safar me bade zhatke honge hi. Filhal isi ke sahare jee lete hai...

Bhabhi- Kya? Hello Suniye..yaha kuch bhi pahale se gruhit mat dharna..samjhe? Hamne pahale se hi bol diya hai aapko. Nahi toh...

Kalu- Are nahi..pata hai..pata hai..aap pahal kare toh hi. Tab tak jamunadas. ..par..par...par uski yaad aane se pahale aapse kuch poochna chahate the..
Matlab ek baat kehni thi.

Bhabhi- Bole?
Kalu- Ab bhagne ke baad wali itni lambi kahani toh aapne bata di. Par bhagne se pahle wali ka kya?

Bhabhi- Matlab?

Kalu- Thik bhagne se pahale hamne aapki chuchi ko touch kiya tha...aur aapne mana nahi kiya..

Uski iss baat ne kuch aisa bhawandar laya mano pal bhar me ghane gambhir baadal chaa gaye. Bhabhi ki shararati hasi ekdum se serious chehare me badal gayi. Kalu ki iss baat ne uske andar ek ajeeb si sitaar ched di thi. Wo itna sharmsaar ho gayi ki, Bhabhi apna saa mooh lekar reh gayi. Aur lajaa se najare chupaane lagi..

Kalu- Are bole?

Bhabhi ne ab tab karte hue khudko samhalkar bola.
Bhabhi- Kya? Kuch bhi?..aisa kuch nahi..aap niklo abhi..

Kalu ko pata tha, ki abh usko nikalna toh padega. Par bhabhi ki aap biti itani romanchak thi ki usne kalu kaa paani nikal diya tha. Uske man me Wasana iss kadar jaag chuki thi ki, wo kisi haal me waha se khali hath nahi jana chahata tha. Waise doodh toh mil gaya tha use, wo bhi khud ke hato se masalkar nikalne ko.
Par wo chance kaha chodne wala tha..

Kalu- Are nahi..nahi..aapko bhi pata hai aapne chune diya tha..

Bhabhi sharma gayi. Par issbaar ke sharmane wo chanchal lilly nahi balki ek serious bhabhi thi.

Bhabhi- Nahi nahi..aisa kuch nahi..aap chup rahe..

Tabhi kalu dabangaai dikhaate hue 2 kadam chalkar pass aya. Wo bhabhi ke itna najdik aya ki bhabhi ko piche hatna pada. Par bhabhi kitna piche hatati? 2 kadam piche jaate hi uss kabaad room ki tooti footi almaari se takra gayi.
Uff...
Kalu iska fayda uthate hue aur 2 kadam aage aya aur seedha bhabhi ke thik samne aakar khada huaa..
Kalu ko itna najdik pakar Bhabhi toh thoda dar hi gayi.. 

Bhabhi- Ye kya kar rahe hai aap?

Kalu ne koi jawab nahi diya. Balki ek mardaani hawas chehare par lakar bina kuch kahe sab kuch bol gaya.Fir ab itne najdik hokar bhabhi ko taadna shuru kiya. Sabse pahale toh usne Bhabhi ki ankho me najar daalke kuch der tak dekhta raha. Fir niche utaar kar har ang ko ache se niharne laga. 
Uske aise taadne se bhabhi ki hayaa charam par pahunch gayi. Sath me pata nahi kyu bhabhi andar se aisi garam ho gayi thi, ki uska khilkhilata chehara  bada hi gambhir dikh raha tha. 

Tabhi kalu ne phat se apna hath aage badhaya. 

Bhabhi ne badi hi asahajta se uske hath ko rokhte hue boli.

Bhabhi - Naa..ye aap kya kar rahe ho?

Toh issbaar kalu ne badi hi gambhir awaj me kaha.

Kalu- Kuch nahi bhabhi jee. Mai bass ek baar kal ki tarah waha chuna chahata hu. Aur kuch nahi..

Bhabhi- What? No..no way...nahi..nahi..bilkul nahi..

Kalu ne awaj chadhakar bola 

Kalu- Mai koi jabardasti nahi karunga. Ye aapka faisla hai. Akhir aap hi qween ho. Par meri kaho toh mai aage badhunga, aur bass ek baar kal ki tarah chu lunga. Fir chahe aap chillado. Par ek baar waha jakar rahunga.  Bass ek baar.

Ye sunkar bhabhi ko kuch samajh hi nahi aa raha tha. Wo badi duwidha me pad gayi.

Issbaar bhabhi ka har baar ki tarah hi "Naa" me jawab tha. Par uske virodh karne ka tareeka lekin badal gaya tha. Uska virodh virodh naa rehkar binati ban gayi thi. Bahot hi bebasi bhara.

Kalu ekdum shatir tha. Wo bhabhi ke iss "Naa" ko ache se jaan gaya.

Wo turant bol pada.
Kalu- Are kuch nahi hota hai. Waise bhi thodi der pahale adha ghante ke liye ye mere hath me hi the. 

Bhabhi- Haa...par tab Mai bhians thi. Ab bhabhi hu...
Badi hi asahajta se bhabhi ye bol padi.

Kalu- Aapne hi sabit kiya tha. Ki dono me jyada fark nahi hai..toh ye bahana nahi chalega...Mai bass chu kar nikal jaunga...
Aisa bolkar kalu ne apna hath fir se badhaya aur issbaar bhabhi ka pallu hi hata diya. 

Bhabhi ne Naa toh ki, par bahot hi dheema.
Iss se kalu ko aur confidence mil gaya.

Usne ab seedha bhabhi ke blouse ki upar wali button pakad li.
Aur 1hi zhatke me wo button khol di.

Bhabhi ki toh jaise sanse jam gayi.
Ab fir se bhabhi ne virodh dikhaayi. Par binanti ki Swaroop me.

Bhabhi- Ufff...ye kya kar rahe ho? mat naa...

Par Kalu ne kuch naa suna.
Usne turant dusari wali bhi khol di..

Issbaar toh bhabhi kisi mareej ki tarah lambi sans lekar aahe bharne lagi.
Bhabhi- Please...mere pati hai...nahi...

Kalu- Wo toh kal bhi the..
Aisa bolkar usne ab 3rd button bhi nikal diya...

Issbaar wo harami itna kareeb huaa ki dono ki garm sanse ek dusare se takra gayi.. bhabhi uske badan ki garmi bhi mehsoos kar sakti thi.

Tabhi usne 4th button chu li. Ki tabhi bhabhi ne uska hath pakad liya.

Kalu- Chod hath ko...Maine kaha chodo hath ko...

Kalu ne thode unche awaj me keh di.
Issbaar lekin bhabhi ne khaudko surrender kar diya.
Usne apna hath dheela choda.

Kalu- Ab ache se sun lijiye. Ab aap apna ek hath upar karogi aur ek hath piche le jaaogi. Koi bich me nahi aayega. 

Bhabhi- Jee? NAHI????
Kalu- Are kar dijiye....
Aisa bolkar kalu ne bhabhi ka ek hath pakad liya aur uske sar ke upar utha diya.

Kalu- Haa..aise hi uthakar rakhe upar..wo dusara wala apne piche le jaaye jaldi..muzhe koi distrumbanc nahi chahiye.

Ufff...
Pata nahi usko aisa kya chahiye tha. Par uski iss baat ne bhabhi ke andar ki submissive aurat ko jaga diya tha.
Bhabhi naa chahate hue bhi ye baat kar baithi.
Usne apna dusara hath apne piche kara ke lajja se ankhe band kar li. 
Uff..
kisi randi ki tarah apni dukaan kholkar bhabhi kalu ko pesh karte khadi thi.

Ye najara dekhne layak tha.
Uff..
Bhabhi ko toh khudke kiye par khaudpar hi yakin nahi ho raha tha.

Tabhi kalu ne jor se bola.

Kalu- "Are ankhe kaahe band kar rahi ho? Muzhe kal ki tarah hi chahiye. Toh apni ankhe kholke muzhe hi dekhti rehegi aap."

Ek baar hath hatana itna mushkil nahi tha. Par aisa karte wakt usko dekhte rehna bhabhi ko bada mushkil tha.

Kalu- Chale..khole...

Bhabhi- Nahi...bilkul nahi..

Kalu- Are ye meri Punisment hai..meri bakri ka nuksaan bharpaayi ke waste. jaise aapke pati ki punishment thi..
Chale ab khole...

Kalu ke iss chillane se bhabhi ne ab ankhe khol di. Fir palke chupaate chupaate usko upar dekhne lagi.

Kalu- Bilkul palke nahi zhukayega...samjhi??? Seedha meri ankho me hi dekhte rehna..samjhi kaa?

Ab kya karti....ab bhabhi ko uski ankho me hi dekhna pad gaya. Wo bhooka shikari toh kab se use hi taad raha tha. Wo lajja se itna naha gayi ki, lag raha tha koi itna saa gulabi phool bheegkar khada hai.

Ab kya..Kalu ne bhabhi ki ankho me dekhte hue hi akhari button khol diya..
Bhabhi ke mothe mumme fir se ek baar nange ho chuke the. Bhabhi abhi bhi uski ankho me hi dekh rahi thi.

Kalu ne turant bhabhi ki ek chuchi pakad li.
Bhabhi ko aanhhh nikal gayi..
Bhabhi- Aunchhh...aaahhhhhhh...

Ab wo harami bhabhi ko dekhte hue hi uss chuchi ko masalne lga.
Aur ye sab chalte hue bhabhi ko lajja ki antim seema tak jakar uske hi ankho me dekhna tha.
Matlab apne hi chuchi ke maje leta huaa insaan ko use dekhe jaane ki saja. Aur wo dekhti hi reh gayi. 
Wo bhabhi ke ek nipple ko aise ched raha tha ki bhabhi ke andar gudgudi ka samundar foot gaya tha. Wo chalbichal hokar reh gayi. 
Par uske aise chedne se bhabhi ab serious ummm karne lagi thi.
Bhabhi- Ummmmhhh..ohhhh...

Bhabhi abhi bhi hath upar aur piche kar ke thi. 
Bhabhi andar se ab itna garam ho chuki thi ki, wo samajh gayi ki abhi agar usne control nahi kiya, toh wo khud uske bahome jakar use chodne ke liye gidgidaane lagegi.

Bhabhi ne apni mutthi fiss di aur khudpar control paya.
Agale hi pal bhabhi ne hath niche kar ke doodhwale Kalu ko door dhakel diya..
Fir khudko samhalte hue boli

Bhabhi- Bass..itna hi tha..ab bass kare...
Issbaar bhabhi jara ghusse me hi thi.

Kalu- Haaayeeee.....kya bhabhi..abhi toh shuru kiya tha..aapka toh itne me hi ho gaya...

Bhabhi ne kuch jawab nahi diya..bass ghusse se dekh liya..

Kalu- Thik.hai...thik hai..jaisa aap kahe...pata hai muzhe...bass ghussa naa ho jaana.

Bhabhi- Chale....ab nikle aap yaha se...


Kalu- Haa..haa...nikal rahe hai..bass itna hi tha. Waise uske baad hum aapko bolne wale the ki...
Chale rahne dijiye..aap ghussa ho jayenge..

Bhabhi- Kya?

Kalu- "Wo...Matlab hum aisa chaah rahe the ki, matbal... Jaise humra ungali pakad kar  pappi karke dikhayi thi, waise hi hume laga pati par kudne wali baat ko bhi yaha kar ke dikhaya jaayega...ha..ha..ha... Haaa..ha..ha..ha..ha..

Bhabhi ka badalta chehar dekh wo phat se bola.

Kalu- Jee..majak kiya..majak...
 ..aa..aaa.. aisa chehara mat banaayiye. .muzhe pata hai ki aapko ghussa hi aayega. Isliye apni maryada janata hu mai..toh..rahane dijiye..hum nikal jaa raha hu ab..."

Kalu naraj nahi tha. Waise bhi aaj usko uski aukaat se kuch jyada hi mila tha. Upar se 5min hi sahi lekin usne bhabhi ko control bhi kiya..wo bada khush tha. Abhi toh aage bahot din aur mouke pade the uske liye. Ab toh uski bhains ne doodh dena shuru hi kiya tha.

Jaate jaate Kalu bola.

Kalu- Thik hai bhabhi...ab hum chalte hai..khayal rakhiyega apni bhains kaa..Kal subah tak...ha..ha..ha..

Usne apna saman ikatha kiya. Aur wo uthane ke liye zhukne laga. 

Tabhi,
Use kisi baat ka ehsas huaa..agale hi pal kisine uspar piche se hamla kiya tha.
Wo itna chounk gaya ki uske mooh se aah nikal gayi. Par agale hi pal use pata chal gaya tha ki wo hamla nahi balki kisi haseena ki baahe thi.

Ufff...
Bhabhi ne kalu ko piche se aakar alingan de diya tha.

Kalu bhouchakka reh gaya aur khushi se phat se bhabhi ko pakadne ke liye gaya. Par ye machali issbaar uske hath naa aayi. Bhabhi turant use dhakka dekar waha se haste huee bhaag khadi hui...

Ha..ha..ha...ha..
Kalu kuch der bass dekhta reh gaya.
Use abhi tak bhabhi ke jism ki mehek aur uski hasi sunaai de rahi thi.






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Part - 1


Doodhwala kalu iss wakt iss duniya ka sabse khushnaseeb insaan tha.
Ek toh itni jawani se bhari bhabhi mili thi. Uski khubsoorati ka koi jawab nahi tha. Aur sath me ab toh wo doodh bhi deti hai. Matlab double fayda.

Bhabhi shayad aisi iklouti gym thi jo niche mehanat kar ke paseena baha lo, aur upar doodh pikar energy paa lo."
"Wo aisa Tel thi, jo Chahe toh laga lo, chahe toh khaa lo.

'Sach me bhabhi toh doodh deti hai.'
Haa..haa..
Asali wala doodh, wo bhi bharpoor. aur toh aur bemisal! Swad bhi kya malaidaar tha. Ek alag hi texture.
Kalu ke mooh me ab tak uske doodh ka taste lahara raha tha.



Kalu dusari subah bhagte bhagte hi pauncha.
Apni nayi bhains ka doodh jo nikalna tha use?

Wo poori raat bhar iske liye tadapta raha.
Har taraf use bhabhi, bhabhi ka nanga badan, bhabhi ke mumme aur ab bhabhi ka doodh hi dikhai de rha tha use.
Uske liye ye sab kisi kalpana se pare tha.

Abhi bhi use khud ke nasib par yakin nahi ho rha tha. Uske man me hajaar laddu foot rahe the.  Ek jawani se bhari bhabhi ko usne bhains banaya tha, aur ab roj usko doodh nikalane ko milne wala tha. Wo bhi pahale itminan se inn shandaar boobs ko masalne ka mouka, aur baad me doodh nikalna. Iska ek alag hi maja tha.


Pahunchte hi usne bhabhi ko awaj di.
Kalu- Bhabhi????? Bhabhi....


Thodi der me bhabhi aa gyi.
Kalu khush hokar niche baith gaya.

Kalu- Gudu marning.
Bhabhi- Jee.  Good morning..

Kalu- " Akadi makadi doodhmadhar, najar utar gayi palle par" Haa..ha..ha..
Kalu itna bol hasne laga.

Bhabhi- Shuuuu....shut up....

Bhabhi ke jyada kuch palle nahi pada. Bass itna samajh gayi ki usme doodh ki baat thi.
Piche idhar udhar dekhkar usne kalu ko chup karaya.

Kalu bol pada...
Kalu- Wo thodi nazar utaari.
Fir thoda zhukte hue dheeme se bola.

Kalu- Wo kaa hai naa ki doodharu bhains ko jaldi nazar lag jaave!
Ha..ha..ha..

Bhabhi- Shuuuuu....

Usko chup karate hue bhabhi ne fir se idhar udhar dekh liya.
Aaj thoda aitbaar baratne me chukanna lag rahi thi bhabhi.

Kalu- Thik hai..thik hai..koi nahi hai ass pass. Dhime hi bol raha hu.
Waise bhabhi kuch poochna tha. Kuch kya?Hamre man me toh hajaro sawal hai bhabhi ji..Mai abhi tak sadme me hi hu..

"Kya aap Sach me roj itna doodh deti hai?
Bina bachhe ke doodh kaise koi de sakta hai?
Bhala kaise?
Kya aapka Pati roj apka meri tarah hi doodh nikalta hai?
Toh fir Kal khali mumme dekh usko shak nahi huaa?
Aur wo kal gale me dali hui ghanti? Aapke ghar me toh koi kutta bhi nahi hai..Toh fir wo gale ka patta?"

Bhabhi- Jyada sochne ki jaroorat nahi hai aapko. Apne kaam se kaam rakhiye..Maine pahle hi sab bataya hai aapko. Bhool gaye?


Kalu- Thik hai. Samajh gaya jee. Pata hai muzhe, Mai toh aam khaunga...gutliyonko ka kya? Yahi Naa bhabhi jee.

Bhabhi- Haa. Chahe toh yahi samajh lo. Idhar udhar naak ghusane ki jaroorat nahi.  Chalo ab doodh daaliye...

Ohhh...ye lilly bhabhi!!! Fir se shuru ho gaye iske nakhare.

Uska mood dekhkar kalu thoda satark huaa. Use pata tha ki, abhi toh doodh nikalna hai. Toh bina ungali kiye chup chaap hath bator liya jaaye.

Aaj Kalu ne jald se doodh naap ke de diya..
Uske andar kisi aur baat ki hi aas lagi hui thi.

Usi khayalo me gaalo par lali lekar usne bhabhi ki taraf dekha. Ab usne ankho se hi ishare me poocha.
Uska ishara piche ki room ki taraf jaa raha tha.

Bhabhi uska ishara samajh gayi thi. Par usne koi reply nahi diya. Usne thodi der ke liye nazarandaaj kiya. Par akhir jate wakt usne ishare ka jawab "Haa" me de hi dala.


Ye dekhate hi kalu khushi se zoom utha. Usne jaldi se apna saman bandh liya, aur apni doodh ke cans bahar ek kone me chupakar rakh diye. Fir chor ki tarah piche ki raste se kabaadkhane pahunch gaya.

Wo ab kabaad room me pahunch gaya tha.
Bhabhi ke aane tk aaj khud usne wo goni uthakar samne rakh di. Aur ab intzaar karne laga.

Bhabhi kal ki tarah uska doodh rakhkar thodi der me kabaad room me pahunch gyi.

Uske hath me ek bartan tha. Kalu ko wo bartan dekhkar andar se ek gugudi ho uthi.

Apni khushi chupaate hue kau ne ab wo Barta lene ke liye hath badhaya.

Bhabhi ne uske hath me bartan thma diya, aur 2 kadam piche jaa khdi hui.

Magar,
Kalu ke hath me bartan aate hi use kuch ajeeb mehsoos huaa.
Wo thoda bhari tha.

Toh Kalu ne bartan me dekha.
Kalu- "Are ye kya? Isme toh doodh hai."
Kalu ke mooh se ekdum se nikal gaya.

Wo Doodh dekh kar kalu ki toh gudgudi ekdum se khatam hi ho gyi.

Kalu- Ye kya hai bhabhi?

Bhabhi- Doodh , aur kya?
Bhabhi ne naak chadhakar bol diya.

Kalu- kiska?
Bhabhi- kiska matlab? yaha kon aur deta hai? Mera hi hoga naa? Ab aap toh nahi doge? Hunnn???
Aisa bolkar bhabhi ne apna mooh marod liya.

Kalu- Aap ka doodh?

Issbaar bhabhi ne ekdum se beraham chehara banaate hue bolne lagi.

Bhabhi- Ek minute, kahi aapne ye toh nahi socha ki, Roj aake aap muzhe bhains banakar mera doodh nikaloge?
Hunn...Naa... Naa...ji...naaa.....Aap itne bhi nasibwale nahi ho. Samjhe?

Ye sunte hi kalu ka dil baith gaya. Uska chamakta chehara ekdum se mayoos pad gaya.

Hajaro sawalon ki nazaron se wo bhabhi ko dekhne laga.
Kalu- Matbal?

Bhabhi- Matlab... Doodh toh milega aapko, lekin doodh nikalne ka mouka nahi. Samjhe.....????? Mere pass doodh nikalne ka pump hai.

Ye sunkar uski bachi - kuchi ummide bhi paani pii gayi. Bichara Khila hua chehara lekar aya tha. Ek hi second me rost kiya huaa kala tawa layak ban gya tha.
Bhabhi ne bhi uske sath kya khilwad kiya tha?  Ek hi pal me sapne dikha kar, agale hi pal, din me tare dikha diye the.


Wo kuch bol hi nahi paa raha tha.

Bhabhi ne ab sab clear kar diya tha.

Bhabhi- " Dekhe. Mai kuch baate clear karna chahati hu. Bahot hi important baate. Toh jara dhyaan se sune.
Abtak jo huaa..so huaa.
Aaj sab clear kar deti hu.
Khass kar ke aapke aur mere beech ke rishte ke baare me."

Kalu rotalu saa mooh banakar sunane laga.

Bhabhi-
"Ise aap yu samajh lo - "hai bhi aur naa bhi". Samjhe?

Kalu sunane laga tha. Usne 'Haa' me gardan hilaayi. Par aisa laga kisine uski mundi pakadkar jabardasti 'Haa' milaayi thi.

Bhabhi- "Isse jara ache se samajh lijiye...Mera iss baat se matlab hai ki, Kahe toh hai bahot sara, Aur nahi toh kuch bhi nahi..
Samjhe???
Aur iss rishte ko mai aise hi barkarar rakhna chahti hu.
Pahale 8 din me maine aapke saare rang parakh liye the. Muzhe laga ki aap ye baat samajhne laayak samazdaar ho. Isilye shayad aapko doodh nikalne ko mila."
"Khair...,
Toh, Jo bhi hamare beech huaa....ya fir, jo bhi hamne baate ki thi, unki apni ek alag duniya thi.
Yaha dekha hai maine bahot risk hai. Mai apne sasural me hu. Toh uss duniya ko iss duniya me mix naa kare toh hi acha hai aapke liye. Warna poora khela hi band karwa dungi.
Fir naa rahegi baaz, naa rahegi basari...

Kalu ne Haa me jawab diya.

Bhabhi-
" Kab, kaha, kaise? muzhe lagata hai aapme wo samajh hai.
sahi - galat, majakiya, aur serious baat ka fark samjh me ana chahiye.

Kalu ke chehare par umte bade bade sawal dekh kar bhabhi boli.

Bhabhi- "Hame pata hai aapko confuse ho.
Par mai bass itna batana chahati hu ki Jabtak Hum koi pahal nahi karenge, tabtak aap uss duniya se door hi rahoge. Agar aap ne koi gadbadi yaa fir koi manmaani ki, toh samajh lena ki ussi din aapka akhari doodh tha. Mai wahi ke wahi sab khatm kar dungi..bataaye deti hu...Aayi baat samajhme? Ki sab upar se chala gya?

Kalu- Haa..bhabhi jee.. samajh gya..Mera matlab hai samajhne ki koshish kar raha hu.

Bhabhi- Muzhe pata hai aapko thoda time lagega samajhne ko, par abhi ke liye bass itna samajh lo ki Meri "Naa" toh fir sab "Naa"...
Samjhe?

Kalu- Haaa...hanji bhabhi ji...

Bhabhi- Yaha jara samahal kar. Yaad rahe kisi bhi samay tak aukat naa bhoole.
Ye mera sasuraal hai. Yaha mere rishtedaar hai. pati, dewar, saas- sasur, nanad sab hai. Aur ye ek izzatdaar pariwar hai. Yaha unki ek alag zhanki hai. Toh unki izzat mere liye sabse important hai.
Kisiko jara saa bhi koi shak mai hone nahi de sakti. Aur hona bhi nahi chahiye. Mai iske baare me koi risk nahi lena chahati... ..samjhe?

Kalu- Jee..haa..

Bhabhi- Kya samjhe aap jara bata do?

Kalu- Jee..wo..sasura...Mai bass itna samajh gya ki aap uth kahe toh mai uth jaaunga..baithne bole toh baith jaaunga..

Bhabhi- Ufff....bass itna hi nahi balki jimmedaar bhi banane ke liye bol rahi hu mai. Uff..aap nahi samjhoge....Khair chodo..abhi ke liye itna samajh gye toh bhi thik hai..dheere dheere samajh jaaoge..

Kalu- Jee..haa...

Bhabhi- Aur haa..muzhe ye bhi pata hai, ki aapke man me kya baat chal rahi hai?
Toh Rahi baat soude ki..toh ye bata du ki aap ye samajh jaaye.
Mana ki bik chuki hu 1500 me. Toh mai tayaar bhi hu...chahe toh muzhe sath le jaa sakte ho. Par uske liye aapko pahale mere puraane malik se ijajat leni padegi. Aur iss property ka puraana malik kon hai aapko pata hai. Toh mere pati ki agar Haa milti hai, toh hame koi aitraaz nahi!
Ab baat itni si hai ki, Fir Chaahe aap leke jaave, ya fir mera pati, akhir kisi ke bhi tabele me doodh hi toh dena hai muzhe.
Toh akela hakk jataao, yaa fir tum dono milkar baat kar lo. Ye aap dono decide kar lena. Muzhe kuch nahi..Mai kisi bhi halat me wada nibhaungi bass...

Kalu- Kaa? Aapke pati se?
Bhabhi- Yes...

Kalu dard se bol pada.

Kalu- Seedha seedha mera katal hi kar dijiye naa bhabhi jee..aapke pati se baat karne se toh behtar hai..

Bhabhi- Toh kya laga aapko..isko pana itna asan hai?

Bhabhi thodi der ke liye apni kathor bhoomika bhool gayi thi, par turant apne character me aa gayi.

Bhabhi- " Khair, Wo mai kuch nahi janati..wo aap ka masla hai..aap dekh lo. Unke ek ishaare pe mai aapke sath chalne ke liye tayaar hu. Bass itna hi....Tabtak mai sirf itna kar sakti hu ki, bhains nahi, par doodh milta rahe aapko.

Kalu ki halki ummid dilhaai di.

Bhabhi- Haa....Roj doodh nikal ke rakh dungi. Chup chaap le sakte ho.

Kalu- Par bhabhi, mai yahi sochu ki nikaalne wala hai toh fir aapko pareshani kyu uthani?

Bhabhi- Jee..koi jaroorat nahi. Meri pareshaani muzhe hi uthane dijiye..aapko isme zhankane ki jaroorat nahi..

Kalu- Par bhabhi jee..harj hi kya hai?
Bhabhi- Aree. Muzhe apni baat khatam toh karne dijie!!!...Aur agar jyada bahas ho rahi hai toh kal se aapka doodh nahi chahiye.

Ufff. 
Bhabhi aisi tevari dikha rahi thi ki kalu kaa jee kamp gaya.

Kalu- Naa..jee..naa..doodh naa band karwa do....Hum samajh rahe hai sab...

Kalu bahot naraj tha. Roj khud doodh nikalnne ka mouka wo abhi abhi hath se gawa baitha tha. Jiske liye usne kya kya sapne sajaye hue the?

Wo naraj toh tha, par bhabhi ke samjhane pe  samajhdaar bhi ban chuka tha.

Usne socha -
Kalu khud se - " Kaluwa...abhi ke liye jara samajh lo. Wo bichaari thoda bach ke rahna chahati hai. Aur isme koi harj bhi toh nahi? Toh doodharu bhens ki lath chupchaap khaa le issbaar. Aise hi nakhare karegi kuch din."
"Aur waise bhi tum budbak ko jo mil rha hai, wo kuch kum hai kya? Ye toh itna kimati hai ki jiski koi kimat nahi.  Abhi ke liye thoda samjdaar bano. Suna nahi bhabhi ne kya kaha? Jab wo pahal karegi, tab bharpur milega. Toh sahi wakat kaa intzaar karte hai. 

Wo bhabhi ki baat sun rha tha..

Kalu- Jee..Thik hai...Ache se samajh gya bhabhi.

Bhabhi- Good.



Itni baat samjhakar ab bhabhi kisi badi baat ki tayaari me bol padi.

Bhabhi- Aur haa, Aur ek baat hai..
Kalu- Jee.

Bhahhi-  Aaj se sabkuch change hoga. Kal toh free me mil gya, par roj nahi. Ab roj ka paisa dena padega.

Bhabhi ne kuch alag saa andaaj banaate hue ye baat boli thi.

Kalu- Kaa ?

Bhabhi- Haa..sahi sune..

Kalu- Doodh ka paisa?
Bhabhi- Aur nahi toh kya? Aap free me dete ho kya?
Ab koi choot nahi, koi paropkaar nahi..
Aaj se sirf business. Asali dhanda. Hamara ye rishta bass ek business deal hi toh hai?
Pure business!!!!
Toh doodh ke paise lagenge. Aapko jamta hai toh, warna rahane dijiye...Hum koi dusara supplier dhoond lete hai.

Kalu pareshaan mudra banaye sunta raha.

Bhabhi-
Aur waise bhi dhanda apani jagah..Par mera personal ego apani jagah. Aap toh mere ego ke baare me janate hi hai...

Baat ye hai ki,
Itni nayaab chiz aise hi free me kaise bik sakti hai? Ye muzhe bilkul bardasht nahi. Mai chahati hu ki mere doodh ki kadr rahe. free ki cheezon ka koi arth nahi reh jata.
Wo kahavat suni hogi naa? "Ghar ki murgi daal barabar".
"Waise bhi bhains agar asali hai toh khel bhi asaliwala hi hona chahiye.."

Bhabhi ne akhir wali baat aise d
hime kahi thi jaise usme kuch raaz chupa liya ho.

Ye sab baate sunkar Kalu romanchit toh huaa tha, par paise ki baat sunkar naraz bhi ho utha.

Kalu- Toh kaa rahegi iss doodh ki kimat?
Bhabhi- Ye toh aap ache se janate hai. Par haa..issbaar soude wali chalakhi yaha nahi chalegi. Ab ye bhabhi bhi bazaar mandi hokar aayi hai. Samjhe???
Toh ab aap hi batao kitna lena chahiye?

Kalu- Jee. Ab bazar maloom hi hai toh hum hi kaise bole?  Aap hi bata dijiye..

Wo murzhaye hue swar se bol pada.

Bhabhi- Haa ye bhi toh hai...Chaliye mai hi aapki madad kar deti hu..Muzhe lagta hai koi bhi aram se iss doodh ke 500 de dega. kyu? Sahi kaha naa maine?
Kalu- Kaa?  500?
Bhabhi- Kyu? Aapko nahi lagata?

Kalu- Humka? Hamka...toh..haa.ha..thik hai......lagat hai....

Kalu ne naraji me raazi jatayi.

Bhabhi- Kyu? Kya huaa aapko?
"Thok baja le maal, aur thok baja de daam"..aur maal ki quality toh aapne kal chakhi hui h hai. Toh aapko toh pata hi hai...kyu? Sahi kaha naa maine?
Ha....ha..ha..ha...

Wo halka sa hi tha, par subah se pahali baar aaj bhahi hasi thi.

Kalu ne bhi haa me haa toh mila di thi,  par jakhade hue Nason ke sath...

Bhabhi- Are kya huaa?  itna chehara kyu utar gaya aapka? Aapne hi toh kaha tha naa? Ye lajawab hai, isski kitni bhi kimat mil sakti hai.

Kalu- Haa..haa...wo toh hai..aisa maal kaha milega aur? Bazaar me kitni bhi kimat mil sakti hai. Ekdum mooh mangi....Magar.....Khariddaar toh sasura hum hai idhr. Hamre liye........

Bhabhi- Haa..ha...Aji..haa..ha..ha..  samajh gayi....aapki shakal hi bata rhi hai!
Ha..ha..ha....
Bhabhi hass di.

Bhabhi- Lagata hai aapke liye kuch jyada hi ho gaya ye. Yaha poore bhains ka abhi tak advance nahi choot raha tha aapse, aur ab toh roj roj 500 kaha ka do sakoge?

Baat sahi bhi thi. Kalu ke aage bass 500 dikh rhe the. Uski din ki kamai 500 nahi thi toh adha litter ke liye wo 500 kaha se lata?

Bhabhi- Hummm..lagata hai Lilly, tumhe koi naya supplier dhoondana padega...ha..ha..ha..ha..
Itna bolkar bhabhi fir hasne lagi...

Ye sunte hi kalu andar se sach me dar saa gaya. Usko apni aukaat par bada ghussa aa raha tha.  Wo mooh latkakar naraj khada raha.

Ye dekhte hue bhabhi aur hasne lagi thi..wo Kalu ka pura maja le rahi thi..

Bhabhi- Koi nahi. Itna udas mat hoyiye. Aapke liye kuch alag plan hai mera.

Ye sunte hi Kalu ki ankhe chamak uthi. Uske andar ek choti si ummdi fadfadakar jaag uthi thi.

Aaj Subah se bass yahi ek baat use raas aayi thi.


Bhabhi-
Pahali baat toh doodhwale aap hi rahoge..kisi aur ke pass nahi jaungi..so befikr rahe...
Akhir souda toh aap se hi kar baithi hu?

Ye sunte hi kalu zhoom utha.

Bhabhi- Rahi baat kimat ki..
Toh,
Hum bataaye dete hai ki, hum sabkuch ek asali ki tarah chahate hai..koi dikhawa yaa banawati nahi. Kyunki bhains banaakar bik chuki hu. Aur waise bhi mai khud bhi khudko ek bhains hi manati hu.
Itna kehkar bhabhi soude wale din ki tarah sharma gayi.
Kalu ka romanch fir se jaag uth gaya.

Bhabhi- Toh mere doodh ki kimat bhi ek asali bhains ke doodh itni hi hogi...Asaliyat jaisa banane ke liye...

Ye sunkar Kalu romanchit ho utha.

Bhabhi- Waise agar aap bhi kehate, ki mooh mangi kimat de dunga bhabhi....Tab bhi mai aapko mana karti. Kyunki Mai aisa nahi chahati..sabkuch asali ki tarah hi hone dijiye.

Kalu- Jee...bilkul..
Bhabhi- Toh ab batayiye...bhains ke doodh ka kya rate chal raha hai market me?

Kalu- Wo bhabhi jee..abhi ke bhaav ke hisaab se..60rs se lekar 76rs tak chal raha hai 1litter kaa..

Bhabhi- Toh adha litter kaa lagbagh 30rs se 33rs. Correct?
Kalu- Jee bhabhi jee..par kabhi kabhi 95rs tak bhi jata hai. Wo kaa hai ki doodh kaa bhaav FAT se bhi tay hota hai.
Jaise jyada FAT wala jyada kimat me bik jata hai. Wahi Gaay ka isase kum daam me milta hai..

Bhabhi- Achaa, Toh aapko kya lagata hai?

Kalu- Jee??? Apka doodh kya parakhna? Ye toh pahale se hi amrut hai. Isko toh sabse upar kaa daam hi milna chahiye.

Bhabhi- Nahi. Nahi..abhi abhi kaha naa maine? Sab asali jaisa hi hoga! Toh koi sankoch naa rakhe.

Kalu- Ab auraton kaa hamka kaa pata?

Bhabhi- Lekin hume pata hai ki Aurat ke doodh ki FAT matra lower side me hi hoti hai.

Kalu- Achaa? Toh kaa Gaay jitna 3 yaa fir 4 hota hoga?

Bhabhi- Haa...wahi kuch...toh shayad hame Gaay ke doodh ki kimat hi lagaani chahiye...
Uffff..
Meri bhi ajib majboori hai. Khudko bhains bolti hu aur doodh gaay jaisa deti hu! aur khudko gaay nahi keh sakti, kyunki unke jitna doodh nahi de paungi!! roj 10ltr.
Haayeee...

Kalu- Are sausra..sahi pakada hai.

Bhabhi- Khair chode..
No problem. Muzhe koi dikkat nahi. Mera doodh patala hai toh gaay ke doodh itna hi bhaav me bikega.

Kalu- Wahhh...

Bhabhi - Toh bataaye? gaay ka kya bhaav bikta hai?
Kalu- Gaay kaa bhabhi jee 40 se lekar 50rs / adha.

Bhabhi- Toh thik hai..Mere doodh ki kimat bhi 50 rs/ adha litter hogi.

Kalu- 50 rs....
Bhabhi- Haa. Haa. Bas 50 rs..ab khush? 50 dedo aur lekar jaao mera doodh. Bolo manjoor hai?

Kalu sochne me lag gya..
Bhabhi- Kya huaa?..soch kya rhe hai?

Kalu- Wo thikai hai..

Bhabhi- Kya huaa? Jyda hai? Chale 40rs lagaati hu. Bass aap ke liye special rate.
Soch lo..
Aap ki taraf milawat wala nahi, balki
shuddha, healthy aur tasty. Aur Bilkul taaza aur kudarati. Aap toh ache se janate ho.


Kalu- Jee bhabhi jee.. special toh hai..

Bhabhi-  Special toh hai? Ye 'toh' kyu laga rahe hai?

Kalu bol pada.
Kalu- Jee kuch nahi bhabhi. Mai wo bass ganit jod raha tha.

Bhabhi- Itna bhi bada akada nahi bataya, jo sochte reh jaaoge? Kya baat hai bataaye?

Kalu- Kono baat nahi bhabhi. Aapki rate manjoor hai hame. Bass paisa jodkar dekh rahe the. Wu mahine ka budget pakadkar chalna padta hai naa?

Bhabhi- Waise 25rs kaisa rahega?

Kalu shock reh gaya.
Kalu- Kya? 25rs....

Bhabhi- Haa..25rs. Wo packate wala isi range me milta hai naa?

Kalu- Are wo packet wala? Wo bhi kya doodh hota hai? Bass powder mila kar ghulaayi do?

Bhabhi- Haa..pata hai.. wo pacturised hota hai.
Par sabse popular wahi hai.

Kalu- Wah toh 30 tak lag jata hai, bhabhi...

Bhabhi- Chale, aapki iss imandaari par kuch toh Banta Hai. Toh mera doodh 30rs me nahi balki market ke sabse sasti range kaa hi hoga. Matlab 25rs / adha.
"Aam ke aam gutliyon ke daam" kyu sahi kaha naa?

Kalu- Kasam se ye badhiya hai. Ye manjoor hai hame...par bhabhi kaa adha litter mil jayega muzhe? Aapka toh 350ml nikla tha..

Bhabhi- Are bhool gaye kya? Jo bataya tha naa ki wo bass 1 wakt hai..

Kalu- Lekin baaki kaa toh aapka pati pee jata hoga? Fir?

Bhabhi- Wo aap kyu tension le rahe ho? Aapko toj adha ltr mil jaayega..bass naa???

Kalu- Wahhh...kaa baat hai aapki..kamal ki ho aap....





Bhabhi- Ab kharid daari toh ho gayi..Ab bikri ki baat tay karte hai!

Ye sunte hi Kalu ka shock me reh gaya.
Kalu- Bhabhi..kaa kaha? Bikri?
Bhabhi- Haa..bikri..

Kalu- Kiss baat ki bikri?

Bhabhi- Aur kiss baat ki..doodh ki hi naa?

Kalu- Kaa? Aap majak kar rahe ho naa?

Bhabhi- Aur nahi toh kya? Mai kabse kya majak kar rahi hu naa?

Kalu- Kaa sach me keh rah hai aap?
Kalu badi ankhe kar ke hakkabakka reh gaya tha.

Bhabhi- Are itna surprise hone ki kya jaroorat hai?
Doodh hi bechne ko bol rahi hu, koi drugs nahi bechne bol rahi mai.

Kalu- Nahi..nahi..aisa nahi ho sakta?

Bhabhi- Kya nahi ho sakta?

Kalu- Ye toh kamal ho jayega. Mera matlab hai...Ek asali bhains ki tarah?

Bhabhi ne ek lambi sans bhar li aur fir uski taraf dekhte hue boli.

Bhabhi- Haa ek asali bhains ki tarah. Chale, aaj hum aapko kuch business ki baat sikhaate hai.

Ek se kharidkar bazaar me bechna, aur bich kaa munafa khana!  Yahi business ka pahala niyam hota hai.
Toh aapko toh kamaai karne ka mouka de rahi hu mai.
Paisa dena padega sunte hi aapka mooh dekhne layak ho gaya tha. Par ulta aapke liye mai kamaai ka awasar de rahi hu.
Tog dhyaan se sune...
Mai chahati hu ki mera doodh aap kharid kar le jaao aur unche daam me bazaar me bech do.
Bich ki kamaai aapki.

Ye sunte hi kalu ko aisa laga, jaise doodhwala honeka poora Jeevan safal ho gaya.
Wo shock bhari najaron se dekhta reh gaya.

Kalu- Kaa sach me?

Bhabhi- are kitni baar poochoge? Mai kya majak kar rahi hu idhar? Lagata hai dusara doodhwala pakadna padega...ha..ha..ha..

Kalu- Nahi nahi nahi..ye itna adbhut hai ki kaa bataaye!!!! Par bhabhi kaise? Kisko?aur kab?



Bhabhi-  Haayeee... Ye lijiye..ye aap hamse kya pooch rahe hai? Doodhwala toh aap ho naa? Toh fir Ye toh aap dekh lo. Hum bass apne malik ko doodh denge.. ha. Ha..ha.

Fir saay lete hue bhabhi fir se bolne lagi.
Bhabhi- Haa..par meri kuch sharte hai...
Kalu- Sharte? Jaisa ki..

Bhabhi- Jaisa ki, 2, 3, baate hai jo honi hi chahiye.
Pahali baat ye hai ki, aap manchaha rate nahi laga sakte. Matlab aap apna profit kama lo, par aisa naa ho ki jo chaahe daam me bech do aur grahak ko loot lo.

Aur dusari baat ye hai ki, mera doodh mere naam se hi bikna chahiye.

Kalu- Kaa? Kaa kaha?
Bhabhi- Haa..haa.. sahi suna aapne. Kisi bhains yaa bakri kaa bolkar naa bechiye..balki mera bolkar hi bechna padega aapko.

Ye sunkar Kalu hairaan pareshaan reh gaya.

Kalu- Par kaahe?

Bhabhi- Kaahe matlab? Mere doodh mere naam se hi bikegaa naa?

Kalu- Waise nahi bhabhi..par isme toh bahot bada risk hai....ek taraf aate hi sasural ka dar bata diya. Aur ab aisi baat kar rahi ho?
Kaise???

Bhabhi- Wo aap dekh lo. Jaise photo kaa dekh rahe ho. Isiiye toh maine samjhaya tha, ki aapko jimmedaar aur samajhdaar banana padega.

Kisiko bhi bechiye, muzhe koi fark nahi padata..bass ghar tak baat nahi aani chahiye. Samjhe?

Kalu shock reh gaya tha.

Kalu- Wahhh..kya bebaak ho aap. Mere toh hosh uda diye aapne.

Bhabhi- Kyu? Kaha tha naa bhabhiyon se panga mat lijiye..ha..ha..ha..

Kalu- Bhabhi aapko koi dar nahi?
Bhabhi- Kiss baat ki?

Kalu- bahar public ho jayegaa toh?

Bhabhi- Ek toh aap par poora bharosa hai. Aur rahi baat pata chalne ki Toh kya? Who am I?
Kalu- Matlab?

Bhabhi- Areee..Mai kon hu? Ek bhains hi toh hu..toh bhains ka kaam hai doodh dena. Ab logonko ye pata chalega toh usme kya?

Itna bolkar bhabhi majakiya andaaz me joro se hasne lagi.

Yaha kalu ke hosh ude hue the. Kalu khudpar boz mehsoos karne laga, par sath me bhabhi ke iss bindhast rawayee se wo rom rom se ulhasit ho utha tha.

Wo bina kuch bole sochta khada tha.

Bhabhi- Are kya huaa?

Kalu- Iski Kalpana se hi mere andar rongate khade ho rahe hai..kuch ajeeb mehsoos ho raha hai...kaha aap? Itni khubsoorat, Iss gharane ki izaatdaar bahu, aur uska doodh bajaar me bik raha hoga..Maa kasam....iske liye toh line lag jaayegi..

Bhabhi- Aaa..haaa.haa...jyada maja lene ki jaroorat nahi...

Bhale hi ek bhabhi kaa doodh bech rahe ho, par jaisa maine kaha hai ki rate sahi hi hona chahiye.
Warna soch loge ki 25 me kharidkar 1000 me bech doge roj..Nahi ye bilkul nahi chalega. Mai bataakr rakhti hu. Haa waise dekha jaaye toh 1000 bhi kum hai aap ye baat janate ho. Aise Kai ashiq taras jayenge isse paane ke liye.
Par,
Mai chahti hu ki, asaliyat barkarar rahani chahiye. Isliye rate ki maryada tay ho. Ye daam ki maryada mere ghamand ko tod dega aur muzhe meri jagah yaad dilata rahega. Waise bhi kharidnewala bhi khush ho, aur iss bhains ke bhi paav jameen par rahe.

Ye bolte wakt iss baar bhabhi ki sharm hayaa charam par thi.

Bhabhi-
Mere pati hamesha kahate hai ki "aurat ko uski khubsoorati ka ghamanad, aur jara si lalach uska mijaj bighaadne ke liye kaafi hoti hai. Fir wahi aurat jyada nakhare dikhaane lagati hai. Isase pati ki seva - lagan se uska man udane lagata hai."
Aur mere pati mere baare me aisa kuch soche ye mai bilkul nahi chahati. Mai apne pati se behad pyaar karti hu.
Kyu..kuch galat kha kya Maine?

Bhabhi itna sab bolte bolte laaj se gulabi ho gayi thi. Wo palke zhuka kar sharma gyi..

Kalu- Nahi..bilkul nahi bhabhi..aapne bilkul sahi bola. Aisi biwi bade naseebwalon ko milti hai.

Bhabhi- uff...shukriya jii !!  

Bhabhi- Par aap bhi befikr rahe..aapke munaafe ka bhi dhyaan rakha jayega..akhir ye koi mamuli doodh thodi hai, toh iski price thodi special hi rahegi market me.
Toh,
Maine socha hai ki, Mere doodh ki kimat 100rs/ adha litter hogi.

Kalu- Wahhh..kaa baat hai..

Bhabhi- Toh samhje? yaha se 25rs me kharid lo, aur market me 100rs me bech do.

Kalu turnt ginta reh gaya.

Bhabhi- Toh kitna munafa raha?
Kalu- 75rs kaa..

Bhabhi- Toh 1 din ka munafa 75rs huaa..iss hisaab se mahine ki kitni kamaai hoti hai? Hun.....

Kalu ne jaldi se mobile me se calculator nikal kar ginati kara li.
Kalu- 75×30= 2250rs. Bhabhi jii...

Bhabhi- Haa..toh ye rahi aapke mahine ki. Aapke nayi bhains se..waise dekhajaaye toh bahot jyada nahi hai, par abhi filhal ke liye toh yahi hai. Aur waise bhi jitney me kharidi hai wo toh pahale mahine me hi chukta ho jayega..fir bass profit hi profit.
Aiaa bolkar bhabhi sharma gayi..

Kalu- Wahhh..bhabhi jee. muzhe toh yakin hi nahi ho raha..aapse bhi ek asali bhains ki taraf kama sakta hu. Kitna romanchkaari hai ye.

Bhabhi- Mana ki ye kamai bahot jyada nahi hai.
Par jitna bhi hai, extra ki hai. Naa aapka chaara, naa tabela..par doodh aapka..wahhh..

Dono hasne lage..

Kalu- Woh toh hai bhabhi ....

Bhabhi- Aap hi bata rahe the naa aapke sawkar se  karje ke baare me? Toh Isase bahot nahi sahi, par thodi si madat. Wahi doobate hue ko tinke ka Sahara.
Samajh lo meri taraf se choti si madat.

Kalu- Are aisan nahi..ye munafa humre liye lakh rupaye se bhi badhkar hai..aap nahi samjhoge ye. Hum kaa kahe ab? hamre pass toh shabd hi nahi hai....Bahot bada Thanku..bhabhi jee..Kya kamal ho aap bhabhi jee? Muzhe toh samajh me hi nahi aa raha ki aapka kaise shukriya karu?

Bhabhi- Are shukriya kiss baat kaa..ye toh mera farj hai..bhool gaye kya? Apni bhains se bhala kon shukriya manata hai? Aur akhir bhains ko palane ke liye nahi munafa kama ne ke liye laate hai....
Ha..ha..ha..ha...

Kalu khushi ke ansuwon ke sath hass pada.

Bhabh-
Toh aaj se mai apna doodh bechane ki permission deti hu. Aapko jise, jaha chahe bech do. Hame koi fark nahi padata. Hame bass hamara paisa milta rahana chahiye.
Aap bhi bech do aur thoda munafa kama lo.

Kalu- wahhh..
Bhabhi- Ab khush? Ab toh cherha banaao..ab toh has diyo jara..

Kalu- Haa..bhabhi ji..bahot khush toh hai par....
Bhabhi- Ab ye par kya?

Kalu- Bhabhi wo....
Bass, ab Lagata hai aapka doodh chakna aaj se naseeb se utar gaya..kabhi kabaar thoda taste toh kar sakte hai naa?

Kalu bahati Ganga me hath dhone ki koshish karne laga..

Bhabhi- Ha..ha.. Tabhi mai sochu. Ki abtak ye baat kaise nahi ki aapne? hame pakka pata tha ki ye baat jaroor poochoge aap.
. itna kuch mila hai aapko, par jaate jaate mooh marna hi hai..Koi mouka nahi chodoge naa?
Haa..haa.. pata hai, ki aap hi ghatakna chahte hai pura,
Par business man business karta hai..bass  bechta hai..
Jaise daaru bechnewala peeta nahi hai..bechta hai.

Kalu- Haaa..wo toh hai..par malik hi bhooka toh fir kaise chalega?

Bhabhi- Jee nahi.. koi chalakhi nahi..dhande me koi samzhota nahi..pura ka pura bikna chahiye.. pura hisaab kitaab hoga. aap bass itna samajh lo jo mil raha hai wo bhi bahot hai. Aur ispar muzhe koi bahas nahi chahiye.

Bhabhi ne haste hue aur krodh karte hue ye baat bol di.

Bichara kalu. Bhains toh uski thi, par nikalne ko bhi nahi milega, aur ab doodh chakhane ko bhi nahi.
Darsal ye bhabhi ka hi khel hai. Bhabhi ne Acha intjaam kiya hai use apne doodh ke liye tadpaane kaa.
Wo boond boond ke liye tadapega ab.

Kalu ne niche mundi kare naraji se haa me haa mila di.

Bhabhi- Haa..waise ab kabhi mere pati ki chutti ho, tab shayad aapko mouka mil sakta hai.

Ye sunte hi kalu ke mooh par paani aya.

Kalu- haaa...ab ye hui naa baat..kabhi kabhi hi sahi, par chakhne ka mouka toh hai matlab.

Bhabhi ne sharma ke Ha me gardan hilaayi.

Bhabhi- Haa..haa...ghatak jaayiyo..
Par uss se pahale aapko muzhe ek pakka dhandewala bankar dikhana padega. Businessman....Har wakt paise ki sochanewala.

Kalu- Pakka samajh gya jee.. bhabhi..ye souda mast hai...
doodh ko paise me bat kar ab muzhe lag rha hai ki maine sach me ek nayi bhanis kharid li hai...

Bhabhi ne sharmakar nazare zhuka li..

Kalu- Par bhabhi jee ye romanch 2 guna ho jata, Agar ye doodhwala apni bhains ka apne haton se doodh nikal ka le jata, aur market me bechta.
muzhe laga roj nikal paunga...
Bhabhi- Aapne fir se wahi baat kar di?

Kalu- Jee wo kya hai naa jee..
"Kheti Khasam Mangati hai"

Bhabhi- Khasam mangati....matlab?

Kalu- Pati, Malik, Kisan..aur iss kheti ka kisaan hum doodhwala hai..ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- Achaa jee?

Kalu-
kahate hai, Apani kheti hamesha hath se ki jaani hai. Warna utpadan ho sakta hai badh jaave...par kisi durse ke hath me dekhbhal nahi hogi. parimaan badh sakta hai machinon se..par gunavatta ghatati jaati hai..
Haton se parwarish rahni chahiye..
Kalu ne poora prayas kiya bhabhi kaa man badalne kaa.

Bhabhi-  baap re.. itni badi philosophy? Hame toh laga tha aap bass betuki baate karte firte ho..par aap toh gyaani nikale..maan gayi..
Par afsos...
iss khet ka malik upar soya hai...bulau kya?

Kalu ne turant Naa me gardan hilaayi..

Bhabhi- kehana padega ki achi nakam koshish thi..ye lilly itni jaldi hath na aane wali...
Ha..ha..ha..
Chaliye ab bahot huaa aapka..nikaliye ab. Aapko customer bhi dhoondana hai..

Kalu- Haa..ab kya hi kar sakte hai?
"Dudharu bhains ki lath sahni padati hai wahi sahi hai".

Issbaar Bhabhi bhi hasne lagi...

Kalu- Uss machine ke tootne ka hi intazaar rahega bhabhi jii...pata nahi log aisa kuch kyu bana rahe hai?

Ye sunkar bhabhi fir se jor se  has padi.
Bhabhi- Haa.ha..ha..ha... uski ummid aur duaa kar sakte ho..
Haa..ha..ha...

Apne doodh ko bechne ki baaton se bhabhi ek alag hi romanch me thi.
Bhabhi- Jaane se pahale fir se yaad dila du ki maine apne daman ki abru aapke hath me de di hai..Toh thoda samhalkar jimmedari ke sath. Samjhe?

Kalu ne haa bolte widaai li.


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Waha jo bhi kuch huaa wo achambit karne wala tha. Kalu ko toh abhi bhi yakin nahi ho raha tha. Use laga ki shayad bhabhi majak kar rahi hai, aur akhir me jaane se pahale rok degi. Par piche se  bhabhi ki koi awaj naa aayi.
Iska matlab?
Kya bhabhi sach me apna doodh bechana chahati hai?
Wo bhi asali bhains ki tarah, bajar me?
Sach me kya bawal bhabhi hai?
Laaj sharam se toh jaise raste par taang di ho. Besharam sanskari kahi ki!

Kalu ek taraf soch soch kar romanchit ho raha tha, toh dusari taraf badi jimmedari ka boz mehsoos kar raha tha.
Kyu naa ho? Tha bhi bada najook kaam. Ab lilly bhabhi ki, aur uske khandan ki abru Kalu ke hath me thi.
Usne lambe der tak kuch socha.
Fir kuch tay karke chal pada.

Nikalne se pahale bartan me rakha bhabhi ka doodh usne uthaya aur use ek plastic ki thaili me bandh diya. Bartan me bachaye rakha huaa ek ghunt hawas ke sath ghatak gaya. Fir ab wo chal pada.

Chalte chalte wo kuch sochne laga.
Kalu waise naraz toh tha, par sath me ab wo ye jaan gaya tha, ki ye koi aisa waisa nahi balki bada khel hai. Bhabhi kaa lagta ha kuch bahot bada plan hai. Kalu ek baat ache se janata tha ki, ab ye khel lamba jaayega toh, Isme age mouke bhi besumaar milte rahnenge, Bass use sabr se kaam lena padega. Usne socha, "Ab ke liye doodh toh doodh hi sahi."


Wo doodh aur ummid lekar waha se nikla tha.
Use pata tha kaha jana hai. shayad usko grahak mil gya hai.
Master ji!!

Haa...haa  wo the Master ji!

Wo ek retired budha master tha. Peshe se college teacher hone ke bawjood bhi mijaj me bada rangeela swabhav ke.

college se retired hone ke baad toh we aur bhi tharaki ban gaye the. Bolne se darte the, par auraton ka deewana the. Iss umar me bhi chamadi chor kahe toh.
Ye buddha Kisi garden me, ya fir Park me jaake auraton aur ladkiyon ko tadta rehta tha. Haa shayad kisi ko chedega nahi, bass ankho se akela maje lete waha ghanto baithe rahega.  Budha hokar abhi bhi sex stories aur blue films dekhta tha.
Wo kalu ka grahak tha. Kalu useke yaha har roj doodh dalta tha. Kalu ko uski tharak pahale se pata thi. Wo dono gande majakiya chutkulon me baate karte rahte the. Double meaning ki baato me hasi majak hota rahta tha unka.
Isiliye toh kalu ke samne sabse pahale Masterji aaye.

Kalu- Master ji, ye ljiye apka doodh.....Aur bataaye... kaisan hai tabiyat?

Master ji- Bass dil abhi bhi jawan hai, par ye sala  sharir thak jata hai. Aahhhh..hummmmm..
Ab yahi dekh lo..Bagiche me fool bahot khile hai aajkal, par awjaar hi kamjor ho chuka hai. Toh fool ka rass kaise chakhe? Dawai chal rhi hai dil ki bimari ki, wo alag. Hammmm...

Kalu- Hota hai iss umr me aisa..jyada tensan nahi lene kaa.. kum se kum aapka dil toh jawan hai..isliye tog aap chal fir sakat hai. Warna itni umar wale kitne bistar pakde hue hai..

Master ji- Haa..ye budhapa. Dard bass iss baat ka hai ki, yaha hum outdated hote jaa rahe hai, aur aajkal ke maal aur jyada fashionable hote jaa rahe hai. Hamre jamane me aisi fashnable pahnawa koi pahan leti toh....ufff...Ab Lagata hai ankhon se hi sekna padega. Kaa re kalu,
Kahi batao koi mehangi jadi buti..Jo takad badha de.

Kalu- Akhri wala shilajeet khatm huaa kya?

Master ji- Jaari hai...khatm huaa toh bata dunga. Issbaar thoda Acha wala shudh dhoond lana.usme kuch dum hi nahi sala.

Kalu- Takad chodiye, agar kuch aisa du, jo sharir ko hi jawan kar de? Toh kaisa rahega?

Master ji- Tohare mooh me shakkar.....Agar aisa kuch hai, toh adhi property tumhare naam kara du..waise bhi ye kaha le jaau upar. Mere jaane ke baad uss budhi ko hi milega sab...
Kalu- Haa..ye bahot badi baat ki aapne. Poori jindagi paisa property ke piche bhaago. Aur umar gujarne ke baad pata chalta hai ki asali khel toh apne hatiyaar ko chalaane me hi tha..ha..ha. ha.

Masterjii - Bole toh ek dum sahi kaha.....ha..ha..ha.. Ok...batao? Kya laaye ho?

Kalu- Hai kuch khaas chiz..

Master ji- Kya hai?

Kalu - Mrutunjay amrut hi samajh lo.

Masterji- Kya keh rah ho? Sach me?

Kalu- bol toh raha hu..

Master ji- Toh fir toh jaldi Batao fir....ab kya gharwali bhi aadhi kar du? Ha..ha..ha..

Kalu- Aapki budhi aapke pass rakhiye aur kisi hasina ki jawani kaa ras chakhiye.
Kahe toh, Jis foolonki baat kar rhe ho, awjaar kamjor huaa hai toh kya huaa? shahed toh chakh sakte ho naa agar koi lakar de to? Shahed hi samajhlo.
Masterji- Matlab? Tum kya bol rahe ho jara saaf saaf bolo.

Kalu- Ek aisa surprise laya hu pagal ho jaaoge Masterji...

Master ji- Are iss umar me baichaini kaahe bdha rahe ho? Bataao jaldi.

Kalu- Batata hu..batata hu...
Issbaar Kalu ne aage piche dekhte hue kaha.

Kalu- Par baat bahot niji hai. Agar itna bharosa de sakte ho toh..warna rahne dijiye.

Master ji- Ab kya property naam kara ke rahoge? Are tum toh muzhe jante hi ho naa? Hum dono ki baat hum dono me hi rahati hai. Warna ek college master aisi waisi baate tumhare sath thodi karta?

Kalu- Hame pata hai..isiliye toh seedha aapke pass chala aya.

Masterji- Wahi toh keh rahe hai..

Kalu- Par baat itni Sangeen hai ki,  iss kaan ki khabar uss kaan ko hone naa paaye.
Ye baat bass aur bass aapke  aur mere bich me hi rahne chahiye.
Samajh lo ek khandan ki izzat ka sawal hai.

Master ji- Tum fikr naa karo. Hum jubaan ke pakke hai. Ulta mere hi kai secreats tumhaare pass hai. Toh mai apne pair pe kulhaadi kyu maar lu? Hunnn?  Ab baatao jaldi..aisa kya hai?

Kalu- Haa..ab thik hai.. toh sune...
Masterji kaan dekar sanse rok kar sunane lage

Kalu- Agar Mai kahu, ki kisi jawani se bhari khubsoorat bhabhi ka doodh laya hu, toh? Baatao loge?

Ye sunte hi masterji ke kaan khade ho gaye aur ankhe badhi ho gayi. Unke poore sharir me romanch ki sansani doud gayi.
Masterji- kya baat kar rhe ho? Sach?

Kalu- Aur nahi toh kya master ji..itna batlakar subah subah majak thodi karenge?

Master ji- Tumhara Matlab ki ek sacchi aurat ka doodh?

Kalu- Haa..haa ek sachi aurat...

Master ji - Kuch bhi? Hame nahi yakin.
Kalu- Are nahi toh nahi..aap bass batao loge yaa nahi?
Master ji- Are ye bhi kya puchne wali baat hai? Agar ye sach hai toh laaoo..dikhaaoo....abhi le khari lu....
Kalu- Jee...badhiya...abhi dikhaate hai....par 100 rs lagega.
Master ji- Are paise ki kya baat? Agar jo keh rahe wo agar sach hai toh chahe jitna paisa dunga.

Kalu khush ho utha.
Toh ab kalu ne apne cane me se ek thaili nikali. Aur Masterji ko dikhaate hue bola.

Kalu- Toh, fir ye lijiye..

Wo thali wala doodh dekhte hi masterji uchal pada.

Use turant Hath me pakadte hue masterji ne pucha..
Masterji- Sasura, pure mohalle ki aurate mil gayi kya tuzhe?Itna Sara? Kya zol hai bata? Kahi kisi gadhi kaa paani dalkar toh nahi bech raha?

Kalu- Mohalla nahi..Bass ek hi hai Masterji...

Masterji- Kya? Naa mumkinn...bass 1? Sasura aurat hai yaa bhains? itna sara?.heck....sawal hi nahi uthata...humko toh kuch zol lage..

Kalu- Toh fir rahane dijiye..
Master ji- Are aise kaise rehne dijiye..ab itna keh rahe ho toh chakh hi lete hai. Mai bass ye puch raha hu ki, Hame kaise pata chalega, ki ye aurat ka hi doodh hai? Yakin karne me thodi dikkat ho rahi hai.

Kalu- Bass kya masterji..Kab se kuch keh raha hu, toh kuch toh baat rahegi naa? Chakh ke dekh lo..khud-b-khud pata chalega.

Kalu ne wo doodh ki thaili kholkar masterji ke hath thama di.

Masterji- Haa..yahi toh...

Masterji ne phat se usko mooh lagaya. Doodh ko chakhate hi masterji ki ankhe badi ho gayi..
Masterji- ummmm...ahhhaa... Kya swad hai iska..
ghutuk.####.ghutakkk#### Aur Kya meetha bhi..ghutuk###...wahhhhaahhh..ahhhhhaa....ummmmm...ahhhh...maja aa gya..Sach me ye taste kuch alag toh hai...

Kalu- Toh kya, yuhi bol rahe the? Kisi amrut se kum nahi hai. Bata raha hu ye maal sirf iss kalu ke pass hai...Aisa kuch kahi nahi milega. Samjhe?

Masterji- Yahi toh hum bhi soch rahe, kaha se mila ye khajana tumhe? Aisi konsi aurat hai jo khudka bech rahi hai? Wo bhi itna sara?
Masterji pura excited huwe the.

Kalu- Wo chodiye naa..
Aap bass ye batado..ki aam chahiye yaa nahi?..gutaliya mat ginte baitho..aap bass doodh ka maja lo..

Kalu ne bhabhi ka dialogue Masterji ko chipka diya.

Kalu- Pite hi poora sharir ulti ginati chalu kar dega. Budhaape se jawani ki masti tak ka safar.
Mahine bhar me hi fark pata chalega..

Masterji- Iska matlab kya roj laaoge ye?

Kalu- Aur nahi toh kya? Ab ek hi din thodi doodh degi wo?

Master ji- Wahhhh..wahhh.....tab toh  chahiye..chahiye..Agar ye wahi hai jo tum bol rahe ho toh fir kya kahne?

Kalu- Roj laa sakta hu.
Masterji- Wahhh..tab toh bada nasibwala kehna padega khudko. Aur mujhse bhi bada nasibwala tu hai..
Sach me asli maja toh tere dhande me hi hai. Warna hum toh nokri karke budhe ho gye. hame toh paani dene wali bhi nasib nahi..doodh denewali toh door ki baat. Lag raha hai agle janam me doodhwala hi banu.

Kalu hasne laga..

Kalu- Haa..haa.. aapko kya pata kitni mehnat Karni pdati hai...aapki tarah nahi deewar ke kuch alshar padha do..bass..

Masterji- Are wo chodo aur batao? Kaha se laya ye?
Masterji dhoti me hath dalte puchane laga..

Kalu- Laya hu..yuhi kahi se.. aapko bata nahi sakta.. abhi ke liye toh bass secret hai. Aap abhi filhal doodh ka hi maja lijiye..

Masterji ji soch soch kar pagal ho raha tha. Uske dhoti me halchal Hobe lagi thi.

Masterji- Are Kalu, suno naa..mai kya bol raha tha...agar doodhwali ka pata chalta toh hame pata hota ki bhala kiska doodh pi rahe hai..usase toh pine ka maja aur bhi badh jaaye. Nahi kya?  Warna pata chala ki jise hum ghodi samajhe the, wo nikali gadhi..ha..ha..ha..ha...
Matlab kon hai wo? kaam ki hi hai? ki Haseen bhi? Kuch toh batao isski malkin ke baare me?

Masterji dhoti me lund ko adjust karte puchne lage.

Kalu- Are kya baat kar rahe hai masterji? Aapko andaja bhi nahi hai ki, kis hasina ka doodh aapko nasib huaa hai. Aap bass soch lo swarg se apsara aakar aapko doodh de gayi. Waise taste se pata toh chala hoga ki kiss jawani ki baat kar raha hu. Aap nishint hokar pi lo. Ye iss duniya ki sabse badi hasina ka doodh hai.

Masterji- Haahaaaa...dil ko thandak pahunch gayi. ufff..... .ye toh hai ki taste ekdum hatke aur ekdum badhiya hai..par pakka aurat kaa hai naa?

Kalu- Masterji,  aapko toh abhi bhi yakin nahi ho raha. Jara uss doodh ki tazagi toh dekhe, wo kuch keh rahi hai aapse..

Masterji- Haa..wo toh thik hai..par baat hi kuch aisi hai ki viswas nahi ho raha.

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Episode : 4 - Pehla customer 

Part - 2



Isi prakar se bhabhi ke doodh ka pahla grahak mil gya.

Shyam ko Kalu market me gaya huaa tha. 
Wo gujar raha tha ki tabhi kismat se use bhabhi dikhi. Bhabhi apne devar Golu ke sath rikshwa me baithi thi. Shayad sabjiya kharidkar wapas ghar jaane lagi thi.

Kalu- bhabhiji, bhabhiji?
Bhabhi ne turant awaj ki taraf dekha..

Kalu ko dekh thodi chounk gayi. Anjaan banane ki tone me boli 
Bhabhi- Areee..aap?..doodhwale bhaiya..yaha kaise?..

Kalu- Haa bhabhi ji, Hum bhi market aya tha. Waise batadu, Apka pahla grahak mil gya.

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ki jaisi dhadkan rul si gayi. Dar se uska Kaleja uchal pada.
Kyunki,
Golu uski baaju me hi rikshwa me baitha tha. Bhabhi toh 10 second ke liye stuck ho gayi. Phir apne aapko sawarne ki koshish karne lagi. 

Golu- Grahak? Konsa grahak? 
Tabhi uske devar ne poocha.

Bhabhi ki toh jaise jaan hi chali gayi. Use dar ke sath badi sharm bhi hui.
Aur yaha Kalu bhi dar gaya.
Usne jaldbaaji me keh toh diya, par baad me use bhi ehsaas huaa ki Golu toh sath me hi baitha hai...

Magar jo bhi ho, Bhabhi ki toh jaan hi fasa di thi usne.
Wo bichaari yaha waha dekhte ataki hui sans lene ki koshish kar rahi thi. Puri hadbada gayi thi. Use kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha ki bole toh kya bole?
Akhir kehati bhi kya bichaari?
Par jawab toh dena hi tha use..Golu ne jo pucha tha.
Bhabhi hadbadate hue bol padi..

Bhabhi- Wo.. wo..wo...Maine tumhe bataya tha na kapde ki silayi aur designing ke baareme. Uski baat kar rhe hai ye.
Golu- Achaa...wo designing kaa...

Bhabhi ne kuch toh rasta nikal hi liya.
Pahale Kalu bhi dar gaya tha bahot..par bhabhi ka ye uttar sunkar wo thoda nishint ho gaya. Use pata tha bhabhi kuch naa kuch toh tod jaroor niklegi. Wo bass nishint nahi huaa balki uss harami ko toh ab majak sujane laga. Bhabhi ki halat aur uske chehare hi asahajta dekh kalu me Josh bhar gaya. 
Kalu- college Master hai. 

Wo harami bol pada.

Bhabhi ne turant Kalu ko ghusse se dekha, aur chup rahne ka ishara karne lagi.

Par harami kalu toh aur maje lene laga.
Kalu- Unhe aapka taste itna pasand aya ki wo pagal ho gya. Aisa hi safed kum FAT wala chahiye tha unhe aisa bol rahe the. Deal pakki karke ye 100 rs ka advance diya hai. Pahli kamai hai....aap hi rakhlo. Ye lijiye...
Ufff..

Aisa bolkar uss harami kalu ne 100rs ki note bhabhi ke hath me thama di. 
Ufff..
Bhabhi ko toh aisa laga ki rikshwa ke niche kood kar jaan de du. Use kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha, ki tabhi wo harami fir se bol pada

 Kalu- Adha litter dekh ke chounk gye masterji. Bol rha tha iss maal ki malkin se milna hai..

Issbaar toh usne bhabhi ke bachne ke raste band hi kar diye.
Wo bichaari issbaar itna hadbada gayi ki uske hathvki sabji ki thaili hi gir padi.


Golu- Adha litter? taste? Aur ye safed kum fat? Ye sab kya hai bhabhi?
Golu ne sabji ki thaili utaate hue thodi tevari me poocha.

Golu ki wo awaj sunkar toh bhabhi ka jee kamp utha.
Haayeee..bichaari kya batati ab?

Uski dhadakane itni jor se bajane lagi thi ki bhare bajar ki itni shor me bhi sunaai dene lagi. Aur itna shor sharaba hote hue bhi bhabhi ko apne devar ki sanse sunaai dene lagi. 
Ufff..
Wo jaise kuch pal ke liye behosh thi.

Golu- Bhabhi? Bhabhi?

Bhabhi ke maathe se ek pasine ka bund uske hath par gira. Tab jaake use hosh aya.

Bhabhi- Jee...ahhh? Aree wo....hunnn.....darsal...ha..ha..ha....wo..ahhhaa..umhhaa...aree Golu, Darsal wo mere design ki baat kar rahe hai. Safed kurti banwayi thi naa. Aur wo kapda bahot patla aur halka hai. Aur litter nahi meter ki bolana chahate hai wo..
Akhir doodhwala hai..ha..ha. ha..

Hasne ka dikhawa karte hue bhabhi ne badi chalakhi se iss baat ko ghuma diya tha.
Golu- Achaaa...doodhwala kahi ka? Wo bhi kya bolega?
ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..
Golu bhi jor se hass pada. 
Toh ab sath me bhabhi bhi joro se hasne lagi..
Ha..ha..ha. ha. 

Golu- Ye toh achi baat hui...badhiya hai. Lagta hai Apka design unko bahot pasand aya hai. Milna chahta hai toh bulakr baaki deal pakki kar lo na bhabhi. 

Bhabhi- Ha..ha.. wo dekh lungi..
Man ke andar ek ganda feel lete hue bhabhi bol padi.

Golu- Bhaiya bhi khush ho jayenge. Unhe toh bada proud hoga aap par.

Bhaiyaa sunte hi bhabhi chounk gayi. Wo turant bol padi.
Bhabhi- Nahi..nahi..bhaiyaa ko mat batana..

Golu- Kyu?
Bhabhi- Are wo baat yu hai ki..abhi toh bass shuruwat hai. Mai unko surprise dena chahati hu. Mai apna ye business thoda ache se settle kar lu, fir bata dungi jab batane layak baat hogi.
Tumhe toh pata hi hai ki wo mere liye kitna kuch karte hai.

Golu- Achaa..ye bhi sahi hai bhabhi. Mai bhi aapka sath dunga. Bhaiya ko bilkul khabar nahi hone nahi denge hum dono. No tension. 

Golu ko zhanse me lene ke baad bhabhi ne kalu ki aur ghusse se dekhte hue kaha.

Bhabhi- Unko bol dena, iske baare me socha jayega. Agar pura contract dete hai toh kam jaldi shuru ho jayega. Chaliye bhaiyaa, ab rikshwa doudaaiye. Der ho rahi hai. Muzhe ghar bahot kaam pade hai.

Trrrrrrrrr....trrrrrr..trrr...
Wo rikshwa chal padi...


Oh..my..hod..
Kalu ne toh bhabhi ki khatiya khadi kar di.

Raste me bhabhi bass usi soch me doobi hui thi.
Itna kuch hokar bhi usne mouke pe ache se sab handle kiya tha. Darsal ispar wo khudpar Naaz kar rahi thi.
Wo abhi bhi sharam se puri lal thi, aur Uski dhadakane abhi bhi tez thi. Par ab uske chehare par ek gulabi hasi umat gayi thi. Pure raste me wo gaalome hasi jaa rahi thi. Ek ajeeb si exitment ne uspar kahar kiya tha. 

Bhabhi khud se bol padi - "Haayee. Lilly, ab toh tera doodh market me bikne laga hai...ufff"

Bhains ki Tarah ab uska bhi doodh bazar me bikne laga hai, ye sochakr hi wo paani paani hue jaa rahi thi.


The End.


Age ka bhabhi ka doodhbhara safar aur bhi rangin hone wala hai. Milte hai agle bhaag me.

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Upcoming episode : " Dairy ki Sthapna "

Lilly bhabhi ki ye asaliyat wali jidd ab kuch jyada hi deep hone lagi hai. Wo ab official Dairy start karna chahati hai aur wo iska naam dhoond rahi hai.  

Please suggest some suitable name for her. 
I am looking for suggestions....

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Excellent story progression. I like the pacing, and, the fact that you are not going over the top, like most other stories do.

I request you to add more exhibitionist angles to this story. Make bhabhi wear some of her crazy revealing clothes that she likes to make for herself and make her take more risks of exposure in front of her sasur or other senior/ older relatives.

Can't wait to read about her interaction with Master Ji. I hope he is a bigger pervert than bhabhi herself. I hope Master Ji is palnning on putting Bhabhi in very embarrassing and public exposure settings.

It's been just less than 1 month for her in sasural. I hope you will understand her.  In upcoming days you will see real her. Everybody will be amazed. 

For example- ek incidence me bhabhi bank gayi thi, apne pati kaa black money transfer karne ke liye. Waha ek challenge pe public me hi poori nangi hokar dikhaya tha. Kalu agale din bimaar pad gaya tha.

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Next episode: 5
Title - " Dairy ki Sthapna "
Coming soon

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Episode : 5 - Dairy ki Sthapna

Part -1


Kalu subah subah bhabhi ke dwar pahunch gaya.

Thodi der me bhabhi aa gayi.

Kalu- gudu marning,  bhabhi jee....

Bhabhi- Aapka deemag toh thik hai naa? pagal ho gaye ho kya? Kuch samajhme aata hai ki nahi aapko?
Golu ko jara bhi shaq hota toh?
Hamne pahale hi kaha tha mere sasuralwalon ke samne koi masti nahi. Ek baar kahi gayi baat samajhme nahi aati aapko? Uff... Pahale hi Kitna risk hai? Aise hi kisi din marwa doge. Lagta hai aap par bharosa karke galti kar di maine. Sab kuch khatm kar dungi. mai pahale hi bol deti hu.

Bhabhi ki ankhe ghusse se badi ho gayi thi. Ye dekh kalu ne turant nazare zhuka li.

Kalu-  Sorriii...sorriii..jii....wo thodi bhool ho gayi. Wo aap ekdum se dikh pade toh khushkhabri raha nahi gayi hamse. Hamne dekha hi nahi ki Golu ji sath me hai.  Hum bhi sasura kahi bhi gud - gobar kar deta hai. Sarriiii....Baat mooh se nikal gayi hamre! Hum sasura ko dekhana chahiye tha aajubaaju.

Bhabhi- Aapki sorry ka kya achaar daalu? Agar mera bazaar uth jata toh! Aap bhi naa...

Kalu- Kaise hota? Aapne kya mast ghumaya baat ko. Aapki Silaai ne pura kaam tamam kar diya. Lagata hai aage aage badi kaam aanewali hai ye aapki silayi.

Bhabhi- Aap chup rahiye...bilkul bhi...ufff...muzhe pata maine kaise socha aur kya socha? Pata nahi kya jawab de aayi. Meri toh jaan nikal gayi thi. Aapka kya?

Kalu- Aisan nahi lagata hame?

Bhabhi- Kya? Kya nahi lagata?
Kalu-  Aapke chehare par dar toh tha, mana....par uske piche ki lali humne pakad li thi. Andar se aap khush hoye jaa rahi thi. Hai naa?

Bhabhi ekdum se sehma gayi.

Bhabhi- Kya? Kuch bhi..chup ho jaayeiye aap..

Bhabhi ne ankhe chupaate hue nazare dusari taraf kar li...

Kalu- Sahi pakada naa bhabhi jee?

Bhabhi- Kuch bhi. Aap chup rahiye. Aapki jubaan toh badi tej chalne lagi hai aajkal?  Kuch bhi bakwas kiye jaa rahe ho..agar agali baar aisa kuch kiya toh seedha tumpar ilzam daal dungi. Fir bachaungi nahi. Wo toh meri silaayi kaam aa gayi, warna????Uff...Baal baal bach nikali kal.

Chale, usko rehne de. Ab der naa kare...jaldi doodh nipta le. Hame bahot kaam hai.

Kalu- Dekhe, bilkul ab jaise sharma rahi hai, thi yahi wali lali thi kal bhi..

Bhabhi ne tevari chadhaate hue kaha.

Bhabhi- Chup ho jaayeie..warna bina doodh ke bhej denge.

Kalu hasne laga.

Kalu- Nahi..nahi..chup ho jaate hai...apne naye customer ko kya gobar du? Agar doodh naa mila yoh?...

Bhabhi- Jaldi kijiye. Maine darwaja khol diya hai.

Iss baat ne kalu ke purje khol diye.
Fir bhabhi ki ye baat sunkar kalu doodh dene niche baithate hue bolne laga.

Kalu- Darwaja khol diya hai? Bhabhi jee hame lagta hai piche jaane ki jaroorat hi nahi rahi koi. yahi laa do ab. Doodh ki adlabadli hi toh karni hai. Ye le jaayiye aur apana le aayiye. Yahi naap leta hu.
Kalu ne mooh banate hue tanj se bola.


Bhabhi ispar kuch nahi boli. Bina kuch bole uska doodh leke andar chali gyi. Aur thodi samay me wapas bahar aa gayi. Ate samay hath me bartan le aayi thi. Wo bartan ab usne kalu ke hath thama diya.

Kalu samhal ke lene laga.

Par inbalance hokar uske hath se wo bartan girte girte bacha.
Use kuch ajeeb laga toh usne bartan me dekha.

Oh my god. Bartan khali tha.

Uff,

Kalu- Ye toh khali hai?

Bhabhi bina kuch bole waise hi chup rahi.

Kalu- Are bhabhi jee ye toh khali hai?
Issbar bhi bhabhi ne kuch nahi kaha. Bass nazare zhukaaye khadi thi.

Kalu ko kuch samajh nahi aya.
Tabhi bhabhi ne kalu ki ankhon me dekha,  aur palke zhukaaye thoda sharm khaate hue andar jaane lagi.

Kalu bass jaati bhabhi ko dekhta raha. Uske kuch palle naa pada.

Bhabhi ke jaane ke baad wo waise hi soch me dooba raha.
Tabhi kalu ke deemag ki batti jali.
Uske mooh se ekdum se wahhh nikal gayi.

Kalu- "Are sasuraa...hum toh pagal hi hai..."
Aisa chillate hue hi wo utha khada huaa, aur bhagate hue kabaad khane ki aur chal pada.
Uff..

Bhagate wakt uske jism se jaise khushiya gir padate hue gayi thi.

Oh..my..hod. 
Khali bartan matlab?
Yess...
Uske bhaag fir se khul gye the?

Wo kabka kabaad room pe pahunch gaya tha. Aur waha pahuchkar bhabhi ka intazaar karne laga tha.


Thodi hi der me waha bhabhi bhi aa gayi.

Issbaar uska poora badan lajja se bheeg gaya tha. Khass kar ke uska chehara dekhne layak huaa tha.

Upar se ab Kalu ko dekh kar aur bhi lajjit ho uthi. Use dekhte hi Bhabhi ki palke apne aap zhuk gayi thi. Wo kal ki tarah hi puri lal ho gayi thi. Jaise laaj sharm me maari jaa rahi ho.

Kalu toh bhooke kutte ki tarah lal tapka raha tha.
Thodi der dono me se koi nahi bola. Wo taade jaa raha tha, aur bhabhi murjhaaye jaa rahi thi.
Ab bhabhi se sharm bardasht naa hui.
Fir akhirkaar bhabhi hi bol padi.

Bhabhi- Wo baat darasal ye hai ki, Aaj Golu ko exam ke liye jaldi jana tha. Toh ek toh jaldi uthakar khana banana pada. Aur uske jaane par hamne socha ki devar jee ki room saaf kar le. Par waha usne itni gandagi macha rakhi thi, ki ek ek chiz saaf karte karte dedh ghanta lag gaya.
Uff... Iske chakkar me baaki sara kaam reh gaya  ki khatam karte karte time hi nahi mila. Ab lag raha hai ki din me hi room saaf kar leti toh acha tha.

Ye sunkar Kalu ke kaan toh trupt ho gaye. Wo toh bass aisa hi kuch sunana chahata tha. Uske mooh se toh paani hi tapak gaya.
Wo ulhasit hokar uth khada ho gaya.
Uske mooh se "wahh" ke alawa aur koi shabdh nahi nikla.

Bhabhi ne katraate hue fir se palke uthake kalu ko dekha, toh wo toh khade khade hi sapno me khoya hua tha. Saaf saaf pata chal raha tha ki uski khushi foole nahi sama rahi thi. Wo iss wakt duniya ka sabse khush insaan tha. Uski kaali khaal toh jaise chamakne lagi thi.

Bhabhi- Jyada khush hone ki jaroorat nahi. Ye baar baar nahi hone wala. Samajh lo akhari baar ho raha hai.

Par wo toh abhi bhi mooh fulaaye waise hi khada tha. Uske mooh se lal tapakne ki bhi hosh nahi thi use.

Fir kya?

Uski aisi harkat se pachtaayi bhabhi ab khud thoda aage aayi aur uss din ki goni uthakar waha samne rakh di. Aur agale hi pal 
uspar aakar khadi ho gayi.


Bichaari sharm se lal hoti jaa rahi thi, aur use khud aisa karna pad raha tha.

Ab bhi koi response naa dekhakar mooh banaate hue bhabhi ne ek lambi sans bhar li. Aur fir sharm se nazare zhukate hue apna pallu niche dal diya.

Wahhh..

Kalu toh bass dekhe jaa raha tha. Lag raha tha jaise khushi se uska system hang ho gaya tha.
Mooh kholkar wo bass dekhe jaa raha tha.


Ab bhabhi pareshani ki ada dikhate hue niche dekhne lagi. Fir agale hi pal mooh se chu chu karte hue apna ek hath uthaya aur apne blouse ke button kholne shuru kiye.
Uffff...
Kya sama tha.
Bichari ko khud hi apna blouse kholna pad raha tha.
Bhabhi toh mano sharm se puri naha gayi thi.
1 se 2, aur 2 se 3, fir 3 se 4...saare buttons ek ke baad ek khul gaye.
Jaise hi andar ke wo vishal vaksh azad ho gaye wo uchal kar bahar nikale.

Ye dekh kalu ke hosh wapas aa gaye.

Kalu- wahhhh...kya kamal ke hai..har baar ki tarah....
Kalu bol pada.

Bhabhi ye sunkar aur sharm kha gayi. Fir ekdum nervous awaj me boli..

Bhabhi- Chale abh, jaldi Kare...
Aisa kahate hue bhabhi jameen pe goni pe aakar ghodi ban zhuk gyi.
Uff..

Aaj fir se ek baar kalu ko bhabhi ka doodh nikalne ka mouka milne wala tha. Matlab Kalu dusari baar bhabhi doodh nikalne wala tha.
Kal bhabhi ke inkaar se use laga tha, ki  kabhi apne hath se iss bhains kaa doodh nahi nikalneko milega. Par andar se use ye bhi lag raha tha ki kabhi naa kabhi iss bhains ko khujali jaroor hogi. Warna pahali baar bhi nikalne ko nahi deti. Bass nakhare zhelna padega iske.
Aaj fir se mouka pakar Kalu khushi se zhoom utha tha.

Fir kya?

Bhooka kaalu!
Use aur kya chahiye tha?
Yahi toh chahat thi uski roj ki.

Ab use uske hath me bas wo mashhoor mumme chahiye the.
Usne jara bhi wakt Jaya naa karte hue bartan uthaya aur bhabhi ke pass aakar baith gaya.

Bhabhi ne bass buttons khol rakhe the, iske karan uska blouse jism par hi latak raha tha. Uske beech me hath dalkar ab kalu ne bhabhi ke mumme pakad liye.

Kalu- Bhabhi jee..blouse utaar dijiye naa, warna paani lag jayega.

Bhabhi- Nahi. Bilkul nahi. Waise bhi jyada time nahi hai hamare pass. Pahale se hi late hui hai. Mere pati ab kabhi bhi uth sakte hai. Aur haa..poora nahi nikalna. Raat ko nikal ke rakha 350ml hai mere pass. Aap ab bass aapka adha litter complete karo. Aur jaldi se niklo.


Kalu ko isase koi pareshani nahi thi.
Usne bahar nikle ek boobs ko pakad liya.
Uska touch hote hi bhabhi uchal padi. Wo aise zhtka kha gayi, Jaise kisi garam chiz par hath pad gaya ho.

Kalu ko fir se bhabhi ke mumme mil gaye the.
Wo makhmal jaise gubbare Kalu ke roothe hatho me aate hi wo toh jannat pahunch gaya. Wo unpar jaise toot saa pada.

Pahali baar ki tarah samhalkar nahi, issbaar puri tabiyat se masal kar maja lene laga.

Bhabhi ki mooh se toh jor ki siskiya nikali.

Bhabhi- ahhh...dheere se...please....aunch...thoda samhalkar....stop. Ab nikaliye.

Kalu- Are aise kaise? pahale aise sehlana padata hai..fir paani marna padta hai..

Ye bolkar kalu toh ab unn mulayam mummon par haavi ho gaya. Wo ab thoda joro se dabaane laga. Uske rukhe touch se bhabhi ke andar maano aag si lag gayi thi. Wo apne aapko jaise - thaise control me rakhe hue bass dard se aahe bharti jaa rahi thi.

Ab wo dono hathon se dono mumme ek sath dabaane laga. Pure panje kholkar usne pure mummon ko hath me sama liya tha. Maano uske baap ka maal ho.
Bhabhi dard se karhane lagi. Par uske touch ka asar dikhane laga. Uske touch me ajeeb sa current tha. Bhabhi ki chuchiya ekdum Khadi nukhil ban gayi aur sath me wo mumme aur sakht aur garam ho gaye. Maano Nas Nas me doodh bharne laga ho.

Ab toh aise engorged mummon ka Kalu ko aur bhi maja aane laga. Wo joro se masalne laga. Aise pichkaane laga jaise ki rubber ke gubbare se bane ho.

Engorged hone ki wajah se bichaari bhabhi ka darad aur bhi badh gaya. Yaha tak ki Kalu ki ungaliyon ke lal nishaan bhabhi ki gori chamadi par chapane lage. Wo nishaan jaise baya kar rahe ho ki inhe kitni majbooti se masla gaya hai.

Bhabhi- ahhh..ufff...please stoppp...uiii maa..jara samhalkar..haayee..aunch...chaliye ab jaldi kijiye.

Toh ab kalu ne wo mumme chod diye. Ab uthkar usne bartan se paani laya. Aur bhabhi ke mummon par pichka diya. Wo thanda paani chuchiyon ko lagate hi bhabhi ka badan uchal pada.

Ab kalu ache se baithkar unpar paani marne laga.
Bhabhi- Are bass ho gaya.. Mera blouse bheeg jaayega. Clean hi hai sabkuch. Mai abhi abhi naha kar aayi hu.
Kalu- ufiii...abhi abhi naha kar aayi hai ye toh badhiya huaa.... aur bhabhi jee ye saaf karne ke liye nahi, balki doodh ko jagane ke liye hai.....
Aisa bolkar usne ek akhari paani dala.

Bhabhi- Are ye kya kar diya aapne. Mera blouse toh kuch jyada hi bheega diya aapne... Haayeee..

Kalu- Hamne pahale hi bola tha ki nikaal dijiye..ek kaam kijiye ab bhi nikal sakti ho..

Bhabhi-  Nahi..rahane dijiye..bilkul nahi. Wo mai dekh lungi. Aap jaldi karo ab bass. Mere pati uth gaye toh huaa fir...

Pati ka naam sunte hi kalu turant baith gaya aur doodh nikalana start kiya.
Usne bhabhi ki ek chuchi pakad li. 3, 4, baar dheere dheere sehlakar khincha. Fir usne ekdum joro se pichkaya. Uska pichakana iss kadar tha, ki bhabhi ke mooh se aaanhhh, ankho se ansu aur chuchi se safed dhaar eksath bahar nikal pade.
"Aunchhhhhhhhhh...sssssssss"
Doodh ka doodh alag, aur dard apni jagah tha.
Par kya karti?
Use ye dard sehna hi tha.


Ab unn karishmaai mummon se doodh nikalne  laga. Kalu pichkaate jaa raha tha aur safed dhara nikalti jaa rahi thi. Uss pure room me churr churr ki awaj gunjane lagi. Sath me bhabhi ki aahhh..aunch..toh thi hi.

Iske liye kalu toh apni bachi kuchi property bhi bechne ko tayaar ho jaaye. Wo laar tapkaate bhabhi ke boobs ka maja lekar doodh nikalne laga.


Agla adha ghanta kalu maje lete hue unn bhare  boobs ko dabakar toh kabhi pichkakar doodh nikalta rha. Pahale daaya fir baaya.

Tabhi bhabhi ne uske bartan me dekha.
Waha usne kuch jyada hi doodh nikal liya tha.

Bhabhi ne turnt uske hath ko roka.

Bhabhi- Are....Kitna nikal liya..stop abhi...

Aisa bolte hue Bhabhi use door hatane ki koshish kar hi rahi thi...
ki, tabhi.....

Ke tabhi...
Uss harami ne ek akhari dhara nikalte hue kuch aisi jabardast takad se aisa pichkaariya ki bhabhi ki lambi chinkhe poore ghar me gunj gayi..
Bhabhi- Aunch...aaahhhh..sssssss...mai mar gayi....aaahhhhstopp......

Wo itna dard tha ki bhabhi ke ankhon se ansu hi nikal gaya.

Dard ke sath itni badi chinkh nikal ne se bhabhi ki jaan gale me aa gyi. Uska dar ke maare bura haal huaa.
Usne piche uss bartan me dekha.
Ab huaa ye tha..ki,
Itni jor se pichkane se ek itni lambi akhari dhara nikal gayi, ki kyaa bataaye?
Wo akhari dhara itni thi ki  25- 30ml bhar jaaye.

Bhabhi dard se kuch iss kadar karha gayi thi ki aisa laga pahali baar kisine choda ho usko.
Uska wo itna karhana dekh kalu ne bhabhi ki taraf dekha.
Bichaari bhabhi ke chehare par  gaj bhar ke dard ki pareshaan chataaye thi, aur uske ankho me ansu the.

Kalu- Are aapki ankho me ansu? Bahot dard huaa kya?
Bhabhi- Haayee...aanhhh..mammi......aap chup rahiye.
Apni chuchiyon ko ungaliyon me lekar sehlaate hue bhabhi bol padi.

Kalu- Kya huaa bhabhi?
Bhabhi- Aaanhhhh..khud hi puch rahe hai kya huaa? Haayee..itni jor se kon pichkata hai?
Ek number ke jangali ho aap. Janwar jaise daboch kar khincha aur pooch rahe hai ki ansu kyu hai? Aapko jara bhi samajh nahi. Muhze toh laga meri nipple toot kar jameen par bikhar jaati?
Ufff... Haayee..ab aisa pichkaoge toh ansu nahi toh aur kya hoga?

Kalu- Areeeereee..itani jor se lagi?

Bhabhi- Chup rahiye. Thodi toh Khair karte? . Mila toh bass masal diya.

Kalu- Are aapne hi kaha tha ki aapse bhains ki tarah pesh aana hai.., isilie...

Bhabhi- Kaha toh kya sachmuch kar doge?
Samne ek najook badan hai. Ab aisi chiz ko kaise handle karte hai itni bhi samajh nahi hai aapko.

Kalu- Jee? Arreeereeeereee.....sorriii..sorriii....aage se khayal rakhunga.

Bhabhi- Khayaal rakhunga? Aaj ke baad toh kitni bhi late ho jaaye, yaa fir kitna bhi kaam pade, par fir bhi khud hi nikal lungi. Aapke pass naa aaungi.  Aunchhhh...kahi kharoch toh nahi diya? bada teekha dard ho raha hai...aaahhhhh...Haayee..Kitna dard ho raha hai...haayee...

Kalu- Are nahi nahi. Nakhon nahi lage hai. Hum bhi peshewar doodhwale hai. Itna tajurwa hai hamko. Bhains ki akhari dhaar aise hi nikalta hu. Jara seh lijiye..kum ho jaawega.

Bhabhi abhi bhi dard se karhaa rahi thi..
Toh ye dekh topic thoda change karte hue Kalu bol pada.

Kalu- Khair,  bhabhi, jara dekh toh lijiye...nateeja bhi kya khaas nikla hai!

Bhabhi ne apni wo chuchi pakadkar sehlate hue bartan me dekha. Dekhte hi wo lajjit ho gayi..
Uff..
Kalu ne akhari wali ye dhaar bartan me nahi balki doodh naapne ki pateli me nikali thi.

Kalu- Jara ye akhari dhaar toh dekh lijiye..wahhh...kya kamal ka nikla hai. kitna dher sara nikala hai..aapko toh khush hona chahiye ki aap toh iss kabil ho.

Bhabhi lajja, dard, aur jara se romanch se sehma gayi.
Usne toh apna mooh chupa liya.


Kalu-  Aisa hi kuch jyada sochana padega aapko tumhare malik ke liye. Warna aap apne malik ko kaise khush rakh paoge? Yahi toh jyada ka tohara malik pi sakega. Warna bichaare ko kaha kuch milta hai? Apna hi maal apni hi ankho ke samne use dil par patthar rakh kar kisi dusare ke hath me dena padata hai.

Bhabhi- Malik?
Kalu- Aur nahi toh kya? Souda yaad toh hai naa?

Isbaar bhabhi chup rahi. Bhabhi kuch nahi boli. Uske chehare par ek ajeeb bhaav tha.

Kalu- Ab apne malik ke liye thoda dard sehna pada toh kya huaa?

Pata nahi kyu, par kalu ke aisa bolne se bhabhi kaa teekha ghussa shikayato me badal gaya.

Bhabhi- Haayee...chup rahiye...aapko kya pata? Hamare toh angoor hi kuchal diye aapne. Aisa laga ki tod hi diye. Haayee..Ab aise nichodo ge toh chuse hue ganne ka bhi ras nikal jaaye.

Kalu joro se hasne laga.
Bhabhi- Hasiye nahi. Aapko kya pata? kya dard hota hai waha?

Kalu- Par kuch bhi kaho..aapke ye angoor toh lajawab hai. Aise naa hi kisike hai, aur naa hi kisike honge. Inse bass khelte rahne ka man karta hai. Ummid hai kisi din ye angoor chakhane bhi milenge...

Bhabhi- Shut up. Ek labj bhi aage nahi. Had me rahiye. Aise limit ke niche jakar kuch bhi bate nahi karsakte hai mzhse aap. Aap ab bhi ek doodhwala ho. Samjhe? Aapne caracter badala toh muzhe bhi aapko rules yaad dilana padega. 

Aisa bolkar bhabhi ab uth khadi ho gayi..aur apne mumme ko niche se check karne lagi...

Kalu- Sorriii..sorriii..jee..yaad hai.yaad hai..apni aukat me rahna hai humka....aapki ek 'Naa' mere liye lakir ke barabar samjhiye...
Wohh sasura....Hum toh bass aapke husn ki tareef karna chahate the.

Bhabhi- Haa..pata hai kitni tareef karte hai......ek number ke moukafarasht ho. Ye dekhiye..Kitna lal ho gaya hai yaha....

Kalu- Chuu..chu.chu......aapka badan kuch jyada hi narm aur mulayam hai bhabhi jee. Pata nahi kaise sahan karti ho jara saa bhi atyachaar? Bada darad hota hogaa aapko istmaal ke baad?

Bhabhi- Aur nahi toh kya? Jaara ek minute....kya kaha aapne? You...

Kalu-
Aree...bhabhi...wo chode. ye toh batana hi bhool gaye hum...

Bhabhi ki baat ko wahi katate hue Kalu bol pada.


Kalu- Aapka pahala customer!!...wo toh aapka doodh chakha kar pagal hi ho gaya. Bol raha tha ye toh amrut hai mere liye..ha..ha...ha.. wahi khade khade ghatak gaya. Poora ghatak lene tak bass aapki tareef karta raha.  Har boond ki tareef kar raha tha.

Ye sunkar bhabhi ekdum se romanch aur sharm se bhar gayi. 

Aur hoti bhi kyu naa?
Baat uske doodh ke bik jaane ki thi, wo bhi kisi bhaisn ke doodh ki tarah. Khule samajh me. Khule bazaar me.

Bhabhi ne apne gaalo ki lali ko chupaate hue pucha.
Bhabhi- Are..haa..Mai toh bhool hi gayi.. kaon hai ye masterji? Bharose layak toh hai naa?

Bhabhi ne apne blouse ke buttons lagaate hue poocha..

Kalu- Aap bilkul chinta mat kariye. Wo mere adami hai. Wo ek retire college master hai.
Master hai par Budha pura ka pura tharki hai sala. Abhi bhi auraton ke ke piche pada rahata hai.

Bhabhi- Waise, hame kya? Wo aap dekh lo. Maine toh ye jimmedari poora aap par Sounpa hai.

Bhabhi ne apni saree aur blouse ko thik karte hue bola.

Kalu- Haa. bilkul thik kaha....bhabhi jee. Wahi hum bhi keh rahe hai ki, hum dekh lenge. Aap bilkul tension naa lo..

Bhabhi ne pallu ko zhatka dete hue randipana wala mooh banaya.

Kalu- Waise kya kehne bhabhi jee. Yaha jo bhi kuch ho raha hai ye kisi kalpana ke pare hi hai. Ab iss doodh ke liye kitne bhi paise dene ke liye raazi hai log.. Masterji toh 1000rs aram se nikal ke deve....
Bhabhi- Nahi..nahi..Maine kaha hai utna hi lena..samjhe?

Kalu- Haa..wahi toh..utna hi liya. Wo toh rikshwa me hi diya tha aapke hath me.

Bhabhi ko rikshwa wali wo baat fir se yaad aayi. Wo laaj se gulabi ho gayi.

Kalu- Bol raha tha..iss doodh ko pakar mai kitna naseebwala hu..aur muzhse bhi naseebwala Tu hai..Jo iss doodhwali ka doodh nikalne milta hai..
Par usko asaliyat kaha pata hai. Ye insano ne machine washin nikal rakhe hai idhar. Warnaa...

Bhabhi sharmaate hue boli.
Bhabhi- Haa...wahi bolo ki aap bhi itne nasibwale nahi ho..

Kalu- Haa..wo janat hai hum..Bass ek hi ummid kar sakte hai....bhagwan kare aapko aaj ki tarah wakat hi naa mile..

Bhabhi- Haan jee...Bade aayee..
Aisa bolkar bhabhi hasne lagi..

Kalu- Par aap kuch bhi kahiye...aap lajawaj ho.  Aapka doodh nikalne me toh kuch alag hi nasha hai...kuch alag hi maja hai..kya shandaar banaya hai bhagwan ne aapko. Iss duniya ki sabse khubasurat aurat ho aap.

Issbaar apni tareef sunkar bhabhi sharma gayi. Aur halka sa muskura di.

Bhabhi- Haa..ab chup kariye.. bahot tareef kar li..

Kalu- Toh ...ghatak jaau naa ye extra kaa?

Bhabhi- Humm.. aise puch rahe hai jaise hamare kahne pe ruk jaaoge. Muzhe pata hai isliye toh nikala hai aapne..

Kalu hasne laga.
Bhabhi- Haa...ghatak jaayiye..yuhi samajh lo ki, pahale din hi customer dhoondane ka inaam hai.

Itna kahkar bhabhi thoda muskura di.

Iske baad kalu kaha rukne wala tha. Halaki wo ek hi ghunt ka tha. Usne mooh me lekar ghol ghool ke swad lete hue ghatak liya.

ghtaak##ghataak##

Kalu- Muhhhhaaa...wahhhh...kya doodh hai. Poora ka poora aapka swad. amrut bhi fika iske samne.

Bhabhi hasne lagi..

Kalu- Aaj se jo bhi jyada ka hoga wo mera hoga.
Bhabhi aur hasne lagi.

Bhabhi-  ! Shut up....
Bhabhi muskurate hue ghussa dikhane lagi.

Bhabhi ka ghusse wala mood ab kuch narm lag raha tha. Use ab jaldi bhi nahi thi, yaa fir pati ke uthne ka dar. Aisa lag raha tha jaise pati ke uthane ke time me abhi 1 ghanta bhar baaki hai.

Wo apne kapade thik karte karte baal sawarne me lag gayi. Baal sawarne ke liye bhabhi ne apne dono hath upar uthaaye hue the. Uska wo blouse Kalu ke paani marne se kuch jagah par bheega huaa tha. Jaha bheega hua tha waha aise lag raha tha jaise koi daag lag gaya ho. Aur hath ke upar uthaane se bagal me bhi aisa daag huaa tha. Yakinan pasine se waha ka hissa bheega huaa tha.
Kalu ko pata nahi wo dono daag itne lubhaavne lage, ki uska man kiya ki abhi iss jawani ko bahome bhar le.

Abhi abhi adha ghante tak doodh nikalkar bhi aisi khadi bhabhi ko Kalu aise dekh raha tha jaise wo pahali baar bhabhi ko dekh raha hai.

Tabhi bhabhi ne apne mooh se rubber nikalkar baalo me lagate hue ek lambi sans bhar li.

Ye dekh kar toh kalu poora ashiq ban gaya uss khubsoorati kaa.

Uske moo se bass aahhhh nikal gayi..
Kalu- Aaahhhh...

Usne bina dare agale hi pal bhabhi ke gaal par aaye baal ko piche kiya.
Uski ye majal dekh bhabhi ne bhi uski taraf dekha.
Dono ki nazre aise bheed gayi jaise dono ek h chiiz chahate ho..

Uss nazar ke arth se bachne ke liye bhabhi ne turant apni palke zhuka li.

Fir subject change karte hue bol padi.




Bhabhi- Waise kuch baat karni thi aapse. Darsal andar bulaane ki ye bhi ek wajah thi.

Issbaar bhabhi ka awaj kuch jyada hi gambhir tha.

Kalu sunane laga..
Kalu- Haa boliye naa bhabhi ji.

Bhabhi- Badi jaroori!

Kalu- achaaa???  Haa..boliye naa..

Bhabhi- Darsal hamne aage kuch socha hai.


Kalu- Haan jee..boliye..

Bhabhi- Dekhe toh ab bhains bhi hai, aur doodhwala bhi..... aur grahak bhi mil gya. Aapne toh pahale din hi dhoond liya. Thanks for that.
Toh..baat aisi hai ki...
Ki...
Ki..
Ki...
Toh kyu naa Ise official kiya jaaye?

Ye kehate wakt laaj ne badi muzhkil kar di thi bhabhi ki.

Kalu- Matbal?

Bhabhi- Matlab aapko toh pata hi hai ki ye banawati khel hame pasand nahi.

Kalu- Haa..bilkul..

Bhabhi-  Toh ye dikhawe ka drama naa karte hue....Kyu naa hum ek asali jaisi doodh- dairy khol de? Ekdum asali wali?


To be continued....

[Voltz]