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Uchhone ki zarurat hi nahi jiske tumahre jaise pagal dost ho us ko kya hogajhoothe kahin ke sab ke sab bat karne ko kah do to kabhi sir me dard kabhi gandme dard chutiya banate hain public ko – he replied
Zaratamiz se baat karo maine kya jhooth bola mujhe bat nahi karni thi to mainenahi kii – maine kha
Tamizki maa ka---- baat nahi ki to ab msg karke kyun adhi raat ko kisi shareef admi ki gand me ungli kar rahi ho – hereplied
Mainkuch nahi kar rahi hun MR. Shareef mainebas ye pata karne ke liye msg kiya tha ki haal kya hai aap ka – maine msg diya
Kaisabhi hal hai aap se kya matlab – us ne kaha
Thikhai koi matlab nahi hai maine ghalti ki jo msg kar diya ok good night – mainekaha
Kyunkyun good night , kahe ka good night – he send
Abkya hua – maine pucha
Batkarna hai ya nahi baat karo mujh se – us ne kaha
Nahiaaj nahi sorry meri tabiyat thik nahi hai maine bas yahi pata karne ke liyemasg kiya tha ki aap thik ho – maine kaha
Tabiyattabiyat hamesha tabiyat hi kharab rahti hai meri hi ghalti thi budhon se dostibeemari ka ghar saalon ki hamesha gand fati rahti hai – us ne msg kiya
Mindyour language aura b mujhe msg mat karna bhool ke bhi – maine kaha
Mujhebhi koi shauk nahi hai beemaron se ulajhne ka jao ghuso GMUK - he send msg
Abye GMUK kya hai aap ki adhi bat to meri samajh me hi nahi aati –maine kaha
Nahisamjh me aati to kyun dimagh laga rahi ho jo ki tumhare pas hai hi nahi ab jaoghuso so jao GMUK – us ne kaha
FirGMUK ? – ye kya bala hai – maine pucha
GMUK– mean gand me ungli karo – he send
Kaminedark amine ho tum ye tumhara hi shauk hoga tum hi karo aur tumahri us DR , kebare me kya khyal hai yahi karte aaye ho aur sab ko apne jaisa samjhte ho suvarkahin ke – maine kaha
Haha ha ha – jail jail tapi tapi aag lagi dhuaan utha yahan tak dikhayi diya – usne msg kiya
Mainekoi jawab nahi diya aur mobile switchoff kar diya aur let gayi mujhe gussa aa raha tha is liye main aur apna moodkharab nahi karna chahti thi wo puri tarah se badtamizi karne par aamada thaletne ke thori der ke baad hi main so gayi .
Subahmain uthi to apne kaamo me masroof ho gayi shahnaz uthi aur hum logon ne chaoinashta kiya jab maine mobile on kiya to shaizan ke bahut msg the us me jo raatke hi the ki ab kya hua jawab do na bolti kyun band ho gayi
Achamobile oof kar liya – jao GMUK so jao
Mainesare msh delete kar te hue mobile rakh diya aur kamo me bust thi tabhi phoneaaya maine dekha phone harsh ka tha us ne bataya ki us ne join kar liya haimaine us ko wish kiya aur uncle aunty se bhi baat kii
Dopaharke baad mere mobile pe shaizan ke be hisaab msg aane shuru ho gaye yahi ki
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Replykaro jawab do lekin maine kisi masg ka jawab nahi diya fir usne phone karnashuru kar diya maine uthaya hi nahi
Tous ne msg kiya ki ek bar phone uthao please fir baat nahi karna but atleast ekbat phone to uthao
Usne jab fir se call kiya to maine phoneuthaya
He– kya hua tum bat kyun nahi kar rahi ho
Me– dekho mujhe baat nahi karni hai har chiz ki ek had hoti hai aur mujhebadtamizi bilkul bardasht nahi hai na himai kisi se badtamizi karti hun aur na hi apne liye pasand karti hun is liyebarraye meharbaani aap baat mat kariye mujhe bat nahi karni hai
He– sorry dear i am sorry
Me– what sorry main sorry nahi sun na chahti na bahut asan lafz hai bas bol do uske bad fir wahi murga ek tang ka kya himakat hai
He– sahi kah rahi hain aap , lekin pata hai ummeed kya hoti hai
Me– ab ye ummed kahan se a gayi yahan pe
He– arey ye sari bat tousi ne bigari na
Me– ab ye kaun sa naya shaghofa hai
He– shaghoofa nahi hai ummed hoti hai kahin par kisi se aur jab wo ummed naumeedika shikar ho jati hai to bahut bura lgta hai aisa hi mere sath hua mujhe ye ummed thi ki aap mujh se bat karengilekin nahi kii to mujhe bahut bura laga
Me– baat to kit hi na itna to pata hai aap ko lekin khurafat ki baten hamesha kijayen ye zaruri to nahi
He– wo sab thik hai but bahut dino se is silsile me baat nahi hui thi is liyebahut dil kar raha tha aap se baat karne ka khair koi baat nahi
Me– wo kuch bhi ho lekin is ka matla ye to nahi ki bad kalami ki jaye
He– i am sorry maine kaha na , aap nahi samajh sakti main kya kah rah hun , uswaqt main bahut irritate ho raha tha is liye meri jo samajh me aaya mainekaha i am sorry
Me– sorry ka kya matlab aage ye badmazi nahi karni hai ya fir sorry se matlabaage badtamizi ka aur mauka chahiye
He– jo samajh lo
Me– age kisi tarah ki koi badtamizi nahi eke k lafz soch samajh kar bologe ,bolne se pahle 100 bar soch lena ki kya bolne wale ho
He– 101 baar sochunga fir bolunga
Me– thik hai
He– thik hai fir bat hogi abhi ke liye bye
Me– bye
Kuchdin beet gaye aura b shahnaz ki councling ka din karee baa gaya jis din humdono ko jana tha us se 1 din pahle hi maine uncle ko phone kiya kyun ki unhonekaha tha ki main chalunga , amien call kiya to uncle na kaah aaj main nahi aaraha hun main subah jaldi niklnga aur fir tum logon ke leke chalunga
Mainekaha thik hai uncle lekin waqt ka khyalrakhiyega kyun ki kal hi pahunchna hai aur sirf 1 din ki counsling haichemistry walon ki
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Wobole tum iski fikar mat karo main subah 8:30 baje tak tumhare ghar pea a jaunga– wo bole
Thikhai uncle – maine kaha aur phone band kar diya shahnaz ko bataya ki kal subahuncle aayenge to wo khush ho gayi aur boli kal hum log ja rahe hain to mujhekal camera bhi chahiye
Dekhobeta kal hum log dusre kaam se ja rahe hain aur zruri camera nahi hai fir bhi agar uncle ke pas time hua to ledungi lekin wahan pea p force nahi karengi , agar kal maua mil gaya to thikwarna fir kisi aur din le dungi – maine kaha
Thikhai bibbi mujeh to camera chahiye kal nahi to 2- 4 din baad sahi lekin mainlungi wahi jo main chahungi – wo boli
Haanhaan bilkul – maine kaha
Nextday subah jaldi uth kar hum logon ne taiyari kar lii thi aur intezar tha to basuncle kaa maine seema ki mom ko bula liya tha ki hum log ja rahe hain aap zaraghar pe rahiyega aunty to apne kam me busy thi lekin seema aayi hui thi - 8:30 baj gaya lekin uncle nahi aaye to mainethora aur intezar kiya jab 9:00 baj gaya to maine phone kiya uncle ko lekinphone nahi utha , maine socha ho sakta hai raste me gadi drive kar rahe hongeis liye nahi uthaya
9:30baj gaya lekin uncle nahi aaye aur phone bhi nahi utha raha tha unka ab eke kminute bhari par raha tha mujhe main bechaini se tahal rahi thi
10:30baj gaya jab to shahnaz boli ab hum log kitne baje pahunchenge aur kab hogicouncling
Abkya bataun beta university me hum logon ke liye log baithe to nahi rahenge yeto sochna chahiye than a uncle ko aur phone bhi nahi uth raha pata nahi kyabaat hai – main boli
Mainefior phone kiya to uncle ne phone uthaya maine uncle aap kahan hain
Basaa raha hun beta thori der ho gayi thi zara kaam tha pahunch raha hun – wo bole
Kyauncle 11:00 baj gaya hai aur Aap phone bhi nahi utha rahe the – main boli
Gadichala raha hun beta bas aa raha hun – unhone kaha aur phone rakh diya
11:00se 11:30 baja fir 12:00 baja lekin uncle nahi aaye is beech main phone kartirahi to uncle k phone switch off ho gaya
Firmaine aunty ko phone kiya to unhone uthaya maine kaha aunty uncle kahan hain unko aana tha aur 11:00 baje wo bole the ki pahunch raha hun ab 12:30 baj rahahai lekin abhi tak nahi aaye hain wo
Hanun ki zara tabiyat khrab ho gayi thi is liye maine ana kar diya tha – wo boli
Kyaaaa– main shock ho gayi unki ye baat sunkar
Auntyye kya kah rahi hain aap agar tabiyat khrab thi to mujhe subah bata to diyahota main chali gayi hoti main intezar kar rahi hun aur uncle se bat hui tounhone kaha ki main aa raha hun pahunch raha hun
Hantabiyat kharab hone ke bad bhi wo ja rahe the lekin maine rok diya kaise bhejdeti – wo boli
Areyto mujhe bata to diya hota ab mainkya karun – maine kaha
Mujhenahi pata wo pagal hain na jo chale ja rahe the tumhare liye jab kit um ko kisiki zara si fikar hai tum ne ek bar hi nahi pucha kya hua unko bas apni bat karrahi ho itni der se – wo boli
Kuchnahi hua un ko mujhe pata hai abhi thori der pahle bat hui thi to uncle cardrive kar rahe the aur aap kah rahi hain tabiyat khrab hai ye sab jaan boojhkar kiya hai aap ne sirf aap ne – maine kaha
Haanhaan kiya to kya karogi jaao us randi ke saath jaao na hum log kyun jayen tumhareliye hum logon ki koi baat mani haitumne jaao ab parho tumhare ghar gaye the tumhari shadi ke liye lekin tune meribaat tak nahi suni – wo boli
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Dekhiyeis waqt ye bekaar ki baten mat kariyeshadi ka aaj ke masle se kya talluq – main boli , lekin ye pata chal gaya kiaap kis had tak gir sakti hain , janti to main pahle se hi thi lekin fir bhiaap logon ne khud kaha main bewakoof thi jo aitbar kar liya – ye kahte huemaine phone rakh diya
Seemashahnaz dono hairani se mera munh dekh rahi thi , puri bat un dono ne bhi sunifir bhi maine shahnaz seema se bataya , jis pe shahnaz bahut pareshan ho rahithi
Abkya hoga bibbi mujhe to admition nahi milega – wo boli
Pareshanmat ho ek jagah to mil hi jayega na yahan nhi ja saki to koi bat nahi bas yehai ki thora door rahega aur zahmaten kuch barh jayengi lekin jab apne hi daghaKaren to fir kya kar sakte hain is se bahtar hota ki maine un ki mana kar diyahota
Lekinbibbi uncle ne to khud hi kaha tha na ki wo sath le challenge aap ne to kahanahi tha fir ?
Johai dikh raha hai na beta aur samajh me bhi aa raha hai – main boli
Mainsoch rahi thi ki ab kya karun karun to kya karun tabhi maine principal madam kophone kiya aur puri baat batayi pahle unhone bahut daanta ki kyun tum ne aiselogon ki bat par yakeen kar liya jinkakoi aitbar hi nahi , tum se is mamle meye laparwaihi ki ummeed nahi thi – unhone kaha aur boli tum wait karo main abhitum ko bata rahi hun
Mainchup chap baithi nhui madam ke phone ka intezar kar rahi thi kuch der ke baadmadam ka phone aya to unhone kaha ki counsling to aaj hi hai lekin maine baatkar lii hai tum kal chali jao shahnaz ko lekar aur university janti ho na –unhone pucha
Jeehaan dkhi hai – main boli
Dekhinahi hogi – wo boli , university ke new campus jana hoga tum ko kisi se bhikaise bhi maloom kar ke wahan pahunch jana wahan ek srivastav sahab honge un semil lena aur bata dena maine bheja hai bas itna karna hai tum ko
Thikhai madam thank you – main boli
Thankyou apne pas rakho aur sahi waqt pe pahunch jana kisi ke bharose mat rahna warnmujh se bura koi nahi hoga – wo boli
Thikhai thik hai madam – jaisa aap ne kaha waisa hi hoga
Good– wo boli ye kahkar phone rakh diya
Shahnazne pucha kya hua bibbi – maine usko bataya jo maam se bat hui thi
Mainekaha thik hai ab tum change kar lo kahin jana to hai nahi , ye khate hue mainbhi apne room me a gayi seema bhi apne ghar ja chuki thi , sara mood bahut buritarah khrab ho chukka tha
Abmere liye ek nayi sardardi thi ki mujhe pata nhi tha ki ye university kahan hai aur new campuskidhar hai aur aaj kal election ki wajah se gadiyon ki alag dikkat thi , abmain madam se ye sab to nahi kah sakti thi , aur kahna bhi nahi chahiye kyun kiwahan tak to mujhe khud hi jana tha wahan ka jo kaam thaw o madam ne aasan kardiya tha
Mainechange kar ke baith gayi aur bas soch hi rahi thi , tabhi maine shaizan kophone kiya usne phone kaat diya mujhe bahut gussa aaya , lekin agle hi pal usnekhud phone kiya maine uthaya
Me– hello , phone cut kyun kar diya
He– maine kiya na aap ki call pe aaj tak bat nahi hui jab bhi bat hui phone mainehi kiya aur kya hua aap ko aaj ?
Me– kya hua kuch nahi hua
He– arey bahut badla hua mizaj hai madam ka kahin zalzala aane wala hai kya
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Me-- kuch nahi hua thori problem thi isliye gussa aa raha tha
He– kya hua
Me– aap ke city me university ka new campus kahan hai
He– kyun kya hua
Me– bataiye to hua kuch nahi
He– batata hua lekin mujhe bhi to pata chle ki karna kya hai
Me– meri sister ki counsling thi aj lekin bhai ko jana tha lekin wo jaa nahi payeis liye rah gayi
He– what
Me– yes is liye hi gusa aa raha hai
He– kya itne laparvaah hain aap ke bhai papa aap se bat kar ke to nahi lagta
Me– ab sab log ek se nahi hote na is liye
(maineus ko bataya hua tha ki mere bhai bhi hain aur papa bhi jaisa aap sab bhi jantehain )
Me– is liye ab kal mujhe sister ke sath jana hai lekin mujhe pata nahi hai kahape hai ye
He– koi bat nahi hai fikar mat kariye aap whan se kaise ayengi bus se ya train se
Me– bus se
He – to bus se aap ke us jagah pe utar jaiyega aur mobile apne sath rakhiyega ,bas main wahan aap ko mil jaunga aage fikar ki koi bat nahi fir main khud le kejaunga aap ko university
Me– nahi is ki koi zarurat nahi please bas aap mujhe bata diye itna to bata iyaab ye bhi bata diye ki wahan se kahan jana hoga
He– hey hey don’t worry aur mujhe bhaut bura kag raha hai ki aap ne mujhe batayahi nahi warna aaj cousling chootti nahi ap ki sister ki , akhir dost hain humfir ye bat kyun , is se to yahi zahir hota hai ki aap mujhe kuch samajhti hinahi hai
Me– aisi koi bat nahi hai dekhiye lein main nahi cahit ki meri wajah se kisi kozahmat ho
He– bekkar ki baat mat kariye , aap ko pata hai aaj main to khushi se pagal horaha hun ki khir hua kya achanak jo aap se milne ka mauka mil raha hai
Me– ho sakta hai ab kismat ko to hum nahi jante na
He– thik hai bas kal aaiye jahan bataya wahan utar jaiyega aur mujeh phone kardiyega waise aap ko zarurat hogi phone mujhe nahi hogi main to aap ko dekhte hipahchan lunga
Me– kaise
He– arey itni baten ki hain aap se aap ki eke k chiz ko pahchan lunga
Me– bakwas mat kariye
He– bakwas kaisi kya aap mujhe nahi pahchan payengi
Me– nahi main koi najoomi nahi hun
He– lekin main to pahchan lunga jo ap ne bataya hai apne bare me 36DD chest 48 back black colour below 5 feet hight ab is se aap kahan chupengi meri nazron se waise bhi hathi ka bacha insaano mealag hi nazar aayega
Me– shuru ho gaye rahne diye koi zarurat nahi bye
He– sorry sorry yar ab zara sa mazak bhi nahi kar sakta kya aap se
Me– mera mood thik nahi hai abhi
He– ok sorry to kal aaiye
Me– thik hai
He– waise main pahchan lunga aap ko dekhte hi
Me– agar nahi pahchan paye to
He– hmmmmm to main har jaunga agar pahchan liya to jeet jaunga agar jeeta to mainaap se kuch mangunga aur agar haara to ap jo kahgi main wo kaunga
Me– nahi is ki koi zarurat nahi maine to as aise hi kaha tha pahchana to thiknahi pahchana to koi bat nahi , mujhe koi baazi nahi lagani
He– ok thik hai kal aaiye ab kal tak mainpagal na ho jaun kahin
Me– ok bye
He– bye
Usse bat karne ke bad maine phone rakh diya aur shahnaz ke room me gayi to wochange kar chuki thi aur chup chap leti hui thi
Maineus ko bataya ki kal chalna hai intezam ho gaya hai sara ab koi tention mat lotum maine us ko bataya ki jinka phone aaya tha aur birthday wish kiya tha aapko un se bhi bat ho gayi hai kal wo hum logon ko university tak pahuncha denge, aur main aap ko kal hi camer abhi purchase kar ke dungi
Itnisari baten sunkarshahnaz bahut khush ho gayi khushi se mujhe se lipatte hueboli thank you bibbi
Thankski koi zarurat nahi bachi main boli aur main bhi uske sath baith gayi aur baten karne
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Mainshahnaz se baten kar rahi thi maine pucha agar us ko hostel me rahna para tokya wo akeli rah legi , jis pe wo boli nahi bibbi main akeli nahi rahungi kahinmain aap ke sath hi rahungi warna main nahi parhungi
Abdusri jagah parhna hai beta to rahna to aao ko hi hoga na main to yahan ghar merahungi warna yahan kaun dekhega – main bhi us ko chidha rahi thi , aur akelekaise rahogi aap ko to thik se chai banana tak nahi aati
Kafider tak sochne ke bad wo boli bibbi fir kya main nahi parhungi aage
Nahibeta aisa nahi hai aap parhogi abhi to bas aap ka admission ho jaye fir aage kiaage dekhenge kya hota hai – main boli
Auraise hi baten karte hue shahnaz so gayi main bhi uth kar apne room me aa gayi
Jabse maine shaizan se bat kit hi us ke baad se raat tak kam se kam 20 bar us nephone kiya aur yahi pooch raha tha kya waqayi me main aa rahi hun
Mainekaha haan haan aur kya main mazaak kar rahi hun
Nahiwo kya hai na maine har har tarah se bahut baar aap ko chirhaya irritate kiyais liye main soch raha hun kahin ye mujhe jalane ka koi plan to nahi hai aap ka– us ne kaha
Nahiaisa kuch hai maine kaha
Firbhi mujhe yakeen nahi ho raha ki aap se mulkat hone wali hai aur aap khud aaarahi hain mujh se milne – wo bola
Ekminute MR. Shaizaan aap ki ghalat fahmi hai ye ki main aap se milne aa rahi hun
Kyamatlab – wo bola
Matlabye ki main apni sister ki sath aa rahi hun us ke admission ke liye na ki aap semilne ye baat aachia tarah se apne zhan me bitha liye – main boli
Hmmmmmatlab to kya mulkat to hogi na – wo bola
Mulakathogi ya nahi hogi is se matlab nahi hai aap ne jo kaha na ki main milne aa rahihun to aisa nahi hai main apne kaam se aa rahi hun na ki aap se milne – main kaha
Okok main samajah gaya aap ki baat lekin fir bhi mujhe yakeen nahi ho raha hai naki main aap se milunga ye to bas aaj tak sochta hi raha – wo bola
Mainebhi kayi bar aap se kaha tha ki agar kismat me milna hoga to shayad mulakathogi warna nahi hogi – maiane kaha
Haanlekin maine bhi kaha tha ki main kismat ko nahi manta milna jabhi hoga jab aapchahogi – us ne kaha
Milnatabhi hoga jab kismat me hoga agar nahi hoga to maina jakar aa bhi jaungi auraap se mulakat nahi hogi aur ek baat is se pahle main 3 bar aap ke shahr gayiaur wapas bhi aa gayi lekin ap se milnanahi tha to mulakat nahi hui – min boli
Ooohaj tak tum ne ye bataya bhi nai mujhe – wo bola
Haankyun ki zaroorat nahi hui aur aaj is liyebataya kyun ki aap jo kismat ki baatko ghalat sabit kar rahe hain is liye maine kaha aap se – main boli
Thikhai thik hai jo samjho jo kaho lekin mulakat to hogi na
Mainek bar fir kah rahi hun ki main ap se milne nahi a rahi is liye kisi tarah kighlat fahmi me mat rahiyega – main boli
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Badikameeni ho – wo bola
Kyakaha – main boli
Kuchnahi – wo bola
Thikhai kameeni hun ab to bilkul nahi milungi – main boli
Basfir har baar ki tarah wo bheegi billi ki tarah sorry sorry wo mazak ye wok artehue baten banana laga lekin pure din pareshan kiya us ne phone kar kar ke mujhe
Dinnerke baad maine shahnaz ko jaldi so jane ko kaha ki kal jaldi uthna hai shahnzapne room me chali gayi
Raatme phir ek bar shaizan ka phone aaya aur fir usne wahi bat ki – mujhe gussa anelaga us ki bewakoofi pe maine kaha phonerakho agar time se so jaungi tabhi subah uthungi na
Hanhaan thik hai – thik hai wo bola acha agar tum kaho to main subah subah hichala aaun gadi leke fir sath me aaiye mere – wo bola
Jeenahi bahut bahut shukriya ap ka is ki koi zarurat nahi main aa jaungi – mainekaha
Thikhia thik waise takalluf ki koi zarurat nahi hai agar tum ko lage to kah denasubah tak main aa jaunga
Nahi– maine kaha is ki koi zarurat nahi hai – main boli , ab phone rakhiye
Mainebat khatam ki aur phone band kar ke so gayi subah main jaldi hi uthi aurshahnaz ko uthaya aur taiyari karne ko bol kar main kaam me busy ho gayi
Ekbar fir maine madam ko call kiya aur aur un ko bata diya ki main ja rahi hunaur fir se un se puri information le lii , unhone srivastav ka number de diyaaur kaha ki jakar unse mil lena aur gar talash kane me koi dikkat ho to phonekar lena kisi tarah ka koi takalluf mat karna , aur agar kahin pe koi problem hoto mujhe fauran phone karna – madam ne kaha
Unsebat kar ke hum logon ne nashta kiya aur aunty ko blaya seema ki mom ko aur unkobata diya ki hum log ja rahe hain kal kya hua tha ye un ko pata tha lekinunhone kuch kaha nahi kyun ki chacha ko un se zyada koi aur nahi janta tha
Shahnaztaiyar ho hokar bahar aayi s ke hath me uska bag tha maine pucha tum ne sarasamman rakh liya
Jeebibbi – wo boli , us ke hath me mobile tha aur usne head phone connect karkekaan me lagaya hua tha
Yekya hai main uske kaan se head phone niklate hue boli
Wokuch nahi bibbi hum log ja rahe hain na to maine socha music sunungi
Picnicpe nahi ja rahe hain hum log –samjhin aap – main boli
Jeejee bibbi – wo dar kar boli
Maineuska mobile lekar usko off kiya aur uske bed pe daal diya – mobile ki koizarurat nahi hai aap ko wahan aise hi chaliye hum koi numaish me nahi jka rahehain – main boli
Ok– bibbi – wo boli
Mujhemobile dekh kar gssa is liye aya kyun ki wo mobile chacha ne diya tha shahnazko aur jo kal kiya chacha ne us bat pe mujhe bahut gussa tha is liye mobiledekh kar main bharak uthi aur maine us ko ghar pe hi rakh diya .
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Humlog ghar se nikal rahe the to maine shaizan ko phone kiya ki ab main nikal rahihun ghar se 11:00 11:30 tak pahunch jaungi – maine kaha
Thikhai dear main to raat se intezar kar raha hun kab subah ho aur aap aayen – wobola
Youare imposible – main boli
Yei know – wo bola
Shutup bewakoofi mat jhara karo har waqt – main boli
Okmadam aiye aap -- main aap ko wahin milunga jahan bataya hai wahin utar jaiyegabas main aap ka intezar karta milunga aur dekhte hi aap ko naam se pukarunga –wo bola
Thikhai – main boli aur phone rakh diya
Mainshahnaz ko lekar bus stop pahunch gayi bus me bhut hi zyada bheed thi kyun ki buses bahut kam thi election ki wajah sekisi tarh seat to mil gayi lekin til rakhne ki bhi jagah nahi bachi thi bus mekisi tarah ro ro kar bus chal rahi thi bahut der ke baad achanak bus bahut buritarah idhar udhar puri sarak pe lahrane lagi aur sab ek ke upar gir rahe the ektalatum tha bus me tabhi bus sarak pe tirchi tirchi khair ho gayi aur sab utar utar kar bahar bhagne lage patachala ki uske pichle pahiye ka kuch toot gaya hai jis ki wajah se ab bus aagenahi ja sakti
Sablogon ko bahut gussa tha ki ab kya hoga bus ke conducter ne kaha ki aap logshant rahiye piche agar koi bus aayegi to ap logon ko us me bitha diya jayega ,lekin ye nahi pata tha ki bus kab ayegi
Maineniche utar kar pata kiya ki abhi wo shahar jahan main ja rahi thi wo kitna doorhai to maloom hua ki 60 K.M . hai yahan se , hum log intezar kar hi rahe the kipiche se ek aur bus aa gayi aur usko rukawa kar sab us me ghusne lage maine bhiandar jane ki koshish ki lekin ginjayi ki tarah us me log bhare hue the mainepahle shahnaz ko andar kiya fir khud andar jane ki koshish ki andar to pahuchgayi lekin khare hone tak ko jagah nahi thi har koi ek dusre ke upa charha jaraha tha ye dekh kar shahnaaz bahut pareshan ho gayi aur lagbhag roti hui bolibibbi utro is bus s mujhe nahi jana kahin please
Mainekha lekin hum ko pahunchna bahut zaruri hai lekin wo wahi kahti rahi main uskolekar utar aayi bus chal chuki thi maine rukawa kar us se utarna para aur isasna me mera mobile se utarte hue gira jo kisi ke pair takrakar bus ke nichepahunch gaya aur bus ke pahiye ke niche aakar kuchal gaya .
Buske nikal jane ke bad maine mobile utaya mobile kya us kuchle hue tukre uthayeaur shahnaz se boli lo ab kya karungi main ab to baat bhi nahi ho payegi kisise pura mobile mismaar ho gaya hai
Ooohbibbi ab kya Karen – wo boli
KyaKaren kuch nahi kar sakte na ab – main boli aur mobile toota kuchla hua us kodete hue boli lo rakh lo sambhal ke is ko
Abis waqt baht pareshani ka samna tha ki aage kaise jaya jaye wahan ke kuchraahgeeron se maine pucha to unhone bataya ki aage jao to wahan kuch na kuchsadhan mil jayega
Mainshahnaz ke sath paidal paidal hi aage chal dii lekin bahut der chalne ke baadbhi aage kuch nazar hi nahi aa raha tha siwaye sunsan sadak ke jis pe aati jatikuch gadiyan ya cycle
Mainchal rahi thi shahnaz mere piche piche chal rahi thi , tabhi maine piche dekhato shahnaz ghayab thi main ghbrakar idhar udhar dekha to wo srak ke kinarkhandak me utri ja rahi thi
Kahanja rahi ho – main boli
Baghme – wo boli
Dimaaghkharab ho gaya hai kya tumhara – main chillayi , jis pew o kuch nahi boli ,main us ko dekhtri woe k chote se plant ke pas ruk gayi aur us ke samne baithkar us ko dekhte hue boli bibbi yahan aao
Kyahai ar ye kya badtamizi hai tumhari – main boli
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Meribaat ka jaise us par koi asar hi nahi hua aur wo boli bibbi ye dekho ye dhaturahai is apple thorn bhi kahte hain aur is ka botanical name hai stramonium aurfamily hai salanaceae ye bahut hi toxicfruit hai full of poison lekin is se bahut si medicine banti hai
Tumko is ke maa baap ka naam nahi maloom main chirhkar boli , is waqt mujhe chuziki bat yad aa rahi ki wo mujhe botamy parha rahi thi dimagh kha liya us ne mera
Meribat pe us ne bura sa munh banakr mujhe dekha , camera to hai nahi agar hota tomain is ki photo leti kitne ache lag rahe hain ye is per pe lage hue
Ektod ke kha lo is ko – main boli
Hehe he he kar ke wo hansne lagi
Hansonahi yahan kyun aayi aa gayi hum log ghoomne nahi nikle hain samjhi aap – mainboli
Tokya hua bibbi dekho kitna acha lag raha hai wo dekho bagh kitna bara hai chalowahan chalte hain – wo boli
Aurcouseling me kaun jayega aap ke farishte – maine u ko baho se pakar kar uthayaaur khinchti hui chalne lagi
Khairbahut door chalne ke baad ek three wheeler taxi type ki mili jo ki wahan sekareeb 20 K.M. aage tak ja rahi thi hum log us se wahan taka aye us me bhibahut bheed thi lekin jo log the wo sab ganv wale the aur ganv wale ladies kibahut hi zyada izzat karte hain is liye koi pareshani nahi hui
Wahanpahunch kar hum logon ko ek dusra 3 wheeler mil gya is tarah kar ke 3-4 gadiyanbadal kar hum dono us shahartak pahunche wahan pahunch kar main wahin utar gayijahan mujh se shaizan ne kaha tha .
Mainetime dekha to 1:30 hua tha
Ooohmy god its too late main boli , maine shaizan se kaha tha ki main 11:00 bajetak pahunch jaungi , aura b mera mobile bhi nahi hai , us ne zaroor phone kiyahoga , main yahi soch rahi thi
Abkya karun – main boli
Kyahua bibbi – shahnaz ne kaha
Areymera mobile bhi toot gaya aur hum log bahut late ho chuke hain aura b un sahabko kaise contact karun – main boli
Haha ha ha mujhe mera mobile kyun nahi lane diya aap ne – wo boli
Shutup shahnaz hum log is waqt pareshani me hain aur aap ko maza aa raha hai – mainboli
Maybe – wo kandhe uchka kar boli , mujhe to bas camera lena hai
Kyaaaa– main jhunjhla kar boli
Bibbipahle ap cold drink pee lo garmi bahut lag rahi hai ap ko – wo boli
Shahnaazyahan pitogi ya ghar chalke pitna chahogi – main boli
Hmmmmmghar chalke – wo boli
Tofir ghar pahunchne tak khamosh raho – main boli
Ok– bibbi
Mainesab taraf dekhne ke baad sarak ke kinare aa gayi wahan khare hue rickshe walonse maine kaha kuch university jana hai lekin koi nahi jar aha har koi kah rahanahi jaunga , mujhe bahut gussa aa raha tha un logon pe lekin koi bhi taiyar nahiho rah tha aur meri problem ye thi ki mujhe pata nahi tha .
Mainebahut request ki lekin koi nahi mana mai chalti hui puchti hui aage barh rahithi , tabhi ek zayeef shakhs ne kaha ki beti yahan se koi rickshaw nahi jayegabehtar hoga kit um auto se jao kyun ki yahan se doori bhi hai aur age rastabahut oochayi liye hue hai is liye rickshe wale to bilkul nahi jayenge .
Lekinuncle auto kahan milega – maine pcuha
Intezarkaro aayega koi auto – wo bole
Iswaqt mere liye eke k minute bhari ho raha tha ki kyun ki mujhe bahut der hochuki thi aur main soch rahi thi ki aj to madam ne time dilaya hai agar aaj bhinahi pahuch payi to shahnaz ka to admission hi nahi hoga
Abkambakht koi auto bhi nahi aa raha – main boli
Aiyemain aap logon ko chor dun main udhar hi ja raha hun -- ek young smart sa larka jeep me baithtehue bola , wo ek stylish open jeep thi jo wahan pe bahut der se khari thi , aurkuch der tak main bhi us se tiki hui kahri thi --- maine palat kar us ki tarafdekha jo muskurakar mujh se bat karne ki koshish kar raha tha
Nahithank you – main boli
Areyaao na gadi me bitha kar le chalunga kyun dhoop me gore badan ko laal kar rahiho – wo bola
Badtamiz– main kahte hue wahan se hat gayi
Oooohlo – tamiz ke thekedaron ko dekh loo , ye kahta hua wo apni jeep liye gaya
Kambakhtbaat karne ki bhi tameez nahi – main boli
Areyye to aam baat hai beta ye bade ghar ke bigre hue lafange raees zadon ne himahaul barbad kiya hai – mere piche se koi aur aurat boli , maine palat kardekha to ek aunty khari thi , main un se bat karne lagi wo bhi auto ka hi waitkar rahi thi
Mainwahin idhar se udhar udhar se idhar bechaini se tahal rahi thi , tabhi ek autoaaya maine us ko rukne ka ishara kiya to wo ruk gaya , main tezi se us ki tarafbarhi aur us ko bataya ki mujhe kahan jana hai , maine kaha jitna bhi aap kapaisa hoga main dungi bas aap please chaliye
Womaan gaya aur main auto se chal dii khair us auto wale ne mujhe bilkul gate kepas lakar chora aur bataya yahi hai jahan aap ko aana tha fir bhi aap confirmkar liye fir mujhe paisa diye
Mainepucha to wahi tha university ka new campus main us ko shukriye ke sath paisediye aur shahnaz ko lekar andar chali gayi
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Andar pahunch kar maine dekha to wahan bahut sari bheer thi students ki guardians ki couseling kaha ho rahi hai is ko to pata karne ki zarurat hi nahi hui , main andar chali gayi aur maloom hua ki aaj MSC ki counselling nahi ho rahi hai , ye to mujhe pata hi tha ab mujhe srivastav sir ko talash karna tha itni badi jagah me un ko dhundhna mushkil tha aur mere pas ab mobile bhi nahi tha
Main wahan se bahar aayi aur main eek larki se us kaha please apna use kar lene diye mera mobile toot gaya hai ya phir mujhe bata diye ki yahan phone ki koi shop PCO agar ho
us ne apna mobile mujhe diya aur boli bahar canteen hai wahan pe phone hai coin wala aap use kar sakti hain
thank you to main wahin jati hun – main boli
arey nahi aap phone kar liye maine aap ko bata diya is ka matlab ye nahi ki main aap ko apna mobile nahi dena chahti – wo boli
maine us ke mobile se srivastav sir ka number milaya ye to acha tha ki maine un ka number diary pe note kar liya tha aur wo mere bag me pari thi warna yahan tak aana bekar hi ho jata .
maine phone kiya to unhone pucha kahan pe hain aap – maine bataya , wo bole aap ruko main aa raha hun
ye kahkar unhone phone cut kar diya maine us ke phone se hi madam ko phone kiya aur un ko bata diya ki main yahan aa gayi hun aur der ho gayi us ki ye wajah hai
aj kal sari problems tumhare sath kyun ho rahi hain – wo boli
pata nahi madam shahnaz ke admission ko lekar mujhe bahut hi zyada problem face karni par rahi hain – main boli
acha hai is se ye pata chalta hai kit um kitni comited ho , meri bat to ho gayi thi lekin ek bar fir main un se bat kar rahi hunt um bfikar raho – wo boli
thik hai madam thank you very much – main boli
you always welcome – unhone kaha aur phone rakh diya
Thank you very much – main us larki ka mobile wapas karti hui boli
Its my pleasure – wo boli – lekin aap ki baat ghalat hai – us ne kaha
Kya ?? – main us ka munh dekhne lagi
Aap ne ek phone karne ko kaha tha lekin aap ne do kiye – wo boli
Oooh sorry lekin bahut zaroori tha aur maine ap se pucha bhi nahi i am sorry – main mazrat bhare lahje me boli
Hey kidding yar mazak bhi nahi samajhti aap to serious ho gayi – wo boli
Ooh – mazaak – main boli
Kahan se hain aap yahan ki to nahi lag rahi – wo boli
Jee main bahr se aayi hun kahan se aayi hun ye maine bataya
Haan is liye warna is shahar ke log itne shaleen nahi hain – wo boli
Lekin is shahar ka to naam hi shaleenta ke liye liye jata hai – main boli
Wo sirf kitabon me news papar me likhne ke liye hi bacha hai , ab na wo log hain aur na hi wo mahaul – wo boli
Us se thori der tak baten hoti rahi fir us ke hi number pe srivastav sir ka phone aaya jo ki samne hi khare phone kar rahe the , main unse mili to wo apne sath mujhe au shahnaz ko andar le gaye.
Andar ek room tha jo dekhne se hi office lag raha tha us me kuch baithe hue the , unhone mujhe baithne ka kaha aur peon ko pani pilane ko kaha
Bahut der kar dii ap logon ne – wo bole
Jee sir – wo kya hua – maine us ko puri bat bata di
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Acha counselling kal thi aap ki lekin kal kyun nahi aa saki aap – unhone pucha
Unke sawal par ek aur mangarhant kahani sunani pari un ko kyun ki un se apne ghar walon ke masle to nahi bata sakti thi
Fir uhone pucha aap madam ko kaise janti ho
Maine bataya wo mere college ki principal hain ,
Han bahut tareef kar rahi thi wo aap kii chaliye koi baat nahi main dekhta hun kya ho sakta hai – wo bole
Aap kaun hain madam ke – shahnaz ne pucha
Shahnazz main usko tokne ke lahje me boli – jis ka matlab tha aap chup rahiye
Wo meri didi hain bas ap itna samajhiye – wo bole
Lekin aap to budhe dikhte hain – wo boli
Chup raho bewakoof kahin ki badtamiz – main us ko dantte hue boli
Arey koi bat nahi beta bolne do usko – wo bole , ab main budha hun to meri age hai kya karun lekin aap ki madam mujh se 5 saal badi hain
Main kuch nahi boli un ki baat pe aur shanaz bhi chup rahi is bar lekin dekhne me wo madam se 10 -12 saal bade lag rahe the , is ki wajah ye ho sakti hai ki madam shuru se azad khyali me rahi aur fikar un ko naam ki nahi hoti , aisa kaha ja sakta hai ... kyun ki kisi ki bhi personal life me us ki kya problem hain ye wahi janta hai koi dusra nahi
Sir uth kar chale gaye kahin aur kaafi der ke baad wapas aakar bole – beta abhi aap logon ko thora wait karna hoga kyun ki aaj dusri counselling chal rahi hai is liye counselr buzy hain lekin aj aap ka kaam ho jayega , aap ki madam ka bhi abhi abhi phone aaya tha – wo bole
Thik hai koi problem nahi hai , main wait kar lungi - maine kaha lekin hum logn ko wapas bhi jana hai – main ne un ko bataya
Haan main samajh raha hun lekin aap logon ne der kar dii agar aap jaldi aa gayi hoti to pahle hi aap ki counselling ho jati khari ab to der ho hi gayi hai is liye befikar rahiye
Maine un se pucha aap kis department me hain aur kya parhate hain
Wo hanste hue bole , beta main koi professor nahi hun , main account department hun lekin counselling me baitha hun kyun ki dekhna parta hai aur dusri bat ki aap logon ka bhi wait kar raha tha , warna meri chandiya me jo 7-8 baal hain ye bhi tumhari madam gira dengi – ye kahkar wo khud hansne lage jisme hum logon ne bhi un ka sath diya
Fir unhone hum logon ke liye unhone nashte ka bhi intezaam kiya , main mana karti rahi lekin wo mane nahi , nashte ke bad wo bole ki aap log aaram se baithiye fir abhi main batata hun , ye kahkar wo vhale gaya
Baithe baithe bahut der ho gayi jab 4:30 baj gaya to main uth kar tahalne lagi ab intezaar bojh lag raha tha , aur us sitam ye ki mobile bhi nahi jo ki kisi se bat kar lun
Bibbi pucho un se kahan hain phone karo na – shahnaz boli
Phone kaise karun mobile to shaheed e counselling ho gaya – main boli
Oooh – main ka rahi thi ki mujhe mera mobile le chalne diye lekin aap ne cheen liya – wo boli
Haan ghalti ho gayi mujh se maam aur mujhe is ki hi saza bhi mil gayi – main boli
Ab kya Karen bataiye – wo boli
Kuch nahi aao chalo bahar chalte hain – main boli , aur shahnaz ko lekar bahar aagyi campus me hi koi canteen thi jo mujhe us larki ne batayi thi main us ko talaash karne lagi
Canteen me pahunch kar main ek kursi pe baith gayi , wo canteen bahut achi thi aur bahut rush thaw aha zahir hai jahan pe students honge to whan ka mahaul aap log samajh hi sakte hain chai nasta hansi mazak yahi sab , hum dono ne bhi chai pee chai ki shukeen ko aaj bhi bahut kam peene ko mili thi
Khair hum logn ne chai pee uske bad wahin canteen se hi maine madam ko phone kiya aur bataya ki abhi tak kuch bhi nahi hua hum log intezaar kar rahe hain
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Bahut der ho gayi hai 5 baj gaya hai – wo boli
Jee madam ab bataiye kya Karen din bhar main pareshan rahi hun ab gussa bhi aa raha hai – main boli
Gussa kyun? – aur tum ko gussa kab se aane laga , wait karo main fir phone karti hun – wo boli
Thik hai – maine kaha
Acha ye batao wahan kya chal raha hai – madam ne pucha
Abhi tak to counselling chal rahi thi madam lekin ab wo khatam hoti dikh rahi hai b coz time over ho raha hai – maine bataya
Main abhi bata rahi hun – wo boli
Aap Batayengi kaise madam mere pas to mobile bhi nahi hai – maine kaha
Thik hai main un ko call kar rahi hun tum un ke pas pahuncho – wo boli aur phone cut ho gaya
Main fauran wahan se chal di aur andar aagayi jahan pe baithi thi mujhe laga kahin aisa na ho madam phone karen un ko aur fir main wahan na milun
Main andar aayi to wahan sir nahi the main fir baith kuch hi minute ke bad wo aaye aur bole beta wo , i am sorry lekin aj tumhari counselling nah ho payegi kyun ki sab bahut busy hain lekn tum pareshan mat ho maine puri bat kar lii hai kal subah tum thik 10:00 baje aa jana sab se pahle aap ka kaam ho jayega , agar aap aaj jaldi aa gayi hoti to koi pareshani hi nahi hoti lekin jo kaam pahle se chal raha hai ab us ko to chora nahi ja sakta – wo bole
Aap jo kah rahe hain wo thik hai lekin itni subah main kaise a paungi main yahan to rahti nahi hun , - main boli
Arey to aj yahin stay kar lo kal subah counselling us ke bad chali jana – wo bole
Kya main madam se baat kar lun aap please apna phone de sakte hain – maine kaha
Sure beta ye lo – unhone phone de diya , maine madam ko phone kiya aur puri baat batayi – madam ne kaha haan meri baat hui un se , ab wo jaisa kah rahe hain waisa kar lo beta kyun ki wajah koi bhi ho ghalti to apni hi hai na jo time pe nahi pahunchi – madam ne kaha
Thik hai madam main boli aur phone sir ko de diya , sir ne bhi madam se bat ki aur kaha arey ho jayega bas fikar na karo admission hona hai na wo karana meri zimmedari bas , madam se baat karne ke baad wo bole , to fir kal a jana
Thik hai – main boli
Tum ko rukne ki koi problem ho mera ghar hai aap log mere ghar me ruk sakte hain – wo bole
Nahi sir aisi koi problem nahi hai hum log stay kar lenge – maine kaha
rukoge kahan – unhone pucha
main hotel me stay karungi koi problem nahi hai abhi thora sa shahar me bhi kaam hai kuch lena hai purchasing bhi karni hai – main boli
thik hai beta waise tum chaho to mera ghar hazir hai koi takalluf mat karna – wo bole
arey nahi takalluf ki kya baat hai sir thank you very much aap ne itna kiya – main boli
agar kahin jana ho to thora wait kar lo main abhi free ho jaunga to aap logon ko chor dunga – wo bole
Nahi nahi hum log chale jayenge aisi koi problem nahi hai – main boli
Thik hai beta fir time se aa jana – wo bole
Ok sir thank you – un se vida lekar main wahan se bahar aa gayi
Bibbi ab kya karenge – shahnaz ne pucha
Kya karenge kuch nahi apna whi hotel zindabad chalte hain wahin – main boli
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Lekin hum log to kuch lekar bhi nahi aaye hain kapre bhi to nahi hain ab kya kal bhi main yahi pahne rahungi – wo pair patakti hui boli
Chalo naa abhi aap ko camera bhi lena hai to ek ek dress bhi le lete hain – main boli
Sach me aap camera aur dres dono dilaogi – us ne pucha
Yes – main boli
Wowwww – fir to acha raha aaj yahan aana – wo khush hote hue boli
Main shahnaaz ke sath chalti hui fir se canteen me aayi aur seema ko phone kar ke bataya ki main aaj nahi aa rahi hun kyun ki counselling kal hogi is liye ab main kal aaungi , seema se baat hui aur anty se bhi aunty boli koi baat nahi bibi tum bas apna aur shahnaz bi ka khyal rakhna
Thik hai aunty – aunty se bat karne ke baad maine socha shaizan ko bata to dun ki kya hua aaj mere sath warna wo pata nahi kya soch raha hoga yahi soch kar maine uska number milaya ring ja rahi thi lekin uth nahi raha tha us ka phone maine fir se milya to fir ring ja rahi thi lekin is baar phone utha
Hello – udhar se awaz aayi
Me – hello
He – yes kaun – wo bahut tez aur rude lahje me bola
Me – main gulnaaz
He – oooooh aaaap waah waaah bahut acha mazaak kiya aap ne – itni achi tarah se chottiya banaogi mujhe nahi pata tha –
aur is ke sath wo bina ruke pata nahi kya kya kahta aur bakta chala gaya jo meri samajh me hi nahi aaya ki ye kah kya raha hai
Mujhe us ka is tarah bat karna acha nahi laga kyun ki kam se kam ye to pata karna chahiye tha ki asal bat kya hai lekin wo non stop bole chala ja raha tha beahooda beten
Me - ab to pata chal gaya na
He – haan ab pata chal gaya ki chootiya banana aur dusron ko pareshan karna tum se seekhna chahiye
Me – thik hai - main aayi thi counselling me aur ja rahi hun , maine aap se kaha tha na ki agar qismat me milna hoga tabhi mulaqat hogi
He – jhooth mat bolo jhooth mat bolo tum aayi hi nahi ho
(aur us ke sath qismat aur qismat ko man ne walon galiyan )
Me - Main aayi thi aur ja bhi rahi hun -- bye now
Ye kah kar maine phone rakh diya aur wahan se bahar ki taraf chal dii
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New Update ----
Main shahnaz ke sath bahar ki taraf ja rahi thi tabhi wo larki aa gayi jis se mainemobile liya tha , mujhe dekhte hi wo muskurayi
Ho gaya aap kaam – main boli
Haan kuch lekin kal fir aana parega – wo boli
Arey bahut pareahani hoti hai har jagah bahut dauraya jata hai aaj kal – us ke sath ek lady thi wo boli
Oooh mammi ye hota hai koi janbujh kar hum logon ko pareshan nahi kar raha hai – wo boli
Oooh to ye aap ki mammi hain – maine un ko Namaste karte hue pucha
Haan wo boli – main us ki mom se baten karti hui bhar ki taraf chal dii , wo log kaffi educated aur tameez tahzeeb se wabastagi rakhne wale lag rahe the
Tabhi piche se mujhe kisi ne pukara excuse me madam rukiye – maine mud kar dekha to ek admi hum logon ko rukne ka ishara kar raha tha lekin ye nahi samajh me aaya ki wo kis ko bula raha hai
Paas akar wo mujhe se bola madam ap ka phone hai
Mera phone yahan kaise – main boli
Arey main cantees se aaya hun madam aap ne abhi kisi ko phone kiya tha to wo palat kar phone kar ke kah rahe hain ki aap ko bula dun , main idhar udhar aap ko dekh raha hun jab se aap canteen se nikli hoo – wo bola
Aap un se kah do ki wo gayi – main us se boli
Arey please madam aap khud chal ke ek baar kah diye wo kya hai mera kaam yahin ka hai aur main students se kisi tarah ka jhagra nahi kar sakta is liye sab kuch dekhna sochna parta hai – wo bahut hi samajhdari aur sharafat se baat kar raha tha
Maine kaha acha thik hai aap chaliye main aa rahi hun , maine us larki aur uski mom se kaha aap log rukiye main abhi a rahi hun ya fir aap jaiye
Wo boli aao hum log bahar ki taraf chalrahe hain – main fir se canteen me aayi aur us se pucha kis ka phone tha
Wo bola abhi ap ne jinko phone kiya tha un ko kar liye aur agar aap ko baat nahi karni to bhi un ko bol diye , kyun ki mujhe yahin rahna hai madam
Kyun wo kya koi mavaali badmaash hai – maine pucha
Pata nahi madam is shahar me kaun kya hai ye pata hi nahi chalta aur mujhe zaroorat bhi nahi hai mujhe kaam karna hai is liye sab mere customer hain aap ho ya koi ho ap yahan call kar ke kisi se bat karna chaho to kya main mana kar dunga – wo bola
Thik hai – maine shaizan ka number milaya us ne fauran phone uthaya
Hello– wo bola
Me– haan kaho kya problem hai
He– kuch problem nahi hai , ye batao tumhara mobile kyun band hai
Me– ye sab jan ne ki koi zarurat nahi hai , main fir kuch jhooth bol dungi
He– nahi nahi sorry – wo main bahut irritate ho gaya aaj din bhar
Me– to kaise pata chala ki main aayi hu aur jhooth nahi bol rahi
He– maine is number pe call back kiya to pata chala ki ye university ka hi number hai , phone kyun band hai ?
Me– koi zarurat nahi hai ye puchne ki badtamizi karo aur kuch nahi
He– sorry sorry sorry dear please ab main aap ki tarah suljha hua nahi hun pleaseab gussa mat kariye aur bataiye bat kya ho gayi
Maine us ko bataya ki kya problem hui aur kyun phone band ho gaya
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He– arey bap re – i am sorry mujhe laga aap ne mazaak kiya is liye mujhe gussa aaraha tha , mian 10:30 baje se --- arey main bhi kitna gadha hun faltu ki bakwaskar raha hun , tum wahin ruko main abhi aa raha hun main zyada door nahi hunisi area me aaj dhamal kar rakha hai maine
Me– nahi koi dikkat nahi hai yahan pahunchne ke liye maine aap se kaha tha abmera kaam ho gaya hai to koi zaruat nahi aap ko takleef karne ki ab main jarahi hun
He– acha takleef ki kya bat hai – main abhi aa rahaa hun jana nahi please
Yekahkar us ne phone band kar diyaa
Mainebhi wahan se bahar ki taraf chal dii , wo larki aur uski mom aur kuch larkiyan bahr ki taraf ja rahi thimain bhi tez tez chalti hui un ke paas pahuch gayi
Bahutsi larkiyan aa ja rahi thi aur larke bhi the hum log gate pe khare baten kar rahe the to whan kuchlarkon toil baneye hue kahre the jo aati jati hui larkyon pe coments karte huecher char kar rahe the
Bahutbadtamiz hain larke – main boli
Haanyahi ho gaya hai ab is shahar ka mahaul pata nahi kahan kahan se badtamiz aagaye hain yahan – wo larki boli
Tabhek larka uchalta koodta hua aaya aur un larkon ki bheer me mil gaya aur sabchillate hue haa huu karne lage , kuch der kebad ek auto aaya jis me wo larkiapni m kae sath chali gayi lekin hum logon me achi jaan pahchan ho gayi thi usne apne ghar chalne ko kaha to maine bata diya ki min abhi nahi aa sakti jis peus ki mom ne kaha acha fir kabhi aana , hum logon ne number bhi le liye ekdusre kaa
Kaffider ho gayi thi hum logon ko khare khare aur lagbhag sbhi log ja rahe aur shamho chuki thi
Bibbiab chalo na mujhe nahi lagta ab aayege wo aap ka friend – shahnaz boli
Dekhobeta wait to kiya itni der us ne khud phone kiya ki main aa raha hun – mainboli
To yahan aa gayi aap ahin canteen me rahti tokam se kam phone to kar sakti thi ya to pahchan hoti pahle se – wo boli
Uski baat to sahi thi lekin is waqt main bhi bahut thak chuki thi aur ja rahi thiki shaizan ka phone aaya aur rukna para , meri samajh me kuch nahi aa rha thaaur bewajah ki pareshani ka samna karna par raha tha
Mainekaha acha chalo wahin canteen me hi chalte hain – main boli aur us ko lekarandar chal dii
Abaise hi andar bahar karti rahiyega aap – wo boli
Andarpahunch kar hum log baith gaye aur chai pii chai ke thora sa kuch snacks bhiliya fir maine shaizan ko phone kiyaa
Me– hello kahan ho
He– arey yar itni der se tum ko dhundh raha hun main bhi yahin hun isi campus mewhan canteen me bhi gaya lekin tum kahin diokh nahi rahi ho
Me– ek minute – aap to aise kah rahehain ki main dikh nahi rahi hun jaise aap mujhe ache sepahchante hain
He– arey pahchanta nahi to kya hua dekhte hi pahchan lunga , lekin abhi tak aapdikhi nahi hain
Me– arey ye bewakoofi mat kariye maloom hai bas -- abhi kahan pe hain aap
He– main andar sab dekh ke gate pe aaya hun
Me– main canteen me hun is waqt
He– tum bahar aao
Me– kyun – aap yahan aaiye
He– arey wahan aana thik nahi hai tum bahar aao
Me– thik hai
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Mainfir wahana se bahar ki taraf chal dii is par shahnaz bahut chilla rahi thipair patakti hui
Patanahi kaun hai jo mil nahi pa raha – wo boli , aap bahar jaiye main yahin baithihun – us ne kaha
Nahi aap mere sath chaliye sharafat se aur munh band rakhiye – main thora sakht lahje me boli to wo fauran mere sath chal dii
Maingate pe akar khari ho gayi lekin koi aisa nahi dikha jo kisi ka intezar karraha ho , bas wahi kuch larke aur karkiyan yhan wahan khare baten karte hue
Ajeebshahar hai ajeeb log hain – main boli itni der apne yahan agar idhar se udharkarti to pata nahi kitne log puch chuke hote ki kya baat hai kyun pareshan hainlekin yahn to koi puchne wala bhi nahi – main boli
Ghurbatme koi puchne wala nahi hota
Jaltihai shamma phir bhi ujala nahi hota – shahnaz boli
Uski is baat pe main usko dekhne lagi --ek bar fir lamba intezar is waqt main chah rahi thi ki bs hum log hotel pahunchjayen kisi tarah lekin us ki jagah yahan khare hokar intezar karna par rha thajo ki eke k lamha bhut bhari par raha tha `
Chaloshahnaaz bhad me gaya – wo ab hum log chalte hain – main shahnaz se boli
Oohwoow thik hai bibbi jaldi chalo main bahut thak gayi hun – wo boli
Hanaur main subah se aaram kar rahi hun – maine kaha jis pew o hansne lagi
Achaek kam karte hain dekho wo yahin kahin hain aur apni bewakoofi ki wajah se humlogon ko tlash nahi kar pa rahe hain is liye main chahti hun ki ab ek bar batadun ki main ab ja rahi hun – maine kaha
Thkhai bibbi jo aap chahen – shahnaz ek lambi saans lete hue bahut dhire se boli
Iam sorry shahzadii – main boli bahut pareshan ho gayi aap
Itsok bibbi ab chaliye – wo boli ek bar fir duniya ke sab se bade bewakoofon kimanind canteen me pahunch gaye , wocanteen wale bhi pata nahi kya soch rahe honge mere bare me ,
Mainefir se shaizan ko phone kiiya , aur is bar ek sakht lahje me maine kaha shaizanab main ja rahi hun bahut der ho gayi ye natak karte hue ab kuch mat kahiyega
He– arey kab se dekh raha hun yar gate pe to aayi hi nahi ho tum
Me– akwaas band karo gate se canteen aur canteen se gate yahi kar rahi hun kitnider se ab koi zarurat nahi intezar ki aap jaiye aur mujhe bhi bakhsh diye
He– sirf 5 minute wait karo - ye kahkar usne phone cut kar diya
Abkya hua chalen – shahnaz boli
5minute wait bola hai – janab ne
Oooh– fir wait wo boli
Koibat nahi chalo tak tak tum uncle chips khao baith ke – main boli ,aur hum dono wahin baith gaye uncle chips ke sath eke k chai aur ho gayi hum logon ki , humlog chai pee rah the ki tabhi wo canteen wale ne akar kaha ki aap ko koi puchta hua aya hai please bahar aaiye
Main shahnaz ke sath bahar aayi aur us se pucha kaun puch raha hai to us ne ek ki taraf ishara kiya , maine palat kar us ko dekha aur dekhte hi boliii
Tum
Wo bhi dekhte hi bola – tum