Adultery ... కలసి వచ్చిన అదృష్టం (శతదృవంశ యోధుడు )

[stories1968]

బోర్లించిన మట్టి కుండల్లా   విచ్చు కొన్న తన పిర్రలు

[పులి]

అప్డేట్ బాగుంది

[raaki]

Super sir

[twinciteeguy]

A beautiful Madam was having trouble with one of her studens in 1st Grade class. Madam asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"

Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!"

Madam had enough. She took the Boy to the principal's office. While the Boy waited in the outer office, madam explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his

questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.

the Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.




Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Boy.: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Boy.: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grade should know. Theprincipal looks at Madam and tells her, "I think Boy can go to the 4th grade."

Madam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions.

Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy both agreed.

Madam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of"?

Boy, after a moment "Legs."

Madam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy.: "Pockets."
Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut
Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.

Boy.: Bubblegum
Madam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy.: Shake hands
Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy.: Tent
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy.: Wedding Ring
Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy.: Nose
Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy.: Arrow
Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy.: Firetruck
Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get it, u have to use urhand.
Boy.: Fork
Madam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy.: SURNAME.
Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy.: HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
"Send this Boy to
IIM AHEMEDABAD,
I got the last ten questions wrong myself!".

fantastic answers

[Sivakrishna]

అప్డేట్ చాలా బాగుంది

[kamal kishan]

బోర్లించిన మట్టి కుండల్లా   విచ్చు కొన్న తన పిర్రలు

ఒకడు అన్నాడుట 
మా తాతగారు బోర్లించిన మట్టి కుండలని వాయించి మంచి సంగీతం తెప్పించేవారు
అంటూ 
అది ఘటం అంటారు నాయనా.......అంటే 
మేము కూడా తెప్పిస్తాం బోర్లించిన మట్టి కుండల మీద మధురమైన సంగీతాన్ని కాకపోతే సువర్ణ పనిమనిషి తో...........

[kamal kishan]

కథ simply super శివ గారూ.....

నాకో సందేశం ఇచ్చ్చారు. ఈ ఎపిసోడ్ ద్వారా చాలా ధన్యవాదాలు

............కమల్

[utkrusta]

kirack update

[Sivakrishna]

చాలా అధ్పుతాం గా వుంది శివ రెడ్డి గారు

[VANAPARLA RAVIRAJU]

Super Up Date

[coolsatti]

అద్భుతంగా ఉంది శివారెడ్డి గారు... పని మనిషికి కూడా స్వర్గం చూపించారు

[Praveen-]

10 places women want to be touched

Forget a woman's cleavage, there are more erogenous spots that you can now explore to get your lady sexcited. Read on to discover her ten most sensuous body parts waiting to be discovered.


Women are sensuous creatures and they love being kissed and caressed. What guys often mistake is that they go straight for the woman's breasts or other private parts, without concentrating on her other moan zones. So, if you want to get your gal into the mood, stimulate some of her often-neglected body parts. Touch these places during for*play and sex, or just give her some pleasure after a hard day and she'll surely reward you with brownie points in bed.
Tresses All guys like women with gorgeous locks. But what you need to know is that women love being touched on their head. It's quite a stress reliever. Running your hands sensuously through her tresses is likely to send shivers down her spine. Massage her temples to the nape of her neck and she’ll be game to your desires. Nape of her neck In ancient Japan, the back of a woman’s neck was considered extremely attractive by men as it was one of the few zones that were not covered by the elaborate kimono. Today, very few men focus on the nape of the neck, but we suggest you build up the pleasure by gentle touching and kissing your lady love from her hairline down to her shoulders. It will make her reach dizzying heights of pleasure. Collar bone A well-defined collarbone is what men find irresistible. So, why not touch and kiss her there. Unbutton her shirt just a little and stimulate her collarbone with your touch. Create circles with your tongue and give her love bites right there, just to remind her of how much you want her.
Small of her back Most women love it when their guy places his protective hand against the small of her back as it shows that he feels very strongly about her. So, why not incorporate this gesture into your for*play routine, by kissing or licking down her spine to end up with a kiss on the small of her back. It will definitely get her into the mood for more!
Behind her knees This area is a power house of sensitive nerve endings. You can gently caress the back of her knee under her skirt while the two of you are in an open public space as it is sure to get her excited by the time you reach home.
Palms of her hands We use our hands to please our partners, but have you ever thought that you could arouse a woman by stimulating the palm of her hand? Run your finger along her palm as that will make her feel relaxed and ready for a sexy rendezvous ahead.
Her earlobes This is one of the most erogenous moan centers of a woman's body. Touching, kissing and even gently biting her earlobes will send her into a sexual tizzy. If you are getting extra adventurous, simply nibble around the outside of the rest of her ear as well, but don't put your tongue inside her ear. That's a major turn off! Happy feet There's nothing more sinfully seductive than a foot massage. It will help her relax, especially if her job requires her to be on them all day. Get yourself some aromatic massage oil or lotion. Pay extra attention to the pressure points such as her toes, ankles and the sides of her feet too. Some women love enjoy having their toes sucked, but others find it repulsive, so ask your babe what she would have you do before putting them in your mouth.
Soft thighs Touching a woman's inner thighs without touching her private parts is the most sensual tease that is sure to get her all charged up. Employ your hands and mouth to caress and kiss the insides of her thighs, remember to pull back before going all the way.

ఈ చిట్కాలు బాగా ఆలస్యంగా తెలుసుకుంటున్నాను శివా రెడ్డి గారు. చాలా అవకాశాలు మిస్సయ్యాను.

[Chandra228]

అప్డేట్ చాలా బాగుంది శివ గారు పని మనిషి బాగా coperation చేసింది ఇక సువర్ణ సంగతి చూడాలి ..

[Umesh5251]

Update chala bagundi bro

[sivalank]

Update chala bagundi bro

[VANAPARLA RAVIRAJU]

Update chala bhagundhi siva reddy garu  plz continue

[Terminator619]

Super అప్డేట్ శివ గారు...పని మనిషికి స్వర్గం చూపించారు

[Umesh5251]

Update bro

[Tvsubbarao]

Update please

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