[Kundalini]

Son: Mumma pados wale gupta uncle aaj mujhe kuch bta rhe the
Mom: Kya bta rhe the beta?
Son: Wo keh rhe the ki aaj unki patni do teen din k liye mayke gyi hai ye baat apni maa ko bta dena
Mom: Oh accha theek hai beta
Son: Par mumma ye baat wo aapko q bta rhe hein?
Mom: Beta unki patni mayke gyi hai to agle do teen din unka khana vagerah mai hi unke ghar jakar banaya karungi. 
Son: Aap q banayngi mumma?
Mom: Acche padosi hone k naate ye hamara farz banta hai beta. Agle do teen din beta mai ghar par kam hi rahungi.
Son: Mumma gupta uncle to keh rhe the ki wo aapko raat ko bhi apne ghar par hi rukwaynge. Aisa q keh rhe the wo?
Mom: Oh aisa keh rhe the kya tere gupta uncle? Beta unhe apni patni k bina raat ko akela mehsoos na ho isliye mujhe apne sath sulana chahte honge. Apni patni k jaane par hi unhe meri yaad aati hai huh. Beta lagta hai agle do teen din mai gupta ji k yahi rahungi. Tu wahi dophar aur sham mai khana khane aa jaya karna.
Son: Mumma gupta uncle ye bhi keh rhe the ki behtar hoga aap apne sath extra kapde laayein.
Mom: Uff pta ni in 3 dino mai kitne kapde fatenge aur khrab honge mere. Par neighbours k liye itna nuksaan to hum seh hi sakte hein. Han beta extra kapde sath le jana hi behtar hoga. Padosiyo k ghar mai hamare pas thode bohot kapde to rehne hi chahiye pehnne k liye agar koi emergency ho jati hai.

Son: Mumma aaj jab mai dophar khana khane aaya to aap kha thi?
Mom: beta mai gupta ji k sath unke bedroom mai thi. 
Son: Accha mumma par aap jab bahar aayi to aapki halat ekdum ast vyast thi, aapke baal bikhre hue the, lipstick faili hui thi, saree par silvate padi thi aur aapke blouse k bhi 2 button khule hue the.
Mom: Beta wo mai aur gupta ji bedroom mai ek game khel rhe the. Use khelte khelte hi ye sab ho gya.
Son: Kya raat mai bhi whi game khel rhe the aap dono? qki jab mai dinner k liye aaya tab bhi aisa hi tha.
Mom: Han beta tere gupta uncle ko wo game bohot pasand hai. Saara din mere sath whi khelte rhe. Lagta hai agle teen din whi game khelne ka irada hai inka. 
Son: Mumma kya ye game bohot thaka deta hai? Qki aapki sanse dono baar fool rhi thi jab aap aayi.
Mom: Han beta kaafi thaka deta hai ye game. Par tere gupta uncle zyada accha khelte hein ye game. Mai thak jaati hun par wo ni thakte. Mujhe hi aakhir mai har mankar unhe khel khtm karne ki request karni padti hai.
Son: Mumma aap meri maa hokar kaise gupta uncle se haar sakti hein. Apko unhe is khel mai harana hi hoga. 
Mom: Beta mai koshish to karti hun. Par unhe is khel ka bohot tajurba hai. Saalon se mai hi unse haarti aa rhi hun. 
Son: Mumma shyad aapko apna khel ka tareeka badalna padega tabhi aap gupta uncle se jeet payngi. Aapko unki koi kamzori dhoondni hogi jisse ki wo game mai kamzor pad jayein. 
Mom: Shyad tu theek keh rha hai beta. Unki do kamzoriyan to mai janti hun. age se mai unki inhi kamzoriyon ka fayda uthane ki koshish karungi. Par beta uske liye mujhe apne dressing style mai badlav karna hoga.
Son: han q nahi mumma, agar isse aapke gupta uncle ko harane k chance badhte hein to. Vaise kaise badlav karne honge aapko?
Mom: Beta iske liye mujhe apna blouse chota karwana padega. 
Son: Kya chota blouse gupta uncle ki kamzori hai? 
Mom: Han beta chota blouse hi gupta uncle ki kamzori hai. Agar mai chota blouse pehnungi to gupta uncle jaldi game mai past ho jaynge.
Sos: Fir to aap chote se chota blouse pehno mumma. Taki gupta uncle jald se jald game me aapse har jayein.
Mom: Ni beta zyada chota bhi mat karwa mera blouse. Warna mohalle k tere saare uncles mere sath game khelne lag jaynge.

Son: Mumma mohalle k log kehte hein ki aapki chaal badal gyi hai jabse aap gupta uncle k yha rehkar aai ho.
Mom: Accha beta aisa kehte hein mohalle k log? Lagta hai mohalle wale meri chaal par kaafi dhyan dete hein. Beta maine gupta ji se kitna kha ki us taraf se na khelein ki meri chaal badal jaye. Par wo maane hi nahi.
Son: Par mumma gali k baaki uncles complain kar rhe hein ki aap gupta ji k sath 3 din rehti ho par unke sath kabhi ni rehti. 
Mom: Beta ab mai sabke sath kaise reh sakti hun. Par mai gali k baaki mardo se time to time milti rehti hun. Fir bhi pta ni ve q complain kar rhe hein.
Son: Han mumma ve bta rhe the ki aap sabse milke sabko barabar khush rakhti ho par aapki gupta ji ko di gyi special preference se wo naraz ho gye hein. Wo keh rhe the ki aapne neighbours k beech bhedbhav kiya hai aur iski bharpai aapko karni padegi. 
Mom: Haaye beta mai apne padosiyo ka dil ni dukhana chahti thi. Mai unki bharpai karne ki koshish karungi beta. Aage se mai unke pas zyada tyme k liye jaya karungi.
Son: Mumma unhone btaya ki aage se zyada time to wo aapse lenge hi par bharpai k liye unke liye bhi aapko gali mai vhi chote blouse pehnne honge jo aapne gupta uncle k liye pehne. Mumma kya sab uncles ko aapko chote blouses mai dekhna pasand hai?
Mom: Han beta sab uncles ko mujhe gali mai chote blouses pehenke nikalte dekhna accha lagta hai. Pehle mai aisa kam hi karti thi. par mai ni chahti mujhpar bhedbhav k aarop lagein. Isliye mai tere uncles ki good side mai wapas aane k liye abse chote blouse mai hi bahar nikla karungi. Beta mai tujhe apne kai blouse de deti hun, tu tailor master k pas jakar inhe chota karwa lana.

Son: Mumma mai budhe tailor master k pas gya tha apke blouse chote karwane k liye. Par wo keh rha hai ki apna naap dene k liye aapko hi aana hoga.
Mom: Par beta unhone hi to mere ye blouse bhi mera naap lekar hi banwaye the.
Son: Han mumma par usne mujse kha ki teri maa ka naap aaye din badalta rehta hai isliye usi ko bhej tabhi wo aapke blouse chote karega. Usne ye bhi kha ki wo alag alag style se aapke blouse chote karega.
Mom: Uff ye buddha tailor bhi mera naap lene ka kabhi moka ni chhodta. Theek hai beta mai hi chali jaungi use naap dene.

Son: Mumma kya aap tailor ko naap de aayi? Badi der laga di.
Mom: Han beta de aai naap darzi ko. Wo har blouse ko sath k sath alter karke try karwa rha tha isiliye der ho gyi. Le mai tujhe bhi dikhati hun, dekh to kaise bane hein ye blouse.
Son: Mumma ye saare blouse to kaafi deep neck lag rhe hein.
Mom: Han beta maine darzi ko btaya ki mujhe gali k mardon ki narazgi dur karni hai to darzi ne kha ki blouse ka deep neck hona to minimum hai narazgi dur karne k liye. Uske baad alag alag mardo ki narazgi alag alag tarah ki hoti hai us hisab se har blouse mai modifications kiye. 
Son: Han mumma dekhiye to ye blouse to ekdum backless hai. 
Mom: Han beta darzi ne btaya ki gali k mardo ko aksar gali se guzarti aurat ko peeche se dekhna bhi kaafi pasand hota hai.
Son: Mumma is wale mai shoulder strip kitni patli hai. Aur ye blouse to bikini jaisa lag rha hai.
Mom: Beta tailor k anusar ye ajkal trending mai hai.
Son: Mumma ye wala blouse kaisa sila hai usne. Iska gala deep hone k sath sath kitna chauda bhi hai. 
Mom: Haaye beta is blouse ko to mai bhi tailor ki dukaan mai pehenkar sharma gyi thi. Iska gala tailor ne itna chauda bnaya hai ki mushkil se mere nipples dhakte hein isme aur unka areola tak bhi exposed rehta hai. Pehle to mujhe lga ki tailor se galti ho gyi ise banane mai par usne btaya ki usne bilkul accurate mere measurements lekar ise banaya hai. 
Son: To mumma kya aap ise pehenkar tailor ki dukaan mai khadi rhi?
Mom: Han beta pehle to maine neeche bra pehni thi, wo aadhi se zyada bahar hi dikh rhi thi to tailor ne btaya ki is blouse k neeche bra ni pehen sakte aur wo utarwa di. Tailor ne meri kuch pics bhi li aur kha ki inko dukaan par lagwayega.
Son: To mumma kya aap ye wala blouse bhi pehnkar gali mai niklengi.
Mom: Pta ni beta. Par tailor ne kha ki agar mai ye pehenkar niklungi to har tarah k mard ki narazgi guaranteed dur ho jaygi.
Son: Mumma agar usne guarantee di hai to aap check karna, aur agar guarantee fail ho gyi to usse jakar shikayat karna.
Mom: Beta usne kha hai ki agar is blouse ki guarantee fail ho gyi to agli baar wo ise aur chota free of cost kar dega aur tab iski triple gurantee dega.

[Kundalini]

Son: Mumma aap function mai ice cream chathte hue uncle ki taraf q dekh rhi thi? Aur wo bhi aapko itna q ghoor rhe the?

Mom: Beta mai dekh rhi thi ki tere uncle mujhe itna q ghoor rhe hein. Mai to bus icecream hi kha rhi hun.

Son: Mumma aap icecream to kha rhi thi par ekdum jeebh nikaal kar slow motion mai use choos rhi thi.

Mom: Beta mai icecream aise hi chusti hun qki mujhe adat pad gyi hai icecream aur uske jaisi cheezo ko aise choosne ki.

Son: Mumma aapko pta hai apko aise icecream chooste dekhkar uncle ki pant mai ek tambu ban gya tha. Maine dekha ki pehle wo ni tha par dheere dheere wo ban gya. Pta ni wo kya tha aur kaise ban gya.

Mom: Han beta mera dhyan bhi usi tambu par tha. Whi poochne mai fir unko lekar bathroom mai gyi.

Son: To kya pta chal paya mumma ki wo kya tha aur kaise ban gya?

Mom: Han beta kaafi acche se pta chlal gya ki wo kya tha. Wo tere uncle ko pareshan karne wali koi cheez thi. Par chinta mat kar beta, maine wo pareshani whi bathroom mai hi door kar di. Tere uncle ne thank you k roop mai mujhe icecream se bhi acchi cream khilayi.

[Kundalini]

Son: Mumma mera dost ravi mujhe chidhata hai aapko lekar
Mom: Mujhe lekar? Wo kaise beta?
Son: Mumma wo mujhe kehta hai ki teri maa upar se isliye zyada dikhati hai qki wo neeche se flat hai. Isiliye dheeli saree pehenti hai taaki pta na chale.
Mom: Tera dost ravi mere baare mai aisa sochta hai? Us din aaya to kitna sweetly baat kar rha tha. Mujhe kya pta tha wo mujhe aise judge kar rha hai. 
Son: Han mumma us din jab wo hamare ghar aaya uske baad se hi wo aisi baate kar rha hai. Aisa kya hua tha us din?
Mom: Kya pta beta. Mai to vaise hi tayyar hui thi aur behave kar rhi thi jaise aamtor par guests k aage karti hun. Han us din saree zara dheeli pehni thi. Beta mujhe pta hota ki ravi uska ye matlab nikalega to mai saree tight pehenti. Fir wo tujhe is baat par bilkul ni chidha pata.
Son: Mumma wo to mere sab dosto ko yhi baat bta rha hai aunty isiliye jhuk jhuk kar guests ko chai deti hein taaki unka dhyan neeche ki taraf na jaaye. Halaki mere dusre dosto ne usse agree ni kiya mumma. Wo kehte hein ki ni aunty neeche se bhi bohot healthy hein aur full charbidaar hein, par ravi maanta hi nahi aur aapki burai karta rehta hai.
Mom: Beta Mujhe ni pta tha ki meri ek din ki laparwahi se mere bete ko itni baate sunni padengi. Meri hi galti hai, maine socha ravi tera junior hai to us din laparwahi mai aise hi dheeli saree pehen li thi jabki tere baaki dosto k samne mai ekdum tight saree mai rehti hun. Zarur ravi is baat ka bura maan gya hoga. Beta agli baar bulana apne dost ravi ko ghar. Mai make sure karungi ki uski saari shikayat aur galatfehmi door ho jaye.

Son: Mumma ravi aa to rha hai lekin usne mere seniors se dosti kar li hai aur wo unko bhi sath lekar aayga.
Mom: Oh beta ye to mere liye duvidha ho gyi. Tere seniors mere sath jo harkate karte hein unko ravi dekhega to kya kahega. Wo to tere sath ka bhi ni, tera junior hai.
Son: Mumma isiliye to usne seniors se dosti ki. Usne kha ki teri maa mujhe junior samajhke halke mai le rhi thi aur meri respect ni kar rhi thi. isiliye mere liye dheeli saree pehenke aai aur mere baccho jaise gaal kheenche. Mumma wo aapse seniors jaisi respect lena chahta hai.
Mom: Oh beta mai to ravi ko baccha hi samajh rhi thi. Itna cute jo lag rha tha wo. Mujhe nhi pta tha wo iska itna bura maan jayga. Koi baat ni beta, ab mai samajh gyi hun. Ravi ne apni power pradarshit kar di hai. Ab mai usko seniors k jaisa hi treat karungi.
Son: Par mumma seniors to jab aate hein aapke sath kaafi playful rehte hein. Aapko idhar udar pinch karte rehte hein aur tv dekhte hue apko apni godi mai bhi bitha lete hein. Kya ravi bhi aapke sath ye sab karega?
Mom: Dekhte hein beta. Dekhte hein ki wo mera bhaar apni godi mai seh payga ya nahi hehe. 
Son: Haha nahi mumma wo nahi seh payga. Aap to usko pichka hi dogi.
Mom: Hehe

Son: Mumma ravi ne to aaj aapka bhaar kaafi acche se seh liya. Hum to expect hi nahi kar rhe the.
Mom (breathless): Han beta kuch zyada hi acche se.
Son: Mumma aap to lagbhag sara time ravi ki god mai hi baithi rhi aaj. Baaki seniors ko to bus shuru mai thodi der moka mila.
Mom: Han beta maine socha tha ki sabko ek bar moka deke fir aaram se side mai baith jaungi. Par ravi ne apni god se akhir tak mujhe uthne hi nahi diya.
Son: Mumma hum to soch rhe the wo pichak jayga. Par aisa to kuch ni hua.
Mom: Beta bus dikhne mai hi wo chota aur cute lagta hai. Aaj maine mehsoos kiya ki wo to asal mai kaafi sakht hai.
Son: Mumma kaisa lag rha tha aapko ravi ki god mai baith kar.
Mom: Accha lag rha tha beta. Wo mujhe kaan mai jokes bhi suna rha tha. Bus neeche thodi der baad kuch chubhne lga tha. Par fir maine khud ko aise adjust kar lia ki wo na chubhe.
Son: Mumma wo apko jokes suna rha tha par aap hans to ni rhi thi, aapke expressions to kuch aur hi the. Aur mumma mujhe to aisa lag rha tha ki wo aapke kan k pas kam aur gardan k pas se zyada aapko jokes suna rha hai.
Mom: Han beta uske jokes koi khas ni the, isliye mujhe hansi ki jagah dusre hi expressions aa rhe the. Maine usse kha bhi ki agli baar acche jokes yaad karke aana. Aur ni beta uske honth to mere kaan k pas hi the, wo to bus mai hi idhar udhar gardan hila rhi thi.
Son: Han mumma aap dekh rhi hongi ki sab seniors acche se time spend kar rhe hein ya nahi. Par mumma kuch der baad aap hilne q lagi thi aur fir aapne aap dono k upar chadar q daal liya tha?
Mom: Beta usne kha ki tumne apne bete ko god mai jhulakar bohot baar lori sunai hogi aaj mai tumhe sunata hun. Beta fir maine socha ki mai itni badi aurat bacche se lori sunti acchi ni lagungi isliye maine apne upar chadal daal li. Par tera chandu senior bohot badmash hai. Usne beech mai hi achanak se chadar kheench li.
Son: Han mumma yun achanak chadar hatne par aapka expression dekhne layak the. Aap ekdum se chonk gyi thi aur uthkar bhagkar chali gyi thi. par mumma jab chadar hati to aapki saree badi ast vyast thi aur ravi k hath aapki saree mai pta ni kha gayab the. Aur aapke blouse k do button bhi khule hue the mumma. 
Mom: Han beta wo ravi hi meri saree adjust kar rha tha. Shyad wo use us din k hisab se tight karna chahta tha par wo aur ulajh gyi. Is chakkar mai hi mere blouse k button bhi khul gye. Tabhi to mai bhagkar chali gyi.
Son: Par mumma aapko pta hai aapke uthte hi ravi ki pant mai bhi waisa hi tent nazar aaya jaise us din function mai uncle ki pant mai nazar aaya tha. Aur ravi chandu se kehta hai ki usne klpd karwa diya. Ye klpd kya hot hai mumma?
Mom (hanste hue): Hehe, pta ni beta kya hota hai.

[Kundalini]

Son: Mumma aaj dophar maine aapko 4-5 aadmiyon k sath khet mai jaate dekha. Kon the wo aur aap unke sath khet mai q ja rhi thi?
Mom: Oh tune dekha? Koi baat ni beta, wo mohalle k hi tere kuch uncles aur unke dost the. Mujhe khet mai ganne ka ras pilane le ja rhe the.
Son: Accha mumma to kya pilaya unhone aapko ras?
Mom: Han beta kaafi ras pilaya unhone apne apne ganno se.
Son: Mumma 5-5 ganno ka ras aaapne kaise piya hoga. Aap to ghar par bhi zyada khati peeti nahi.
Mom: Bus pee liya beta kisi tarah. Wo to sab mujhe ek sath pilana chah rhe the par maine ek ek do do karke pee liya. 
Son: Accha mumma to unme se kiska ras sabse accha tha?
Mom: Beta ras to usi ka sabse accha lagta hai jiska ganna sabse bda hota hai. Usi mai se sabse zyada ras bhi nikalta hai. Par bakiyon k ganne bhi kam ni the.
Son: Par mumma khet mai kaise unhone aapko ras pilaya hoga? Wha to koi ras nikalne ki machine bhi ni thi.
Mom: Beta mai ras ganna chuskar khud hi nikaal leti thi. Par kabhi kabhi unme se koi shyad mera kaam asan karne k liye khud ganna mere muh mai daal deta tha to dikkat hoti thi. Par fir bhi ras to nikal hi jata tha.
Son: Mumma mujhe bhi kuch log mile the, keh rhe the hum bhi teri maa ko ganne ka ras pilana chahte hein.
Mom: Accha aisa keh rhe the? Par beta mai aise hi kisika ras ni peeti, pehle ganna dekhti hun fir decide karti hun ki uska ras peena hai ki nahi.
Son: Mumma wo keh rhe the ki hamare ganne bohot bade aur mote hein, teri maa ko zarur pasand aayga unka ras ek bar chakh ke to dekhe.
Mom: Accha beta aisa keh rhe the wo. Theek hai beta mai chakh lungi. Kya pta saara garmiyon ka mosam fir unhi k ganne k ras ke sahare nikal jaye.

[Kundalini]

Son: Mumma pta hai aaj mohalle k whatsapp group mai hamare yha k maali ne ek video daali hai. Usme ek aurat raat mai watchman k chote se room mai jaati dikh rhi hai. Fir us aurat ki saree room se bahar aakar gir rhi hai, fir uska petticoat, fir blouse, aur fir bra panty. Fir mumma wo aurat aadhe ghante baad nangi hi bahar aati hai, apne kapde idhar udhar se samethti hai, aur khali area mai bhagkar ek ped k peeche ki taraf chali jaati hai. Mumma camera bilkul upar tha isliye us aurat ka chehra to ni dikha par usne ek light green saree pehni thi. Vaise mumma aapke pas bhi to ek light green saree hai na?

Mom: Han beta wo kisi wajah se gandi ho gyi thi isliye laundry mai di hai. Accha aage bta beta kya hua.

Son: Mumma us video k neeche likha tha ye mohalle ki hi ek shareef aurat hai. Ye jo bhi hai aaj sham tak meri dukaan par aakar mujse mile warna mai iska naam ujagar kar dunga. Ye likha tha mumma us video k neeche. Btao mumma hamare mohalle mai hi kon aisi badchalan aurat hai jo raat ko security guard k yha jaati hogi.

Mom: Beta kisi ko aise judge ni karna chahiye. Wo aurat bhi koi respected insan hi hogi.

Son: Par mumma respected kha rhi jab guard ne yun hi uske kapde utarkar bahar fenk diye.

Mom: Han ye to hai beta. Mene kitni baar... Mera mtlb us aurat ne kitna kha hoga ki kapde aise bahar mat fenko. Par is security guard ne uski ek na suni hogi. Aur beta jab ek aurat k kapde utar rhe hote hein to wo bebas bhi ho jati hai aur sab bus swikaar kar leti hai.

Son: Theek hai mumma par sab hone k bad wo kam se kam security guard se hi keh sakti thi apne kapde andar laane k liye.

Mom: Beta kuch mardon ko mza aata hai ye karne mai. Wo pehle hamein meethi meethi baate karke apne pas bulate hein aur istemaal karke hame nangi hi kamre se bahar nikaal dete hai fir chahe hamara kuch bhi ho. Bohot shararti hote hai beta ye.

Son: Hamein?

Mom: M...mera mtlb ham aurton ko. Mtlb Jo bhi inke pass jaati hai. Jaise ye bechari gyi thi.

Mom: Accha beta mai zra market ja rhi hun

Son: Market q ja rhi ho mumma?

Mom: Kuch kaam hai beta. Hamare gamle k phool par khatra aa gya hai. Usi ko bachane k liye mujhe market jana hoga.

Son: Wo to bda sundar fool hai mumma. Na jaane uspar kaise khatra aa gya.

Mom: Sundar foolon par hi khatra aata hai beta. Tarah tarah k bhavre unka ras lene ki koshishein karte hein. Kal hi ek bhavre ne ras piya tha aur aaj bhi lagta hai ek aur bhavra uska ras le lega.

[Kundalini]

Very very hot erotic conversations bas sath mai kuch action dekhne milta to maza ata

Isme bus conversations hein different scenarios mai

[Kundalini]

Son: Mumma ravi bta rha tha ki wo aapka insta account chalwane mai madad karta hai. Kya ye sach hai? 
Mom: Han beta Ravi bohot helpful ladka hai. Wo meri help kar rha hai mera instagram account chalwane mai.
Son: Mumma aapne apna insta account kab banaya?
Mom: Beta maine dekha ki Mohalle ki kai aurton aur ladkiyon k instagram par account hein to maine bhi bna liya. Maine uspar apni pics bhi daali lekin koi zyada response hi ni mila jabki baki ladies ko to theek thak likes aur views milte hein. Tab shyad tere dost ravi ne mera insta account dekh liya aur mujhe uspar message kiya ki vo mere likes aur views bhadhwa sakta hai.
Son: Kaise mumma?
Mom: Bus beta usne kuch tareeke aur poses bataye pics lene ke. Usne mujhe reels banane ko bhi kha aur uske dance steps bhi suggest kiye. Wo daily mujse practice karwata hai aur use photos videos bhejne ko kehta hai. Jab usko lagta hai ki maine pose ya step acche se seekh liya hai tabhi wo ok karta hai aur mai wo pic ya reel insta par daal deti hun.
Son: Accha mumma mujhe to pta ni wo kaise poses aur dance steps hote hein par kya usse response behtar hua?
Mom: Han beta bilkul. Ab mujhe acche khase likes aur views milte hein aur mere followers bhi badh rhe hein. 
Son: Par mumma maine to mohalle ki aurton ko kehte suna hai ki aap insta par besharm ho gyi ho views badhane k liye.
Mom: Beta wo jalan k maare keh rhi hein, mere followers unse zyada jo ho gye hein. Aurton ko chhod, mohalle k tere uncles k comments padhaiyo meri pics aur reels pe kitne appreciative hote hein.
Mummy fir kuch sochne k bad: Ni beta rehne de tu comments mat hi padhiyo. Mai aise hi tujhe bta deti hun ki tere uncles k comments kaafi... umm... supportive hote hein. Unka mujhe bohot positive response milta hai aur bohot pyar bhi milta hai apni posts pe. Kuch to mujhe dm karke bhi mere poses aur dance steps ki tareef karte hein.

[Kundalini]

Can you tell sons age here i think its under age

Doesn't matter, son is not involved in any sexual activity.

[Kundalini]

Son: Mumma aaj to ravi aapki insta reel class k kuch baccho ko bhi dikha rha tha.
Mom:Tune bhi dekhi kya beta?
Son: Ni mumma mujhe to usne dekhne hi ni di, bus jub maine pucha ki yha jhund q lga hai to bola teri maa ki reel dekh rhe hein. Mumma use dekhte hue kuch ladke to seeti bhi bajane lage. Aur keh rhe the ki kya maal hai yaar. Maal kya hota hai mumma?
Mom: Beta ye aurat ki tareef karne ki ek term hi hai jise mard log istemaal karte hein. Agar class k ladke bhi mujhe dekhkar ye term use kar rhe hein to ye shyad mere liye garv ki baat hai. Aur kya keh rhe the beta ve meri reel dekhte hue?
Son: Mumma vo keh rhe the ki is umar mai bhi kya hilati hai. Jab chalti hai hai to aage peeche dono khoob hilte hein. Ispar ravi bola ki maine hi use aise chalna sikhaya hai. Mumma kya ravi ne aapko chalne ka nya tareeka sikhaya hai?
Mom: Han beta usne sikhaya hai mujhe chalne ka nya tareeka. Phle to wo bus seedhiyon se upar neeche utarne par kaam karta tha par ab to wo normal chalne par bhi kaam karne lga hai. Aur usse sachme views badhte hein. Ab to mai real life mai bhi bahar nikalti hun to vaise hi chalti hun. Aur wha par bhi views badh rhe hein.
Son: Par mumma wo hilne ka kya keh rhe the?
Mom: Kuch ni beta wo body parts hi hein. Chalne par body parts hilte hi hein. Bus mere kuch body parts ab zyada hilne lage hein.
Son: Accha mumma vaise aaj ravi bus me aate hue mujhe bta rha tha ki ek twerking naam ka dance step hai jo wo aapko ajkal sikha rha hai. Usme bhi aapko koi body part hilana hota hai par aap use theek se kar ni pa rhi ho.
Mom: Are han beta pta ni kaisa dance step hai. Koshish to mai karti hun use karne ki par shyad mera wo body part kuch zyada hi bda hai. Halaki tera dost to kehta hai ki jitna bda ho utna hi is step k liye accha hai. Thoda thoda to beta ab mai us step ko karne lagi hun, par tera dost kehta hai ki jab ekdum perfect tareeke se kar paungi tabhi use insta par par post kar sakti hun jahan hamare mohalle wale aur baki sab mujhe wo dance step karte dekhenge. Daily mai ravi ko us step ki progress bhejti hun, dekhte hein wo kab approve karta hai.

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Son: Happy birthday mumma

Mom: Thank you beta

Son: Mumma kaisa rha aapka janmdin?

Mom: Accha tha beta. Tere doston ne party mai aakar aur accha bna diya.

Son: Han mumma mere dost keh rhe the ki koi bhi party miss kar sakte hein par aunty ki birthday party ni. Kaafi moj masti ki unhone party mai. Aapke sath dance bhi kiya. Jagah kam hone ki wajah se wo aapse kaafi kareeb se dance kar rhe the.

Mom: Han beta kuch to mere peeche meri kamar pakade bilkul mujse chipak kar dance kar rhe the. I'm sure jagah kam hone ki wajah se hi aisa ho rha hoga.

Son: Par mumma aapko unconfortable to ni lga wo sab sath milkar aapko gher kar aapke sath jab dance kar rhe the? Us samay to aap bahar se dikh bhi ni rhi thi.

Mom: ni ni beta uncomfortable kaisa. wo moments to puri party ki highlights the. there dosto ne milkar mujhe charo taraf se gherkar mere sath dance kiya.

Son: Mere dosto ne milkar ravi k hatho aapko ek gift bhi to diya hai na mumma. kya gift diya hai unhone?

Mom: Are han beta, tere dosto ne ek pyara sa gift bhi diya hai mujhe. Usme ek dress hai.

Son: Accha mumma zra pehen kar to dikhaiye wo dress.

Mom: Abhi pehenkar aati hun.

Son: Are mumma ye kaisi saree hai. Ye to bilkul transparent hai.

Mom: Han beta ye net saree hai.

Son: Aur mumma aapka blouse bhi kitna transparent hai. Saree ka pallu aur blouse dono hone k bavjud aapki bra saaf saaf dikh rhi hai.

Mummy neeche apna blouse dekhte hue: Hmm beta wo to hai

Son: Aur mumma is net saree mai neeche aapki panty bhi saaf saaf dikh rhi hai.

Mom: han beta ye black bra panty bhi dress k sath hi mili thi. accha beta le mobile aur is dress mai meri kuch acchi si photos kheech de.

Son: Photos q mumma?

Mom: Insta par dalni hai beta.

Son: Mumma aap is dress mai photos insta par dalogi?

Mom: Han beta Insta par is photo k sath ravi aur tere dosto ko tag karke unko is gift k liye thankyou kahungi.

Son: mumma kya is dress ki pic insta par dalna sahi rahega?

Mom: Beta kisi ke diye gift ka samman karna chahiye. Tere doston ne mujhe ye dress gift ki hai iska mtlb yhi hai ki wo chahte hein mai ye pehnu. Unka mujhe ye gift karna show karta hai ki wo is dress ko mere layak samajhte hein aur mujse expect karte hein ki mai ise pehenkar bahar niklun, aur aisa na karke mai already unka aur unke diye gift ka apmaan kar rhi hun. Shyad mai ise pehenkar bahar na ja sakun, par insta par to iski pic dalkar unka aabhaar jta sakti hun.

Son: Ok mumma mai khichta hun photo

Son: Vaise mumma gupta uncle ne kya gift diya?

Mom: Beta wo mujhe private mai gift denge. 

Son: Mumma jab pichli bar unka janamdin tha to aapne bhi unko private mai hi gift diya tha

Mom: Han beta hum ek dusre ko unhi k gifts return karte rehte hein. Accha aur to dekh beta kis kis ne kya gift diye hein.

Son: Mumma maali ki taraf se aapke liye lal gulab ka fool aaya hai. Ispar ek sticker bhi hai jispar likha hai- "Apne bageeche ka sabse sundar gulab bhej rha hun. Par is gulab ka ras feeka hai aapke lal hothon k ras k samne." Mumma ye dialogue isne zarur kisi kitaab se uthaya hoga.

Mom (smiling): Kya pta beta.

Son: Aur mumma watchman ne ek light green colour ki saree di hai gift mai. Aur iske sath likha hai- "Chandni raat mai, paid neeche khaat mai, tum jazbaat mai, saree hath mai.". Ye to usne shayari likhdi mumma. Iska kya mtlb hua?

Mom (shayari se impressed): Pta ni beta, shyad kisi raat jakar puchna padega usse.

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Son: Mumma aaj maine aapko apne dosto k sath OYO hotel mai jaate dekha. Aap mere dosto k sath oyo hotel mai q gyi thi?
Mom: Beta tere dost mujhe ghumane le gye the oyo hotel mai. Wo aksar jab unka dil karta hai to mujhe ghumane oyo hotel le jaate hein.
Son: Accha mumma par aap ghumne k liye hamari colony k saste oyo hotel hi q jaati hein? Pta hai is wajah se log aapko cheap aur sasti aurat kehte hein. Mujhe aapke liye cheap shabd sunna bilkul accha nahi lagta. 
Mom: Beta mai kya karun, mujhe tere dost saste hotel mai hi le jaate hein.
Son: Par mumma maine to abhi recently dekha ki mere dost ek ladki ko 5 star hotel mai bhi ghumane le ja rhe the. Fir aapko wo saste oyo mai q le jaate hein?
Mom: Beta wo young ladki hogi. Young ladkiyan mehnge hotelon mai hi jaane par raazi hoti hein. Meri ab age ho gyi hai. Mujhe to koi saste hotel mai le jaye yhi badi baat hai.
Son: Q mumma aap bhi mehnge hotelon mai hi jaane par raazi hua karo. 
Mom: Ni beta mehnge hotelon mai sab young ladkiyon ko ghumane le jaate hein. Mujhe to aamtorpar par log kheton aur jangalon mai hi ghumane le jaate hein. Ganimat hai beta tere doston ne mujhe fir bhi hotel k layak samjha, sasta oyo hi sahi.
Son: Fir bhi mumma kya aap kuch aisa nahi kar sakti ki mere dost us ladki ki tarah aapko bhi 5 star hotel le jaane k layak samajhne lagein? Fir mai bhi logon ko jawab de sakunga ki mera maa koi sasti aurat nahi, kaafi mehngi aurat hein.
Mom: Theek hai beta agli baar jab tere dost mujhe oyo ghumane le jaynge to mai koshish karungi ki wo mujhe 5 star na sahi 2-3 star hotel k layak to samajhne hi lagein.

[Kundalini]

Son: Mumma hum jab bhi market jaate hein to kai dukaandar nikalte hue aapki back par marte q hein?
Mom: Beta un dukandaro ne mujhe discount dia hota hai. To bus wo discount hi yaad dila rhe hote hein mujhe is tarah se.
Son: Accha mumma mtlb jab bhi koi dukandar apki back par marta hai iska mtlb usne apko discount dia hai?
Mom: Han beta. Jitna zor se marta hai iska mtlb usne utna zyada discount dia hai.
Son: Fir to lagta hai mumma ki ye bra panty ki dukaan wale aapko sabse zyada discount dete hein qki ye hamesha nikalte hue aapki back par itni zor se maarte hein ki aapki aah nikal jati hai.
Mom: Han beta ye bra panty wale mujhe hamesha 50% discount dete hein. Mai inki regular grahak hun, isliye ye mere sath kaafi friendly bhi ho gye hein.
Son: Han mumma aap to hafte mai do baar nye bra panty khareedti ho. Pta ni aapke bra panty itni jaldi kaise khrab ho jaate hein.
Mom: Bus beta wo kisi wajah se fathte rehte hein. Isliye mujhe naye lene padte hein.
Son: Mumma agar aapke itne bra panty fatenge to ghar ka budget bigad jayga.
Mom: Tu sahi keh rha hai beta. Iska kuch solution nikalna padega. 50% discount milne par bhi mera bra panty ka kharcha kaafi badh gya hai.
Son: Vaise mumma wo jo nayi kapdo ki dukaan khuli hai lagta hai wo aapko bilkul discount ni dete jabki aap to unke pas kai baar ja chuki ho par wo aapki back ko chutey bhi nahi.
Mom: Han beta bohot sakht mijaz hein uske maalik k. Dukaan k salesmen ko to maine mna liya tha mujhe discount dene k liye par unka maalik unhe bilkul discount ni dene deta.
Son: Ye to fir aapko kaafi mehnga pad jata hai mumma, qki us shop par to aap kai baar shopping kar chuki ho.
Mom: Han beta wo log latest trend k kapde rakhte hein apni shop par isliye mujhe wo shop kaafi acchi lagti hai. Par uska patthar dil owner mujhe bilkul bhi discount ni lene deta. Mai bhi dekhti hun beta kabtak ni dega wo discount.


Son: Are mumma aaj to lagta hai us shop k owner ne aapko discount de hi diya jis tarah se usne aapki back ko chua tha.
Mom: Han beta aaj maine us owner se discount le hi liya.
Son: Ye kaise kiya mumma aapne?
Mom: Bus beta maine us owner ko apne dil k jazbaat dikhaye aur lagta hai mere dil k jazbaaton ko dekhkar uska patthar dil bhi pighal gya.
Son: Han mumma aisa hi lagta hai. Vaise mumma aapne owner ko changing room se q aawaz di thi?
Mom: Beta uski jo dress mai changing room mai try kar rhi thi usme fault thi. Uske kuch aage k button theek se lag ni rhe the. Usi k liye maine owner ko awaz di thi.
Son: Mumma lagta hai us owner ko fault theek karne mai kaafi time lag gya, qki wo aadhe ghante baad aapke changing room se nikla.
Mom: Han beta pehle to wo fault dekhkar ghabra gya tha aur use theek karna hi ni chahta tha, fir maine zabardasti uske hath pakadkar fault par lga diye aur use acche se fault mehsoos karaya, uske bad to wo jut gya fault theek karne mai aur aadhe ghante tak theek karta rha.
Son: Acchi baat hai mumma, aage se hamein is shop par bhi discount mil jaya karenge
Mom: Han beta, aaj to usne bus 10% discount diya, mai aage ise aur badhwane ki koshish karungi.

[Kundalini]

Son: Mumma maine aapki photo hamare college ki boys toilet mai lagi dekhi

Mom: Sach beta?

Son: Han mumma 

Mom: par kisi k pas meri photo kahan se aayi hogi?

Son: Shyad kisi ne aapke insta account se li hogi, qki us photo mai aapne ek pose bnaya hua tha

Mom: Dekha beta ravi kitna knowledgeable hai. Uske bataye poses ki wajah se mai famous hoti ja rhi hun.

Son: Is tarah se to maine socha hi nahi tha mumma, par koi aapki photo toilet mai q lagayga?

Mom: Beta kisi ko meri insta pics pasand hongi aur usne mera prachar karne ka socha hoga. Han wo koi aur jagah sochta to shyad zyada behtar hota, par toilet bhi ek public place hi hai. Use meri photos k liye ye jagah sahi lagi hogi. 

Son: Mumma us photo k neeche aapka whatsapp number bhi likha tha.

Mom: Oh tabhi mai sochun beta mujhe kuch dino se itne WhatsApp message q aa rhe hein

Son: Kya msg aa rhe hein mumma aapko?

Mom: Beta ladke mujhe apni pic bhejte hein aur usse sambandhit sawal puchte hein?

Son: Kaise sawal?

[b]Mom: [/b]Beta wo puchte hein ki jis bhi cheez ki unhone pic bheji wo mujhe kaisi lagi?

Son: To kya aap unke msg k jawab deti ho?

Mom: Han beta mai hamesha jawab deti hun. Kisi ne apna samay lagakar mujse sawal kiya to mujhe jawab dena hi chahiye

Son: Aap kya jawab deti hein mumma?

Mom: Beta mai unhe bta deti hun ki jis cheez ki unhone pic bheji wo mujhe kaisi lagi. Ab to beta wo mujhe toilet se hi whatsapp par video call bhi kar dete hein.

Son: Video call par wo kya baat karte hein?

Mom: Beta video call par wo baat to kam hi karte hein. Wo bus call par camera set karke toilet mai apna peshab wagerah karte rehte hein.

Son: Wo aapko video call par khudko peshab karte dikhate hein!?

Mom: Han beta

Son: Aisa q karte hein wo? Aur aap unko aisa karte dekhti ho?

Mom: Kya pta beta q karte hein. Beta wo mujse request karke kehte hein ki aunty mujhe peshab karte dekho to mai unko peshab karte ya kuch aur karte dekh leti hun. Halaki ab to unme se repeat wale ladko ne request karna band kar diya hai. Jab unki call uthati hun to wo mujhe seedha peshab karte ya kkuch aur karte hi nazar aate hein aur mai bus dekhti rehti hun jabtak ki unka kaam khtm ni ho jata.

Son: Mumma aap unke call uthati hi q ho? Aap mat uthaya karo.

Mom: Beta agar mai call ni uthati to wo mujhe fir msg karke tarah tarah k shabd kehte hein. Usse pta chalta hai ki wo mujse naraz ho gye hein aur maine unka dil dukha diya. Isliye beta mai calls utha leti hun. Bus thoda ajeeb tab lagta hai jab wo mujse kuch demands karne lagte hein.

Son: Kaisi demands mumma?

Mom: Beta wo pehsab karte hue mujse apna muh kholne aur jeebh bahar nikalne ko kehte hein. Aur jab mai aisa karti hun to kai bar achanak se meri screen dhundhli ho jaati hai pta ni q.

Son: Kya pta mumma, par hal filhal mai hamare college k kai ladko k mobiles khrab hue hein bheegne ki wajah se. Kuch ameer ladke hein wo keh rhe hein agli baar wo waterproof phone khareedenge.

[Kundalini]

Son: Mumma kya aapne ravi ko apni topless photo bheji?
Mom: Q puch rha hai beta?
Son: Mumma aaj wo mujhe apne fone mai dikha rha tha ki dekh teri maa ne mujhe kya bheja.
Mom: Han beta maine bheji thi apni topless photo ravi ko
Son: Q mumma?
Mom: Beta mujhe lag rha tha ki meri chuchiyan latakne lagi hein. Ispar mai ravi ka opinion janna chahti thi ki kya sachme wo latakne lagi hei.
Son: Mumma aap is par ravi se q opinion leti ho? wo is baat ko lekar mujhe chidhata hai ki dekh teri maa mujhe apni chuchiyon ki photo bhejti hai.
Mom: Beta mujhe ravi is mamle mai expert lagta hai. Maine uski insta profile ki following list dekhi, usme wo badi badi chuchiyon wali aurton ko follow karta hai. Isliye maine uska opinion liya. Aur uske reply se mujhe kaafi reassurance bhi mili. Usne mujhe btaya ki meri chuchiyan halaki kuch latakne lagi hein lekin fir bhi kaafi theek hein. Usne mujhe inka latakna rokne k kuch upaay bhi bataye.
Son: Kaise upaay mumma?
Mom: Beta usne koi massage batayi hai. Details wo milne par hi batayga. Use agle hafte ghar bula lena beta, mai massage k liye tayyar rahungi.



Son entering room: mumma ravi chala gya hai. Aapki massage ho gyi ky.... Are mumma aap table par pet k bal topless q leti ho?
Mom: Beta wo to teri aane ki awaz sunkar mai pait k bad let gyi thi, warna isse pehle mai peeth k bal hi leti thi. Zra wo meri zameen par padi bra to pakda de beta, aur pakdakar apna chehra ghuma lena.
Son (bra zameen se uthake mummy k hatho mai pakdarkar aur chehra ghumakar): mumma kya ravi ne aapki topless hi massage ki?
Mom: Han beta bra tak k kapde to maine khud hi utar diye the par ravi ne kha ki ye bra bhi utarni padegi tabhi massage ho paygi.
Son: Fir usne massage ki kya mumma?
Mom: Han beta jab meri bra bhi utar gyi fir usne tel lagakar acche se meri chuchiyon ki massage ki.
Son: Mumma mai samajh sakta hun ki ravi ne aaj aapki upar se massage kar daali hai. Par fir aapke neeche k kapde kha gye mumma? Aap to neeche bhi bus panty mai ho.
Mom: Beta ganimat hai ye panty salamat hai, warna ravi to ise bhi utarna chahta tha. Wo mujhe full body massage dena chahta tha. Wo to maine hi use rok liya ki aaj bus upar ki hi massage dedo.
Son: Bohot accha kiya mumma. Use apni panty mat utarne dena mumma. Bus upar upar se hi massage lena usse.
Mom: Pta ni beta kab tak rok paungi mai use meri panty utarne se.
Son: Ni mumma mujhe aap par vishwas hai ki aap apni panty bacha sakti hein aur use roke rakh sakti hein apni panty utarne se.
Mom: Thank you beta mujhpar vishwas rakhne k liye. Mai koshish karungi ki tera ye vishwas kuch samay tak to chale. Beta maine aaj apni panty to bacha li fir bhi usne panty k upar se hi meri back par massage ki. Aur uski ungliyan bar bar panty k andar bhi ja rhi thi.
Son: Mumma mai aapke liye us dukaan se tight panty le aaunga, usme ravi ki ungliyan andar ni ja payngi.
Mom: Ok beta I hope teri baat sahi nikle. Dekhte hein agli baar ravi ki ungliyan meri panty mai ghus paati hein ya nahi
Son: Mumma ravi ne massage dete hue aapko kuch chot to ni pohchai
Mom: Ni beta tere dost ravi ne koi chot ni pohchai mujhe, acche se massage ki meri. Bus jab wo meri chuchiyon ko dabane k bad mere nipples twist karta tha to dard hota tha.
Son: Mumma aapne roka q ni use aisa karne se?
Mom: Beta usne kha ki chuchiyon k sath unke nipples ka bhi healthy aur sudool hona zaruri hai. Usne btaya ki jaise acchi chuchiyon ki shape kapdo k upar se hi pta chal jaati hai vaise hi acche nipples ki shape bhi kapdo k upar se hi pta chalni chahiye. Shyad wo sahi keh rha hai beta. Uski insta following list mai jo aurtein hein unke nipples ki shape unke kapdo se dikhti rehti hai.
Son: Mumma vo videshi aurtein hongi
Mom: Beta aurat to har jagah aurat hi hoti hai. Unki body bhi har jagah ek jaisi hoti hai. Tere dost ravi ko badi badi sudool chuchiyon aur nipples wali aurtein pasand hein. Zarur aisi aurtein sundar hi maani jaati hongi. Mujhe to beta un aurton se jalan ho rhi thi. Fir bhi tera dost ravi mujh jaisi samanya chuchiyon wali ki madad karne aur massage dene aa gya. Kitna accha hai na beta wo. Pta ni uska aaj meri massage karne k bad meri chuchiyon par kya opinion rha hoga. Choti to ve hein hi un aurton se jinko ravi follow karta hai, par kahin use ye zyada choti to ni lagi? Beta tu mera ek kaam karega? Ravi se meri chuchiyon k baare mai puch lega ki use ye kaisi lagi?
Son: Mumma aap mujse kya puchwa rhi ho. Ravi mera junior hai.
Mom: Han par is mamle mai wo tujse kaafi senior hai
Son: Mumma kya ye puchna zaruri hai?
Mom: Han beta mujhe mere size ko lekar anxiety ho rhi hai. Man mai yhi sawal chal rha hai ki kahin mai choti to ni. Mana ki aas pados ki aurton se mai badi hun par un insta waliyon k samne to mai kuch bhi ni. Pta hai beta aaj bhi maine ye observe kiya ki ravi meri chuchiyon ki massage to kar rha tha par uska zyada dhyan meri back par hi tha. Btao beta jabki meri back par to panty bhi thi jabki meri chuchiyan uske samne bilkul nangi thi. Isliye beta uska opinion janna mere liye zaruri hai.
Son: Theek hai mumma agar aapke liye ye itna important hai to mai puch lunga ravi se aapki... Aapke size par opinion.
Mom: That's great beta. Aur beta direct mat puchna, usko pta mat chlne dena ki maine pucha hai warna ho sakta hai wo mere lihaaz k maare accha accha hi bole meri chuchiyon k baare mai. Usse baton baton mai apni taraf se hi puchna, jaise "tujhe meri maa ki chuchiyan kaisi lagi?", aur "kahin meri maa ki chuchiyan zyada choti to ni?", aur "tujhe meri maa ki back zyada pasand aai ya chuchiyan?"
Son (sigh): ok mumma

[Kundalini]

Xossipy algo automatically changed skool to college. Alright.