21-07-2025, 05:11 AM
Son: Mumma pados wale gupta uncle aaj mujhe kuch bta rhe the
Mom: Kya bta rhe the beta?
Son: Wo keh rhe the ki aaj unki patni do teen din k liye mayke gyi hai ye baat apni maa ko bta dena
Mom: Oh accha theek hai beta
Son: Par mumma ye baat wo aapko q bta rhe hein?
Mom: Beta unki patni mayke gyi hai to agle do teen din unka khana vagerah mai hi unke ghar jakar banaya karungi.
Son: Aap q banayngi mumma?
Mom: Acche padosi hone k naate ye hamara farz banta hai beta. Agle do teen din beta mai ghar par kam hi rahungi.
Son: Mumma gupta uncle to keh rhe the ki wo aapko raat ko bhi apne ghar par hi rukwaynge. Aisa q keh rhe the wo?
Mom: Oh aisa keh rhe the kya tere gupta uncle? Beta unhe apni patni k bina raat ko akela mehsoos na ho isliye mujhe apne sath sulana chahte honge. Apni patni k jaane par hi unhe meri yaad aati hai huh. Beta lagta hai agle do teen din mai gupta ji k yahi rahungi. Tu wahi dophar aur sham mai khana khane aa jaya karna.
Son: Mumma gupta uncle ye bhi keh rhe the ki behtar hoga aap apne sath extra kapde laayein.
Mom: Uff pta ni in 3 dino mai kitne kapde fatenge aur khrab honge mere. Par neighbours k liye itna nuksaan to hum seh hi sakte hein. Han beta extra kapde sath le jana hi behtar hoga. Padosiyo k ghar mai hamare pas thode bohot kapde to rehne hi chahiye pehnne k liye agar koi emergency ho jati hai.
Son: Mumma aaj jab mai dophar khana khane aaya to aap kha thi?
Mom: beta mai gupta ji k sath unke bedroom mai thi.
Son: Accha mumma par aap jab bahar aayi to aapki halat ekdum ast vyast thi, aapke baal bikhre hue the, lipstick faili hui thi, saree par silvate padi thi aur aapke blouse k bhi 2 button khule hue the.
Mom: Beta wo mai aur gupta ji bedroom mai ek game khel rhe the. Use khelte khelte hi ye sab ho gya.
Son: Kya raat mai bhi whi game khel rhe the aap dono? qki jab mai dinner k liye aaya tab bhi aisa hi tha.
Mom: Han beta tere gupta uncle ko wo game bohot pasand hai. Saara din mere sath whi khelte rhe. Lagta hai agle teen din whi game khelne ka irada hai inka.
Son: Mumma kya ye game bohot thaka deta hai? Qki aapki sanse dono baar fool rhi thi jab aap aayi.
Mom: Han beta kaafi thaka deta hai ye game. Par tere gupta uncle zyada accha khelte hein ye game. Mai thak jaati hun par wo ni thakte. Mujhe hi aakhir mai har mankar unhe khel khtm karne ki request karni padti hai.
Son: Mumma aap meri maa hokar kaise gupta uncle se haar sakti hein. Apko unhe is khel mai harana hi hoga.
Mom: Beta mai koshish to karti hun. Par unhe is khel ka bohot tajurba hai. Saalon se mai hi unse haarti aa rhi hun.
Son: Mumma shyad aapko apna khel ka tareeka badalna padega tabhi aap gupta uncle se jeet payngi. Aapko unki koi kamzori dhoondni hogi jisse ki wo game mai kamzor pad jayein.
Mom: Shyad tu theek keh rha hai beta. Unki do kamzoriyan to mai janti hun. age se mai unki inhi kamzoriyon ka fayda uthane ki koshish karungi. Par beta uske liye mujhe apne dressing style mai badlav karna hoga.
Son: han q nahi mumma, agar isse aapke gupta uncle ko harane k chance badhte hein to. Vaise kaise badlav karne honge aapko?
Mom: Beta iske liye mujhe apna blouse chota karwana padega.
Son: Kya chota blouse gupta uncle ki kamzori hai?
Mom: Han beta chota blouse hi gupta uncle ki kamzori hai. Agar mai chota blouse pehnungi to gupta uncle jaldi game mai past ho jaynge.
Sos: Fir to aap chote se chota blouse pehno mumma. Taki gupta uncle jald se jald game me aapse har jayein.
Mom: Ni beta zyada chota bhi mat karwa mera blouse. Warna mohalle k tere saare uncles mere sath game khelne lag jaynge.
Son: Mumma mohalle k log kehte hein ki aapki chaal badal gyi hai jabse aap gupta uncle k yha rehkar aai ho.
Mom: Accha beta aisa kehte hein mohalle k log? Lagta hai mohalle wale meri chaal par kaafi dhyan dete hein. Beta maine gupta ji se kitna kha ki us taraf se na khelein ki meri chaal badal jaye. Par wo maane hi nahi.
Son: Par mumma gali k baaki uncles complain kar rhe hein ki aap gupta ji k sath 3 din rehti ho par unke sath kabhi ni rehti.
Mom: Beta ab mai sabke sath kaise reh sakti hun. Par mai gali k baaki mardo se time to time milti rehti hun. Fir bhi pta ni ve q complain kar rhe hein.
Son: Han mumma ve bta rhe the ki aap sabse milke sabko barabar khush rakhti ho par aapki gupta ji ko di gyi special preference se wo naraz ho gye hein. Wo keh rhe the ki aapne neighbours k beech bhedbhav kiya hai aur iski bharpai aapko karni padegi.
Mom: Haaye beta mai apne padosiyo ka dil ni dukhana chahti thi. Mai unki bharpai karne ki koshish karungi beta. Aage se mai unke pas zyada tyme k liye jaya karungi.
Son: Mumma unhone btaya ki aage se zyada time to wo aapse lenge hi par bharpai k liye unke liye bhi aapko gali mai vhi chote blouse pehnne honge jo aapne gupta uncle k liye pehne. Mumma kya sab uncles ko aapko chote blouses mai dekhna pasand hai?
Mom: Han beta sab uncles ko mujhe gali mai chote blouses pehenke nikalte dekhna accha lagta hai. Pehle mai aisa kam hi karti thi. par mai ni chahti mujhpar bhedbhav k aarop lagein. Isliye mai tere uncles ki good side mai wapas aane k liye abse chote blouse mai hi bahar nikla karungi. Beta mai tujhe apne kai blouse de deti hun, tu tailor master k pas jakar inhe chota karwa lana.
Son: Mumma mai budhe tailor master k pas gya tha apke blouse chote karwane k liye. Par wo keh rha hai ki apna naap dene k liye aapko hi aana hoga.
Mom: Par beta unhone hi to mere ye blouse bhi mera naap lekar hi banwaye the.
Son: Han mumma par usne mujse kha ki teri maa ka naap aaye din badalta rehta hai isliye usi ko bhej tabhi wo aapke blouse chote karega. Usne ye bhi kha ki wo alag alag style se aapke blouse chote karega.
Mom: Uff ye buddha tailor bhi mera naap lene ka kabhi moka ni chhodta. Theek hai beta mai hi chali jaungi use naap dene.
Son: Mumma kya aap tailor ko naap de aayi? Badi der laga di.
Mom: Han beta de aai naap darzi ko. Wo har blouse ko sath k sath alter karke try karwa rha tha isiliye der ho gyi. Le mai tujhe bhi dikhati hun, dekh to kaise bane hein ye blouse.
Son: Mumma ye saare blouse to kaafi deep neck lag rhe hein.
Mom: Han beta maine darzi ko btaya ki mujhe gali k mardon ki narazgi dur karni hai to darzi ne kha ki blouse ka deep neck hona to minimum hai narazgi dur karne k liye. Uske baad alag alag mardo ki narazgi alag alag tarah ki hoti hai us hisab se har blouse mai modifications kiye.
Son: Han mumma dekhiye to ye blouse to ekdum backless hai.
Mom: Han beta darzi ne btaya ki gali k mardo ko aksar gali se guzarti aurat ko peeche se dekhna bhi kaafi pasand hota hai.
Son: Mumma is wale mai shoulder strip kitni patli hai. Aur ye blouse to bikini jaisa lag rha hai.
Mom: Beta tailor k anusar ye ajkal trending mai hai.
Son: Mumma ye wala blouse kaisa sila hai usne. Iska gala deep hone k sath sath kitna chauda bhi hai.
Mom: Haaye beta is blouse ko to mai bhi tailor ki dukaan mai pehenkar sharma gyi thi. Iska gala tailor ne itna chauda bnaya hai ki mushkil se mere nipples dhakte hein isme aur unka areola tak bhi exposed rehta hai. Pehle to mujhe lga ki tailor se galti ho gyi ise banane mai par usne btaya ki usne bilkul accurate mere measurements lekar ise banaya hai.
Son: To mumma kya aap ise pehenkar tailor ki dukaan mai khadi rhi?
Mom: Han beta pehle to maine neeche bra pehni thi, wo aadhi se zyada bahar hi dikh rhi thi to tailor ne btaya ki is blouse k neeche bra ni pehen sakte aur wo utarwa di. Tailor ne meri kuch pics bhi li aur kha ki inko dukaan par lagwayega.
Son: To mumma kya aap ye wala blouse bhi pehnkar gali mai niklengi.
Mom: Pta ni beta. Par tailor ne kha ki agar mai ye pehenkar niklungi to har tarah k mard ki narazgi guaranteed dur ho jaygi.
Son: Mumma agar usne guarantee di hai to aap check karna, aur agar guarantee fail ho gyi to usse jakar shikayat karna.
Mom: Beta usne kha hai ki agar is blouse ki guarantee fail ho gyi to agli baar wo ise aur chota free of cost kar dega aur tab iski triple gurantee dega.
Mom: Kya bta rhe the beta?
Son: Wo keh rhe the ki aaj unki patni do teen din k liye mayke gyi hai ye baat apni maa ko bta dena
Mom: Oh accha theek hai beta
Son: Par mumma ye baat wo aapko q bta rhe hein?
Mom: Beta unki patni mayke gyi hai to agle do teen din unka khana vagerah mai hi unke ghar jakar banaya karungi.
Son: Aap q banayngi mumma?
Mom: Acche padosi hone k naate ye hamara farz banta hai beta. Agle do teen din beta mai ghar par kam hi rahungi.
Son: Mumma gupta uncle to keh rhe the ki wo aapko raat ko bhi apne ghar par hi rukwaynge. Aisa q keh rhe the wo?
Mom: Oh aisa keh rhe the kya tere gupta uncle? Beta unhe apni patni k bina raat ko akela mehsoos na ho isliye mujhe apne sath sulana chahte honge. Apni patni k jaane par hi unhe meri yaad aati hai huh. Beta lagta hai agle do teen din mai gupta ji k yahi rahungi. Tu wahi dophar aur sham mai khana khane aa jaya karna.
Son: Mumma gupta uncle ye bhi keh rhe the ki behtar hoga aap apne sath extra kapde laayein.
Mom: Uff pta ni in 3 dino mai kitne kapde fatenge aur khrab honge mere. Par neighbours k liye itna nuksaan to hum seh hi sakte hein. Han beta extra kapde sath le jana hi behtar hoga. Padosiyo k ghar mai hamare pas thode bohot kapde to rehne hi chahiye pehnne k liye agar koi emergency ho jati hai.
Son: Mumma aaj jab mai dophar khana khane aaya to aap kha thi?
Mom: beta mai gupta ji k sath unke bedroom mai thi.
Son: Accha mumma par aap jab bahar aayi to aapki halat ekdum ast vyast thi, aapke baal bikhre hue the, lipstick faili hui thi, saree par silvate padi thi aur aapke blouse k bhi 2 button khule hue the.
Mom: Beta wo mai aur gupta ji bedroom mai ek game khel rhe the. Use khelte khelte hi ye sab ho gya.
Son: Kya raat mai bhi whi game khel rhe the aap dono? qki jab mai dinner k liye aaya tab bhi aisa hi tha.
Mom: Han beta tere gupta uncle ko wo game bohot pasand hai. Saara din mere sath whi khelte rhe. Lagta hai agle teen din whi game khelne ka irada hai inka.
Son: Mumma kya ye game bohot thaka deta hai? Qki aapki sanse dono baar fool rhi thi jab aap aayi.
Mom: Han beta kaafi thaka deta hai ye game. Par tere gupta uncle zyada accha khelte hein ye game. Mai thak jaati hun par wo ni thakte. Mujhe hi aakhir mai har mankar unhe khel khtm karne ki request karni padti hai.
Son: Mumma aap meri maa hokar kaise gupta uncle se haar sakti hein. Apko unhe is khel mai harana hi hoga.
Mom: Beta mai koshish to karti hun. Par unhe is khel ka bohot tajurba hai. Saalon se mai hi unse haarti aa rhi hun.
Son: Mumma shyad aapko apna khel ka tareeka badalna padega tabhi aap gupta uncle se jeet payngi. Aapko unki koi kamzori dhoondni hogi jisse ki wo game mai kamzor pad jayein.
Mom: Shyad tu theek keh rha hai beta. Unki do kamzoriyan to mai janti hun. age se mai unki inhi kamzoriyon ka fayda uthane ki koshish karungi. Par beta uske liye mujhe apne dressing style mai badlav karna hoga.
Son: han q nahi mumma, agar isse aapke gupta uncle ko harane k chance badhte hein to. Vaise kaise badlav karne honge aapko?
Mom: Beta iske liye mujhe apna blouse chota karwana padega.
Son: Kya chota blouse gupta uncle ki kamzori hai?
Mom: Han beta chota blouse hi gupta uncle ki kamzori hai. Agar mai chota blouse pehnungi to gupta uncle jaldi game mai past ho jaynge.
Sos: Fir to aap chote se chota blouse pehno mumma. Taki gupta uncle jald se jald game me aapse har jayein.
Mom: Ni beta zyada chota bhi mat karwa mera blouse. Warna mohalle k tere saare uncles mere sath game khelne lag jaynge.
Son: Mumma mohalle k log kehte hein ki aapki chaal badal gyi hai jabse aap gupta uncle k yha rehkar aai ho.
Mom: Accha beta aisa kehte hein mohalle k log? Lagta hai mohalle wale meri chaal par kaafi dhyan dete hein. Beta maine gupta ji se kitna kha ki us taraf se na khelein ki meri chaal badal jaye. Par wo maane hi nahi.
Son: Par mumma gali k baaki uncles complain kar rhe hein ki aap gupta ji k sath 3 din rehti ho par unke sath kabhi ni rehti.
Mom: Beta ab mai sabke sath kaise reh sakti hun. Par mai gali k baaki mardo se time to time milti rehti hun. Fir bhi pta ni ve q complain kar rhe hein.
Son: Han mumma ve bta rhe the ki aap sabse milke sabko barabar khush rakhti ho par aapki gupta ji ko di gyi special preference se wo naraz ho gye hein. Wo keh rhe the ki aapne neighbours k beech bhedbhav kiya hai aur iski bharpai aapko karni padegi.
Mom: Haaye beta mai apne padosiyo ka dil ni dukhana chahti thi. Mai unki bharpai karne ki koshish karungi beta. Aage se mai unke pas zyada tyme k liye jaya karungi.
Son: Mumma unhone btaya ki aage se zyada time to wo aapse lenge hi par bharpai k liye unke liye bhi aapko gali mai vhi chote blouse pehnne honge jo aapne gupta uncle k liye pehne. Mumma kya sab uncles ko aapko chote blouses mai dekhna pasand hai?
Mom: Han beta sab uncles ko mujhe gali mai chote blouses pehenke nikalte dekhna accha lagta hai. Pehle mai aisa kam hi karti thi. par mai ni chahti mujhpar bhedbhav k aarop lagein. Isliye mai tere uncles ki good side mai wapas aane k liye abse chote blouse mai hi bahar nikla karungi. Beta mai tujhe apne kai blouse de deti hun, tu tailor master k pas jakar inhe chota karwa lana.
Son: Mumma mai budhe tailor master k pas gya tha apke blouse chote karwane k liye. Par wo keh rha hai ki apna naap dene k liye aapko hi aana hoga.
Mom: Par beta unhone hi to mere ye blouse bhi mera naap lekar hi banwaye the.
Son: Han mumma par usne mujse kha ki teri maa ka naap aaye din badalta rehta hai isliye usi ko bhej tabhi wo aapke blouse chote karega. Usne ye bhi kha ki wo alag alag style se aapke blouse chote karega.
Mom: Uff ye buddha tailor bhi mera naap lene ka kabhi moka ni chhodta. Theek hai beta mai hi chali jaungi use naap dene.
Son: Mumma kya aap tailor ko naap de aayi? Badi der laga di.
Mom: Han beta de aai naap darzi ko. Wo har blouse ko sath k sath alter karke try karwa rha tha isiliye der ho gyi. Le mai tujhe bhi dikhati hun, dekh to kaise bane hein ye blouse.
Son: Mumma ye saare blouse to kaafi deep neck lag rhe hein.
Mom: Han beta maine darzi ko btaya ki mujhe gali k mardon ki narazgi dur karni hai to darzi ne kha ki blouse ka deep neck hona to minimum hai narazgi dur karne k liye. Uske baad alag alag mardo ki narazgi alag alag tarah ki hoti hai us hisab se har blouse mai modifications kiye.
Son: Han mumma dekhiye to ye blouse to ekdum backless hai.
Mom: Han beta darzi ne btaya ki gali k mardo ko aksar gali se guzarti aurat ko peeche se dekhna bhi kaafi pasand hota hai.
Son: Mumma is wale mai shoulder strip kitni patli hai. Aur ye blouse to bikini jaisa lag rha hai.
Mom: Beta tailor k anusar ye ajkal trending mai hai.
Son: Mumma ye wala blouse kaisa sila hai usne. Iska gala deep hone k sath sath kitna chauda bhi hai.
Mom: Haaye beta is blouse ko to mai bhi tailor ki dukaan mai pehenkar sharma gyi thi. Iska gala tailor ne itna chauda bnaya hai ki mushkil se mere nipples dhakte hein isme aur unka areola tak bhi exposed rehta hai. Pehle to mujhe lga ki tailor se galti ho gyi ise banane mai par usne btaya ki usne bilkul accurate mere measurements lekar ise banaya hai.
Son: To mumma kya aap ise pehenkar tailor ki dukaan mai khadi rhi?
Mom: Han beta pehle to maine neeche bra pehni thi, wo aadhi se zyada bahar hi dikh rhi thi to tailor ne btaya ki is blouse k neeche bra ni pehen sakte aur wo utarwa di. Tailor ne meri kuch pics bhi li aur kha ki inko dukaan par lagwayega.
Son: To mumma kya aap ye wala blouse bhi pehnkar gali mai niklengi.
Mom: Pta ni beta. Par tailor ne kha ki agar mai ye pehenkar niklungi to har tarah k mard ki narazgi guaranteed dur ho jaygi.
Son: Mumma agar usne guarantee di hai to aap check karna, aur agar guarantee fail ho gyi to usse jakar shikayat karna.
Mom: Beta usne kha hai ki agar is blouse ki guarantee fail ho gyi to agli baar wo ise aur chota free of cost kar dega aur tab iski triple gurantee dega.