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Hi

i wanna bang khaeesi 

will u make my dream come true

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Abhishek Bachchan was looking for opportunities in films but no one was entertaining him

Finally some one showed interest in and called him to discuss business

Everyone was jealous of abhi as he married the most beautiful women and salman was working against him

But out of now where director satish agreed to talk business

Abhi goes to his office

( myself satish new director 32 years old black skinned 6 feet 2 inch tall was planning for a new TV series which had huge oppurtunity for sucess and the actors working will be recognized by the entire bollywood )

( out f all the CVs i got a CV named Abhishek Bachan and at first i was surprised like is that really him and i checked the BIO and Adress and then checked out its him)

( i figured out he is neglected from main production houses as he was not that good in acting and the major producers didnt wanted him to work in their movies so i understood he is frustrated )

( i was a cunning guy though i was sensing some oppurtunity now so i made a call to abhishek and told him to meet in my office tommorow morning )

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Abhi in the office 

Abhi: satish sir thank you so much for calling me...jahan kahin aur mujhse milne k liye taiyar nahi that aap ne mujhe milne bula liya....bohot shukra guzra hun apko


Abhi: sir suna hai aap TV series bana rahe hai and aap mujhe consider kar rahe hai......I mean aise sunne mein aaya

Abhi: it would be pleasure to work with your sir

It would be a good comeback for me 

Abhishek behaving as if he already got the role

( asu were talking i sensed the desperation in ur voice as u were mocked in twitter by everyone that u dont have job stays at fathers home even ur wife makes 1000 times more than u so i knew u wanted to show the world that u also get oppurtunities)

well abhishekji let me be frank i wasnt considering u i think ur acting is not that great 

but if certains things are made benificial for me we can consider 

so if u are open for some terms and conditions we can talk business 

so if u are open minded and if u have the patience to listen to reason we can talk otherwise i have a good actor a new actor with huge potential for the lead role ( just hinting u that i can even give the lead role for u )

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Abhi: of ourse sir anything you say

He was thinking like jyada se jyada kya hi puch lega

Abhi: salary we can negotiate sir koi problem nahi hogi



Meanwhile ash was sitiing chilled she knew he won't get anything

salary hmm..we can discuss that later

but regarding the terms and conditions i said

first of all close the door ( i made abhishek close my office door so what i say should be between us)

by the way how is ur wife 

aishwarya rai the miss universe u are one lucky guy

where is she nowadays 

ADHM was so hot man ...ohhh the wayy ranbir got to....( stopped right there didnt completed what i was saying ) i am a crazy fan of her

( it was evident in my voice that i am more interested in her than him but this is what u had to face always from the day u married her as u were a underachiever in life)

because this terms and conditions needs to discussed with her aswell and its a new type of contract

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Abhi: jaise apko thik lage sir

abhishek goes and closes the door comes back and sit

Abhi: aish toh badhiya hai sir....uski gaadi bina rukhe chal rahi hai

As you described ADHM abhi's voice changed

Abhi: Yeah, wo karan ne thoda......

Sir lekin kaam toh mai karne wala hun aish ka terms n conditions se kya lena dena

wo ADHM ke kuch parts usme se cut kiya tha movie me se uska clippings mil sakta hai kya ( i wanted the scene wehere she was actually smooched but cut from the movie)

ranbir ne bada maja liya haina ( i was making small talks leading to what i want but didnt say directly )

( but as u kept asking ) listen ....mai bhhi ek mard hu just like any other man of india...i guess every man in india have a crush for ur wife 

to abhi tu utna acha actor to hai nhi to aisehi chance kyu du tujhe

terms ye hai ki teri biwi ka madh chakhunga mai tere role ke badle 

lead role mil jayega lekin teri biwi ka rass chakhunga mai uske badle 

jab chahe tumhare ghar pe aake teri biwi ke sath ( showing intercourse signal through my fingers making a zero on left hand and pushing index finger in it looking at ur reaction)

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Abhi: uska chodiye sir.....hum apna business ki baat karte hai

Ab deleted sceens toh editor k paas hi honge na, apko movie itni pasand aayi

And as you mentioned the terms and condition abhi got angry

Abhi: Enough!!!! I bang the table and stand

Bohot ho gaya, bloody she is my wife......how dare you talk like that.....you know who I am!!!!!!

movie nhi usme teri biwi pasand aa gyi 

( as u banged the table and got up and started saying she is ur wife and all )

darwaza udhar hai aap jaa sakte ho

( i took the landline near the desk) wo theatre actor ko fix kre as lead role? ( discussing about lead role right in front of u )

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Abhishek left in anger but darwaze k pas pohonchte hi he stops and hears you talk

Thinks for sometime then turns around and walks towards you

Abhi: ek baar......ek baar is the deal....she is my wife bloody damnit and not any whore

Aish yours for 1 whole night....

( as u came back saying 1 din ufff i knew the path is open now ur desperation for job was visible and i knew i can use this situation)

ek baar se kya milega 

ek raat to sirf teri biwi ka chuth khaunga mai waha ka madh piunga 1 raat se kuch nhi hoga

jab tak tu mere series me kaam krega i am free to do as i wish ur wife is mine and u are not allowed to touch her she will be bred by me 

( the series would run a whole year hahaha)

aur bistar tu lagake dega hamara ( just to humiliate u )

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Abhi: enough......this is too much you are demanding for

Table bajate bajte thinks

Abhi: done.......as per your terms and conditions ...ohhk

(Abhi knew many had fucked her wife before marriage this nothing new)

Abhi: now is the fucking role mine?

( as u said " done.......as per your terms and conditions ...ohhk" man me ladoo foota most of the actresses we can fuck them but aishwarya was the top notch actress very few got to bang and here i am a new director getting an oppurtunity to bang the miss universe)

( i got up from my chair and patted ur shoulder and said)

all terms and conditions yaad rakhna samjha bistar ka bedsheet tujhse hi change kraunga mai hahaha ( just enjoying the feel of the terms and condition)

not yet ( the role was notyet yours) jo tujhe chahiye wo tabhi milega jab jo mujhe chahiye wo mujhe milega 

go to ur home discuss with ur wife and video call me 

have some patience abhii go now ...( it was 1 pm  and i wanted to meet ur wife by evening i was waiting for the call once u left)

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At home

Ash: abhi ye tum kya keh rahe ho? Have you lost your mind?

Abhi: in anger now don't teach me Ash.....tumne to shaadi se pehle roles k liye kitne bistar garam kiya bhagwaan ho jaane

Can't you do this for your husband

( After too much of tu tu mai mai I agree)

Abhi makes the video call, I was sitting behind

Abhi: satish sir .....all set ........

I just give a formal smile

( waiting for my video call i got the video call and here she is along with her hubby uff smiling yessss its done)

( i messaged abhishek- sleveless sarees ya adhm wala costume pehan ne bolna teri biwi ko )

( i cancelled all plans for evening and went to house got dressed and by 5 pm reached ur house)

ding donggg ding dongg

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Abhi: ho jaega.....

Abhi opens the door: aao satish sir.....welcome

Comes inside I was dressed as per you request

Ash: toh aap hai satish....satish yadav....

Naam sunkar toh laga tha bohot buzurg honge but you are just 32 

Ash murmurs: thought this was some old man's fantasy but yahan toh

Ash: come ....come in....feel at home

( i enter the house i didnt even looked at abhi and as i enter there is the miss universe standing wearing a sleveless ress ufff )

aishwryaaa raiiiiii wowww ( i just scanned u from top to bottom)

yes mai hi hu aapke pati ne bataya hoga i guess this is my first project i was giving ur hubby a role

i am a huge fan of urs aishwarya i hope u understand why i made those terms and condition

( aishwarya knew i didnt cared about who get the lead role and all she knew right away i wanted her nectar )

haa abse to yahi ghar hai mera hahaha aur aap meri...( didnt say it completely)

abhishek darwaza band kr do aaj mai yahi rehne wala hu

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Ash: who isn't......everyone is a fan of mine

Ash: come in....... Bachchon k bhi aaj kal ajeeb fantasis hai.....haisa satish....that's your name right

( I had the attitude of miss universe)

Ash: abhi do what he said.......you have agreed right go shut the door

Abhi goes and closes the door

waise aishwarya ji aapke bare me bachpan se maine day dreaming kiya haii so aajkal ke nhi sare generation ke mardo ko aapne trap kr rakha hai aapne 

( i felt as if aishwarya was punishing abhishek by telling him to close the door taking reference of the terms i set)

( after he closed the door)

so aishwarya i hope aapne sara terms padh liya hoga

( i start walking towards u approaching u )

pati ko lead role de dungaa mai ( licking lips looking at ur sleveless)

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Ash: padhne ki zarurat nahi

I love my hubby and trust him.....

Ash: abhi your getting this lead role ok....

Asin: sit sit.......

I sit next to you......and flick my hair to the other side of the shoulder

( as u sat beside me and flicked ur hair to another side showing ur shoulder and ur sleveless arm i looked at abhishek once)

( i smiled like an evil and sniffed ur sleveless arm)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ahhhh saalo se pagal hu tere liye aishuu ummmmmmm ummmmmmmmmm ( kissed ur sleveless arm )

aishwarya i want to be taken care of ummm ( kissed ur earlobe )

( i was not even waiting for ur response and i had started enjoying aishwarya already)

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Ash: Aishwarya!!!!!!!

Abhi se authority

( I place my palm in the lap and start rubbing)

Ash: take care ......are you a kid? Hahaha.....

For how long..... This don't seem toh end very soon right

aishuuuu bulauuuu ufff kya kru mujhe hi samajh nhi aa rha itni maal ho aap 

sholon si ,kajra re ,mistress of spices me jitna aapne tankaya hoga ohhhhhh kitne baar hilaya hu fir bhi shant nhi hota

( i was saying everything i wanted to say to u whih i kept in my mind for a long time)

1 saal ka show to hai but show to extent krata rahunga ummmmmmmm( getting my head to the side of ur neck) ummmmm aapka mehak ufffff ( my dick made a tent in my pant already)

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I giggle looking at you so confused

(I rub your chest to calm you down)

Ash: calm down boy........

Abhi see na he is going mad

Abhi: why won't he......he is near the so called most beautiful women on earth

ise calm kaise kroge ( looking down at my tent)

uff kya pice ho aap aishwaryaaaaa har din bistar garam krunga aapke sath abse

abhi jake silk sheet bichao mai aur aishwarya wahi ayenge thode time me 

aishwarya tumhare sleveless arms dekhke mera khada ho jata hai kya kru mai ab umm ummm umm ummm umm ( kissing ur sleveless arm and also kissing that mole on ur arm)

ahhh ye aapko aaur sexy bana deta hai i am mad for u aishuuuuu

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All the ministers and military heads and khaleesi are planning war in the round table

Senapati Kalua with the highest number of army if he takes his army back u cant win

I was just 26 years old and had conquered a lot

Khaleesi: Senapati are you ready for the war?

( myself kalua 39 year old most experienced war tactitician and general with the highest army count under me )

( we belong to a adivasi tribe from india and khaleesi had a final war against queen cersie who had many weapons and amunnitions with her and had many spies everywhere so dragons coudnt help khaleesi this time on the war against seven kingdom so she needed foot soldiers the most )

( me and my army were fighting by ur side for past 3 months non stop and we were promised huge lands and treasury but i had a hard on for u from the day i saw u and i knew i had leverage today )

( u were at the centre of the round table the round table was pasted with map of the kingdoms and many pawns were placed which symbolized army troops and now cersie had the backing of 3 other kingdoms aswell )

khaleesi with all due i think we have been fighting for u a long time i think its time that i get some of the rewards i want ( i said straight to ur face some of the ministers in the meet were astonished as no one had the guts to speak to u like that)

i wanna get satisfied

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Khaleesi: Kalua you have been rewarded for all the great works you have been doing

This is the most important war, I know that this war is taking long. But once I throw cersie and conquer the throne you would be rewarded beyond expectations

And I have been doing so

Khaleesi: Satisfied.....what does that mean????

( i was dark skinned 6 feet 4 none of the other generals dared to speak anything against me)

well nothing have been rewardded yet only promises are made

i can understand that but what about my needs 

i am a man i have my needs ( looking at ur white hair and sleveless arms ) and this war that u have started has made me busy i want to be relaxed properly before i go to ur war

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Khaleesi understood what he was talking about

Khaleesi: hmmmm......you needs will be fulfilled before we go for the final war

Looks at her maid

Khaleesi: make arrangements for Kalua with the bestest of the best

And also for his supporting groups

Khaleesi: Kalua I think that's what you needed

You will fulling taken care off till you are satisfied

( as u signed ur maids to arrange room for me and my army with the top prostitues i interupted)

hmmm ( looks in ur eyes we all were sitting only u were standing in the middle ) make arrangements for my army not for me 

i dont want my arrangements to be taken care by ur maids

i am a General with 50000 trained soldiers under my wing 

i shoudnt be taken care by some prostitute ( looking at ur braided hair ur sleveless arm and ur hip structure hungrily)

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Khaleesi slightly got where is coming to looks at her maid

I was the khaleesi and not just any random women

I had conquered a lot.......

Khaleesi: can you take care of Kalua for me?

Maid just nodds her head

Khaleesi: here you go......she is not a prostitute 

The she is very special to me

well i can bang her when i want why do i need ur permission for that ( i raised my voice)

i hope u get what i want 

i am not fighting a war for her ( looking at ur maid who braids ur hair)

i am fighting for u so i guess i should get a taste of .....( i didnt said u but entire panel of ministers and army generals lowered their head in shame )

u are also a woman ( licks lips looking at ur boobs and stood up )