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Royal kareena kapoor  ki shadi mumbai ke gatar saaf krne wala se 







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Kareena Kapoor ka naam Kaun Nahin Jaanta Hoga Hindustan Mein yah  wo Land Ki Malika hai  jispe  har ek aadami Apna Muth chodha  Hai Uske bare mein sochte Hue


 lekin Jab Se Kareena 30 se upar ki hui thi Uske Sharir Mein alag hi badlav ho gaya tha uski gand jo pahle Thode kam dhuli hue hoti Thi Aur ab wo  bhot moti aur chaudi ho gyi thi 



lekin ek chij tha jo pahle Ke mukabale Aaj Bhi Kam Nahin hua tha bahut tha Kareena Kapoor ka ghamand vah Itni Ghamandi thi ki vah Apne se Chhote Logon Se Kabhi tamij mein baat tak nahin karti thi  wo aise mooh banaa Leti Thi Ki Jaise wo sab koi Janwar ho Uske Kisi ghamand Ke Karan se  use pata nahin tha ki uski zindgi me kitna bada badlav aayega 


ab shuruaat Karte Hain  



Kareena Kapoor Khan ka bungalow Mumbai ke Ek bahut Bade posh area me tha aur vo vahan ke sabse Bade Bangalore Mein Se Ek Tha Kareena Kapoor   khan  vahan Aksar Kabhi Kabhi hi Rehti Thi Kyunki vah jyadatar shooting ki vajah Se Bahar videshon Mein ya Apne dusre Bunglows Mein Raha karti thi lekin Jab Se usne  Taimur ko Janam Diya  Ab ushi bungalow me  raha krti thi Ki 



Taimur  ko haal hi me janam Diye  Kareena ko abhi 6 mahine hi Hue The Isliye vah Kahin Bahar Jyada Nahin Jaya karti thi aur vah apne Bangalore Mein hi raha karti thi




 Kareena Kapoor  ne  taimur ko apni sas  yani ki Sharmila Tagore ke yahan  tha aur Kareena Kapoor Yahi rahti Thi 




Kareena Kapoor Bunglow Se Jyada Bahar nahi Nikalti Thi Kyunki usne Jab se taimur ko Janm diya tha Uske Sharir ka nichla hissa ekadam se  fhula hua tha Aur vah ghar mein ek gym kiya karti thi 




Kareena Kapoor ke us bungalow sirf ek hi maid (naukrani) kam kya karti thi Aisa nahin tha ki Kareena Kapoor ke pass Naukaro ki Kami Thi lekin vah jyadatar  akeleyani ki apni privacy Mein Hi Rahana Pasand karti thi aur 




Kareena Kapoor aapni naukrani vimla per bhot Jyada Bharosa kya karti thi Kyunki kareena ne  Taimur ko Janam diya tha yani Ki Vo pregnant thi to  uski sabse Jyada dekhbhal vimla ne hi ki  Thi Aur vah Vimla se ek naukrani ki tarah behave nahin karti thi balki ko Uske naukrani Se Badhkar samajhti Thi aur vah uski shubhchintakThi. Vimla hafte me ek din hi apne ghar yani ki jhopde me jati thi  aur usne Vimla Se Kaha Tha ki agar Tujhe kabhi bhi koi problem ho to mujhe batana main sab Sambhal lungi 



Vimla bhi ekadam Bholi Bhali naukrani ki tarah apni malkin ki achi Kiya karti thi aur vah unhen kabhi bhi Shikayat ka mauka Nahin di thi aur Vimla aur Kareena Kapoor Khan ine 6 mahinon Mein Ek dusre se emotional jud gaye the Kapoor Khan Kisi Ko manane Ki Kisi Chhote aadami ko apne pass Tak Nahin Aane deti Lekin vah pata nahin Kaise Vimla Jaisi Surat Aurat ke itne *** chhut gai lekin Kareena ko kya pata tha ki uski Yahi kamjori use kitne Bade daal Mein dalne Wali Hai 



Ek din vimal  kitchen Mein kaam kar rahi thi to Jab vo Pani Se plate  ko dho rahi thi  wo Pani bas besin me se dhreere dhree ja thatha usne dhree dhree Apne kam ko   khatm Kiya



aur jab Kareena Kapoor sham ko gym mein se aae ( ek baat bta du ki gym Kareena Kapoor ke bungalow ke  bagal wale hisse me Hi Tha) Kareena  Kapoor Bath liya aur usne Ek Chhoti Si kacchi pahani aur Upar Ek bra type ki Baniyan Dali Aur Woh Neeche table per baith Gai aur usne Vimla Se Kahan Mere Liye dinner le aao aur uske bad vimla  ek plate  salad le aae Kareena Kapoor oliy khana avoid karti thi aur vah aisa hi khana ko khaya karti thi Kyunki ine khane ko khane se Sharir Fit rahata hai aur Kareena Kapoor ko Apna health ke bare mein vah bahut Chinta kya karti thi 




Jab Kareena Kapoor khana kha Rahi to Vimla ne bola ki baby ek baat bolun( yaha dyan dene walo baat yah hai ki Vimla Kareena ko Mem Sahab Nahin baby kaha karti thi )


aur FIR Kareena Ne Kaha han ji boliye to Kareena ko vimla kaha ki Jab Main Aaj kitchen me plates dho rahi thi to kitchen Mein Pani Jaane mein problem ho rahi thi to Kareena Kapoor Ne Kaha sayad Hamare Bangalore ke Gatar mein kuch Atak Gaya Hai vahan per Safai karvani padegi ab iske liye aadami kahan se 

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Kareena Kapoor Ne Kaha sayad Hamare Bangalore ke Gatar mein kuch Atak Gaya Hai vahan per Safai karvani padegi ab iske liye aadami kahan se aaega Kyunki wo salon se saaf Nahin hua hai vah bahut ganda hoga 

Vimla Ne Kaha mai  ek baat kahun to aap Bura Nahin manogi to Kareena ne kaha ki aap kaise Baat Karti Hain Vimla Ji Main To aapko is family ka ek member Manati hun boliye boliye to Vimla ne kaha ki main apne pati ko keh deti hun vah yeh kam kar denge Kareena Kapoor Ne Kaha Nahin Nahin iske liye To Ham Kisi Aur majdur Ko Bula Lenge vah Kar Dega yek kam Kuchh jyada hi Ganda Hai ki


 Vimla ne kaha aap tension mat Lijiye vo kam kar denge bus ek bar aap ha bol dijiye wo  abhi Kuchh Dinon Se Ghar per Khali hi Pade

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FIR Uske bad Kareena Kapoor ne khana khatm Kiya aur phir vo Ne Apne Kamre me chali gyi  phit kareena bed pr let gyi aur phir  Kareena Kapoor Apne laptop mein  Instagram pe photo upload Kari  aur 


uske bad Uske mobile per uski friend Malaika ka call aaya yani ki Malaika Arora Khan Malaika se baat karne Lagi aur

 Malika- kya kar rahi ho dinner kar liya  Kareena-  Ne Kaha kar liya haa aur tu bata kahan hai tu 
 Malaika arora khan - main is Waqt dubai me hu yaha ek concert me aae hu



Malaika Arora -Aur bata beboTeri life mein kya chal raha hai 

Kareena kapoor khan -Kya Bataun  malika rojgym Karti hun aur apne body ko fit karne ki koshish karte ho lekin samajh Nahin  Raha ki yah pahle Jaisa kaise hoga 

Malika arora - kyu Kya Hua Tune exercise ki to 
 Kareena --, han Karti to hun lekin Meri backside pata nahin itni kaise fail gyi 

  Malaika Arora -- (hansne Lagi)  Kyunki Teri Shuru Se Hi Itni Badi Thi Aur jab se Tune taimur jaman diya  hai  To vo  aur fail gai hai  (Ek baat Kahoon Main aapko ek baat bata de liker ek donon se bilkul open minded baat karti thi )
 Malaika Ne kaha ki tu  aisa kr ass fuck Karva le phir tera ass size hi normal hoga  

 Kareena-  lekin kisse karau Saif ka to  penis  ab Khada bhi nahin Hota


Aur mAi tujhe  Bata Do Ki Main Kabhi aa fuck  Nii karungi Kyunki usme Kitna Dard hota hai aur Main kabhi bhi kisi se  ass fuck ni kraugi

Tu Mujhe Dekh Mai Roj Arjun se ass fuck karvati hun aur Jim bhi jaati hun Meri Sharir ki fitness Dekhi Hai Na Kitni fit hu mai 
Kareena-- Hamari Teri Jaisi Kismat kaha ki hai Hamen Jawan ladkon se Ham affair chalayen

Malika arora-- Kahe To Main Tere liye Kisi playboy ka intezam kr du

 Kareena ---Kabhi Nahin Nahin Nahin Nahin mai is bare mein koi baat nahin karna chahti mailaka arora -- ek baat Bataun aaj tujhe apni fitness ka secret btati hu tha  Mai har mahine Mein Ek Bar Jarur Africa jaati ho aur Wahan ke Ek negro se ass fuck  karvati hun Kareena--- What!!!!!! Shock ho gai

Kareena - Malaika tu itni badi star h Tujhe sharm nahin aati to 

Malaika arora-  ismein sharm Kaisi Sharir ki fitness ke liye bahut jaruri hai 
Vaise  mujhe 2 Sal ho gaye aur Main Har mahine Africa Jaati Hoon  aur ass fuck karwati hu

Kareena ne kaha ki Kitni Badi slut  hai tu sali Aise kaam karti hai aur 

Malika arora --ek baat btau bebo ye jitne Kale log HoteMalaika Ne Kaha Ki  ye bihari log dikhne mein to badSurat to hote hain lekin inke pennis bahut hi Bade Hote Hain Main Tujhe batati Hoon 


Kareena kapoor-- Bihari  to dikhne Mein Itne badsurat aur gande hote hain aur unke Sharir se pata nahin Kaisi  badboo Marti Hai maine shooting pr dekha h bihariyo koo wo vahan per Chhote mote kam karte hain aur Mujhe aise  Dekhte Hai ki  vo mujhe kachcha kha Jaenge 
Malaika Arora -  tu aisa kr Ek baar mere wale negro se krwa  Le aur   Sacchi batati hun Tera Sharir FIR pahle Jaisa fit ho jaega ya pehle se bhi achcha aur dikhega ki agar tum Unka  cum Chehre per Lagegi to Tere Chehre Ki Jo Jhuriya h vI bhi kam ho Jaenge aur ek chamak  si aayegi


Malaika arora -- Main Tujhe Aaj Apni Ek apni fantacy  batati hun main chahti Hun Ki Main Kisi Ek Bihari land se ass fuck krwau aur vah Mujhko Apna Sara gussa nikale Ji Bhar Kar ass fuck karvana chahti hun  pta ni ye fantasy life mein Puri Ho payegi

 Kareena ke man mein bhi pata nahin kyon bihari logo ke Prati  aaj kaun si  bechani Ho Gai Ho FIR Malaika Nahin Kaha Ki Chal Kareena Main Phone rakhti hun phone Rakh bye

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Malaika Arora  ki Baton se  pta ni Kareena Kapoor ke Man Mein  Ek alag se bechari ho rahi thi vah Soch rahi thi kya sach mein Bihari Logon ke land itne Lambe hote hain lekin  use wo hi baat  se chidhki thi ki vah itne Kale Hote Hain  uske baad wo uthi usne apni makeup table ki or gaye aur vahan se Bagal Mein Se draw khola us mein se usne ek Chhote se box ko nikala uske andar Ek kanch ki shishi thi usMein Kuchh liquid sa gel Tha aur FIR use Lekar Apne bed per Wapas a Gai aur FIR Apne Apne Kachi ko thoda dheela kara

 aur kacchi ko b apni  jhango ke niche mein choda Diya aur usne apni legs Ko V shpe me khola jisse uski pussy bilkul theek hai dikhne Lagi aur sirf use box Mein Do ungliyan Dali aur usme se  liquid ko thoda sa Apne Hath Lagaya aur apne pussy (choot) Ke lips ke donon Taraf Lagan Lagi Darasal Jabse Kareena Ne Taimur ko Janm diya tha Use apni pussy  mein thodi si Hamesha jalan Machti thi 

 Ye  Malaika  arora ne hi kareena ko suggest Kari Thi use Lagate hi Kareena Kapoor ko Apne pussy per thandak mahsus hoti thi pata nahin Kyon Jab Aaj  Malaika se baat kar rahi thi aur vah aapke bare mein bata rahi thi aur use apni usmein  apni fantasy bataya ki vah Kale Logon se ass fuck krti Hai To pata nahin Kareena Ki pussy  Mein Kya bechaini Si ho rahi thi 

Uske bad Kareena Kapoor so gai aur udhar kamla kitchen Mein sara kaam khatam karke apne jhopeDe ki  ki or jaldi se nikal gyi   Aaj Apne pati ko khushkhabri deni thi ki uske liye ek kam mila hai aaj vah bahut khush Thi Ki Ab uska pati  ab vah ghar pr khali ni  rahega ab aate h 








 apni Kahani ke asali hero per  yani vimla ka Pati Jiska Naam Kalu tha vahi is Kahani ka hero hai Kalu dikhne mein ekadam African negro Se Bhi Jyada Kala tha hight mein zyada chota nahin tha aur na hi jyada Lamba pet bhi sahi tha thoda sa fula   hua tha bs lekin use mota hi keh sakte aur vah ek number ka Hawasi tha Uske man mein hamesha hawas rehti thi vimla ne Kareena ko kaha tha ki Mera Pati majduri karta hai lekin Kallu Akshara Ghar per Khali Pada rahata tha Kyunki uski Patni to kam Kiya karti thi Aur vah ghar per Hamesha Daru Pi kar



Pada rahata tha aur vah Mumbai ke randi khana Mein jakar sasti randiyon ko chodta tha 


Uske land Ke Karan Kyunki uska land 4 inch Mota aur 10 inch lamba tha vah aisa lagta tha ki uska land uske Sharir ka ek alag hi hissa hai


Kalu Mumbai ke vahan Aksar local areas mein dekhta tha ki vahan ki jo  ladkiyan Thi vah Aksar Chhoti Kacchi pehnti Thi Aur Unki Jhangee  aur Unki gand Dekhkar Kalu ke land Mein Hamesha aag lagi rahti Thi Aur  waha ki Aamir Khandan Ki Ladies Hoti Hai vah bhi kasi hue jeans pahnati Thi Jo Unki chutaron se bilkul Chipak Jaaye karti thi uska man Karta Tha ki agar ek bar  ye  gand mil gye To Main Aisa Chodunga ki yah Ek mahine Tak To Apne bister se hi nahin chal payegi yah Baat sach thi ki agar Kalu Apna land dalta aur pure gusse ke sath Chhodta to koi bhi Aurat ek mahine Tak uth hi nahin sakti thi 


Kalu ka land aur Mota Bhi Tha lekin  wo Uske Sharir ka sabse maila aur Ganda hissa thha  Kyunki vahan mail hi mail Jama hua tha ki Kya Bataun aur uske Jhante Tu Itni badi badi Thi vah Uske mail se jam pr chipak gyi thi Uske tatte uske khatri ke balon ke andar Kahin Chhup gye hue 


Kamla Apne Ghar Ki Aur puchti Hai vo Ek Ghar Nahin bilkul Chhota Sa  kamra tha aur kamre ne Koi Bhi CharPai Nahin Thi Aur bus ek Kone Mein Chhota Sa Gas ka chulha Rakha hua tha vah Thodi se bartan thi Main Ek Chhota Sa nahane ki jagah thi aur uski kamre me kone me Kalu 1  dari bichabkar Leta hua tha vah bhi ekadam Gandi thi  kalu ek dam nanga Leta hua tha usne kacchq bhi nahin pahan Rakha tha aur apne land ko Hath Mein Lekar hila rha thaaur tabhi Bimla ghar ke bahar darwaje pr khat khati Hai suniye darvaja kholo aur FIR aur vah Kahta Hai Ki Kaun Hai bahanchod Jo Mere ko pareshan kar raha hai wo khada  hota hai aur uska land ekadam lamba hawa me jhul rha tha



  Aur kundi kholta hai aur Dekhta hai ki bahar uski Patni Vimla Thi Aur FIR vah Kahta Hai ki Gai bahan k

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  Aur kundi kholta hai aur Dekhta hai ki bahar uski Patni Vimla Thi Aur FIR vah Kahta Hai ki Gai bahan ki Lodi Tu chal jaldi se aur mera land Munh mein le aur se Shant kar Bahut Der Se dard kar raha hai aur Vimla andar aati hai


Uske bad Vimla andar aae aur usne Darwaza band Kiya aur Kalu ja kar Apne bister pr let Gaya aur FIR vimla Uske pass Gai aur uske land ke pass mooh le Gai aur use Apne Munh mein le liya ( Yahan per Dhyan Dene Wali Baat yah hai ki Kalu ka land Yahan ,kothe ke vahan ki randiyon bhi Uske land ko Munh Mein Lene se Mana karti thi Kyunki vah Itna ganda tha lekin Vimla Jo Kalu Ki Har Baat Ko patidev ka  Hukum Ki Tarah pura karti thi aur  usne FIR land ki sari badbu ko bardasht kar kr Uske  land ko Munh mein le liya Aur Kalu Uske Sar Ko padakh kr apne land ko andar bahar krne laga  aur se kam 30 minut bad Kalu ke land  ek dhar nikala Hua vo Itna Jyada zyada ki wo vimla ke  Munh Mein ekadam pura Bhar Gaya 

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Uske bad Kalu thoda sa Shant Hua aur vah let gya  aur FIR Kamla bhi ko  mooh saaf kar kar kar ke Bagal Mein aur kalu se kehneLagi  vimla-- Dekho ji aap yah Ghar per Khali Pade Rahte Hain Main Apni malkin se unke Yahan aap se baat kari hai unke agar aap Unka kuch kam  h wo aap kar do to vah acche paise Denge 

 Kalu-- chal bahan ki Lodi Mein Kam Nahin Karta Mujhe kam karne ki Aadat Nahin

 Vimla --Ek Bar please Mere Sath Chal Ke to dekh Lijiye vah bahut acchi Hain aap ko Kam Nahin Karna to mat kijiega lekin ek bar  Mere Sath please chal lijiyega maine aapke bare mein baat kari hai 




Kalu --  janakahan hai 
Kamla -- wo vahan Bandra mein Bungalow hai na vahan hi Unka bungalow hai 

 Kalu-- ek baar vaha chal kr dekh leta hu vahan ke Bungalows main waha ki amir ghar ki aurto bhi dikh jaye sayad unhe  Dekh Kar mera loda thoda khada ho jaega 
Kalu ko vahan se Bandra ke pass Ek jhopdi me ek desi jadi buti ka dawakhana tha Kalu Ne Socha Ki vahan se Bunglow se aane ke bad us Baba se 2 Sande ke  Tel ki Shishi bhi le Lunga Kalu Aksar Apne land per Tel Ko Milta Hai ISI Karan  uska land Itna Lamba aur mota tha 

aur FIR Uske bad Main Yahan per Aaunga aur aaram se Muth marunga 

 Kalu ,--chal theek hai main kal Tere Saath chalunga aur Kalu keh kar So Gaya  aur uske bad Kamla bhi So Gayi 


Agali Subah  vimla ki aankh Khuli aur FIR vo bungalow ki taraf jaane ke liye taiyar Hone Lagi aur usne Pati Kalu ko uthaya 
Kalu--  thodi der Sone De Kyon Nind bigad rhi kutiya 

Vimla-- suniye ji uthiye maine aapse Kaha tha na ki kal aap mere sath chaleng

 Kalu -- Kutiya  chal hat ,uth rha hu

aur FIR Kalu Khada Hua aur usne ek pajama Dala aur Upar Ek gandi shirt pahan Li aur vimla se Kaha Ki Chal sali Tere Sath chalta hun 

Vimla -- aap Naha Lijiye dekho na ki aapka Sharir aur aapka Munh kitna ganda lg rha h  fir Kalu Ne Kaha Ki Main Nahin bahuta behan ki lodi chal 
Vimla--. Km se km Munh to dho Lijiye to Kalu Ne Kaha chal dhoh Leta Hun aur FIR Kalu Mein Apna mood dukh liya  apne bal Banaye aur uske Bal Aise the Ki Jaise vah tel me dube ho kalu aisa laga rhatha low class category ka aadami 
Kalu ne darwaza band Kiya aur FIR donon chal Diya aur uske bad vah vahan per auto  liya aur vahan se Bandra ki aur Baithe aur Bandra ke pass pahunch kar aur auto se utarkr Chalne Lage jb wo chal rahi the to Kalu Ne Dekha ki Yahan per ek se ek Banglow Bane Hue Hain vah ekadam Bade aur Mahal Jaise The


Kalu Ne Dekha ki vahan per bahut bade bade Bunglow the aur vah jab ja raha tha usne Dekha ki ek Banglow ki Upar Ek balcony Mein Ek lady Aurat 30-35 sal ke bich Mein Hogi Ek Chhoti Kaccha pehan kar phone per baat kar rahi thi aur vah terrace par Apne gaand ke Sahare Khadi Thi aur uski gand Dekhkar Kalu ko Aisa Laga ki agar mera land is sali ki gaand me  me gya to kutiya Khadi Hona Bhul jaayegi


aur FIR Bimla aur Kalu kareena kapoor  ke bungalow ke pass pahunche aur FIR Kalu Ne Dekha Ki ye Bangla to aaspaas ke Bunglow Se Bhi Bada tha aur ek dam Mahal ke jaisa tha  kalu ne kamla se poochha Ki  Teri malkin Karti Kya Hai Ki unka itna  bada Bangla 


 Vimla ne kaha ki vah filmon mein kam Karti Hain To Kalu ko laga Shayad Koi Chhoti Moti heroine Hogi aur FIR Uske bad vimla  ne Chabi se  darwaaza khola Kareena Ne Vimla ko ek duplicate Chabi De Rakhi thi  kyuki kbhi kbhi kareena der tak soti thi  aur Kalu  vimla ghar ke andar ki aate aur FIR kalu Andar Ka najara Dekha To uska muh Khula ka Khula Rah Gaya usne Dekha Ki Itna Sundar Aur Itna Bada Ghar aur FIR Uske bad me Kalu Ne Dekha ki vahan per 4 bade bade sofe rakhe  hain aur Kalu vahan har hisSe se Ek perfume ki Khushboo  use aane lgi 

Use lga ki vah Swarg Mein a Gaya Aur sunne deewar   Ek heroine ke photo  lge the vah Kareena Kapoor ke photo the use laga ki Shayad Jo filmon mein 


is Ghar Ki malkin Jo  filmon mekaam Karti Hai is heroin ki fan Hogi kyuki Kalu bhi is heroine  kibphoto per Kai bar muth   Mar chuka tha vah Aksar Bazar Me se filmon ki magazine kharida to iski photo Jarur chapi hoti thi vah uski photo 

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is Ghar Ki malkin Jo  filmon mekaam Karti Hai is heroin ki fan Hogi kyuki Kalu bhi is heroine  kibphoto per Kai bar muth   Mar chuka tha vah Aksar Bazar Me se filmon ki magazine kharida to iski photo Jarur chapi hoti thi vah uski photo ko Apne land ke upar Malta tha isliye use Yad tha ki iska naam Kareena Kapoor hai aur yah bahut badi heroine hai 




FIR vimla Khalu se kahati hai ki aap jakar kitchen Mein Baithe Mein itne baby ko uthakar aati ho to Fir Kalu ne haste hue  Kahta Hai Kutiya Kya bola tune baby

 to Vimla ne kaha ki ha Mein malkin ko baby hi bolati Hun 

Sir ek baat aur  aap bhi yahan mujhe Gali mat dijiyega baby bhot Jyada strict hai agar aap unke Samne Aisi Harkat Karenge to vah aapko kam per  ni rakhegi

aur uske bad Bimla Upar Sidhiyo ki aur Jaati Hai Kareena ke samne room Ke Samne jakar darvaje ko 3 se 4 bar knock Karti Ho andar se Awaaz aati hai ki  Vimla Ji Main Uth Gai hun 

aap Aisa Kijiye Mere Liye juice ko ready rakhiye main niche Aati hun aur FIR Kareena Apne Bistar Se Hoti Hai aur apne makeup Kiya aur jaati hai aur vahan per vah Apne balon ko band karti h aur FIR vah Apne bathroom ki aur jaati hai aur vahan per comot ke pass jakar Khadi hoti hai aur FIR vah commode ke pass jakar Apne Kacche ko thoda sa Dila karti hai aur phir kaccha niche Gir jata hai aur FIR vah commode per apni gand bich Mein rakhkar baith jaati hai aur uski pussy Se thoda sa urine niche girta hai aur  isliye vo thoda sa chor chor Lagati Hai ekadam uski pussy Se Ek Dhaar Nikalti Hai Aur phir vo Khadi hoti hai aur FIR Apne kacche ko uthati hai aur  banti hai lekin uski chut se thoda sa pishan  uski Kacchi per Bhi lag jata Hai Jahan per pussy ka shape tha aur FIR Kareena Kapoor Bahar ki aur Aati Hai 

Kareena Upar Se niche ki or rahti hai To vah fir dusre Kamre Ki or Jaati Hai Jo bilkul kitchen Ke Samne tha aur wo uss Kamre Ki or ja rahi thi ki tabhi Kalu Halka Sa Kitchen ke bahar dekhta Hai To  use Ek Safed Kachi mein Moti Gori Gori Jhangee dikhti hai ekadam Aisa Ho jata hai ki Kitni Gori jhangee h iss kutiya ki Hain uski Jago mein se ek chamak mar rhi thi  aur uske Itni Dur hone ke bavjud bhi Uske jism ki Khushbu Kallu ke naak mein ghus Rahi Thi Aur ISI Karan Uske land Mein Aag Lag Rahi Thi 



Kalu ko laga ki agar usne dekh liya to Gadbad ho jayegi isliye vah kitchen ki taraf Munh kar liya aur FIR vo vimla se Kahane laga ki Aakhir  teri baby shaadi Shuda hai ya Kunwari Hai family mein kaun kaun hai to Vimla kahati hai 

Vimla-- vah bahut bade log Hain Kya Kahate Hain Unka Naam Kareena Kapoor hai 


 Kalu Jaise Hi Naam kareena kapoor sunta Hai To hakka bakka reh Hi Jata Hai Ki vah Kareena Kapoor jo filmon Mein kam karti hai to
 Vimla ne kaha  han Vahi Vahi Meri baby hai  Kalu ko bilkul  Vishwas hi nahin hota hai ki uski biwi Kareena Kapoor ke yahan per kam karti thi use Aaj Tak is baat ka pata nahin tha lekin ab use is baat ka pata chal gaya tha wo vimla se  kehta hai ki apni madam se nahin Milewayegi Mujhe maaf kr madam Nahin Hai Teri Baby Se 
To fir vimla kahati Hai ruko main Dekh Kar Aati hun ki vah kya kar rahi hain aur FIR vah Kareena ko Bulane ke liye aur Samne wale Kamre Mein Jaati Hai To aur Kareena se kahati baby  Maine aapse Kaha Tha Ki Main Apne pati ko kal  aap Unse mil Lijiye vah Mere Sath Aaye Hain To fir Kareena kehti hai ok theek hai 

Kareena Kamre se nikalkar gallery Mein aa aati hai aur sofe per Ek ke upar Ek tang Dal kar baith jaati hai aur FIR Jab vah Baithi hai
 To  kitchen se kalu nikalta hai to Kareena Kalu ko Dekhti Hai To fir Dekhte Hi vah Ek apni Aankhein Bade kar Leti Hai Ki  vimla ka Pati  yehhhhhhh Hai Jiske bare mein vimla  kah rahi thi lekin yah to ekadam aisa lag raha hai ki koi Jaanwar Ho

Kareena Ne Kalu ki Shakal Dekhi vah ekadam kali thi Jaise uski Shakal per Kisi Ne Kala paint kar rakha Ho  aur FIR Uske bad Kareena ne Kalu ke pure Sharir Ko Dekha aur uski Upar Se niche Halat Dekhi to Kareena ko laga yah kaisa aadami hai Aise aadami se shaadi ki  vimla ji ne iski Shakal hi aisi hai koi bhi se dekh 


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Kareena Ne Kalu ki Shakal Dekhi vah ekadam kali thi Jaise uski Shakal per Kisi Ne Kala paint kar rakha Ho  aur FIR Uske bad Kareena ne Kalu ke pure Sharir Ko Dekha aur uski Upar Se niche Halat Dekhi to Kareena ko laga yah kaisa aadami hai Aise aadami se shaadi ki  vimla ji ne iski Shakal hi aisi hai koi bhi se dekh kar Dar Jaega lekin Kareena Ne jaise taise apne aap ko control Kiya Varna vah Aise aadami Ko To Apne Samne Khadi bhi hone Nahin dete Kyunki vah Vimla ki bahut care krti thi isliye usne  Kalu Jaise taise Apne Samne bardasht Kiya aur Kalu kitchen se gallary ki or a raha tha to Kareena ki naak Mein Ek Ajeeb Si boo aae vah Kalu ke Sharir mein se a rahi thi jaise ki AAP Sab Jante Hain Kalu Jo Aksar kbhi kbhi nahata tha isiliye Uske Sharir mein se Aisi Dua thi thi

 Kalu Jab Kareena sofe prBaithe hue dekha aur vah apni Jhang pr jhang ko Chadha kar Baithi Thi aur uski jhangge Aisi lag rahi thi ki Jaise vah ekadam doodh se saaf hui ho uski Jhangee per Ek bhi Nishan nahin tha aur jo Kachi Thi vah uski Jangee pr chut aur Jhangee  Se thoda sa niche Thi uski sari taange ekadam vax Kari hui thi aur usne Kareena ko Dekha To Uske to Abhi Tak samajh Nahin a raha tha ki  kareena kapoor ko dekh rha h

kul milakar Kalu Se kAreena ko ghinnnnn a rahi thi lekin vah sirf Bimla ki vajah se Kalu jaise  ghinone aadmi ko Apne Samne Bardaasht kar rahi thi 
 Kareena Kapoor-- aapka naam kya hai 

aur Kalu jawab deta hai ki mera naam Kalu hai 

kareena Kapoor-- (ekadam Apne man mein hansti hai ki Kalu yah Bhi Kya Kisi Ka Naam ho sakta hai lekin vah Sabke Samne Chahe hone Nahin Deti)





 aur FIR Kareena Kapoor puchti hai ki aap kya karte hain to Fir kalu Kahta Hai Ki Main Yahi Mumbai mein Chhota Mota kam Karta Hun To fir Kareena Kapoor kahati Hai 

Kareena-- Piche wale gatar  Shayad Kuchh Atak Gaya Hai Aap usKi Safai kar sakte hain to Kalu Kahta Hai Ji Mem Sahab main kar dunga to Fir Kalu kehta hai aur apni gardan han ke jaise hi leta hai to Kareena kahati hai ki  ok chalo Vimla jakar inhen Piche wala gatar dikha do aur han ek baat suno jab tak vah gatar saaf ni hota hai yah tumhare sath Tumhare hi servant quarter Mein Rah sakte hain Kareena Kapoor Khadi hoti hai aur Upar ki aur Kamre Ki aur Jane Lagti Hai Jo vah sidhiyon se upar ki aur apne Kadam Badha rahi thi to uski gand Aage Piche aur Upar Neeche hil rahi thi Kallu Tirchi Najar se dekhta hai to bus Uske Munh Mein Pani hi a Jata Hai Uska man to kar raha tha ki vah Jaaye aur kareena Kapoor ki Gand Mein Apna Munh  ghusa de 

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Uske bad Kareena Kapoor Apne Kamre Mein Gai aur apne Darwaze ko band Kiya aur Kahane Lagi Aise aadami Se koi Kaise shaadi kar sakta hai mujhe Vimla ji aap per Taras aa rha hai ki aap Aise aadami se shaadi ki aur FIR Kareena Kapoor ka mind bahut hi jyada garm ho jata hai aur vah FIR Uske pet me gas banti h aur FIR wo  Apne bathroom ki aur jaati hai auAur FIR Uske bad Apne Kacche ko utaar kar side mein rakh deti hai aur commode per baith jaati hai apni gand tikq kar aur FIR Uske bad wo hugne ke liye Jor Lagati hai aur uski gand se Thoda Thoda kr tatti ki lendi girti hai aur FIR Uske bad vah Jaise he hug Rahi Hoti Hai Uske mobile per ek call aata hai vah call Sara Ali Khan ka tha



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 Jaisa ki aap sab log Jante Hain Sara Ali Khan Saif Ki sauteli Beti Thi Kareena Kapoor usse bahut jaldi nafrat krti thi kyuki saif ki aadhi zayedaat  Mein se Aadha hissa Sara Ali Khan ko mila tha vah Sara Ali Khan aur uski maa amrita singh se bahut zyada Nafrat karti thi lekin Sabke samne jahir nahin karti thi aur usne   phone uthaya aur bola 

Kareena-- hello sara kaise ho

 idhar se Sara Ne Kaha

Sara ali khan-- Bebo (Yahan per Dhyan Dene Wali Baat yah hai ki Sara Kareena ko maa nahin kehti thi )acchi hu tum btao kaise ho

 Aur FIR Kareena ne kaha ki Kuchh Nahin yaar bus aise hi ghar mein hun

Sara ne poccha ki dad kaha h  aur FIR vah kahati hai ki vah is London mein hai aur vahan per Kuchh business meeting attend karne ke liye gaye hain aur FIR sara kahati hai ki main bhi agale next month London ja rahi hun aur mere sath  mom (amrita singh) bhi Jayegi 


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 Kareena Jaise hi ye uska muh gusse se Lal Ho Gaya aur  vah man me bolne lgi  donon Randiya Jaenge aur vahan per  Saif Ko Mere bare mein badhkayegi


Kareena ne kaha  Achcha theek hai main phone rakhtii hu FIR Kareena Kapoor phone Rakh Deti Hai Lekin Kareena Kapoor ke man mein sirf Sara aur uski Maa ine donon ke khilaf bahut Nafrat Thi vah ine donon ko bahut Buri Saja Dena chahti thi


FIR Kareena Kapoor Ne Apna Hugna  khatm Kiya aur apni Chaddi ko Upar kar kar vah  bathroom se bahar a Gai aur bed ki taraf Gai Aaj uska gym karne ka ji nahin kar raha tha Kyunki usne jabse Vimla ke pati ko Dekha Tha yaane Ki Kalu ko uska Munh pata nahin Kaise na kharab ho gaya tha aur vah Soch rahi thi ki Kitna Kala hai  wo aadmi Vimla usse Kaise shaadi kar sakti hai Jarur Koi Majboori Rahi Hogi Varna Aise ko to Koi apne pass bhi nahin baithayeaaega aur vah sochne Lagi ki uss baat ke bare me  Jab Malaika ne bataya tha ki kale logo penis bahut bada hota hai to usne Socha Ki Kya kalu ka bhi penis bada hoga pta ni  Kareena ke Man Mein Aaj ye Sab Sawal  kyon a rahe the 


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Story padhkr comments bhi kiya kro guy's abhi story likhne ka man krta h mujhe kaise pta chalega ki story acchi likh rha hu ya ni.  

Aur dosto kuch suggest bhi indox me diya kro aap sb se sehyog se story aahe likhne me maza aayega 

Aur ye story ab tk ki sabse kinky stories me ek hogi 

Isme kapoor khandan ki saari ladies kalu ke land ko apni maag me sajaayegi 
1. Kareena kapoor khan



2. Malika arora




3.karishma kapoor (kareena ki behan)



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4. Amrita arora (kareena ki best frd &, Malavika Arora ki ladli behan)

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5.Soha ali khan(  kareena ki nanad & pataudi khandan ki  eklauti rajkumari)




6 sara ali khan ( kareena ki sauteli beti & kapoor khandan ki sabse ladli)

how to always win a coin toss







 Aage khani me.....
Kalu inn sab ka ek saath line me laga kr  pishab piyega 

Aur ye phir sari rajkumari kalu ke poshan ko  roj thoda thoda bait bait kr piya kregi aur kalu ki rakhel banna apna saubhagya samjhehi



Continue...
 

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Thx guy's  jitne zyada comments hoge utni hi jaldi update aayega mere pass full story tpyed h lekin mai comment se hisab ke post kruga




Lekin ek baad yaad rakhna aise story aapne kabhi ni padhi hogi  iss story ko poora padhne pr aap logo 100 times se zyada baar muth mAroge shart lga kr kehta h 



Bs comment's bhi khul kr liya kro

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[Kaliya]

Thanks baban bro for supporting me


Suggest some idea's in indox unhe bhi story me aage continue kruga

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Uske bad Kareena ka commode se uthkar apne Kamre Ki Ho Rai aur bed per baith Gai Aur bed per baithkar sochne Lagi ki yah Kalu Kaisa aadami Hoga aur FIR Uske bad kareena ka aaj gym jaane ka bilkul bhi man nahin kar raha tha wo  Jyada upset Ho Gai Thi Sara aur Amrita ki london jaane wali Baton ko sunkar uske baad wo Apne bed per hi let Gai aur vah vahan so gai aur Udhar dusri Taraf kalu ko  vimla ne gatar dikha  dikha diya aur Kalu apni shirt aur niche ka Pajama utaar Kr gatar hole  Mein Utar Gaya aur us ko saaf karne ke liye uske andar ki gandigi  bahar nikalne laga aur uske bad vah kam Karta Raha aur FIR Kareena ki aankh 4 baje  Khuli aur ekadam aur Boli Ki O my God aaj to main gym bhi nahin gai  bebo tu Itni lazy kaise ho sakti hai Tujhe apni health ka bilkul bhi Khyal Nahin Hai  aur use apne aap per gussa Hone Laga Kareena Kapoor apni health aur apni diet yani khanpan ko Lekar bahut hi jyada Savdhan rahti Thi Aur FIR Uske bad Kareena Kapoor ne apne room exercise  karne Lagi  jogging track per


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 uska jogging track Piche Wali Khidki Ke Samne tha aur vah vahan per jogging track per Chalne Lagi aur vah jab chal rahi thi to use Dur Se 1 gatar Mein Se Koi Bahar nikalta Hua dikha diya Usi mein se Kalu Nikal Raha Tha dhup ekadam bahut Tej Thi aur jab uske andar Se Nikal Raha Tha to uska Sharir Dekhkar Kareena ka ekadam ulti Ke Jaisa Man Ho Gaya aur FIR Kareena Ne Dekha aur apni Aankhein Badi ho gyi

 lekin FIR Kareena Ne Dhire Dhire apni Aankhen kholie aur Dekha ki kalu usmein Se Nikal Raha Hai Uske Sharir par gatar ki gandi ki keechad lgi hui thi


lekin Kareena Kya Karen vah Bhi To track utar  Nahin sakti Thi Kyunki usne 20 minut ka timer set kya hua tha aur iski speed bahut jyada Thi Agar vah  utarti to Uske bahut chot Lagti isliye vah Khadi Rahi aur apni Aankh band kar li usne lekin thodi der baad aankh kholi to Dekha  Kalu  Piche ki taraf se vah Khada tha Piche 


Kalu Ke Piche se Khade hone ke Karan Kareena ko Kalu ki piche se Kamar aur uski Kachche ke andar dhaki gaand Aur Uske niche ki Jhangee Dikhai De rhi Kalu ki Jhangee Dekhkar Kareena Ne soochha ki kya  ye Insan sach mein koi Vaishi Darinda hai  iski tange to Dekho Kaisi patli patli Hai hui hai aur iski Jhangee per Itni baal h  o my God 

 Kareena dekhne Lagi aur FIR Uske bad Kalu Ghuma aur aur aage ka hissa Kareena Ko Dikha Kareena ke samne Jaise hi Kalu Ne Ghuma to Kareena ka Munh  khul gya aur usne Dekha ki uski Chhati per Baat the  Lekar kam the aur niche ka pet bhi thoda sa nikla tha



mota To Nahin Kah sakte h lekin Kareena Kapoor Jaisi health-conscious beauty ko kalu  Mota hi lag raha tha aur uske bad  uski nazre Kacche ke  aur aage badhati Hai To vah Dekhte hi Aankhen Badi kar Leti Hai Kyunki vahan per Ek Aisa ubhar nikala hua tha ki uske andar Kuchh Badi Si chij ho
 FIR Uske bad Kareena Kapoor ko Dekhti Hai uski Jhangoo per Lambe Lambe Bal tha kareena ko lgta tha ki Shayad Jhangoo per Bal Hote Honge to Thodi Se hi Aate Honge Kyunki Kareena ki jhangoo per yah Sharir per Kahin Bhi agar koi Bal aata tha to Kareena Kapoor Salon jakar Vax kara Leti Thi ISI Karan ki skin Itni white aur Shine karti thi 


lekin Kalu Ka  ghinonaJism Dekhkar Kareena Ne soochha ki kya kabhi kisi Insan ke itne bhi Baal hote hain aur Kareena Kapoor Soch rahi thi  ki Kalu Ne ekadam jo Khada tha to usne pata nahin kya hua usne Apna kaccha thoda niche kara aur  kareena Kalu ka 10 inch lamba Mota Soya Hua land dikha do Kareena Ki Aankhen pura ka pura Raha Gaya


 usne Dekha ki yah kya chij hai itna Bada penis apni Aankhon per Vishwas Nahin ho raha tha vah Soch rahi thi Kallu dikhne mein to ekadam dubla patla h yaNi ki normal h lekin uska penis to my God old


 Phir Kalu ne apne Bagal Mein Pade Hue Ek balti  ko uthaya uske andar pani tha aur usne uss Pani ko Apne Upar Girane lga mugge se aur apne  Upar Se gatar ki gandigi  ko saaf karne laga aur usne uske bad acchi Tarah Apne Ko saaf Kiya lekin acchi Tarah kahen ya Nahin  kya fark padhta h 




lekin Jab Kalu Apne Upar mugge se Pani Dal 

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lekin Jab Kalu Apne Upar mugge se Pani Dal raha tha to Uske Sharir ke upar Ka sara mal  jakar uski jhanto mein ghus raha tha aur vah Vahi Atak gaya tha aur FIR Kalu ne apne kharche ko Utara aur use pagal wale pedh par daal Diya


 yani ki kamai Ke Niche  ke Pani dala tha lekin wahan par usne apni Tango Tak ek do mughe pani se saaf kiya tha aur uske Sharir ke upar ki sari gandi ki uski jaton ke Beech Mein Chali Gai Thi Aur FIR thodi der vaise hi Khada Raha aur dhup Tej thi isliye uska Sara pani shukh gya  aur jo Uske Sharir ke upar Ki Gandigi thi wo uske Jhantoo me  jm gyi thi uske baad kalu  vah   Bagal Mein Rakhe Apne Pajama ko utaya aur pehna aur Upar Se shirt Dali aur vahan Se Chala Gaya 



Upar Se  Khidki Se Kareena Kapoor trademill se yah sab apni Aankhon Se dekh rahi thi aur vah ekadam Aise Khadi Ho Gai jaise ki vah koi bhudh ho aur FIR Uske bad Kareena Kapoor Dekha ki uski trademill ruk gai hai lekin  kab ruki use pta hi ni chala aur FIR vah vahan se niche Utari aur bed ki taraf Gai aur vahan  sar pakad liya aur Lagi yah kya dekh rahi thi main


Use  apne aap per bahut hi gussa a raha hai to aur FIR vah bathroom ki aur Bhagi aur usne vahan basbesin mein kai baar  (ulti yaa)vomiting ki Kyunki usne Aisa najara apni life mein Aaj Tak Nahin Dekha Tha 


FIR Kareena Ne Bagal Mein Rakhe mouthwash ko uthaya aur do teen bar Kulla kara aur vah Thodi Si normal Hui

FIR Kareena Kapoor Apne bathtub ke nal ko chalu kiya aur bathtub Mein Pani  Bharne lga wo  Koi normal Pani Nahi  tha kareena kapoor us Pani ko Har Hafte ek company se magwati thi aur use bath jake tank me load kr jate the us Pani Mein Rose ki Sugandh yani (Rose water) aur usne Bahut Si Aisi chij Mili hoti Thi Jo skin ke liye bahut hi jyada labhadayak hoti thi Kareena uss tub Mein kam se kam 30 minut tak baath leti thi isi Karan uska Sharir uss age (umer) me Itni Itni young dikhti Thi

( Aapko bta du kareena kapoor khan ki umar 33 saal h aur kalu ki 54 saal)

FIR Kareena Kapoor bedroom ki aur Gai aur apne vahan mein Draw se ek packet nikala wo packet Koi imported packet  tha yani Ki vah videshon Se Aaya Tha aur fir usne use packet Ko Le jakar bathroom ki aur Gai aur usne use packet ko khola aur us packet Ke Andar Se Chote Chote  gulab ke pattiya    thi

aur usne UN pattiyon ko liya aur vahan per bathtub mein Dal Diya

Un pattiyo se Aisa lag raha thi ki Jaisi vah abhi Kuchh der pahle hi pack  Hui ho Kyunki vah packet ekadam imported tha  uske andar Hawa Nahin Ja sakti Thi Aur vah UN pattiyon ko  store kr Rakhta tha aur FIR Kareena Kapoor Ne use packet ko Sara us bathtub mein khol diya aur vah sari partiyon bathtub ke upar bich  Gai  



aur uske bad Jaise hi Kareena Kapoor  bathtub me jaane ke liye apni Ek pair uthati h to wo ruk jaati hai aur  bagal me lge bade  wallmirror  Ke Samne Jaati Hai to Dekhti Hai aur apne Jism ko dekh kar Apne man

 mein pata nahin kya badbadati hai aur vah kahati hai ki  mai Kitni Khubsurat tu Mujhmein per Fida ho jaega 

 aur FIR Kareena Kapoor Apni Jhango per hath pherti rahti hai aur kahati hai ki Meri Jhango to Dekho Kitni Sundar aur Mulayam gori  Hai Aur wo kalu  O MY GOD!!!!!! black dog

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 Uska Sharir Ka Aisa Koi  Jagah ni jaha prkalapan Na Ho aur FIR vah kahati hai ki Aise Kale kAluto ki jagah tu Chidiyaghar me Mein hoti hai aur Jor jor se hansne Lagti Hai use pata nahin Kyon Kalu se apne aapko compare kar rahi thi 

(aap log to Jante Hain Ki kahan Kareena Kapoor Khan the royal Kapoor family aur kahan Kalu jaisa  ganda Galich ghinona Insan.  
Kalu ke baad kuch ni tha siwaye uske kale land ke lekin kalu apne me bhi ni soch sakta tha ki ek din kareena kapoor uske land ki itni ghulam ko jayegi wo usse dusri shadi karegi aur apni kapoor family ki har ladies ko uske land ke nicche lane me apna कर्तव्य yani पत्नीधर्म samjhegi

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Aaj khani me ek aisa twist aayega aage Ki saari  story badal jaayegi isliye wait kijiyega.         

 Kalu bihari webs  royal kareena kapoor  khan

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Thx bhaiyo aaj aayega ye bada update  aise hi comment's me apne vichar btana

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Uske bad Kareena Kapoor Ne Bath liya kam se kam 30 minut Tak  aur wo bathtub Main hi Leti Rahi aur uske bad vah Uthe aur fir usne Ek towel liya uski  Jhangee  ek dum Mulayam Gaddar Jaisi Ho Gai  phirr kareena Apne bedroom ki aur Chali Gai aur vahan per apni table se ek Re cream li aur apni us cream ko  Sharir pr lgane lgi aur tbhi Kareena Kapoor ke mobile per ek call aaya Kareena Kapoor Ne apna phone uthaya to usmein usme  Babita Kapoor ka naam likha tha  babita kapoor yani kareena kapoor ki maa





Kareena ki Mar Jani ki Babita Kapoor ka tha aur FIR Kareena ne phone uthaya 

Babita Ne Kareena se poochha 

Babita --hello beta kaisi ho to 

Kareena- mom main theek hun aap bataiye kaise ho
  Babita - Main Bhi acchi hun 
 Kareena -vahan per sab kaise 
 Babita -sab theek hai 


Kareena se babita ne  kaha ki beta Pata Hai Hamare Yahan pados Mein Ek Oberoi family rahti Thi

 To Kareena --ha to  Kyon Kiya Hua
 Babita -- unke Yahan per 1 maid kam kya karti thi aur uska Pati bhi kam Kya Karta Tha sayad bihar se the dono
Kareena --(sochte hue ))o yaa I know mom pta h  kyu kya hua

Babita -- Jab Main Mrs. OBEROI ke yaha jaati thi ki  unki parties  mein vah donon Dekhne Mein ekadam Low class category ke aadami lgte the pata nahin Mrs. Oberoi

 Kareena puchti hai lekin Momo hua kya yah to bataiye 

to Fir Babita kahati Hai

Babita-- Un donon med oberoi ke ghar me chori ki yani  tijori  se Tala Todkar  paise lekr Bhag rahe the unke Watchmen Ne dekh liya aur security officer Ne unhen Range Hathon railway station per pakad liya

Kareena ne ye suna toh wo shock Ho Gai  Fir Babita Kapoor ne kaha ki 

Babita -- yah Chhote log hote hi aise Hain inn  per Bharosa Nahin kara Ja sakta main unhe Hamesha apni juton ki NOK per Rakhna chahiye jitna pyar dikhao yah apne apne  utne hi jyada Nakhre dikhate Hain to Fir Kareena Kapoor kahati hai I know mom Chhote log hote hi aise Hain to Fir Kareena Kapoor se Babita puchti hai ki Tere Yahan Bhi to Ek maid kam karti hai to kareena  batati hai uska naam Vimla hai

 FIR Kareena Kapoor  se babita  kahati hai 

Babita-- wo h kaha se

Kareena-- vah Yahan per Shayad Bihar Se Aayi Hai

 Kareena Kapoor ki mom kahati hai whattttttt!!!


 Beta tujhe  apne  yaha bihariyo ko kam per  rakha hai  

Babita Kapoor Kareena se kahati hai ki to unhen jald se jald kam se nikal De Aise Chhote logon ko kam per Nahin Rakhna chahiye Kareena Kapoor Bas suntii rahti hai aur bus han bolati hai Kareena Kapoor kahati hai ki mom mujhe kuchh kam hai aur Main Phone rakhti hun aur bad mein baat karungi 


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Babita kapoor-- beta iss baat ko  dyhan se sun Ki ine Logon Ko Apne Paas Mat Aane Dena aur jald se jald inn bihariyo  means. Black dogs. Ko nikal De

  Aur Kareena phone Rakh Deti Hai 





 Kareena Kapoor Khan Ne Socha Ki Sab Bihari Ek Jaise Thodi Hote Hain aur FIR aap kareena kapoor vimla per pura Bharosa tha pr Kalu per kam Bharosa tha aur  wo kehti ki kal vimla se kah Dungi ki vah Kalu ko se jaldi se kahe ki kam khatm Karen aur nikal Jaaye lekin Kareena Kapoor Khan ko yah Nahin Pata Tha ki  ye uski zindigi kitNi badi Galti Thi ki  Kalu ko Yahan kam ke liye Bulaya tha yani Ki Gatar Ki Safai ke liye  use ye Nahin pata aap Yahi gatar Ki Safai karne wala Kalu Bihari  ek din royal kareena kapoor khan ki Mang me   Dobara sindur bharega yani ki uske sath shaadi Karega lekin Kaise yah Aage aap Sabko Pata chalega 


Vimla kitchen me kaam kr rhi thi

aur  vimla jab Upar ki or ja rahi thi aur vah Upar store room mein se kuch plate la rahi thi to sidiyo se uska Paon pishal gaya aur vah Niche  giri aur jor se chillai haye Daiya 
 

to Fir ekadam Kareena Kapoor Apne Kamre se bahar aati hai aur kahati hai Vimla ji aapko kya hua to vimla kehti h
Vimal- baby Lagta Hai Meri paon Mein moch a Gai Hai To fir Kareena Kapoor kahati hai ki O my God aap Kaho to main doctor ko Bulati Hun



 To fir  vimla  kehti h Nahin Nahin Rahane dijiye main Aaram kar lungi aur Ek tube Hai mere pass  Dard ki  Mein use Laga lugi