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 To fir  vimla  kehti h Nahin Nahin Rahane dijiye main Aaram kar lungi aur Ek tube Hai mere pass  Dard ki  Mein use Laga lugi 

Aur vimla kehti h  mujhe aisa lagta hai main Jyada der Khade hokar Kam Nahin kar paungi to Fir Kareena Kapoor kahati hai ki aap is Baat Ki Chinta mat kijiye Apne Kamre Mein jakar aaram kijiega aur Kalu ko kah dijiyega kitchen ka kaam kar de aap pahle acchi Tarah theek ho jaaiye FIR aap kam karne ke liye aana

Kareena   Vimla se kahati hai 




aur Vimla sochti h  ki  ki uski malkin Kitni acchi hai


 Aur vimla dhire dhire Ghar Se Bahar jakar servant room ki or Jaati Hai  aur kareena kapoor Upar Kamre Ki aur jaati hai aur souchti hai ki uski mom Kitni vaise buri h wo in Chhote Logon Ko Insan hi Nahin samajhti Unki Bhi To Kuchh feeling hoti hai Kareena Kapoor ki mom ne usse Jo baten Kahin Thi vah Kuchh had Tak Sahi thi kareena ko  Aage  ye samajh mein aaega 


FIR Uske bad kalu  Apne servant quarter mein  gya aur usne apni patni ke parsh se 100 ke 4 Note likal le
Aur  BungLow mein se bahar ki aur Nikal Gaya aur Mumbai ke bandra station ke pass jakar aur uske Bagal Mein Ek gandi Si Basti thi aur vah vahan per Gaya ek nAALI ke kinare ki jhopdi mein Ki ore Gaya aur FIR Jab vah andar Gaya vah darvaja khatkhata



darvaja khatkhata Ja Tu Darwaza ke andar kalu ke Bihar ki hi ek dost tha  Jab Darwaza khola to usne Kaha kahan gaya Kalu aaj kis randi ko chodne ke liye sande ka tel le ja raha hai to Kalu Kahta Hai Aisa Kuchh Nahin Hai Apne Mujhe andar to Bula kutte aur FIR Dono andar baith gaye aur FIR Hariya ek desi yani ki ek sasti Sharab ki Botal Kholi aur donon mein ek peg liya aur FIR Kalu ne kaha ki yaar aaj Main Jab road se a raha tha to Maine Ek heroine ka photo Dekha Sali ki photo ki usmein dekh kar mera Main Aag land me Lag Gaye to Hariya ne kaha ki uska kiska  photo Dekha Tune to usne kaha ki Vahi sali Vahi Jo is Mumbai mein unke bahut bada Khandan hai  kareena Kapoor ka

(Jaisa ki aap sab log Jante Hain Ki Kareena Kapoor ko Kaun Nahin Jaanta tha Har ek bihariyon ke land Mein To Aag laga rakhi thi  isliye Bihar ka Har Har Ek Bihari Kareena Kapoor ko Apne land ki rakhel   banana chshta tha)

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Kalu Ne hariya ko yah Nahin bataya ki usne Kareena Kapoor ko dekha real me Aur  wo uske bungalow me mein hi Rah raha hai Kyunki Kalu kisi pr bhi Bharosa Nahin Karta Tha aur vah bahut hi Chalak tha (Bata Dun ki Kalu aur Hariya ki dosti Ek randikhane Mein hui thi aur   randikhane Mein yah donon Ek randi ko ek Sath chodte The Isliye ine donon Dosti Itni gehri Ho Gai thi)



Hariya ne kaha uss bahan ki Lodi Ka To Main Bhi Deewana hun kutiya gAnd dikha rhi thi uss gaane me man Karta Hai saali ki gaand lohe kaha sariya fasa Dun 


 TbhiHairya ko phone aata hai aur Hariya phone per Kahta Hai Ki Ham ke 2000 rupya chahie Varna Ham to vah bhi Din Nahin paate Hariya Kehta Hai Ki Ham to Hamara kam Karte lekin usse pahle Hamare account mein 2000 rupya Jama kara aur FIR Hua phone Kat deta hai ki kalu sochta ki  Hariya kisse baat kar raha hai






Fir Hariya jata hai ki Jis aadmi ka phone aaya tha
 In bihari language
 use apni Premika ke shadi  karna tha Kyunki Uske Premika ek bahut Bade Ghar Ki Ladki Hai Lekin Uske Ghar wale uski shaadi Kahin aur kara rahe hain wo aadMi uss ladki ko Apne Hathon  yani ki apne vas me krna chahta h isliye mujhse wo ek vidhi (विधि) pocch rha tha  
Phir hariya  ne kalu se  kahan ki aisi kaun si विधि hai
Hariya Kalu per bahut Vishwas Karta Tha Kyunki Hariya Ka Is Duniya Mein Koi Nahin tha isliye vah Kalu se apni Har Baat Ko btaya Karta Tha Kalu se hariya Kahta Hai Ki jisko apne Vash Mein karna hai uske Sharir ke Ek Hisse per ek nishan  banana Hoga aur uss nishan ko apne Sharir ke Hisse  banana Hoga aur use Nishan ko banane ke bad Insan ke Mathe per hath rakhkar hoga aur ek mantra badbadana hoga 3 baar  to  vah Insan tumhare har baat manega aur  vash  Mein ho jayega aur


 wo  Jab tak vash me  Rahega jab tak vah Nishan Nahin Mit Jata  dyan rhe wo nishan sirf tum aur wo hi dekh sakte aur koi ni warna ye का

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 wo  Jab tak vash me  Rahega jab tak vah Nishan Nahin Mit Jata  dyan rhe wo nishan sirf tum aur wo hi dekh sakte aur koi ni warna ye काला जादू ka asar khatam ho jayega 




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[Kaliya]

Hlo guys.   Maine ye kale jadu wala plot isliye daala kyuki khani zyada realistic lge 

Kyuki kareena kapoor khan jaise padhi likhi high class lady kbhi kisi low class se seduce ni ho sakti 
Umeed krta hu aapko ye pasand h 

Lekin aisa ni h ki  kareena ki marzi ni hogi kalu bihari  ke chudne wo aage jakar khulegi kalu se dhire dhire 



Wo khud hi kalu bihari ke shadi krne ki zid krti h.   


Wait ye scene jald aayega.......

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Ye hai apna kalu bihari  aage aane wale time me royal kareena kapoor khan ka rajkumar

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 Aur yeh   bollywood ki sabse sexy

Kapoor khandan ki rich 
Attitude se bhari
Apni amiri ka ghamand dikhane wali 
Kalu bihari ke land se maag bhar wane wali 
Royal KAREENA KAPOOR KHAN 


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Bhaiyo story padhne ke baad apne kuch suggestions ya idea's bhi de diya kro ki story me aage kya hona chahiye unhe mai apne hisab ke add kr luga plzzz bhaiyo lekin suggestions ko private indox me hi send krna     



Kalu bihari ki biwi aur uski do savaliya kalu ki biwi ki changed kitni mass se bhari hue h kalu kareena ki body ke har hisse ko nocchega ise har hafte saalon jakar skin facial karwana hoga 

Ek scene ye bhi h jisme kareena kapoor ke poshan ko toilet ki ni motwani wo kalu se kehti h store room wale bade daram me hi aaj se tum motoge kareena khud kalu se ye kehti h aur hafte me ek baar kalu ke rakhe pishab ko apne bathtub me bhar ke 1 ghante tk bath leti h 
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Bhaiyo GIF kaise upload hoti h plzzzzz jaldi btao aaj khani ka main climax h

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Uske bad Kalu se  Hariya Kehta Hai Ki Tujhe iska kya karna h 

Hariya se  kalu Kahta Hai Ki Meri Biwi Mujhe Daru Peene ke Aur Kisi Kaam ke paise Nahin Deti isse main  use apne Vash Mein kar lunga aur paise le liya Karunga aur mere ghar mein Uske bad Koi Ladai jhagada Nahin hoga 


 Kalu  ne Kaha




Hariya ko lga kalu  sahi  keh raha hai aur FIR hariya badhiya  insan tha kyuki hariya jaanta tha ki kalu apni biwi ko bHot marta tha isliye wo uski baat mAn leta h pr hariya kalu  se kehta  hai ki is Vidhi ka galat  istemal mt
  karna  air kalu han Mera Hila Deta Hai 



FIR Kalu ko hariya batata Hai Ki is Vidhi ka istemal yani ki prakriya to tu samajh Hi Gaya Hai FIR ko Hariya  kalu se Kahta Hai Ki  mai tujhe wo mantra Bata deta hun jisse Tujhe Uske Sar per Hath Rakh kar bolna hai 


Kalu hariya ko wo mantra bata deta h   uske bad Kalu is mantra ko acchi Tarah Yad kar leta hai FIR donon baten karne Lagte Hain aur 


Lekin hariya kalu ek baat bhot dyan se Kahta Hai Ki is Baat Ka Dhyan rakhen ki agar Uske Sharir per wo Nishan hat Gaya to vah Tere Vash Mein Dobara Kabhi Nahin aaega kalu is Baat Ko Dhyan se Sunta Hai Aur Uske bad donon sharab pine lgte h


 aur FIR Kalu kehta hai ki ab Mujhe Chalna chahiye aur FIR Kalu vahan se yani ki aur gandi Basti Mein se nikal kar jata hai Kareena Kapoor Khan ke bungalow  ki taraf


 Jane ki  liye kalu auto leta hai vah auto Mein baitha hai aur vahan se  chala jata hai 


aur jab vah market Se Ja Raha Tha to vahan per hone mein MCD ka koi worker deewaro pr painting banaa raha tha aur diwaron per Kuchh likh raha tha Uske pass Ek Chhoti Si Botal us me Mein kala paint tha aur usse  likh raha tha




 Kalu Ne Dekha paint to Vahi paint hai jo  kai saalo tk deewaro se chutta Nahin Hai uske  Man Mein Ek Idea aaya aur usne use paint ko  worker yanipainter se kaha  ki Uske ghar mein purani cycle hai use paint karna chahta hai  



worker  me poccha Kaun Hai be Tu 

Kalu ne kaha ki main Bihar Se  hu Mujhe  majdoori ke liye dor dor  Jana padta hai aur mere paas ek cycle hai mujhe Uske paint ke liye thoda sa de do  worker ne thoda sa paint use de diya





aur uske bad kalu ne use apni kacchi me  rakh liya aur FIR vah vahan se Jaane Laga Kareena Kapoor Khan ke bangle ke bahar pahunch gaya 


 Kapooro ke swarg me  yani ghar mein Gaya Kareena Kapoor Khan  gym me thi kyuki music Ki Awaaz Suni to use Laga Ki vah Sali Kutiya randi Abhi Apne Gym Mein Hogi 


  aur uske bad  kalu  kitchen Mein Kam Karne Laga kareena kb uper  Upar Chali Gai Kalu ko pata nahin Chala aur FIR Uske bad Kalu kitchen Mein uske liye salad kaatne me busy tha aur tabhi Upar Se Kuchh zor se chillane  ki awaaz Aati Hai  cockroach...       ....


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Kalu ne ye  Suna ki Kya Hua Upar ki or jata hai aur kareena ke room ke saamne jate use baat Yad aati hai ki uski Patni Vimla Ne Mana kiya tha ki upar wale Kamre Mein yani ki kareena kapoor Khan ke Kamre Mein Na Jana lekin Jab usne apni Awaaz Suni to vah jaldi se Bhag Kar Gaya Use Kuchh samajh Nahin Aaya usne Jaise hi darvaja khola to usne Dekha ki Kareena Kapoor Khan niche besosh Padhi hui thi



ki tabhi Kalu ke pair ke pass Ek se ek cockroach gujra  aur Kalu ko laga ye rajkumari ek cockroach se dar Gai Agar mera mera kala saap dekhegi  to uski kya Halat Hogi aur fir usne Dekha ki Kareena Kapoor ne ek Punjabi  suit pehna hua tha agar koi aam aadmi use ROYAL BEGAM KAREENA KAPOOR KHAN. Aise behosh milti toh  to wo jarur  Kareena Kapoor Khan ka aaj bang kar deta lekin Kalu  ko kareena  kapoor ka bang Agar karna Hota To kab ka kar deta Hua lekin kalu  Kareena Kapoor Khan ko apni  banana Chahta tha




Jo kal tk namumkin tha lekin Aaj hAriya se milane ke bad use Ek Rah Jarur Dikhai di thi ki yah Gori Rajkumari Mujh Jaise Kale aur  ghinone Bihari ko bhi    ban sakti h ( aapko bta du Kallu  Kalu Anpadh gawar aadami tha  zyada Chalak bhi  nahin tha pr Kismat uski Meherban Thi use per Puri )






 Kareena Kapoor Khan ne is waqt ek suit yani ki Patiala salwar pahan Rakhi thi  jo  Lal colour Ki Thi Aur Kareena Ka


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 Kareena Kapoor Khan ne is waqt ek suit yani ki Patiala salwar pahan Rakhi thi  jo  Lal colour Ki Thi Aur Kareena Kapoor aise hi Padi hui thi  kalu ka man kara Jaaye Ek Bar uske Jism ko  andar se dheek le lekin kalu ne  Kaise control karo


 aur uske bad Kalu Kismat Mein Ek Idea aata hai aur niche ki bhaga  or kitchen mein bhagta hai aur vahan per Kone Mein Rakhe us bottle ko uthata hai Upar ki or jata hai





  Kalu Soch lagta hai ki yehi waqt sahi us vidhi ko istemal krne ka lekin is Paint ko kahan Lagaya Jaaye 


 Kalu ko Kuchh samajh Nahin a raha tha 


 ( Kyuki Kareena Kapoor Khan apni body ko Hamesha Sath Rakhi thi hafte me 2 baar full body cleaning aur wax karwana uska routine hota tha )


 Issi karan uske Sharir per Ek baal  ka Nishan nahin tha

 




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Ki tabhiiiiiiii Kalu ke dimag Mein ek bihari  idea aata hai aur vah Kareena Kapoor ke pass jata hai






 aur uske suit ko uper  karta hai aur  Kalu Ne Kareena Kapoor ke pet Ko Dekha wo  ekadam saaf safed tha Kareena Kapoor ke  daily gym me exercise krne se  Kareena Kapoor  ka  pet ekadam tight  ho gaya tha abs bhi nikal gye the


  aur uske bad kalu Uske salwar ko khichne Chaha Lekin vah niche hi aa rha tha  uss  kareena Kapoor ne Mein ek elastic  s wali salwar pahan Rakhi thi Agar dhree dhree use nicche khicha Jata to vah  niche ho jati

lekin Kalu usko Aise khol rha  tha jaise ki vah koi kagaj padh raha ho isliye vah Nahin Khuli  kalu ko samajh Nahin a raha tha ki vah Kya Karen ki



Kalu ne Kareena ke makeup table ko dikha to usne vahan per  nails ko kaatne ke liye Ek nail cutter rakha tha   kalu ne Kareena ke nail cutter ko uthaya usne Dekha usmein Ek Chhota Sa blade Dekha Aksar En nsilcuttar  diya jata jisse nails ke andar ka mail saaf ho sake lekin kalu ke dimag Mein To Kuchh aur hi chal raha tha phir kalu  ne  Kareena ki Tango ko  Jo ekadam Sidhi Thi  unke pass gya aur unko  V.  shape Mein khola aur uske bad Kareena ki  pussy (Choot) ke Centre Mein a Gaya aur usne salwar ko

 

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  ko thoda sa khicha aur kalu thoda air  Niche aur Centre Mein aaya gya  aur salwar ko Halka Sa Aise Kata jaise ki vah Chhed kar raha ho aur FIR Uske bad kalu ne dekha   ki uske andar ek hi Neeli colour ki  kacchi  hai






(Mai Yahan per Kacchi Sabt ka istemal isliye kar raha hai  Kyunki kalu Jaise Anpadh gawar ko kya  pata nahin tha ki wo Kareena Kapoor Ne is waqt pahani hui hai vah ek panty hai na ki Kacchi lekin Kalu ko kya pata )



 aur vah Kachi ekadam tight thi Kyunki uski silwato  se pata chal raha tha vah jo Kcchi thi 



aur Kareena Kapoor ki vah kacchi Aur bhi type ho gai thi Jyada Khushi hui ho gai thi Taki jaise ki screen Se Hi Judi hui ho kalu ne  salwar ke us kate Chhed Mein us blade ko Dala aur uske bad blade ko Kachi ki taraf ke gya aur uss blade ko ghumaya  wo  kacchi ekadam se cut gai kyuki  wo kacchi Koi normal Kacchi Nahin thi  kareena kapoor Khan use videsh se lai thi (kapoor khadan ki sari ladies videshi chize pehnti thi specially kacchiya kyuki wo kacchi unki moti gaand ki  acchi care krti thi )


 yani ki  forgein  ka product tha uska Kapda bahut hi Bhhot tarik tha 



tabhi Kalu ko kacchi me se Kareena Kapoor Khan ki private parts ki khal yani skin dekhne Lagi white  thi kyuki salwar lal thi kacchi neeli isliye private part ki skin saaf dikh rhi thi (Kareena Kapoor Khan jo Upar Se itni gori chamdi ki thi andar kiuski chamdi to us se bhi gori Hogi ye to aap sab logon ko pata hi hoga)


 aur kalu  ka man to kara ki vah Apna Munh vahan laga do aur uske is private part ko Apne Danton se noch noch  kar  barbad kr de lekin Kalu ne apne aap par control Kiya FIR Uske bad Kalu main use bottle ko uthaya 

aur FIR Uske bad Kalu Ne use brush ko uthaya aur use bottle me se thoda  liya lekin usne is Baat Ka Dhyan Lagta ki vah panit niche tiles  Nahin girne Dena h aur FIR Kalu Ne use brush ko liya aur use suit ki Ched andar Le Jaate Hue Dheere Dheere sambhal kar use panty yani ki Kachi Ke Andar Se Uske main joint yani ki main private part  Ke joint yani Kareena Kapoor ki  us


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 yani ki Kachi Ke Andar Se Uske main joint yani ki main private part  Ke joint yani Kareena Kapoor ki  uski pussy (choot) aur gaand ki ending point  ke beech wale joint per Lagane Laga Kalu ko yah idea pta ni Kaise Aaya lekin yah Idea Jaisa bhi ho Kamal Ka Tha Kyunki koi bhi Insan ki is jagah pr Najar Nahin padati 


Kalu ne us joint per acchi taraf paint Lagaya aur uske ke baad us brush ko aise hi nikal kar us Botal mein rakh Diya aur FIR vah thoda sa niche  jhuka aur wo uss mai joint bilkul Samne  mooh ke lga aur  aur 3 se 4 minut Tak aise hi phock Marta Raha aur wo jaldi se utha  aur wo Gate se Jaane Ki Taraf Jaane Laga Kyunki ye Rajkumari Kisi bhi waqt jag sakti thi 

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Ye iss kareena kapoor khan ki wo pic h iss kuityaa ke face pr kis baat ka itna ghamnd h issi pic ko dekhkr mujhe ye story likhne ka khayal aaya 

Ki kareena kapoor ke ghamnd attitude ko ek kala bihari jo gatar ki safai krta h utharega





Lekin is kareena kapoor khan ko kis baat ka itna ghamand h 

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Jiska answer majedar hoga isko mai uske indox me 5 update send kruga yaha post krne se pelhe 

[Kaliya]

Hlo bhaiyo kahi ni gya yehi Hu kal update aayega sorry tohda late ho gya

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Kalu niche aata hai kitchen mein aur FIR Uske bad sochta hai ki aaj raat  Kareena Kapoor Khan ki Gulabi choot Mein Mera Bihari lauda Jarur Chalaa jayega


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(Note -- aap bol ek baat bhul gaye ki Harya use Ek Mantra bolane ko bhi Kaha Tha lekin Kalu Ko Mantra bolna bhul gaya tha)


 aur vahin dusri Taraf Kareena Kapoor Kahan Ke room mein Kareena ko Hosh aata hai aur khadi hoti hai aur apne Sar Ko pakad li hai aur kahati hai ki mera Sar Mein Kyon dard ho raha hai Tango me pata nahin Kuchh Ajeeb Sa lagta hai lekin uska Dhyan use ki fati Hui  salwar ki aur ni jata

aur FIR Kareena Kapoor Khadi hoti hai aur apne ko theek karti hai aur FIR Uske baad vo dekhti ghadi Mein 7:00 baj gaye hain aur FIR niche vah kitchen ki aur jaati hai aur vahan per Jaate hi vah kahati hai hey kalu black dog come and take my dinner 




kareena ko pata nahin kya hua tha vah ekadam se Aise Andaaz mein baat karne Lagi samajh Nahin aaya aur 


Kalu bola ki mem  Sahab aapane kya kaha mujhe samjh ni aaya

 to Kareena Kapoor Khan kahati Hai Ki take it my dinner now 

Kalu ko samajh Nahin a raha tha ki Kareena kya kah rahi hai 

tu kareena hindi me kahati hai Mere Liye Mera dinner Yahan lakar rakh kale kutte Kareena  ko pta Nahin kya hua tha vah aise baat kar rahi thi aur 

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FIR Kallu kya hua apna kala Munh Lekar kitchen Mein jata hai vah sochta hai ki uss hariya ki to  gand Maar Lunga usne mujhe chutiya Banaya 


Kalu kitchen set aata hai vo table per saled  Rakh deta hai khana khane lagti hai ki tabhi vah Dekhti Hai Ki vah salad mein kuch Gira hua tha Kareena Kapoor ko ekdum se pata nahin kya hota hai vah use plate ko Apne Hathon se dur dakhel deti hai aur Sara salad niche Gir jata hai aur FIR Kalu se Kareena Kehti h ki hai ki

 U  black dog my moms says right you are low class people always into the foot 

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Kareena Kapoor phir hindi me kahati hai kahati hai tum Chhote Logon Ko Hamesha apni jooti ki NOK pr Rakhna chahie Aise Koi khana Lata hai black dog


 Kal se yaha kam karne ki koi jarurat Nahin Hai kal Apna Saman Lekar Chale Jana   kale began si shakal ke

(Kareena kapoor khan Aisa behave isliye kar rahi thi Kyunki uski mom yani ki babita Kapoor Ne   use btaya tha  Aise Chhote Logon ke bare mein

 Isliye use Nafrat Si Ho Gai Thi  inn Chhote Logon se  khaskar Kalu Jaisa aadami ko dekh  ke. 
Aisa nahin hai ki Kareena Kapoor Khan ko in Logon Se Koi lagav tha yani ki in Chhote Logon se lekin Jab Se vah pregnancy mein Gai Thi Tab Se uske andar ki ek maa Jag Gai thi isliye ine logon ko thoda sa lagav ho gaya tha lekin Jab aaj uski mom  yani Ki babita Kapoor ne  kareenaKapoor Khan ko uska roop  yaad dilaya Jab wo Itni Ghamandi or attitude Mein Rehti thi ab bhi  wo gym ya shopping ke liye public Mein Jaya karti thi to vahan ke Aam log use Aise ghurte the jaise ki vah Kitni Badi Rajkumari Ho Kareena Kapoor samajhti thi in Chhote Logon ke pass nahi to Koi Daulat hoti hai aur na hi dikhne Mein Khubsurat hote hain na inke six packs hote hain 

Aur dikhne me black dogs jaise ekadam hote h  UN log  ko Hamesha Apne Se Dur Rakhna chahie 
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Aaj Kareena Kapoor Khan Ka Aisa Roop Dekhkr kalu  ekkadam se dar Gaya ki yah to sach mein koi bahut badi Rajkumari Hai Jo Bhi Mujhe Aisa dant rahi hai aur uske bad kalu ne Apna Sar Jhukhaya  Rakha  Kareena Kapoor use Sunati Rahi English mein bol rahi thi isliye Kalu ko kuch samajh Nahin a raha tha aur FIR Kareena Kapoor Kahane Lagi Sun  Kale Baigan  kuch kaam na hi h tu






 Kalu ka man kr rha tha ki kareena kapoor khan ke Munh Mein Dal De  11 inch ke land aur Uske garden me fasa de apna saap  pr Kalu  kareena Kapoor Khan ki baat Sunta Raha

 aur Kareena Kapoor kahati Hai Tumhare Jaise Kale  logo ko is Mumbai shahar Mein Aana hi nahin chahie pata  ni government Tum jaiso Ko Yahin per Aane Kaise  Deti Hai 


Kareena Kapoor Khan phir kahati hai Get away from here


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 FIR Kareena Kapoor Upar ki aur Bhag Jaati Hai Lekin Kallu ko Aaj Apne bahut gussa a raha tha  Itna jalil wo Kabhi Jindagi Mein Aaj Tak Nahin hua 

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Kareena Kapoor Khan phir kahati hai Get away from here


 FIR Kareena Kapoor Upar ki aur Bhag Jaati Hai Lekin Kallu ko Aaj Apne bahut gussa a raha tha  Itna jalil wo Kabhi Jindagi Mein Aaj Tak Nahin hua 




Kareena Se Jyada gussa use hariya pe raha tha ki usne uska chutiya Banaya FIR Kalu raat ko hi Bangla se bahar chala jata hai aur vah vahan se Usi Hariya ke pass Jata Hai uski uss gandi jhopadi mein aur vah Gate katata Hai Jaise hi hariya gate kholta h kalu kehta h madarchodo kutte  Tune Mujhe chutiya Banaya saale kutte Maine use Apne biwi  per istemal kiya aur usse maine  paise Mange to usne mujhe Danta aur ek bhi rupya nahin diya 


Hariya ko yekeen ni hota Ki uska jadu fail ho jaye aur hariya kalu se Kahta Hai Puri baat bata kya hua 

To kalu sari Baat batata Hai Hariya kalu se Kahta Hai Ki Tune wo Mantra ka uchharan to kiya hi Niiii


Kalu  kehta h arey behan chudwa Ham bhul gaye 




Hariya kehta h  ki sale kutte apni galti  Mere per Kyon fod raha hai aur FIR kalu Hariya se Kahta Hai Ki mujhse galti ho gai Kalu Hariya se Kahta Hai Ki yaar is Galti ko sudharne ka koi upay To Bata Hariya Kahta Hai 



Tere Sharir ke us chiz ko Jisko tune Aaj Tak Apne sar se saaf na kiya ho Jaane Jo Tere Sharir par Tere Janm se  ho  tujhe wo chiz aadhi kHud khaNi hogi aur aadhi use Tujhe use khilana Hoga  jise vash me krna 


Kalu ko Kuchh samajh Nahin a raha tha Kalu Kahta Hai hariya sale kutte  Kahana kya Chahta Hai Saaf saaf  bata to FIR Hariya Kheta hai ki Tujhe Apne Sharir Ka Aisa Koi Baat Ho Jo Tere janam se aaj tak Tere Sath ho Tujhe uss baal ko adha khud khana hoga aur   Usi aadhe baal ko use khilana hoga jis pr ye vidhi adhuri reh gyi 


  aur FIR karlu vahan se Pata Hai Aur Raste  Bhar Sochta Hai Ki Aisa kaun  ki jagah ya baal hai jo Sharir par Uske Janm se aaj tak vaise ka Vaisa hi hai 

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 Kalu bungalow pauch jata h aur phir kalu servant quarter ki Or Chala Jata Hai Aur vahan per vah let jata hai Khatiya par aur uske Bagal Mein vimla Leti Hui hoti hai aur FIR uske baad Kalu  Sochta  Hai Ki Aisa kaun sa Baal Hai Uske Sharir Se Juda Hua Hai Aur wo Apne Pajama ko niche kar kar Apne land ko apne haatho seb Malta rahata Hai Aur Kalu  ke  land  ki badboo room me fail jati h. Vimla ko iss boo ki aadat ho gyi thi lekin kareena kapoor khan ko kaise ek bihari land ke badboo perfumes si lagegi aage dekhege



 Kalu ka land khada ho jata hai ki tbhi kalu  ko ek Idea aata hai aur vah Sochta Hai Ki vah Aisa  ek hi jagah h wo maine apne Janm se  Safai Nahin Ki hua tha wo tha  uska ganda ghinauna land aur


 To Uske dimag Mein Ek Idea Aata Hai Kyon Na Kareena  Kapoor khan 



Kareena Kapoor Khan ko Apni jhaat ka baal Khila Diya Jaaye aur wo  Aadha Mein kha Lunga 



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[Kaliya]

kalu bihari ki jhannto ki safai krne wali jo behne kareena kaooor karishma kapoor.     Kareena kapoor khan pehle khud kalu ke land pr sindur lga apni maang bharegi phir karishma ki gaand me kalu ka land zabardadsti dalwayegi jiske karan karishma ko apni ass surgery krne london jana hoga kyuki gaand thodi si chir jayegi  gaand ki upei joint se

[Kaliya]

Phir agale Din Subah hoti  jo Kalu ki Jindagi ko badalne wala Din tha Kalu Bunglow ki  aur jata hai aur vahan darvaja kholta hai aur vahan Se wo kitchen Mein Chala Jata Hai vah dekhta hai ki ghadi Mein 8:00 Baje wale hain aur FIR fridge ki aur jata hai aur vahan se us juice wale pack ko nikalta hai aur use Bagal Mein Ek Kanch ka gilas lata hai aur uske bad Apne pajami Ke Nade ko dheela kr deta  hai aur uska pajama uski Kali Tango se hota hua niche GirJata Hai Uske bad Apne kacche ko Apne ghutno  Tak utarta  hai aur 


Phir vah apne donon Hathon ko apni land ki jhanto. ki kone ki  le jata h lekin wo Khul Nahin rahi thi Kyunki vahan per Kuchh jyada hi mail jama  hua tha



 aur FIR Kalu kaise taise uss baal ki jadh me haath pauch pata h  phir kalu us jadh me jor lgata h baal todne ke liye   lekin kalu ko  usi pal   wo uske sharir ka sabse najuk hissa hota  h to use bahut Dard hota hai lekin Kalu Sochta Hai Ki thoda dArd seh le kalu kyuki   Fir Uske bad To uss rajkumari ko Sara Dard sehna Hoga Mera aur FIR  kalu ke jhante ka ek baal tut jata h  call Tut Jata Hai Aur FIR kalu dekhta hai  baal pr Kuchh kala kala Mail laga hua tha Jo Kalu ke upar Bhi yani kalu ke gnade haatho pr lag gaya tha  darasal wo



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 Kalu ki Dhul Mitti mail gandigi se jami hue Ek Parat thi


FIR Uske pass Kalu us baal ko do Hisso  mein Tod deta hai aur uske bad kalu kitchen Mein jata hai glass mein thoda sa Pani leta hai aur use Baat Ko Apne Munh Mein wo baal Dal deta hai aur Pani ko pi leta Hai Kalu ko ekadam kadwa Sa Laga tha uska to ulti ka man hua  lekin usne Kaise taise control Kiya Kyunki Aakhir Sawal Kareena Kapoor Khan ka tha  jo Hindustan ke Har EK Land Ka moot nikalwati thi Uske pass kalu us  dusre Ke Tukde ko us juice wale glass mein Dala aur gilas mein usne juice ke packet se  juice daal bhar diya  ka aur vah  baal ka tukda uss juice ke bich me ghumne lga   aur usne Dekha ki ghadi Mein 9 bajne   Wale Hain 


FIR kalu Socha chalo uss Rajkumari Ko utha  diya jaye kyuki  ki aaj ke bad  mai Uske us alishan  Bistar par us  ke sath mein roj souga aur vah Khud Mujhe uthayegi



 aur FIR Uske bad Kalu Upar ki aur Jane lagta hai aur vah FIR vah FIR darvaje ke pass pahunchta hai aur andar Awaaz lagata Hai Mem Sahab Sahab memshab



  Aur wo darvaje ko do teen knock Karta Hai Aur FIR Uske bad Kareena ki ekadam nind Tutti  Hai Aur FIR kareena kapoor k khan ko bhot gussa aata hai Kyunki vah bahut hi gehri Nind Mein so rahi thi



 Aur vah kahati Hai

 Kareena kapoor khan--what the fuck you black dog why you disturbing me 


aur FIR Kareena Kapoor Hindi mein kahati hai  kale kutte Kyon  Mujhe uthaya Itna jor se bolati hai


 Kalu ko lagta hai

 ki yah randi abhi   bhi gussa h


  Kalu kehta h 
Kalu- memSab niche juice  Rakha Hai juice Pi lijiyega aur FIR Kareena Kapoor kahati hai  

Kareena kapoor khan--nikal yahan se kale kutte 



( Ye baat to aapko sabko pta h Kareena Kapoor Jo Apne ghamand Ke Liye Hi Jaani jaati thi Bollywood mein )

Lekin wo Vimla  se Thodi Si jud  Gai Thi lekin Jab Se uski mom yani Babita Kapoor ne use  Oberoi family ke  kisse ke bare  bataya tha use  in  Chhote logo se kuch zyada hi nafrat  Ho Gai Thi khaskar Kale Logon se 



Uske bad kalu Niche Jata Hai Lekin vah Apne man mein bol raha tha aur apne land ko sehla rha tha  use boht gussa aaa rha tha Kyunki uski Aisi bezati Kabhi Nahin hui thi  wo Kah Raha Tha ki Kuchh ghante aur Ruk Ja kutiya  Agar Tujhse Apne land ka sara Mal saaf nahin karaya   To Mera naam bhi karu Nahin Chahe Teri Maut hi  Kyon Na Ho Jaaye lekin Tere goore mooh  ko ab main apna  maldar Land Ka Ghar Banaunga



uska mood aaj   jyada hi kharab hai Kyunki  wo 1 minut bhi kalu ko Apne Ghar per Naukari per Rakhna Nahin chahti thi 


Ab kareena  pahle wala Roop Laut aaya tha the Kareena Kapoor Khan  the attitude queen 


aur uske bad Kareena Kapoor  ph uthati h aur ek call milati hai aur vah call Amrita Arora ko milati hai 






 Amrita arora -- Bebo WhatsAp kaise h tu 
to Fir Kareena Kapoor kehti hai

Kareena Kapoor -- (dhe

[Kaliya]

Kareena Kapoor -- (dheeli awaz me ) theek hu

Amrita poochti h 

Amrita ---  kya hua Teri Awaz Ko Teri Awaz down Kaisi Hai 


Amrita Arora Kareena Se kahati Hai Teri Awaaz to sabse Jyada acchi rahti hai aaj Teri Awaz kaise  down ho gai  to Fir Amrita se Kareena Kapoor Khan kahati hai ki 

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Kareena kapoor khan -- yaar mere ghar mein ek Naukar  h mai use  bilkul bhi kam per ni rakhna  Nahin chahti 

Amrita Arora puchti Hai

Amrita -- Kyon Aisa Kya Kar Diya Usne usne Tujhe Chheda Kya  yaTere Saath Koi galat Harkat ki 


to Fir Kareena Kapoor Khan Karti Hai 

Karena --+(rob jamate Hur )uski itni aukat ni......   



Amrita - To fir  use tu  kam per Kyon Nahin rakhna chahti to Fir Kareena Kapoor kahati Hai Ki

Amrita -- vah dikhne Mein ekadam ghinona h  vah Itna Kala Hai Kya Bataun use Dekhte Hi Mera Man ekadam se kharab ho Jata Hai To fir Kareena se Amrita Arora kahati Hai

Amrita -- (Haste hue ) tune ek  Kale ko apne yaha naukar kaise rakh liya Hai areee Tujhe To Aise Logon se bahut ghin aati hai na to Tune Aise log ko kam per Kaise Rakh liya

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Amrita --Teri family mein to  hi ine Chhote aut kale logo se sabse zyada  Nafrat Karti Hai To Tune Aise Kaise kam per Rakh sakti hai 
 to Fir Kareena Kapoor kahati hai amrita se aur  Vimla ki sari baat bata deti hai Amrita arora  kahati Hai Ki are bebo  tum bhi Kitni Bholi Hai yah Jo Chhote log hote hain Hamare Sath yani ki Hamare Bade Logon ke sath aise hi Rishte banate hain Inko apni jutti ki NOK per Rakhna chahie To Aisa Kar Aaj hi  un dono  ko Apne Ghar Se Nikal de  Aur Main Sham Tak Tere Yahan Ek Naya Nokar  bhej Dungi main Abhi call Karti hun apne manager  ko aur vah vahan se ek Achcha Sa nokar  bhej dena 

[Kaliya]

Iss kutiya ne itni muth marwai kal sala land chil gya h iss kutiya ke sara badla luga ise kalu ki aise rakhel banauga ki tamiur bagal me royega aur kareena  taimur ko chup karane ki bajaye kalu ke land ki jhaante chat chat kr mail ko roj saaf kregi 


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Is kutiya ke ghamand Ko kalu  ko iski gaand ki charbi ke nikalega kalu. Iski gaand   ko ittti chusega raand h ye saali chinar haramzade kutiya ka chehre pr paiso ka bhot ghamnd h 





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 Ab bs kalu hi sahara h  hamara jo iss kareena kaapor khan ki gaand ke iski sari ghamnd akad nikale saari suhaagrat pr bs kutiya ki chikkkhe chikkke aani chahiye 

Ki kalu ji bhot bada h meri ass seh ni sakti.   Kareena ke mooh se ye sunna h

[Kaliya]

Kareena Kapoor bahut khush hoti hai sochti hai ki  kb se uss kalu ka mooh ni dekhna padega uss se wo Kalu aaya h yaha Mera mood kharab rhta tha  Kareena Kapoor Khan stairs  ki or Jaane lagti hai aur jab vah niche sidhiyon utar rahi thi to usne Dekha ki uski dining table per hai ek Uske tray rakhi thi Kareena Kapoor and Socha Ki chalo  ek baar us jaanwar ke haath ka juice Pi leti hu

((lekin Kareena Kapoor Khan ko kya pata tha iss aakhiri juice ka glass uske liye Kitni bdi kimat chukani hogi Kareena Kapoor Khan jisse is Waqt Itni Nafrat Karti Hai wo ukse ussi ghinone shahir ki deewani ho jayegi )





Phir kareena kapoor   dining table ki aur jakar centre wali kursi me baith jati h Kalu kitchen Se Chupke se dekh raha tha ki tabhi usko kareena  ne kalu. Ko awaaz  Lagaye



Kareena kapoor khan-- hey black dog come here 


Kalu  kitchen se nikalta h  aur usne poochha


 Kalu-- MeinSab aapane Mujhe Bulaya 


Kareena kapoor khan --. black dog your job time is now over now  you can go from here  

& don't again see you black face  u black pig 



Kalu Kahta Hai

Kalu-- memSahab mujhe kuchh Samajh Mein Nahin a raha kya kah rahi ho aap

 to Fir Kareena Kapoor ekadam Hasti Hui


 kahati Hai

Kareena kapoor khan ----( aggornace dekhate hue ).  U unillereate black dog Maine Tumse Kaha Suno Kale kutte ab se tumhe kam karne ki jarurat Nahin aur apni iss ghinoni Shakal  ko le  jakar yahan se abhi ISI Waqt turant nikal jao Kale kutte  gandi nadi ke ye sab  Kareena  kapoor khan ekadam Akad arrogance main kahati hai 


Kareena  kapoor khan  table per Baithi Jarur thi lekin abhi tak uska haath abhi Tak  us glass ki aur Nahin gaya tha isliye Kalu Uske Samne natak karta hai 

Kalu --memSahab Hamen yahan se mt nikal liya hamare pass   kaHi aur. Kam Nahin Hai 




Kareena kapoor khan --- (haste hue in attitude style) hey you black dog Tumhare Jaise logo ki jagah nali  hoti hai aur Mainne tumhe Mere  Swarg  jaise alishan ghar mein kaam  karne Diya uske liye Tumhen Mere Pairon ko pakad kar mera dhanyvad karna chahie


 lekin Khabardar Agar mere ko chhua bhi to Tumhare Jaise ghinone kale logo ki itni aukat ni ki mujhse dekh bhi sake chuuna to Bhot dur ki baat h




Kareena Kapoor Khan ke kahati hai  aur Kalu Samne table ke kinare Khada Hua sv sunta h
  Kareena Kapoor tabhi Apne Hath ko uss juice ke gilas ki taraf  ke jati h 

Kalu  tirchi nigaho se ye sb dekh raha tha kareena uss glass ko haatho me lekar  gol gol Ghumaati hai


 aur Kalu se kahati hai ki


Kareena kapoor khan --- itne Din Tumne kam Kiya  iske liye main Tumhen 2000 rupaye de sakti hun 


Kareena Kapoor Khan se kalu  kehta hai Mem Sahab itne Mein To Hamen Kahin Kamra kirae per bhi nahin milega


Jaha hum pehle rehte the uss Makan Malik Ne Hamare ghar ka kiraya  bhi 2500 rs kr diya h 


 Kareena Kapoor ekadam hanskar sochti hai ki Chhote Logon ki aukat hi hoti hai 


aur Kareena Kapoor Khan Kalu se kahati hai 





Kareena ---what only  2500 thousands 

you blacky itne Mein To Mere taimoor ke jute bhi nahin Aate Mere Taimur ke jute ke jitni bhi  Tumhari aukat ni


lekin Kareena Kapoor Khan ko yah Nahin Pata Tha Ki Yahi Chhota aadami  kalu Bihari  taimur ko bagal me rakh use Roj chodega  kareena roj chilayegi chikegi pr raham sabt kalu ke liye hi bana tha  aur taimoor ko yah Nahin Pata Hoga Ki  ye Bihari  hi Kareena Kapoor Khan ki  gand se  uske ghamnd ko utarega


aur FIR Uske bad Kareena Kapoor Khan juice ka ek sip leti Hai aur kehti h 


 Kareena kapoor --. Maine  Aaj Tak apni shooting ke aaspaas  bhot se kale log dekhe  maine South India me bhi bahut se log Dekhe Kale

 lekin main yah Baat dawe se keh sakti hoon ki tum UN sabse jyada hi Kale dikhte Ho kaun si cream lgte ho kale hone ki itne black pig jaise dikhte ho jo  aur Kareena Kapoor Jor jor se Haste hue ek aur sip Leti Hai 






aisa lagta hai ki tumhare  purwaj  Jarur Africa se hoge Kyunki Aisi Shakal Africa mein hi milati hai aur Kareena Kapoor fir se hasne Lagti Hai pata nahin use  kya ho raha tha ki vah Kalu ki Itni bezzati karne 

[Kaliya]

 lekin main yah Baat dawe se keh sakti hoon ki tum UN sabse jyada hi Kale dikhte Ho kaun si cream lgte ho kale hone ki itne black pig jaise dikhte ho jo  aur Kareena Kapoor Jor jor se Haste hue ek aur sip Leti Hai 





aisa lagta hai ki tumhare  purwaj  Jarur Africa se hoge Kyunki Aisi Shakal Africa mein hi milati hai aur Kareena Kapoor fir se hasne Lagti Hai pata nahin use  kya ho raha tha ki vah Kalu ki Itni bezzati karne per use maja a raha tha 


Sayad ye kareena kapoor khan ka pahle wale Roop Tha Jo Ab Laut aaya tha lekin Kareena Kapoor Khan ko kya pata tha ki yah  uski Jindagi Ki vah Galti Hogi jiska wo Roj bhugtan karna hoga aur vah koi mamuli bhugtan nahin hoga 


vah Hindustan ke Har EK Land Ki badDua Hogi Jo Kalu  ka ghinona land har ek muth ka badla lena apne saap se  

[Kaliya]

Jald hi ye kutiya ek bihari ki rakhel banegi


Bihari nochega iss royal kareena kapoor khan ko