Babbli Di Chitti Bund ਬਬਲੀ ਦੀਦੀ ਦੀ ਚਿੱਟੀ ਬੁੰਡ with pics

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Update 7

Meri jad severe akhh khulli te saroj aunty da hath meri chatty te c te mere vall muh kar lamme hoyi c , sver tah roz hi hundi c par ajj jo khushi mere te chehre te c usda jwaab nahin c , mai aunty da hath apni hikk tohh chukk aunty nu jaffi pa layi , jaffi paounde mere lunn ch akdaa chddna shuru ho gya te mai aunty nu apniyan bahva ch kassna shuru kar ditta , aunty di v nind khull gyi te aunty nevi thoda zor lake mainu apne mammya de naal ghuttya ,

Panjh 7 second mangro aunty ne ikdum mainu pishe keeta te utth k beh gyi te apne lamkde nange mumme dekh ohna nu apniya bahava naal dhakkn lag pyi , raat da scene  shyad aunty diyan akha de saahnve ghhumm reha c , mai aunty nu pushya ki hoya

Saroj Aunty- kush nhiii


Aunty ne sehki yahi awaz ch jwab ditta te , mainu aunty di halt da andaza ho gya c k aunty lyi ajay shayd eh sab acceptable nahin c kyuki sab kush achanak hoya c , par shyad eh meri soch c , ho sakda aunty kush hor e soch rahi howe , mai v bed toh uthh de hoye , dono hath aunty de pisheyon ohna de tiddh nu sapp vaaang vilaawa paaye te aunty di nangi chowdi pith te chummna shuru kita ,

Aunty ne mainu rokde pishe kit ate kiha time bahut ho gya , dev utth gya hona a , mai aunty nu ik jhtkke ch khichke pishe lamme paaya te aunty de utteh chadd gya , aunty nu mera hidiyan lunn ohna di fuddi te feel hiya , aunty samz gyi k shayad eh svere svr ik tripp hor lauga , tah aunty ne kiha karan , pishe ho beta , mainu ik mint thaleyo hoke aoun de ,  

karan- thalle ki hai ?? eh dekhna jana hona k jwaayi ne os din vangu fer tuhadi kashhi ch muthh maar k apna maal te ni vich suttya , par eh huqq hun sirf mera hai hehhheh ,,

Saroj Aunty- chup kar kuttaaa ,


Enna bol aunty ne mainu apne upro dhakka lga paase kit ate utth khaddi hoyi , bed toh khade ho thalle utrde aunty di di bund de darshn hoye jiss utteh kaali kashhi jachh rahi c , ohhi kaali kasha jo mai rati aunty paoun nu kiha c , ohh v fuddi toh mera maal saaf keete bgair , aunty ne apni ik dress fadi te paayi te mainu kiha mai thalleyo hoke aoundi haan , dekha te dev ki kar reha , achank kise diyan podiyan chaddn di awaaz aayi upper  mainu pta lag gya k dev hi hona a ,  aunty ne mainu ishara kita te mai vi almaari pishe likk gya , mere lukde hi thik 5 sec hoye k dev ander aaya , te aunty nu kehnn lggya ohh babbli aa gyi hai Kashmir toh ,  mai lain challya c airport ohdi call aayi c , mai hairaan c k raati te babli aakh rahi c waqt lggna a ede chetti aa b gyi  ?? dev ah gall akh room cho nikln hi laggya ck mera fonn vajj gya  ,, dev kenda eh te karan da  fon hai ?? aunty ne jwaab ditta k haan oohh bhull gya c rati eithe e  , dev ne kiha okk koi nahi mai ley janda haan , naale mainu v thoda office work c ohde naal . dev ne mera fon faddya te laike room cho bahar nikl gya .


Mai almari pisho bahr niklya te aunty nu kiha ohh sheettt aunty rokko kise trah mera fonn pakdo , panga pai jana koi nahi te ,

Saroj Aunty- pehla jadd tenu enni bkwaas kardi han odo te meri sunda nhi a , hun ki panga a

karan- yarrr odan diya pics ne dev diyan fon ch jo tuhadi kasshi c mutth mari te lun te paake sutta c , te lok v ni lgga koi fon te

Saroj Aunty- ohh durr fiitteeh muhh , lok te lga kmm se kmmm , tenu kisne kiha pics save krn nu

karan- ohh te gall sahddo , asal ch rati tuhadi v te video bnaayia , sariyan pics v ne raati valiya ,

Saroj Aunty- (gusse ch) tenu bhonk te rahiii c na bna bna , tu sunda odo kise di , rukk ai krdi kush enna bol aunty dev de pishe gyi , par jadd tak aunty bahrde door ko pahuchi tadd takk dev gddi ch beh
nikl gya c  , maivii chetti naal auto lya te auto wale nu wadh paise deke short raah paoun nu kiha , te
dev toh pehla mai apne ghar pahuch gya ,  fark sirf 5 sec. Da pya k mai dev nalo pehla pahuch gya ,

Dev mere ghr de muhre gaddi lake bahr niklya te mainu dev de haav taav dekh pta lag gya k dev ne mera fon  chek nahi kita a ,  dev mere kol aaya te mai hath miliya , mainu saah chaddya dek dev pushya ki hoya ?? mai kiha kussh ni , running toh aay taah ,  tusi svere ajj eder sab thik a naa , ?? dev kiha haan saab thik a ,  actuly family aa gyi c te mai lain challya c  airport tak sochya tenu naal laida jwa , mai kiha nahi mera mushkil a tusi jao , maiu urgent meeting a , orr haan actually mera fon tuahde ghar ten hi reh gya ? pta ni kiteh dig gya shyaddd kall , dev ne ageyo jwab ditta k , “haan mai laike aaya haan , digga nahi a tug hr bhull aaya c , mai thanku kiha fon lya te dev mainu bye bol nikl gya , ”

Fon lainde mai sabh toh pehla lock lagya , te rub da suhkr kita , mere achankk hi ikkk shraarat sujj gyi , te mere chehre te smile aa gyi ,  ikk ghnta rukkn toh baad mai aunty nu call lgaayi te aunty ne pehli ring te fon chkk lya ..  

Saroj Aunty- hello , dekhya te kush ni dev ne ??

karan- sab dekh lyaa panga pai gya haii ,

Saroj Aunty-  fitteh muhh , tenu mai kiha c ni kutteh diya puttaa , tu meri bund padwawega pakka , meri is umar ch ki izzaat reh jaani a , aunty ron lag gyi , rowo na gall ho gyi dev naal meri ,  

Saroj Aunty- gall ho gyii ?? ki gall hogi ?

karan- pahuchke dasda haan , aa rreha tuhade koll
10 mint tak mai aunty de ghar puzya te aunty ne aounde de hath fadd pushya ki hoya , sara kush dekh lya dev ne jo rati hoya , aunty naal athru suttn lag gyii . te rondi hoi boli

Saroj Aunty-  tenu bol v rahi c na pics click kar ,, ki izzatt reh gyi meri ,

karan- chupp kro rowo na , mai aunty nu bahva cha ghutt de haunsle ditaaa , aunty ne ikdum minu pishe Dhaka maardi kiha

Saroj Aunty- daffa ho , tu mainu kisee paase di ni shaddya , hun khali hath kyu aaya a , zehar di sisi pakdi liyanda mere [eeen lyii .

karan- awein kyu dar re ho , tuahunu kiha na gall ho gyi a ,

Saroj Aunty- ki gall ho gyi , ki kenda dev

karan- kushh ni mera shakk sahi c , bssss ohi hoya

Saroj Aunty- (hairani naal )ki matlab tera saaf bol

karan- dev mann nahi reha k mai kall raat pehli vaar tuhade naal eh sab keeta hai , ohh aakh reha tu 3 saal toh meri suss nu ageyo pisheyo wajja reha hai , taahi meri sass di bund motti hoi payi a pishyeo ,

Saroj Aunty- ehh gall dev ne kahii ???

karan-  haan , par hunn ikoo raasta hai , izzatt bachoun da

Saroj Aunty- kii te keehda raasta ?

karan- mai aunty nu saari gall dass ditti , jo meri planning c

Saroj Aunty- (muh age hath rakh hairani nal) hawwwwwwww dev ne kiha edda ,

karan-  aunty hun hor koi raasta ni , tuahnu eh krna paugaa

Plaing mutabik mai aunty nu sari fake galbat dassi jo mere te dev vich hoi c


Hoya aunty eda jado mai eithoo niklya te dev aalo pehla ghar pahuch gya c apne , thik mere pishe dev b aa gya , ander aaya bde pyar naal gal baat kiti , 2 ku mint , mera fon v aounde mainu fada ditta , 2 ku mint baad achankk

dev- vaisee film vdiya c , directr prod. Camron sabb aaape , all rounder hai 22 tu te  

karan- hanjiiiii kkk kkkk kiiiiiii kkkk kiiiiii matbbbb ??

Saroj Aunty- fer

dev-  enna hichkaaa kyu rea karn jidda tu kise daa khoon keeta hoye  

karan-  nahi nahi eda i gall nhiii , actually mai samzya ni tuahdi gall film directr , chllo sahddo mai chaa bnwaaa

Saroj Aunty-

dev-bahutt chlaak a yarrrr , aap raat dudhh pinda , mainu chaa pushda  

karan- thik a dudh garm krdaaa

Saroj Aunty-

dev- nahii garm mai aape karlugaaa , ikk vaar hathaa ch te aoun de ,

karan-  jijuu mai samjhya ni tussi kii aakh re

Saroj Aunty- ferrrrr ??

dev-

karan-  ferrr kiii dev uthhya soofee toh te mere chaped maari ,

Saroj Aunty- hawww

dev-

karan- te kihaaa , tu behnchodaa mainu jiju aakhda , meri jnaani nu didi aakhda , fer merii sass teri ki laggiii ehh boll ??

Saroj Aunty- ohh goddddddd hun ki houga , mainu dar lag rea ,

dev-

karan- kush ni hunda ageh suno , mai dev de pair fadd lye ,  mai kiha jiju actually mainu aunty bahut pasand ne te mai marriage v kar laini ohna nal te aapa donna ,  so iss krke pls tusi samzo meri gall nu te kise nu dasyeo na kush

Saroj Aunty- fer

dev- hahahhaah marriage tu saallay 22 saal da oh 55 saal di jnaani, fuddu bna reha mainu , sachh sachh dass , ehh sabb kinne time toh chall reha ,  

karan-  kall rati pehlli vaaar he keeta hai

Saroj Aunty-

dev-  oye behn k lodeee , ikk mint laguga eh sab  picss net te paadu , jooth v kora bol reha hai , 1 mahine toh yan saal toh aakhda te mai mann lainda , par tu kora juthh bol reha k pehli var kall ???

karan- jiju mai sachhi juth nahi bol reha kal pehlii vaar kitta a ,  

Saroj Aunty-

dev- fer jooth bolda ?? tenu ki lagda mai rati shraab pike behosh c ?? nhii beta mai jagda c , te ehh movie tenu ki lgda tu ikalle bnaayi eh dekh mere mobile ch mai apne hathi bnyai hai , kal jad tu k pishle drwaje aya c mainu odo pta lgg gya c ,

karan- ohhh ammmm jiju plss sorryyyyy ,


Saroj Aunty-

dev- sorry worry chadd  sirf eh dass , te sach dsss kinne waqt toh chal reha

karan- jiju sachhi aakh reha kal pehli vaar hi kita a ,

Saroj Aunty-

dev- oyeee meri gall sunn , ohne meri sass de ghosse utteh vaal ni aaye hone ajj takk jiniyan mai kudiya chodd chukya te tu mainu chaarda firda a ?

karan-  sachi akh rea kal e kita

Saroj Aunty-

dev- je kal kita na , tenu dass dewa k koi v jnaani pehli vaar jado kise nu dendi wana , enniya laddiya chowdiyan karke ghasse nhi mrwoundi , jinni meri sass latta chowdiya karke tere har ikk ghasse da maza lai rahi c ,,

karan- nhi aunty pehla sang rahe c , oh te kpde v nhi la rahe c ,

Saroj Aunty-

dev- ohh tu rehn de bsss , mainu fuddu na bna , tera jadoo ghssa wajdda c na meri sasss di fuddi te , ohde muhh cho masti naal jo ahhhhhhh ohhhhh nikldi c tenu ghutt k jaffi poundi c har ghasse te ,, saaaf disdi sang sharmm ,

karan-  jiju galti hogi pls kise nu dseyo na

Saroj Aunty- (ronde hoye) tenu kiha v c naaa awwi thalle dev jaagda hona tu nhi mannya ,, fer ki gall hoi aggeh



Ferrrrrrr  ageeeh

dev- ohh te tere hath ch hai tu dasde , sach boll kinni vaar fuddi maari meri sasss di  

karan- jiju sachh te bol reha kal pehli vaar

Saroj Aunty-

dev- hatttt fuddi da , draamebazi kar reha , mai chped maarni ikk hor ,,behnchoda  eh dass  k kal tu mere ghar aaya , tu meri sass nu kiha k aunty jii tuhadi fudii laini hai , te ohne haan karti k lellaa sabb saaf gall dssss ,,

karan- jiju dsss te rha , aunty nu mai prpose kita marige lyi tah krke ohna ditti , ehh gall sunde tuahde jwayi dev ne mere 2 chpeda hor maar dittiya te mobile jeb cho kaddya te kihaaa ,

Saroj Aunty- kii kihaa ?

dev-  rukk saalya denda tuhadi behin di lunn , eh sariya pics send krda sohre apne nu te apni ghrwali nu k dekh eh sab , maa apni diya kartoota ,,

karan- mai jiju de hath jodke kiha pls na bhejyo jiju , mai sach dasda haa , (aunty fer mainu mazbur hoke jutth bolna pya hor koi chaara nahi c )

Saroj Aunty-  ki joothhh bolya tuu , bollll ??

dev- haaannnnn hunn aaya naa line te chal boll sachhhh

karan- deddhh ku saal ho gya hai ,

Saroj Aunty-

dev- wahhh dedhh saaal , te kinni vaaar fuddi maar chukkya deddhh saal ch ?

karan- pta ni par jdo maika milje ,

Saroj Aunty- tera dimaag khraab haiiii ,, kyu bolya eddaaa

dev-

karan- ki krda fer hor koi chaara nahiii c

Saroj Aunty- par jooth boln da ki fyada hor bdnaam karta mainu k dededh saal to chal reha

dev-

karan- je edda na aakhda te pics viral ho jaania c sariyaa ,,

Saroj Aunty- challl aggeeeh bhonkkk hor ki siyaapa paaya


dev- jdooo maukaa milje mtlb mahinee ch 20 dinn te fuddi araam naal mill jandii honi a , kyuki ikalli hi hundi ghar ,,

karan- nhi mai te tuhanu pta ofc hunda ,

Saroj Aunty-

dev- bunddd v maari pakkaa tuu te

karan-  nahinnn , (mai neevi pounde kiha)

Saroj Aunty-

dev- enni nivi kyu pa reha koi julm thodi kita tu , thik a koi gall ni , prr juth bahut bolda tuu ,, sachh bol bunddd maaari na meri sass diii ?

karan-  nhi sachhi ni maari , fuddi maari bsssss

Saroj Aunty- eniyan nangiyan gallan kitiya dev nee ,



karan- hmmmmm fer pushda  k

Saroj Aunty-

dev- bundd te tu pakka maari a , nahi te enni bahar nu kinjh nikli a , ??

karan- umar de hisaab naaal nikli honi a ,

Saroj Aunty-

dev- umr naal ni  lunn laindii buddkk bhuddkkk k , dekhya na raat mai  jaddo tu fuddi te ghssaa maarda c , thalleeyo bundd taah nu chukk k pooora lunn ander lain nu firddi c ,

karan-

Saroj Aunty- (mere te khizde hoye) tera e beda gark hoya , kakhh palleh ni reh gya mere , izaat taar taar kartii tuuu kminiyaan ,



karan-  leeyyy te hunn aunty mera ki kassor ede ch ,

Saroj Aunty- hor kihda kassor



karan-  te dev ne te ohhi kiha jo dekhya ,, galti tuhadi , jaddo mai tuhadi fuddi maar reha tuahnu ki loadd c thleeyo bundd taah nu chukk maarn dii ,  jo dev ne dekhya oh te bolna he hai usne ,

Saroj Aunty-  bkwasss na band karle hunnn , tenu aggg laggi c lain diii , nangi karn di , haaonsla tere vichh ni c haiga ,



karan-  mai jaldbaji kitti mai mann da haan , par thaleyo tusii kyu bundd taah nu chukde c jado mai ghassa maarda c ,  ehho gall note kiti jwaayi tuhade te ohi mainu aakhya ,

Saroj Aunty- hor ki gall hoi

dev- vaisee ik chiz mai dekhi jinni reejh nal meri sass fuddii dendi na enni reejh naal kade isdi kudi ne nahi diitii mainuuu , naale edii kuddi di fuddi cho ajj takk paani ni niklyaa, par mai raati dekh reha c , eddi te salwaarr bhijji pyi c fuddi laago ,, hathh bhijjj gya c na teraa poora jaddo ungliyaa fer reha c fuddii te  

karan-  hmmmmm

Saroj Aunty- eda kiha dev ne

dev-

karan- hmm eda e kiha , hunede ch v mera kasur na dsna , fudii tuhadii enne shetii gilli hoi mera kasur ni ede ch koi ,

Saroj Aunty- han tu te kush kita e nhi  , ,ageeeh bhonkkk hunn , hor ki aakhda c

dev- dekhh karn , mann har kise da krda nava nva swaad lain nu , mai kudiya bahut choddiya ne , jnaani ovi 50 cross ajjtakk ni choddi ,, ageeh tuu aaap siyaana haii ,

karan- matlbbb mai samjhya nahiiii ?

Saroj Aunty-

dev- ohhhh tuuu bachha nahi a ,, raati di teri film jo dekhi live , tenu sab pta a ,

karan- mai sachi ni sajhya

Saroj Aunty-

dev- chal thik a nahi samjhya na , sunn ferr ,, jihadii jananni di tu fuddi raati maari hai ohh hai merii sasss thik hai na ,,,, ohdi kudii di fuddi maarn da haqq v mainu hai te ohddi maa di fuddi maarn da haqq v mera hai ,  par chal koi gall nahi je tuu pehlaa bhogg laa lya te koi ni ,  hun tere kol 30 din da waqt hai ajj da din paa k ,  30 din baad mai ehh sara kush viral kar dena ,,  30 dinn chh meri harekk gall tu mannega ,  jo mai kahuu ohh kregaa ,

karan- par ki karna haiii ??

Saroj Aunty-

dev- ohh mai waqtt aoun te dasddu  , khairrr ajjj da pehlaa kmm tuu ehh karna hai   je naah kittii te anjaam tuhanu donna nu pta hai ,, mai hor kush nahi sunuga ,, ehh tu jaan te tera kmm jaane ,  mai apni shart tere aageh rakhti , goodbye

Saroj Aunty-  hayeeeee oyeeeee rubbaaaaaaaaaaa



(aunty sirrrr fadke behh gyi)


karan- aunty hun hor kush ni ho sakda

Saroj Aunty- main hi kar sakdi ehh sabb , tuu kiss pangeh ch paa ditta a

Main andro ander bahutt kushh c ,  hehehe aunty sochh rahi c ehh sab kushh dev ne kiha hai , jadke dev vichra enna gallant oh bilkull ajnaannnnn c ......