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Hello dosto mera name Karan hai , ik dilchasp kahani laike aaya haan , Jo hr trah de masaale nal bhrpoor milugi . 

kahani  da silsila shuru hunda mera kaafi purana dost vijey  jo mere nal delhi wich job krda c . mera kafi usde nal milvrtn c . ghr ch kaafi aoun jan c . pishle 2 saal to mai usde ghar ja reha c . 

achank meri mumy di tbiayt khrab hon krke mainu pind wapis aouna pya . pind aaya tah ajj mainu oh gall pta chlli jo kde sochi v nhi c .khair Mai pind  hvta ku  rukkya  Te  wapis  delhi  jaan  di  tyaari  krn  lggya  

 vijay Di faimly 
 

 father _ Gopal age 62
 mother _ Saroj age 55 
 daughter _ babali 34 maried
 husband  _  dev age 38 . (ghr jwayi)
 vijey __ 26 angaged  .


mai raat delhi pahuchya te kreeb 11 bhajj gye . mai cab book krwoyn lyi fon jeb ch bahar kaddya hi c . meri sahmne nazar pyi ik shraabi aadmi gaddi thokki baita c . banda pehchan vala lagg reha c . mai kol gya te dekgya eh te vijey da jija dev hi c. vijay di bhain babali da ghrwala . 

mai kol jake dusre aadmi nu sorry kiha te usde  nuksaan de paise deke usnu torya .  mai vijey nu call lgaayi infom krn lyi ta usda fon band c . mai babbli di call lgayi usda v fon band c . akhirkaar babbli di mumy da no. lagg gya te mei dsya k dev ne bahut shraab piti hoi  . tah aunty kende tu ghar laike aaja . 

mai dev nu car ch pichli seat te litaya te ghr wal rwaana hoya . mai soch reha c ki mai inna da naukar han ki  ? eh lalchi loka mere dada daadi nal dhokha keeta  te tu inna de jwayi sambhda firda  . atlast mai aunty nu call lgayi te puchya k vijey te babali didi da no. switch off kyu hai . tah sroj aunty ne dasya oh dowe bhain bhra hvte lyi out of satation ne . network  problm lgdi . mai ok aakh fon katt ta 


ghr to doori 10 mint di reh gyi c . mai sahmne shese ch dekhya dev apna lun hath ch fadke holi holi budbuda reha c . shivani shivaani meri jaan . shivani orr choos baby . hayee shivani bda vdiya lund choosdi . 

drasal shivani dev di gf c  jiade baare pehla ik vaar babbli ne mainu dasya c . ke usde ghrwale da bahar affair hai . achank mere dimaag ch ik shrarat pta nhi ni kinjh sujjh gyi . 


mai gaddi vaapis lyi te ik medcal store to nind diya goliya te kush hor sex valiya tblet lyiya te  gaddi ch hi ik pegg hor banaya te dev nu pilla ditta . dev di haalat ta pehla hi bahut khraab c . upro  shrab ch nind diya goliya ne hor usnu susst karta . 

planing mutabik mai agla kdam chukkya te dev di pent te kasha laah bahr sutt ditta . is waqt dev sirf kmij ch c . kmij sirf lun nu thoda jiha dhakk rahi c . mai kamij da v haithla button tod ditta jo lun chupp na ske . mai dubara dev da hath fadke ohde lun te rakhta . dev da lunn puri trah khda hoya tower bnya c . usdi ghrwali babali da rang jinna chitta c . ohna usde ghrwale dev da rang kala c . te kaale bnde da lunn kinna kala hunda tusi andaza lga skde ho . 

10 mint ch mai ghr pahuch gya te anuty nu call kitti k park ch aao . aunty park ch aayi tad mai dev di bah apne gall ch pa k ander lizaan di kosis kar reha c . aunty mere kol aayi te kendi aa gya beta . tenu vi khamakha preshani hoi . 

aunty da dhyan achank thalle pya te dekgya k usde jwaayi de tedd na kasha na pent . te hiddiya lunn slaami de reha .  mai kiha aunty ik side toh hath pao . aunty ne dev nu ik side to hath paaya te assi dowe ander lizaan lgge . 

aunty di nazar baar bar apne jwayi de lunn te pai rahi c . shyad khda lun dekh soch rahi c . ke eho jhurllu raat nu usddi kuddi di fuddi de ander firda hona hai .mai aunty di nazar catch krde hoye kiha . aunty ji ohh darasl ldayi ho gyi c kise naal jiju di .. tah ohna  di jhdap de vich kapde paat gye . 

(( vijey mera khaas dost hon krke mai usde jiju nu jiju hi akhda hunda c usdi behan babbli nu didi . ))

aunty nu pta chl gya k karan ne meri nazar catch kar lyi hai . k mai apne jwayi de lunn vall dekh rahi han . tah aunty gusse ch boli . ehh marzana shraabi jwaayi saadi hi kismt ch rkhhya c . kise hor de palleh pai jnda . 

mai agla step lainde ne ghr da drwaja wadd de hi pair nal pair adda k dev nu thalle sutt ditta . aunty kolo vi wazzn na sambhya gya . dev thalle digg gya . mai kiha ohhho mera pair fass gya c . aunty da dhyaan fer lun vall pya te mai hass pya te aunty v muskroun lgg pyi . 

auty ne kamij fadke thlle nu keeti . k lun dhkkya jawe par mai dev di kamij iss hisaab naal paadi c k chaah k v lun dhkya nhi c jana . aunty kendi rukk mai kpdda laike aoundi haan koi . mai aunty da hath fadke rokde kiha . kpda shddo hun pehla isnu kmre ch tah litta dayiye . faddo chukko . 

mai te aunty ne dev nu chukkya te ander lizan lgge . iss vaar mai dev nu is hisaab nal thibbi lgyai k dev aunty de utte hi dig gya . aunty adhi bed de utte te dowe latta thalle lamkiya te utte aunty da jwaayi . pose inna vdiya bnya hoya c k dev de lunn di thokkr aunty ne apni fuddi te mehsoos jaroor keeti honi . 

aunty ne apne jwayi dev nu apne upro preh krde hoye paasa watta te thaleyo nikln di koshish kiti . thleyo niklde aunty fer budbdoun lggi te dev nu gala kadann laggi . jee voo sharabi kbaabi bla bla... 

dwayi de asar krke dev da lun ajy v poora tnnya hoya pattn te aaya c . mai dev diya latta fad uper kitiya te aunty nu kiha . koi kappry vgera ???? 
ajy inna bolya c aunty kendi daffa kar . 
te aunty ne ik chaddr uper sutt ditti . te mainu kiha aaja tu . 

Mai te aunty dono dusre kmre ch gye , mai soffe te baithde ne kiha , aunty cha millu ik cup bahut sreer tutt reha . ...

[dirtyboy]

Aunty Cha bnoun gyi tah mai aunty de hilde pishwaade da maza lain lggya . saroj aunty de dowe ubhre fulle fulleh chitad ikk doojje naal vajj rahe c . Saroj aunty de hilde chitad tah bahut waar dekhe c par , ajj poori reeejh naal dekhe c kyuki aageh ghar ch saare jaane hon karke maadi yahi nazar maar k akha htouniya paindiya c . par ajj te koi nahi c ghar taah jad tak saroj aunty rasoi ch nhin wadd gyi .


aunty de rasoi ch jande hun mai soch reha c aggeh ki plan kita jaawe , mera shreer vi kaafi thkkya hoya c lekin aunty de hilde chitd dekh lun pent ch jhtkke maar reha c . khair mai utthke naalde kmre di windo raahi dekhn lggya dev da nsha kuch uttrya k nhin .

jad mai room de ander dekhya tah dev di drwaje vall pitth c te lmme pya hoya c . achank meri modhe te kise da hath mehsoos hoya te awaaz aayi .
"" karan beta""

mai pishe mudya tah saroj aunty c , ki dekh reha chaa nhin peeeni ? " "" aunty ne hlki muskaan dende kiha """

Mai cha da cup fad de hoye soffe te baith de hoye " thanku aunty "" kiha .


Aunty v laage sahmne soffe te beh gye . Aunty de suit da galla deep hon krke ohna di clevwg saaf nazar aa rahi c , Galla batan krde jad aunty hath baal koi ishara krde taah ohna de donno mumme ikk dooje hill hill wajde hoye raggad khande .

mera Cha pinde da harr ikk ghutt mere galle toh thalle uttrda hoya ehhi gall aakh reha c kaash k ehh dono mummy de vichkaar mera lunn howe , tw aunty donno mumme apne hathha naal ghutt ghutt meri mummy da vich mutth maare , jaddo meri pichkaari nikle te sidhi Saroj aunty de bullan te maal digge ..


Achank Aunty ne mere modde te hath rakh mainu hilaaya . hello ,?? hello ?? karan ??

ammm hmmnn hanjji hanji aunty ?? Mai apni dreaming life ch bahar aounde kiha.


ki soch reha beta ?? "" aunty ne pushya ""

Aunty ik gall pusha , Tuhadi kudi babbli enni sohni a , tusi shraabi jiha kyu palleh paa ditta usde , ki tuhanu vyaa toh pehla nhin pta c , eh enni shraab pinda ?? " mai ikko saahe swaal kitta "


pehla te sab kuch thik he c , baad ch oh kudi shivani naal jdo eda chkkr chllya odo da jyda peen lggya , ( aunty ne dhilla jiha muh shadd jwab ditta )


Chalo aunty sad na howo vaise ikk gallhor kaha ? je bura na manno te ?


Haan bol tera kahda gussa " sroj aunty ne kiha ""


Vaise je mai tuhada jwaayi hunda te mai shraab peeke tuhanu tangh nhin krna c , par tuhadia kudiya ee 2 ne , te dowe tusi viyaah dittiya . ( mai mjakiya taur ch kiha )

haan hun te dowe kudiya viyaa dittiya teeji kudi hundi te tere naal tor dindi ( anuty ne jwab ditta )

le aunty hunn ki ghass gya bahut jaan a sreer ch , ikk hor jmm lo , hatte katte ho , tusi te collg admision lello te master tuhade aggeh pishhe ghumn . "" mai mska jiha londe kiha "

aaho tu buddhi umre mera mjaak udda le "aunty ne hlki muskan ch kiha" chal chdd tu ehh das bukhh lggi honi a , ki khayega ??

nhin aunty khana te kuch nhi hun mainu prmision diyo , mai chlda han , mai soffe toh khde hunde ne kiha

Aunty ne mera hath fad haitha bithonde kiha , tera dimag khraab is waqt kithe jana chupchap khana kha te ithhe soja .


ohh nhin aunty mera ghar kehda door 2k.m te hai sara 10 mint lggne auto te , koi ni kise chiz di load hoye te dass dyo . mai aunty da hath apne hatha ch ghutde honsla dende kiha .

Tu jyada nal bol chup chaap ithhe ruk . vaise vi mai ikalli kde ghr soyi nhi , tu rukkja pls " aunty ne trla jiha lainde kiha"

Vaise pta te mainu v c k ajj mai itthe he raat rukna hai . pr thoda jan da ntk krna v jruri c . fer v aunty ne jdo kiha mai kde ikkali ghr sutti nhi tah . mai kiha aunty ikalle kyu . jwaayi saab te haige na . mai akkhan naal kmre vall ishara krde kiha .

ohh tu ohnu daffa kar " ohde hundya te koi ghar luttke laije ohnu ki pta chlda ."" aunty ne gusse ch kiha ""

Mai kiha aunty jiss gharr ch tuhde wargi sohni mutiyaar labh gyi chorra nu , ohna ghr nhi luttna , tuhanu le jana luutt k .?

chupp kar bdmashhh " aunty ne gall putt de kiha " tu bol ki khyega ?


kush nhi aunty khana kuch ni mai train ch dinner kr lya c , vaise ik cup dudh pi skda han je tusi v naal piyoge fer nhi te rehndeyo ... mai thodi hlki nrazgi ch kiha.


chal thik mai krdi grm duddh aunty ne meri gall te halki chped maarde kiha te rsoyi vall chlpii . te mai mudd aunty di bahr nikli bundd nu nihaarn lggya . bundd vall dekhde mere lunn ch akdn aouni shuru ho gyi . mai aunty de pishe rasoyi ch chla gya . te pishe jke rsoyi di kandh nal lg khda ho gya te aunty di bund de nzare lain lggya ..


ki hoya beta lmme pai jana c ander mai lya rhi dudh grm krke " aunty ne kiha "


mai eh pushh reha c k bablli di call nhi mill rahi na uncle na vijey , gye kithe ne eh . " mai thodi chinta krde swal kita "


kashmir gye ne beta call aayi c bol rahi c eder network bahut ghtt aounde ne crfew vgera v lgge hoye 4 din te mamuli ohna nu lagg jaane ne vapsi te ..

ohhh achha "" aunty di gll sun mere man ch hor laddu futtn lagge k 4 din bahut ne aunty te pattu poun nu " ehna chaar dina ch beez boya hi aggeh jaake kmm aouna a . tenu bahut kuch soch samz k , har kdm chuknna paina . jaldbazi ch kuch glt v na hoje .


leee beta dudh garm ho gya " aunty ne dudh se cups vali tray chukde mere vall mud de hoye kiha . achank aunty da pair slipp hoya te aunty di bundd thlle farsh te ja wajji te dudh dull gya , mai aunty nu chetti naal chukkn di kosis kiti , aunty uthhi te pair te moch c .


mai aunty di baah apne gall ch pa k aunty nu chukk ander bed te ja litaya . tauliya fadke aunty de kpdeya toh dudh punjde hoye puahya ."" aunty jyda te ni saatt pair kinjh slipp ho gya ""


gitte te moach lagg rahi " aunty ne peed feel krde kiha "

koi ni hatt jandi hundi jaldi , move haigi a ?? mai aunty nu pushya

nhin move nhi honi " aunty ne jwab dita "

koi gall nhin tail grm krke malln naal v ho jaau thik .. mai rasoi ch gya te aunty lyi tail garam kita naal dudh da cup garm krke liyanda ..ello aunty tusi dudh piyo te mai pair mall denda tuhada , darad dekhyo kidhar jnda tuhada .

mai aunty da pair mllna shuru kita , thodi jahi slwar sa pouncha jad mai uper chukkya te dekhya aunty de latta te rishh wangu sanghne vaal c . mai te sochda c vex kardi hou . latta uper inne sanghne vaal dekh mainu iss gall da andaza te pooracho gya c k fuddi ta poori vala naal dhakki honi a .

ahhhhhh ochhh holli kar " aunty ne cheek marde kiha ""

bas ho gya 2 mint hor bas " mai hausla dende kiha "


Aunty da pair mallde hoye mai apne dowe hath halke halke sexy way ch ghuma reha c . kde mai apne hatha diya charon ungliya Saroj aunty de paira diya charo unglan ch eda fassa ke malda k aunty nu swaad aounda . Tail lggan naal aunty da pair v mere hatha cho tilkda ja reha c . Mai aunty Diyan ungla de khich k ptaake paaye jiss nal ohna nu thoda halka meshsoos hon lggya .

jad mai saroj aunty di pehli ungli fadke khichi tah ahhhhh di waaz naal aunty ne pair pishe khichy . mai hlki smile dende pair fadya te vaari vaari saariya ungla ch ptaake paaye .


Aunty kende chll bs kar tym kaafi ho gya tu araam karle , mai kiha dudh peen toh bina mai raat araam nhi kr skda ruko mai liyansa bna k , planing de acoding mai dudh grm kitta te wich ik nind di goli pa diti ,
aunty dudh da cup khtm hunde hi jpkiya lain lggi te kendi , beta dekhla uper v room khali a , bahar hall ch souna te hall ch soja jithe tera dil kre , mainu te bahut nind aa rahi ....
Thik 15 mint Baad mai aunty nu hilla k dekhya , bilkul besudh pyi hoi c . Mainu pta lgg gya hun eh utthn vali nahin ..


Planing Da next Step lainde mai almari kholiya jiss vich mainu ikk lifafa labha jis vich penties pyiya hoiya c . size dekh mainu pta lgg gya k eh te aunty di kudi babli diyan kashiya ne , par filhal mainu aunty di koi penty chaidi c , suddnly ik dooje bag te meri nzar pyi jiss vich aunty diya bra te panty c .

Babbli di white panty te aunty di ik black penty laike mai naal vale room ch gya te mava dheeya diyan kashiyan nu lunn te pake hiloun lggya ... kashiya di softness lunn nu hard kar rahiyan c . ik mera mann kar reha c k aunty te behosh hi hai , kyun na aunty de muhh te mutth maar apna maal vgaa k aawa .

par mai eda karke sara craze khtm nhi krna chaouda c . man nu smjhonde aakhya k saroj aunty de muh te pichkri marni te jrur hai par , apne hath nal nhin eh aap lun fadke mere paira ch beh aap jdo mainu sukh dau , ohh mzza apne hath naal nhin . khair mai svere da alram lga k babbli di panty ch mutth maar so gya.


svere 7 vje alram vjjya te uthya ..
medical store vale de mutabik goli 6 hours tak bnde nu bilkul behoshi di halt ch rakhdi c , Matlb saroj aunty nu jo goli ditti oda asar ajy howega . mai bed toh uthya te saroj aunty di kudi babbli di penty mere lunn te lippti pyi c , jiss wich raat da mera maal chddya pya c .

mai pehla tah thalle gye saroj aunty de kmre ch te jake aunty nu ik do awaaz maari , jad aunty wallon koi harkat na hoi te mai thoda hilloun di kosish kitti par aunty is waqt pori trah sussti ch c . main dooje room ch dev kol gya k dekha aunty de jwaayi nu koi surat aayi . Mai jake dev nu awaaj maar thoda hilyaya...

jijuuu ?? hello jijuuu ??
dev ne ageyo hoon da hungara bhrya tah mai dar gya k dev tah hosh ch aa reha , je eh jaag gya tah sara plaan choppt hojju , Par mai v kehda kacchha khilaadi c , mai apne bag ch unjecton kaddya te bina deri keete dev di bund ch thokkta ..

fer 2 mint baad jad dev nu mai hilaya te dev ikdum kise lash vang pya c , bss saahn chlln da fark c , mai bhajj k cheti naal uprle room ch gya jithe sutta c te babbli di penty , te saroj aunty di penty , donna di penty laike thalle aaya ,

Mai apne bag ch cream kaddi jo pestry vali spesiol white cream mai bekry toh laike aaya c , mai cream saroj aunty di kaali kashhi wich fuddi vali jgah te paayi te oh penty dev de lunn utteh chdda ditti , te doosri babbli di penty jis wich main muthh mari c . ohh dev de muh te rakh ditti te uper dev da hath injhh rakhya jidda dev apne hath naal penty fadke sunghh reha howe ...

time savere 7:30 da ho chukkya c te aunty vi shyad thodi der takk uthh skde c.. mai jaldi nal cream beg apne ch paayi bag sambhya te bahar hall ch soofe te jake lamme pai gya , mera lun is waqt poori trah khda c ,

ehii socha vich k saroj aunty hun uthhegi te dekhegi ohda jwaayi , usdi kuddi babbly di penty muhh te rakhh sungh reha a , te apni suss di penty lunn te chaadi hoi a , maza te odo aau jado aunty apne hath naal apne jwayi de lun toh apni penty fadugi te dekhugi k eh te cream naal bhari pyi ..

saroj aunty te hairan hohugi k kreeb 50-60 Graam cums jwaayi de lunn cho nikklya ?? par kiteh edda na howe k aunty jeebh te teste e karke dekh lagg pye , kyuki je eda kitta te mera bhandda futtt jana ...

hun te bss wait c kdo aunty utthe te apni kaali kashhi nu jwaayi de lunn utteh chipkki dekhe ...


continue .....

[dirtyboy]

hun te bss wait c kdo aunty utthe te apni kaali kashhi nu jwaayi de lunn utteh chipkki dekhe ...


Update 3

Mai 8 Vaje tak wait keeta k aunty nu hosh awe par na uthi tah mai room ch jake aunty nu awwaz ditti , Goli da asar tah shyad uttar gya c par shyad raati late saun karke aunty da utthn nu dil nhin c kar reha .. mai ik fo war saroj aunty nu hilaya . auntyyyyy swa 8 hogge uthoge nahin ??


Ammmm hann beta bss lggi " aunty ne nind ch bud'bdounde hoye kiha . mainu thoda hausla hoya k aunty hosh ch hai , hun thodi der tak utthugi te apne jwayi de lun te jaddo apni kasshi chipki dekhuvte man ch ki khyaal aau . aunty di fuddi ch khurkk hougi yan mathhe te gusse nal watt painge .

Mai aunty de room ch bahar niklde dev de room ch jhaak k dekhya te mere muh te ik pyar bhari smile aa gyi , aner da nazare ne mera lun mudd khda karta c . mera dil keeta k jo babli di penty is waqt usde ghrwale dw muh te hai ,kyun na ous te ik var hor muthh mari jaawe . Na chounde hoye v maitho control na hoya , pta nhin kdo mera hath mere lunn te pahuc gye , mere pair jbrdasti kmre de ander dakhil ho gye ..

Bahut mushkil nal mai man nu samjhya k koi jaldbazi te nhi kar reha ,saroj aunty nal vale room ch sutti hai te kise waqt v utth k aa sakdi , khair mai pehla eh dar door krn lyi aunty nu dekhn gya te saroj aunty te ajy v so rhi c , mai chetti nal dev de room ch gya te bed te chadd gya ..

mai lun cappry ch bahr kaddya te fadke hiloun lggya .. eh nazra jo us waqt meriya akhha de sahmne c meri soch toh preh c , sahmne dev beaudh sutta pya te usde muh de utteh usdi gharwali babbli di kashhi payi c jiss wich mai rati mutth maari c . mai kashhi dev de muhh te pyi rehn ditti te dev de muh aggeh lun sett kar mutth maarn lggya .. 2 mintt lun tezzi naal hilla k lunn te 3 zordar pichakriya sidhiya dev de muh te pyi kashi te mariyav , kashhi te wajddiya meriyan lunn diyan dharan naal kashhi gilli hon nal ikdumm dev de muh te chipkk gyi ..

jidda jiddan mere lun di pichakari kashhi te wajdi kashhi dev de muh naal edaa chipkdi jandi jidda jise kaagj te paani da shitta maarn naal kaagaj baithn lagda hai .. Achank mainu naalde kmre ho kush diggn di awaaz aayi shyad aunty utth gyi c , mai jaldi naal kmre cho utthke bahr niklya .. jidaa mai kmre cho bahar niklyan aunty v naal vaale kmre cho bahar nikli ..

mera saah uper da uper reh gya , aunty ne smile dende apne vaal mathhe toh uper chukde hoye gud moning beta kiha .

Gud moningg aunty , kiniya awaza ditiyan tuhanu tusi uthhe ni , mai thoda darde hoye te nkli smilde dende aakhya...


ohhh beta raati di nidar c , tinn swa tinn te ho gye c raati sonde , khair mai wahroom ho aawa tu tw lgda swakhte utthke freshh ho lya ??


haan aunty mai jana c bahar raati call aayi c , freshh hoya taah oh friend kenda kall jwaga ajj usnu koi urgency c ..

ohh achha chal koi ni " dev utthya k nahi ?? nasha utryaa k nhi raat da usda ?? aunty ne mainu pushya

ohhh aunty mai ohii dekh rehaa c parrr ohhh darsallll " mai hichk kachonde kiha " mere man ch andro laddu futt rahe c . jis waqt da intzaar c oh bass agle 2 ,3 mint di khed c ..

ki par parr laayi ? ki gall hoi ?? ki hoya dev nu thik v hai ? pishe ho mai dekha saroj aunty meri wakhi te hath rakh mainu paase nu dhkdi hoi ne kiha ...


mai ik war hor rokde hoye ne , naal hi rasta dende hoye kiha ..
""Aunty Rehn deyo""

Aunty jad ander waddi te dekhya dev ikdum nanga sutta piya c , muh de utte usdi kudi babli di kashhi jo mere cums naal bhijji pyi c , holi holi anty di nazar thalle nu aayi te lunn te aake nazar tikk gyi , sutta lunn idum kashhi haitha lukkya hoya cc .

Durrhh fitteh Muhh " aunty ne mathe hath marde kiha te pishe nu mudi " pishe mai khda c , aunty de ikdum muddan nal aunty de dono mumme meri shatti wichh vajje , aunty nu ikdum meri body da dhakka laggn naal piche nu diggi , mai aunty nu digan toh bchoun di kosish kitti par tadd takk aunty pishe bed te digg pyi , aunty da khbba hath bilkul sahi mauke te jake dev de lunn te piya ..


lunn te hath da dbaav pain naal penty lunn toh khiskk gyi .. thodi cream aunty diyan unglan te v lagg gyi , Lunn di halt is waqt eda c jidda dahii di kaulli bharke lunn te dolli howe , aunty jaldi naal bed toh khadi hoi te apna hath diyan unglan bedsheet naal poonjhn lgg pyi ..

Beda gark hojee iss kanjar da kitho karma ch rakhya c , aunty fuss fuss krdi hoi unglan saaf krke mere wall dekh aakhdi tuu mere pishe judkee kyun khda ??

Aunty ji mai te kinna mna kar reha c tuhaanu na aayo ander "" mai naal ee dev de lunn vall dekhh janbujh k hass pya.

aunty meri gall te holi yahi chaped maar akhdi hraami tu mastia maarda ..chal pishe ho langan de ,

Mai sago drwaje de dohha paase hath lga rasta rokya , te kiha ""
pishe te mai hojjuga pehla ikwar tussi pishe mudke dekho ..


tu prehh ho mai ni dekhna muddke " aunty ne mainu dhkka lounde hoye , pishe karde kiha "

Mai himmat krde ne aunty nu ikdumm jaffii pa k pishe nu ghuma ditta , iswaqt mai aunty de pishe khda c , aunty de chitdda di draar ch apna lunn feel krounde hoye mai donno hath aunty de kanna te or gallan te rakhh , aunty da muhh dev de libde lunn vall ghumma ditta , aunty ne lun dekh te lya par khudd nu meri griffhat chon xhudwa ke bahr chlle gye,, te jande hoye kiha

"" daffa ho beshrmm "" meinu bathroom kahlla aaya a ,,


aunty tuhanu bathromm kahla aaya jwaayi tuhaade nu kushh hor ee aayi janda " meri gall aunty ne sunn te lyi par koi jwaab ditte bgair bathroom ch wadd gyi .


mai bathrum de drwaje kol gya jo aunty di fuddi cho niklde fuwaare di awaaz sunn ska .. par aunty ne nall kholli hoi c , jiss karke shyad peshab krn di awaaz dabhh gyi..


5 mint baad aunty bahar niklli mai soffe te baitha aunty da wait kar reha c , aunty bathrum cho nikldi sidhi mere kol sahmne soffe aake beh gyi , aunty ne dhilla jiha face sutt de kiha "" bahut tangg aaye hoye isss bnde toh ""


chlo aunty oh te shaddo baad di gall , ik var jiju nu hosh ch aoun dyo mai smjhuga kise dhangg naal , par is waqt je koi aa jwe te ohh sara scene dekh ki sochuga ??

Aouna the kisne hai , ehdi jnaani v Jake Kashmir baithi upro eh musibat mere gall pa gyi , oh hundi te ehnu sambhdi , hun es halat vich isnu kaun saambhe ,, aunty ne jwab dende kiha ...

Jakhm te namk chidkde aunty nu pushya "

Main : aggeh v eda e hunda ??

Aunty : nahin nahin enni jyada shraab pehla te kde nahin peeti , hmesha hosh hwaas ch ee aounda ,

Mai : nahin mera matlb ohh jo tuahde t3 didi de undergarments naal jiju ne keeta ?? pehla v kde kita k yaan ?????

Aunty : Nhin pehla te kde ni , je kita v hou te eh edi wife (babbli) nu pta hou ..


Main : achha

( kush der mai te aunty chupp rahe fer aunty boli )

Aunty - vaise tu hune kiha mere te didi de undergarments ?? tenu ki pta kehda didi da kehda mera ?? hmmm


Mai thoda shrmonde hoye kiha " ohh te aunty ji mai , size de hisaab naal mai aakh ditta , actully jo jiju de private part te penty pyi kaafi waddi te muh vaali chotti a , te mtlb saaf ik didi di ik tuhuadi


Aunty : bda experience size da ? lagda apni saheli nu waawa khreed daari krwounda a , aunty ne mere moddhe te hath maar gall aaakhi ...


Nahin saheli kithe koi haigi a , koi tuhade wargi milli nahi topp di .. "" mai smile dende mjakiya mood ch kiha ""


Aunty : achha mai tennu top di kidhro lagdi , meri buddhi umre mainu mashkriya karda , shram ni aoundi .


Mai : jab khoon ho garm fir kaisi sharm , nai naal aunty nu aakh maar ditti


Aunty : hraami kise thaa da .


Mai - vaise khoon te tuhade jwayi da v bahut garam a ? penty te edaa bhari hoi jidda dahi vale bhande chon dobb k kaddi howe ..

Aunty -- daffa ho kanjrr kise thaa da


Main -- vaise ikk gall puchha
Aunty -- haan puchh ??

Main -- darasll ,,, didi di penty ch jiju da thodda jiha nikllya ,, tuhaadi vichh ikdumm poori bharr ditti ehh ki chakkar ??

Aunty - hun kutt khayega tuu mere kollon pakka


main - kutt te bhave lwo par mystri nhin samzz aayi mere , mainu lgda jijju nu didi nahin tusi jyada psnd ho , mai dekhya v hai , last time jado mai ghar aaya c , jiju aksar tuhaadi back bahut dekhde tirshhi nazar naal ,,

Aunty - hogi bakwaas teri ??

Aunty apni treef ch aunty v andro ander full rahi c , aunty de face expression dass rahe c aunty nu eh gallab kiss hadd tak maze de rahiyan ne .


MAIN : tuhanu meriya gallab bkwas lgdiya ? sboot dekh k v ?

aunty : kehda sboot ?

Aunty ne jdo pushya kehda sboot , mainu hun poora yakin ho gya loha garam ho reha a , mai jwaab dende kiha


tuhaadi kaali kashhi ch jwaayi tuhaade di mlaayi saboot hai .. mai bilkul open words ch aakh ditta .


aunty mainu maarn lyi soffe toh utthi te main v utth k ander vall nu chla gya , aunty mainu lakk ch dhaffe maarn lggi halke halke mjaak ch te ageyo aunty de dono hath fadd lye te ander vall nu lizan lggya .. mai kiha aao aunty dekhlo aap e sboot je koi doubt a ,


mai aunty da hath fadd room vall khicha te aunty mna krdi hoi kendi , tu chadd mainu preh daffa ho ,, mai ni kuch dekhna , aunty ne pishe nu jande kiha


mai aunty nu pishyo jaffi pounde donno hath fadd lye , is waqt main aunty de bilkul pishe chittda naal lunn jodke khda c , aunty de dowe hath mere hathha ch c , jo aunty de tiddh naal mai ghutte hoye c .


aunty de nana na krde hoye mai aunty di bundd te lunn na dhkka lounde ander lay gya .. ander jande dekha dev same ohi postion ch letay hoya c .. mai kiha aunty dekho hun dasso ..??

aunty kendi pishhe ho chadd mainu mai bahr challli , mai kiha jinni der dekhoge nahin onni der nahi , aunty boli dekh te liya hor ki dikhouna tuu ..

mai aunty nu chadya te aunty bahr chlli gyi , mai dev de lun toh kashhi fadke bahar aaya te , aunty nu kashhi dikkhunde kiha ,, aunty eder dekhho ?? lagda jwaayi tuhada inna maal bahar e sutt denda jo vyaa de 3 saal baad v ajy jwaak ni hoya .enna maal tuhadi kudi de annder suttya hunda te tussi naani ban gye hunde .

aunty - tu sachhi bahut besharm a ..

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Mai apne hath te kashhi pa k , bilkul fuddi vala hissa uper laike aanda jo is waqt poora cream naal bhrya hoya c , mai aunty nu kiha , dekho te sahi eder ikk waar , aunty muhh prehh kardi hoi wicho tirshii nazar naal dekhdii , naal e aakhdi preh daffa ho ,

mai aunty de hor nede gya te bilkul aunty de muhh aggeh kashi krde kiha dekho plss aunty ik waar ,, aunty ageyo khizde hoye bolli , ageeh uss kanjer ne thoda kuch dikhyaa jo hun tuvi dikhoun nu firdaa , mai ageyo hasske kiha , ohh te tuhada jwayi hai , naale jwaayi ne te apna sandh dikhya tuhaanu mai te jo tuhada hai ohii dikhaa reha tuhaanu , dekhlo ikk waar dekhnn ch ki haraz hai ,  mai aunty de muh naal kashhi bilkul laage krde hoye kihaa  ,
aunty ne mainu dhkka maar pishe nu dhkyaa ,, same tym kise door bell wajayii , mai te aunty ikdum drwaje val dekhn lagge ? aunty dorr wall dekhdi kendi is waqt kaun aagya ? door kholya taah dev da bussinesss paartner c , oh ander aaya te pushnn lggya dev kithe hai na fonn lag reh na kuch urgent pepers ne , sign chaihde kushh pprs te ,

aunty de hoshh udd gye k hun ki aakhe , shraab peeti da te dass sakdi c par jiss condition chh dev ander pya c , je ohh banda aakh denda mainu milwao te ki bnuu ferr ??hoya v edaa he hi , aunty kende dev te raati bahut jyada pee lyi shyadd ajy sutta hai ,, ohh jo bnda milnn aaya c , sidha dev de bedroom vall turr pya , aunty ne rokya te , kaafi aane bahane lgga k dev de partner nu ghro bhejyya ,,,

drwaja lock karde aunty pishhe mudi te mainu kiha , eneh bahut jaan tangg kiti , navi musibat hai , hun isto pehla k koi horr aawe , eda kush ilaaz karna pau ,  aunty room ch jake almaari kholi te ik pent shirt kadd k mainu dende kiha , karan beta ehh paehna de ennu , mai tadd tak docter nu call karrdi haan , enna bol aunty room cho bahr jaan laggi te mai hath fad rokde apne vall khichde hoye  kiha , mai ikalla kinjh kapde badllu , naal bdlao mere , naale hun shuppya ki hai sab kuch te tusi dekh e liya . mai naal akh maarti ,,
aunty ne thoda udas hunde kiha mjaak na kar mai sachii bahut preshan haan , maivi samjdaari wartde sochya k ikdum jyda khulln naal v kmm vigad na jawe , mai chupchaap dev de kpde bdle te thik non tym mai thoda kmm jana c , mai aunty nu dass k nikall lggya, aunty ne kiha raati eder ee jaawi ,, mai kiha dekh lwaga ,, tr mi mikl gya ,,,

mai gaddi ch janda raah ch ehii sochda ja reha c hunn aggeh ki plan kita jawe ,, je babbli di chitti bund tak pahunchna te rasta ohdi maa hi bnugii , kise na kise trah ennu thalle lamme paouna pauga , par kidda ??? waqt sirf 4 din da bachhya c , baaki privaar ne 4 din tak mudd aouna c te fer shyad kuch kar pouna  mushkil howe ,, meriya aakhan aggeh ohh sare scene ghumm rahe c , jaddo mai aunty di libdi kasshii  aunty de bilkul muhh aggeh laike gya c , aunty da hath fadna , te aunty de jwayi de lunn de usnu darshn krwoune ,, howe na howe je ehh sabb galla mai soch reha te aunty kyu ni sochh rahi howegi ,, mai office pahuchya te boss naal thodi galbaat karke vapis ghr pahuchyya, naha dho fressh hoya te mobile te msges di sound sunyai ditti ,, mera man khuchh hogya eh te aunty de wtsapp c ,

mai msges viwe kite ,
Saroj Aunty : hello kithe beta ??
Reply kyu ni kar reha ?
No. band kyu aa reha
karan :hloooo
Saroj Aunty : hmmm kithe ??
karan : ghr aake hune freshh hoya , boss naal c meeting ch odo , num bnd kita c,
Saroj Aunty :achhaa , dsss te diya kar mai preshan hogi c,,,
karan : wahh preshan , kyaa baat , enni preshani te raati jwaayi di nahi c  , jinni mere lyi dikha rahe ho , kyaa baat aunty ji
Saroj Aunty : bss edaa ee hai ,
karan :edaa kidda ? kiteh mainu jwaayi bnou da iraada te nahin
Saroj Aunty :chupp kar har waqt mjaaak ,
karan :hmm mjaak he te kar sakda , hor kehda kudi haigi koi kuwari tuhaadi jo mai sachhi jwaayi ban jana tuhaada ,,
Saroj Aunty :eh v gall thik a
karan : vaise aunty ikk kudi hor jmm laini c , ajyy te jwaani poori shallan maardi tuhaade ,,
Saroj Aunty : tu hmesha ehoo gall akhda renda , lagda tere llyi kudi labh k tera vyaah krouna paau ,
karan :kudi lbhn di ki load tusi haige hoo na , (mai naal akh marna vala emoji bhejya)
Saroj Aunty :tenu pta nhi meri wargi buddhi ch ki nazar aounda ,,
karan : ikk gall dasso
Saroj Aunty :kiiii
karan : tusi akhde pehla kde jwayi tuhade eh sab nahi kita , mtlb tuhadi te babli didi di kashii ch mutthh maarni , fer jado babli ghar aaugi tusi apni kudi nu jado dassoge te ohh mann jaugi k dev ne eh sabb keeta tuhadi panty de vichhh ??
(mai kambde hatha naal eh msge send kitaa, k aunty gussa na krje wording jo mai use kar rea , par mainu eda da kuch laggya nahi )
Saroj Aunty : nahii , vaise mai usnu kuch dassna nahi , je dasagi te oh mann jawegi , kyuki bablli ne ik war dasya c k , dev usdi majoodgi ch shivani nu ghar liyake ohde naal physicl hunda hai ,  
karan :ohhhhhh ehh gall ,, bahut maadi gall a ,
Saroj Aunty :hmmmm
karan : vaise kuch send kran tuhanuu dekhoge ???
Saroj Aunty : ki hai ? kuch ulta pulta na bhejji
karan :na , eda da kuch ni a , tusi dekho ,
(send 15+pics)
Saroj Aunty :durrr fitteh muhh tera , ehh sab kar reha c tu room ch ?
karan :hahahaha babbli didi nu bhejdo ,
Saroj Aunty :na ohnu ni bhejniya ,
mai ohh sariya pics click kitiya hoyiya c , jo dev ne lunn te kasshi payi hoi te , hor vgera vgera
karan : aunty 5 no. vali pic te 8 no. pic gaur naal dekho kuch samzz lagdii ??
Saroj Aunty :kyuun ki hai ??
karan :dekho te sahiii
Saroj Aunty : mai delete kar dittiya , tu daffaa ho beshrm , tu bahut hraami a sachhii
karan : dekhho plss mai dubara bhejjii a ,
Saroj Aunty : tuu apee dasde ki hai , mainu ni kusshh samz aa rahii
karan : ohh  yrr tuadi vaali kasshii ch jwayai tuahdi de maal jyada bharya a , tuhadi kudi di kashii ch ghatt a ,, tuanu svere c eho gall kahi c na mai ,,
Saroj Aunty :te fer hun mai iss wich ki kraa
karan :krna kuch nhi a , matlb hun te tussi mann de na k jwaayi tuhada , maadi akh rakhda tuhade te ,,
Saroj Aunty : bkwassss krda , chup kar ehh dass ghar kdo ku aouna a , fer dasdi tenu
karan :kii dassoge ? ehhi k tuhadii kasshi ch tuhada jwaayi jyada pichakariya kyu maarda,
Saroj Aunty :batmeezzz
karan : mai hi aouna ghr jadd takk dasde ni tussi ,
Saroj Aunty :ohh baba mainu ni ppta is baare , baaki je tu aakhda dev mainu ous nazar dekhda te tu note kita iss gall nu , te mai babbli nu jrror pushagi , fer te ohne v , kuch note jroor kita hou,,
karan :hmmm te je babali didi haan bolle te fer ikk kmm karan nu kehho bablli didi nu ,
Saroj Aunty : kehda kmmmm
karan :babli didi nu kiho k jadon dev teri lainda hunda te ohde muhh aggeh tuhadi foto kar diyaa kaar , fer sasss di foto dekh k jwaayi da maal jyada shuttugaa te , tussi naani jaldi bann jaogee ,
Saroj Aunty : bsss ho gya tera , sharmm te henni bilkul hnaa ,
karan :tuhade jwaayu nu kehda haigi , tuhadi kudii dii kasshi muh  te paayi firda c raat te tuhaddi lunn te paake khedd reha c ,, hehehehhe...

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karan :tuhade jwaayu nu kehda haigi , tuhadi kudii dii kasshi muh te paayi firda c raat te tuhaddi lunn te paake khedd reha c ,, hehehehhe...

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update 5
Saroj Aunty :-batmizzzz ,,

karan :- pics send kro bbli didi nu sariya jo mai bhejiya

Saroj Aunty :- ohne puchna kisne click kriya , fer mai tera naam laina dekhla.

karan :- koi ni le lena mera ki jaana , mai kehna jo sahmne c clik karta ,

Saroj Aunty :- chlaak kuch jyda ni ho gya tu ,

karan :-tuhade pyaar da asar a ,

Saroj Aunty :-chal bss kar eh dass kdo aa rehaa a ,

karan :- bsss nikln laggya ,

kreeeb 1 hour tk mai aunnty de ghar pahuchhya , mai dekhya k dev di gaddi bahr park nahi c , mai samz gya k dev kiteh gya hoya a ,, mai ring keeti aunty ne drwaja kholya , mai ander jaande aunty nu smile ditti te aunty nevi mere vall dekh smile dende kiha , aa gya ?? tenu yaad kar rahi c ,

Mai akhna naal ishara krde hoye aunty nu kiha , ki gall bahut yaad aoundi ajkl , te aunty nu jaffi pa lyi , mainu umid tah nahin c par , aunty ne v mere lukk ch baahva kise supp vaang lapett laayiyan , jinna ku baahva ch mai aunty nu tight keeta hoya c , ohna ku aunty ne mainu kita c , aunty de motte mumme saaf meri shaati ch feel ho rahe c , mainu saaf hi is gall da andazaa lag reha c k aunnty de mummya diyan doddiya mottiya ne ,, fer mottiya hon v kyun naa , 3 niyaane aunty de jo chungde rahe , fer ghrwala v chungda reha houga ,, te vyaah toh pehla ho sakda koi bf v reha hou aunty da ohhne v reejh laayi honi a , aunty nu baahva ch laike hug krde kreeb adha mint ho chukya c , aunty meri vakhiya te apne hath rakh mainu pishe nu dhakdi hoii bolii ,

Saroj Aunty :- chall chadd hunnn ,

Mai aunty nu thodaa hor apne seene naal ghuttya ,te aunty de knn de kol apne bullh karke kiha , prfume di khushbu bahut vdiya hai , thodi hor lain deyo ,

Saroj Aunty :-perfume te mai paaya e nahin hai ,

mai apne bull iss waar aunty de knn de bilkull naal jodd dittee , te apne muhh di garm hwa da feel aunty de ears vichh den laggya , apne llips tee jeebh ferde ne mai lips thukk naal gilleh keete , te aunty de knn te kiss krde kiha ,, prfume nahi paaya , ehda matlb eh tuhade sreer di netural smell a , bahutt sexy a .

Saroj Aunty :-chall chadd de beta bahut ho gya hunnn ,

Aunty bahva ch lye kreeb dedh mint ho gya c te lgtaar mai holi holi aunty de knn te chumm reha c , mai aunty nu jwaab dende kiha

karan :-haale te kucch v ni hoyaa ,
Enna bolde mai apna hath aunty de lkk ch ferda thalle le gya , is waqt mera hath aunty de dono chitdda toh 1 inchh uper lakk ch firrr reha c , mera lunn khda hoke aunty di fuddi de utte apna feel de reha c ,

Saroj Aunty :-karnnnnnnn chadd betaaa ,

Aunty di awaaz di namiii , dss rahi c k aunty da mood meriya baahva ch nikln da bilkul nahi a,

karan :-jeeee nahi kar reha chaddn nuuu ,

Mai thoddda hor aunty nu baahva ch ghuttya te aunty dii gardn te kiss kiti , jiss naal aunty iksum tabak gyi , te mainu dhakka maarya , jiss naal aunty theek 3 mint de hugg toh baaad mere naalon wakhri hoi te ik nazar mere muh vall dekh apniya nazra thalle kar layiyaan te ander room wall jan laggi, mai hath fadke apne wall ikdum khichya , aunty mere seene naal aan wajji te ikk hath mere moddhe te rakkh liya ,, aunty di height mere naalo thodi chotti hon karke apni gardn ch bend paake aunty meriyan akha ch dekhn laggi ,

karan :- ki hoyaa ,, kyu chutt chutt bhajj rahe ho ??

Saroj Aunty :-eh sabb thik ni jo tu kar reha

karan :-mai ki kar reha , apni aunty di jisam cho aoundi mehk naal tiddh bhar reha , bhar lain deyo , vaise enni redd lipistikk lgga k bull kyuu laal keete hoye ne ,
Aunty de lips te mai agootha ferde hoye kiha

Saroj Aunty :-tenu ni psaand ipistik te utaar dendi haan

karan :-psndd te hai , par utaar mai aaape dewaga , tusi khechal na kro ,
Enna bol mai aunty diyan donna akha te hath rakhya te aunty de bullan naal bull jodd ditte , aunty ne mainu pishe dhyakya

Saroj Aunty :- karannn , stop itttttt beta , pls dont do thiss ,

karan :- i love u aunty sachhii ,, ede vichh mera koi kasoor nahi a , kal da tuhade jwaayi ne jo tuhaadi black penty de vichh keeta , ohh dekh mera man tuhade te byimaan ho gya , mai hun chaah k v apne te controll ni ka sakda ,

Aunty di kama te hath paa bilkul auntydi fuddi mai apne lunn te kass layi , dooja hath aunty di garadan te paake ,aunty da thalle vaala lips mai choosn lagg gya,, ik do war aunty ne muh pishe keeta te fer aape muh kholl apni jeebh meri jeebh naal toch kroun laggi,, aunty di lipstik poori aunty di thoddi te mai mall ditti c , ,mere te aunty de mixes hoye thukk karke lipstikk kise liquaid vang muh te faill gyi c ,,


Kiss krde krde mai aunty nu ohna de bedroom vall lizaan lagya ,, mere bull aunty de bulla naal jude hoye c , mera hath aunty de sirr de pishe c , mere hath ne ikdum aunty de vaala da ruggh hath ch bharr lya jiss naal auntyy di cheekh nikliii ,, ahhhhhhh , mai vaala toh pakd holi kiti te ander liza aunty nu kiss krde krde bed te lett gya ,mai te aunty eda ik dooje nu kiss krde rahe ,kiss krde krde mai ik hath naal aunty da mumma fadaya , aunty ne jhat mera hath pishhe kar ditta ,,, ik do waar mai hor try keeta par aunty mera hatha preh kar dindi ,,

Mai mumma fadan di jidd chadd k aunty de kamijj ch hath paoun di koshishh kiti auty ikdum mainu jhtkka dendi ne mainu apne upero pishhe kitaa , te uthh manjhe te latta lamka k neh gyi ,mai aunty de modde te hath rakh holi jahe aunty da muh apne wall kita , aunty ne jad piche mudke dekhya te , ik war te mainu thoda hasa v aaya , kyuki is waqt aunty de bull thoddi poore laal c , aunty v hass payi te muh aggeh hath rakh doosre kmre ch chali gyi , mai hairaan c aunty nu ki hoya , mai aunty de piche gya , aunty apne ddoje rrom ch jake setti de moohre mirror ch apna muhh dekh rahi c jo , jo bullan laago mai chatt chatt k saari lipstikk failaaa ditti c ,

mai holi yahe jake aunty de piche khda hoya te aunty di bund naal juddd gya te dowein hath aunty de modyan te rakh ditte ,,

Mai v ikdum shrmaa yahe gya jad mai sahmne sheese ch dekhya mera muh v aunty wang lipistik naal libdya c , mai te aunty dono seese ch dekh smile karnn laggeh , mai apna muhh aunty di gardn te rakhya te kiss krde seese ch dekhya , aunty da dhyaan v sahmne seese ch c , par jad dekhya k maivi seese vall dekh reha te aunty ne ahhhhhh ammmmm kkrde apni akhan band kar layiyan , mai aunty de galle te kiss krni jaari rakhhi par aunty de gall ch paayi ik gold di chain bar bar vichh aaoundi c ,jo alug maza de rahi c
Saroj Aunty di gardan bilkul meri jeebh vaang garm sekk maar rahi c, Ac di thandi hwa naal gall di chain thandii payi c , mai uss chain nu apne bullan ch bharke uper nu khichda , 2 mintt aunty da galan chattan tohh baad aunty mainu preh keeta ,

Saroj Aunty :-bahutt ho gyaa krnnn , bss kar hunnnn mainu thik ni lag reha a ,
Mai saroj aunty di kamar ch hath pake apne vall khichde dubara apni shaati naal ksde hoye bina kuch bole dubara aunty di gardn te bull rakhte , aunty de moohh cho lgtaar ammmmmm krrnnnnn na kar betaa plss , chaddd , 5 mint hor beeetn baad aunty ne dubara khizzke mainu dhakka ditta ,

Saroj Aunty :-chadddd naa hunnnn ,, pagal ho gya , khaa jaani meri grdan , enni taah pichle 40 saaal chhhh

karan :- pichle 40 saaal ch ki ??
Mai aunty di baah fad apne vall khichhde hoye aunty nu puchya ,

karan :- dsso kii 40 saal ch

Saroj Aunty :- kuchhh nhi chadd na , mai dinner bnouna tera

karan :- mera dinner te ho reha
Enna bolll mai aunty nu ohthe bedd te litta k ap uper chadd gya ,

Saroj Aunty :-krnnn chaddd betaa , samjhya krrr
Aunty de dona hatha diyan unglan ch apniyan ungla fsounde ne aunty walll dekhya , aunty de lambe lambe saahwa naal aunty de dono motte motte mumme uper neeche ho rahe c , suit di kass pain naal aunty de adhe toh wadh mumme mainu bahar nazar aa rahe c , mai aunty nu mummya vall ishraa keeta ,aunty ne naa wich garadn hilaayi te gusse ch kiha

Saroj Aunty :- beta naa batmizi kar mai serously nol rahi hunnn ,

karan :- mai kehdi bbtmizi kiti , mainu eh chain chaidi a , jo tusi gall ch paayi a ,

Saroj Aunty :- tu ki karni chain a , ledies a

karan :-sahi nahi hai , mai dwaga bnwa k tuhaaanu a , utaaro

Saroj Aunty :- chall theek mai utaar dendi a , mere upero picchee te ho , uper te chaddya mere , upro utrrr , mere hath chadega te utaarugi ,

karan :-na mai aape utaarni hai ,

Saroj Aunty :-chall utaar ferrr aape

karan :-hmmmm

Mai aunty di gardn val dubara muhh laike jaan lagya te aunty mere thalle lamme payi fer tadfan lagiii,

Saroj Aunty :- hmm ki gall a , tuu fer shuru ho gyaa

karan :- muhh naaal utaarni mai ,

Saroj Aunty :- tu na pagal ho gya aaaa, eh bol aunty ne muh tedda karke meinu gardan te rastaa ditta , mai dubara apne bull aunty di gardan te rakhh kiksses kkrn lagya ,

Saroj Aunty :- kii karrrrr rehaa a

karan :- kundi pichle paase chain di , mai ki kraan

Saroj Aunty :- teriya chlaakiya na mai sab samzdi haan

karan :- leyy is wich kaahdi chlaaki , tusi piche ghumm jao fer , eda te tym lagguga hi , pehla muh naal kundi agle paase laike aouni paini a ,

Saroj Aunty :- tu hath naaal kyu ni kholl lainda chain hraamiyaaaaaa

karan :- muhhh naaal swaad aounda ,

Saroj Aunty :- besharmmm
Ena bol aunty ne apne hath naal chain ghuma k aagle paase liyandi te kihaa , leeyy mar jaldi kholl , par ehh teri kuchh lagdi muhh nal ni khulni , tuu chlaak na ban pichee ho maiu bathroom jaana ?

karan :- bathroommmmmm ??

Saroj Aunty :- haan bathrom , tu enni hairani naal kyu puchh rehaa

karan :- ki krna jake bathroom

Saroj Aunty :- batrom krna horki krna a

karan :- jhooth na bolo mainu pta gilli gilli hogii tuhaadi thaleyo , kashhi badli a hna

Saroj Aunty :- dafaaaa ho kanjraaa
Ehh bol aunty ne mainu ikdumm dhakka ditta te bhaj k batroom vall challi gyi ,maivi aunty de pichee gya , mainu piche aounda dekh aunty bhajj k batrum ch wadd gyi te andero door band kar lya ,

karan :- auntyyyy kholo drwaazza mainu v susu aaya a , mai zor di drwajje te hathh maaraya

Saroj Aunty :- dooje ch chala ja khaali a,

karan :- nahinn mai ni jana oder dar aounda mainu ,

Saroj Aunty :- pta jeda dar aounda
tennu ,

karan :- vaisee kar ki karhe ho, kasshi dooji te ander lai jaani c , gilli naal khurkk naa lagg jaae,

Saroj Aunty :- chpedd maara tere kuttaaaa
Aunty ne ikdum drwaja kholya te bahar aayi mere wall chped watt bolii , mai dubara aunty nu jaffi pa lyii ,

karan :- chpeda te jiniya mrzi maaro , kasshi badlii kyu ni ? gilli utaar deni c

Saroj Aunty :- karannn , shutupppppp plsss , eh jyada ho rehaa hun ,
Aunty ne mainu preh keeta te kiha ja muuhh dhooo jaake , dekh kidda lipstikkkk ?? enna bol fer aunty shraama gyii , darsal aunty nu kiss kiti vali lipstikk naal ajy v bull thoddi khraab hoye pye c,

karan :- ki lipstikkk , tussi te laayi a pehla

Saroj Aunty :-achhaa mai laayi , bkwaas na kar , chal jaaa fressh ho mai dinner bnoundi ,

karan :-okk ohhh mere bagg ch kapde ne pls kad dena , enna bol mai aunty di gall putt apne bulla te kiss keetiii ,, te mai nahoun challa gya ,

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Update 5
Mai naha k bahar nikliya , te sreer punjn laggya , meri pent aunty ne kadd ke rakhi hoi c so mai fadke payi te apni shirts dekhn laggya kiteh v nahi c , odo hi aunty room ch aayi , ohna de hath ch meriya shirts di tayy lagii hoi pyi c , mai aunty nu dekh smile kiti te aunty ne vi same respounce ditta ,

Saroj Aunty :- elleh beta teriya shirts , dekhle jo paouni a ,


karan :- sariya kyu le aandiya , ikk koi v kadd deni c , vaise mai raat nu kapde ghtt e pake sounda haan .

Saroj Aunty :- achha , ohh mi press kar rahii c , watt e bahut pye hoye c ,

karan :- press kida kar rahe c ,

Saroj Aunty :- kida matlb ki , press iron nal press keete hor kida ,

karan :- lay press di ki load c aunty , awein bizzlli waste keeti tusi , press nalo jyada garam sekk te tuhaade vichho niklda , apne paa laini c , press ho jani c ,

Apni treef sunn aunty de chehre di muskaan ne saaf dass ditta k aunty kinna andro khush ho , koi aurat kise v uar di howe usdi sabh toh wadi kamjori usdi treef hundi hai , aunty de hath cho tshirt faddi te paoun laggya , jad mai tshirt paoun lyi aapni dono bahva uper karke tshirt paayi te aunty di nazar mere sreer te hi c , mai duabara aunty nu garam karn vali koi gall aakhni chaounda c , jo gall mere muh toh niklde hi sidhha aunty di fuddi ch jake vajjeh,, mai kiha aunty ji eda ki dekh rahe , ?

Saroj Aunty :- kush nahi , tu thalle aja dinner bs ready kush der ch

karan :- mainu pata a ,meriya kashha de vaal dekh rahe no ? kaafi wadde ho gye time e nahi lagda kattan da ,, vaise tuhade kol jugaad hona kattan vaala ?

Saroj Aunty :- mere kol jugad kitho aaya ?

karan :- kyu tussi nahi katt de ho kasssha apniya cho vaaal hmmmm ?

Eh gall aaakh mai aage wadhya ,aunty meriya akha ch dekhn laggi , mai holi yahe aunty di kamar de pishhe svere vaang hath paaya te apne seene naal ghuttya , auntyy ne mainu pishee dhakka maar apna aaap nu shudayyaa , te kihaa , ahmmm , hatttttt beshrmmmm , mai duabara aunty nu fadke apne seene nal lounde kiha , dasso pehla ,

Saroj Aunty :- nhinn mai nahiin katt di , chal dafa ho hun mai kmm karna
Aunty khud nu meri pakd ch chuudwoun lyi jor loun laggi ,

karan :- sachhi nahii katt dee tusii , chubde nahii , achha kashha ch nahin katt de , thalleyon te katt de hone , jharnne ageyo te ghaaah kattna e paina hnnaa , nahin te paani rukk rukk digda ,
Aunty ne mainu ikdum dhakde hoye pishe kar kiha , daffa ho preh , batmizz jihaa , mai fer aunty nu fadke khichya te kihaa , dasoge te jaoge , mainu jwaab chaida a ,


Saroj Aunty :- shadd na karan ,, beta ki batmizi krda rendaa , oh mai sabzi rakhi hoi gas te , (merri jaffi vicho nikldi aunty khizzi hoi boli)
aunty da eh safaayi dena k sazji gas te rakhi saaf eh gall sabit kaar reha c , k je sabzi naa rakhi hundi te tu bhaave fer mainu lamme paa k mere utteh chadd k reejh la le aapnni ,

Enna bol aunty room ch bahar jaan lahggi te mai pisheyo aunty de hilde chittda da nzara lain laggya ,

turii jandi aunty di hildi bund eh gall dass rahi c k shayd aunty e thalle pentyy nahi paayi a ,

thodo der tak mai thalle gya te jake hall ch bath gya , jithe aunty di rasoi ch khadi kmm kardi di bund saaaf saaaf nazar aa ske ,, eh gall aunty ne gaur kar layyi c k mai aksar aunty da pishada bahut takk da haan , shaami v kiss karde waqt mai aunty de chittda nu dabban di 3-4 vaar koshish keeti c par aunty mera hath hatta dendi c ,

Ehh gall aunty v tah jrur is waqt feel kar rahi honi pakka , jo ghtnna aunty naal vaapri c ajjj aunty de kolo v bhulln vaali te nahi c , aunty rasoyi cho mere vall muh kar bolli ,

Saroj Aunty :-, kaan beta dev nu call lga puch kithe hai ,, ajj fer na shraab jyda pi lwe , vaise samjhya tah batherea c ,

karan :- haana meri gll hoi thodi der takk aa rahe ne ,,

Saroj Aunty :- achhaaa ,

karan :- thodi chaa bna do plss , sreer bahut thakkya jiha lgg reaha
Aunty thodi der tak chaa bna k liyaayi te jhukk k cups ch poun laggi , aunty da motta gadwa sreerr te saadi cho adha nangga hundaa tiddd m te tiddd de uperr kathha hoyaa double triple maaas diyaan lines lun khdaaa kr rahian c , mera man kita aunty de picheyo jake ik khicke ghsaa mara ,

aunty da jhotte warga sreer hatha ch madhlollan da maza bahut aouna c , par aunty filhaal hatha ch khiskdi ja rahi c ,

Saroj Aunty :- kithe gwaacha hoya ? 4 vaar bulaa leya tenu awaaz ni denda ? “aunty ne mera modha hilounde kiha” ..

karan :- gwaacha haan tuhade husaan de mehall ander ,, sohna bahutt a , dill krda mehll da ikk ikk konnaaa , changi traah reejh naaal wekhaa ..


Saroj Aunty :- karannnnnnn betaaaa , mai ik serious galll kehn laggi , jo kuch v hoya a , beta dekh mjaak ch hoya a ennu bhull ja , hun dubara kush eda da karn di kosish na kari beta , changa nahi lagda ,
Aunty eh gall boldi boldi mere naal soffe teh gyi te mera hath fadke samjhondi hoyi ageh boli,

Saroj Aunty :- dekh jidda da mera beta vikey hai oda da tu hai , tu pishle 3 saal toh ghr aa ja reha a , pyar bnaya hoya a , tu faimly da hissa a , par eh sab jo hoya thik thodi a , kal nu koi dekh lwe ki izaat rehjegii ?

karan :- koi ni dekhega

Saroj Aunty :- tu pagal a , gall kise de deekhn di nahi a , tu eh sab dubara mainu toch na kri , meri umar dekh beta 55 saal hai , kyu apni life khraab krda , koi kudi dekh apne haan di , vyaah krwa ohde naal apni life sett kar beta ,, gall nu samjhh meri ,

karan :- mai kush ni samjhna , svere v kiha c tuhanu , i love you , mera sab kush hun tusi hi ho , mainu kise kolo koi matlb nhi kaun ki aakhda hai ,

Ehh gall aakh mai aunty de lips vall apne lips laike gya , aunty ne meri shaati te hath rakh mainu pishe rokta , te soffe toh ikdum khdaa hokee , meri gall te ik zordaar thappd maarya ,

Saroj Aunty :- batmiz a , samjh ni aa rahi mai ki aakh rahi haan , daffa hojja eitho , dubara mere ghar vallll mudke na dekhii , chall daffa ho

karan :- ok bye , eda te eda sahi , bahar te kde miloge he , dekhna ohthe road te kiss kraga , ohthe he prpose kruga , fer ohthe sabh nu tusi dasyeo k tusi 55 saal de ho te mai 22 saal da haan , mainu koi fark ni painda , vyaah te mai tuhade naal krouna nahi te kuwaara marugaa , bye ...

Saroj Aunty :- karnnn betaa rukk kithe challya ?

karan :-aape tusi kiha daffa ho , (mai akhan ch pani liya natk krde kiha)

Saroj Aunty :- karnn ,,, betaaa , tu gall ni samjda na , aithe baith ik mintt

karan :- aunty hatt jao pls , jan deyo mainu , “aunty nu mai preh dhkde hoye kiha”

Saroj Aunty :- beta ik mintt rukk na , meri gall araam nal sunn pehla , tu baith pehla , mai tenu samjondi han “aunty ruqest kardi hoi boli”

karan :- mai ni smjna kush , mainu pta a sab jovi tuhade dimag ch hai , tuhanu apna jwayi pasnad hai hnaa ,, ohnu apniya kasshiya diya kro muthh maarn nu wichh ..”mai akha cho gledu sutt de kiha”

Saroj Aunty :- ki ho gya tenu ki bol reha , “tu rona band kar” aunty ne mere athru poonjde kiha

karan :- ki bol reha kiiiii ??? tusi dekhya ni apni akhaa naal ? tuhade jwaayi ne tuahdi kashhi ch ki keeta ?? tuhada jwayi v te tuhade bete warga , ohthe koi aitraz nahi tuhanu ,, mere vaari sab aitraz hai.

Saroj Aunty :-beta eeda nahin hain kush vv , darasalll

karan :- darasall kiii “mai aunty di gall nu gusse nal tokkya” ki darssal ? dekhya mai sab kushh , tussi aap hi kasshi diiti honi apne jwaayi nu k layy je meri kudi ni haigi te meri kasshi ch muthh maarle , jwaayi kise nazar nal v tuhanu dekhe koi aitraz nahi , jadon mai dilon aakh reha k tuahnu pasand krda han . ,mere naal vyaah krwalo , tee mainu kinjh ghro dhakke maarke kaddn lagg pye ho,,

Saroj Aunty :-betaaaaa .. meri gall tah sunnn , tu aap boli janda meri te sundani ,

karan :- bolo fer vyaah kroun mere nal ?

Saroj Aunty :- betaa eh possible nahin aa

karan :-achha te tuhada jwaayi tuahdi kashhi ch muthh maare ohh possible a , hnaa , jwaayi nu saare kmma lyi haan wa .

Saroj Aunty :- mainu te pta v nahi ohh ki kar reha c , mai te ap thakk k so gyi c ,, tenu pta te hai , mere satt v laggi c gitte te ,

karan :- vyaahh krwouna mere naal yan nahiiiiiii ???? haan yaan naaa

Saroj Aunty :- betaaaaaaa

karan :-betaa wetaa kush ni , han ya naa

Saroj Aunty :- tu baith pehla , meri gall te sunnn le , batmiz ,

karan :- mai ni kushh sunn na , mainu jaan deyo , mera rasta na rokko aunty plsss , pishhe howe “mai aunty nu pishe krde kiha”

Saroj Aunty :- tu jadd tak meri gall nahin sunega , mai ni jaan dena

trinnnnnnnn trinnnnnnn dorr bell wajji shyad dev aa gya c ,

karan :- looo aa gya tuhada jwaayi , jaffi pa k soo jayeo jwaayi naaal ,, hunn jwaayi mubarkk tuhaanu “mai bhare galle naal hor athrru suutn da natk keeta ”

Saroj Aunty :- beta tu galt soch reha mera kushh ni a dev naal , mai jwayi naal eda de kmm kyu karugiii

karan :- oh sab mainu ni pta, kall jwaayi daa lunn te dekh rahe c naal akhha add k , dekhya c mai ,

trinnnnnnnn trinnnnnnn

trinnnnnnnn trinnnnnnn

karan :-jao kholoo drwaja raah cahddoo meraaa

trinnnnnnnn trinnnnnnn

Saroj Aunty : meri gall sunn tu jo kahega mei kruggi , meri gall tah seahjj nal sunn

karan :- vyaaahhhhhh kroge

Saroj Aunty :- tu ki jiddd pakdi a

karan :- pishhe hatoo fer , mai aunty nu dhakka maar piche krde ne door open keeta ,, dev ander aaya te kendaaa , ki gall hoi enna time ,, mai kado da ring kr reha , mai kiha mainu thodi kmm c , nikln lgya c , actully tv di volume tez hon karke bell suniii nhi,,

Dev kenda par is waqt 10 vje ki kmmmm , mai kiha ohh thodi meeting jrrori , hor sunaao tusi thik tbiyat hun , chalo mai chalda haan , mai dev naal haath mila bahar aaya , theek 15 mint beet chukke c , mai apne ghar de kol pahuchn hi vala c ,, mai jnda jnda ehhi raah ch soch reha c k aunty di fuddi da raah bahuta door nhi reh gya ,, aunty di mill gyi te ediya dono kudiya v bahuta time nahin bachdiya , mai ghar pahuchya , thik swa ku gnte baad aunty di wtsapp te video call aayi mai katt ditti , lgataar call kattn te aunty ne masg paaya ..

Saroj Aunty :- beta dekh tu ajy jwan a bnda jwaani ch galt kdm chuk lainda a,tu bachya vaang jidd kr rea a ,eh sab thk ni a , badnami howegi meriya jwaan betiyn ne , oh ki kehngiya maa saadi vyaah rachyi firdii , tenu pta hai babbli de v vyah nu 3 saal hoge ohde jwaak koi ni , lokka kehna kudi viyai a , ohde jwak ni hoya ajy te maa ne apni adhi umar toh v ghatt umr de munde naal vya krwa lya , tuu beta dass kida posible hai ,, vyah krouna koi bachya da khel a dass ?? tu apne maa piyon nu dass ki aakhega k ehh dekhlo mai 55 saal di jnaani naal vyaah krwa k liaaya haan , isde 3 niyane v ne , mere nalo waddi umar de ,, naale eh dass is umar ch mai tere naal vyah krwa v lwa , fer tu aakhna mera bacha v howe , iss umar ch pregnet hoke mai hospitl jandi changgi laggugii ?? tu soch k dekh ,

karan :- mai sab manage kar lwaga , mainu kise di koi tension ni

Saroj Aunty :- jmaaaa e pagal a , tu svere ghar aa , 10 vje dev chala jayega baad ch aayi , tenu beh k samjau gall saari .

karan :- mai ni aouna kade , mai svere punjab chala jana , kde ni mudke aouna

Saroj Aunty :- krnnn mere babyyyyy pls

karan :-baby ????? babyy mtlb ki hun

Saroj Aunty :- tu baby vng jidd pkdi te baby kahugi na-

karan :- te baby di jidd haar maan pgoundi a , tusi ni puga re

Saroj Aunty :- par koi baby apni maa nu thodi aakhda k mere naal vyaah krwa

karan :-aakh v dende ne , khush krn lyi babay nu maa krwa v laindi a

Saroj Aunty :- tu svere ghar aa pehlaaaa

karan :- mahi aouna mai , ehh dekho tiket booking payii , mai aunty nu online tiket book di pich bheejii ,

Saroj Aunty :- kyun tang kar reha mainu tu

karan :-tusi kar rahe ho mainu tang , meinu punjb jake mushkil honi job labhn di , vgera vgera , par hun kush ni ho skda jana paina a , aithe reh k mai roz roz tuhade bare soch soch pagaal hojuga ,

Saroj Aunty :- tuuuuu vyaah krouna na mere naal bol ??

karan :- haan

Saroj Aunty :- thik a mai krwawa gi ,,

karan :- ohhhhhhh yesss sachiiiiiii , i love u auntyyy meri jaan meri baby i love uu ,,

Saroj Aunty :- jyada khush na ho merii ik sharat a

karan :- mainu sab shartt manjoor a

Saroj Aunty :- dekh vyaah toh pehla kudi munde ikdoje nu dekhde ne , oh te tu mainu dekhya e wa , fer angegjment hundi a , fer thoda gyab painda a , mai tere naal vyaah krwa lwagi par same ehhi rools naal ,, te mainu 5 saaal tak tere naal angege rehna a , manzoor a na , hun mukkri na tu kiha sab mnjoor aaaa ,

karan :- yrrr 5 saal nu te tusi 60 saal de ho jana

Saroj Aunty :-haan te tuu 27 da ho jana

karan :- haan par 27 da hoke mai jwaan hi hona a , pr tussi te hun e akhde rende ho k tuhada lakk bahut dard karda hai ,, fer suhaagraat vale din tussi mere ghasse kinjhh bardashtt kroge , hehehhe tuhada lakk peed kruuga heheh

Saroj Aunty :- chup kar batmizzzzz , enna khyaal mere lakk da te kyu jidd krda vyaa di , opppsss sorrry sorry meri ikk hor v shart aa ,

karan :- hor shartt kehdii

Saroj Aunty :- mai pregnacyy naahin lainii , plssss yaaarrrrrrr

karan :- huhhhhh jao mai ni krouna vyaa taade naal , chally mai punjab svere ee

Saroj Aunty :- tu fer shuru ho gyaa ,

karan :- challo thik a mai try kruga k , jaddo mera lunn pichakari shaddnn lagge te mai tuhaddi fuddi choo apna lunn bahar khichh lwugaa , pr je a controll hoya te ander he kreem loadd krnii fer.

Saroj Aunty :- sheeeeeeehhh tu bahut ganda a , kida de words use krda a

karan :- jyada 20 saal di kudi vali feeling na lao shee sheee karke , tuhanu sabkush pta a , 2 kudiyaa jmmiya ghossa pdwaaya , fer mundaa jmaaa ohdo guffa da muhh khulla karwyaaa , hun mere vari sheee sheee krdeee

Saroj Aunty :- hmmm kutta hraamjada , ikk gal dass jadon tenu pta meri guffa da muhh khulla hai , fer tenu mere kolo milna ki a , kyu mere pishee pya , tenu seel packk kudiya da ghataaa koi ?/

karan :-ede pishe v raaj a

Waqt raat 11:30 da ho gya c , mainu te aunty nu gall krde dedh ghnta ho gya c ,
Saroj Aunty :- tu dinner v nahi krke gya pagal ?

karan :-hunn awaa karn

Saroj Aunty :- iss waqttt

karan :- hmmmm dev so gya hona ,

Saroj Aunty :-haan ohh te shraab pike so gya ,

karan :-mai aa raeha haan

Saroj Aunty :- oyee nahi samjhya kar ,,

karan :- mainu kush ni pta , mai kush nahi sunn na , bahar aake mai msge paawaga, drwaja kholdo nahi te , bell waja deniii aa ,

Saroj Aunty :- jidd na kar ,

continue.........

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Update 6

karan-15 mint takk pahuch rehan , aakh ditta te aakh ditta

Saroj Aunty- betaaa tu gall nahin mann da na
Mai ghro nikllya te aunty di mainu call te call kdee msgess par mai koi jyada jwaab na ditta ,, te bss ehoo akkhya k

karan – ghar de bahar aake call karaga , pishla drwaja khol dena ..

Saroj Aunty – mai nahi khollna , tu svere aawii

karan – 5 mint da rasta reha gya bsss

Saroj Aunty –yarrrrr
Raat thik 11;30 de waqt mai saroj aunty de ghar pahuch gya te call kitti k mai bahar khda haan ,

karan – chalo kholo drwaja

Saroj Aunty – gaddi kithe park kitti a ?

karan –auto te aaya mai

Saroj Aunty – ohh chal vdiya kita , eda kar pishle drwaje aaa
Mai pishle drwaze ander gya te pishle paase da bulb band c , ghupp hnera c , hnere ch mai thoda ageh gya te aunty khde c , aunty ne meri bah fad ander khichya te sheti nal drwaja band kita ,

karan – hmmm ki haal a thik o “mai smile dende pushya”

Saroj Aunty – (gusse ch) tera dimag khraab hai na , pehla ittho chala gya naraz hoke , hunn jidd fadi dubara aoun di , pehla jad rokk rhi c rukk janda .

karan – odo tussi haan nahi kar rahe c , jo mai pushya

Saroj Aunty – achha , bahut na hraami a tuuu , jiddi v , ( aunty ne meri gall khichde kiha )
Mai gall toh hath fad aunty da ikdum apne vall khichde hikk naal la lya , te aunty di garden te dubara bull rakhh ditte , aunty ikdumm tabkki te mainu pishe krde hoye boli.

Saroj Aunty – ki kar reha a beta , ammmm mera matlb karan

karan – tusii mainu beta vi aakh sakde ho .no problem ,
Mai dubara aunty nu ghutt k baahva ch lainde jaffi paayi te kiss karan di kosish keeti , aunty ne dubara mainu pishe keeta te kiha .

Saroj Aunty – ki kar reha , dev sutta hai naal vale kamre ch

karan – sutta nahi hai , nasha karke sutta hai , hehhee

Saroj Aunty – (smile krde )batmiz ,, achha kush khada k nahin ? bnwa kushh

karan – tuhaanu khan ee te aaya a, ohh tussi dhakke maari jaande ho jinni var jaffi pounda haan

Saroj Aunty – hmmm dekh meri gall sunn (aunty ne mera hath fadd chumde hoye meriya akha ch dekhde kiha )

Saroj Aunty – upper chall pehla , ddoje rrom , eder laage awaaz na sunn jawe dev nu ,

Mai te aunty upper gye kamre ch , aunty ne khidkiya moohre prde keete te mera hath fad maiinu bed te bithaya te aap kol beh gye , aunty de dhille night wear cho aunty de motte motte mumme saaf nazar aa rahe c , jinna nu hath ch fadd ghuttn nu mera dil utaawaala ho reha c ,

karan – ki gall krni bolo (aunty de moddya te hath rakh , aunty nu pishe nu lame paaya te upper let gya mai , )

Saroj Aunty – karan stop it yarrrrr , mai sachhii serious haan , mera gall krna jroori a tere naal

karan – haan te kro gall mai sunn reha na tusi boli jao , (aunty te upper lame paye galle te chumde hoye mai bolya )

Saroj Aunty –tu kyu mere piche apmni life brbaaad kar reha hai ,
Mai aunty de gale toh muh hta k aunty diyan akha ch dekhde kiha

karan – life brbaad ?? ohh kinjhh ? eddi sohhni tuhade wari gorri chitti gundwe sreer di jnaani mere thalle lame pyi , life brbad nahin abaaad honi shuru hoi a .

Saroj Aunty – (sad hunde) tu gall ni samjhda jo mai kehna choundi han

karan –tuuu kush na akhh chup e shoni lagdi a
Mere mooho pichlle 3 saal ch pehli waar apne lyi aunty ne tuu word sunniya c , aunty diyan aakhan ikkdum mottiya hoke bahar aoun valiyan ho gyian par aunty bolli kushh nhin , mai dubara aunty de bullan te bull rakhh ditte , te naal aunty de mumme kamijj de upero he fadke ghuttn laggya , aunty de mummy di doddy bilkul ik brantteh di goli de size jiddi c , jisnu mai apniya ungla ch laike pyaar naal holi holi , dabha reha c ,,, kde kde mai ikdum peech denda jisnaal aunty di cheekhh nikl jaandii ,ahhhhhh , krde hoye aunty mera hath apne mumme toh piche htoun di kosish kardi , hun mai aunty de kamijj ch hath pouna shuru keeta , aunty ne mera hath fad lyaa ,,

Saroj Aunty – ehh na kar , uproo di karle ,thalle dev sutta a

karan – tenu aggeh v kiha na shraab peeke sutta , oh nahi uthh da , naale upper usne aouna nahi ,

Saroj Aunty – par

karan - par war di maaro bundd ,

Enna bol mai aunty nu khichh k bed upper kar lya matlb chittda bhaar bithaa ditta , aunty da kamijj uperr utraan laggya ,

Saroj Aunty – yarr tu ki kar reha , mai tenu tahi mna krdi pyi c k naa aawi

karan – par hunn te mai aa gyaa , chalo laaoho ,

Saroj Aunty – ohh hooo rukkja na tuu paad dena kamijjj , pehla tu light band kar fer mai kamij utaaru

karan – saali light diyee , tu nakhre na kar , eda karr rahi jidda bahut kacchi kali a , ghossa tera pehla paata pya , mainu lgda jwaayi kolo v chudwoundi rahi a , taahi teriya kashhia ch mutth maarda ohh ,

Saroj Aunty – (batmiz ki bol reha tu pta v hai)

Aunty meri ikdum badly language toh hairann c ,

karan – kamijjj utaar pehla ,, ehh tere kharbooje hath ch lain di bahut time di reejh si ajj poori hon laggi a , waqt brbaad na kar ,

Saroj Aunty – utaar te rahiin haan haounsla vi rakhh thodda ,


Naale mainu eh dass , kinne time di wait keeti da ki matlb ?? tu pehla v mainu ess nazer naal dekhda c ,

karan –pehla ki , hmesha hi mai eho nazar naal dekhya ,

Saroj Aunty – bahut besharm a
Aunty iss waqt mere sahmne ikklli bra vich c , main lame pai gya te aunty da hath fadd apne upper kjicchh liyan , aunty de doonoo mumme ikkdujje naal jude hoye injhh lag rahe c jidda eh mamme na hoke kise kwaari kudi di bund howwe ,, aunty nu apne upper lame pake mai thalleyo ikk ghassa maarya , jiss naal aunty de muho ikdum ahhhhhhhh nikli te , dono mumme uperr nu hwaa ch usshlle , aunty mere vall dekh smile kitti , mera hiddiyan lunn aunty nu apni patli salvaar ch , chittda di leek te meshssos ho reha c ,

karan – ki hoya

Saroj Aunty – kush nhi

karan – fer ahhhhh kyu kita ,
Aunty ne shrmounde hoye bina kush bole akhan thalle nu kar layiyan , mai ikdum jhtkke naal paasa watt de hoye aunty nu apne uppron pishe keeta te thalle lame paake , aap utteh ho gya , aunty de gol mtoll tiddh te hathh ferde ferde mai aunty di dhunni de aale duaale ungali fern laggya , aunty bss akhha meech k halkiyan siskiya lendiyan wicchon wichon mera hath fadke rokdi , auty de tidd te hath ferde –ferde mai salwar de uppron hi aunty di fuddi te hathh rakhh ditta ,

Aunty ikdum akhhan kholiya te utthke baith gyi te mera hath fadke rok ditta , aunty muho te kush na boli par mere vall dekhdi hoi ne naa wich do waar gardnn hilaayii , aunty de hath apne hath toh piche karde mai , aunty de dono mumya toh fadke aunty nu pishhe dhakkya te lamme pa ditta , mai dubara aunty di fuddi te hath rakkhya , aunty ne fer mera hath fad rokk ditta , mai iss waar aunty da hath pishe krde kiha , je hunn mera hath fadn di koshish keeti mai salvar kholl deni ,
Saroj Aunty – yrrrr , karann ehhh ki hai beta , tuu hadhh kar rehan a .

karan – hon dyo jo hunda
Enna bol mai dubara aunty di fuddi te hathh rakhyaa , shhhhh ammmm di awaaz karde aunty ne akhan meech layiyan , aunty ne is war mera hath nahi fadya lekin apniyan donno latta ikdum ghutt layiyan jissnal mera hathh aunty di fuddi upper poora tight ho gya ,
Aunty de naal lameh paye mai bra cho ikk mumma aunty da bahar kadd k usdii motti doddi bahr kadd muhh ch paa choosn lag gya , doddi muhh ch paounde aunty di ahhhhhh ohhhh betaaaaa , ohhh krde aunty da hath mere sir pishhe aa gyaa , mumme di doddi muh ch pake mai usde duaale gol gol jeeb fer reha c , te doosra hath jo mera aunty di fuddi de utteh c , jo aunty ne apniya latta vich ghuttya hoya c , hun aunty latta dhilliyan shadd rahi c te thik 3 second de ander aunty ne apniyan lattan pooriyan chowdiyan kar layiyann ,

Mai aunty di fuddi te apmiyan 3 unglan rakhke utteh thalle mlan laggya , aunty di slawaar da kapda aunty di fuddi te chippchipp karda fuddi naal juddn laggyan c , jisda gillapan mainu saaf apne hath te mehsoos ho reha c ,
karan – sussuuu wichee kar ditta ?? (mumme toh hatounde mai aunty nu akha maar pushya)

Saroj Aunty – (smile dende ) nhinnnn , hraamjaada kutta

karan – fer kii ?? fuddi cho fevikol nikldi hai ??? salwaar juddd kyu rahiin utteehh ??

Saroj Aunty – chupp hojjaa bsss ( aunty ne preh nu muh kar lya )

karan – ander hathh paawaaa ??

Saroj Aunty –(akhaa tadd de) kiiiii ??

karan – jyda bhole na bnaya kro , mai kiha salwaar de ander hath paawa dekhaa ehh kitho niklaa rehaa chichipaa paaani ,,

Saroj Aunty – tu bahut jyada ganda a , edda diyan gallan kde mere ghrwale mere naal 40 saal ch nahi kitiyan

karan – taahi te tuahde naal kiha vya koruna a , ghrwala tuhada te sire da fuddu bnda , jnaani nu maze na ditte te ki dittaa ,(aunty di fuddi ch ungli pounde mai kiha)

Saroj Aunty – ahhhhhhhhh ohmmmmm unglllinn kyuu dhakk reha vichhh

karan – lunn dhakkn da ajy waqt nahin , hehehehehe

Saroj Aunty – besharmmm

karan – kasshii kyun nahii paayi thallee ,

Saroj Aunty –(smile krde ) chuppp kar ja plss , mainu kush samz ni aa reah

karan – samzn vaala ki iss wichh , sidhi yahi gall a , tuhadi fuddi mere hath diyan unglan da swaad le rahi te khushhi te hanjuu ker rahii ,

Saroj Aunty –achhaaa bahut pta a

karan – hmmm vaise hanju nhi kehna chaida , kyuki jinna pani tuhaadi fuddii chadd rahi ehh te poori nehar hai , hehehhe

Saroj Aunty –hraamiii , prehh ho mai bathromm jana a
Triiinnn trinnn,trinnnn
Achank aunty da phone wajjyaa ,

karan – is waqt kisda phonee

Saroj Aunty – aunty ne phone fadya te dekhya usdi kudi babli da phone c , mai aunty da phone fadke speker on kar ditta , te aunty de mummy de vichh fon fassa ditta te kiha kro gall , aunty mainu na naa ch garadn hilondi rahi par , kudi hello hello bol rahi c jiss karke aunty nu oda gall krni pyii ..

Saroj Aunty – hello haan beta babblii ,

Babbli – ki hoya mummy bol ni rahe kush

Saroj Aunty –kush ni beta ohh awaz ni aa rahi c , fon prblm shyad hun sppekr on keeta

Babbli – ki kar rahe ho so gye c ,
Babali de muho “ki kar rahe c sunke mai” aunty di fuddi ch ungalli dhall ditti jisss naal salwaar da kapda v ander dhasss gya..

Saroj Aunty –ahhhhhhh hhhh haan hann so gyi cc , fonn aaya te utthi
Babbli – ki hoyaa mummy cheekh kyu ree ho ??

Saroj Aunty – kush ni ohhh , ohhh oda gardnn ch vall jiha c , nikl gya .

Babbli – ohh achha edar Kashmir ch tah problem bahut , bsss assi aa rahe parso pahuch hi jana hai ,

Saroj Aunty – haan koi ni ohhhhha ammmmmm karannn nahiiinnn ???

Babbli – kiiii ? hello mummy ? karan ghar aaaaya a ki hoyaa
Actually mai ikdum aunty di salvar ch hath paake aunty da naala kholl ditta c , aunty di slvar khicchh k mai godda takk kar dittiii , aunty ne mere hath fadan di koshsh kiti lekin jadd tak rokde , salwaar latta toh bahar ho gyi cc ,

Saroj Aunty – ammmmm nahi kush ni betaaaa

Babbli – mummy mainu tuhadi tybiyat thik ni lag rahi , nale tusi karan da naam lya ??? karan aa gya Punjab toh wapis ??

Saroj Aunty – haannn ohh aa gyaa , parso ghr he sutta c aake aaithe ,

Babbli – achhaa ajjj v bulla laina c ,

Mai aunty di nangi fuddi te pehli vaar hun hath raakh k mehssos karn laggya c , aunty di fuddi da size kaafi wadda c , par enna meshsos tah slwar de uttoh hath ferde mehssos kar lya c k , fuddi da maas bahut koola te lunn nu bahut maze daugi eh fuddi , aunty mera hath roknn lyi ageh hoyi tah mobile mummy cho nikl k dig gya te baabli di awaaz lgtaar aa rahi c hello hello , mummyyy , aunty ne fon fadke knn nu laaya te ,

Saroj Aunty – haaaann haan beta sunnn rahin haa boll

Babbli – ki sunn re ho , jwaab ni dende koi , mainu sachi tbiyat thik nil g re tuhadi saach bolo ,
Aunty ne mainu na da ishaara krde apni kudi nu fon te jwab dende kiha

Saroj Aunty – nahiii betaaaaa ,, mai thik haan

Akheerkar ohh pal aaya te mai aunty di fuddi utteh hathh diyan tinn unglan rakhh hi ditta , jiss naal aunty diyan akhhan maze naal band ho gyiya , hun aunty ne chupchap krke apni kudi naal gall karni shuru kiti , mai holi holi apniyan do ungliyan aunty di fuddi de ander paayiuya jo araam naal ander chaliyan giyan , aunty ne is is waaar apna thalle walla bull danda naal ghutt de apni kudi nu kiha

Saroj Aunty – beta svere gall krdi haan eh boll fon kttya te

Saroj Aunty – mai tenu bol rahii rukjja rukjjaaaa ,,

karan ikk ghnttee da rukkya he te hoya , enne time ch tuhda ghrwalaa fuddi maarke soo v janda hona , mai te ajyy bsss fuddi te hath ferke , sekkk le reha fuddi daaa tuhaadii da ,

Saroj Aunty – bahut ganda bolda tuuu,, mill gy chain salwaar laah k

karan chain salwaar laa k nahi fuddi ch lunn pake milddaaaa,

Enna boll mai ikdum aunty de utteh jhaptya te aunty nu apni hikk naal lake lamme pai gya , aunty apna ik hath mere sir pishee laaya te

Saroj Aunty – ohhhhhh ahahhhhh karannn ohhh betaaa uffffff ,,
Aunty da gala chumde chumde mai aunty di ik latt fadke apni latt utteh rakkhi ,
Aunty ne mera lunn apni fuddi te mesosss kita ,, mai ikk hath naal lunn fadke aunty de fuddii de utte ragdna shuru kta , fuddi de muhh utteh mere lunn da dodda lagde aunty mainu apniya bahva de vichh zor di kass lyaa

Saroj Aunty –ahhhhhhhh ammmmm

Mere lunn daa dodda aunty di fuddi de pani nal ikdum gilla ho gya c , mai 2 inchh aunty di fuddi ch lunn wadya te bahr khichh lya , edda ghetto ghatt mai 15-20 vaar keeta , mai kde 2 inchh lunn fuddi ch waad d ate kde 3 inchh te bahr khichh laindaa , jad lunn mai fuddi te sett karke thoda jiha ander karda te aunty meriya akha ch dekhdii thoda muh kholdi

Saroj Aunty – ahh ahhhhh kardi te mai lunn bahar khichh laindda .

karan poore 2 ghante ho gye c saanu dona nu eda tmssashe karde te aunty v hairaa c k , ehh chounda ki hai , 2 hours ch te 2 waar ehh mainu araam naal chod sakda c ,

karan narazzz ho ?

Saroj Aunty – nahiiiiiii

karan waaad dewaa ander fer fuddi de ??

Saroj Aunty – mainu push k ?? (ekdum chupp hogi)

karan pushke kii ? bollo ?

Saroj Aunty –kush nahiiii

karan bolo plssss , mai dubara lun fadke fudi ander lunn da dodda lanouda te bahar khichh lainda , aunty di fuddi da gillapan saaf dass reha c , fuddi is waqt bande da nahi ghode da lunn vi araam naal laiju ,
Hunn bolo v waaad dewaa fuddiii chhh ???

Saroj Aunty – tu pagal hai sa chii k naatk krda a

karan mainu ni pta bolooo langwaa ander ,

Saroj Aunty – hmmmmm

karan hmmmm ki bolo paawa

Saroj Aunty – pa de na ,,pouna te

karan enne gussee naal bol re ho , lunn b enne gusse naal paouga fer cheekh enni zor di maarni tussi k jwaayi tuhade da sara nasha uttar jana te ohne utteh aake dekhna k , haaye sasss ohhdi chudwaa rahii , fer ohh nah owe fuddi tuhadi ch lunn mai paaya howe te , pishle paase tuhaadi bund ch tuhada jwaayi aake lunn pa dwe ,

Saroj Aunty – chuppppppppppp gandaaa

Atlast mai aunty diya latta chowdiya kar vichkar lamme te , apna 7 inch da lunn holi holi aunty di fuddi ch langha dittaa te holi holi ghasse marne shuru keeta ,
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aunty te pehla he mere unglii karn naaal hi 7-8 vaar paani sahadd chukkiii c ,

b]Saroj Aunty[/b] – ander na wgaaayi beta ahmmmmmmmm

karan ohhhhh auntyyyyy ammmmm wagouna te ander he hai

Saroj Aunty – naa

karan fer kitheee muhhhhh chhh

Saroj Aunty –ammmm gandaaa ,

karankyu ki ganda , uncle ne kadi kita muhhh chh

Saroj Aunty – nhiiiii ,

mere kolo msaa 15 mint ghasse wajje , jadd 15 mnt baad mere ghasse ikdum thodi tez hoye te aunty nu pta chall gya k mera pani shuttn vaala a ,,,

Saroj Aunty – baharrr kadddleeee

Ahhhhh ammmm bsss ho gyaaaaaaaa , mai lunn bahar kaddya fuddi cho te aunty diii fudii de utteh saara maal load kar dittaaaaa ,, mere lun cho nikldiya pichkariya nu aunty gaur naal dekh rahi c , jad mai aunty wall dekhaya te aunty muskrayi ,,, maal kadd k mai aunty de side te lamme pai k saah lain lagyaa , 2 mint baaad aunty utthke jaan laggi mai hath fad rokkya te pushya kithe challe ho ??

Saroj Aunty – saaf karan

Mai aunty nu rokyya te kiha apni penty deyo pehlaa , aunty nu kush samz nahi laggya te aunty ne almaari cho apni panty wala lifafa kadke mainu ditta , mai us lifafe cho ik penty kaddi te , aunty nu paoun nu kiha , aunty kendi saaf te karke aoun de fer paawagiii , mai kiha nahi edaa paouni a ,, mai jidd karke auty nu oda he penty pwa dittiii , te baaki hor gallan bataan krde assi dono soo gye ...

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Update 7

Meri jad severe akhh khulli te saroj aunty da hath meri chatty te c te mere vall muh kar lamme hoyi c , sver tah roz hi hundi c par ajj jo khushi mere te chehre te c usda jwaab nahin c , mai aunty da hath apni hikk tohh chukk aunty nu jaffi pa layi , jaffi paounde mere lunn ch akdaa chddna shuru ho gya te mai aunty nu apniyan bahva ch kassna shuru kar ditta , aunty di v nind khull gyi te aunty nevi thoda zor lake mainu apne mammya de naal ghuttya ,

Panjh 7 second mangro aunty ne ikdum mainu pishe keeta te utth k beh gyi te apne lamkde nange mumme dekh ohna nu apniya bahava naal dhakkn lag pyi , raat da scene  shyad aunty diyan akha de saahnve ghhumm reha c , mai aunty nu pushya ki hoya

Saroj Aunty- kush nhiii


Aunty ne sehki yahi awaz ch jwab ditta te , mainu aunty di halt da andaza ho gya c k aunty lyi ajay shayd eh sab acceptable nahin c kyuki sab kush achanak hoya c , par shyad eh meri soch c , ho sakda aunty kush hor e soch rahi howe , mai v bed toh uthh de hoye , dono hath aunty de pisheyon ohna de tiddh nu sapp vaaang vilaawa paaye te aunty di nangi chowdi pith te chummna shuru kita ,

Aunty ne mainu rokde pishe kit ate kiha time bahut ho gya , dev utth gya hona a , mai aunty nu ik jhtkke ch khichke pishe lamme paaya te aunty de utteh chadd gya , aunty nu mera hidiyan lunn ohna di fuddi te feel hiya , aunty samz gyi k shayad eh svere svr ik tripp hor lauga , tah aunty ne kiha karan , pishe ho beta , mainu ik mint thaleyo hoke aoun de ,  

karan- thalle ki hai ?? eh dekhna jana hona k jwaayi ne os din vangu fer tuhadi kashhi ch muthh maar k apna maal te ni vich suttya , par eh huqq hun sirf mera hai hehhheh ,,

Saroj Aunty- chup kar kuttaaa ,


Enna bol aunty ne mainu apne upro dhakka lga paase kit ate utth khaddi hoyi , bed toh khade ho thalle utrde aunty di di bund de darshn hoye jiss utteh kaali kashhi jachh rahi c , ohhi kaali kasha jo mai rati aunty paoun nu kiha c , ohh v fuddi toh mera maal saaf keete bgair , aunty ne apni ik dress fadi te paayi te mainu kiha mai thalleyo hoke aoundi haan , dekha te dev ki kar reha , achank kise diyan podiyan chaddn di awaaz aayi upper  mainu pta lag gya k dev hi hona a ,  aunty ne mainu ishara kita te mai vi almaari pishe likk gya , mere lukde hi thik 5 sec hoye k dev ander aaya , te aunty nu kehnn lggya ohh babbli aa gyi hai Kashmir toh ,  mai lain challya c airport ohdi call aayi c , mai hairaan c k raati te babli aakh rahi c waqt lggna a ede chetti aa b gyi  ?? dev ah gall akh room cho nikln hi laggya ck mera fonn vajj gya  ,, dev kenda eh te karan da  fon hai ?? aunty ne jwaab ditta k haan oohh bhull gya c rati eithe e  , dev ne kiha okk koi nahi mai ley janda haan , naale mainu v thoda office work c ohde naal . dev ne mera fon faddya te laike room cho bahar nikl gya .


Mai almari pisho bahr niklya te aunty nu kiha ohh sheettt aunty rokko kise trah mera fonn pakdo , panga pai jana koi nahi te ,

Saroj Aunty- pehla jadd tenu enni bkwaas kardi han odo te meri sunda nhi a , hun ki panga a

karan- yarrr odan diya pics ne dev diyan fon ch jo tuhadi kasshi c mutth mari te lun te paake sutta c , te lok v ni lgga koi fon te

Saroj Aunty- ohh durr fiitteeh muhh , lok te lga kmm se kmmm , tenu kisne kiha pics save krn nu

karan- ohh te gall sahddo , asal ch rati tuhadi v te video bnaayia , sariyan pics v ne raati valiya ,

Saroj Aunty- (gusse ch) tenu bhonk te rahiii c na bna bna , tu sunda odo kise di , rukk ai krdi kush enna bol aunty dev de pishe gyi , par jadd tak aunty bahrde door ko pahuchi tadd takk dev gddi ch beh
nikl gya c  , maivii chetti naal auto lya te auto wale nu wadh paise deke short raah paoun nu kiha , te
dev toh pehla mai apne ghar pahuch gya ,  fark sirf 5 sec. Da pya k mai dev nalo pehla pahuch gya ,

Dev mere ghr de muhre gaddi lake bahr niklya te mainu dev de haav taav dekh pta lag gya k dev ne mera fon  chek nahi kita a ,  dev mere kol aaya te mai hath miliya , mainu saah chaddya dek dev pushya ki hoya ?? mai kiha kussh ni , running toh aay taah ,  tusi svere ajj eder sab thik a naa , ?? dev kiha haan saab thik a ,  actuly family aa gyi c te mai lain challya c  airport tak sochya tenu naal laida jwa , mai kiha nahi mera mushkil a tusi jao , maiu urgent meeting a , orr haan actually mera fon tuahde ghar ten hi reh gya ? pta ni kiteh dig gya shyaddd kall , dev ne ageyo jwab ditta k , “haan mai laike aaya haan , digga nahi a tug hr bhull aaya c , mai thanku kiha fon lya te dev mainu bye bol nikl gya , ”

Fon lainde mai sabh toh pehla lock lagya , te rub da suhkr kita , mere achankk hi ikkk shraarat sujj gyi , te mere chehre te smile aa gyi ,  ikk ghnta rukkn toh baad mai aunty nu call lgaayi te aunty ne pehli ring te fon chkk lya ..  

Saroj Aunty- hello , dekhya te kush ni dev ne ??

karan- sab dekh lyaa panga pai gya haii ,

Saroj Aunty-  fitteh muhh , tenu mai kiha c ni kutteh diya puttaa , tu meri bund padwawega pakka , meri is umar ch ki izzaat reh jaani a , aunty ron lag gyi , rowo na gall ho gyi dev naal meri ,  

Saroj Aunty- gall ho gyii ?? ki gall hogi ?

karan- pahuchke dasda haan , aa rreha tuhade koll
10 mint tak mai aunty de ghar puzya te aunty ne aounde de hath fadd pushya ki hoya , sara kush dekh lya dev ne jo rati hoya , aunty naal athru suttn lag gyii . te rondi hoi boli

Saroj Aunty-  tenu bol v rahi c na pics click kar ,, ki izzatt reh gyi meri ,

karan- chupp kro rowo na , mai aunty nu bahva cha ghutt de haunsle ditaaa , aunty ne ikdum minu pishe Dhaka maardi kiha

Saroj Aunty- daffa ho , tu mainu kisee paase di ni shaddya , hun khali hath kyu aaya a , zehar di sisi pakdi liyanda mere [eeen lyii .

karan- awein kyu dar re ho , tuahunu kiha na gall ho gyi a ,

Saroj Aunty- ki gall ho gyi , ki kenda dev

karan- kushh ni mera shakk sahi c , bssss ohi hoya

Saroj Aunty- (hairani naal )ki matlab tera saaf bol

karan- dev mann nahi reha k mai kall raat pehli vaar tuhade naal eh sab keeta hai , ohh aakh reha tu 3 saal toh meri suss nu ageyo pisheyo wajja reha hai , taahi meri sass di bund motti hoi payi a pishyeo ,

Saroj Aunty- ehh gall dev ne kahii ???

karan-  haan , par hunn ikoo raasta hai , izzatt bachoun da

Saroj Aunty- kii te keehda raasta ?

karan- mai aunty nu saari gall dass ditti , jo meri planning c

Saroj Aunty- (muh age hath rakh hairani nal) hawwwwwwww dev ne kiha edda ,

karan-  aunty hun hor koi raasta ni , tuahnu eh krna paugaa

Plaing mutabik mai aunty nu sari fake galbat dassi jo mere te dev vich hoi c


Hoya aunty eda jado mai eithoo niklya te dev aalo pehla ghar pahuch gya c apne , thik mere pishe dev b aa gya , ander aaya bde pyar naal gal baat kiti , 2 ku mint , mera fon v aounde mainu fada ditta , 2 ku mint baad achankk

dev- vaisee film vdiya c , directr prod. Camron sabb aaape , all rounder hai 22 tu te  

karan- hanjiiiii kkk kkkk kiiiiiii kkkk kiiiiii matbbbb ??

Saroj Aunty- fer

dev-  enna hichkaaa kyu rea karn jidda tu kise daa khoon keeta hoye  

karan-  nahi nahi eda i gall nhiii , actually mai samzya ni tuahdi gall film directr , chllo sahddo mai chaa bnwaaa

Saroj Aunty-

dev-bahutt chlaak a yarrrr , aap raat dudhh pinda , mainu chaa pushda  

karan- thik a dudh garm krdaaa

Saroj Aunty-

dev- nahii garm mai aape karlugaaa , ikk vaar hathaa ch te aoun de ,

karan-  jijuu mai samjhya ni tussi kii aakh re

Saroj Aunty- ferrrrr ??

dev-

karan-  ferrr kiii dev uthhya soofee toh te mere chaped maari ,

Saroj Aunty- hawww

dev-

karan- te kihaaa , tu behnchodaa mainu jiju aakhda , meri jnaani nu didi aakhda , fer merii sass teri ki laggiii ehh boll ??

Saroj Aunty- ohh goddddddd hun ki houga , mainu dar lag rea ,

dev-

karan- kush ni hunda ageh suno , mai dev de pair fadd lye ,  mai kiha jiju actually mainu aunty bahut pasand ne te mai marriage v kar laini ohna nal te aapa donna ,  so iss krke pls tusi samzo meri gall nu te kise nu dasyeo na kush

Saroj Aunty- fer

dev- hahahhaah marriage tu saallay 22 saal da oh 55 saal di jnaani, fuddu bna reha mainu , sachh sachh dass , ehh sabb kinne time toh chall reha ,  

karan-  kall rati pehlli vaaar he keeta hai

Saroj Aunty-

dev-  oye behn k lodeee , ikk mint laguga eh sab  picss net te paadu , jooth v kora bol reha hai , 1 mahine toh yan saal toh aakhda te mai mann lainda , par tu kora juthh bol reha k pehli var kall ???

karan- jiju mai sachhi juth nahi bol reha kal pehlii vaar kitta a ,  

Saroj Aunty-

dev- fer jooth bolda ?? tenu ki lagda mai rati shraab pike behosh c ?? nhii beta mai jagda c , te ehh movie tenu ki lgda tu ikalle bnaayi eh dekh mere mobile ch mai apne hathi bnyai hai , kal jad tu k pishle drwaje aya c mainu odo pta lgg gya c ,

karan- ohhh ammmm jiju plss sorryyyyy ,


Saroj Aunty-

dev- sorry worry chadd  sirf eh dass , te sach dsss kinne waqt toh chal reha

karan- jiju sachhi aakh reha kal pehli vaar hi kita a ,

Saroj Aunty-

dev- oyeee meri gall sunn , ohne meri sass de ghosse utteh vaal ni aaye hone ajj takk jiniyan mai kudiya chodd chukya te tu mainu chaarda firda a ?

karan-  sachi akh rea kal e kita

Saroj Aunty-

dev- je kal kita na , tenu dass dewa k koi v jnaani pehli vaar jado kise nu dendi wana , enniya laddiya chowdiyan karke ghasse nhi mrwoundi , jinni meri sass latta chowdiya karke tere har ikk ghasse da maza lai rahi c ,,

karan- nhi aunty pehla sang rahe c , oh te kpde v nhi la rahe c ,

Saroj Aunty-

dev- ohh tu rehn de bsss , mainu fuddu na bna , tera jadoo ghssa wajdda c na meri sasss di fuddi te , ohde muhh cho masti naal jo ahhhhhhh ohhhhh nikldi c tenu ghutt k jaffi poundi c har ghasse te ,, saaaf disdi sang sharmm ,

karan-  jiju galti hogi pls kise nu dseyo na

Saroj Aunty- (ronde hoye) tenu kiha v c naaa awwi thalle dev jaagda hona tu nhi mannya ,, fer ki gall hoi aggeh



Ferrrrrrr  ageeeh

dev- ohh te tere hath ch hai tu dasde , sach boll kinni vaar fuddi maari meri sasss di  

karan- jiju sachh te bol reha kal pehli vaar

Saroj Aunty-

dev- hatttt fuddi da , draamebazi kar reha , mai chped maarni ikk hor ,,behnchoda  eh dass  k kal tu mere ghar aaya , tu meri sass nu kiha k aunty jii tuhadi fudii laini hai , te ohne haan karti k lellaa sabb saaf gall dssss ,,

karan- jiju dsss te rha , aunty nu mai prpose kita marige lyi tah krke ohna ditti , ehh gall sunde tuahde jwayi dev ne mere 2 chpeda hor maar dittiya te mobile jeb cho kaddya te kihaaa ,

Saroj Aunty- kii kihaa ?

dev-  rukk saalya denda tuhadi behin di lunn , eh sariya pics send krda sohre apne nu te apni ghrwali nu k dekh eh sab , maa apni diya kartoota ,,

karan- mai jiju de hath jodke kiha pls na bhejyo jiju , mai sach dasda haa , (aunty fer mainu mazbur hoke jutth bolna pya hor koi chaara nahi c )

Saroj Aunty-  ki joothhh bolya tuu , bollll ??

dev- haaannnnn hunn aaya naa line te chal boll sachhhh

karan- deddhh ku saal ho gya hai ,

Saroj Aunty-

dev- wahhh dedhh saaal , te kinni vaaar fuddi maar chukkya deddhh saal ch ?

karan- pta ni par jdo maika milje ,

Saroj Aunty- tera dimaag khraab haiiii ,, kyu bolya eddaaa

dev-

karan- ki krda fer hor koi chaara nahiii c

Saroj Aunty- par jooth boln da ki fyada hor bdnaam karta mainu k dededh saal to chal reha

dev-

karan- je edda na aakhda te pics viral ho jaania c sariyaa ,,

Saroj Aunty- challl aggeeeh bhonkkk hor ki siyaapa paaya


dev- jdooo maukaa milje mtlb mahinee ch 20 dinn te fuddi araam naal mill jandii honi a , kyuki ikalli hi hundi ghar ,,

karan- nhi mai te tuhanu pta ofc hunda ,

Saroj Aunty-

dev- bunddd v maari pakkaa tuu te

karan-  nahinnn , (mai neevi pounde kiha)

Saroj Aunty-

dev- enni nivi kyu pa reha koi julm thodi kita tu , thik a koi gall ni , prr juth bahut bolda tuu ,, sachh bol bunddd maaari na meri sass diii ?

karan-  nhi sachhi ni maari , fuddi maari bsssss

Saroj Aunty- eniyan nangiyan gallan kitiya dev nee ,



karan- hmmmmm fer pushda  k

Saroj Aunty-

dev- bundd te tu pakka maari a , nahi te enni bahar nu kinjh nikli a , ??

karan- umar de hisaab naaal nikli honi a ,

Saroj Aunty-

dev- umr naal ni  lunn laindii buddkk bhuddkkk k , dekhya na raat mai  jaddo tu fuddi te ghssaa maarda c , thalleeyo bundd taah nu chukk k pooora lunn ander lain nu firddi c ,

karan-

Saroj Aunty- (mere te khizde hoye) tera e beda gark hoya , kakhh palleh ni reh gya mere , izaat taar taar kartii tuuu kminiyaan ,



karan-  leeyyy te hunn aunty mera ki kassor ede ch ,

Saroj Aunty- hor kihda kassor



karan-  te dev ne te ohhi kiha jo dekhya ,, galti tuhadi , jaddo mai tuhadi fuddi maar reha tuahnu ki loadd c thleeyo bundd taah nu chukk maarn dii ,  jo dev ne dekhya oh te bolna he hai usne ,

Saroj Aunty-  bkwasss na band karle hunnn , tenu aggg laggi c lain diii , nangi karn di , haaonsla tere vichh ni c haiga ,



karan-  mai jaldbaji kitti mai mann da haan , par thaleyo tusii kyu bundd taah nu chukde c jado mai ghassa maarda c ,  ehho gall note kiti jwaayi tuhade te ohi mainu aakhya ,

Saroj Aunty- hor ki gall hoi

dev- vaisee ik chiz mai dekhi jinni reejh nal meri sass fuddii dendi na enni reejh naal kade isdi kudi ne nahi diitii mainuuu , naale edii kuddi di fuddi cho ajj takk paani ni niklyaa, par mai raati dekh reha c , eddi te salwaarr bhijji pyi c fuddi laago ,, hathh bhijjj gya c na teraa poora jaddo ungliyaa fer reha c fuddii te  

karan-  hmmmmm

Saroj Aunty- eda kiha dev ne

dev-

karan- hmm eda e kiha , hunede ch v mera kasur na dsna , fudii tuhadii enne shetii gilli hoi mera kasur ni ede ch koi ,

Saroj Aunty- han tu te kush kita e nhi  , ,ageeeh bhonkkk hunn , hor ki aakhda c

dev- dekhh karn , mann har kise da krda nava nva swaad lain nu , mai kudiya bahut choddiya ne , jnaani ovi 50 cross ajjtakk ni choddi ,, ageeh tuu aaap siyaana haii ,

karan- matlbbb mai samjhya nahiiii ?

Saroj Aunty-

dev- ohhhh tuuu bachha nahi a ,, raati di teri film jo dekhi live , tenu sab pta a ,

karan- mai sachi ni sajhya

Saroj Aunty-

dev- chal thik a nahi samjhya na , sunn ferr ,, jihadii jananni di tu fuddi raati maari hai ohh hai merii sasss thik hai na ,,,, ohdi kudii di fuddi maarn da haqq v mainu hai te ohddi maa di fuddi maarn da haqq v mera hai ,  par chal koi gall nahi je tuu pehlaa bhogg laa lya te koi ni ,  hun tere kol 30 din da waqt hai ajj da din paa k ,  30 din baad mai ehh sara kush viral kar dena ,,  30 dinn chh meri harekk gall tu mannega ,  jo mai kahuu ohh kregaa ,

karan- par ki karna haiii ??

Saroj Aunty-

dev- ohh mai waqtt aoun te dasddu  , khairrr ajjj da pehlaa kmm tuu ehh karna hai   je naah kittii te anjaam tuhanu donna nu pta hai ,, mai hor kush nahi sunuga ,, ehh tu jaan te tera kmm jaane ,  mai apni shart tere aageh rakhti , goodbye

Saroj Aunty-  hayeeeee oyeeeee rubbaaaaaaaaaaa



(aunty sirrrr fadke behh gyi)


karan- aunty hun hor kush ni ho sakda

Saroj Aunty- main hi kar sakdi ehh sabb , tuu kiss pangeh ch paa ditta a

Main andro ander bahutt kushh c ,  hehehe aunty sochh rahi c ehh sab kushh dev ne kiha hai , jadke dev vichra enna gallant oh bilkull ajnaannnnn c ......

[dirtyboy]

Update 8

Mai apni planning ch success hoke bahut khush c , par dooje paase aunty bahut udaas c k usde jwaayi ne fuddi mroundi nu dekh lya , aunty de mann ch dar ck kiteh usdi kudi nu eh pta chal gya te ki iizzatt reh jaugi , usdi kudi babbli ki sochu k usdi maa jekr 55 saal di umar ch apne munde di umar de munde kolo fuddi mrwaa rahi hai taah jwaani ch pat a nhin kiniyann ku thalleh lamme pyi honi a . mai aunty de kol behke aunty de gall ch baah paayi te apne naal khichke lounde kiha , kyu udas ho dro nhi sab thik ho jana a , naal mai aunty da mumma fadke ghutt ditta ,

Saroj Aunty- tu mainu bahut buri fasaya hoya a , tu soch k dekh mai kinjh nazar milaaugi dev naal ,

b]karan[/b]- oyee tusi pagal ho ? dev nu kush na pta chelle k mai tuhade naal eh saari gall shere kitii hai , jo tuhanu kiha hai bss odda kro , tusi bss apne jwaayi nu seduse krna hai hor kush nahi ,

Saroj Aunty- par ai kraga kidaa eh sab oh jwayi mera , meri kudi da ghrwala hai ,

b]karan[/b]- haa tuhadi kudi da ghrwala hai te tuhadi fuddi maarn nu v bahut kaaahla hai , meri gall suno ohne tuhadi fuddi dendi di video bnyaai hai , ohh chawe te sidha tuhanu aakh sakda c k mainu v fuddi mrwa , par tuhade jwayi ne sidha tuhanu ni aakhya , mtalb ohh v tuhade naal full maze laine chaunda naa k jabrdsti tuahdi fuddi ch lun pake 1 mintt ch apna paani ander chadd k paase hona chounda ,,

Saroj Aunty- swaah te kheehhh , oda usda v ik mint ch hi paani shut janda , dasdi meri kudi , kendi kise vele te fuddii de ander hale dodda v ni dhakkya hunda te fuddi de utteh pichakri marke so janda.

b]karan[/b]- balleh maava dhiyan ch evvi gallan hundiya ne

Saroj Aunty- hongia hi fer , jado vyah de 3 saal baad v jwaak nahi koi te mai pushdi han ki problmm , ohh aakhdi eh dwayia kha kha bahr kudia chodd aounda mere wari eda kkhda ni hunda ,

b]karan[/b]- par meraa te gallan sunke khaada ho gya , eda kro kushhhh
mai aunty da hath fadke apne lun te rakhya , aunty hath chudoundi hoi

Saroj Aunty- preh daffa ho , aggeh nva siyapa paaya eee,,, hun dimag khraab na kari mera .

b]karan[/b]- ohh awein kyu dar de ho , yrr lunn khada hoya pya , svere laini c ikk waari hor , tuhade jwayi ne ake kmm khraab kar ditta , aajoo fer ik game laa layiyeeee , baad ch tuhadi family aa jaani sari fer pta ni kado mauka milda .

Saroj Aunty-(mainu pishe krde ) karn naa kar plss , baahut tension laggi a ,, tenu ni pta mere te ki beet rahi a ,

b]karan[/b]- awein dari jande ho kush ni hunda , bsss ikko vaar di gall hai , jwaayi tuhade ne ikko vaa laini tuhadii de deyoo , fer apna patta saaf ,

Saroj Aunty- je ohne laike v video remov na keeti fer ??

b]karan[/b]- kruga kyu nhi , ohdi kedi dushmni tuhade naal , jo usnu chaida ohh dedoo usnu gall khtamm ,

Saroj Aunty- yrrrrr kehde siyape ch pata ,

b]karan[/b]- siyaapa kaahda mze lagge tuhade , navein navein lunn mill rahe tuhaanu lain nu , hehhehe , film bnyaiye ikk , jida naam rakhage , puraani fuddiii nave lunn ..

Saroj Aunty- (muskrounde hoye) fuddi bhave purani hai tu ehh dass maza dendi k nahiii ,, tenu kushh lainde mehssoss hoya k eh purani a.

Aunty v mood ch aoun lag gyi c ,, maivi mauka dekh kihaa


b]karan[/b]- na auntyyy , bsss kehn nu fuddi tuhadi purani a, par maza te sachiii bahut dendi , khaas kaarke jaddoo chpeeet watt k kasss pounde c naaa raati lunn nuuu , te uproo fuddi tuhaadi paani naal enni gilli hoi c k , kasss paoun naal v lunn tilkk tilkkk fuddi diyan diwaran naaal ghasssr ke jado bahar aounda te maze di hadhh nahi c , ek dujja tusi jehdaa ghassa wajjn naal thalleyo aaap v bundd chukk chukk ghasse marde c , hor maza dugna hunda c ,

Saroj Aunty- hmmmmm

b]karan[/b]- ehoo scene tuhade jwayi dev nuvi sachii bahut psndd aayaa,, ehoo tuahdi thalleyo upero nu ghsee maarn vaali ada te tuhada jwaayi fidaa hoya , nahin te bhave shyad oh tuhadi fudii di demand na karda ,

Saroj Aunty- chll maske na la hun pangeh ch pake mainuu


Mai aunty te ikk dum jhpatya te soofe te baithi aunty nu dhkka mar soffee te lamme pake aap utteh chadd gya , kyu drde ho pangya toh fuddi deni toh drna kya hehhehe , enna boll mai aunty de bullan te ull rakhh rakhh ditte , 2 mint hi hoye c kiss krde k aunty da fon vajjya te pta chllya k accident hoya hai .. mai dill ch kiha wadd gya bhain di lunnn ,

Aunty ne udas hunde kiha ajj da din hi maada hai sab puthha he ho reha jaldi kar hospital jana hai , mai pushya hoya ki a , aunty ne dasya k airport toh aounde dev da accident ho gya hai , hospital admit ne chetti chall jana a , mai te aunty fourn hospital pahuchde haan , dev te gopal uncle nu dipp laggeh hoye c te behoshh c , babbli devi maadi motti khroch aayi c te vijey de v ,, mai puchya accident hoya kinjh hai , babali didi kendi gaddi divider naal takraa gyi c , etc ......khair sanu sham hospital vich he pai gyi ..
Aunty bablli te vijey nu kehn laggi k beta tusi dowein ghar chale jao fer peehla he thakke hone ne , hun ehna di halt te jyada khraab a docter ne 5 din toh pehla taah free ni krna , maivi kiha k haan didi tusi chale jao koi ni a , mai te aunty eithe rukk jande haan , mai dil ch kiha chall fuddi na sahi ghadi gallan di tharkk te bhorage aunty naal raat ... pehle 2 dinn da chalda reha kde mai te aunty hospital rukde kde babbli te usda bro vijey , uncle te vijey di halt ch kaafi sudhaar aa chukka c te hun ohh khud v muho aakh re c k saanu chutti mill jawe , ajj ma te aunty din ch hospital c , te thodi der tak bablli didi aayi white pent te short shirt paayi jiss cho babali didi di navel bilkul saaf nazar aa rahi c,


Aunty te babbli gallan kar re c , maivi kol ayaa te babali didi nu kihaa waahhh didi bda taur shaur maarya ?
babbli - taurr ??? kehda taur normal kpde neeee

Karan – normall ch v tuhada poora taur lgda a , hunn te dekhyeo jiju da tuhanu dekh k jhatt khdaa hojuuga ..
Laage khlotii Aunty diyan akhan meri gall sun bahar aaa gyiyann k eh ki boll gya ? babli ne tajubb naal mainu pushyaa ?

babbli – ki kihaaaa jiju ki ????

Karan – mai kiha jiju ne jhatt pair ate hunk hade ho jana tuhada taur dekh kk , enneh shone lag re ho ,

babbli – bss bsss makhn ghatt laa , nale ajj tenu ki hoya eniya treefa ?? kis vaaste

Karan – treef nhi jo dekh reha ohi bol reha , jao te sahi ik waar andr , dekhyo jiju diyan akkhan ajj bahar aoundiya ,,

babbli – chl oyee

Eda haase mjaak krde babli ander gyi te mai te aunty v pishe e chale gye , dev font e lagya hoyaa c , bablli ne jake haal chaal pushya par dev ne screen toh akhan na htaayiya te oda kiha , bss thik a pehla nalo , 5 mint baad ik jhlakk dev ne babali nu dekhya te ohh v eda jida koi begani jnaani howe , hale bnda beganii nu nuvi dekh k khush ho jnda par dev te koi asar nhi c , bahar mere kolo babbli hune aapni treef sunke aayi c te shyad eho soch rahi c k shyad ajj sachii ohde ghrwale da lunn ohnu dekh khada hojje , par nahinnn ,, 12 ku vjee bablli hospital toh jaan laggi te mainu aakhdi , karnn eda krna ajj mai aajagi hospital vijey de naal , tu te mummy chale jaana ghar fer ,, and thankxxx alot karn tu bahut sath dittaa , etccc , khair bablli nikldi hai hospital cho te mai bablli di turi jandi di picheyon hildi pentt vichh kassee hoii tight bunddd dekhda reh jandaa haan , jadd tkk babli mainu dikhni ni hatt jandi , tadd tak meri nazar usde chitdda toh nhinn hatt dii ,


Aunty iss gall nu note kardi hai te mainu aake hilondi hai moddeh toh fadke ,
Saroj Aunty – kitheee guwachaa ? ki dekh rehaa hmmm (shraarti haasa)

Karan – dekh reha haan ehh tuhadi kudi di bundd , tuhadi hi bundd vichoo niklii a , tuhade oddn chittdd hathha ch masllnn da enna swaad aaaya , je tuahdi kudii de hathha cha a jaan te nzaara naa bhajj jawe ,,

Saroj Aunty – (naraz hunde) huhhhhh , besharmm , ik tah tu usnu didi bolda hai , fer v tri bhain hai , te dooja rishta hun ohh teri kudi v te lagdi hai , peo bnan vala tu usda (aunty shrma janddii)

Mai aunty da mtlb te samz gya c par maivi maze lain khatir kihaa , meri kudiii ?? ohh kinjhh bhalla

Karan – hmmm ?

Saroj Aunty – bevkoof tu mera khsmm bnega te , meri kudi da peo hi lgega na ?

Karan – ohhhh achhaaaa ,, par mera hun mood badl gya a ?

Saroj Aunty – ki mtlbbb ?

Karan – tusii thik kende c , meri life khraab hoju tuhade naal vya krwake , loka de thane mehne vgera , vgera ,, hnaa ??? hunn mera iraada tuhanu apni wife nahi , apni sasssu maa bnawa ,, hun mai bablli didi naal vyaa koruna ,
Aunty thoda maayus ho gye te dhillla jiha muh karke kihaa ,, bss hogi na hwass poorri , fuddi maarni c maarli , nanggi karna c mainu kar lyaa , hnaa , uttr gya bhoot ishq wala ?

Saroj Aunty – pta c maainuu eho hona

Mai aunty de hath apne hath ach lainde kiha
Karan – eda da kush nahi hai , par samzo tusi v , dekho je mai tuhade naal vyaa krounda han te tusi ape kiha k mai jwaak nahi jmmna , naale 5 saal da time v mangya tusii , par hun mainu v lag reha mai oddn jaldbazi kiti hai tusi odn mainu sahi sammjha re c ,

Saroj Aunty – (akha ch hanju bharke) chall thik hai je tu samz gyaa te bahut vdiya gall a ,

Enna aakha aunty akha poonjdi hoi ne mere vale pith kar lyi jidaa mainu pta nah owe k aunty ro rahi hai , aunty akhaan saaf kardi , ander cabin de challi gyii , mai apne man ch sochhnn lagyaa

Karan – yarrr tu jaldbaazi kush jyada ten hi karr dittii ?? ehh gallan kehn ch , aunty di te fuddi mill rahii c ohh nah howe evvi hatho jaawe , naale babali te kudi chidi hai , ohnu sett krn ch waqt lgnna a , khair hun ki keeta jaawe ,, hmmmm , ehh sochde sochde mai je bch hath paaya te meri je bch kush chankyaa ,, ehh ki chabiyaan , ehh aunty k out house diyan chaabiya c,
waahhh waahh waahhh chabiya dekhde mere dimag ch mentos khao dimag ki batti jalao wala idea aa gya ,, ajj da din bahut lambaa lag reha c , khairr 5 vajj chukke c te baabli te vijey v shyad hospital aoun he vale hone c , 6 vje ku takk
mai aunty nu cabin cho bahar bulaya , kyuki svere di jadoo di mai aunty nu babali naal vyah di gall kitti c , aunty naraz yahi c ,

Saroj Aunty – haan bol ki a

Karan – haaye meri jaaan enni narzgiii,,

Saroj Aunty –karnn bkwass band plss , ehh sab band krde , plsss mai gallan hun hor nahi sunagi ,, te aunty ron lag gyi , mai aunty nu apne gale laounde chupp krwya , te hunsla den di kososh kiti ,

Karan – aunty am really sorry but .....
Achank babali te vijey aan tapkke , te donna ne mainu dekh lya k mai aunty nu apnee seene naal laaya hai te ohna de lakk ch hath fer reha haan , baballi kol aayi te boli ki hoyaa mumy , aunty ikdum mere naalo wakh hoi te boli kush nhii , ohhh bsss

Karan – mai gall cover krede kiha , ohh darsal uncle te jiju de admit hon krkee ,

Babali ne apni maa nu gale lagyaa te kiha , ohh mummy tussi awe dar rahe , hun te papa thik ne , dev v thik hai 5 din horr ne bsss , fer aapa ghar lai jana a , achank pisheyo ikk awaaz aaayi , jo docter di c ..

No mem 5 din nahinn tussi kal he enna nu le jao baaaki treatment ghar he ho jaawega , hun sirf medcins hi challniya ne , oh dende rehna waqt naal , docter di gall sunke jithe babli khushh c , ohthe mai andro ander marn vala ho gya cc , kyuki roz roz raat aunty naal tharkk bhorn nu mill rahi c , kafi waqqt spend karn nu mill reha c , pr hun ageeh ki banuga , khair mai te aunty fer hospital cho niklle ,
Aunty gaddi ch mere naal baithi hoi c , par mere vall na dekh k bahar dekh rahi c , mai aunty da hath faddya , te aunty ne chudwa liyann ..

Saroj Aunty – na kar chuchaap drive karrr

Karan – hoya ki a gall te dasso haaan ??

Saroj Aunty – tenuu te jidda pta nahi a ,,
Mere naal vyaah de wade karke meri fuddi maari ouss raat , mai iss gall nu bhull v jandii , koi gall nahi , par meri blue film ban gyi , ohh mere jwaayi ne dekhhii , meri izzatt v gyii , mera bang v kitaa tu

Karan – mai kdo bang kitta ?

Saroj Aunty – bang nhi te hor ki a , maiu gallan ch behkaaya , te eh sab kita ,

Karan – aunty meri gall sunoo ,, dev da ilaaz mai kar lwagaaaa ,

Saroj Aunty – tu bkwaas naa kar , or mainu mere haal te chadd de or haan , tu apne gharrr ja ajj , mere nal ghar aaoun di load koi nahi ,

Karan – mai tuhade ghar aoun v nhi laggya ajj , ten a tussi ajj ghr jana hai ,

Saroj Aunty - matlbbbbb

Karan – matlab v dsda haan ,, enna bol mai gaddi di speed wadayii ,, speed 60- toh 80- fer 100 -150 te pahuch gyi te unty cheeka maarn laggi ..

Saroj Aunty – pagal hai ki kar reha hai , kithe lizza reha mainuuu , gaddi holi kar karnn , pagll hai tuu , meri gall sunn karn , gaddi holi karr ,, achankk mai break maarii , te jeb cho kala kapda kadd k aunty diyan akha te bann ditta te , aunty de hath v bann ditte ,gaddi start kar purane gesst house le gyaaa ,

Gaddi cho bahar kadd aunty nu ander vall lizaan laggya

Saroj Aunty – karn kithe laike aaya mainu , mere hath kholl plssss , mai aunty nu ander laike gya , jithe mai sara kush plan kita hoya c , kamre de vich liza k aunty nu bed te suttaayan ..

Karan – kmm shurruu kro , kmre ch do kudiya c , ohna aunty de kapde lohne shuruu kite

Saroj Aunty – karan eh sab ki hai boll mainu dar lag reha hai ,,

kudiya ne aunty de saare kapde laah aunty nu odaa he akha andhiyan smett nahlyaaa te nave kapde paa dittee ,, mai kudiyan nu thanx kitaa paise deke ohana nu bhejj dittaaa ,,


Saroj Aunty – ehh ki kr reha hai bollllllll

Karan – chupp raho bsss ,
Mai aunty nu kiha hun mai tuhadiyan akhan kholnn lagyan haan , pehla mai aunty de hath pisheyo kholee , fer akha toh jdo patti utaari te aunty diyan akhaan ch tez light wajjiii , aunty ne akha chamkdi ne dekhya bahut wadda haal jo lights vgera naal decorate hoya c , achank eder uder dekhde sahmne nazar payi aunty di taah sahmne ik pandit baitha c .... aunty kendiiii

Saroj Aunty – ehh sabbbbbb ki aaa ??

Karan – ohhii jo kihaaa c , jiss krke tussi narazzz hoyeee , ajj mai tuahnu ruwaaya , tuhada dil dukahya , bsss hun khushh krn lyi ehh sabbbb krna jrurii c ,,

Saroj Aunty – parrrr eehh sbbbb edde jaldiii


Karan – hun tussi bss chupp rahoo , pandit ji tusi apna kmmsshuruu kro , pandit ne mainu sindoor te manglsutr paoun nu kihaa , mai dekhya aunty ikdum kambh v rahi c te khuss v c shyadd ,, par andro andro shyad ohnu ikk supna jiha lag rehha c sabb ,,, thik half an hour takk pandit ne apna kmm mukayaa ,, te panditt nu v behjj k mai te aunty apne suhaagraat vale room ch gye....
Room poori tah decorate c .. aunty mere vall dekh boli ,

Saroj Aunty - enne jaldi eh sab tu areegment kinjhhh kitaaa hmmmm ??

Karan – bss ho gya , achaaa aunty......

Mai hale aunty kiha c , te saroj aunty ne mere muhh aggeh hath rakhh dittaa ,

Saroj Aunty – Aunty nahi , sirf sarojjjj , ajj toh tusi mainu saroj kahoge , enna bol aunty mere pairaa te jhukkk k mere dona pairaa te apna mathaa rakhh lyaa , mere lyi ehh pal jindagi da haseen pal c , meri wish ajj poori hoi c , mai aunty nu paira toh chukkya te aunty de bulla te bull rakhh kiss kiti . te aunty nu akhh maar bed wall ishara keeta , aunty ne bed vall dekhya tah full decoration dekh aakhdi k enni sjavat te ajj toh 35 saal pehla nhin dekhi jado mera pehla vyaah hoya c , mai kiha ajj sara kush nwa te alugg he dekhoge , enna bol mai aunty nu pishe dhakka ditta te aunty jake bed te diggi ,,
Mai aggeh vadhya te aunty de pairan lago lehngaa fadd khichyaa , lehnga tah aunty da dhilla bhajja c , par aunty de chitdda da vazzn pain karke aunty v lehngeh de naal he khichi gyi , mai ikdum dooja jhtkka maarya te aunty bed toh thalle dig gyii , ahahhhhhhh karnnn holliiiiiiiii ki kar reha haii , aunty da lukk is waqt thalle farshh naal lagga houa c , lehngaa fade hon karke latta uperr chukiya hoiyan c , mai teeja jhtkka upper nu maarya , te lehngga latta naalo vakhh ho gya te aunty diyan latta thalle farsh naal ja wajjiyan , ahhhhhhhh ammmm , mai lehnga paase suttya te aunty de blouse v fadke paadke laahyaaa , thikk 10 second vich
aunty nu dhakka maarke bed te suttana ,


fer lehnga fadke khichna te aunty nu bed toh thalle suttna ,
fer poori trah eda kapde khichke laahe , aunty lyi eh sabb pora shocked moment c , aunty te sochh rahi c shyad k holi holi ikk ik kapda latthuga , mera baithi da kundd chukuga , par sab istoh ulat hoya .. hun hor aggeh jo jovi aunty ne sochya c , shayd sochna band kar ditta hou kyuki meri ramz aunty di samz ch pain vaali nahi c ,

Aunty thalle farsh te nangi baithi mere muh vall tukkr tukkr dekh rahi c , mai hath aageh keeta tah aunty ne apna hath fadaya mainu , mai aunty khichke khadi keeta te apne vall khichya , ahhhhh aunty de goll matoll mumme aake meri hikk naal judd gye , aunty ne mainu jaffi bhar apniyan bhava ch ghutt lyaa , apne dono hath mai aunty di pith te ferda ferda thalle aunty de chittda te lai gya , 2 waar aunty de chitdaa te gol gol apne hath diyan talliyan feriya te ikdumm aunty de donno chitaddd , apniyan mutthiyan vichh ghutt lyee ,
chitadd muthiyan ch ghutt de mere hatha de nail vadde hon karke aunty de mulyam koole chitda ch khubb gye , jis naal aunty ahhhhhhhhhhh kardi ne meri pith toh apniya bhava da gheraa paase kardi hoi ne , pishee hathh lizaane shuru keete te mere hath apne chitda toh htaoun di kosish keeti ,

Mai aunty de dono hath paase sutt de hoye dubara aunty de chitddd apniya donno muthiyan vichh bhar lye , aunty dubara cheekdi a , ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhh , ki kar rahe ho , mai aunty nu bahva ch chukkk bedd te suttaayaa , hayyeeeeeee meraa lukkkkk tutttt gyaa , ki kar rahe ho tussi , mai kiha ajy te bahut kush karna a , lukk te ajjy tuttuga , enna bol mai aunty diyan donno ltta chowdiyan kar vichkaar baith k fuddi te muhh rakkkh diytttaa , ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hayeeeeee ....karnnnnnn

Aunty mera muh pishe karn nu mere sir te dhakka loundi , ahhhhhh ruukkk ikk minttt , mai aunty de hath pishe chlla k mare apne sir toh te dubaraaa muhh fudiii te rakkhh jeeeb lgtaar andr bahar karn laggyaaa ,, aunty ahhhhhhhhh ohhhmmm ohh ohhh rukkkjj jaooooo kreeb koi 1 mintt ee hoyaa jeebh ander bahar karde te auntyyy

Saroj Aunty – haayyeeeee hayee meraa mooottttttt mera peshabb niklnn lagyaa paase hojo

Aunty de pehlla fuwaaraaa niklde mai muhh pishee keeta te aunty vall dekh muskrya , aunty da muhh khulla c te lambe lambe saah laindi de mumme haitha utteh ho rahe c , aunty mere valll hairaani nal dekhdi hai ,, ajy aunty kush muho bolln he laggi c k mai tuttt k dubara aunty te dooja hmmlla kar dittaaa,
Mai aunty diya chowdiya latta karke apne hathh diya 2 ungliyan holii yahe ander waadya , aunty apniyaan akkha meechh dii hoyii

Saroj Aunty – AAAaAaAmMmMmmmm

Mai doni ungliyan fuddi de ander te bilkull holi holii ander dhakiyan par bahar mai ikko jhatkke ch tezzi naal edaa khichiyaa , jidda koi kill kandh cho plaass naal khichh k putti da hai , mere ikdum ungliyan bahar khichnn naaal aunty di fuddiii chu PPuccHHkkkkkkk di awaazz de naal auntyyy

Saroj Aunty – ahaahhahhhhhhhhh , hayee margiiii

Mai aunty de haye mar gyi word poora hon toh pehla fer fuddi te apniya ungla rakh ditiya te iss waaar tinn unglan fer holli holli dhakiyan te fer ikko jhtkke ch bahar khickiyaan , pushhkkkkk , same eda he mai ghtoo ghtaa 7-8 vaar keetaa , jado mai ungliyan ander pounda te aunty de muhh cho dabbhi yahi awaaz vichhhh ahhmmmmmm niklda te jado mai bhar khichdaaa te , fuddi choo jiss waqt puchkk di awaazz aoundii , ohii waqt aunty zor di haayeeeeeee aakhddiiiii
AhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHNNNN
PucCChhHHKKKkkkkkkk , hayeeeeeeeeeeee
AhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHNNNN
PucCChhHHKKKkkkkkkk , hayeeeeeeeeeeee ,, veeee ,, mar gyiiii
7-8 vaar same eda karn te jaddo nouvvi vaar mai aunty di fudi ch ungliya dhakkn laggya te aunt ne aggeh hath wadha k mera hathh da ghuttt ghutt k faddd lyaaa te lambhe saaah laindiiii

Saroj Aunty – ayeeee ahyyeeeee ,, rukkkk jaooo

Aunty ne iko vaaar halle mera ghutt fadke kiha rukk jao ,, dooji vaar same words jadon rpeet karn laggi tahh , hale muhhh chhh ruuuu hii niklya c . mai apna ghutt toh aunty da hathh preh keeta te tinn unglaan fer aunty di fuddi ch dhakk dittiyan , par ess vaar , pehla vaang mai unglan bahar nhi kaddiya , jidda lunn nall ghseee maari de oda , ander bahar ander baharrr lgtaar dhakkk dahhkkk dhkkkk karnn lagyaa te aunty zorrr zorr diiiii ,
AhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHNNNN

Saroj Aunty – ahhHHHH AhAHhAh hayee hyeeee , mootttttt mera nikllll gyaaaaa , hathh kaddo baharr betaaaaa , pehsabbbb bbbbb ammmmmmmmm ,
Enna bolde aunty di fuddiiii chon ik tezz fuffawara chuttya ,

aunty da moot enni tezzi naal niklda meri ungliya te garam garam mehssoos hoya , par mai aunty di fuddi ch ungliya krda rukkya nahiiii , te aunty dii fuddi cho dhaar niklln diyan te meri ungliiii karn diyan mixxx awaaza kamre ch ghoojnn laggiyan ...
SHurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr puchkk puchkkk SHrrrrrr puchkkk
Shurrrrr puchhh puchhhsrrrr sshsrrsrsrrs , puchh pucchhh ..

Haarke aunty pichheee hundii hoii ne mera ghutt faddke fuddi cho hath bahar khichiya meraaa te dowwaa hathha naal apni fuddi dhakk di hoyiiiii

Saroj Aunty – hayeeeee bussss bussss plsss hor nhinnn
Aunty de haye bss bssss krde krde mai apne kapde lahh paase sutt dittee , aunty di fuddi toh aunty de donno hath chukke ,

Karan – eddee chettiii bssssss ??? enna boll mai aunty diya lattan fadd apne vall khichiyann

Saroj Aunty – ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh stopppp , rukk ja 2 mintt
Mai aunty diya latta ch chloo lunnn da dodda fuddi te rakhyaa te rakhya te jhtakka maaryaaa , lunn ikko jhtkke ch fuddi khulli hon karke ander dhkkya gyaa , mail un bahar khichiyaa te hathh ch fadke aunty di fuddi de he ragddnaa shurru karr dittaaa ,

Karan – ammmmm mazaaa aa rehaa naaa

Saroj Aunty – anderr paa deo plsss , uperr na fero maitho brdashtt ni ho rehaa

Karan – ki brdashtt ni hunda ???

Saroj Aunty – kuschhh niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ahhhhhhhhhhh



Aunty ne fer ik peshab di tez dhaar mere lunn de utteh maariiii , do waar aunty da hathh naal moot kaddn toh baad teezi vaar lunn ferr k kadd ditta c ,,


aunty di himat jwaab degi c , fer mai aunty diyan latta chukk taah keetiya te utteh chaad k ghasse laoune shurru keete ,

Karan – ohhh ahhh ahhh ahh haye sarojjj


Saroj Aunty – hanjiiiii ayeeeeeee holli kro na

Karan –kyunnnn ?? ennii khulli te haiggii , kehda peed hundi honi

Saroj Aunty – peed vaaali gall nahi a , hayeeeeee ahhhhhhh

Karan – ammmm fer ki gall haii ???

Saroj Aunty – hayeeeeee mainu moot aoun deo ikk vaar bathroom chh ayeeeeee

Karan – kyu fer niklln vaalaaaaaa
Enna bol ai ghaase tez tez loune shuruu keete

Saroj Aunty – aahhh ahhh ahhh haye haye ahhh , ammmmm


Ammmmmm

10 ku mint aunty de ghasse maarn toh baad mai
Karan – hayeee nikllnn laggyaaaa meraaa

Saroj Aunty – hmmmmm

Karan – ki hmmmm

Saroj Aunty – kadd deyo jithe marziii ,ahhhh ammmm ,,

Karan – achaaa ammm
Enaa bolde mai apne ghsya di rftaar tez karde ne , aunty dii fuddi de ander 4 pichkaariya maariyaa ,,

45 mintt ch aunty da 3 vaar moot kadd ditta c unliyan karke , lunn utteh ghasa ghsa k , aunty te lambhe ssahva naal haafdi , bolii

Saroj Aunty – hayee rubba bsss kerwaaa ditiiiii , shukr tuhada v nikllya

Karan – edde chetti bss kithe ?? time dekho 11:30 hoye aje , suhagraat hai apni , ajj te poori raat eho kush challna

Saroj Aunty – hainnnn poori raat naa baba naaaa , 3 vaar mera moot kadd k rakh ditta , besharm je nah on te , pishe howo hun mainu bedsheet badaln deyo naale mai v fresh hona ,

Mai aunty da hath fad khichya te bed toh thalle urn toh rokkya ,
Karan – na khbrdar je pair v tahlle laaya bedd tohh ,, ajjj poori raat eh bedd te rehna , thalle pair ni rakhna jo krna kall karnaa ,

Saroj Aunty – kall ? yarrrr susu bahut tezz ayaaaaa aaa , ohh te kar awaaa

Karan – kinne ku jnma da susu ikattha keeta a , 3 vvaaar te moot lyaa a ,

Saroj Aunty – ajj svere di mottn nhi gyi c ,]

Karan – hunn svere mootna fer

Saroj Aunty – htttttooo , svere eithee ,

Mera lunn duabara akddn lag gyaa , mai aunty nu tteddii lammi paaya te lunn fuddi te rakhyaa , aunty ne bundd pishhe nu keeti te kiha , plssss thoda time rukkoo , mere nawe , navelle pati dev jii , meri himmt ni haigii ajyyyy , mai hor nhii kar sakdiii , plsss , maivi aunty di halt samzde ..

Karan – hmmm thikk , mai ehh boll bed toh uthaya

Saroj Aunty – kithhe challe ho ,

Karan – aounda haan

Mai bathroom ch gya te ikk mugg fadke liyanda , mere hathh ch mugg dekh

Saroj Aunty – ehh ki mug ki krna hai ,

Mai mugg ch lunn rakkh mootna shurru keeta , aunty mere vall tazubb nal dekhn laggii ,, mere peshab naal adha mugg bharr gya , mai aunty di penty faddi te usss mugg vichh dobb dittii , eh sab dekh aunty pushya k , ehh kar ki rahe ho tussi ..

Karan – lag jauu pataaa

Saroj Aunty – hmmmmm

Mai apne peshab vale mug ch aunty di penty doboyi te rakhh dittaa , te aunty naal aake lamme pai gyaa , light off keeti te mai ate aunty gallan krde krde so gye .. svere 7 ku vaje mainu thodi bed te halchal hoi , shayd aunty uthh gyii c , meri akhh khulli te dekhya mera khiyal sahi c , aunty uthh gyi c te shyad naha k nikkli cc , gilleh vaal mere vall lamknn dyee c , aunty ne fon knn nu laaya c , shyadd apni kudi naal gall kar rahii c ,

Mai holli yahe utthya te aunty de vaala toh fadkee jhtkke naal pichhe nu khichya , aunty peed naaal cheekhddii hoyiii ...

Saroj Aunty – hayeeeeeeeeee
Enni der nu mai auntyyy de utteh chadddd gyaa , aunty muskrayii te foonn te kihaa
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Nahinn nahinn beta ohh maadi yahi mochh haigi pair ch , oohh pain hoii thoddi , haaannn haan koi nahiii beta 10 ku vaje takk mai nashta laike hospital aa jwaggi ,, haan haan byeeee ,,,
Karan – pehla mainu te naashta krwaaa deoo

Aunty mainu baahva ch ghuttaaaya te paasa vattaya , mai aunty de thalle te aunty mere upper aa gyi ,,,

Saroj Aunty – hmmmm kyunn nahiiii , apne patidev nu nashta nhi kraau te hor kisnnu krwaauu eh bol aunty ne apni shirt khichke utteh keeti tem era lunn hath naal fadke apni fuddi de muh te rakhh bhaar pouna shuruu keeta , lun holi holi sara ander wadd gya . aunty holi holi apni bunddd mere lunn te hiloun laggii , mere lunn te ghasse maarn laggiii ,


maivi thalleyo holi holi hilddaa , aunty mere muhh vall dekhdi hasdii hoiii , kde apni speed tez kardi te kde holi kardi , adhheee ghantee takk merrii pichkarri chutt gyi te mai aunty nu apniya baahva vichh kass lya ,

mai te aunty oda bed te ikk dooje diyan bahnva ch lete rahe ,


8:30 ho chukke c aunty kende , challoo shaddo hunn ,, mai nashta bna lwa jana hospital laike 10 vajje , mai kiha aaje wadu waqt hai , ehh bol mai aunty nu apne thalle lamme paake utteh chadd gyaa te duabara lunn kkhada hon di wait karn laggya .. lekinn aunty meri griffttt cho shut gyi te kehn laggi plss , samjhya kro, eh sab lights vgera v jo lagayia sabb smetniya , koi aa gya te panga pauga , mai kiha darn a , sabb hojega ,,

Khair mai te aunty hospital jana c , so aunty kende chall dooje ghar challiye jake nashta v tyaar karna hai ,, conti....

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Update 9
Mai aunty da hath fadd khichhde hoye appne utteh sutt de hooey kiha , vhale jawage bahut time a , aunty mere uttoh utth di hoi boli nahi , panga khda hojju koi , tu jaldi kar jana hai , ehh bol aunty aunty ne apni bra paayi te kashhii paoun laggi , mai bed toh khda hoya te aunty de hatho penty khoo k sutt ditti te kiha

Karan- raati vaali penty kithe hai ?

Saroj Aunty- raati vali kehdi ? jo mai utaari c ?

Karan- haan ohii

Saroj Aunty- oh te bathroom ch pyi a ,
Mai bathroom ch gya te raati vala mugg fadaya jiss vichh mai raati moot ke aunty di penty duboyi c , mai aunty de kol aaya te mugg aunty wall kita ,

Karan- kadd bahar eh penty .

Aunty mere vall tajubb nal dekhn laggi te , meri peshab di smell nukk tak pauhcde , muh jiha bna k aakhdi .

Saroj Aunty- ehh ki gande kmm krda renda hai , kinni smell aarahi , te eh penty da karna ki hai.

Karan- kaddo te paooo ehnuuu

Aunty diyan akhan bahar aoun valiya ho gayiya , k raat di meri kaashhi peshab vale mugg ch dobbi hoi , ehh mai kida pehn sakdi haan ??

Saroj Aunty- pagal a

Karan- time khraab na kar saaliye , chupchaap kadd ehnu te paa ,

Saroj Aunty- parrrr

Karan- parr war kuch nhi jo kiha hai oh kar .

Saroj Aunty- hmmmmm
Hmmm di awaaz krde aunty ne smile dendi ne peshab vale mugg ch hathh paya te , kashhi mug cho upeer kaddi , kashhi cho nuchdd da hoya mera peshab magg ch diggn laggya , aunty mere vall dekhdi boli , dooje ghar jaake pehn llwaaagi sukki karke machine ch , eder te machine v hainni a ,

Karan- nhiiiii sukki nahi karni edda gilli pouni haii ..
Aunty ne kashhi mugg de uttoh htaayi te piche bedd te beh gyi , thalle jhukk k apna ikk pair penty ch poundi hoii ne fer dooja paaya te , bedd toh khaddi ho ke , ikdumm pentyy utteh khichh lyii ,

Saroj Aunty- hunn khushh hai , pta ni ki ki krwounda rehnda hai mere kolo

Karan- hale te bahut kuch koruna baaki .

Aunty ne kapde paaye te thodi der tak aapa dooje ghar chale gyee , ghar de bahr gaddi khadi karde aunty bahar niklln laggi bolli ,

Saroj Aunty- yrrr tuu mainu gilli kashhi pwa ditti tere peshaaab vaali , mere khaarchh yahi hoi jandi baar baar , gilla gilla lag reha a .

Karan- koi ni fuddi bahut garm hai teri , sukki ho jaani shetti , hehehe

Saroj Aunty- garam te lunn v bahut tuhada

Karan- achhaaaaa
Meri te aunty di language ch aaya change mainu bahut jyada maza te khushi de rehac , kal takk ai aunty nu jii jii tusi tusi karda c , te ajj isto ulat aunty mainu ikk sensible aourt di trahh tussi tusi ji ji kar rahi c , gaddi cho uttrde assi ghar wall jaan lagge.

Saroj Aunty- tussi nashta eithe kroge k hospital jake ?

Karan- hospital jake kinjh kruga ? tennu sharm ni augi apne bimar pye gharwale de sahmne mainu nashta krwounde nu , naale teri kudi tera jwayi v sahmne hou , naale je mai hospital jake nashta karuga te , teriyaan ahhhhhhhh ohhhhh hollli holiiii, haye maaarr giii , ghassse holli maroo , haayee hayee , edaa diyaa teriya waaaza naal hor baaki mreez preshaan ni houge ,

Saroj Aunty- hayee ohh rubbaaaaaa , mai ohh wale naste di gall nhi kar rahii , naale ohh nashta mai mahine ch ikko waar karwaaya karna mere ch nahi waah haiggi enni k dihaadi ch 2-2 vaar nashta karwawa ,

Karan- tu dihaadi di gall kardi hai , mai din de 12 ghntee ch 12 vaar karaya krna haii

Saroj Aunty- naaaa ji naaa rehmm kroo , 3 niyaane jmm k meri fuddi da fudda te pehlla e bnaya hoya hai , hunn ki tusii surungg bnaa denii haiii ,

Karan- haan surungg te bnounii hai , par pishlee paase , pishlaa raah bahut tight ajyyy , ennaa bol mai aunty di bundd ch chppaaa de dittaaa ,

Saroj Aunty- ahhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhh dekh lwega koiii .

Aunty mera hath bundd toh htoundi hoi ne kiha , enna gallan ch assi ghr de drwaje kol pahuch gye , mai door open karya te ander gye , aunty jandi rasoo ch wadd gyi te nashta bnoun laggi , mai laage soffe te beh aunty di hildi bund de nazare lainda gallan baata karn lagya ,

Karan- kasshi sukk gyi k nahiiii

Saroj Aunty- swaaah sukki haiii , puthhe kmm krwayi saare mere koll , enna bol aunty ne kmm karann laggii .

Mai aunty kol gya te pisheyo jake aunty nu jaffi pa lyi te gardnn te bull rakhh kiss karn laggya , aunty ne mainu pishe krde kiha , na kro plssssss

Karan- kyunn na krraa ?? tu meri navi naveli waife hai , tere naal nahi te ki teri kuddi naaal babbli naal krugaa ,

Saroj Aunty- chiiiiii , ohh hun tuhadi v kudi haii , tusi usde v te baapbann gye na mere naal vyaah krwa k

Karan-achha te eda matlb hun mainu babbli daddy aakh k bulaya krugi , dekhda jake hospital bhala akdi hai daddy , te je ohh na boli fer mai ohhnu aap aakhdu k huun mai tera daddy haan , teri maa naal vyaayi a mere .

Saroj Aunty- ammmm naaaaaaaaa ,, mjaak ch v na bol dena , izzat da kachhra ho jana a , nale tusi kal promise keeta c k kise nu kushh nhi pta challuga iss bare , saade dowa toh bina .
Mai aunty nu jaffi paayi hale v pishe khda c te aunty aggeh nasta tyaar kar rahi c , mai aunt de mumme ghutt dene kihaa ,
Karan- haan kiha te c , parr

Saroj Aunty- parrr

Karan- parrrr eh k kinni der ehh gall chupugi , naale yar lukk lukk k maza nahiii , mai te aakhda dass dyyiye sabb nu te ferr reejh naal jaddo marzi jithe marzi , jinne vaje marzii , fuddi maar sakde haannn , enna bol mai aunty de pisheyo ik khichhke ghassa maarya ,

Saroj Aunty- ahhhahhhhhh shaddo ki kar rahee hoo , dekhle mere geoo pai jana c hathh te ,

Karan- fer ki paijjuga te , raati fuddi choo v bathera geoo niklya terii heheh

Saroj Aunty- besharmmmmm ho bahut tusii ,

Khairr adhe ghnte ch aunty ne naastha tyaar keeta te , hospital cho same ohi time babli di v call aa gyi k kado ku aouna hai ,
aunty kiha bss adhe ghnte cha a rahe haan , edaa aunty paking karnn laggi te meri te aunty di kise concept nu laike thodi behass hoiii , taah aunty kehn laggi thikk a , karuggi maii

Karan- rehnde rehnde , ehh sirff kehn dii gall hai , kar te ni sakdi naaaa

Saroj Aunty- tusii shartt rakhlo , jo kahoge krugii ,

Karan- dekhle je tu haar gyii te ,, tenu karna paina eddaaa ,

Saroj Aunty- haan koi nahiii ,

Karan- challo thik hai fer , pehla tuuu paking karle saaari jdo ghro niklage , odo dasssuu thik hai ,

Saroj Aunty-okkkkkk

Aunty ne nashta pack keeta te asii hospital jaan lyi nikln lagge , aunty ne kiha hunn dasso mere pati parmeshrr jiii ki karna hai , rakhho shartt jo rakhni hai , jitugi te mai hiii ,

Karan- achha chall thik hai

Mai rasoyi ch gya te ikk andaa egg fadke liayada , aunty nu dikahaya , aunty hairani naal dekhdi pushdii eh egg da ki krna , mai aggeh hoya te aunty di salwaar da naala khollya , aunty di salvaar thalle dig gyii , mai fuddi te tinn unglaa rakhh fuddi nu nappya , mai feel kita k aunty di kasshi ajy v mere peshaab naal bhijji pyi c , mai ohh egg anuty nu dikhonde hoye aunty di kasshi vichh fuddi te sett karke rakhh ditta te kiha ,,,

Shartt ehhi hai k , ehh egg tuttna nahi chaida sham takk , je tutt gya te tuu shartt haar gyiii
Saroj Aunty- ohhh nahiiiiiiiiiiii , ehh galtt gall hai bahut risk hai , ehh te tuuutna hee hai ,

Karan- ohh sab mainu ni pta , tu kiha c jo marzi keh karn nu karuggii , chall hun kar , nakhre na kar , aunty kendi chall thik hai , manzzor , ena bol aunty ne kasshi thoddi thalle nu khiska lyi te kiha ,

Saroj Aunty- thoddi dhilli kar laini panty nhii te tuttt he jana a ,

Karan- jidda marzii sett krle , bss tuttna nhi chaidaaaa

Saroj Aunty- hmmmm okk
Aunty ne salwaar chukka te naala bnaaya , te fer assi donno hospital nashta laike chale gye , kashhi ch aamdda paaya hona karke aunty latta khol khol holi holi chall rahiic , kiteh annda tutt na jaawe , sahmne aunty di kudi babbli ne aounde dekhya te pushya ,
Ki hoya mummy edda kyu turr rahe hoo , aunty ne kiha kushh ni ohh thoda jakhmm jiha ho lattt te tah krkee , hor kushhhh nii ,

Karan- aunty jakhmm wagg nnaa jaawe , jakhm da paani sreer te jithe lag jawe hor jakhm ban janda ohthe ,

Aunty di kudi babbli kendi , haan sahi kiha ,

Aunty mere vall gusse te thodii muskaan nal dekhdi kendii , edde shetti ni wagg da ,
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