Fantasy Royal kareena kapoor ki shadi mumbai ke gatar saaf krne wala se

[Kaliya]

Kareena Kapoor bahut khush hoti hai sochti hai ki  kb se uss kalu ka mooh ni dekhna padega uss se wo Kalu aaya h yaha Mera mood kharab rhta tha  Kareena Kapoor Khan stairs  ki or Jaane lagti hai aur jab vah niche sidhiyon utar rahi thi to usne Dekha ki uski dining table per hai ek Uske tray rakhi thi Kareena Kapoor and Socha Ki chalo  ek baar us jaanwar ke haath ka juice Pi leti hu

((lekin Kareena Kapoor Khan ko kya pata tha iss aakhiri juice ka glass uske liye Kitni bdi kimat chukani hogi Kareena Kapoor Khan jisse is Waqt Itni Nafrat Karti Hai wo ukse ussi ghinone shahir ki deewani ho jayegi )





Phir kareena kapoor   dining table ki aur jakar centre wali kursi me baith jati h Kalu kitchen Se Chupke se dekh raha tha ki tabhi usko kareena  ne kalu. Ko awaaz  Lagaye



Kareena kapoor khan-- hey black dog come here 


Kalu  kitchen se nikalta h  aur usne poochha


 Kalu-- MeinSab aapane Mujhe Bulaya 


Kareena kapoor khan --. black dog your job time is now over now  you can go from here  

& don't again see you black face  u black pig 



Kalu Kahta Hai

Kalu-- memSahab mujhe kuchh Samajh Mein Nahin a raha kya kah rahi ho aap

 to Fir Kareena Kapoor ekadam Hasti Hui


 kahati Hai

Kareena kapoor khan ----( aggornace dekhate hue ).  U unillereate black dog Maine Tumse Kaha Suno Kale kutte ab se tumhe kam karne ki jarurat Nahin aur apni iss ghinoni Shakal  ko le  jakar yahan se abhi ISI Waqt turant nikal jao Kale kutte  gandi nadi ke ye sab  Kareena  kapoor khan ekadam Akad arrogance main kahati hai 


Kareena  kapoor khan  table per Baithi Jarur thi lekin abhi tak uska haath abhi Tak  us glass ki aur Nahin gaya tha isliye Kalu Uske Samne natak karta hai 

Kalu --memSahab Hamen yahan se mt nikal liya hamare pass   kaHi aur. Kam Nahin Hai 




Kareena kapoor khan --- (haste hue in attitude style) hey you black dog Tumhare Jaise logo ki jagah nali  hoti hai aur Mainne tumhe Mere  Swarg  jaise alishan ghar mein kaam  karne Diya uske liye Tumhen Mere Pairon ko pakad kar mera dhanyvad karna chahie


 lekin Khabardar Agar mere ko chhua bhi to Tumhare Jaise ghinone kale logo ki itni aukat ni ki mujhse dekh bhi sake chuuna to Bhot dur ki baat h




Kareena Kapoor Khan ke kahati hai  aur Kalu Samne table ke kinare Khada Hua sv sunta h
  Kareena Kapoor tabhi Apne Hath ko uss juice ke gilas ki taraf  ke jati h 

Kalu  tirchi nigaho se ye sb dekh raha tha kareena uss glass ko haatho me lekar  gol gol Ghumaati hai


 aur Kalu se kahati hai ki


Kareena kapoor khan --- itne Din Tumne kam Kiya  iske liye main Tumhen 2000 rupaye de sakti hun 


Kareena Kapoor Khan se kalu  kehta hai Mem Sahab itne Mein To Hamen Kahin Kamra kirae per bhi nahin milega


Jaha hum pehle rehte the uss Makan Malik Ne Hamare ghar ka kiraya  bhi 2500 rs kr diya h 


 Kareena Kapoor ekadam hanskar sochti hai ki Chhote Logon ki aukat hi hoti hai 


aur Kareena Kapoor Khan Kalu se kahati hai 





Kareena ---what only  2500 thousands 

you blacky itne Mein To Mere taimoor ke jute bhi nahin Aate Mere Taimur ke jute ke jitni bhi  Tumhari aukat ni


lekin Kareena Kapoor Khan ko yah Nahin Pata Tha Ki Yahi Chhota aadami  kalu Bihari  taimur ko bagal me rakh use Roj chodega  kareena roj chilayegi chikegi pr raham sabt kalu ke liye hi bana tha  aur taimoor ko yah Nahin Pata Hoga Ki  ye Bihari  hi Kareena Kapoor Khan ki  gand se  uske ghamnd ko utarega


aur FIR Uske bad Kareena Kapoor Khan juice ka ek sip leti Hai aur kehti h 


 Kareena kapoor --. Maine  Aaj Tak apni shooting ke aaspaas  bhot se kale log dekhe  maine South India me bhi bahut se log Dekhe Kale

 lekin main yah Baat dawe se keh sakti hoon ki tum UN sabse jyada hi Kale dikhte Ho kaun si cream lgte ho kale hone ki itne black pig jaise dikhte ho jo  aur Kareena Kapoor Jor jor se Haste hue ek aur sip Leti Hai 






aisa lagta hai ki tumhare  purwaj  Jarur Africa se hoge Kyunki Aisi Shakal Africa mein hi milati hai aur Kareena Kapoor fir se hasne Lagti Hai pata nahin use  kya ho raha tha ki vah Kalu ki Itni bezzati karne