Fantasy Royal kareena kapoor ki shadi mumbai ke gatar saaf krne wala se

[Kaliya]

Phir agale Din Subah hoti  jo Kalu ki Jindagi ko badalne wala Din tha Kalu Bunglow ki  aur jata hai aur vahan darvaja kholta hai aur vahan Se wo kitchen Mein Chala Jata Hai vah dekhta hai ki ghadi Mein 8:00 Baje wale hain aur FIR fridge ki aur jata hai aur vahan se us juice wale pack ko nikalta hai aur use Bagal Mein Ek Kanch ka gilas lata hai aur uske bad Apne pajami Ke Nade ko dheela kr deta  hai aur uska pajama uski Kali Tango se hota hua niche GirJata Hai Uske bad Apne kacche ko Apne ghutno  Tak utarta  hai aur 


Phir vah apne donon Hathon ko apni land ki jhanto. ki kone ki  le jata h lekin wo Khul Nahin rahi thi Kyunki vahan per Kuchh jyada hi mail jama  hua tha



 aur FIR Kalu kaise taise uss baal ki jadh me haath pauch pata h  phir kalu us jadh me jor lgata h baal todne ke liye   lekin kalu ko  usi pal   wo uske sharir ka sabse najuk hissa hota  h to use bahut Dard hota hai lekin Kalu Sochta Hai Ki thoda dArd seh le kalu kyuki   Fir Uske bad To uss rajkumari ko Sara Dard sehna Hoga Mera aur FIR  kalu ke jhante ka ek baal tut jata h  call Tut Jata Hai Aur FIR kalu dekhta hai  baal pr Kuchh kala kala Mail laga hua tha Jo Kalu ke upar Bhi yani kalu ke gnade haatho pr lag gaya tha  darasal wo



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 Kalu ki Dhul Mitti mail gandigi se jami hue Ek Parat thi


FIR Uske pass Kalu us baal ko do Hisso  mein Tod deta hai aur uske bad kalu kitchen Mein jata hai glass mein thoda sa Pani leta hai aur use Baat Ko Apne Munh Mein wo baal Dal deta hai aur Pani ko pi leta Hai Kalu ko ekadam kadwa Sa Laga tha uska to ulti ka man hua  lekin usne Kaise taise control Kiya Kyunki Aakhir Sawal Kareena Kapoor Khan ka tha  jo Hindustan ke Har EK Land Ka moot nikalwati thi Uske pass kalu us  dusre Ke Tukde ko us juice wale glass mein Dala aur gilas mein usne juice ke packet se  juice daal bhar diya  ka aur vah  baal ka tukda uss juice ke bich me ghumne lga   aur usne Dekha ki ghadi Mein 9 bajne   Wale Hain 


FIR kalu Socha chalo uss Rajkumari Ko utha  diya jaye kyuki  ki aaj ke bad  mai Uske us alishan  Bistar par us  ke sath mein roj souga aur vah Khud Mujhe uthayegi



 aur FIR Uske bad Kalu Upar ki aur Jane lagta hai aur vah FIR vah FIR darvaje ke pass pahunchta hai aur andar Awaaz lagata Hai Mem Sahab Sahab memshab



  Aur wo darvaje ko do teen knock Karta Hai Aur FIR Uske bad Kareena ki ekadam nind Tutti  Hai Aur FIR kareena kapoor k khan ko bhot gussa aata hai Kyunki vah bahut hi gehri Nind Mein so rahi thi



 Aur vah kahati Hai

 Kareena kapoor khan--what the fuck you black dog why you disturbing me 


aur FIR Kareena Kapoor Hindi mein kahati hai  kale kutte Kyon  Mujhe uthaya Itna jor se bolati hai


 Kalu ko lagta hai

 ki yah randi abhi   bhi gussa h


  Kalu kehta h 
Kalu- memSab niche juice  Rakha Hai juice Pi lijiyega aur FIR Kareena Kapoor kahati hai  

Kareena kapoor khan--nikal yahan se kale kutte 



( Ye baat to aapko sabko pta h Kareena Kapoor Jo Apne ghamand Ke Liye Hi Jaani jaati thi Bollywood mein )

Lekin wo Vimla  se Thodi Si jud  Gai Thi lekin Jab Se uski mom yani Babita Kapoor ne use  Oberoi family ke  kisse ke bare  bataya tha use  in  Chhote logo se kuch zyada hi nafrat  Ho Gai Thi khaskar Kale Logon se 



Uske bad kalu Niche Jata Hai Lekin vah Apne man mein bol raha tha aur apne land ko sehla rha tha  use boht gussa aaa rha tha Kyunki uski Aisi bezati Kabhi Nahin hui thi  wo Kah Raha Tha ki Kuchh ghante aur Ruk Ja kutiya  Agar Tujhse Apne land ka sara Mal saaf nahin karaya   To Mera naam bhi karu Nahin Chahe Teri Maut hi  Kyon Na Ho Jaaye lekin Tere goore mooh  ko ab main apna  maldar Land Ka Ghar Banaunga



uska mood aaj   jyada hi kharab hai Kyunki  wo 1 minut bhi kalu ko Apne Ghar per Naukari per Rakhna Nahin chahti thi 


Ab kareena  pahle wala Roop Laut aaya tha the Kareena Kapoor Khan  the attitude queen 


aur uske bad Kareena Kapoor  ph uthati h aur ek call milati hai aur vah call Amrita Arora ko milati hai 






 Amrita arora -- Bebo WhatsAp kaise h tu 
to Fir Kareena Kapoor kehti hai

Kareena Kapoor -- (dhe