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Kalu niche aata hai kitchen mein aur FIR Uske bad sochta hai ki aaj raat  Kareena Kapoor Khan ki Gulabi choot Mein Mera Bihari lauda Jarur Chalaa jayega


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(Note -- aap bol ek baat bhul gaye ki Harya use Ek Mantra bolane ko bhi Kaha Tha lekin Kalu Ko Mantra bolna bhul gaya tha)


 aur vahin dusri Taraf Kareena Kapoor Kahan Ke room mein Kareena ko Hosh aata hai aur khadi hoti hai aur apne Sar Ko pakad li hai aur kahati hai ki mera Sar Mein Kyon dard ho raha hai Tango me pata nahin Kuchh Ajeeb Sa lagta hai lekin uska Dhyan use ki fati Hui  salwar ki aur ni jata

aur FIR Kareena Kapoor Khadi hoti hai aur apne ko theek karti hai aur FIR Uske baad vo dekhti ghadi Mein 7:00 baj gaye hain aur FIR niche vah kitchen ki aur jaati hai aur vahan per Jaate hi vah kahati hai hey kalu black dog come and take my dinner 




kareena ko pata nahin kya hua tha vah ekadam se Aise Andaaz mein baat karne Lagi samajh Nahin aaya aur 


Kalu bola ki mem  Sahab aapane kya kaha mujhe samjh ni aaya

 to Kareena Kapoor Khan kahati Hai Ki take it my dinner now 

Kalu ko samajh Nahin a raha tha ki Kareena kya kah rahi hai 

tu kareena hindi me kahati hai Mere Liye Mera dinner Yahan lakar rakh kale kutte Kareena  ko pta Nahin kya hua tha vah aise baat kar rahi thi aur 

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FIR Kallu kya hua apna kala Munh Lekar kitchen Mein jata hai vah sochta hai ki uss hariya ki to  gand Maar Lunga usne mujhe chutiya Banaya 


Kalu kitchen set aata hai vo table per saled  Rakh deta hai khana khane lagti hai ki tabhi vah Dekhti Hai Ki vah salad mein kuch Gira hua tha Kareena Kapoor ko ekdum se pata nahin kya hota hai vah use plate ko Apne Hathon se dur dakhel deti hai aur Sara salad niche Gir jata hai aur FIR Kalu se Kareena Kehti h ki hai ki

 U  black dog my moms says right you are low class people always into the foot 

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Kareena Kapoor phir hindi me kahati hai kahati hai tum Chhote Logon Ko Hamesha apni jooti ki NOK pr Rakhna chahie Aise Koi khana Lata hai black dog


 Kal se yaha kam karne ki koi jarurat Nahin Hai kal Apna Saman Lekar Chale Jana   kale began si shakal ke

(Kareena kapoor khan Aisa behave isliye kar rahi thi Kyunki uski mom yani ki babita Kapoor Ne   use btaya tha  Aise Chhote Logon ke bare mein

 Isliye use Nafrat Si Ho Gai Thi  inn Chhote Logon se  khaskar Kalu Jaisa aadami ko dekh  ke. 
Aisa nahin hai ki Kareena Kapoor Khan ko in Logon Se Koi lagav tha yani ki in Chhote Logon se lekin Jab Se vah pregnancy mein Gai Thi Tab Se uske andar ki ek maa Jag Gai thi isliye ine logon ko thoda sa lagav ho gaya tha lekin Jab aaj uski mom  yani Ki babita Kapoor ne  kareenaKapoor Khan ko uska roop  yaad dilaya Jab wo Itni Ghamandi or attitude Mein Rehti thi ab bhi  wo gym ya shopping ke liye public Mein Jaya karti thi to vahan ke Aam log use Aise ghurte the jaise ki vah Kitni Badi Rajkumari Ho Kareena Kapoor samajhti thi in Chhote Logon ke pass nahi to Koi Daulat hoti hai aur na hi dikhne Mein Khubsurat hote hain na inke six packs hote hain 

Aur dikhne me black dogs jaise ekadam hote h  UN log  ko Hamesha Apne Se Dur Rakhna chahie 
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Aaj Kareena Kapoor Khan Ka Aisa Roop Dekhkr kalu  ekkadam se dar Gaya ki yah to sach mein koi bahut badi Rajkumari Hai Jo Bhi Mujhe Aisa dant rahi hai aur uske bad kalu ne Apna Sar Jhukhaya  Rakha  Kareena Kapoor use Sunati Rahi English mein bol rahi thi isliye Kalu ko kuch samajh Nahin a raha tha aur FIR Kareena Kapoor Kahane Lagi Sun  Kale Baigan  kuch kaam na hi h tu






 Kalu ka man kr rha tha ki kareena kapoor khan ke Munh Mein Dal De  11 inch ke land aur Uske garden me fasa de apna saap  pr Kalu  kareena Kapoor Khan ki baat Sunta Raha

 aur Kareena Kapoor kahati Hai Tumhare Jaise Kale  logo ko is Mumbai shahar Mein Aana hi nahin chahie pata  ni government Tum jaiso Ko Yahin per Aane Kaise  Deti Hai 


Kareena Kapoor Khan phir kahati hai Get away from here


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 FIR Kareena Kapoor Upar ki aur Bhag Jaati Hai Lekin Kallu ko Aaj Apne bahut gussa a raha tha  Itna jalil wo Kabhi Jindagi Mein Aaj Tak Nahin hua