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[Kaliya]

Uske bad Kalu se  Hariya Kehta Hai Ki Tujhe iska kya karna h 

Hariya se  kalu Kahta Hai Ki Meri Biwi Mujhe Daru Peene ke Aur Kisi Kaam ke paise Nahin Deti isse main  use apne Vash Mein kar lunga aur paise le liya Karunga aur mere ghar mein Uske bad Koi Ladai jhagada Nahin hoga 


 Kalu  ne Kaha




Hariya ko lga kalu  sahi  keh raha hai aur FIR hariya badhiya  insan tha kyuki hariya jaanta tha ki kalu apni biwi ko bHot marta tha isliye wo uski baat mAn leta h pr hariya kalu  se kehta  hai ki is Vidhi ka galat  istemal mt
  karna  air kalu han Mera Hila Deta Hai 



FIR Kalu ko hariya batata Hai Ki is Vidhi ka istemal yani ki prakriya to tu samajh Hi Gaya Hai FIR ko Hariya  kalu se Kahta Hai Ki  mai tujhe wo mantra Bata deta hun jisse Tujhe Uske Sar per Hath Rakh kar bolna hai 


Kalu hariya ko wo mantra bata deta h   uske bad Kalu is mantra ko acchi Tarah Yad kar leta hai FIR donon baten karne Lagte Hain aur 


Lekin hariya kalu ek baat bhot dyan se Kahta Hai Ki is Baat Ka Dhyan rakhen ki agar Uske Sharir per wo Nishan hat Gaya to vah Tere Vash Mein Dobara Kabhi Nahin aaega kalu is Baat Ko Dhyan se Sunta Hai Aur Uske bad donon sharab pine lgte h


 aur FIR Kalu kehta hai ki ab Mujhe Chalna chahiye aur FIR Kalu vahan se yani ki aur gandi Basti Mein se nikal kar jata hai Kareena Kapoor Khan ke bungalow  ki taraf


 Jane ki  liye kalu auto leta hai vah auto Mein baitha hai aur vahan se  chala jata hai 


aur jab vah market Se Ja Raha Tha to vahan per hone mein MCD ka koi worker deewaro pr painting banaa raha tha aur diwaron per Kuchh likh raha tha Uske pass Ek Chhoti Si Botal us me Mein kala paint tha aur usse  likh raha tha




 Kalu Ne Dekha paint to Vahi paint hai jo  kai saalo tk deewaro se chutta Nahin Hai uske  Man Mein Ek Idea aaya aur usne use paint ko  worker yanipainter se kaha  ki Uske ghar mein purani cycle hai use paint karna chahta hai  



worker  me poccha Kaun Hai be Tu 

Kalu ne kaha ki main Bihar Se  hu Mujhe  majdoori ke liye dor dor  Jana padta hai aur mere paas ek cycle hai mujhe Uske paint ke liye thoda sa de do  worker ne thoda sa paint use de diya





aur uske bad kalu ne use apni kacchi me  rakh liya aur FIR vah vahan se Jaane Laga Kareena Kapoor Khan ke bangle ke bahar pahunch gaya 


 Kapooro ke swarg me  yani ghar mein Gaya Kareena Kapoor Khan  gym me thi kyuki music Ki Awaaz Suni to use Laga Ki vah Sali Kutiya randi Abhi Apne Gym Mein Hogi 


  aur uske bad  kalu  kitchen Mein Kam Karne Laga kareena kb uper  Upar Chali Gai Kalu ko pata nahin Chala aur FIR Uske bad Kalu kitchen Mein uske liye salad kaatne me busy tha aur tabhi Upar Se Kuchh zor se chillane  ki awaaz Aati Hai  cockroach...       ....


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Kalu ne ye  Suna ki Kya Hua Upar ki or jata hai aur kareena ke room ke saamne jate use baat Yad aati hai ki uski Patni Vimla Ne Mana kiya tha ki upar wale Kamre Mein yani ki kareena kapoor Khan ke Kamre Mein Na Jana lekin Jab usne apni Awaaz Suni to vah jaldi se Bhag Kar Gaya Use Kuchh samajh Nahin Aaya usne Jaise hi darvaja khola to usne Dekha ki Kareena Kapoor Khan niche besosh Padhi hui thi



ki tabhi Kalu ke pair ke pass Ek se ek cockroach gujra  aur Kalu ko laga ye rajkumari ek cockroach se dar Gai Agar mera mera kala saap dekhegi  to uski kya Halat Hogi aur fir usne Dekha ki Kareena Kapoor ne ek Punjabi  suit pehna hua tha agar koi aam aadmi use ROYAL BEGAM KAREENA KAPOOR KHAN. Aise behosh milti toh  to wo jarur  Kareena Kapoor Khan ka aaj bang kar deta lekin Kalu  ko kareena  kapoor ka bang Agar karna Hota To kab ka kar deta Hua lekin kalu  Kareena Kapoor Khan ko apni  banana Chahta tha




Jo kal tk namumkin tha lekin Aaj hAriya se milane ke bad use Ek Rah Jarur Dikhai di thi ki yah Gori Rajkumari Mujh Jaise Kale aur  ghinone Bihari ko bhi    ban sakti h ( aapko bta du Kallu  Kalu Anpadh gawar aadami tha  zyada Chalak bhi  nahin tha pr Kismat uski Meherban Thi use per Puri )






 Kareena Kapoor Khan ne is waqt ek suit yani ki Patiala salwar pahan Rakhi thi  jo  Lal colour Ki Thi Aur Kareena Ka


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