Fantasy Royal kareena kapoor ki shadi mumbai ke gatar saaf krne wala se

[Kaliya]

 To fir  vimla  kehti h Nahin Nahin Rahane dijiye main Aaram kar lungi aur Ek tube Hai mere pass  Dard ki  Mein use Laga lugi 

Aur vimla kehti h  mujhe aisa lagta hai main Jyada der Khade hokar Kam Nahin kar paungi to Fir Kareena Kapoor kahati hai ki aap is Baat Ki Chinta mat kijiye Apne Kamre Mein jakar aaram kijiega aur Kalu ko kah dijiyega kitchen ka kaam kar de aap pahle acchi Tarah theek ho jaaiye FIR aap kam karne ke liye aana

Kareena   Vimla se kahati hai 




aur Vimla sochti h  ki  ki uski malkin Kitni acchi hai


 Aur vimla dhire dhire Ghar Se Bahar jakar servant room ki or Jaati Hai  aur kareena kapoor Upar Kamre Ki aur jaati hai aur souchti hai ki uski mom Kitni vaise buri h wo in Chhote Logon Ko Insan hi Nahin samajhti Unki Bhi To Kuchh feeling hoti hai Kareena Kapoor ki mom ne usse Jo baten Kahin Thi vah Kuchh had Tak Sahi thi kareena ko  Aage  ye samajh mein aaega 


FIR Uske bad kalu  Apne servant quarter mein  gya aur usne apni patni ke parsh se 100 ke 4 Note likal le
Aur  BungLow mein se bahar ki aur Nikal Gaya aur Mumbai ke bandra station ke pass jakar aur uske Bagal Mein Ek gandi Si Basti thi aur vah vahan per Gaya ek nAALI ke kinare ki jhopdi mein Ki ore Gaya aur FIR Jab vah andar Gaya vah darvaja khatkhata



darvaja khatkhata Ja Tu Darwaza ke andar kalu ke Bihar ki hi ek dost tha  Jab Darwaza khola to usne Kaha kahan gaya Kalu aaj kis randi ko chodne ke liye sande ka tel le ja raha hai to Kalu Kahta Hai Aisa Kuchh Nahin Hai Apne Mujhe andar to Bula kutte aur FIR Dono andar baith gaye aur FIR Hariya ek desi yani ki ek sasti Sharab ki Botal Kholi aur donon mein ek peg liya aur FIR Kalu ne kaha ki yaar aaj Main Jab road se a raha tha to Maine Ek heroine ka photo Dekha Sali ki photo ki usmein dekh kar mera Main Aag land me Lag Gaye to Hariya ne kaha ki uska kiska  photo Dekha Tune to usne kaha ki Vahi sali Vahi Jo is Mumbai mein unke bahut bada Khandan hai  kareena Kapoor ka

(Jaisa ki aap sab log Jante Hain Ki Kareena Kapoor ko Kaun Nahin Jaanta tha Har ek bihariyon ke land Mein To Aag laga rakhi thi  isliye Bihar ka Har Har Ek Bihari Kareena Kapoor ko Apne land ki rakhel   banana chshta tha)

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Kalu Ne hariya ko yah Nahin bataya ki usne Kareena Kapoor ko dekha real me Aur  wo uske bungalow me mein hi Rah raha hai Kyunki Kalu kisi pr bhi Bharosa Nahin Karta Tha aur vah bahut hi Chalak tha (Bata Dun ki Kalu aur Hariya ki dosti Ek randikhane Mein hui thi aur   randikhane Mein yah donon Ek randi ko ek Sath chodte The Isliye ine donon Dosti Itni gehri Ho Gai thi)



Hariya ne kaha uss bahan ki Lodi Ka To Main Bhi Deewana hun kutiya gAnd dikha rhi thi uss gaane me man Karta Hai saali ki gaand lohe kaha sariya fasa Dun 


 TbhiHairya ko phone aata hai aur Hariya phone per Kahta Hai Ki Ham ke 2000 rupya chahie Varna Ham to vah bhi Din Nahin paate Hariya Kehta Hai Ki Ham to Hamara kam Karte lekin usse pahle Hamare account mein 2000 rupya Jama kara aur FIR Hua phone Kat deta hai ki kalu sochta ki  Hariya kisse baat kar raha hai






Fir Hariya jata hai ki Jis aadmi ka phone aaya tha
 In bihari language
 use apni Premika ke shadi  karna tha Kyunki Uske Premika ek bahut Bade Ghar Ki Ladki Hai Lekin Uske Ghar wale uski shaadi Kahin aur kara rahe hain wo aadMi uss ladki ko Apne Hathon  yani ki apne vas me krna chahta h isliye mujhse wo ek vidhi (विधि) pocch rha tha  
Phir hariya  ne kalu se  kahan ki aisi kaun si विधि hai
Hariya Kalu per bahut Vishwas Karta Tha Kyunki Hariya Ka Is Duniya Mein Koi Nahin tha isliye vah Kalu se apni Har Baat Ko btaya Karta Tha Kalu se hariya Kahta Hai Ki jisko apne Vash Mein karna hai uske Sharir ke Ek Hisse per ek nishan  banana Hoga aur uss nishan ko apne Sharir ke Hisse  banana Hoga aur use Nishan ko banane ke bad Insan ke Mathe per hath rakhkar hoga aur ek mantra badbadana hoga 3 baar  to  vah Insan tumhare har baat manega aur  vash  Mein ho jayega aur


 wo  Jab tak vash me  Rahega jab tak vah Nishan Nahin Mit Jata  dyan rhe wo nishan sirf tum aur wo hi dekh sakte aur koi ni warna ye का