Fantasy Royal kareena kapoor ki shadi mumbai ke gatar saaf krne wala se

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lekin Jab Kalu Apne Upar mugge se Pani Dal raha tha to Uske Sharir ke upar Ka sara mal  jakar uski jhanto mein ghus raha tha aur vah Vahi Atak gaya tha aur FIR Kalu ne apne kharche ko Utara aur use pagal wale pedh par daal Diya


 yani ki kamai Ke Niche  ke Pani dala tha lekin wahan par usne apni Tango Tak ek do mughe pani se saaf kiya tha aur uske Sharir ke upar ki sari gandi ki uski jaton ke Beech Mein Chali Gai Thi Aur FIR thodi der vaise hi Khada Raha aur dhup Tej thi isliye uska Sara pani shukh gya  aur jo Uske Sharir ke upar Ki Gandigi thi wo uske Jhantoo me  jm gyi thi uske baad kalu  vah   Bagal Mein Rakhe Apne Pajama ko utaya aur pehna aur Upar Se shirt Dali aur vahan Se Chala Gaya 



Upar Se  Khidki Se Kareena Kapoor trademill se yah sab apni Aankhon Se dekh rahi thi aur vah ekadam Aise Khadi Ho Gai jaise ki vah koi bhudh ho aur FIR Uske bad Kareena Kapoor Dekha ki uski trademill ruk gai hai lekin  kab ruki use pta hi ni chala aur FIR vah vahan se niche Utari aur bed ki taraf Gai aur vahan  sar pakad liya aur Lagi yah kya dekh rahi thi main


Use  apne aap per bahut hi gussa a raha hai to aur FIR vah bathroom ki aur Bhagi aur usne vahan basbesin mein kai baar  (ulti yaa)vomiting ki Kyunki usne Aisa najara apni life mein Aaj Tak Nahin Dekha Tha 


FIR Kareena Ne Bagal Mein Rakhe mouthwash ko uthaya aur do teen bar Kulla kara aur vah Thodi Si normal Hui

FIR Kareena Kapoor Apne bathtub ke nal ko chalu kiya aur bathtub Mein Pani  Bharne lga wo  Koi normal Pani Nahi  tha kareena kapoor us Pani ko Har Hafte ek company se magwati thi aur use bath jake tank me load kr jate the us Pani Mein Rose ki Sugandh yani (Rose water) aur usne Bahut Si Aisi chij Mili hoti Thi Jo skin ke liye bahut hi jyada labhadayak hoti thi Kareena uss tub Mein kam se kam 30 minut tak baath leti thi isi Karan uska Sharir uss age (umer) me Itni Itni young dikhti Thi

( Aapko bta du kareena kapoor khan ki umar 33 saal h aur kalu ki 54 saal)

FIR Kareena Kapoor bedroom ki aur Gai aur apne vahan mein Draw se ek packet nikala wo packet Koi imported packet  tha yani Ki vah videshon Se Aaya Tha aur fir usne use packet Ko Le jakar bathroom ki aur Gai aur usne use packet ko khola aur us packet Ke Andar Se Chote Chote  gulab ke pattiya    thi

aur usne UN pattiyon ko liya aur vahan per bathtub mein Dal Diya

Un pattiyo se Aisa lag raha thi ki Jaisi vah abhi Kuchh der pahle hi pack  Hui ho Kyunki vah packet ekadam imported tha  uske andar Hawa Nahin Ja sakti Thi Aur vah UN pattiyon ko  store kr Rakhta tha aur FIR Kareena Kapoor Ne use packet ko Sara us bathtub mein khol diya aur vah sari partiyon bathtub ke upar bich  Gai  



aur uske bad Jaise hi Kareena Kapoor  bathtub me jaane ke liye apni Ek pair uthati h to wo ruk jaati hai aur  bagal me lge bade  wallmirror  Ke Samne Jaati Hai to Dekhti Hai aur apne Jism ko dekh kar Apne man

 mein pata nahin kya badbadati hai aur vah kahati hai ki  mai Kitni Khubsurat tu Mujhmein per Fida ho jaega 

 aur FIR Kareena Kapoor Apni Jhango per hath pherti rahti hai aur kahati hai ki Meri Jhango to Dekho Kitni Sundar aur Mulayam gori  Hai Aur wo kalu  O MY GOD!!!!!! black dog

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 Uska Sharir Ka Aisa Koi  Jagah ni jaha prkalapan Na Ho aur FIR vah kahati hai ki Aise Kale kAluto ki jagah tu Chidiyaghar me Mein hoti hai aur Jor jor se hansne Lagti Hai use pata nahin Kyon Kalu se apne aapko compare kar rahi thi 

(aap log to Jante Hain Ki kahan Kareena Kapoor Khan the royal Kapoor family aur kahan Kalu jaisa  ganda Galich ghinona Insan.  
Kalu ke baad kuch ni tha siwaye uske kale land ke lekin kalu apne me bhi ni soch sakta tha ki ek din kareena kapoor uske land ki itni ghulam ko jayegi wo usse dusri shadi karegi aur apni kapoor family ki har ladies ko uske land ke nicche lane me apna कर्तव्य yani पत्नीधर्म samjhegi