28-08-2019, 01:56 AM
Kareena Ne Kalu ki Shakal Dekhi vah ekadam kali thi Jaise uski Shakal per Kisi Ne Kala paint kar rakha Ho aur FIR Uske bad Kareena ne Kalu ke pure Sharir Ko Dekha aur uski Upar Se niche Halat Dekhi to Kareena ko laga yah kaisa aadami hai Aise aadami se shaadi ki vimla ji ne iski Shakal hi aisi hai koi bhi se dekh kar Dar Jaega lekin Kareena Ne jaise taise apne aap ko control Kiya Varna vah Aise aadami Ko To Apne Samne Khadi bhi hone Nahin dete Kyunki vah Vimla ki bahut care krti thi isliye usne Kalu Jaise taise Apne Samne bardasht Kiya aur Kalu kitchen se gallary ki or a raha tha to Kareena ki naak Mein Ek Ajeeb Si boo aae vah Kalu ke Sharir mein se a rahi thi jaise ki AAP Sab Jante Hain Kalu Jo Aksar kbhi kbhi nahata tha isiliye Uske Sharir mein se Aisi Dua thi thi
Kalu Jab Kareena sofe prBaithe hue dekha aur vah apni Jhang pr jhang ko Chadha kar Baithi Thi aur uski jhangge Aisi lag rahi thi ki Jaise vah ekadam doodh se saaf hui ho uski Jhangee per Ek bhi Nishan nahin tha aur jo Kachi Thi vah uski Jangee pr chut aur Jhangee Se thoda sa niche Thi uski sari taange ekadam vax Kari hui thi aur usne Kareena ko Dekha To Uske to Abhi Tak samajh Nahin a raha tha ki kareena kapoor ko dekh rha h
kul milakar Kalu Se kAreena ko ghinnnnn a rahi thi lekin vah sirf Bimla ki vajah se Kalu jaise ghinone aadmi ko Apne Samne Bardaasht kar rahi thi
Kareena Kapoor-- aapka naam kya hai
aur Kalu jawab deta hai ki mera naam Kalu hai
kareena Kapoor-- (ekadam Apne man mein hansti hai ki Kalu yah Bhi Kya Kisi Ka Naam ho sakta hai lekin vah Sabke Samne Chahe hone Nahin Deti)
aur FIR Kareena Kapoor puchti hai ki aap kya karte hain to Fir kalu Kahta Hai Ki Main Yahi Mumbai mein Chhota Mota kam Karta Hun To fir Kareena Kapoor kahati Hai
Kareena-- Piche wale gatar Shayad Kuchh Atak Gaya Hai Aap usKi Safai kar sakte hain to Kalu Kahta Hai Ji Mem Sahab main kar dunga to Fir Kalu kehta hai aur apni gardan han ke jaise hi leta hai to Kareena kahati hai ki ok chalo Vimla jakar inhen Piche wala gatar dikha do aur han ek baat suno jab tak vah gatar saaf ni hota hai yah tumhare sath Tumhare hi servant quarter Mein Rah sakte hain Kareena Kapoor Khadi hoti hai aur Upar ki aur Kamre Ki aur Jane Lagti Hai Jo vah sidhiyon se upar ki aur apne Kadam Badha rahi thi to uski gand Aage Piche aur Upar Neeche hil rahi thi Kallu Tirchi Najar se dekhta hai to bus Uske Munh Mein Pani hi a Jata Hai Uska man to kar raha tha ki vah Jaaye aur kareena Kapoor ki Gand Mein Apna Munh ghusa de
Kalu Jab Kareena sofe prBaithe hue dekha aur vah apni Jhang pr jhang ko Chadha kar Baithi Thi aur uski jhangge Aisi lag rahi thi ki Jaise vah ekadam doodh se saaf hui ho uski Jhangee per Ek bhi Nishan nahin tha aur jo Kachi Thi vah uski Jangee pr chut aur Jhangee Se thoda sa niche Thi uski sari taange ekadam vax Kari hui thi aur usne Kareena ko Dekha To Uske to Abhi Tak samajh Nahin a raha tha ki kareena kapoor ko dekh rha h
kul milakar Kalu Se kAreena ko ghinnnnn a rahi thi lekin vah sirf Bimla ki vajah se Kalu jaise ghinone aadmi ko Apne Samne Bardaasht kar rahi thi
Kareena Kapoor-- aapka naam kya hai
aur Kalu jawab deta hai ki mera naam Kalu hai
kareena Kapoor-- (ekadam Apne man mein hansti hai ki Kalu yah Bhi Kya Kisi Ka Naam ho sakta hai lekin vah Sabke Samne Chahe hone Nahin Deti)
aur FIR Kareena Kapoor puchti hai ki aap kya karte hain to Fir kalu Kahta Hai Ki Main Yahi Mumbai mein Chhota Mota kam Karta Hun To fir Kareena Kapoor kahati Hai
Kareena-- Piche wale gatar Shayad Kuchh Atak Gaya Hai Aap usKi Safai kar sakte hain to Kalu Kahta Hai Ji Mem Sahab main kar dunga to Fir Kalu kehta hai aur apni gardan han ke jaise hi leta hai to Kareena kahati hai ki ok chalo Vimla jakar inhen Piche wala gatar dikha do aur han ek baat suno jab tak vah gatar saaf ni hota hai yah tumhare sath Tumhare hi servant quarter Mein Rah sakte hain Kareena Kapoor Khadi hoti hai aur Upar ki aur Kamre Ki aur Jane Lagti Hai Jo vah sidhiyon se upar ki aur apne Kadam Badha rahi thi to uski gand Aage Piche aur Upar Neeche hil rahi thi Kallu Tirchi Najar se dekhta hai to bus Uske Munh Mein Pani hi a Jata Hai Uska man to kar raha tha ki vah Jaaye aur kareena Kapoor ki Gand Mein Apna Munh ghusa de