Romance Girls' college — by Shakespeare002

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Shamsher ka mood tannaya hua tha wah anjali ke pahloo mein jane ka raat tak ka wait nahi kar sakta tha. Usne kapde badle aur anjali ke pass pahunch gaya. 
Udhar disha vani ko neeche le gayi. Vani ne kaha "didi upar kitni thhand thi. Itni meethi neend aayi ki bus puchho hi mat. Main to raat ko wahin soungi" 
"tu pagal hai kya? dekh mama mami ko bilkul pata nahi chalna chahiye ki tu upar so gayi thi. Warna wo hamein kabhi upar nahi jane denge" disha ne usko samjhate huye kaha. 
"kyun didi?" vani ne achraj se poochha. 
"dekh main tujhe detail mein to bata nahi sakti. Lekin itna samajh le ki badi hone par ladki ko apna khyal rakhna chahiye. Ladkon ke paas akele nahi rahna chahiye" disha ne kaha. 
Vani: par tum to hamesha kahti ho ki abhi main chhoti hoon. To main badi kaise huyi. 
Disha: haan vaise to tum chhoti ho par... 
Disha ko samajh nahi aa raha tha vo vani ko kaise bataye ki vo kis lihaj se badi ho gayi hai.
"bus tu itna samajh le ki main hum donon ke bhale ke liye kah rahi hoon" 
Vani ke mann mein apraadh bodh aa gaya,"to didi maine kuchh galat kar diya" 
wah roni surat banakar boli. 
Disha: nahi vani, tune kuchh galat nahi kiya. Bus itna samajh le ghar walon ko bahar ke ladkon ke sath hamara rahna bura lagega. 
Vani: lekin didi! Sir kounsa bahar ke hain, wo to apne hain na! 
Disha ne vani ko apni chhati se chipka liya. Shamsher ka chehra uske samne ghum gaya,"haan chhutaki, sir to apne hi hain." 
Uski aankhon se aansoo tapak pade. Shamsher ke aane ke baad disha mein jameen aasman ka farq aa gaya tha. Ladke roopi makkhiyon ko apni naak par na baithne dene wali disha aaj shamsher ki dasi ho chali thi. Uske bhi mann mein tha ki wo shamsher ko vani ki tarah hi sine se chipka le. Dinon din uska khumar badhta hi ja raha tha. Usko ab bhi ye mahsoos hota tha ki sir usse naraj hain aur usko gussail ladki samajhte hain. Isiliye to mujhse iss tarah baat nahi karte jaise auron se karte hain. Usko kya maloom tha shamsher bhi usi ki mala jap raha hai aajkal. 
Nirmla ke aane ke baad jab vani sir ko. chay dene gayi to sir wahan nahi mile. Vani ka bhi sir ke bagair dil nahi lagta tha. Par jis baat ko usko mummy papa se chhupana thha, wahi baat uske mann mein baith gayi. 
Wah jan-na chahti thi ki ais kyun hai ki bahar ke ladkon ke paas nahi jana chahiye. Par kisi ne usko nahi bataya. Ye to manav ka swabhav hai ki jis baat se usko roka jaye, wahi karne mein usko anand milta hai. 

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Raat ko kareeb 7:00 baje shamsher wapas aaya. Anjali ki to wah khujali mita kar aaya tha par uski bhookh badhti hi ja rahi thi. Rotiyon ki bhookh mithayi khane se kum nahi hoti. Wo to ab disha ka bhookha thha. Thhodi der neeche mama mami ke sath baithkar wah upar chala gaya. Vani bhi sath hi chali gayi. Uske mummy papa ko ab kisi baat ki chinta nahi thi. Shamsher ki taraf se to wo disha ka liye bhi nishchint thhey. Disha shayad isiliye ghabrati thi kyunki uske mann mein chor tha...pyar ka chor.....shamsher! 
Neeche se jab vani ko khane ke liye aawaj aayi to shamsher ne kaha — "ja vani meri roti upar hi bhej dena aur tu jakar padhayi kar le." 
Vani: nahi! Aaj mein padhungi nahi; kal sunday hai, khoob soungi! 
Shamser: thheek hai so jana; pahle mera khana to de ja. 
Vani: ok sir! Vani ne neeche jakar kaha,"sir khana upar manga rahe hain! Unki tabiyat kharab hai."
Nirmla: vani tu khana kha le! Ja beti disha! Tu sir ko khana de aa. 
Disha: thheek hai mami ji, 
aur wo khana lekar upar chali gayi. "sir, may i come in?" 
shamsher kapde badlne ki taiyaari mein tha. Uske shareer par pant ke alawa kuchh nahi tha. 
Disha ki aawaj sunkar usne kaha," aa jao! Apna hi ghar hai." 
Disha andar ghusi to thhodi sakucha gayi, shamsher ko aise dekhkar, uska kasrati badan usko lubha raha tha. Wah khana rakhkar jane lagi to shamsher ne usko kalai ke paas se pakad liya. 
"aa..aah!" wah jad ho gayi, uske andar tufan jaisi halchal thi, par bahar jaise patthar. Usko halka sa ishara milte hi wah shamsher ki bahon mein kaid ho jati, hamesha ke liye! Sirf hulka sa jhatka agar usko shamsher de deta to. Par hi ri donon ki kismat; shamsher ne wo jhatka hi nahi diya. Disha ghoom gayi aur neeche dekhne lagi. 
" kya naam hai tumhara?" shamsher ne usi andaj se poochha jaise usne pahle din college mein poochha thha. Disha kuchh na boli; kuchh na bol saki. 
Shamsher ne uski galon par hath lagakar uska chehra upar uthha diya, disha ki aankhein band ho gayi, "tumne aaj tak mujhe apna naam nahi bataya hai jo main pahle din se poochh raha hoon" 
Disha ne kup kapaate adhron se kaha," j.ji... Disha" 
Shamsher ne usko chhod diya, disha ko uska sab kuchh toot-ta sa laga. Wo jane lagito shamsher ne usko toka, "suno disha" 
Wah palat gayi, ek baar aur ji bhar kar dekh lena chahti thi; baki raat yahi chehra to yaad rakhna tha, "ji sir" 
" main tumse naraj nahi hoon! Tum bahut...achchhi ho!" 
shamsher sunder kahna chahta tha par nikal hi nahi paya. Disha sunkar niche bhag gayi.
Disha jab niche gayi to wahan ek alag hi kohram macha hua tha, vani ro rahi thi! 
Disha ne jate hi poochha, "kya hua chhotki." Jab wah uske laad ladati thi, to chhutaki hi bulati thi. 
Nirmla: hua kya hai. Bewajah ki jid laga rahi hai; kah rahi hai sir ke paas jakar soyegi 
Disha sunn rah gayi. Din mein usko kitna samjhaya tha. Akal ki dushman! Ghar wale ab shayad shamsher ko yahan rahne hi dein. 
"tu pagal hai kya vani. Yahan mere pass sona. Chal uthh ja!" 
Vani aur jor se rone lagi. Sir ke bina to ab wah rahna hi nahi chahti thi. Shamsher kabhi bhi kisi chees ko mera ya hamara nahi bolta thha. Har cheese mein wah sabko shamil karta tha. Har cheese ko apna kahta tha. Shamsher ke usi 'apnepan' ko vani ne mera mann liya tha. Disha ko laga sab khatam ho jayega. Mushkil se aaj sir khush huye thhe. Agar aaj ghar walon ne kuchh kah diya to fir kabhi baat hi nahi karenge. 
Nirmla: arey soch beti! Kiraya dete hain wo, fir unhe kaam bhi bahut rahta hai. Kya sochenge. Kahenge issko aur sath bandh diya. Pareshan ho jayenge. Aakhir unki bhi to apni jindagi hai. Har pal tujhe kaise sahan karenge wahan. Aur fir 2 din pahle kya hamare paas A.C. Tha. Tab bhi to soti thi neeche hi. Maan ja beta, nahi to wo naraj hoker chale jayenge. 
Disha ko laga; mamla utna gambhir nahi hai. Yahan to sir ke pareshan hone ki baat chal rahi hai. 
"achchha tu sir se poochh le, wo maan jaye to chali jana, bus!" disha ko visvas tha wo to maan hi jayenge. Kahkar wo mama mami ki aur dekhne lagi ki kya reaction hota hai. 
Vani jhat se uthh khadi huyi, "main poochh kar aati hoon" 
Dayachand: thhhar vani! Vani aur disha dono ne mayus hokar papa ki aur dekha.
Dayachand: hum baat karke aate hain; agar hamein laga ki sir ko tumhe sath rakhne mein koi dikkat nahi hai to hum tum dono ko upar bhej denge. Ab to khush ho na! 
"dono ko" disha ko laga wo sapna dekh rahi hai! Usko sach mein visvas nahi ho raha tha, ki uske rudhivadi mama usko to door; vani ko bhi upar bhej sakte hain. Vani khush ho gayi. Wah papa ki ungali pakadkar taiyaar ho gayi. 
"nahi abhi tum nahi main aur tumhari mummy jayenge." Aur wo dono upar chale gaye shamsher ke paas.
Unke jate hi disha vani ko ghurne lagi, fir usko pakadkar apni chhati se laga liya. Usiki himmat se yeh sab sambhav ho saka tha. Usne vani ke galon ko chumbanon se bhar diya. Vani apna bag taiyaar karne lagi. Jaise ab usko kabhi wapas aana hi na ho, "didi, ek dress bhi le loon" 
Disha ne usko ek pyar bhari chapat lagayi fir dono hansne lagi. 

Upar jakar dayachand ne darwaja khatkhataya. Shamsher laptop par kam kar raha tha. Usne darwaja khola, 
"aaiye uncle ji." 
Andar jate hi donon ko yakeen ho gaya ki vani upar rahne ki jid kyun kar rahi hai. Bilkul thhanda mahoul tha kamre mein. Baithne ke baad dayachand ne bolna shuru kiya; usko samajh nahi aa raha tha baat kahan se shuru kare, "beta koi takleef to nahi hai na!" 
"ji nahi takleef kaisi, main to yahan apne ghar ki tarah se rah raha hoon!" 
Dayachand: fir bhi beta.... Wo vani hai na, bahut hi shararati hai! Pareshan to kAr deti hogi aapko. 
Shamsher: arey nahi uncle ji! Wo to gudiya jaisi hai; usne hi to mera dil lagaya hai yahan par. 
Shamsher ne had se jyada meethha hote huye kaha. Uski ab tak ye samajh nahi aa raha tha ki majra kya tha. 
Nirmla: wo bhi na masterji, aapse bahut ghulmil gayi hai. Neeche bhi aap hi ki baat karti rahti hai. 
Shamsher: auntiji, wo to hai hi aisi. Kitni pyari hai gudiya jaisi. 
Dayachand: (thhook nigalte huye) baat aisi hai beta; wo vani jid kiye baithi hai ki main to sir ji ke sath rahungi. Khana bhi nahi khaya; ro rahi hai jabse niche gayi hai ( A.C. Wali bat ko batane mein unhe sharam aa rahi thi) 

Shamsher ki samajh mein nahi aaya iss baat par kaise react kare! Wo kuchh nahi bola. 

Dayachand: mujhe to bahut gussa aaya tha beta, bachchon ki itni jid thheek nahi. Par iski mummy kahti hai ek do din...... Agar aapko koi dikkat na ho to yahan... Iss dusre kamre mein donon bachchiyan rah lengi. ....agar aapko aitraj na ho to... 1-2 din mein apne aap dil bhar jayega; apni mummy ke bina bhi to nahi rahti na... Dekh lo... Usko samjha kar dekh lo... Master ji!" 
"o..ohaan uncle ji"( shamsher ke mann mein ladduon ki barsat ho rahi thi. 'Dono' sun-ne ke baad aur kuchh usko sunayi hi nahi diya... Kya kismat di hai bhagwan ne!) "bhala mujhe kya dikkat ho sakti hai uss bechari se! Aapka hi ghar hai.... Waise bhi wo kamra to mein use karta hi nahi... P...padha... Mera matlab hai padhayi mein bhi koi dikkat hogi to padha dunga. Waise bhi mein to khali hi raht hoon... Baki aapki marzi!... Main to uss kamre mein jata hi nahi" Shamsher ne itna lamba bhasan diya taki inko visvas ho jaye usko koi problem nahi hai.
Nirmla: to master ji unki charpayi lagvan de upar? 
Shamsher: ji mujhe to koi dikkat hai nahi... Aapki marzi... Shamsher khusi mein hakla raha tha. 
Nirmla: to thheek hai beta, hum unhe upar bhej dete hain. Koi dikkat ho tabhi bata dena. Tabhi le jayenge hum donon ko! 
Shamsher: ji achchha! 

Bahar nikal kar dayachand bola, "bada bhola hai bechara. Itna paisa hone par bhi kisi baat ka ghamand nahi; bhagwan aisi aulad sabko de!" 


(To be continued......)