Romance Girls' college — by Shakespeare002

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Kuchh hi der mein sab kuchh samanya hogaya jaise kuchh hua hi na ho. Gaanv wale ander hi andar bahut khush the. Vani ke papa ki to reputation hi badh gayi. In sab mein wo kuchh sawal aur kuchh shartein jo wah shamsher ko batana chahta tha, uske dimag se hawa ho gaye. Wah bola, "maaf karna master ji, hum toh chay pani hi bhool gaye! disha beti jara master ji aur madam ke liye chay to banade."

“ji mama ji”

Disha normal nahi huyi thi, usko rah rah kar pyari devi ki batein yaad aa rahi thi. Uske guptang ko kisi ne touch kiya ho, aaj se pahle kabhi nahi hua tha. Ab bhi usko apne nitambon ke beechon beech danda ghumta mahsoos ho raha tha. Usne shamsher sir ke barey mein kitni gandi batein banayi, sochkar hi uska chehra gulabi ho gaya.

Fir usey dhyan aaya kaise shamsher sir ne usko hero ki tarah bachaya aur pyari devi ko saja dilwayi.

Chay banate banate disha ne socha, "kya yahi uska hero hai?" sochne matra se hi disha sharma gayi aur usne apna chehra ghutnon mein chhipa liya.

Wah chay banakar layi aur sabko dene lagi. Shamsher ko chay dete huye uske haath kaanp rahe the. Ab tak bhi wo usse naraj thi.

Chay peete hi vani ne shamsher ka haath pakda aur boli, "sir chaliye, aapko aapka ghar dikhati hoon."

Uske papa ko thhoda ajeeb sa laga aur usne vani ko ghura, par usspar iska koi asar nahi hua; wah to nishpap thi. Wah shamsher ko kheenchte huye upar le gayi.

Apni taraf se unhone kamre ko poora sajaya tha. Shamsher jate hi bola, "mujhe setting karni padegi"

Vani mayus ho gayi, "sir, disha didi aur maine itni mehnat ki thi"

Shamsher hansne laga. Wo neeche jakar apna laptop, ek folding table, apna. bag aur bister lekar aaya. Aur apne hisab se kamre mein setting karne laga.

Mummy ne vani ko aawaj di. Vani doudti huyi neeche gayi. Khidki se shamsher ne dekha. Vani ka figure mast tha. Jab ye ladki taiyaar hogi to shayad disha se bhi mast hogi. Usne apne honton par jeebh firayi aur fir se apne saman ko adjust karne mein jut gaya.

“upar kya kar rahi thi beti. Sir ko aaram karne de.”

"Nahi mummy, sir to apne room ki safai kar rahe hain. Main unki madad kar rahi thi."

Disha chouki “hamne safayi kari to thi kal vani.” usse man hi man gussa aaya. Kal kitne armanon se usne kamre ko sajaya tha.

Vani: wo to sir ne sari setting hi change kar di.

Disha ko itna gussa aaya ki agar wo uske sir na hote to abhi jakar usse ladayi karti. Kya samajhte hain khud ko. Par wo boli kuchh nahi aur bahar jakar kapde dhone ki taiyaari karne lagi.

Shamsher sab adjustment ke baad aaram se bed par baith gaya. Usne dekha disha bahar kapde dho rahi hai. Khhidki se wahan ka drishya saaf dikhayi deta thha. Bemisal hushn ki malkin thhi wah. Kapde dhote dhote uske chehare ke rang bar bar badal rahe thhe. Kabhi mand mand muskurati. Kabhi nervous ho jati aur kabhi chehare par wahi bhav aa jate jo pahli bar uska naam puchhne par aaye thhey. Shayad kuchh soch rahi thi wah. Achanak wah jhuki aur uski choochiyon ki ghati ke andar tak darshan ho gaye shamsher ko. Uski seb ke size ki choochiyan bilkul gole thi. Wo bhi bina bra ke. Kya wo kabhi unhe chhoo bhi paayega. Kass aisa ho jaye. Disha pahli ladki thhi jiske liye uska sabra tootta ja raha tha, aur wo line hi nahi de rahi. Nahi to kitni hi haseenayein apni pahal par uske lund ko apni choot mein le chuki thi. Wah uthhi aur kapde nichodne lagi. Uska munh dusri taraf ho gaya. Uski kameej uski gaand ki darar mein fansa hua tha. Kameej gila ho jane ki wajah se uski gaand ka sahi sahi size shamsher ke samne tha. Ek dum gole gole. Jaise aadhe gole tarbooj mein kisi kalakar ne badi safai se ek chhoti fank ko nikal diya ho. Shamsher usko pyar ka pahla paath padhane ko tatpar ho utha. Par usko darr tha. Wo badi tunakmijaj thi. Kahi pasa ulta pad gaya to iske chakkar mein baki college ki ladkiyon se bhi hath dhona pad jaye. college mein ek se ek meethe fal thhey haan iske aage sab kuchh feeka hi tha.

Tabhi fone ki ghanti baji. Fone anjali ka tha.

“hello”

“shamsher”

“haan jaan”

“Thheek adjust ho gaye ho na”

“Haan, jaan bus tumhari kami hai”

“To aaj raat ko aa jao na” anjali ki choot ki pyas bhi ab badh gayi thi.

“sorry jaan... par inko ajeeb lagega.”

“kuchh der ke liye aa jana, ghumne ka bahana karke.”

“dekhta hoon”

“i love you!”

“love u too jaan!”

Shamsher ka dhyan ab disha ki gaand ke alawa kahin jata hi nahi tha. Uske shareer ki haddiyan ginte ginte shamsher ko neend aa gayi.

Kareeb 5 baje disha ne chay banayi. uski mummy boli beti tumhare sir ko bhi de aana. Disha jane lagi to mama ne tok diya "disha beti, ruko! Vani chalo beta chalo sir ko chay dekar aao!"

“papa, mera kaam khatam nahi hua hai abhi, main bad mein jaaungi. Didi tumhi de aao.”

Chahti to disha bhi yahi thi par usmein sir ka samna karne ki himmat nahi thi, jane kyun. Upar chadhte chadhte uske pair bhari hote ja rahe thhe.

Upar jakar usne dekha, sir ji so rahe thhey. Wah ektak usko dekhti rahi. Kitna haseen chehra tha. Kitni choudi chhati thhi, kamar patli aur… Aur ye kya, shamsher ki pant aage se fooli huyi si thhi. Ismein chhipe khajane ki kalpana karte hi uska chehra sharm se lal ho gaya. “haye ram!”

Disha ne turant wahan se najar hata li. Kass wo uske “sir” na hote. Wo usko apna dil de deti. Uss pagal ko kya pata tha dil koi sochkar thhode hi diya jata hai. Dil to wo de chuki thi…..hai na friends!

Wo chup chap table ke pass gayi aur chay rakhkar neeche aa gayi. Niche jate hi usne vani ko kaha, “vani! Jao, sir ko jaga do, ve so rahe hain.”

Nirmla: tum na jaga deti pagli

Disha: mujhse nahi jagaya gaya mami ji.

Vani ne apni kapiyan bag main dali aur doud kar upar gayi.

Jakar usne sir ka haath pakad kar hilaya. Lekin usne koi halchal nahi ki. Vani shararati thi aur shamsher se ghulmil bhi gayi thhi. Usne shamsher ki chhti par apna dabav dala. Uski chuchiyan shamsher ke munh ke samne thi. Wo nahi utha. Vani ne jor se uske kaan mein bola, “sir ji” aur shamsher uthh baitha. Usne chounkne ki acting ki “kya hua vani?”

“sir ji aapki chay” table ki aur ishara karte shamsher se kaha.

"Oh, thanx vani!!"

“Thanx mera nahi didi ka boliye”

“kahan hai wo?”

“hai nahi thi! chay rakhkar chali gayi. Maine aapko itna hilaya par aap uthhey hi nahi. Aapke kaan mein shor karna pada mujhe, sorry” vani ne hanste huyi kaha.

“pata hai vani, jab tak koi mujhe naam se na bulaye, chahe kuchh bhi kar le. Meri neend nahi khulti. Pata nahi koi bimari hai shayad.” Shamsher ka plan sahi ja raha tha.

“sir, kumbhkaran ki neend bhi to aisi thi na”

“Achchha mujhe kumbhkaran kah rahi hai.” Shamsher ne uske gaal umeth diye

“uii maa!” chhod dene par wo hansne lagi. Shamsher ne mahsoos kiya, jaise usne uski choot par haath rakh diya aur wo kah rahi hai “uii maa!”. Fir vani vahan se chali gayi.

Neeche jate hi vani ne mummy ko kaha, "mummy, sir ji to kumbhkaran hain" maa ne beti ki baton par dhyan nahi diya. Lekin disha ke to ‘sir' sunte hi kaan khade ho jate thhey. Wo andar padh rahi thi. Usne vani ko andar bulaya. Vani uske pass akar baith gayi. Kuchh der bad disha ne poochha

“chay pi li thi kya sir ne”

“haan pi li hogi. Maine to unko uthha diya tha didi.”

“Tu kya kah rahi thi sir ke bare mein”

“kya kah rahi thi didi?”

“wahi….kumbhkaran….”

“Nahi bataaungi didi! Aap college mein bata doge to bachche unka naam nikal denge!”

“main pagal hoon kya… Chal bata na pls”

Vani jaise koi raaj bata rahi ho, iss tarah se boli,“pata hai didi, sir agar ek baar so jayein, to unhe uthhne ka ek hi tarika hai. Unhe kitna hi hila lo wo nahi uthhenge. Unhe uthhane ke liye unke kaan mein jor se unka naam lena padta hai.”

“chal jhoothi” disha ko visvas nahi hua.

“Sach didi! main to unki chhati par jakar baith gayi thi, fir bhi wo nahi uthhey. Fir maine unke kaan mein jor se kaha”sir ji” tab jakar unki neend khuli”

“moti tujhe sharam nahi aayi unki chhati par chadhte huye.” disha ke mann mein plan taiyaar ho raha tha.

Vani ne uski tees aur badha di, “sir bahut achchhe hain na didi!”

“chal bhag! Mujhe kaam karne de!” disha ne usko wahan se bhaga diya.

Bechara shamsher! taktaki lagaye khidki se bahar dekhta raha taki kum se kum uss pari ke madak nitambon ke darshan hi ho jayein. 
Kareeb 15 minute baad disha bahar aayi. Uske haath mein touliyatha. Shayad wo nahane ja rahi thi. Gadi ke pass jakar wo ruki aur uss par pyar se hath ferne lagi. Fir usne upar ki aur dekha. Shamsher ko apni aur dekhta pakar wo najrein jhuka kar andar chali gayi. Bathroom ka darwaja band karke usne kapde utarne shuru kiye. Shamsher ka pyara chehra aur uski pant ka ubhar uske dimag se nikal hi nahi rahe thhe. Usne apna kameej utar diya aur apne ubharon kogour se dekhne lagi. 
Usko pata tha bhagwan ne usko in 2 nagino ke roop mein kya diya hai. Uski chhatiyan hi uski jaan ki dusman bani huyi thi. Use pata tha ki inmein aisa kuchh jaroor hai jisne gaanv ke sarey ladkon ko inka diwana bana diya hai. Koi inhein pahad ki choti kahta, koi seb to koi anar. Kya sir ji ko bhi ye achchhe lagte honge. Kass ki lagte hon. Wah unpar hath fer kar dekhne lagi, inmein aisa kya hai jo ladkon ko pasand aata hai. Ye to sab ladkiyon ke hoti hain. Kayion ki to bahut badi hoti hain, fir to wo jyada achchhi lagni chahiye. 
Sochte sochte hi usne apni salwar utari. Aur sheeshe mein ghoom ghoom kar apna badan dekhne lagi, usko nahi malum tha ki heere ki parakh to jouhari hi kar sakta hai. Uski gol gaand aur tani huyi chhatiyon ki kadrato wo hi rasiya karenge na jinko inki tadap hai. Aaj se pahle ussne apne jism ko itni gour se nahi dekha tha. Aaj bhi shayad apne pyare sir ke liye.

Nahakar wah bahar nikli to chouk gayi. Sir samne hi baithe thhe. Shayad mami ne unhe khane ke liye bulaya hoga. Usko ahsaas hua ki jaise sir ke bare mein sochte huye wo range haath pakdi gayi. Wah bhagkar andar wale kamre mein chali gayi.

“beti, sir ke liye khana laga de. Inko jana hai kahi.”

"Achchha mami ji, kahkar disha kitchen mein chali gayi."

Vani sir ke paas hi baithi thi. Vani ka shareer jawan ho gaya tha par shayad mann nahi. Wo jyadatar harkatein bachchon jaisi karti thi. Ab bhi wo shamsher ke sath apna pichhwada sata kar baithi thi. Koi badi ladki hoti to ashleel harkat samajha jata.

“master ji” nirmala boli “apne disha ko bacha kar jo upkar kiya hai, uska badla hum nahi chuka sakte, par ab jab tak tum iss college mein ho, hum tumhe hamare ghar se nahi jane denge”

“mummy, hamara ghar nahi; apna ghar. Hai na sir ji.” Vani chahak kar boli.

“haan vani!” shamsher ne uske gal par thapaki dekar taal mein taal milayi.

“mummy gadi bhi sir ki nahi hai, apni hai; hain na sir ji.”

“masterji, hamari ladki badi shaitan hai, kabhi iski galati par hamse naraj mat hona.”

Shamsher ne mouka dekhkar kaha, "ye bhi koi kahne ki baat hai auntiji! Ye to yahan mujhe sabse pyari lagti hai."

Disha ne iss baat par ghumkar shamsher ko dekha, aur pyar se jalane ke liye vani ko boli, "hummm, sabse pyari!"

Vani ne apni sulagti didi ko jeebh nikalkar chida diya. Disha use marne ko doudi, par uska asli maksad to sir ke paas jana tha jaise hi wo vani ke paas aayi, vani shamsher ke peechhe chhip gayi. Ab shamsher aur disha aamne samne thhey. Disha ke tan par chunni na hone ki wajah se uski donon chuchiyan shamsher ki aankho ke samne thi. Jald hi usko apne nangepan ka ahsas hua aur wo sharmakar wapas chali gayi.

“Ismein to hai na bus gusse ki had hai.” nirmla ne kaha.

Shamsher: haan, wo to hai.

Uske baad wo khana khane lagey. Aise hi batein karte karte wo 2-4 din mein hi kafi ghul gaye. Lekin iss ghulne milne ka jariya bani vani. Ab mama ka shak bhi poori tarah door ho gaya tha aur wo bachchon ke upar neeche rahne se pareshan nahi hote thhe. Unhone shamsher ko apne pariwar ka hissa man liya tha. Sirf shamsher aur disha hi ek dusre se ghulmil nahi paye thhe, kyunki donon ke mann mein paap tha….. Ya shayad pyar!

(...to be continued!)