10-03-2023, 01:10 AM
Update 2)
Aur ye bol kar wo kamre se chali gayi. Jate samaye unke pith ko dekha to mera lauda sakht ho gaya. Deep cut to nahi par fir bhi kafi khule pith wali blouse pehni thi Mummy aur uspe bhi halka bheega hua --- paani ki boondein chamak rahi thi. Aur gaand bhi kafi ubhra hua tha. Uss samay meri kya haalat hui dosto mai bata nahi sakta.
Sofe ke thik saamne ek bahot hi sundar showcase hai. Aur sheeshe aise ki jaise aaina ho. Maine dekha ki wo dono aapas mei kuch fusfusa kar baat kiya aur halki dabi hui hasi hasein. Mujhe thoda ajeeb laga. Khair, kuch hi der mein mummy chai aur biscuits ek tray mein le aayi aur unhe parosne lagi. Mai kankhiyo se unhe aur showcase ki taraf dekhne laga.
Virendra ko chai dene ke baad mummy Rajesh ko chai dene thoda aage badi, isse unke sari ka thoda hissa unke pairo mei fas gaya aur wo thodi ladkhada gayi. Chai to nahi giri par isse unka pallu fir se thoda sa hat gaya aur blouse mei kaid daayi chuchi apni poori ubhar ke sath dikhne laga. Is bar na jaane kyun Mummy iss baat pe zyada dhyaan nahi di. Unko guests ko welcome karna bahot achha lagta tha. Maine showcase ke sheeshe mein dekha ki Rajesh apalak meri mummy ko dekhe ja raha hai.
Mummy fir apne jagah baith gayi. Aanchal ko abhi bhi thik nahi kiya unhone. Us or unka dhyaan hi nahi tha. Wo unke thik saamne ek chair par baithi thi. Wo log aapas mei concert program ko le kar baatein karne lage. Fir maine bhi padhayi mein mann lagaya. Beech – beech mei Virendra ji bhari lekin vinti wale aawaz mein “please please” bol rahe the aur Rajesh ji bhi baar baar “maan jaiye na” keh rahe the.
Thodi der baad dono uth kar chale gaye. Jate - Jate Virendra ne Rajesh ko kuch ishara kiya aur Rajesh ne apne shirt ke pocket se ek lifafa nikaal kar Virendra ki or badha diya. Virendra ne lifafa ko dono hatho se pakad kar meri Mummy ki or badhate hue bola, “Rupa ji, ye aapke liye. Please naa mat kijiyega.”
Mummy ne pucha, “ye kya hai? ”
Jawab mein Virendra ek bhaddi si muskaan liye bola, “aapka advance.”
Sunn kar Mummy thoda sharmayi. Unke gaal laal ho gaye. Wo muskurate hue lifafe ki or haath badhayi. Virendra ne lifafa dete hue Mummy ki hatheliyo ko chua aur fir Namaste karta hua bahar chala gaya. Ab is bar mujhe in dono aadmi ke harkaton par thoda nahi, bahut ajeeb laga. Unke nikalne ke thik 3 minute baad main bhi nikla. Bahar unki car khadi thi.
Dono car ke pass khade ho kar pocket mein hath daale kuch baatein kar rahe the. Jahan par unka car park tha, wo rasta hamare campus mein tha aur dono taraf aam, amrood ke ped aur doosre bahut se chote chote paudhe the. Pehle mujhe wahan jana thik nahi laga, par pata nahi mujhe kya soojhi ki main khud ko James Bond samajh kar khud ko chhipte – chhipaate unke gaadi ke paas pahuncha.
Virendra keh raha tha, “kya lagta hai Rajesh, Rupa ji aayengi?”
Rajesh ne thoda confused lahje mei jawab diya, “Pata nahi Sir. Advance jab liya hai to fir unka aana to banta hai.” Fir thoda hichkichate hue kaha,
“Aap bura na mane to mai ek baat kahu?”
Virendra ne pocket se cigarette nikalte hue kaha, “haan bolo.”
Rajesh ki aankho mei chamak thi. Wo bola “Aur to kuch confirm nahi bata sakta, par wo hain ekdum super…jabardast.”
Virendra muskurate hue bola “ Jabardast kya? Sirf aawaz ya fir kuch aur bhi?” “Sir, aawaz bhi aur baki sab bhi” kehte hue Rajesh has pada.
“Ye baat to hai. Saali ka figure dekha? Doodh to jaise hamein nimantran de rahe the ki aao aur unko nichodo.” Virendra thoda ruk kar bola, “Rajesh, mujhe ye chahiye. Main isey paa kar hi rahunga.” Bol kar wo car mein piche baith gaya aur Rajesh ne Steering sambhali aur wahan se chala gaya.
Mujhe to ye pehle se hi ache nahi lag rahe the aur ab to inki baatein sunn kar main darr bhi gaya tha aur pareshan bhi tha. Main lauta, aa ke darwaza band kiya. Samne table par rakhe bottle utha kar paani peete hue apne kitab ki or badh hi raha tha ki mujhe sofe pe ek lifafa nazar aaya. Dekhte hi pehchan gaya ki yeh Virendra ka diya hua lifafa hai. Maine lifafa uthaya. Vajan tha usmei. Lifafa khol kar dekha usmei noto ki gaddi thi. Gaddi nikaal kar gina to pure 20 hazar the…! Itna amount?! Wo bhi advance, concert mei upasthit rehne aur gaane ke liye! Maine socha ki yaar jo itni badi amount de sakta hai advance ke taur pe, wo zarur kafi paise wala hoga. Aur agar acha paise wala hai tab to fir pahonch wala bhi hoga. Ye sab sochte – sochte main wapas padhai karne baith gaya.
Mummy abhi naha rahi thi. Bathroom se pani ke girne ki aur unke madhur kanth se gungunane ki awaz aa rahi thi. Kuch der bad wo nikli. Aur thodi der tak pooja path kar ke mere kamre mei aayi. Haath mei lifafa tha. Baalon ko towel se ab bhi baandh rakhi thi. Fir bhi thoda sa pani unke baalon se hote hue unke kandho aur pith ko bheega rahi thi jisse unka black bra ka strap saaf dikh raha tha. Unhone laal printed saari aur matching laal rang ka blouse pehna tha. Waise kehne mei to mujhe sharm aani chahie par sach kahu to mummy is waqt bahot hi sexy lag rahi thi --- Par kahin khoyi hui thi…
Maine pucha “kya hua Mummy, kya soch rahi ho?”
Mummy chintit awaz mei boli,
“Bittu mai soch rahi hu ki kya maine sahi kiya.”
“Matlab ?” Maine pucha.
“Matlab yahi ki unhone mujhe advance diya aur maine le bhi liya. Thik se naa bhi nahi kar payi. Wo log kya soch rahe honge; ki main paiso ke liye hi unhe manaa kar rahi thi.”
“Ooff ho Mummy, bas itni si baat, arey Mummy aap isliye manaa nahi kar payi kyunki aap bhi yahi chahti thi. Matlab Gaane gaana. Paise ki baat nahi hai. Mauka khud chal kar aapke paas aaya hai aur aapka kalakaar dil ye mauka pehchan gaya. Aur kuch nahi, aap itni tension mat lo. Papa ko kaise bhi ho samjha lena aur kal se hi riyaaz karne lag jana.”
Yeh sunn kar Mummy ko chain mila aur unhone muskurate hue mere gaal par hath rakhte hue boli,
“Ohhoo, badi samajh hai re tujhe, waise bhi ho kyun na.. bada jo ho gaya hai tu.. Apni Mummy ki Pareshani share karne ke liye.”
Aur ye bol kar wo kamre se chali gayi. Jate samaye unke pith ko dekha to mera lauda sakht ho gaya. Deep cut to nahi par fir bhi kafi khule pith wali blouse pehni thi Mummy aur uspe bhi halka bheega hua --- paani ki boondein chamak rahi thi. Aur gaand bhi kafi ubhra hua tha. Uss samay meri kya haalat hui dosto mai bata nahi sakta.