Mera college te Mera Pind....

[hardeep]

    Main badi mushkil naal apna payjama te kachha laya te paran sutt ke, koyi hor pyajama pa leya. Menu dubara neend jehi aann lagg peyi si, par bahron mummy di awaj aayi "Jot, Kavi nikalo bahar hunn, Dekho kinnan time ho gya, sooraj sir te chaddeya peya hai." Main utth ke bahar wal nu chal peya, te udaron Kavi di bhi awaaj aayi, "aaundi aan mummy". 

    Jadon main bahar aaya tan dekheya ki mummy angan ch jhaadu la rahe si, te uhnan ne ek purana jeha suite paya hoya si. Of puranna honn karke kaafi ghis jeha geya si, te thoda tight jeha bhi si khaas kar ke chhati de upron tan bala chipkeya hoya si. Main eh sab dekh hi reha si, ki mummy thoda jhhuki te ikattha hoya kuda chukkan lagi. Uhnan nu inj kodi hoyi nu dekh ke mera lunn jis cho huni huni maal nikeleya si, us ch dobara jaan penn lag peyi. Main aaj dhyaan naal dekh reha si te menu college ch mundeyan di kehi ek gall yaad aa gayi "ki bai chutadd tan bhenn cho Simi mam de ne poore kaim. Main kehna madde mote bande da tan dekh ke hi chutt jaave." te aaj oh gall jma sach lagg rehi si. Je kite mera thodi deir pehlan na nikeleya hunda, tan hunn tan pakka chutt jana si.

Khair main eh dekh hi reha si, ki Kavi de kamare da darwaja khuleya, te us chon Kavi te Kammo bahar aaiyan, Uhnan di sidhhi Kodi najar mummy te peyi, te fer uhnan da dhyaan mere wal geya. Main ikk damm apaniyan najran fer leiyan te baher wal nu nikall geya. Pta ni uhanan nu kuchh shaq peya ki nahi 'ki main mummy di bund dekh reha si'. Main jande jande ne ek baar pichhe mudd ke dekheya te menu diseya ki Kammo deh muh te shararti jehi muskaan si, te oh Kavi de kann ch kuchh keh rehi si. Main tan bas tej tej kadam bharda khetan wal nu tur geya.

    Shaam bele assin Roti kha rahe si. Daddy bhi ghar aa gaye si. Te main mummy nu Reet de baare puchheya "Mummy bhalan Reet ne kadon k takk aaunna, Te idan saal de adh vichkaar uhnun college ch admission mil jau."
   Mummy kehende "Uhne agale hafte ton ithey aa janna. Main college principle naal gall kar leyi hai. Waisey tan mushkil honi si, par mere kehann te oh mann gaye ne."
 Main man ch socheya ki jaroor oh saala tharaki jeha mummy nu impress karan di koshish kar reha hou, tanhi tan maneya honna. Main kayi baar notice kita si college ch ki oh mummy nu kuchh jyada hi apane kamare ch bulonda si. college de munde tan uhnan de baare ch kayi gallan bhi banande rehande si. Chalo, main roti ruti kha ke bahar angann ch ghumann lag geya, te kavi bhi apane kamare ch chali geyi. 

    Main angann ch ghum hi reha si ki menu Daddy di awaj sunayi ditti "Eh pahlan tenu dseya bhi Sukhi ne, ki oh kyun Reet nu itthe bhej rahe paddan. Itthey college udron koi jyada wadiya tan hain ni".
Eh sunn mummy kehandi "Menu tan aap ni samajh aayi, Sunanda ne bas phone te inna hi keha si 'ki didi tusi please Reet nu apane college dakhal kar lo, uthey tusi usda khayaal bhi rakh sakde ho'. Khair Main jadon uhnan de jaungi uhnu len vaste, tan pta kar lungi ki aakhir majra ki hai".
    Eh sunn mera mathha thoda thannkeya, "ki saala eh tan main socheya hi nahi si, ki eho jeha ki chakkar pe gya houga jehda maama apani dhee nu ethey bhej reha hai. Lagda gall pta karani hi penni". 
Khair udon daddy di awaaj aayi, "Chal theek hai kar li pta, te niyanneyan nu bhi apanne naal le jaami. Uhnan nu bhi nanke geyan kaafi time ho geya." Te oh bhi utth ke apane kamare wal nu tur paye, te darwaaje te pahunch ke Mummy wal dekhade bole "Achha chheti aajin, kayi dinnan baad chakkar lageya, hunn jyada intzaar na karayin." Eh sunn Mummu boli "Kuchhh tan sharam karo, jwaan munda kudi ghar ch ne, je kisey ne sunn leya tan ki sochunge".

Eh sunnn Daddy ne keha "Lai uhnan nu bhi tan pta hi honna, ki aaj uhnan da pyo inne dinan de baad aaya hai, tan mummy diyan lattan tan kholuga hi". Eh keh ke ohh utthon apane kamare ch nu tur paye te main apane dimaag ch socheya "Han daddy, changi tarah tassali karaeyo mummy di. Iddan thokeyao ki Bante koll jaan di lodd na pave ihnu." Eh vichaar aande hi main apanne dimaag nu ek jhatka jeha ditta, te socheya ki eh menu ki hoyi ja reha hai. Main apanni mummy de baare ch ki sochi ja reha han. Oh gashti kammo tan eme hi maardi honi hai. Meri mummy iddan di nahi hai, te menu bhi apane dimaag te control rakhnna chahida. 

    Khair fer main apanne kamare ch chala geya te TV dekhann lag geya. Thodi deir ch Kavi bhi mere kamare ch aa geyi, te mere naal bed te beh gayi te TV dekhann lag peyi. Usade kamare ch TV nahi si, te oh mere kamare ch kayi baar TV dekhann aa jandi si, khaas kr uddon jadon daddy ghare hunde kyunki duja TV mummy horan de kamare ch si. TV dekhadi dekhadi ne nere wall muh kita te kehandi, "Kinnan wadiya ho ju na, Reet didi bhi sadde hi rahugi te appan ikatthe college jamange."

    Main bas han ch sir hila ta. Par main sochan ch pe geya ki eh saala hor seyapa hai hunn, haje tak tan main te Kavi scooty te college jaande si, te mummy bus ch jaandi si. Te je hunn Reet bhi aaju, tan fer kiddan bannu, khair main socheya, jad time aayega tan dekhange.

   Chalo oh din bhi aa geya, jadon assin Nanake janna si. Main sabton to pehlan tyaar ho gya si, te uhnan donan di wait kar reha si. Thodi deir ch Kavi bhi tyaar hoke bahar aa geyi. Uhne chitte rang da suite te naal Kalle rang di payjami paayi hoyi si. Chunni bhi usane salwaar naal mildi paayi hoyi si. Usne halka halka makeup kita hoya si, te bahut hi pyaari lag rehi si. 
    Assin apas ch gallan kar rahe si, te thodi deir ch mummy bhi bahar aa gaye. Uhnan ne Neele rand da suite te patyala salwaar paayi hoyi si. Make up bhi poora kita hoya si te Bahut ki kainth lag rahe si. Khaas kar uhnan de bull laal rand di lipstic naal range hoye bahut chamak rahe si te, Ballan da uhnan ne pichhe judda kita hoya si. Main tan uhnan nu dekhda hi reh gya te udon menu Kammo di kehi gall sollan aane sach legi ke "mummy de mukable di runn tan aase paase di pindan ch bhi ni honni." 
 
    Khair assin saare ghar ton bus stand wal nu nikall paye, te main dekheya ki raste ch sab aande jaande uhnan nu hi takk rahe si, te aisa koyi banda nahi houga jehda uhan nu mud ke na dekhda hove. 

   Thodi door gaye tan dekheya ki Billa te Banta motercycle te aa rahe si, te uhnan ne motercycle sadde nede aa ke rok li. Banta joki pichhe baitha hoya si, mummy nu dekh ke thoda dand jeha kaddeda boleya "Satsri akaal ji". Mummu ne bhi usda jabaab ditta "Satsri Akaal Bhaaji" te main note kitta, oh thoda sharma jehe rahi si.
"Ki Gall, kite bahar chale lagade." oh kehanda. Eh sunn mummy kehande "Han thoda apanne maape chali si, kaafi time ho gya si". "Achha fer tan kaafi time la ke aaunge" oh kehanda, tan minno idddan lageya ki jime keh reha hove ki "Mera ki bannu ihne din".
    "Nahi ji, inni chutti kithe hundi, aa jamangi 2-3 dinnan ch wapis" mummy ne thoda nimma jeha pa ke kahi. Fer oh thoda khush jeha ho geya te mummy di bund wal nu dekh ke kehanda "Challo changa, main marda fer udon gedda" te thoda fark naal kehanda "Oh Amrik naal kuchh kaam si menu". Shayad usnu dhyaan aa geya si, ki main te Kavi bhi utthe hi si.

Inne nu main dekheya ki Billa jo ki Kavi ball hi dekh reha si, eh sun ohde bullan te bhi muskaan jehi aa geyi te uhne Kavi nu aakh maar ti. Kavi ne eh dekh ke apnna nakk jeha chadd leya te duje passe dekhann lag peyi.
   Enne nu Mummy kehandi "koi ni ji, jaddon marji maar leyo chakkar, thuhadda apnna hi ghar hai". Eh gall waisey tan normal hi si, par pta ni kyun minno kuchh iddan lageya jime oh apani bund baare keh rahe honn "ki eh thuhaddi hi tan hai, jaddon marji maar leyo".
    Khair, fer oh dono utthon chale gaye te main uhnan nu jandeyan nu pichhon thodi deir dekhda reha. Dono pyo putt bahlle tagde te lambe chambe si. Billa koi 6 foot ton uppar si, te usda pyo uston bhi 1-2 inch uppar hi hou. Pta ni saala eho jeha ki khaande. Idhar meri height mushkil naal 5 foot 8-9 inch honi, te Daddi di bhi lagbhag inni k hi honni.
[b]    Khair idhar Kavi te mummy apas ch gallan kardiyan agge lang geiyan, te main bhi fer uhnan de pichhe turan lag peya. Jaddian hi meri najar pichheyon uhnan te peyi, tan oh najara dekh ke mera tan sah hi ruk geya. 
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[b]    Dono turiyan jaandiyan bilkul agg lag rehiyan si, mummy thodi lambi te bhaari si, te Kavi bilkul uhnan di carbon copy, bas thodi jehi chhoti te patali si. Mummy di bund thodi badi si, te jhatake bhi thoda jyada kha rehi si. Jadon pair patt ke agge lejandi tan chutadd ek duje naal ragda janda te pura tooha kade sajje hunda te kade khabbe. Te jadd Kavi te najar peyi tan halanke mummy de mukable usda shareer uhnan nahi bhareya si par payjaami paayi honn karke, usadi bund thodi bahar nu tan jaroor nikli hoyi si. Te mere mann ch pta ni kitthon eh khyaal aa gya ki "Ehdi bhi mummy bargi hi ho jaugi jad Bille ne ek baar Ghodi bna li tan".[/b]