[Kartik69]

waiting for next update.

[Ghosthunter]

Brother, please update.

[Alfamale]

Excellent story! Please keep continuing this story.

[Rumana]

update dijiye please.

[H100K]

Sari story adhi kyu chor rahe ho sonakshi k baad janvi bhi adhuri ab nayi start kardi

[KareenaKapoorLover]

Kaliya bro kyu hamesha KLPD krte ho sabke saath...
Itna sahi plot banate ho Story ka aur fir gayab ho jate ho hamesha.... atleast ek do sex Scenes to daal dete Story mai...  i request you ki please isse aage badao... Iss Story se bahut expectations thi...

[Kaliya]

Hlo bhaiyo kahi ni gya yehi Hu kal update aayega sorry tohda late ho gya

[ghostprotical]

Ka bhai update kro yar....Itni accha story hai yr iska KLPD mt kro please .. Update kro bhai

[ghostprotical]

Ka bhai update kro yar....Itni accha story hai yr iska KLPD mt kro please .. Update kro bhai tu yr):

[Kaliya]

Kalu niche aata hai kitchen mein aur FIR Uske bad sochta hai ki aaj raat  Kareena Kapoor Khan ki Gulabi choot Mein Mera Bihari lauda Jarur Chalaa jayega


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(Note -- aap bol ek baat bhul gaye ki Harya use Ek Mantra bolane ko bhi Kaha Tha lekin Kalu Ko Mantra bolna bhul gaya tha)


 aur vahin dusri Taraf Kareena Kapoor Kahan Ke room mein Kareena ko Hosh aata hai aur khadi hoti hai aur apne Sar Ko pakad li hai aur kahati hai ki mera Sar Mein Kyon dard ho raha hai Tango me pata nahin Kuchh Ajeeb Sa lagta hai lekin uska Dhyan use ki fati Hui  salwar ki aur ni jata

aur FIR Kareena Kapoor Khadi hoti hai aur apne ko theek karti hai aur FIR Uske baad vo dekhti ghadi Mein 7:00 baj gaye hain aur FIR niche vah kitchen ki aur jaati hai aur vahan per Jaate hi vah kahati hai hey kalu black dog come and take my dinner 




kareena ko pata nahin kya hua tha vah ekadam se Aise Andaaz mein baat karne Lagi samajh Nahin aaya aur 


Kalu bola ki mem  Sahab aapane kya kaha mujhe samjh ni aaya

 to Kareena Kapoor Khan kahati Hai Ki take it my dinner now 

Kalu ko samajh Nahin a raha tha ki Kareena kya kah rahi hai 

tu kareena hindi me kahati hai Mere Liye Mera dinner Yahan lakar rakh kale kutte Kareena  ko pta Nahin kya hua tha vah aise baat kar rahi thi aur 

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FIR Kallu kya hua apna kala Munh Lekar kitchen Mein jata hai vah sochta hai ki uss hariya ki to  gand Maar Lunga usne mujhe chutiya Banaya 


Kalu kitchen set aata hai vo table per saled  Rakh deta hai khana khane lagti hai ki tabhi vah Dekhti Hai Ki vah salad mein kuch Gira hua tha Kareena Kapoor ko ekdum se pata nahin kya hota hai vah use plate ko Apne Hathon se dur dakhel deti hai aur Sara salad niche Gir jata hai aur FIR Kalu se Kareena Kehti h ki hai ki

 U  black dog my moms says right you are low class people always into the foot 

U black pig

Kareena Kapoor phir hindi me kahati hai kahati hai tum Chhote Logon Ko Hamesha apni jooti ki NOK pr Rakhna chahie Aise Koi khana Lata hai black dog


 Kal se yaha kam karne ki koi jarurat Nahin Hai kal Apna Saman Lekar Chale Jana   kale began si shakal ke

(Kareena kapoor khan Aisa behave isliye kar rahi thi Kyunki uski mom yani ki babita Kapoor Ne   use btaya tha  Aise Chhote Logon ke bare mein

 Isliye use Nafrat Si Ho Gai Thi  inn Chhote Logon se  khaskar Kalu Jaisa aadami ko dekh  ke. 
Aisa nahin hai ki Kareena Kapoor Khan ko in Logon Se Koi lagav tha yani ki in Chhote Logon se lekin Jab Se vah pregnancy mein Gai Thi Tab Se uske andar ki ek maa Jag Gai thi isliye ine logon ko thoda sa lagav ho gaya tha lekin Jab aaj uski mom  yani Ki babita Kapoor ne  kareenaKapoor Khan ko uska roop  yaad dilaya Jab wo Itni Ghamandi or attitude Mein Rehti thi ab bhi  wo gym ya shopping ke liye public Mein Jaya karti thi to vahan ke Aam log use Aise ghurte the jaise ki vah Kitni Badi Rajkumari Ho Kareena Kapoor samajhti thi in Chhote Logon ke pass nahi to Koi Daulat hoti hai aur na hi dikhne Mein Khubsurat hote hain na inke six packs hote hain 

Aur dikhne me black dogs jaise ekadam hote h  UN log  ko Hamesha Apne Se Dur Rakhna chahie 
 )



Aaj Kareena Kapoor Khan Ka Aisa Roop Dekhkr kalu  ekkadam se dar Gaya ki yah to sach mein koi bahut badi Rajkumari Hai Jo Bhi Mujhe Aisa dant rahi hai aur uske bad kalu ne Apna Sar Jhukhaya  Rakha  Kareena Kapoor use Sunati Rahi English mein bol rahi thi isliye Kalu ko kuch samajh Nahin a raha tha aur FIR Kareena Kapoor Kahane Lagi Sun  Kale Baigan  kuch kaam na hi h tu






 Kalu ka man kr rha tha ki kareena kapoor khan ke Munh Mein Dal De  11 inch ke land aur Uske garden me fasa de apna saap  pr Kalu  kareena Kapoor Khan ki baat Sunta Raha

 aur Kareena Kapoor kahati Hai Tumhare Jaise Kale  logo ko is Mumbai shahar Mein Aana hi nahin chahie pata  ni government Tum jaiso Ko Yahin per Aane Kaise  Deti Hai 


Kareena Kapoor Khan phir kahati hai Get away from here


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 FIR Kareena Kapoor Upar ki aur Bhag Jaati Hai Lekin Kallu ko Aaj Apne bahut gussa a raha tha  Itna jalil wo Kabhi Jindagi Mein Aaj Tak Nahin hua 

[Kaliya]

Kareena Kapoor Khan phir kahati hai Get away from here


 FIR Kareena Kapoor Upar ki aur Bhag Jaati Hai Lekin Kallu ko Aaj Apne bahut gussa a raha tha  Itna jalil wo Kabhi Jindagi Mein Aaj Tak Nahin hua 




Kareena Se Jyada gussa use hariya pe raha tha ki usne uska chutiya Banaya FIR Kalu raat ko hi Bangla se bahar chala jata hai aur vah vahan se Usi Hariya ke pass Jata Hai uski uss gandi jhopadi mein aur vah Gate katata Hai Jaise hi hariya gate kholta h kalu kehta h madarchodo kutte  Tune Mujhe chutiya Banaya saale kutte Maine use Apne biwi  per istemal kiya aur usse maine  paise Mange to usne mujhe Danta aur ek bhi rupya nahin diya 


Hariya ko yekeen ni hota Ki uska jadu fail ho jaye aur hariya kalu se Kahta Hai Puri baat bata kya hua 

To kalu sari Baat batata Hai Hariya kalu se Kahta Hai Ki Tune wo Mantra ka uchharan to kiya hi Niiii


Kalu  kehta h arey behan chudwa Ham bhul gaye 




Hariya kehta h  ki sale kutte apni galti  Mere per Kyon fod raha hai aur FIR kalu Hariya se Kahta Hai Ki mujhse galti ho gai Kalu Hariya se Kahta Hai Ki yaar is Galti ko sudharne ka koi upay To Bata Hariya Kahta Hai 



Tere Sharir ke us chiz ko Jisko tune Aaj Tak Apne sar se saaf na kiya ho Jaane Jo Tere Sharir par Tere Janm se  ho  tujhe wo chiz aadhi kHud khaNi hogi aur aadhi use Tujhe use khilana Hoga  jise vash me krna 


Kalu ko Kuchh samajh Nahin a raha tha Kalu Kahta Hai hariya sale kutte  Kahana kya Chahta Hai Saaf saaf  bata to FIR Hariya Kheta hai ki Tujhe Apne Sharir Ka Aisa Koi Baat Ho Jo Tere janam se aaj tak Tere Sath ho Tujhe uss baal ko adha khud khana hoga aur   Usi aadhe baal ko use khilana hoga jis pr ye vidhi adhuri reh gyi 


  aur FIR karlu vahan se Pata Hai Aur Raste  Bhar Sochta Hai Ki Aisa kaun  ki jagah ya baal hai jo Sharir par Uske Janm se aaj tak vaise ka Vaisa hi hai 

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 Kalu bungalow pauch jata h aur phir kalu servant quarter ki Or Chala Jata Hai Aur vahan per vah let jata hai Khatiya par aur uske Bagal Mein vimla Leti Hui hoti hai aur FIR uske baad Kalu  Sochta  Hai Ki Aisa kaun sa Baal Hai Uske Sharir Se Juda Hua Hai Aur wo Apne Pajama ko niche kar kar Apne land ko apne haatho seb Malta rahata Hai Aur Kalu  ke  land  ki badboo room me fail jati h. Vimla ko iss boo ki aadat ho gyi thi lekin kareena kapoor khan ko kaise ek bihari land ke badboo perfumes si lagegi aage dekhege



 Kalu ka land khada ho jata hai ki tbhi kalu  ko ek Idea aata hai aur vah Sochta Hai Ki vah Aisa  ek hi jagah h wo maine apne Janm se  Safai Nahin Ki hua tha wo tha  uska ganda ghinauna land aur


 To Uske dimag Mein Ek Idea Aata Hai Kyon Na Kareena  Kapoor khan 



Kareena Kapoor Khan ko Apni jhaat ka baal Khila Diya Jaaye aur wo  Aadha Mein kha Lunga 



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[Kaliya]

kalu bihari ki jhannto ki safai krne wali jo behne kareena kaooor karishma kapoor.     Kareena kapoor khan pehle khud kalu ke land pr sindur lga apni maang bharegi phir karishma ki gaand me kalu ka land zabardadsti dalwayegi jiske karan karishma ko apni ass surgery krne london jana hoga kyuki gaand thodi si chir jayegi  gaand ki upei joint se

[ds1784]

Jabardast update

[ds1784]

Ek bada sa update do bhai??

[Kaliya]

Phir agale Din Subah hoti  jo Kalu ki Jindagi ko badalne wala Din tha Kalu Bunglow ki  aur jata hai aur vahan darvaja kholta hai aur vahan Se wo kitchen Mein Chala Jata Hai vah dekhta hai ki ghadi Mein 8:00 Baje wale hain aur FIR fridge ki aur jata hai aur vahan se us juice wale pack ko nikalta hai aur use Bagal Mein Ek Kanch ka gilas lata hai aur uske bad Apne pajami Ke Nade ko dheela kr deta  hai aur uska pajama uski Kali Tango se hota hua niche GirJata Hai Uske bad Apne kacche ko Apne ghutno  Tak utarta  hai aur 


Phir vah apne donon Hathon ko apni land ki jhanto. ki kone ki  le jata h lekin wo Khul Nahin rahi thi Kyunki vahan per Kuchh jyada hi mail jama  hua tha



 aur FIR Kalu kaise taise uss baal ki jadh me haath pauch pata h  phir kalu us jadh me jor lgata h baal todne ke liye   lekin kalu ko  usi pal   wo uske sharir ka sabse najuk hissa hota  h to use bahut Dard hota hai lekin Kalu Sochta Hai Ki thoda dArd seh le kalu kyuki   Fir Uske bad To uss rajkumari ko Sara Dard sehna Hoga Mera aur FIR  kalu ke jhante ka ek baal tut jata h  call Tut Jata Hai Aur FIR kalu dekhta hai  baal pr Kuchh kala kala Mail laga hua tha Jo Kalu ke upar Bhi yani kalu ke gnade haatho pr lag gaya tha  darasal wo



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 Kalu ki Dhul Mitti mail gandigi se jami hue Ek Parat thi


FIR Uske pass Kalu us baal ko do Hisso  mein Tod deta hai aur uske bad kalu kitchen Mein jata hai glass mein thoda sa Pani leta hai aur use Baat Ko Apne Munh Mein wo baal Dal deta hai aur Pani ko pi leta Hai Kalu ko ekadam kadwa Sa Laga tha uska to ulti ka man hua  lekin usne Kaise taise control Kiya Kyunki Aakhir Sawal Kareena Kapoor Khan ka tha  jo Hindustan ke Har EK Land Ka moot nikalwati thi Uske pass kalu us  dusre Ke Tukde ko us juice wale glass mein Dala aur gilas mein usne juice ke packet se  juice daal bhar diya  ka aur vah  baal ka tukda uss juice ke bich me ghumne lga   aur usne Dekha ki ghadi Mein 9 bajne   Wale Hain 


FIR kalu Socha chalo uss Rajkumari Ko utha  diya jaye kyuki  ki aaj ke bad  mai Uske us alishan  Bistar par us  ke sath mein roj souga aur vah Khud Mujhe uthayegi



 aur FIR Uske bad Kalu Upar ki aur Jane lagta hai aur vah FIR vah FIR darvaje ke pass pahunchta hai aur andar Awaaz lagata Hai Mem Sahab Sahab memshab



  Aur wo darvaje ko do teen knock Karta Hai Aur FIR Uske bad Kareena ki ekadam nind Tutti  Hai Aur FIR kareena kapoor k khan ko bhot gussa aata hai Kyunki vah bahut hi gehri Nind Mein so rahi thi



 Aur vah kahati Hai

 Kareena kapoor khan--what the fuck you black dog why you disturbing me 


aur FIR Kareena Kapoor Hindi mein kahati hai  kale kutte Kyon  Mujhe uthaya Itna jor se bolati hai


 Kalu ko lagta hai

 ki yah randi abhi   bhi gussa h


  Kalu kehta h 
Kalu- memSab niche juice  Rakha Hai juice Pi lijiyega aur FIR Kareena Kapoor kahati hai  

Kareena kapoor khan--nikal yahan se kale kutte 



( Ye baat to aapko sabko pta h Kareena Kapoor Jo Apne ghamand Ke Liye Hi Jaani jaati thi Bollywood mein )

Lekin wo Vimla  se Thodi Si jud  Gai Thi lekin Jab Se uski mom yani Babita Kapoor ne use  Oberoi family ke  kisse ke bare  bataya tha use  in  Chhote logo se kuch zyada hi nafrat  Ho Gai Thi khaskar Kale Logon se 



Uske bad kalu Niche Jata Hai Lekin vah Apne man mein bol raha tha aur apne land ko sehla rha tha  use boht gussa aaa rha tha Kyunki uski Aisi bezati Kabhi Nahin hui thi  wo Kah Raha Tha ki Kuchh ghante aur Ruk Ja kutiya  Agar Tujhse Apne land ka sara Mal saaf nahin karaya   To Mera naam bhi karu Nahin Chahe Teri Maut hi  Kyon Na Ho Jaaye lekin Tere goore mooh  ko ab main apna  maldar Land Ka Ghar Banaunga



uska mood aaj   jyada hi kharab hai Kyunki  wo 1 minut bhi kalu ko Apne Ghar per Naukari per Rakhna Nahin chahti thi 


Ab kareena  pahle wala Roop Laut aaya tha the Kareena Kapoor Khan  the attitude queen 


aur uske bad Kareena Kapoor  ph uthati h aur ek call milati hai aur vah call Amrita Arora ko milati hai 






 Amrita arora -- Bebo WhatsAp kaise h tu 
to Fir Kareena Kapoor kehti hai

Kareena Kapoor -- (dhe

[Kaliya]

Kareena Kapoor -- (dheeli awaz me ) theek hu

Amrita poochti h 

Amrita ---  kya hua Teri Awaz Ko Teri Awaz down Kaisi Hai 


Amrita Arora Kareena Se kahati Hai Teri Awaaz to sabse Jyada acchi rahti hai aaj Teri Awaz kaise  down ho gai  to Fir Amrita se Kareena Kapoor Khan kahati hai ki 

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Kareena kapoor khan -- yaar mere ghar mein ek Naukar  h mai use  bilkul bhi kam per ni rakhna  Nahin chahti 

Amrita Arora puchti Hai

Amrita -- Kyon Aisa Kya Kar Diya Usne usne Tujhe Chheda Kya  yaTere Saath Koi galat Harkat ki 


to Fir Kareena Kapoor Khan Karti Hai 

Karena --+(rob jamate Hur )uski itni aukat ni......   



Amrita - To fir  use tu  kam per Kyon Nahin rakhna chahti to Fir Kareena Kapoor kahati Hai Ki

Amrita -- vah dikhne Mein ekadam ghinona h  vah Itna Kala Hai Kya Bataun use Dekhte Hi Mera Man ekadam se kharab ho Jata Hai To fir Kareena se Amrita Arora kahati Hai

Amrita -- (Haste hue ) tune ek  Kale ko apne yaha naukar kaise rakh liya Hai areee Tujhe To Aise Logon se bahut ghin aati hai na to Tune Aise log ko kam per Kaise Rakh liya

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Amrita --Teri family mein to  hi ine Chhote aut kale logo se sabse zyada  Nafrat Karti Hai To Tune Aise Kaise kam per Rakh sakti hai 
 to Fir Kareena Kapoor kahati hai amrita se aur  Vimla ki sari baat bata deti hai Amrita arora  kahati Hai Ki are bebo  tum bhi Kitni Bholi Hai yah Jo Chhote log hote hain Hamare Sath yani ki Hamare Bade Logon ke sath aise hi Rishte banate hain Inko apni jutti ki NOK per Rakhna chahie To Aisa Kar Aaj hi  un dono  ko Apne Ghar Se Nikal de  Aur Main Sham Tak Tere Yahan Ek Naya Nokar  bhej Dungi main Abhi call Karti hun apne manager  ko aur vah vahan se ek Achcha Sa nokar  bhej dena 

[Kaliya]

Iss kutiya ne itni muth marwai kal sala land chil gya h iss kutiya ke sara badla luga ise kalu ki aise rakhel banauga ki tamiur bagal me royega aur kareena  taimur ko chup karane ki bajaye kalu ke land ki jhaante chat chat kr mail ko roj saaf kregi 


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Is kutiya ke ghamand Ko kalu  ko iski gaand ki charbi ke nikalega kalu. Iski gaand   ko ittti chusega raand h ye saali chinar haramzade kutiya ka chehre pr paiso ka bhot ghamnd h 





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 Ab bs kalu hi sahara h  hamara jo iss kareena kaapor khan ki gaand ke iski sari ghamnd akad nikale saari suhaagrat pr bs kutiya ki chikkkhe chikkke aani chahiye 

Ki kalu ji bhot bada h meri ass seh ni sakti.   Kareena ke mooh se ye sunna h

[Mafiadon]

I am really speechless! Unimaginably well writing! Hats off to you brother.

[Baban]

Hey bro.....Thanks for liking my stoty HAWAS KI AAG.

HAAN....MAIN JALDHI NAYA THREAD START KARUNGA.JAHAN EK SE BARKAR EK HOT STORIES HONGE.SATH REHNA ..

THANK YOU..

[rabiakhan338]

nice dear