[Baban]

Waiting for new kamuk update.... all the best... ?

[Lusty ideas]

Bhai ek dum mast likh rahe ho,  bas kareena aur kalu ke beech kisi ko mat lana,  aur tumare jaisa jaldi update iss xossipy par kohi nahi dhe sakta

[SweetSonali]

Jabardast update! Bahut hi mast likha aapne bhai.

[Introvert]

vah vah vah
ekdum jhakaas aur lajawab update bhai!! itna majedar ke kia kahun

[bunty9018]

kalu kareena ki sath uske alisan bangle mi uske alishan bangle mi suhagraat manaye kareena kaalu ke didh ki gilas laaye kareena kalu ko condom de kar chodne ko kahge lekin kallu usko kahe ki kya sali uski kimiti maal barbad karegi ye tere liye amrit hi ase hi dalung tere andar

[Bonita]

Awesome kahaani bhai, bahut hi majedar
behad hi shandaar aur lajawab update hai bhai,

[Bimal]

What an amazing story! You are writing the story which is my most favourite.

[KGB]

Jabardast kahaani! Great fantasy story. Brother you have hit the right place.

[Veer]

bahot bahot shukriya iss thread shuro karne ke liye .ekdom mere man pasand kahaani.

[Jaxon]

are vah maja agiya bhai,bahut mast likha
vah vah vah itne majedar kahaani

[Kaliya]

Thx bhaiyo aaj aayega ye bada update  aise hi comment's me apne vichar btana

[Jaxon]

Thx bhaiyo aaj aayega ye bada update  aise hi comment's me apne vichar btana

[Vicky007]

superb! lajawab. my favorite actresses.

[Kaliya]

Uske bad Kareena Kapoor Ne Bath liya kam se kam 30 minut Tak  aur wo bathtub Main hi Leti Rahi aur uske bad vah Uthe aur fir usne Ek towel liya uski  Jhangee  ek dum Mulayam Gaddar Jaisi Ho Gai  phirr kareena Apne bedroom ki aur Chali Gai aur vahan per apni table se ek Re cream li aur apni us cream ko  Sharir pr lgane lgi aur tbhi Kareena Kapoor ke mobile per ek call aaya Kareena Kapoor Ne apna phone uthaya to usmein usme  Babita Kapoor ka naam likha tha  babita kapoor yani kareena kapoor ki maa





Kareena ki Mar Jani ki Babita Kapoor ka tha aur FIR Kareena ne phone uthaya 

Babita Ne Kareena se poochha 

Babita --hello beta kaisi ho to 

Kareena- mom main theek hun aap bataiye kaise ho
  Babita - Main Bhi acchi hun 
 Kareena -vahan per sab kaise 
 Babita -sab theek hai 


Kareena se babita ne  kaha ki beta Pata Hai Hamare Yahan pados Mein Ek Oberoi family rahti Thi

 To Kareena --ha to  Kyon Kiya Hua
 Babita -- unke Yahan per 1 maid kam kya karti thi aur uska Pati bhi kam Kya Karta Tha sayad bihar se the dono
Kareena --(sochte hue ))o yaa I know mom pta h  kyu kya hua

Babita -- Jab Main Mrs. OBEROI ke yaha jaati thi ki  unki parties  mein vah donon Dekhne Mein ekadam Low class category ke aadami lgte the pata nahin Mrs. Oberoi

 Kareena puchti hai lekin Momo hua kya yah to bataiye 

to Fir Babita kahati Hai

Babita-- Un donon med oberoi ke ghar me chori ki yani  tijori  se Tala Todkar  paise lekr Bhag rahe the unke Watchmen Ne dekh liya aur security officer Ne unhen Range Hathon railway station per pakad liya

Kareena ne ye suna toh wo shock Ho Gai  Fir Babita Kapoor ne kaha ki 

Babita -- yah Chhote log hote hi aise Hain inn  per Bharosa Nahin kara Ja sakta main unhe Hamesha apni juton ki NOK per Rakhna chahiye jitna pyar dikhao yah apne apne  utne hi jyada Nakhre dikhate Hain to Fir Kareena Kapoor kahati hai I know mom Chhote log hote hi aise Hain to Fir Kareena Kapoor se Babita puchti hai ki Tere Yahan Bhi to Ek maid kam karti hai to kareena  batati hai uska naam Vimla hai

 FIR Kareena Kapoor  se babita  kahati hai 

Babita-- wo h kaha se

Kareena-- vah Yahan per Shayad Bihar Se Aayi Hai

 Kareena Kapoor ki mom kahati hai whattttttt!!!


 Beta tujhe  apne  yaha bihariyo ko kam per  rakha hai  

Babita Kapoor Kareena se kahati hai ki to unhen jald se jald kam se nikal De Aise Chhote logon ko kam per Nahin Rakhna chahiye Kareena Kapoor Bas suntii rahti hai aur bus han bolati hai Kareena Kapoor kahati hai ki mom mujhe kuchh kam hai aur Main Phone rakhti hun aur bad mein baat karungi 


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Babita kapoor-- beta iss baat ko  dyhan se sun Ki ine Logon Ko Apne Paas Mat Aane Dena aur jald se jald inn bihariyo  means. Black dogs. Ko nikal De

  Aur Kareena phone Rakh Deti Hai 





 Kareena Kapoor Khan Ne Socha Ki Sab Bihari Ek Jaise Thodi Hote Hain aur FIR aap kareena kapoor vimla per pura Bharosa tha pr Kalu per kam Bharosa tha aur  wo kehti ki kal vimla se kah Dungi ki vah Kalu ko se jaldi se kahe ki kam khatm Karen aur nikal Jaaye lekin Kareena Kapoor Khan ko yah Nahin Pata Tha ki  ye uski zindigi kitNi badi Galti Thi ki  Kalu ko Yahan kam ke liye Bulaya tha yani Ki Gatar Ki Safai ke liye  use ye Nahin pata aap Yahi gatar Ki Safai karne wala Kalu Bihari  ek din royal kareena kapoor khan ki Mang me   Dobara sindur bharega yani ki uske sath shaadi Karega lekin Kaise yah Aage aap Sabko Pata chalega 


Vimla kitchen me kaam kr rhi thi

aur  vimla jab Upar ki or ja rahi thi aur vah Upar store room mein se kuch plate la rahi thi to sidiyo se uska Paon pishal gaya aur vah Niche  giri aur jor se chillai haye Daiya 
 

to Fir ekadam Kareena Kapoor Apne Kamre se bahar aati hai aur kahati hai Vimla ji aapko kya hua to vimla kehti h
Vimal- baby Lagta Hai Meri paon Mein moch a Gai Hai To fir Kareena Kapoor kahati hai ki O my God aap Kaho to main doctor ko Bulati Hun



 To fir  vimla  kehti h Nahin Nahin Rahane dijiye main Aaram kar lungi aur Ek tube Hai mere pass  Dard ki  Mein use Laga lugi 

[Kaliya]

 To fir  vimla  kehti h Nahin Nahin Rahane dijiye main Aaram kar lungi aur Ek tube Hai mere pass  Dard ki  Mein use Laga lugi 

Aur vimla kehti h  mujhe aisa lagta hai main Jyada der Khade hokar Kam Nahin kar paungi to Fir Kareena Kapoor kahati hai ki aap is Baat Ki Chinta mat kijiye Apne Kamre Mein jakar aaram kijiega aur Kalu ko kah dijiyega kitchen ka kaam kar de aap pahle acchi Tarah theek ho jaaiye FIR aap kam karne ke liye aana

Kareena   Vimla se kahati hai 




aur Vimla sochti h  ki  ki uski malkin Kitni acchi hai


 Aur vimla dhire dhire Ghar Se Bahar jakar servant room ki or Jaati Hai  aur kareena kapoor Upar Kamre Ki aur jaati hai aur souchti hai ki uski mom Kitni vaise buri h wo in Chhote Logon Ko Insan hi Nahin samajhti Unki Bhi To Kuchh feeling hoti hai Kareena Kapoor ki mom ne usse Jo baten Kahin Thi vah Kuchh had Tak Sahi thi kareena ko  Aage  ye samajh mein aaega 


FIR Uske bad kalu  Apne servant quarter mein  gya aur usne apni patni ke parsh se 100 ke 4 Note likal le
Aur  BungLow mein se bahar ki aur Nikal Gaya aur Mumbai ke bandra station ke pass jakar aur uske Bagal Mein Ek gandi Si Basti thi aur vah vahan per Gaya ek nAALI ke kinare ki jhopdi mein Ki ore Gaya aur FIR Jab vah andar Gaya vah darvaja khatkhata



darvaja khatkhata Ja Tu Darwaza ke andar kalu ke Bihar ki hi ek dost tha  Jab Darwaza khola to usne Kaha kahan gaya Kalu aaj kis randi ko chodne ke liye sande ka tel le ja raha hai to Kalu Kahta Hai Aisa Kuchh Nahin Hai Apne Mujhe andar to Bula kutte aur FIR Dono andar baith gaye aur FIR Hariya ek desi yani ki ek sasti Sharab ki Botal Kholi aur donon mein ek peg liya aur FIR Kalu ne kaha ki yaar aaj Main Jab road se a raha tha to Maine Ek heroine ka photo Dekha Sali ki photo ki usmein dekh kar mera Main Aag land me Lag Gaye to Hariya ne kaha ki uska kiska  photo Dekha Tune to usne kaha ki Vahi sali Vahi Jo is Mumbai mein unke bahut bada Khandan hai  kareena Kapoor ka

(Jaisa ki aap sab log Jante Hain Ki Kareena Kapoor ko Kaun Nahin Jaanta tha Har ek bihariyon ke land Mein To Aag laga rakhi thi  isliye Bihar ka Har Har Ek Bihari Kareena Kapoor ko Apne land ki rakhel   banana chshta tha)

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Kalu Ne hariya ko yah Nahin bataya ki usne Kareena Kapoor ko dekha real me Aur  wo uske bungalow me mein hi Rah raha hai Kyunki Kalu kisi pr bhi Bharosa Nahin Karta Tha aur vah bahut hi Chalak tha (Bata Dun ki Kalu aur Hariya ki dosti Ek randikhane Mein hui thi aur   randikhane Mein yah donon Ek randi ko ek Sath chodte The Isliye ine donon Dosti Itni gehri Ho Gai thi)



Hariya ne kaha uss bahan ki Lodi Ka To Main Bhi Deewana hun kutiya gAnd dikha rhi thi uss gaane me man Karta Hai saali ki gaand lohe kaha sariya fasa Dun 


 TbhiHairya ko phone aata hai aur Hariya phone per Kahta Hai Ki Ham ke 2000 rupya chahie Varna Ham to vah bhi Din Nahin paate Hariya Kehta Hai Ki Ham to Hamara kam Karte lekin usse pahle Hamare account mein 2000 rupya Jama kara aur FIR Hua phone Kat deta hai ki kalu sochta ki  Hariya kisse baat kar raha hai






Fir Hariya jata hai ki Jis aadmi ka phone aaya tha
 In bihari language
 use apni Premika ke shadi  karna tha Kyunki Uske Premika ek bahut Bade Ghar Ki Ladki Hai Lekin Uske Ghar wale uski shaadi Kahin aur kara rahe hain wo aadMi uss ladki ko Apne Hathon  yani ki apne vas me krna chahta h isliye mujhse wo ek vidhi (विधि) pocch rha tha  
Phir hariya  ne kalu se  kahan ki aisi kaun si विधि hai
Hariya Kalu per bahut Vishwas Karta Tha Kyunki Hariya Ka Is Duniya Mein Koi Nahin tha isliye vah Kalu se apni Har Baat Ko btaya Karta Tha Kalu se hariya Kahta Hai Ki jisko apne Vash Mein karna hai uske Sharir ke Ek Hisse per ek nishan  banana Hoga aur uss nishan ko apne Sharir ke Hisse  banana Hoga aur use Nishan ko banane ke bad Insan ke Mathe per hath rakhkar hoga aur ek mantra badbadana hoga 3 baar  to  vah Insan tumhare har baat manega aur  vash  Mein ho jayega aur


 wo  Jab tak vash me  Rahega jab tak vah Nishan Nahin Mit Jata  dyan rhe wo nishan sirf tum aur wo hi dekh sakte aur koi ni warna ye का

[Kaliya]

 wo  Jab tak vash me  Rahega jab tak vah Nishan Nahin Mit Jata  dyan rhe wo nishan sirf tum aur wo hi dekh sakte aur koi ni warna ye काला जादू ka asar khatam ho jayega 




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[Kaliya]

Hlo guys.   Maine ye kale jadu wala plot isliye daala kyuki khani zyada realistic lge 

Kyuki kareena kapoor khan jaise padhi likhi high class lady kbhi kisi low class se seduce ni ho sakti 
Umeed krta hu aapko ye pasand h 

Lekin aisa ni h ki  kareena ki marzi ni hogi kalu bihari  ke chudne wo aage jakar khulegi kalu se dhire dhire 



Wo khud hi kalu bihari ke shadi krne ki zid krti h.   


Wait ye scene jald aayega.......

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[Kaliya]

Ye hai apna kalu bihari  aage aane wale time me royal kareena kapoor khan ka rajkumar

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 Aur yeh   bollywood ki sabse sexy

Kapoor khandan ki rich 
Attitude se bhari
Apni amiri ka ghamand dikhane wali 
Kalu bihari ke land se maag bhar wane wali 
Royal KAREENA KAPOOR KHAN 


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[Aviva]

fantastic, wonderful story bhai
bhut bhut mast aur lajawb . maja hi maja aya aur padhte rehne ko mann kar raha tha
behtareen tarike se likha hai ap ne
issko padhne ka maja alag hi hai

[KGB]

Wow! At present you are rocking this forum. Thanks a lot bro.