SATISFACTION THREAD

[KaliaPintu]

(as you came from behind and started sniffing I felt weird ki ek 21 saal ka ladga mujhe)

(and then your dick poked me)

Nayan: ouch!!!!!!!! SAtish............ye..............(stopped)



(fir baalon ko ek taraf karne par you could see my bare back and love handle)

(aisa mere pati ne bhi kabhi nahi kiya tha and that was making me nervous)

(after moving ur hair to one side i started to smooch and suck and lick ur creamy back )

aummm umm umm aumm aummmm aummm hmmmm ( u can understand from my kissing sucking licking speed that i am desperate hungry for u from a long time now)

aumm aummm 



( peeth chakh rha tha tabhi peeche se tera left side love handle dikha beech me hi thoda bend hoke started tasting and kissing ur side hip folds) umm aumm aummmm ahhhh kitni ( got back to ur bare back ) aumm aumm aummm tasty aumm ho aap 

( hugged u tight now and my face to ur right side neck shoulder intersection) ( my bbc poking ur ass and i am crushing my crotch on ur ass) uhhh uhhh bhabii 

aummm aumm aumm ( shoulder pe chumna start then went to neck intersection sideways) aummm aumm aummm

wo bhabiii uhhhhh aummmmm mmmmmmmm is ur hubby coming this year aumm aumm ( casually knowing the date lol )

[CumsterOriginal]

(after moving ur hair to one side i started to smooch and suck and lick ur creamy back )

aummm umm umm aumm aummmm aummm hmmmm ( u can understand from my kissing sucking licking speed that i am desperate hungry for u from a long time now)

aumm aummm 



( peeth chakh rha tha tabhi peeche se tera left side love handle dikha beech me hi thoda bend hoke started tasting and kissing ur side hip folds) umm aumm aummmm ahhhh kitni ( got back to ur bare back ) aumm aumm aummm tasty aumm ho aap 

( hugged u tight now and my face to ur right side neck shoulder intersection) ( my bbc poking ur ass and i am crushing my crotch on ur ass) uhhh uhhh bhabii 

aummm aumm aumm ( shoulder pe chumna start then went to neck intersection sideways) aummm aumm aummm

wo bhabiii uhhhhh aummmmm mmmmmmmm is ur hubby coming this year aumm aumm ( casually knowing the date lol )

(I let you kiss so some time as I was enjoying then realised ki tum mere pati nahi ho)

(I turned towards you)

Nayan: Ye kya kar rahe ho tum..................tumne kaha tha bas ye (looked at my boobs) aur ye (at my crotch)

Nayan: dekhoge toh bas.....................

Nayan: Mai sirf tumhari help karne ki koshihs kar rahi uska fayda mat uthao......samjhe

Nayan: Jo dekhna hai jaldi se dekh k khatam karo

[KaliaPintu]

(I let you kiss so some time as I was enjoying then realised ki tum mere pati nahi ho)

(I turned towards you)

Nayan: Ye kya kar rahe ho tum..................tumne kaha tha bas ye (looked at my boobs) aur ye (at my crotch)

Nayan: dekhoge toh bas.....................

Nayan: Mai sirf tumhari help karne ki koshihs kar rahi uska fayda mat uthao......samjhe

Nayan: Jo dekhna hai jaldi se dekh k khatam karo

( as u turned towards me and started scolding ki starting me kya kaha gya tha aur ye mai kuch aur hi kr rha hu )

nhi nhi bhabi mai koi fayda nhi uthaya bhabi i am sorry agar aapko waisa laga to mai sirf .. ( looking at ur slevelss arms ) to aap sleveless aur backless type blouse kyu pehanti ho ?

( trying to blame it on ur dress style jiske karan mai jo nhi bataya gya tha wo bhi taste ya chakh rha tha)

aap please thoda sa aise strict rahoge to kaise...

hum bedroom me chalke ( BBC twitching in my trouser) thoda baat kre ? 

( looking at ur hip folds with hungry eyes)

pleasee e ( my bbc was straining in my trouser )

[sri7869]

Nice Superb

[CumsterOriginal]

(Nayanthara apne pati vignesh aur saas sasur k sath rehti thi)

(Pati private comany mein naukri karta hai aur sasur retired gov employee)

(Saas din bhar pooja path mein rehti thi)

(Sexual life uss ghar mein kuch khas nahi tha)

(Nayan ko vignesh puri tarah se santush nahi kar paata tha aur pass k kamre mein saas sasur ko paas aane nahi deti thi)

(Aisa kuch mahino tak chal raha tha aur sasur aur bahu dono ko ek dusre k halaat ka andaza tha)

(Nayan ko ek rasta sucha aur jab pati aue  saas ghar se bahar hote toh low hip sare our sleevless blouse pehkar sasur ko lalachati)

(Sasur bhi jaanta tha ki ye usse behkane k liye kar rahi hai par kabhi himmat nahi ki)

(Achanak ek din sas ko kaashi nikalna tha tab pati ko bhi business trip k line jaana tha)

(Nayan ko pata tha issue acha mauka nahi milega toh pehle se hi taiyar ho kar aayi thi, low hip saree, seene pe latakta mangasutra, sleeveless blouse pehankar agayi)

Saas: Beta mai kaashi k liye nikal rahi hun 2-3 din lag jayenge mujhe aane



Viggi: Arey mamma mai bhi nikal raha hun office k kaam se mujhe bhi 2-3 din lag jaenge wapas aane

Saas: arey tum bhi..............arey dekho ye bhi nikal raha hai aaj isne toh mujhe bataya hi nahi

(tab apne sasur ko dekhti hun as if indicating ki note kar rahe hona dono ja rahe hain)



(tab mai apne pallu ko thoda aage karke apni hip jaan bujhkar sasur ko dikhane ki koshish karti hun aur left hand se sasur k shoulder ho halkasa toucch karti hun taaki wo dekhe mujhe)

Saas: Arey bahu suno toh..............

Nayan: ji saasu ma



Saas: dekho bahu hum dono ghar par nahi rahenge toh ghar ko sambhalne ki zimmedari puri tumhari hai ........thik

Saas: Aur haan mai nahi hun toh apne sasur ji ka bhi khayal rakhna

Saas: unhe kuch zarurat pade toh de dena...............davayi wagera



Nayan: Saasu maa aap bilkul fikar na kariye mai sab sambhal lungi

Nayan: Ghar ko bhi aur sasur ji ko bhi

Nayan: Aap befikar hokar apni yaatra aram se karke aayiye



(Maa bete dono apne kaam k liye ravana ho gaye)

(Lunch ki taiyari karni thi aur time thoda bhi waste nahi karna tha ko sasur ji ko apni kamar aur gaand achese dikhate hue kahan)

Nayan: Sasur ji agar kuch bhi zarurat pade toh kitchen mein aa jaana (double meaning) mai khaana banane mein busy rahungi

[KaliaPintu]

(Nayanthara apne pati vignesh aur saas sasur k sath rehti thi)

(Pati private comany mein naukri karta hai aur sasur retired gov employee)

(Saas din bhar pooja path mein rehti thi)

(Sexual life uss ghar mein kuch khas nahi tha)

(Nayan ko vignesh puri tarah se santush nahi kar paata tha aur pass k kamre mein saas sasur ko paas aane nahi deti thi)

(Aisa kuch mahino tak chal raha tha aur sasur aur bahu dono ko ek dusre k halaat ka andaza tha)

(Nayan ko ek rasta sucha aur jab pati aue  saas ghar se bahar hote toh low hip sare our sleevless blouse pehkar sasur ko lalachati)

(Sasur bhi jaanta tha ki ye usse behkane k liye kar rahi hai par kabhi himmat nahi ki)

(Achanak ek din sas ko kaashi nikalna tha tab pati ko bhi business trip k line jaana tha)

(Nayan ko pata tha issue acha mauka nahi milega toh pehle se hi taiyar ho kar aayi thi, low hip saree, seene pe latakta mangasutra, sleeveless blouse pehankar agayi)

Saas: Beta mai kaashi k liye nikal rahi hun 2-3 din lag jayenge mujhe aane



Viggi: Arey mamma mai bhi nikal raha hun office k kaam se mujhe bhi 2-3 din lag jaenge wapas aane

Saas: arey tum bhi..............arey dekho ye bhi nikal raha hai aaj isne toh mujhe bataya hi nahi

(tab apne sasur ko dekhti hun as if indicating ki note kar rahe hona dono ja rahe hain)



(tab mai apne pallu ko thoda aage karke apni hip jaan bujhkar sasur ko dikhane ki koshish karti hun aur left hand se sasur k shoulder ho halkasa toucch karti hun taaki wo dekhe mujhe)

Saas: Arey bahu suno toh..............

Nayan: ji saasu ma



Saas: dekho bahu hum dono ghar par nahi rahenge toh ghar ko sambhalne ki zimmedari puri tumhari hai ........thik

Saas: Aur haan mai nahi hun toh apne sasur ji ka bhi khayal rakhna

Saas: unhe kuch zarurat pade toh de dena...............davayi wagera



Nayan: Saasu maa aap bilkul fikar na kariye mai sab sambhal lungi

Nayan: Ghar ko bhi aur sasur ji ko bhi

Nayan: Aap befikar hokar apni yaatra aram se karke aayiye



(Maa bete dono apne kaam k liye ravana ho gaye)

(Lunch ki taiyari karni thi aur time thoda bhi waste nahi karna tha ko sasur ji ko apni kamar aur gaand achese dikhate hue kahan)

Nayan: Sasur ji agar kuch bhi zarurat pade toh kitchen mein aa jaana (double meaning) mai khaana banane mein busy rahungi

(Myself Satish Ydav 63 year old retired government employee black skinned halka ganja 6 feet heighted man who wants to enjoy my life )

( ghar pe meri biwi bhot religious hai aur har din kuch na kuch vrat rakhti hai mere bete ke liye ya mere liye ya ghar ke liye jiske karan mujhe sex nhi mil pata aur bhooka reh jata tha)

( mera aur biwi ka bedroom aur bete bahu ka bedroom side by side hai to unke bedroom ke kuch issues bhi mujhe pata chal jata tha i heard slight voice through wall where bahu said " Tum dhang se kr nhi pate " and somehow that made me hard as i have seen bahu hamesha jab ghar pe aur koi nhi hota to mere samne low hip saree sleveless blouse wala dress pehanke lalchane wale harkate harti hai aur wo bete se khush nhi hai somehow even though vignesh mera beta hai but still andar se mujhe wo ek ooppurtunity laga)

( ab aaj aisa hua ki meri biwi kashi ke liye ja rhi thi aur beta business trip se 2-3 din bahar jane wala hai which means ghar pe 2 din ke liye sirf mai aur bahu and even bahu mujhe dekhi when meri biwi laxmi keh rhi thi bahu ko ki sasur ka dhyaan rakhna and all even i was getting indications from bahu ki even she is thinking about the same thing i am thinking )

( bahu ka side hip dikh rha tha while she was talking to my wife and giving send off to her hubby and after my wife and beta left only me and bahu at home)

( i was wearing banyan and lungi and bahu sleveless saree and low hip pehni thi aur kamar dikahte hue kicthen chali gyi )

( i was sitting in the front room jaha se kitchen dikhata hai aur bahu ka back side dick rha tha mujhe )

( as bahu said ki "Sasur ji agar kuch bhi zarurat pade toh kitchen mein aa jaana (double meaning) mai khaana banane mein busy rahungi" i thought yahi time hai try krke dekh leta hu dekha jayega jo hoga even i remembered how bahu is disattisfied with my son)

( chup chaap chalte hue kitchen pe pohocha peeche se awaaz kiye bina bahu ka gand ka shape and hips ka lachak dekhte hue chalte hue kitchen me gaya aur peeche pohocha aur mu me pani aa rha tha bahu ka figure dekhke )

SSSShhh SHhhhhh ( placed both palm on bahus side hip aur hip folds pe ungli upar neeche krke fleshiness ka feel le rha tha)


to bahu zarurat to padi hai mujhe ( peeche se aake thoda chipka pressinh my crotch on ur ass slowly and wiffed ur left side neck side) mmmmm ( ahh kya mehak hai bahu ka)

pura kregi zarurat ? ( ohh bete ke biwi se chipak ke alag hi goosebumps mil rha tha)

[CumsterOriginal]

(Myself Satish Ydav 63 year old retired government employee black skinned halka ganja 6 feet heighted man who wants to enjoy my life )

( ghar pe meri biwi bhot religious hai aur har din kuch na kuch vrat rakhti hai mere bete ke liye ya mere liye ya ghar ke liye jiske karan mujhe sex nhi mil pata aur bhooka reh jata tha)

( mera aur biwi ka bedroom aur bete bahu ka bedroom side by side hai to unke bedroom ke kuch issues bhi mujhe pata chal jata tha i heard slight voice through wall where bahu said " Tum dhang se kr nhi pate " and somehow that made me hard as i have seen bahu hamesha jab ghar pe aur koi nhi hota to mere samne low hip saree sleveless blouse wala dress pehanke lalchane wale harkate harti hai aur wo bete se khush nhi hai somehow even though vignesh mera beta hai but still andar se mujhe wo ek ooppurtunity laga)

( ab aaj aisa hua ki meri biwi kashi ke liye ja rhi thi aur beta business trip se 2-3 din bahar jane wala hai which means ghar pe 2 din ke liye sirf mai aur bahu and even bahu mujhe dekhi when meri biwi laxmi keh rhi thi bahu ko ki sasur ka dhyaan rakhna and all even i was getting indications from bahu ki even she is thinking about the same thing i am thinking )

( bahu ka side hip dikh rha tha while she was talking to my wife and giving send off to her hubby and after my wife and beta left only me and bahu at home)

( i was wearing banyan and lungi and bahu sleveless saree and low hip pehni thi aur kamar dikahte hue kicthen chali gyi )

( i was sitting in the front room jaha se kitchen dikhata hai aur bahu ka back side dick rha tha mujhe )

( as bahu said ki "Sasur ji agar kuch bhi zarurat pade toh kitchen mein aa jaana (double meaning) mai khaana banane mein busy rahungi" i thought yahi time hai try krke dekh leta hu dekha jayega jo hoga even i remembered how bahu is disattisfied with my son)

( chup chaap chalte hue kitchen pe pohocha peeche se awaaz kiye bina bahu ka gand ka shape and hips ka lachak dekhte hue chalte hue kitchen me gaya aur peeche pohocha aur mu me pani aa rha tha bahu ka figure dekhke )

SSSShhh SHhhhhh ( placed both palm on bahus side hip aur hip folds pe ungli upar neeche krke fleshiness ka feel le rha tha)


to bahu zarurat to padi hai mujhe ( peeche se aake thoda chipka pressinh my crotch on ur ass slowly and wiffed ur left side neck side) mmmmm ( ahh kya mehak hai bahu ka)

pura kregi zarurat ? ( ohh bete ke biwi se chipak ke alag hi goosebumps mil rha tha)

(I was working on the kitchen table aur mujhe pata tha ki hall se sab kuch dkhta hai)

(mai jaise jaise table pe kaam kar rahi thi waise waise meri gaand hil rahi thi aur kamar toh mai khudh hokar dikha hi rahi thi)

(I could sense you stepping inside the kitchen)



(you slowly touched my hips aur ungli upar neeche kar rahe the)

(Aur gaand pe crotch ragade hue you asked to bahu zarurat to padi hai mujhe pura kregi zarurat ?)

Nayan: hmmm bohot der kardi aap ne aane mein (late to approach) 

Nayan: mai toh kab se apka intezar kar rahi thi........par aap toh aaj hi aaye

(pushed my asscheeks behind pressing your cotch)

Nayan: sasur ji zarurat bahu pura na kare aisa ho sakta hai.................Kahiye kya zaurat hai?

[KaliaPintu]

(I was working on the kitchen table aur mujhe pata tha ki hall se sab kuch dkhta hai)

(mai jaise jaise table pe kaam kar rahi thi waise waise meri gaand hil rahi thi aur kamar toh mai khudh hokar dikha hi rahi thi)

(I could sense you stepping inside the kitchen)



(you slowly touched my hips aur ungli upar neeche kar rahe the)

(Aur gaand pe crotch ragade hue you asked to bahu zarurat to padi hai mujhe pura kregi zarurat ?)

Nayan: hmmm bohot der kardi aap ne aane mein (late to approach) 

Nayan: mai toh kab se apka intezar kar rahi thi........par aap toh aaj hi aaye

(pushed my asscheeks behind pressing your cotch)

Nayan: sasur ji zarurat bahu pura na kare aisa ho sakta hai.................Kahiye kya zaurat hai?

( as u said "bahut der kr di aane me" i thought kitni badi rand hai meri bahu ye bol rhi hai when her saas ( my wife) and her hubby ( myson) is not at house )

acha to mera shak sahi tha tu jan bujke lalcha rhi thi hmmm

( went to your left side arm and started kissing ) aumm aumm aummm aumm umm umm ummm ummm ( tasting the soft flesh while kissing )


( as u pressed ur ass back on to my crotch i tried to press my crotch forward and feeling ur soft asscheeck )

ahhhhhhhh bahuuu ( moved ur hair to right side completely to expose ur left side and side neck pe ghus ke ) aumm aummm bhook lagi hai teri aummm aummm jism ki aummmm ( u can feel my hardening bbc as it had started warming up on ur ass )



tere badan ka ek ek inch ko chakhna chusna chahta hu ( kehte hue hugged u tight my forearm grazing ur hip folds and i hugging u from behind tight my forearms under ur boobs now and i am not letting u move making it tight ) mmmmm aaj lunch me tujhe khaungaa aunnnn ( kaan me bola and sucked ur left earlobe ) aummmm

[CumsterOriginal]

( as u said "bahut der kr di aane me" i thought kitni badi rand hai meri bahu ye bol rhi hai when her saas ( my wife) and her hubby ( myson) is not at house )

acha to mera shak sahi tha tu jan bujke lalcha rhi thi hmmm

( went to your left side arm and started kissing ) aumm aumm aummm aumm umm umm ummm ummm ( tasting the soft flesh while kissing )


( as u pressed ur ass back on to my crotch i tried to press my crotch forward and feeling ur soft asscheeck )

ahhhhhhhh bahuuu ( moved ur hair to right side completely to expose ur left side and side neck pe ghus ke ) aumm aummm bhook lagi hai teri aummm aummm jism ki aummmm ( u can feel my hardening bbc as it had started warming up on ur ass )



tere badan ka ek ek inch ko chakhna chusna chahta hu ( kehte hue hugged u tight my forearm grazing ur hip folds and i hugging u from behind tight my forearms under ur boobs now and i am not letting u move making it tight ) mmmmm aaj lunch me tujhe khaungaa aunnnn ( kaan me bola and sucked ur left earlobe ) aummmm

(when you said jaan bujh kar lalcha rahi thi)

Nayan: Saasu ma toh apko apne pas aane nahi deti toh mujhe laga apko meri zarurat hogi.....isliye

Nayan: aahhhhh sasur ji sssssssssssssssssss 

Nayan: abb lag raha hai k kisi sahi mard k haath lagi hun)

(i could feel your dick growing on my asscheeks)

(as you kissed my right neck I lifted my right hand and caressed your head)

Nayan: sssssssssssss aaahhhhhhhhhhhhh..............kha lijiye............aap hi k liye taiyar rakha hai kabse...................

Naya: bas mauka sahi mauka nahi mila daawat rakhne ka

[KaliaPintu]

(when you said jaan bujh kar lalcha rahi thi)

Nayan: Saasu ma toh apko apne pas aane nahi deti toh mujhe laga apko meri zarurat hogi.....isliye

Nayan: aahhhhh sasur ji sssssssssssssssssss 

Nayan: abb lag raha hai k kisi sahi mard k haath lagi hun)

(i could feel your dick growing on my asscheeks)

(as you kissed my right neck I lifted my right hand and caressed your head)

Nayan: sssssssssssss aaahhhhhhhhhhhhh..............kha lijiye............aap hi k liye taiyar rakha hai kabse...................

Naya: bas mauka sahi mauka nahi mila daawat rakhne ka

( as u said ki sasu maa apne paas aane nhi deti ) chatttttttttttt ( spanked ur right asscheeck and then pressed my crotch on ur ass pressing u to the kitchen counter )

hmm ye sab andar ki baate kaise pata ki tune hmmm ( i was mad at how ye secret kisi aur ko pata chal rha hai ki mere bedroom me mujhe biwi khush kr pa rhi hai ki nhi )

hmmm badi galat galat cheezo pe kaan lagati ho tum hmmm 

( and started to kiss ur soft bicep flesh) umm aumm aummm aummm aummmm aummmm ( licked the soft bicep) slupppppppppppppppppp ahhh bhot badi wali maal hai tu hmmm beta khush nhi kr paya to uske baap ko lalchayegi hmm aum aummm ( sucking right side neck mundi se tere chehre ko side krke gardan chakh rha tha) aummmm umm aummm ( even mai bhi kaan lagata tha bedroom ke beech wale deewar ko to know about ur and my sons love life )

( crotch tere ass pe chipkake ghas rha tha and side face ko chum rha tha) umm ummm ( waha tawa garam ho rha tha aur peeche mera loda )

[CumsterOriginal]

(Shriya Saran one of of the most sexiest woman in the apartment)

(materialistic person aur aaj uska birthday tha)

(Pati had promised to get her an iphone for this birthday but ran out of money)

(so her reached to his neighbour uncle for money who he thinks to be his friend)

Karan: Satish uncle mujhe dedh alkh rupay chahiye the...............aaj Shriya ka birthday hai and mene usse iphone gift karunga promise kiya tha....but I ran out of money kal hi

Karan: Aap toh mere friend ho toh mene soch ap hi maang leta hun

[KaliaPintu]

(Shriya Saran one of of the most sexiest woman in the apartment)

(materialistic person aur aaj uska birthday tha)

(Pati had promised to get her an iphone for this birthday but ran out of money)

(so her reached to his neighbour uncle for money who he thinks to be his friend)

Karan: Satish uncle mujhe dedh alkh rupay chahiye the...............aaj Shriya ka birthday hai and mene usse iphone gift karunga promise kiya tha....but I ran out of money kal hi

Karan: Aap toh mere friend ho toh mene soch ap hi maang leta hun

( Myself satish yadav 62 year old guy living his retirement life 2 bete the dono ke shadi ho gya and they are leaving in a different state due to job aur meri biwi jo hai wo gayi hai tirupati darshan krne with her family so ghar pe 2 hafte ke liye akela hu )

( i am coal black skinned thoda ganja sa 6 feet 2 inch height hu i am mostly in lungi and banyan in my house )

( i am living in a 6 floor wala housing society sabke sath acha relation hai mera i am like the good uncle of the society and we live in 5th floor room number 504 aur mere pados me Karan Saran naam ka banda a 39 year old something guy and his 36 year old Shriya Saran naam ki wife ke sath couples 502 room number pe rehte the)

( meri biwi bhi ghar pe kuch banati hai waha unke ghar pe deti hai aur wo log bhi ghar pe kuch banate hai to hamare ghar me dete hai we are like good neighbors )

( ab karan mere ghar pe aya subah subah 8 baje and telling ki kaise wo uski wife ko gift dena chahta tha iphone 1.6 lakhs ka newest iphone 14 pro but paise khatam ho gye and he came directly asking from me )

( Now mai bhale society ka cha innocent uncle wagera banke rehta hu lekin karan ki biwi bhot hot thi so i thought mauka mila hai to puch leta hu)

acha aur uncle ko kuch badle me dene ke bare me sochoge ki nhi 

Paise to hai uncle ke pass lekin mujhe kya milega ye socho thoda 

Itni sundar biwi ko gift de rhe ho jo paisa de rha hai use bhi kuch milna chahiye ki milna chahiye ( indicating ki i need something in return for the money u are asking )

[CumsterOriginal]

( Myself satish yadav 62 year old guy living his retirement life 2 bete the dono ke shadi ho gya and they are leaving in a different state due to job aur meri biwi jo hai wo gayi hai tirupati darshan krne with her family so ghar pe 2 hafte ke liye akela hu )

( i am coal black skinned thoda ganja sa 6 feet 2 inch height hu i am mostly in lungi and banyan in my house )

( i am living in a 6 floor wala housing society sabke sath acha relation hai mera i am like the good uncle of the society and we live in 5th floor room number 504 aur mere pados me Karan Saran naam ka banda a 39 year old something guy and his 36 year old Shriya Saran naam ki wife ke sath couples 502 room number pe rehte the)

( meri biwi bhi ghar pe kuch banati hai waha unke ghar pe deti hai aur wo log bhi ghar pe kuch banate hai to hamare ghar me dete hai we are like good neighbors )

( ab karan mere ghar pe aya subah subah 8 baje and telling ki kaise wo uski wife ko gift dena chahta tha iphone 1.6 lakhs ka newest iphone 14 pro but paise khatam ho gye and he came directly asking from me )

( Now mai bhale society ka cha innocent uncle wagera banke rehta hu lekin karan ki biwi bhot hot thi so i thought mauka mila hai to puch leta hu)

acha aur uncle ko kuch badle me dene ke bare me sochoge ki nhi 

Paise to hai uncle ke pass lekin mujhe kya milega ye socho thoda 

Itni sundar biwi ko gift de rhe ho jo paisa de rha hai use bhi kuch milna chahiye ki milna chahiye ( indicating ki i need something in return for the money u are asking )

Karan: Kya yaar uncle ........interest de dunga mai.........aise thode hi na chhod dunga

(but you nodded as if paison ka mai kya karun...........mere pas bohot hai)

Karan: acha batayiye..............kya chahiye apko badle mein

Karan: Jo bhi rahega dila dunga mai

(usse kya pata tha uncle kya maangne wale the)

[KaliaPintu]

Karan: Kya yaar uncle ........interest de dunga mai.........aise thode hi na chhod dunga

(but you nodded as if paison ka mai kya karun...........mere pas bohot hai)

Karan: acha batayiye..............kya chahiye apko badle mein

Karan: Jo bhi rahega dila dunga mai

(usse kya pata tha uncle kya maangne wale the)

( as u said ki paise interest ke sath de dunga ) rehne de paise rakh le teri naukri waise bhi chali gyi na 2 mahine pahle (kind of taunting u ), 1.5 lakh de deta hu shriya ko gift ke liye paise kharcha krne ke liye mai ready hu waise 

teri biwi ko bol ki Yadavji ne gift kiya hai iphone 

Mujhe waise ...hmm kya chahiye ...hmm good question 

Dekh abhi 2 hafte ke liye meri biwi ghar pe nhi hogi to how about mera bistar tere ghar pe garam ho ( indirectly meaning ki tere ghar pe teri biwi mera bistar garmayegi )

Shriya se bhi puch le ek baar kaise lagi yadavji ka option ( besharam hoke keh rha tha ye sab as i had a thing for shriya from a very long time now aur muka dhund rha tha )

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( as u said ki paise interest ke sath de dunga ) rehne de paise rakh le teri naukri waise bhi chali gyi na 2 mahine pahle (kind of taunting u ), 1.5 lakh de deta hu shriya ko gift ke liye paise kharcha krne ke liye mai ready hu waise 

teri biwi ko bol ki Yadavji ne gift kiya hai iphone 

Mujhe waise ...hmm kya chahiye ...hmm good question 

Dekh abhi 2 hafte ke liye meri biwi ghar pe nhi hogi to how about mera bistar tere ghar pe garam ho ( indirectly meaning ki tere ghar pe teri biwi mera bistar garmayegi )

Shriya se bhi puch le ek baar kaise lagi yadavji ka option ( besharam hoke keh rha tha ye sab as i had a thing for shriya from a very long time now aur muka dhund rha tha )

Karan: kya mazak kar rahe ho yaar uncle aap .......hahahaha

(then realized that you were serious)

Karan: yaar uncle aise kaise...............mene sapne mein bhi socha nahi tha aap meri biwi manglenge

(thinks for some time and the idea excited)

Karan: Thik hai.......mai try karunga agar mana kar diya toh kuch kehna nahi

Karan: Ek kaam karte hain hum iphone k saath hi ghar mein chalte hai......possibilities badh jaengi

Karan: Agar mana kar diya toh phone return kardena

(hubby giving ideas to the neighbour old uncle to convince his wife to warm his bed)

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Karan: kya mazak kar rahe ho yaar uncle aap .......hahahaha

(then realized that you were serious)

Karan: yaar uncle aise kaise...............mene sapne mein bhi socha nahi tha aap meri biwi manglenge

(thinks for some time and the idea excited)

Karan: Thik hai.......mai try karunga agar mana kar diya toh kuch kehna nahi

Karan: Ek kaam karte hain hum iphone k saath hi ghar mein chalte hai......possibilities badh jaengi

Karan: Agar mana kar diya toh phone return kardena

(hubby giving ideas to the neighbour old uncle to convince his wife to warm his bed)

ha to maal biwi leke ghumega to mard ke mu me pani nhi ayega kya ( i said it directly to karan how it is bina koi gol gol ghumaye when he said ki sapne me bhi nhi socha tha as i wanted karan to convey this message to his wife aswell ki yadavji ke mu me pani ata hai shriya ke karan )

( when karan agreed with my negotiation and is ok with me warming bed with his wife and said ki HUM iphone ke sath jayenge )

nhi iphone ke sath mai aunga ( as i wanted full credit ) paise mai bhar raha hu tu kaha beech me aa rha hai 

Tu ghar pe jaa aur biwi ko slevelss pehanne influence kr theek hai chal ab ja yaha se mai 1 ghante me aata hu tere ghar pe ( i somehow said that i love his wife a lot  in sleveless ) aur wo annual function me ek chain pehni thi kamar pe wo bhi pehna dena ( jo 9 mahine pahle annual function hua tha usme teri biwi kya pehni thi sab yaad hai mujhe abhi bhi which means kafi time se teri biwi ko taaad rha tha mai )

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ha to maal biwi leke ghumega to mard ke mu me pani nhi ayega kya ( i said it directly to karan how it is bina koi gol gol ghumaye when he said ki sapne me bhi nhi socha tha as i wanted karan to convey this message to his wife aswell ki yadavji ke mu me pani ata hai shriya ke karan )

( when karan agreed with my negotiation and is ok with me warming bed with his wife and said ki HUM iphone ke sath jayenge )

nhi iphone ke sath mai aunga ( as i wanted full credit ) paise mai bhar raha hu tu kaha beech me aa rha hai 

Tu ghar pe jaa aur biwi ko slevelss pehanne influence kr theek hai chal ab ja yaha se mai 1 ghante me aata hu tere ghar pe ( i somehow said that i love his wife a lot  in sleveless ) aur wo annual function me ek chain pehni thi kamar pe wo bhi pehna dena ( jo 9 mahine pahle annual function hua tha usme teri biwi kya pehni thi sab yaad hai mujhe abhi bhi which means kafi time se teri biwi ko taaad rha tha mai )

Karan: thik hai and went home

Shriya: Baby mera iphone

Karan: haan haan aa raha hai bas ek ghante mein

Karan: tum ek kaam karo mast ek sexy si sleeveless saree pehankar , waist chain pehankar taiyar rahi to get you iphone

Shriya: mai kuch samjhi nahi

Karan: (hesitant) baby wo mere sare paise kharch ho gaue thena to Satish uncle se help mangi thi

Karan: unhone ne kaha, Shriya ko mai gift kardunga, paise wapas dene ki zarurat nahi. wo bas tumhein wo unka bistar garam karna hoga

Shriya: (shocked) baby ye tum kya keh rahe ho?

Karan: Wo baby tumhein iphone dilana zaruri tha

(Shriya thinks for some time)

Shriya: acha thik hai...............abb itna mehanga iphone gift kar rahe hain toh return mein kuch expect toh karenge hi na

Shriya: I am ok with it........bula lo uncle ji ko

(karan  calls you and tell everything is ready)

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Karan: thik hai and went home

Shriya: Baby mera iphone

Karan: haan haan aa raha hai bas ek ghante mein

Karan: tum ek kaam karo mast ek sexy si sleeveless saree pehankar , waist chain pehankar taiyar rahi to get you iphone

Shriya: mai kuch samjhi nahi

Karan: (hesitant) baby wo mere sare paise kharch ho gaue thena to Satish uncle se help mangi thi

Karan: unhone ne kaha, Shriya ko mai gift kardunga, paise wapas dene ki zarurat nahi. wo bas tumhein wo unka bistar garam karna hoga

Shriya: (shocked) baby ye tum kya keh rahe ho?

Karan: Wo baby tumhein iphone dilana zaruri tha

(Shriya thinks for some time)

Shriya: acha thik hai...............abb itna mehanga iphone gift kar rahe hain toh return mein kuch expect toh karenge hi na

Shriya: I am ok with it........bula lo uncle ji ko

(karan  calls you and tell everything is ready)

( i was at apple store and selecting the iphone jo ki iphone 14 pro max with 1 TB storage that too with apple + care ke sath )


( sabse top end model kharid rha tha jiska prive ho rha tha 2 lakh 20 thounsand tak )



( us iphone ke peeche ek etching krwa rha tha "From Yadavji " (with a kiss emoji ) )

( thats when i got call from karan and he said ki shriya is getting ready for me inshort shriya maan gyi hai deal )

ohooo maan gyi navel chain bhi ? ( apple store wale thoda muskuraye as they were thinking ki sala buddha is age me kis ladki ko patane gift kharid rha hai )

ha mai apple store me hi hu 30 minute me aata hu 

( i was in shirt and lungi like a desi gaanwala type uncle aur apple ka bag ke sath building me enter kiya and reached ur room number 502 shorly (i rang the bell)

ding dongg ding dongggg 

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(Both knew it was you Shriya came and opened the door)



Shriya: aayiye yadav uncle........aap hi ka intezar kar rahe the

(Shriya looked into your hand to check if you were actually carrying an i phone and that was confirmed)

Shriya: aayiye andar aayiye

(tab hawa chali and you could see the navel chain)

(Shriya looked at you indicating she is ready)

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(Both knew it was you Shriya came and opened the door)



Shriya: aayiye yadav uncle........aap hi ka intezar kar rahe the

(Shriya looked into your hand to check if you were actually carrying an i phone and that was confirmed)

Shriya: aayiye andar aayiye

(tab hawa chali and you could see the navel chain)

(Shriya looked at you indicating she is ready)

( as the door opened it was shriya that too with a naughty grin on her face even i smiled a bit as andar hi andar pata hai ki kyu aya hu mai )

( i was looking at how shriya has wore slevless and that too patte wala blouse which shows arm armpit flesh and ur soft fleshy arms mu me pani aa rha tha)



( tab tak hawe ka jhoka aya and showed ur belly navel hole covered with navel chain uhhhhh i licked my lips a bit )

( i enetred in and as shriya was looking at the box in my hand i said )

unboxing kre ( thoda double meaning ke sath as ur wife wanted to unbox phone and i wanted to unwrap ur wife and enjoy her )

( i gave the apple bag to shriya )

Uncle ? just yadavji hona chahiye na ( trying to be close with ur wife)



this is all for the beautiful hot birthday girl ( i gave shriya the bag)