Aishwarya Rai Tease $ Seduction

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(Aise karte karte 3 mahine nikal gaye)

(Hafte mein ek baar isliye baat karti thi taki chingari bujhe nahi)

(Par ye chingari jyada din nahi tikta agar samay par aag na lagaya jay toh)

(bohot dino baat mene tumhein phone kiya, tumhein laga ki Rohan hi hoga)

Aish: Kaise ho aap sasur ji?



(Haal chaal pucha par phone nahi kaata 1 min se upar ho gaya tha)

Aish: Aap ki tabiyat aur sehad sab thik haina

(indirectly asking you about your condition)

Aish: Kuch nahi mene bas yunhi phone kiya 

Aish: Pichle hafte se pata nahi Rohan ko aap ki bohot yaad aa rahi thi. Shayad apne paapa ki kami mehsoos kar raha tha

(Deliberately said paapa and not abhishek so that you imagine yourself as his paapa and I knew you would the way you were blabbering the other day)

Aish: Abb naukri karte hue gaon aana toh mere liye sambhav nahi hai aur Rohan ki padhayi par bhi asar padega

Aish: Phir socha aap hi yahan 3-4 mahine k bula leti hun (lalcha rahi thi). par aap gaon k mukhiya hain itne dino tak kaise reh paenge

Aish: Bas yahi puchne k liye phone kiya tha ki kya aap kuch dino k liye yahan aa sakte hai. ROHAN k liye?

( as i got the call maine rohan hai sochke call uthaya lekin tumhara madhur vani sunne mila)

bahu..rani ? ha mai ekdum thee theek hu bahu..rani ( bahu ke baad rani lagana nhi bhul rha tha ab mai) 

( kahi wrong number se to nhi lag gya )


( tum kuch kahe usse pahle hi maine ) ab halaat sudhar chuka hai bahu ( as teeno beto ko permannetly ghar se bahar shift kr diya tha aur sirf sarita se kaise niptu is planning me tha)


tum yaha aa..( utne me tumne keh diya ki rohan ko papa ki kami mehsoss ho rhi hai and all ) achaa meri yaad aa rhi hai use bechara ( mai already chair se khada ho gya jab tumne kaha ki kuch dino ke liye aa paoge and all)

nhi nhi bahu wo mai apna karybhaar dusre gaanv ke sarpanch ko kuch mahino ke liye aunp sakta hu ( this impacts the coming elections in village and the other sarpanch may win electon lekin bahu rani ke bulawe par aana jyada important tha)

ha bahu kal aa jau ? ( it was as if bas raah dekh rha tha tumhe dekhne ka sakshaat aur tumne keh diya aane ko ) rohan se milkar kitne mahine hue ? 

tumhare liye gaanv ka kya lekar aau ? ( after some time) aur rohan ke liye bhi kya lana hai kaho bahu rani...

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( as i got the call maine rohan hai sochke call uthaya lekin tumhara madhur vani sunne mila)

bahu..rani ? ha mai ekdum thee theek hu bahu..rani ( bahu ke baad rani lagana nhi bhul rha tha ab mai) 

( kahi wrong number se to nhi lag gya )


( tum kuch kahe usse pahle hi maine ) ab halaat sudhar chuka hai bahu ( as teeno beto ko permannetly ghar se bahar shift kr diya tha aur sirf sarita se kaise niptu is planning me tha)


tum yaha aa..( utne me tumne keh diya ki rohan ko papa ki kami mehsoss ho rhi hai and all ) achaa meri yaad aa rhi hai use bechara ( mai already chair se khada ho gya jab tumne kaha ki kuch dino ke liye aa paoge and all)

nhi nhi bahu wo mai apna karybhaar dusre gaanv ke sarpanch ko kuch mahino ke liye aunp sakta hu ( this impacts the coming elections in village and the other sarpanch may win electon lekin bahu rani ke bulawe par aana jyada important tha)

ha bahu kal aa jau ? ( it was as if bas raah dekh rha tha tumhe dekhne ka sakshaat aur tumne keh diya aane ko ) rohan se milkar kitne mahine hue ? 

tumhare liye gaanv ka kya lekar aau ? ( after some time) aur rohan ke liye bhi kya lana hai kaho bahu rani...

(I was just smiling all the time when you were giving justification)

Aish: Kal, bohot jaldi nahi ho jaega? Dekhiye jaise apko phursat mile waise

Aish: Phir bhi address bhijva deti hun phone par

(I sent the address on your phone)

(I also knew you would be here next day and not wait any longer. Pehli gaadi karke nikal aaoge)

(The door bell rings and I know its you)

(I open the door, seeing me you get awestruck)

(I was dressed like this because pehle hi nazar mein vaar karna tha)

(My armpit intersection was visible, elevated boobs, slight cleavage line. Aisa lag raha tha koi dulhan apne pati bohot dino baad mil rahi ho)

Aish: Are sasurji aap???????

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(I was just smiling all the time when you were giving justification)

Aish: Kal, bohot jaldi nahi ho jaega? Dekhiye jaise apko phursat mile waise

Aish: Phir bhi address bhijva deti hun phone par

(I sent the address on your phone)

(I also knew you would be here next day and not wait any longer. Pehli gaadi karke nikal aaoge)

(The door bell rings and I know its you)

(I open the door, seeing me you get awestruck)

(I was dressed like this because pehle hi nazar mein vaar karna tha)

(My armpit intersection was visible, elevated boobs, slight cleavage line. Aisa lag raha tha koi dulhan apne pati bohot dino baad mil rahi ho)

Aish: Are sasurji aap???????

( as u said ki kal jaldi nhi ho jayegi tab tak maine gaanv ke railway station ke ticket master ko mumbai ke liye ticket banwane ka message daal bhi diya tha as kya pata kal jake bahurani ka man badal jaye)

nhi nhi kal to theek samay hai bahu..bahurani ( never forgetting to give respect)

ha adress bhijwa do bahu ( i was waiting for ur message from 15 mins and finally i saw u typing and u send the message kisi ache apartment ke 3rd floor me ghar tha 3 bhk ka )

( i grabbed my stuffs in a suit case and a airbag aur ghar se biwi se jhagda krke nikalta hu ghar se and blamed her ki rohan ka tabiyat theek nhi hai bahana bol diya and said ki rohan ko daddu ki zarurat hai )

( agle din dopahar ko mai pohoch jata hu tumhare flat ke yaha gaanv ka dhoti kurta aur hath me 2 bade luggage ke bags )

ding dongg dingg dongg

( as u open the door i saw u were dressed like some queen sleveless arms jise transparent type pallu se dhaka hua hai and just a cleavage slit and tera lips and khule baal dekhkar ekdum chup dekh rha tha )

( as u said sasurji aap i was looking at ur lips ) ha bahu wo wo..tumne kaha tha na aane ke liye to wo mai ...( looking at ur closed arms and ur neck and the necklace which goes down to ur cleavage and ur neck uhhhhh )

tum...wo ( i wanted to ask ki ekdum rani jaise lag rhi ho but ) rohan kaisa hai bahu rani ...( i asked looking at ur lips)

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( as u said ki kal jaldi nhi ho jayegi tab tak maine gaanv ke railway station ke ticket master ko mumbai ke liye ticket banwane ka message daal bhi diya tha as kya pata kal jake bahurani ka man badal jaye)

nhi nhi kal to theek samay hai bahu..bahurani ( never forgetting to give respect)

ha adress bhijwa do bahu ( i was waiting for ur message from 15 mins and finally i saw u typing and u send the message kisi ache apartment ke 3rd floor me ghar tha 3 bhk ka )

( i grabbed my stuffs in a suit case and a airbag aur ghar se biwi se jhagda krke nikalta hu ghar se and blamed her ki rohan ka tabiyat theek nhi hai bahana bol diya and said ki rohan ko daddu ki zarurat hai )

( agle din dopahar ko mai pohoch jata hu tumhare flat ke yaha gaanv ka dhoti kurta aur hath me 2 bade luggage ke bags )

ding dongg dingg dongg

( as u open the door i saw u were dressed like some queen sleveless arms jise transparent type pallu se dhaka hua hai and just a cleavage slit and tera lips and khule baal dekhkar ekdum chup dekh rha tha )

( as u said sasurji aap i was looking at ur lips ) ha bahu wo wo..tumne kaha tha na aane ke liye to wo mai ...( looking at ur closed arms and ur neck and the necklace which goes down to ur cleavage and ur neck uhhhhh )

tum...wo ( i wanted to ask ki ekdum rani jaise lag rhi ho but ) rohan kaisa hai bahu rani ...( i asked looking at ur lips)

(I was looking at your eyes checking me out. Pata tha ki pehli hi ball mein wicket gir gaya hai)

(I could read your mind the way you were looking at me)

Aish: Aise kya dekh rahe ho sasurji? Ki mai aise rani jaise taiyar q hui hun yahi na?

Aish: Bas aap hi ki wajah se (you were confused)

Aish: aap hi oh mujhe bahurani bahurani kehte hai. Abb jab aap jab apni bahu ko dkehne aa rahe hai toh RANI to lagni chahiye na?



(then you mentioned about rohan)

Aish: Arey rohan dekho daadu aaye hain, chalo paon chuyo

(I along with rohan bend to take your blessings)

Aish: Ashirwad dijiye sasurjii

(You could see my downblouse, mano andar jaise 2 rasgulle latak rahe ho)



(Rohan toh jaldi khada hua par mai thodi dr tak waise hi khadi thi)

(giving you a teaser of what you can get if you follow my orders)

(I stayed in that position for enough time where I could see tent building in your dhoti)

Aish: Lagta hai dekhar apko bohot khushi hui, Rohan ko

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(I was looking at your eyes checking me out. Pata tha ki pehli hi ball mein wicket gir gaya hai)

(I could read your mind the way you were looking at me)

Aish: Aise kya dekh rahe ho sasurji? Ki mai aise rani jaise taiyar q hui hun yahi na?

Aish: Bas aap hi ki wajah se (you were confused)

Aish: aap hi oh mujhe bahurani bahurani kehte hai. Abb jab aap jab apni bahu ko dkehne aa rahe hai toh RANI to lagni chahiye na?



(then you mentioned about rohan)

Aish: Arey rohan dekho daadu aaye hain, chalo paon chuyo

(I along with rohan bend to take your blessings)

Aish: Ashirwad dijiye sasurjii

(You could see my downblouse, mano andar jaise 2 rasgulle latak rahe ho)



(Rohan toh jaldi khada hua par mai thodi dr tak waise hi khadi thi)

(giving you a teaser of what you can get if you follow my orders)

(I stayed in that position for enough time where I could see tent building in your dhoti)

Aish: Lagta hai dekhar apko bohot khushi hui, Rohan ko

( abhi mai darwaje ke bahar khada hu andar aaya tak nhi u are inside house and i was outside door)

( i was looking at how cunningly u have covered ur arms and i was thinking ki kash ye (marked in red colour) transparent pallu thoda gir jaye and tere fleshy sleveless arm dekh pata mai)



( but mai ye soch rha tha tab tak tune wo sawaal utha liya ki "Ki mai aise rani jaise taiyar q hui hun yahi na?" )

nhi nhi aisa kuch nhi bahu...hu rani... mai aise bas ..wo

( tab tak tune reason bata diya ki mai bahurani bulata hu to rani jaise veshbhoosha pehni khadi hai and maine socha ki aisi rani ka seva krna hai mujhe )

seva..kr..( bas ye kehne hi wala tha by mistakenly ki seva krna manzoor hai malkin but tab tak hosh aa gya tha) jach rha hai bahu ...ranii  ( ab thoda trying to show humour )

( as u made rohan to touch my feet and u also bend to touch my feet meri nazar wo slight slit pe padi and the softness and fleshiness of ur milk buns jo sirf wo ek choti slit se pata chal rha tha aur waha ki chamak ne mera lund garma diya in no time ghar ke andar paanv tak nhi rakha usse pahle hi garma diya mera loda )

( rohan ko to maine ashirwad diya tak nhi wo to khada ho gya aur mai uski maa ka mamme tadne me busy tha ki kash ye sab khul jaye aur jamke chusu iske mamme lekin tab tu khadi ho gyi and meri nazar peeche deewar pe lagi  mere bete ki haar lagi hui photo pe bhi padi jisse bada guilt mehsoos hu a mano is ghar me kadam nhi rakhna chahiye aise hi wapas lautna chahiye ye bilkul galat hai )

( when u said dekhkar mujhe badi khushi hui hogi i coudnt understand ki tere cleavage chamakhne wala slit dekhkar ya mere bete ka haar laga hua photo dekhkar  and fir tune rohan ka naam liya to embarassed chhre se) hmmm ha wo to hai ( utna khushi prakat nhi kr paya as gaanv ka admi tha utna fake krna seekha nhi tha ab tak)

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( abhi mai darwaje ke bahar khada hu andar aaya tak nhi u are inside house and i was outside door)

( i was looking at how cunningly u have covered ur arms and i was thinking ki kash ye (marked in red colour) transparent pallu thoda gir jaye and tere fleshy sleveless arm dekh pata mai)



( but mai ye soch rha tha tab tak tune wo sawaal utha liya ki "Ki mai aise rani jaise taiyar q hui hun yahi na?" )

nhi nhi aisa kuch nhi bahu...hu rani... mai aise bas ..wo

( tab tak tune reason bata diya ki mai bahurani bulata hu to rani jaise veshbhoosha pehni khadi hai and maine socha ki aisi rani ka seva krna hai mujhe )

seva..kr..( bas ye kehne hi wala tha by mistakenly ki seva krna manzoor hai malkin but tab tak hosh aa gya tha) jach rha hai bahu ...ranii  ( ab thoda trying to show humour )

( as u made rohan to touch my feet and u also bend to touch my feet meri nazar wo slight slit pe padi and the softness and fleshiness of ur milk buns jo sirf wo ek choti slit se pata chal rha tha aur waha ki chamak ne mera lund garma diya in no time ghar ke andar paanv tak nhi rakha usse pahle hi garma diya mera loda )

( rohan ko to maine ashirwad diya tak nhi wo to khada ho gya aur mai uski maa ka mamme tadne me busy tha ki kash ye sab khul jaye aur jamke chusu iske mamme lekin tab tu khadi ho gyi and meri nazar peeche deewar pe lagi  mere bete ki haar lagi hui photo pe bhi padi jisse bada guilt mehsoos hu a mano is ghar me kadam nhi rakhna chahiye aise hi wapas lautna chahiye ye bilkul galat hai )

( when u said dekhkar mujhe badi khushi hui hogi i coudnt understand ki tere cleavage chamakhne wala slit dekhkar ya mere bete ka haar laga hua photo dekhkar  and fir tune rohan ka naam liya to embarassed chhre se) hmmm ha wo to hai ( utna khushi prakat nhi kr paya as gaanv ka admi tha utna fake krna seekha nhi tha ab tak)

(I could see you eyes looking at the pallu aur tumhari soch kya hogi mujhe achese pata tha)

Aish: Itni jaldi nahi girega.............Rohan kisi k paon chune k liye jaldi nahi girta. Bas apke liye hi girta hai isliye jaldi uth kar bhag gaya

(Mai bohot dheere se uthkar khadi ho rahi thi)

(2 mahine baad jo aaye ho toh thoda aag toh lagana zaruri tha)

(Meri nazrein tumhari nazron se mili hui thi, jab mai upar ith rahi thi)

(Bete k photo ko dekh kar dil mein dard ho raha tha, par bahu ko dekhkar lund pe jyada dard ho raha tha)

Aish: Kya dekh rahe hain sasur ji? Wo toh humein chhod kar chale gaye

Aish: Abb jo kuch bhi hai SAB KUCH AAP HI KA HAi..............Mera matlab hai aap hi ka sahara hai



Aish: Arey aap toh abhi tak bahar hi khadein hai chaliye aayiye andar

Aish: Apna samaan bhi utha lijiye ga

(Giving you order to carry your own stuff)

(I turned and looked at you like this while saying that)

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(I could see you eyes looking at the pallu aur tumhari  soch kya hogi mujhe achese pata tha)

Aish: Itni jaldi nahi girega.............Rohan kisi k paon chune k liye jaldi nahi girta. Bas apke liye hi girta hai isliye jaldi uth kar bhag gaya

(Mai bohot dheere se uthkar khadi ho rahi thi)

(2 mahine baad jo aaye ho toh thoda aag toh lagana zaruri tha)

(Meri nazrein tumhari nazron se mili hui thi, jab mai upar ith rahi thi)

(Bete k photo ko dekh kar dil mein dard ho raha tha, par bahu ko dekhkar lund pe jyada dard ho raha tha)

Aish: Kya dekh rahe hain sasur ji? Wo toh humein chhod kar chale gaye

Aish: Abb jo kuch bhi hai SAB KUCH AAP HI KA HAi..............Mera matlab hai aap hi ka sahara hai



Aish: Arey aap toh abhi tak bahar hi khadein hai chaliye aayiye andar

Aish: Apna samaan bhi utha lijiye ga

(Giving you order to carry your own stuff)

(I turned and looked at you like this while saying that)

( i stumbled a bit as u said itna jaldi nhi girega and then after some time rohan pair padne itna jaldi nhi girega kaha tumne)

( i looked at ur eyes and trying to understand whether u purposefully said it or no but kuch pata nhi chal rha tha )

acha hehe ( fake hasi se cover krne ki koshish ki khud ke embarasmment ko )

( as u said ki "wo hame chod kar chale gye " dil se bura laga thoda sa aasu aya ankho ke side me as mai apne bete ko bhot pyaar krta tha mera pahla ladka lekin jab bahu itni madhbhari tankau type ki mehak se pagal krne wali ho to kya kru )

( when u said ki ab sab kuch mera hai man kr rha tha ki tumhare tranparent pallu ko hatakar waha ka mehak lu lekin fir tumne khud ko correct ki )

( as u said ki andar apna samaan uthakar aa jao i was in a tensed situation jaha andar hi andar bete ke pyaar aur bahu ka tease ke beech yudh chid gyi thi lekin jab tu thoda mudke aage chali tere peeth ko dekhne ke liye halka sa tadap hua lekin tune peeth ko transparent pallu aur apne baalo se dhaka hua tha kuch de bhi nhi rhi thi lekin fir bhi teri adao se aur teri aakho ke andar ki strictness ki wajah se andar chidi hui yudh me tum jeet gyi aur mai apna dono bada bag uthakar andar dhoti kurta pehne aa gya )



( ghar ke andar aate hi trying to make some talk )

ghar to bada acha hai bahu ( ye baar rani nhi bulaya as tryng to be little casual )

hamare gaanv ke ghar me aisa marble flooring nhi hai

ye kaha rakhu ? ( i asked u ki bags kaha rakhu 150 kg ka bag dono hath me tang ke puch rha tha)

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( i stumbled a bit as u said itna jaldi nhi girega and then after some time rohan pair padne itna jaldi nhi girega kaha tumne)

( i looked at ur eyes and trying to understand whether u purposefully said it or no but kuch pata nhi chal rha tha )

acha hehe ( fake hasi se cover krne ki koshish ki khud ke embarasmment ko )

( as u said ki "wo hame chod kar chale gye " dil se bura laga thoda sa aasu aya ankho ke side me as mai apne bete ko bhot pyaar krta tha mera pahla ladka lekin jab bahu itni madhbhari tankau type ki mehak se pagal krne wali ho to kya kru )

( when u said ki ab sab kuch mera hai man kr rha tha ki tumhare tranparent pallu ko hatakar waha ka mehak lu lekin fir tumne khud ko correct ki )

( as u said ki andar apna samaan uthakar aa jao i was in a tensed situation jaha andar hi andar bete ke pyaar aur bahu ka tease ke beech yudh chid gyi thi lekin jab tu thoda mudke aage chali tere peeth ko dekhne ke liye halka sa tadap hua lekin tune peeth ko transparent pallu aur apne baalo se dhaka hua tha kuch de bhi nhi rhi thi lekin fir bhi teri adao se aur teri aakho ke andar ki strictness ki wajah se andar chidi hui yudh me tum jeet gyi aur mai apna dono bada bag uthakar andar dhoti kurta pehne aa gya )



( ghar ke andar aate hi trying to make some talk )

ghar to bada acha hai bahu ( ye baar rani nhi bulaya as tryng to be little casual )

hamare gaanv ke ghar me aisa marble flooring nhi hai

ye kaha rakhu ? ( i asked u ki bags kaha rakhu 150 kg ka bag dono hath me tang ke puch rha tha)

Aish: Haan mere pasand k hisaab se banaya tha abhishek ne

(Indirectly bata rahi thi ki tumhara beta bhi mere hi isharon pe nachta tha)

(Aur abb baap ko bhi nachaungi)

(When you asked ye kahan rakhun)

Aish: Abb abhishek jitna bhi kamate the usme se 2/3 hissa toh gaanv bhej dete the

Aish: Bache kuche paison se mere aur rohan k liye sirf ye 1 BHK hi le paaye the. Kehte the gaanv mein hamara apna bada zameen hai

(Indirectly again taunting you and making you feel guilty, with little disappointment in my eyes)

Aish: Toh ye jyada bada ghar toh nahi hai 1BHK hi hai

Aish: Toh bedrrom mein rakh dijiye filhal

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Aish: Haan mere pasand k hisaab se banaya tha abhishek ne

(Indirectly bata rahi thi ki tumhara beta bhi mere hi isharon pe nachta tha)

(Aur abb baap ko bhi nachaungi)

(When you asked ye kahan rakhun)

Aish: Abb abhishek jitna bhi kamate the usme se 2/3 hissa toh gaanv bhej dete the

Aish: Bache kuche paison se mere aur rohan k liye sirf ye 1 BHK hi le paaye the. Kehte the gaanv mein hamara apna bada zameen hai

(Indirectly again taunting you and making you feel guilty, with little disappointment in my eyes)

Aish: Toh ye jyada bada ghar toh nahi hai 1BHK hi hai

Aish: Toh bedrrom mein rakh dijiye filhal

( bete ka photo peeche deewar pe aur baap ko bata rhi hai ki tere pasand ke hisaab se abhishek ne banaya tha )

( as u started saying ki gaanv me 2/3 hissa bhej diya jata tha )

bahu wo gaanv ke ghar ab lagbhag tumhare pasand ka hi ban gya hai ( as beto ko khet ke ghar me bhaga diya tha aur 3 bahu almost naukrani banne ready hai tumhari bas sarita ka hi issue tha)

bedrooom me ..hmmm theek hai bahu ( kehte hue andar chalne laga aur bedroom me enter kiya bags ko side me rakh diya )

( maine bag me tumhare liye gifts bhi laya tha but kab nikalu ye soch me tha)



( bedroom ka tareef krna chahta tha taki tumhara gussa thanda ho)

ekdum mahal jaisa bedroom banwaya hai bete ne to ( also trying to make small talks)

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( bete ka photo peeche deewar pe aur baap ko bata rhi hai ki tere pasand ke hisaab se abhishek ne banaya tha )

( as u started saying ki gaanv me 2/3 hissa bhej diya jata tha )

bahu wo gaanv ke ghar ab lagbhag tumhare pasand ka hi ban gya hai ( as beto ko khet ke ghar me bhaga diya tha aur 3 bahu almost naukrani banne ready hai tumhari bas sarita ka hi issue tha)

bedrooom me ..hmmm theek hai bahu ( kehte hue andar chalne laga aur bedroom me enter kiya bags ko side me rakh diya )

( maine bag me tumhare liye gifts bhi laya tha but kab nikalu ye soch me tha)



( bedroom ka tareef krna chahta tha taki tumhara gussa thanda ho)

ekdum mahal jaisa bedroom banwaya hai bete ne to ( also trying to make small talks)

Aish: Bana toh hai par kya hi faydaa. Mera toh chhodiye Rohan tak wahan haq nahi jata sakta

Aish: AA gaye baat karne

(I was nose cuting you every time)

(Then you started praising the bedroom)

Aish: Huh!!! ye aap k bete ne nahi mene banvaya hai

(Seena upar karke as if a proud and independent woman)

Aish: Gaanv se aane k baad ka kaam hai ye. 

Aish: Chaliye jyada gussa thanda karne k bekaar koshish na kariye

(Showcasing my strong character "Mai jo chahe kar sakti hun apne balbute pe". You could see the attitude in my stance)

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Aish: Bana toh hai par kya hi faydaa. Mera toh chhodiye Rohan tak wahan haq nahi jata sakta

Aish: AA gaye baat karne

(I was nose cuting you every time)

(Then you started praising the bedroom)

Aish: Huh!!! ye aap k bete ne nahi mene banvaya hai

(Seena upar karke as if a proud and independent woman)

Aish: Gaanv se aane k baad ka kaam hai ye. 

Aish: Chaliye jyada gussa thanda karne k bekaar koshish na kariye

(Showcasing my strong character "Mai jo chahe kar sakti hun apne balbute pe". You could see the attitude in my stance)

( gaanv me mai ek mukhiya hu jaha maine awaaz uthayi to 20000 log 5 gaav shant hokar sunte the aur yaha meri hi bahu mere baato ko tok rhi hai aur taunt maar rhi hai)

nhi bahu ye baar ake dekho sara haq milega ( dimaag me ye soch rha tha ki sarita ka kya kru use ghar se to bhaga nhi sakta )

ye bed to sirf kisi mahal me dekhne milt..( mai kehne wala tha tab tumne kaha ki ye mere bete ne nhi tumne hi banwaya hai )

ha badi achi hai bahu ..rani ( rani laga diya as ye bistar pe tu kaise baithti hogi sochkar thoda excited feel hua andar se)

( as u said ki gussa thanda krne ki bekaar koshish na kre)

maine kuch laya hu tumhare liye dikhau ? ( thinking usse gussa thanda hoga )

( ekdum nokila pointed costly high heel laya tha miane aur bhi bohot kuch tha andar)

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( gaanv me mai ek mukhiya hu jaha maine awaaz uthayi to 20000 log 5 gaav shant hokar sunte the aur yaha meri hi bahu mere baato ko tok rhi hai aur taunt maar rhi hai)

nhi bahu ye baar ake dekho sara haq milega ( dimaag me ye soch rha tha ki sarita ka kya kru use ghar se to bhaga nhi sakta )

ye bed to sirf kisi mahal me dekhne milt..( mai kehne wala tha tab tumne kaha ki ye mere bete ne nhi tumne hi banwaya hai )

ha badi achi hai bahu ..rani ( rani laga diya as ye bistar pe tu kaise baithti hogi sochkar thoda excited feel hua andar se)

( as u said ki gussa thanda krne ki bekaar koshish na kre)

maine kuch laya hu tumhare liye dikhau ? ( thinking usse gussa thanda hoga )

( ekdum nokila pointed costly high heel laya tha miane aur bhi bohot kuch tha andar)

Aish: Ohhhh bahu k liye taufa laaye hue ho?



Rohan: Aur daadu mere liye? Mere liye koi taufa nahi?

(I smiled when Rohan asked that question)

(Rohan toh bas bahana tha)

Aish: Hmmm le aayiye dekhte hai kya laaye hain aap

(Telling as if jyada koi interest nahi hai)

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Aish: Ohhhh bahu k liye taufa laaye hue ho?



Rohan: Aur daadu mere liye? Mere liye koi taufa nahi?

(I smiled when Rohan asked that question)

(Rohan toh bas bahana tha)

Aish: Hmmm le aayiye dekhte hai kya laaye hain aap

(Telling as if jyada koi interest nahi hai)

( u had a sarcastic tone and somehow i liked it inside)

ha bahu ( and acted as if i am not understanding the sarcasm )

maine laya hua hai tumhare liye ( bend down squat krke bag kholte hue kuch nikal hi rha tha tab tak rohan bhi pucha ki daddu mere liye kya )

( ab iske liye to kuch laya nhi ) tumhare liye na beta ye dekho (bag ka chabi tha uska keychain me car tha wo nikal ke de diya)



( ye lo ye laya hai daddu ne tere liye ja khel le piched his cheeck and then thoda embarassed tareeke se looking up at u as u were standing 4 feet away )

(andar se ek box nikalta hu jo kafi costly type ka lagta hai dikhne me hi aur usme se ye dikhaya)



( looking up with lot of hopes aur 10-15 high heels mana krke ye sare end se khula type ka heels laya tha this also showed ki andar hi andar maine tujhe modern kapdo me kafi imagine kr rakha hai  )

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( u had a sarcastic tone and somehow i liked it inside)

ha bahu ( and acted as if i am not understanding the sarcasm )

maine laya hua hai tumhare liye ( bend down squat krke bag kholte hue kuch nikal hi rha tha tab tak rohan bhi pucha ki daddu mere liye kya )

( ab iske liye to kuch laya nhi ) tumhare liye na beta ye dekho (bag ka chabi tha uska keychain me car tha wo nikal ke de diya)



( ye lo ye laya hai daddu ne tere liye ja khel le piched his cheeck and then thoda embarassed tareeke se looking up at u as u were standing 4 feet away )

(andar se ek box nikalta hu jo kafi costly type ka lagta hai dikhne me hi aur usme se ye dikhaya)



( looking up with lot of hopes aur 10-15 high heels mana krke ye sare end se khula type ka heels laya tha this also showed ki andar hi andar maine tujhe modern kapdo me kafi imagine kr rakha hai  )

(I kept observing you when you gave removed the key and gifted it to Rohan)

(I knew Rohan toh bas bahana tha)

(Then you showed the heels)

Aish: Ohhh high heel. Aise toh mere pas bohot se pade hain



(But andar hi andar I was like screaming Wow itna mehanga taufa)

(But bahar nahi dikhaya. Sasurji bohot jyada sochne lage hain mere baareme)



Aish: Aap mujhe ye pehnakar kya dekhna chahtein hai

(Sasur ji mujhe modern dress imagine kar rahe hain tabhi aisa idea aaya hai)

(High heel pehnakar bahu ki matakti hui gaand toh nahi dekhna chahte hain)



(I kept looking at you doubting your intensions)

Aish: Kahiye na............abb vidhwa hokar ye sab.. Ye toh sirf mordern dress pe jajta hai

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(I kept observing you when you gave removed the key and gifted it to Rohan)

(I knew Rohan toh bas bahana tha)

(Then you showed the heels)

Aish: Ohhh high heel. Aise toh mere pas bohot se pade hain



(But andar hi andar I was like screaming Wow itna mehanga taufa)

(But bahar nahi dikhaya. Sasurji bohot jyada sochne lage hain mere baareme)



Aish: Aap mujhe ye pehnakar kya dekhna chahtein hai

(Sasur ji mujhe modern dress imagine kar rahe hain tabhi aisa idea aaya hai)

(High heel pehnakar bahu ki matakti hui gaand toh nahi dekhna chahte hain)



(I kept looking at you doubting your intensions)

Aish: Kahiye na............abb vidhwa hokar ye sab.. Ye toh sirf mordern dress pe jajta hai

( when i saw ur casual not so excited wala look for my 2 lakh 30 thousand ruppe jimee choo branded original leopord fur high heels andar se dil toota tha)

( ye high heel ka size bhi maine tumhare paanv ke nishaan jo gaanv ke zameen pe padi thi use measure krke high heel ka number decide kiya tha as i wanted this to be a absolute suprise but when u said ki aise to bhot pade hai )

to tum dukaan aate jate time pehan lo bahu ya koi aise hi ados pados jane ke liye ( dil toot rha tha socha tha ki bahu ko ye mai khud  pehna dunga aur badle me  cat walk kregi ghar me lekin tujhe to pasand hi nhi aaya )

( when u saked ki mai kya dekhna chahta hu tumhe ye pehnake actually tumhari akad wali chaal dekhni thi ) wo mai bas ..tumhe..wo mujhe laga ki tumhe pasand aayega ye to...mai kuch nhi dekhna ( turant guilty look se neeche dekha as if ye meri intention ko kahi jaan na le)

ha to vidhwa ho to indian rule ke hisaab se ye pehanna ban nhi hai ( ab gaanv ka 2 kodi wala narrow minded rule ki baat nhi kr rha tha ab IPC ki baat kr rha tha waha neeche squat krke baitha tha upar dekhte hue with some hope bed ke right side me )

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( when i saw ur casual not so excited wala look for my 2 lakh 30 thousand ruppe jimee choo branded original leopord fur high heels andar se dil toota tha)

( ye high heel ka size bhi maine tumhare paanv ke nishaan jo gaanv ke zameen pe padi thi use measure krke high heel ka number decide kiya tha as i wanted this to be a absolute suprise but when u said ki aise to bhot pade hai )

to tum dukaan aate jate time pehan lo bahu ya koi aise hi ados pados jane ke liye ( dil toot rha tha socha tha ki bahu ko ye mai khud  pehna dunga aur badle me  cat walk kregi ghar me lekin tujhe to pasand hi nhi aaya )

( when u saked ki mai kya dekhna chahta hu tumhe ye pehnake actually tumhari akad wali chaal dekhni thi ) wo mai bas ..tumhe..wo mujhe laga ki tumhe pasand aayega ye to...mai kuch nhi dekhna ( turant guilty look se neeche dekha as if ye meri intention ko kahi jaan na le)

ha to vidhwa ho to indian rule ke hisaab se ye pehanna ban nhi hai ( ab gaanv ka 2 kodi wala narrow minded rule ki baat nhi kr rha tha ab IPC ki baat kr rha tha waha neeche squat krke baitha tha upar dekhte hue with some hope bed ke right side me )

Aish: Haan haan wo jo kuch bhi hai baadme dekh lete hain

(I threw the heels aside as if didn't care about it)

(Baatein karte karte shaam ho gayi)

Aish: Chaliye khaana khaa lete hain

(I got up and started walking towards the dinning table)



(Khaana bahar se order karva diya tha)

(Started arranging the food for you)

(I used to bend tab thoda hip dikhta, khaala lagate waqt haath aage karti toh side arms dikhte )

(Baal jab chehte par girta toh usse savarte wakt armpits k darshan hote)

Aish: Aaye sasur ji, kuch kha lijiye

(Baalon ko savarte hue I called you)

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Aish: Haan haan wo jo kuch bhi hai baadme dekh lete hain

(I threw the heels aside as if didn't care about it)

(Baatein karte karte shaam ho gayi)

Aish: Chaliye khaana khaa lete hain

(I got up and started walking towards the dinning table)



(Khaana bahar se order karva diya tha)

(Started arranging the food for you)

(I used to bend tab thoda hip dikhta, khaala lagate waqt haath aage karti toh side arms dikhte )

(Baal jab chehte par girta toh usse savarte wakt armpits k darshan hote)

Aish: Aaye sasur ji, kuch kha lijiye

(Baalon ko savarte hue I called you)

( as u said ki baad me dekhte hai and just tossed the 2 lakh 30thousand rupee jimmy chood box to the side i looked at the box and then at u as if itni mehengi gift ki bhi koi bhaav nhi di thoda sad hua aur shaam hote hote u said ki chalo khana kha lete hai it was 8 pm khana bahar se aaya tha )

( i walked behind u ) ha kha lete hai ( told looking at ur back jo transparent apllu se cover kr rakhi hai )

( as u were setting the table tere side hips ko dekh rha tha every now and then ) veg hai ki non veg layi ho bahu ? ( again small talks banate hue)

( as u set ur hair right ur arm armpit intersection ka rubbing trasparent pallu ke upar se dikh rha tha )

( then as u called me to come to table again baal ko sawari to i peeped at ur clean creamy armpit for a minute and tu kya boli wo nhi suna dhang se and just stared at ur armpit for sometime and then at ur face and eyes as if " kuch kahi bahurani" ) hmmm ? ( hmm se question bhi puch rha tha and agar tune question nhi pucha to ha me ha milane ke liye Hmm bol diya but ctual me tu mujhe table pe baithne bol rhi thi after setting it)

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( as u said ki baad me dekhte hai and just tossed the 2 lakh 30thousand rupee jimmy chood box to the side i looked at the box and then at u as if itni mehengi gift ki bhi koi bhaav nhi di thoda sad hua aur shaam hote hote u said ki chalo khana kha lete hai it was 8 pm khana bahar se aaya tha )

( i walked behind u ) ha kha lete hai ( told looking at ur back jo transparent apllu se cover kr rakhi hai )

( as u were setting the table tere side hips ko dekh rha tha every now and then ) veg hai ki non veg layi ho bahu ? ( again small talks banate hue)

( as u set ur hair right ur arm armpit intersection ka rubbing trasparent pallu ke upar se dikh rha tha )

( then as u called me to come to table again baal ko sawari to i peeped at ur clean creamy armpit for a minute and tu kya boli wo nhi suna dhang se and just stared at ur armpit for sometime and then at ur face and eyes as if " kuch kahi bahurani" ) hmmm ? ( hmm se question bhi puch rha tha and agar tune question nhi pucha to ha me ha milane ke liye Hmm bol diya but ctual me tu mujhe table pe baithne bol rhi thi after setting it)

Aish: Aaj toh sirf veg hai non-veg kal se thoda thoda karke milega

(Talking in double meaning)

Aish: Mene toh kuch nahi kaha. Bas boli ki aakar baith jao khaana laga diya hai

(Rohan bhi chair mein baitha hua tha wo apna khaa raha tha)

(Mai tumhare baju mein khade hokar serve kar rahi this)

(Ekdum chair ko chipak kar khadi hui thi, Taki tum meri mehak sungh sako)

(Jab khaana table par daal rahi thi tumhein mere arms k darshan ho rahe 

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Aish: Aaj toh sirf veg hai non-veg kal se thoda thoda karke milega

(Talking in double meaning)

Aish: Mene toh kuch nahi kaha. Bas boli ki aakar baith jao khaana laga diya hai

(Rohan bhi chair mein baitha hua tha wo apna khaa raha tha)

(Mai tumhare baju mein khade hokar serve kar rahi this)

(Ekdum chair ko chipak kar khadi hui thi, Taki tum meri mehak sungh sako)

(Jab khaana table par daal rahi thi tumhein mere arms k darshan ho rahe 

( when u said ki aaj sirf veg milega kal se dheere dheere non veg milega i gulped my throat as mai gandi soch se soch rha tha thinking ki u are saying it with a straight mind)

ohh acha baithne kaha ( hey bhagwaan ye mai kyu nhi suna mai mandhbhuddi ki tarah to nhi laga hoga bahurani ko )

( i came and sat on the chair beech me nhi baitha side me hi baitha rohan ke side me )


( rohan apna khana kha rha tha aur jab tum mujhe paros rhi thi to ekdum side me sat ke paros rhi thi jisse tere arms ka mehak aur arm armpit intersection ke rub se nika;lne wala mehak mujhe milne laga )

( upar hi upar ekdum normal sa behave kr rha tha )

( achanak se rohan ne pucha)

rohan : daddu wo carpet ko aap kuchal kyu rhe ho ( khate hue ) aapke pair me dard ho rha hai kya ?

( i looked at rohan and then at aishwarya with slight embarassment as upar hi upar bhale normal behave kr rha tha jo mehak se milne wala nasha tha uske tadap ko mai carpet ko paav se kuchal ke nikal rha tha taki upar se ekdum normal dikhe)

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( when u said ki aaj sirf veg milega kal se dheere dheere non veg milega i gulped my throat as mai gandi soch se soch rha tha thinking ki u are saying it with a straight mind)

ohh acha baithne kaha ( hey bhagwaan ye mai kyu nhi suna mai mandhbhuddi ki tarah to nhi laga hoga bahurani ko )

( i came and sat on the chair beech me nhi baitha side me hi baitha rohan ke side me )


( rohan apna khana kha rha tha aur jab tum mujhe paros rhi thi to ekdum side me sat ke paros rhi thi jisse tere arms ka mehak aur arm armpit intersection ke rub se nika;lne wala mehak mujhe milne laga )

( upar hi upar ekdum normal sa behave kr rha tha )

( achanak se rohan ne pucha)

rohan : daddu wo carpet ko aap kuchal kyu rhe ho ( khate hue ) aapke pair me dard ho rha hai kya ?

( i looked at rohan and then at aishwarya with slight embarassment as upar hi upar bhale normal behave kr rha tha jo mehak se milne wala nasha tha uske tadap ko mai carpet ko paav se kuchal ke nikal rha tha taki upar se ekdum normal dikhe)

Aish: hehehe (I laughed as rohan said that)

(And looked at your reaction having no answer)

Aish: Wo daadu ghar mein naye haina toh abhi adjust nahi hue hai

Aish: Bohot baat karne lage ho tum aajkal

(I moved to rohan and stood to his right facing you and I wad spreading food)



(mere mamme hil rahe the, as i was a mother of a child mamme thode bade the)

(toh thoda bhi jhuk kar kaam karun toh hilne lagte

Aish: Rohan, chup chap muh band karke apna khaana khao chalo

(Mai aur thoda jhuk kar rohan k plate mein fufu karke funk rahi thi khaana thanda karne)

(Tab mamme hil bhi rahe the aur cleavage line k thode ache se darshan hue)