11-06-2025, 11:43 PM
Part-1
brr! thand hai! haddiyaan kampa dene vaalee thand. mausam itana thanda hai ki meree ungaliyaan sunn ho gaee hain. aur mere nippal poore din sakht aur sookhe rahate hain.
uttar bhaarateey thand kee khaasiyat yah hai ki yah hamaare andar mishrit bhaavanaen paida karatee hai. pooree garmee, umas bharee garmee mein, ham sardiyon ke aane ka intazaar karate hain. aur jab sardee aatee hai, to yah itanee kathor thand laatee hai ki ham isase chhutakaara paana chaahate hain. isake bina nahin rah sakate, lekin ise bardaasht bhee nahin kar sakate.
mujhe hamesha dillee kee sardee kee aadat daalana mushkil lagata hai. isalie, disambar ke doosare hafte mein, mainne kaam se chhuttee lene ka phaisala kiya. aur ek hafte ke lie dillee se baahar nikal gaya. kuchh dinon ke lie thand se bachane ke lie.
lekin mere paas jaane ke lie koee aur jagah nahin thee. ek chhotee chhuttee par jaane ke apane sapane ko poora karane ke lie mere paas koee upayukt jagah nahin thee. aur aakhirakaar main gaanv mein apane pushtainee ghar par bas gaya. uttar bhaarat ke dil mein sthit.
pahalee (aur aakhiree) baar jab main apane pushtainee gaanv ke ghar akele gaya tha, kuchh saal pahale garmiyon mein loo ke dauraan. us yaatra ne mujhe hamesha ke lie badal diya. mujhe nahin pata tha ki itihaas khud ko doharaega. aur is baar bhee meree duniya ulat jaegee.
Day 1
The 1st thing I noticed after arriving in the village was how cold it was. It was much colder than Delhi. I immediately realised my mistake. The cold wave had engulfed the entire North India. And villages were colder than cities.
Jeetukaka was extremely happy to see me. We met after a long time (Heat Wave being the last occasion). He welcomed me with open arms at the main door. Readers will remember him as the 45-year-old male caretaker of our ancestral property who stays alone.
He was wearing his usual white vest and colourful lungi, even in this biting cold. He gave me a hug that only he could give. Warm, tight, feeling up my butt with one hand and trying to grope my tits with the other.
“chhotee raanee, tum bahut badee ho gaee ho,” usane hamesha kee tarah sharaaratee aankhon se mere poore shareer ko dekha. “itana bada, itana gol.”
“tumhaara ‘bada’ se kya matalab hai? mera vajan nahin badha hai,” mainne halke se chidhakar javaab diya. “meree lambaee aur vajan pahale jaisa hee hai. aur tumhaara ‘gol’ se kya matalab hai?”
usakee gandee nigaahen mere stanon par tikee huee theen. main samajh sakatee thee ki vah mere shareer ke kis hisse ko ‘gol’ kah raha hai. pichhalee baar jab ham mile the, tab se is adhed umr ke aadamee mein zara bhee badalaav nahin aaya tha. vah hamesha kee tarah baalon vaala aur kaamuk bana hua tha.
“kya tumhen thand nahin lag rahee hai? tumane koee garm kapade nahin pahane hain,” mainne usase poochha aur use ek taraph dhakel diya. usake bade baalon vaale panje mere stanon ko chhoone ke kareeb the. main use dhakka dekar aage badhee aur ghar mein ghus gaee.
“mujhe thand se koee pareshaanee nahin hai. mujhe pata hai ki khud ko kaise garm rakhana hai,” usane apanee aankhon mein chamak ke saath javaab diya. “lekin mujhe samajh nahin aa raha hai ki tum yahaan kyon ho, chhotee raanee. tum sardiyon ke beech mein kyon aana chaahatee ho?”
“achchha, mujhe laga ki yahaan dillee se zyaada garmee hogee,” mainne apana baig kholate hue javaab diya. “zaahir hai, main galat thee.”
“chinta mat karo. main tumhaare nahaane ke lie paanee ubaal doonga,” usane kaha. “jab tak main dopahar ka khaana banaane mein vyast hoon, tum garm paanee se naha lo.”
“paanee ubaalo?” main hairaan thee. “kya hamaare ghar mein votar heetar nahin hai?”
“nahin, chhotee raanee. koee votar heetar nahin, koee esee nahin, koee room heetar nahin,” usane hansate hue javaab diya. “mere alaava yahaan koee nahin rahata, aur koee aata bhee nahin. hamen in cheezon kee kya zaroorat hai? mujhe to bilkul bhee zaroorat nahin hai.”
bura hua! room heetar bhee nahin! raat ko kaise so paoonga? main thand se mar jaoonga. kya mainne yahaan aakar koee galatee kee?
jeetookaaka ne mere lie bahut saara paanee ubaala. yah garm snaan karane aur khud ko garm karane ke lie paryaapt tha. mainne snaan ke baad svetashart aur svetapaint pahan liya. aur dopahar ke bhojan ke lie unake saath baith gaya.
lanch tebal par jeetookaaka ne poochha, “aajakal tum kya kar rahe ho?” “kya tumhen abhee tak koee boyaphrend mil gaya hai?”
“haan. usaka naam rohit hai. vah jordan mein rahata hai,” mainne javaab diya.
“jhaarakhand? itanee door kyon? kya tumhen dillee mein koee nahin mila?” vah aashcharyachakit lag raha tha.
“jordan! jhaarakhand nahin. ha ha!” main jor se hansa. “yah ek alag desh hai.”
“videshee?” usane bhaunhen sikodeen. “jab dillee mein itane saare aadamee hain to videshee ke paas kyon jaana? tumhen is gaanv mein bhee koee yogy aadamee mil sakata tha.”
“aur is gaanv ka vah aadamee mujhe kya de sakata tha?” mainne zor se socha.
“aajeevan suraksha aur dher saare bachche. tumhen aur kya chaahie?”
“aajakal ladakiyaan isase kaheen zyaada chaahatee hain,” mujhe phir se chidh hone lagee. jeetookaaka hamesha kee tarah aadim bane rahe.
dopahar ke bhojan ke baad, main thodee dhoop mein bheegane ke lie chhat par chalee gaee. mujhe is chhat kee khattee-meethee yaaden hain. yaheen par jeetookaaka apane poore shareer par tel lagaate the, dhoop mein bilkul nange khade rahate the. aur yahee vah jagah hai jahaan unhonne mere donon chhedon mein tel lagaane ke baad pahalee baar mujhe choda tha.
shaam dhalate-dhalate thand aur badh gaee. raat hote-hote main kaanpane lagee. mainne apanee svetashart ke oopar svetar pahana, jaldee-jaldee khaana khaaya aur apane bedaroom mein bistar par let gaee.
jeetookaaka ko pata tha ki mujhe sardee kee thand se kitanee pareshaanee hotee hai. unhonne 2 kambal aur ek rajaee ka intajaam kiya tha. lekin ye kaaphee nahin the. kamara thanda tha, bistar barph kee tarah thanda tha aur main un kambalon aur rajaeeyon ke neeche bhee kaanpane lagee.
"jeetookaaka, mujhe thand lag rahee hai," mainne hataasha aur peeda mein chillaaya. vah apanee baniyaan aur lungee pahanakar daudate hue aae aur mujhe aashchary se dekhane lage.
"kya hua, chhotee raanee? abhee bhee thand lag rahee hai?"
"haan. mujhe neend nahin aa rahee hai," mainne rote hue kaha. "mere pair sunn ho gae hain. mere pair kee ungaliyaan dard kar rahee hain."
"mujhe 10 minat do. main vaapas aa jaoonga." vah kamare se baahar chala gaya aur jaldee hee phir se prakat hua. steel ka katora pakade hue.
"mujhe soop kee zaroorat nahin hai," mainne chillaakar kaha. "aap ise le sakate hain."
"yah soop nahin hai," usane mujhe katore ke andar dikhaaya. "yah garm tel hai. main isase aapake pairon kee maalish karoonga, aur aapako bahut achchha lagega."
"aap aur aapakee tel maalish," mainne achaanak kaha. "aap tel ke prati junoonee hain."
usane koee javaab nahin diya. isake bajaay, usane mere shareer se kambal aur rajaee hata dee. aur apane bade, majaboot, baalon vaale haathon se tel lagaane ke lie mere pairon ke paas baith gaya.
kuchh hee minaton mein, mujhe apane shabd vaapas lene pade. garm tel se pairon kee maalish bahut achchhee lagee! mere pair garm ho gae, mera shareer garm ho gaya, aur main dheere-dheere so gaya.
"main jald hee vaapas aakar tumhaara haalachaal poochhoonga," usane ghoshana kee aur lait band kar dee. "chalo daravaaza khula rakhate hain." vah kamare se baahar nikal gaya aur neeche chala gaya.
mujhe itanee garmee aur aaraam mahasoos hua ki mainne khule daravaaze kee paravaah nahin kee. main jald hee so gaya. lekin achaanak aadhee raat ko jaag gaya. phir se kaamp raha tha aur thand lag rahee thee.
lekin jis cheez ne mujhe sabase zyaada chaunkaaya, vah thee halkee kharraaton kee aavaaz. ek bhanabhanaahat kee tarah, ek nirantar goonjatee huee aavaaz, jo mere theek bagal se aa rahee thee. main kuchh bhee nahin dekh pa raha tha kyonki vahaan ghana andhera tha. lekin main kuchh feet door kisee cheez ya kisee vyakti kee maujoodagee mahasoos kar sakata tha.
mainne ghabaraahat mein apana haath badhaaya aur turant samajh gaya ki yah kya hai. baal. ghane, ghane, ghungharaale baal. ek baalon vaala jaanavar mere bistar par tha! mere theek bagal mein leta hua!
"jeetookaaka, tum yahaan kya kar rahe ho?" mainne chaunk kar chillaaya. usake haath hile, aur vah turant uth gaya. "tumane mujhe bahut dara diya," mainne kaha.
brr! thand hai! haddiyaan kampa dene vaalee thand. mausam itana thanda hai ki meree ungaliyaan sunn ho gaee hain. aur mere nippal poore din sakht aur sookhe rahate hain.
uttar bhaarateey thand kee khaasiyat yah hai ki yah hamaare andar mishrit bhaavanaen paida karatee hai. pooree garmee, umas bharee garmee mein, ham sardiyon ke aane ka intazaar karate hain. aur jab sardee aatee hai, to yah itanee kathor thand laatee hai ki ham isase chhutakaara paana chaahate hain. isake bina nahin rah sakate, lekin ise bardaasht bhee nahin kar sakate.
mujhe hamesha dillee kee sardee kee aadat daalana mushkil lagata hai. isalie, disambar ke doosare hafte mein, mainne kaam se chhuttee lene ka phaisala kiya. aur ek hafte ke lie dillee se baahar nikal gaya. kuchh dinon ke lie thand se bachane ke lie.
lekin mere paas jaane ke lie koee aur jagah nahin thee. ek chhotee chhuttee par jaane ke apane sapane ko poora karane ke lie mere paas koee upayukt jagah nahin thee. aur aakhirakaar main gaanv mein apane pushtainee ghar par bas gaya. uttar bhaarat ke dil mein sthit.
pahalee (aur aakhiree) baar jab main apane pushtainee gaanv ke ghar akele gaya tha, kuchh saal pahale garmiyon mein loo ke dauraan. us yaatra ne mujhe hamesha ke lie badal diya. mujhe nahin pata tha ki itihaas khud ko doharaega. aur is baar bhee meree duniya ulat jaegee.
Day 1
The 1st thing I noticed after arriving in the village was how cold it was. It was much colder than Delhi. I immediately realised my mistake. The cold wave had engulfed the entire North India. And villages were colder than cities.
Jeetukaka was extremely happy to see me. We met after a long time (Heat Wave being the last occasion). He welcomed me with open arms at the main door. Readers will remember him as the 45-year-old male caretaker of our ancestral property who stays alone.
He was wearing his usual white vest and colourful lungi, even in this biting cold. He gave me a hug that only he could give. Warm, tight, feeling up my butt with one hand and trying to grope my tits with the other.
“chhotee raanee, tum bahut badee ho gaee ho,” usane hamesha kee tarah sharaaratee aankhon se mere poore shareer ko dekha. “itana bada, itana gol.”
“tumhaara ‘bada’ se kya matalab hai? mera vajan nahin badha hai,” mainne halke se chidhakar javaab diya. “meree lambaee aur vajan pahale jaisa hee hai. aur tumhaara ‘gol’ se kya matalab hai?”
usakee gandee nigaahen mere stanon par tikee huee theen. main samajh sakatee thee ki vah mere shareer ke kis hisse ko ‘gol’ kah raha hai. pichhalee baar jab ham mile the, tab se is adhed umr ke aadamee mein zara bhee badalaav nahin aaya tha. vah hamesha kee tarah baalon vaala aur kaamuk bana hua tha.
“kya tumhen thand nahin lag rahee hai? tumane koee garm kapade nahin pahane hain,” mainne usase poochha aur use ek taraph dhakel diya. usake bade baalon vaale panje mere stanon ko chhoone ke kareeb the. main use dhakka dekar aage badhee aur ghar mein ghus gaee.
“mujhe thand se koee pareshaanee nahin hai. mujhe pata hai ki khud ko kaise garm rakhana hai,” usane apanee aankhon mein chamak ke saath javaab diya. “lekin mujhe samajh nahin aa raha hai ki tum yahaan kyon ho, chhotee raanee. tum sardiyon ke beech mein kyon aana chaahatee ho?”
“achchha, mujhe laga ki yahaan dillee se zyaada garmee hogee,” mainne apana baig kholate hue javaab diya. “zaahir hai, main galat thee.”
“chinta mat karo. main tumhaare nahaane ke lie paanee ubaal doonga,” usane kaha. “jab tak main dopahar ka khaana banaane mein vyast hoon, tum garm paanee se naha lo.”
“paanee ubaalo?” main hairaan thee. “kya hamaare ghar mein votar heetar nahin hai?”
“nahin, chhotee raanee. koee votar heetar nahin, koee esee nahin, koee room heetar nahin,” usane hansate hue javaab diya. “mere alaava yahaan koee nahin rahata, aur koee aata bhee nahin. hamen in cheezon kee kya zaroorat hai? mujhe to bilkul bhee zaroorat nahin hai.”
bura hua! room heetar bhee nahin! raat ko kaise so paoonga? main thand se mar jaoonga. kya mainne yahaan aakar koee galatee kee?
jeetookaaka ne mere lie bahut saara paanee ubaala. yah garm snaan karane aur khud ko garm karane ke lie paryaapt tha. mainne snaan ke baad svetashart aur svetapaint pahan liya. aur dopahar ke bhojan ke lie unake saath baith gaya.
lanch tebal par jeetookaaka ne poochha, “aajakal tum kya kar rahe ho?” “kya tumhen abhee tak koee boyaphrend mil gaya hai?”
“haan. usaka naam rohit hai. vah jordan mein rahata hai,” mainne javaab diya.
“jhaarakhand? itanee door kyon? kya tumhen dillee mein koee nahin mila?” vah aashcharyachakit lag raha tha.
“jordan! jhaarakhand nahin. ha ha!” main jor se hansa. “yah ek alag desh hai.”
“videshee?” usane bhaunhen sikodeen. “jab dillee mein itane saare aadamee hain to videshee ke paas kyon jaana? tumhen is gaanv mein bhee koee yogy aadamee mil sakata tha.”
“aur is gaanv ka vah aadamee mujhe kya de sakata tha?” mainne zor se socha.
“aajeevan suraksha aur dher saare bachche. tumhen aur kya chaahie?”
“aajakal ladakiyaan isase kaheen zyaada chaahatee hain,” mujhe phir se chidh hone lagee. jeetookaaka hamesha kee tarah aadim bane rahe.
dopahar ke bhojan ke baad, main thodee dhoop mein bheegane ke lie chhat par chalee gaee. mujhe is chhat kee khattee-meethee yaaden hain. yaheen par jeetookaaka apane poore shareer par tel lagaate the, dhoop mein bilkul nange khade rahate the. aur yahee vah jagah hai jahaan unhonne mere donon chhedon mein tel lagaane ke baad pahalee baar mujhe choda tha.
shaam dhalate-dhalate thand aur badh gaee. raat hote-hote main kaanpane lagee. mainne apanee svetashart ke oopar svetar pahana, jaldee-jaldee khaana khaaya aur apane bedaroom mein bistar par let gaee.
jeetookaaka ko pata tha ki mujhe sardee kee thand se kitanee pareshaanee hotee hai. unhonne 2 kambal aur ek rajaee ka intajaam kiya tha. lekin ye kaaphee nahin the. kamara thanda tha, bistar barph kee tarah thanda tha aur main un kambalon aur rajaeeyon ke neeche bhee kaanpane lagee.
"jeetookaaka, mujhe thand lag rahee hai," mainne hataasha aur peeda mein chillaaya. vah apanee baniyaan aur lungee pahanakar daudate hue aae aur mujhe aashchary se dekhane lage.
"kya hua, chhotee raanee? abhee bhee thand lag rahee hai?"
"haan. mujhe neend nahin aa rahee hai," mainne rote hue kaha. "mere pair sunn ho gae hain. mere pair kee ungaliyaan dard kar rahee hain."
"mujhe 10 minat do. main vaapas aa jaoonga." vah kamare se baahar chala gaya aur jaldee hee phir se prakat hua. steel ka katora pakade hue.
"mujhe soop kee zaroorat nahin hai," mainne chillaakar kaha. "aap ise le sakate hain."
"yah soop nahin hai," usane mujhe katore ke andar dikhaaya. "yah garm tel hai. main isase aapake pairon kee maalish karoonga, aur aapako bahut achchha lagega."
"aap aur aapakee tel maalish," mainne achaanak kaha. "aap tel ke prati junoonee hain."
usane koee javaab nahin diya. isake bajaay, usane mere shareer se kambal aur rajaee hata dee. aur apane bade, majaboot, baalon vaale haathon se tel lagaane ke lie mere pairon ke paas baith gaya.
kuchh hee minaton mein, mujhe apane shabd vaapas lene pade. garm tel se pairon kee maalish bahut achchhee lagee! mere pair garm ho gae, mera shareer garm ho gaya, aur main dheere-dheere so gaya.
"main jald hee vaapas aakar tumhaara haalachaal poochhoonga," usane ghoshana kee aur lait band kar dee. "chalo daravaaza khula rakhate hain." vah kamare se baahar nikal gaya aur neeche chala gaya.
mujhe itanee garmee aur aaraam mahasoos hua ki mainne khule daravaaze kee paravaah nahin kee. main jald hee so gaya. lekin achaanak aadhee raat ko jaag gaya. phir se kaamp raha tha aur thand lag rahee thee.
lekin jis cheez ne mujhe sabase zyaada chaunkaaya, vah thee halkee kharraaton kee aavaaz. ek bhanabhanaahat kee tarah, ek nirantar goonjatee huee aavaaz, jo mere theek bagal se aa rahee thee. main kuchh bhee nahin dekh pa raha tha kyonki vahaan ghana andhera tha. lekin main kuchh feet door kisee cheez ya kisee vyakti kee maujoodagee mahasoos kar sakata tha.
mainne ghabaraahat mein apana haath badhaaya aur turant samajh gaya ki yah kya hai. baal. ghane, ghane, ghungharaale baal. ek baalon vaala jaanavar mere bistar par tha! mere theek bagal mein leta hua!
"jeetookaaka, tum yahaan kya kar rahe ho?" mainne chaunk kar chillaaya. usake haath hile, aur vah turant uth gaya. "tumane mujhe bahut dara diya," mainne kaha.