[Bittu Badmash]

Ek maa bete ki pyar ki kahani hai kaise ek beta apni maa se pyar ke liye har had paar kar jata hai. to  ab shuru karte hain is kahani Ko.
Introduction
Maa ka naam                    anju
Weight -                              50 kg
Figure Measurements     34-25-34
Age.                                    40
Ab shuru karte hain is kahani Ko

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[Bittu Badmash]

Doston meri maa bilkul aise hi dikhti hai bilkul sanskari pativrata nari ki tarah.

Hay doston mera naam Bittu hai main ek 18 sal ka Jawan ladka hun. Mere Papa foreign mein business karte Hain. isliye Ghar mein Aksar nahin rahata hai ghar mein main aur maa bus rahata hai.
Ek din ki baat hai main college se Ghar Laut raha tha to maine ghar ke bahar ek gadi Khare dekhi yah mummy ke best friend ki gadi thi Savita aunty ki vo yahi pass mein rahti thi to maine unhen darane ka socha aur chupchap ghar ke andar chala Gaya Maine dekha ki wo hall mein nahin hai FIR main bedroom ki taraf Gaya to maine unki baten suni
Anju- mujhe meri jindagi bilkul barbad lagne lagi hai
Savita-tu Aisa kyon bol rahi hai sab theek ho jaega
Anju -kab theek hoga mere Marne ke bad
Savita-dekh tu bhi  jindagi ke maje  le sakti hai bus                   jarurat hai tujhe ek Sathi ki
Anju-na baba na main ek shadishuda aurat hu mai badnaam nhi hona chahti
Savita- to main Kaun sa tujhe kisi se chudne  bol rahi hun. Pahle acche se jaan lena uske bad uske sath sex karke maje lootana.
Anju - lekin koi dhang ka bhi to Milana chahiye. Aise thodi kisi ke bhi sath mein kar lungi.
Savita- ek Tarika hai Facebook per kyon nahin try Karti anju- Maine to kabhi Facebook chalaya hi nahin
Savita-to Apne bete ko bola teri ID banaa dega aur tujhe facebook chalana bhi sikha  dega.
   
Itne mein main kamre mein entry Karta hoon aur bolata hun hay Savita aunty hay mummy.
Anju- are beta aa gaye college se
Bittu-yes mummy a Gaya main
Savita aunty- beta apni Mummy ki Facebook ID banaa dena taki vah hamare group se jud sake
Bittu- ok aunty bana duga.
  Main man mein sochta Hun yah baat to sahi hai maa ki bhi kuchh jarurat hai lekin main kisi ko bhi man ka fayda uthane nahin de Sakta.

[Bittu Badmash]

Is this story incest or adultery?

Incest

[Bittu Badmash]

Doston tabhi meri najar maa ke boobs per jaati hai jise dekh kar Mera land khada ho jata hai main sochta Hun Aisa kyon Ho Raha hai .vah meri maa hai main unke bare mein yah kyon soch Raha Hun.
FIR main Apne kamre mein chala Gaya. Aur bathroom mein jakar do bar mutth mari.
 Mere dimag mai maa ke boobs ghoom rhe the.
Fir maine socha ki maa ki jaroorat poori karna mera farz hai . Isliye mujhe hi kuch karna hoga mom ka akelapan door karne ke liye.
Ye kaam mujhe secret lover bankar karna hoga. Taaki mom ko pata bhi na chale or unki zaroorat bhi poori ho jaye.
     Itne mein mummy mere kamre mein aati h. Mera pyara beta kya kar
Mai- kuchh nahin mom bus study kar rha tha.
Mummy- beta meri Facebook ID banaa dega.
Mai - jaroor mummy.itna to kar hi sakta hu. Aap bhi ghar baithe bore ho jati ho . Apka timepass ho jayega.
Mummy- sahi kaha beta. Bada samjhdaar ho gya h.
        Fir maine mom ki Facebook id  banaa di. Fir wo ghar ke kaam mai vyast ho gyi.
Fir maine apna ek fake account bana ke mummy ko ek frend request bheji . Jo unhone accept kar li . Maine socha aaj raat ko maa se chat karuga.
Hamne saath mai dinner kiya .  Or fir apne kamro mai chale gaye.

[Bittu Badmash]

Maine dekha mom online hai.
Maine message kiya.
Mai -hi
Mom- hi aap kon
Mai - bus kapka frend
Mom- lekin mai apko nhi janti.
Mai - lekin main apko acchi tarah se janta hu.
Mom - wo kaise?
Mai- hamare ghar paas se aap roj nikalte hi.
Mom -oh accha.
Mai- aap new hai Facebook per.
Mom - yes abhi join kiya hai.timepaas ke liye.
Mai- tab to mai apka pahla frend hua.
Mom- yes 
Mai- aapka anju hai to mai apko anju bulau ya kuch or.
Mom -call me anju. Waise tumhari age kya hai.
Mai- 18 saal ka hu. Abhi 12th mai hu.
Mom- tum to mere bete ki age ke ho.
             Mom ko ye nhi pata tha ki mai unka bete ki age ka nhi unka beta hi hu.
Jo unse chat kar rha hu.
Mai - to kya hua frendship mai age matter nhi karti.
Mom- wo to hai.
Mai - acchha bura na mano to ek baat puchu.
Mom - yes poocho.
Mai- apka figure size kya hai.
Mom - ye kya pooch rhe ho . Mai tumhri mom ki age ki hu.
Mai - to kya hua please batao na.
Mom -34-26-34
Mai - wow perfect figure hai apka to.
Mom - thx .
Mai - apke husband bahut kismat wala h   jo usko apke jaisa maal mila.
       Mom shoked ho jati hai ye ladka to bada Badmash hai mujhe maal bol rha hai .
    Mom ko andar se ek ajeeb halchal mahsoos hoti hai.
Mai- yaar kaash mai apka husband hota to apko roj pyaar karta.
Mom - accha aisa kya hai mujh me .
Mai - kya mai apki photo dekh sakta hu
Mom - kyu
Mai - bus man kar raha hai.
Mom - accha ruko bhejti hu.
Mai - ok.

[Bittu Badmash]

Mai- wow tum 40 ki nhi 25 ki lagti ho wow.
Mom - thx 
Mai - aapko dekh kar to buddhe ka bhi kahda ho jaye.
Mom - kya matlab.
Mai - wahi jo khada hona chahiye.
    Mom sochti hai hae bhagwan ye mujhse itna openly kaise baat kar sakta hai.
Lekin pata nahi iski baate mujhe acchi kyu lag rhi h.
Mai - kaha kho gyi.
Mom - kuch nhi kaafi raat ho chuki hai kal baat karege.
Mai - ok tum jab chaho mujhe msg kar sakti ho
Mom - ok
   Aaj mom ka serct lover banne ki suruat ho chuki thi
Dosto mai apko bata du ye ek real story hai . 
Isliye apko jayada maza aayega.

[Bittu Badmash]

Mom subah subah kitchen mai kaam kar rhi thi.
Mera lund khada ho gya. Mom ki gand dekh kar.
Mai mom ke pass gya. Or unko peeche se hug kar liya.
Mom- jaag gya mera beta.
Mai - yes mom
Mom- aaj bada pyaar aa rha hai mom per.
Mai - ap ho hi uthi sunder.
     Mera poora body mom se chipka tha . Unki body ki khusboo mai mahsoos kar rha tha. Phir mom boli.
Mom - chal college ke liye tyaar ho jaa.
Mai - ok mom
   Aaj mom kuch zyada khush thi. Shayad apne secret lover ke karan .
Phir mai college chala gaya.

[Bittu Badmash]

Aaj jab college se Ghar Laut ke aaya. To mummy ne darwaja khola. Mere to hosh hi udd gye mummy ko dekh ke. 
Mai - aap bahut hot lag rhi ho is dress mai.
Mom - thx beta
  Phir mai mummy ke peeche peeche chal pda. Mom ki gand bade mast tarike se hill rhi thi.man kar rha tha abhi kaat kar khaa jau. Mujhse raha nhi gya.or maine mummy ko hug kar liya. Mera poora lund mummy ki gaand se chipak gya . Mere haat mummy ke kamar per the. Phir maine mummy ke gaal per kiss kar diya.
    Mummy - aaj shubh se tujhe ho kya gya hai.mom per bda pyar aa rha hai.
Mai - kuch nhi mom aise hi. Or mai apne room mai chala gya.
Phir raat ko dinner ke baad hum apne apne room mai chale gye.
Mai mom ke online aane ka intzar kar rha tha.



Finally mom online aa gyi. Maine msg kiya.
Mai - hi mere sapno ki raani
Mummy - hi waise tumhari id per secret lover likha hai . Lekin tumhara asli naam kya hai.
      Mai soch mai pad gya ki kya naam bolu . Mere muh se achank Yusuf Pathan naam nikal gya. 
Mummy - oh app mus-slim ho.
Mai - yes koi problem to nhi h.
Mummy - are nhi koi problem nahi hai.

Yusuf Pathan mere class mai padne wale ek ladke ka naam hai . Waise wo mera dushman hai. Pata nahi usi ka naam kyu nikla.
Mai- to dinner kar liya
Mummy - yes kar liya.
Mai - abhi kon si dress pahni hai
Mummy - app guss kro
Mai - agar bata diya to.
Mummy - jo aap bologe wo karugi.
 Meri to lotry lag gyi. Kyoki mummy ne kya pahna hai . Ye mujhe pata nahi hoga to kise pata hoga.
Mai - apne pink colour ka Salwa suite pahna h.
Mummy shocked ho gyi ye baat isko kaise pata chali.
Mummy- Yusuf ye baat apko kaise pata chal gyi.
Mai - wo to hamari kismat hai. Apko sahart yaad hai na mai jo boluga wo karna padega.
Mummy - ji yaad hai boliye kya karna hai.
Mai - itni bhi kya jaldi hai aaram se batauga . Pahle aap apni ek photo to bhejo.
Mummy- accha thik hai bhjeti hu



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[Bittu Badmash]

Mummy ne phone table per rakha or photo send ki .
Mai - wow ap bahut hot lag rhi hai.
Mummy - thx Yusuf
Mai - kaash aap meri biwi hoti. To mai apko roj 24/7 pyaar karta.apko kabhi akela nhi chodta.
Mummy - accha sambhal ke tumhari mummy ki age ki hu.
Mai - to kya hua pyaar mai age maine nhi rakhti.
Mummy - lekin ye galat hai.
Mai - kuch galat nahi hai tum bharosa to kro.
   Mummy sochti hai. Waise thik to kah rha hai.mai bhi kisi ki talash mai hu . Ye sahi rahega mere liye.
Mummy - ok thik h
Mai - accha ab meri shart poori kro
Mummy - kon si shart
Mai - wahi jo tumhari dress batane per hui thi.
Mummy - accha yes bolo
Mai - dekho Jo mai boluga karna padega .
Mummy - ok .karugi
Mai - mujhe tumhare boobs dekhne hai .

Mummy shoked ye mere boobs dekhna chata hai. Ab mai kya kru. Shart to laga li . Waise bhi aaj kal ye sab to chalta hai. 
Mai - hello kha kho gyi. Bhjejo
Mummy - ok one min. Ruko

[Bittu Badmash]

Mummy ne photo send ki. Jise dekh kar mai pagal sa ho gya. Maine socha bhi nhi tha. Ki mujhe mom ke boobs dekhne milege. Mera lund poora khada ho gya.
Mai - wow man kar rha hai iska saara ras nichod lu.
Mummy - bus bus ho gya . Ab zyada ho rha hai
Mai - kaash mai inhe choo sakta
Mummy - ye to possible nhi hai.
Mai - kyu agar kisi din choo liye to.
Mummy- to us din se ye boobs tumhare ho jayege
Mai - thik hai to ye baat yaad rakhna .mai tumhare boobs jaroor chuga. Or uske baad poori zindgi ye mere hoge.
Mummy sochti hai ki ye baccha kitni bdi bdi baate karta hai. Ye kaise mere boobs tak pahuch payega
Mummy - ok byee mujhe need aa rhi hai.
Mai - byee
Mai sochne laga ki aisa kaise hoga ki mai mummy ke boobs tak pahuch jau. Or unke boobs ko apni property bana lu
Fir mai so gya.

[Bittu Badmash]

Good story bro but jaise tumhe start mai kaha ise incest hi rakhna maa aur bete k bich hi kisi tisre ka no entry

Ho bhi sakti hai bro . Sab kuch fix nhi hota life mai

[Bittu Badmash]

i want to upload my photo

Agli morning jab mai so kar utha  to maine dekha mummy ne black saree mai tyaar thi. Maine poocha mom aaj Sunday ke din aap kaha ja rhi ho.
Mummy- beta mujhe kuch kaam hai. Isliye jaa rhi hu.
Mai- ok mummy mai bhi chalta hu.
Mummy - rahne de tu mat pareshaan ho
    Aaj mummy ne black colour ki saree pahni thi. Jisme wo bahut hot lag rhi thi. Mera to lund hi khada ho gya. Mummy ki gaand ka poora shap dikh rha tha. Or tight blouse mai boobs bhar aane ko tadap rhe the.
Phir pata nhi q mere dimag mai ek idea aaya or mai mummy se dost ke yaha study karne jaane ka bolkar ghar se nikal gya. Phir maine public toilet mai jaakar kapde change kiye. Or face ko poora cover kar ke bus stop chala gya.
Or mom ka wait karne laga. Kuch der mai mom bhi bus stop per aa gyi. Mai unke peeche jaa kar khada hogya.
Kuch der mai bus aa gyi. Phir mai or mom us mai Chad gye. Bus mai bheed bahut thi. To mai mom se chipak kar kahada ho gya.
Mom ne palat kar dekha phir bheed dekhkar unhone kuch nhi bola. Ki kon in awara ladke ke muh lage.
Mai mom se poora chipak gya. Mom ka badan se ek alag khusboo aa rhi thi . Bus mai garmi bahut thi . Mom ka blaus poora bheeg gya tha. Fir mai mom se poora chipak gaya. Or apna lund unki gaand ki darar mai fit kar diya.
    Mom sochne lagi ki iski himmat to dekho bhari bus mai mera fayda uth rha hai . lekin iska size kitna bda hai . Shayad 9 inch ka to hoga hi. Lekin ye to baccha lagta hai . phir bhi itna bda.
Phir mai apna ek haath mom ki kamar per rakh deta hu.

(Apko wo shart yaad hogi jo mom ne lagayi thi .ki yadi mai unke boobs chu lu to wo meri property ho jayege.)

Mai dheere dheere mom ki kamar sahlane laga . Wo bhi garam hone lagi. Jab maine dekha wo koi virodh nhi kar rhi hai . Tab maine apna haath unke boobs ki taraf bda diye .

[Bittu Badmash]

Or unke boobs ko ek baar daba diya. Mom ki halat kharab ho gyi.
Phir maine apna haath hata liya or phir ek kagaj ki parchi unke blouse ke andar daal di.
Phir stop aa gya . Or mom or mai bus se utar gye.
 
Aap soch rhe hoge us parchi mai kya hai. Usme mera naam likha hai . Real nhi unka secret lover ka Yusuf Pathan ka. Finally maine shart jeet ki. Ab mom ke boobs meri property hai.
Ab mai raat ka intzaar kar rha tha.
Or unke boobs ko ek baar daba diya. Mom ki halat kharab ho gyi.
Phir maine apna haath hata liya or phir ek kagaj ki parchi unke blouse ke andar daal di.
Phir stop aa gya . Or mom or mai bus se utar gye.
 
Aap soch rhe hoge us parchi mai kya hai. Usme mera naam likha hai . Real nhi unka secret lover ka Yusuf Pathan ka. Finally maine shart jeet ki. Ab mom ke boobs meri property hai.
Ab mai raat ka intzaar kar rha tha.

Raat ko jab mom online aayi .
Mai - hi meri jaan.
Mummy- tum pagal ho kaya bhari bus mai aisa koi karta hai kya Yusuf. 
Mai- ab ye to shart lagane se pahle sochna tha. 
Mummy- lekin tum sach mai himmat wale ho . Jo bheed mein ye sab kar sakta hai. Wo akele mai kya kya karega.
Mai - wo sab chodo mujhe meri property dekhni hai.
Mummy - accha thik hai . Mai photo bhejti hu.
Mai - nhi mujhe video call kro.
Mummy- accha thik hai ye apna number do. 
( Aap sabhi ko pata hoga ki Facebook per video call kar sakte hai)
Phir maine apni t shirt utar di . Taki mom ko shak na ho. Or mobile ko aise set kiya ki unko mera face dikhai na de.
Poori tayari ke baad maine video call shuru kiya. 
Pahli baar apni mom ko samne dekh kar alag maza aa rha tha. 
  Mujhe dekh kar mom ke hosh udd gye.kyoki mai bina underwear ke baith tha. Or mom mera lund dekh kar darr gyi .
    Hey bhagwan iska itna bada kaise . Ye to kisi ki jaan bhi le sakta hai.

[Bittu Badmash]

Or unke boobs ko ek baar daba diya. Mom ki halat kharab ho gyi.
Phir maine apna haath hata liya or phir ek kagaj ki parchi unke blouse ke andar daal di.
Phir stop aa gya . Or mom or mai bus se utar gye.
 
Aap soch rhe hoge us parchi mai kya hai. Usme mera naam likha hai . Real nhi unka secret lover ka Yusuf Pathan ka. Finally maine shart jeet ki. Ab mom ke boobs meri property hai.
Ab mai raat ka intzaar kar rha tha.

Raat ko jab mom online aayi .
Mai - hi meri jaan.
Mummy- tum pagal ho kaya bhari bus mai aisa koi karta hai kya Yusuf. 
Mai- ab ye to shart lagane se pahle sochna tha. 
Mummy- lekin tum sach mai himmat wale ho . Jo bheed mein ye sab kar sakta hai. Wo akele mai kya kya karega.
Mai - wo sab chodo mujhe meri property dekhni hai.
Mummy - accha thik hai . Mai photo bhejti hu.
Mai - nhi mujhe video call kro.
Mummy- accha thik hai ye apna number do. 
( Aap sabhi ko pata hoga ki Facebook per video call kar sakte hai)
Phir maine apni t shirt utar di . Taki mom ko shak na ho. Or mobile ko aise set kiya ki unko mera face dikhai na de.
Poori tayari ke baad maine video call shuru kiya. 
Pahli baar apni mom ko samne dekh kar alag maza aa rha tha. 
  Mujhe dekh kar mom ke hosh udd gye.kyoki mai bina underwear ke baith tha. Or mom mera lund dekh kar darr gyi .
    Hey bhagwan iska itna bada kaise . Ye to kisi ki jaan bhi le sakta hai. 

[Bittu Badmash]

Mom ke face ka reaction kuch aisa tha mera land dekhne ke baad .
Mai - chalo ab apne boobs dikhao mujhe.
Mummy - ok dikhati. Hu.
Finally wo din aa gya jab mai live mom ke boobs dekhne wala tha.

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[Bittu Badmash]

Mom ke boobs dekh kar mai baukhla gya . Maine apni awaaz badal kar kaha
Mai - bhagwan ne tumhe bahut fursat se banaya hai.
Tum mere paas hoti ho ye 34 ke boobs 38 ke ho jaate.
Mummy - accha wo to muskil hai. 
Mai - tum mujhe challenge kar rhi ho.
Mummy - nhi mai kaise kar sakti hu . Ek baar galti kar chuki hu. Dubara nhi karugi.
Mai - tumhara pati tumhe chodta nhi h kya.
Mummy - unke paas time hi kaha hota hai
Mai - to phir mai aa jau.
Mummy - accha bol to aise rhe ho jaise sach mai aa jaoge.
Mai - tum bolo bus mai 5 min. Mai aa jauga 
Mummy - accha aa ke dikhao to maanu.wo bhi kisi ko pata lge bina.
Mai- aaj to meri lautry lag gyi.
Phir vmaine sabse pahle apne ghar ki light off kar di main switch se. Or pipe ke raste mom ke bedroom mai ghus gaya. Mom awaz sunkar boli
Mummy - kon ho tum
Maine awaz badalkar kaha
Mai - teri jaan Yusuf Pathan
Mom shoked ye itni zaldi yaha kaise
Mom touch on karne wali thi tabhi maine unko roka .
Mai - kuch cheezo ka maza andhere mai aata hai.
Aage kya hua next part mai.

Kya aap meri real mom ki pic dekna chahoge to comment jaroor kre

[Bittu Badmash]

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Finally wo raat aa gyi jab mai apni mom ko chodne wala tha. Maine mummy ko kas kar hug kar liya. Or unko kiss karne laga. Mai jitna ho sake apni jeebh andar daal rha tha. Mera ek haath mom ki kamar per or doosra unki peeth per tha.
Lagbhag 15 min.tak kiss karne ke baad maine mom ki nighty utar di.
Or unko bed per patak diya or apne saare kapde utarne ke baad . Mom ke uper chad gya. Ab uneke boobs per hamla kiya . Ek boob ko muh mai bhar liya or doosre ko jor jor se dabane laga.
Mummy- ahhhh Yusuf aaram se kro mai kahi bhaagi nhi jaa rhi hu.
Mai - randi chal ab mera lund choos
Mummy ne mera lund ko pakad liya or muh mai daal kar choosne lagi.ye mere liye alag hi ahsaas tha.
Mummy kisi expert randi ki tarah mera lund choos rahi thi. Mujhse bardasht nahi hua or mai mom ke muh mai hi jhad gya. Fir maine bola
Mai - chal poora maal gatak le . Or mera lund chaat kar saaf kar .
Mom ek agyakari randi ki tarah mera lund chaat kar saaf kar rhi thi. Phir maine apna land mom ki chut mai dalne ki tyari ki .
Mom kaafi samay se nhi chudi thi jiske karan unki chut tight ho gyi thi.
Maine apna lund choot mai rakha  or ek jam kar shot mara aadha lund choot mai  chala gya.
Mummy - ahhhh mar gyi mai. Nikalo isko  ahhhhh
Maine mummy ko kiss karna start kiya  
Or poora lund mom ki chut mai daal diya. Mom chatpatane lagi . Lekin mere kiss karne ke karan chila nhi payi.
Ab maine dheere dheere dhakke marne shuru kar diye. Or mom ke boobs choosne laga. Dheere dheere maine dhakko ki speed bda di.
Ab mom ko bhi maza aane laga tha . Hum dono passena passena ho gye.
Itne mai mom ka orgism ho gya . Unka poora sareer akad gya. Saath hi mera jhad gya . Mai mom ke ander hi jhad gya. Mai mom ke uper hi let gya. Hum dono passena bhare ho gye the. Mere face ka paseena mom ke face per gir raha tha.
Mummy- thx Yusuf mujhe itna maza dene ke liye .
Mai - ye to shuruaat hai tujhe toab poori zindgi mera lund lena hai.
Mummy- hmm wo to hai. Ab mujhe ye roj chahiye. Zyada raat ho gyi hai ab tum jao.
Uske baad mai kidki se bahar aakar main switch on karta hu. Or apne kamre mein jaakar so jata hu .

Next morning jab mai so kar utha to mummy kitchen mai kaam kar rhi thi. 
Mummy - so kar utha gya
Mai - yes mummy, kya baat hai aaj bdi khus lag rhi ho
Mummy - kuch nhi wo tere papa aane wale hai. Tu jaker market se ye saman le kar aaja.
Mai- ok abhi lata hu.
Dosto mai market saman lene to jata hu lekin kabhi laut ke nhi aata.
Mera exident ho jata hai. Or mai mar jata hu. Lekin meri aatma abhi bhi yahi hoti hai jo sab dekh rhi hoti hai.
Mom ka ro- ro kar bura haal hai. Lekin mai kuch kar bhi nhi sakta. Dheere dheere samay beeta jata h.
Mere Papa meri mom Ko doshi samjhte hai . Or unko divorce de dete hai. Mom us ghar mai akeli rah jati h.
Mujhse ye sab dekha nhi ja rha tha.
Phir ek din entry hoti hai . Mere dushman ki jiska naam Yusuf Pathan hai. Wo mere ghar kuch saman dene aaya tha.

[Bittu Badmash]

Man to kar rha tha iski jaan le lu. Lekin mai aatma tha . Sab kuch dekh sakta hu lekin kuch kar nhi sakta.
Wo ander aaya. Or bola aunty ye apka saman.
Mom ka badan dekh kar uski laar tapkne lagi.
Mom- beta tumhara naam kya hai.
Yusuf- Yusuf Pathan mai aapke bete ka class mate hu.
Yusuf Pathan naam sunte hi mom dor kar Yusuf ke paas aayi . Or usko hug kar liya. Yusuf ko samjh nhi aaya ye kya ho rha hai.
Mummy - kaha chale gaye the tum pata hai kitne msg kiya tumhe . Lekin kisi ka bhi reply nhi diya tumne.
Meri aatma ye sab dekh rhi thi. Ab mom ko kaise batau ki apka secret lover mai hu wo nhi.
Mera game mujhe per hi bhaari pad gya.
Yusuf haat aaya itna hot maal jaane nhi dena chata tha. To usne jhoot bola.
Yusuf - mera phone gum ho gya tha.
Mummy - to mujse ek baar milne bhi na aa sake.
Yusuf - galti ho gyi.
Mummy ne use abhi bhi hug kiya hua tha. Ab Yusuf ne apna ek haat karmar per or doosra peeth per rakh diya or mom ke maze lene laga.
Yusuf - (man mai) mere dushman ki maa meri baho mai hai . Isse aacha kya ho sakta hai . Mauke ka fayda uthana chahiye.
Mummy- ab tumhe mai kahi nhi jaane dugi. Us raat ke baad maine tumhe apna sab kuch maan liya tha.
Yusuf - thik hai mai yahi hu tumhare paas
    Maine apna sir pakad liya . Hey bhagwan ye kya ho gya mera dushman aaj mere ghar mai hai.or mai kuch kar bhi nhi sakta.

[Bittu Badmash]

Tabhi Yusuf ki nazar mujh par padti hai. Mai bhi use dekhta hu. Wo mujhe dekh kar muskura raha tha . Fir Yusuf mummy se poochta hai toilet kaha.
Mummy - wo rha.
Yusuf ke saath mai bhi toilet mai ghus jata hu. Yusuf abhi bhi mujhe dekh rha tha. 
Mai - kya tum mujhe dekh sakte ho.
Yusuf - dekh bhi sakta hu or sun bhi sakta hu.
Mai- kya.... Ye kaise ho sakta hai .mai to atma hu.
Yusuf - ,.' ki rahmat se mujhe ye takat mili h. Ki mai atmao se baat kar sakta hu or unko dekh sakta hu.
Mai - dekh Yusuf meri mom pahle se hi pareshaan hai .tu yaha se chala ja
Yusuf - chala jaunga lekin ek shart hai. Ye teri mom ne mujhe aise kyu behave kiya . Jaise mai uska lover hu. 
Mai saari baat usko bata deta hu.wo jor jor se hasne lagta hai.
Yusuf - haaaaaaaahaaa saala tu apni hi maa ko chod chuka hai wo bhi mera naam istemal karke. Tune to mera kaam aasan kar diya. Teri maa to poora maal hai . Usko to mai apni randi banaunga.
Mai- dekh Yusuf ye mat kar please chala ja.
Yusuf- ab mai kahi nhi ja rha ab ye mera ghar hai. Or teri maa meri randi.
Or ye kahkar wo hall mai chala jata hai or sofe per baith jata hai.

[Bittu Badmash]

Kuch change karoge tab bhi jyada se jyada kya hoga dushman ke body Mai atma ghusa ke use chodega magar sharir to dushman ka hi hai to dushman hi chod Raha hoga socha itni time bad achi story shuru hui magar mood off kar diya tumne

Bhai sab abhi bata duga to story ka maza kharab ho jayega . Maine kab kaha ki uski aatma Yusuf ke andar ghusegi. Ye ek long story hai.