17-06-2023, 03:56 AM
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Hello Guys....... Mai Sheetal…… !!!!
Kyu Ladkion…. Meri baat se sehmat toh hongi….. Chaliye meri kahani padiya…… aur enjoy karen…..
Mai Bhopal ki rehne wali hoon…. Abhi Mumbai main rehti hoon….. College padne aayi thi….. Mera bachpan, Meri collegeing poori Bhopal main hi hui thi….. Bhopal ke kise college main seat na milne ki wajah se karib 2 saal ghar pe hi thi….. akir main mujhe Mumbai main seat mili….. Mere Nanu Mumbai main rehte hai….. Mummy, Pappa ko aitraz nahi the mere akele shift hone main….. Shuru Shuru main main sirf salwar kameej hi pehna karti thi……
Bhopal naam ke liye bada shehar tho tha… par soch tho gaon jaisa hi tha….
College main Rahul se mulakat hui…… Woh aur main ek hi class main the…… Intefaq se Rahul bhi Bhopal se tha….aur who bhi college padne Mumbai aaya tha…. Par woh meri tarah kisi ristedar ke ghar pe nahi rehta…. Akele alag se Flat main rehta….. Ek hi sheher ke hone se hum dono main kafi attachment ho gayi….. Saath saath baithna….. saath saath canteen jana….. Movie jana…..
Rahul ne Chup Chup bohot bar kiss bhi kiya mujhe……
Par college main mujhe Bhopal ki behanji bulate the….. Main aksar roti thi…. Rahul ne kayi bar kaha Ki modern kapde pehene ko….. Par darti thi….
Dheere Dheere Rahul ne mujhe badal diya…..
Nanu ki ek aadat thi…. Roj 8 baje tak khana khake davayi kha ke so jate….. ise baath ka fiyada uthake Rahul aur main aksar disco jate aur Raat Raat bhar poora shehar ghoomte….. Kuch hi dino main roj rat ko Rahul ke saath bahar jati…. Aur khoob masti karte…..
Choomna, boobs dabana, mere dress ke upar upar se mere boobs ko choosta…… aam se hogayi…. Mujhe bohot acha lagta tha…. Rahul mujhe hamesha important feel karvata tha….. Bas intezar tha us pal ka ki kab Rahul ke saath meri chudayi hogi….
Aur akhir main woh raat aa hi gayi jab pehli baar Rahul se chudvaya…..
Ek bar disco main Choom Choom ke, mere boobs dabake, mere dress ke upar se mere chooth ko sehlake…… mujhe itna garam kiya ki raha nahi gaya….. Roj Roj Chooth main ungli kar kar ke thak gayi thi….
Disco ke Rahul mujhe baad bade pyar se apne flat pe le gaya….. Samjh gayi ki aaj Rahul ko bhi chudayi karane ka mood hai..….. maine bhi mann banaliya…. Aaj chudvake ghar jaungi….
Ek patli se 2 patle strap wali choti se dress pehna tha…. aur aunder kuch nahi….. mere choot ka ras meri jhangon tak beh raha tha…. maine faisal kar liya ki aaj apni chooth ki aag ko shant karva hi lungi…. Aur ungli nahi karni…..
Ghar main ghuste hi….. Main Rahul ko choomne lagi…. Apne haton se Rahul ke lund pe haat pherne lagi…..
Rahul: Kya baat hai sali…. Aaj bade mood main lag rahe ho…..
Main: Ek saal se garam kar rahe ho sale…. Thak gayi hoon roj ungli kar kar ke…. Aaj to apna hatiyaar dal hi do mere chooth main… aur mat tadpao mere raja….. bujhado meri pyas……
Rahul: Ek Sharat par mera hatiyaar milega…. Agar nahi toh aaj bhi apni unglion se kaam chalao……
Main: Humara pehle kiss ke baad tumhare koi sharat hai jo nahi mani aaj tak…. Tumhare pasand ke kapde pehen rahi hoon….
Raat raat bhar poore shehar main tumhare saath ghoomti hoon… kabhi kuch karne se roka hai kya…..
Rahul: Toh aaj tak khud kyu nahi poocha mera lund…..
Main: Ajj se pehle tumne mujhe itna garam bhi nahi kiya… aur waise se bhi main ek ladki hoon…. Kaise batati ki mujhe lund chahiye….. Chalo Batao kya Sharat hai……
Rahul: Toh Sharat yeh hai ki agar maine tumhe ek baar choda toh mujhe baar baar chodne ka man karega….. aur agli bar tumne mana kar diya to main apna khada lund kahan le jaunga…..
Main: Bas itni se baat… Jab bhi tumhara lund khada hoga mujhe bata do….. main apni pair phaila dungi….. ab aur mat tadpao….. dal do apna hatiyaar…..
Itna bolte hi ne Rahul ne ek hi jhatke main meri dress utar ke phen diya….. Bachpan main apne mummy aur papa ke baad ajj jawani main pehli baar kisi ke samne poori nangi khadi thi…. sharam toh bohot aa rahi thi….. Par aaj bas mujhe apni chooth ki pyas bhujhani thi…… ab sharma ke to yeh kaam nahi ho sakta…. Isiliye besharam hoke khadi rahi….
Rahul mujhe dekhta hi rehgaya….
Main: Dekhte hi rahoge ya aage kuch karoge bhi …..
Rahul: Sali tu badi utavli ho rahi hai…… Ajj tujhe khacha chaba jaunga…..
Main: Khajao mujhe….. poora karle apne sare arman….. aaj se ye mera poora jism tumhara…. Karlo jo karna hai…..
Mera itna bolna kafi tha…… Rahul itna utejit hua ki raat bhar khoob choda….. Maine use condom bhi pehane nahi diya…..
Raat bhar main karib 3 ya 4 baar choda…. Aur har baar mere chooth ko apne maal se bhar diya…..
Hai… kya raat thi… bhulaye nahi bhoolta…..
Agli subah Rahul ne college main ek goli di aur bola ki ise main pregnant nahi hongi…..
Bas us raat ke baad main bilkul beshram ban gayi….….. Woh jo bhi kehta, main woh sab kuch karti….. inta ki main Rahul ke kehne pe sab tarah ke modern kapde pehne lagi…… Ghar se ek masoom benji ki tarah salwar kameej pehan ke nikalti aur raste main change karti aur college jati…..
Bra pehne ki wajah se Rahul mere dood thik se daba nahi pa raha tha….. To maine bra pehna chod diya….. Mujhe bhi apne dood poori tara se masalvane maza aata tha….
Class main hamesha saath baithe the….. Mere chooth ke aunder ungli nahi dal pa raha the….. toh maine panty bhi pehna chod diya…..
College main, classroom main…. Canteen main, Aur pata nahi aise aise jagah chudayi ki uske baad kabhi uska lund agar kisi din lund nahi milta to main pagal se ho jati….. man karta tha jo mile use chudva loon…..
Kabhi Kabhi sochti Kya se kya ban gayi main…. Apne aap pe gussa bhi bohot bar aaya…. Rahul ne lund ki aise lath lagayi ki har do teen ghante main lund chahiye hota tha….
Angrzi main jante ho na meri Jaise ladkion ko “Bitch” / Randi bulate hai…. Matlab lund ki bhooki….. Kabhi bhi Kise se bhi chudvane ke liye tayar….. Kise ke liye bhi pair phailane wali……
Par inti jaldi bhi kaise poori randi ban jati….. Nanu ka dar, samaj ka dar…… in sab ki dar ne rok rakha tha….. Kabhi belan se, kabhi kheere se, aur kuch nahi mila to unglian to thi hi….. ungli kar kar ke apni pyas bujhati…..
Phir aaya woh din jiski umeed toh thi par yaad nahi thi…..… Exam time….
Rahul ke saath waqt ka pata hi nahi chala…. Ek saal kaise beet gaya pata hi nahi chala…..
Rahul ke saath masti karne ke chakkar main na jane kitni baar class bunk kiya tha….. Natija….. Attendance ke “L” lag gaye…..
Mujhe, Rahul aur kuch aur students ko apne parents ko college bulake leke ane ko kaha Principal ne…..
Meri to phat ke haat main aa gayi…. Agar Nanu ko pata chala toh mujhe vapis Bhopal behj denge… Mummy Pappa ke paas……
Par behcare Rahul ke saath aisa hi hua…. Uske Papa ko pata chala aur Rahul ko vapis Bhopal leke chale gaye…..…. Rahul se ek akri bar baat tak nahi kar payi…. Ekdum se gayab hi ho gaya….
Na phone, Na message…. Kuch nahi….
Meri samajh nahi aa raha tha kya karu….. Ek hafta beet gaya….. Chooth ki aag badti jaa rahi thi…. Exam main sirf ek mahina reh gaya tha….. Parents ko agle 3 dino main Principle se milana tha nahi to exam nahi likhne denge…. Par itni badi samasya main bhi mann lund ki khoj kar raha tha….. samsaya ka samadhan nahi…..
Canteen main sar pakad ke baithi thi…..
Attendance chahiye….?
Maine sar uthake dekha….. Samne Monty Khada tha…
Monty…. Ek Amir Baap ka bigda beta….. College main sabhi jante the ki Monty kitna bigda hua tha….. Par shuru shuru main samajh nahi aa raha tha itni ladkiya uske peeche peeche ghoomti rehti hai…..
Waise Rahul bhi kuch kam ameer nahi tha…. Uske Papa ka bohot bada Import Export ka Business tha….. Nahi toh mujhe inte sare naye naye modern kapde kahan se dilta….. Disco kaise le jata….
Main: Haa… Par tum kya kar sakte ho…..?
Monty: Karne ke liye toh bohot kuch kar sakte hai…. Marzi tumhari hai….
Main: Dekho…. Main aise ladki nahi hoon jo tumhare aage peeche ghoomti hai……
Monty: Dekho Zyada sati saviti banne ki zarurat nahi hai….. Hum sab ki khabar rakte hai janeman….. Sab pata hai mujhe tumare bare main…. Tumhe dekh ke lagta nahi tha tum aise niklogi…
Main: Aise niklungi Matlab…. Kehna kya chahte ho…..
Monty: Acha mere muh se sunna chahti ho….. to suno… Class ke last bench tu aur Rahul kya kya karte the… Pichle ek hafte se akele akele kya karti ho…..
Main hairan hogayi….. Monty ko kaise pata chala…..
Main: Tumhe kaise pata…..
Monty: Class ki har ladki pe nazar reheti hai meri….. itna kafi hai ki aur bataun….
Main: Nahi…. Matlab tumne sab kuch dekh liya hai…..
Monty: Haa….. sab kuch…. Kaise class main apni chooth main Rahul se ungli karvati thi….. bench ke nechee uska lund choosti thi…..
Hai…. Kya choosti ho…… Yahan tak ki tumhari chudai bhi….
Mera muh sookh gaya…. Paseene nikal ne laga…. Monty ne toh sab kuch dekh liya…… mujhe hamesha lagta tha ki koi nahi dekh raha….. aur chudiye ka nasha enjoy karti rahi….. par ……
Main: Tumne kise ko bataya toh nahi…..
Monty: Monty akele akele kuch nahi karta…. Sab kuch mil bant ke karta hoon…..
Mar gayi…… Monty ke sabhi doston ko bhi pata hai…..
Monty: Arre gabrah mat…. Aaj tak kisine tuje kuch kaha kya….?
Sahi toh keh raha tha….. Aaj tak kise ne is baat ki bhanak tak nahi lagne di ki woh sab jante hai…. Aur kuch janna hai…..
Main: Nahi….aur kuch mat bolo….. Kya karna hoga…..
Itne main Monty ke lafandar dost bhi aake uske saath baith gaye….. Main unke samne kaise baat karti…. Main utke jane lagi…..
Monty: Are khana chali…. Attendance nahi chahiye kya…..
Main: Akele main chal ke baat karte hai…. Tumhare Doston ke samne nahi….. please…..
Monty: Dekho… Zada nakhre mat karo…. Main kaha na…. main aur mere dost sab kuch jante hai…. Unke samne kaisa sharmana…..
Main konsi bholi thi…… Jaise hi usne woh baat kahi….main samajh gayi ki Monty ko kya chahiye…. Monty Jaise ladke se har saude ke liye tayar thi….. Bas vapis ghar nahi jana tha….. Maine directly pooch liya…..
Main: Chodna hai kya….?
Monty: Badi hosiyar hai tu toh….. kafi jaldi samajh gayi…..
Main: Tumhare jaisa ladka ek ladki se aur kya hi mangega….. Bolo kab aur kahan…..
Monty: Sahi kaha…. Paise toh bohot hai mere pass…. par tumhe paise nahi Attendance chahiye na…. sirf mujhse chudvane sa kya hoga…..
Tab samajh aaya jo ladiya Monty ke aage peeche ghoomti thi unke paas itne mehnge purse, sandals kahan se aate the…..
Main: Toh….. Poore college se chudvaoge kya….
Monty: Aree Na na… Waise kitne subject main attendance chahiye…..
Main: 3…… Social, Geography aur History…..
Monty: Rehti kahan ho….?
Main: Tumhe use kya…..?
Main: Acha thik hai sorry….. Malad main rehti hoon…..
Monty: Ghar pe kaun kaun hai….
Mujhe samajh nahi aa raha tha yeh itne saval kyu pooch raha tha…..
Main: Nanu ke saath…..
Monty: Acha… Abhi samjha…. Raat ko tere Nanu 2 peg laga ke so jata hoga…. Aur Raat bhar us Rahul ke saath aish ho….
Main: Nanu bilkul nahi peete…. Woh bas khana jaldi khake so jate hai….. Par tumhe yeh sab kaise pata…… Main Rahul ke saath raat bhar ghoomti hoon…..
Monty: Maine kaha na….. Hum sab jante hai…..
Main: Thik hai….. main tayar hoon…. Bolo kahan chodna hai mujhe….
Monty: Are….. tum toh badi utavli ho…. Lagta hai Agar haan kahon to yahi chudva logi…. Rahul ke jane ke baad lund ke liye taras gayi ho…..
Ek min ke liye Monty pe itna gussa aya ki mann kiya kheencke ek jhapad maru…. Par sach hi tok keh raha tha….. Ek hafte se itni bhooki thi meri chooth….. Lund ke liye shayaad main abhi sare kapde utar ke chudvane ke liye tayar ho jati….
Main: Main itni bhi beshram nahi hoon….
Monty: Chalo thik hai…. Plan kar ke bata hoon kal…..
Main: Jagah aur waqt bataoo…. Main pohoch jaungi…..
Monty: Jaise khane se pehle soup peete hai…. Picture se pehle chota sa trailer dikhate hai…. Waise hi ek chota sa trailer ho jaye…..
Main: Kya….. yahi sab ke samne nanga karoge kya….
Waise mann toh bohot tha…. ki jhat se sare kapde utaru aur chudva loon…. Par main itni besharam thodi thi….
Monty: Humain koi aitraz nahi…… Sab ke samne nahi to humare saath chalo jagah bohot hai…. Wahan dikha dena apni jawani…..
Main: Tumhare akele ke samne kapde utarungi…… Tumhara koi bhi dost nahi hona chahiye…..
Monty: Mainne kaha na…. Main alke main kuch nahi karta…. Sab kuch mil bant ke karta hoon….. Waise bhi Maine aur mere doston ne…. nangi toh tujhe bohot baar dekh chukke hai ….. yehi canteen main….. us darwaje ke peeche……
Main: Nahi…. Sab ke samne nangi nahi hongi….. akele chalna hai toh bolo…. Akele chaloge to……
Monty: Akele chalunga toh…..
Main: Sharam nahi aati…… kya woh samjha hai kya…. Sabke ke samne nahi bol sakti…… Akle main chalna hai to bolo….
Monty: Aur sharam ka paath mujhe mat padao….. class main akele baitke chooth main ungli karne se sharam nahi aayi….. Jaldi bol nahi toh main chala….. Time nahi hai mere paas….
Main samajh gayi mere paas aur koi rasta bhi nahi tha…. akele main chalne ke liye yeh manega nahi…. Waise isne aur iske Doston sab kuch dekh hi liya hai…. Meri chudyi bhi dekh li hai….
Monty: Chalain……
Monty ne mera haath pakda aur mujhe kursi se uthaya…. Aur canteen ke bathroom ki taraf le jane laga……
Main bhi lund ke liye pyasi deewani Monty aur 2 doston ke saath chal padi…..
Par bathroom ke bajay mujhe canteen ke peeche wale raste se canteen ke peeche wale jungle ki taraf le gaya…..
Main: Khana le ja rahe ho mujhe….
Monty: Khulli hava main…. Kahan tum dono bathroom ke us garmi main, us badboo main…. Yahan dekho khulla khulla aasman….. thandi thandi hawa…….
Main ek bakri ki tarah 3 sheron ke samne kampti khadi thi….. Ek ladki ko jab apne kapde utarne ki baat ati hai toh ek ache se band kamre main kise aise ladke ke samne hi utaregi jo us ladki ke dil main rehta hai…. Par yahan na toh band kamra tha, naahi yeh 3 ladke mere dil main rehte hai…..
Himmat karke apne app ko samjha to liye to nangi ho jaungi teeno ke samne par……
3 subject main attendance chahiye…. Ek main nahi….. 3 subject ke 3 professor hai… itna sharmayegi toh Kal jab teeno professors tujhe nanga hone ko bolene….. tere dood dabayenge…..
Main: Bas karo…..
Main soch rahi thi keval attendance ke liye main kya karni ja rahi hoon…. Par Bhopal vapis jane ke khayal, aur chooth main badti aag ne kuch aur hi sochne par majboor kiya……
Baki jaldi hi Part 2 main likhti hoon…… Ab tak ki kahani kaise lagi….. batana zaroor…….
Ummmah……
Masoom se Ek Chuddakad Randi Banni
Hello Guys....... Mai Sheetal…… !!!!
!!!!! “Ishq ka bhukar aisa ki utare nahi utarta….. aur chooth ki aag aise jo bhujhaye nahi buhjta” !!!!!
Kyu Ladkion…. Meri baat se sehmat toh hongi….. Chaliye meri kahani padiya…… aur enjoy karen…..
Mai Bhopal ki rehne wali hoon…. Abhi Mumbai main rehti hoon….. College padne aayi thi….. Mera bachpan, Meri collegeing poori Bhopal main hi hui thi….. Bhopal ke kise college main seat na milne ki wajah se karib 2 saal ghar pe hi thi….. akir main mujhe Mumbai main seat mili….. Mere Nanu Mumbai main rehte hai….. Mummy, Pappa ko aitraz nahi the mere akele shift hone main….. Shuru Shuru main main sirf salwar kameej hi pehna karti thi……
Bhopal naam ke liye bada shehar tho tha… par soch tho gaon jaisa hi tha….
College main Rahul se mulakat hui…… Woh aur main ek hi class main the…… Intefaq se Rahul bhi Bhopal se tha….aur who bhi college padne Mumbai aaya tha…. Par woh meri tarah kisi ristedar ke ghar pe nahi rehta…. Akele alag se Flat main rehta….. Ek hi sheher ke hone se hum dono main kafi attachment ho gayi….. Saath saath baithna….. saath saath canteen jana….. Movie jana…..
Rahul ne Chup Chup bohot bar kiss bhi kiya mujhe……
Par college main mujhe Bhopal ki behanji bulate the….. Main aksar roti thi…. Rahul ne kayi bar kaha Ki modern kapde pehene ko….. Par darti thi….
Dheere Dheere Rahul ne mujhe badal diya…..
Nanu ki ek aadat thi…. Roj 8 baje tak khana khake davayi kha ke so jate….. ise baath ka fiyada uthake Rahul aur main aksar disco jate aur Raat Raat bhar poora shehar ghoomte….. Kuch hi dino main roj rat ko Rahul ke saath bahar jati…. Aur khoob masti karte…..
Choomna, boobs dabana, mere dress ke upar upar se mere boobs ko choosta…… aam se hogayi…. Mujhe bohot acha lagta tha…. Rahul mujhe hamesha important feel karvata tha….. Bas intezar tha us pal ka ki kab Rahul ke saath meri chudayi hogi….
Aur akhir main woh raat aa hi gayi jab pehli baar Rahul se chudvaya…..
Ek bar disco main Choom Choom ke, mere boobs dabake, mere dress ke upar se mere chooth ko sehlake…… mujhe itna garam kiya ki raha nahi gaya….. Roj Roj Chooth main ungli kar kar ke thak gayi thi….
Disco ke Rahul mujhe baad bade pyar se apne flat pe le gaya….. Samjh gayi ki aaj Rahul ko bhi chudayi karane ka mood hai..….. maine bhi mann banaliya…. Aaj chudvake ghar jaungi….
Ek patli se 2 patle strap wali choti se dress pehna tha…. aur aunder kuch nahi….. mere choot ka ras meri jhangon tak beh raha tha…. maine faisal kar liya ki aaj apni chooth ki aag ko shant karva hi lungi…. Aur ungli nahi karni…..
Ghar main ghuste hi….. Main Rahul ko choomne lagi…. Apne haton se Rahul ke lund pe haat pherne lagi…..
Rahul: Kya baat hai sali…. Aaj bade mood main lag rahe ho…..
Main: Ek saal se garam kar rahe ho sale…. Thak gayi hoon roj ungli kar kar ke…. Aaj to apna hatiyaar dal hi do mere chooth main… aur mat tadpao mere raja….. bujhado meri pyas……
Rahul: Ek Sharat par mera hatiyaar milega…. Agar nahi toh aaj bhi apni unglion se kaam chalao……
Main: Humara pehle kiss ke baad tumhare koi sharat hai jo nahi mani aaj tak…. Tumhare pasand ke kapde pehen rahi hoon….
Raat raat bhar poore shehar main tumhare saath ghoomti hoon… kabhi kuch karne se roka hai kya…..
Rahul: Toh aaj tak khud kyu nahi poocha mera lund…..
Main: Ajj se pehle tumne mujhe itna garam bhi nahi kiya… aur waise se bhi main ek ladki hoon…. Kaise batati ki mujhe lund chahiye….. Chalo Batao kya Sharat hai……
Rahul: Toh Sharat yeh hai ki agar maine tumhe ek baar choda toh mujhe baar baar chodne ka man karega….. aur agli bar tumne mana kar diya to main apna khada lund kahan le jaunga…..
Main: Bas itni se baat… Jab bhi tumhara lund khada hoga mujhe bata do….. main apni pair phaila dungi….. ab aur mat tadpao….. dal do apna hatiyaar…..
Itna bolte hi ne Rahul ne ek hi jhatke main meri dress utar ke phen diya….. Bachpan main apne mummy aur papa ke baad ajj jawani main pehli baar kisi ke samne poori nangi khadi thi…. sharam toh bohot aa rahi thi….. Par aaj bas mujhe apni chooth ki pyas bhujhani thi…… ab sharma ke to yeh kaam nahi ho sakta…. Isiliye besharam hoke khadi rahi….
Rahul mujhe dekhta hi rehgaya….
Main: Dekhte hi rahoge ya aage kuch karoge bhi …..
Rahul: Sali tu badi utavli ho rahi hai…… Ajj tujhe khacha chaba jaunga…..
Main: Khajao mujhe….. poora karle apne sare arman….. aaj se ye mera poora jism tumhara…. Karlo jo karna hai…..
Mera itna bolna kafi tha…… Rahul itna utejit hua ki raat bhar khoob choda….. Maine use condom bhi pehane nahi diya…..
Raat bhar main karib 3 ya 4 baar choda…. Aur har baar mere chooth ko apne maal se bhar diya…..
Hai… kya raat thi… bhulaye nahi bhoolta…..
Agli subah Rahul ne college main ek goli di aur bola ki ise main pregnant nahi hongi…..
Bas us raat ke baad main bilkul beshram ban gayi….….. Woh jo bhi kehta, main woh sab kuch karti….. inta ki main Rahul ke kehne pe sab tarah ke modern kapde pehne lagi…… Ghar se ek masoom benji ki tarah salwar kameej pehan ke nikalti aur raste main change karti aur college jati…..
Bra pehne ki wajah se Rahul mere dood thik se daba nahi pa raha tha….. To maine bra pehna chod diya….. Mujhe bhi apne dood poori tara se masalvane maza aata tha….
Class main hamesha saath baithe the….. Mere chooth ke aunder ungli nahi dal pa raha the….. toh maine panty bhi pehna chod diya…..
College main, classroom main…. Canteen main, Aur pata nahi aise aise jagah chudayi ki uske baad kabhi uska lund agar kisi din lund nahi milta to main pagal se ho jati….. man karta tha jo mile use chudva loon…..
Kabhi Kabhi sochti Kya se kya ban gayi main…. Apne aap pe gussa bhi bohot bar aaya…. Rahul ne lund ki aise lath lagayi ki har do teen ghante main lund chahiye hota tha….
Angrzi main jante ho na meri Jaise ladkion ko “Bitch” / Randi bulate hai…. Matlab lund ki bhooki….. Kabhi bhi Kise se bhi chudvane ke liye tayar….. Kise ke liye bhi pair phailane wali……
Par inti jaldi bhi kaise poori randi ban jati….. Nanu ka dar, samaj ka dar…… in sab ki dar ne rok rakha tha….. Kabhi belan se, kabhi kheere se, aur kuch nahi mila to unglian to thi hi….. ungli kar kar ke apni pyas bujhati…..
Phir aaya woh din jiski umeed toh thi par yaad nahi thi…..… Exam time….
Rahul ke saath waqt ka pata hi nahi chala…. Ek saal kaise beet gaya pata hi nahi chala…..
Rahul ke saath masti karne ke chakkar main na jane kitni baar class bunk kiya tha….. Natija….. Attendance ke “L” lag gaye…..
Mujhe, Rahul aur kuch aur students ko apne parents ko college bulake leke ane ko kaha Principal ne…..
Meri to phat ke haat main aa gayi…. Agar Nanu ko pata chala toh mujhe vapis Bhopal behj denge… Mummy Pappa ke paas……
Par behcare Rahul ke saath aisa hi hua…. Uske Papa ko pata chala aur Rahul ko vapis Bhopal leke chale gaye…..…. Rahul se ek akri bar baat tak nahi kar payi…. Ekdum se gayab hi ho gaya….
Na phone, Na message…. Kuch nahi….
Meri samajh nahi aa raha tha kya karu….. Ek hafta beet gaya….. Chooth ki aag badti jaa rahi thi…. Exam main sirf ek mahina reh gaya tha….. Parents ko agle 3 dino main Principle se milana tha nahi to exam nahi likhne denge…. Par itni badi samasya main bhi mann lund ki khoj kar raha tha….. samsaya ka samadhan nahi…..
Canteen main sar pakad ke baithi thi…..
Attendance chahiye….?
Maine sar uthake dekha….. Samne Monty Khada tha…
Monty…. Ek Amir Baap ka bigda beta….. College main sabhi jante the ki Monty kitna bigda hua tha….. Par shuru shuru main samajh nahi aa raha tha itni ladkiya uske peeche peeche ghoomti rehti hai…..
Waise Rahul bhi kuch kam ameer nahi tha…. Uske Papa ka bohot bada Import Export ka Business tha….. Nahi toh mujhe inte sare naye naye modern kapde kahan se dilta….. Disco kaise le jata….
Main: Haa… Par tum kya kar sakte ho…..?
Monty: Karne ke liye toh bohot kuch kar sakte hai…. Marzi tumhari hai….
Main: Dekho…. Main aise ladki nahi hoon jo tumhare aage peeche ghoomti hai……
Monty: Dekho Zyada sati saviti banne ki zarurat nahi hai….. Hum sab ki khabar rakte hai janeman….. Sab pata hai mujhe tumare bare main…. Tumhe dekh ke lagta nahi tha tum aise niklogi…
Main: Aise niklungi Matlab…. Kehna kya chahte ho…..
Monty: Acha mere muh se sunna chahti ho….. to suno… Class ke last bench tu aur Rahul kya kya karte the… Pichle ek hafte se akele akele kya karti ho…..
Main hairan hogayi….. Monty ko kaise pata chala…..
Main: Tumhe kaise pata…..
Monty: Class ki har ladki pe nazar reheti hai meri….. itna kafi hai ki aur bataun….
Main: Nahi…. Matlab tumne sab kuch dekh liya hai…..
Monty: Haa….. sab kuch…. Kaise class main apni chooth main Rahul se ungli karvati thi….. bench ke nechee uska lund choosti thi…..
Hai…. Kya choosti ho…… Yahan tak ki tumhari chudai bhi….
Mera muh sookh gaya…. Paseene nikal ne laga…. Monty ne toh sab kuch dekh liya…… mujhe hamesha lagta tha ki koi nahi dekh raha….. aur chudiye ka nasha enjoy karti rahi….. par ……
Main: Tumne kise ko bataya toh nahi…..
Monty: Monty akele akele kuch nahi karta…. Sab kuch mil bant ke karta hoon…..
Mar gayi…… Monty ke sabhi doston ko bhi pata hai…..
Monty: Arre gabrah mat…. Aaj tak kisine tuje kuch kaha kya….?
Sahi toh keh raha tha….. Aaj tak kise ne is baat ki bhanak tak nahi lagne di ki woh sab jante hai…. Aur kuch janna hai…..
Main: Nahi….aur kuch mat bolo….. Kya karna hoga…..
Itne main Monty ke lafandar dost bhi aake uske saath baith gaye….. Main unke samne kaise baat karti…. Main utke jane lagi…..
Monty: Are khana chali…. Attendance nahi chahiye kya…..
Main: Akele main chal ke baat karte hai…. Tumhare Doston ke samne nahi….. please…..
Monty: Dekho… Zada nakhre mat karo…. Main kaha na…. main aur mere dost sab kuch jante hai…. Unke samne kaisa sharmana…..
Main konsi bholi thi…… Jaise hi usne woh baat kahi….main samajh gayi ki Monty ko kya chahiye…. Monty Jaise ladke se har saude ke liye tayar thi….. Bas vapis ghar nahi jana tha….. Maine directly pooch liya…..
Main: Chodna hai kya….?
Monty: Badi hosiyar hai tu toh….. kafi jaldi samajh gayi…..
Main: Tumhare jaisa ladka ek ladki se aur kya hi mangega….. Bolo kab aur kahan…..
Monty: Sahi kaha…. Paise toh bohot hai mere pass…. par tumhe paise nahi Attendance chahiye na…. sirf mujhse chudvane sa kya hoga…..
Tab samajh aaya jo ladiya Monty ke aage peeche ghoomti thi unke paas itne mehnge purse, sandals kahan se aate the…..
Main: Toh….. Poore college se chudvaoge kya….
Monty: Aree Na na… Waise kitne subject main attendance chahiye…..
Main: 3…… Social, Geography aur History…..
Monty: Rehti kahan ho….?
Main: Tumhe use kya…..?
Main: Acha thik hai sorry….. Malad main rehti hoon…..
Monty: Ghar pe kaun kaun hai….
Mujhe samajh nahi aa raha tha yeh itne saval kyu pooch raha tha…..
Main: Nanu ke saath…..
Monty: Acha… Abhi samjha…. Raat ko tere Nanu 2 peg laga ke so jata hoga…. Aur Raat bhar us Rahul ke saath aish ho….
Main: Nanu bilkul nahi peete…. Woh bas khana jaldi khake so jate hai….. Par tumhe yeh sab kaise pata…… Main Rahul ke saath raat bhar ghoomti hoon…..
Monty: Maine kaha na….. Hum sab jante hai…..
Main: Thik hai….. main tayar hoon…. Bolo kahan chodna hai mujhe….
Monty: Are….. tum toh badi utavli ho…. Lagta hai Agar haan kahon to yahi chudva logi…. Rahul ke jane ke baad lund ke liye taras gayi ho…..
Ek min ke liye Monty pe itna gussa aya ki mann kiya kheencke ek jhapad maru…. Par sach hi tok keh raha tha….. Ek hafte se itni bhooki thi meri chooth….. Lund ke liye shayaad main abhi sare kapde utar ke chudvane ke liye tayar ho jati….
Main: Main itni bhi beshram nahi hoon….
Monty: Chalo thik hai…. Plan kar ke bata hoon kal…..
Main: Jagah aur waqt bataoo…. Main pohoch jaungi…..
Monty: Jaise khane se pehle soup peete hai…. Picture se pehle chota sa trailer dikhate hai…. Waise hi ek chota sa trailer ho jaye…..
Main: Kya….. yahi sab ke samne nanga karoge kya….
Waise mann toh bohot tha…. ki jhat se sare kapde utaru aur chudva loon…. Par main itni besharam thodi thi….
Monty: Humain koi aitraz nahi…… Sab ke samne nahi to humare saath chalo jagah bohot hai…. Wahan dikha dena apni jawani…..
Main: Tumhare akele ke samne kapde utarungi…… Tumhara koi bhi dost nahi hona chahiye…..
Monty: Mainne kaha na…. Main alke main kuch nahi karta…. Sab kuch mil bant ke karta hoon….. Waise bhi Maine aur mere doston ne…. nangi toh tujhe bohot baar dekh chukke hai ….. yehi canteen main….. us darwaje ke peeche……
Main: Nahi…. Sab ke samne nangi nahi hongi….. akele chalna hai toh bolo…. Akele chaloge to……
Monty: Akele chalunga toh…..
Main: Sharam nahi aati…… kya woh samjha hai kya…. Sabke ke samne nahi bol sakti…… Akle main chalna hai to bolo….
Monty: Aur sharam ka paath mujhe mat padao….. class main akele baitke chooth main ungli karne se sharam nahi aayi….. Jaldi bol nahi toh main chala….. Time nahi hai mere paas….
Main samajh gayi mere paas aur koi rasta bhi nahi tha…. akele main chalne ke liye yeh manega nahi…. Waise isne aur iske Doston sab kuch dekh hi liya hai…. Meri chudyi bhi dekh li hai….
Monty: Chalain……
Monty ne mera haath pakda aur mujhe kursi se uthaya…. Aur canteen ke bathroom ki taraf le jane laga……
Main bhi lund ke liye pyasi deewani Monty aur 2 doston ke saath chal padi…..
Par bathroom ke bajay mujhe canteen ke peeche wale raste se canteen ke peeche wale jungle ki taraf le gaya…..
Main: Khana le ja rahe ho mujhe….
Monty: Khulli hava main…. Kahan tum dono bathroom ke us garmi main, us badboo main…. Yahan dekho khulla khulla aasman….. thandi thandi hawa…….
Main ek bakri ki tarah 3 sheron ke samne kampti khadi thi….. Ek ladki ko jab apne kapde utarne ki baat ati hai toh ek ache se band kamre main kise aise ladke ke samne hi utaregi jo us ladki ke dil main rehta hai…. Par yahan na toh band kamra tha, naahi yeh 3 ladke mere dil main rehte hai…..
Himmat karke apne app ko samjha to liye to nangi ho jaungi teeno ke samne par……
3 subject main attendance chahiye…. Ek main nahi….. 3 subject ke 3 professor hai… itna sharmayegi toh Kal jab teeno professors tujhe nanga hone ko bolene….. tere dood dabayenge…..
Main: Bas karo…..
Main soch rahi thi keval attendance ke liye main kya karni ja rahi hoon…. Par Bhopal vapis jane ke khayal, aur chooth main badti aag ne kuch aur hi sochne par majboor kiya……
Baki jaldi hi Part 2 main likhti hoon…… Ab tak ki kahani kaise lagi….. batana zaroor…….
Ummmah……