[Samrock19797]

Chapter-30:Substratum of a new Combat-II
Update-101
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Vibha ki call maine recieve to ki lekin agle hee pal phhir se call cut kar di....Vibha ki call disconnect karne ke baad Vibha ke baare me hee sochate hue ek cigarette nikali aur hostel ki chhat par aa gaya...
Pichhale kuchh dino ki bhayankar ghatnao,jaise Canteen me meri aur Gautam ki bahas aur phhir aaj security officer station me hue drame se main ye bhool chuka tha ki kuchh hafte pahle maine second semester ka exam diya tha...jiska result kuchh dino me aane wala tha, lekin jaise main us waqt ye bhool chuka tha...lekin mere college me padhne wale 2318 students nahi bhoole the aur na hee humari university aur na hee mere hostel me rahne wale lafange students.....isliye result apne sahi time par aaya aur main upar hostel ki chhat par khada cigarette pee raha tha.....
"kaha hai..."Saurabh ne call kiya.. "hostel ki chhat par..."
"abey result aa gaya hai..."
"ek minute....aage kuchh mat bolna,warna murder kar dunga..."
Result aa gaya ye sunte hee mere dil ki dhadkane ekdum se tez ho gayi , main wahi hostel ke chhat ke upar khada soch-vichar karne laga ki is baar fail hounga ya pass...mere aankho ke samne wo waqt chhane laga jab main examhall me baithkar exam de raha tha....
"4 subject me to nikal hee jaunga..."maine khud se kaha aur aadhi jali cigarette ko wahi phhek diya.... "4 me nahi 5 me pakka AC hai..."khud ko dilasa dete hue maine ek baar phhir se kaha....
"Arman,be a real mard...."teesari baar khud ko dilasa dete hue main neeche aaya aur hostel warden ke room me gaya ,jaha PC tha aur result printout karwane ki suvidha bhi thi...
"Roll Number batao..."mujhe dekhte hee warden ne kaha aur maine dheere-dheere karke apne roll number ka ek-ek digit bataya aur control warden ke hath se apne hath me le liya....
Result mere samne computer screen par tha aur maine direct us jagah nazar ghumayi,jaha Pass ya fail likha rahta hai.....
"Pass..."khushi se main uchhal pada aur waha khade baki ladko se gale mila...mera CPI is baar 7.7 ke karib tha, iske baad maine Arun aur Saurabh ka result dekha..pichhali baar ki tarah Arun ka is baar bhi back laga tha aur back lagane ka karnama Saurabh ne bhi kiya tha....lekin unke SPI last sem. Ki tarah is baar bhi mere se jyada tha....
"sale padhenge nahi to back hee lagegi na "maine aisa kaha jaise pure semester mere hath se ek pal ke liye bhi book na chhuti ho....
"tera kya hua be..."printout nikalwane ke baad maine wahi khade ek ladke se puchha... "3 subject me ludhak gaya..."
"aur tera..."maine dusare se puchha.. "do me back..."
"dekho beta, pass hone ke liye padhna padta hai...din bhar facebook me online rahne se kuchh nahi hota...agli baar se mehnat karna tabhi pass ho paoge warna sab subject me fail....sale ullu..."
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Jin-jin ladko ki back lagi thi unhe sunakar main apne room aaya...waha Saurabh aur Arun baar-baar apne

result is ummid me dekh rahe the ki shayad unse dekhne me galti ho gayi ho....
"tum dono phhir se fail ho gaye "unke jale par namak chhidakte hue maine kaha... "bose dk tu khush ho raha hai..."
"nahi yar, main to bahut dukhi hoon...chehre par mat ja, main andar se bahut jyada dukhi hoon..."
"ye sale,MC mujhe hee har baar kyun ludhka dete hai...inki *** ko chodu sale harami,BC..."Arun chillate hue bola...
"isi baat par bathroom ko sperm donate karke aa..."udas hone ka natak karte hue main bola.... "Arun ruk, main bhi chalta hoon..."apna mobile ek taraf gusse se phhek kar Saurabh bola...
"tu kidhar chala be..."
"sale meri bhi back lagi hai...main bhi sperm donate kaene ja raha hoon..."
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Jis din result aaya,us din hostel kuchh shant tha, jiske bhi room me jao sab apne result ka printout hath me liye dekh rahe the ki unhe kis subject me kitna number mila hai....kuchh apne ghar phone lagakar khushi se apna result bata rahe the to kuchh phone par hee galiya kha rahe the....mere room me khud is waqt mayusi ka mahol tha,isliye khushi ke mahol ki taalash me main pure hostel me ghoomta raha aur raat ke 1 baje pure hostel ka chakkar maar kar apne room lauta to dekha ki Arun ,Saurabh gahari neend me hai.....raat ke 1 baje Vibha ki call phhir aayi...
"haan bolo..."call recieve karke main bola...
"result aa gaya tum logo ka, maloom chala ya nahi..."
"raat ke 1 bajkar 3 minute par tumne ye batane ke liye call kiya hai..." "nahi...kuchh aur bhi baat karni hai..."
"to direct point par aane ka, "
"dekho Arman..."bolkar wo chup ho gayi... "haan dikhao..."
"dekho Arman, tum mujhe blackmail nahi kar sakte..." "ye paap maine kab kiya...Mam"
"FM ki lab me tum apne dosto se kya bol rahe the ki unhe tum A walk to the jungle ,ki kahani bataoge..." "haan,to usme bura kya hai..."
"Aaj ke baad wo sab bhool jao aur kisi se us baare me kuchh mat kahna..."
"wo kya hai ki main nihayat hee sarif aur sach bolne wala insan hoon....mujhe jhooth bardasht nahi hota,isliye yadi koyi mujhse puchhega to sach batana hee padega na...Vibha mam"
"respect your teachers..."
"dil pe mat le, muh me le...aasani hogi"
"tum shayad bhool rahe ho ki ,tumhara FM subject ka number mere hath me hai..."
"aur tu shayad bhool rahi hai ki teri ijjat mere L par hai...jise main jab chahu tab utar sakta hoon...isliye apna raub uspar jhadna ,jo us kabil lage...mere samne yadi dobara kabhi aisi harkat ki to main direct facebook par status daal dunga aur us din ground par jo hua uski pics bhi...jisme maine Varun aur uske dosto ki pelayi ki aur tu bhi waha mauzood thi..."
"main call rakh rahi hoon..."
"to rakh de, main kaun sa interested hoon teri jaisi laundiya se baat karne me....teri jaisi ko to main chusata bhi nahi..."aur uske baad adatan anusar mere muh se Vibha ke liye BC nikal gaya
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Mere aise jawab se Vibha samajh gayi thi ki uske kapde mere hath me hai,jise main jab chahu utar sakta

hoon....lekin filhal main ye sab karne ke mood me nahi tha,kyunki aksar maine news paper aur logo ke muh se suna tha ki,ladkiyo ki ijjat karni chahiye....aur waise bhi main Vibha ke sath kuchh dusara hee kaam karne ka mood bana raha tha aur yadi main aisi harkat karta to mera wo kaam shuru hone se pahle hee khatm ho jata... deepika mam ke mere life se chale jane ke baad mujhe uske barabar hee hot ladki chahiye thi aur mere fantasy ye bhi thi ki wo ek teacher ho..aisa nahi tha ki Vibha,deepika baad eklauti sexy madam thi...college me aur bhi hot teachers thi,lekin unko patane me time lagta jo ki apne paas nahi tha...isliye maine Vibha ko chuna...,Vibha ke case me mere do fayde bhi the ,pahla ye ki uski chut ,deepika se thodi tight hogi ,aisa maine andaza lagaya aur dusara ye ki wo mere control me rahegi....lekin aisa sochate waqt mujhe ye nahi maloom tha ki meri ye soch,meri ye harkat...ek nayi ladayi ki buniyaad rakh rahi hai aur is buniyaad ka nateeja ab tak ke nateejo me sabse bura aur bhayankar hoga....yaha tak ki jaanlewa bhi ,lekin main nahi ruka...kyunki mujhe jald se jald Vibha ko chodna tha...mujhe ye kaam first year me hee kar dena chahiye tha lekin first year me deepika mam jaisi hot item ke samne Vibha ko maine ignore mara par ab Vibha mujhe maal lagne lagi thi...jise main jald se jald chodna chahta tha...
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Vibha ko jaal me fasane ke liye sabse pahla kaam ye karna tha ki mere is Arman ki bhanak kisi ko na lage...matlab ki jaise maine deepika mam ko raat-o-raat choda aur subah hote hee baat aayaram- gayaram ho gayi...waisi hee situation main Vibha ke case me bhi apply karna chahta tha....isliye maine apne is arman ki bhanak Arun aur Saurabh tak ko nahi lagne di...dusara kaam mujhe jo karna tha wo ye ki Vibha par kabu pana...taki wo meri baat taal na sake aur teesara kaam use thokna....taki mujhe har din sperm bathroom ko donate na karna pade....pahla kaam to under processing tha aur iski bhanak mere dosto ko to door ,khud Vibha ko ye nahi maloom tha ki usko lekar mere Arman kya hai...dusara kaam tha use control karna, jo main kal se shuru karne wala tha aur Vibha ko control karne ka mera rambad ye tha ki jitna ho sake Vibha ko ignore kiya jaye...taki wo mujhse baat karne ke liye taras jaye...
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"abey oye ruk"Varun ne ek jordar punch mere hath me marte hue bola"kyun be sale...is beech me Esha kaha kho gayi...use patane ke liye to tune koyi plan nahi banaya aur Vibha ki chut ke liye bahut bade- bade karname kiye tune...."
"aur to aur sale ne deepika ko bhi akele khaya aur Vibha ko bhi...hum sab to lund pakad kar rah gaye..."dusare hath me dusara punch jadte hue Arun bola....
"achchha hua,Saurabh aur Sulabh nahi hai...warna ek-ek punch wo bhi marte..."apne dono hath ko apne opposite hath ki hatheli se sahlate hue main bola"abey salo dard hota hai..."
"mujhe to shaq hai ki tu Esha se pyar bhi karta tha ya nahi..."ek aur baar jordar mukka marte hue Varun bola...
"dekh munda kharab mat kar...tum logo ko kya laga ki maine kabhi Esha ke liye plan nahi banaya...abey gadho Esha ka mamla alag tha, uska ek boyfriend tha jiska baap ek gunda tha...to socho ki yadi main sabke samne uspar line marta to kya main aaj tak zinda bachta..."
"lekin phhir bhi apun ko tere love me fault nazar aa raha hai..."
"Esha ke liye maine jo plan banaya tha uspar main khud sure nahi tha ki mera wo plan kamyab hoga ya nahi...kyunki na to main dhang se Esha ko janta tha aur na hee uski pasand...main ye tak nahi janta tha ki uska ghar kaha hai, wo college se jane ke baad kya karti hai,kinse milti hai....bole to main ek aisi ladki se pyar karta tha jo mere liye bilkul nayi thi...."
"phhir tune uske liye jaal kaise buna,jo tere liye kisi alien ke mafik thi"
"dil se kiya pagle...maine use dil se samjha...dil se hee uske baare me socha aur dil se hee plan banaya..."

"ghanta banaya,chodu mat bana mujhe..."ek aur mukka mujhe jadte hue Arun bola"le bata to apne dil ka plan..."
"abey tum dono ne mujhe dholak samajh liya hai kya,jo bajate hee chale ja rahe ho..."taav me aakar main utha aur Arun ko teen-char non-stop punch jadkar bola"ek baat bata, tum me se kis-kis ne Esha ko facebook par request bheji thi..."
"sabne...matlab ki maine,tune,Sulabh,Saurabh,bhu,Naveen...lagbhag sabhi ne use Friend request bheji thi..."
"aur accept kitno ki hui "
"sirf teri..."Dimag ko uthal puthal karte hue Arun ne kaha...
"to beta yahi to tha mera plan jo slow poison ki tarah Esha ke dil me utar raha tha...chal bol papa "















Update-102



"to beta yahi to tha mera plan jo slow poison ki tarah Esha ke dil me utar raha tha...chal bol papa "
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Next day first period Vibha ka hee tha aur wo apni adatan saj-sawar kar class me aayi aur ek-ek students ko khada karke unke second semester ka result puchhane lagi....
"7.7 ,AC"khade hokar maine jawab diya...
mere muh se AC word sunkar sab hasne lage,sale ye soch rahe the ki main fake raha hoon.... "keep silence..."Vibha ne sabko shant karate hue kaha"Arman ,kya sach me tum pass ho gaye..." "nahi ,sab me back hai "
"okay...okay,don't get angry..."
"teri *** ki chut..."Vibha ko gali dete hue Arun utha"ek me back hai mam..." "last sem me bhi tumhara back tha na..."
"wo nikal gaya..."
"good..."
uske baad bari aayi Saurabh ki...

"same here mam..."
"matlab.."
"matlab ki Arun ki tarah main bhi ek me latak gaya hoon..." "ok,sit down..."
"8.2,...clinic all clear..."Sulabh ek jhatke me khada hua aur dusare jhatke me baith gaya...bole to very fast process....
sabka result puchhane ke baad Vibha ne apna pakau lecture chalu kiya, Arun ki aaj tabiyat kuchh dheele- dheele si thi, subah usne college aate waqt bataya bhi tha ki use bukhar type se lag raha hai...second semester me back lagne se wo bahut jyada hee upset tha,jabki Saurabh pahle ki tarah mast tha.... "duniya ne chod ke rakh diya hai yar, "peechhe wali bench par apne dono hath tikate hue Arun bola... "abey back to lagti rahti hai...isme udas hone ki kya jaroorat hai..."
"lekin har baar main hee kyun,why me...is sale Arman ki to back nahi lagti...zindagi jhand ho chuki hai meri,lagta hai ki chhat se kudkar suicide kar loon...lekin darta hoon ki yadi chhat se kud kar bhi nahi mara to phhir mere pappa ji hee mujhe maar denge...."
"abey chodu,tune wo kahawat to suni hee hogi ki... Smooth roads never make good drivers!


Smooth sea never makes good sailors!


Clear Skies never make good pilots!


Problem free life never makes a strong & good person!


Be strong enough to accept the challengers of life.


Don’t ask Life


“Why me?”


Instead say


“Try Me!”....."
"ek line me iska matlab samjha na "
"matlab ki bina back lage aap ek solid engineer nahi ban sakte bole to back lagni chahiye..."maine kaha...
"to phhir tu har baar AC kyun ho jata hai..."Sulabh ne tana mara...

"mera to har baar kharab paper jata hai...lekin ye university wale pass kar dete hai to isme meri kya galti..."
"Sulabh,Saurabh..Arun-Arman,kya baat-chit chal rahi hai tum logo ke beech...."Vibha ne chalk ka ek chhota sa tukda humari taraf phhek kar hume khade hone ke liye kaha"Arman kya baate chal rahi hai udhar..."
Vibha ke puchhane ke sath hee maine apna chehra dusari taraf ghuma liya...main to ye apne plan ke liye kar raha tha,lekin mere teeno khas dost bhi meri copy karenge ,ye mujhe nahi maloom tha...Saurabh aur Arun beech me baithe the aur chehra ghumate waqt(--> <--)dono ka sar ek dusare se takraya bhi tha.... "maine tum charo se kuchh puchha hai,uska jawab do..."Kuchh der tak Vibha is intezaar me rahi ki hum me se koyi kuchh bolega ,lekin jab hum charo chup rahe to usne samne wale bench par baithe ek ladke se ek page manga aur uspar hum charo ka name likhkar boli"jao is par Principal se sign kara kar lao..." "maine suna nahi thik se..aapne kya bola.."Vibha ko aankho se blackmail karte hue main muskuraya jiske baad Vibha hadbada gayi aur punishment ke taur par ek-ek assignment ka hathoda humare sar par de mara.....
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"mam yaha paas zero kaise aaya..."humare class ke topper ne khade hokar Vibha par apna sawal daga aur sawal sunte hee Vibha dher ho gayi..
Wo 10 minutes tak pahle book par jhakti rahi aur phhir apne notes par...lekin situation pahle ke mafik guru-ghantal hee rahi....Us question ke answer ke liye Vibha ne apni chut aur gand ek kar dali ,lekin chut aur gand ko ek karne ke baad bhi use jab Answer nahi maloom chala to usne class ke brilliant students ki taraf ye sawal phhek diya...aur class ke un brilliant students me se sirf ek ka hath upar utha,jo sahi mayne me brilliant tha.....
"Yes Sulabh...yaha aakar samjhao..."Vibha ne request ki...
Vibha ki us gand-chut ko ek kar dene wali request par humare Sulabh babu ka behaviour kuchh rukha- rukha sa tha...wo bole"mam ,mujhe iska answer to pata hai ,lekin mujhe interest nahi hai..."
"kya matlab interest nahi hai..."
"matlab ki iska koyi matlab nahi hai...bas main answer dene me interested nahi hoon..."
"are mujhe bhi iska answer maloom karna hai, inko nahi batana chahte to mat batao...par mujhe to batao..."aur uske baad Vibha ne bada sa PLEASE ! kaha....
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Sulabh bhi kya karta, Aakhirkar wo bhi to ek aam ladka tha,jiska lund khada hota tha, aur Vibha mam ki is sexy request ko reject kaise karta,isliye Sulabh apni bench se utha aur chalk uthakar us question se related ek lamba-chauda formula likha ,us formule me cos@ bhi tha, uske baad humare Sulabh mahashaya sulabh pradarshan karte hue @ ke place par 90 degree rakha aur bole" sabhi jante hai ki cos90 ki value zero hoti hai...Problem solved "
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"very good ,Sulabh...tumhara assignment cancel aur tum teeno ka bhi" "thank you mam "hum charo ek sath cheekhe.....
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Recess me class ke bahar khade hokar hum sab bakchodi kar rahe the ki hostel me rahne wale first year ke launde udhar se guzare...
"abey sun..."ek ko pakadkar Arun bola"ja canteen me dekh kar aa ki Divya hai ya nahi..." "lekin main to hostel ja raha hoon aur canteen uske wrong direction me hai..."
"jake canteen me dekhkar aa, warna chodunga...samjha,ab ja..."

Us ladke ko canteen ki taraf bhejkar Arun phhir se humare sath bakchodi karne laga... "Divya canteen me hai..."hafte hue first year ke ladke ne kaha...
"dhanyavaad ,chal Arman..." "ghanta jayega mera...."
"abey chal na,teri bhabhi baithi hai canteen me..." "bola na ek baar na..."
"waise Divya ke sath Esha bhi hai Arman bhaiya...."muskurate hue first year ke us ladke ne kaha.... "sach aur kaun-kaun hai waha..."
"dono akeli baithi hai...Jab main waha gaya to Divya kisi ladke se bahas kar rahi thi...pata nahi kya lafda
hai..."
"aisa kya, achchha ye bata Gautam bhi hai kya udhar..." "noyi..."
"Arun chal,aaj teri maal par hath saaf karke aate hai..." "kya bola be "
"bole to uspar hath saaf karke aate hai,jo teri maal se ulajh raha hai..."
Hum dono canteen ki taraf badhe hee the ki Saurabh aur Sulabh ne hume pakad kar peechhe kheecha aur bola"do se bhale char..."











Update-103



Hum dono canteen ki taraf badhe hee the ki Saurabh aur Sulabh ne hume pakad kar peechhe kheecha aur bola"do se bhale char..."
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"char se bhale do..."un dono ko rok kar Arun bola"waha maal hum dono ki fasi hai aur bachane tum dono jaoge aur waise bhi jhund me kutte aate hai aur hum Sher hai ,chalo abhich fut lo idhar se ,dikhna mat idhar ab..."
Saurabh aur Sulabh ko wapas bhejne ke baad hum dono canteen ki taraf tezi se bhage,
na jaane main kya-kya soch kar aaya tha...maine socha tha ki mere ullu dost Arun ki tarah kisi dusare ullu ka dil Divya par aa gaya hoga aur wahi lafda chal raha hoga ya phhir kisi ne ganda comment un dono ko dekhkar maar diya hoga,ya phhir kisi ne unka sabke samne mazak udaya hoga...ya phhir aisa hee kuchh dusara kand hua hoga,lekin jab hum waha pahuche to dusara hee nazara dekhne ko mila....Esha aaram se apni jagah par baithkar cold drink ki chuskiya le rahi thi aur Divya usase door counter par khadi hokar canteen me kaam karne wale ladke se ladayi kar rahi thi....

"ye chips bahar 15 me milta hai to phhir yaha 20 me kyun..."Divya jordar aawaz me boli..
"wo sab mere ko nahi maloom,Apne ko to 20 me dene ko kaha gaya hai,isliye apun to 20 hee lega..." "aise kaise lega..."Us ladke ko ghoorte hue Divya cheekhi...
"wo to apun lekar hee rahega..."Wo ladka bhi Divya ko ghoorte hue cheekha...
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"Arun,ja 5 tu apni taraf se de de aur mamla khatm kar " "lekin mere paas khulle nahi hai yar..."
"abey to 10 ka note de dena bakchod..."
"thik hai..."bolkar Arun Divya ki taraf badha aur main apni gori billi ki taraf ja pahucha....
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"hi..."jaha Esha baithi thi ,wahi uske paas baithkar maine kaha..
"hi.."kuchh der ke liye usne apne muh se straw nikala aur mujhe HI bolkar wapas cold drink peene lagi... "sun to.."uski taraf thoda jhuk kar main bola...
"kya hai..."wo bhi meri taraf jhuki...
"tum dono ke rahis baap 20 bhi nahi dete kya,jo teri wo chuhiya friend 5 ke liye us canteen wale se lad rahi hai...aur tu use samjhane ki vajah botal me straw daalkar daru ke shot mare ja rahi hai...isliye main tujhe billi bolta hu..."
"aankh phhut gayi hai kya,ye daru nahi pepsi hai...aur tumhe kya matlab ki hume ghar se kitne milte hai..."
"kanjoos honge tum dono ke pappa..kyun "uske shoulder par apne shoulder se halka sa dhakka dekar maine kaha,jisase wo khasne lagi aur dil kiya ki uski peeth sahlakar mast filmi scene banau...lekin mere sixth sense aur waha mauzood bahut se students ke karan maine aisa bilkul bhi nahi kiya...
"tumne mujhe dhakka kyun diya..."wo boli aur phhir khasne lagi... "kitni nazjook hai tu dar hai ki kahi koyi tujhe phhol se na maar de... kitni pyari hai teri aankhe,dar hai ki inhe koyi pyar se na maar de..." "matlab..."
"kuchh nahi main to bas mathematics ka formula yaad kar raha tha...."bolte hue maine Arun ki taraf nazar ghumayi ,
Divya ab bhi us canteen wale ladke se bhidi hui thi aur Arun,Divya ko baar-baar shant karane ka asafal prayas kar raha tha....
"tu ja ke us chuhiya ko samjhati kyun nahi,faltu me locha kar reli hai..."
"abhi to ye shuruat hai,tum dekhna abhi wo is chhoti si baat ko consumer forum tak le jane ki baat karegi..."ek pyari si muskan ke sath Esha boli...
Aur hua bhi waisa hee...Divya ne us ladke ko dhamki di"yadi tune is chips packet ke 5 adhik liye to main consumer forum me case kar dungi..."
"gazab,meri tarah tera bhi sixth sense kaam karta hai..."ek baar phhir se uske shoulder par dhakka dekar maine kaha...
"ye tum mujhe baar-baar dhakka kyun de rahe ho..."khisiyate hue usne apni puri taqat ke sath mere shoulder par prahar kiya aur jawab me main muskura diya...
"ye kaun sa security officer station hai..."us ladke ne Divya se puchha...
"upbhokta manch..."Arun ne us ladke ko consumer forum ka hindi me matlab bataya... "thik hai ,15 hee do...tum bhi kya yaad rakhogi.."Divya se pareshan hokar wo ladka bola....
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Divya ne chips ka bill pay kiya aur phhir aakar Esha ke samne wali table par baith gayi....wo ab bhi gusse

me thi..
"bloody corruption, you Know Esha...aise hee corrupted logo ke karan humara desh barbad hai..." "hundred percent correct..."main beech me hee bol pada...
"oh ! Arman...hi..."mujhe dekhkar Divya boli"tumhara wo dost hai na Arun ,wo bhi corruption me involve hai...wo to mujhe bol raha tha ki main us canteen wale ko de du..."
"aur use ye idea in mahashay ne hee diya tha..."Esha boli...jiske baad Divya ka chehra ek baar phhir se laal hua aur maine waha se chup-chap khisakne me hee apni bhalayi samjhi....sach me ladkiyo ke paas dimag nahi hota...sali hardam mast tarike se bore karti rahti hai...
Main aur Arun canteen me mamla suljhane gaye the lekin Divya ke sachche deshbhakt hone ke chalte hum dono hee sulajh gaye aur khali hath canteen se wapas aaye.....
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"meri wali ekdum sarif hai be,.."
"aur bewkoof bhi ab tu hee dekh 5 ke chalte usne kitna bada tamasha khada kar diya..."
"baklol hai kya...Divya sach to bol rahi thi ki wo adhik kyun de aur wo apne mazboot irade par kayam rahi,jiska nateeja tune bhi dekha."apna seena chauda karte hue Arun bola..."isme tujhe wo bewkoof kaha se dikh gayi..."
"tune abhi ka nateeja dekha,lekin maine uske is karname se aane wale kal ka nateeja dekha...ab janta hai jab wo kal canteen me apna pet bharne jayegi to kya hoga..."
"kya hoga..."
"hoga ye mere lallu lal ki canteen wala use ek glass pani tak nahi dega aur phhir wo yaha se kayi kilometer door sirf ek cold drink peene jayegi..."
"satya ke raste me chalne par aisi mushkilo ka samna karna padta hai ..isme wo tujhe bewkoof kaha se dikh gayi"
"use bewkoof maine isliye kaha kyunki wo us ladke se ladayi kar rahi thi,jiski aukat canteen me sirf table saaf karne ki hai,yadi use sach me corruption mitana hai to direct canteen ke malik se baat karna tha,jo ki usne nahi kiya,chal ye sab chhod aur ye bata ki aaj lab kis subject ki hai..."
"mere khayal se C Programing ki..." "mujhe bhi kuchh aisa hee lag raha hai..."
Waha se thodi door aage jane ke baad hum dono ek dusare par chillaye"lawde,humari class to peechhe chhut gayi..."













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Waha se thodi door aage jane ke baad hum dono ek dusare par chillaye"lawde,humari class to peechhe chhut gayi..."
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C programing ki lab me ek 5 ft ki patli-dubali lady teacher computer ko command pe command diye ja rahi thi aur idhar main confuse pe confuse hue ja raha tha ki ye lodi kar kya rahi hai...class ke kuchh hoshiyar students ,jo ki yaha ke local the aur ghar me din bhar computer se chipke rahte the ,unhe hee sab samajh aa raha tha, main to is subject me virgin tha isliye filhal to main chup hokar un sabko dekh raha tha.....
"Arman Lund, tujhe kuchh samajh aaya kya.."Arun bechain hote hue mujhse puchha... "pura samajh gaya, bata tujhe kya batau "
"teri bhi halat meri tarah hai..."
Arun ne is baar Saurabh ko pakda aur usase puchhane laga ki computer ke andar ye kaisa jadu chal raha hai....
"main virgin hoon is mamle me..."Saurabh bola..
"aur tu Sulabh,kya tu bata sakta hai ki ye jadu jo computer ke andar chal raha hai ,uska raaz kya hai..." "me too virgin in this mind fucking ,lawda taking and gand me bawasir hoying ,Subject..."
"sale sab dehati ho,kisi ko kuchh nahi aata..."
"tension kaiku le raha hai bawa, dusare ke copy se copy karne ka..."Samne computer ke andar ho raye jadu ko dekhkar Saurabh ne kaha...
"tab tak kya lund hilau, 2 hours ke lab me kuchh to karne mangta,jisase apna time makkhan ke mafik kat jaye..."
"ab to sala humare sath jungle ka raja bhu bhi nahi hai,jo lab ke khali time me pure college ki news sunaye..."mam ne jab ek aur jadu kiya to use dekhte hue main khisiya gaya aur bhu ko yaad karne laga... "ek idea hai..."mobile nikal kar Saurabh bola"wifi se net chalakar kuchh download karte hai..."
"solid idea hai...2 ghante me to gand faad bf download kar lenge..."
"mere khayal se hume c programing ka video download karke ,dekhna chahiye...kya pata is jadu ki koyi trick samajh me aa jaye.."Sulabh ne kaha aur hum teeno shant hokar use dekhne lage...
Sulabh sach kah raha tha, yadi hum us waqt c programing ka video download karte to kuchh na kuchh to bheje me ghusta hee...lekin humne aisa nahi kiya,hum charo ne aisa nahi kiya....
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"ab kya lawda din bhar padhayi hee karenge,thoda time to hume khud ke liye nikalna chahiye..."Sulabh ko ek mukka jadkar Arun bola..
"bose dk ,bol to aise raha hai...jaise sham ko 5 baje hostel jane ke baad se lekar subah ke 9 baje tak book kholkar baitha rahta hai..."Sulabh bola aur apna hath sahlane laga...
"jo-jo c programing ka video download karna chahta hai ,wo apna lund khada kare...matlab ki hath"maine kaha aur Sulabh ke siwa kisi aur ne apna hath khada nahi kiya...
"ab wo log apna lund khada kare jo dusari gyan dene wali chize download karna chahte hai..."
aur is baar hum charo me se maine,Saurabh aur Arun ne apna-apna hath khada kiya aur tay ye hua ki hum c programing ka bwasir vedio download na karke kuchh gyan dene wali other files download karenge....
"main sari upcoming movie ke trailor download karta hoon..."Saurabh ne kaha aur kaam me lag gaya.. "main kuchh movies download karta hoon..."kisi hare hue shaks ki tarah Sulabh bola aur wo bhi kaam me lag gaya...
"main HD me porn video download karta hoon aur phhir bathroom ko sperm donate karenge..."bolte

hue main bhi kaam me lag gaya... "main kya karu..."
"tu.....hmmm..."Kuchh sochkar Sulabh bola"tu c programing ka video download kar le..."
Sulabh ke muh se ek baar aur c programing word sunkar hum teeno ne use kha jane wali nazar se dekha aur ishara kiya ki yadi usne ek baar phhir yadi is jaduyi word ka name liya to use bahut pelenge..... "abey main kya karu..."Arun ne ek baar phhir puchha...
"tu....facebook se ladkiyo ki photo download kar..."
"ghanta..."phhir jaise hee Arun ko kuchh yaad aaya wo bola"main Haweli download karta hoon..."
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Hum log idhar dabi me college ki wifi ka full use karke apna kaam nikal rahe the aur udhar wo 5 ft ki dubali-patli mam ab bhi command par command diye ja rahi thi aur laundo ke dimag me bawasir faila rahi thi......
jab lab khatm hua to hum charo hostel pahuche,jaha se apne mobile ka sara material Amar sir ke laptop me dala aur phhir apne-apne mobile me liya....
"Arman ek mast news hai..."apna bag taang kar Sulabh bola "chal suna.."
"ek shart par...pahle bol ki kal canteen me mera sara kharcha kal tu uthayega..." "rahne de phhir..."
"Esha ke baare me hai...soch le" "chal thik hai...news bata"
"Gautam basketball tournament me ja raha hai,isliye 3-4 din tak Esha tujhe college me Divya ke sath hee dikhegi..."
"parso main tere canteen ka bill dunga..."Arun bolte hue bistar se neeche gir gaya... "chal pahle mere auto ka kiraya de,taki main apne room tak pahuch jaun..."
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Sulabh ke jane ke baad sara din college ke wifi se download kiye gaye video ko dekhne me beeta aur raat ke 12 baje Arun ke dimag me na jaane first year ke hostel jane ka vichar kaha se aa gaya...hum dono first year ke hostel gaye aur waha Arun ne apne dosto ko HD quality me download ki gayi video di, waha se hume ek bahut hee rochak information mili aur wo information ye thi ki deepika mam aaj kal first year ke ek ladke par kuchh jyada meharbaan hai...wo aksar recess ke waqt us ladke ko computer lab me bulati hai...ye sab jaankar mujhe samajhne me koyi pareshani nahi hui ki recess me deepika mam aur us ladke ke beech me kya hota hai....hostel ke jis ladke par deepika mam aajkal meharbaan thi mujhe usase thodi jalan bhi hui ki wo ladka ab meri jagah le raha hai...khair koyi baat nahi ,kyunki mujhe maloom tha ki deepika mam mere karname ko kabhi nahi bhoolegi aur na nee mujhe...kyunki wo ladka bhale hee mujhse jyada handsome aur well mature ho,wo bhale hee sex art me mujhse mahir ho,lekin wo aisa ladka nahi tha,jaisa ki main....matlab ki wo mujhse jyada popular nahi tha aur na hee usne apne first year ke dauran 7 saal se engineering kar rahe apne super senior ko mara tha aur jaha tak mera andaza hai us ladke me itni himmat nahi thi ki wo ek don ke bete se baar-baar panga le aur uski girlfriend ko apne left side me basa le..isliye meri jalan dusare pal hee cooling reaction ke karan bujh gayi...jiski(cooling reaction) ek vajah ye bhi thi ki mujhe first year se hee maloom tha ki deepika mam aur mera sath mahaj kuchh dino ka hai....
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Main apne ateet ke panne kholne me tula hua tha ki humare flat par kisi ne dastak di...jise dekhkar

Varun turant gate ki taraf bhaga....
"are Sonam ,tum yaha...aise achanak..."Varun hadbada kar bola...Varun ki halat dekhkar koyi bhi kah sakta hai ki jo ladki is waqt humare room ke darwaje par khadi hai,use yaha dekhne ki kalpana Varun ne kabhi nahi ki hogi....
"Varun, how are you..." "fine...lekin tum yaha kaise..."
"pahle darwaje se to door hato..."Varun ko dhakka dekar red skirt aur blue jeans me chamchamati hui ek ladki ne andar kadam rakha,jise dekhkar Arun ka muh 2 inch fat gaya aur main room me idhar-udhar padi daru ki botal ko chhipane me lag gaya....
"are batao to ki tumne achanak apne darshan kaise de diye..."
"pahle ye batao ki ye do namune kaun hai.."aur phhir Arun ki taraf ishara karte hue Sonam boli"ise bolo ki mujhe line marna band kare..."
"isne hum dono ko namuna bola..."gusse me maine Arun se kaha...lekin meri aawaz itni dheemi thi ki sirf Arun hee sun paye...
"randi hai sali,chudne aayi hogi..."Arun bhi dheere se cheekha...
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"Sonam,balcony me chalte hai..."hum dono ke samne Varun ne us red skirt wali ladki ka hath pakda lekin us red skirt wali ladki ne turant Varun ka hath jhadkar door kar di....
"Varun , tum nahi jante ki is colony me meri ek friend bhi rahti hai aur meri usi friend ne mujhe aaj subah call kiya aur boli ki main ek ladke se milkar apni us friend ka messege uske premi ko de du..." "to isme main kya kar sakta hoon..."
"asal me hum dono ki baat puri nahi ho payi aur jab meri wo dost mujhe us ladke ka address de rahi thi to call disconnect ho gayi..."
"kya name hai un dono premi jode ka..."
"meri friend ka name hai ,Nisha...aur us ladke ka name..." "Arman..."maine beech me bola...
"yaa,right...lekin tumhe kaise pata, kahi tum koyi tantrik to nahi..." "wo ladka main hee hoon...jise tum dhoondh rahi hai..."
"oh ! That's great,to tum hee ho Nisha ke wo champu boyfriend..."
"haan ,main hee hoon Nisha ka wo champu boyfriend..to chal bata chhachhundar ki Nisha ne kya messege diya "
Sonam ke dwara mujhe champu kahne par main bhadak utha ,jiska andaza Sonam ko bhi tab ho gaya,jab maine use chhachhundar kaha...sali khud ko badi hoshiyar samajh reli thi, lekin use maloom nahi tha ki
main kaun hoon....bole to use iska jara sa bhi andaza nahi tha ki Arman kya chiz hai

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Chapter-31:A Unconscious Break
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"Nisha ne phone par kaha ki main tumhe uski email id de du aur tum usase email par baat karo..."Mere dwara chhanchhundar bole jane par wo jal-bhun kar boli...
"ye tum ladkiyo ke paas dimag nahi hota kya...ab email-email khelne ka kaun sa junoon Nisha ko sawar ho gaya hai..."
"ladkiyo ke paas tum ladko se jyada dimag hota hai aur Nisha ne aisa isliye kaha kyunki uske dad ne uspar pabandi laga rakhi hai, wo ab na to kisi se baat kar sakti hai aur na hee kisi se mil sakti hai...mera andaza sahi tha ,you are a champu "
"us dayan ki email id kya mujhe sapne me aayegi..."
"i have her email id..."apna chhati chauda karte hue Sonam aise boli jaise olympic me gold medal jeet liya ho aur na chahte hue bhi meri nazar uske seene par ja padi...
"Varun,tumhara dusara dost bhi mujhe line maar raha hai...."
"kya Arman,ek to ye teri madad karne aayi hai aur uspar tu ise uncomfortable kar raha hai..."Sonam aur mere beech khade hokar Varun ne mujhe ghura...
"main ise uncomfortable kar raha hoon ya ye mujhe uncomfortable kar rahi hai..."
"hey Mr. main koyi aisi waisi ladki nahi hoon ,samjhe..."Varun ko samne se dhakka dekar Sonam ne meri aankho me aankhe dalte hue fire kiya....
"waise mera sawal ye tha ki Nisha ki email id main kaha se laun..."maine turant topic change kiya aur mudde par aaya...
"maine kaha na ki uski email id mujhe maloom hai..."Sonam bhi mudde par aate hue boli"actually...uski email id maine hee banayi thi..."
Nisha ki email id Sonam ne banayi hai ye jaankar main thodi der tak intezaar karta raha ki ab wo mujhe Nisha ki email id degi...lekin wo chup chap khadi mujhe dekhti rahi aur jab kuchh der tak aur wo ek lafz tak nahi boli to main kheej utha...
"Nisha ki email id batane ka kya " "oh , sorry..main bhool hee gayi thi.."

"apun ka style hee kuchh aisa hai ki ladkiya mujhe dekhkar sab kuchh bhool jati hai..."
"aisa kuchh bhi nahi hai..."ek kagaj par Nisha ki email id likhkar Sonam boli"ab main chalti hoon..." "Sonam...ruko,kuchh baat karni hai tumse...akele me"
"kaisi baat karni hai "waha mauzood teene human ne mujhse puchha...Sonam bhauchakki thi,Arun ,Sonam ko dekhkar laar tapka raha tha aur Varun aankho me angare liye bas Sonam ke jaane ka intezaar kar raha tha,taki wo meri thukayi kar sake....
"Varun,waisa kuchh bhi nahi hai mere bhai,jaisa tu soch raha hai "Varun ko ek konte me lejakar maine samjhaya ki main Sonam se Nisha ke baare me kuchh puchhana chahta hoon,jisase jo uljhan is samay mere dimag me hai ,wo sulajh jaye....
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"Kab se Nisha ko janti ho..."balcony me aane ke baad maine Sonam se pahla sawal kiya... "lagbhag tab se jabse hum dono ne college jana shuru kiya,we are childhood friends..."
"tab to ,tum mujhe Nisha ke bare me bahut kuchh ya phhir ye kahe ki sab kuchh bata sakti ho..." "aur tumhe aisa kyun lagta hai ki main aisa karungi..."mere thik bagal me khade hokar wo boli"main Nisha ke bare me sabkuchh janti hoon,lekin iska matlab ye nahi ki main tumhe uske baare me kuchh batane wali hoon....tumhara ye ghatiya plan flop hai..."
"yaha baat flop ,hit,superhit,blockbuster,all time blockbuster ki nahi hai...yaha baat Nisha ki hai..tumhe andaza bhi nahi hai ki is waqt Nisha kis halat me hai,isliye mujhe uske baare me sabkuchh janana jaroori hai..."
Sonam kuchh der tak waha chup chap khadi sochati rahi aur phhir deewar ki taraf jakar nakhoon se deewar ko kharochane lagi....
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"puchho...kya puchhana chahte ho..."meri taraf platkar usne kaha..
"sabse pahle ye batao ki kya tum ab bhi Nisha ke ghar jakar usase mil sakti ho..." "No...yadi maine aisa kiya bhi to uske maa-baap meri khatiya khadi kar denge..."
"maine thik aisa hee socha tha,ab ye batao ki kya tum Sonam ke sath college me padhti thi..." "haan,hum dono ek dusare ke best friend the..."
"to phhir Mujhe ye batao ki Vishwakarma aur Nisha ka kya relation tha..." "tum Vishwakarma ko jante "
"kal hee use jana hai..."
"Nisha hamesha se hee akeli rahi thi,uske maa-baap sirf name ke maa-baap the...wo aksar mujhse kahti ki use koyi pyar nahi karta...jabki usne kisi ke sath kabhi jara sa bhi galat nahi kiya aur phhir uski Zindagi me Vishwakarma name ka ek toofan aaya ,jisne pahle shanti se Nisha ko apne jaal me phhasaya aur phhir Nisha ko badnaam karne laga...usne pure class ke samne Nisha ko randi kaha tha, Vishwakarma ke dhokhe se Nisha lagbhag puri tarah mar chuki thi...lekin college ke aakhiri dino me kuchh chamatkar sa hua, Nisha ko dekhkar aisa lagne laga...jaise ki use jeene ki koyi vajah mil gayi hai,jaise ki usne apne liye ek sahara dhoondh liya ho,wo sahara tum the Arman...yadi tum Nisha se na mile hote to shayad wo ab tak zinda nahi bachti...yadi tum uski zindagi me nahi aaye hote to shayad abtak wo ghut-ghut kar mar gayi hoti ya phhir suicide kar leti..."
"phhir usne mujhse jhooth kyun kaha ki uski zindagi me main pahla ladka hoon..."Nisha ke ateet ne jab mere dil ko cheer dala tab maine apna agla sawal kiya...
"Arman,koyi shaks nahi chahega ki uski ek galti ki vajah se uske aaj aur aane wala kal par bura prabhav pade aur shayad isiliye Nisha ne tumse aisa kaha...Vishwakarma,Nisha ke zindagi ki sabse badi galti thi

jiski saza wo bhugat chuki hai...aur ab wo nahi chahegi ki uski zindagi ka sabse bura daur uske aaj ke achchhe daur ko khatm kar de..."
"thanks,ab tum ja sakti ho..."balcony ke bahar aasman ki taraf dekhte hue maine Sonam ko jaane ke liye kaha...
"Arman..."waha se jate hue Sonam boli"yadi tumne zindagi me kabhi koyi galti ki hogi to tumhe iska ahsaas jaroor hoga...aage tumhari marzi..."
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Sonam ke jane ke baad main bahut der tak aasman ko niharta raha...aaj bahut din baad suraj ne apne darshan diye the,badalo ko bhedati Suraj ki kiran mere andar ek naya josh ,ek naya utsah bhar rahi thi...maine table par rakhe us kagaj ko uthaya jispar Nisha ka email address tha aur turant Nisha ko mail kar diya ki, main Sonam se mil chuka hoon.....
Ab mujhe wo sab beete pal yaad aa rahe the,jab Nisha har waqt mere peechhe paglo ki tarah padi rahti thi...main samajh chuka tha ki uska wo rubab sirf ek dikhawa,sirf ek chhalawa tha...taki main ye na jaan paun ki wo mujhe dil-o-jaan se pyar karti hai...shayad use dar tha ki kahi main uski mazboori ka Vishwakarma ki tarah fayda na uthau...lekin main aisa nahi tha..beshak mujhme kayi burayi hai lekin main dusaro ke armano ki kadra karna janta hoon..isiliye shayad mera name Arman pada ya phhir yun kahe ki mere name Arman hone ki vajah se main is shabd ki paribhasha,is Arman shabd ka matlab samajh paya...aur mujhe maloom hee nahi balki iska ahsas bhi hai ki adhure Armano ka gam kya hota hai.... Pahle jaha main Nisha ki call ko ignore karta tha wahi ab main chahta tha ki ab wo mujhe ek call kare to main uski aawaz sun loon...pahle jaha main kisi na kisi bahane Nisha ke messege ko taal deta tha ab main wahi computer screen ke samne pichhale ek ghante se apni email id kholkar uske messege ka intezaar kar raha tha...main dekhna chahta tha ki wo apni khushi ko shabdo me kaise bayan karti hai...mere liye apne left side me dhadak rahe dil ki dhadkano ko wo kis tarah shabdo me utarti hai...aur yadi in short kahe to "now,i am madly love her "













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aur yadi in short kahe to"now,i am madly love her "
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Nisha ke reply ke intezaar me ek aur ghanta beeta lekin mera inbox ab tak khali tha, maine table par ek side rakha hua wo kagaj ka tukda uthaya ,jis par Nisha ki email id likhi hui thi,aur use padhne laga.... "[email protected]" padhte hue mere hontho par ek muskan chha gayi aur maine ek aur email Nisha ko tapka diya.....

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"abey oye,4 ghante ho gaye computer screen ke samne baithe hue...bol to tujhe hee mail kar du..."Ek chair kheechkar Varun mere bagal me baitha aur khane ki plate mere samne rakh di"le bhar le.." "main to khana khane ke baare me bhool hee gaya tha..."khane ki plate ko lapak kar maine kaha"Arun kaha hai..."
"pata nahi,wo bola ki kuchh jaroori kaam aa gaya hai..." "cigarette-daru lene gaya hoga sala..."
"Arun ko gali bakna band kar aur samne dekh ,shayad usne reply kar diya hai..."
Maine turant plate neeche rakh kar computer screen par nazar gadaya..Nisha ne reply kar diya tha.... "Jail me kaisa lag raha hai,janeman..."
"bahut achchha,main to itni jyada khush hoon ki bata nahi sakti...tum sunao " "apun to bas maze me hai...waise tumhara name kya hai..."
"meri email id me mera name hai..."
"are main to original name puchh raha hoon...Dayan" "facebook par id hai tumhari..."
"nahi..main to anpadh gawar hoon,meri id facebook me kaise hogi..." "link mail karo..."
"kuchh lafda hai,log in karte waqt kuchh error aata hai..." "no problem, Arman mujhe tumse kuchh baat karni hai..." "haan bolo..."
"mera mobile chheen liya gaya hai..."
"to mail kar de...ladkiyo ka dimag hamesha ghutano me kyun rahta hai " "nahi..mujhe baat karni hai..."
"tera wo hitler baap gala daba dega mera yadi main use tere aas-paas dikh bhi gaya to..."
"koyi nahi...raat ko 12 baje jab sab so jayenge tab main call karungi ,mere paas ek extra mobile hai abhi ke liye bye..."
"DAYAN RUK JA KIDHAR KAT RELI HAI"maine jaldi se use messege bhejkar uske reply ka intezaar karne laga...lekin uske baad Nisha ka koyi messege nahi aaya...aur wo raat ko call karegi is ummid me maine computer shut down kiya aur bistar par let gaya....main chata tha ki jald se jald raat ke 12 baje aur Nisha ka call aaye...abhi raat ke 8 hee baje the ki mujhse thodi door rakha mera mobile bajne laga aur main lapak kar mobile ke paas ja pahucha aur call recieve ki...
"haan murgiyo ke ando ka sirf ek truck pahucha hai ,dusara abhi tak nahi aaya,bhai dekho maal kaha fasa pada hai..."
"wrong number..."maine kaha aur call disconnect kar di...lekin uske agle hee pal ek baar phhir usi number se call aaya....
"are yar dekho maal kaha fasa hai, yadi dono truck nahi aaye to main teri biwi ko aakar chodunga..." "*** chuda apni tu,BC yadi dobara call kiya to phone ke andar ghuskar gand marunga,sale harami
,bakchod..."galiya bakte hue maine mobile bistar par patak diya...
"beta abhi to char ghante baki hai...mujhe to dar hai ki 12 baje tak kahi tu pagal na ho jaye..."ek pair bistar se neeche hilate hue Arun bola
"time pass kaise karu..."
"apun ke paas ek sujhav hai..."beech me Varun bola... "na..nahi....never..."Varun ka ishara saajhkar maine kaha.. "haan...abhi...isi waqt..."

"abey har time tujhe main kahani sunate rahu kya...sale main bhi insan hoon...bolte-bolte mera bhi muh thak jata hai"
"yahi to pyar hai "
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man thoda bhari tha aur bechain bhi...isliye ek small peg maarkar main bistar par baitha aur mere agal- bagal Arun-Varun takiye par tek dekar pasar gaye...
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Gautam ke tournament me jaane ke baad ek bahut bada kand hua...aisa kand jisne mujhe ek pal ke liye dotarfa baant diya tha,matlab ki mere sharir ke do hisse...main kuchh palo ke liye confuse ho gaya tha ki kiska sath du aur kiska sath chhodu......
Gautam ab bhi tournament ke chalte bahar tha aur main ,Arun ke sath canteen me baitha hua tha....Arun apni wali ko line de raha tha aur main apni wali ko...farak sirf itna sa tha ki Arun wali Arun ko mast responce de rahi thi aur meri wali mujhe dekh tak nahi rahi thi.....
"wo dekh paas wali table khali ho gayi,chal udhar chalte hai..."Arun ka hath pakadkar maine kaha aur use uthane laga...
"abey marwayega kya..."apna chhudakar Arun bola... "dar mat aaja.."
"abey chal ja..." "aana na kutte.."
"nahi aaunga kamine.."
"lawda muh me de dunga,aaja nahi to..."
"main gand mar lunga teri...chup chap baith ja nahi to..." "bhool mat ki main Arman "
"aur tu bhi mat bhool ki main Arun "
"teri to....kaiku kha rela hai ,chal na...tera bill main bhar dunga..." "kya sach me "
"maa kasam "
"ab rulayega kya pagle,chal aaja..."
aur phhir hum dono uthe aur canteen par idhar-udar nazar maarkar Esha ke paas wali table par baith gaye....
"waiter do plate samosa, do pepsi aur do pani pouch lana jaldi se..."taav dekar Arun cheekha...
Arun ke cheekhne ke baad main kuchh aisa sochane laga jisase Esha meri taraf dekhe aur mujhse ladayi kare...
"yar Arun,tune meri billi dekhi hai kya..." "ab ye billi kaun hai..."
"abey wahi,jiska rang gora hai...baat-baat par gussa ho jati hai..."maine haste hue kaha aur aankhe tirachhi karke Esha par nazar dali...uske chehre ka rang is samay gusse se laal hua ja raha tha...
"tumne kaha tha ki yadi main tumhari friendship request accept kar lungi to tum mujhe pareshan karna band kar doge...aur mujhe billi bhi nahi kahoge..."
"main aajkal gajini ban gaya hoon,sab kuchh bahut jald bhool jata hoon..."uske samne baithte hue maine kaha....


"tu Esha ko billi bolta hai "jor jor se haste hue Arun bhi waha se utha aur jakar Divya ke side me baith gaya....
Arun ko hasta dekh ,Divya bhi has padi aur finally Esha ki halat dekhkar main bhi muskura utha...jab tak Arun hans raha tha,jab tak Divya hans rahi thi...tab tak to Esha shant thi...lekin jaise hee main hansa to uske andar mano jwalamukhi phhoot gaya aur wo gusse me boli...
"main billi to tum billa..." "chal aaja phhir konte me "
Aage Esha kuchh kahti ya phhir main kuchh kahta ,uske pahle hee hostel ke 3rd year ka ek ladka apne kuchh dosto ke sath waha aaya aur ek jhatke me table par rakhe pani ke glass ko uthakar Divya ke muh par pura pani daal diya....ek pal ke liye to main jaise sakte me aa gaya ki ye kya hua......
"teri maa ki....."Divya ki ye halat dekhkar Arun us ladke ki taraf palta,jisne ye harkat ki thi...."Naushad Sir,aap...."hostel me rahne wale senior ko dekhkar Arun bola....uska gussa Naushad ko dekhkar ek pal me thanda ho gaya tha,...
"tu chal abhi ja yaha se,mujhe apna private matter suljhana hai..."Arun ko khada karke Nausnad uski jagah baith gaya aur hostel ke dusare seniors ne mujhe bhi waha se jane ke liye kaha....
"bheege honth tere...pyasa dil mera..."gungunate hue Naushad ne apna hath Divya ki taraf badhaya... "Sir...wo meri dost hai,.."Naushad ka hath pakad kar Arun bola...
is waqt Divya aur Esha ka bhi chehra feeka pad chuka tha, dono ki aankho me dar ki ek lahar daud rahi thi...jiska andaza maine laga liya....
"teri dost hai to kya apun ko thappad maregi...aaj to main isko nahi chhodunga...sale dono bhai-bahan apne baap ke dam par bahut uchakte hai..."Naushad ne apna hath chhudakar Arun ko aankhe dikhayi
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canteen me mamla bigadte dekh ,waha kaam karne wale beech-bachav ke liye aage aaye,lekin un sabko Naushad ke dosto ne wapas bhaga diya aur canteen me maujood sabhi students ko waha se jane ke liye kaha....
"aaj to bang hokar rahega...wo bhi ek ka nahi do-do ka..."kahte hue Naushad ne Divya ka hath pakad kar use apni taraf kheech liya.













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"aaj to bang hokar rahega...wo bhi ek ka nahi do-do ka..."kahte hue Naushad ne Divya ka hath pakad kar use apni taraf kheech liya.

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Yadi is waqt waha Naushad ki jagah koyi dusara ladka hota to main turant usase bhid jata,lekin yaha situation alag thi...Naushad hostel me rahta tha aur sath me mera senior bhi tha aur barso se chale aa rahe rule ke anusar mujhe Naushad ka sath dena chahiye tha...bhale hee galti kiski bhi ho....
Naushad ke changul se Divya khud ko chhudane ki koshish karti rahi,lekin wo kamyab nahi ho payi... "itna fudak mat,abhi teri sari garmi utarta hoon..."
"ye galat hai..."himmat karke maine Naushad ko Divya se door kiya...
"teri maa ki...tu hota kaun nai be mujhe sahi-galat samjhane wala...shayad tu bhool raha hai ki main tera senior hoon...chal ja yaha se warna main bhool jaunga ki tu Arman hai aur mere hostel me rahta hai..."kahte hue Naushad ne mera collar pakad liya...
"Naushad bhai...aakhir baat kya hai..."shant lahje me maine Naushad se puchha...
"maine aaj subah iska hath kya pakad liya,sali ne sabke samne ek jordar tamacha mere gaal par de mara...lawdi bahut uchak rahi thi.." dhakka dekar Naushad ne mujhe waha se jane ke liye....
"chalo beta..Arun-Arman ,dono bahar jao...ye humara matter hai..."hostel ke dusare seniors jo waha Naushad ke sath aaye the,unhone hume jabarjasti pakad kar canteen se bahar kar diya...
jab mujhe aur Arun ko hostel ke seniors canteen se dhakka dekar bahar kar rahe the,tab ek waqt ke liye meri nazare Esha se mili...wo is waqt andar tak dari hui thi,lekin kuchh bolne,kuchh kah pane ki himmat usme nahi thi...jab mujhe dhakkar dekar canteen se bahar nikala ja raha tha to Esha ki aankhe mujhse madad ki guhar laga rahi thi...uski safed surat laal rang ki murat me tabdil hone lagi thi...maine kabhi kalpana tak nahi ki thi ki main Esha ko is halat me dekhunga...aur maine jab kuchh nahi kiya to uske aankh se aansu ki kuchh boonde uske gaal ko bhigoti hui uske hontho se hote hue zameen par gir padi....lekin main phhir bhi kuchh nahi kar paya,kyunki isase hostel ke ladke hee mere khilaf ho jate aur ye Naushad wahi ladka tha jisne Varun ko marne me meri madad ki thi...mere dil ke is waqt do tukde ho chuke the,ek hissa mujhse kah raha tha ki main Naushad ki baat maankar chup-chap yaha se chala jaun..to dil ka dusara hissa mujhe dhikkar raha tha,mere dil ke dusare kone se aawaz aa rahi thi ki Canteen me jo kuchh ho raha hai,jo kuchh hone wala hai,usase do zindagiya barbaad ho jayegi aur us barbaadi ka jimmedar main rahunga...isliye main un dono ki madad karu.....
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Main ek rule ke liye ye sab kuchh nahi hone de sakta tha aur ye condition aisi thi ki mera 1400 gm ka brain bhi thapp pada hua tha...mujhe koyi tarqeeb sochane ke liye kuchh waqt lagta par kambakht waqt hee to nahi tha mere paas....uspar se meri kahi hui chand lines jo maine khud Esha se kahi thi wo mujhe yaad aa gayi....
"tere ishq me yadi koyi mere seene me khanjar khop de.... ya phhir dil nikal kar use angaro ke beech rakh de,
mujhe iski parvah nahi,lekin yadi teri aankho se...
aansu ka ek boond bhi nikla to wo mere liye kayamat hai...."
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"Arman,kuchh kar na,warna aaj jo hone wala hai uska anjaam bahut bura hoga..." "well...pahle ek baat bata, tu maar khane se darta to nahi..."
"koshish karunga..."
"to chal aaja,ek plan hai mere paas..." "kaisa plan..."
"plan ye hai ki Esha aur Divya ko kaise bhi karke canteen se nikalna hai aur seniors par hath bhi nahi uthana hai aur to aur hume iska bhi khayal rakhna hai ki Un dono items me se koyi bhi bahar jakar

Naushad aur uske dosto ki shikayat na kare.." "kya ye mumkin hai..."
"ofcource ,yaad hai maine kya kaha tha ki kabhi ye mat bhoolna ki main Arman " "bhaiya ji,apni badayi baad me karna,pahle ye batao ki plan kya hai..."
Maine Arun ko pakda aur Canteen ke gate par jo ki aadha khula hua tha uspar puri taqat se Arun ko dhakel diya...gate se takrane ke karan ek jordar aawaz hui...
"BC,tujhe yaha se jane ke liye kaha tha na...."Arun ko Canteen ke andar dekh Naushad ne apne dosto ko galiya bhi baki ki unhone canteen ka gate kyun band nahi kiya...
"main bhi hoon idhar..."Canteen ke andar kisi hero ki tarah entry marte hue maine kaha..."sala jab bhi Action wala scene hota hai, mera goggles mere sath nahi rahta...:angry :"
"waise tera plan kya hai,mujhe ab tak nahi pata..."kapde jhadte hue Arun khada hua... "Plan ye hai ki tu jake Naushad ke upar kood pad,main bakiyo ko dekhta hoon..."
"sale,maine kabhi sapne me bhi nahi socha tha ki tu itna ghatiya plan bhi banata hai...Naushad to aaj mera kachumar bana dega..."lambi saans bharte hue Arun ne kaha aur seedhe jakar Naushad ke upar kood pada...
Arun ke dwara kiye gaye achanak is hamle se Naushad ne apna control kho diya aur ek taraf gir pada...Naushad ke girne ke sath hee Divya bhi ek taraf gir padi aur maine turant jakar Divya ko sahar dekar uthaya aur Esha ke sath use waha se bhag jane ke liye kaha.....lekin is waqt mere samne hostel ke teen seniors khade the....
"do ko to main rok lunga,ek ko tum dono sambhal lena...." "lekin kaise..."hafte hue Divya boli...
"tum dono ke upar ka mala khali hai kya, itne saare glass ,plate table par rakhe hai...sab fod dena uske upar..."
"thik hai..."
Aur maine aisa hee kiya...do ko maine badi mushkil se sambhala aur teesare ke sar par Divya aur Esha ne kanch ki glass fod dali aur waha se bhag gayi....dono ko bhagte dekh main bhi waha se utha aur bahar jakar un dono se kaha ki...wo dono ye baat kisi ko na bataye aur jakar parking me khadi apni car par aaram kare main ,thodi der me unse milta hoon....
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Waise un dono par yakin karna ki wo dono waisa hee karengi jaisa ki maine unhe kaha hai...is par yakin karna thoda mushkil tha...khair iske aalawa koyi dusara rasta bhi to nahi tha...khud ko majboot karke main wapas canteen me ghusa...jaha Naushad aur hostel ke teeno senior Arun ki thukayi karne ke liye taiyar khade the...
"listen...gentlemen and gentlemen..."pahle maine apne hatho ki ungaliya chatkayi aur phhir gardan...uske baad maine apne shirt ka collar khada kiya ,jisase un sabko aisa lagne laga ki main unse bhidne ke liye taiyar hoon...lekin mera plan kuchh dusara tha..maine ek baar aur apni ungaliyo ko dusare angle se foda aur phhir kaha"Naushad bhaiya,hum dono maar khane ke liye taiyar hai "
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Mujhe andaja tha ki ab Naushad aur uske dost hum dono bahut jamkar kutayi karenge...unke gusse ko dekhkar bhi yahi lag raha tha...lekin unhone aisa nahi kiya,unhone hume jyada nahi sirf do-teen thappad aur char-paanch ghuse hee mare aur dhamki di ki wo log aaj raat me hum dono ko jaan se maar denge....
"chal uth,abhi plan ka ek aur hissa baki hai..."Arun ko zameen se uthate hue maine kaha... "gand maraye tu ,aur tera plan...bose dk,hath mat laga mujhe..."karahte hue Arun uthkar baith

gaya"sale ye canteen wale bhi maha MC hai,jo lafda shuru hote hee yaha se khisak liye..." "ladki chahiye to maar khana hee padta hai..."
"are land mera...sale tujhe collar upar karte dekh maine socha tha ki tu ab in sabko marega lekin tu to ek number ka phhattu nikla...haye ram! Us BC Naushad ne seedhe ek laat pet par de mari hai...lagta hai mere liver phhat chuke hai...tu aaj ke baad mujhse baat mat karna..."
"abey itna bhi nahi mara un logo ne,jo tu aise laundiyo ki tarah ro raha hai...sale tu desh ki sewa kaise karega phhir,desh ke liye tu jaan kya dega jo itni si maar na sah saka..."
"are bhad me jaye desh...lawde jab tu Divya aur Esha ko lekar yaha se bhaga tha,tabhi un charo ne milkar mujhe jamkar thoka,...."
"le pani pee ,sham ko daru pilaunga...aur tu kahe to abhi ,isi waqt Divya se bhi baat karata hoon..." "daru-pani chhod,pahle Divya se baat karwa...jiske liye maine itni maar khayi hai..."mere kandhe ke sahare khada hote hue Arun karahte hue bola"waise ye bata ki ab Divya mujhse impress to ho jayegi na..."
"beta Divya impress tab hui hoti ,jab tu pit kar nahi peet kar aaya hota...." "tu sale dost ke name par kalank hai..."
"aur ye kalank zindagi bhar nahi "
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Waha se hum dono parking ki taraf badhe aur main raste bhar yahi dua karta raha ki Esha ,Divya ke sath wahi maujood ho...kyunki ye mere 1400 gm ke dimag me upaje plan ka hissa tha aur yadi aisa nahi hua to phhir ek bahut bhayanak toofan aane wala tha,jise main chahkar bhi nahi rok pata...par meri kismat ne yaha par mera sath diya ,jaisa ki aksar deti thi....kabhi-kabhi to mujhe shaq hone lagta ki main kismat ka gulaam hoon ya kismat meri gulaam hai....
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"billi darwaja khol..."Car ke sheeshe par knock karte hue maine kaha aur Arun ko wahi khada kar diya lekin uske agle pal hee Arun zameen me bikhar gaya,usase apne pairo par khada bhi nahi hua ja raha tha....
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"sharir ka jo ek-do hissa sahi-salamat hai,tu uska bhi bharta bana daal..."zameen par pade-pade wo mujhpar cheekha...
"sorry yar,maine dhyan nahi diya..."
maine Arun ko sahara dekar wapas uthaya aur car ke andar use baithane ke baad main khud bhi car ke peechhe wali seat par baith gaya...
"chalo..."car ke andar baithkar maine Divya se car chalane ke liye kaha... "kaha chale..."peechhe palat kar Esha boli...
"America chal,japan chal,chine chal,pakistan chal...jaha marzi ho waha chal...lekin is waqt yaha se chal...billi kahi ki,dimag to hai hee nahi "
Divya ne car start ki aur car ko college ke main gate ki taraf teji se daudane lagi...
"abey tune in dono ko to bacha liya,lekin ab sawal ye hai ki Naushad aur pure hostel se hume kaun bachayega....ab to na ghar ke rahe na ghat ke...matlab ki na city walo ke rahe aur na hostel walo ke...jaha jayenge thuk kar aayenge...Arman tune to mujhe jeete jee maar diya.."
"kya yar tu bhi aise toofani situation me aisa sada sa dialogue maar raha hai...aur hostel walo ki fikar chhod de ,kyunki abhich mere bheje me ek new plan aayela hai..."














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"kya yar tu bhi aise toofani situation me aisa sada sa dialogue maar raha hai...aur hostel walo ki fikar chhod de,kyunki abhich mere bheje me ek new plan aayela hai..."
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Mera mobile ek baar phhir baj utha aur maine ghadi me time dekha...ghadi ka sabse chhota kaanta ab bhi sirf 9 par atka hua tha,lekin phhir bhi mujhe aisa laga ki shayad ye call Nisha ne ki hogi....main turant bistar se utha aur koodkar table par se apna mobile uthakar screen par nazar dali...number unknown tha lekin kuchh jana-pahchana sa lag raha tha....
"hello..."
"kya yar Balram bhai...maal abhi tak nahi pahucha, bhai murgiyo ke ando wala ek truck aakhir hai kidhar....kab tak intezaar karu..."
Ye sunte hee maine number par nazar dali aur samajh gaya ki kyun mujhe ye number jana-pahchana sa lag raha tha...
"kya bola,maal abhi tak nahi pahucha..."
"are nahi pahucha...warna kya main jhooth bolta ,tere chakkar me main ek se gali bhi kha chuka hoon..." "ek kaam karo, apne dono ande nikal kar bhijwa do..."
"oye balram kya bak raha hai..."
"beta agar agli baar se is number par call kiya to tere ande nikalkar tujhe hee khila dunga...bakchod sale,anpadh...phone rakh lawde"
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"kaun tha..."Arun ne mera laal hota hua chehra dekhkar puchha...
"pata nahi sala koyi ande wala hai...galti se baar-baar mujhe hee call laga deta hai...chodu sala"
"are hata us ande fande wale ko aur tu aage bata ,phhir kya hua..."Varun ne mujhe pakda aur pakad kar seedhe bed par kheech liya...
"Arun ki sangat me tu bhi gay type harkat karne laga hai..." "koyi baat nahi...tu aage bata.."
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"tum dono aaj canteen me jo hua,uska jikra kisi se bhi mat karna...apne aap se bhi nahi..."jab Car college ke bahar pahuchi to maine Esha aur Divya se kaha...
"aisa kyun...hum to iski shikayat Principal se karenge..."Esha se turant peechhe palat kar jawab diya...

"aur main iski shikayat apne dad se karungi..."Divya ne bhi peechhe palat kar jawab diya...
"pahli baat to ye ki Divya tu aage dekh kar drive kar aur dusari baat ye ki "Esha ki taraf dekhkar maine kaha"sun billi,yadi aisa hua to un dono ka career kharab ho jayega lekin mujhe unke career ki bilkul bhi parvah nahi hai darasal baat ye hai ki yadi ye mamla college me uchhala to iska result ye hoga ki Naushad aur uske dost college se nikale jane ke sath-sath jail bhi jayenge..."
"to isme problem kya hai..."Divya ek baar phhir peechhe mudkar boli...
"tu aage dekh ke car chala na warna kisi ko thok-thak diya to satyanash ho jayega..."
"Divya ne sahi kaha,isme problem kya hai...unke sath aisa hee hona chahiye..."Divya ka Samarthan karte hue Esha ne kaha"don't worry ,hum tum dono ko involve nahi karenge..."
"sun re felino...is case me hum dono kabke involve ho chuke hai...aur main aisa isliye kah raha hoon kyunki Canteen me humari thukayi karne ke baad unhone hume jaan se marne ki dhamki di hai..." "aawwww...."main apni baat complete nahi kar paya tha usase pahle hee dono ne aawww karke mujhe rok diya....
"kya aawwwww , "
"phhir to tumhe bhi security officer me complain karna chahiye..."Divya teesari baar peechhe mudkar boli... "tu aage dekh ke car chala na...main bahra nahi hoon, bina meri taraf dekhe tu kuchh bolegi tab bhi main sun "main ek baar phhir Divya par chillaya aur jab Divya aage mud gayi to bola"dekho
tum dono samajh nahi rahe ho...yadi un dono par case hua to hostel wale humare khilaf ho jayenge aur phhir mere sath-sath Arun bhi shahid ho jayega..."
"to isase hume kya lena-dena..."
"wah ! Yadi yahi baat hum dono ne us waqt sochi hoti,jab Canteen me tu Naushad ke shikanje me thi...to shayad ye situation aati hee nahi...yadi dimag nahi hai to mat chala ,jitna bol raha hoon utna kar...kam se kam mere bhai jaise mere is dost ki halat par to raham khao papiyo...dekh nahi rahi iski halat..."
"hii Divya..."Divya ne jab car ke mirror me Arun ko dekha to Arun chahkta hua bola.. "hii Arun..."mirror me dekhkar Divya ne jawab diya...
"abey tum dono apna hi,bye...band rakhoge..kuchh der ke liye"
"okay,hum tum dono ki baat manne ko taiyar hai..."aage mudte hue Esha ne kaha... "thanks my felino..."
"pahle billi ab felino..iska matlab kya hua...lekin ye name achchha lagta hai,Felino" "jyada khush mat ho billi,Felino ko Spanish me billi hee kahte hai..."
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Uske baad hum dono car se utar gaye aur un dono ko jane ke liye kaha.... "abey tune kaha tha tere paas ek idea hai ,Naushad ke kahar se bachne ka..." "haan, hai na..."
"mujhe bhi bata wo idea kya hai.." "Sidar..."maine muskurate hue kaha .
uske baad maine Sidar ko call kiya aur use sari ghatna batayi...shuru-shuru me MTL bhai mujh par bhadak uthe aur bole ki duniyabhar ke sare lafde me main hee kyun fasta hoon...lekin baad me meri request par wo hostel aane ke liye taiyar ho gaye,unhone mujhse ye bhi kaha ki jab tak wo mujhe call karke hostel aane ke liye na kahe main hostel ke aas-paas bhi na dikhu....MTL bhai ki call ke baad main aur Arun lagbhag char ghante tak bahar hee rahe aur phhir raat ke 7 baje Sidar ka call aaya....
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"chal,hostel chalte hai...Sidar pahuch gaya hai..."
"mujhe ab aisa kyun lag raha hai ki humne canteen me jo kiya,wo hume nahi karna chahiye tha..."

"tujhe aisa isliye lag raha hai,kyunki teri puri tarah se phhat chuki hai...ab chup-chap hostel chal warna mere hatho shahid ho jayega..."
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Jab hum dono hostel ke andar dakhil hue to hostel me rahne wala har ek ladka hume ghoor kar dekh raha tha,unke chehre se aisa lag raha tha ki jaise wo mujhse kahna chahte ho ki unhe ,mujhse aisi ummid nahi thi...
Arun ke sath main seedhe Amar sir ke room me ghusa jaha Sidar,Amar ,Naushad aur uske canteen wale dost baithe hue the...
"aa gaya sala, BC harami..."mujhe dekhte hee Naushad ne galiya baki...
Naushad ka is tarah se sabke samne gali bakna mujhe pasand nahi aaya aur maine bhi us gandu ko apne tever dikhate hue bola"MC ,chup rah...tu Senior hai ,sochkar main canteen me maar kha gaya...lekin yadi ek lafz bhi aur bola to yahi patak-patak kar chodunga aur tu mere lund ka ek baal bhi nahi ukhad payega..."
"maar MC ko, dayi chod de sale ki.."Arun bhi gusse se bhadak utha...
"bas bahut ho gaya..Naushad tu chup rah aur tum dono bhi apna muh sil lo...warna teeno ko marunga..."Sidar ne tez aawaz me kaha,jiske baad hum sab shant ho gaye....
"Arman pahle tu bol ki,tu hostel walo ke khilaf kyun gaya...ye jante hue bhi ki Naushad ne Varun ko marne me tera sath diya tha..."
"ek minute MTL bhai...pahle main aapko ek example deta hoon..."Sidar ke paas jate hue main bola"yadi aaj canteen me undono ladkiyo ki jagah par Vibha aur meri jagah par aap hote....to kya aap kya karte..." "tu baat ko ghuma raha hai Arman...sach ye hai ki na to main waha tha aur na hee Vibha..."
"sawal ye nahi hai ki mai kya kah raha hoon,sawal ye hai ki main kahna kya chahta hoon...instrument wahi hai,obstacle bhi wahi hai...bas observer dusara hai to kya hum us instrument ki theory badal dete hai, nahi na...bas main yahi samjhana chahta hoon,that's all"
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"ektarfa beedu..."Varun mujhe beech me hee rok kar bola"aaj tune sabit kar diya ki tu mera dost hai..." "thanks "bolte hue maine ghadi me time dekha...ghadi ka sabse chhota kaanta ab 10 me aane ko bekarar tha,..
"ek baat kahu ,tune Sidar ki source ka bahut solid tarike se istemaal kiya hai..."
"that's true..jab tak wo humare sath raha , maine uska istemaal bahut achchhe se kiya tha..."bolte hue main bistar se cigarette ka packet lene ke liye uth khada hua...
"tune ye kyun kaha ki tune uska istemaal tab tak kiya,jab tak wo tere sath raha..."
Varun ke is sawal ka jawab dena mere mushkil kamo me se ek tha,lekin use sach to maloom hee padta,aaj nahi to kal main khud use ye sach batane hee wala tha...maine ek cigarette sulgayi aur lamba kash lene ke baad bola..
"maine aisa isliye kaha kyunki Sidar ab zinda nahi hai..."










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"maine aisa isliye kaha kyunki Sidar ab zinda nahi hai..."
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Arun ye sach pahle se janta tha lekin Varun ko ye sach ek jhatke me maloom chala tha ,isliye Varun is waqt jhatka khakar shant baitha tha,Sidar ab zinda nahi hai...ye sunkar Varun ki aankhe badi ho gayi,muh khula ka khula rah gaya aur dimag shunya ho gaya tha....wo kafi der tak mujhe cigarette ke kash lete hue chup-chap dekhta raha, wo shayad is waqt soch raha tha ki main Sidar ke death par itna normal behaviour kaise kar sakta hoon....par sach ye nahi tha, sach ye tha ki main khud bhi bahut bechain hua tha,jab mujhe Sidar ke maut ki khabar mili thi...us pal,us samay,us waqt jab mujhe ye badjaat aur manhoos khabar mili to mujhe yakin hee nahi ho raha tha ki Sidar ab nahi raha ,jab tak ki maine apni aankho se khud Sidar ke body ko nahi dekha tha....main ye soch kar chal raha tha ki ye sab jhooth hai,Sidar aise ,kaise mar sakta hai...lekin mere yakin karne ya na karne se sach nahi badal jata aur na hee mujhme aur kisi aur me itni kabiliyat aur taqat hai ki wo sach ko badal kar rakh de.....
Varun ab bhi ekdum khamosh tha aur main cigarette ke kash par kash liye ja raha tha...jab cigarette khatm hui to maine cigarette ko apni ungaliyo ke nakhoon me fasaya aur door rakhe dustbin par nishana lagakar uchhal diya....
"goal..."
"yar,main kabhi Sidar se nahi mila lekin phhir bhi uske baare me sunkar sadma sa laga hai...kuchh karne ki ichchha jaise khatm si ho gayi hai..."badi Mushkil se Varun sirf itna hee bol paya...
"kisi se judne ke liye usase jaan-pahchan jaruri nahi...judav dil se hota hai,surat se nahi..." "ye sab ekdum achanak se kaise hua...Sidar ki maut kaise hui ?"
"mere khayal se mujhe dheere-dheere karke sab batana chahiye...lekin yadi tu chahta hai ki main direct Sidar ke death point par aaun,to mujhe koyi problem nahi..."
"nahi...dheere-dheere karke bata.."
Maine ghadi me time dekha ,is waqt 10:30 baj rahe the,lekin Nisha ki call ka abhi tak koyi aata-pata nahi tha,isliye maine kahani aage badhayi.....
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"Sidar bhai,ye aapko baato me fasa raha hai....yaha question ye hai ki Arman aur Arun humare khilaf kyun gaye...jabki maine in dono ko pyar se samjhaya bhi tha ki waha se chale jaye..."Naushad ne apna jaal feka...
ab tak Amar sir ke room ke bahar hostel ke lagbhag sabhi ladke mauzood ho chuke the, jo deewaro,darwajo aur khidkiyo par apne kaan lagakar band darwaje ke peechhe kya ho raha hai...ye sun rahe the...Naushad ke is sawal se main ek baar phhir shikange me fasne laga tha aur mujhe jald se jald kuchh na kuchh karna tha...is waqt Amar sir ka ye room kisi adalat ki tarah tha,jaha judge ke taur par

MTL bhai the, Naushad yaha kisi pidit ke taur par tha,jisne mujh par case thoka tha....yaha aur asaliyat ki adalat me farak sirf itna tha ki dono party apni vakalat khud kar rahi thi...matlab ki Naushad mujh par aarop par aarop dekar mujhe mujrim sabit karne par tula hua tha aur main un aarop se bachne ki koshish me khud ki pairavi kar raha tha.....
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Naushad aur uske dosto ka kahna tha ki maine hostel ki barso se chale aa rahe niyam ko toda hai,jiski saza mujhe milni chahiye aur mera kahna tha ki maine niyam isliye toda kyunki ye us waqt jaroori tha..kyunki koyi bhi niyam ,kanoon kisi ki zindagi se bade nahi hote....
"Sidar bhai,main to bolta hoon ki ,aap yaha se jao aur in dono ko humare hawale kar do...salo ko sab sikha denge..."Naushad ne kaha ,jiske baad uske dosto aur room ke bahar khade hostel ke ladko ne uska samarthan kiya....
"ek minute ,MTL bhai...maine aaj canteen me jo kiya wo sab Naushad aur uske dosto ki bhalayi ke liye kiya....ab aap socho ki ye dono jo karne ja rahe the,uske baad inka kya haal hota...."
"kya hota,koyi kuchh nahi ukhad pata mera "Naushad beech me bola..
"sun be Naushad...jitani der tak ijjat de raha hoon...le le warna abhi NSUI ke laundo ko bulwakar marwa dunga..."uske baad maine Sidar ki taraf dekhkar kaha"MTL bhai, yadi aaj canteen me ye sab apna kaam kar diye hote to bahut lamba case banta, college se nikale jate...saat saal jail me sadte aur to aur ye bhi ho sakta tha ki ye charo kal ka suraj nahi dekh pate kyunki Esha aur Divya ,humare college ki koyi mamuli ladki nahi hai...jinke maa-baap apni duhayi lekar security officer station me bhagte phhirenge...ek ka baap is shahar ka bahut bada businessman hai to dusare ka baap is shahar ka don...wo dono milkar Naushad aur iske chutiye dosto ko kutte ki maut marte, inka lund kaat dete aur jab kal subah hota to inki lash kisi anath ki tarah sadko par padi rahti....aur phhir nateeja ye hota ki inke gharwalo ko security officer ke chakkar katne padte..."maine Amar sir ke room ka darwaja khola aur jo-jo log darwaje par kaan lagaye hue the,meri is harkat ke karan wahi gir gaye aur un sabko dekhkar maine kaha"ab tum sab hee batao ki sahi kya hai aur galat...aur rahi hostel ke seniors ki respect ki baat to in charo se puchho ki canteen me maine kya inpar ek bhi baar hath uthaya ? Ye mujhe aur Arun par apni frustation nikalte rahe,hume marte rahe...lekin humne kuchh nahi kaha,yaha tak ki inse maar khane ke baad maine aur Arun ne un dono ladkiyo ke pair pakad kar in charo mahapursho ki harkat par maafi bhi mangi aur unse request bhi ki..ki wo ye baat kisi ko na bataye aur unhone humari baat maan bhi li hai...that's all aur mere khayal se ab kahne aur sunne ko kuchh nahi bacha hai...Am i right MTL bhai..."
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Phhir kya tha...jaha kuchh der pahle hostel ke ladke mujh par naraj the wo ab mujhse khush the,hostel ke sabhi ladke..included my kamine friends Arun aur Saurabh(jo meri tareef kabhi nahi karte ) bhi meri tareef kar rahe the...hostel ke sabhi lafango ne Naushad aur uske dosto ko chodu,gandu kaha...kuchh ne unke pichhwade par ek do laat bhi mari....
Adalat ka faisala mere paksha me hua aur jab MTL bhai ,raat ko apne ghar ja rahe the to unhone mujhe bulaya...
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"kafi achchha plan banaya tune..."
"koyi plan nahi banaya Sidar bhai...jo sach tha ,wahi bola..."
"Arman ,apne shabdo ke jaal me kisi aur ko fasana...mujhe pura yakin hai ki tune ye sare equation sirf isliye jode,taki tu un dono ladkiyo ko bacha sake aur phhir baad me khud ko...sabse pahle tu canteen se bahar aaya aur mere khayal se tu confusion me tha ki hostel wale ka sath do ya phhir un dono ladkiyo ka,..uske baad tune Esha ka sath dene ka socha aur undono ko canteen se bahar bhaga diya...tune

Naushad aur uske dosto par hath bhi nahi uthaya taki tu mere aur sare hostel walo ke samne apna paksha mazboot kar sake...tune mujhe apne plan me tabhi shamil kar liya tha,jab tu Esha aur Divya ko bachane ke liye canteen me ghusa aur mere khayal se tune un dono ko ye bhi kaha ki wo dono canteen wali baat kisi ko na bataye,jisase ye mamla rafa-dafa ho jaye...aur phhir tune mujhe call kiya kyunki tu janta tha ki hostel wale meri baat manenge aur tu ye bhi janta tha ki main teri hee side lunga...Am i right
,Arman "
"sach to yahi hai lekin mujhe laga nahi tha ki aap sach jaan jaoge..."
"ek baat yaad rakhna Arman ki is hostel me tere ab char dushman ho gaye hai...ye char ,chalis me tabdil na ho jaye...iska khayal rakhna..good night, ab main chalta hoon..."
"main kabhi ye nahi sochta ki mere dushman kitne hai...main hamesha ye sochta hoon ki mere dost kitne hai....yadi ye char,chalis me badal jaye...to main koshish karunga ki mere do dost, 200 me badal jaye...wo kya hai na MTL bhai ki zindagi me jab tak maar-dhad jaisa action,adventure na ho to zindagi jeene me maja nahi aata... good night and take care..."

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Chapter-32:A Mortal Step.
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Meri nazar ab bhi tik-tik karte deewar par lagi ghadi par atki hui thi...ghadi ka sabse chhota kaanta bas 1 par pahuchane hee wala tha,lekin Nisha ki call ka ab tak koyi nam-o-nishan nahi tha...pahle mujhse baat karne ki bechaini Nisha ko thi lekin ab main bechain hua ja raha tha....main is ummid me abhi tak jaag

raha tha ki shayad wo mujhe ab call kare, kyunki ho sakta hai ki use 12 baje tak time na mila ho...ya phhir uske mom-dad uske aas-paas ho....jab meri ye halat hai to na jaane us dayan ka kya haal ho raha hoga...mujhe to aisa lagta hai ki yadi is waqt main uske samne aa jaun to khushi ke mare wo kisi dayan ki tarah mujhe noch dale....
"ab to had ho gayi,2 bajne wala hai aur main ullu ki tarah uske call ka intezaar kar raha hoon...kuchh der me to surya bhagwan bhi apne darshan de denge...."maine ek cigarette jalayi aur balcony par aa gaya....
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na jaane main kis ummid me Nisha ke ghar ki taraf dekh raha tha,main is waqt pagalo ki tarah sochane bhi laga tha...main is samay ye soch raha tha ki shayad Nisha raat ko mere flat ki taraf aaye....mera dil aur dimag is waqt apni jagah se thoda khisak gaya tha jo main aisi bebuniyaad khayalat apne jehan me la raha tha...maine bahut der tak Nisha ke ghar ki taraf apni nazare gadayi rakhi is soch ke sath ki wo kahi yaha aakar laut na jaye.....
mera dil ab mere dimag par hawi hote ja raha tha...Nisha ke us ek call ki intezaar ne mere sari kshamtao par question mark laga diya tha...mujhe is samay na to raat ke teesara pahar dikh raha tha aur na hee ullu ki tarah jag raha main...mujhe to dikh rahi thi to Sirf Nisha...kabhi-kabhi mujhe Nisha ke ghar ki taraf jane wali gali me kuchh aahat sunayi deti ,mujhe aisa lagta jaise ki Nisha abhi charo taraf faile is andhere se bahar nikal kar prakat ho jayegi....
mere 1400 gm weight wale brain ka ek nuksan yahi tha ki mera dimag had se jyada creative tha...wo aksar chhoti si chhoti aahat ko kisi ka aakar dene par jut jata hai...har kahani ki ek dusari kahani hee banane lag jata hai....jaise ki is waqt ho raha tha aur yadi short me kahe to mera dimag forward ki jagah backward direction me kaam kar raha tha....
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"ek baar Nisha ke ghar ka round maar kar aata hoon,kya pata wo apne ghar ki chhat me khade hokar mera intezaar kar rahi ho..."isi ke sath ek aur bewkoofi bhari soch mere andar aayi...
"abey pagal hai kya, itni raat ko Nisha apne ghar ki chhat par kya day & night match khel rahi hogi...tu shanti se so ja..."maine khud ka virodh kiya....
"Arman...ek baar dekh kar aane me kya jata hai...waise bhi to tu balcony me khada hokar cigarette hee jala raha hai...jyada soch mat aur chal Nisha ke ghar ke paas chalte hai..."
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maine peechhe palat kar room ke andar dekha ,Arun aur Varun is samay gahari neend me the...maine jaldi-jaldi cigarette ke char-panch kash liye aur balcony se direct neeche kood gaya aur andhere me hee Nisha ke ghar ki taraf chal pada...Nisha ke ghar se kuchh doori par aakar main ruk gaya aur Nisha ke ghar par ek nazar dali..waise kahne ko to Nisha ka ghar is colony ka sabse bada aur alishan ghar tha...lekin is waqt raat ke andhere me Nisha ka ghar sabse bhayanak lag raha tha,..pure ghar ki lights off thi ,waha roshani ke naam par Nisha ke ghar ka chaukidar jis room me rahta tha,sirf usi room ki light jali hui thi....sabse khubsurat chiz sabse badsurat bhi ho sakti hai ,ye main abhi dekh raha tha isliye maine khud ko yaha aane ke liye kosa aur chup-chap waha se khisak liya...main ab apne flat ki taraf aa raha tha ye sochate hue ki Nisha ke dimag me is waqt aakhir chal kya raha hai aur usase bhi jyada ye ki mere dimag me is waqt kya chal raha hai...kya sochkar main itni raat ko Nisha ke ghar ki taraf gaya ki wo raat ke 3 baje chhat par khade hokar patang uda rahi hogi...uske baad main thik usi raste se flat ke andar ghusa
,jis raste se main bahar aaya tha...andar pahuchne me thoda time laga, mushkile bhi aayi par darwaje ke bahar khade hokar ghanto darwaja peetna aur Varun ko aawaz dene se ye achchha hee tha....maine PC on karke apni email bhi check ki ,lekin Nisha ka koyi mail abhi tak nahi aaya tha....
"kahi uske baap ko maloom to nahi chal gaya ki ,Nisha aur Mera chakkar chal raha hai...yadi aisa hua to

phhir mera to uparwala hee malik hai..."
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Aadhe se adhik raat to maine cigarette peene me beeta di thi aur bacha hua samay bistar par pade-pade karwate badalne me gujar gaya aur subah 6 baje jakar neend lagi lekin 2 ghante baad hee mujhe Arun ne jaga diya....
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"uth be, 12 baj gaye..."
"kya ? 12 baj gaye...dhat teri ki..."main ekdum se uthkar baithte hue bola aur ghadi par nazar dali"abhi to 8 baje hai be "
"chal aage bata kya hua..."chay ka ek bada sa cup mere samne rakhte hue Varun bola... "abhi neend aaying..."bolte hue main wapas bistar par ludhak gaya...
"abey 10 baje mujhe office jana hai...isliye soch raha hoon ki teri bakwas sunta chalu...le pee.." maine cup uthaya aur juban se lagaya "abey ye to daru hai..."shakal bigadte hue main bola "usase kya farak padta hai..waise yadi tera man nahi to rahne de..main pee lunga..."
"na munna na...you know that i love daru more than tea....."
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Esha aur Divya par mujhe bharosa nahi tha ki wo dono meri baat manegi aur apna muh band karke rakhegi...isliye mujhe har din thoda sa dar jaroor rahta ki kahi wo canteen wali baat kisi ko bata na de...canteen wale kand ke baad kayi dino tak Divya aur Esha college me nahi dikhi aur apne paas ab itna time bhi nahi hota tha ki unke class ke bahar khade hokar unka intezaar karta rahu....idhar workshop wala fauji hum par goli pe goli fire kiye ja raha tha...uska kahna tha ki har ek shop ki ek alag practical copy banani padegi aur 2 figure frame karwane honge...idhar fauji to udhar third semester ke exam bhi kuchh hafte baad dastak dene wale the....isliye samay ka mano akal sa pad gaya tha...badi mushkil se hum bathroom ko sperm donate kar pate...kyunki practical aur assignment ke panno ne hume sab kuchh lagbhag bhula sa diya tha...kabhi-kabhar aate-jate..Esha se meri mulaqat ho jati thi aur ab wo mujhe dekhkar ignore na karke ek pyari si smile deti thi ,wo bhi Gautam se chhipkar.......
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Jaisa ki maine pahle bataya ki meri yaddasht bahut tez hai ,main chizo ko utani jaldi nahi bhoolta aur na hee unhe ignore karta hoon aur security officer station wala case to jab mere class ke launde nahi bhoole to bhala main kaise bhool sakta hoon...main first year ke un dono ladko ko dikhana chahta tha ki main kya hoon aur meri status kya hai....mere khayal se aise situation me duniya me sirf do category ke log hote hai....
pahla wo jo badi se badi baat ko hans kar taal dete hai aur aise behave karte hai..jaise ki kuchh hua hee nahi...jabki kisi ne achchhe se kholkar unki mari hoti hai aur dusare category ke log wo hote hai jo ek boond jaisi chhoti se chhoti baat ko Samundar bana dete hai....
Mere andar ye dono hee khoobiya thi,jinhe main according to situation ,apne sixth sense ki madad se apni is khoobi ka achchhe tarike se istemaal karta tha...maine un dono ko unki us F.I.R. Wali kartoot ke liye ek plan banaya tha aur jaisa ki aksar hota hai...is plan ki khabar sirf mujhe aur mere dimag ko thi...jab mamla ladayi-jhagda ka ho aur mere plan me Sidar shamil na rahe,ye namumkin hee tha...isliye maine apna mobile nikala aur Sidar ka number milaya....








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jab mamla ladayi-jhagde ka ho aur mere plan me Sidar shamil na rahe,ye namumkin hee tha...isliye maine apna mobile nikala aur Sidar ka number milaya....
"good afternoon MTL bhai..."dusari taraf Sidar ke dwara call recieve karte hee main bola...
"mere khayal se tune mujhe good afternoon bolne ke liye to call nahi kiya hai...chal jaldi se kaam bol..." "un do ladko ko to jante hee hoge,jinhone mujhpar aur Arun par F.I.R. kiya tha..."main seedhe point par aa gaya,kyunki ab lunch khatam hee hone wala tha aur main nahi chahta tha ki workshop wala fauji mujhpar missile dage....
"haan name se janta hoon,..."
"wo dono bahut udd rahe hai,dono ko zameen par lane ka hai "
"abhi mushkil se tu canteen wale case se bacha hai aur ab naya lafda...abey tu shanti se engineering kyun nahi karta..."
"wo kya hai MTL bhai...ki jab do ahankari log takrate hai to aisa dhamaka hote hee rahta hai...undono ko thoda sa hum hostel walo ki power dikhani hai..."
"to isme main kya karu...ladke to teri baat maan hee lenge, sabko sath lejakar un dono ko fod daal...isme problem kya hai..."
"problem ye hai ki mere hostel warden se meri jamti nahi hai aur jitna mujhe maloom hai uske hisab se humara hostel warden aapke dost ki tarah hai..."
"abey seedhe-seedhe bol ki karna kya hai....."
Maine MTL bhai ko kya karna hai,ye bataya aur uske baad apni practical copy aur drawing sheet lekar workshop ki taraf chal pada....
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"roll number 11...."
"present sir..."bahar se main chillaya"may i come in sir..."
"andar aao aur apne hathiyar nikal kar jung ke liye taiyar ho jao..." "main taiyar hoon sir..."
"good luck...."uske baad us fauji ne apne hath me rakhi list par nazar dali aur pura dam lagakar cheekha"roll number 12...."
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"teri halat aisi kyun hai be,tera roll number to mere baad hee aayega..."
"udhar dekh...sala wo fauji aaj goli nahi missile fire kar raha hai...ek ki usne drawing red pen se laal kar di matlab 5 number gaye,...us ladke ka drawing to mujhse thik-thak hee tha,jab uski ye halat hai to mera kya hoga...yahi sochkar main pareshan ho raha hoon...."
"main to bach jaunga " "kaise...apni drawing sheet dikha to..."

"abey ,tune abhi tak ek chiz notice ki ya nahi..."jab Arun ne meri drawing sheet ki taraf apne hath badhaya to maine uske hath ko rok usase puchha...
"are idhar phhati padi hai aur tu gol-mol sawal kar raha hai..."
"apna fauji har ek bande ko exact 15 minutes tak remand par leta hai,na ek second kam aur na hee ek second adhik...."
"tujhe kaise pata..."
"abki baar jab roll number 10 wala ladka jaye to time dekh lena...uski table par rakhi stop watch tab chalu hoti hai jab koyi student apni file kholkar rakhta hai aur wo 15 minutes tak us student par bomb fodta hai aur phhir bejjati karke bhej deta hai aur phhir baad wale student ko 10 seconds ke andar hee waha pahuchna hai,jiske baad us fauji ki stop watch phhir chalu ho jati hai....."
"ye sab kya us chhote kad wale fauji ne tere apne me aakar kaha " "roll number 9 tak to wo yahi karta aa raha hai "
"aur yadi uske paas pahuchne me 10 seconds se jyada waqt lag gaya to..."
"to phhir wo us ladke/ladki ki practical copy aur drawing sheet ko chod dega...isliye mardo ki tarah lambe-lambe kadam badhana...warna waha pahuchne se pahle hee chud jayega...samjha...."
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Thodi der tak Arun shant raha lekin phhir mere paas aakar bola"yar Arman, usne abhi-abhi ek ki writing kharab hone ki vajah se C+ grade diya hai....meri writing to usase bhi kharab hai main kya karu...
,kuchh jugad jama na" "ek jugad hai..."
"kya..."
"wo jugad kya main tujhe chilla-chilla kar bataunga... kaan idhar la..."
Arun ko jugad batane ke baad main ekdum seedha khada ho gaya ,kyunki agla roll numner mera hee tha.....chutiye the shuru ke 10 students jo drawing sheet ko upar rakh kar le ja rahe the, maine drawing sheet ko sabse neeche rakha aur ab mujhe kaise bhi karke 15 minutes tak bina drawing sheet dikhaye us fauji ke war ko sahna tha...kyunki meri drawing sheet to ekdum safed thi...matlab ki usme koyi drawing hee nahi thi aur yadi wo fauji bhool se bhi mera wo karnama dekh leta to mujh par atomic attack kar deta aur yahi vajah thi ki jab Arun ne meri drwaing sheet dekhne ke liye apna hath aage badhaya to maine uska hath rok diya tha,kyunki main nahi chahta tha ki wo gala phhadkar mujhpar chillaye ki"Arman to ekdum kora kagaj "
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"roll no. 11...."apni ghadi par 10 seconds ka samay dekhte hue usne mera name pukara...
Aur main 6 second me hee uske paas pahuch gaya....jab fauji meri practical copy dekh raha tha tabhi maine army wala matter chhed diya...jiske baad usne meri practical copy aur drawing sheet ek taraf rakhwa di aur mujhse usi matter par baat karne laga...wo is discussion me itna kho gaya tha ki mujhe
,usko yaad dilana pada ki "lieutenant Sir,15 minutes ho gaye hai "
"roll no. 12...."fauji ne phhir se apni stop watch shuru kar di aur usi waqt Arun ke paas jakar maine dheere se kaha ki ..."Navy ke baare me isase baat kar...lekin pahle practical copy dikha dena,taki use shaq na ho"






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Arun ke paas jakar maine dheere se kaha ki..."Navy ke baare me isase baat kar...lekin pahle practical copy dikha dena,taki use shaq na ho"
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"apun ko to bas thoda hint chahiye tha ,baki dimag to mere paas bhi hai....ab tu dekh is fauji ko kaise chakma deta hoon..."
Arun ne chalte-chalte apni sari practical copy ek hath me aur drawing sheet ko dusare hath se pakad liya aur table par baithe us fauji ke paas jakar bola...
"bharatmata ki jai..."
"jai ho bharatmat ki..."eka ek fauji jaise khushi se jhoom utha aur Arun ki taraf dekhkar bola"mujhe tumhare jaise joshile ladko ki jaroorat hai...khair apni practical copy dikhao"
Arun ne apni practical copy ek ke baad ek dikhani shuru kar di...shuru me jaha fauji Arun se ekdum khush hua tha ,wahi ab Arun ki writing dekhkar uske chehare ka rang badalne laga tha....
"tum jaise joshile jawan ki itni kharab perfomance "afsoos jahir karte hue us fauji ne apna chashma utar kar table par rakh diya....
"hath me goli lag gayi thi sir,warna meri writing ka pure class me kya pure college me koyi shani nahi hai..."
"hath me goli lag gayi thi,matlab..."wapas apna chashma lagate hue fauji ne puchha...
"matlab ki main hostel me gir gaya tha...aur kal raat bhar dard sahte hue jaise-taise kaam complete kiya hai..."
"Excellent, my boy....Excellent...mujhe tumhare jaise joshile ladko ko dekhkar apne din yaad aa jate hai...."
"to ab main chalu..."
"bilkul jao aur number ki parvah mat karna...." "thank you sir..."
Apna collar upar karte hue Arun mere paas aaya
"beta Arman, shart laga le...workshop me to tujhse jyada number paunga...."
"tune raat bhar mehnat ki ,sara din practical copy ko neeli syahi se bharne me bitaya,...phhir 4 se 5 ghante me tune drawing banaya ,isliye yadi tu 1-2 number adhik pa jata hai to isme kaun si badi baat hai..."
"dekh apni haar maan le..." "kabhi nahi....bilkul bhi nahi..." "sale ghamandi..."
"chal...chalkar Saurabh aur Sulabh ko is jung ko jeetane ka upay bata dete hai ,warna wo dono kham kha shahid ho jayenge...."
Jab humara kaam khatam hua to hum dono Saurabh aur Sulabh ki taraf badh gaye, dono ka roll number last me aata tha,isliye is waqt dono aapas me baat-chit karne me magan the
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"Sulabh ,main tujhe us fauji se bachne ka trick batata hoon...."Sulabh ke samne jakar maine shaan se kaha...

"rahne do Arman Sir, mujhe us fauji se bachne ke liye kisi trick ki jaroorat nahi hai..." "jab wo pakad kar chodega tab tujhe samajh me aayega,..."
"lund mere paas bhi hai...matlab ki drawing ekdum correct hai,writing meri solid hai, file bhi complete hai aur mujhe sab yaad hai...."
"chal thik hai,tu nikal...Saurabh uncle aapko trick batau ya aapki bhi file complete hai,drawing sahi hai,writing solid hai aur sab kuchh yaad hai..."
"padhne ,likhne se kiska bhala hua hai yar , tu to mujhe trick bata...."
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"Arun tujhe first year ke wo do ladke yaad hai ,jinhone f.i.r. Kiya tha..."workshop se bahar aane ke baad maine Arun se puchha...
"*** ki chut un dono ki, badi mushkil se bacha tha last time...atma sharir se nikalne hee wali thi ki Sidar ne aakar sab sambhal liya...yaad mat dila wo kand..."
"main un dono ko thokne ka soch raha hoon...."
"kya...."Arun jaha tha wahi rook gaya aur sath me Saurabh aur Sulabh ke bhi pair wahi jam gaye...wo teeno mujhe aise dekh rahe the, jaise ki abhi-abhi maine unhe koyi bahut buri khabar sunayi ho...jispar unhe yakin nahi ho raha tha....
"kya kaha tune..."aage badhte hue Arun ne mujhe ghoora...
"tune kaha ki tu un dono ladko ko thokne wala hai..."abki baar Saurabh ne mujhe ghoora aur aakhir me mere aakhiri dost,Sulabh ne bhi mujhe gusse se ghoora....
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"har baar Sidar tujhe bacha nahi payega...."Saurabh ne ek mukka marte hue kaha...
"aur main tere is kand me tere sath nahi hoon..."dusara mukka jadte hue Arun bola aur phhir Sulabh se teesara mukka jadte hue kaha"chhodna mat un dono ko...."
"are gazab...jiyo mere laal..."dil kiya ki Sulabh ko pakad kar kiss kar loon,lekin sala wo ladka tha..isliye main wahich par rook gaya
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Saurabh aur Arun ko manane me bahut dimag khafana pada aur ye main pahle se janta tha ki wo dono mujhe aisa hargiz nahi karne denge aur wo dono kaise manenge...ye mujhe achchhi tarah maloom tha...maine Saurabh se kaha ki main use Vibha mam ki chut dilaunga aur Arun se kaha ki use main Divya ki chut....sorry chut nahi chummi dilaunga...aur wo dono ek second me maan gaye....
"to kya unhe unke hee class me ghuskar marne ka plan hai..."Sulabh apne shirt ki baahe upar uthate hue bola...
"no...aur tu ja..."Saurabh bola"main nahi chahta ki tere jaisa brilliant launda ,humari vajah se mushkilo me pade..."
"tere chahne aur na chahne se kya hota " "main bhi aisa chahta hoon..."
"aur main bhi yahi chahta hoon ki tu yahi se wapas laut jaye..."
Arun aur mere dwara Saurabh ki baat ka samarthan karne par Sulabh chidh gaya aur hum teeno ko gali dete hue waha se chala gaya....
"lagta hai sala bura maan gaya..."Sulabh ko jate dekh Saurabh ne muskurate hue kaha"lekin mujhe maloom hai ki wo aaj raat phone jaroor karega,ye janne ke liye ki kya hua..."
"bura wo manta hai,jiska bur hota hai...aur hum ladko ke paas bur nahi lund hota "Arun ne ekdum shanti se ye dialogue mara...jiske baad hum haste-haste hostel ki taraf chale gaye....
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according to our plan...first year ke un do ladko ko unke hee class ke kuchh ladke...thik usi ground par lane wale the,jaha par Varun aur uski dosto ko humne jam kar thoka tha ya phhir ye kahe ki jaha meri ragging li gayi thi...aur ye wahi jagah thi ,jaha se in sabki shuruat hui thi....jo do ladke ,un do chutiyo ko us ground par late...wo city me hee kiraye ke room lekar rahte the aur is kand ke baad unhe kuchh na ho
,isliye humara sath dene wale city ke un ladko ko hostel me shift kiya ja raha tha....jaha wo safe the....
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"Arman Sir, wo dono ground par pahuch chuke hai...."security officer station me jhoothi gawahi dene wale Rajshri Pandey ne mere room me aakar kaha....jo ki ab apne dost ke sath Sidar ka room chhodkar ,hostel me shift ho gaya tha....
"tum dono chalo...i am coming..."maine Arun aur Saurabh se kaha... "tu kaha ja raha hai..."
"goggles to le loon...taki ladayi me main hero dikhu,villain nahi "














Update-113
"goggles to le loon...taki ladayi me main hero dikhu,villain "
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Hum par F.I.R. Karne wale ladke jaal me fans chuke the aur wo ground par hostel ke ladko ke beech ghire hue the...hostel se nikalte waqt maine socha tha ki un dono ladko ki chaddi is samay dar ke karan geeli ho rahi hogi aur wo sabse hath jodkar vinti kar rahe honge ki unhe waha se jane diya jaye...lekin jab main ground par pahucha to waha bilkul bhi waisa nahi tha...jaisa ki maine socha tha....first year ke wo dono ladke is waqt apne dosto se,jo ki unhe jhooth bolkar yaha laye the,unse bahas kar rahe the...wo dono waha khade hostel ke 20 ladko ko dhamki de rahe the aur sath me apne dosto ko bhi...Rajshri Pandey ko maine mamle ki jaanch karne ke liye bheja jiske baad Rajshri Pandey,Rajshri chabate hue mere paas aaya aur bola..
"are kuchh nahi,sale akad rahe hai BC, wo to hum sab aapke intezaar me ruke hue the...warna kab ka sale ko khoon se nahla dete...."
"kya bol rahe hai dono..."
"bol rahe hai ki unpe jisne bhi hath uthaya use wo chun-chun kar marenge..."
"to tum logo ne kya socha hai..."maine waha khade sabhi ladko ki taraf dekhkar puchha...

"kuchh bhi ho jaye Arman bhaiya...hum to aaj pelenge..."
"that's the spirit,..."goggles pahne hue main Arun aur Saurabh ke sath undono ke paas gaya aur waha khade sabhi ladko ko door hatne ka ishara kiya...
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Unke taraf jate hue Maine socha ki ab wo dono ladke atleast mujhe dekhkar to dar hee jayenge aur mujhse maafi bhi magenge...lekin un salo ne is baar bhi mere sixth sense ke imagination ki hatya kar di "Arman, hum tujhse nahi darte...tu ye yaad se apne dimag me bitha le ki ek din tu bhi yahi apne in lalluo ke sath khada hoga aur main tujhe kutte ki tarah marunga...."gusse se bhari apni laal aankhe dikhate hue un dono me se ek ne kaha...jiske baad hostel ke sabhi ladke aage badhe lekin maine sabko wapas peechhe hatne ke liye kaha....
"main to tujhse dar gaya...mujhe maaf kar de..."uski aankho me aankhe dalkar main bola"waise tune kutta mujhe kaha ya khud ko..."
"tujhe kutta kaha bhadwe sale ,MC"
Ye sunkar Hostel ke ladke aur mere dono dost ,jo us samay mere paas hee the,wo use marne ke liye aage badhe hee the ki maine ek baar phhir se sabko rukne ka ishara kiya...
"chal purani baat chhod aur ye bata,mera goggles kaisa lag raha hai...ekdum smart dikh raha hoon na main..."
"tere chutiye goggles ki tarah tu bhi chutiya dikh raha hai.."
Ye sunkar ek baar phhir sab aage badhe ,jinhe rok kar maine kaha"abey tumhi log mar lo,main yaha kya lawda hilane aaya hoon...peechhe jao sab..."
"are Arman bhaiya...chod do sale ko..."Rajshri Pandey ne Rajshri ka ek aur pouch muh me dalte hue chillaya...
Jiske baad maine us ladke ke sar ke baal ko jor se pakadkar kheencha aur use gol-gol ghumane laga... "mere goggles ke baare me kuchh nahi bolne ka...sale khud ki shakal to gadhe ki gand jaisi hai aur mujhe bolta hai ki main handsome nahi hoon..."
jab main uske sar ke baal ko pakad kar gol-gol ghuma raha tha to Arun ne ek hockey stick li aur uske peeth par hockey stick se jordar prahar kiya...jiske baad wo ladka cheekh utha...lekin Arun nahi mana aur hockey stick se use pelta raha.....hum dono ko action me dekhkar bhala Saurabh kaise shant rah sakta hai,Saurabh ne dusare ladke ke kaan par ek mukka jada aur zameen par dhakka dekar use laato se marne laga....wo dono ladke is samay hum teeno ki pitayi se sirf cheekh rahe the ,ro nahi rahe the...jabki main chahta tha ki wo dono rote hue humare pair pakad kar humse maafi ki guhar mare...
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Saurabh dusare ladke ke kabhi muh par to kabhi pet par laat marta aur jab wo ladka peechhe palat jata to Saurabh uske peeth par dhada dhad laat marta,...idhar maine Ek ka bal mazbooti se pakad rakha tha aur Arun apne hath me hockey stick thame uske hath-pair,peeth-pet...tode ja rahe tha....wo dono ladke adhmare se ho gaye the,lekin undono ne sorry abhi tak nahi bola tha....
"BC, teri *** ka lund...mera goggles tod diya tune..."abhi tak maine jiska bal pakad rakha tha uske naak me ek mukka jadte hue kaha aur use zameen par phhek diya....
"tu abhi apne chashme ko chhod aur inki dhunayi kar..."us ladke ke pair par jor se hockey stick marte hue Arun ne kaha....
"lawde,ghar se do books ka paisa magaya tha, uske baad maine books na kharidkar 1351 ka ye goggles kharida aur tu bol raha hai gand tod de is MC ki,taki sala jab kabhi bhi hagne baithe to ise apni galti ka ahsaas ho..."
"jo hukum mere aaka..."bolte hue Arun ne us ladko ko paltaya aur uske pichhwade par hockey stick se

marne laga....
mere goggles ki maut ne mere andar dafan gusse ke jwalamukhi ko bhadka diya tha,maine Arun ko rok kar us ladke ko wapas seedha kiya aur hawa me hath uthakar kaskar ek tamacha uske gaal par mara...jisase mere paancho ungaliyo ka projection uske gaal par ban gaya...uske baad main dusari side gaya aur ek baar phhir se hawa me hath uthakar uske dusare gaal par bhi paancho ungaliyo ke nishan chhap diye...
"hath hata MC..."us ladke ne jab apne dono gaal par hath rakhe to ek laat marte hue maine kaha aur lagatar uske gaal par kaskar thappad marne laga.....
"sorry bol,..."uske muh par ek laat marte hue maine kaha....
"sorry..."dhul aur khoon se sane muh ko kholte hue us ladke ne itna hee kaha.....
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"Arman,ek ne to sorry bol diya...lekin ye sala nahi maan raha...pata nahi is BC ke andar abhi kitna dam baki hai..."dusare ladke par Saurabh ab bhi laat barsaye pada tha....
"tu hat aur dekh ye ek minute me sorry bolega..."
Saurabh ko maine door hataya aur zameen par lot rahe us ladke ke upar dono pair se ek sath kuda..jiske baad uske muh se khoon aur sorry shabd ek sath nikla....
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Un dono ko to main thok chuka tha,lekin mujhe ab gam mere goggles ke tootane ka tha ,kyunki iske liye maine do books ki kurbani di thi...undono ko marne ke baad main waha khada hokar apne chashme ke maut ka dukh mana raha tha ki suddenly mujhe ek idea aaya aur main turant peechhe mudkar un dono ladko ka wallet nikal liya...ek ke wallet me 100-100 ki 4 pattiya thi to ek ki wallet me 1000 aur 500 ki pattiya thi.. un dono ke wallet se kul milakar lagbhag 5000 mile,jinme se maine hazar ka ek-ek note apne dono khas dosto ko diya aur hazar ka ek note waha khade hostel ke laundo ki taraf badhakar do hazar apne jeb me rakh liye.....
"chalo...ab sab khisak lo...idhar se.."Arun ne sabko waha se jane ke liye kaha...
Jab hum sab waha se kuchh doori par aa gaye the tabhi mujhe achanak na jaane phhir se gussa aaya aur main zameen par dard se karah rahe un dono ladko ke paas pahuchkar dono ke muh me ek-ek laat jadkar bola"Arman....ye name apne jehan me bitha le aur ek baat mere andar dil aur daya nahi hai...tum dono jab bhi thik hoge,main tum dono ko phhir se marunga aur isi halat me la patkunga....yaad rakhna aaj se tum dono ke do baap hai ,ek baap ko to tum dono jante ho aur dusara baap main hoon"
"aur main teesara baap..."Arun door se hee chillaya....
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"to ab plan kya hai..."hostel me pahuchkar Arun ne mujhse puchha...
"main soch raha hoon ki 2001 price wala goggles aaj hee mall se le aaun,jo maine last week mall me dekha tha "




Update-114
"to ab plan kya hai..."hostel me pahuchkar Arun ne mujhse puchha...


"main soch raha hoon ki 2001 price wala goggles aaj hee mall se le aaun,jo maine last week mall me dekha "
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"bhad me jaye tera wo goggles aur ab ye bata ki karna kya hai...mujhe ab na jaane kyun aisa lag raha hai ki maine tera sath dekar galat kiya,kahi hum lambe lafde me na fans jaye "apne chehre ko towel se pochhate hue Saurabh ne mere new goggles lene ke plan ko beech me hee rok diya
"ab kaisa lafda be, ab to jo hona tha ho chuka hai...jinhe marna tha unhone maar diya aur jinhe maar khana tha ,unhone bhi maar kha liya...bas topic end "
"beta,topic end nahi hua hai..abhi humne jo action kiya hai uska according to newton's third law humare
action ke badle uske barabar ek reaction to aayega hee aur wo bhi opposite direction me...bole to talwar ab humare gardan ke upar latakne wali hai..."jis towel se Saurabh apna chehra saaf kar raha tha use mere face par fekte hue kaha
"mujhe samajh nahi aata ki log hamesha Newton ke third law ka hee example kyun dete hai, jabki third law se pahle first and second law aata hai...aur waise bhi maine unke reaction ko shuru hone se pahle hee khatam kar diya hai isliye chinta ki koyi baat nahi"
"kya kiya tune aur jab se canteen me meri pelayi hui hai tab se mera tujhpar se vishwas uth sa gaya hai...sale khud to marta hai sath me mujhe bhi marwata hai..."Arun beech me hee tapak pada"mujhe bhi ab aisalag raha hai ki tera sath dekar maine bahut badi galti kar di,kahi un dono ne phhir se security officer me report kar diya to "
"wo to karenge hee"Arun ki fadte hue maine kaha"aur security officer college me bhi aayegi aue hostel me bhi aayegi aur to aur hume apne sath le jaane ki koshish bhi karegi..."
"bose dk, is baar to gaye kaam se, tu humara dost nahi hai..."Arun aur Saurabh ek sath mujhpar chillaye...
"abey gala fadna band karo...pahle mujhe baat to puri karne do..."apni t-shirt utarkar Arun ke face par phhekte hue main bola"apna kallu warden kis din kaam aayega..."
"kya ghanta kaam aayega wo kallu...balki wo to ulta humari aur shikayat kar dega...ek to pahle se hee tu use pasand nahi hai ,upar se ab ye naya locha.."meri t-shirt ko wapas meri taraf fekte hue Arun ne Saurabh se kaha"Saurabh mere bhai, mera bhi sixth sense kuchh-kuchh kaam karne laga hai...aur jaisa ki maine andaza lagaya hai uske hisab se hum dono ke pair security officer walo ne rassi se baandh diye hai aur dande se gand fatat le pel rahe hai.... abki baar to achchhe se chud gaye..."
"chup kar be chodu ,khud to dara hua hai upar se Saurabh ke pichhwade me bhi pin thok raha hai...Saurabh tu yakin maan apna warden apni side lega..."
"sunkar dil ko sukoon mila lekin mujhe aisa lag raha hai ki aisa kuchh bhi nahi hone wala...matlab ki hostel warden bhala humara sath kyun dega "

"our kallu warden will do this for me ,for you,for Arun,for hostel,for hostelers and for Sidar "
"dekh Arman ,abhi jyada dialogue bazi mat chod...warna do ko to pel ke aaya hee hoon,teesara number tera laga dunga...isliye short me bata lekin achchhe se bata..."
"Sidar ne warden ko humari taraf se gawahi dene ke liye mana liya hai,that's it...ab tum dono ke gobar bhare dimag me kuchh ghusa ya phhir german language me samjhaun ya phhir french me ya phhir spanish me..."
"sab samajh gaya " mujhe gale lagate hue Saurabh ne thanks kaha...
"apun bhi sara matter samajh gaya hai , thanks to Sidar ki wo har samay humari madad karne ke liye taiyar rahta hai...beta Arman ,yadi Sidar na hota to teri koyi bhi dal nahi galti...."
"yeah...i know "cigarette ke packet se ek cigarette nikalte hue maine kaha aur dil hee dil me MTL bhai ka humara sath dene ke liye shukriya ada kiya...
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"waise Saurabh,Arman ne kuchh aur bhi promise kiya tha...yaad hai ki bhool gaya..."
Arun ke aisa bolte hee main samajh gaya ki wo mere kis promise ki baat kar raha hai aur main us waqt thoda pareshan sa ho gaya...kyunki dono ko ladayi me shamil karte waqt to maine badi aasani se kah diya tha ki main unke liye Divya aur Vibha ka jugad karunga...lekin mujhe maloom tha ki ye kaam bahut mushkil hai . Vibha ko to main khud bhi abhi tak nahi pata paya tha,isliye Saurabh ka mamla kaise jodu aur Arun ke mamle me to bhayankar khatra tha..kyunki yadi Divya ke baap ko jara si bhi bhanak lag gayi ki uski beti ko college ke kisi ladke ne kiss kiya hai to phhir wo ladka to gaya jaan se.....
"idhar-udhar kya dekh rahe ho Arman babu...apna promise yaad to hai na ya hum dono yaad dilaye..."mere gardan ko peechhe se pakad kar Saurabh ne kaha...
"main abhi aaya..."
un dono se peechha chhudane ke liye main waha se utha hee tha ki Arun kood kar darwaje ke paas pahucha aur darwaja andar se band kar diya...wahi Saurabh ne mere dono hath ko peechhe se pakad kar marodane laga....
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"jaldi se hum dono ke arman pure kar..warna tera khoon kar dunga..."Saurabh ne dhamki di "main to direct bang karunga..."darwaje ke paas khade hokar Arun ne bhi dhamki di...
ab mujhe andaza ho gaya tha ki yadi is waqt maine un dono ko na kaha to ,wo dono mujhe bahut marenge isliye maine is samay un dono ko haan kahne me hee apni bhalayi samjhi aur bola... "Arun tera kaam kuchh dino me ho jayega aur Saurabh tujhe kuchh din ke liye intezaar karna
padega,...kyunki Vibha ko thokne ke liye manana thoda mushkil hai,lekin main ise karunga jaroor...ab to mera hath chhod...."
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Dopahar sham me dhali aur sham raat me tabdil hui aur phhir sawera hua...sawera hote-hote kal ke ground wale kand ki khabar lagbhag har ek ke kano tak pahuch chuki thi...koyi kahta ki first year ke un dono ladko ko Arman ne aur uske dosto ne mara,to koyi kahta ki city wale senior ke sath unka kuchh locha tha , kuchh to ye bhi kahne wale the ki shayad un dono ko Divya ke baap ne mara tha.....undono ki halat is waqt kharab thi aur dono city ke best hospital me admit the...kisi ko shaq na ho isliye main dusare din normal sa behave karte hue normal tarike se college gaya aur sath me beemar hone ka dhansu acting bhi kiya... mera aur mere khas dosto ka andaz wahi tha,jiske liye hum jane jate the...aur class me hum aaj bhi last bench par ladkiyo ke peechhe baithe...bole to hum pahle ki tarah aaj bhi back benchers the...class ke kuchh ladko ne mujhse puchha ki kya maine first year ke ladko ko mara hai...aisa

sawal karne walo ki list me mere class ke sath-sath mera dost Naveen aur kayi teachers bhi shamil the...wo sab jitni bhi baar mujhse ye sawal puchhte mera jawab har baar ek hota aur wo jawab tha ki"main to kal lunch ke baad tabiyat kharab hone ke karan hostel jakar seedhe so gaya tha....mujhe to aaj college aane par is jhagde ke bare me maloom chala..."
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Mos ki chalti class ke beech me humare hod sir class me ghuse aur mujhe principal ke office me chalne ke liye kaha ,jaha principal sir aur three star ki khakhi vardi pahne hue ek security officer wala mera intezaar kar raha tha.....
"may i come in sir..."rukhe aawaz me maine principal sir se andar aane ki ijaajat mangi....
kisi ko mujhpar shaq na ho isliye maine aaj na to sar me tel lagaya tha aur na hee kanghi kiya tha...jisase mere sar ke baal bikhare hue the aur mere beemar hone ki gawahi de rahe the...principal ke office me aate waqt maine apni do ungaliyo ko aankho me daal liya tha,jisase meri aankhe is waqt ekdum laal thi aur jalan paida kar rahi thi....jisase main three star ki vardi dharan kiye security officerwale ko yakin dila saku main sachmuch me beemar hoon aur bada kast jhelkar college aaya hoon,fala khud ko galat hote hue bhi sahi sabit karne ke dhun me maine brush tak nahi kiya tha jisase is waqt mere muh se ek shandar khushbu bhi nikal rahi thi jiska asar waha par baithe principal sir aur us security officerwale par ho raha
tha.... mujhe sardi bilkul bhi nahi thi lekin main waha principal ke office me khada hokar apne naak ko surkarta aur beech-beech me khasta...aisi acting karte hue ek samay jab maine khasne ka jhootha abhinay kiya to us waqt mujhe sach me joro ki khansi aa gayi aur meri aankh laal ho gayi ,ye khansi itni jabarjast thi ki mere aankho se aansu bhi nikal aaye aur muh se laar bhi tapak gaya
"are bhai,pani pilao isko..."three star ki vardi pahne hue us shaks ne kaha aur mujhe apne paas,bagal wali chair me bithaya...

[Samrock19797]

Chapter-33: Desire of Kiss
Update-115
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Waise Mujhe beemar bankar principal ke office me aane ki koyi jaroorat nahi thi ,kyunki humara hostel warden already humare paksha me gawahi dene ke liye taiyar tha...jiske baad koyi kuchh nahi kar sakta tha, lekin maine sar me tel aur balo me kanghi isliye nahi kiya kyunki main dekhna chahta tha ki yadi Sidar ka hath mere sar par nahi hota to kya main tab bhi khud ko bachane me kamyab hota, main ye experiment karna chahta tha ki yadi Sidar ka power mere sath nahi hota to kya main tab bhi khud ko powerful sabit kar pata ya nahi, ye experiment thoda hatkar tha aur sath me humare college ki laboratory me hone wale boring experiment se jyada interested bhi tha, so i did....lekin mera ye experiment tab fail ho gaya jab mere side wali chair me three star ki vardi pahne hue us security officerwale ne meri taraf jhuk kar kaha...
"mere kandhe par three star yun hee nahi lagi hai mister....mujhe haqiqat ki khansi aur dikhawe me farak karna bahut acchhi tarah aata hai,tune kya mujhe apne college ka teacher samajh rakha jise tu jab chahe tab bewkoof bana de...huh"
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Us security officerwale ke aisa kahte hee meri saans mano ek pal ke liye rook gayi thi,main uski taraf ektak dekhe ja raha tha...
"Paseena saaf kar lo..."us three star wale ne ab principal ki taraf dekhte hue kaha"is par un dono ladko ke dosto ne report ki hai aur report ke mutabik isne first year ke dono ladko ko hostel ke paas wale ground par le jakar buri tarah se mara,peeta...jiski vajah ye ho sakti hai ki unhone kuchh dino pahle hee ispar F.I.R. Kiya tha,jiska badla isne unhe buri tarah se markar liya...ise humare sath security officer station chalna hoga....tu to gaya beta lambe se"
"main to pareshan ho gaya hoon is ladke se...main ek kaam karta hoon,iske gharwalo ko khabar karke kah deta hoon ki iski T.C. College se le jaye aur ise security officer station se le jaye..."Principal sir ne meri taraf dekhkar gusse se kaha aur bahar khade peon ko andar bulaya
Jab peon Principal ke cabin me aaya to Principal sir ne use mere admission form se mere ghar ka contact number lane ko kaha...
Meri khansi ye sab dekhkar ek dum thik ho chuki thi,ab aankh bhi laal se safed ho gayi thi aur mera pura sharir paseene se bheeg chuka tha aur yahi wo waqt tha jab Sidar ke power ka use karke khud ko bachaya ja sakta tha...
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"Plan no. 2 activated...."maine khud se kaha aur phhir apne chehre par aaye paseene ko saaf karke bola"Sir,aap bevajah mere gharwalo ko pareshan kar rahe hai...maine kuchh kiya hee nahi hai ,main to kal recess ke baad se hee hostel me kambal oodhkar soya hua tha..."
"sach me "mujhpar tirachhi nazar marte hue three star wale ne puchha....
"yadi aapko yakin na ho to humare hostel warden se puchh lijiye...unhi ke room se main fever ki tablet aur zandu balm lekar gaya tha...jiske baad main apne room me jakar so gaya aur raat ke 9 baje meri neend warden ke uthane se khuli...jo us samay hostel ka round laga rahe the..."
Ye sunte hee Principal sir ne samne rakhe phone se hostel ke phone par ghanti mari,jiske baad humare warden ne unhe wahi sab bataya jo maine abhi-abhi bataya tha....
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"sorry ,par Arman sach kah raha hai aur meri authority mujhe ijjajat nahi deti ki main kisi student ko

bevajah pareshan karu...."Principal sir ne apna chashma table par rakhte hue security officerwale se kaha aur phhir wapas apne chashme ko aankho me fit karte hue ek A-4 size ke paper me kuchh likh kar,college ke seal ka thappa lagaya aur us kagaj ko security officerwale ke hath me saunp diya......
uske baad security officerwale ne kuchh der mujhe dekha aur wo kagaj lekar waha se chalta bana....
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Principal ke office se bahar nikal kar maine ek mast lambi saans li aur thanda pani peekar class ki taraf khushi se kudate-fandate gaya...is samay dammo rani ki class chal rahi thi ,pahle to usne mujhe andar aane ki permission nahi di lekin jab maine use bataya ki mujhe principal sir ne ek urgent kaam se bulaya tha to wo maan gayi aur mujhe andar aane ke liye....
"BC, meri jagah par ise kyun baithaya...ab kya main zameen par baithu..."ladkiyo ke peechhe wali bench par 7 ladko ko baithe dekhkar main dheere se chillaya aur ek side apna pichhwada tika kar baith gaya..... "Arman, aaya samajh me ki answer kaise aaya..."chalti class ke beech me damyanti ne mujhe khada karke puchha....
"sab samajh me aa gaya mam..."(lawda samajh me aaya, mujhe to ye tak nahi maloom ki question kya tha,sali chudi chudai aurat...)
"to phhir samne aakar explain karo..."
"aaj thoda...aannhhhh "jor se khaste hue maine kaha aur phhir rumal nikal kar naak saaf kiya"aaj tabiyat kharab hai mam, kabhi aur explain karunga..."
"ok,sit down..." "thanks "
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Dammo gayi to dammo ke baad MS ka teacher aa tapka aur bhaka bhak likhwana shuru kar diya, sala ek to dhang se baitha nahi tha upar se wo aise speed me bole ja raha tha jaise ki uske gand me kisi ne lund daal diya ho, bakchod kahi ka.....
"MC, baad me kaun aaya hai...wo uthkar apni jagah jaye..."frustation me main bhadak utha.... "koyi kahi nahi jayega...jisko problem ho wo dusare bench me jakar baithe..."
"sun be ,yadi aisa hai to bhool ja phhir ki Divya se main teri setting karwaunga..." "sorry yar,tu to bura maan gaya..."
"bura wo manta hai jiske paas bur hota hai aur mere paas bur nahi lund hai "
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Meri ye dhamki asar kar gayi aur Arun ne turant waha se 3 ladko ko aage bhaga diya ,ab waha sabse peechhe wali bench par sirf main,Arun,Saurabh aur Sulabh baithe the...MS wala teacher ab bhi bhaka bhak speed se likhaye pada tha bina is baat ki parvaah kiye ki aadhe se adhik laundo-laundiyo ne likhna band kar diya hai...lekin hum charo ab bhi likh rahe the aur sath-sath me bakchodi bhi kar rahe thi....
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"beta mujhe kuchh do,warna main sabko bata dunga ki un dono ko tum logo ne hee thoka hai..."humari bhaka bhak likhayi ke beech me Sulabh bola...
"bol kya chahiye tujhe...car,bunglow,damyanti ki chut...tu bol kya chahiye tujhe...tu kahe to tere liye chand-sitare tod kar le aaun "
"rahne de ,tu bas teen din ke canteen ka bill de dena Arun...aur tu Saurabh,tu baki ke teen din ka bill de dena...."
"hum dono apne lund par hath rakh kar tujhe vachan dete hai..."Arun aur Saurabh ne ek sath kaha aur apna ek-ek hath apne lund par rakh liya...
"aur tu Arman..."Sulabh ki nazare ab mujhpar jam gayi...

"main tujhe humari agli fight me shamil karunga...."
"ye hui baat,tu hee hai mera sachcha mitra...i love you "
"i love you too...chal ek pappi de "mazak karte hue main Sulabh ki taraf badha hee tha ki MS wale sir ki nazar hum par pad gayi aur wo jor se cheekha"kya yar,ye tum log kya kar rahe ho...besharmi ki bhi had hoti hai..."
"kuchh nahi sir,wo Sulabh ke aankh me kuchh ghus gaya tha,bas use nikal raha tha..." bina deri kiye main jhatpat bol utha...
"mujhe mat sikha tu...aur yadi agli baar se aisi harkat ki to maar-maar ke bharta bana dunga...samjha..." "sab samajh gaya sir..."
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"abey usne hum dono ko gay to nahi samajh liya..."kuchh der baad Sulabh ne puchha... "yahi to pyar hai pagle aur waise bhi wo humara kya ukhad lega..."
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Uske baad jab tak college chala Arun meri jaan khata raha wo mujhse kayi baar puchh chuka tha ki main uski,Divya se setting kab karwa raha hoon...jawab me maine use kuchh der rukne ke liye kaha aur jab college off hua to bahar nikalte waqt maine Arun ka mobile manga....
"ab kya karega mere mobile ka..."
"Sidar ka number off aa raha hai ,ek messege kar deta hoon ki sab kuchh control me hai..." "to tera mobile kaha gaya..."
"messege pack nahi hai unkil..."
Arun se maine kuchh der ke liye mobile liya aur phhir use wapas kar diya....jab hum dono college se hostel ki taraf aa rahe the tabhi Arun achanak apne mobile ko dekhte hue khushi se road par hee gir pada....
"mirgi maar gayi kya be "
"abey Arman...ye dekh..."Arun ne road par lete-lete apna mobile meri taraf badhaya ,maine uske hath se mobile liya aur mobile ki screen par nazar dali....
"i love you too....Sender:-Divya..."padhte hue maine Arun ko hath dekar uthaya...
Ab Arun ki chaal hee badal gayi thi...jaha har din college ke baad humari halat kharab ho jati thi,wahi aaj Divya ke ek messege ne Arun ke andar energy la di thi...wo is samay us chhote bachche ki tarah khush ho raha tha,jise uska man pasand khilauna lakar de diya gaya ho....wo bar-bar Divya ke messege ko padhta aur beech-beech me mobile ki screen ko chumne lagta...to kabhi apne mobile ko seene se lagakar Divya ka name lene lagta....pure raste bhar Arun ne aisi harkate karke mujhe pakaya aur jab hum hostel ke samne aa gaye to wo rook gaya....
"ab kya hua be..."
"dekha be,apun ki smartness ke aage Divya flat ho gayi...usne mujhe khud propose kiya...ab manta hai na ki main tujhse aur Saurabh se jyada handsome hoon...lekin mujhe ek baat samajh nahi ki isne i love you TOO ,kyun likhkar bheja..."
"wo isliye mere lallu dost kyunki tune use I Love You ka messege likh kar bheja tha isliye usne i love you too ,likhkar reply kiya "
Ye sunkar Arun phhir se zameen me girne hee wala tha ki maine use pakad liya, "maine kab kiya be use messege..."
"tune nahi,maine kiya tha messege...tere mobile se uske number par...kuchh yaad aaya ya flashback me le jaun..."

"bose dk ,tune mujhse kaha tha ki tu Sidar ko messege karega " "chal bol papa "





Update-116
"tune nahi,maine kiya tha messege...tere mobile se uske number par...kuchh yaad aaya ya flashback me le jaun..."


"bose dk ,tune mujhse kaha tha ki tu Sidar ko messege "


"chal bol "
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Main aaj tak yahi sochta tha ki meri theory hamesha ladkiyo ke mamle me fail hoti hai lekin us din mujhe ye bhi maloom chal gaya ki Arun bhi un chand great humans me shamil hai...jinpar mera sixth sense kabhi-kabhi fail ho sakta hai....mujhe ye ummid thi ki jab Arun ko mere dwara Divya ke mobile par i love you ,wale messege ka pata hoga to wo mujhe gale lagayega aur bolega ki"Arman kal tere canteen ka bill main bharunga" ya phhir aaj raat ke daru ka pura paisa wo dega....lekin sala yaha to meri sari soch ka hee kriyakaram ho gaya....main chup chap hostel ke andar apne room ki taraf ja raha tha aur Arun mujhe galiya bake ja raha tha...
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"abey lawde,tera dimag ghas charne gaya hai kya,..yadi Divya i love you,wala messege apne bhai ya apne baap ko dikha deti to mera kya haal hota...yadi usne bhoole se bhi wo messege humare principal ko dikha deti to aaj hee main college-nikala ghosit ho jata...."
"tu itna bhadak kyun raha hai,aisa kuchh bhi to nahi hua na..."
Itna achchha kaam karne ke baad Arun ki galiya sunne se gussa mujhe bhi aa raha tha, Arun ki body ki tarah mere bhi body ka temperature badh raha tha...lekin kaise bhi karke maine apne body temperature ko 25°C par maintain karke rakha hua tha kyunki wo apun ka solid dosit tha....
"aisa kuchh bhi nahi hua ka kya matlab be...tu hamesha chutiya rahega..baklund kahi ka...ullu sale,kutte,kameene..."mujhe dhakka dete hue Arun ne kaha...
Arun ka ye dhakka seedhe mere left side me asar kiya aur maine apne bistar ke neeche rakha hua hockey stick uthaya aur bola...
"sun be jhandu ,yadi aage ek shabd bhi bola to ye danda tere gand me ghusakar muh se nikalunga...yadi gand me itna hee dam tha to phhir mujhe kyun bola ki main tujhe Divya ki chummi dilaun, ja ke khud

kyun nahi maang li...ek to sala ehsaan karu upar se gali bhi khaun...sahi hai beta,bilkul sahi hai..isich ko kahte hai hawan karte hue hath jalna....chal fut idhar se abhi aur yadi apne sale Gautam aur apne Sasur ka tujhe itna hee dar tha to phhir dimag se paidal us Divya se ishq hee kyun ladaya...beta ye pyar- mohabbat wo meethi kheer nahi,jise ghar me teri mummy samne wali table par rakhkar kahti hai ki kha le beta,kheer bahut meethi bani hai jiske baad tu apna muh faadkar sara ka sara nigal jata hai aur dakar bhi nahi marta...ye pyar-mohabbat wo meethi kheer hai jise khane ke baad bande ki jeebh se lekar kaleja aur aakhir me gand tak jal jati hai...isliye yadi guts hai tabhi maal ke peechhe pado,warna unhe peechhe chhod do...aur tune kya bola mujhe...."
"maaf kar dijiye jahapanah aur meri fadna band kariye...aap kahe to main Ganga nadi ke beech me jakar dono kaan pakad kar uthak-baithak laga lunga...."
"ab aaya na line par..." "ab aage kya karu..."
"facebook chala aur usko apni adat dalwa de...taki jab tu usase ek pal ke liye bhi door rahe to wo tadap jaye,tujhse baat karne ko..wo bechain ho uthe tujh jaise badsurat ko dekhne ke liye....phhir dekhna wo chummi bhi degi aur chusegi bhi..."
"kya chusegi "
"honth...honth chusegi,waise tune kya socha tha " "maine bhi honth hee socha tha "
"bas mere bataye raste par chalte rah...kuchh hee dino me wo maze se legi bhi aur maze se degi bhi..." "ye kya bak raha hai be kutte..."
"mera matlab to gift se tha,ab bhai jab tum dono couple ho hee gaye ho to ek-dusare ko gift to doge hee na aur beta jara sambhal kar use daru mat de dena gift me..."
"oh! Samajh gaya..."
"bas tu mere nakshe kadam par chal,Divya apne aage se bhi legi aur peechhe se bhi legi..." "mujhe maloom hai tere kahne ka matlab gift hai..."
"galat...mera kahne ka matlab Lund tha,matlab ki wo aage bhi lund legi aur pichhwade me bhi lund legi.. "ye bolte hee main turant waha se kalti ho gaya aur Arun hockey stick lekar
mujhe daudane laga......
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"Arman,yahi par rok de yar...abki baar teesara call aaya hai office se,main chalta hoon..."Varun apne vibrate hote mobile ko hath me pakad kar bola...Varun taiyar to pahle se tha isliye usne ek minute me shoe pahne aur flat se nikal gaya.....
Varun ke jane ke baad mere hontho par ek muskan thi...ye muskan us waqt ki thi ,jab Arun mujhe dhamkiya dete hue pure hostel me dauda raha tha...sala wo bhi kya pal the,..kahne ko to humara hostel kisi five star hotel ki tarah alishan to nahi tha...lekin humare liye humara hostel kisi five star hotel se kam bhi nahi tha...hostel ki bejaan si deewaro,darwajo jin par hum aksar pen se drawing aur college ke teachers ke cartoon banaya karte the ,un bhaddi si deewaro se hume ek lagav sa ho gaya tha...aur aaj phhir dil kar raha tha ki un bejaan si bhaddi deewaro ke beech rahu, aaj phhir dil kar raha tha ki apne teachers ke cartoon un bejaan si deewaro par banau aur hostel ke bathroom me jakar sperm donate karu...par ye mumkin nahi tha aur shayad samay ka chakra hee ek aisi ghatna thi,jiske samne maine haar mani thi....
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"abey oye muh band kar le..." mujhe jor se hilate hue Arun bola"isi duniya me hai na ya phhir kisi alien ke sath dusare planet ki sair kar raha hai..."
"main to apne swarg ki sair kar raha tha aur tune mujhe waha se kheench liya...sale tu hamesha mere khas pal ke beech me hee kyun aakar tapak padta hai..."
"wo isliye kyunki maine teri email id check ki aur Nisha ke sare messege padh dale..." "ye tune kya kiya..."
"abey react to aise raha hai,jaise maine teri gand maar li ho..." "lekin phhir bhi tujhe aisa nahi karna chahiye tha...ye galat hai.."
"kuchh galat nahi hai beedu aur jakar inbox check kar 40 minutes pahle Nisha darling ne messege bheja hai..."
"sach...!"waha se turant uthkar main computer ke paas pahucha aur apna inbox check kiya...Nisha ne aaj ek messege bheja tha lekin wo unread messege ke option me nahi tha jiska saaf-saaf shudh matlab tha ki mere vishudh dost ne Nisha ka ye messege bhi padh liya hai....
"dusaro ke messege padhne ki teri aadat abhi tak gayi nahi..."bolte hue maine Nisha ka messege open kiya...
Nisha ne apne messege me likha tha ki uski condition ab aur bhi kharab ho chuki hai...ab yadi uski koyi friend bhi milne aati hai to use ,Nisha se milne nahi diya jata...uske baap ne ghar ke bahar do guards aur lagwa diye hai jisase uska nikalna ab to namumkin hee hai...Nisha ne apne messege me likha tha ki use raat ko jabarjasti jaldi sula diya jata hai...yadi wo neend na aane ka bahana karti hai to uske maa-baap use neend ki goliya khane ki salah dete hai aur uske baad sabse buri khabar Nisha ne apne messege me ye di thi ki uske ghar ke bahar chaukidari karne wale gurad ne uske baap ko bata diya hai ki Nisha ka ek ladke ke sath chakkar hai...lekin wo guard mera name nahi janta isliye filhal mujhe chinta karne ki koyi jaroorat nahi hai...Nisha ne mujhe salah bhi di thi ki main uke ghar ke aas-paas bhi nazar na aaun,warna wo guard mujhe pahchan lega.....at the end, Nisha ne aakhir is messege ke jariye ek khushkhabari de hee di,wo khushkhabari ye thi ki abhi se thik ek ghante baad Nisha online rahegi....
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"abhi tak kya kam musibat thi ,jo teri us laila ke guard ne beech me entry maar di..."mere peechhe se Arun bola...
Main peechhe muda to dekha ki Arun apne ghutno me hath rakhe jhuk kar computer screen me nazar gadaye hue tha...
"abey tu mera messege kyun padh raha hai ...chal bhag yaha se..." "ek shart par..."
"bol.."
"tu ghar wapas chalega..."
"rahne de,koyi jaroorat nahi...tu mera messege dekh sakta hai..."badbadate hue maine kaha...
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"hi...how are you"thik ek ghante baad Nisha ka messege aaya...jise dekhkar mera seena khushi ke mare 5 inch jyada phhool gaya...
"accident ho gaya hai mera aur main jald hee aids ki beemari se marne wala " "aisa kyun bol rahe ho..."
"mujhe ye hi...bye..how are you...jaise sentences se nafrat hai.." "kkk...mera last messege mila ,jo maine aaj subah kiya tha..." "haan mil gaya..."
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"ab kaha mar gayi..."jab kuchh der tak Nisha ka reply nahi aaya to maine messege send kiya... "yahi hoon,..."
"to phhir itna shant kyun hai..." "maine socha ki tum kuchh bologe..."
"jyada mat soch...aur waise mujhe sach me kuchh kahna tha..." "kya..."
"chummi degi "
Maine jaise hee ye likhkar SEND button ko click kiya Arun "Yesss" bolte hue jor se hawa me kuda... "tu kyun khush ho raha hai be "
"kuchh nahi yar,bhai hai tu mera..."
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"humare milne ka koyi chance nahi Arman "
Nisha ke is reply par Maine bistar se Varun ka goggles uthaya,jo shayad wo apne sath le jana bhool gaya tha aur use pahankar type kiya"well,i have a plan "













Update-117
Nisha ke is reply par Maine bistar se Varun ka goggles uthaya,jo shayad wo apne sath le jana bhool gaya tha aur goggles pahankar type kiya"well,i have a tere ghar me neend ki kayi goliya hongi...right" "wrong...kal hee khatam ho gayi.."
"dayan kahi ki...koyi expired medicine hai..." "haan...lekin ye tum kyun puchh rahe ho.."
"kyunki main tumse ab Nagpur ke best hospital me milne wala hoon..."
"main koyi expiry tablets ya medicine nahi lene wali...samjhe..dimag kharab hai kya tumhara"
"tere dimag ka fuze ud gaya hai kya...expiry medicine tujhe nahi tere baap ko...sorry uncle ji ko khilani hai...taki unki tabiyat kharab ho aur jab wo hospital me admit honge tab apun dono ka taka bhidega...kya bolti ,solid idea hai na..."
"ekdum bakwas idea hai...tum aisa soch bhi kaise sakte ho...."
" dimag se "jamhayi lete hue maine aage type kiya"are tension mat le..aisi goli,dawayi se kuchh nahi hota...maine khud par bahut baar experiment kiya hai...."
"aaawwwww...."

"kya aaawwww "
"tumne abhi kaha ki tumne khud par experiment kiya hai..."
"haan, jab bhi exam me mere kam marks aate ya phhir mujhse koyi galti ho jati to gharwalo ki daant se bachne ke liye main yahi karta tha..kyunki main tab kuchh ghanto ke liye beemar ho jata tha..jiske baad koyi kuchh nahi bolta tha...yakin maan uncle ji ka jyada se jyada sar dard karega ya phhir behosh ho jayenge..."
"sach..."
"ab khoon se likh kar du kya.."
"thik hai...lekin mere dad ko medicine dega kaun..."
"main dunga...main tere ghar aaunga aur tere baap se...sorry uncle ji se kahunga ki sasur ji main aapka damad hoon...uske baad main apne sasur ji ke sath khana khaunga aur chupke se medicine unke khane me mila dunga...simple.."
"kya tum sach me aisa karoge, mujhe to ye dangerous lag raha hai...lekin koyi baat nahi ,main tumhare aane ka intejaar karungi..."
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Nisha ka ye messege padhte hee maine goggles nikal kar bistar par feka aur jor se chillaya"hey bhagwan,tune ladkiyo ko dimag kyun nahi diya...yadi tune inko dimag diya hota to ye hum masoom ladko ka dimag nahi khati...."
Maine gusse me apne sar ke baal bhi noche aur phhir wapas jakar computer ke samne baith gaya... "dekh Nisha...main ab jo bol raha hoon thik waisa hee karna aur please...please...please apna dimag mere is plan me mat lagana sabse pahle to koyi expiry medicine dhoondh aur apne baap...sorry yar, matlab uncle ji ke khane peene me dabi se mila dena aur haan jyada mat daal dena..."
Nisha ke offline hone se pahle maine use apna number bhi de diya aur kaha ki jab uske dad ki tabiyat kharab ho jaye to wo ambulance walo ko call kare then mauka milte hee mere number par call kar de aur usi call ke dauran aage kya karna hai,main use bataunga....
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"ek baat bata..."jab main computer shut down kiya to Arun bola"tune beech me goggles kyun pahna...video chat to tum dono kar nahi rahe the phhir baba aadam ke jamane ki text chatting me tune goggles kyun pahna..."
"main to tujhe line maar raha tha..wo kya hai ki main tujhe pata kar thokna chahta hoon ...jo kaam main char saal me nahi kar paya ,wo main ab karne wala hoon... Chal chalti kya 11 se 12 ke show me..."ghadi ki taraf dekhte hue main bola"actually apun jab bhi goggles pahnata hai to ek damdar feelings aati hai...mujhe aisa lagta hai jaise ki main kuchh bhi kar sakta..."
"apni gand bhi maar sakta hai "
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Arun ne khana banaya aur maine khana khaya...ek ghante pahle maine Nisha ko jo plan bataya tha usme risk tha,kyunki yadi kahi medicine ne Nisha ke baap par reaction kar diya to bahut badi dikkat ho sakti thi aur in sabka doshi main hota...mujhe ab bhi yakin nahi ho raha tha ki maine Nisha ke baap ki jaan sirf ek kiss ke liye daanv par laga di thi...khair ye sach tha aur ye karnama karne ka idea mera hee tha isliye main is samay ab apne plan ke back up ke baare me soch raha tha....lekin dimag tha ki future me hone wale hospital ke us scene ki imagination kar raha tha ,jab main aur Nisha
"sala mere ko ab bhi yakin nahi ho rela hai ki maine sirf ek kiss ke liye itna sab kuchh kiya..." "ab kya kar diya be tune...aaja daru piyega..."

"waise to i love daru more than girls...lekin is samay ye formula change karna hai..isliye no daru, do chakhna.."
Arun ko dekhkar aur Nisha ke baap ke baare me sochkar mujhe college ke dino ka mera ek experiment yaad aaya jab maine Arun ke naye shirt aur jeans pahanne ke liye use expiry tablets khila di thi sala subah se sham tak sar pakad kar rota raha tha....
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"Arman maine dad ko medicine de di hai...wo is samay behosh hai aur mom bahut pareshan hai..." "good...reps added "
"mujhe bahut dar lag raha hai Arman..mujhe ab na jaane kyun aisa lag raha hai ki hume ye nahi karna
chahiye tha..."
"mujhe bhi ab yahi lag raha hai " "kyaaaa...par tumne to kaha tha ki..."
"chal bye..sasur ji ko lekar hospital pahuch ,main bhi udharich milta hoon..."
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Call disconnect karne ke baad maine Varun ki bike uthayi aur hospital ke liye nikal pada...waise maine Nisha se hospital ka name nahi puchha tha lekin mujhe 101 % maloom tha ki Nisha ka rahis baap Nagpur ke sabse best hospital me admit hoga aur meri ye soch ekdum sahi nikli...
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Jis room me Nisha ke dad admit the waha ka nazara bilkul jana pahchana tha..jaisa ki aksar hota hai,Nisha ka baap bed par behosh pada tha ,uske hath me glucose ki ek botal sui chhedkar chadhayi gayi thi...aur Nisha apne maa ke sath bed ke aas-paas udas baithi hui thi....
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"kya haal hai uncle ka..."Nisha ko call karke maine kaha...
Call recieve karne ke baad Nisha mujhe baat karne me thoda hichkicha rahi thi jiski vajah uske paas baithi uski maa thi...
"mom, aapne neeche jakar form bhar diya kya..."call hold me rakh kar Nisha ne apni maa se puchha... "nahi..."
"aap jayiye main yaha baithi hoon..."
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"Arman tumne bilkul galat kiya...tumhe zara sa bhi andaja hai ki dad ki halat kya hai..wo pichhale do ghante se behosh pade hai..."
"don't worry, main bhagwan hoon ,meri izazat ke bina is duniya ka ek patta bhi nahi hil sakta..." "ye mazak ka waqt nahi hai...waise tum ho kaha"
"bahar khada hoon..."
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Jab Nisha ki maa lift se neeche chali gayi to main us room ke andar aaya jaha Nisha ke pappa ji bistar par expire ho chuki goli khakar apni neend puri kar rahe the....andar ghuste hee maine darwaja lock kiya aur parde ko khiska diya taki yadi bahar se koyi tapori andar nazar mare to use kuchh na dikhe....
"dad ,jaag jayenge to problem ho jayegi..."jab maine Nisha ko kaskar pakda to wo boli...
"iska bhi jugad hai..."bolte hue maine Nisha ka ek hath pakda aur uske lambe-lambe nakhoon se uske dad ke talwe par kharonch mari...
"sasur ji so rahe hai..."Nisha ke dad ke sharir par koyi hal chal na dekh kar maine kaha aur Nisha ke hontho ko apne hontho se jakad liya...










Update-118
"sasur ji so rahe hai..."Nisha ke dad ke sharir par koyi hal chal na dekh kar maine kaha aur Nisha ke hontho ko apne hontho se jakad liya...
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Nisha ko kiss karne ke baad maine formality nibhate hue uska haal chal puchha aur wo bhi formality nibhate hue ladkiyo ke ghise pite andaz me boli "i am fine..what about you " jabki main janta tha ki wo in dino kuchh pareshan si hai...Nisha ne ye formality nibhayi ye jante hue bhi ki main sab kuchh janta hoon...us thode se waqt me jab main uske sath tha wo har pal muskurane ka jhootha natak karti rahi...wo mujhe ye show kar rahi thi ki wo bahut khush hai...jabki main uski aankho ko dekh kar hee samajh gaya tha ki wo aisa bartaav sirf mera dil rakhne ke liye kar rahi hai....jab main waha se ja raha tha tab wo bahut khush nazar aa rahi thi, usne mujhpar"bye...take care yourself "jaisa ghisa pita dialogue bhi phhek ke mara...lekin main janta tha ki usne juban se to jane ke liye kah diya...lekin dil se wo nahi chahti thi ki main jaun....wo is waqt andar se kuchh aur...aur bahar se kuchh aur thi...wo ye soch rahi thi ki main uski jhoothi hansi aur uski jhoothi muskan par yakin karke ye maan jaunga ki wo sach me bahut khush hai...jabki wo khud mujhe har din meri email id par apne pareshaniyo ko text form me convert karke mujhe send karti thi....jab baat ekdum najuk situation ki ho to ghisa pita dialogue har kisi ke muh se nikal jata hai...mere bhi muh se nikla...
" thik hai to phhir main chalta hoon...apna khayal rakhna aur uncle ka bhi..."Nisha ko maine ek mobile dete hue kaha..."ye mera mobile hai,ise sambhal kar rakh aur ye bata tu mobile rakhti kaha hai jo sasur ji har baar pakad lete hai...mujhse seekh hostel college time me main 3 saal hostel me raha aur teeno saal mobile apne paas rakha lekin mujhe kabhi koyi pakad nahi paya...mere college ke jane mane kayi teachers jo khud ko Sherlock holmes ki aulad samajhte the wo kabhi mere mobile ka deedar nahi kar paye...."
Nisha ko samjha-bujha kar jab main bahar aa hee raha tha ki tabhi meri sasu maa darwaja khol kar andar tapak padi aur mujhe dekh kar wo Nisha ki taraf sawaliya nazaro se dekhne lagi....Sasu maa ki harkato ko dekh kar main samajh gaya ki wo kis uljhan me hai...
"main yaha jhadu marne aaya tha, lekin room pahle se chaka chak hai..ab main chalta hoon..."ye bolkar maine turant waha se kalti mari aur wapas apne flat ki taraf jane laga....
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Hospital se apne room aate waqt main har pal bas Nisha ke baare me sochta raha ki kitna natak kar rahi thi khush hone ka...phhir mera dhyan Nisha ke baap par gaya jo bed par behosh lete hue the...unki halat dekh kar mujhe thoda kharab laga.
"ye maine kya kiya...sirf ek kiss ke liye Nisha ke baap ki ye halat kar di...mujhe aisa nahi karna chahiye tha...it's too bad "
maine khud ko gali di ,bahut bura bhala kaha ye sochkar ki ab ye khayalat mere dimag se chale jayenge..lekin jaise-jaise waqt beet raha tha main sirf aur sirf Nisha ke dad ke baare me hee soch raha

tha aur ye hona hee tha kyunki mere 1400 gm ke vajan wale dimag ka ye ek side effect tha ki main had se jyada kisi topic par sochta hoon aur had se jyada kisi kaam ko karne ke liye utawala rahta hoon...main kabhi ye sochta hee nahi ki falana kaam mujhse nahi hoga ya falana pareshani main door nahi kar paunga...is samay apne room ki taraf jate hue bhi main Nisha ke baap ke baare me had se jyada soch raha tha...main soch raha tha ki yadi Nisha ka baap thik na hua to .....? Yadi Nisha ke baap ki halat aur nazuk ho gayi to ......?yadi Nisha ka baap expiry meidicine ke reaction ke karan mar gaya to.....?
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Ye mere sath pahli baar nahi ho raha tha jab main itna aage ki soch raha tha, aisa kayi baar mere sath pahle bhi ho chuka tha...mere ek dost ne jab suicide (A Dead Dream ) kiya tha tab main kayi raat tak bas isiliye nahi so paya tha kyunki mera dimag har waqt bas usi incident ki rat lagaye rahta tha...mere dimag me mera wo mara hua dost bahut dino tak zinda raha aur aksar raat ko wo mujhe mere room ke darwaje ke paas hath me farsa liye khada dikhta tha...
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Mera brain bhi kitna ghan chakkar tha jisne baat kaha se kaha pahucha di thi...main is topic par aur bhi jyada khoya rahta yadi samne se guzar rahe ek shaks ne mujhe dekhkar chalane ki naseehat na di hoti to..
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"kaha tha be aur tera mobile kaha hai...kitni der se call kar raha hoon lekin tu koyi responce hee nahi deta..."room ke andar ghuste hee Varun ne puchha...
"Nisha ko dekar aa raha hoon apna mobile..."bina uski taraf dekhe main samne wali table ke paas gaya aur draw kholkar cigarette ki packet nikali...
"sala aaj bahut bhayankar accident ho jata,.."teen-char kash lagatar maar kar maine kaha aur Varun ki taraf dekha....Varun ki taraf dekhte hee cigarette ka jo dhua mere seene me tha wo andar hee rah gaya aur main jor se khasne laga....kyunki is waqt waha Varun ke sath-sath Sonam bhi maujood thi...maine jis hath me cigarette pakad rakhi thi use peechhe karke deewar se ghiskar bujha diya aur cigarette wahi phhek di...
"Arun kaha hai..."Varun ki taraf dekh kar maine puchha...
"balcony ki taraf dekho...tumhara dost pichhale ek ghante se balcony me khada hokar mujhe line de raha hai..."

"tum dono apna karyakram jari rakho...main aata hoon..."bolkar main balcony ki taraf badha ,jaha se Arun taktaki lagaye Sonam ko dekh raha tha...
"palake bhi jhapka lo unkil...warna aankh nikal kar bahar aa jayengi.." "are Arman tu..."
"nahi...main Arman nahi balki koyi bhoot hoon.."
"comedy mat mar aur Varun ki item ko dekh...sali kya lapapap khana khaye ja rahi " "tu ek baat bata ki tu khane ke liye laar tapka raha hai ya Sonam ke liye laar tapka raha hai..." "dono ke liye "
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"Nisha ke dad ki halat kaisi hai ab Arman..."andar se Sonam ne aawaz lagayi... "ekdum badhiya...kuchh hee der me pahle ki tarah khelne-kudne lagenge..."
"Nisha ne mujhe call karke bataya tha ki uske dad ki tabiyat kharab ho gayi hai..."Sonam ek baar phhir

andar se chillayi...
"mujhe bhi Nisha ne hee call karke bataya tha..."
"tum hospital se hee aa rahe ho na..."Sonam mera kaan phhadte hue ek baar phhir cheekhi... "haaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnn......"jhunjhlate hue maine apna pura dam lagaya aur jor se cheekha...jiske baad Sonam ne aur kuchh nahi
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Sonam kuchh der tak aur waha rahi aur phhir waha se jate waqt Varun ko bye...take care kaha uske baad un dono ke beech pappi-jhappi ka aadan-pradan bhi hua...
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Sonam ke jane ke baad hum teeno phhir baithe hath me ek-ek glass liye...Varun jaha 8th Semester ki dastan sunne ke liye baitha tha wahi main 8th Semester ki dastan sunane ke liye baitha tha aur Arun...Arun hum dono ka peg bana raha tha...
"mere me is baar kam pani dalna be ,lodu...jhat type se peg banata hai ,sala asar hee nahi karta..." "tu aage bol...phhir kya hua..."
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phhir....phhir bahut bada kand hua...ek din college se aate waqt Arun ne kaha ki use hod sir ke paas kuchh kaam hai ,isliye main Saurabh ke sath hostel chala jaun,wo kuchh der me aayega....main aur Saurabh hostel aa gaye...humare hostel aane ke lagbhag aadhe ghante baad hee Arun hanfta hua aaya aur room ke andar ghuskar darwaja andar se band kar diya....
"kya hua be...kisi ne thok diya kya..."
"bahut bada lafda ho gaya bhai..."Arun seedhe aakar mere paas baitha aur bola"Divya se kiss karte waqt Gautam ne dekh liya...Gautam aur uske dost mujhe marne ke liye dauda rahe the ,badi mushkil se jaan bacha kar aaya hoon...mera bag bhi peechhe kahi gir gaya hai..."
Ye sunkar kuchh der ke liye main ghabra utha kyunki Gautam iska badla Arun se jaroor lega aur yadi usne is baat ki halki si bhi khabar apne baap ko di to phhir ek bahut pada bakheda khada hone wala tha...jisme Gautam aur uski bahan Divya ko to kuchh nahi hota...lekin mera khas dost Arun pis jata.... "hod ke paas jane ka bolkar tu ishq ladane gaya tha bakchod,jhatu..."
"baad me chahe jitna maar lena lekin abhi kuchh kar...Kyunki Gautam apne sabhi laundo ke sath hostel aa raha hai,mujhe marne ke liye...."

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Chapter-34:Bloody end of 3rd Semester
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"Arun..."ye ek aisa shaks tha jo mere dil ke behad hee karib tha ya phhir kahe ki sabse karib tha...ye ek aisa shaks tha jo janta tha ki main actual me kya hoon, main actually kya pasand aur na-pasand karta hoon...
kisi ke baare me meri soch kya ho sakti hai...ye pata karne ke sirf teen tareeke hai, pahla ye ki main khud aapko batau, jo ki kabhi ho nahi sakta dusara ye ki aap mere 1400 gm ke brain ki scanning karke sab maloom kar le aur ye bhi 99.99999999 % impossible hee hai lekin teesara tarika bahut aasan hai aur wo teesara tarika mera khas dost Arun hai...
Is samay Arun mujhe is ummid me taak raha tha ki main use is problem se nikalne ka koyi idea ya phhir koyi sujhav dunga...wo jab se room ke andar ghusa tha tab se lekar ab tak har 10 seconds me mujhse puchhta ki mujhe koyi idea aaya ya nahi.....aur har baar ki tarah is baar bhi jab usne 10 seconds ke pahle hee tok kar mujhse puchha to main bhadak utha....
"abey ye L me bhara jamal ghota hai kya,jo kahi bhi ,kisi bhi waqt lund nikal kar maal bahar kar diya...beta plan sochna padta hai aur sochane ke liye thoda time chahiye hota hai..."
"jaldi soch...tab tak main moot kar aata hoon..." "haan tu ja moot kar aa...yahi sahi rahega aur sun..." "bol.."
"mere badle bhi moot kar aana "
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Arun ki madad to mujhe karni hee thi chahe kuchh bhi ho jaye because he is like my chaddi and baniyan
,jiske bagair main jee to sakta tha lekin uske bina har waqt ek bechaini si rahti....he is like rifle of my pen,jiske bina college me main ek din bhi nahi gujar sakta tha...he is like earphone of my mobile,jiske bina main apne dus hazar ke mobile me gana tak nahi sun sakta tha aur sabse badi baat ye ki wo mera room partner tha aur usase badi baat ye ki wo mere dil ke bahut karib tha ,itna karib ki kabhi-kabhi mujhe aisa lagne lagta jaise ki hum dono ek-dusare ke gay-partner hai....jab kuchh toota-phhota sa idea mere dimag me aaya to main khidki ke paas gaya aur bahar dekhne laga ki Gautam aur uske dost hostel ki taraf aa rahe hai ya nahi....aur jaisa maine socha tha waisa hee hua ,Gautam ,bahut sare laundo ke

sath hostel ki taraf aate hue mujhe dikhayi diya...
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"Saurabh tu jakar hostel ke sab laundo ko jama kar aur mere room me aane ke liye bol..." Saurabh ke jane ke baad apne paint ki chain band karte hue Arun room me ghusa... "kuchh socha be lawde ya abhi tak marwa raha hai..."andar ghuste hue Arun ne puchha....
"tu abhich yaha se kalti maar, Gautam bahut sare ladko ko lekar hostel ki taraf aa raha hai..."
"sher ,kutto ke jhund se darkar bhagta nahi,balki unka muqabala karta hai ,unki *** chod deta hai aur phhir lawda chusata hai..."
"par abhi sach ye hai ki tu na hee koyi sher hai aur Gautam ke dost na hee kutte ke jhund...isliye jitna bola utna kar aur bahar yadi shor-sharaba ho to room se bahar mat nikal jana....samjha.."
"tu bol raha hai to chhip jata hoon ,warna aaj hee un salo ko pelta..."
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maine Arun ko kisi dusare room me chhupaya, kyunki jaisa maine socha tha uske anusar Gautam...sabse pahle hostel ke andar entry marega aur uske samne hostel ka jo bhi launda dikhega use pakad kar seedhe Arun ka room number puchhega....main nahi chahta tha ki Gautam ,Arun ko dekhe isiliye maine Arun ko dusare room me chhipne ke liye kaha aur ek copy kholkar padhne ka natak aise karne laga...jaise ki mujhe kuchh pata hee na ho....
Hostel ke andar ghuskar Gautam ne ek ladke ka collar pakad kar usase Arun ka room number puchha aur phhir darwaje par laat maarkar wo room ke andar aaya.....
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"to tu bhi usi MC ke sath rahta hai..."andar aate hee Gautam ne galiya baki"wo MC kaha chhipa baitha hai,use bol ki bahar aaye, abhi sale ke andar se ishq ka junoon nikalta hoon...."
"O...hello...kiski baat kar raha hai aur galiya kise bak raha hai..jara aukat se baat kar..."kitab band karte hue maine kaha...
"tu BC ,aaj shant rahna...warna aaj tujhe bhi tere us dost ke sath marunga...MC shant hoon iska matlab ye nahi ki main tum logo se darta hoon..."
"MC hoga tu ,tera baap,tera dada,tera pardada aur tere pardada ka pardada.....aur ye bata ki yaha gand marwane kyun aaya hai..."maine bhi apne tevar dikhate hue kaha...
"Arun..kaha hai wo BC....."
"dekh aisa hai beta ki tum log ab nikal lo..."
"pahle bata ki wo hai kaha...warna aaj tujhe bhi thokenge..."Gautam ke ek jigari dost ne aage aate hue kaha...
"Arun to S.P. Uncle ke yaha hai...abhi kuchh der pahle uska phone aaya tha..."
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S.P. Ka name sunte hee un logo ke tevar kafi had tak kam ho gaya...wo sabhi,jo Gautam ke sath aaye the,ek -dusare ka muh takne lage...aur main yahi to chahta tha ki S.P. Ka support Arun par hai,ye sochkar wo waha se chale jaye aur baat ko bhool jaye.....
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"mujhe is par yakin nahi,tum log ek-ek room check karo aur jaha bhi wo lawda ka baal dikhe...mar do sale ko...BC meri bahan se ishq ladata hai..."
Gautam ke aisa kahne par uske chamche hostel ke har ek room ko check karne lage...Arun ko maine floor ke sabse last room me chhupne ke liye kaha tha...isliye shuru ke kuchh kamro ko jab Gautam ke chamcho ne check kiya to unhe Arun nahi mila....lekin jab wo floor ke aakhiri chhor ki taraf badhe to meri saanse atakne lagi...kyunki yadi unhone Arun ko hostel me dekh liya to wo jaan jayenge ki S.P. Se

na to mera koyi relation hai aur na hee Arun ka...yadi aisa hota to phhir wo ye bhi jaan jate ki S.P. ka support lekar main unhe aaj tak sirf chutiya hee banate aaya hoon....
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"oye, ise randi khana samajh rakha hai kya, jo har room ko khol kar dekh rahe ho...maine bola na ki Arun yaha nahi hai..."
"tu BC chup raha..."Mera collar pakad kar Gautam ne mujhe mere room ke andar kiya aur bola"tu kya sochta hai ki mujhe maloom nahi tere kand...first year ke do laundo ko tune hee mara tha ye mujhe pata hai aur bahut jald tera bhi number aane wala hai....beta aisa marunga tujhe ki teri sari hekadi nikal jayega...ek hijade ki zindagi jeene par mazboor kar dunga tujhe main...tera baap bhi tujhe dekhkar hijda kahega aur taliya bajayega....madarchod teri main wo halat karne wala hoon ki tujh par koyi peshab bhi karne se pahle sau baar sochega...chal bhag madarchod..."mujhe jor se dhakka dete hue Gautam ne kaha...jiske baad main seedhe apne bed ke paas gira aur mera sar jor se kisi chiz se takraya...dard to bahut kar raha tha lekin mere andar ufan rahe jwalamukhi ne us dard ko lagbhag shunya kar diya...maine bistar ke neeche pada lohe ka rod nikala aur khada hokar Gautam ko aawaz di...
"idhar dekh be randi ki aulad...pahle jakar apni maa se puchhna ki kitno ka lund lekar tujhe paida kiya hai,phhir mujhse baat karna"lohe ki rod ko mazbooti se pakadte hue maine kaha aur bina kuchh soche- samjhe apni puri taqat se wo rod Gautam ke sar me de mara....
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Gautam ke sar par lohe ka rod maine itni teji se mara tha ki wo usi waqt apne hosh kho baitha ,uske sarse khoon ki dhara bahne lagi...mera prahar itna tej tha ki Gautam ke chehre ka koyi bhi ang is waqt nahi dikh raha tha...dikh raha tha to sirf khoon...sirf aur sirf khoon...tab tak hostel ke sare ladke bhi mere room ke samne pahuch gaye the aur Gautam ke chamcho ko pakad kar dho rahe the.... Gautam zameen par pat behosh pada hua tha,jise maine rod se hee seedha kiya aur apni puri kshamta se ek aur rod uske pet me mara...jiske baad khoon seedhe uske muh se nikal kar mere upar pada.......
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us din hostel me bahut bada lafda hua tha...hum hostel walo ne Gautam aur uske sabhi dosto ko bahut mara...us samay gusse me shayad main ye bhool chuka tha ki lohe ki rod se jiska main sar fod raha hoon,wo koyi aam ladka nahi hai....Gautam ke pet me rod markar uske muh se khoon nikalte waqt main ye bhool chuka tha ki Gautam ka baap ek bahut bada gunda hai aur wo iska badla mujhse jaroor lega....

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us din hostel me bahut bada lafda hua tha...hum hostel walo ne Gautam aur uske sabhi dosto ko bahut mara...us samay gusse me shayad main ye bhool chuka tha ki lohe ki rod se jiska main sar fod raha hoon,wo koyi aam ladka nahi hai....Gautam ke pet me rod markar uske muh se khoon nikalte waqt main ye bhool chuka tha ki Gautam ka baap ek bahut bada gunda hai aur wo iska badla mujhse jaroor lega....
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Maine ab tak ke apne zindagi ke 19 saal me aaj sabse badi galti kar di hai ,iska andaza mujhe tab hua , jab Gautam ko behoshi ki halat me ambulance ke jariye hospital le jaya ja raha tha...main usi waqt samajh gaya tha ki is action ka reaction to hoga aur wo bhi bahut bahut bahut bura...mera gussa jab se shant hua tha tabhi se mere andar ek dar ghar kar chuka tha...wo ye tha ki Gautam ka baap ab mera kya haal karega...yadi ye college ki chhoti-moti ladayi hoti to shayad uska baap ise ignore bhi kar deta lekin yaha uske eklaute bete ka maine sar fod dala tha...main khauff kha raha tha us pal ke liye,jab Gautam ka baap apne bete ka khoon se sana sharir dekhega...is samay mere dimag ne bhi apna side effect dikhana shuru kar diya..is samay jab mujhe mere dimag ki sabse jyada jaroorat thi to wo mujhe dhoka dekar aane wale samay me mera haal kya hone wala hai ,ye bata raha tha...maine dekha ki Gautam ke baap ne mere sar par thik usi tarah se rod mara jaisa ki maine Gautam ke sar par mara tha...
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"Arman..."kisi ne mujhe pukara "Arman..."
"abey Armaaaaannnn...."koyi mere kaan ke paas jor se chillaya...
"kya hai be bose dk "hostel me rahne wale us student ko dekh kar maine puchha "Sidar sir,tujhe Amar sir ke room me bula rahe hai...chal jaldi.."
"Sidar bhai,itni jaldi hostel kaise pahuch...unhe to maine call tak nahi kiya tha..."
"tu khidki ke paas hee khada hai to kya tune suraj ko dhalte hue nahi dekha...beta bahar nazar maar
,raat ho chuki hai...ab chal jaldi se,warden bhi waha Amar sir ke room me mauzood hai..."
Uske kahne par maine bahar dekha aur is waqt sach me raat thi...maine baukhalate hue apni ghadi me time bhi dekha to raat ke 7 baj rahe the...yani ki main ghanto se yahi khidki ke paas khada hoon,lekin mujhe ye nahi maloom chala ki raat kab ho gayi....
"chal..chalte hai.."us ladke ke sath room se bahar nikalte hue maine kaha...
room se bahar aate waqt meri nazar apne aap hee waha pad gayi,jaha kuchh ghante pahle Gautam khoon me sana hua leta tha...waha khoon ke nishan ab bhi the aur mere dimag ne aane wale pal ki bhavishyavadi karte hue mujhe wo scene dikhaya jise dekh kar meri rooh kanp gayi,...maine dekha ki main khoon se lathpath kahi pada hua hoon aur jaanwar mere sharir ko noch-noch kar kha rahe hai.... "Arman..kya hua,.."mujhe hosh me late hue us ladke ne hairani se meri taraf dekha....
"kuchh nahi...chal"
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Amar sir ke room ke andar is waqt lagbhag sabhi source wale hostelers baithe hue the...kuchh phone par kisi se baat kar rahe the to kuchh aapas me aaj hostel me hue maar-peet ke baare me discussion kar rahe the...humara hostel warden sab ladko ke samne ek chair par apna sar pakad kar baitha hua tha....mere andar aate hee sab shant ho gaye,jo kuchh der pahle kisi ko call pe call kiye ja rahe the unhone mobile neeche kar liya...jo log ghanto pahle hui is maar-peet ke baaee me discussion kar rahe the wo mujhe dekh kar chup ho gaye aur hostel warden ne bina samay gawaye ek tamacha mere gaal par jad diya...
"bahut bada gunda hai tu...ab pata chalega tujhe ki asaliyat me gundagiri kya hoti hai...teri vajah se meri

naukari to jayegi hee,sath me teri jaan bhi jayegi..."bolkar Warden ne apni kursi pakad li aur baith kar phhir se apna sar pakad liya....sala fattu
waise to main waha mauzood sabhi seniors,classmate aur juniors ko janta tha par is waqt meri aankhe
sirf aur sirf Sidar par tiki hui thi...
"ye log jo kah rahe hai kya wo sach hai...kya tune hee Gautam ko mara hai..."Sidar ne puchha "haan..."
"to ab kya socha hai...kaise bachega in sab se aur mere khayal se tune plan to banaya hee hoga ki Gautam ko marne ke baad tu uske baap se kaise bachega..."
"main Gautam ko nahi marna chahta tha,wo to suddenly sab kuchh ho gaya..."
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Us din shayad wo pahla mauka tha jab main kuchh soch nahi pa raha tha,main jab bhi in sabse bachne ke liye kuchh soch-vichar karta to mera dimag alag hee direction me mujhe le jata tha..jaha main jana nahi chahta tha...us din humari meeting ghanto tak chali aur us meeting se humare samne do problem aaye aur hostel ke har ek ladke ne sujhav diya ,sirf mujhe chhodkar ,ki ab aage kya karna chahiye....warden humare sath tha aur warden ne college ke principal ko bhi raat me patti padha di thi
,jiske baad hume ye ummid thi ki Principal security officer ke samne humara sath dega..humare samne is waqt sirf do problems thi aur dono hee problems kal subah ki pahli kiran ke sath meri zindagi me dastak dene wali thi....pahli problem ye thi ki mujhpar aur mere dosto par half-murder or attempt to murder ka case banega...dusaa ye ki Gautam ka baap hath dhokar mere peechhe pad jayega,jiske baad mera bachna namumkin hee tha..
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security officer case ko suljhane me hume jyada dikkato ka samna nahi karna pada kyunki Gautam aur uske dost hostel ke andar ghuse the matlab ladayi karne ke irade se wo waha aaye the aur phhir sab ladko ke beech maar-peet me Gautam ka sar kisi chiz se takraya aur wo wahi behosh ho gaya...hum me se koyi ek bhi samne nahi aaya jisase security officer kise remand par le aur kise na le ye unke liye mushkil ho gaya.... humne us three star ki vardi pahne hue security officerwale ke samne ye prove kar diya ki Gautam hume marne aaya tha aur Jin logo ka name F.I.R. Me darj hua hai wo to kal recess ke baad warden se do din ki chhutti maang kar ghar ke liye nikal chuke the lekin unhe aaj wapas isliye bulaya gaya taki security officer ko shaq na ho ki college kisi ko bachane ki koshish kar raha hai...
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mujhe ,hostel me rahne wale kuchh ladko ke sath security officer station bhi le jaya gaya...jaha mujhe shuru me dhamkaya gaya aur phhir kaha gaya ki "yadi main unhe sab sach bata deta hoon to wo mujhe kuchh nahi hone denge..."
wo mujhse wo sab puchh rahe the jise na batane ki practice maine kal raat bhar ki thi,..security officer walo ne mujhse kal ki ghatna ke baare me jitni bhi baar puchha...jis bhi tarike se puchha, maine har baar apna sar na me hilaya aur juban NA me chalayi...
"haan Sir,hum use la rahe hai..."us three star ki vardi pahne hue security officerwale ne phone par kisi se kaha aur meri taraf dekh kar bola"chal ...tere principal ka phone aaya hai,.."
"maine to pahle hee kaha tha ki mujhe kuchh nahi maloom...jo ladke mera name bata rahe hai wo mujhse khunnas khaye hue hai...isiliye unhone mera name bataya..."
"maine tujhse pahle bhi kaha hai aur ab bhi kah raha hoon ki mere kandhe par ye teen star aise hee nahi lage hai...chutiya kisi aur ko banana...ab chal.."
Uske baad saare raste bhar maine apna muh nahi khola kyunki dheere-dheere mujhe aisa lagne laga tha ki mere dimag par is samay shani aur mangal kundali maar kar baithe hue hai...isiliye main jo kuchh bhi

sochta hoon,jo kuchh bhi karta hoon...wo sab ulta mujhe hee aakar lagta hai.....
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Humari pahli problem to lagbhag solve ho gayi thi yani ki security officer case ka ab koyi jhanjhat nahi tha ab jhanjhat tha to wo tha Gautam ka baap...
"security officer unkil...mera dost Gautam kaisa hai..use hosh aaya ya abhi tak leta hua hai..."jeep se utarte hue maine puchha...
"apne principal ke authority ka use karke tu security officer ke jhamele se to bach jayega...lekin us gunde se kaise bachega jiske liye niyam,kanoon koyi mayne nahi rakhta..."muskurate hue usne jawab diya "mujhe is case me koyi khas dilchaspi nahi hai lekin tujhe aagah kar deta hoon ki tera bura waqt ab shuru hone wala hai..."
Main us three star wale ki taraf dekhkar apne dimag ki dictionary me koyi damdar dialogue dhoondhata raha lekin jab mujhe kuchh nahi sujha to maine kaha
"wo kya hai ki is waqt mujhe koyi damdar dialogue yaad nahi aa raha hai,isliye aap filhal jao...aapke is sawal ka jawab kisi aur din dunga"













Update-121
"wo kya hai ki is waqt mujhe koyi damdar dialogue yaad nahi aa raha hai,isliye aap filhal jao...aapke is sawal ka jawab kisi aur din dunga"
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College ke samne security officer jeep se utar kar main class ki taraf badha...man to nahi tha class jane ka lekin hostel me akele rahta to mera dimag mujhe Gautam ke baap se pahle hee maar deta, isliye maine class attend karna hee behtar samjha....class ki taraf aate hue samne mujhe Esha dikhi to mere kadam khud ba khud rook gaye ,main janta tha ki wo is samay mujhse behad hee khafa hogi aur mujhpar gussa karegi...lekin main phhir bhi uski taraf badha aur na chahte hue bhi muskuraya taki uski muskan dekh saku...apne samne achanak mujhe pakar Esha kuchh der tak mujhe yun hee dekhti rahi aur phhir aankho me mere liye duniyabhar ki nafrat bhare hue waha se aage badh gayi...
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pichhale kuchh dino me mujhe dekhkar uske hontho me jo ek pyari si muskan chha jati thi ,uski jis muskan ka main deewana tha ,uski jis muskan par main dil se fida tha...aaj uske hontho se wahi muskan gayab thi...uski jin bhoori si aankho se mujhe pyar tha,..sabse jyada lagav tha ,is waqt wo aankhe ekdum laal thi...uski unhi aankho me maine apne liye duniyabhar ki nafrat dekhi ,jinme main hamesha apne liye ek pyar, ek ahsaas dekhna chahta tha....
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"Esha...wait a minute..." bina kuchh soche-samjhe,bina kisi ki parvaah kiye main Esha ke peechhe

bhaga...
"Arman ,rasta chhodo..."mujhe apne samne pakar usne apna chehra dusari taraf phher liya... "Gautam ki vajah se hum, apan dono ke beech me khatash kyun paida kare...chal hath mila..."
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Wo phhir chup rahi aur apna chehra dusari taraf karke mere waha se jane ka intezaar karti rahi...uski ye khamoshi teer bankar mere left side me chubh rahi thi...aaj agar Esha mujhe sorry bolne ke liye kahti to main ek baar nahi hazar baar use sorry bolta...lekin sali pareshani to yahi thi ki wo aaj kuchh bol hee nahi rahi thi....
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"Esha..."uski taraf apna ek hath badhate hue maine kaha...
"door jao mujhse..."cheekhte hue usne kaha aur sabke saamne mujhe dhakka diya lekin main phhir bhi usi ki taraf badha...sabke samne apni bejjati ka andesha hone ke bawjood main Esha ki taraf badha...
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Main ye nahi kahta ki mere man me Esha ke siwa kisi aur ladki ka khayal nahi aata ,main har din Esha ke sath-sath kayi dusari ladkiyo ke bare me bhi sochta lekin Esha ke liye mere andar jo ahsaas ,jo lagav hai wo ahsaas,wo lagav kisi dusari ladki ke liye aaj tak nahi hua tha...main ye baat dhol-nagade peet peet kar isliye kah sakta hoon kyunki...Esha mere man me nahi balki mere dil me basi thi....
main ye nahi kah raha ki mera pyar kisi filmi pyar ki tarah hundred percent hai lekin ye main dawe ke sath kah sakta hoon ki jitna bhi percent mere dil me uske liye mohabbat hai ,wo ekdum sach hai aur pavitra bhi...warna main college me is waqt sirf ek ladki ke liye...sirf aur sirf aur sirf ek ladki ke liye sabke samne apni bejjati sahan nahi karta....
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"Arman,tum mujhe apna dost kahte the,par ab pata chala ki tum to bas ayyash kism ke wo insan ho,jise kisi ki koyi parvah nahi hai...ab samne se hat jao,warna kahi aisa na ho ki...main sabke samne tum par hath utha doon..."
"mujhe koyi farak nahi padta ki yaha kaun-kaun hai aur na hee mujhe iski parvah hai..."
"lekin mujhe parvah hai...khud ki aur Gautam ki....Gautam sach hee kahta tha ki dosti apne status ke barabar wale logo ke sath hee karna chahiye..."
Uske baad maine sirf use waha se jate hue dekha,kyunki mere paas ab koyi shabd nahi the jiska istemaal karke main use ek baar phhir se aawaz doon ya rokne ki koshish karu...usne abhi-abhi kaha tha ki is jahan me use sirf do logo ki parvah hai..ek khud ki aur ek apne pyar ki lekin mujhe to parvah sirf ek ki thi aur wo Esha thi..jisne mujhse abhi-abhi nafrat karna shuru kiya tha...main ab bhi usase baat karna chahta tha ye jante hue bhi ki wo ab mujhse baat nahi karna chahti hai lekin mere dil ne ,uske liye mere junoon ne mujhe phhir se uske peechhe bhagne liye mujhe mazboor kar diya....
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"Esha,yar ek minute sun to le ki main kya kahna chahta hoon..."uski car ke paas pahuchkar maine khidki se andar dekha aur ek baar phhir se Esha ko aawaz di"bas ek minute..."
"Divya tu car aage badha..."mujhse ek baar phhir muh phherkar wo boli...
Maa kasam khakar kahta hoon ki us waqt mujhe aisa lagne laga jaise ki us ek pal me mere sare sapne jo maine Esha ko reference maankar soche the...meri sari khwahishen ,jo ki Esha ko lekar thi...is dil ke sare Arman ,jiske rag-rag me wo basi hui thi...mere un sare sapno ne, mere un sari khwahishon ne,mere un sare armano ne apna dam tod diya tha...dil kiya ki yahi rona shuru kar doon aur tab tak rota rahu jab tak Esha khud aakar mujhe chup na karaye...dil kiya ki pagalo ki tarah apna seena tab tak peetata rahu ,jab tak ki meri rooh mere jism se na nikal jaye...meri us halat par jab Esha ne mujhe palat kar bhi nahi dekha

to mere andar us naram dil wale Arman ko maarkar ek khuddar, ghamandi shaksiyat rakhne wale Arman ne apni jagah le li...
"ye tum kya kar rahe ho..."jab maine Esha ke headphone ko nikal kar bahar fek diya to wo mujhpar chillate hue turant car se bahar nikli aur mujhe thappad marne ke liye apna hath aage badhaya.... "shukar mana ki tere is hath ko maine rok liya...warna tera ye hath yadi galti se bhi mere gaal ko chhu jata to jo haal tere aashiq ka kiya hai usase bhi bura haal tera karta...tera aashiq to hospital me zinda pada hai lekin tujhe to main seedhe upar bhejta...sali tu khud ko samajh ke kya baithi hai..."maine car ka gate khola aur Esha ko andar fekte hue kaha"jispar tujhe gussa aata hai to tu usase baat karna band kar deti hai lekin jab mujhe kisi par gussa aata hai to main use baat karne ke layak nahi chhodta...ab chal jaldi se nikal is chuhiya ke sath warna tere baap ko tere aashiq ke bagal me ek aur bed book karana padega...."
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Parking me maine aaj Esha se apne lagbhag sare lagav ko todkar aaya tha aur is samay mera gussa mujhpar pahle se bhi jyada hawi tha...hostel pahuchane ke baad mujhe warden ne kaha ki security officer case ko to wo log kaise bhi karke sambhal lenge...lekin Gautam ke baap ko rokna unke bas me nahi hai,isliye behtar yahi hoga ki main kuchh hafto ke liye apne ghar chala jaun.















Update-122
[u]Parking me maine aaj Esha se apne lagbhag sare lagav ko todkar aaya tha aur is samay mera gussa mujhpar pahle se bhi jyada hawi tha...hostel pahuchane ke baad mujhe warden ne kaha ki security officer case ko to wo log kaise bhi karke sambhal lenge...lekin Gautam ke baap ko rokna unke bas me nahi hai,isliye behtar yahi hoga ki main kuchh hafto ke liye apne ghar chala jaun.
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Highway ke kinare khada main is waqt bahut sari uljhano se ghira hua tha...mere andar kya chal raha tha ye main khud bhi thik tareeke se nahi samajh pa raha tha...kabhi mujhe Gautam ke pappa ji dikhte to kabhi mere dost mujhe dikhte..,to kabhi hostel me ladayi wala scene aankho ke samne chha jata to kabhi Esha ke sath aaj hui jhadap seene me ek tees paida kar rahi thi...kabhi main khud ko galiya deta ki maine Esha ke sath aisa bartaav kyun kiya to kabhi mera ghamandi roop samne aa jata aur mujhse kahta ki...maine jo kiya sahi kiya,bhad me jaye Esha aur uska pyar...sach to ye tha ki is waqt main thik se kisi bhi matter ke bare me nahi soch pa raha tha aur sari duniya se alag hokar hostel se highway ko jodne wali sadak ke sabse antim chhor par khoya-khoya sa khada tha...mujhe iska bilkul bhi hosh nahi tha ki mere samne se teen-teen auto nikal chuke hai...mujhe is baat ki bilkul bhi parvah nahi ho rahi thi ki mere

is tarah se yaha khade rahne par meri train chhut sakti hai...
"oye...rook...abey ruk mujhe bhi jana hai..."City bus jab samne se guzar gayi to mujhe jaise eka ek hosh aaya ,lekin city bus tab tak bahut door ja chuki thi.....
jab city bus nikal gayi to main wapas apne kandhe me bag taange hue hostel se highway ko jodne wali sadak ke antim chhor par khada ho gaya aur phhir se sari duniya ko bhool kar apne andar chal rahe toofan me kho gaya....
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kya maine Esha ke sath parking me jo kiya wo sahi tha...kahi maine apne hatho hee apne armano ka gala to nahi ghot dala...kyunki yadi Esha ki jagah koyi aur bhi hota,yaha tak main bhi hota...to apne pyar ko chot pahuchane wale se nafrat karta...aur Esha ne bhi aaj wahi kiya,...galat to main hee tha jo baar-baar uske samne khada ho ja raha tha. Usase baat karne ki meri jid ne shayad use,mujhpar aur bhi jyada gussa dila diya aur phhir parking me use dhamki dekar aana,.that was my fault,mujhe aisa nahi karna chahiye tha..kisi bhi haal me nahi karna chahiye tha...
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lekin usi waqt mere andar se ek aur aawaz aayi ki" that was not my fault, yadi Esha ki jagah par aur koyi hota to wo beshak wahi karta..jo Esha ne kiya,i agree....lekin yadi meri jagah par bhi koyi aur hota to wo bhi wahi karta jo maine kiya tha...Arun mere bhai jaisa hai aur use koyi marne aaye to kya main chhip kar sirf isliye baitha rahu kyunki mere dost ko marne aa raha wo ladka mere pyar ka pyar hai...bilkul nahi, maine jo kiya bilkul sahi kiya..jisko jo samajhna hai samjhe,jise nafrat karni hai wo kare, apun ko zindagi guzarne ke liye sirf dost aur daru ki botal hee kafi hai...."
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Mere andar is samay do Arman mauzood the aur dono apne-apne vichar de rahe the...ek sahi tha aur ek galat ,ye to main janta tha lekin sahi kaun hai ? aur galat kaun hai ? main ye decide nahi kar pa raha tha.mera man kar raha tha ki main sadak ke kinare lage pedo par apna sar de maru ya phhir apne baal noch dalu...kyunki dusaro se to bacha ja sakta hai lekin khud se bachne ki koyi raah nahi hoti, is waqt mere andar do Arman the..ek wo Arman tha jo Esha se behisab mohabbat karta tha to dusara Arman
,Arun ko apna khasam khas yar manta tha...un dono Arman ki ladayi se mere andar is samay ek toofan utha hua tha ki ek scooty mere samne se hokar gujari aur thodi door jakar rook gayi....
"ab ye kaun hai aur maine iska kya bigada hai...jo mujhe ghoor rahi hai..."apne chehre par scarf bandhe us ladki ko apni taraf dekhta hua pakar maine socha....
Maine apne agal-bagal ,aage-peechhe bhi check kiya ki waha mere siwa aur koyi to nahi,jise ye scarf wali item dekh rahi hai...lekin waha koyi nahi tha.. hostel ko highway se jodne wali sadak ke antim chhor par main sirf akela khada tha jiska saaf matlab tha ki wo scooty wali ladki waha khadi hokar mujhe hee dekh rahi hai....
"Arman...tum yaha"apne chehre par scarf lapete hue hee us ladki ne mujhse kaha...
scarf bandhe hue hone ke karan uski aawaz saaf nahi aa rahi thi,lekin main itna to samajh gaya tha ki ye ladki kaun hai...actually main aaj itne dino baad use dekh kar thoda shocked ho gaya tha aur sath hee use dekhkar ek muskan mere hontho par aa gayi....
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"deepika mam, kafi dino baad dekha..."
"wait..."usne scooty ka direction change kiya aur meri taraf aane lagi mere samne scooty rokne ke baad deepika mam ne apna scarf hataya aur mujhse puchhi ki main kaha ja raha hoon....
"kuchh kaam hai ghar me,isliye ghar ja raha hoon..."
"Gautam ke baare me suna maine..."scooty side karke wo mere paas aayi

"haan,maine bhi suna...pata nahi use kisne mara,us waqt main ghar par tha..."
deepika mam se maine jhooth bola ,kyunki main nahi chahta tha ki use ye maloom ho ki mujhe bachane ke liye mere warden aur principal sir ne security officer se jhooth bola tha...sabko yahi maloom tha ki jab Gautam ki ladayi hui tab main hostel me nahi balki apne ghar me tha....
"to,kitne baje ki train hai..." "6'O clock.."
"ek kaam karo tum mere sath chalo..mera room railway station ke aage hee hai to tumhe waha chhodte hue chalungi..."kuchh der sochne ke baad deepika mam boli...
"ye sahi rahega thanks...."bolte hue main deepika mam ke sath unki scooty ki taraf badha....
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Aaj bahut dino ke baad main deepika mam se mila tha isliye scooty par jab main unke peechhe baitha to unke pichhwade ke ek touch se hee mera agwada khada ho gaya....sala itni buri condition me fanse hone ke bawjood tharak pan mere andar se nahi gayi thi
deepika mam ki ek khas adat jo mujhe hamesha se uski taraf aakarshit karti thi aur wo thi unke perfume ki mahak...jo is waqt seedhe mere rom-rom me ek hot ladki ke paas hone ka ahsaas kara rahi thi,...main thoda aur aage khisak kar deepika mam se chipak gaya aur apna ek hath uski jaangh par rakh kar dabane laga...meri is harkat par deepika mam kuchh nahi boli aur chup chap scooty chalati rahi,...is dauran maine pura maza liya aur kayi baar peechhe se uske gardan ko kiss bhi kiya....
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"cigarette piyoge..."scooty ko dheema karte hue deepika mam ne mujhse puchha... "haaaaiiinnnn..."
"maine puchha cigarette piyoge ya nahi..."abki baar usne scooty rok kar puchha... "main cigarette sirf daru ke sath leta hoon..."
"aur main chay ke sath.."bolte hue wo neeche utar gayi aur paas hee bane ek chay wale ke paas jakar do chay ka order diya...
"ye chay-way rahne do..."
"okay..."us chay wale ki taraf dekhkar wo boli"bhaiya ek light dena aur ek chay..."
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Deepika mam lagbhag 5 minute tak cigarette ki kash marti rahi aur main sadme me tha aur deepika mam ko apni aankhe fad-fad kar dekh raha tha....thodi der baad jab uski cigarette aur chay khatam ho gayi to usne ek aur chay with cigarette ka order diya....
"iski to...ek aur round mar rahi "
"Arman...ek kaam karna..."Cigarette ke kash marte hue usne mujhe apne karib aane ke liye kaha "bolo..."
"wo samne...medical store dikh raha hai na..."usne sadak ke dusari taraf ishara karte hue mujhse puchha...
"sab samajh gaya...abortion ki goliya lani hogi,right"
"jake condom le aao taki mujhe abortion na karana pade "
Deepika ke dwara mujhe condom lane ke liye kahne se main samajh gaya ki wo aaj raat mere sath kuchi- kuchi khelne ke mood me hai lekin 6 baje meri train thi isliye main chahkar bhi uske sath nahi rah sakta tha isliye maine thoda sharmate hue kaha...
"mam, shayad aap bhool rahi hai meri 6 baje ki train hai "
"oye..kis bhram me jee raha hai, main tere sath nahi balki kisi aur ke sath palang todne wali hoon...ja jakar condom lekar aa aur seedha ek packet lekar aana ,baar-baar condom lene dukan jana mujhe

achchha nahi lagta..."
"sali kutiya "badbadate hue main condom ka ek pura packet lene medical store ki taraf badh gaya....









Update-123
"sali kutiya "badbadate hue main condom ka ek pura packet lene medical store ki taraf badh gaya....
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Kisi Medical store me condom kharidane ke liye jane wale sabhi human beings mere khayal se do tarah ke hote hai...ek wo jo ekdum bindas bejhijhak hokar conom le aate hai aur ek wo jo condom kharidate waqt thoda sharmate hai...
main khud ko bindas banane ki har mumkin koshish kar raha tha aur jo line mujhe medical store wale se kahni thi uski maine kayi baar practice bhi kar li thi...lekin na jaane kyun medical store ke paas aakar main sharmane laga, mujhe us medical store wale se condom magne me jhijhak mahsoos ho rahi thi...aisi jhijhak pahli baar kisi medical store se condom kharidne wale ladke ke andar aana badi normal baat hai lekin ye jhijhak tab aur badh jati hai jab aap ,jaha pahli baar condom kharidne ja rahe ho ,waha achanak se bheed badh jaye....un logo ke beech mujhe condom magne me sharam aa rahi thi lekin maine khud ko mazboot kiya aur apni lines teen-char baar revise karke us medical wale ki taraf dekh kar bola...
"bhaiya condom dena to... "
Mera aisa bolna tha ki waha khade sabhi logo ne kuchh der ke liye mujhe dekha aur phhir halki si smile unke hontho par aa gayi....
"kya chahiye aapko..."Medical wale ne mujhse puchha... "condom dena..condom "
"kitna doon ,ek ,do..."
"pura ek packet dena "
ye sunte hee waha khade logo ke hontho par phhir se ek smile chha gayi...waha khade logo ka mujhe dekhkar aise muskurana mujhe pasand nahi aaya aur main chahta tha ki jald se jald condom lu aur yaha se chalta banu....
"kis brand ka chahiye..."medical wale ne ek baar phhir mujhse puchha... "jo sabse achchha ho..."
"Manforce du, chalega..." "daudega...."
"which flavour..."
"koyi sa bhi de de "khisiyate hue maine kaha ,jiske baad medical wale ne satt se condom ka ek packet nikala aur jhatt se mujhe de diya....

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"kamal hai ,chode koyi aur uski protection ke liye condom lene main dukan jaun... "Medical store se wapas us chay wale ki taraf aate hue main bola, jaha deepika mam cigarette ke challe banakar dhua
,hawa me uda rahi thi....
Wapas aate samay maine door se dekha ki deepika mam kisi se mobile par baat kar rahi thi lekin mujhe apni taraf aata dekh usne hadbadate hue call turant disconnect kar di...deepika mam ki is harkat se main thoda chauka jaroor lekin phhir baat ko hawa me udakar uski taraf badha....
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"ye lo mam, pura ek packet hai..."condom ka packet dete waqt mujhe phhir se deepika mam dwara mujhe dekhkar call disconnect karna...yaad aa gaya
"thanks Arman dear..."deepika mam ne condom apne bag me dala aur meri taraf dekhkar eka ek muskurane lagi....
"ye bin badal barsat kaise ho rahi hai...bole to is muskan ka kya raaz hai..."
"bas yun hee..."bolte hue deepika mam ne chaywale ko ek aur cigarette with tea ka order diya...jiske baad main kabhi us chay wale ki taraf dekhta to kabhi deepika mam ki taraf....
"ye teesara round hai "
"yah ! I know, abhi to do round aur baki hai..." "sach "
Deepika mam ke order par us chay wale ne chay aur cigarette lakar deepika mam ko diya aur cigarette jalakar deepika mam dhua mere chehre par fekane lagi....deepika mam ka yun baar-baar mere face par cigarette ka dhua chhodne se mere andar bhi cigarette peene ki ichchha jag gayi aur jab mujhse raha nahi gaya to maine kaha...
"ek kash idhar bhi dena..."apna hath deepika mam ki taraf badha kar maine cigarette manga... "sorry ,main apni cigarette kisi aur ke sath share nahi karti..yadi tumhe chahiye to dusari kharid lo..."
"ye niyam kisi aur ke liye bacha kar rakhna..."deepika mam jab mere chehre par cigarette ka dhua chhod rahi thi to maine unke hath se cigarette chheen li aur bola"ek baat puchhu..."
"kya..."meri is harkat par mera khoon kar deni wali nazar se mujhe dekhte hue wo boli...
"jab main wapas yaha aa raha tha to aapne mujhe dekhkar call disconnect kyun kar diya....main aapka husband to hoon nahi jo mujhse apne affair chhupao..."
"haan...."lambi-lambi saanse bharte hue deepika mam boli"tumne sach kaha ,tum mere husband to ho nahi ,jo main tumse apna affair chhipa kar rakhungi, wo mere naye boyfriend ka call tha aur tumhe bura na lage isliye maine turant call disconnect kar diya...."
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"sali mujhe chutiya banati hai..."usko dekhkar maine man me kaha....
maine aisa jaanbuchkar kaha tha ki" main uska husband to hoon nahi ,jo wo mujhse apne affairs chhipayegi..." taki main uska dimag padh saku, jab shuru-shuru me maine deepika mam se call disconnect karne ke baare me puchha to wo ghabra gayi thi lekin mere dwara affair wali baat chhedne par usne eka ek rahat ki saans li thi aur phhir mujhse boli ki uske boyfriend ka call tha,...aisa bolte waqt koyi bhi deepika mam ko dekhkar ye bata sakta tha ki deepika mam jhooth bol rahi thi,...uska gora chehra laal ho gaya tha ,jab maine usase call disconnect karne ka reason puchha tha...ab jab deepika mam ghabra rahi thi to jaroor koyi ghabrane wali baat usne phone par kisi se ki hogi,aisa maine andaza lagaya aur mujhe dekhkar uska call disconnect karna matlab wo nahi chahti thi ki main uski baat sunu ya phhir ye bhi ho sakta tha ki wo mujhse related hee kisi se baat kar rahi thi, lekin sawal ab ye tha ki kisase

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Abhi tak us chay wale ke dukan me baithkar maine ye gaur kiya tha ki deepika mam adhik se adhik samay tak mujhe yaha par rokne ki koshish kar rahi thi...main jab bhi use waha se chalne ke liye kahta to wo chay wale ko ek aur chay ka order dekar mujhse kahti ki"itni jaldi railway station jakar kya karoge,abhi to sirf 5 baje hai aur waise bhi main tumhe drop karne ja hee rahi hoon na..."
Ek baar to main kuchh der ke liye ye maan bhi leta ki deepika main aise hee kah rahi hai aur main bevajah hee chhoti si baat ko tul de raha du...lekin jabse maine use, mujhe dekhkar call disconnect karne ke baare me puchha tha tab se wo pahle ki tarah normal behave nahi kar rahi thi...wo kuchh ghabrayi hui si lag rahi thi....
"sach sach batao mam ki us waqt tum kisase baat kar rahi thi..."uski taraf jhuk kar maine gambhir hote hue puchha...
"kisi se to nahi, kyun..."
"ab hume chalna chahiye ,5:30 baj chuke hai aur chay wale ki chay bhi khatam ho chuki hai shayad..."bolte hue main khada ho gaya
"baitho na, kuchh der yaha ruk kar baat karte hai..."mera hath pakad kar mujhe baithate hue deepika mam boli...
"had ho gayi ab to "uska hath jhatak kar main gusse se bola"tujhe nahi jana to mat ja..lekin meri 6 baje ki train hai...main nikalta hoon..."
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"oye ladke sun..."kisi ne peechhe se mera kandha pakad kar kaha.. "kaun..."
"tera baap,peechhe mud..."
Ye sunte hee main gusse se ubalne laga aur turant peechhe muda...peechhe mudkar main kuchh dekhta
,kuchh samajhta ya phhir kuchh kahta usase pahle hee mere mathe par samne se kisi ne jordar prahar kiya aur main wahi apna sar pakad kar baith gaya, jisne bhi mujhe mara tha usne puri timing aur power ke sath mara tha,jisase ki mere kaan me is waqt seetiya baj rahi thi aur pura sar dard ke sath jhanna raha tha...kuchh der tak to main wahi neeche apne sar ko pakad kar baitha raha aur jab samne ki taraf nazar dali to kuchh dikha hee nahi,apni aankho ko ragadkar maine samne dekhne ki ek aur koshish ki lekin nateeza pahle ki tarah tha,mujhe ab bhi kuchh nahi dikh raha tha...
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"kaun..."badi mushkil se main itna bol paya....
Jiske baad kisi ne mujhe pakad kar uthaya ,mujhe upar us MKL deepika ne uthaya tha, kyunki main uske perfume ki khushaboo ko mahsoos kar sakta tha....
"kaise ho Arman..."mere kandho ko sahlate hue deepika randi ne apna muh khola"tum puchh rahe the na ki maine kisko call kiya tha aur tumhe aata dekh call disconnect kyun ki thi...to suno, maine Gautam ke father ko call karke ye bataya ki uska shikar mere sath hai...maine unhe is dukan ka address bhi bataya aur jab tumhe aate hue dekha to hadbadahat me call disconnect kar di taki tumhe maloom na ho ki main kisase baat kar rahi...ab tum ye bhi samajh gaye hoge ki main tumhe kyun jabarjasti yaha rok rahi thi..."
"50 de BC..."maine kaha... "kya "
"condom tere baap ki dukan se laya hoon kya,chal nikal 50 "deepika mam ki taraf hath badhate hue maine kaha, ab mujhe halka-halka kuchh dikhne laga tha...

"is situation me tum 50 mang rahe ho..." "haan , tu jaldi se 50 de..."
"ye le bheekhari apne 50 "apne purse se ek note nikal kar deepika mam ne mere hath me thama diya...
"ab ek paapi bhi de de..."
main nahi janta ki us samay meri in harkato se deepika aur mujhe marne aaye Gautam ke baap ke aadmi kya soch rahe the,waha aas-paas khade log kya soch rahe the...unka reaction kya tha....kyunki meri aankho ke samne is waqt dhundhla-dhundhla nazara tha aur us dhundhale-dhundhale nazare me kisi ke face ke reaction ko dekh pana mumkin nahi tha...
"lagta hai dimag par padne se asar kuchh jyada ho gaya hai..." "lawda chusegi to sahi ho jayega, le chus na us din ki tarah..."
Main aisi harkat teen vajah se kar raha tha pahla ye ki deepika ka sabke saamne mazak bana saku,dusara mujhe kuchh sochane ke liye thoda time mil raha tha,teesara main is jugad me tha ki kab main thik se dekh paun aur dekhte hee yaha se khisak lu...uske baad deepika ki koyi aawaz nahi aayi aur jald hee mujhe sahi se dikhna bhi shuru ho gaya tha...maine dekha ki mujhe marne ke liye ek nahi..do nahi balki ek achchhi-khasi fauj aayi thi...sala main kohi super hero hoon kya,jo Gautam ke baap ne itne aadmiyo ko bhej diya
"yadi zinda bach gaya to tera jeena haram kar dunga deepika randi, apni chut aur gand me meri ye warning bachchadani tak thus le..."scooty ke paas deepika ko khada dekh kar maine kaha...
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"yadi zinda bach gaya to tera jeena haram kar dunga deepika randi, apni chut aur gand me meri ye warning bachchadani tak thus le..."scooty ke paas deepika ko khada dekh kar maine kaha...
"pahle zinda bach to sahi, chutiye..."
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"ghar jakar upar wale se yahi dua karna ki main aaj zinda na bachu..."deepika se main bola"kyunki yadi main bhoole se bhi zinda bach gaya,yadi bhoole se bhi meri aankh dobara khul gayi...yadi bhoole se bhi main dobara kabhi bhi college aaya to tu kisi ko muh dikhane ke layak nahi rahegi aur tu zindagi bhar yahi sochegi ki us din main Arman ke khilaf kyun gayi..."
"achchha, pair kabra me hai lekin phhir bhu duniya dekhne ki baat kar raha hai..."muskurate hue

deepika mam ne mujhe dekha aur ek flying kiss dekar waha se chali gayi....
mujhe lakar yaha fasane wali to chali gayi thi ,ab main waha akela bacha tha...maine aas-paas khade logo ko dekha ,wo sab waha khade mujhe dekh to rahe the,lekin meri help karne ke liye unme se koyi bhi aage nahi aaya....khair ye koyi buri baat nahi kyunki agar unki jagah main hota to main bhi wahi karta,jo is waqt waha khade log kar rahe the....
maine ek nazar mujhe marne aaye gundo par dali aur dekhte hee dahshat me aa gaya...mujhe kaise bhi karke waha se bhagna tha, lekin jisne mere sar me kuchh der pahle kaskar hamla kiya tha use main aise hee nahi chhodne wala tha...tabhi mere galo par kuchh mahsoos hua aur maine apne hath se apne gal ko sahlaya to maloom chala ki mere sar par kuchh der pahle jo rod pada tha uski vajah se bleeding shuru ho gaya hai....maine apne dusare hath se chehre aur sar ko sahlaya aur jab mere dono hath meri aankho ke samne aaye to unpar ek taza khoon ki parat jami hui thi, sahasa mera khoon mere mathe se hote hue meri aankho tak pahucha.....jiske turant baad maine decide kiya ki mujhe ab karna kya hai....Gautam ke baap ke gunde koyi filmi gunde nahi the jo ek-ek karke mujhse ladne aate ,wo sab ek sath meri taraf badhe....kuchh der pahle jisne mere sar par rod mara tha uske hath me wo rod ab bhi mauzood tha ,jise mazbooti se pakde hue wo meri taraf badh raha tha....
"tu to gaya aaj coma me..."chaywale ki dukan se maine chay ki ketali uthakar seedha uske sar par jor se de mara jiske hath me mere khoon se sana lohe ka rod tha....
"aaayyyiii...maro MC ko.."karahte hue usne apne sathiyo se kaha....
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us haramkhor ke sar ko chay ki ketali se fodne ke baad main peechhe muda aur apni rooh ki puri taqat lagakar waha se bhagne laga ,bhag to wo bhi mere peechhe rahe the lekin meri raftaar aur unki raftaar me is samay khargosh aur kachhuye ke daud ke barabar fasala tha...sale mote bhainse
"aa jao ladduo , tum logo ko shayad pata nahi ki maine paida hone ke baad chalna nahi direct daudna shuru kiya tha,is khel me to tumhara baap bhi mujhe nahi hara sakta..."unki taraf palatkar maine un sabka mazak udaya aur phhir se tez raftaar me daudane laga.....
Gautam ke baap ke gundo ki lagbhag aadhi fauj peechhe rah gayi thi aur jo bache hue aadhi fauj mera peechha kar rahi thi ,unki halat bhi marne ki tarah thi....ab mujhe is bhag-daud me maza aa raha tha kyunki bhagte waqt beech-beech me main ruk jata aur peechhe mudkar un gundo ko maa-bahan ki galiya deta,jisase wo phhir se mere peechhe bhagne lagte....isi bhagam-bhag ke beech un gundo me se kuchh zameen par dharashayi ho gaye to kuchh jaha the wahi kisi chiz ka sahara lekar khade ho gaye...ab mere peechhe sirf 4-5 gunde hee the....bhagte hue main ek patli gali me ghusa aur bade se ghar ki deewar par khud ko tika kar aaram karne laga....lekin jo 4-5 log mere peechhe pade the wo bhi hanfte hue waha pahuch gaye jiske baad maine us ghar ka gol-gol round lagana shuru kar diya aur baki bache un 4-5 logo ko bhi lagbhag adhmara sa kar diya.....
"usain bolt ko janta hai..."unme se ek ke paas jakar maine puchha, kyunki mujhe maloom tha ki wo jab khud ko nahi sambhal pa rahe hai to mujhpar kya khak hamla karenge...
"nahi ,kaun usen balat...hhhhh..."ek ne hafte hue kaha
"BC, yadi tu haan me jawab deta to solid dialogue marta...anpadh sale.." "yeeeee...."wo mari hui aawaz me cheekha
"chal be ,side chal..."usko zameen par girate hue main waha se khisak liya.....
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"ye sahi jagah hai...yaha thoda aaram kar leta hoon..."apne sar par hath phhirate hue maine khud se kaha , bleeding ruk chuki thi aur main ab tak hosh me tha...jisase mujhe rahat mili ,lekin sar ab bhi rod ke jordar prahar se dukh raha tha....main is waqt ek chhote se ground me tha,jaha kuchh ladke cricket khel

rahe the....
"pani hai kya...pani"unke paas pahuch kar maine unse pani manga...
pahle to wo ladke mujhe dekhkar ghabra gaye aur ek dusare ka muh takne lage...lekin baad me unme se ek ne thode door par rakha apna bag uthaya aur pani ka ek botal mujhe thama diya...
"thanks bhai..."lambi-lambi saanse bharte hue maine uske hath se botal le li aur botal ka thakkan khol kar shuru me pani ke kuchh ghoot apne gale se neeche utara aur phhir baad me baki bache pani se apna face saaf karne laga....mere sar par kayi jagah khoon balo se chipak gaya tha aur maine jab apne sar par pani dala to mera pura chehra khoon se san gaya...mere sar me jis jagah rod padi thi waha jab mera hath gaya to joro ka dard hua ,jiske baad maine turant apna hath waha se hata liya aur khoon se sani shirt utar kar wahi ground me fek di....
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maine ek baar phhir cricket khel rahe un ladko ka shukriya ada kiya aur waha se door jaha baithane ka intezaam tha udhar chal pada....rod mujhe lagbhag 15-20 minute pahle pada tha lekin uska asar ab ho raha tha. ground par chalte samay achanak hee meri aankho ke samne dhundhalapan chhane laga aur thodi door paidal chalne ke baad mere hath-pair bhi jawab dene lage...main ladkhadane laga tha , kayi baar to zameen par bhi gira...lekin jaise-taise main us jagah pahuch hee gaya jaha baithane ka intezaam kiya gaya tha.....
"hello ,Amar bhai...main Arman...Arman bol raha hoon,bahut bada panga ho gaya hai mere sath...Gautam ke baap ke aadmiyo ne railway station jate waqt mujhpar achanak attack kiya aur main badi mushkil se unhe chakma dekar idhar ek ground par pahucha hoon...aap turant idhar aa jao, aur haan sath me jitne ho sake utne ladko ko bhi le aana...."ground ka address batate hue maine Amar se phone par kaha...
"aaj aaya hai beta line par, ab to tu gaya....main Amar nahi Naushad bol raha hoon,wo kya hai na beta ki Amar ka mobile is waqt mere paas hai....tune sabse badi galti ki Amar ko phone laga kar aur usase bhi badi galti ki mujhe us jagah ka address batakar jaha tu abhi geedad ki tarah chhipa hua hai...tu to gaya beta kaam se, tujhe mujhse panga nahi lena chahiye tha..."
"sorry for that day, i need help..."apni bachi kuchi energy waste karte hue main bola... "*** chuda BC..."
"hello....hello...hel...."
Mera dus hazar ka mobile mere hath se chhut kar neeche gir gaya, ab meri zuban thakne lagi thi,hath- pair ne kaam karna band kar diya tha...main khud ke pairo par khada hona to door apne sharir ke kisi hisse ko thik se hila tak nahi pa raha tha...jaise-jaise suraj dhal raha tha waise-waise ek ghana andhera meri aankho ke samne failta ja raha tha....main kisi ko aawaz dena chahta tha, main kisi ko madad ke liye pukarna chahta tha...lekin na to waha is waqt koyi tha aur na hee mujhme kisi ko aawaz dene ki taqat bachi thi...ground par cricket khelne wale ladke kab ke apne-apne ghar ja chuke the...sale madarchod, kyunki yadi kabhi mere samne aise khoon se sana koyi vyakti pada hota to main uski madad jaroor karta, itni insaniyat to ab bhi baki thi mujhme ki main use hospital tak pahucha deta ya phhir mobile se 108 dail karke ye khabar to de hee deta ki yaha ek insan marne ki kagar par hai...main Arman ,umra 19 saal...main bhale hee kisi ke armano ki fikra nahi karta lekin kisi ke jaan ki kadra karna mujhe aata hai nahi to ab tak Varun ,mujhpar fir karne wale first year ke wo do ladke aur Gautam ,aaj is duniya me nahi hote.........








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main Arman,umra 19 saal...main bhale hee kisi ke armano ki fikra nahi karta lekin kisi ke jaan ki kadra karna mujhe aata hai nahi to ab tak Varun ,mujhpar fir karne wale first year ke wo do ladke aur Gautam
,aaj is duniya me nahi hote.........
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Mujhe us waqt nahi pata tha ki aaj jo meri aankhe band hongi to phhir kab khulegi...khelegi bhi ya nahi
,mujhe ispar bhi sandeh tha...jaise-jaise raat ka pahra badh raha tha mujhe thand lagni shuru ho gayi thi lekin na to main apni dono hatheliyo ko ragad kar garmi ka ahsaas kar sakta tha aur na hee kisi ko madad ke liye aawaz de sakta tha...thak-haar kar jordar thand se thithurte hue maine apni aankhe moond li ,tab mujhe mere ateet ki kitab ke kayi panne yaad aane lage...
mujhe ab bhi yaad hai ek baar jab mujhe joro ka bukhar hua tha to kaise pura ghar meri dekh bhal me bhida hua tha...tab mujhe jo bhi pasand hota main wo mangta aur meri farmaish puri kar di jati thi...maine kayi baar thik hote hue bhi aisa natak kiya,jaise main ab bas marne hee wala hoon aur gharwalo se ye kahta ki mujhe ye chahiye .
mujhe ab bhi yaad hai ki jab meri tabiyat kharab thi to mera bada bhai ghanto mere samne baithkar mujhe latest news sunata rahta ,jisme mujhe ratti bhar bhi interest nahi tha aur jab main apne bade bhai ki news sunkar jamhayi marne lagta to wo gudguda kar meri sari neend bhaga deta tha.....
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"dhoondho sale ko,usne phone karke isi ground ka address diya tha..."
is aawaz ne mujhe mere ateet ki kitab se wapas lakar vartman me la patka,jaha mera pura sharir lahu- luhan hokar pada hua tha...maine aawaz ki taraf nazar daudayi to paya ki kuchh log hatho me tourch liye ground ke andar dakhil hue hai...waise to mera sar bahut joro se dard kar raha tha ,lekin maine itna andaza to laga liya tha ki ye log wahi gunde hai aur ye yaha mujhe taalash rahe hai....
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"Naushad ne sach me inhe bata diya, yadi aaj zinda bach gaya to sabse pahle Naushad ko ragdunga baad me deepika ko...."unhe apni taraf aata dekh maine socha.
jaise -jaise wo gunde mere karib aa rahe the mujhme thodi bahut taqat aane lagi thi..maine apni aankhe idhar udhar hilayi to maloom chala ki mujhse thodi door par ek bada sa patthar rakha hua ,jiske peechhe yadi main chhip jaun to zinda bach sakta hoon....zameen par ghisat-ghisat kar jab main us patthar ki taraf ja raha tha to mere andar sirf ek hee khayal tha ki sabse pahle main Naushad ki khatiya khadi karunga aur phhir deepia randi ko college se bahar nikal fekunga....mujhe in dono par hee bahut jyada gussa aa raha tha kyunki deepika mam ne mujhe is lafde me fansaya aur jab main isase bach gaya to Naushad ne aakar mujhe wapas fansa diya.....
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Aakhir kar main us bade se patthar tak pahuch hee gaya ,wo gunde tourch lekar us patthar se thodi door tak aaye aur phhir chale gaye, unhe waha se jata dekh maine rahat ki saans li lekin mujhe ye nahi pata tha ki halat abhi aur badtar hone wale hai....maine un gundo ko jata dekh sukoon ki saans to li lekin main un gundo me shamil us ek ko nahi dekh paya jo andhere me apni tourch band kiye thik usi pattar ke upar

khada tha ,jiski oolat me main leta hua tha....mujhe iska ahsaas tak nahi hua ki ek shaks thik mere upar hai. Uske upar hone ka ahasas mujhe tab hua jab wo koodkar mere samne aaya....usne hath me mujhe marne ke liye hockey stick type ka kuchh pakad rakha tha ,jise usne pahle pahal mere gaal me halke se touch kiya aur phhir mere sar me de mara.....is baar bhi dimag puri tarah jhanna gaya aur ek tej dard mere sar me utha..uske baad wo nahi ruka aur non-stop mere hath-pair...sar, pet ,seene me hamla karta raha....kuchh der baad uske sathi bhi waha pahuch gaye aur wo sab bhi mujh par ek sath baras pade.... mujhe bahut jyada dard ho raha tha, main dard se cheekhna chahta tha...lekin aawaz thi ki gale se upar nahi aa rahi thi...mere sharir ke har ek ang ko buri tarah se peeta ja raha tha bina iski parvaah kiye ki main mar bhi sakta hoon...wo mujhe tab bhi marte rahe jab mujhe hosh tha aur shayad mujhe unhone tab bhi bahut mara hoga jab main behosh ho chuka tha....
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mujhe nahi pata ki main kaise bacha, mujhe kisne bachaya,mujhe kisne hospital me admit kiya...jab,mujhe hosh aaya to main nahi janta tha ki maine aaj kitne dino baad apni aankhe kholi hai.....maine to us din pakka soch liya tha ki jab mujhe hosh aayega to main yamraj ke samne khada hounga aur do devdoot mujhe swarg me le jaane ke liye mera intezaar kar rahe honge...us din ground par maine ye bhi soch liya tha ki swarg me jakar sabse pahle main swarg ke raja Indra ki maal ko set karunga lekin mere in armano par pani tab phhir gaya jab maine dekha ki main ek hospital me hoon aur mere sharir ke kayi hisso me na jaane kaisi-kaisi bhayanak machines lagi hui hai ,jo meri har movement par alag-alag aawaz kar rahi thi.....
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"sorry swarg walo..."upar dekhkar maine kaha"tum logo se baad me milunga ,lekin udas mat hona kyunki main jald hee kuchh logo ko swarg bhejne wala hoon...."

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Chapter-35:two Sore Truth
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Jab mujhe hosh aaye hue kuchh waqt beet gaya to maine sabse pahle ye check kiya ki mere sharir ka kaun-kaun sa ang kaam kar raha hai....
gardan...barabar daye-baye ,upar-neeche hil rahi thi...dono pair bhi sahi salamat the lekin kayi jagah taake lage the, ek hath me plaster chadha hua tha,lekin dusara hath bilkul mast tha,..lekin jab main apne dusare hath ki hatheliyo ko hilata-dulata to halka sa dard ubhar raha tha....mere dono shoulder ke sath- sath mere kamar ko kisi chiz se bandh kar rakha hua tha,wo shayad isliye kyunki meri haddiya buri taah toot chuki thi jise wapas apni jagah set karne ke liye ye sab intezaam kiya gaya tha....mere sar par kya- kya karamat doctor logo ne ki hai ye main nahi janta tha lekin jaisa ki mujhe ahsaas ho raha tha us hisab se sar par bhi kayi jagah shayad taake lagaye honge...maine apna ek hath jo thoda-bahut hil dul sakta tha use uthakar apne sar par phhiraya to dang rah gaya kyunki mere sar ke sare baal ,jo ki mere handsome hone me aham bhumika nibhate the ,unko saaf kar diya gaya tha...yani ki main is waqt ek hospital me apne hath-pair, kandhe,sar aur peeth tudwa ke leta hua tha....mujhe kisi chiz ka jyada gam nahi tha siway iske ke mere baal ab mere sar par nahi hai aur main takla hoon
"sala kitna dhansu hear style tha mera,mahino ki mehnat ek pal me ye sale uda le gaye...inki to "andar hee andar hospital walo ko gali dete hue maine khud se kaha...
is sadme se ubharne me mujhe thoda waqt laga aur thode waqt ke baad maine apne agal-bagal jhanka to paya ki waha aur bhi kayi log lete hue hai...lekin sab ke sab behosh the ya phhir so rahe the.
"is samay time kya hua hai , ghadi bhi nahi tangi hai kahi..."jis room me main tha ,us room ki deewaro ko maine chhan mara, lekin is samay time kya hua hai,ye maloom chal sake ,iska waha koyi intezaam nahi tha...jis bed par main leta tha usase thodi door par ek ) chair par baithi kisi file ke panne palat rahi thi...
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"janeman....."ek ghuti hui si aawaz us lady doctor ko dekh kar mere muh se nikli,jise main khud hee dhang se nahi sun paya....
maine ek aur baar us lady doctor ko pukara ,jo apron pahne hue mujhse thodi door par baithi hui kuchh padh rahi thi..meri aawaz wo doctor to nahi sun payi lekin mere hilne dulne se na jaane kaisi-kaisi bhayanak machine ,jo ki mere mere body se connected thi,wo chu-chu..tu-tu ki aawaz karne lagi aur finally us doctor ne meri taraf nazar mari.....
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"bolo mat, ruko main tumhare family ko inform karti hoon ki tumhe hosh aa gaya hai..."mere paas aate hue wo boli...
waise to usne mujhe na bolne ke liye kaha tha, lekin maine time puchhane ke liye ek baar phhir apna muh fada aur ghuti hui aawaz me usase time puchha...
"2 baj rahe hai...aur tum kuchh mat bolo..."
"teri dayi ki chut, problem mujhe hogi ya tujhe...jyada hoshiyari mat chod warna sari doctor giri gand me thel dunga..."usne jab apna dialogue dobara repeat kiya to maine usko dekhkar andar hee andar khud se kaha aur ek baar phhir se apna muh fada" AM ya PM..."
"hmmm...."
"2 AM ya 2 PM"abki baar maine apna pura jor lagakar kaha aur ye bolne ke baad hee nidhal hokar bed par lambi-lambi saanse bharne laga...
"maine bola tha na,bolne ki koshish mat karo...now relax, main tumhare relatives ko inform kar dungi..." "sali ja chut mara BC"
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uske baad jo meri jo aankh lagi wo mujhe nahi pata ki kab khuli...aur jab meri aankh dobara khuli to mujhe sirf itna pata tha ki main dusari baar jaga hoon...maine kuchh der tak apne hath-pair hilaye ,jisase mere body se connected wo bhayanak machines phhir se apna alarm bajane lagi aur ek nurse turant mere paas aayi....
"apne hath-pair mat hilao..."mere pair ko pakad kar seedha karte hue usne kaha...jisase ki mera matha ek baar phhir garam ho gaya...
"lawda mera hath-pair hai ,main hilau chahe na hilau...tu kaun hoti hai mujhe tokne wali..."sochate hue maine ek baar phhir se apne pair ko tedha kiya ,jise seedha bed par karte hue us nurse ne na jaane mere pair par kya bandh diya aur ek dawai se bhari syringe mere pichhwade me ghusa di....
"tu ruk, hosh aane de...phhir yahi syringe tere gand me dalungaaaaa...."jamhayi marte hue main badbadaya aur phhir se so gaya....
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next time jab meri neend khuli to pichhali baar ki tarah is baar bhi mujhe sirf itna hee maloom tha ki meri aankh pahle bhi khul chuki hai....mera pair ab bhi kisi chiz se bandha hua tha aur wo nurse jisne mere pichhwade me sui ghusayi thi wo is samay kisi dusare patient ke pichhwade me sui daal rahi thi... "abey mujhe hosh aa gaya hai,koyi jakar mere gharwalo ko iski khabar dega ya main khud jaun unhe ye batane "apni puri taqat ikattha karke main cheekha,lekin aawaz utni tez nahi thi ,jitni ki aksar me cheekhane se hoti thi...lekin waha mauzood sabhi logo ko sunayi de...itni tez to thi hee...
"wait..."us patient ke pichhwade me syringe daalkar us nurse ne waha mauzood dusari nurse se kaha ki wo mere relatives ko ye khabar de de....
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ab mujhe andaza ho chala tha ki ab se kuchh der baad kya hone wala hai..jaise maine socha tha uske hisab se kisi hindi movie ki tarah meri maa sabse aage daudate hue mere paas aayegi ,uske aankho me khushi ke aansu ...then mere pita ji meri maa ke baad entry marenge, wo khush to honge lekin react aise karenge,jaise unhe koyi farak hee nahi uske baad mera bada bhai entry marega aur ye jante hue bhi main thik se baat nahi kar sakta wo mujhse bahut saare sawal karega...mere bade bhai ke sawal ke bam-bari se jab main ghayal ho jaunga to phhir meri maa jiske aankh me is waqt bhi khushi ke aansu honge,wo mere bhai ko dategi aur mere pita shree se falana mandir me falana bhagwan ke
name par dan-dakshina karne ko kahegi....
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Aisa maine bed par pade-pade socha tha lekin lagta hai ki shani aur mangal ab bhi mujhse khafa-khafa hai kyunki mujhse sabse pahle milne ke liye na to meri maa aayi aur na hee mere papa....mujhse sabse pahle milne do log aaye...ek tha mera bada bhai Vipendra aur dusara tha mera gay dosit-Arun.......


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mujhse sabse pahle milne do log aaye...ek tha mera bada bhai Vipendra aur dusara tha mera gay dosit- Arun.......
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Vipin bhaiya ko dekhte hee main samajh gaya tha ki ab sawal-jawab ki jordar bam-bari hone wali hai...isliye maine tay kar liya tha ki ab main 2.2 x 1 x 0.7 m ,size wale bed par chup-chap leta hua sirf sar hilaunga aur aise show karunga jaise ki main kuchh bol hee nahi sakta,jaise ki main gunga hee ho gaya hoon.....Arun aur Vipin bhaiya mere samne aaye ,maine dono ko dekha aur Arun dekh kar mera kaleja jal utha ki uske ke sar par baal hai uske baad maine ek aur chiz aisi dekhi jise dekhkar mera kaleja aur bhi jala...wo tha un dono ki halat, pitayi meri hui thi, sare sharir par zakhm khakar main bistar par leta hua tha ...lekin dard un dono ki aankho me main saaf dekh sakta tha.Arun aur bade bhaiya ki aankho me khushi aur dukh ka bada ajeeb combination tha.jise samajhne ke liye mujhe thoda waqt laga. Wo dono bahut khush isliye the kyunki aaj maine na jaane kitne dino baad apni aankhe kholi thi....aur mujhe mere zakhmo ke sath dekhkar wo dono bahut jyada dukhi the, us ek pal me dono ki ye halat dekhkar dil kiya ki sala abhi bistar se uthu aur Gautam ke baap ka murder kar du,deepika ko nanga sadak par daudau aur Naushad ko hostel me hee dafna du...wo ek pal sala pura filmi mahol tha aur aise filmi moment me ubayi marne wala main khud bhi kuchh der ke liye bhavnao me bah gaya tha...kuchh der tak to waha aisi hee situatkon rahi aur us ek pal me main ye bhi bhool gaya ki mujhe apna muh nahi kholna hai,chahe dharti palat jaye ya phhir aasman ulat jaye, lekin maine apna muh khola,aankho me nami late hue apna muh khola...
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"sorry bhaiya...."
Mere dwara sorry bolne par mera bada bhai ab gusse me aaya lekin mujhse kuchh nahi bola....
"mujhe nahi pata tha ki baat itni aage badh jayegi..."maine dobara Vipin bhaiya ki taraf dekh kar kaha... "gharwalo ko kuchh mat batana aur mummy-papa se tujhe kya kahna hai ye Arun tujhe bata dega..." itna bolkar mera bada bhai waha se chalta bana.meri halat aur mujhe hosh me dekh kar mera bada bhai kuchh jyada hee emotional ho gaya tha aur main janta tha ki yadi wo thodi der aur udhar mere paas rukte to ek dhansu boring scene banate...
"kya hal hai be takle..."Vipin bhaiya ke jane ke baad Arun bola"ab muth kaise marega beta...tera ek hath to kuchh hafto ke liye gaya kaam se aur dusara hath is kabil nahi hai ki tu muth maar sake..."
"maine socha tha ki tu thoda bahut dukhi hoga meri ye halat dekhkar "
"abey dukhi to main ab hua hoon,tujhe hosh me dekhkar..."apni chair ko mere taraf aur paas khiskate hue Arun bola"jab tak tu mare hue ki tarah leta tha na to main bedam khush tha,maloom hai kyun..." "kyun ? "
"kyunki tab main tere sare copy-kitab ko bechkar mast paise banata...tere kapdo se main apna room saaf karta...khamkha zinda ho gaya be tu "
"chal chhod ye sab aur ye bata ki bade bhaiya ne ye kyun kaha ki main mom-dad se kuchh na kahu..." "kyunki bade bhaiya ne sabko yahi bata ke rakha hai ki tera accident ek truck ke sath ho gaya tha...." "kya yaha ke doctors itne kabil hai jo inhe mera ilaaz karte waqt maloom nahi chala ki mera accident nahi balki jordar thukayi hui hai "
"doctors ko sab pata hai lekin bade bhaiya ne baat daba li aur tu bhi baat daba lena....chodu ki tarah sab

ugal mat dena...samjha..." "ok, baby..."
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Bade bhaiya ne mera kaam aasan kar diya tha kyunki ab mujhse koyi nahi puchhane wala tha ki mujhe kisne mara aur kyun mara....sath hee sath isase meri ijjat bhi bach rahi thi, kyunki accident to aaye din hote rahte hai .isme koyi badi baat nahi thi....Arun thodi der tak aur mere sath raha aur phhir waha se chala gaya .Arun ke jane ke baad mere mom-dad ne entry mari aur mujhe aur bhi jyada emotional kar diya....unke baad mujhse milne ke liye jaise puri india ki public hee aa gayi ...ek jata nahi ki dusara iske pahle hee pahuch jata...mujhse milne-julne walo ko mujhse baat karne ke liye saaf mana kiya gaya tha...mujhse milne mere lagbhag sare relatives aaye the aur unhone jab andar aakar mera haal chal puchh liya to phhir mere dosto k jamawada lagna shuru ho gaya...Varun, Naveen,Sulabh,Saurabh,Amar Sir even apna bhopu bhu tak mujhse milne aaya tha, itne logo ko ek sath dekhkar seena jaise garv se chauda ho gaya tha aur aise laga jaise ki bas kuchh hee der me main ekdum se thik ho jaunga....lekin sach to isase koso door tha.kuchh sach aise the jise main pahle se janta tha aur kuchh sach aise the jinhe janna baki thi...
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sabse milne ke baad main thak haar kar apne 2.2 x 1 x 0.7 Meter ke bed par ek hath se sar sahlate hue ek nurse ko aawaz diya kyunki mera sar ab halka-halka dard kar raha tha...maine nurse ko apne sar ke dard ke baare me bataya jiske baad usne mujhe ek laal color ki tablet di
"pani kidhar hai..."
"ise muh me rakh kar chusana hai.." "kya "
"seedhe se muh me rakho aur chuste raho..."
"okay..."(lawdi ye tere nipples nahi hai jo chusta rahu, ye tablet hai...jo kadwi hoti hai..)
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Us laal color ki tablet ko muh me rakhne ke baad maine chusna shuru hee kiya tha ki mere muh ka pura taste badal gaya aur maine tablet nikal kar hath me pakad liya taki mauka dekhkar chauka mar saku,,.lekin thodi der baad mujhe dhyan aaya ki idhar to koyi mauka hee nahi hai...ye ICU tha ,jaha dhool ka ek kad bhi nahi tha aise me tablet ko udhar fekna matlab khud ke gale me fanda dalna tha....phhir maine socha ki kyun na tablet ko bistar ke neeche chhipa doon ,lekin tabhich mere bheje ne mujhe aisa karne se rok diya aur bola ki yadi maine aisa karne ki koshish bhi ki to wo bhayanak machine phhir se apna rag alapana shuru kar degi...tab mujhe Arun ka dhyan aaya ki abhi tablet ko idhar hee kahi chhipa deta hoo aur jab Arun aayega to use dekar bahar fikwa dunga...kitna hoshiyar hoon main
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Us din raat ko meri aankho se neend gayab thi kyunki rah-rah kar mujhe deepika aur Naushad ke kartoot yaad aa rahe the...Naushad ka to phhir bhi samajh me aata hai lekin deepika ne mujhe kyun fansaya ?
Aur Gautam ke baap ke sath uska kya rishta hai ? Ye mere samajh se pare tha...lekin is samay mere andar ek chiz Naushad aur deepika ke liye ekdam same aur equal thi aur wo thi mera gussa ,un dono se mere badla lene ki chahat. Mujhe maloom tha ki is waqt jaise main unke bare me soch raha hoon waise wo bhi mere hee bare me soch rahe honge and according to my sixth sense ,un dono ki gand buri tarah se fat chuki hogi kyunki un dono ne hee ye socha tha ki main zinda nahi bachunga...lekin hua thik ulta ... kuchh aur bhi chize meri zindagi me ulti ho chuke thi jiska mujhe andaza nahi tha....main hospital me har din subah uthata ,kuchh khata-peeta aur phhir so jata...dopahar me main phhir uthta ,phhir kuchh

khata-peeta aur so jata...uske baad main direct sham ko uthkar din ki aakhiri khurak lekar phhir se so jata tha.....hospital me mere din aise hee beet rahe the ki mujhe ek dil ko cheer dene wali baat pata chali...
is samay Arun mere sath baitha bakchodi kar raha tha ki maine usase puchha.... "abey aaj tarikh kya hai..."
"umm...mere khayal se aaj 26 hona chahiye..." andaza lagate hue Arun ne kaha..
"bakchod hai kya 25 October ko to ye kand hua tha jab main ghar ja raha tha...mere khayal se aaj 2-3 November hoga...kyun ? "Arun ko dekhkar maine sochate hue kaha"sala 28 November se exam hai third semester ke aur main yaha bed par leta hua "
"Arman...." "haan bol.."
"Exam khatam ho chuke hai aur aaj 26 December hai, tu lagbhag 2 mahine tak come me raha tha...."















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"Exam khatam ho chuke hai aur aaj 26 December hai, tu lagbhag 2 mahine tak coma me raha tha...."
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"ye to mujhe bhi maloom tha ki tu 2 mahine tak coma me tha...lekin mujhe ye nahi maloom tha ki tera truck ke sath accident nahi balki Gautam ke baap ke kahne par teri thukayi hui thi....in short mujhe to tune Esha aur Gautam ke bare me kabhi bataya hee nahi tha...."Varun bola...
"Vipin bhaiya ne situation handle kar liya tha...wo nahi chahte the ki mom-dad ko meri ladayi ke bare me pata chale...."
"bahut bade-bade jhande gade hai bhai tune teri college life me..."
"ek minuter rook..."main waha se utha aur Arun ka mobile manga ,taki Nisha ko call karke uske dad ka haal-chal jaan saku....Nisha ko call karne ki ek aur vajah ye bhi thi ki mujhe ab kuchh bechaini si mahsoos ho rahi thi aur aisi situation me ek ladki jo aapke dil ke karib ho wo kuchh aisa kar jati hai ki dil ko sukoon sa milta hai....
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"ab kya halat hai..."
"main thik hoon,mujhe kya hua hai..."
"tere bare me nahi tere baap...sorry uncle ji ke bare me puchh raha hoon..." "wo bhi ekdum thik hai,sham tak leave mil jayegi..."
"sex karegi,bahut man ho raha hai..."aisa maine jaan buchkar kaha taki Nisha mujhe fatkare jisase mujhe

thoda sukoon mile....
"expiry medicine mere dad ne khayi lekin lagta hai asar tumhare upar ho raha hai....ye koyi waqt hai ye sab baat karne ka...tumhare andar zara si bhi insaniyat aur samajh nahi hai kya jo sex karne ko kah rahe ho...idhar mere dad tumhari vajah se beemar pade hai,meri maa udas hai aur tum sex karne ko kah rahe ho...boys are always......"
"hello...hello...Nisha,lagta hai ki network kharab hai...tumhari aawaz sunayi nahi de rahi hai..main baad me call karta hoon..."bolte hue maine call disconnect kar diya aur ek lambi saans lekar wapas baith gaya.....
"le be Arun ,apna mobile tham aur beta yadi Nisha ki call aaye to khud ko Arman batakar usase mat bhid jana...samjha"phhir maine Varun se kaha"haan bol ,tu kya bol raha tha..."
"Arman ,main ye bol raha tha ki tune college life me bahut sare jhande gade aur gadwaye hai....main bhi aisi hee college life jeena chahta tha...jisme hardam twist and turn ho...Esha jaisi ek ladki ho ,jise pane ki chahat ho lekin raste me uska premi aur us premi ka gund baap khada ho...thoda fight-sight ho...lekin apun apni college life me aisa kuchh nahi kar paya ,meri college life to ekdum boring beeti hai ,itni boring ki yadi main tum logo ko sunana chalu karu to tum dono behosh hokar coma me chale jaoge...." "hum Engineers ki baat hee kuchh aur .kyun be Arman "Arun garv se bola...
"yes... "
"uske baad kya hua...matlab ki tune deepika aur Naushad se badla liya ya nahi...."
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"Exam khatam ho chuke hai aur aaj 26 December hai, tu lagbhag 2 mahine tak come me raha tha...." Ye sunkar na to mera muh khula aur na hee meri aankhe shocked hokar badi hui,jaisa ki mere chaukne ke dauran mere sath hota tha...main do mahine coma me tha,ye jaankar main bahar se normal tha matlab ki main thik usi tarah 2.2 x 1 x 0.7 m ke bed par leta hua tha,jaise ki pichhale kayi dino se tha....main bahar se bhale hee normal dikh raha tha lekin mere andar ek bhuchal sa aa gaya tha us waqt...mujhe aisa laga jaise mere sar par phhir se kisi ne rod de mara ho...mera sar is samay thik usi
tarah jhanna raha tha...us waqt meri halat aisi thi jaise ki abhi-abhi kisi ne mere sar ke baal ko ,jo ki nahi the, pakad kar jor se kheencha ho aur main ,mere sar ke baal kheechane wale ko chup-chap dekhne ke siway aur kuchh nahi kar sakta...is beech mere body se connected machines apna rag aalap rahi thi , aur us samay mujhe sirf un machines ki aawaz mujhe sunayi de rahi thi....
"sach me main do mahine tak coma me tha ya tu mazak kar raha hai..."dusari taraf dekh kar maine Arun se puchha...
"haan yar..."
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Jab kuchh dino pahle mujhe hosh aaya tha to apne sharir ke zakhmo ko dekhkar maine ye socha tha ki main kitna strong hoon,jo itani pelayi ke baad bhi mere hath-pair lagbhag sahi salamat hai...maine ye socha tha ki un MKL gundo me shayad utna dam nahi tha ki wo mujhe apang bana sake...lekin sach ye tha ki main us din bahut bure tarike se unke fande me fansa tha kyunki do mahine baad bhi mere pair par kayi zakhm hare the aur ek hath me plaster chadha hua tha...kamar aur peeth bhi kisi chiz se bandh ke rakhi gayi thi....lekin yaha samasya ye nahi thi ki unhone mujhe itni buri tarah se mara balki yaha samasya ye thi ki third semester ke exam main nahi de paya matlab ki is semester me mujhe pura ek saal ka padhna hoga...aur to aur main ek-do mahine baad hee yaha se discharge hone wala tha to mere paas ab kul milakar 4-5 mahine hee baki the,jinme mujhe ek saal ka pura padhna tha....main bahut der

tak shant raha aur phhir Arun se bina kuchh bole so gaya...sote waqt mujhe kayi sapne bhi aaye aur wo sare sapne exam hall ke the...maine sapne me dekha ki main exam hall me gumsum sa apni seat par baitha kuchh soch raha hoon...waqt nikalte ja raha hai,lekin main hoon ki bina kuchh likhe na jaane kin khayalo me khoya hua hoon....aur phhir achanak kisi ne mere kaan me jor se chillaya ki "tu fail ho gaya hai...tu marne wala hai..."
Us aawaz ne mujhe buri tarah dara diya aur maine jab us aawaz ki taraf apna rukh kiya to apne usi dost ko waha khade hue paya,jiski maut ka sapna maine apne college me dekha tha....
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"Arman..."kisi ne mujhe pakad kar jor se hilaya...
"bhaiya...."hafte hue maine aankhe kholi aur Vipin bhaiya ko samne dekhkar rahat ki saans li... "kya hua...tabiyat to sahi hai..."
"haan...sab sahi hai...bas garmi kuchh jyada lag rahi thi..."apne mathe ke paseene ko saaf karte hue main bola"abhi time kya hua hai..."
"raat ke 9 baj rahe hai, khana laya hoon tere liye....le kha le..."bolte hue bhaiya ne tiffin khola... "mummy,papa kaha hai..."
"kuchh din ke liye ghar gaye hai...do teen din me wapas aa jayenge..." "i am really sorry ,bhaiya..."jab maine khana kha liya to bola...
Lekin Vipin bhaiya ne kuchh nahi kaha ,wo kuchh der tak mujhe dekhte rahe aur phhir waha se chale gaye....
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dopahar ki lambi neend ke baad ab neend meri aankho se koso door thi, us sapne ko to main bhool chuka tha...lekin lakh koshisho ke bawjood ye baat mere jehan se nahi utar rahi thi ki maine third sem ka exam miss kar diya hai...mujhe Naushad aur deepika mam par ek baar phhir se gussa aaya aur dil kiya ki Vampire bankar un dono ko kaat dalu,kyunki wo dono hee mujhe is halat me pahuchane ke jimmedar the....
"sala kitni achchhi life chal rahi thi lekin Arun ke ek kiss ne sab kuchh khatam kar diya, yadi main us din Gautam ko nahi marta to ye naubat hee nahi aati..."
"neend nahi aa rahi hai kya...."mere sirhane ke paas khade hokar us nurse ne mujhse puchha ,jisne mujhe kal sui lagayi thi...
"main thik kitne din me ho jaunga..."
"din nahi ,mahine bolo...kuchh mahine lagenge thik hone me..." "andazan bata sakti ho ki kitne mahine lagenge..."
"aap abhi so jao , kal subah doctor se puchh lena...."bolkar wo aage badh gayi....
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Mujhse ab bhi har din bahut se log milne aate rahte , kuchh meri fikra ki vajah se aate the to kuchh bas formality nibhane ke liye...abhi tak mera is taraf dhyan nahi gaya tha lekin achanak hee mera dhyan MTL bhai ki taraf gaya to main thoda hairan ho gaya kyunki jaha tak mujhe yaad hai MTL bhai mujhe dekhne,mera haal-chal puchhane ke liye ek baar bhi hospital nahi aaye the...jo apne aap me hee ek chaukane wali baat thi...main apne 1400 gm ke dimag ko flash back me le gaya ye confirm karne ke liye ki kya sach me Sidar mujhse milne nahi aaya ya phhir wo mujhse milne aaya tha,lekin ab mujhe yaad nahi hai....
"Pandey uncle,Varma ji,sharma ji,Mathematics wale saxena sir, dixit sir,Varun,Bhu,Naveen, Sulabh,Saurabh,Amar sir, class ke sabhi ladke-ladkiya...Vipin bhaiya ke kayi dost....jab ye sab mujhe yaad hai to phhir Sidar kyun yaad nahi hai...now i am sure ki MTL bhai abhi tak mujhse milne nahi aaye

hai....shayad ghar me honge ,"maine aisa andaza lagaya...lekin apne samne baithe Arun se puchh hee baitha ki Sidar abhi tak aaya kyun nahi....
"k..kya bola tune..."
"hakla kyun raha hai..maine puchha ki sidar abhi tak aaya nahi..." "aaya tha na, tujhe yaad nahi hoga..."
"sach ...kya mujhe sach me ye yaad nahi hai ki MTL bhai mujhse milne aaye bhi the ya nahi..." "aaye the na..."apne sukhe hontho ko daanto se dabate hue Arun ne kaha....
aisa bolte waqt wo kabhi upar dekhta to kabhi neeche,kabhi daye dekhta to kabhi baye...usne baat ko talne ke liye mujhse mere ghav ke baare me puchhna shuru kar diya...lekin uski is harkat se mujhe ye hawa lag gayi thi ,launda jhooth bol raha hai....
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"Arun, tu to mere sath hamesha rahta hai to kya tujhe ye nahi maloom ki mujhe human reaction ke bare me thodi-bahut jaankari hai...tere haav-bhav se saaf maloom chal raha hai ki tu jhooth bol raha hai....khair koyi baat nahi ,ICU se jane ke baad MTL bhai ko call karke bol dena ki Arman unhe puchh raha tha...."
"thik hai...thik hai...main bol dunga, main bol dunga...."
"tere speaker se ek hee line do-do baar kyun nikal rahi hai...maine kaha na koyi baat nahi..." "Arman...actually baat ye hai ki...."apne honth ko apne daant se chabate hue Arun ne meri aankho me dekha aur kuchh bolkar apni aankhe band kar li....
Arun ne jo kuchh bhi kaha tha wo mere kaan ko garam lohe ki rod ki tarah bhedta hua mere kano se paar ho gaya....dil ke dhadkano ki raftaar had se jyada tez ho gayi jiski vajah se mere body se connected machino ne ek baar phhir apna rag alapna shuru kar diya tha...ICU ke us air conditioner room me bhi mera pura sharir ek pal me bahut jyada garam ho gaya aur mera dimag phhir se jhanna utha aur maine ek baar phhir se Arun ke kahe shabdo ko mahsoos kiya....
"Sidar bhai ,ab zinda nahi hai...do din pahle unki ek accident me maut ho chuki hai..."















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"Sidar bhai ,ab zinda nahi hai...do din pahle unki ek accident me maut ho chuki hai..."
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Mujhe kuchh samajh nahi aaya ki Arun ne is waqt jo kaha uspar main kaise react karu....ye ab tak ki ek aisi ghatna thi jise main sabse buri ghatna kah sakta tha, mere dil ki dhadkane ek baar phhir se record tod speed ke sath chalne lagi thi....Sidar ke maut ke baare me sunte hee mujhe ek pal me wo pal yaad

aane lage ,jo maine uske sath bitaye the....us ek pal me jab mujhe uske is duniya me na hone ki khabar maloom hui to mujhe sach me bahut dukh hua, dil aur dimag dono se dukh hua....
Sidar se meri pahli mulaqat tab hui thi,jab mujhe uski sabse jyada jaroorat thi, us ghatna ko ek saal se adhik beet chuka tha lekin mujhe ab bhi yaad hai ki meri ragging lekar kaise Varun aur uske dosto ne mera bura haal kar diya tha aur tab mere us bure waqt me mera sath dene ke liye ek anjaan shaks aage aa gaya, jisase main pahli baar mila tha....uske baad jo hua wo sab jante hai ki Sidar ke dam par maine kaise meri ragging lene walo ko kutte ki tarah ghaseet-ghaseet kar mara tha...lekin abhi-abhi mujhe jo khabar mili wo ye thi ki Sidar ab zinda nahi hai.....
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mujhe ab bhi yaad hai ki kaise main first year me sher bana ghooma karta tha, is buniyaad par ki yadi kuchh lafda ho jayega to MTL bhai mujhe bachane ke liye apni puri taqat laga denge, mujhe ab bhi yaad hai ki kaise main canteen me bhar pet khane ke baad bill Sidar ke account me dalwa deta tha...lekin unhone mujhse kabhi ek lafz bhi is bare me nahi kaha aur na hee mujhse puchha....lekin abhi-abhi mujhe mere khas dost ne bataya tha ki Sidar ab mar chuka hai....
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mujhe ab bhi achchhe se yaad hai ki jab security officer station me mujhpar F.I.R. hone ki vajah se mere paseene chhut rahe the to us waqt achanak Sidar beech me aaya aur mujhe bacha le gaya...uske baad usi ki madad se maine, mujhpar F.I.R. Karne wale first year ke dono ladko ko bahut mara tha aur bina kisi pareshani ke us pure jhamele se nikal gaya tha...lekin ab sach ye tha ki mere canteen ka bill pay karrne wala,mujhe sare jhamelo se bedag nikalne wala Sidar ab zinda nahi hai....
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mujhe dukh is baat ka nahi tha ki ab mujhse ek strong support chhut gaya hai, balki mujhe dukh is baat ka hai ki mera ek sabse achchha dost...jo mujhe har waqt kayi naseehat diya karta tha,jise main apne bade bhai ke saman manta tha,use main ab kabhi nahi dekh paunga....ab meri puri zindagi me shayad hee Sidar jaisa koyi mile ,jo bina kuchh soche, bina apni parvah kiye...mere har achchhe-bure kaam me kandhe se kandha mila kar chalega...ab shayad hee mujhe kabhi koyi mile,jiski naseehat,jiski seekh ko main manunga, sach to ye tha ki maine ek bade bhai ke saman apna ek dost kho diya tha...
Sidar me wo sabhi khoobiya thi jo hamesha se main Vipin bhaiya ke andar dekhna chahta tha...Sidar meri galat harkato par mujhe direct fatkar nahi lagata tha ,balki sabse pahle wo mujhe meri us galat harkat ki vajah se khadi hui museebat se nikalta aur phhir jab sab kuchh sahi ho jata to mujhe samjhata ki mujhe aisa nahi karna chahiye...lekin ab sach to ye tha ki ab mujhe sahi tareeke se samjhane wala koyi nahi tha.....
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"kahi Sidar ki maut meri vajah se to nahi hui...yadi aisa hua to meri zindagi har din bad se badtar hota jayega...kyunki aisa hone par main bhale hee uski maut ka jimmedar na thahraya jaun...lekin mera dil aur dimag mujhe jeene nahi dega ki Sidar ki maut ka jimmedar main hoon...."
dil ki dhadkane is waqt kam hone ka naam hee nahi le rahi thi...balki wo to samay ke sath badhte hee ja rahi thi....
"ye sab kaise hua..."ghabrayi hui aawaz me maine Arun se puchha..
"NTPC me kuchh hafte pahle strike shuru hui thi power supply ko lekar...jisase NTPC ko lagatar loss ho raha tha aur jab ye baat Sidar ko maloom chali to usne strike shuru kar di ,jisme NTPC ke kayi bade officers uske sath the...."
"phhir..."
"aur phhir do din pahle pure college me ye khabar fail gayi ki strike karne wale aur security officer ke beech

jhadap ho gayi hai...us jhadap me kayi log mare gaye ,jisme se ek humara Sidar bhi tha...."
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bolkar Arun chup ho gaya aur main bhi gumsum sa bed par leta raha....bahut der tak hum dono me koyi kuchh nahi bola aur phhir Arun ne hee chuppi todi...
"Sidar bhai ki body ab bhi isi hospital me hai...."
"what "chaukte hue maine Arun ki taraf dekha....lekin kuchh bola nahi ,mere is tarah se chaukane ka karan mera khas dost Arun meri shakal dekh kar hee jaan gaya ,wo aage bola...
"Sidar ki maut ke baad warden ke muh se ek bahut bada sach hume maloom hua Arman,jisne hum sabko jhakjhor ke rakh diya tha.."
"kya..."apne seene par hath phhirate hue maine puchha...maine apne seene ko isliye sahlaya kyunki aage jo sach Arun batane wala tha ,wo sach,sach me bahut kadwa hoga...aisa maine andaza laga liya tha....
"Sidar ek anath tha, use anath bachcho ko palne wali association ne pal-posh kar bada kiya tha aur is kabil banaya ki wo apne pairo par khada ho sake....college me ye sach sirf humare Principal aur hostel warden ko maloom tha aur Sidar ki maut ke baad ye sach sabke samne aaya to sabka kaleja apne muh ko aa gaya....kisi ko yakin nahi ho raha tha ki Sidar ek anath tha..."
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Sidar ke anath hone ki khabar se jaha ek taraf mere kaleje ka dukh dugna ho gaya wahi dusari taraf mujhe ,mere kayi chhote sawalo ka jawab mil gaya tha...main aksar MTL bhai se puchha karta tha ki wo chhuttiyo me ghar kyun nahi jate ?, kya unhe hostel me akele warden ke sath rahne me jyada maja aata hai ? Kya aapke ghar wale aapko kuchh nahi kahte ?
Aise na jaane kitne sawal main MTL bhai se aaye din puchhate rahta tha aur jawab me wo har baar mere in sawalo ko muskura kar taal dete the....aur aaj jab mujhe sach maloom hua to mujhe unki us muskurahat ke peechhe chhipe us dard ka ahsaas hua,jise unhone kabhi kisi ke samne zahir nahi kiya tha..... maine na jaane kitni hee dafa anjaane me aise sawal karke unka dil dukhaya tha....mujhe ab bhi yaad hai ki ek baar unhone mujhse kaha tha ki "Arman yadi tu janam se mera chhota bhai hota to mujhe bahut khushi hoti....i love you yar..."
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"to kya tum logo ne anath bachcho ko sahara dene wali us association ko Sidar ke bare me khabar nahi di..."
"do din pahle hee unko ye news humne de di thi ki Sidar ki maut ho chuki hai lekin wo Sidar ki body ko lene ab tak nahi aaye hai..."
"i want see him...now" "kya..."jhatka khate hue Arun bola "haan, i want to see MTL bhai...."

[Samrock19797]

Bhaiyo Or unki behno
April se pehle ye story complete ho jayegi
Abhi exams khatam hue hai aaj raat se fir se update mil jayege
Iss baar ek update mai ek poora chapter hoga
Jaisa kisi pichle kuch update se chal rha hai

[Samrock19797]

Chapter-36:Retaliation(Eye for Eye)
Update-130
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Sidar shayad ye bhool gaya tha ki college ke andar ki leadership aur bahar ki leadership me bahut difference hota hai...college ke andar aap kuchh bhi kar sakte hai lekin college ke bahar aapko koyi kuchh bhi kar sakta hai...Sidar se yahi chuk ho gayi,wo NTPC ki strike ko college ke andar hone wali strike samajh baitha tha,lekin wo strike karte waqt ye bhool chuka tha mamla Govt. Se tha jinke hath me security officer ki bagdor hoti hai...na jaane kyun mujhe aisa lag raha tha ki Sidar ki maut koyi coincidence na hokar full planning murder tha...main sirf aisa soch sakta tha kuchh kar nahi sakta tha aur is samay main Sidar ki death body ke samne khada usko nihar raha tha....ye sach hai ki maut ,marne walo ko is duniya se azaad kar deta hai lekin ek sach ye bhi hai ki wahi maut us marne wale se kayiyo ko jod bhi deti hai....pata nahi ,par mujhe Sidar ki body dekhkar na jaane aisa kyun lag raha tha ki jaise meri zindagi ki bahut badi khushi Sidar ke sath chali gayi hai.....
kisi mahan hasti ne kaha hai ki“Death ends a life, not a relationship.” aur ye sach bhi hai ,kyunki dhayi aksharo ka shabd "Maut" mujhse ,Sidar ko lakh koshisho ke bawjood bhi alag nahi kar sakta tha...main Sidar ke sath us samay bhi nahi tha jab wo college chhod raha tha aur main uske sath tab bhi nahi tha jab wo ye duniya chhod raha tha....Sidar ki maut ke teen din baad anath bachcho ko palne wali us association se ek aadmi hospital me aaya aur usne Sidar ke sharir ko unhi panch tatvo me vileen kar diya jin panch tatvo se milkar uska sharir bana hua tha aur ye meri badkismati thi ki us aakhiri waqt me main waha maujood nahi tha...kyunki hospital ke doctors ne Vipin bhaiya se saaf kah diya tha mujhe waha


nahi jana chahiye.....aur us ghatna ke ek mahine se adhik beet jane par main puri tarah se thik hua , mere dono hath,dono pair ab bilkul sahi-salamat the aur pahle ki tarah mazboot bhi...mere kamar aur shoulder bhi ab pahle ki tarah strong ho chuke the...lekin hospital ke un aakhiri dino me maine doctors ko ye jataya ki abhi puri tarah se thik hone me mujhe kuchh din ka samay aur lagega...doctors ne meri x- ray report dekhi aur mujhe ,meri hatheliyo ko open-close karne ke liye kaha to maine jaan buchkar waisa nahi kiya aur kaha ki mujhe aisa karne par dard hota hai....meri x-ray report dekhkar doctors ko jab yakin ho gaya ki main ab puri tarah se thik hoon to unhone mujhe bina kisi sahare ke chalne ke liye kaha aur main jaanbuchkar thodi door chalne ke baad zameen par gira...taki unhe wo yakin ho jaye jo main unhe yakin dilana chahta tha....
"x-ray report ke mutabiq to sab kuchh sahi hai...phhir tujhe problem kaha ho rahi hai..."Vipin bhaiya ,jo ki is samay mere paas baithe the unhone x-ray report uthakar kaha...
"shayad haddiyo ko purani jagah par fit hone me kuchh time lage..."

"matlab ki mujhe kuchh din aur yaha rukna padega...."report ko ek kinare rakhte hue bhaiya ne kaha... "are nahi...aap kyun rukoge, ab to main normal hoon,ab aap ghar jao...thode din baad main bhi hostel chala jaunga...."

"sure..."
"haan...aap jao"
"thik hai to main aaj hee raat ki train se nikalta hoon..."apni ghadi par time dekhte hue unhone kaha"Arun ko main call kar dunga ,wo kal aa jayega...."
"wo to kya ,uska baap bhi aayega..." "kya..."
"kuchh nahi...aap jane ki taiyari karo "
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Vipin bhaiya ko ghar wapas bhejane ke liye main itna utawala isliye tha kyunki unke yaha rahte tak main wo nahi kar pata jo main main ab karne ja raha tha...jo main ab karne wala tha uske liye bade bhaiya ka is shahar se jana bahut jaroori tha aur isiliye maine bahut jor dekar unhe jane ke liye kaha...

dusare din Arun muhse milne aaya aur aate hee usne mere bed ke bagal me rakhi table ke upar dekha ki kuchh khane-peene ka saman rakha hai ya nahi aur jab use kuchh nahi mila to mere sar ke chhote- chhote bal ko kheench kar bola...
"pura kha gaya takle,kuchh to mere liye chhoda hota...." "abhi lunch aaya nahi ,aata hoga thodi der me...."
"chal sahi hai...waise bhi mujhe is waqt solid bhookh lag rahi hai..." "bike par aaya hai kya..."
"aur nahi to kya hostel se 20 kilometer paidal aaunga...takle tera dimag aajkal kaam nahi kar raha hai kya..."
"good, main bahut dino se is mauke ki taalash me tha..."ek pal me koodkar khada hote hue maine kaha...
"BC...ye kya tha be...kal tak to tu dhang se chal bhi nahi pa raha tha aur aaj ekdum se kud kar khada ho gaya...."
"wo sab tu abhi nahi samjhega.."hospital dwara mujhe di gayi marijo ki dress utarte hue maine wo kapde pahne jo mera bhaimujhe dekar gaya tha....
"sala kal to ek chammach pakadte waqt tu dard se karah raha tha aur aaj to tujhe dekhkar lagta hai ki abhich apne hatho se muth mar  "
"wo main nahi kar sakta..."


"kyun..."
"kyunki kal raat hee maine muth mara hai...la bike ki chabhi de..." "chutiya hai kya...agar koyi tujhe dekhne aa gaya to..."
"abey ye ICU nahi hai jaha har 15 minutes me mujhe dekhne koyi na koyi aata rahega...itne din bed par jhoothi acting karte hue maine jo notice kiya hai uske anusar abhi ek baar lunch serve karne ke liye hospital wale aayenge aur phhir lunch dene ke ek ghante baad ye dekhne aayenge ki main goli,dawai sahi time par le li ya nahi....to jab wo khana dene aayenge to unse kahna ki main bathroom gaya hoon aur jab wo ek ghante baad dobara aayenge to ye bolna ki main phhir se bathroom gaya hua hoon....samjha"
"kuchh nahi samjha, seedhe se let ja ...aur waise tu kaha jane ki planning kar raha hai..."mere hath se chabhi chhente hue Arun ne puchha....
"yadi maine tujhe ye bata diya to tu mujhe jane nahi dega aur yadi tune bina sawal-jawab kiye mujhe jane diya to tujhe main wapas lautane par bahut badi khushkhabari dunga....soch le"bed par wapas baithkar maine kaha...
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Arun kuchh der tak kisi soch me dooba raha aur phhir mujhe bike ki chabhi pakdate hue bola"jaha jayega,waha se khana khakar aana...kyunki tera lunch to main safa chatt karne wala hoon..." "ok...apna mobile, wallet bhi de.."
"wo kyun..."teesari baar chauk kar Arun ne puchha...
"tere liye ladki jugad karne ja raha hoon...ab jaldi se wallet aur mobile nikal...."
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Hospital se bahar aakar main jab parking ki taraf badha tab mujhe dhyan aaya ki maine Arun se bike ka number to puchha hee nahi aur mobile apne sath le aaya hoon to ab use call bhi nahi kar sakta.... "shayad usne parking ki slip apne purse me dali  "kya karu ,kya na karu ke us ajeeb si uljhan me fanse mere 1400 gm ke dimag ki batti jaise eka ek jali  aur turant Arun ka wallet nikal kar check kiya
...jisme mujhe Arun ke bike ki slip mil gayi aur main bike lekar seedhe hospital se bahar nikla
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Arun ke wallet me mujhe uske bike ki slip mil gayi jiske baad main bike lekar hospital se bahar aa gaya...


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Mera pahla target tha Naushad,kyunki Naushad ko sabak sikhane ke liye aaj se achchha mauka mujhe kabhi nahi milta aur is waqt sari situation ,sari condition same waisi hee the jaisa ki maine socha tha...yaha tak ki atmospheric tempreture bhi
hostel ki taraf jate waqt main usi medical store ke paas ruka,jaha se maine deepika ke liye condom kharida tha
"ek pad dena...."medical store wale ladke se maine kaha "kaun sa doon, whisper ya phhir stayfree...."
whisper aur stayfree ka name jab us medical store wale ladke ne liya to mujhe apni galti ka ahsaas hua lekin main apni galti sudharta usase pahle hee wo medical store wala ladka bol pada...
"i know..girlfriend ke liye chahiye na...bhai ek suggestion hai ,phone karke puchh le usase ki uski pasand kya hai matlab ki kis brand ka pad wo use karti hai...."
Uske aisa bolne par maine apni aankhe chhoti ki aur use kuchh seconds tak ghoorta raha.dil kiya ki sale ka sar pakad kar sare baal noch dalu aur apni tarah takla bana doon...dil kiya ki seedhe uska sar pakdu aur bahar kheenchkar uspar laato ki barish kar doon....lekin maine aisa nahi kiya kyunki mujhe apni energy Naushad ke liye bacha kar rakhni thi...
"gauze pad dena bole to patti aur ruyi bhi dena...."
Jab maine usase ladkiyo wale pad ki jagah dusara pad manga to abki baar usne apni aakhe chhoti kar li aur kuchh seconds tak mujhe ghoorta raha....
"tu saman dega ya main dusare dukan se jakar le loon..." "deta hoon...deta hoon..."
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Us medical store se nikal kar main phhir se hostel ki taraf badhne laga aur jaise hee hostel ke karib pahucha to maine bike ek side rok di aur Arun ka mobile nikal kar ,Amar sir ko call kiya...
"main aa gaya hoon..."maine kaha "kaha hai..."
"yahi S.P. Ke Bunglow se thodi door khada hoon..."
"thik hai ,wahi rook main aata hoon..."bolkar Amar sir ne phone kat diya...
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waise to main jo bhi plan sochata hoon ,kisi ko lekar main jo bhi strategy banata hoon,uski khabar shuruat me sirf mujhe aur mere dimag ko hoti hai...lekin is baar mere strategy ,mere plan ki khabar Amar sir ko bhi thi...kyunki wo is plan me bahut important role play kar rahe the....bade bhaiya ke mobile se aksar raat ko 12 baje ke baad main Amar sir ko call karke unse Naushad ki khabar leta rahta tha aur do din pahle hee unhone mujhe bataya tha ki in dino mid term chal rahe hai aur Naushad mid term dene na jakar pure din hostel me rahta hai...yahi sabse sahi mauka tha kyunki according to my plan, maine Naushad ko hostel me thoka...ye baat jitne kam logo ko maloom chale ye utna hee mere liye sahi tha.jab mujhe sadak ke kinare bike khade kiye hue kuchh der beet gaya to maine samne ki taraf nazar dali aur Amar sir mujhe door, aate hue dikh gaye...
"kya haal hai ,Arman sir...bahut din laga diye hostel aane me..."
"hospital ki nurses ko mujhse pyar ho gaya hai,sali discharge hee nahi karti...."muskurate hue maine kaha...
"ye le khoon ki dibbi..."ek chhoti se dibbi mere hath me pakdate hue Amar sir ne kaha"ab ja aur chhodna mat sale ko...*** chod dena us BC ,MKL ki....best of luck..."
"luck to mere hee hath me hai isliye yadi bolna hai to all the best bolo..."


"thik hai bhai,jaisi teri marzi...all the best...aur sun" "tello..."
"sirf aadha ghanta hai tere paas kyunki uske baad ladke college se hostel aana shuru kar denge..." "don't worry..."bike start karke maine scarf se apna face bandha aur bola"mere paas jugad hai..."
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college me seniors ke mid term chal rahe the ,isliye hostel lagbhag khali hee tha...lekin kuchh launde aise hote hai jinhe college ke mid term se koyi fark nahi padta aur wo pure din hostel me rahkar khatiya todte rahte hai.Naushad unme se ek tha. aur bhi kayi ladke the jo college na jakar hostel me mauzood the...jisme se mera dost Saurabh bhi ek tha aur use iski bhi jaankari thi ki main aaj yaha aane wala hoon....
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aaj mahino baad hostel ko dekhkar Sidar ki yaad khud ba khud aa gayi lekin maine Sidar ki yaadon ko apne jehan se nikal kar bahar feka kyunki ye waqt kisi ki yaad me dukhi hone ka nahi tha aur jab main isme kamyab hua yani ki khud se Sidar ki yaadon ko door karne ke baad maine apne face ko scarf se baandhe hue apne room ki taraf badha,jaha mera khas dost Saurabh, mere dusare khas dost Sulabh ke sath baitha tab se mera intezaar kar raha tha,jab se maine unhe call karke bataya tha ki main hostel aa raha hoon.....jab main apne room ki taraf ja raha tha to mujhe hostel me rahne wale kuchh ladko ne dekha lekin wo itne jaldi me the ki mujhe pahchan tak nahi paye..mujhe na pahchan pane ki ek vajah shayad ye bhi ho sakti hai ki maine us waqt apne chehre aur sar ko scarf se bandha hua tha....
apne room ki taraf jate hue maine ye socha tha ki jakar un dono kamino se main gale milunga jiske baad dono shuru me mera haal puchhenge aur phhir mere sar par hath phhirakar mujhe taklu-taklu kahenge....lekin andar jakar na to main unse gale mila aur na hee unka haal puchha....
"sale ,tu mere bistar par letkar muth mar maar raha hai  uth bosedk waha se..."
Mere achanak room ke andar aane se aur meri tez aawaz ke karan Saurabh baukhala gaya aur jaldi se apne paint ko,jo ki ghutno tak khisak gaya tha,use kamar ke upar late hue meri taraf badha...
"kaisa hai Arman..."apna ek hath meri taraf badhate hue Saurabh ne mera haal puchha.... "peechhe hat aur lawde mujhe chhuna mat...sala jis hath se muth marta hai usi hath se hath milata
hai..."apne bistar ki bedsheet ko kinare se pakad kar maine kheencha aur uski gathari banakar Saurabh ke muh par de mara"beta ise dho dena aur Sulabh kaha hai..."
"wo bathroom me kar raha hai  "
"very good, lawda main yaha itne bade mission me nikla hoon aur tum dono yaha ye sab kar rahe ho...." Saurabh ko maine bahut sunaya aur jab Sulabh bathroom ko sperm donate karke room me aaya to maine use bhi bahut gali baki aur phhir kaam ki baat karne lage...
"Naushad kaha hai is waqt..."uska name lete hee mera khoon khaulane laga ,kyunki ab mujhe wo sab kuch yaad aane laga tha...jiski vajah se main 3 mahine se adhik hospital me pada raha tha...us din mujhe jitne bhi zakhm mile the wo ab ek-ek karke hare hote ja rahe the....jab mere sare zakhm ek-ek karke hare ho rahe the to usi waqt Saurabh ne mujhe circular shape ka lohe ka ek tukda diya
"ye kaha se laya ,maine to dues ball manga tha..."
"college ke workshop se chori kar liya aur waise bhi ye dues ball se jyada hard aur bhari hai...jisko bhi padega uska sar phhat jayega..."
"thik hai"Saurabh ke hath se maine ball li...ball sach me had se jyada bhari thi...ball ko apne hatho me lekar maine Saurabh se rod ke bare me puchha...
"rod ka jugad nahi ho paya ,lekin hockey stick darwaje ke peechhe chhupa di hai...."
"chal koyi baat nahi..."room ke bahar aate hue main bola"aur apni aankhe khuli rakhna aur jaise hee


Naushad bathroom me ghuse ,kaam me lag jana..."
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Saurabh aur Sulabh ko hidayat dene ke baad main us floor ke bathroom ki taraf badha...Naushad ka room bathroom ke bagal me tha isliye waha se guzarte waqt maine Naushad ke room me nazar dali to dekha ki wo log din dahade daru pee rahe the....yani ki mera kaam ab aur bhi aasan hone wala tha... main bathroom ke andar gaya aur darwaje ki olat me khada hokar apne jeb se khoon ki dibbi nikali aur use ruyi par daalkar maine rui ko achchhi tarah se khoon me bhigoya aur apne dahine hath me khoon se sani rui ko rakhkar uspar patti bandh diya....ab mujhe intezaar tha ki kab Naushad bathroom me aaye aur main uske sar par lohe ki ye ball seedhe phhek kar maru...lekin usi waqt mere dimg me khayalat kaundha ki...kahi itne bhari vajan ke ball se Naushad ki maut na ho jaye.....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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lekin usi waqt mere dimg me khayalat kaundha ki...kahi itne bhari vajan ke ball se Naushad ki maut na ho jaye.....
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Maine us lohe ki ball ko apne dono hatho se uchhala tabhi achanak mujhe basketball ki yaad aa gayi aur maine samne wali deewar par khoon se ek gola banaya aur khoon se bane us gole ke andar ball ko fekne laga...mera nishana ab bhi pahle ki tarah achuk tha ye jaankar mujhe thoda proud feel hua...Naushad ka intezaar karte hue jab main ball ko khoon se bane us gole par nishana sadh raha tha to mujhe wo din yaad aa raha tha ,jab mujhe deepika mam ne buri tarah un gundo ke beech fansa diya tha...mujhe wo pal yaad aa raha tha jab Naushad ko maine call kiya tha aur usne mujhe "chutiya" kahkar phone rakh diya tha.....us nishan ke andar ball ko baar-baar dalte hue main Amar sir ke bare me bhi soch raha tha, jo ek samay Naushad ke khas dosto me se the lekin jab se maine unhe ye bataya tha ki us din meri jo halat hui uska jimmedar Naushad hai to unka chehra tamtama utha tha aur unhone mujhse kaha ki "wo abhich hostel jakar us sale ,MC Naushad ko zinda dafna denge...."
unke us din ke angry young man roop ko dekhkar main dar gaya tha ,kyunki Amar sir without any plan
,Naushad par attack kar dete aur baad me phhas jate...jo main nahi chahta tha....unhe us din rokane ki ek aur vajah ye bhi thi main Naushad ko apne hatho se laal karna chahta tha....
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jab bhi koyi dost,dosti...friend ,friendship ke baare me baat karta hai to meri soch Arun,Saurabh,Sulabh se shuru hokar inhi teeno par khatam ho jati hai aur jab bhi koyi apne dost ki baat mere samne karta hai to main unke us dost ko apne dosto se compare karta hoon, mujhe aisa lagta hai jaise ki uske dost bhi Arun,Sulabh aur Saurabh ki tarah honge...isiliye jab mujhe Naushad aur Amar sir ki dosti ke baare me pata chala to main kuchh der ke liye thoda mushkil me pad gaya tha ki kahi Amar ,Naushad ka sath na de...lekin haqiqat meri shanka ke viparit thi....us din hospital me jab mere ek hath se plaster utara gaya tha aur Amar sir mujhse milne aaye the to unhone kaha tha ki "Arman...Naushad bahut selfish hai mauka padne par wo mujhe bhi istemaal karke condom ki tarah fek sakta hai...isliye main tere sath hoon...."
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"ye sale Saurabh aur Sulabh ne Naushad ko idhar nahi bheja...kutto kar kya rahe ho...bhool to nahi gaye..."khud se baate karte hue maine apne chehre se scarf utara aur Naushad ka intezaar karne laga aur aakhirkar wo waqt bhi aa gaya ,jab Naushad cigarette ke challe udate hue bathroom me ghusa....wo ek gana gungunate hue cigarette pee raha tha....bathroom ke andar aakar Naushad ek taraf apne paint ki zib khol kar khada ho gaya
"how are you, Naushad sir..."patti ka aakhiri sira bandhte hue main bola....
Naushad ne peechhe mudkar mujhe dekha aur mujhe dekhte hee sale ki peshab ruk gayi ,apna muh fadkar wo mujhe dekhne laga....Wo kabhi mujhe dekhta ,to kabhi mere dahine hath me khoon se sani patti ko aur baad me usne bathroom ki gate ki taraf dekha...jo Naushad ke andar ghusane ke turant baad hee bahar se band ho chuka tha...bathroom ke darwaje ke sath-sath hee us floor me jitne room the unke gate ko bhi Saurabh aur Sulabh ne bahar se lock kar diya tha...taki jab bathroom me dhoom-dhadaka ho to koyi bhi apne room se nikal kar mujhe disturb na kare....
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"  darwaja bahar se band hai MC...ab udhar kya dekh raha hai..."ball ko zameen par patak kar maine peechhe deewar ke sahare tikaye hue hockey stick par apna hath jamaya lekin apna hath peechhe hee rakha taki Naushad ko maloom na chale ki mere paas hockey stick hai...
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"tu Arman hai na..."apni aankhe malte hue Naushad ne mujhse puchha... "kyun, gand fat gayi na name sun kar..."
"BC...Arman hee hai tu, tu yaha kya kar raha hai..." "teri ***** chodne aaya hoon...ja bula kar la..."
Naushad ka aadha hosh daru ne uda rakha tha aur uska aadha hosh meri is gali ne uda diya....wo ye bhool gaya ki jab main yaha aaya hoon to kuchh to sochkar hee aaya hounga..
Naushad meri gali se ekdum tamtama gaya aur meri taraf dauda aur tabhich maine apne hatho me rakhe hockey stick ko pakda aur apni taraf aate hue Naushad ke thobade par dhauns diya...jiske baad wo ladkhada kar ek kinare gir pada...lekin us BC me dam tha,wo mujhe marne ke liye turant usi waqt uth khada hua aur main abki baar use hockey stick se thokta uske pahle hee usne apna sar jhukaya aur dono hatho se mere kamar ko pakad kar mujhe deewar ki taraf dhakka de diya jiski vajah se mera sar deewar se takra gaya....
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"rook lawde abhi tujhe batata hoon..."Naushad ko gali bakte hue main deewar se hata hee tha ki Naushad ne phhir se apna sar jhukaya aur dono hatho se mujhe deewar par ek aur baar jor se dhakela
,jiske karan mera sar aur peeth ek baar phhir deewar se buri tarah takraya.... "BC...ye to WWE khel raha hai "


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maine jaldi hee khud ko sambhal liya aur ekdum seedhe khada hua...Naushad ne is baar bhi wahi paitara ajmana chaha lekin abki baar maine sale ke sar ke baal ko jor se pakad liya aur apni puri taqat se ukhadne laga...maine socha tha ki abki baar Naushad kamyab nahi hoga lekin us sale ke andar sharab peene ke baad bhi bahut dam tha usne pahle mere dahine hath me khoon se sani patti ko ye sochkar jor se dabaya ki ,waha sach me koyi ghav hai aur uske jor se dabane ke karan main dard se karahate hue uske sar ke baal chhod dunga...lekin haqiqat to ye thi ki na to mere dahine hath me koyi ghav tha aur na hee maine uska baal chhoda...balki aur bhi tezi se uske sar ke baal kheenchane laga...Naushad jor se chillaya aur aakhir me jab uske sar ke ek tihayi bal mere hath me aa gaye to usne ek baar phhir WWE ka paitara jamakara mujhe deewar par jor se dhakela...
"sala tune mujhe samajh kya rakha hai..."uske sar ko pakad kar maine uska sar deewar se de mara aur neeche padi hockey stick uthakar puri taqat se uske peeth par marna shuru kar diya....ab Naushad dheela padne laga tha, uska sharir past hone laga aur wo wahi let gaya....
"bola tha MC ki apni gand sambhal kar rakh warna aisi gand marunga ki muh se sab kuchh karna padega..."
Naushad kuchh nahi bola aur apni aankhe band kar li ,jiske baad maine uske body ke har us ang ko toda jo mera tuta tha....hockey stick se marte-marte jab main thak gaya to behosh ho chuke Naushad ko maine deewar ke sahare tikaya aur lohe ki us ball ko uthakar kar usase thodi door jakar khada ho gaya.... "apne sar ko basketball court me laga ring samajh aur ye lohe ki bhari bharkam ball jo mere hath me hai
,use basketball samajh..."behosh ho chuke Naushad ko dekhkar maine kaha...aur uske sar ko nishana banakar lohe ki ball uchhal di...ball seedhe uske sar se takrayi aur khatt ki aawaz hui...jiske baad uske sar se khoon bahne laga....
mujhe use ab chhod dena chahiye tha ,lekin mujhe ab maza aane laga tha...maine kayi baar aise hee uske sar ko lohe ki ball se foda aur aakhiri me uske face par de mari...ball seedhe jakar uske naak ke neeche lagi.ek baar phhir wahi jani pahchani aawaz hui aur wahi jana pahchana laal rang uske muh aur nak se nikla....
"BC ...ab jakar hospital me teen mahine tu bhi usi tarah sadega..jaise main sada tha...tu bhi ab is semester ka exam nahi de payega,jaisa ki main nahi de paya tha...."Naushad ko buri tarah peetane ke baad bhi jab meri hasrat puri nahi hui to maine uske sar ke baki bache bal ko pakad kar wahi gahistana shuru kar diya aur bathroom ki khidki kholkar Naushad ko waha se neeche phhek diya....
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Naushad ko marne ke baad main seedhe hospital pahucha,jaha Arun mamla sambhale hue tha.... "aa gaya lawde,kaha mar raha tha..."mujhe dekhte hee Arun ne puchha...
"marne nahi maar kar aa raha hoon,Naushad ko aur side chal...aaram karne de..."hospital ki dress pahankar maine teen-char glass pani piya aur bistar par gir pada.....
bistar par lete-lete main soch raha tha ki us randi ka kya haal hoga jab uske kaan me Naushad ki thukayi ki khabar padegi....sali jaha hogi wahi mera name sunkar moot degi, BC kutiya,...chhinar.


 
 
 
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bistar par lete-lete main soch raha tha ki us randi ka kya haal hoga jab uske kaan me Naushad ki thukayi ki khabar padegi....sali jaha hogi wahi mera name sunkar moot degi, BC kutiya,...chhinar.
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Main bistar par leta hua tha aur main ,Naushad ko thok kar aa raha hoon,ye sunkar Arun ka dimag bhi bas letane wala tha...wo is samay had se jyada shocked tha...
"maine socha tha ki,tera cigarette,daru peene ka man ho raha hoga aur tu ye sab hospital ke andar pee nahi sakta isliye mujhe yaha ki rakhwali saunp kar bahar chala gaya hai...lekin mujhe ye nahi maloom tha ki tu mujhe chodu banakar ladne gaya tha...."gussa hote hue Arun bola

"  maine yadi tujhe bataya hota ki main kaha ja raha hoon to tu yakinan mujhe nahi jane deta...isliye tujhe chodu banana pada..."wapas bistar par baithate hue maine kaha"sale tu khush nahi hai kya..." "khushi....my lund..."

uske baad Arun waha ek pal bhi nahi ruka aur mujhe bura-bhala bolkar waha se chala gaya....
mera wo kaam ho chuka tha,jo main hospital me rahkar karna chahta tha aur main ab jald se jald yaha se nikalne ke firaq me tha, isliye jab sham ko sote waqt ek nurse round par aayi to maine turant light jala di....
"tum soye nahi abhi tak..."
"tu bhi to nahi soyi hai abhi tak janeman...aaja pyar karte hai..."aisa main bolna chahta tha...lekin bol nahi paya
"light band karo aur so jao..."andar aate hue nurse ne kaha aur mere bistar ke sirhane ke paas jo desk rakhi hui thi,uske upar ye dekhne lagi ki maine dawayi le li hai ya nahi....
"main yaha se hostel kab jaunga..." "jab dhang se chalne lagoge tab..."
"chal to main kab se raha hoon, ab bolo to daud kar dikhau..."nurse ko baithane ka ishara karte hue main bola...
"abhi kuchh karne ki jaroorat nahi hai, abhi filhal so jao...kal subah doctor ko dikhana...."khade-khade hee us nurse ne mujhse kaha...
wo shayad samajh gayi thi ki mujhe neend nahi aa rahi hai aur main usase time pass karne ke mood me hoon...
"ok aunty "
Ye sunkar room se bahar jate uske kadam jaha the wahi rook gaye aur mujhe ghoorate hue usne kaha"kya  "
"kuchh nahi..."maine fatak se bulb ka switch off kiya aur chadar taankar let gaya....
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Yadi meri yaddasht sahi hai ,jo ki hamesha hee sahi rahti hai,to jis din maine Naushad ko mara tha uske char din baad hospital se mujhe discharge kar diya gaya aur main khushi-khushi hostel pahucha...hostel me mera swagat bade joro-shoro se hua . Jis din main hospital se discharge hokar hostel pahucha tha...us din ,raat ko hostel me bahut bada cake kata gaya tha...hostel ke launde mujhe dekhkar aise khush ho rahe the ,jaise ki koyi yoddha ,jung jeet kar aaya ho aur jab party khatam hui to mere karibi mujhe ek-ek karke ye batane lage ki pichhale 3 mahino me hostel me kya-kya hua hai...kuchh mujhe ye


bata rahe the ki hostel ke har kamre me naye pankhe lage hai aur khidkiya sudharwa di gayi hai to kuchh mujhe ye bata rahe the ki kaise falana launde ne apne birthdaye ke din unhe bharpet daru pilayi thi...
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"Yadi mera anuman sahi hai to ye room Naushad ka hee hai na..."apne room ki taraf jate hue jab main Naushad ke roon ke paas panucha to waha ruk kar hostel ke ladko se puchha"iske room me tala kyun laga hai..."
"are Arman bhaiya....BC ko pata nahi kisne maarkar hostel ke peechhe jungle me phhek diya tha...kismat thi sale ki jo bach gaya "Rajshri Pandey jo mere peechhe khada tha wo aage aate hue bola"uske baad se Naushad ke room partners ki phhat gayi aur unhone hostel chhod diya...un sabka kahna hai ki hostel ke ladko ne milkar Naushad ko mara tha...."
"sab sale gay hai,"bolte hue main apne room ki taraf badh gaya,jaha Amar sir,pahle se mauzood the....mujhe itne sare laundo ke sath dekhkar unhone mujhe ishara kiya ki wo mujhse akele me baat karna chahte hai...

"thik hai bhai log...ab aap sabhi yaha se khisakiye aur jis ladki ko bhi chodne ka dil karta hai, use apne khwabo me chodo aur muth maro....good night,sweet dream...love you all..."unke jane ke baad main Amar bhai ki taraf ghooma"haan bolo..."

"ek buri khabar hai...ya phhir kahe to do buri khabar hai..." "ab kya hua..."
"pahli buri khabar ye ki Naushad ko hosh aa chuka hai aur dusari buri khabar ye ki usne security officer ko tere khilaf bayan diya hai...."
"aap tension mat lo, main sambhal lunga...."
"yah !main janta hoon ki tu sab sambhal lega...chal bye, good night..." "good night..."
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Amar ke jane ke baad maine room andar se band kar liya,kyunki main nahi chahta tha ki ab ,jab main khud ko security officer se bachane ke baare me soch raha hoon to koyi namuna aakar mujhe disturab kar de....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Amar ke jane ke baad maine room andar se band kar liya,kyunki main nahi chahta tha ki ab ,jab main khud ko security officer se bachane ke baare me soch raha hoon to koyi namuna aakar mujhe disturab kar de....
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Amar ke jane ke baad maine bahut socha...aadhe ghante tak lagbhag main yahi sochta raha ki ab aage kya karna hai aur aadhe ghante baad mujhe maloom chala ki is case me kuchh sochane ki jaroorat hee nahi hai...jo hua sari duniya ke samne hua...matlab ki sabko pata hai ki jab Naushad ki hostel me thukayi hui to main hospital me admit tha...


Jab main Naushad wali jhanjhat se alag hua to mera dhyan mere room me rahne wale mere dono khas dosto par gaya,jo aaj yaha nahi the....Saurabh aur Arun ,bhu se milne uske college gaye the aur un dono ka plan kuchh dino tak wahi rukne ka tha yani ki ab main do-teen din akele is room me rahne wala tha....achanak mujhe yaad aaya ki kal mujhe college bhi jana hai aur college ke mere sare astra-shastra ka koyi ata-pata nahi tha....
"mera bag....almirah me hoga..."sochte hue maine almirah kholi to mujhe mera bag mila...
aaj college me aaye hue mujhe lagbhag 2 saal hone wale the aur aaj ye pahla mauka tha jab main college jane ke ek din pahle apna bag bhar raha tha...lekin bag bharte waqt mujhe dhyan aaya ki mere paas to 4th sem. Ka koyi material hee nahi hai ,ab kal college me jakar lawda hilaunga kya  bathroom jakar maine towel pani se bheegoya aur wapas aakar pani me bhige towel se apne college ko mast chamka kar,ek pen aur ek copy daal di.....
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"BC, is sem. Me 12 paper dene hai...matlab ki padhna padega..."maine khud se kaha aur khidki kholkar ek cigarette jalayi....
chahe halat kitne bhi bure rahe ho, bhale hee uske dil me mere liye kitna bhi kadwapan kyun na bhara ho...lekin uske liye dil kal bhi dhadakta tha aur aaj bhi dhadak raha hai....mujhe ab bhi yaad hai ki jab main coma se wapas hosh me aaya tha to Esha ke baare me sochana laga tha....
main us samay ye soch raha tha ki shayad meri ye halat dekhkar Esha mujhse milne aayegi, jab mujhe hosh aaya to mujhse milne ke liye,mera haal chal janne ke liye taqriban mere sabhi jaan-pahchan wale aaye...siway do ko chhodkar. Ek Sidar tha to dusari Esha...Sidar to bahut door ja chuka tha ,isliye usase milne ki mujhe koyi ummid nahi thi..lekin Esha ka intezaar main har din karta tha is ummid ke sath ki shayad aaj wo din hai,jab wo bhoori aankho walo ladki ,apna gaal phhulaye mujhse milne aayegi,do char baate karegi...lekin wo din kabhi nahi aaya. Esha mujhse milne hospital me nahi aayi. Dil thoda udas to hua lekin phhir maine khud ko ye kahkar razi kar liya ki,shayad use khabar hee nahi hogi ki mujhe hosh aa gaya hai....lekin main ye janta tha ki sach ye nahi hai kyunki jaha mere hosh me aane ki khabar pure college ko thi,waha ye khabar Esha ke kano tak na pahuche ye ho hee nahi sakta tha....
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"Arman bhaiya...darwaja kholo.."
is aawaz ne mera dhyan toda .koyi mere room ke darwaje ko jor se peet raha tha.... "teri maa ka alpha,beta ,gamma...kaun hai be..."
"Arman bhaiya main hoon , Rajshri Pandey..."
"Rajshri Pandey..."maine time dekha,raat ke 2 baj rahe the"ise to hostel me hona chahiye tha,ye yaha kya kar raha hai...."

"warden se ladayi ho gayi Arman bhaiya..."ladkhadate hue Rajshri Pandey andar aaya aur peechhe mudkar kisi aur ko bhi andar aane ke liye kaha.,jiske baad 5-6 ladke ek sath mere room ke andar aa gaye....

"niklo sab,ye apun ke sone ka time hai..."jabarjasti gussa hote hue maine kaha...
"kya bhaiya, itni jaldi sokar kya karoge,abhi to raat ke 2 hee baje hai..."bolte hue wo mere bistar par pahle baitha aur phhir let gaya...
"pahli baat to ye ki..."use pakad kar zameen me phhekte hue main bola"pahle pura lafda batao aur dusari baat ye ki mere bistar ko kisi ne touch bhi kiya to chod dunga...sala aaj hee nayi chadar dali hai..."
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"BC, power dikha raha tha wo warden.."Rajshri Pandey bola"sala hoshiyari chod raha tha apun ke samne, bol raha tha ki yadi hostel me rahna hai to raat ko sahi time pe aao ,warna mat aao.."


"phhir...? "
"phhir kya, mera munda satak gaya aur sale ko bahut mara aur bhag kar seedhe idhar aayela hoon
,aapke paas..."
"idhar kya ab mujhse ladne aaya hai,chal bhag yaha se..."ghoorte hue maine kaha
"kya Arman bhai...maine socha tha ki aaj raat aapke hostel me rukunga aur subah nikal lunga...."
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Pahle maine socha ki un sabko laat maar ke bhaga du,lekin phhir khayal aaya ki ,apne hee launde hai..ladayi jhagde me sath dete rahte hai,isliye inki madad karna to mera farz banta hai
"ek shart par main tum sabko yaha rukne ke liye kahunga...actually ek nahi do shart par...matlab ke teen shart par..."
"are aap huqum karo..aapke liye to jaan bhi hazir hai ,yaha tak ki mere jeb me padi rajshri ke 10 packet aapko de du...bas maang mat lena  "
"na to mujhe teri rajshri chahiye aur na hee teri jaan....meri pahli shart ye hai tum me se koyi bhi bistar par nahi soyega..."
"Qabool hai..."wo sab ek sath chillaye "meri cigarette koyi nahi piyega..."
"Qabool hai..."wo sab ek baar phhir ek sath chillaye...
"aur koyi mutth nahi marega ,warna lund kat ke muh me de dunga..."
"are Aap tension nakko karo, mujhe aapki sab shart manzoor hai..."zameen se khada hokar Rajshri Pandey mere paas aaya aur mere kandhe par hath rakhkar apna seena thokte hue bola"dekho Arman bhai..main ek kisan ka beta hoon, isliye jameen me sone me mujhe koyi dikkat nahi hogi aur mere paas already cigarette ki do-do packet hai...ek aap bhi rakh lo..."bolte hue usne cigarette ki ek packet nikali aur mere jeb me daal di...
"thanks aur teesari shart yaad hai na..."
"bilkul yaad hai, aap fikra mat karo Arman bhai...hum logo ne itni daru chadha rakhi hai ki mutth marna to door ki baat hai,yadi is waqt deepika mam apna doodh mere hath me thama de to main use na daba paun..."uske baad Rajshri Pandey ne mere gaal ko chuma aur good night bolkar wahi zameen par apne dosto ke sath palat ho gaya....
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"sala gay..."mere gaal par jis jagah Rajshri Pandey ne kiss kiya tha use saaf karte hue maine kaha"ye launda bhi deepika pe fida hai....aur tabhi mere 1400 gm ke dimag me kuchh aaya...kuchh aisa jisase
,main deepika ka sara guroor todkar uski chut me daal sakta tha..."


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aur tabhi mere 1400 gm ke dimag me kuchh aaya...kuchh aisa jisase ,main deepika ka sara guroor todkar uski chut me daal sakta tha...
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dimag me turant ek sunami ki lahar uthi aur phhir shant ho gayi. Abhi-abhi mere andar aaye sunami ne mujhe aane wale dino me kya karna hai,kaise karna hai...iske sare facts samjha diye the. Lekin main is samay ek baar phhir khud se joojh raha tha aur mere samne ek baar phhir wahi sawal tha ki...kya mujhe ye karna chahiye ?
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Ek ladki ki khubsurati use tabhi tak bacha sakti hai jab tak uski wo khubsurati kisi ke aankh me khatak na jaye kyunki yadi galti se bhi us ladki ki khubsurati nafrat me badal gayi to phhir uska khubsurat jism bhi badsurat sharir lagne lagta hai aur aisa hee is waqt mere sath ho raha tha....chahe pura jamana deepika mam ke liye pagal ho lekin ab wo mere liye sirf aur sirf ek badsurat si ghamandi ladki thi...jisase mujhe badla lena tha....mujhe ab uski na hee wo chhatiya aakarsit lagti aur na hee uska model figure. Deepika mam ab meri aankho me khatak rahi thi aur uska name jehan me aate hee main gusse se tadap uthata tha...dil karta tha ki abhi us MC ka baal pakadu aur ghaseet-ghaseet kar uski jaan le lu....
jab mere dil aur dimag ne deepika mam se badla lene wali mere idea par apni muhar laga di to mujhe ek aur ladki ka khayal aaya...aur ye ladki jo abhi mere khayalo me aayi thi wo koyi aur nahi balki wahi ladki thi jo aksar mere khwabo me bhi mujhe darshan deti thi...bas fark sirf itna tha ki mere khwab me wo mere liye aati thi lekin haqiqat me wo kisi aur ke liye aati thi...fark sirf itna tha ki khwab me main jis justaju ke sath uske karib hota tha ,haqiqat me main iske bilkul ulat usi justaju ke sath usase bahut door ho raha tha....
Aisa nahi hai ki maine use kabhi bhoolne ki koshish nahi ki lekin jab bhi aisa karne ki sochi tabhi dil se aawaz aayi ki ek baar koshish karne me kya jata hai...?
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kabhi-kabhi jab wo sapne me aati aur mere karib baithi rahti to dil karta ki meri kabhi aankh hee na khule .kayi baar jab main sapna dekh raha hota tha to mujhe na jaane kaha se maloom chal jata tha ki ye haqiqat nahi balki haqiqat ke duniya ki ek jhoothi parchhayi hai,jiska haqiqat ki bahari duniya me koyi wazood nahi hai.....lekin phhir bhi main dil ko samjhane me nakam hee raha.
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us din main puri raat nahi soya, khidki ke paas bistar khiskakar cigarette ke dhuye se sari raat apne seene ko jalata raha..kyunki us waqt mere andar hazaro sawalo ne ek sath dastak de di thi ,jiska jawab main dhoondh raha tha....maine ek aur cigarette jalayi aur phhir sochane laga MTL bhai ke baare me....
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Aisa nahi hai ki itne din beet jane ke baad main Sidar ko bhool chuka hoon...uski maut ki khabar ab bhi mere kano me gunjati hai aur jab bhi ye khabar mere kano me gunjati hai to sari duniya ko ek taraf karke,sare scientists ke theories ,principles ki maa-bahan ek karke main khud ko usi jagah pata hoon jaha mujhe hospital me ye khabar pata chali thi....Sidar bhai kayi sare sawal apne peechhe chhod gaye the jiska jawab shayad mujhe kabhi nahi milne wala tha...lekin ek chiz jo maine karne ki thani thi wo ye ki Sidar ke us hostel ka rutba main kayam rakhunga ,jisme usne apni zindagi ke sabse aham chaar saal bitaye the...aisa sochana bhale hee kisi ko pagalpan lage lekin mujhe isase koyi fark nahi padta....is waqt dil kar raha tha ki Sidar bhai kahi se...kahi se bhi bas ek baar laut kar aa jaye taki main unse gale mil saku....dil kar raha tha ki ek baar phhir main koyi galti karu aur Sidar mujhe daante aur phhir kandhe me hath rakhkar samjhaye ki"Arman, aisa mat kar..."


lekin ab ye ho nahi sakta tha...kyunki ab na to MTL bhai kabhi wapas aane wale the aur na hee unko lekar mere Arman kabhi pure hone wale the....
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raat se subah hui ,lekin main pichhale kayi ghanto ki tarah ab bhi usi khidki ke paas baitha apne ateet ke kuchh panne palat raha tha aur apne zindagi ke un palo ko yaad kar raha tha,jo ab kabhi aane wale nahi the.....Sidar ko is waqt yaad karne ki ek vajah shayad ye bhi thi ki mujhe khidki se hostel ke bahar rakhi wo chair dikh rahi thi...jispar baithkar main Sidar se aksar baat kiya karta tha....
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"kya soch rele ho Arman bhai..." "huuuunn..."main jaise jhatke se hosh me aaya...
"itna chauk kyun gaye...main to kal raat hee idhar aaya tha..."aankhe malte hue Rajshri Pandey bola... "kuchh nahi,Sidar ke baare me soch raha tha...."
Abki baar Rajshri Pandey kuchh nahi bola aur apne dosto ko uthakar room se bahar karne laga.... "Pandey....sun"jab wo waha se jane laga to maine use aawaz di"us ladke ko jiska chakkar deepika mam ke sath chal raha hai ,use bolna ki sham ko college khatam hone ke baad mujhse mile..."
"bilkul...main khud use idhar leke aaunga...."
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Rajshri Pandey aur uske dosto ke waha se jane ke baad main kuchh der yun hee khud se ulajhta raha aur jab college jane ka time hua to badhiya taiyar hokar hostel se bahar nikla....hostel se college jate samay mujhe aisa laga ki aaj suraj ki roshani kuchh jyada hee hai.aaj college ki building mujhe mere kisi bichhade hue ashiyane ki tarah lag raha tha,jaha main jald se jald pahuchana chahta tha aur jaise hee maine college ke boundray me entry mari,sabki nazare mujh par aa tiki...sabhi students apne sathi students se mere baare me khusur-phhusur karne lage...kuchh mere body ko bhi dekh rahe the ,kuchh mere sharir par zakhm ke nishan dhoondh rahe the....un sabko ko ignore marte hue main seedhe ,chup- chap college me ghusa aur waha ki halat bhi bahar ki tarah hee thi...matlab ki sab mujhe dekhte aur phhir aapas me baat karte...jab main corridor me chalte hue aage badh raha tha to mere aage jo students the wo mujhe dekhte hee side ho ja rahe the...mujhe pahle se hee andaza tha ki mere college aane par kuchh-kuchh aisa hee mahol hoga...

aaj na jane kitne dino baad main right time par college pahucha tha.maine class me bag rakha to mujhe chahne walo ne mera haal-chal puchha aur kuchh ladke apna rola jamane ke liye mujhe apne sath class se bahar aane ke liye kaha.

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"Arman...wo dekh Esha ,Gautam aur uski wo bahan...jiske chakkar me itna bada lafda hua tha..."ek launde ne mujhe ishara karte hue dheere se kaha...


 
 
 
 
 
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"Arman...wo dekh Esha ,Gautam aur uski wo bahan...jiske chakkar me itna bada lafda hua tha..."ek launde ne mujhe ishara karte hue dheere se kaha...
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ye sunkar main shuru me ghabra gaya aur socha ki turant waha se class ke andar chala jaun...mere dil ne,jo ki Esha se bahut pyar karta tha..usne kaha ki mujhe abhi hee Gautam se us din ke liye mafi maang leni chahiye taki Esha mujhse phhir se baat karne lage, maine aisa karne ke liye socha bhi lekin tabhi mere ahankar ne mujhe aisa karne se saaf mana kar diya...
"sahi hai...yadi maine Gautam se mafi mangi to thook kar chatne wali baat ho jayegi aur jab maine deepika mam ki gulabi chut nahi chati to phhir ye kyun karo...black hole me jaye Esha aur mere hath se maar khane wala uska boyfriend..."unko apni taraf aata hua dekh maine goggles nikala aur pahan kar waha ki deewar se ek hath tikaya....
Gautam ki halat dekhkar aisa lag raha tha jaise wo aaj hee college me aaya hai ya phhir pichhale do-teen din se hee college aa raha hoga....wo ek pair se langda raha tha aur Esha ke sahare chal raha tha...
"ab ye BC Gautam mujhe yaha dekhkar phhir se lafda karega...kya mujhe abhi class ke andar chale jana chahiye...."maine khud se puchha lekin jawab ek baar phhir mere ahankar ne diya"yadi tu Gautam ko dekhkar class ke andar gaya to ye sare launde yahi samjhenge ki teri Gautam ko dekhkar phhat gayi hai aur phhir ijjat down ho jayegi soch le..."
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Aakhirkar maine wahi deewar par ek hath tika kar khade rahne ka faisala kiya aur chingam muh me na hote hue bhi bade taav se aise muh chala raha tha jaise 5-6 chingam mere muh me ek sath ho...
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"sun be..."jab wo teeno mere samne aaye to maine dusari taraf khade apne class ke ek ladke se tez aawaz me kaha"us ladke ko hosh aa gaya kya ,jise maine kal raat sar par rod se mara tha ya abhi bhi coma me hai...."

Pata nahi mujhe achanak kya hua,jo main ye sab Gautam ke muh par bol gaya,kyunki andar se to meri bhi buri tarah se phhati hui thi...meri baat sunkar Gautam ek pal ke liye jaha tha wahi rook gaya lekin agle hee pal wo waha se aage badhne laga....maine jis ladke ko bali ka bakra banakar aawaz diya tha wo apna muh fade mujhe dekh raha tha ki ye maine usase kya kah diya....jab Gautam ,Esha aur Divya ke sath aage badh gaya to ek baar phhir maine jale par namak chhidka aur bali ka bakra ek baar phhir se usi ladke ko banaya
"oye uski us item ka kya hua, jiska baap bedam rahis hai aur jo car se ek aur item ke sath aati hai...."
 
"kya bol raha hai bhai,marwayega kya..."us bali ke bakre ne roni si surat banayi lekin main kaha manne wala tha,abki baar maine Gautam ke zakhm par seedhe namak ki ek bori dalte hue bola
"yadi wo ladka,jiske sar par maine rod mari thi,wo tujhe dikhe to usase bolna ki mere samne aukat me rahe warna ek baar phhir se thokunga..."

Gautam is baar bhi chup raha lekin use sahara dene wali Esha peechhe palat kar apne man me mujhe galiya dene lagi aur main aankho me kala chashma lagaye usko dekhkar muskurata raha jisase wo aur jal-bhun gayi...jis ladke ko maine teen baar bali ka bakra banaya tha wo is samay waha se bhag chuka

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Mujhe aaj thoda Gautam ke bartaav par tajjub hua kyunki wo aaj mere muh se itani sari baate sunkar bhi chup chap raha tha....lekin kab tak ? Kyunki itna to main janta tha ki na to wo mere samne jhukega aur mere jhukne ka to sawal hee paida nahi hota....isliye maine usi waqt aankho me kala chashma lagaye ye andaza laga liya tha ki hum dono yadi kabhi bhoole se bhi ek-dusare ke aamne samne aaye to anjaam bahut hee bura hoga,kyunki abki baar Gautam ka gunda baap seedhe meri jaan lega lekin main itna chodu nahi jo pichhali baar ki tarah Gautam ke baap ke changul me fans jaunga....kul-milakar jo bhi hone wala tha bahut bura hone wala tha.
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"Arman tum..."
"haan main, "Vibha ko dekhkar maine kaha... "how are you,..."
"ekdum jhakkas aur tu..."
"fine...aur jara dhang se pesh aao ,ye college hai isliye goggles utaro aur chingam thook kar class ke andar aao..."
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Aaj bahut din baad college aaya tha isliye class me aaj thoda shant tha...meri shant rahne ki ek aur vajah shayad ye bhi thi ki aaj mere khas dosto me se koyi bhi college me nahi tha...isliye yadi main bakchodi karta bhi to kisase karta...maine apne aas-paas baithe ladko se kayi baar baat karne ki koshish bhi ki lekin main jisase bhi baat karta wo meri baat ko sunkar ansuna kar deta aur bolta ki use class se bahar nikal diya jayega......
"sale kitne boring ho BC tum log..."jab recess hua to angdayi marte hue main bola"isase achchha to main last bench par akele hee baithu...."
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Recess ke baad phhir class chalu hui aur ab main last bench par akela baitha hua tha...maine bahut prayas kiya ki mujhe neend na aaye lekin teachers ke lectures mujhe kisi lori ki tarah lag rahe the aur recess ke baad dusare period me hee meri aankhe bhari hone lagi....maine samne desk par apna bag rakha aur phhir bag par sar rakhkar so gaya....
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"utho,class me tala lagana hai..."kisi ne mujhe jor se hilate hue kaha... "class ke baki log kaha gaye..."aankhe malte hue maine peon se puchha...
is samay puri class me mere aur us peon ke siwa koyi aur nahi tha,isliye mujhe thoda ashcharya hua "chutti ho gayi hai,sab apne ghar ko nikal gaye ab tum bhi idhar se niklo ,mujhe tala lagana hai..."
"ye kaise ho gaya..."turant khade hokar maine apna bag tanga aur badbadate hue class se bahar aaya... "BC, salo ne mujhe jagaya tak nahi aur teachers kaise jhandu the jo unhone mujhe kuchh kaha tak nahi...jaroor salo ki phhat gayi hogi ki kahi mujhe jagane par main unhe na pel du. "
time dekhne ke liye maine apne jeb se mobile nikalna chaha to mobile mere jeb se gayab tha , tab mujhe yaad aaya ki mobile to mere desk par hee chhut gaya hai....
"suno bhaiya, class dobara kholna to ,mera mobile andar chhut gaya hai..."

us peon ko aawaz dekar maine kaha lekin wo peon apni peeth meri taraf kiye bahar corridor me jhadu laga raha tha....uske baal achanak se bahut lambe ho gaye aur wo peon meri taraf jhadu lekar ghooma to mera dil jaise ek pal ke liye rook hee gaya...kyunki us peon ki shakal Atindra ki shakal me badal chuki thi....

"BC, main phhir se sapna dekh raha hoon..."maine kahna chaha lekin pata nahi kyun aawaz gale se bahar hee nahi nikli...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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"BC, main phhir se sapna dekh raha hoon..."maine kahna chaha lekin pata nahi kyun aawaz gale se bahar hee nahi nikli...
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Maine turant waha se bhagne ka socha lekin Atindra ko waha dekhkar Pair zameen me aise chipak gaye ki waha se bhagna to door ek kadam aage-peechhe bhi nahi ho rahe the aur idhar Atindra apne lambe balo ki lato ko peechhe karte hue ek darawani muskan ke sath mere taraf badh raha tha.
Main janta tha ki Atindra ka bhoot sirf mere dimag me hai aur haqiqat se iska koyi vasta nahi hai...lekin ek sach ye bhi tha ki Atindra ko sapne me dekhkar meri sitti-pitti gum ho jati thi...sala kabhi kuchh samajh hee nahi aata tha ki main kya karu ? Kaise mere dimag me baithe Atindra se peechha chhudau...is waqt sapna bhale hee mera tha lekin raaz Atindra kar raha tha.....
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aaj kal humare desh me bahut sare dharam guru hai...kuchh farzi hai to kuchh dharm ki aad me apna kala dhandha chalate hai....isliye inke paas jakar apni problem batana matlab ek dusari problem me fasna hai...main jab akele rahta hoon to apne dimag me baithe Atindra ko door karne ke liye bahut sochta hoon aur kuchh naye plan banata hoon...lekin pata nahi kyun Atindra ko dekhte hee jaise mujhe kuchh yaad hee nahi aata. Us waqt mujhe aisa lagta hai jaise is puri duniya me mere siwa sirf aur sirf wo hee hai...mere sapne ke aas-paas ka drishya aaj bhi thik waisa hee tha jaise ki hardam hota tha, yani ki aas-paas hum dono ke aalawa koyi teesara nahi tha ,jise main madad ke liye pukar saku....
maine kayi baar socha ki kisi baba,pandit ke paas jakar apni problem unhe batau ki mujhe mera mara hua dost sapne me mujhe bahut pareshan karta hai lekin phhir maine apna vichar badal diya aur in farzi babao se madad lene ki bajay Google maharaj ke darbaar me sharan li....maine google ki site par jakar search kiya ki ek bure sapne se kaise bacha ja sakta hai. Mere search karne ke baad apni adat anusar Google Maharaj ne hazaro tarike mujhe bataye aur mera 3-4 ghante ka samay khaya...lekin sirf ek kaam ki baat mujhe us 3-4 ghante me samajh aayi aur wo kaam ki baat ye thi ki "us bure sapne se nikalne ki jald se jald koshish karo..."
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Google Maharaj ne mujhe ye bhi bataya ki main jo sapne me karunga uska thoda- bahut effect mere vastavik jeewan par bhi padega.....


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"Arman...Arman..."Atindra seedhe kudkar mere upar chadh gaya aur apni darawani hansi se mere kaan me dard paida karne laga....
Maine aas-paas kuchh jugad dekha, jisase ki main sapne se bahar aa jaun aur tabhich mere 1400 gm ke dimag ne pahli baar Atindra ke samne apni batti jalayi aur maine apna sar paas ki deewar me jor se de mara.....
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idhar maine apna sar deewar par mara aur udhar dusari taraf meri neend desk me mere sar takrane se khuli...
"aahh..."apne sar ko sahlate hue maine class ki taraf dekha .
"kya hua Arman...."Vibha apni hansi dabate hue boli"apna sar desk par kyun patak rahe ho..."
"abhi-abhi maine sapne me bhoot dekha aur sapne se bahar aane ke liye apna sar jor se deewar par de mara..."
"achchha...bhoot ne aur kya-kya kiya..."
"bas itna hee kiya, aage maine kuchh karne hee nahi diya use..."
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Vibha ne aur bhi tarah-tarah ke sawal puchhe aur uske har sawal par maine ekdum sahi jawab diya ,lekin wo aur puri class hans rahi thi...sabko lag raha tha ki main comedy kar raha hai...
"kamal hai yar, sala sach bolu...tab bhi kisi ko yakin nahi hota  "
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"ruk...ruk...ruk...ek important call hai..."Varun bola aur apna mobile lekar waha se uth gaya... Varun ke jane ke baad Arun apni aankhe badi kiye hue aur muh fade hue mujhe dekh raha tha.... "tujhe kya hua..."
"sach me wo launda tere sapne me aata hai ya tu mirch masale lagakar kahani ko intresting banane ki koshish kar raha hai..."
"kahani ko interesting banane ke liye mere paas aur bhi kayi formule hai chodu...kya tujhe yakin nahi ho raha  "Arun ka collar pakadte hue main bola...
"mujhe yaad aa gaya aur ye yakin bhi ho gaya ki tu sach boling...kyunki jab main aur Saurabh, bhu se milne ke baad apne college pahuche the to kisi ne mujhse kaha tha ki tu ek din chalti class ke beech me apna sar fod raha tha...."
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"ok..ok main kar dunga...kaam ho jayega..."phone par kisi se baat karte hue Varun wapas mere samne baitha"wo sab to sahi hai lekin ek baat samajh me nahi aayi ki ,Gautam ko to tune sar par rod mari thi,phhir wo langda kar kaise chal raha tha..."
"apna chehra jara karib lana..." "kyun..."
"chumma lunga  abey chodu ,us waqt ,jab hostel me meri Gautam se ladayi hui thi to, waha humlog ludo aur saanp-seedhi ka game nahi khel rahe the...ladayi kar rahe the aur kaun kab kiski baja ke nikal jaye ,iski hawa tak nahi lagti...kisi ne pel diya hoga Gautam ke pair me..."
"hmm....ye ho sakta hai.."
"ye ho sakta hai...nahi ye hua hai "
" phhir tune deepika ko kaise choda , i mean usase apna badla kaise liya...aur wo ladka kaun tha


jisne patthar ke upar se kudkar teri thukayi start ki thi..."
"deepika ko maine bahut achchhe se choda aur wo ladka wahi tha,jisne first year me meri ragging li thi..."
"kya  "chaukte hue Varun ne apne sar par apna hath phhiraya"maine guess kiya tha ki wo ladka Varun hoga...."

"us raat andhere me us launde ko dekhkar mujhe uski shakal kuchh jani-pahchani si lagi thi...aur maine bhi yahi maan liya tha ki wo ladka yakinan Varun hee hai...lekin mera ye confusion Amar Sir ne door kar diya...jab wo hospital me mujhse milne aaye the to unhone mujhe bataya tha ki un gundo me wo ladka bhi shamil tha jisne first year me meri ragging li thi. tab mujhe turant samajh me aa gaya tha ki mujhpar sabse pahle attack karne wala Varun nahi tha "

"phhir ek sawal yaha ye bhi paida hota hai ki Amar ko ye information kisne di..."bolte-bolte Varun achanak chup ho gaya aur thodi der baad usne darte hue kaha"dil pe mat lena ,lekin mujhe aisa kyun lag raha hai ki teri pitayi me Amar ka bhi hath tha..."
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Varun ke aisa kahne par main muskuraye bina nahi rah saka...
"Actually yaha matter thoda aur confuse karne wala hai...Amar sir ne mujhe hospital me ye bhi bataya tha ki Sidar ko sab maloom chal gaya tha...jaise ki Naushad ne mera call disconnect kar diya ,deepika ne mujhe fasaya aur meri ragging lene wala senior gundo ke us group me shamil tha..."
"ek minute...sar thoda ghoom raha aur meri fat bhi rahi hai..."Arun ki taraf ishara karte hue Varun ne thodi door rakhi table par se pani ki botal lane ke liye kaha....
"ab main jo bhi bolne wala hoon, us dil pe na lekar seedhe muh me lena..." "bak.."
"Sidar kaise mara,ek baar phhir se batayega kya ? Pleaseee "
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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"Sidar kaise mara,ek baar phhir se batayega kya ? Pleaseee "
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Varun ke is sawal ne mujhe kuchh der ke liye sochane par majboor kar diya...mujhe samajh nahi aa raha tha ki kaha se shuruat karu aur phhir maine kaha..
"tujhe kya lagta hai ki maine Sidar ke baare me khoj-been nahi ki...Varun ,wo 22 saal ka ladka jo us din mara tha, wo mere liye koyi aam nahi tha,jiske baare me duniya kuchh bhi bole aur main bina kisi saboot ke sab kuchh manta chala jaun..maine bahut khoj been ki ,bahut hath-pair chalaye...NTPC me kaam karne wale uske dosto se puchha yaha tak ki maine security officer station ke bhi kaye chakkar lagaye,lekin result pahle jaisa hee tha...sari kadiya isi baat ki taraf ishara kar rahi thi ki Varun ki maut ek hadsa tha na ki


murder....."
"ok...jab tune sab kuchh pata kiya tha tab main kuchh nahi bol sakta,lekin phhir bhi mujhe na jaane kyun aisa lag raha hai ki Sidar ke sath kuchh aisa hua hoga jo kisi ko nahi maloom..."
"shuru-shuru me mujhe bhi yahi lagta tha..main ghanto akela hostel ki bahar wali kursiya par baithkar is baare me sochta tha ,lekin isase kuchh bhi hasil nahi hua...kyunki sari kadiya har baar ghoom karke isi point par apni muhar laga deti thi ki Sidar ke sath hadsa hua tha na ki murder....."
"thik hai ,chal chhod...filhal to tu ye bata ki deepika se tune apna badla kaise liya...mere khayal se tune use lita-lita kar,ragad-ragad kar...aage-peechhe ,upar-neeche ...har jagah choda hoga....main bahut excited hoon us hot moment ko sunne ke liye  "
"uske liye phhir se ateet ke samundar me dubki marni padegi..."
"haan to maar na dubki..3 ghante hai mere paas.."ghadi me time dekhte hue Varun bola...
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Saurabh aur Arun ko wapas aane me teen se char din ka samay lag gaya aur ye teen se char din mere liye bahut boring sabit hue...sala bilkul maza hee nahi aa raha tha in dono ke bina...college me to phhir bhi Sulabh ke rahne ke karan thoda bahut man lag jata tha lekin hostel me aane ke baad sala pura time mujhe katne ko daudata....
jab ye dono bhu se milkar wapas aaye to jaan me jaan aayi .Saurabh aur Arun ke wapas aane ke baad phhir se apni wahi purani zindagi shuru ho gayi. humlog din bhar college me teachers ko pareshan karte aur college se aane ke baad kisi junior ko pakad kar usase cigarette mangwate aur free me
peete  , humare is kaam me humara junior Rajshri Pandey humari bahut help karta tha, wo khud hume aakar un ladko ke name bata jata jinke paas bahut paise the aur wo thode fattu type ke the...badle me Rajshri Pandey ko humlog kuchh cigarette packet se nikal kar de dete the....
din aise hee beet rahe the ki ek din college jate waqt college ke bahar mujhe deepika mam dikhi jo apni car se utar rahi thi...meri jaankari me ye baat aa chuki thi ki Deepika mam ne ek nayi car kharidi hai, jiske baad mujhe ye samajhne me bilkul bhi der nahi lagi ki deepika ke paas ye car Gautam ke baap ki meharbani se aayi hai matlab ki ye car deepika mam ke us kaam ka mehtana tha jiske badaulat main 3 mahine tak hospital me admit tha...
waise to deepika mam ko dekhte hee mera sharir ka aadha khoon jal utha lekin phhir maine jabarjasti apne hontho par ek muskan bikherate hue uski taraf badha....
"uske paas kyun ja raha hai, abhi ye sahi waqt nahi hai..."mujhe deepika ki taraf jate dekh Arun ne mujhe rok kar kaha...
"ab kya main subh muhurat nikalwaunga us randi se baat karne ke liye...aaja time paas karke aate hai..." "tu phhir lafda karega yar "
"teen mahine pahle jo hua ,usase to chhota hee lafda hoga aur waise bhi us kutiya ko iska ahsaas hona chahiye ki main form me aa chuka hoon aur uski *** chodne ke liye bilkul taiyar hoon..."
"tu ja main tujhe direct class me milta hoon..."bolte hue Arun college ke gate ki taraf badhne laga to maine peechhe se uska collar pakda aur bola..
"tu kidhar khisak raha hai be..." "jane de yaar..."
"abey samjha kar,jab kisi ke samne uska mazak udaunga to uski aur bhi jyada jalegi..chal ab..."
Arun ko jabarjasti kheechte hue main parking ki taraf badha,jaha deepika mam apna car lock kar rahi thi...


"aur sun baklol...waha us MC ke samne chup-chap mat rahna,matlab ki jab bhi main uski chhilayi karo to jor se hasna...samjha"

Jawab me Arun ne apni gardan haan me hilayi aur shanti se mere sath Parking ki taraf badha.deepika mam car ko lock kar chuki thi aur parking se nikal hee rahi thi ki maine Arun ke sath waha peechhe se entry mari...

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"oye deepika sun..."deepika mam ke theek peechhe pahuchkar maine use jor se aawaz di ,jiske karan wo shuru me thoda dar gayi aur peechhe palti...parking me is waqt hum teeno ke siwa aur bhi kuchh log the,lekin wo humse door the isliye unhe meri aawaz sunayi nahi di....pahle-pahal to deepika mam mujhe dekhte hee kahi kho gayi lekin baad me apne hontho par smile late hue meri taraf badhi....
"tu,mujhe direct name se bula raha hai...do you thing ki main iski shikayat Hod aur Principal sir se nahi karungi...huh "
"pahli baat to ye ki tu iski shikayat chahe Hod se kar ya phhir Principal se...tu chahe to iski shikayat apne baap se bhi kar de,mujhe koyi fark nahi padta aur dusari baat ye huh,puh ,muh mere samne mat kar...warna yahi ek mukka tere doodh me de marunga...sali randi.."
Maine kaha aur jaisa ki plan tha Arun ne jordar thahaka lagaya...meri is harkat par deepika ek baar phhir kuchh der ke liye kahi kho gayi , wo shayad us waqt ye soch rahi thi ki mujhe kya jawab de,jisase ki main chup ho jaun...jisase ki meri bejjati ho jaye...lekin har koyi Arman nahi hota jo ek seconds me dialogue soch kar samne wale ke upar jor se fek kar mar de
"rahne de, tujhse nahi ...tu bas different variety ke lund apne muh me le sakti hai...chal ye bata ki is car ke badle tune Gautam ke baap ka lawda bhi liya hai ya phhir tune mere sath jo doglayi ki usi se tera kaam ho gaya..."
"SHUT UP ! Get lost from here..."apne daant chabate hue deepika mam ne badi dheemi aawaz me kaha...taki waha aas-paas walo ko ye maloom na chale ki main uska external tarike se bang kar raha hoon....waise to ye kaam mera tha ki jab main uska external tarike se bang karu to kisi ko iski bhanak na lage ,lekin ab jab wo mera kaam khud kar rahi thi to mujhe ab kisi bhi baat ki parvaah nahi thi...
"pahli baat to ye ki tere muh se sperm ki badboo aa rahi hai ,pakka tune kisi ka lawda muh me subah- subah liya hai aur brush nahi kiya....aur dusari baat ye ki ye parking tere baap ki nahi hai jo main tere bolne se chala jaun...."
maine kaha jiske baad humare plan ke mutabiq Arun ne phhir se apne daant dikha diye....
"dobara maar khayega tab sudharega tu...ruk ja sham tak..."bolkar deepika palti aur waha se jane lagi... "ek minute ruk ja janeman..."daudkar main deepika ke samne gaya aur bola"pahli baat to ye ki Gautam ke baap ko kaise handle karna hai mujhe maloom hai...kal hee S.P. Se baat hui hai meri aur aaj college ke baad main unhi ke ghar me shift hone wala hai...jaha Gautam ka baap mere lund ka ek baal bhi nahi ukhad sakta aur dusari baat ye ki tu mujhe sham tak me apna jalwa dikhayegi na...to tu dikha,tujhe jo karna hai tu kar..chahe to nangi hokar naach le ya phhir apne gand me bamboo ghusa le kyunki tujhse apna badla lene ke liye main aaj sham tak ka intezaar nahi karunga,balki abhi hee kuchh periods ke baad main tujhe is kadar college me nanga karunga ki log tujhpar mutenge bhi nahi....aaj tera is college me aakhiri din hai...Arun,plan yaad hai na ki hume kya karna hai..."
"are sala bilkul yaad hai, meri un logo se baat ho chuki hai..."Arun ne bhi mere haan me haan milaya
,jiske baad deepika ki aur bhi phhat gayi .
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"Arman ,waise plan kya hai...mujhe to kuchh bhi nahi bataya tune..."parking me deepika ki gand fadne


ke baad jab hum dono college ke andar dakhil hue to Arun ne puchha...
"actually,koyi plan hee nahi hai,wo to maine deepika randi ko aise hee darane ke liye kah diya  " "bose dk, lawda main to parking me teri badi-badi baate sunkar bhari khush tha...par tu to sala mujhe chodu bana gaya.."

"tujhe chodu kya banana ,wo to tu already hai  "Arun ki shakal dekhkar maine haste hue kaha"dekh, ye mujhe maloom hai ki main aaj uska kuchh nahi karne wala ,ye tujhe maloom hai ki mere paas abhi filhal koyi plan nahi hai...lekin ye baat us randi ko nahi maloom..."

"isase kya "
"isase ye hoga mere gay partner ki"Arun ke kandhe par hath rakhte hue maine kaha"uski aaj pure din fategi ki ab kuchh hone wala hai...uske dil aur dimag me ek dar baitha rahega ,jiske baad wo apni gand sahlati hui bechain rahegi..."
"oh...ab samjha.."
"chal bol papa,isi baat  "

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Update-139 [u]"oh...ab samjha.."
"chal bol papa,isi baat  "
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"tu ruk kyun gaya, aage bata na.."
"bhookh lagi hai, jao tum dono Varun aur Arun mere liye khana banakar lao..."pet pakad kar letate hue maine kaha aur Varun ko pukara..
"haan bol.."
"yar Varun ! Apun soch rela hai ki jab Nisha mere sath rahegi tab wo kya mast dhansu khana banayegi...teri tarah nahi ki kabhi khana jal gaya, kabhi chawal geela ho gaya..."
"tu uski badayi kar raha hai ya meri burayi..."
"dono... "bolte hue maine ek baar phhir apna pet sahlaya ,jo bhookh se tadap raha tha .
Arun aur Varun khana banane me busy the aur main Arun ka mobile uthakar Nisha ka number try kar raha tha...main abhi tak teen baar Nisha ko call kar chuka tha ,lekin Nisha ne ek baar bhi phone nahi uthaya....
"lagta hai sasur ji uske aas-paas hai..."mobil ko bistar par door phhek kar main bola ki tabhi mobile baj


utha....screen par number dekha to mera name likha hua tha, yani ki call Nisha ki thi. "bahut jaldi reply kar diya..."
"wo..wo game khel rahi thi mobile pe aur jab tumne call kiya to socha ki ye wala stage pahle khatm kar lu..phhir tumse baat karti hoon"
"to kar liya stage khatm..." "no...game over ho gaya  "
"Lol..."haste hue maine kaha"ek baat bata, tu khana bana leti hai na..." "ummm...na"
"kya  tujhe khana banana nahi aata..."jabarjast tarike se main chauka aur ekdum se khada ho gaya.. "kisi ne kabhi sikhaya hee nahi..."
"to sikh le, warna bahut marunga " "tum mazak kar rahe ho ,right"
"wrong, main ekdum se serious hoon...."
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"le be thus le..."ek plate mere hath me pakdate hue Varun bola"jab tak mere sath hai khana kha le,baad me to tujhe khud se hee bana kar khana padega..."
"Nisha, main baad me call karta hoon...tab tak tu game khel  "
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Nisha se baat karne ke baad maine apna pet bhara aur jab pet bhar gaya to main bola... "sale kitna bekar khana banate ho be,sharam karo lawdo ,"
"dekh beta, aisa hai ki jyada bolega to raat ka khana tujhe hee banana padega...."
"main to mazak kar raha  "jab raat ke khana banane ki talwar mujh par atki to maine turant jawab diya .
Arun aur Varun ,jab khana kha chuke to maine apni yaddasht ko wahi se play kiya jaha par kuchh der pahle pause kiya tha
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us din Parking me deepika mam ko maine jo dhamki di thi ,uska uspar bahut gahra asar hua. Meri dhamki itni asardar thi ki usi din sham ko jab hum log hostel me baithkar carrom khel rahe the to Vibha ne mujhe call kiya. Vibha ki call dekhkar sabse pahle mere sharir ke main point ne react kiya aur phhir baad me mere hath ne....
"lawda gaddari koyi nahi karega main abhi aaya..."
Maine carrom ka game chhoda aur room se bahar aakar Vibha ki call recieve kiya.... "Arman, main Vibha..."
"Vibha, main Arman..."
"Arman, tum mera mazak uda rahe ho..."
"kaam kya hai ye bol, abhi apun bhari busy hai..."
"wo mujhe kahna tha ki tum...main tumse kahna chahti hoon ki...actually mujhe bahut important baat karni hai,i hope ki tum bura nahi manoge..."
"i hope ki main bura na manu..."
"wo mujhe deepika ne call karne ko kaha tha, wo apne kiye par bahut sharminda hai aur usne kaha hai ki yadi tum sab kuchh bhool jao to tum dono ke beech pahle wala relation ho jayega "itna bolkar Vibha chup ho gayi aur main uske kuchh aur kahne ka intezaar karne laga "and as a teacher , main tumhe salah


deti hoon ki tumhe deepika mam ki baat maan leni chahiye...kyunki faltu me ladne ka koyi fayda nahi hai..."
Main kuchh der ke liye chup raha aur phhir bola"Okay..." "kya.."
"thik hai ,mujhe manjoor hai...lekin.." "thanks..."Vibha beech me boli
"lekin meri ek shart hai aur wo shart ye hai ki tujhe mere sath sex karna padega aur Electrical branch me jo nayi mam aayi hai ,use bhi mere sath sex karne ke liye use razi karna padega..."
"what...tumhara dimag kharab ho gaya hai ,kya..."
"dimag to bahut pahle se kharab hai aur us deepika randi ko bol dena ki wo apni chut ka lalach dekar mujhse bach nahi sakti..usase ye bhi kahna ki main jab chahu uski jaisi maal pata sakta hoon lekin wo mere jaisa launda nahi pata sakti,even uska present time me jo boyfriend hai ,wo aakar mujhe sir...sir kahte rahta hai...."
"mind your language..."
"mind your business...chal phone rakh,warna teri bhi bejjati kar dunga..."
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Uske baad Vibha ne mujhe kabhi call nahi kiya.exam najdeek hone karan college me preparation leave lag gaya...jiske karan ab humara sara din hostel me beet raha tha...aise hee ek din ,subah-subah jab main gahri neend me tha to kisi ne room ka darwaja bahut jor se peeta...
"kaun hai be BC..."Saurabh ne gusse me kaha aur takiye se apna kaan dhak liya
"bhag ja warna ,jaha chhed dikhega wahi chodunga..."Arun ne bhi gusse me kaha aur takiye se apne kaan ko dhak liya...
"bhag ja warna ek baar lund phhek kar marunga to sara khandan chud jayega..."maine bhi takiye se kaan ko dhakte hue kaha...
"are main hoon, Rajshri Pandey..."
"are ye to bhai hai ,apna.." Saurabh bola..
"are ye to yar hai apna..."Arun bhi sur me sur milate hue bola
"are ye to pyar hai apna,.."darwaja kholte hue maine kaha"kyun be lodu, pahle name bata deta to kya hota...aur tu sale itni subah kar kya raha hai...."
"aapko wo top most breaking news pata chali ya nahi..."
"kaun si breaking news..."aankh malte hue aur ubayi lete hue maine puchha...
"deepika mam ko Principal ne life time ke liye college se nikal diya aur sath hee use college me misbeahaving ka certificate bhi thama diya..."
"ho gaya ,ab chal nikal yaha se..."
"kya Arman bhai..maine socha tha ki aap bahut khush honge..." "dil pe mat le, ab chal ja yaha se..."
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Rajshri Pandey ko bhagane ke baad maine darwaje ko upar se,neeche se aur beech se band karke peechhe muda to dekha ki Arun aur Saurabh apne pure sharir ko chadar se lapete hue mujhe dekh rahe the aur sath me mujhe ghoor bhi rahe the....
"sorry yar ! Maine tum logo ko mere is plan ke baare me nahi bataya tha...lekin plan successful ho gaya,isliye aaj party."


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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"sorry yar ! Maine tum logo ko mere is plan ke baare me nahi bataya tha...lekin plan successful ho gaya,isliye aaj party."
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barso pahle ek mahan vyakti ne ye kaha tha ki yadi sari duniya badle ki aag me aankh ke badle aankh lene lage to ek din aisa aayega jab puri duniya andhi ho jayegi...mujhe us mahan vyakti ka name to nahi
maloom(yaha tak ki ye bhi nahi maloom ki wo male the ya female ) ,lekin unke dwara kahi gayi wo chand panktiya mujhe hamesha ke liye yaad ho gayi thi.phhir bhi maine deepika se apna badla liya yani ki aankh ke badle aankh aur yadi apne bollywood style me kahe to KHOON KE BADLE KHOON : Main us mahan vyakti ka virodh nahi kar raha lekin kabhi - kabhi humare samne aisi situation aa jati hai
,jab hume Bhagat Singh banna padta hai.
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"ye tune kiya hai kya, mujhe maa kasam yakin nahi ho raha..." "mujhe bhi yakin nahi ho raha..."
Arun aur Saurabh abhi tak apne sharir me chadar lapete hue bistar par baithe the . "main dheere-dheere karke explain karta hoon..."unki taraf badhte hue main bola...
"wo to tujhe karna hee padega, lekin pahle ye fan band kar...sala thand ke mare gand fati ja rahi hai...." Maine fan band kiya aur wapas un dono ki taraf jate hue puchha"to kaha se shuru karu..."
"kaha se shuru karu ka kya matlab be...sari baate wahi se shuru kar jaha se tune iski shuruat ki thi...." "ek minute..."apne dimag ko present se past me le jate hue maine wapas present me laya aur paas me rakhi chair ko kheench kar uspar baithte hue bolna shuru kiya"deepika mam ko principal ne college se isliye nikala kyunki aaj subah-subah hee usne deepika ka sex video college ke ek ladke ke sath dekha hai...iski shuruat tab hui thi jab tu aur Saurabh, bhu se milne uske college gaye the.us din, raat ko nashe me hone ke karan Rajshri Pandey aur uske dosto ki unke warden se ladayi ho gayi thi ,jiske baad wo sab
bhag kar mere room me raat bitane aaye the..unse baato hee baato me mujhe ye maloom chala ki unme se ek wo ladka bhi hai jo deepika mam ka current time me boyfriend hai.bas tabhi mere 1400 gm ke dimag me ek sunami aayi ,aisi sunami jo deepika mam ko baha kar le jane wali thi...maine usi pal ye


socha ki yadi in dono ki chudai ka scene kisi tarah Principal ke aankho tak pahucha diya jaye,to deepika mam ki jabarjast bejjati bhi hogi aur sath hee sath use zindagi bhar ke liye college nikala ghosit kar diya jayega....jab pura plan taiyar hua to maine ispar turant kaam chalu kar diya aur agle hee din us ladke se mila jise deepika ne fansa rakha tha. Shuru me to usne meri baat manne se inkar kar diya aur tab mujhe use dhamkana pada...jaise ki main uska wahi haal karunga..jo maine Varun aur Gautam ka kiya tha...maine us ladke se kaha ki yadi wo meri baat nahi manega to main uske baap ko call karke uske aur deepika mam ke relation ke baare me sab-kuchh bata dunga..meri dhamkiya sunkar wo sala ek pal me ro pada, pata nahi deepika ne kaise fattu ko apna boyfriend banaya tha  us din maine usase ye bhi kaha ki yadi wo mera sath deta hai to aaj ke baad wo mera khas dost kahlayega aur main chudai ke video me uska face nahi dikhaunga....maine use aur bhi kayi dhamkiya aur lalach diye ,aakhirkar jab wo maan gaya to maine usase information li ki deepika mam uske sath kab aur kaha sex karti hai, jawab me mujhe pata chala ki har saturday ko jab college ki jaldi chhutti hoti hai to wo aur deepika computer lab me apna programme shuru karte hai.
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Ye information mere liye bahut faydemand sabit hone wali thi ,kyunki deepika apne room me chahe Barak Obama se sex kare, wo uska personal matter tha,lekin college ke andar college ke hee student se chudai machana ,ye ek tarah se illegal bhi tha aur college ki reputation ko girana bhi isme shamil tha . Maine bahut jagah hath-pair markar...kahi se ek chhota sa camera jugad kiya aur computer lab me usi ladke ke hatho us jagah set karwaya ,jaha se un dono ka khel us camera me aasani se record ho jaye....aur phhir ek din mauka dekhkar deepika ne first year ke sath milkar udhar computer lab me chudayi machayi aur idhar mera kaam pura ho gaya..."
"kab se tha wo video tere paas..."Saurabh ne puchha
"yahi pichhale kuchh 10-12 din pahle wo video mere hath aa gaya tha..." "to kya abhi tak subh muhurat ka intezaar kar raha tha..."
"abey chutiyo, first year ke us ladke ke face ki editing karwani thi ,isliye time lag gaya..."
"bole to ekdum solid plan tha bhau, la jaldi se fb me upload karke us randi ki *** chodte hai "Excited hote hue Arun ne kaha...
"nahi yar, pata nahi kyun lekin aisa karne ke liye mere left side mujhe rok diya...warna mujhe yadi fb me ye video upload karna hota to main kab ka kar chuka hota ,even hazaro porn sites me upload karke use badnam kar sakta tha...lekin mera maqsad ye nahi tha. "
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"wo sab to thik hai kakke,lekin tu ye bata ki tujhe hum dono par bharosha nahi hai kya...jo kabhi bhi koyi baat hume nahi batata, sale hum tere dost hai lekin tere karname ki khabar hume sabse aakhiri me maloom chalti hai aur wo bhi dusaro ke muh se..."bistar se neeche aate hue Arun ne Saurabh se kaha"Saurabh, wo hockey stick nikal to,abhi sale ko teen mahine ke liye phhir se coma me bhejta hoon..."
"mujhe maloom hai Arun, tu mazak kar raha hai.tu mujhe maar nahi sakta..." "mujhe to aisa nahi lagta "kahte hue Arun ne ek jordar mukka mere pet me mara.... "abey,itni jor se marega kya..."
"yadi itna hee dard ho raha hai to ye bata ki tu hume sari baat pahle kyun nahi batata...lawde "isi ke sath dusara mukka meri peeth par pada...
"wo kya hai ki... kisi mahan purush ne kaha hai ki ,jab aap khud koyi Raaz ki baat apne andar nahi rakh paye ,to phhir aap dusaro se kaise expect kar sakte ho ki wo ye baat kisi aur ko na bataye..."
"koyi fayda nahi hone wala beta,aaj to tu coma me jakar rahega..."


"ek aur baat aisi hai jo tum log ko main sabse pahle batane ja raha hoon...ab to chhod" "achchha ,chal bata.."
"wo first year me jis senior ne meri ragging li thi na, uska bhi khel aaj khatm hone wala hai..." "wo kaise..."Arun aur Saurabh ek sath bol pade"jaldi se bata..."
"aaj dopahar me wo kuchh kaam se city jayega,jaha uski kisi se bahas hogi aur phhir wo bahas ladayi me tabdil ho jayegi...jiske baad us senior ki jordar pelayi hogi . Mere khayal se ab ye batane ki koyi jaroorat nahi ki jo log us MC ko marenge wo mere aadmi honge  "

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Chapter-37:New Curve of life
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"Arman sir, i have a question..."beech me break lagate hue Varun ne kaha"tune video principal ko kaise dikhaya.kyunki Principal tera koyi dost to hai nahi jo tu uske kandhe par hath rakhkar deepika mam ki chudai ka video play kar dega... "
"yaad hai maine ek baar kaha tha ki Govt. College ke teachers ko sir bhale na kaho...lekin Peon ko sir kahna hee padta hai..."
"iska matlab tune peon ki madad se wo video..."
"yes..."beech me hee Varun ko rok kar maine kaha"aur tu ye baar-baar disturab mat kiya kar be,flow bigad jata hai..."
"okayyy...ab kuchh nahi bolunga."
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Fourth semester ke end tak wo sari aag bujh chuki thi jiski shuruat third semester se hui thi. Maine apne sare dushmano se apna badla le liya tha,chahe wo Gautam ho ya phhir Naushad...chahe wo deepika ho ya phhir first year me meri ragging lene wala wo senior jo aaj hospital me pada hua tha. Mujhe ye jaankar us din bahut sukoon mila jab mujhe ye information mili ki Naushad aur wo senior 4th sem. Ka exam nahi de payenge aur finally humare college ko deepika mam se chhutkana mil hee gaya. Mere khayal se deepika mam ko college se nikalwane ke karan jaha ek taraf mera badla pura hua wahi dusari taraf maine kayi sare ladko ko bigadne se bacha liya tha.(mujhe to noble prize milna

chahiye  ).Deepika mam college se bhale chali gayi thi lekin itna to sure tha ki unka name is college me amar ho chuka tha kyunki college ke ladke ab uske name par different variety ke joke banane wale the aur jab ladke engineer ho to joke aur bhi jyada gahra aur khatarnak ho jata hai

Gautam ke baap ke gundo ne mujhe bahut dhoya ,main isase inkar nahi karta....lekin maine Gautam ko buri tarah dhoya ,isko bhi koyi inkar nahi kar sakta. Isliye man hee man me maine ye maan liya ki isme bhi jeet meri hee hui hai.Mujhse buri tarah maar khane ke baad Gautam me achanak se bahut bada badlav aa gaya tha. Aksar college me jab hum na chahte hue bhi ek-dusare ke samne aa jate to wo chup- chap waha se nikal leta tha, ab uska role college me sirf basketball ki vajah tha.Gautam ek handsome launda tha ise main manta hoon lekin college ki bahut si ladkiya uske peechhe sirf uska basketball ka game dekhkar padi thi aur ladkiyo me uska craze aaj bhi wahi tha jo pahle ke dino me hua karta tha lekin ek sawal yaha bhi paida hota hai ki aakhir kab tak...kyunki jis bhi din main basketball court me dobara kadam rakhunga us din mere khayal se uska wo role bhi khatam ho jayega aur phhir college ki aadhi ladkiya mere peechhe pagal hogi. Lekin mera aisa kuchh bhi karne ka koyi mood nahi tha ,jiski do vajah thi...pahli vajah ye ki main khud ab basketball nahi khelna chahta tha aur dusari vajah ye ki ab main is ladayi-jhagde se tang aa chuka tha...main nahi chahta tha ki basketball ke game se Gautam ki dhak khatam karke main ek naye vivad ko janam du,jisase ek baar phhir wahi sab kuchh ho...jo pichhale kuchh mahine me hua tha.
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waise ek hisab se dekha jaye to college ka ye saal mere liye bahut achchha bhi raha kyunki maine college ke un bade se bade laundo ko pela,jo sher bane phhirte the aur un sabko marne ke baad college me ab sirf ek sher hee bacha tha aur wo main tha  .meri college me entry hote hee ladke aise behave karte jaise main koyi super hero hoon aur abhi-abhi duniya ko bacha kar aa raha hoon...ab mere aas- paas aksar bahut se ladko ka jhund rahne laga tha. Sare ladke aksar mujhse puchhate rahte ki maine kaise sabko pela aur main mirch masale lagakar un sabko apne bahaduri ke kisse aise sunata ki wo log mere fan ban jate the. College me meri popularity ka grapgh ekdum maximum level par ja pahucha


tha,jiska andaza maine facebook se lagaya. Jab maine pahle ki tarah wapas fb par active hua aur apni id log in ki to GET WELL SOON ke na jane kitne messeges, kitne comment meri profile par the. Aur college ke kayi sare ladko ki friend request bhi pending me thi. Main jab bhi koyi status ya photo facebook me chipkata to unpar 100-150 like to aam si baat ho gayi thi aur comments ki to puchho hee mat
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Mujhe ek nuksan bhi meri in harkato ki vajah se uthana pada aur wo nuksan ye tha ki college ki lagbhag sabhi ladkiyo ne mujhe unfriend kar diya tha.... Ye nuksan uthane wala main akela nahi tha . Saurabh aur Arun ko bhi college ki lagbhag sari items ne unfriend kar diya tha ,jiska reason sirf itna sa tha ki main un dono ka khas dost tha....

mujhpar college ki ladkiyo ki is harkat ka koyi khas asar to nahi pada lekin Saurabh aur Arun ke to jaise zindagi bhar ki facebook me kamayi hui ladkiya lut gayi thi.bechare inhi ladkiyo ki vajah se wo dono na jaane kitne din fb me block rahe the

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Yadi is saal kisi chiz ne mera dil dukhaya to wo tha mera exam na de pana...kyunki semester me 6 paper hee bade mushkil se clear hote the aur ab fourth semester me mujhpar direct 12 paper ka load aa gaya tha, jo ki bahut hee jyada mera dil dukha raha tha. dusari chiz jisne mera dil dukhaya tha ,wo thi Esha ka mujhse baat na karna....na jaane us bhoori aankh wali ladki me aisa kya tha ki itne sare jhamele hone ke bawjood,itne sare tension hone ke bawjood...uski tasveer aaj bhi dil aur dimag me ekdum clear thi. Jab bhi main akele hota ,jaise ki raat ko sote samay, thodi-bahut padhayi karte samay aur bathroom me nahate samay uski yaad aa hee jati thi. Lekin abhi kuchh dino pahle jab maine fb par log in kiya to paya ki usne mujhe block karke rakha hua hai...yani ki baat karne ka aakhiri rasta bhi CLOSED !
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teesari chiz jo mera dil dukhati hai ,wo hai Sidar ki maut....ye ek aisi ghatna thi,jiska asar sabse jyada hua tha.mujhe abhi bhi kabhi-kabhi lagta ki Sidar ki maut ek jhooth hai, dhokha hai...zindagi ka chhalawa hai...aksar uski kahi hui baate mere kano me gunjane lagti aur tab mujhe lagta ki jaise maine apne is char saal ke safar ke ek bahut hee aham ,ek bahut hee khas humsafar ko kho diya tha.....
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Exam khatm hue aur mere sare paper unexpected gaye, kyunki jaha maine ek taraf ummid laga rakhi thi ki mere hazaro back lagenge wahi dusari taraf main dus paper me sure tha ki ye to clear hee honge...baki ke do paper me 50-50 ka chance tha...lekin phhir bhi ek ummid thi ki main is baar full AC ke sath niklunga aur sabki faad dunga...exam ke baad mere man me ek vichar aaya ki yadi main abhi bhi padhna shuru kar du to main class me top maar sakta hoon...
third year shuru hone se pahle maine bahut sare plan banaye...jaise ki roj subah 6 baje uthna ,phhir padhayi karna ,phhir naha dhokar college jana,sham ko 5 baje college se aane ke baad do ghante aaram karna ,phhir 3-4 ghante padhayi karna aur aakhir me bakayada muth maarkar sona....maine socha ki ab no fight,no panga...maine tay kiya ki ab main bhi ek normal student ki life jiunga matlab ki khoob dil lagakar padhunga aur exam me achchhe marks lakar gharwalo ko khush karunga...
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ye sab karne ke liye sabse pahla kaam jo mujhe karna tha wo tha apne teachers ki respect karna aur class me ek bhi bakchodi na karke ekdum sincere rahna..kyunki mera aisa manna hai koyi bhi student apne teacher se tabhi kuchh seekh sakta hai,jab wo us teacher ki respect kare...isliye mera kaam ye tha ki kisi bhi teacher ko koyi bhi gali nahi bakunga...phhir chahe wo Vibha darling hee kyun na ho...
dusara kaam jo mujhe karna tha wo ye ki main padhne wale ladko ke sath rahu isliye main bhi wo karu jo


3 idiots me Raju Rastogi ne kiya tha...yani ki apna room badal kar kisi chatur jaise ladke ke room me shift ho jaye...lekin mere hostel me na to koyi chatur jaisa tha aur na hee main Raju Rastogi tha ,isliye is plan ko maine turant apne mind se delete maar diya...
teesara kaam jo mujhe karna tha wo ye ki har normal student ki tarah fadu tarike se discipline me rahna..bole to dress ekdum saaf ho aur chappu kisam ki ho....lekin dusare plan ki tarah isme bhi dikkate thi...pahli dikkat ye ki main koyi chappu dress nahi pahanne wala tha aur dusari dikkat ye ki ab sala kaun roj-roj apni college dress dhoye,isliye maine is plan ko bhi mind se delete kiya aur socha ki baad me sochenge,jab college shuru ho jayega  filhal abhi jo chhutti mili hai usko enjoy karte hai aur ghar ka badhiya khana khate hai
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Lambi chhutti aur training ke baad aakhirkar college shuru ho hee gaya aur hostel me aakar jo sabse pahla khayal mere dimag me aana chahiye tha ,wo padhayi ke baare me hona chahiye tha. Lekin mere dimag me jo khayal aaya wo padhayi ke baare me na hokar meri seniority ke baare me tha. Main ab third year me aa chuka tha yani ki Pre-Final year aur normally college ke new students third year aur final year ke ladko se bahut darte hai.isliye college ke hostel me andar gguste hee maine apna seena chauda kiya aur apne room me gaya....
jab mujhe koyi first year aur second year me nahi rok paya to third year me koyi kya rokega...ye sochate hue main dusare din college jane ke liye taiyar ho raha tha.
"yar ,Arman...ab to hum log third year me aa gaye hai,bole to ab ekdum fadu masti karenge kyunki ab hume rokne se teachers ki bhi gand fategi..."mujhe aaine ke samne se hatate hue Arun bola "yo...beta Arun ,aaj college ka pahla din hai..isliye mere pair chhukar mera aashirwad le le..pura saal achchha jayega..."


"tu ab subah-subah mat kha aur la kanghi de..."
"kanghi......ummm..."yaad karte hue main bola"sala koyi aaya tha room me kanghi mangane,phhir maine use diya..."
abhi main yaad hee kar raha tha ki kanghi kiske paas hai,tabhi Arun ne tez aawaz me mujhe toka... "to ja lekar aa...mana kiya tha na kisi ko kanghi dene se..."
"dekh..wo kya hai ki main danveer karna ki tarah hoon,isliye subah-subah mujhse yadi koyi meri jaan bhi mang le to main mana nahi kar sakta.usne to phhir bhi ek kanghi mangi thi..."
"beta yadi ,danveer banne ka itna hee shauk hai to apni chize dan kiya kar,warna muh me lawda pel dunga aur kya kaha tune...ki subah-subah tujhse koyi bhi aakar kuchh bhi mange to tu use mana nahi karta..."
"yo baby yo..."
"to phhir danveer ji, aap mujhe apna lund katkar dijiye..."
"balak ab teri murad puri nahi ho sakti,kyunki maine subah hee kisi ko kanghi dan me de di hai...tum kal aana bachcha.."
"Saurabh...bamboo dena to jara... is danveer ko pranam karne ka man kar raha hai..."
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Arun ke hath me hockey stick aate hee ek hath se apna bag uthakar main waha se bhaga aur mere peechhe Arun bhi bhaga...pahle main seedhiyo se neeche utarkar khada ho gaya aur ye socha ki shayad Arun wapas room ki taraf chala gaya hai...lekin hath me gada liye Arun seedhiyo se neeche utra aur yamraj ki style me apne daant dikhate hue bola
"ha...ha..ha..ab kaha jayega danveer.."
"duniya bahut badi hai baby..."bolte hue main hostel ke dusare chhor ki taraf bhaga,jaha se upar jane ke liye seedhiya bani hui thi....main kayi baar seedhiyo se upar chadha aur neeche utara lekin meri pareshani jara si bhi kam nahi hui kyunki Arun ab bhi apne hath me wo bamboo liye mujhe dauda raha...
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"ye sala,ek kanghi ke liye ro raha hai, dhat teri ki..."bhagte hue main chillaya"abey kutte, kyun mar riya hai aaj sham ko 10 kanghi lakar tere muh par fekunga...aur waise bhi teri wo peeli kanghi ekdum bakwas thi."
"tu to aaj bachega nahi,Arman...aaj ya to tu shahid hoga ya main..."
"ye lawda aise nahi manega..ise iski wo peeli color wali kanghi lakar deni hee padegi..."Seedhiyo se neeche utarte hue maine sochna shuru kiya"sabse pahle jo launda kanghi le gaya tha ,wo mere room se do room chhodkar rahta hai...lekin usne to kanghi lakar wapas kar di thi...uske baad neeche floor wala launda aaya aur kanghi lekar gaya aur...aur sale ne abhi tak kanghi wapas nahi lautaya,uski maa ki..." Seedhiyo se upar chadhte hue main us ladke ke room ki taraf bhaga, jiske room me Arun ki wo peeli kanghi thi..daudte hue main seedhe us ladke ke room me ghusa aur mere peechhe Arun bhi room ke andar aaya.
"bose dk..jab saman late ho to wapas bhi kar diya karo..."hafte hue maine us ladke ko dekhkar kaha,jo mere room se kanghi lekar aaya tha.
mujhe dekhkar us ladke ke chehre ke rang achanak badal gaye aur usne apni geeli towel mujhe dekhte hue bistar par fek di...uski is harqat se main samajh gaya ki sale ka kanghi lautane ka koyi vichar nahi hai aur kanghi ko chhipane ke liye usne abhi-abhi bistar par apni towel feki hai.
"sale kanghi chor..kallu, tu sale jitna bahar se kala koyla hai utna hee andar se bhi hai...la kanghi de." "maine to teri kanghi wapas kar di thi,Arman...yaad kar"wo kallu jhooth bolte hue us towel ke upar baith gaya ,jiske neeche Arun ki kanghi thi.


"Arun,tere jute ka size kya hai.."maine puchha. "kyun..."
"abey dialogue marna hai.."
"tu pahle mujhe meri kanghi lakar de...warna dialogue to main tujh par marunga.."
"bhad me ja..usne apne gand ke neeche kanghi chhipa rakhi hai.tu us sale kallu ki gand markar apni kanghi le le...main chala college."waha se bahar nikalte hue main badbadaya"BC ab tak to ye log pen,copy ,tel aur sabun churate the ,ab salo ne kanghi chori karna bhi shuru kar diya  "
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Bathroom me jakar maine apna chehra dhoya aur Arun ko galiya bakte hue Saurabh ke sath college ke liye nikal pada...
duniya me yadi aap bure kaam karoge to us bure kaam me sath dene ke liye sab turant razi ho jayenge lekin yadi aap us bure kaam ki jagah ek achchha kaam karne nikloge to koyi sath nahi dega upar se dus log aakar tokenge...aisa hee kuchh mere sath in dino ho raha tha.do din pahle hee main holiday manakar hostel aaya tha aur aate hee maine Saurabh,Arun se kaha ki is saal no masti,no panga only padhayi....maine itna kya kaha,wo dono sale mujhe aise dekhne lage..jaise maine unka khana chheenkar kha liya ho.usi din se ya phhir kahe ki usi pal se wo dono mujhe chidhane lage aur apni harsambhav koshish karne me jut gaye jisase mere sar se padhayi karne ka bhoot utar jaye...lekin maine un dono ki ek na suni aur aaj pahli baar har subject ke liye ek rough copy na lejakar har subject ke liye alag-alag copy le ja raha tha ,wo bhi bakayada cover chadha kar.
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Is saal bhi kayi teachers ne humara sath chhoda,jisme dammo rani, aap physics ke khilaf nahi ja sakte ke janmdata-Shri Kurre sir bhi shamil the aur sach batau to in dono ke jane se main behad khush
tha.  lekin ek bomb ab bhi mauzood tha aur wo bomb thi humari FM ki teacher Vibha... maine aaj sari class me man lagakar padhayi ki,.jo-jo teachers ne board me likhaya use bakayada achchhe tarike se copy me utara.yaha tak ki maine lab ke liye bhi practical file aur pages kharid liye the,bole to apun padhne ke full mood me tha.
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"Arman...roll No. 11"
"Present mam..."hath khada karke maine apni upastithi Vibha mam ke khate me darj karayi....
jab sabne apni upastithi darj karwa di to Vibha apni jagah se uthi aur 5-5 ka group banane ko bolkar aage chali gayi....

"ab ek-ek karke har group aayega aur Turbines ke model dekhega..."Vibha mam ne kaha,jiske baad ek-ek group bari-bari se jata aur Turbines ke model dekhkar aata.jab sabne turbine dekh liya to Vibha ne sabko jo bhi aaj samjha hai use likhne ke liye kaha. Maine man lagakar samjha  isliye bhaka-bhak likhna shuru kar diya aur non-stop 5 minute tak likhta raha.

"stop writing..."bolte hue Vibha ne sabke pen ko viram diya aur phhir ek-ek ko bulakar personally batti dene lagi...mera roll no. thoda peechhe tha isliye main Arun ke paas gaya.
"kuchh likha be lawde ya abhi tak hila raha hai..."
"maa kasam yar,kuchh samajh hee nahi aaya.sali solid tarike se ijjat ko turbine me ghuma-ghuma kar chodegi..."ghabrate hue Arun bola"kuchh soch na be  "
"ek kaam kar, ye le mera copy tu dikha dena aur samne wale page par jo mera name likha hai,use fad dena..."kuchh sochte hue maine apni copy Arun ke hath me thama di.
"aur tu..."


"pyar karti hai Vibha mam mujhse,mujhe kuchh nahi kahegi.tu meri chinta chhod..." "thanks yar, i love you."
"  aisa kya,phhir muh me lena ek baar"
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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"thanks yar, i love you."
"  aisa kya,phhir muh me lena ek baar"
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Main apne wallet me hamesha ek-do band-aid rakhta hee tha ,kyunki kya pata kab jaroorat pad jaye. Abhi Vibha mam roll no. 8 wale ko batti de rahi thi ki maine do band-aid wallet me se nikal kar left hand me chipkaya aur jab meri bari aayi to main khali hath Vibha mam ki taraf badha....
"khali hath kyun aaye, tumhari copy kaha hai..."
"mam main likh nahi sakta,hath me bahut gahra zakhm hai..."left hand Vibha mam ko dikhate hue maine kaha"yadi jara si bhi harkat karu to bahut dard hota hai..."
Vibha mam meri is chalaki par pahle muskurayi aur phhir chair me peechhe ki taraf hokar boli"tumhe bahana banana bahut aata hai ,mujhe pakka maloom hai ki tumhare hath me kuchh nahi hua hai...right " "nahi..nahi, sach me mere left hand me dard ho raha hai aur yadi yakin na ho to band-aid kholkar dikhau..."
"rahne do...iski koyi jaroorat nahi." "to phhir main jaun..."
"ek shart par..."chair par seedhe hote hue Vibha boli"tumhe deepika ka video kaha se mila..."
"deepika mam ke baare me sunkar mujhe bahut dukh hua, wo mere behad karib thi aur aap kis video ki baat kar rahi hai..."
"dekho Arman...main janti hoon ki wo video tumhi ne Principal ke hatho tak pahuchaya tha aur main kya,sara college ye janta hai..."
"mujhe nahi pata ki ye afwah kisne failayi hai aur aap to mera nature janti hee ho ki na to main kabhi


jhooth bolta hoon  aur na hee koyi baat kisi se chhupata hoon...actually main ek khuli kitab ki tarah hai jise koyi bhi panne palat-palat kar padh sakta hai ."
"hmm..."
"main ye kahna chahta hoon ki yadi maine waisa kuchh kiya hota to main seena thok kar bolta ki maine kiya hai...."
"thik hai tum jao, "mujhe jane ke liye kahkar Vibha ne agle roll number wale ko bulaya,jo ki Arun hee tha..
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"kya boli wo item tere se..."jab Arun Vibha mam ke paas se aaya to maine uske aate hee puchha. "kuchh khas nahi,bas meri badayi kar rahi thi thoda..."
"yani ki meri badayi...ab bol ki kya hua udhar"
"abey kaha na kuchh khas nahi,usne bas itna kaha ki Arun, tumhari writing superb hai...dhyan se padhayi karoge to achchhe marks score kar sakte ho..."apna bag taangkar Arun bola"chal ,hostel chalte hai...Vibha se maine permission le li hai..."
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Hostel ki taraf jate waqt mujhe Vibha ke dwara kahi gayi wo baat yaad aa rahi thi ,jo usne Arun se kaha tha aur tabhi mujhe mera plan no. #1 yaad aaya "Respect your teachers."
ab Vibha pahle jaise bhi rahe ho lekin teacher banne ke baad wo puri tarah se sudhar chuki thi.meri vajah se Varun ke sath jo uska break up hua, wo tab se aaj tak single hee hai...kyunki yadi uska koyi naya majnu hota to kahi na kahi se mujhe khabar mil hee jati aur waise bhi mujhe kisi ke personal life se kya lena dena tha.Vibha chahe bahar jisase bhi chudwaye, chahe to wo bikni pahankar ghoome...wo uski life thi.isliye filhal to maine man hee man me ye tay kiya ki main ab usko be-matlab ki galiya nahi bakunga.....
Ye sochate hue main Arun ke sath hostel ki taraf badh raha tha.Saurabh dusare group me tha,isliye college se ek sath aana kabhi-kabhar hee ho pata tha.
"Arman ,tujhe Varun ke baare me maloom chala ya nahi..."college se bahar nikalte hee Arun achanak ruk gaya
"kyun mar gaya kya wo..."maine puchha..
"nahi be, wo uska 7 saal ho gaya tha na to use college se nikal diya gaya hai...ab wo college nahi aa sakta aur is saal uska last chance hai yadi wo is saal bhi paper clear nahi kar paya to uspar NFT lag jayega bole to Not For Technical..."
"aisa bhi hota hai kya..."
"bilkul hota hai, ab college wale zindagi bhar to usko yaha rakhenge nahi..jara soch uski kya dhansu bejjati hone wali hai..."
"hone de,apne ko kya..."
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Thodi der baad hum dono hostel ke bahar pahuch gaye aur main is saal ke liye naye-naye plans aur strategy banane me busy tha ki Arun ki aawaz mere kano me padi...
"kyun be sale ,kallu...kanghi chor bose dk...idhar aa"Arun ne hostel se bahar nikalte hue us kanghi chor kallu ko apne paas aane ke liye kaha aur jab wo Humare paas aa gaya to Arun phhir se shuru ho gaya"ek to sale jhat ke jaisi shakal hai teri aur uspar tu kanghi chori karta hai lawde..wo bhi apne in mude-mude balo ke liye,jo mere jhat se bhi jyada mude hue hai...."
"tere se to handsome hee dikhta hoon..."jhujhlate hue kallu ne kaha...
"lawda dikhta hai mera tu. Beta yadi mere lund aur teri shakal ko ek sath dekha jaye to mera lund hee


khubsurat dikhega....chal nikal yaha se,kanghi chor..."
Us kallu ko shayad ye dar tha ki kahi hum dono use pel na de kyunki last year humne jo karnama kiya...use dekhte hue ye to humare baye hath khel tha.isliye kallu chup-chap jis kaam ke liye nikla tha usi kaam ko karne ke liye waha se aage badh gaya....
"sun be..."abki baar maine use aawaz di"aate samay cigarette ka ek dibba lete aana warna chod-chod kar gora kar dunga..."
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Hum dono ka raub dekhte hue kallu ne haan me apna sar hilaya aur waha se humare paas se aage badh gaya...lekin tabhi mujhe mera plan no. 2 yaad aa gaya. maine kallu ko wapas bulaya aur use sorry kahkar cigarette lane ke mana kar diya.meri is harkat par jaha us kallu ki khushi ka thikana nahi tha wahi dusari taraf mera khas dost mujhe bedhadak sunaye ja raha tha aur baar-baar mujhse yahi puchh raha tha ki "jab free me cigarette mil rahi thi to maine mana kyun kar diya...."
"samjha kar,kabhi kabhar nek kaam bhi kar lena chahiye...."
"tu beta,ab mujhse tab tak baat mat karna,jab tak tu mere liye cigarette ka packet nahi le aata..."apne pair patakte hue Arun waha se akele hostel ke andar ghus gaya....
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Maine kallu ko cigarette lane ke liye mana isliye kiya tha kyunki mujhe achanak mera plan no. #2 yaad aa gaya tha ,jiske anusar"Quit Smoking as early as possible..."
Ab cigarette aur daru ki lat to ekdum se to chhut nahi sakti isliye maine decide kiya ki...dheere-dheere karke smoking bhi chhod dunga aur daru bhi....
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Waha se main bina hostel gaye ,dukan ki taraf badha aur cigarette ki ek packet lekar hee hostel me aaya...room me pahucha to dekha ki waha to puri mandali jama hui hai aur sab bhai log kisi topic pe vad- vivad kar rahe the...
"le be tham..."Arun ke muh par cigarette ka packet fekte hue maine puchha"aur ye mahabharat kyun chhed rakha hai..."
"Arman bhai ,aap pahle ye batao ki Vibha aapko kaisi lagti hai..."us mandali me apna Rajshri bhi shamil tha aur jab usne mujhse ye puchha ki Vibha mujhe kaisi lagti hai to main fauran samajh gaya ki inke vad- vivad ka topic Vibha hee hai...
"maal lagti hai ,kyun "
"are maal to wo sabko lagti hai Arman bhai...mere puchhane ka matlab tha ki uska nature kis tarah ka hai..."
"hmm...thik-thak to hai,bas students par work load jyada de deti hai kabhi-kabhi..." "are Arman bhai ,aap abhi bhi nahi samjhe..."
"abey to tu hee bata de ki sahi answer kya hai aur lawde tujhe koyi kaam dham nahi rahta kya jo jab dekho mere hee room me ghuse rahta hai..."
"mujhe to Vibha mam randi lagti hai...Arman bhai..."Rajshri ne apne daant dikhaye ,jo Rajshri khane ke karan laal ho gaye the.
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Plan No #1 -Respect your teachers....
mere kaan me jaise ye aawaz gunji aur maine turant na me sar hilakar un sabko fauran waha se jane ke liye kaha....
"apun abhich chala jayega...lekin pahle Saurabh bhai ye batayenge ki kaun jeeta...."bolte hue Rajshri Pandey ne apna rukh Saurabh ki taraf kiya....


"tamam sabuton aur gawaho ko maddenazar rakhte hue ye adalat is nateeje par pahuchi hai ki Rajshri ke sath jyada ladko ka samarthan hone karan Vibha ko randi aur Rajshri aur Arun ko ye adalat vijeta ghosit karti hai...jo launde is debate me haar gaye hai unhe ye adalat abhi turant yaha se khisakne ka huqum deti hai."
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"Vibha randi nahi hai be,tum log na kisi ke baare me bhi kuchh bhi bolte rahte ho..."sabke jane ke baad maine Arun se kaha..
"tu jab se ghar hokar aaya hai,tab se main observe kar raha hoon ki tera rang badalta ja raha hai.."
"abey Arun ,ab yadi tu apni girlfriend ko patakar thokega to kya tujhe sab randwa kahenge...to phhir tum log Vibha ko randi kyun bol rahe ho,usne to sirf Varun ka hee liya hai...isme wo randi kaha se ho gayi..." Mere muh se ye sab sunkar Saurabh aur Arun buri tarah chauk gaye ,unhe yakin hee nahi ho raha tha ki mere jaisa launda Vibha ko respect de raha hai....
"wo sab to thik hai...lekin kya tu mujhe ye batayega ki tu aaj uski side kyun le raha hai..."
Arun ke is sawal ne mujhe sochane ke liye mazboor kar diya ,main Vibha ki side kyun le raha hoon...kyunki mere plan no. #1 ke mutabiq mujhe sirf class me teachers ko respect dena tha...phhir Vibha ka mamla aate hee main itna uttejit kaise ho gaya ?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Arun ke us sawal ne mujhe sochane ke liye mazboor kar diya ki main Vibha ki side kyun le raha hoon...kyunki mere plan no. #1 ke mutabiq mujhe sirf class me teachers ko respect dena tha...phhir Vibha ka mamla aate hee main itna uttejit kaise ho gaya ?
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"tum dono chup rahoge be, main abhi padhayi kar raha hoon..."
Raat ko 7 baje jab padhne likhne ka mood hua to main book kholkar baith gaya aur abhi 7 se 8 baj chuke the...lekin abhi tak ek ghante me main sirf ek paragraph padh paya tha,jiska karan ye tha ki Arun aur Saurabh college ki apni behudi baate kar rahe the...Shuru me Arun use batane laga ki aaj lab me kya hua aur jab wo chup hua to Saurabh shuru ho gaya....un dono ki jab lab ki baate khatm hui to aaj khane me kya milega ispar dono bahas karne lage.....


lawdo, bhago yaha se.."gusse se kitab band karte hue main uth khada hua...
"abey Arman, tu bhi kya abhi se kitab kholkar padhne baith gaya ,asli engineers to raat ko 12 baje ke baad padhayi karte hai aur waise bhi padhne likhne se kiska bhala hua hai...." thande lahje me Saurabh ne kaha ,jiska Arun ne bhi samarthan dete hue kaha"tu beta, kisi tantrik ke paas jakar jhad-phhook kara...tujhe pakka kisi kitabi keede ki nazar lag gayi hai...isiliye tu aajkal sarifo wali harkate karne laga hai..."
"soch le Arun...kyunki yadi aaj maine nahi padha to kal ki lab me tujhe kaun answer batayega aur kuchh ladke to ye bhi bol rahe the ki kal shayad HOD sir bhi mauzood honge waha lab me..."
"sach... "
"tujhe to pata hee hai ki main kabhi jhooth nahi bolta "
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Arun apna sar khujate hue kuchh der tak kisi soch me dooba raha aur phhir wo bhi file pakad kar likhne baith gaya bole to ab main aur Arun ekdum shant the.
"maro salo...abhi to masti ke din hai...jab ye din nikal jayenge tab rote rahoge ki kash...kash wo ek din phhir se aa jaye,jab dobara se wahi third class ki life jeene ka maza liya ja sake..."tej tarrar tever me hum dono ko bolte hue Saurabh waha se bahar nikal gaya aur main aur Arun ek dusare ka muh takne lage.... "bhad me jaye..."bolte hue maine wapas se FM ki book kholi aur dusare paragraph se reading shuru ki.... "gand maraye ..."bolte hue Arun bhi file complete karne me busy ho gaya....
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main janta tha ki yadi Saurabh aur Arun me se kisi ek ko apni taraf karna ho to sabse pahle Arun par jaal fekna chahiye kyunki Arun thoda bhola kisam ka tha aur yadi use kisi chiz ke liye dara diya jaye to wo thoda-thoda darne bhi lagta tha...jaisa ki maine abhi kuchh der pahle hod ka dar uske dil me bitha diya,jiski vajah se wo is samay file complete kar raha tha. Actually mujhe pahle se hee maloom tha ki Saurabh aur Arun ,meri study me kaante ki tarah chubhenge isliye maine pahle se hee tay kar rakha tha ki Arun ko kisi tarah se manakar apne side me karna hai aur isiliye maine aaj FM ki lab me Arun ko apni copy thama diya tha...jisase wo baad me mera sath de. FM ki lab ke baad Arun ko thoda-thoda yakin ho chala tha ki class me ya phhir lab me ,usase jab bhi koyi sawal puchha jayega to main use us sawal ka jawab dekar uski insult hone se bacha lunga...lekin un sawalo ke jawab dene ke liye mujhe pelam-pel padhayi karni thi...jo ki main is waqt man lagakar kar raha tha.....
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"abey ye lawdi padha rahi hai ya bang kar rahi hai...sala 12 ghante full neend lekar aaya hoon,lekin isko dekhkar aisa feel ho raha hai ki yahi par so jaun...fala itni neend to mujhe tab bhi nahi aayi hogi jab bachpan me meri maa mujhe loriya sunakar sulati thi...."Vibha mam ki class me kahar dhate hue Arun ne kaha aur apna kahar jari rakhte hue wo bola"Arman ,ek kaam karte hai...main na iski aawaz ko record kar leta hoon aur raat ko jab neend nahi aayegi to headphone fansakar iska lecture sunenge...main gurantee deta hoon iski aawaz sunne ke baad solid neend aayegi..."
"chup kar gandu,wo tujhe hee dekh rahi hai..."
"isko mera lund chahiye isiliye sara period bhar mujhe line deti rahti hai ,kutiya,sali..." "aisa mat bol be,thoda sa to respect de...teacher hai wo apun ki..."
"are lund mera...isase achchha to main padha lunga aur BC ye recess kyun nahi ho raha aaj"
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Arun ki khunnas dekhkar main samajh gaya ki use is samay samjhana bekar hai isliye main Arun se thoda khisak kar baith gaya,taki Vibha mam jab humari taraf nazar mare to use ye na lage ki Arun ke sath main bhi baat kar raha hoon....

"Arman tune Varun ke baare me suna kya..."jamhayi marte hue Arun meri taraf khiska"uspar NFT lag gaya hai ,NFT bole to..."
"Not for technical...i know, tune hee kal bataya tha...ab jaha se khiska hai wapas wahi pahuch ja..."Arun se thodi doori aur banate hue maine kaha....
Class khatm hone me ya phhir kahe ki recess hone me jab thoda samay baki tha to Vibha mam ne Arun ko khada kiya aur last question ka answer puchha....
"56.68 KN..."dheere se maine kaha aur phhir Arun ne yahi answer jor se kaha....jiske baad sare students ka muh fata ka fata rah gaya...khud Vibha mam kuchh der ke liye shocked ho gayi thi.....
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Aakhirkar wo waqt aa hee gaya,jab recess ki ghanti baji aur mere khas dost Arun ke jaan me jaan aayi... "achchha hua,jo class chhut gayi,meri to bhookh ke mare gand hee fat gayi hai...chal kuchh charkar aate hai hostel se."
"bhookh to apun ko bhi lagi hai..chal"
Abhi hum dono hostel jane ke liye class se nikle hee the ki students ki bhari bheed dekhkar hum dono ruk gaye...us bheed me bahut se students ne kisi ko gher rakha tha aur apna name, apni branch ke sath chilla-chilla kar bata rahe the....
"tu ruk,main dekh kar aata hoon..."bolte hue Arun kuchh der ke liye us bheed me shamil ho gaya... Arun jab wapas lauta to uska chehra ekdum khushi ke mare aise khila hua tha jaise ki college ki kisi ladki ne use apni chudai karne ka offer de diya ho
"kya hua be,itna kahe khush hai..."
"Launde log picnic plan bana rahe hai..." "sale gays kahi ke..."
"abey laundiya bhi jayengi us picnic me...soch sala kitna maza aayega. Tu dekhna Arman 10-12 maal to main yun chutki bajakar pata lunga...."
"kya kaha tune ,ladkiya bhi jayengi  "
"yes  tu bole to abhich apna,tera,Saurabh aur Sulabh ka name entry karwa du kya..." "haan...ja jaldi jake entry karwa..."Arun ko dhakka dete hue maine kaha...lekin phhir achanak mujhe mere third plan ki yaad aayi .
"Plan No. #3-Stay Away from Girls...."
jiska saaf matlab tha ki mujhe picnic me nahi jana chahiye


 
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"Plan No. #3-Stay Away from Girls...."
 
 
jiska saaf matlab tha ki mujhe picnic me nahi jana chahiye
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Jinke ghar toofan me tabah ho jate hai aur jab wo dobara apna ghar basate hai to mere khayal se unke dil aur dimag me us toofan ka dar baitha rahta hai ki kahi ek baar phhir se koyi toofan aakar unke ghar ko barbaad na kar de...ye dar unke jehan me zindagi bhar ke liye baith jata hai ki kahi phhir se koyi andhi aur toofan na aa jaye...
aur aisa hee kuchh-kuchh is samay mujhe lag raha tha. Main Nisha ke sath ek park me baitha hua tha aur yahi soch raha tha ki 8th Semester ki kahani kismat dobara na dohra de. Dobara apna ghar basane wale ki tarah mere dil me us toofan ka dar tha,jo 8th semester me aaya tha.
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"Arman...tumne abhi tak bataya nahi ki main kaisi lag rahi hoon..."apne ungaliyo se mere hath ko sahlate hue Nisha puchhi
"ekdum dhansu..."bolkar main chup ho gaya...
Mujhe chup dekhkar Nisha ek baar phhir mujhe ajeeb nazaro se dekhne lagi.
"kya hua ? Tum mujhse baat kyun nahi kar rahe aur ye ek-ek line bolkar kho kaha jate ho..."Nisha boli. wo ab bhi mere hath ko sahla rahi thi.
"uncle ji ki tabiyat kaisi hai ab...."Nisha ne jab mera hath sahlate hue apna nakhoon gadaya to main apne khayalat se bahar aaya.
"ye tum lagatar teesari baar puchh rahe ho ki ,dad ki tabiyat kaisi hai...so boring  " "achchha..."Nisha ki taraf apna chehra karte hue maine kaha"yadi aisa hai to phhir kuchh interesting kare..."
"no...no...no"
"yes...yes...yes "
"are wo sab karne ke liye ye sahi jagah nahi hai..."mujhe door dhakelte hue Nisha boli"ek baat puchhu..."
"kya..."
"pahle promise karo ki bura nahi manoge...."
"oye...ye pakau ladkiyo wali harkat mat kar  matlab ki jo puchhna hai puchh aur waise bhi bura wo manta hai jiske paas ......."bolte hue main beech me hee ruk gaya
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"wo tumhare mobile me ek video hai,jisme tum ek ladki se ajeeb se language me kuchh kah rahe ho aur phhir wo ladki ,jo tumne kaha hai,use repeat karti hai lekin wo baar-baar galat bolti hai jiske baad tum apna sar pakad lete ho aur phhir ek kagaj me use kya bolna hai ,wo likhkar dete ho...."

"wo...wo kuchh nahi hai,wo to bas aise hee college ki ek friend thi...jise main teen alag-alag language me sorry bol raha tha...."badi asani se bina ek pal hichkichaye maine,Nisha se turant jhooth bol diya...kyunki sach batane par wo aur bhi bahut kuchh puchhati ya phhie kahe ki sab kuchh puchhti....

"Arman...."
"yes..."Nisha ke kandhe par apna hath rakhkar use apne paas late hue maine kaha...


"Arman , mujhe maloom hai ki tum us ladki ko sorry nahi balki i love you bol rahe the...."
itna bolkar Nisha chup ho gayi aur meri taraf masoom si nazaro se dekhne lagi aur main uski masoom si aankho me dekhte hue ek naya bahana dhoondh raha tha aur phhir muskurate hue maine kaha.... "aisa kuchh bhi nahi hai,Actually us din maine apne ek dost se shart lagayi thi ki mujhe us video wali ladki ko i love you bolna hai aur wo ladki mere i love bolne par bilkul bhi naraj na ho....isliye maine teen alag-alag language me use i love bola jiski bhanak us ladki ko nahi lagi aur main shart jeet gaya.."
"oh ! too funny...good trick to say i love you to someone...mujhe bhi tum wo teen lines bolo aur phhir main unhi teen lines ko repeat karungi..."
"kya baat hai bade hee romantic mood me lag rahi hai " "are tum bolo na..."
Main kuchh der chup rahkar un teen lines ko yaad karne laga aur jab mere dhyan me wo teeno lines aa gayi to maine kaha jiske baad Nisha ne unhi teen lines ko repeat kiya...aakhiri line bolte hue Nisha itni jyada khush ho gaye ki usne mujhe gale laga liya aur main....mera kya ,main to hamesha hee in sab kamo ke liye taiyar rahta hoon
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Nisha ko kaskar pakde hue mera dimag ek baar phhir ghuma aur main phhir se kuchh sochane laga bina iski parvah kiye ki Nisha mujhse kuchh kah rahi hai...aur pahle ki tarah is baar bhi main hosh me tab aaya jab Nisha ne apna nakhoon mere peeth par gadaya....
"tum us video wali ladki se pyar karte the na..."mujhse door hote hue Nisha ne meri aankho me dekha.... pahle ki tarah wo ab bhi ekdum masoom si lag rahi thi aur pahle ki tarah main phhir se uski aankho me aankhe gadaye koyi bahana dhoondh raha tha....
"it's okay, mujhe koyi problem nahi...waise us ladki ka name kya tha..." "Esha..."bina ek pal gawaye maine kaha..
"wo tumhare layak nahi lagti ,bilkul bhi nahi....uski shakal dekh kar koyi bhi bata sakta hai ki wo ek jiddi aur ghamandi ladki hai,achchha hee hua jo wo ab tumhare sath nahi hai..."
Nisha ka Esha ke bare me aisa kahne par main samajh gaya ki wo Esha se jal rahi hai aur isiliye usne kuchh der pahle teen alag-alag language me mujhse thik usi tarah 'i love you' kahalwaya...jaisa ki ek jamane me maine Esha se kaha tha...Nisha ki is jalne wali harkat par main dil hee dil me muskuraya aur bola...
"Nisha ek baat bata, tujhe maloom kaise chala ki maine Esha ko sorry nahi balki 'i love you' kaha tha..." "google me search kiya aur result samne aa gaya...bahut intelligent hoon na main..."
"hmm..."kahte hue maine Nisha ko pakda aur park me jaise dusare couple kar rahe the ,waisa hee maine bhi kiya aur Nisha ke hontho ko apne hontho me le liya....
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kabhi-kabhi zindagi me kisi ek ke liye ahmiyat itni jyada ho jati hai ki duniya bhar ke sare niyam,kayde- kanoon ek taraf aur wo ek taraf....wo insan wahi karta hai jo uska dil kahta hai...is samay main Nisha ko kiss kar raha tha ,lekin mera dimag ek baar phhir se ateet me ja pahucha.jaha maine shuru-shuru me apne plan ke according chalte hue picnic par jane se mana kar diya tha,lekin jaise hee mujhe pata chala ki Esha us picnic me ja rahi hai to mere hee dwara banaye gaye mere hee sare kayde-kanoon mujhe galat lagne lage aur maine picnic me jane ke liye hami bhar di.....


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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lekin jaise hee mujhe pata chala ki Esha us picnic me ja rahi hai to mere hee dwara banaye gaye mere hee sare kayde-kanoon mujhe galat lagne lage aur maine picnic me jane ke liye hami bhar di.....
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Pata nahi main picnic par jane ke liye kaise maan gaya,jabki mujhe maloom tha ki mere aisa karne par mere teeno plan ,jinka palan karna mere liye us waqt behad jaroori tha,wo bekar ho jayenge...lekin phhir bhi main gaya aur apne hontho me muskan aur dil me naye-naye Arman lekar gaya....
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"aaj tum thoda ajeeb bartaav kar rahe ho..."mere kaan ke paas Nisha ne dheere se kaha"koyi problem hai kya..."
Nisha ki aawaz sunkar main jaise apni beeti duniya se wapas aaya "nahi...koyi problem nahi hai,everything is okay..."
"tumhe dekhkar to aisa nahi lagta..."
"dimag ka ilaaj karwa,aaj tu kuchh jyada hee soch rahi hai aur ab chal raat hone wali hai...kahi aisa na ho ki uncle ji hum dono ko raas leela karte hue dekh le aur meri khatiya khadi kar de..."
"dad hume nahi dekh payenge..."ekdum se bahut jyada khush hote hue wo boli"unki tabiyat ab bhi thodi down hai..."
"kamal hai yar, tu apne hee dad ki tabiyat kharab hone par khush ho rahi hai..."
ye baat maine Nisha ko kuchh aise kaha jaise ki main use dhikkar raha hoon, jaise ki usne bahut hee bada gunah kar diya ho...aur mere aise action par uska reaction kuchh yun tha....
sabse pahle uski aankhe tight hui,gaal gusse ke karan laal ho gaye aur mathe par salwate pad gayi... "mere kahne ka matlab wo nahi tha...jo matlab tumne nikala..tum aisa kaise kah sakte ho.."
"dekh ab jo bol diya ,so bol diya...tu accept kar le ki tu sasurji ki tabiyat kharab hone se bahut jyada khush hai..."Nisha ko aur jalane ke liye maine kaha aur khada hua...
"Arman,main bol rahi hoon na ki mera waisa matlab nahi tha...main to sirf tumhe ye batana chah rahi thi ki dad hum dono ko nahi dekh sakte..."bolte hue Nisha bhi taav me khadi ho gayi
"are maan le na apni galti,main thode hee tere baap ko batane jaunga..." "kya...tumne mere dad ko baap kaha..tum aisa kaise kah sakte ho, he is my father..."
"maine aisa kab kaha...tere kaan baj rahe hai...doctor ke paas jakar apne dimag ke sath-sath apne kaan ka bhi check up karwa lena...."
"i hate you..."dusari taraf ghoom kar wo boli... "kha maa kasam ki you hate  "
"main aaj ke baad tumse kabhi baat nahi karungi..."


"aisa kya...phhir ,wapas kar mera mobile...khamkha mera dus hazar ke mobile ko bore karegi..."Nisha ki taraf hath badhate hue maine kaha...
"lo...i hate you..."mere hath me mera mobile dekar Nisha waha se jane lagi....
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shuru me laga ki apna mobile seedhe jeb me daalkar yaha se chalta banu,lekin phhir jaise dil hee nahi mana ki Nisha bina mobile ke rahe...
ghamand aur aham to mujhme koot-koot kar bhara tha,lekin us ek pal me na jaane mujhe kya hua ki main Park se bahar jate hue Nisha ki taraf lapka aur uske thik samne ja khada hua...ladkiyo ki baat-baat par rooth jane ki yahi ada to sali dil cheer deti hai
"kidhar ja reli hai ,item...chalti kya kone me ..."
"hato mere samne se..."dusari taraf dekhte hue Nisha ne kaha...uska gussa ab bhi uski naak par full josh ke sath sawar tha...
"mazak kar raha tha yar,tu bhi na har chhoti se chhoti baat ko dil pe le leti hai..."uski hath me mobile rakhte hue maine sorry kaha...
"it's okay..."halke gusse ke sath wo boli....
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Jis park me main aur Nisha kuchh der pahle baithkar baate kar rahe the,wo park humari colony ke andar hee bana hua tha. Varun ke kisi kaam par jane ke baad maine Nisha ko call kiya to pata chala ki wo ekdum free hai matlab ki uske dad ki tabiyat kharab hone ki vajah se wo bistar par pade hai,isliye wo apni maa se koyi na koyi bahana maarkar mujhse milne aa sakti hai...jiske baad hum dono aadhe ghante ke andar hee park me pahuch gaye the.
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"Varun abhi tak nahi aaya..."room ke andar aate hee Maine Arun se puchha, jo ki Varun ke laptop me koyi movie dekh raha tha....
"pata nahi..."
"tu jakar khana bana..."kahte hue maine uski aankho ke samne se laptop ko hataya aur bola"sale,kuchh kaam-dham nahi hai kya...jo itne din beet jane ke bawjood yahi pada hai..."
"do-teen din aur ruk ja lawde,phhir main khud yaha se chala jaunga..." "jaldi se ja be,faltu me humara kharcha badha raha hai.."
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Kharcha shabd sunte hee Arun ek jhatke me utha aur seedhe mere upar kood pada,lekin tabhi humare reporter sahab ne entry mari....
"Arman...ek ladka tera address puchh raha tha..."
"mera address..."Arun ko door fekte hue maine Varun ki taraf apna rukh kiya"kaun tha wo ? " "pata nahi...colony ke bahar ek ne meri car rukwayi aur puchha ki Arman kaha rahta hai..." "aur phhir..."
"phhir kya,maine use ulta seedha address bata diya kyunki mujhe laga ki isase teri privacy ko khatra hai..."
"abey ullu...is puri colony me main kya akela hee Arman hoon...ye bhi to ho sakta hai ki wo kisi dusare Arman ke bare me puchh raha ho..."

"pata nahi...baki tu samajh...mujhe jo karna tha,wo maine kar diya"sofe par girte hue Varun ne mujhse kaha"Arman phhir Picnic me kya hua ,mera matlab ki waha koyi dhamal kiya ya aise hee lund pakad kar wapas aa gaye...."

"picnic..."muskurate hue maine kaha"Picnic ka name to bas college staff ke logo aur students ke parents


ko dikhane ke liye diya gaya tha..asliyat to kuchh aur thi" "kya college ke teachers bhi sath the..."
"abey college samajh rakha hai kya,jo teachers sath rahenge..."

[Samrock19797]

Chapter-38:Pride in the way of Affection
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Jo din picnic ke liye tay hua tha, wo din aate-aate tak college ke laundo ka plan picnic se badal kar 2-3 din ke camp ki shakal le chuka tha jisase bahut se student ne apna name wapas le liya. Kyunki Jo students hostel me rahte the unhe to koyi problem nahi thi,lekin jo students local the ,unme se adhiktar ke maa-baap or caretaker ne unhe 2-3 din ghar se bahar rahne ki anumati nahi di aur is par humare college ke Principal ne final year ke students par ban lagakar char-chand laga diye...jiska nateeja ye hua ki jaha pahle 4 bus book karne ka plan tha waha camp ke liye ravana hone wale din tak aate-aate bus ki sankhya char se kam hokar sirf do rah gayi....itna sab kuchh hone ke bawjood mujhe koyi fark nahi pada,kyunki mere sath mere sare dost ja rahe the. Jis din hume camp ke liye ravana hona tha, uske ek din pahle humare Principal ne ek aur dhamaka kiya,jiski khabar mere khas dosto me shumar Sulabh ne di....Sulabh pichhale do din se apne room na jakar humare hostel me hee pada tha,jiski vajah se kayi baar meri aur Arun ki warden se bahas bhi ho chuki thi.Sulabh ne ek raat pahle bataya ki Principal ne humare sath Girls aur boys hostel ke wardens ko jane ke liye kaha hai....
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"is BC ,principal ne sare intention par moot diya...ab ye chodu warden humare sath camp par jakar kya karenge....."cigarette ke packet se aakhiri cigarette nikal kar Arun ne packet jor se room ke bahar fekte hue kaha.

"karenge kya sale....bas din bhar hume instruction dete rahenge ki ,ye mat karo,wo mat karo...."apne bag me apna saman bharte hue Saurabh bola"mera vash chale to salo ka wahi murder kar du.." "mujhe to iski fikra ho rahi hai ki ye wardens ,hume daru nahi peene denge  "udas sa chehra banate hue maine bhi apna bag almirah ke upar se nikala aur packing karne laga....
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"ek aur buri khabar hai ya phhir kahe to sabse buri khabar hai..."Sulabh ne phhir kaha,jiske baad hum teeno wo dusari buri khabar sunne ke liye uska muh takne lage.
"bose dk,dusari buri khabar batayega ya phhir court ka notice bheju tab bakega..."jab kuchh der tak Sulabh bina kuchh bole hum teeno ko hee dekhte raha to main chillaya...
"Principal ne instruction diya hai ki ladke aur ladkiya alag-alag bus me baithenge...."


"dayi chod dunga us takle ki...."Arun gusse se tantanate hue bhadak utha...
dil to mera bhi kiya ki apne college ke principal ko dil kholkar galiya du ,lekin jab main ye subh kaam karne ke liye muh khol hee raha tha ki mera dimag mujhpar chillaya"Respect your teachers..." "abey nahi Arun ,aisa nahi bolte...Principal hai apna wo taklu..aur bhool mat ki Gautam wale case ko
dabane me usne hum logo ki kitni help ki thi....."na chahte hue bhi maine apne Principal ko ijjat dete hue kaha....
meri baat me dam tha jiska ahsaas mujhe tab hua ,jab mere teeno dost meri baat sunkar chup ho gaye
 
aur apne saman ki packing karne me lag gaye....
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"Arman ,tera bag khali hai kya..."
main aawaz ki taraf palta to dekha ki Arun apne hath me ek jeans ko modkar khada tha. "kyun kya hua..."
"le mera ye jeans apne bag me dal le..."
Mujhe apna jeans dene ke baad ,Arun ,Saurabh ke paas gaya aur usase bhi wahi sawal puchha,jo kuchh der pahle usne mujhse puchha tha....jab sawal same tha to answer bhi same hee hoga  aur aisa hee hua .
"beta mere bag me jagah to itni khali hai ki ,tujhe bhi bhar dunga...kaam bol"
"le mera ek jeans aur do shirt rakh le...wo kya hai ki mera bag thoda sa fata hua hai aur main nahi chahta ki meri bejjati ho jaye..."apni bakwas jari rakhte hue Arun bola"tu khud soch be, tujhe us samay achchha lagega kya...jab college ki ladkiya mujhe dekh kar ye kahengi ki....awwww, college ke sabse dashing,smart ladke ka bag fata hua hai.awww...awwww...."
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"sab saman bhar liya ab chalo 2-3 worldcup lekar aate hai...."packing karne ke baad angdayi lete hue maine ek lambi jamhayi mari...
"itni jaldi kya hai be...aaram se chalenge..worldcup lene"
"  sab kaam bhale hee chhut jaye,lekin ye kaam nahi chhutna chahiye...chal  "
"worldcup  "apna dimag par jor dalte hue Sulabh ne pahle meri taraf dekha aur phhir jab use samajh aa gaya ki main kis world cup ki baat kar raha hoon to wo bola"abey ,daru piyoge to pela jaoge...Principal suspend kar dega..."
"i love daru more than my  ab apna muh band kar"
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Dusare din jab hum log hostel se apna-apna bag latkaye bahar nikle to Rajshri Pandey hume hostel ke bahar hee mil gaya...Rajshri ko hostel ke bahar dekhte hee main samajh gaya ki wo yaha is waqt kyun aaya hai....

"Arman bhai,Saurabh bhai,Arun bhai ,Sulabh bhai...apun ko aap logo ke sath rahna hai..."usne kaha aur cigarette ka ek packet rishwat ke taur par mere taraf badha di...
Cigarette ki ek full packet dekhte hee mera dil kiya ki abhi apna bag neeche feku aur sare ke sare cigarette pee loon ,kyunki pichhale ek do dino se maine cigarette ko chhua tak nahi tha...cigarette ka packet lene ke liye maine apna hath aage badhaya hee tha ki mera 1400 gm ka brain mujhpar chillaya"Quit Smoking as early as possible..." aur phhir maine Rajshri Pandey ke hath se cigarette ka packet lekar Arun ko saunp diya.....
"ye kya Arman bhai,aap mujhse naraz ho kya..."meri is harkat par chaukte hue Rajshri Pandey ne puchha...


jawab me main aage badha aur uske kandhe par ek hath rakhkar apna bag use pakdaya aur bola"nahi re pagle...tujhse kaisi narajagi ,tu to bhai hai apna...wo to aajkal mere hee din kharab chal rahe hai...."
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college ke thik samne do bus khadi thi, usme se ek bus ke andar main aur meri chhoti si mandali ghusi...humne pahle se hee decide kar rakha tha ki hum log kis seat number par baithenge.lekin jab bus ke andar pahuche to humari seat par wo kallu kanghi chor ek hath me chana liye baitha hua tha...
"oye chal sarak idhar se..."usko dekhkar Maine kaha aur wo kallu apna muh chalate hue khidki ki taraf khisak gaya...
"sale kanghi chor, tujhe maine khidki ki taraf sarakne ke liye nahi kaha...maine tujhe kaha ki seat puri khali kar..."
"to phhir main kaha baithu..."chane ke ek aur fake muh me dalkar chabate hue wo bola... "sale mujhe dekhkar,tujhe dar nahi lagta kya...bola na uth yaha se..."
"tu koyi bhoot hai kya, jo tujhse daru..."
"teri maa ki..."bolte hue maine kallu ko pakda aur khichkar seedhe bahar feka"kanghi chor,sala...mujhe juban ladata hai..."
Us kallu kanghi chor ko bahar fekne ke baad main khidki ki taraf baitha aur kaan me headphone fansa kar apni aankhe band kar li...
main bahut koshish kar raha tha ki mujhe cigarette ka khayal na aaye ,lekin jab se maine apni aankhe band ki thi...tab se mujhe sirf aur sirf cigarette ka wo packet nazar aata...jo aaj mujhe Rajshri Pandey ne diya tha aur maine Arun ko....
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"Arman bhaiya,thoda side hatna to..."mujhe side karke Rajshri Pandey ne apna sar khidki se bahar nikala aur Gutkhe ki peek bahar thook kar ek do laundo ko galiya baki aur wapas apni jagah par dhang se baith gaya.....
"lawde yadi ek aur baar tune mujhe side hone ke liye kaha to bahut pelunga...."
"sorry ,Arman bhai..."bolte hue Rajshri Pandey ne abki baar Rajshri andar hee nigal liya....
Aankhe band karke phhir se maine koshish ki...ki Cigarette ka khayal mujhe na aaye lekin cigarette peene ki talab betate samay ke sath lagatar badhti hee ja rahi thi aur jab mujhse control nahi hua to maine bahar jakar chup-chap cigarette peene ki sochi....
"kidhar ja raha hai be..."
Arun ke is sawal par maine apni fifth finger(pinky) utha di aur bus se bahar aakar seedhe hostel ki taraf bhaga....hostel me maine do cigarette sulgayi aur jab man ko thandak pahuchi to hostel se thanda pani peekar wapas college ki taraf badha lekin main bus ke karib pahuchta usase pahle hee mere samne black colour ki ek land rover car ruki.
"ek din sala mere paas bhi aisich car hogi..."us chamchamati hui car ko dekhkar maine man me kaha.... Us black colour ki car ko dekhkar mujhe ye andaza to ho gaya tha ki uske andar baitha hua shaks crorepati hai...lekin mujhe jordar jhatka tab laga,jab us car ke andar se Esha ek aadmi ke sath nikli.... "oh teri...Sasur ji  "
Esha ke sath jo aadmi tha uski umra mere hisab se 45-50 ke beech rahi hogi,isliye maine andaza laga
mara ki ho na ho ye rahis banda Esha ke pappa ji hai bole to apun ke sasur ji
Esha apne dad ke sath seedhe college ke andar gayi to maine bhi unka peechha kiya aur un dono ko principal ke office me jata dekh samajh gaya ki andar kya baate ho rahi hogi...mere khayal se Esha ka baap andar Principal se Esha ke baare me baat kar raha hoga ki uski najuk si laundiya...ohsorry mera


matlab hai ki uski najuk si beti ko is camp me kuchh nahi hona chahiye...wagerah-wagerah.
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Esha apne dad ke sath 10-15 minute tak Principal ke office me rahi aur jab wo dono Principal office se nikle to main bhi udhar se kat liya aur unki car se thodi door jakar khada ho gaya....
"ok daddy, ab aap jayiye.."Sasur ji ke gale lagkar Esha boli...
"thik hai beta, ab tum bhi apne friends ke sath jao aur apna khayal rakhna..."
Dono baap-beti ka hugging-hugging ka khel khatm hone ke baad ,Esha ke pappa ji waha se chalte bane...lekin main ab bhi wahi khada tha...Esha ke baap ke jane ke baad ek aur mahangi car same to same place par aakar ruki,jisme se Divya aur uska baap nikla....ek baar phhir se wahi same to same drama hua,jo kuchh der pahle hua tha bole to Divya apne baap ke sath Principal ke paas gayi aur phhir sabke samne usne aur uske baap ne ek-dusare ko hug kiya....
"sale kitne boring log hai  "
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main pata nahi waha kyun khada tha,jabki waha tej dhoop thi aur paseene se mere kapde bheeg rahe the...lekin main tha ki wahi khada tha,bas khada tha....pata nahi ye Esha ka jadu tha ya phhir mere dil ki bebasi jo mujhe kuchh sujh hee nahi raha tha. aur ek pal ko mujhe na jaane kaise pata chal gaya ki Esha ab meri taraf palti maregi lekin wo meri taraf mudti usase pahle hee main left side me 90 degree par ghoom gaya aur apna mobile nikal kar kisi se baat karne ka jhootha natak karne laga.
Goggles pahanne ke kayi fayde hai lekin sabse bada fayda ye hai ki aap goggles pahankar kisi bhi ladki ki taraf apna chehra kiye bina tirachhi nazar se use dekh sakte hai aur us ladki ko pata bhi nahi chalta. Us waqt meri aankho me ek kala dhansu chashma tha aur main apni aankhe tirachhi kiye hue Esha ko dekh raha tha....
Esha shant hokar bahut der tak mujhe dekhti rahi aur phhir Divya ke sath bus ke andar chali gayi...Esha dusare bus me baithi thi aur uske waha se jane ke baad main bhi apne bus ki taraf badha ye sochte hue ki"ek samay kaise main use bahut pareshan karta tha aur har baar wo pahle gussa hoti aur phhir ek mast smile pass karti thi...lekin wo sab kuchh jaise ki mera usko har din pareshan karna...uska mujhpar gussa hona aur phhir mujhe dekhkar uski pyari si muskan...ab ye sab beete jamane ki baat ho chuki thi. Hum dono aksar jab bhi ek-dusare ke aamne-samne aate to aise behave karte jaise hum dono ek-dusaro ko jante tak nahi aur aaj bhi aisa hee hua tha.
wo to mujhse baat karne se rahi aur idhar mere ghamand ne mujhe koyi pahal karne se rok rakha tha,main yahi chahta tha ki shuruat wo kare...jo mujhe is janam me mushkil hee lag raha tha.
Yahi sab sochate hue main bus ke andar gaya aur apne dosto ko aawaz di... "sab chalo be,dusare wale bus me baithenge..."
"lekin wo to ladkiyo ki bus hai...Principal ka order bhool gaya kya..."
"us takle ki maa ki aankh, tum sab chalo mere sath..."maine kaha aur isi ke sath mera pahla rule"Respect your teachers(X)" ki maa-bahan hui


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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"us takle ki maa ki aankh, tum sab chalo mere sath..."maine kaha aur isi ke sath mere pahla rule"Respect your teachers(X)" ki maa-bahan hui
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Maine kabhi sapne me bhi ya phhir kahe ki Group discussion ki boring class me bhi nahi socha tha ki jin plans ko banane ke liye maine apna sar khapaya tha ,un plans ko ek din main hee arthi par letaunga...wo bhi ek sath.
mere ab tak ke teeno plans ,jo ki mujhe ek achchha student aur exam me mere achchhe marks la sakte hai,unhe main pichhale aadhe ghante ke andar tod chuka tha.
Hostel jakar maine do cigarette piye isase mera 'plan no. 2-Quit Smoking' turant arthi par let gaya . Kuchh der pahle maine Principal ko gali baki jisase mere 'Plan no. 1 -Respect your teachers' ki dhajjiya udi aur ab ladkiyo wali bus me jakar main apne Plan no.3'Stay away from Girls' ko todne ja raha tha. Mera aisa behaviour kisi bhi lihaj se sahi nahi tha siway iske ki main khud apne plan tod raha tha na ki koyi dusara.....
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"Principal chodega hum sabko ,yadi use pata chal gaya ki hum log uske order ko follow nahi maan rahe hai to..."
"tension mat le baby.Principal bhi ek jamane me jawan launda raha hoga isliye wo humari bhavnao ko samajh jayega aur waise bhi use kaun batane ja raha hai ki ladkiyo wale bus me mujh jaisa ek handsome ladka tha...."Arun ki bakwas ko beech me hee rok kar maine kaha"us bus me Divya bhi hai ,soch le..." "are gand maraye Divya,.us sali ke chakkar me itna bada kand ho gaya aur tu chahta hai ki main uske baare me sochu...kabhi nahi,bilkul nahi. "
"baat to teri sahi hai aur jab tujhe usase koyi moh-maya nahi hai to phhir tujhe us waqt bilkul bhi bura nahi lagega,jab main use gali bakunga..."
"bura wo manta hai jiske paas bur hota hai aur mere paas lund hai..."
"ok..to main ye kahna chahta hoon ki wo sali Divya ,ek no. 1 ki bakchod hai...hospital se wapas aane ke baad shuru-shuru me socha ki use bhi Deepika aur Naushad ki tarah lapete me le lu...lekin phhir ek laundiya hai,sochkar jane diya aur laundo ko dekhkar jaise wo apna muh fadti hai na ,usase to mujhe yahi lagta hai ki pakka usne aaj tak kam se kam 10 lund to jaroor liya hoga,ek tu hee chodu tha jo kiss ke chakkar me pakda gaya.jab pakdana hee tha to Divya ko chodte waqt pakdata...mujhe to ye bhi lagta hai ki wo tere jariye mujhpar dore daal rahi thi kyunki main tujhse jyada smart aur handsome hoon..." "abey tu Divya ki burayi kar raha hai ya meri..."
"Divya ki...tu to bhai hai mera  ,waise to main tujhe indirectly chodu kahna chahta tha,lekin dekh maine kaha kya...nahi kaha na. Waise to main indirectly tujhe badsurat bhi kahna chahta tha ,lekin dekh maine aisa kuchh bhi kaha kya...nahi kaha na. Are pagle tu bhai hai mera  "
"hao beta, indirectly bol-bol kar directly mujhe chodu aur badsurat bol raha hai...lawde ke  "


"chal aaja ,ab ladkiyo wale bus me chalte hai..."
Bus se apni chhoti si mandali ke sath utar kar main dusare wali bus ki taraf chal pada.
"abey, us bas me Esha ke sath pakka Gautam hoga....kahi kuchh lafda na ho jaye..."ladkiyo wali bus ki taraf mere kadam se kadam milakar chalte hue Arun ne kaha...
"abey bakchod, bhool gaya kya...Principal ne final year walo ko camp par jane ke liye mana kar rakha hai..."
"Principal ke kahne se kya hota hai.kyunki yadi Gautam Esha ke sath jana chahe to wo apne baap ki power ka use karke badi aasani se ja sakta hai aur jaha tak mera manna hai uske hisab se Gautam apne baap ki pahuch ka istemaal karke ,Esha ke sath jaroor is Picnic cum Camp me jayega..."
"chal isi baat par lagata hai kya hazar-hazar ki shart..."maine kaha...
bet ka amount maine hazar rupaye isliye rakha kyunki mujhe maloom tha ki ye shart main hee jeetne wala hoon kyunki mujhe pahle se hee is shart ka nateeja maloom tha.
"hazar rupaye kya tere pappa mujhe denge...shart lagani hai to 100-100 ki laga,warna girls hostel ki warden ke gand me ja..."
"chal thik hai...100  done."maine apna hath Arun ki taraf badhaya
"meri taraf se bhi done..."mere hath me apna hath dete hue Arun ne kaha...
aur jab shart ko dono taraf se hari jhandi mil gayi to maine aur Arun ne 100-100  nikal kar Saurabh ke hath me de diye kyunki hum dono hee jante the ki yadi shart ke paise humare paas rahe to jeetane wale ko inam ke taur par siway babaji ke ghanta ke aalawa aur kuchh nahi milega...
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Jis bus me humare college ki ladkiya baithi thi ,uske andar ghuskar maine Arun ko dikhaya ki Esha kaise Divya ke sath baithi hai aur isi ke sath main Arun se 100 rs jeet gaya
Humari mandali ke us bus me aane se sabhi ladkiyo ka muh 3 inch fat gaya.sabhi item hairan
thi,pareshan thi ki main aur mere dost kaise unke bus me aa tapke...shuru ki lagbhag aadhi seat ladkiyo se bhar chuki thi lekin peechhe taraf ki seat ab bhi khali thi,isliye bina kisi ladki ki taraf dekhe hum log seedhe peechhe ki taraf badh gaye....
"Arman bhai, wo aapka warden peeche girls hostel ki warden ke sath baitha hai...main kya bolta hoon
,apan sab abhich is bus se khisak lete hai warna bhari bejjati karenge wo dono..."peechhe ki taraf badhte hue Rajshri Pandey ne mere kaan me kanaphhusi ki ,jiske baad meri nazar peechhe ki seat par baithe humare wardens par gayi...
"tum log baitho ,main use chodu banakar aata hoon..."dheere se bolte hue main undono ki taraf gaya.... Mujhe bus me dekhkar undono ka bhi pahle wahi haal hua, jo ki kuchh der pahle ladkiya ka hua tha..bole to un dono ka bhi muh 3 inch khul gaya tha...mujhe apne samne dekhte hee jaha Girls hostel ki warden kisi soch me doob gayi wahi humare hostel ke warden ki aankh me jwalamukhi tair raha tha,jo kabhi bhi fat sakta tha.....

"Sir.."apne hostel ke warden ki taraf mukhatib hote hue main bola"wo humare bus ki sabhi seat full ho gayi hai...isliye hum log is bus me aa gaye  ,lekin yadi aap kahe to humlog abhi is bus se utar jayenge aur pahli wali bus me khade-khade hee chale jayenge "

"koyi baat nahi beta, tum log koyi bahari awara ladke thode hee ho...tum log aaram se baitho...bas iska khayal rakhna ki yaha ladkiya bhi baithi hui hai."

Girls hostel ki warden se ye sunkar mera rom-rom khushi se jhoom utha aur dil kiya ki abhich us warden ko ek 'Vardan' mangne ke liye kah du lekin phhir khayal aaya ki wo 'Vardan' to pura hoga nahi to aise bolne ka kya fayda....

Girls hostel ki warden se hume jaise hee hari jhandi mili,humara warden kuchh kahne ke mood me tha , uske aankho ki chal aur face ka reaction dekhkar main samajh gaya ki wo pakka humari burayi Girls hostel ke warden se karega lekin wo kuchh bolta uske pahle hee main bol utha...
"thank you Sir, thank you mam..."
"okay beta, ab aap sab baith jao...taki kisi ko koyi problem na ho..." "once again ,thank you mam..."(chus le,ban gayi na chodu)
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Jab hume us bus me baithne ki permission mil gayi to hum sab ne apni paseendida seat par apna dera jama liya...main apni pasand ke anusar khidki ki taraf baitha tha aur Rajshri Pandey mere bagal me tha...Arun aur Sulabh dusari seat par baithe the lekin Saurabh akele peechhe wali row me apni taange pasar kar baitha tha. Humari seat three seater thi ,jiske karan ek seat ab bhi khali thi....
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"sir,may i come in..."
Ye aawaz jaise hee mere kano me padi to sabse pahle jo khayal mere man me aaya ,wo ye tha ki"ye kaun chutiya hai,jo bus ke andar aane ke liye permission mang raha hai aur jab maine peechhe mudkar dekha to paya ki 5-6 launde bus ke peechhe wale darwaje ke paas khade hokar bus ke andar aane ke liye humare wardens se permission mang rahe the....jisme humare hostel ka wo kallu,kanghi chor bhi shamil tha....
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"kya hua beta, aap log yaha kyun aaye ho..."mamta bhari aawaz me Girls hostel ki warden ne un ladko se puchha"koyi problem hai kya..."
"mam...wo wali bus puri full hai ,isliye hum log yaha aa gaye..."
"koyi baat nahi,aap log andar aakar baith jayiye...lekin is baat ka khayal rakhna ki yaha ladkiya baithi hui hai..."
Iske baad un sabne bari-bari se warden ko 'thank you' kaha aur andar aa gaye.ise mera bad luck kahe ya phhir kuchh aur...ki kanghi chor mere hee seat par aakar baith gaya matlab ki Rajshri Pandey ke bagal me....ab wo kanghi chor na to mujhe pasand tha aur na hee Rajshri Pandey ko, so hum dono hee use waha se hatane ki tarqeeb dhoondane lage.....
"chal be ,tu khisak yaha se..."Rajshri ka ek pouch muh me dalte hue Pandey ji ne ajeeb si aawaz me kaha...
"chub kar,tera senior hoon main...jyada bolega to hostel ke ladko ko bolkar teri pitayi karwa dunga..."apne chhote se bag ko apni godi me rakhkar wo bola...
"sach  "Rajshri Pandey ko seat se satakar us kallu ki taraf maine apna chehra kiya... "Arman tu shayad meri power ko nahi janta..."
"tu MC bhag yaha se,warna tere gand me danda dalkar 1000 r.p.m. Ki speed se ghumaunga..."
Gusse se tamtamate mere chehre ko dekhkar wo kallu dar gaya aur turant apna bag uthakar peechhe ki seat par ja pahucha.
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jab dono bus ke chhutane ka time hua to humare hostel ka warden ,dusare bus me chala gaya aur bus chal padi...maine apne kano par headphone fansaya aur aankhe band kar li. Is beech bus me kiske beech kya hua,main nahi janta aur jab kisi ne mera name liya tha to maine apni aankhe kholi aur dekhte hee dang rah gaya ki Sulabh ladkiyo ke beech baitha mujhe aawaz de raha tha.
"is sale ki laundiyo se dosti kab hui  aur ye mujhe kyun bula raha hai...pakka koyi ladki mujhpar fida


ho gayi hogi aur mujhe propose karne ke liye bula rahi hai "apne baal ko hatho se thik karte hue maine socha
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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"is sale ki laundiyo se dosti kab  aur ye mujhe kyun bula raha hai...pakka koyi ladki mujhpar fida ho gayi hogi aur mujhe propose karne ke liye bula rahi hai "apne baal ko hatho se thik karte hue maine socha

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Jab main apni jagah par khada hua to aage ki taraf baithi hui ladkiyo ne meri taraf dekha aur tabhi na jaane kaha se mere andar ahankar ki ek lahar daud aayi...
"sorry, mere paas bekar ki baato ke liye time nahi hai..."bolkar main turant baith gaya...
Sulabh mera khas dost tha aur use aisa jawab dene ke baad mujhe khud bhi achchha nahi lag raha tha lekin jab iski shuruat maine kar hee di thi to phhir peechhe hatna mujhe manzoor nahi tha...isliye Sulabh ke dwara ek-do baar aur mere name pukare jane par bhi main apni jagah se ek inch bhi nahi hila....
jis tarah Sulabh mera khas dost tha usi tarah main bhi uska khas dost tha aur mujhe pura yakin tha ki mera aisa behaviour use bhi pasand nahi aaya hoga....mere khayal se usne iski kabhi kalpana tak nahi ki hogi ki main uski baat ko aise talunga kyunki yadi use mere is ravaiye ki jara si bhi bhanak hoti to wo mujhe kabhi nahi bulata....mera ye ravaiya waha bus me maujood jaha sabhi ladkiyo ko pasand nahi aaya tha wahi mere baki ke dosto ki shakal bhi kafi khafa-khafa si thi.
"Arman ,aana yar...ek minute ka kaam hai..."Sulabh ne teesari baar mujhe bulaya ,lekin nateeja pahle ke jaisa hee raha. Main is baar bhi apni jagah se ek inch bhi nahi hila.
"Arman...aana "
"Rajshri ,tu ja aur Sulabh se maloom karke aa ki kya matter hai..."Sulabh ki bujhi hui shakal ko dekhkar maine apne bagal me baithe Rajshri Pandey se kaha.
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Humare Pandey ji to jaise kab se isi mauke ki taalash me the ki kab unhe ladkiyo ke beech me jane ka mauka mile aur jab ye mauka use mere jariye mil raha tha to bhala wo kaise peechhe hatne wala tha.


Meri tarah usne bhi apne balo par apni ungaliya phhirayi aur phhir mujhe side karke chalti hui bus ki khidki ke bahar gardan nikalkar apna Rajshri se bhara muh khali kiya...bus speed me chal rahi thi ,isliye Pandey ji dhang se apna kaam nahi kar paye jiski vajah se Gutkhe ka kuchh ansh unke galo aur hontho par apni chhap chhod gaye tha, jise wo apne hath se saaf karte hue bola...
"thank you, Arman bhai...main abhi jakar ,Sulabh bhai se sab kuchh maloom karke aata hoon..." "teri to..."bolte hue maine uska sar pakda aur khidki par de mara"tujhe pahle hee bola tha na ki ye Gutkha,khaini ka pradarshan mere samne mat kiya kar...ab ja yaha se..."
Apna sar sahlate hue Rajshri Pandey , Sulabh ki taraf badha lekin us bechare ki kismat hee jhand thi. Ek to Sulabh mere waha na jane par pahle se hee gussaya hua tha ,upar se jab Rajshri Pandey ne ,uski problem puchhi to Sulabh uspar phhat pada aur apne daant chabate hue tej lafzo me Pandey ji ko waha se bhaga diya...ab humare Pandey ji kya karte, wo chup chap mayoos hokar wapas laute aur mere bagal me baith gaye....
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iske baad kuchh der tak aur kuchh nahi hua lekin Mere andar ek ufan tha ki aakhir Sulabh mujhe bula kyun raha tha,kahi Esha ne to use ,mujhe bulane ke liye nahi kaha....
"dhat teri ki,maine kitni badi galti kar di  , Sulabh yar ! Ek aur baar mujhe bula ,abki baar main udd kar aaunga..."
"ab pachhtaye hot kya, jab chidiya chug gayi khet..."Pandey ji ki bagal me jo seat khali thi ,uspar baithate hue Arun bola.
"tujhe kaise pata chala be  "Arun ko dekhkar maine ashcharya se kaha. "kya...kaise pata chala ? "
"yahi ki,Sulabh ke bulane par main uske paas us waqt nahi gaya ,lekin mujhe ab uska afsos ho raha hai..." "beta sixth Sense mera bhi kabhi-kabhi kaam kar jata hai...waise main yaha tera dukh-dard batne nahi aaya hoon,balki tujhe ye batane aaya hoon ki mere 100  wapas kar de,warna warden ko main ye bata dunga ki tune usase jhooth bolkar is bus me baitha hai..."
"chal ja be aur yadi tu use ye batayega bhi to mere sath-sath tujhe bhi yaha se dusari bus me jana padega..."

"mujhe koyi fark nahi padta ,kyunki Divya mere liye kabhi koyi khas ladki nahi thi...main to bas uske bade-bade doodh dabana chahta tha,par lagta hai mere ye Arman ab kabhi pura nahi hone wala..." "mujhe maloom hai ki tu aisa kuchh bhi nahi karega,jisase meri bejjati ho..."

"mere 100  dega ya nahi..." "nahi..."
"thik hai phhir..."bolte hue Arun khada hua aur warden ki taraf dekhkar bola"mam, aapko kuchh batana hai..."
"ye le pakad apne 100  ,lekin yaad rakhna ki ye 100  to main tujhse lekar hee rahunga..."dheere se kahte hue maine 100  turant Arun ke hath me pakda diye.....
"haan beta bolo,koyi dikkat hai kya..."Girls hostel ki warden ne hamesha ki tarah ek meethi aawaz me kaha...
"kuchh nahi mam, main to bas ye kahna chahta tha ki aap bahut achchhi hai..." Jawab me warden muskura di aur Arun ne 100  ka note apne jeb me daal liya.
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Arun ko 100 ka note dene ke baad bhi main us 100 ke note ke baare me na sochkar ,Esha ke beech jane ka jo sunahara mauka maine gawa diya tha,uspar dil hee dil me afsos jahir kar raha tha....
"aur udd hawa me, beta tera ye ghamand kisi din tujhe chod kar hee dam lega,ab bhi waqt hai sudhar


ja...."maine khud se kaha"kitna shandar avasar mila tha laundiyo ke beech impression jamane ka
,lekin...."
"Arman...."Sulabh ne ek aur baar mera name pukara aur khud ko gali dena band karke main turant apni jagah se khada ho gaya...
"ek minute,idhar aana to..."
"okay, i am coming..."bolte hue main Rajshri ke upar se kuda aur ladkiyo ke taraf jane laga...
"Arman bhai,main bhi chalu kya..."Pandey ji ne apne dil ke armano ko zahir karte hue mujhse puchha... "tu kya karega be waha jakar,sirf meri bejjati hee karayega...tu ek kaam kar, Rajshri ka ek pouch nikal aur kha ke mast ho ja...main abhi aaya"
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Sulabh ke bulane par main gaya to badi khushi ke sath tha, lekin mere waha pahuchte hee sabhi ladkiyo ke chehre ka rang aise feeka pad gaya,jaise maine un sabki saheliyo ko choda lekin unhe chhua tak
nahi . Aur jab main Sulabh ke paas pahucha to jo ladkiya abhi tak Sulabh ki taraf dekhkar bade dhyan se uski baate sun rahi thi,wo ab mujhe ,uske bagal me khada pakar...dusari taraf dekhne lagi thi jisase mere sharir ka aadha khoon jal utha aur maine turant apne wallet se hazar ka note nikal kar Sulabh ko thamate hue bola...
"le be ,ye hazar rupaye rakh aur jab bus aage kahi rukegi to in sabko khana khila dena.." "matlab ? Main kuchh samjha nahi..."
"in sabki shakal dekh, aisa lag raha hai ki na jaane kitne janam se bhookhi hai..."
Mera aisa kahna tha ki sabhi ladkiya jaha kuchh der pahle apna muh dusari taraf kiye hue baithi thi ,ab wahi ladkiya 440 volt ke bijali ke jhatke khakar meri taraf gusse se dekh rahi thi...sirf dekh rahi thi,bol kuchh nahi rahi thi.
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"tune mujhe yaha kya isiliye bulaya taki main in sabke khane ke liye kuchh paise donate kar saku ya phhir koyi aur baat hai..."un ladkiyo ko ek aur baar 440 volt ka jhatka dete hue maine kaha aur jawab me is baar bhi wo sab item log mujhe sirf dekhti hee rahi...
"tu bhi na yar ,har time mazak karta rahta hai..."ek ladki ki taraf ishara karte hue Sulabh ne kaha"ise to janta hee hoga,ye hai Megha...apni hee classmate hai..."
"teen saal ye humare sath ,humari hee class me padh rahi hai aur tu mujhe yaha iska name bata raha hai..."
"abey nahi , actually jab main in sabse baat kar raha tha to ,ye baat uthi ki is saal best player ka award kise milega...aur usi waqt basketball ke bare me charcha hone lagi..."
"to..."
"to phhir Megha ne achanak hee mujhse ye puchha ki basketball ka no.1 player kaun hai...."
"ab samjha..."main beech me hee bol utha"to tune yaha mujhe sirf ye puchhane ke liye bulaya hai ki
,basketball ka no.1 player kaun hai..." "yes...yes.."Abki baar Megha ne kaha..
"do google, you will find your answer..."Sulabh ki taraf dekhte hue maine kaha"mana ki ladkiyo ke paas dimag nahi hota,lekin tujhe to main ek hoshiyar ladka samajhta tha..."

"kyaaaaa...humare paas dimag nahi hai..."5-6 ladkiya ek sath mujhpar jhallayi aur un sabko ignore marte hue main apni seat ki taraf badh gaya. Abhi main apni seat ki taraf ja hee raha tha ki Divya ki aawaz mere kano me padi...

"my brother, Gautam is the no. 1 player of the basketball game ! "
Ye sunte hee mera baki bacha-kucha khoon bhi gusse se jal utha aur dil kiya ki abhi jakar Divya ko ek


tamacha jad du...lekin maine aisa nahi kiya.
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main shanti se peeche palta aur shanti se Sulabh ke paas gaya... "maine kaha tha na ki,ladkiyo ke paas dimag nahi hota..."
"to phhir tum hee bata do ki basketball ka best player kaun hai..."ek baar phhir Megha ne apna sawal dohraya...
"pure world me Michael Jordan aur is college me mere barabar koyi player nahi hai..."
"o..hello excuse me..."tamtamate hue Divya khadi hui"is college ka best player mera bhai hai ,tum nahi..."
"ye kaun hai..."Sulabh ki taraf dekhte hue maine puchha...

is samay Divya par mujhe gussa to itna aa raha tha ki bus ka darwaja kholkar use bahar fek du...lekin main phhir bhi shant raha aur Sulabh ki halat is samay 'kato to khoon nahi' wali thi...uski samajh me bilkul bhi nahi aa raha tha ki wo kise shant karaye,mujhe ya Divya ko....

"tum mujhe nahi jante, yaad karo last year me tumne mujhe facebook par friend request bheja tha aur maine tumari friend request do din baad accept ki thi..."
"sorry, wrong number...i haven't any facebook id...."
mere aisa kahne par Divya ko kuchh nahi sujha ki wo mujhe aage kya kahe,isliye gusse se tamtamate apne chehre ko lekar wo chup chap apni jagah par baith gayi. Divya ,Esha ke thik side me baithi thi aur jab Divya apni jagah par baith gayi to Esha ne bahut hee dheeme lafzo me kaha ki main jhooth bol raha hoon....Esha ke ye lafz kisi aur ko to sunayi nahi diye ,lekin lip reading ke karan maine turant samajh gaya ki Esha ne Divya se abhi-abhi kya kaha hai.....
"oye sun ,fb girl..."Divya ki taraf dekhkar main pure shan se bola"apne bagal wali ko bol de ki ,mere bare me use jo kuchh bhi kahna hai wo ,khulkar kahe..."
"tum mano ya na mano Arman, lekin mera bhai hee is college ka best player hai..."
"khwabo ki duniya se bahar aao baby aur sach ko dekho...sab kuchh apne aap samajh aa jayega..."maine kaha...
Waha dusaro ke liye time pass karne ka ek achchha-khasa mahol ban raha tha ki tabhi warden ,jo ki sabse peechhe apne kaan me earphone fasaye hue thi, wo boli"boys and girls...hum ab bas pahuchne wale hai..."
Warden ki baat sunkar sabka dhyan humare is best player ki ladayi se hata aur sab apne-apne bags utarne me lag gaye ki tabhi mujhe wo aawaz sunayi di,jise main pichhale kayi mahino se sunna chahta tha...tabhi mujhse us ladki ne baat ki,jisase main baat karne ke liye tadap raha tha. Uski aawaz sunte hee dil jaise khushi ke mare jhoom utha, bina iski parvah kiye ki wo mujhe bol kya rahi hai....
"yadi aisa hee hai to camp khatm hone ke baad Gautam aur tumhara ek match ho jaye,jisase sabko pata chal jayega ki best kaun hai..."


 
 
 
 
 
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"yadi aisa hee hai to camp khatm hone ke baad Gautam aur tumhara ek match ho jaye,jisase sabko pata chal jayega ki best kaun hai..."
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Esha ne ye lafz kahe hee is tarah the ki ab sabki nazare mujh par tiki thi , waha maujood lagbhag sabhi log pahle jaldi se jaldi bus se neeche utarna chahte the lekin jab Esha ne mere samne ,Gautam ke sath match khelne ka challenge rakha to ,jaise sab ke sab wahi jam gaye...koyi bhi bus se neeche nahi utar raha tha,jabki Girls hostel ki warden kabki neeche utar chuki thi....
Us waqt sabhi mere jawab ke liye had se jyada utsuk the ,sabhi chahte the ki main Esha ka challenge accept karu aur use haan bol du...maine Sulabh ki taraf dekha to wo bhi ishare se mujhe ,Esha ka challenge accept karne ko kah raha tha...lekin sawal yaha ye nahi tha ki dusare kya chahte hai ,balki sawal yaha ye tha ki main ,kya chahta hoon aur main is bakwas se door jana chahta tha.....
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bus se neeche utar chuki warden ne sabhi ko neeche aane ke liye aawaz lagayi to jaise sabko hosh aaya ki bus ruk chuki hai aur unhe neeche utarna hai....
"mere khayal se tum sabko neeche jana chahiye..."maine kaha.
mere aisa kahne se sab samajh gaye the ki maine Gautam ke sath basketball khelne ka challenge reject kar diya tha aur maine jab aage kuchh nahi kaha to ek taraf jaha Divya bahut khush hui wahi dusari taraf mere dost bahut udas hue, unke chehre ka sara rang ek pal me chhu-mantar ho chuka tha....
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"kya hua tumne kuchh jawab nahi diya..."main bus se utar kar aage badh hee raha tha ki Esha ki aawaz ne mere aage badhte hue kadmo ko rok liya . main peechhe palta to Esha boli"sab tumhare jawab ka intezaar kar rahe hai..."
Main pahle se hee ye janta tha ki yadi hum dono me phhir kabhi baat hogi to uski shuruat Esha hee karegi lekin main ye nahi janta tha ki wo shuruat ,mujhe neecha dikhane ke liye hogi....mere dost ,jo is samay mere agal-bagal,aage-peechhe khade the ,wo sab mujhe dheere-dheere galiya dekar bol rahe the ki main Gautam ke sath match khelne ke liye haan kah du..kuchh ne to mere pair par jor se laat bhi mari.
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"teri aawaz mere kano par nahi pad rahi,jo bolna hai chilla kar bol..."maine kaha.
"main ye kah rahi thi ki tumne kuchh kaha nahi "mere paas aate hue Esha boli aur mujhse thodi doori banakar khadi ho gayi...
 
"Kis bare me.."main bhi uski taraf badhte hue bola...
"oh common,itna bano bhi mat...seedhe-seedhe haan ya na me jawab kyun nahi dete ki tum Gautam ke sath basketball ka match kheloge ya nahi..."
"aur yadi main tumhare boyfriend ke sath khelna pasand na karu tu,darasal baat ye hai ki mujhe uski shakal pasand nahi hai..."
"saaf-saaf bolo ki tum dar gaye mere bhai se...haan"Divya cheekhte-chillate hue Esha ke side me khadi ho gayi....
"pahli baat to ye ki tu chuhiya ki tarah chatar-chatar karna band kar,warna chuhe marne wali dawa khila


kar teri jaan le lunga"apna gala phhad kar main bhi chillaya "aur dusari baat ye ki...darte toh hum apne baap se bhi nahi ,naam hai shahenshah..."
Iske baad Divya ki jo jubaan par tala laga ,wo phhir nahi khula aur jab wo chup ho gayi to main bhi apne dosto ke paas jane laga.
"tum shayad dar rahe ho ki kahi us din ki tarah tum phhir na haar jao..."Esha ne phhir kaha.
maa kasam khakar kahta hoon ki yadi wo ladki Esha ke siwa koyi aur hoti to use seedhe maa-bahan ki gali deta, lekin wo Esha thi isliye maine use kuchh nahi kaha kyunki mere andar se ,mere dil se mujhe ijjajat nahi mili ki main Esha ko kuchh bura-bhala kahu....main ek baar phhir se peechhe muda aur Esha ki taraf jakar bade hee shant bhav se bola...
"kabhi-kabhi ek har bahut kuchh sikha deti hai jo sau jeet bhi nahi sikha pati aur mera level thoda uncha hai isliye main gali me chalte har kisi ke sath match nahi khelta...main match usi ke sath khelta hoon,jisase mujhe kuchh seekhne ko mile,chahe main haar hee kyun na jaun...aur ek baat batau tumhare boyfriend ,Gautam ke andar ek bhi aisi kabiliyat mujhe nahi dikhti jo mere kaam aa sake..."apne shirt me fanse goggles ko apni aankho me chadhate hue maine kaha"isliye bhad me jao tum aur tumhara Gautam..."
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"kya solid dialogue mara hai beedu..muhhhaaa..."
"chal sale door hat,gay kahi ka..."Arun ke pet me ek punch marte hue maine kaha"aur tu ye bata ki wo lawda Sulabh kidhar hai..."
"wo dekh aage..."aage ki taraf ishara karte hue Arun bola"apni fantasy ke sath bhai busy hai..." "kaun Megha..."
"yes, first year ka pyar hai uska bole to left side wala..."
"sach"kahte hue main jaha tha wahi ruk gaya ,kyunki Sulabh kisi par dil se fida hai ye mujhe aaj pata chala raha tha...
"ab kya khoon se likhkar du..."
"phhir mujhe kyun nahi pata chala aaj tak..."
"beta ,kabhi dosto ke liye time nikalega tab na kuchh pata chalega...mujhe to pichhale saal se hee maloom tha,Saurabh ne bataya tha mujhe..."
"tabhi main sochu ki launda bus me ladkiyo se itna khul-mil kaise raha hai...." "ab chal,warna yaha jungle me peechhe chhut jayenge..."
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Jis jagah hum camp ke liye aaye the wo ek jungali area tha,sath me pahadi bhi...humare dono warden ke sath do log aur the jinhe maine pahli baar dekha tha...shayad wo isi ilake ke the,jinhe humari madad ke liye hire kiya gaya tha. Jis jagah hum log ghumane aaye the waha ek nadi bhi bahti thi,jiske pani ko Govt. Ne bandha hua tha ,jiske jariye us jungle se lage shahar me water ki supply hoti thi,dusare shabdo me kahe to wo River, waha ke aas-paas rahne wale logo ko jeewan dene wali nadi thi.nadi ke aas-paas ka nazara bhi kafi badhiya tha jiski vajah se aksar us jungle se lage shahar ke log waha ghumane aaya karte the, ek tarah se wo couples ke liye lover point bhi tha. Jiska andaza mujhe tab hua jab maine waha kone- kone me kayi ladko ko ladkiyo ke sath baithe hue dekha.
"bahut maza aane wala hai yaha to..."maine dil hee dil me kaha...
 
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Us nadi ke bahav ko rokne ke liye jo tarika apnaya gaya tha,wo kuchh-kuchh Kisi Dam se milta tha,isliye us ilaake ke log us jagah ko dam bhi kahte the.Dam ke andar jane ke liye ticket lagta tha aur jab hum log


Dam ke andar ghuse to mujhe waha kuchh coffee house bhi dikhe, jaha bhari matra me ladke-ladkiyo ka premi joda mauzood tha....
"idhar to sach me bahut maja aane wala hai..."coffe house ke andar jab maine premi jodo ko dekha to maine ek baar phhir khud se kaha....
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yun to waha din bhar me hazar log ghumne aate the jo kuchh ghante bitane ke baad waha se chale jate the, lekin humare college ka group 3 din tak waha rukne wala tha aur aisa karne wale hum log akele nahi the...waha humare college ke aalawa bhi kayi dusare college ke students aaye the jinke camp mujhe dikhayi diye.
"chal be ,dusare college ki ladkiyo ko taad kar aate hai..."apne camp ke andar saman rakhne ke baad maine apne dosto se kaha...
"nahi be, lafda ho jayega..."Sulabh ne kaha.
"tu lawde chup rah aur jake apni item ke sath rah...main to in chutiyo se puchh raha hoon..."
Sulabh ki tarah Arun,Saurabh ,Rajshri Pandey aur mere mining branch ka dost Naveen bhi uljhan me fanse the ki unhe dusare college ki ladkiyo ko chhedna chahiye ya nahi. Shayad unke andar ye dar baith chuka tha ki kahi dusare college ke ladko se koyi panga na ho jaye. Un sabko gahri soch me duba hua dekh main bola...
"kisi mahan vyakti ne kaha hai ki...To think too long about doing a thing often becomes its undoing..."goggle apne aankh me chadate hue maine kaha"ab chalo,dusare college ki ladkiya mera intezaar kar rahi  "
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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"kisi mahan vyakti ne kaha hai ki...To think too long about doing a thing often becomes its undoing..."goggle apne aankh me chadate hue maine kaha"ab chalo be,dusare college ki ladkiya mera intezaar kar rahi hogi "
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Pata nahi kyun par jab maine dusare college ki ladkiyo ko chhedne ke liye kaha to ,mere dosto ne apne hath khade kar diye, wo mere sath aane ko taiyar hee nahi the aur unke bina main jana nahi chahta tha...unke bina main isliye nahi jana tha ki mujhe un sabse behad lagaav tha balki isliye taki jab by chance yadi dusare college ke ladko se mera lafda ho to main akela hone ki vajah se kahi pit na jaun...isliye chahe mujhe jo bhi karna pade,unhe apne sath lekar to jana hee tha.


"sab camp se bahar niklo ,bahar warden sabko kuchh instruction dene wale hai..."ek ladka bhagta hua humare camp ke andar ghusa aur warden sabko bahar bula rahe hai,ye bolkar wapas bhag gaya..... hum log bahar aaye aur us taraf badhne lage,jaha sab ikatthe ho rahe the.

Waha Camp lagane ke liye alag hee suvidha thi aur jo jagah camp lagane ke diya jata tha...wo ek unchi jagah par tha,jaha se dam aur uske aas-paas ka nazara bahut hee sundar dikhta tha.humare college ke camp ke paas hee dusare college ke camp bhi lage the.

"sab aa gaye ya ab bhi koyi bacha hai..."humare warden ne taav dete hue kaha"aaj ab sham ho chuki hai to koyi bhi neeche ghumane nahi jayega."
"baap ka raaj hai kya,jo koyi ghumane nahi jayega..."maine man hee man me kaha....
"main ,humare dono guidance ke sath sabse aage wale camp me rahunga ,jiske baad kuchh ladke phhir beech me ladkiyo ka camp hoga aur aakhiri me phhir ladke rahenge, is that clear..."
"clear sir..."sab ek sath jor se cheekhe.
"sabhi ladkiya apne camp me jayengi aur ladke mere sath yahi rukenge, hume aaj raat ke liye kuchh intezaam vagerah karne hai...."
Ladkiyo ko unke camp me bhej diya gaya, girls hostel ki warden ladkiyo ke hee kisi camp me unke sath thi. Jab sari ladkiya waha se rafa-dafa ho gayi to humare warden ne hum sabko apne paas bulaya...
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"dekho boys, wo samne jo camp dikh rahe hai na, wo ek behad hee bekar college ke hai ,isliye waha ke ladke bhi bade lofar aur bekar hai...tum sab bas is baat ka dhyan rakhna ki unse kisi tarah ka jhagda mol mat lena....samjhe sab."
"yes sir..."
"aur suno, dusare college ki ladkiyo se koyi baat karne nahi jayega, ye mera order hai...kyunki main nahi chahta ki koyi jhamela khada ho.hum log yaha teen din shanti se rahenge aur phhir chale jayenge...is that clear..."
"yes sir..."
"kya paka raha hai yar, "apne agal-bagal khade laundo se maine kaha"mera dil kar raha hai ki sale ke muh pe juta phhek ke maru...."
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Hum sabko duniya bhar ka gyan dene ke baad humare warden ne un do logo se sabka parichay karaya,jo hume in teen dino me yaha ke vatavaran ko samajhne me humari madad karne wale the. Warden ne 10- 10 ladko ka group banane ke liye kaha aur bola ki un 20 ladko ko guidance ke sath bahar jakar kuchh saman lana hai....
"sir, main jaunga..."maine apna hath sabse pahle khada karte hue kaha.
"Arman...tum aur tumhari mandali kahi nahi jayegi..tum log seedhe apne camp par jao aur yadi mujhe tum log bahar dikhe to yahi se neeche fek dunga...."
"teri *** ki chut...teri *** ka bhosda, hath laga ke dekh to sale...lund katkar muh me de dunga
,MC,BC."silent mode me maine ye subh vachan apne warden ko kahe aur apne camp ki taraf badh gaya.
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"wo sala,kal ka launda...hume seekha raha hai ki hume kya karna chahiye,uski to main...."camp ke andar aane ke baad maine apna jeans utara aur bag se dusara jeans nikal kar pahante hue bola"uski *** ki chut, tum log fikra mat karo...hum log neeche ghumane jaroor jayenge..."
"wo sab to thik hai ,lekin tu ye kapde kyun badal raha hai..."ek taraf lete-lete Arun ne puchha... "abey ullu,neeche itni sari rajkumariya hai to apna bhi farz banta hai na ki rajkumar ki tarah dikhe...Saurabh,tu wo perfume nikal apne bag se."


"kidhar ja raha hai..."chaukte hue Arun turant khada ho gaya aur apne daant chabate hue mujhse kaha"bhool gaya kya ,warden ne kya warning di hai..."
"abey darta to main Osama-bin-laden se nahi ,to phhir us warden ki kya aukat...jo mujhe rok le...tum log bas jaldi se taiyar ho jao,baki main sambhal lunga"
"kya sambhal lega be..."Mujhe pakad kar neeche dhakka dete hue Saurabh bola"koyi kahi nahi jane wala aur na hee tu kahi jayega..."
"ab ye mat bol dena ki ,yadi tujhe yaha se bahar jana hai to meri lash par se jana hoga  "
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maine sabko bahut manaya neeche jane ke liye lekin sabme warden ka dar is kadar baitha hua tha ki koyi meri baat sunne tak ko taiyar nahi tha, main jise bhi mere sath chalne ko kahta ,wo apne kaan par apne dono hath rakhkar kahta ki"mujhe kuchh sunayi nahi de raha hai..."
"abey kutto,daro mat...main ye sab pahle bhi kar chuka hoon..." "kab ,kaha...kaise.."
"college me kiya tha ,wo bhi ek baar nahi balki...1 ,2,3,4 aur round figure me lekar bole to total 5 baar..." "koyi ,kahi nahi jayega...warna main warden ko bol dunga "Saurabh ne brahmstra chalate hue kaha...jiske baad mere baki ke dost aur bhi dar gaye.
main kuchh der tak wahi ullu ki tarah khada hokar un sabko dekhta raha ,kuchh sochta raha aur phhir Arun ke paas jakar bola...
"soch Arun, jab tu apni wo blue color ki shirt aur black colour ki jeans pahankar bahar niklega to sari ladkiya apne kapde phhad legi aur kahenge ki ,WOW...aaj tak unhone tujh jaisa hot launda nahi dekha, soch jara ki tujhe us waqt kitna maja aayega..."
"sach... : "
"aur nahi to kya..."Arun ko chodu banate hue maine kaha"itna hee nahi ,wo tere peechhe-peechhe daudengi aur phhir tujhe leta-leta kar...leta-leta kar..."
"main taiyar hoon...." khayali pulav pakate hue Arun ne mere sath jane ke liye haan kaha to main Saurabh ki taraf badha....

"Saurabh ,soch...jab ekdum filmo ke mafik hot ladkiya...tujhe dekhte hee tere paas aayegi aur seedhe tere lund par apna hath rakhkar ,tera sar apne dono doodh ke beech me ghusa dengi to soch tujhe us waqt kitna maja aayega..."

"bahut maja aayega ,main ek min. Me taiyar hota hoon..." Iske baad main Rajshri Pandey ki taraf badha...
"Pandey ji, us lamhe ke bare me socho ,jab tumhe ek tumhari type ki Rajshri khane wali ladki milegi...tu bhi Rajshri chaba raha hoga,wo bhi Rajshri chaba rahi hogi...tum dono ek dusare ke karib aaoge aur karib...aur karib...."
"aaaahhhhhhh...aage bolo Arman bhai"
"phhir tum dono ek dusare ko Rajshri ka ek-ek pouch dekar apne pyar ka izhaar karoge aur phhir wo Rajshri chabate hue tere paint ki zib kholegi..."
"aaaahhhh...aage bolo Arman bhai."
"aur phhir tere lund par aur face par Rajshri thook kar bhag  "      "kya Arman bhai ,KLPD kar "
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Arun,Saurabh,Naveen aur Rajshri Pandey to mere sath aane ke liye taiyar ho gaye the,lekin Sulabh ab


bhi natak kar raha tha.
"tu chalega humare sath..." "main nahi jaunga..."
"tujhse puchh thodi hee raha hoon ,main to tujhe bata raha hoon ki tu chalega humare sath "
Jaise-taise karke hum sabne Sulabh ko bhi raji kar liya aur jab sab taiyar ho gaye to maine un sabko waha kuchh der rukne ke liye kaha....
"ab kya hua,jaldi chal...mujhse control nahi ho raha..."
"ruk ja, wo warden ek baar hume dekhne jaroor aayega ki hum camp par maujood hai ya nahi...ek baar wo hume yaha dekh le phhir koyi baat nahi..."
"tab tak to sali raat ho jayegi,phhir ladkiya mera khubsurat chehra kaise dekhegi  "Mayoos hote hue Arun ek taraf baith gaya.
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Jaisa ki mera anuman tha warden humare camp me aaya ,lekin aadhe ghante baad aur jaise hee warden hume dekh kar wapas apne camp me ghusa to hum 6 log ,turant us pahadi se neeche utra kar dam ke kinare par pahuche....us pahadi se neeche utarne me hum sabke paseene chhoot gaye the aur hafne bhi lage the.
"gand phhat gayi be,neeche utarne...ab bas koyi ladki blow job de de to maza aa jaye..."hafte hue Saurabh bola.
 
Saurabh ke baad bari-bari se sabne apni desire jahir ki, kuchh ne kaha ki use smooch karna hai to kisi ne kaha wo ladki ke chhatiyo ko masalna chahta hai...kisi ne kaha ki wo ladki ko jhadi ke peechhe leta kar thokna chahta hai to kisi ne kaha ki dam me koodkar 'under water romance' karega...par in gadho ko kaun bataye ki aisa aaj to kya,aane wale teen dino me bhi ye nahi kar sakte....

Nadi ke upar ek lamba-chauda pull bana hua tha, jiske dono taraf thodi-thodi door par baithne ke liye lohe ki chairs fit kiye gaye the aur is waqt ,sham ke samay pull par baithne ki jo jagah thi wo housefull thi...matlab ki har ek jagah par premi jodo ne kabja kar rakha tha.

Un sabko baithne ki sabhi jagah par kabja karte dekh mera rom-rom gusse se bhadak utha aur mere dimag me ek khurapati idea aaya....
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waise kisi mahan purush ne kaha hai ki ' dusaro ke sath kabhi bhi aisa vyavahar mat karo,jo tumhe khud khud ke sath pasand na ho...' lekin ye waqt us mahan purush ki boring bato ko manne ka nahi tha isliye maine sabko apne karib bulaya aur bola
"mere pyare bhaiyo aur bhaiyo...chalo thoda mauj-masti karte hai..."
Iske baad maine sabko kya-kya karna hai ye bataya aur jab sabne ispar apni sahmati de di to hum sab ek sath aage badhe .
"ready dosto..."pull par aage badhte-badhte jab hum log ek couple ke paas pahuche to maine apne dosto se kaha"Sulabh tu aage ja aur Saurabh tu apna mobile nikal le..."
Jab humne sab taam-jham kar liye to Sulabh ek premi jode ke samne jakar khada ho gaya, jo aapas me ek-dusare ka hath thame hue shanti se baith kar baat kar rahe the....
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"ye dekho, ye hai humare mahan bharat ke yuva..jo yaha public place me ashleelta faila rahe hai."ekdum serious hote hue Sulabh bola,
Sulabh ke muh se aisi '. baate sunkar wo premi jode aise chauke jaise unke maa-baap ne unhe romance karte hue dekh liya ho...unki to puri tarah se band baj chuki thi.


"aise log...aise hee log hai ,jo humari sanskriti ko dhumil karte hai..."uske baad un dono ki taraf dekhkar Sulabh bola"tumhe pata hai hume aazadi kis tarah mili,kitno ka khoon baha...hume aazadi mili iska matlab ye nahi tum log kahi bhi baithkar ,kuchh bhi karoge...salo kuchh to sharam karo..."bolte hue Sulabh jor-jor se hasne laga...jiske baad wo ladka jo apni maal ke sath waha baitha hua tha,wo taav me Sulabh ko marne ke liye khada ho gaya...lekin jab hum sab Sulabh ke peechhe khade ho gaye to wo ladka shant baith gaya....
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"Saurabh ab teri bari..."aage badhte hue maine kaha aur Saurabh ko chhodkar hum sab wahi rook gaye....Aage jakar Saurabh thik ek couple ke samne rook gaya aur unme shamil ladke ka kandha thapthapa kar bola...
"bhai,ek number likhna to..."
"chal nikal yaha se..."wo ladka bola...
"likh lena na yar..."masoom si shakl banate hue Saurabh ne vinti ki to ladki ka dil pighal gaya aur usne apne boyfriend ko ishare se kaha ki wo Saurabh ki baat maan le...
"chal bol..."us ladke ne apna mobile nikal kar kaha
"thanks yar, wo actually maine mere dost heeralal se heeralal ka number manga tha aur is waqt mere paas koyi kagaj ,pen nahi hai to..."
"ab bakega bhi." "haan chal likh...99" "99.."
"99..."
"9999..."number likhne ke sath-sath hee wo ladka dheemi aawaz me number repeat bhi kar raha tha. "phhir 99..."
"999999"
"char baar phhir 9"
"char bar phhir 9,....9999999999"likhne ke baad jab us ladke ne Saurabh ke bataye number par gaur kiya to uska bheja thanka aur wo gusse se khada ho gaya"BC, chodu samajh rakha hai "

"neeche baith bose dk..."ek tamacha uske gaal par jadte hue Saurabh ne kaha aur usi waqt hum sabne waha apni entry mari...jiske baad wo ladka pahle wale ladke ki tarah chup-chap baith gaya aur hum log aage badh gaye ,apne naye shikar ki taalash me....

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"Rajshri ab ja ,teri bari..."
ek baar phhir hum log rook gaye aur jise shikar karna tha,use aage bhej diya...Rajshri aage jakar ek couple ke paas ruk gaya...
"koyi dikkat hai kya..."jis couple ke samne apne Pandey ji khade the, usme se ladke ne aankhe badi karke bhari aawaz me puchha...
Jiske jawab ne Apne Pandey ji ne sabse pahle Rajshri ka pouch fada aur muh me daalkar Rajshri ke dano ko chabate hue bole"yaha Rajshri ka rate kya chal raha hai..."
"oye bhikhari jata hai yaha se ya du do hath..."
"sun be lodu, ladki ke sath hai to jyada uchak mat,warna gutkhe ki peek seedhe tere muh par marunga...sorry bol"
"tu aise nahi manega..."bolte hue wo ladka hua hee tha ki Arun daudkar waha pahucha aur us launde ko ek hath jama diya...
"teri maa ki ...."wo ladka jor se chillaya


"chup chap baith MC.."ek jhapad Rajshri ne taan kar us ladke se kaha..
Wo ladka thoda phhattu kisam ka tha,isliye jab use do thappad pade to usne rona shuru kar diya, jiske baad hum sabne use sorry kaha aur aage badh gaye....
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"ab meri bari..."waha se bahut aage aakar maine kaha.
meri nazar ek aise couple par padi thi jo ki aapas me ekdum se ghule-mile hue the..bole to dono smooching kar rahe  . Maine ek lambi saans li aur unke paas jakar ladke ke sar ke baal ko pakad kar uska sar jor se kayi round ghuma diya...
"sale tera pata chal hee gaya na, tu hee hai wo...jo meri bahan ke sath ishq farmata hai, BKL..."bolte hue maine ek baar phhir us ladke ke balo ko pakda aur kheechte hue kayi round ghuma diya....
ab tak hum logo ne jitne bhi couples ko pareshan kiya tha ,unme se sabne ne humare sath bahas ki thi...lekin ye ladka kuchh nahi bol raha tha ulta mujhe sorry bol raha tha.ladke ki ye halat dekh kar maine use ek-do mukka aur mara aur laundiya ki taraf dekhkar kaha"bahna tu aaj ghar chal...teri khabar to main achchhe se lunga..."bolte hue main wapas peechhe palta aur apne dosto ki taraf aane laga...
hansi to mujhe is waqt itni aa rahi thi ki apna pet pakad kar hasne ka man kar raha tha, lekin maine khud par control karke rakha hua tha.
Wo ladka jaha dar ke mare shant baitha tha wahi uski item is confusion me thi ki "uska ye bhai kaha se paida ho gaya..."
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"janu, tum thik to ho na..."us ladki ne apne lute-pite boyfriend se kaha"ye mera bhai nahi hai..." "kya..."duniya bhar ki nafrat liye wo ladka ekdum se khada hua,lekin hum log to waha se kab ke khisak chuke the.
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pull se neeche utar kar hum log ek jagah khade hue aur apna pet pakad kar hasne lage....Rajshri Pandey ki hansi itni bhayankar thi ki usase zameen me khada nahi hua ja raha tha, wo baar -baar haste hue girne lagta...
"kya mara hai un salo ko,sale saat janam tak yaad rakhenge..."
"ab sab chup ho jao...wo dekho dusare college ki ladkiyo ka group aa raha hai..."Rajshri ke pichhwade me ek laat marte hue maine kaha....
"pahle main is par try karunga..." "nahi pahle main..."
"abey tu to chodu dikhta hai, pahle main..." "nahi pahle main..."
Un sabki bhinbhinahat se jab main tang aa gaya to maine jor se cheekhkar un sabko pahle shant karaya aur phhir bola"ye makkhiyo ki tarah ,kyun bhinbhina rahe ho be aur ye kya laga rakha hai...pahle main
,pahle main...ye koyi film hai kya jo hero ke dost kisi hot ladki par shuru-shuru me dore dalenge aur phhir thappad khakar wapas aayenge..."bolkar main thodi der ke liye ruka aur apne collar ,shirt aur paint ko thik karne ke baad bola"ye real life hai,isliye direct hero ,apni heroine se flirt karega...Sulabh goggle dena to mera."

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Chapter-39:Angelina'A Girl having beauty with brain.'
Update-152
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"Girls with beauty don't have the brain..."
aisa mera manna tha ,lekin un camp ke teen dino me main ek aisi ladki se mila jisne upar likhi gayi kahawahat aur mujhe ek jhatke me galat sabit kar diya.
Main aaj tak ye mante aaya tha ki is puri duniya me mujh jaisa main akela hee hoon, isliye us samay atmosphere me romanch ke particle apne aap ghul mil gaye,jab maine apne jaise hee dusare ko dekha. Ye romanch tab aur badh gaya jab mujhe maloom chala ki wo dusare college ki lekin ye romanch sabse jyada uske ek ladki hone par badha tha.Un dino main ek aisi ladki se mila jisne kayi baar mujhe peechhe chhod diya aur main ye sochane par majboor ho gaya ki ek ladki ke paas itna dimag kaise aa gaya,jo
mere 1400 gm ke brain ka muqabala kar sake....
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Rajshri ke hath se maine apna goggle liya aur aankho me sajakar un ladkiyo ki taraf badha ,jo humari taraf hee aa rahi thi. Wo teen thi lekin dekhne layak sirf ek hee thi,jo ki baki do ladkiyo ke beech me chal rahi thi....unki taraf aage badhte hue maine gaur kiya ki wo teeno ladkiya apne hee aap me mast thi, unhe aas-paas ki bilkul bhi parvaah nahi thi ki unke aas-paas kya ho raha hai, wo to haste hue, ek dusare ka majak banate hue bas aage badh rahi thi....
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"ye to dusare college ki lagti hai..."andaza lagate hue maine socha"sala ek inka warden hai jo in sabko


abhi tak ghumne ki permission de raha hai aur ek sala apna warden hai jo khud ko hitler ki aaulad samajhta hai...."
un ladkiyo ki taraf aage badhte hue main sochane laga ki unse main kya baat karunga aur tabhi mujhe aisa laga jaise ki mere peechhe koyi hai...maine peechhe mudkar dekha to mere dost bhi dheemi- dheemi chal me aage badh rahe the.
"tum log dafa ho jao, warna warden se chudwa dunga...."
"tu sale apna muh band rakh Arman,nahi to lawda phhek kar marunga...bose dk,chodu samajh rakha hai kya..."Arun mere paas aaya aur meri aankho me aankhe dalkar bola.
"kya tujhe mujhse dar nahi lagta..." "nahi.."
"phhir thik hai, tum sab bhi uspar try karna...lekin pahle mujhe jane do..." "hmm..ab aaya na line par..ja pahle tu try maarkar aa ,hum log peechhe jate hai..."
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"achchha hua gaye sale...kutte kahi ke."un sabko peechhe jata hua dekh main badbadaya aur aage se aa rahi teen ladkiyo ke thik samne jagar unka rasta rok liya....
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"any problem..."beech wali ne mujhe dekhkar kaha.
"  this time, there are only three problems.."angry young man ka roop dharan karte hue main Angelina(beech wali) ke left side me khadi ladki ko dekhkar kaha"first problem is you"phhir Angelina ke right side me khadi ladki ko dekhkar kaha"second is you"aur sabse aakhiri me maine Angelina ki taraf dekha aur goggle ke andar se hee uski aankho me aankhe daalkar bola"and third is you..."
"and who are you..."Angelina thoda jhallate hue boli.
"main Arman aur main is jagah ka manager hoon,bole to is jagah ka arrangement main hee dekhta hoon..."
"to, iska matlab ye nahi ki..."
"is samay matlab na to iska hai aur na hee uska..."Angelina ko baat ko beech me hee katkar maine kaha"matlab iska hai ki abhi matlab kiska hai , i hope ki tum logo ko sab samajh aa gaya hoga  " "to hum log aage jaye..."mere itne bhari bharkam dialogue ko puri tarah se ignore karte hue Angelina boli.
"tum log aage nahi ja sakte..."
"kyun...aage koyi dhamaka hone wala hai kya..."
"dhamaka to nahi hone wala,lekin yadi tum aage jaogi to bahut bade-bade dhamake "thoda          sa muskurate hue maine kaha..."actually ,humare rules ke anusar camping ke liye aaye college ke students ko sham ke 6 baje ke baad Dam ke aas-paas bhatakne ki koyi anumati nahi hai, isliye behtar yahi hoga ki tum log wapas apne camp me jao..."
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meri dhamki sunkar Angelina ke agal-bagal khadi ladkiyo ne turant apna sada sa muh bana liya aur mujhe samajhte der nahi lagi ki wo dono andar hee andar mujhe galiya de rahi thi.Angelina is waqt shant khadi hokar kuchh soch rahi thi .

"tumhara name kya hai..."uski soch me rukawat dalte hue maine usase puchha... "Angelina..."
"Joulie  "uska aage ka name jaankar peechhe ka name maine apne se fit kar diya....
"Joulie nahi Silva...Angelina Silva "iske baad usne apne college ka name bataya jiske baad mujhe maloom

chala ki wo us samay MBBS ki padhayi kar rahi thi...uski khubsurati ka to main use dekhte hee kayal ho gaya tha aur ab jab mujhe pata chala ki wo MBBS ki student hai to uska level mere liye thoda aur badh gaya....

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"tumhara name Arman hai kya...."Angelina ne apni finger mujh par point out karte hue kaha.
"oh teri
"uske muh se apna correct name sunkar ek pal ke liye mere muh ke sath-sath mera sab kuchh fat gaya....
meri halat is waqt aisi thi jaise ki kisi ne mujhe bagal me bah rahi nadi me dubo-dubo kar khoob pita ho....maine apna goggle utara ,jo mere hath se fisal kar zameen par gir gaya. Main Angelina ko bahut der tak dekhta raha aur use pahchanane ki koshish karne laga..
"nahi..isko to aaj se pahle kahi nahi dekha...phhir ye apun ka name kaise janti hai..."
Bahut sochne ke baad bhi jab mujhe kahi se Angelina ke bare me koyi clue nahi mila to maine Angelina se hee puchha ki use mera name kaise maloom chala....
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"meri baat sunkar tumhe thoda ajeeb lagega...shayad ye bhi ho ki tumhe mujhpar yakin na aaye..." " ye puzzle-puzzle ka game khelna band karo aur sab kuchh batao..."
"sabse pahle main tumhe ye batana chahungi ki tum manager bilkul nahi dikhte aur na hee tum kisi manager ke umra ke ho aur dusari baat ye ki main already us shaks ko janti hoon ,jo yaha sabhi arrangement ki dekh rekh karta hai "Angelina ne mujh par pahla bomb foda aur phhir aage boli"jab hum teeno apne camp se aa rahe to samne dusare college ka group,jo ki abhi kuchh der pahle hee yaha aaya hai,unke camp ke bahar achchhi khasi bheed thi...hum teeno us bheed se thodi door ,kuchh der ke liye khade rahe jisase hume ye maloom chala ki kuchh ladke apne camp se missing hai aur tabhi tumhare caretaker ne ek name gusse se liya'Arman, uski to main aaj jaan le lunga...' "
"thanks for the information...lekin main abhi tak ye nahi samjha ki ,main hee Arman hoon,tumhe ye kaise maloom hua..."
Mere is sawal par wo thoda muskurayi aur boli"hum log yaha do din pahle se hai,isliye hume maloom hai ki kaun kis waqt kaha hota hai aur jis jagah tum khade ho ya phhir ye kahe ki jis jagah hum charo aur tumhare peechhe tumhare dost khade hai, waha din ke samay bhi koyi nahi aata siway un students ke jinke camp upar lage hue hai...to phhir bhala raat me kaun aayega....mere college ke to tum ho nahi to bacha dusara college aur unke is waqt camp se missing ladko ka group...so andaza lagana mushkil nahi hua ,dusare shabdo me kahe to maine andhere me diye ki roshani me ek teer chalaya jo ekdum sahi nishane par jakar laga..."
"kya kayamat hai yar,sali ne to bheja ghuma kar rakh diya..."luta-pita sa main Angelina ko dekhta raha
,sirf dekhta raha kyunki kahne ke liye mere paas is samay kuchh nahi tha.
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"main samajh sakti hoon tumhari halat.."apne hontho par halki si smile late hue wo boli"aksar mere facts sunkar logo ka sar chakra jata hai,.."
"mujhe yakin ho gaya,kyunki aksar main bhi aisa hee kuchh experiment karta rahta hoon..."
"sar dard ki dawayi kha lena,warna brain damage ho sakta hai..."mera mazak udate hue wo waha se aage jane lage aur boli"goodbye Manager..."
"tu baad me mil mujhe,phhir tujhe main apne 1400 gm ke brain ki power dikhata hoon, sali ku....."bolte hue main beech me ruk gaya...
pata nahi kyun par mera dil nahi kiya ki main us ladki ko gali du...
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Un teeno ke waha se aage badhne ke baad maine apne dosto ko pukara,lekin salo ke kaan me to jaise kisi ne lund daal diya tha,unme se kisi ne bhi mujhe koyi responce nahi diya...
"abey kutto, jaldi chalo...warna warden hume thok-thok kar behal kar dega..." "kya..."wo sab ek sath cheekhe aur daudte hue mere paas aaye....
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"kya baat ki tune us fuljhadi se,.." "kuchh nahi..."
"are kuchh to kiya hoga..."upar pahadi par chadhte hue Saurabh ne mujhe dhakka dekar puchha... "kaha na kuchh nahi kiya maine..."
"to phhir usne kuchh kiya hoga, kyun Arman bhai..."Saurabh ki nakal karte hue Rajshri Pandey ne bhi mujhe dhakka diya, jisase main upar chadhte hue girne se bal-bal bacha...
ek to waise bhi Angelina ne pure dimag ke anjar-panjar dheele kar diye the upar se ab ye...
"wo chod ke gayi hai mujhko...."bolte hue maine ek jordar mukka Rajshri Pandey ki peeth me jad diya
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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"wo chod ke gayi hai mujhko...."bolte hue maine ek jordar mukka Rajshri Pandey ki peeth me jad diya
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Camp ke najdeek aate tak hum sabki dil ki dhadkane badh chuki thi kyunki hum sab jante the ki ab humara warden sabke samne humari ijjat utarega..lekin jab hum log apne camps ke najdeek gaye to waha koyi bheed-bhad nahi thi, waha ka najara pahle jaise hee tha...matlab ki sabhi ladke apne camp me aur warden ,un do guidance ke sath apne camp me.....
"lagta hai ki ab sabke samne humari bejjati nahi hogi...cheers lawdo..." "tujhe kaise pata..."
"kyunki ab hum sab chup chap warden ke camp me jayenge aur sorry bol denge...jiske baad wo hume un do guidance ke samne gali bakega aur phhir warning dekar chhod dega..."
"tujhe kaise pata ki sab kuchh aisa hee hoga..."Arun ne puchha...
"mujhe ye sab isliye pata hai,kyunki..."Arun ke kandhe par hath rakhkar main bola"kyunki main ye sab college ke dino me bhi kar chuka hoon....wo bhi ek baar nahi kayi baar."
"mere paas ek plan hai..."Saurabh ne mera hath Arun ke kandhe se hataya aur hum dono ke beech me ghuskar bola"yadi aisa hee hai to phhir sabko warden ke camp me sorry bolne ke liye jane ki jaroorat nahi..."
"aage bol..."


"bole to ,tu aur Rajshri Pandey chale jao..."
"yeda samajh rakha hai..."Saurabh ko peechhe dhakel kar maine kaha...
"sahi to bol raha hai ,Saurabh..."Arun bola"tum dono jakar warden ko sorry bolna aur humare hisse ki gali khakar aa jana,faltu me sab gali khayenge"
"to phhir...tu aur Rajshri chal de ya Saurabh ko bhej  "Arun ko bhi peechhe dhakelte hue maine kaha....
"Abey tune hee to abhi kaha ki tu ye sab pahle bhi kar chuka hai,wo bhi ek baar nahi balki baar- baar...isliye tujhe bhej rahe hai kyunki tu experience wala aadmi hai..."mere karib aate hue Sulabh ne kaha ,lekin main jab un sabki baat manne se mana kar diya to Arun peechhe se mere kaan me fusfusaya....
"Yadi koyi problem ho to Rajshri ko fansa dena...isiliye to use tere sath bhej rahe hai..." "badle me mujhe kya milega..."
"hum sabki dher sari dua aur bahut sara pyar..."
"gand me daal le apna pyar...main ye sab ek hee shart par karunga..."chalaki bhari muskan ke sath maine kaha"tu mujhe wo 100  wapas kar,jo bus me tune mujhse wapas le liye the...."
"chal be, tujhe main 100  kya 100 paise bhi nahi dunga..."
"phhir main bhi nahi ja raha warden ke paas..."Arun ka rubab dekhkar maine bhi apne hath khade kar diye.
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Mere jid ne Arun,Saurabh aur Sulabh ko gahari chinta me daal diya tha....kyunki ek taraf Arun
100  dene me aana-kani kar raha tha to wahi dusari taraf sab ye chahte the ki main hee warden ke paas jaun...5 minute tak un teeno me kuchh discussion hua...jiske baad Arun ne apne purse se sau ki ek hari patti mujhe thama di.
jab ye masla thikane laga to ab Rajshri Pandey ne rona shuru kar diya ki wo mere sath warden ke paas nahi jayega lekin use manane me mujhe bahut jyada mehnat nahi karni padi...maine use ,uska senior hone ke nate bahut sari dhamkiya di...jiske baad na chahte hue bhi Pandey ji ko humari baat manni padi.uske baad waha se Arun, Sulabh,Saurabh apne camp ki taraf gaye aur Rajshri Pandey mere sath warden ke camp ki taraf....
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"Sir ,may i come in..."
"aao Arman...abhi main tumhare hee bare me soch raha tha..."
Warden ki anumati milne ke baad hum dono andar ghuse. Warden ke sath is waqt teen log the.do ko to main janta tha ,jo humare guidance the..lekin teesare wale ko main pahli baar dekh raha tha, khair ye waqt is samay us teesare wale ke bare me na sochkar apne bare me sochane ka tha lekin main andar aakar warden ko sorry bolta ya apni fake story unhe sunata ki hum log bahar kyun gaye the...iske pahle hee warden bol pada....
"Arman,ye hai mere bachpan ka dost Balram...tum yakin nahi karoge ki hum log 12th tak ek sath hee padhte the.."chay ka pyala samne zameen par rakhne ke baad ,kuchh sochate hue warden ne kaha"18 saal baad hum dono aaj phhir mile wo bhi bade ajeeb tarike se aur aaj main bahut khush hoon..." "lawda bahut khush nazar aa raha hai, yahi badhiya mauka hai ki iske samne apni galti swikar kar loon..."maine man me socha...
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"Arman ,aaj mere dost Balram ne ek bada hee badhiya sujhav diya hai...Balram jo ki humare side me lage dusare college ke camp ka caretaker hai...usne kaha hai ki ek raat dono college milkar group


discussion ka programme rakhte hai..."
"group discussion nahi , debate..."Balram beech me bola"aur topic rahega Engineers v/s Doctors..." "badhiya idea hai..."mujhe unke us debate competition me koyi interest nahi tha,lekin phhir bhi maine interest ke sath kaha.
"tum yaha kyun aaye the, kuchh kaam tha kya..."warden ne mujhse puchha..jiske baad main thoda chauka...
main kuchh der aur waha raha aur idhar-udhar ki baate karte hue warden se wo sab janne laga ki mere camp se gayab hone ke baad yaha kya-kya hua tha..lekin mera sar us waqt joro se ghooma jab mujhe baato hee baato me ye pata chala ki warden pichhale ek ghante se MBBS college ke caretaker ke sath baitha gappe lada raha tha aur phhir jab warden ne mujhe, meri us kartoot ke liye kuchh nahi kaha to kuchh-kuchh baate mere dimag me ghusna shuru ho gayi...jaise ki Warden ko ye maloom tak nahi tha ki
main kuchh der pahle apne dosto ke sath yaha se neeche Dam ki taraf gaya tha....
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Main ,Rajshri Pandey ke sath turant waha se nikla aur kuchh ladko ke camp me jakar puchha ki kya un sabki ,warden ke sath meeting hui thi ya kisi ko bhi humare camp se gayab hone ki khabar thi aur jo jawab un ladko ne diya use sunkar main double shocked hua...un ladko ne mujhse kaha ki...na to koyi meeting hui thi aur na hee kisi ko pata tha ki main yaha se gayab tha.....
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"Arman bhai..kya hua..."
"kuchh nahi ,ek to sala pahle se hee sapne me aakar dimag ko chodta tha aur ab ye dusari real me dimag ko chod rahi hai...sale dono ke dono bhoot hai,upar se network problem ki vajah se Google Maharaj bhi mere sath nahi hai..."
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Wo ladki ,jo apne do dosto ke sath mujhe pahadi ke neeche mili thi...usne mujhe kaha tha ki mere college wale mujhe dhoondh rahe hai aur waha se gujarte waqt usne mera name,mere warden ke muh se suna aur phhir ghanghor andhere me ek diye ki roshani me usne andhere me teer chalaya tha ,jo ki ekdum fit baitha....lekin yaha aakar mujhe maloom chala ki uski koyi bhi baat sach nahi thi.na to kisi ko mere gayab hone ki khabar thi aur na hee usne mera name humare warden ke muh se suna tha, to ab mere samne sawal ye tha ki 'phhir use mera name kaise maloom chala, sali koyi bhoot to nahi thi...'
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yahi sab sochate hue main apne camp ke andar ghusa.raste me maine Rajshri Pandey ko samjha diya tha ki yadi Sulabh,Saurabh aur Arun me se koyi ye puchhe ki 'warden ne kya kaha' to use bolna hai 'warden ne bahut gali baki '
Rajshri ko aisa bolne ke liye maine isliye kaha ,kyunki mujhe dar tha ki kahi Arun mujhse apne
100  wapas na le le...
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Camp ke andar aakar main apni jagah let gaya.is waqt mere dimag me sirf aur sirf Angelina hee chhayi hui thi...mujhe ab bhi samajh nahi aa raha tha ki usne mera name kaise jana aur tabhi maine flash back me jane ka socha....
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"and who are you..."Angelina thoda jhallate hue boli.
 
"main Arman aur main is jagah ka manager hoon,bole to is jagah ka arrangement main hee dekhta hoon..."



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"oh teri...use to maine pahle hee apna name bata diya tha  ,wo sali MBBS ki laundiya jhoothi-jhoothi kahani banakar mujhe do-do baar chod di...kamal hai yar, kaise-kaise log maujood hai is duniya me."
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'Angelina ko mera name kaise maloom chala' iski gutthi suljhane ke baad main aaram se leta .lekin ek bechaini mere andar ghar kar chuki thi ki ek ladki ne....ek ladki ne mujhe yeda bana diya ,wo bhi itne jabarjast tarike se,jiski main kalpana tak nahi kar sakta aur tabhi mujhe ek jordar jhatka tab laga jab mujhe ye maloom chala ki maine apna Goggle kahi kho diya hai...
"BC, din hee kharab hai ,2000 ka nuksan pahle hee din ho gaya...kitni mushkil se paise bacha-bacha kar maine goggle kharida tha...Angelina, tu abki baar mil mujhse  "
Angelina se pahli hee mulaqat me mera bahut bada nuksan ho gaya tha lekin main bechain isliye nahi
tha ki aaj mere goggle gum gaye the balki main bechain isliye tha ki ek ladki ne mujhe bewkoof banaya wo bhi ek khubsurat ladki ne....
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usi din raat ke karib 9 baje jab main cigarette peene camp se chupke-chupke nikla to dekha ki samne wale college ke camp par koyi tez aawaz me chilla raha tha...main aawaz ki taraf gaya to paya ki lagbhag ek 40-42 saal ki ek aurat kuchh ladkiyo par chilla rahi thi...main unke camp ke thoda aur karib gaya to dekha ki wo aurat jin ladkiyo par chilla rahi thi wo koyi aur nahi balki wahi teeno ladkiya thi..jo mujhe neeche Dam ke paas mili thi ,bole to khubsurat Angelina aur uski badsurat dono saheliya....
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Angelina ko daant khate dekh mere dil ko thoda sukoon mila.
"aur daant, baal pakad kar 360 degree par ghooma...bahut hoshiyar samajhti hai khud ko..."maine dil hee dil me kaha aur phhir apne camp ki taraf wapas aane ke liye peechhe palta to us aurat ke kuchh shabd mere kaan me pade,jise sunkar main peechhe palta...
"Angelina,chinki aur pinki...do din me ye dusari baar hai,jab tum teeno,humare mana karne ke bawjood...bhag kar ghoomane gaye, hum har baar tum teeno ki harkato ko avoid nahi kar sakte...kyunki isase baki ke students par bura effect padta hai...ye aakhiri warning hai tum teeno ko..."us 40-42 saal ki aurat ne apna gala phhad-phhad kar kaha....
"iski to  ye bhi meri tarah bhag kar ghumane gayi thi...aaj kal ke students me sarifi bachi hee nahi hai    siway  "


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Humare ghonchu warden ne shuru me hum sabse kaha tha ki samne jo dusare college ka camp hai..unke college ka level bahut gira hua hai aur waha ke students ekdum defaulter hai....baad me mujhe maloom chala ki warden ne hume unse door rahne ke liye aisa kaha tha, taki koyi lafda na ho...lekin ab lagbhag hum sabhi jaan chuke the ki samne jis college ka camp laga hai usme MBBS ke students hai aur mere khayal se kisi ko ye batane ki jaroorat nahi ki MBBS ki value kya hoti hai .
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"yar Arman ,wo sale MBBS ke students hai..maine socha tha ki jab bhi unse mulaqat hogi to apna collar uncha aur seena chauda karke chalunga...lekin ab to..."
"janeman, ghodo ke jhund me gadho ko shamil karne se ,wo ghoda nahi ban jata aur isase kya fark padta hai ki wo MBBS ke students hai ya 12th fail ke..."maine kaha,jabki main janta tha ki fark to padta hai . "to aage ka kya plan hai, Arman bhai...main to bolta hoon ki kal phhir nadi ke upar bane pull me jate hai aur laundo ko pelte hai..."
"Tu yaha ,yahi karne aaya hai kya...beta kismat har baar sath nahi deti.yadi koyi couple group me aaya ho to phhir chud jayenge..."
"to filhal abhi kya kare...bhari bore ho raha hoon " "filhal to world cup nikalo....samay gujar jayega..."
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'PLATINUM' ke ek bumpher ko raat bhar me maine,Arun aur Rajshri Pandey ne khatm kar diya tha....Sulabh aur Naveen daru peete nahi the aur Saurabh ne kaha ki aaj shaniwar hai isliye wo aaj nahi piyega .
dusare din sabse pahle meri aankh khuli aur aankh khulte hee meri nazar sabse pahle mere hath me bandhi ghadi par gayi aur baad me daru ke us bumpher par,jise kal raat hum teen logo ne khali kiya tha.is waqt 9 baj rahe the aur daru ki botal me kuchh daru ab bhi baki thi....
"sala kal raat ko lagta hai ,in dono ne apna aakhiri peg nahi liya...warna hisab se to aaj botal ko khali hona chahiye tha...."Platinum ki botal ki taraf badhte hue main badbadaya aur botal ko uthakar sochne laga ki iska kya kiya jaye...bahar fek du ya phhir pee loon....
"nahi sala kahi chadh gayi to phhir main sabki dayi chod dunga..."sochate hue maine Platinum ke dhakkan ko khola aur jaise hee bache hue daru ko girane wala tha ,mere man me khayal aaya ki"pee hee leta hoon,itne se mera kya hoga...zameen par girane se to achchha hai ki apne pet me gira loon..."
iske baad maine bina kuchh soche botal me thoda pani dala aur kuchh der botal ko hilane ke baad botal ke muh ko apne muh se lagaya aur khel khatm
Mere sare dost abhi tak kharrate le rahe the,isliye maine waha bikhri hui sari avaidh cheezo jaise ki
cigarette ke packet, disposable glass aur world cup ko ek badi si polythene me bharkar camp se bahar nikla .
"idhar to koyi kharab jagah dikh hee nahi rahi...ye sab kachra kaha phheku..."maine socha..aur phhir khayal aaya ki chup chap jakar dusare college ke jo camp hai ,waha rakh deta hoon ,isase to hum log door-door tak nahi fasenge aur maine aisa hee kiya...main chup-chap dusare college ke camp ke paas gaya aur polythene waha chhodkar wapas aa gaya.
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Subah ke 10 baje sabhi students bahar jama hue. Hum sab neeche khade the aur humara warden ek bade se patthar ke upar white kit pahle khada tha.
"sab log yaha se neeche jayenge aur pull ki taraf na jakar right side me jayenge...right side me hum logo ke liye bahut sari activities hai, jaise ki rappelling ,fishing....jisko jo karna hai wo...wo karega aur sham ke 4 baje tak wapas yaha aana hai."Patthar se neeche kudkar warden ne aage kaha"aur khabardar jo koyi yaha se neeche jane ke baad pull ki taraf ya coffee house ki taraf gaya to....yadi maine kisi ko aisa karte hue pakad liya to aaj raat ka khana usi se banwaunga...understand..."
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"ye sala humara warden ,khud ko samajhta kya hai...BC humlog koyi bachche hai kya jo har waqt ye batata rahta hai ki ye mat karo,wo mat karo....Arman tu dekhna yadi mera dimag kharab hua na to sale ko isi nadi me dubo-dubo kar mar dunga..."pahadi se neeche utarte waqt Arun ne kaha....
maine Arun ko koyi jawab nahi diya,kyunki is samay mera pura dhyan pahadi se neeche utarne me tha...mere aisa karne ki vajah ye thi ki subah jo maine do peg mare the,uska halka-halka asar hone laga tha aur mujhe ye dar tha ki yadi maine yaha bakchodi ki to pahle seedhe neeche aur phhir seedhe upar pahuchunga.....
"tu itna shant kyun hai be..."neeche utarte waqt Arun ne mujhe peechhe se dhakka diya. "bakchod hai kya...jo dhakka de raha hai, yadi gir jata to..."
"tu londiya hai kya ,jo itni se mamuli jhatke ko nahi sah payega..."
"dekh ,tu abhi shanti se mujhe neeche utarne de...ek to waise bhi sar gol-gol ghoom raha hai aur upar se tu aur teri bakwas..."
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"to batao ,kya plan hai right chale ya left...." jab hum log neeche aa gaye to Saurabh bola"mera khayal hai ki left chalte hai...right me babaji ka ghanta bas milega lekin left me is shahar ki kudiya dekhegi..." "par warden ka kya..."

"warden ,chodu hai sala...kuchh bhi bolte rahta hai..."
"meri tabiyat kuchh thik nahi hai ,right chalte hai..."maine kaha. "kya hua.."
"kuchh nahi, "
"to phhir left chalte hai na..."
"right me jugad hai...left me kuchh nahi hai" "tujhe kaise pata..."
"ab lawda ,tum log ko har ek chiz batau kya...chalna hai to chalo warna..."jhallate hue main bola. "control yar, tu itna bhadak kyun raha hai...chal left side hee chalte hai."Arun ne mujhe beech me tok kar kaha aur hum log left side badhe....
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"sala daru phhir reaction kar gayi, zameen par gira deta to achchha rahta..."chalte hue main badbadaya"aadha ek ghanta ,jaldi se beet jaye to main hosh me aaun..."
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Right side chalte rahne ke baad humne dekha ki nadi ke kinare-kinare bahut hee badhiya jagah waha thi, jaha fishing ,rappelling karne ka intezaam kiya gaya tha.
"ye sale machhali mar, ab ye hum logo se machhali ki hatya karwayenge..."
"chutiyapa band kar...machhali pakadne ke baad use wapas pani me chhod bhi dena hai..."bolte hue main ruka aur kinare me rakhe ek patthar ke upar thodi der ke liye baith gaya....
"thodi der ruko yahi...phhir aage chalte hai..."


"tu pakka kisi ka muh me lekar aaya hai...kal raat tak to thik tha,ab aaj tujhe ye achanak kya ho gaya..." "kuchh nahi ,pyas lag rahi hai..."
"sorry, mujhe is waqt peshab nahi lagi hai...warna tujhe namak wala garam pani pilata..." "kyun dimag chat raha hai be..."daant chabate hue maine Arun se kaha.
iske baad kuchh der tak wo sab wahi khade rahe aur main patthar par baithkar na jaane kya-kya sochane laga....tabhi mujhe khayal aaya ki mere sath is camp me Esha bhi aayi hai, mujhe kuchh plan banane chahiye jisase ki hum dono ek-dusare ke karib aa sake.
Aisi situation me yadi mujhe Esha dikh jati to kasam se sara mood sahi ho jata lekin mujhe Esha nahi balki Angelina dikhi,wo bhi samne se aati hui....kal raat jis tarah se usne mujhe ullu banaya tha uske baad to main uske baare me sochkar hee nervous hone laga tha aur main chahta tha ki wo chup chap mere bagal se nikal jaye. Kyunki is waqt main apne full form me nahi tha .Lekin hua iska thik ulta. "o..Mr. Manager...kya haal hai..."
Angelina ka mujhe is tarah se bolne par jaha ek taraf main chauka wahi dusari taraf mere dost mujhse jyada chauke, aur sale mujhe dekhkar aise muskurane lage jaise ki Angelina meri maal ho.....
"kya hua, aaj kuchh nahi bolna kya..."Angelina ne aage kaha aur uski kal wali dono saheliya hasne lagi. man to mera nahi kar raha tha ki main Angelina ke paas jakar usase baat karu, lekin ek ghamand ki lahar aayi aur dosto ke beech apni baadshahat kayam rakhne ke liye main utha....
"tumhe pahchana nahi...apna introduction dogi kya...wo kya hai ki mai raah chalte sabko yaad nahi rakhta"Angelina ki taraf badhte hue maine kaha...
"pahle apne pant ki zib to band kar lo ,Manager...phhir mera intro lena..."haste hue wo boli. mere pant ki zib khuli hai ,ye sunkar mera ek hath turant neeche gaya lekin baad me pata chala ki Angelina ne is baar bhi mujhe ullu bana diya hai kyunki mera zib pahle se hee band tha.
"hosh me raha karo Engineer babu ,warna jaha kaam karoge,waha ka kabada kar doge..."ek phhir uski
hansi gunji aur wo apne dono saheliyo chinki ,pinki ke sath mera majak udate hue aage badh gayi...
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Angelina ke aise bartaav par mere sabhi dosto ka muh 3 inch fat gaya tha.unhe yakin nahi ho raha tha ki koyi mujhe chuna laga gaya....
"kya be, ye londiya to tujhe chod ke chali gayi...sale laundo ka naam badnam kar diya tune,aaj ke baad baat mat karna mujhse..."

"wo to meri tabiyat kharab thi...warna tu to janta hee hai mujhe...tension mat le, agli baar jab milegi to main sut-samet uski lunga..."apni kharab tabiyat ka excuse dete hue maine man me socha"Silva, tu abki baar mil mujhe...tab main tujhe dikhata hoon ki Arman kya aafat hai"

 
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"tu kuchh bhi bol Arman lekin tune aaj dil dukha gaya....bole to main fail hone ke baad itna udas nahi hota hoon,jitna ki aaj hua hoon...."
"ja mutth mar ke aa,sab kuchh normal ho jayega..."
Arun ko jaise hee maine mutth marne ke liye kaha to uski nazar door jati Angelina ke back side par padi aur bas uski nazar Angelina par jam gayi.....
"yar Arman, ladki kaisi bhi ho lekin maal dudharu hai....kuchh din isi ko soch kar 61-62  " "sala,shuru ho gaya..."Arun ki gardan door jati Angelina se hata kar main dusare side kiya aur bola"chal machhali pakadte hai..."
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Jis jagah Fishing karne ka intejaam kiya gaya tha,waha humare college ke bhi bahut se students the aur sath hee sath MBBS college ke bhi bahut students the....kuchh waha nadi ke kinare ret par baithe hue the to kuchh machhali pakad rahe the....
"sabse pahle main machhali pakdunga...."Rajshri Pandey ne apna hath khada kiya aur jaha Fishing karne ka saman rakha tha,udhar bhaga.....
Pandey ji ne fishing rod uthaya aur hook me bait dalkar rod ko nadi me dubo diya....
"sala koyi machhali hee nahi fans rahi hai"kuchh der baad fishing rood ko upar karke Pandey ji ne naya bait hook me fasaya aur wapas rod ko nadi me duboya...lekin Pandey ji ki kismat is baar bhi jhand nikli aur 10 minute tak, garam ret me apna gand sekane ke bawjood jab unki pakad me ek chhoti si bhi machhali nahi aayi to,wo rod ko ek taraf fekte hue jaha hum khade the,udhar aaya....
"sale chodu banate hai, ek to inka machhali pakadne ka equipment kharab hai aur upar se is nadi me ek bhi machhali nahi hai...BC kahi ke..."
Itne me hee jaha kuchh der pahle Rajshri Pandey baith kar fishing kar raha tha, usase thodi door par baithe dusare college ke ek launde ne ek badi machhali fasayi aur use apne dosto ko bade shan se dikhane laga....
"hey,dude...maine bahut badi fish pakdi hai...idhar dekho..."dusare college ke us ladke ne hawa me hee machhali ko latka kar bola....
"abey chodu,pahle hook ko remove kar warna ,uska ram ram satya ho jayega aur phhir baad me dude,chut karte rahna..."bina kuchh soche samjhe maine kaha....
Dusare college ke us ladke ko naseehat dete waqt mujhe ek baar soch lena chahiye tha ki wo ladka mere college ka nahi hai aur jaise mere dost waha paas the,waise hee uske bhi kuchh dost waha paas the...yadi maine daru nahi pee hoti to yakikan main us ladko ko ek shabd nahi bolta, lekin daru ka nasha chadha hone ke karan meri jubaan jaise slip ho gayi thi,..khair jo bol diya so bol diya....
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"tune mujhse kuchh kaha kya..."turant fishing rod ko ek kinare karte hue usne mujhse puchha.... "nahi,main tujhe kyun kuchh bolunga....main to ise samjha raha tha..."Rajshri ke sar ke baal pakad kar maine dheere se kheencha aur bola"chodu, machhali ko pakadne ke baad pani me wapas chhodna hota hai...yadi tune aisa nahi kiya to tujhe ek nirdosh aur masoom fish ki hatya karne ke jurm me dhara 302 ke tahat fansi ki saza milegi...."
Maine Rajshri Pandey ko bhale hee beech me la diya tha ,lekin wo ladka itna to samajh hee chuka tha ki maine Rajshri Pandey ko nahi balki use hee gali baki thi aur ab baat palat raha hoon.....usko yun mujhse


baat karta dekh uske jo bhi dost the ,wo udhar uske paas aane lage....
"isne mujhe bematalab ka gali diya , jabki maine ise kuchh bola tak nahi..."us ladke ne apne dosto se kaha....
"dekho yar, ise galatfahmi hui hai...main to ise janta tak nahi phhir bhala main ise gali kyun dunga...mujhe kya pagal kutte ne kata hai..."maine ekdum pyar se kaha...
"main bol raha hoon na ,isne mujhe gali di," "nahi di bhai ,tu faltu me aisa soch raha hai..."
Ab tak waha ka mahol garmane laga tha, us ladke ke sath dheere-dheere karke uske college ke sabhi ladke khade ho gaye aur idhar hum sirf 6 the....maine samne nazar daudayi to waha mere college ke bhi kuchh ladke idhar-udhar ghoom rahe the....jo waha bheed dekhkar udhar hee aane lage the.....
"ho gaya na panga...ye sale 30-40 launde to honge hee aur humlog sirf 6..."kaanpti hui aawaz ke sath Naveen ne kaha...
"chinta mat kar aur samne dekh 15-20 apne college ke ladke idhar hee aa rahe hai..."dheere se bolte hue maine ek baar phhir dusare college walo ko samjhaya ki baat ko kyun badha rahe ho....
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Mere sath yadi aisa hua hota to mujhe nahi pata ki main kya karta..matlab ki yadi kisi anjaan ladke ne mujhe gali di hoti to mujhe nahi pata ki main baat ko jaane deta ya phhir mujhe gali dene wale ko pakad kar marta....khair yaha wo gali khane wala Victim main nahi tha,isliye is waqt is bare me sochane ka koyi fayda nahi tha.
ab tak mere college ke sabhi ladke waha pahuch chuke the aur jo baki fattu kisam ke the,wo dono group se thodi door khade tamasha dekh rahe the....
"chal sorry bol ,BC"humare taraf aate hue unke group me se ek ladka bola...
"sorry to maine aaj tak use nahi bola,jisase main pyar karta hoon...phhir tum chutiyo ki kya aaukat jo mujhse 'Sorry' word ka 'S' bhi bulwa lo...."BC ki gali sunkar mera bheja khisak gaya aur daru ka pura nasha ek pal me utar gaya,maine aage kaha"haan,maine use chodu bola...kyunki wo real me chodu hai...asal me tum sab chodu ho ,jo Engineering ke laundo se bhidne aa rahe ho...taiyar ho jao be." "maro salo ko..."unke group me se koyi chillaya aur un sabne apna-apna belt utar liya....
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Well, ye condition mere under thi..kyunki kayi saal pahle hee maine ye soch kar rakha tha ki....yadi kabhi group me ladayi hui aur ladayi ko talna ho to kya karna chahiye....jitne launde unke paas the,utne hee lagbhag humare paas the aur sabhi normal the.Lekin unki sabse badi kamjori ye thi ke unke paas mujh jaisa koyi nahi tha...jo apni akal ka jara sa bhi istemaal kare.....
"Arun, nikal chaku aur jo bhi samne dikhe BC ko fad dena....Saurabh tu katta nikal aur inki *** chod
dena..."main apna pura dam lagakar cheekha aur jaise hee meri cheekh un sabke kano me padi to humari taraf unke badhte hue kadam rook gaye aur main samajh gaya ki mere plan ka first step kaam kar chuka hai....
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"are bose dk ke ,dekh kya raha hai...chala goli BCO par...aaj har ek ke gand me 200 centimeter ka sariya dalna..."apne plan ka dusara step apply karte hue main pahli baar se bhi jyada cheekha...jiska nateeza ye hua ki un sabki aankho me chaku ,katte ka khauff bhar gaya aur wo sab ulte kadam bhagne lage ,isi ke sath mere plan ka third and last step un logo ne khud apply kar  bole to plan super duper
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"bhag gaye lawde...salo ne puri daru utar di..."un sabko bhagte hue dekh maine apne college ke sabhi ladko ko 'thanks' kaha aur sabko udhar se jane ke liye kaha......
Abhi kuchh der pahle jo dhamaka hua tha, uske kayi eyewitness the...jaise ki mere college ke ladke aur ladkiya...Dusare college ke ladke aur ladkiya.mere college ki ladkiyo ko to mere karnamo ke bare me pata tha lekin dusare college ke ladkiyo ke liye main bilkul naya tha,isliye wo sab is samay mujhe apni aankhe phhad-phhad kar dekh rahi thi....
"kya...aise kya dekh rahi hai, chal nikal yaha se..."ek ladki ko chamkate hue maine kaha, jo mujhe aankh dikha rahi thi....
"aur tu kya aankh dikha raha hai be, BC yahi zinda dafna dunga, bhag MC.."dusare college ke ek ladke ko Arun ne chamkaya...jo us ladki ki tarah hume ghoor raha tha.
jab main aur Arun itne bhari-bhari chhod rahe the to bhala humare Pandey ji in sabme kaise peechhe rahte.humare Pandey ji ek kadam aage badhte hue apni pant wahi utar di aur dusare college ke kuchh ladke(jo ladayi me shamil nahi the) jo abhi tak waha khade the, unhe sambodhit karte hue bole"chusega kya...kat le idhar se,warna lund seedhe muh me pel dunga...."
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"chalo be sab papa bolo mujhe..."pull ki taraf chalte hue maine kaha.
Waha jab ladayi hui to hum log fishing wali jagah se aage nahi badhe aur pull ki taraf aa gaye. Pahle jaha humara plan rappelling karne ka tha wahi ab plan badalkar coffee house me jakar shahar ki takatak item dekhne ka ban gaya tha...mujhe pahle se hee kisi lafde ka andesha tha isliye main lagbhag 15 ladko ko lekar coffee house ki taraf badh raha tha, is shart par ki un sabka bill main dunga. Par asal me aisa kuchh nahi hone wala tha ,matlab ki main kisi ka bill nahi dene wala tha  , main to bas un sabko chodu banakar apne sath la raha tha.....
"maza aa gaya Arman bhai,un MBBS wale laundo ki gand fad di humne..."
"wo sab to thik hai lekin tu yar,har jagah nangrayi mat kiya kar...jaha dekho pant kholke khada ho jata hai..."
"thik hai,aap bolte ho to aage se aisa nahi karunga....lekin abhi kya kare..."Pull me chadhte hue Pandey ji ne kaha"aaj bhi in premi jodo ko pareshan kare ya rahne de..."
"aaj rahne de be..."maine kaha...
maine aisa isliye nahi kaha kyunki mera aisa karne ka man nahi tha balki isliye kyunki maine abhi-abhi Angelina ko uski do saheliyo chinki aur Pinki ke sath coffee house ki taraf jate hue dekha tha.
"Arun, chal ab us Angelina ki bhi lete hai, sali bahut uchak rahi hai do din se..."
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"Arun, chal ab us Angelina ki bhi lete hai, sali bahut uchak rahi hai do din se..."
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maine hamesha se ek sapna dekha tha ki jab main college me pahuchunga to main bhi ek ladki pataunga


, din-raat mobile me day-night pack dala-dala kar usase baate karunga. Na khane ki fikra rahegi aur na hee sone ki khabar.
Waha Dam ke upar bane pull par couples ko dekhkar mujhe yaad aaya ki maine bhi bachpan se ek aisa sapna dekha tha ki jisme mere sath ek khubsurat ladki hogi aur main isi tarah uske sath kisi aisi hee jagah par baat kar raha hounga. Lekin college ke teesare saal me bhi mera ye sapna ab tak adhoora hee tha,iski Vajah chahe jo ho ,lekin mere wo Arman aaj bhi mere dil me kaid the,wo Arman aaj bhi mere dil me zinda the.

Aisa nahi hai ki main aaj tak kisi ladki ke dil me jagah nahi bana paya ,isliye mera ye sapna ab tak adhura tha balki isliye kyunki main uske dil me jagah nahi bana paya ,jise main chahta tha. Jise main chahta tha ki wo mere sath aise hee kisi pull par baithkar mujhse baat kare aur jab hum dono baate karke thak jaye to main uski god me sar rakh kar leta rahu aur uska sar neeche apni taraf jhuka kar ek pyari si kiss.....

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Main kal bhi is jagah aaya tha aur aaj bhi yaha tha.lekin kal mujhe aisa kuchh bhi feel isliye nahi hua kyunki kal mere Samne Esha nahi thi ,jabki abhi wo mere aankh ke thik samne thi....bole to thodi doori me.
Esha ko samne se aata dekh pahle mere pair ruke aur phhir mere ruk jane ke karan mere dost bhi ruk gaye....Samne se Esha ,Divya aur unka pura group aa raha tha.
"tu janta hai Arun ,main hamesha se yahi chahta tha ki...."Esha par apni najare tika kar main Arun se bola
"rahne de....rahne de,mujhe maloom hai ab tu apni aur us billi ki 'the amazing love story' ke kuchh scene bayan karke mujhe bore karega..."
"dekh be,kya mast nazara hai...neeche pani, upar aasman aur samne Esha....bas kami hai to iski ki abhi din nahi raat honi chahiye thi."
"main Divya se baat karu..."Arun ne mujhe rok kar puchha... "nahi...ye ladki thik nahi hai"
"to phhir main baat karta hoon isase ,phhir aaj raat ko hee ise chod dunga...."
"ek baar na bolne me samajh nahi aata kya...."maine thodi unchi aawaz me kaha... "main isase kyun na baat karu..."Arun bhi cheekha...
"kyunki yahi ladki un sabki vajah thi ,jo kuchh mahine pahle hua....yadi ye ladki na hoti to main teen mahine coma me nahi rahta...."
"bhool ja beeti baato ko..."
"sorry main nahi bhool sakta,kyunki jo galti tum dono ne ki thi uska khamiyaza tum dono ko chhodkar baki sabko bhugatna pada....tum dono to bach gaye lekin baki sab nahi bache..."
"ye kya bol raha hai..."
"main sach bol raha hoon aur ek sach tujhe aur batau , tu yakin nahi karega..."Arun ki taraf apna face karke main bola"Divya jitni bewkoof dikhti hai utna hee wo lomadi ke mafik chalak bhi hai. Usne tera proposal ,jo maine messege ke jariye bheja tha ,wo usne Gautam ke kahne par accept kiya....tera Divya ke karib jana, Divya aur Gautam ki full planning thi...."
bolte hue main ruka aur Arun ki shakal par dhyan diya to paya ki uske shakal par to 12 baje hai....maine jo kuchh bhi Arun ko bataya uspar yakin karna mushkil to tha,lekin ye sach tha aur ye sach maine isi mauke ke liye bacha rakha tha.....
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"kyun shock laga na mere laal ! "
"tu pakka me sach bol raha hai na ya mujhe chodu bana raha hai...yadi teri kahi gayi baate sach hai to


phhir us haramjadi ko main abhi pull se neeche fek dunga...." gusse se kanpte hue Arun bola...
"abhi control kar...baad me tujhe sab samjhata hoon aur ab samajh aaya ki main kyun bol raha tha is laundiya se door rahne ko..."
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Yaad hai maine ek baar kaha tha ki ek ladki ki khubsurati use tabhi tak bacha sakti hai,jab tak wo ladki samne wale ko pasand ho kyunki jis din bhi us ladki ke liye us samne wale shaks ke andar nafrat paida hui to phhir sari khubsurati gayi tel lene.....aur isi theory ko Arun is waqt prove kar raha tha...jab Pull me Divya aur Arun aamne-samne hue to Arun ne uski taraf dekha tak nahi ,jabki pahle wo aksar Divya ke seene aur pichhwade ko takta rahta tha.Arun ne Divya ko aise ignore mara jaise samne wala insaan koyi insaan nahi balki ek badbudar jaanwar ho aur isi ke sath apun ne ek hee teer se do nishane lagaye....Mera pahla Nishana tha Arun ko Divya ke bare me sach batana ,jiske liye main na jaane kab se mauka dekh raha tha aur mera dusara nishana tha Arun ke andar Divya ke liye be-inteha nafrat paida karna...jo ki mere is sach ne paida kar di thi.
"kitna smart hoon main"
pull par aage badhte hue maine khud se kaha....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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"kha daru kasam ki tu sach bol raha hai aur yadi tune jhoothi kasam khayi to aaj ke baad tujhe daru ki ek boond bhi naseeb nahi hogi  "
"tu to janta hee hai ki main kabhi jhooth nahi  .lekin yadi phhir bhi tujhe yakin na ho raha ho to daru ki kasam ,maine kuchh der pahle jo kaha ,wo sab 99.99 % sach tha...."
"baki ka 0.01% kaha hai..."
"wo yadi meri sambhavnaye galata hui tab ke liye....khair tu fikra mat kar" "kasam se yar,mujhe to ab bhi yakin nahi ho raha ki Divya aisa karegi...."
Pull par aage badhte hue main aur Arun bakiyo se thoda aage chal rahe the,jisase hum dono ke beech jo baat-chit ho rahi thi ,wo hum dono tak hee simit thi.humne pull paar kiya aur pull ke dusari taraf bane coffee house ki taraf badhne lage.....
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"tujhe kaise pata chala ki wo sab Divya aur Gautam ki mili bhagat thi ,kyunki Divya ki harkato se aisa


lagta nahi ki wo itna bhayankar kand soch sakti hai...."
"Divya to sirf ek jariya thi, third semester ke khooni kand ki....asali game to Gautam khel raha tha,jo main tujhe kabhi aur bataunga....."Coffee house ke andar Angelina ko ek table par baitha hua dekh maine Arun se kaha"aur ek baat batau..."
"kya..."
"yahi ki Gautam mere jitna hoshiyar nahi hai ,ye alag baat hai ki wo khud ko Einstein ya Newton ki aaulad samajhta hai....ab tu sabko lekar us kinare wali table par baithna...."
"kyun tu kaha ja raha hai...yaad hai na sabka bill tujhe hee bharna hai..."
"Wo dekh samne ,MBBS wali chhammak chhallo baithi hai...zara usase milkar aata hoon..."maine us table ki taraf aankho se ishara karte hue kaha,jis par Angelina apne dono saheliyo chinki aur Pinki ke sath baithi hui thi....
"thik hai main sabko lekar dusari taraf jata hoon aur Angelina se kahna ki wo yadi chahe to meri girl friend ban sakti hai,mujhe koyi aitraaz nahi "
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Arun aur baki sabko coffee house ke dusare taraf bhejkar maine khud ka huliya sahi kiya aur Angelina ki taraf badha...jis table par wo teeno baithi thi uspar do chair ab bhi khali thi aur mere khayal se wo khali hee rahne wali thi kyunki Angelina ko kal sham se maine sirf do logo ke sath dekha tha jo us samay waha maujood the...isliye main unse bina puchhe ki'kya main yaha baith sakta hoon', maine ek chair kheenchi aur uspar baith gaya...Angelina ke thik samne baithne ke baad maine ek waiter ko ishara kiya....
"ek coffee lana..."
"kis tarah ki coffee lena aap pasand karenge ,sir..."bade hee sahuliyat se us waiter ne mujhse puchha.. "pahli baat to ye ki apna ye gheesa-pita dialogue band karo,bole to mujhe sir aur in teeno garib ladkiyo ko madam kahne ki koyi jaroorat nahi..."
"sach...."relax hote hue wo waiter turant khada hua aur bola"sala bahut din se apne jaisa koyi nahi mila tha....pakka tu engineering student hoga aur ye beech wali teri item hogi"
"nahi yar,aisa kuchh bhi nahi hai..."un teeno ke chehre se jab maine rang udte hue dekha to us waiter se jara kadak kar kaha"ja ek cup coffee le aa..."
"kaun si wali laun..."
"koyi si bhi le aa, kaun sa mujhe maloom chalne wala hai ki main kaun si coffee pee raha hoon, apne ko to sab kuchh ek barabar hee lagta hai..."
"ek nahi...char lana..."waiter ke peechhe mudne se pahle hee Angelina ne apna order de mara"aur bill mere is boyfriend ke khate me add kar lena..."
"apne ko maloom hai, college ke dino me mujhe bhi isi tarah ladkiyo ne loota hai..."
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"tumne aisa kyun kaha ki main tumhara boy friend hoon..."ek professional smile marte hue maine Divya se puchha aur coffee house ka menu card dekhne laga....
"teri to...ek cup coffee 60  ki ,matlab ki 4 cup coffee ke 240  ,BC ye coffee hai ya ladkiyo ka doodh,jo itna mahnga mil raha "menu card ko dekhte hee meri aankh fati ki fati rah gayi aur jo khayal mere man me sabse pahle aaya wo ye ki mere jeb me kitne paise hai....
"1000 , par main apne hazar rupaye in par kharch nahi kar sakta..."menu card ko dekhte hue maine kuchh socha aur phhir muskura kar Angelina se bola...

"to tum MBBS ki student ho, par iska matlab ye nahi ki tum kisi bhi khubsurat aur kabil naujwan ko aise public place par apna boyfriend bana lo ,wo bhi sirf isliye taki wo tumhare coffee ka bill pay kar sake..." "maine tumhe apna boy friend isliye nahi kaha taki tum mera bill bharo balki isliye kyunki tum yahi

chahte the...."
"kal sham ke waqt tum camp se bhag kar kaha gayi thi..."coffee ka cup khatm karne ke baad maine puchha...
"paas me ek Night club hai,wahi...." "ek club aur yaha...is jungle me..."
"bahar nikal kar dekho engineer,bahut kuchh hai..."
"chalo main maan bhi leta hoon ki yaha ek night club hai par gadi yaha atakti hai ki ye kaisa club hai jo sham ke 5-6 baje hee khul jata hai..."
"wo to tumhe club ke malik se puchhna chahiye...mujhe kaise pata hoga..." "ye bhi sahi hai...."
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main kuchh der tak shant hee raha aur is dauran Angelina aur uski saheliyo ne bahut kuchh order kiya... "lagta hai hazar rupaye bhi kam padenge bill dene me, lagta hai in bhukkado ne janamo janam se kuchh nahi thusa..."

"to shuru karo apna programme..."sab kuchh khane peene ke baad Angelina boli"ab ye mat bolna ki kaisa programme ,kyunki mujhe maloom hai ki tum yaha mujhe neecha dikhane ke liye aaye ho..." "ye tumse kisne  "Angelina ki baat sunkar main chauka ,kyunki abhi tak to maine uske samne aisa kuchh bhi nahi kiya tha,jiski vajah se use mujhpar shaq ho....
"ek ladka, jisase kal raat meri mulaqat hui aur aaj wo bina jaan-pahchan ke 1500  ka bill bhar raha hai
,iska kya matlab hua..."
Angelina ke is sawal par main kuchh der tak sochta raha ki use kya jawab du ,jisase mamla na bigde aur jab mujhe sab samajh me aaya ki mujhe kya kahna chahiye to main bola....
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"main bahut hee rahis gharane se hoon isliye ye hazar,do hazar mere liye koyi mayne nahi lagte..."apne dosto ki taraf ishara karte hue maine kaha"un logo ko dekh rahi ho,jo jaanwaro ki tarah kha -pee rahe hai...unme se main kuchh ke name nahi janta,lekin phhir bhi unka bill main hee pay karunga...."
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"tu to bada solid amir lagta hai yar...hi main Chinki"Angelina ke left side wali ladki ne apna hath meri taraf badhaya...
"aur main Pinki..."Angelina ke right side me baithi hui ladki ne bhi apna hath meri taraf kiya... "Aur main Arman..."dono ka hath ,apne dono hatho se tham kar main bola.
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"main abhi aati hoon..."Angelina apni jagah se uthi aur Chinki ,Pinki ke sath washroom ki taraf badh gayi....
"oye...bill la,jaldi se..."bolte hue maine usi waiter ko bill lane ke liye kaha, jisase maine yaha aate hee baat ki thi.
mere kahne par us waiter ne dono table ka bill ,mere hath me saunp diya .
"5640 ...BC,tum logo ka baap bharega ye bill...salo bahar milo, ek-ek ko chodta hoon." bill ko table par rakhte hue maine us waiter se kaha"wo teeno ladki ,jo washroom ki taraf gayi hai...unse bill ke paise le lena aur kahna ki main unka bahar apni car me intezaar kar raha hoon..."
"kya sach me wo teeno bill dengi..."
"aur nahi to kya aur main un ladko me se hoon jo ladkiyo ke peechhe teri tarah chodu bankar apni jeb khali nahi karte,thoda dimag ka use karte hai...chal bye."
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Hum sab coffee house ke bahar nikle aur waha se bahar nikalte hee main apna pura dam lagakar daudte hue bola"bhago BC,warna bill na bharne ke karan gand me dande padenge..."

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"ab to Sulabh aur Rajshri Pandey bhi gaye aur yaha ab sirf hum teeno hee bache hai...."Arun ne mujhe Divya ke bare me sab kuchh batane ke liye kaha....
coffee house se hum sab laut kar seedhe apne camp aa gaye the aur phhir baki ka samay camp ke andar hee bitaya tha.is waqt humare camp me sirf teen hee log maujood the..main,Arun aur Saurabh....kyunki kuchh der pahle hee warden ne sabko telescope se aakash darshan karne ke liye bahar bulaya tha jiske chalte Naveen, Sulabh aur Rajshri Pandey camp me nahi the...Aakash-darshan ke liye jate waqt Sulabh ne hum teeno se bhi bahar chalne ke liye kaha ,lekin hum teeno ne mana kar diya taki hum teeno baat kar sake.....
"jaldi bak be, abhi 9 baj rahe hai aur ek ghante baad aakash darshan band ho jayega.,phhir hilate rahna pakad ke.."humare beech ki chuppi ko todte hue Saurabh bola"tujhe Divya par shaq kaise hua..."
"shaq to uspar mujhe tabhi hua tha,jab pahli baar wo mujhse basketball ground ke bahar mili thi.wo milne mujhse aayi thi,lekin jab maine use koyi bhav nahi diya to usne Arun par dore dale...."
"aur wo aisa kyun karegi.."Arun ne mujhe beech me roka... "kyunki use Gautam ne ye sab karne ke liye kaha hoga...."

"aur Gautam apni bahan ko ye karne ke liye kyun kahega ,kyunki Generally hum log ye dekhte hai ki ek bhai,apni bahan ko sati-savitri dekhna chahta hai...phhir Gautam jaan buchkar aisa kyun karega ,jisase uski badnami ho..."

"Tum logo ne kya kabhi Gautam ko dhyan se observe kiya hai,jab wo mere aas-paas se guzarta hai." "us sale me aisa hai hee kya jo hum log use dhyan se dekhe..."bura sa muh banate hue Arun bola"sab teri tarah gay nahi hai..."
"Arun ,main yaha majak kar raha hoon " "sorry,aage bol...."
"to iski shuruat Gautam se hui thi...maine Gautam ko dekhkar ek chiz notice ki hai wo ye ki mujhe dekhte hee uske dimag me kuchh na kuchh chalne lagta hai aur yadi main sahi hoon to wo har waqt sirf


mujhe neecha dikhane ki sochta rahta hai...matlab ki mere liye uske andar ek sulagta hua jwalamukhi hai aur jab basketball ke match me maine use takkar di to uska sulagta hua jwalamukhi fat pada aur tabhi usne apna pahla daav khela..."
"aur wo daav Esha thi..."sawaliya nigah mujhpar dalte hue Arun ne puchha...
"bakchod hee rahega zindagi bhar....kitni der se main gala phhad-phhad kar chilla raha hoon ki wo ladki Divya thi aur tu sale Esha ka name le raha hai.2 meter door khisak mujhse "Arun ko batti dete hue main aage bola"jab Divya ne dekha ki uska mujhpar koyi asar nahi ho raha hai to usne tujh jaise chodu par apna jaal bichhaya ,jisme tu turant fans gaya...shuru-shuru me to mujhe Divya ekdum need and clean lagi...lekin phhir jab usne tera proposal jo maine tere mobile se messege ke roop me uske mobile me bheja tha,use usne turant accept kar liya to mera matha thanka...."
"sorry yar,par matha to ab mera thanak raha hai bole to ,Divya ne mera proposal accept kar liya tha...usme kya galat tha aur waise bhi tune hee to use wo messege kiya tha...."
"beta jis tarah ka wo bartaav karti hai ,uske hisab se tujhe lagta hai ki wo itni badi baat kisi ko nahi batayegi...chal maan bhi lete hai ki Divya ne baat daba li ,lekin Gautam jo ki hamesha college me uske aas-paas hee rahta hai ,use ek pal ke liye bhi Divya par shaq kyun nahi hua ?college me sara din Divya ya to class me beetati hai ya apne bhai ke sath ghoomti rahti hai...lekin jab teri aur uski setting hui to uske paas achanak itna time kaha se aa gaya jo wo tere sath chhup-chhup ke milne lagi thi...."
"ye bhi to ho sakta hai ki wo Gautam se koyi bahana maar ke mujhse milne aa rahi thi..."Arun ne phhir meri theory par sawal khada kiya....
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"chal maan lete hai ki Divya ,Gautam se koyi bahana maar kar tujhse milne aati thi lekin har din bahana maarkar tujhse milne aana...ye thoda doubtful ho jata hai aur waise bhi Gautam itna chodu nahi tha...jo Divya ke bahano ko har din maan jaye....yadi Divya ,Gautam ke plan me shamil nahi thi to tum dono ko bahut pahle hee pakda jana chahiye tha...jabki aisa nahi hua iska saaf matlab hai ki Divya ,Gautam ke sath mili hui thi aur wo usi ki marzi par tujhse milne aati thi...."
"achchha beta,to phhir ye bata ki ,jab tujhe ye sab pahle se hee maloom tha to tune mujhe pahle hee Divya ke baare me kyun nahi bataya tha..."
"kyunki main wo vajah dhoondh raha tha ,jiske karan Gautam ye sara khel rach raha tha aur ye vajah mujhe tab maloom chala jis din tu aur Divya chumma-chati karte hue pakde gaye the....tab mujhe samajh aaya ki aakhir Gautam chahta kya hai...."bolte hue main chup ho gaya...
"aage bol chandu,ruk kyun gaya..."Abki baar Saurabh bola"wo vajah kya thi ,jiski vajah se Gautam ne itna bada chutiyapa kiya tha..."
"asal me Gautam ko ek reason chahiye tha,jiski vajah se wo hum par attack kar sake aur Gautam ko ye maloom tha ki hume marne ke baad uska baap use in jhamelo se bacha lega...."
"lekin us din thik iske ulta hua, wo na to Arun ko maar paya aur na hee tujhe...balki wo khud maar kha gaya,hostel me...ekdum sahi bola na apun..."
"ekdum sahi bola chandu.Gautam ko ye laga tha ki uske baap ke dar se koyi uski gang par hath nahi dalega aur wo hum dono ko markar badi asani se nikal jayega...lekin yahi par uski soch use dhokha de gayi aur wo kutto ki tarah maar kha gaya..."apni jagah par khade hote hue maine ek cigarette sulgayi aur aage bolna shuru kiya"sale sab khud ko Arman samajhte hai...sab sochate hai ki jaise meri thinking,thoughts ekdum fit baithate hai usi tarah unki bhi soch ekdum correct fit hogi...par aisa nahi hota kyunki apni to baat hee alag .ab un MBBS wali chhoriyo ko hee le lo,un logo ne waha coffee house me ye socha ki bill main pay karunga,lekin aisa bilkul bhi nahi hua...phhat ke hath me aa gayi hogi unki jab unhone dekha ki main waha se bhag chuka hoon.saliyo ne mujhe gajar-muli samajh liya tha jo


jab chahe chut me daal le aur jab chahe bahar nikal le..."
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"yadi aisa hai mere bhai to phhir apne 1400 gm ke dimag ka use karke ye bhi bata de ki kya Divya ab bhi koyi jaal bichha rahi hai ya sudhar chuki hai..."
"main abhi usi mission par hoon,lekin Divya ki abhi tak ki harkato ko dekhkar to yahi lagta hai ki She is still on her mission....lekin us BC ko ye maloom nahi ki jitna chalak wo khud ko samajhti hai ,utna wo hai nahi..uski halat to main deepika randi se bhi buri karunga..."
"tujhe kaise maloom chala ki wo ab bhi humare liye jaal bun rahi hai...matlab ki usne abhi tak to mujhe attract karne ki koshish nahi ki..."
"tu sale chandu hee rahega hamesha...zara soch ki Sulabh se seedhi muh baat na karne wali ladki achanak usase bus me has-has kar baate karne lagti hai ,jiske baad Sulabh mujhe waha bulata hai aur Esha mujhe kahti hai ki main Gautam ke sath ek match khelu..."
" to phhir teri is theory ka matlab ye hai ki abki baar Esha aur Megha bhi uske sath shamil hai..."
"aisa nahi hai chandu...maine aisa kab kaha ki Esha aur Megha ,Divya ke sath shamil hai... meri theory ke anusar ,Divya ne Megha ko force kiya hoga ki wo Sulabh se kisi topic par baat kare aur jab main Sulabh ke bulane par waha gaya to maine dekha ki Esha ke pahle ,Divya ne dheemi aawaz me Esha se kaha hoga ki yadi mujhme itna hee dam hai to main uske bhai ke sath basketball ka koyi match kyun nahi khelta....jiske baad Esha ne Divya ki unhi line ko repeat kiya..."
"ye bhi to ho sakta hai ki Esha ,sach me Divya ke sath shamil ho...kyunki jo ladka badla lene ke liye apni bahan ka istemaal kar sakta hai...wo apni girl friend ka istemaal nahi karega,iski kya guarantee hai...." "ye bhi ho sakta hai aur ye bhi ho sakta hai ki main shuru se hee galat rahu...bole to Divya andar se bhi wahi bewkoof ladki ho,jo wo bahar se dikhti hai....hone ko kya nahi ho sakta,kuchh bhi ho sakta , hone ko to ye bhi ho sakta hai ki aaj raat jab tu gand uthakar soya hoga to teri koyi gand mar kar chala jayega"
"chus le phhir, jab tujhe khud par hee confidence nahi hai to phhir humara itna samay kyun barbaad kiya...lawde"
"tension mat le,..mujhe is experiment ka object,required Appratus, theory aur procedura maloom hai...bas Divya par experiment karna baki hai ,jo ki main bahut jald karunga aur result tum dono ko bata dunga...lekin filhal to main us MBBS wali ke bare me soch raha hoon ki uske dil par us waqt kya beeti hogi ,jab waiter ne use bill thamaya hoga..."
"pakka tujhe,maa-bahan ki galiya baki  "Saurabh bola.


 
 
 
 
 
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Jaisa ki maine pahle bhi kaha tha ki 'ladkiyo ke bare me meri theory aksar galat ho jati hai..'. Jiski vajah shayad ye thi ki main kabhi in brainless humans ke jhamele me nahi pada tha...yani ki aaj tak meri koyi girlfriend nahi bani thi..jiske karan main unhe thik se samajh saku.

college ke dino me maine kisi bhi ladki ko apni girlfriend kewal isliye nahi banaya kyunki tab main behad sharif hua karta tha aur main nahi chahta tha ki ek din koyi mere ghar aaye aur mere gharwalo ko 'mera kisi ladki ke sath chakkar chal raha hai'iski information de...

Aaj tak koyi ladki na to meri girlfriend bani aur na hee kisi ladki ne mujhe kabhi propose kiya,jabki mujhe hamesha se yahi lagta tha ki 'Most Eligible boyfriend ' to main hee hoon....phhir ye sari laundiya mujhe 'i love you' kyun nahi kahti .
ye sab to main phhir bhi bardasht kar lu lekin mujhe ladkiyo ke upar joro ka gussa aur jabarjast hairani tab hoti hai ,jab main humare 'kallu kanghi chor' jaise ladko ko ekdum thay maal lekar ghumate hue dekhta hoon aur tab andar se ek hee aawaz aati hai ki 'BC ,humare lund me kaante gade the,jo is kallu se pat gayi..." us kallu ,kanghi chor ka name maine yaha isliye liya kyunki recently mili information ke mutabiq kallu ab tak do junior ko bhaska chuka tha  aur yaha college me itna popular hone ke bawjood koyi junior laundiya apun ko friend request tak nahi bhejati .
college me popular hone se mera matlab tha badnami se...kyunki pichhale do saalo me maine jo-jo kand college me kiye the waisa kand sirf ek nihayat hee barbaad ladka kar sakta tha. Khair mujhe meri badnami ki koyi parvaah nahi kyunki Captain Jack Sparrow ne kaha hai ki'yadi badnam honge to kya naam na hoga...'
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Divya par mera jo shaq tha ,wo sahi bhi ho sakta tha aur sath hee sath iski bhi sambhavna thi ki main is baar puri tarah galat sabit ho jaun...sambhavna iski bhi thi ki Esha ,Divya ke sath mili hui ho ya phhir us billi ko kuchh pata hee na ho....sach chahe jo bhi ho...lekin mujhe is baar Divya aur Gautam ke bichhaye jaal ko jala kar rakh karna tha par usase pahle ye janna jaroori tha ki Esha unke sath shamil hai ya nahi....

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"Arman ,main soch raha hoon ki kahi wo sab ittefaq bhi to ho sakta hai..jaise bus me Sulabh ka ladkiyo ke paas jana aur tujhe Gautam se basketball khelne ka challenge milna..."Camp se bahar nikalte waqt Arun ne apni shanka jahir ki...
"beta, aaj kal ittefaq se ittefaq kuchh jyada hee ho rahe hai...isliye main ise mahaj ek ittefaq nahi maan sakta...."Aasman me maujood chand-taro ko dekhne ke liye ,jidhar telescope rakha hua tha us taraf jate hue maine kaha...
'Sky Vision' bole to aakash darshan karne ke liye teen telescope ka intezaam kiya gaya tha.jo humare college aur MBBS college ke camp ke beech me situated tha.hum log'Sky Vision' ke liye thoda late pahuche the isliye waha utni bheed nahi thi jitni bheed hone ki main kalpana ki thi kyunki bahut se log ya phhir kahe ki aadhe se adhik log aakash darshan karke idhar-udhar ghoom rahe the...
"last wala telescope ekdum khali hai,chal uspar chalte hai..."ubayi marte hue Saurabh ne kaha"sala abhi


se neend aane lagi jabki khana tak nahi khaya abhi to..."
"last wale telescope pe nahi ,pahle wale par chalo..."Esha ko sabse pahle wale telescope ke paas dekhkar maine kaha....
"tu aisa isliye bol raha hai taki tu Esha se mil sake,usase baat kar sake...chodu samajh rakha hai kya..." "abey aisi baat nahi hai, baki ke dono telescope kharab hai ,isiliye waha koyi nahi hai...."jhooth bolte hue main aage bola"aur tum log already chodu ho,isme samajhne ka sawal kaha se aa tapka..."
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Yadi koyi mujhse puchhe ki maine aaj tak kise sabse adhik baar ullu banaya hai to mera jawab hoga- 1.Arun 2.Saurabh....aur in dono ko ullu banane ki sankhya me +1 abhi-abhi hua tha..
Us samay mujhe ye nahi maloom tha ki baki ke dono telescope kharab hai ya sahi...lekin Esha ke paas jane ke liye maine aise hee kah diya ki baki ke dono telescope kharab pade hai aur un dono ne maan bhi liya kitna mahan hoon main
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"Divya...maine mangal grah dekh liya...jaldi aa..."Esha ekdum se cheekhte hue aise boli ,jaise usne mangal grah nahi balki kisi naye grah ki khoj kar di .Esha ki is harqat se uski taraf badhte hue mere kadam ek pal ke liye wahi ruk gaye.Esha ne ek aur baar Divya ko aawaz di lekin Divya waha nahi thi,jiske baad Esha thodi si udas hui aur wapas telescope ke andar apni najare ghusane lagi....
"jara hat to, main bhi dekhu mangal grah..."maine kaha.
meri aawaz sunkar Esha ne shuru me koyi reaction nahi kiya lekin jab maine apna golden word 'billi' uske liye istemaal kiya to wo ek jhatke me khadi ho gayi aur agle hee pal thoda peechhe hat gayi....
"relax ho ja billi,itna kud kyun rahi hai..."telescope se Sky Vision karte hue maine Esha se puchha"tujhe kaha se mangal grah dikh gaya,mujhe to nahi dikh raha..."
Aur jaise ki mujhe ummid thi Esha ne aage kuchh nahi kaha aur apne gaal,naak gusse se fulakar jaha pahle khadi thi,wahi khadi rahi....
"ye aajkal kaise-kaise log engineering karne aa jate hai, kuchh maloom hota nahi hai..."Esha ko target karte hue maine Arun se kaha"tujhe pata hai Arun ,aise hee students ki vajah se engineers ki value girti ja rahi hai..."
Jawab me Arun aur Saurabh ne wahi kiya ,jo ki wo dono hamesha karte the. Arun aur Saurabh,dono khilkhila kar hans pade.
"mujhe mera level maloom hai aur har semester me tumse jyada marks aate hai..."mujhpar apna pura gussa nikalte hue Esha cheekh padi aur aasman me ek taraf ek chamakte tare(star) ko indicate karte hue boli"aankhe fad kar us laal tare ko dekho...wahi hai mangal grah..."
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Esha ki is bachkani gusse bhari harqat par dil kiya ki seedhe use apne seene se chipka loon lekin phhir baad me hone wale aafat ko bhanpkar maine aisa nahi kiya aur chup-chap telescope se us timtimate red star ko dekhne laga ,jise Esha mangal grah bata rahi thi.
Mujhe nahi maloom tha ki wo chamakta hua laal tara ,sach me mangal grah hee hai ya kuchh aur.lekin mujhe Esha ke vipreet bolna tha taki wo mujhe ladayi aur jhagda kare....
"wo mangal grah nahi hai, tu kuchh bhi muh utha kar mat bol diya kar billi...class 6 me maine padha tha ki grah timtimate nahi..."
"wo mangal grah hee hai,chahe kisi se bhi puchh lo tum bilav, kyunki aasman me laal tara dikha matlab wo mangal grah hai..."
"jis tarah har safed liquid doodh nahi hota..."main bol raha tha ki Arun mere kaan me bola"kuchh sperm bhi hota hai "


"jis tarah har peeli chiz sona nahi hoti.."Arun ko ignore karke maine aage bolne ki koshish ki hee thi ki wo phhir mere kaan me bol pada"kuchh peeli chiz human shit bhi hoti "
"jis tarah engineering college me padhne wala har ladka Arman nahi hota..."teesari baar Arun ko ignore markar maine apna dialogue pura karna chaha lekin is baar bhi Arun baaj nahi aaya aur beech me hee bol pada"kuchh ladke Gautam jaise chodu bhi hote hai..."
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Arun ke is baar-baar interfere karne wali harqato se jab main tang aa gaya to main Arun ki taraf palta... "ya to tu bol de ya mujhe bolne de..."
"tu hee bol..."
"to ab chup rahna..."wapas Esha ki taraf apna chehra karke main bola"to main kya bol raha tha ki...jis tarah har white liquid doodh nahi hota,jis tarah har peeli chiz sona nahi hoti,jis tarah engineering college me padhne wala har ladka Arman nahi hota....usi tarah aasman me dikhne wala har laal tara mangal grah nahi hota....samjhi..."
"lekin ye mangal grah hee hai,i know..."
"bahut janti hai tu billi..huh.tujhe shayad pata nahi ki NASA wale har programme ke pahle meri advice lete aur tu mujhe hee galat sabit karne pe tuli hai..."
"kuchh bhi  main ja rahi hoon ."waha se khisakte hue Esha boli... "to jana,kaunsa tujhe maine yaha rukne ke liye kaha hai..."
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Esha ke jane ke baad hum teeno ne telescope se Sky Vision kiya aur tabhi main Angelina ko unke camp ki taraf ek patthar par baithe hue dekha....Wo akeli us bade se patthar par baithkar rahasyamayi nazar se mujhe dekh rahi thi....uska is tarah se mujhe dekhne se main thoda dara lekin phhir'ek ladki mera kya ukhad legi' ye sochkar main uski taraf badha......
"coffee house ka khana kaisa laga "Angelina ke paas pahuchkar muskurate hue maine usase puchha..
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Un dino Angelina ko yun shant dekhkar mujhe ladkiyo ke baare me ek aur baat chali jo ye thi ki wo kabhi apni haar swikar nahi kar sakti aur khaskar ke ladko ke hatho mili har unke pure astitva ko hila kar rakh deti hai....main aisa isliye kah raha hoon kyunki abhi tak maine jis Angelina ko dekha tha ,jiske dimag ke samne mera dimag do baar pani pee chuka tha...wo is samay kisi ghutan me thi.uski aankhe udas thi aur kisi gahri soch me doobi hui thi....
main Angelina ko do-teen baar 'hi..hello' bol chuka tha lekin wo mere 'hi...hello' ka jawab diye bina


mujhe aise ghoor rahi thi..jaise apne shikar ko apne samne dekh Shikari ghoorta hai....wo shayad mujhe tad rahi thi aur soch rahi thi ki kaise wo mujhe haraye par Silva darling ko ye nahi maloom tha ki apun bhi in sab khelo me koyi nausikhiya nahi tha
"lagta hai ,isne wo incident apne dil pe le liya..."gusse se laal hote hue Angelina ke face ko dekhkar maine socha"i love you bol de,ma kasam 6000  wapas karunga..."
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jab Angelina ki Potential energy me kuchh der baad bhi koyi parivartan nahi hua to maine waha se jana hee behtar samjha kyunki abhi tak Angelina coffee house me pay kiye gaye apne paiso ka shok mana rahi thi, waha se main chup chap chala jana chahta tha lekin tabhi mere andar na jaane kya khujali hui jo main Angelina ki taraf wapas palatkar bade hee abhiman aur garv se bola...
"hume apni haar swikar karni chahiye aur ye maan lena chahiye ki samne wala humse behtar tha...." "aisa nahi hai Arman ! ,kabhi-kabhi langoor ke hath me bhi angoor lag jata hai..."mere liye zehar ugalte hue Angelina boli aur banawati muskan ki ek parat apne hontho par le aayi....

"sahi kaha...kabhi-kabhi langoor ke hath me bhi angoor lag jata hai ,jaise ki tumhare hath shuru me do baar laga tha...."maine bhi apne andar ka zehar nikala aur seedhe fek-kar uske muh me de mara...'sali mujhse dialogue-bazi karti hai  '

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Angelina jis patthar par abhi tak apni potential energy ,constant kiye hue baithi thi ,us patthar se uthkar wo khadi ho gayi aur turant peechhe mudkar apne college ke ladko ko aawaz lagayi....
"tum logo ne kaha tha ki Arman name ke ek ladke se tum logo ki bahas hui thi...ye raha wo..."
Angelina ki is harkat ne mujhe jabarjast jhatka diya kyunki maine MBBS college walo ki taraf aate hue ek second bhi ye nahi socha tha ki aisa bhi kuchh ho sakta hai....
Humare college ka camp jis jagah main abhi khada tha waha se koyi 20-22 meter ki doori par tha aur is samay mere paas do raste the .pahla ye ki main apni puri taqat lagakar waha se apne camp ki taraf bhag jaun aur dusara ye ki main wahi khada rahkar apne college ke laundo ko aawaz du...mere paas jo do raste the unme se pahle wala tarika apnane par meri bejjati hoti bole to ek aisa ladka jo kuchh ghanto pahle jin ladko ke samne goli ,chaku ki baat kar raha tha wo ab akela hone par dar ke mare bhag raha tha aur dusara tarika apnane par meri solid bejjati hoti ,kyunki mere dusare tarike ke anusar mujhe apne college ke ladko ko aawaz dena tha aur jab tak mere launde waha pahuchte tab tak mujhe ek do hath pad sakte the aur ye ek-do hath mujhe aur mere fan ke dil me talwaar ki tarah chubhate ...isliye mera dusara rasta bhi flop tha....
jab dono rasto me se mujhe koyi bhi pasand nahi aaya to maine turant teesara rasta banate hue Angelina se kaha....
"main to yaha tumhare paise lautane aaya tha...." "kya  "Angelina ki khushi ka thikana na raha...
"ye mere jeb me rupayo ki gaddi dekhkar andaza laga sakti ho..."pant me pade mobile ko rupayo ki
gaddi batakar maine Angelina par jaal feka...
"sach..."mujhe pakad kar mere camp ki taraf late hue Angelina boli"to ye baat pahle batani chahiye tha na..."
"itani der se to yahi bolna chah raha tha main...khair chhodo ,aur apne rupaye lo..."bolte hue maine apne jeb me hath dala....
Angelina ke aankh ,jeb me mere hath jane se turant chamak uthi,lekin phhir main Angelina se bola"tumhare college ke students ki nazar hum dono par hai aur yadi un sabne mujhe ,tumhe hazar-


hazar ke note dete hue dekha to galat samjhenge  ,mere khayal se tum samajh gayi hogi ki main kya kahna chahta hoon..."
"ok...ok, yaha se thoda door chalte hai..."
"haan,ye sahi "bolte hue maine khud ko shabasi di....
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Main aur Angelina ab mere camp ki taraf badh rahe the aur jab hum dono mere college ke camp ke samne pahuch gaye to Angelina ke dimag ki batti jali,lekin tab tak bahut der ho chuki thi....
"ye to mobile lag raha hai..."mere pant ki jeb ko bahar se dabate hue Angelina garrate hue boli... "janeman,..aaram se.idhar-udhar hath maar rahi ho,aakhir irada kya "
"oh god !"main Angelina ko sab kuchh samjhata usase pahle hee wo sab kuchh samajh gayi aur meri aankho me apni aankhe gadate hue boli"you fooled me again..."
"abhi nayi ho isliye aisa jhatka lag raha hai,baad me aadat ho jayegi...don't worry."apni jeet par main bola"ab tum jao aur mujhe harane ke liye apna flop plan banao..."
"kal dekh lungi tumhe..."chutki bajate hue usne mujhe challenge diya. "apne mobile se meri photo le lo aur raat bhar dekhte rahna..."
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Angelina ko waha se vida kar main peechhe palta to meri mandali saikado sawal liye mera intezaar kar rahi thi....
"hisab barabar ho gaya be...chalo papa bolo sab mujhe..."
"yar,bhai,mere dost,mere jigar ke tukde...iski dila de na ek baar..."Angelina ke back side par aankh gadaye hue Arun ne laar tapkaya.
"sale,bhabhi hai teri...kuchh to sharam kar jhatu "

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Yaha aane se pahle hum sabne ye soch rakha tha ki hum log kisi aadi manav ki tarah sangharsh karenge aur apna pet bharne ke liye khud khana banayenge....lekin 'Sky Vision' ke karyakram ke baad humare warden ne hume ye kahkar surprise diya ki humare khane ka intezaam, yaha ki management ke dwara already kiya ja chuka hai....jisme humare college ke students to shamil honge hee sath me waha camping ka lutf utha rahe MBBS college ke students bhi invited the...aur aakhir ho bhi kyun na, humari tarah paise to unhone bhi diye the.
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"tabhi sala ,main sochu ki itni raat ho gayi lekin ye warden khana banane ka intezaam kyun nahi karwa raha hai....sala dhokebaaz..."suit boot pahante hue Pandey ji ne Rajshri ki ek packet fada aur sara maal muh me bharkar bole"Arman bhai...waise ek tarah se dekha jaye to ye sahi bhi hai...kam se kam MBBS wali laundiyo se mel-milap to ho jayega...."

"us Angelina joulie se bachkar rahna beta...wo bahut khisiyayi hui hai..."
"are yadi wo Angelina joulie hai to hum hai yaha ke Brad Pitt, aakhir chudegi to humi se..."Arun sheese me apne baal thik karte hue bola...
"tu beta ,hamesha apni aukat se unchi udan hee marne ki sochta hai aur phhir baad me...."
"isi udaan me to maja hai pagle..."beech me hee Arun bol pada"warna apni aukat me to tujh jaise middle class ke log bhi udd lete hai, apun thoda special hai..."
"jao beta, jab wo chodegi to mere hee paas aaoge..."badbadate hue main camp se bahar nikla aur mere bahar nikalne ke baad meri toli bhi bahar nikli....
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"nikal aaye rajkumaro...ab idhar bhi aa jao..."hum bahar nikle hee the ki humare jalankhor warden ne tana marte hue kaha....
"Arman, sale ki shakal dekh...ekdum gadhe ki gand jaisi hai...BC meri khubsurati se jalta hai..."apni aadat anusar Arun ne dheemi aawaz me warden ko salami thoki.
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Warden is samay bhi thik usi bade se patthar par khada tha,jaha aaj subah khade hokar instruction de raha tha....warden ke samne humare college ki puri bheed jama thi aur jab hum 6 log us bheed me shamil hue to warden jo ki apne dono hath shaktiman style me apne kamar me rakha hua tha, wo neeche kuda.....
"Arman ji ,aap kaha hai...apne khubsurat noorani chehre ka deedar to hum sabko karayiye,aapse kuchh baat karni hai..."Warden bade hee cool andaj me bola....
aisa bolte waqt wo khud ko bahut smart samajh raha tha lekin sala ek number ka chodu lag raha tha aur kuchh nahi...sala gadhe ki gand
"idhar hoon main...Sir"apna hath khada karte hue main bola...
"aaj ki report ke mutabiq tumne ,samne wale college ke kuchh ladko se hatha-payi ki aur unhe goli maar dene ki dhamki bhi di...."
"kaha sir...main to pure din bukhar se tadap raha tha,yakin na ho to Arun aur Pandey ji se puchh lo..."


"tum pahle samne aakar apna face dikhao ,baad me main kisi aur se kuchh puchhunga...."
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Maine apna sar neeche jhukaya aur aankhe udas karke warden ki taraf badha....
"tum neeche khana khane nahi jaoge...tumhare dost tumhara khana pack karwa ke le aayenge..." "meri un sabse aaj subah hee ladayi ho gayi hai,phhir wo mere liye itna kyun karenge aur main sach me neeche nahi gaya tha..."
"phhir MBBS walo ne tumhara name kyun liya...."
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Warden ke is sawal par main ek dialogur marne ja hee raha tha ki BKL Divya ,beech me kud padi... "jhooth bolta hai ye sir, maine ise dopahar ko pull par dekha tha yakin na aaye to Esha se puchh lo aur Megha se bhi...."
"Divya sach kah rahi hai kya..."kadak aawaz ke sath warden ne Esha aur Megha se sawal kiya aur dono ne haan me apni gardan hila di....
"ab bolo Arman..."apni jeet par bhayankar hansi aur aankho me vijayi chamak liye warden meri taraf muda"tumne to kaha tha ki ,tum apne camp se bahar hee nahi nikle the...phhir pull par in teeno ne tumhe kaise dekha...."
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Divya ke dwara mere khilaf bolna mujhe raas nahi aaya aur dil kiya ki apna juta utar kar seedhe uske muh par de maru ya uske sar ke baal ko pakad kar jor-jor se zameen par de maru....lekin tabhi mere 1400 gm ke brain ne apni taqat dikhayi aur Divya ko maine usi ke dwara feke hue jaal me fansate hue kaha....
"main manta hoon ki main camp se nikalkar pull ki taraf gaya tha lekin yaha sawal ye khada hota hai ki Divya waha kya kar rahi thi,jabki...aapne kisi bhi student ko pull ki taraf jane se saaf mana kiya tha.... "iske baad maine warden se dheeme lafzo me kaha,jisase aage ki vartalap sirf hum dono hee sun sake...main bola"Are sir, hum log to phhir bhi ladke hai..humara kya hoga,lekin ladkiyo ka is tarah se ghoomna thik baat nahi, kahi kuchh uch-neech ho jati to aap kisi ko muh dikhane ke layak nahi rahte....aapki naukari to hath se jati hee ,sath me in ladkiyo ke maa-baap aap par laparwahi ka case bhi karte..."
"hmm..."
"Sir hum log to phhir bhi aapke hostel me rahte hai,hume maloom hai ki aapki ijjat ko kaise bachana hai lekin in ladkiyo ki kya majal jo aapke...aapke huqum ki avahelna kare,..ye to sarasar aapke gaal par tamacha jada hai in laundiyo ne...sorry mera matlab in ladkiyo ne  main to kahta hoon ki abhich us maa di ladali ko punishment do..."
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"tum teeno pull par kya kar rahi thi..."aankho me angare liye hue Warden ne Divya ki taraf dekha aur Divya ne meri taraf...sali mujhe aise gusse se dekh rahi thi,jaise main uske tukdo par jeeta hoon. Uski is harkat se mera khoon bhi khaul utha....
"aankh neeche kar le aur apne baap ka rutba kisi aur par jhadna warna third semester ki kahani dobara dohrane me mujhe zara sa bhi waqt nahi lagega aur sir ko ye bata ki tu pull par kisase milne gayi thi..." "tu college pahuch tab tujhe main apni power dikhati hoon..."
"ok, baby...lekin pahle ye bata ki tu kya karwane pull ke us paar gayi thi...jabki Sir ne saaf mana kiya tha ki koyi us taraf nahi jayega..."
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Jaha kuchh der pahle sare students mand-mand muskan ke sath meri aur warden ke beech ki baat-chit ka maja loot rahe the,wahi ab mahol gadbada gaya tha...ek pal me sara maja ab hairani se bhara pada tha.waha beet raha har ek pal, meri aur Divya ke beech ho rahi har baat-chit...waha maujood sabhi ke dilo par ek dar paida kar rahi thi....Divya shant nahi ho rahi thi aur main to shant hone se raha....
 
"main kuchh bhi karne gayi thi ,tujhe usase kya....tu kya karne gaya tha..."
"daru peene gaya tha ,ab bol..."jab mera matha thanka to main seedhe aar-paar ki ladayi par utar aaya"ise samjha lo re koyi,warna yahi par laal kar dunga...phhir jakar chahe apne baap ko batana ya phhir apne bagal wali ke baap ko...."
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Is garma-garmi ke dauran Divya apna sara aapa kho chuki thi aur yahi haal mera bhi tha,...main yadi chahta to is situation ko bahut achchhi tarah se sambhal sakta tha
Lekin gussa mujhpar bhi sawar tha aur khoon mera bhi khaul raha tha....mujhe pakka yakin hai ki yadi mere dosto ne mujhe aur Divya ke saheliyo ne use nahi roka hota to mere hath wo bahut puri tarah maar khati....lekin aisa ho nahi paya aur mere dost mujhe turant waha se pakad kar door le aaye.... "*** chod dunga uski, BC samajhti kya hai khud ko...apne baap ke dam par uchak rahi hai...jyada dimag kharab hua to is baar uske bhi baap ko marunga...phhir chahe mera murder hee kyun na ho jaye..."Arun aur Saurabh ko door dhakel kar main ladkiyo ke us jhund ki taraf badha ,jis jhund ke beech me Divya thi....
"bahar nikal sali..."
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us samay mujhe pata nahi kya ho gaya tha jo main itne sare logo ke beech aisi harkate kar raha tha..,rah- rah kar mujhe sirf wo pal yaad aata,jab Divya ke baap ki vajah se main teen mahine tak hospital me raha tha.....

"mujhe mar, jyada dam aa gaya hai tujhme...le maar mujhe."humare hostel ka warden seedhe mere samne khada hokar jor se cheekha"gunda gardi karne aaya hai tu yaha..."
Warden ko samne dekhkar main rook gaya aur aas-paas dekha to paya ki na sirf mere college wale,balki MBBS college ke bhi students , is hungame se waha aa chuke the....aur tab jakar mujhe hosh aaya.
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"Sorry..."warden ko bolkar main apne camp ki taraf muda....lekin MBBS college ke kuchh ladko ki hansi ki gunj ne mere khoon ko phhir se garam karne ka kaam kar diya"kya hai be, yaha koyi sarkas chal raha hai kya...seedhe se nikal lo beta warna sari hansi nikal dunga..."

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Mere dost mujhe pakad kar camp ke andar laye.jiske baad Girls hostel ki caretaker aur humare warden ne mujhe khoob sunaya aur mere ghar ka number manga....Maine apne ghar ka number dene se saaf mana kar diya jiske baad warden ne mujhe bahut sari dhamkiya di aur punishment ke taur par neeche

,jaha sab khana khane ja rahe the...waha mere jane par ban laga diya....jab warden waha se chale gaye to mere dost andar aaye...bahut der tak to hum me se koyi kuchh nahi bola lekin phhir kuchh der baad mere sare dost achanak hasne lage.....

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"kya hua..."
"kuchh nahi...lawda kya chodupana kiya hai aaj tum dono ne...zindagi bhar yaad rahega " "MC,bhookh lagi hai...kuchh jugad hai kya."un sabki taraf dekhkar maine puchha...
"beta tere chakkar me ,hume bhi neeche nahi jane diya gaya..."


"aisa kyun..."
"warden bola ki ,sabke liye punishment hai...aur to aur usne Divya,Esha aur Megha ko bhi neeche nahi jane diya..."
"are  "ekdum se khada hote hue main bola"Esha ko patane ka ek solid idea aayela hai beedu...chal jaldi..."
"kaha..."
"neeche...khana khakar aate hai..."
"iske pahle main kya aliens ki language me bola kya ki...warden ne neeche jane ke liye mana kiya hai..." "warden ke maa ki fill in the blanks....bhagkar chalte "
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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'Girl' jise hindi me ladki ,Gujrati me 'chhokari' ,marathi me 'mulagi' aur hum jaise naujwan 'item' ya 'maal ' kahte hai...ye badi hee kash -makash paida karne wali prajati hai...ladkiya uljhan me bahut dalti hai...jaise kisi ladki ne ek-do baar kisi ladke ko dekh kya liya banda zindagi bhar isi uljhan me rahta hai ki wo mujhe line de rahi thi ya sirf aise hee maje loot rahi thi...ladkiya itna uljhan paida karti hai ki ek-do baar bhagwan bhi confusion ho jata hoga ki ise neeche bheju ya yahi apne paas rakh loon
Aur hum jaise laundo ka to puchho hee mat...jis bande ne ek ladki kya pata li sala behave aise karta hai jaise puri duniya jeet li ho. Uska khana-peena, nahana-dhona ,sab kuchh ek ladki ke chakkar me shutdown ho jata hai.....Ab humi log ko dekh lo...main yaha neeche isliye nahi aaya tha ki mujhe bhookh lagi thi balki isliye taki main ladkiya taad saku....mere dost jo neeche aate samay har-kadam mujhe warden ka dar de rahe the...wo bhi is samay mere sath neeche isliye the taki wo ladkiyo ko dekh sake. Bole to 'Nayandarshan' ya 'nayansukh'.
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"main soch raha tha ki un teeno ke liye bhi khana vagerah pack kar ke le jate hai..."Ek plate uthate hue maine kaha aur pelam-pel salaad plate me bhar liya.
"kaun teeno..."aage-peechhe najar markar Saurabh ne bhi pelam-pel salaad bhar liya aur bola"hum sab to hai yaha...."
"abey,hum log yadi mar rahe ho aur isase ek glass pani ki fariyad kare ,tab bhi ye hume ek glass pani lakar nahi dega aur bolega ki'lawde,upar jakar direct jalpaan karna'....aisa launda hai ye..."mere aur Saurabh ki tarah Arun ne bhi relam-pel salaad apni plate me bhara aur kaha"ye to un teeno ke liye hai..jinhe warden ne neeche aane ke liye mana kiya hai..."
"wo  "apne dimag par jor dalte hue Saurabh ne puchha"kahi tu,Divya...Esha aur Megha ki baat to nahi kar raha..."
"ekdum sahi jawab..."
"sach  "meri taraf aankhe faad-faad kar dekhte hue Saurabh ne chammach uthaya aur apne plate me rakhte hue bola"tu ladkiyo ke samne kab se haar manne laga,ab ye mat bol dena ki tujhe apni galti ka ahsaas ho gaya hai aur tu ab use sorry bolne ja raha hai...."
"are lawde,sorry to humne tab bhi nahi bola jab galti humari thi...to ab kya bolunga..."
"ye...yehi junoon ant tak banaye rakhna aur chahe jo ho jaye lund ko chut ke samne jhukne mat dena kyunki lund kat sakta hai lekin jhuk nahi sakta  "
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Baato hee baato me jab Saurabh ne Megha ka name liya to Megha ke naye-navele aashiq Sulabh ko bechaini hui aur usne hum teeno ke beech me apna sar ghused kar jo discussion chal raha tha...uska topic puchha....

"kuchh khas nahi,bas soch raha tha ki un teeno ke liye khana pack karke le jaye..." "sach  "
"yes, aur tu hee wo launda hai jo teeno ke liye dinner pack "
"ghanta,is puri bheed me tujhe ek akela main hee dikha jo ye kaam karunga...beta ye bade shahar ki badi party hai na ki tere gaanv ki shadi ,jaha pure khandan ke liye khana pack karwa liya jayega...yaha to sala ye bhi saaf nahi hai ki mujhe khana milega ya nahi...aur ek baat puchhu tum teeno ne ye janwaro ki tarah salaad kyun bhar liya hai..."
"beta, wo MBBS wale bhukkhado ki bheed dekh aur us bheed ko dekhkar mera 1400 gm ka dimag kahta hai ki achhi tarah se plate bharne me kam se kam 10-15 minute to lagenge hee..."
"toh.."
"to tab tak hum log salaad khakar time paas karenge..."
"sahi hai..."kahte hue Sulabh ne bhi apni plate me pelam-pel salaad bhar liya.
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jab sab mere khana pack karwane wale plan se sahmat ho gaye to ek nayi samasya paida hui aur wo samasya ye thi ki un teeno ke liye dinner kaun pack karwayega...kyunki aisi party ,jaha itne sare log ho waha apne hath me plastic lekar khade rahna ,matlab apni reputation ko khule bazar me kaudiyo ke daam me bechna tha aur ye kaam sirf ek shaks kar sakta tha aur wo the humare Rajshri Product ke Brand ambassador Shri-Shri 1008 Pandey ji.....
"kya Arman bhai...apun ki bhi koyi ijjat hai...kahe ko apun ki aisi-taisi karne par tule ho..." "ye kaam kar de ,10 Rajshri meri taraf se free..."
"rahne do,maine Rajshri khana chhod diya..."


phhir ek packet gudang-garam cigarette..."
"apun cigarette bhi chhod dega Arman bhai...par apun ki langot mat utaro..." "chal,phhir ek botal pavva...ab  "
"daru bhi chhod dunga main aaj se..."

"teri to...tu beta college me mil.phhir teri ijjat waha thik dhang se sawarunga..."jab mere sare lalach Rajshri Pandey par beasar ho gaye to maine use dhamki dene ka rasta apnaya and as always Rajshri Pandey maan gaya...,pata nahi kyun sala meri dhamki se itna darta tha....

"thik hai Arman bhai,jaisa aap bolo...lekin ye aap thik nahi kar rahe mere sath  "
"dil pe mat le...."Rajshri Pandey ka peeth thapthapate hue maine apne jeb se kayi sari plastics nikal kar jaldi se uske jeb me daal di aur bola"muh me le.."
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Rajshri ko uska kaam saunp kar humne use khud se door kiya aur salaad khate-khate apni plate bharne lage....
"main kofta aur bhindi lekar abhi aaya...."bolkar Saurabh waha se aage badh gaya aur Naveen,Sulabh pahle hee sath chhod chuke the...
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"aaj dekha Divya kaise udd rahi thi ,achchhe se baithaya hai usko,ab kuchh din mere samne apni jubaan kholne se pahle 3 lakh kilometer/Sec. Ki speed se sochegi ki kuchh bolu ya nahi..."
"ab tu apni tareef karna shuru mat ho jana...."
"abey nahi..main to tujhse ye kahna chahta hoon ki in ladkiyo me dimag ki jagah gobar bhara pada hai..kuchh sochati-samajhti nahi bas kau-kau chillati rahti hai...Divya ko hee dekh le, use kya jaroorat thi beech me bolne ki ? Lekin nahi use to mujhse panga lena tha ,kar diya na nanga...ab tu us MBBS wali ko hee le le, do baar mujhe ullu kya banaya ,khud ko Arman se badi samajhni lagi...use bhi dhang se batti diya aur aisa batti diya hai ki zindagi bhar 'Arman' shabd sunkar uske dimag ki batti gul ho jayegi..."
"kafi galatfahmi paal rakhi hai tumne apne andar...zameen par rahna seekho warna ek pal aisa aayega jab patal ke bhi nahi rahoge..."ek sexy aawaz ne mera dhyan apni taraf aakarshit kiya aur jab meri aankhe us sexy aawaz ki malkin par padi to aankhe jaisi us par jam kar rah gayi...
"Angelina...ye itna sab kuchh ho jane ke baad bhi mujhse muskura kar baat kar rahi...jaroor ye kisi plan ke sath aayi hogi,nikal le beta..."maine khud se kaha aur ek professional muskan apne hontho par le aaya...jabki Angelina ko dekhte hee main thoda ghabra gaya tha kyunki wo is samay ek ghayal sherni ki tarah thi...jo bas us ek mauke ki talaash me thi jiske karan wo mujhe,hum dono ke beech chal rahe mind- game me parajit kar sake...is samay main Angelina darling se ulajhna nahi chahta tha...isliye waha se bhag jana hee behtar samjha...
Jung ke maidan me bina lade bhagne ka mera apna ek alag hee style hai,jo hamesha hee kargar sabit hota hai aur wo style ye hai"dar ke karan jung ke maidan ko bhi is tarah chhodo ki samne wale ko ye mahsoos ho ki aap waha se bhag kar uspar bahut bada ahsaan kar rahe ho...' iske do fayde hai-pahle ye ki is tarah se aapki ijjat bhi baj jati hai aur dusara ye ki samne wali ki ijjat thuk jati hai.....
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"meet my friend..."ek ladke ke kamar par hath rakhkar Angelina boli"iska name..."
"ye koyi Johnny depp ya Robert downey jr. hai kya,jo main isase milu....jao pahle mujhse milne ka appointment mere secretary se lekar aao..."waha se khisakte hue maine kaha"chal be Arun, kofte ke counter par bheed kam ho gayi hai.."


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Angelina darling se peechha chhudakar hum log ek taraf khade ho gaye aur apne masoom se pet ko bharne lage...main aur mere dost warden ke mana karne ke bawjood neeche aa gaye hai,iski khabar kisi ne warden ko de di aur hath me khane ki plate liye warden humare paas aaya....
"tum logo ko mana kiya tha yaha aane ke liye..."apne daant chabakar usne hum sabko batti di aur samne se gujarne wale ek shaks ko bade hee shaleenta se bola"hello, aap kaise hai..."
Jab wo shaks gujar gaya to warden phhir humari taraf muda aur hume galiya bakna shuru kar diya...wo bhi bade pyar aur dular se, kyunki har waqt-bewaqt koyi na koyi waha se gujarta jiske karan warden hum par apna gala nahi phhad pa raha tha...ek taraf warden hume hans-hans kar batti de raha tha to wahi hum log hans-hans kar batti le rahe the......
"tum log upar milo ,phhir batata hoon tumhe.."warden ne ek baar phhir apna daant chabaya lekin dusare pal samne se gujar rahi ek aurat ko dekhkar muskurate hue bola"kaisi hai aap,dinner ho gaya aapka..."
"yes...yes....yes"teen baar 'yes' bolkar wo aurat chalti bani aur hum log bhi mauka dekhkar usi waqt waha se khisak liye....
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"Pandey ji ko Gutkhe ka packet do koyi,inhone humara kaam jo kiya hai..."Pahadi par upar chadhte hue maine kaha...
"rahne do Arman bhai, aaj sabke samne meri ijjat me jitne hole hue hai na ,uske baad Gutkha,daru sab kuchh bhool sa gaya hoon...dimag me baar-baar bas wahi scene aa jata hai jab waha maujood log mujhpar hans rahe the..."
"mard ban be lawde  "Pandey ji ki peeth jor-jor se thapthapate hue Saurabh bola"name bata unka jinhone tujhpar hansa...abhi salo ka muh unke gand me ghusa kar aata hoon..."
"maloom nahi ,kaun-kaun hans raha tha...main to bas apna sar jhukaye khada tha waha..."
 
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"Arman tu hamesha bolta rahta hai ki 'i love daru more than' " "GIRLS..."Arun ke pahle hee maine apna dialogue complete kiya...


"ek baar ye bol ki tu, daru ko mujhse jyada pyar karta hai..."
"isme kaun si badi problem hai...I love daru more than Gay-Arun..."aur isi ke sath hum sabhi hans pade,siway Arun ko chhodkar....
"ab yahi line Esha ke liye bol to..."usne aage kaha... "ab kya main din bhar sabke name japta rahu kya..."
"iski koyi jaroorat nahi bas tu ek baar ye bol de ki 'i love daru more than Esha'...bas baat khatm..." "isme kaun si badi baat hai,le abhi bol deta hoon..."Arun par haste hue maine bolna shuru kiya"i love daru more than......"
"more than..."jab main bolte-bolte chup ho gaya to Arun ne ek baar phhir se apni taang adayi... "more than...more than..."
"rahne de beta, bol chuka tu..."ek jor ka ghusa mere peeth me markar Arun ne kaha"tune dil tod diya mera aaj.sale mera name le sakta hai lekin uska name nahi le sakta...bas beta ,dekh li teri ye dosti...tujhe pata nahi ki tune mujhe aaj kitna dukhi kiya hai....dil kar raha hai ki yaha se neech kudkar apni jaan de doon,lekin phhir jo daru ka ek bumpher tere bag me rakha hai,use kaun piyega...ye sochkar nahi kud raha...baki dil to ekdum chhalli-chhalli ho gaya aaj..."
"oye nautanki, chup ho  aur tu kya sochta hai ki main Esha ko daru se jyada pyar karta hoon...bilkul nahi, le abhi bole deta hoon,wo line jo tu sunna chahta hai..."kahte hue maine ek baar phhir se try kiya...lekin juban Esha ka name leti ,usase pahle hee atak gayi....meri favorite line ko Esha ka name lekar pura karne ke liye mera muh jaroor khulta lekin shabd nahi nikal rahe the......
"i love daru more tha E...More than Eeeeeeee......"barahawi baar koshish karte hue main bola lekin pichhali egraya baar ki tarah is baar bhi juban dhokha de gayi....
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"gand mara tu Arun..."frustation me main cheekha aur tej kadmo ke sath thoda aage badh gaya....
Pata nahi meri jubaan kyun ladkhada rahi thi...jabki main aisa kabil launda tha ,jise gale tak daru pilakar yadi hazar logo ke samne bhasad dene ke liye stage par khada kar diya jaye tab bhi ek shabd idhar se udhar na ho....
"o  us billi se to main 100 % pyar karta hoon...."
College ke char salo me teesare saal mujhe ye maloom chala ki Esha se main sach me pyar karta hoon . "pata nahi sala dosti kab hogi, main use propose kab karunga aur kab wo meri girl friend banegi....jis speed ke sath main hoon ,uske hisab se to sala ye janam aur iske aage wala janam bhi kam pad jayega... "
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Camp me aane ke baad ye decide hua ki main aur Sulabh un teeno ke camp me jayenge aur dinner chhod kar aayenge....
"tu ja raha hai to ja,lekin meri ek baat apne gand me gath bandh ke rakh liyo ki bhoole se bhi un laundiyo ko sorry bola to alta-palta ke chodunga...."dhamki ke roop me Saurabh ne apni shart rakhi... "abey, meri shakal dekhkar tujhe kya lagta hai ki main use sorry bolunga...us Divya ki to shakal tak nahi dekhunga..."
"yahi jajba banaye rakhiyo beta ,bahut door tak jayega...itna door ki telescope se bhi tu nahi dikhega...ab mere pair chhukar aashirwad le aur chalta ban us 'R. Divya'ke camp ki taraf..."
"ye 'R. Divya' ka kya matlab"khane ke packet apne hath me pakadte hue Sulabh ne puchha... "wo main tujhe raste me samjha dunga,ab chal idhar se..."
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Apne camp se nikal kar main aur Sulabh , 'R.Divya ' ke camp ki taraf badhe aur is samay mere dimag me jo chal raha tha ,wo ye ki...un teeno ka muh kitna inch fatega ,jab wo log mujhe aur Sulabh ko apne camp ke andar dekhegi....
"kahi koyi heart attack se na mar jaye...."chalte waqt main badbadaya... "kaun mar raha hai Arman..."
"tu chup-chap chal na aage...ye baar-baar ungali karna jaroori hai kya...."
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Humare college ke lagbhag aadhe student aa chuke the jiska pata maine aadhe se adhik camp me se aati hui roshani se lagaya....'R.Divya' ke camp se bhi roshani aa rahi thi...unke camp se kuchh doori par jab main aur sulabh pahuche to main rook gaya...
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"kya hua Arman..."
"kuchh nahi..bas soch raha hoon ki wapas chalte hai..." "kyun..."
"abey pahli baat to ye ki hume aisa karte dekh jo ki hum dono abhi karne ja rahe hai...un teeno ko dil ka daura padega aur mujhe dar hai ki kahi koyi ludhak na jaye...."
"aur dusari baat kya hai..."
"dusari baat ye ki hum dono ki...sorry hum dono ki nahi, sirf meri...meri bejjati bhi hogi...."
"aur teesari baat..."hatho me khane ka packet liye Sulabh mujhe itne dhyan se sun raha tha ki uski pakad khane ke packets par kamjor ho gayi aur ek ke baad ek do-teen packet ,zameen par dhamake ke sath giri.....
"teesari baat ye ki, tu maha-bakchod hai aur Megha ke sapne dekhna chhod de...chutiya sala,Pandey ji ki mehnat ko bekar kar diya..."Sulabh ko khari-khoti sunate hue main bola"ab mera muh kya dekh raha hai,utha ke dekh ki kuchh salamat bhi hai ya sab khatm ho gaya..."
"bose dk chilla mat,warna yahi marunga...kasam ganga maiya ki " "majak kar raha tha pagle,tu to har baat dil pe le leta  "
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Haste-khelte,ladte-jhagadte...main aur Sulabh aakhir 'R.Divya' ke camp ke samne pahuch hee gaye ,lekin ab sawal ye tha ki hum dono me se andar kaun jaye....kyunki Sulabh ki fat rahi thi aur main pahle andar nahi jana chahta tha aur dusare shabdo me kahe to meri bhi fat rahi thi...kyunki in ladkiyo ka kya bharosha,sali 'help-help' chillakar hume kahi fansa na de...
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"tu sale bahut sher-dil banta hai...tu hee ja pahle..."
"mujhe dekhkar wo Maa di ladli Divya sanak jayegi...aur lamba chauda bakheda kar degi..." "ek kaam karte hai ,dono sath chalte hai andar..."
"ye sahi rahega..."
Maine , Sulabh ka hath aise pakda jaise saat phhere lene ja raha hoon aur camp ki taraf badhte hue puchha...
"guess kar sakta hai kya ki wo teeno kya kar rahi hogi ,is waqt..." "pakka muth mar rahi hogi..."

"kya aadmi hai be, itna kharab to main bhi nahi bolta....ek se badhkar ek hai yaha...ek baat bata,tu sach me Megha ko pyar karta hai ya aise hee Arun ki tarah doodh-gand dabane ke liye Megha ka chakkar kat raha hai..."

"left side wala pyar hai be aur mujhpar ungali uthane se pahle khud ko dekh, teesara saal chal raha hai


ekin itna dam nahi ki in teen saal me use jakar teen shabd bol sake...aur mujhpar ungali uthane se pahle khud se puchh ki kya tu Esha se left side wala pyar karta hai ya nahi..."
"apna to 100 % pure hai,aaj confirm bhi ho gaya aur ab chal..."
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Maine sar neeche karke camp ke andar pahle apna sar ghusaya aur agal bagal dekha....waha siway Esha ke aur koyi nahi tha aur Esha bhi dusari taraf apna face kiye hue baithi thi....
"abey ,Arman...teri billi kahi koyi jadu-tona to nahi karti ,kyunki jis position me wo apne baal khule karke baithi hai ,usase apun ko chudailo ki yaad aa rahi hai..."
"Bakchod ,wo video game khel rahi  ,tu sale ladkiyo ki ijjat karna kab sikhega "khusfusate hue maine Sulabh se kaha aur Esha ko aawaz di lekin Esha pahle ke tarah hee isbar bhi baithi rahi....
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"Arman,main kya bolta hoon ki ab hume chalna chahiye...meri fat rahi hai...kahi kisi ne aise karte hue dekh liya to...bhari lafda ho jayega...."
"dar mat...is samay Esha ka baap bhi aa jaye to mujhe kuchh nahi bolega...mere paas back up plan hai..." "thik hai to tu yahi ruk main chala...waise bhi Megha yaha nahi hai..."
"Ruk be, warna tere baap ko call karke bata dunga ki tu unke mana karne ke bawjood idhar camping me aaya hai..."
Sulabh ko rok kar maine ek aur baar Esha ko dheere se aawaz diya lekin waha baj rahe sangit ki dhwani me mere muh se nikli dhwani ghul-mil gayi aur Esha par koyi prabhav nahi pada.... "Esha....billi..palat"thoda tej aawaz me maine kaha aur jaise hee Esha peechhe palti,Sulabh apna hath mere hath se chhudakar waha se ulte pair bhag gaya....sala darpok .
"Arman......."Mujhe dekhte hee Esha chauki aur turant hee uthkar mere paas aayi..."kya chahiye tumhe..."
"ek chummi..."maine socha ki aisa bol du,lekin phhir nahi bola aur apna sar na me hila diya..... "kuchh kahna hai.... "Esha ne dobara sawal kiya.
Maine haan me apna sar hilaya aur socha ki ye bol du'i love you more than daru...' lekin phhir himmat nahi hui....
"sorry bolne aaye hoge, i know..."
"i know, you know, don't know,who know...bahut confusion hai..."main bola"wo tum log neeche nahi gaye the khana khane...to mujhe fikra hone lagi ki kahi tum logo ka bhookh ke mare pet na kharab ho jaye,isliye tum teeno ke liye khana pack karwa ke laya hoon...lekin Sulabh ki meharbani se sare khane ka satyanash ho gaya..."
"kyaaaaaaaaa......."bolte hue Esha zameen me girte-girte bachi.
Shuru me socha ki mast kudkar Esha ko lapak loon lekin tabhi mere dimag ne kaha ki'na beta na...lafda ho sakta hai' aur maine phhir waisa kuchh bhi nahi kiya....
"mujhe to pahle se hee andaja tha ki iska kuchh yahi haal hoga....abhi isko heart attack bhi aayega  "


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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"mujhe yakin nahi ho raha ki tum humare liye khana laye ho, thanks...lekin Divya aur Megha bhi chori- chori neeche gayi hai...."
"us R.Divya me itna talent aur himmat kaha se aa " "R.Divya ka matlab..."
"R.Divya ka matlab.....hmm...Respected Divya "Sulabh ke hahakar se jo khane ke packet bach gaye the unhe Esha ko pakdate hue maine man me socha"Chal ab i love you bol aur kiss kar  "
"mujhe samajh nahi raha ki main tumse dinner loon ya rahne doon..."hatho ki taraf dekhte hue Esha boli....
"jyada mat soch...dimag par asar padta hai, bindas hokar khane ka phhir so jane ka bole to KPS " "KPS means Krishna public college..."
"ye le  are humari dictionary me to IIT ka full form bhi ' Indian Institute of Technology' nahi hota to phhir KPS ka full form krishna Public college kaise hoga...KPS ka matlab hai khao,piyo aur so jao..." "ok..then KPS to you..."bolkar Esha aise khush hui jaise kitna bhari dialogue mar diya ho...
"to main chalta hoon..."(i love you )
"haan jao..."palat kar jate hue Esha boli, lekin kuchh door aage jane ke baad pata nahi usko kya hua ,jo wo ekdum se palti...uske tevar dekhkar main hairan pareshan ho gaya....
"apna khana apne sath le jao...mujhe koyi jaroorat nahi..."wahi se khane ki packets meri taraf fek kar Esha boli"aur dobara mujhse baat karne ki koshish mat karna yaha tak ki mere karib bhi mat bhatakna,..."
"teri maa ki  isko kya hua...abhi to achchhe se baat kar rahi thi..."hazar volts current ke jhatke khate hue meri aankhe fat ki fati rah gayi thi aur muh kayi inch tak khul gaya tha....Esha ka aisa roop maine ab se pahle kabhi nahi dekha tha, use gusse me dekha tha lekin aisa kali maa wala roop pahli baar dekh raha tha.....dil aur dimag me kayi sawal liye maine usase puchha...
"kya hua..."
"apna ye ahsaan jo zameen par pada hai use uthao aur yaha se dafa ho jao..."
"are lekin ye to bata hua kya....tujhme ye zero to infinite wala parivartan kaise aur kyun aa


gaya..."bhadak main bhi sakta tha lekin Esha ka lihaaj karte hue khud par control karke rakha hua tha.... "ek baar me sunayi nahi deta kya...maine kaha na dafa ho jao yaha se..."
"dekh billi, mera body temerature mat badha...nahi to..."
"nahi to kya...tumne Gautam ke sath jo kya uske baad tum iski ummid rakhte ho ki main tumse sahi dhang se baat karungi...kuchh der pahle to main ek pal ke liye jaise sab kuchh bhool hee gayi thi,warna camp ke andar ghusne nahi deti.ab ye apna sada sa khana uthao aur chalte bano..."
"control kar be...gali mat dena isko..."jab tak main Esha ke camp me tha tab tak main har pal khud se yahi kahta raha aur ispar kamyab bhi hua....Esha ko yun mujh par bhadakta dekh mera dil kar raha tha ki apna collar upar karu, goggle aankh me chadha kar Esha par apni galiyo ki puri dictionary khali kar doon....
Lekin dikkat ye thi ki mera shirt without collar tha ,Goggle to ek din pahle hee kho chuka tha aur Esha ka chehra dekhkar meri galiyo ki dictionary khul hee nahi rahi thi....maine zameen par pade hue khane ke packet uthaye aur waha se jate hue Esha se bola...
"meri nahi to kam se kam is khane ki to ijjat ki hoti...khair koyi baat nahi, KPS"
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Esha ke camp se nikal kar main apne camp ki taraf badha...mujhe samajh nahi aa raha tha ki Esha mujhpar achanak itna bhadak kyun gayi ? Kyunki yadi use mujhpar bhadakna hee tha to shuru se hee bhadakti...shuru me pyar-mohabbat dikha kar baad me gali dena ye kaha ka vyavhar hai...in ladkiyo ko kabhi hum garib ladko ke Armano ki kadra hee nahi hoti.shuru me uske haav-bhav se aisa lag raha tha ki abhi mujhe ' i love you' bol degi...lekin sari ummido ko jala kar rakh kar diya
"to beta aur bhago uske peechhe,apun to college ke pahle din se hee usase door rahne ko bola tha lekin nahi...tumhare hee pichhwade me ungali ho rahi thi ab bhugto..."apni camp ki taraf jate hue main khud se lad raha tha....kabhi main ek pahlu se Esha ki burayi karta to kabhi dusare pahlu se uska bachav karta....
"are beta...dar mat,mard ban....ye Megha,Vibha..jaisi laundiya to baye hath ka khel hai...yadi damdari dikhani hai to Esha jaisi kisi khubsurat item ko set karne ka....warna zindagi bhar mutth marne ka...."
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"dhat teri ki..."apna sar pakad kar main jaha tha wahi khada ho gaya aur khud se bola" i love daru more than Esha...nahi...i love Esha more than daru....nope, i love Daru more than Esha...chup ho ja bose dk ,i love Esha more than daru...tujhe tere lund ki kasam ...i love daru more than....................."

"tumhari maa ki "main cheekha ,chillaya aur jab khud se jujhate hue dhyan diya to paya ki main pahadi ke ekdum kinare me khada hoon.jaha se do-char kadam yadi main aur aage badhata to seedhe bhagwan se face to face milta....
"BC, mujhe nahi lagta ki aise me main jyada din tak zinda rahunga...is Esha ka kuchh to karna padega..."badbadate hue main turant waha se peechhe kuda...
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Apne camp ki taraf badhte hue Maine ghadi me time dekha ,raat ke 11 baj rahe the....mere dil aur dimag ke world war ke baad main ab ek-do peg markar shanti se sona chahta tha....lekin jab camp ke andar pahucha to warden waha pahle se maujood tha...
"MC sala..."warden ko camp ke andar dekh maine dil hee dil me kaha....
"kaha gaye the Sir..."gadhe ke gand jaisa muh banate hue warden ne puchha... "peshab karne gaya tha..."
Warden ne mujhe apne bagal me baithaya aur 'beta-beta' bolkar bahut sari naseehat di aur waha se chala gaya......jab warden waha se khiska to maine socha ki ab chup-chap do peg markar so jata hoon


lekin mere khas dost Arun ke gand me illi thi....
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"tune aaj mera bahut dil dukhaya hai..."jab main apni aankhe band karke let gaya to mujhe hilate hue Arun ne kaha...
"ek kaam kar...tu gand mara aur dobara mujhe touch kiya to gand fad dalunga..." "tu ek baar bol de ki ' i love daru more than Esha'...bas baat khatm..."
"nahi bolunga...jo ukhad sakta hai ukhad le..."
"tere paas hai hee kya ukhadne ko...tu bol de aaj ,warna sone nahi dunga..."
"beta jitna bada tu nahi hai,usase bada to mera lund hai...aur ek baat bata, tu sale kahi Gay to nahi hai..."
"Arun chahe gay ho ya lesbian, pahle tu ye bata ki tujhe Esha jyada pyari hai ya hum log..."abki baar Saurabh ke pichhwade me illi hui aur wo bhi uthkar baith gaya....
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iske baad to ek-ek karke sabke pichhwade me mano kisi ne lamba danda ghused diya , sale sab mujhe dhikkar rahe the yaha tak ki Rajshri Pandey bhi...
"Arman bhai...maine jo aaj aapke liye kiya wo saat janam me yadi Esha ne kabhi kar diya to maa kasam main Rajshri khana band kar dunga...."
"Arman ,pahle friend baad me girl firend..."Sulabh bhi naseehat dete hue bola...
"abey tum sabne bhang chadha rakhi hai kya,jo itni raat ko aisi behuda bakwas kar rahe ho...so jao.."bolte hue maine phhir chadar tani ,lekin Arun ne chadar chheenkar door zameen par fek diya... "beta ,bol de ki ' i love daru more than Esha' warna...tujhe camp se bahar nikal denge...sale wo laundiya humse badi hai kya...."
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Jab sab dost aapke khilaf ho jaye to badi aafat hoti hai yar ! Na chahte hue bhi wo karna padta hai...jo karne me ratti bhar bhi interest nahi hota....main, zameen par door padi apni chadar ko kuchh der tak dekhta raha aur phhir use uthakar Arun ki taraf dekhkar bola...

"sale,wo kaha surajmukhi aur tu kaha jwalamukhi...zameen-aasman ka antar hai tum dono me...main dusare camp me so jaunga lekin wo nahi bolunga...jo tum log mujhse bulwana chahte ho....good night  "


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Main apni chadar samet kar bahar ja hee raha tha ki Arun ne aawaz dekar wapas bula liya.... "rahne de, tu bhi kya yaad rakhega ki kis ladke se pala pada tha..."
"Main janta tha ki tu mujhe jane nahi dega...."
Wapas let kar maine chadar tani aur din bhar ki thakan ke karan mujhe neend jaldi aa gayi. main subah 8 baje tak apni thakan mitata raha aur hamesha ki tarah aaj bhi main sabse pahle utha.....
10 baje tak sare students kal ki tarah usi jagah jama hue,jaha kal hue the...aur humara warden kal ki tarah aaj bhi shaktiman style me apne dono hath apni kamar me rakhkar instruction de raha tha.....usne ek baar phhir sabse kaha ki, koyi bhi pull ke us paar nahi jayega aur na hee koyi dusare college walo se koyi vivad khada karega.....ek aur baat jo warden ne hume batayi wo ye ki aaj raat ko khana jaldi ho jayega ,jiske baad Engineer vs. Doctor ka debate hoga....
"jo-jo log participate karna chahte hai ,wo mam ke paas apna name de de..."Girls hostel ki warden ki taraf ishara karte hue usne kaha....
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"Arman, ja tu bhi apna name de de..."Mere peechhe khade Arun ne mujhe ek laat marte hue kaha... "lawde, pant kahe ganda kar raha hai aur ye sab chutiyapa mere liye nahi hai...."
"bol na fat gayi...bahane kyun marta hai..." "meri kisliye fategi be..."
"teri isliye fategi kyunki sabke samne jakar bolne ka guts tere me nahi hai...tu bas hum log ke samne lambi-lambi chhod sakta hai..."
"abey jab 5000 logo ke samne ,jaha Media wale bhi the....unke samne mujhse kaha gaya tha ki main humare desh ke missile man se kuchh sawal karu...us waqt jaha har second me media wale saikado photo kheench rahe the...
us waqt jab news channels ke saikado camera laplapa rahe the...
Us samay jab main National Law Institute,Bhopal me apne college ko represent kar raha tha....
tab mere hath me mic diya gaya aur mujhse kaha gaya ki main Dr.Avul Pakir Jainulabdeen Abdul Kalam se koyi sawal puchhu....
jab us waqt meri jubaan nahi ladkhadayi to ab in tuchchh praniyo ke samne main hichkichaunga....ye teri galatfahmi hai balak "Arun se maine kaha....
Mujhe bolne se pahle hee maloom chal gaya tha ki mere bolne ke baad Arun mujhpar hasega aur ispar


yakin nahi karega....lekin sale ne yakin kar liya
"kha maa kasam ki tu sach me apne Abdul Kalam se face to face baat kiya hai..." "kiya hai to kiya hai...ab isme maa kasam khane ki kya jaroorat hai be..."
"kya sawal kiya tha tune...."
"baad me bataunga...."bolte hue main samne muda, jaha humara warden bade se patthar me khade hokar aaj raat hone wale debate ki kuchh jankari de raha tha....
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jo students Engineer vs. Doctor ke khel me interested the unhone apna name de diya aur phhir sabhi pahadi se neeche utar kar left side jane lage...kal ki tarah aaj bhi warden ne suddh hindi me nirdesh diye the ki pull ki taraf koyi nahi jayega aur sham ko 4 baje tak...sab wapas laut aayenge.....
Kal MBBS college ke ladko ki vajah se hum log fishing ke baad rappelling me nahi ja paye the,jabki maja to usi me aata tha.isliye humari toli ne decide kiya ki aaj pahle rappelling me jayenge aur phhir warden
 
ke instruction ki dhajjiya udakar pull ke paar jayenge.....
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Rappelling karke jab hum log upar se neeche utre to humare shirt ke collar apne aap khade ho gaye the...seena garv ke karan 3-4 inch apne aap chauda ho gaya tha...
"shuru me meri neeche utarne me gand fat rahi thi lekin ab bahut aasan lag raha hai...ab to main aankh band karke pahad ke upari hisse se neeche zameen par aa jaun..."raubdar aawaz ke sath Saurabh ne apni badayi ki....
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"ab kidhar chalne ka plan hai...Arman bhai..."Rappelling wali jagah se jab hum log bahut aage aa gaye to pandey ji ne puchha...jabki jawab wo pahle se janta tha....
"nadiya ke paar..."
"warden ne dekh liya to..."Pandey ji ne apni shanka jahir ki..
"ek kaam kar tu mat ja...har baar nek kaam karne se pahle us manhoos ka naam lena jaroori hai kya..." "main to bas aise hee puchh raha tha ,Arman bhai...naraj kyun hote ho  "
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Humare sath-sath warden khud bhi shayad yah janta tha ki hum log uske mana karne ke bawjood aaj bhi pull ke us paar jayenge,isiliye usne aaj subah hum me se kisi ko nahi toka tha...hum log Pull par chadhe to Sulabh ne pull me idhar-udhar baithkar ras-leela kar rahe premi jodo ko pareshan karne ki farmaish ki...lekin Sulabh ke siwa hum me se kisi aur ka aisa karne ka bilkul bhi man nahi tha,isliye humne premi jodo ko pareshan karne ka ye plan drop kiya aur seedhe pull ke uspar pahuche....
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"coffee house bhi nahi ja sakte,warna yadi wo waiter hume pahchan gaya to lafda kar dega...."Pull ke dusari taraf pahuchkar maine kaha...
"kyun...Angelina ne bill to bhara hee hoga na kal..."
"bill bhale hee Angelina ne bhar diya ho..lekin bina bill pay kiye hum log waha se bhage the ye mat bhool aur mera sixth sense kahta hai ki humare waha jane se koyi locha ho sakta hai...."
is tarah humne coffee house ke andar jane ka bhi plan drop kiya aur idhar udhar najar mari to ek chhoti si dukan dikhi...jo coffee house se thodi door me thi.
"sabko ek-ek chay pilana bhaiya..."order dekar jab hum log andar ghusne lage to dang rah gaye...kyunki waha andar Kallu,Kanghi chor...samose ki plate hath me pakad kar sarpat khaye ja raha tha,.....
"ye bhi bhagta hai...yakin nahi hota..."bolte hue Arun Kallu ke bagal me baitha aur jor se us kanghichor ki


peeth thapthapayi...jisase uske hath se samose ka plate seedhe zameen me aa gira....
"sale, ab iske paise kya tera baap dega...."Kallu bhaiya ke hath se jab unke samose ka plate chhut kar zameen par gir gaya to wo ekdum se Arun ke upar bhadak utha, bina iski parvah kiye ki uski pelayi bhi ho sakti hai....
"sorry.."Arun bola...
tab tak hum sabke hath me chay ka cup bhi aa chuka tha .chay bahut garam thi isliye Arun ne chay ka cup side me rakha taki thodi thandi hone ke baad pee sake....is beech Us kallu ,kanghi chor ko pata nahi kya hua ,jo usne Arun ka cup uthaya aur puri chay zameen me gira kar cup wapas pahle wali jagah par rakhte hue bola"sorry...."
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Us kallu ,kanghi chor ki ye harkat dekhkar hum sabka dil, muh ko aa gaya...aankhe jaise yakin hee nahi kar pa rahi thi ki kuchh der pahle jo scene unhone dekha wo sach tha ya phhir ek bhram tha...us kallu kanghi chor ,par gussa to hum sabhi ko aaya tha,lekin hum sab chahte the ki iski shuruat Arun kare..... "Teri maa ki..."bolte hue Arun ne aav na dekh taav, aur seedha apna hath Kallu ke kan par chhod diya.... "tum log group me ho isliye mujhe mar rahe ho..."nam aawaz ke sath Kallu ne kaha....
"sale ,Kalicharan...teri gand me itni himmat ki tu mujhse ladega...MC ,aukat me raha kar,warna sari hekadi do minute me nikal dunga...BC hostel me kuchh bolte nahi hai to sochta hai ki tujhse darte hai...dobara yadi kabhi aisa kiya to jaha chhed dikhega wahi lund dalunga aur aankh ,kan,naak,muh
,gand sab kuchh fad dalunga...BC,chutiya sala..."
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Is ghatna ke baad humare Kalicharan sahab ek pal bhi waha nahi ruke aur bina paise diye hee waha se chal diye....dukan wale ne kallu ko aawaz bhi lagayi,lekin wo nahi ruka....us thele wale se maine aas-paas kahi daru ki dukan hai ya nahi...ye puchha, jiske jawab me mujhe maloom chala ki yaha se kuchh doori par ek bar hai...
"ek bar,is jungle me...."
"bar matlab wahi na jaha sharab bahut mahngi milti hai aur bade-bade gharano ki ladkiya chhote-chhote kapde pahan kar apni ijjat daan karti hai...."
"haan...usi ko bar kahte hai..."uski baat ka matlab samajhkar maine kaha"yaha aas-paas koyi chhoti-moti daru ki dukan nahi hai kya..."
"idhar to kuchh bhi nahi hai ,bas wahi ek bar hai..." "kitna door hoga yaha se..."
"yadi paidal chale to yahi koyi 15-20 minute lagenge...lekin andar nahi ja paoge bhau..." "andar kyun nahi ja paunga...."
"kyunki udhar jane ke vaste ladki sath me hona mangta aur andar jane ke liye paisa bhi bahut lagta hai...."
"wo sab humari pareshani hai ,aap ye batao ki jana kis direction me hai..."
Us thele wale ne hume bar jane ka rasta bataya,jiske baad hum log wapas apne camp ki taraf badh gaye...
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"abhi se camp jakar kya karenge ,Arman bhai...abhi to sirf 1 baje hai aur warden ne 4 baje tak aane ko kaha hai, yahi ki apne paas abhi full 3 ghante hai...."Pull par chalte hue Rajshri Pandey bola....
"camp kaun ja raha hai,hum log to wapas left side jakar ,MBBS college ki ladkiyo ko tadenge...sali kya maal dikhti hai ,figure to puchho mat...dekhte hee lund khada ho jata hai..."
"Arman ,tune bataya nahi ki Abdul kalam se tune kya baat ki thi..."turant topic change karke Arun ne


puchha...lekin main Arun se kuchh kahta usase pahle hee Saurabh bol utha ki main fake raha hoon aur bakiyo ne bhi uska sath diya....

"abey yadi yakin nahi aata to jakar khud Kalam ji se puchh  ya phhir Google me search mar le ki Kalam ji kabhi NLU(National Law Institute),Bhopal aaye the ya nahi...aur jab yakin ho jaye ki wo waha aaye the to phhir mere college jana aur mere Principal se puchhna...."

"chal be,hume sirf itna hee kaam bacha hai kya  jo tere college jaye..."
"phhir ek kaam karo...tum sab gand marao...sale khud ki jitni aukat hai utni meri bhi samajhte ho..." "o ...Arman udhar dekh..."phhir se topic change karte hue Arun bola"tera goggle ,wo MBBS wali item pahan kar ghoom rahi hai,lekin tera goggle uske paas kaise aaya...sali chotti..."

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Chapter-42: The Platinum bar.
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"kya bola tu...."
"abey yahi ki tera goggle Shayad Angelina ne pahan rakha hai...wo dekh side me machhali mar rahi hai..bole to she fishing karing..."
Meri rooh mere goggle me basti hai aur jab meri rooh ka pata chal gaya to maine turant Angelina ki taraf najar daudaya....door se to mujhe bhi lag raha tha ki ye mera hee goggle hai lekin ek baar confirm karna to banta hee hai,kyunki bina matlab Silva darling ko chhedna matlab apni pant utarwana tha....isliye maine bakiyo ko jaha khade the wahi rukne ke liye kaha aur Angelia ki taraf dheere-dheere badhne laga,is dauran meri dono aankhe Angelina ke aankho me chadhe chashme par thi....jaise-jaise main Angelina ke karib aata gaya ,mujhe Arun ki kahi gayi baat sach hoti maloom padi aur jab maine confirm kar liya ki ye goggle mera hee hai to maine sabse pahle apne sar me ungaliya phhira kar apna baal thik kiya aur face ko roomal se ek baar saaf karke Angelina ke aur karib jane laga.....
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"Aur machhali-mar, kya haal chal hai....coffee house ka bill dimag se nikla ya abhi tak bheje me hai..."Angelina ko pahli hee line se chhedte hue maine kaha....kyunki hum dono ke beech 36 ka aakada pahli mulaqat se hee chal raha tha isliye 'hi..hello' jaisi normal baatein to hum dono ke beech ho hee nahi sakti thi....
"bahut rahis gharane se hoon main, isliye ye 5-10 hazar mere liye koyi badi baat nahi..."fishing rod ek taraf sarkate hue Angelina khadi hui aur uski dono saheliya,Chinki aur Pinki...jo udhar hee tahal rahi thi...mujhe waha Angelina ke paas dekhkar humare taraf hee aane lagi.....
"yadi itni hee rahis ho to phhir aisi kya jaroorat aan padi jo tumne mera goggle churaya...." "hosh me to ho..."apni aawaz jara unchi karke usne goggle apni aankho se utara aur phhir mujhe ghoorte hue boli" chor nahi hoon main,samjhe..."
"dekho Silva ji, ye goggle tumhara nahi hai iske teen proof main deta hoon...first proof ye hai ki ye goggle ladkiyo wala nahi balki ladko wala hai...second proof ye ki tum isme bilkul bhi...bilkul bhi achchhi nahi dikh rahi aur third and most important proof ye hai ki is goggle ke frame me peechhe ki taraf 'A' word design kiya hua hai,jo maine khud whitener se kiya hai...jiska matlab hai 'Arman' jo ki mera name hai...."vijayi muskan dete hue main aage bola"maine ye sabit kar diya ki ye goggle tumhara nahi hai aur sath me ye bhi sabit kar diya ki ye goggle mera hai...."

Maine Angelina ke hath se goggle cheena aur wapas palat kar apne dosto ki taraf aane laga...wapas aate samay maine goggle apne dosto ko dikhate hue hawa me aise lahraya ,jaise koyi batsman century marne ke baad apna bat hawa me lahrata hai aur mere dost meri is jeet ka jashn aise banane lage,jaise ki wo us century marne wale batsman ke fan ho.....

"oye hello..."Angelina ne mujhe aawaz mari jiske baad main bade shan se peechhe palta... "kya hua baby, any problem  "
"jara sun to..."
Angelina ne mujhe apni taraf bulaya aur uske haav-bhav dekhar yahi lag raha tha ki wo apne kiye par sharminda hai aur mere 1400 gm ke dimag ka loha maan chuki hai...maine apne dosto se kaha ki ' main thodi der me aata hoon' aur apne goggle ko apni ungaliyo par phhirate hue Angelina ki taraf badha.... "kya hai, jaldi bolo...apun ke paas time nahi hai..."
"tumne ye kaha ki ye goggle ladko wala hai..."


"haan..aisa hee kuchh kaha tha.."
"to ek baat batau ,aaj ki tarikh me ladkiya ,ladko se kahi aage hai...isliye tumhare pahle proof me koyi dam nahi dikhta kyunki ye jaroori nahi ki ladkiya,ladko wale goggle na pahne .tumhara dusara proof ye tha ki main is goggle me achchhi nahi dikh rahi aur generally koyi banda ya bandi wahi goggle leta hai/leti hai jo uspar suit karta hai...lekin ye bhi to ho sakta hai tumhari aankhe kharab ho...ya tumhara taste mere taste se bilkul alag ho...isliye tumhare dusare proof me bhi koyi dam nahi hai...aur tumne,apne teesare proof me ye kaha ki is goggle ke frame me 'A' letter design kiya gaya hain..jiska matlab 'Arman' hai...lekin ab yadi main ye kahu ki is 'A' letter ka matlab Arman nahi balki 'Angelina' hai...tab tum kya kahoge...."bolte hue Angelia ne mere hath se Goggle thik usi tarah chheen liya,jaise kuchh der pahle maine uske hath se chheena tha.....
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Angelina se pahli mulaqat me hee main bhanp gaya tha ki is laundiya me wo guts hai,jiske balbute ye mujhe pachhad sakti hai...lekin is samay Angelina jis tarah se mere tark ko be-tark kar rahi thi...wo mujhe raas nahi aaya .dil to kiya ki ispar maanhani ka case thok du
pahle padav ki ladayi me charo khane chit hone ke baad maine dusara padav shuru kiya aur Angelina ka formula usi par ulta ajmana chaha.....
"is goggle ke frame me design kiye gaye 'A' ka matlab Angelia ho sakta hai...lekin yaha par iska matlab 'The Great Arman ' hai...kyunki ye writing meri hai.maine khud whitener se ise goggle ke frame me banaya tha..."
"yadi main kahu ki is frame par 'A' letter maine banaya tha whitener se tab tum kya kahoge..."apne hontho par ek muskan late hue Angelia boli aur uski ye muskan mujhe andar se jalane lagi....
"yadi aisa hai to phhir, jaisa 'A' maine frame par banaya hai,waisa hee 'A' ek baar me bana kar dikha...  "
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Angelina se maine aisa karne ke liye isliye kaha kyunki wo 'A' letter jo maine frame me design kiya tha
,wo maine alag hee cursive style me banaya tha aur abhi tak koyi bhi use ek baar me me exact nahi bana paya tha.
"lao pen do,abhi bana kar dikhati hoon..."
"main yaha kya koyi class attend karne aaya hoon,jo pen lekar "        "ye tumhari problem hai na ki meri..."
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"ye le beta,phhir fansa diya is fuljhadi "khud se kahte hue maine socha...bahut socha,tab jakar mujhe ek idea aaya aur maine turant Angelina se kaha ki wo neeche ret me 'A' banakar dikhaye...
Mere is idea se Angelina thodi der tak khamosh rahi aur main apni sunishit ho chuki jeet par itrane laga...Angelina ne kuchh der tak frame ko dekha aur phhire neeche baithkar ek hee baar me same to same waisa hee 'A' bana diya jaisa ki maine goggle ke frame me banaya tha.....
"iski to...gaya beta 2000 ka goggle hath se..."Angelina ke dwara banaye gaye 'A' ko dekhte hue main badbadaya....ab main puri tarah past tha.
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Ek taraf Angelina mujhpar chadh rahi thi to wahi dusari taraf mere dost mujhe kayi baar aawaz de chuke the aur ye tay tha ki yadi ab main is khel ko khatm karke wapas nahi lauta to wo sab yaha aa jayenge aur mujhe harta hua dekhenge...jo ki main bilkul bhi nahi chahta tha....dusari taraf mera goggle-prem bhi mujhe maidan chhodne ki anumati nahi de raha tha......


"yadi Arun aur baki sab yaha aa gaye to khamkha ijjat ki watt lag jayegi...ek kaam karta hoon ,abhi isko baksh deta hoon...baad me dekh lunga full planning ke sath...lekin ending jordar karni hogi...bole to jung ka maidan bhi aise style se chhodkar bhagna hai jisase samne wala ahsaanmand rahe...."maine socha aur Angelina ki taraf do kadam aur badha kar bola...
"ladkiya chahe kitna bhi badh jaye, wo hamesha ladko ke peechhe hee rahegi..." "ye galatfahmi bhi bahut jald door kar dungi..."
"yadi aisa hee hai to chalo phhir ek muqabala ho jaye...tum mujhe apni puri taqat ke sath ek mukka maro aur phhir main tumhe marunga...phhir dekhte hai ki kisme kitna dam hai  "
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Mujhe abki baar pura yakin tha ki Angelina abki baar haar jayegi lekin sali ne iska bhi tod nikal liya...wo boli....
"mujhe manjoor hai..lekin tum apne main point par hath mat rakhna..."
"tu hai kaun re..."apne main point par hath rakhte hue main bola..."abhi mere dost bula rahe hai isliye ja raha hoon lekin baad me milunga jaroor..."
"hume apni haar swikar karni chahiye aur ye maan lena chahiye ki samne wala humse behtar tha....ye tumne hee kaha tha na, phhir aaj apni haar manne ki bajay ye bahane kyun bana rahe ho..."
"bina hare,haar manna tum jaiso ka kaam hoga aur mujhe abhi isliye jana pad raha hai kyunki tumhare MBBS college ke ladko ko kal ki tarah aaj bhi batti deni hai,fale bahut hawa me udd rahe hai....aaj to khoon ki nadiya baha dunga...good bye, baad me milta hoon,phhir teri bhi lunga..."
Itna bolne ke baad main waha ek pal ke liye bhi nahi ruka...kyunki mujhe maloom tha ki Angelina phhir kisi na kisi tarah meri baat ka tod khoj hee leti, isliye maine waha se khisakna hee behtar
samjha..
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"kya hua be Arman...tune usase goggle kyun nahi liya..."jab main apne dosto ke paas aaya to unhone puchha...
"ab kya batau yar...wo mujhse sorry bol rahi thi aur boli ki aaj ke liye main use goggle de du,kal subah wo wapas kar degi....ab tum log to jante hee ho ki mera dil kitna bada hai...de diya sali ko...."
"this the launda's real power...good"Arun bola"Cigarette ka ek packet meri taraf se...."
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Sham dhali aur raat bhi charo taraf fail gayi...hum sabne khana bhi kha liya aur apne-apne camp me wapas bhi aa gaye...ab sab aaram karne ke mood me the lekin mera man mere goggle par atka hua tha kyunki jab main kisi ke samne koyi vajandar dialogues marta tha to mere goggle usme ek aham role nibhate the ,isliye mujhe kaise bhi karke Angelina se apna goggle wapas lena tha...jo mujhe badi aasani se wo nahi dene wali thi...mere paas ek aur rasta tha jiske jariye main apna goggle ,Angelina se wapas le sakta tha...lekin ab main Angelina ko harakar usase apna goggle lena chahta tha kyunki baat ab meri ijjat par aa gayi thi.....
"sab bahar aao..debate shuru hone wala hai..."ek ladka humare camp ke bahar se bola aur chalta bana....
"inki *** ki chut...nahi dekhna mujhe koyi debate-vibate...sale chutiya,MC"Saurabh bola...
"ye pakka apne warden ka idea hoga...usi ki gand me illi thi ki Engineer vs. Doctor khele...sala aise hee chutiya hai jo do paksho me ladayi karwate hai...main to bolta hoon ki aise log jaha dikhe wahi inki gand me goli mar deni chahiye..."Arun bhi Saurabh ka paksh lete hue bola...
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"asal me tum dono chutiye ho..."Sulabh ne Arun aur Saurabh ka virodh kiya"tum dono ko nahi jana to mat jao,atleast kisi ko gali to mat do...main to ja raha hoon...bhari maja aayega...Arman tu chalega


kya..."
"lawda jayega mera..."maine kaha..."
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Pahle Sulabh camp se nikla phhir Naveen aur ant me Pandey ji bhi Engineer vs. Doctor ka maja lene bahar chale gaye....unke jane ke baad maine,Arun ne aur Saurabh ne ek-dusare ko dekha aur jor-jor se hasne lage....
"kya solid chodu banaya hai teeno  ab chalo bhagkar Plantinum bar chalte hai..."maine kaha.....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Ye idea Arun ka hee tha ki Sulabh, Pandey ji aur Naveen ko chhodkar bar chala jaye,,.kyunki sabhi log yadi sath bhagte to warden ko kisi na kisi tarah shaq ho hee jata aur Mujhe bhi pakka yakin tha ki jab bahar debate chalega to warden sabse pahle hume dekhega ki hum log kya kar rahe hai ,aise me humare group ke teen member ka waha hone se warden ye sochata ki baki ke teen bhi yahi-kahi honge....ek aur vajah jo un teeno ko sath na le jane ki thi wo ye ki Sulabh aur Naveen thode sharif kism ke the matlab ki daru ko un dono me se koyi chhuta tak nahi tha isliye un dono ko bar le jaane ka risk faltu me kaun uthaye....Rajshri Pandey ko hum log jaanbuchkar nahi le gaye,jiska karan tha har waqt uske muh me Rajshri ka hona aur bina soche samjhe kisi ko bhi,kuchh bhi bak dena, jisase dikkate paida ho sakti thi...ya phhir saaf-saaf lafzo me kahe to hum teeno, un teeno ko le jana hee nahi chahte the
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"abey Arman ,kahi pakda gaye to..."Chori-chhupe sabse najare churakar hum teeno camp se bhag khade hue aur pull par chadhte hee Arun ki fatne lagi.....
"ye to bhagne se pahle sochana chahiye tha na...khair ab bhi kuchh nahi bigda,tu wapas ja sakta hai..."


"fat nahi rahi ,wo to bas main ye janna chahta tha ki yadi hum pakde gaye to aage ka tune kuchh socha hai ya nahi..."
"bol denge ki susu karne gaye the aur kisi ne andhere me hum par hamla kar diya...." "warden itna bhi bada chodu nahi hai jo humari har baat maan jaye.."
"wapas lautate waqt thoda mitti laga lenge apne kapde aur face par...ab khush..." "idea utna solid nahi hai,par kaam chalau hai...."pull par aage badhte hue Arun bola...
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Humne pull paar kiya aur sadak par aa gaye. Is beech maine us dukan par najar dali ,jiske malik ne mujhe bar ka rasta bataya tha...main ek aur baar Bar ka pata us aadmi se puchhana chahta tha,lekin uski dukan band thi isliye hum teeno bina kahi ruke seedhe Bar ki taraf chal diye....

"kisi ke mobile me tourch nahi hai kya...."andhere me aage badhte hue maine puchha aur jawab na me mila...
"isiliye bolta hoon beta ki Nokia 1200 rakha karo...ab flash light se kaam chalana padega..."bolte hue maine apne mobile ka flash light jalaya....
Bar ki taraf jani wali sadak par is waqt bahut andhera tha.halanki beech-beech me us root me jane wali gadiyo ki vajah se hume sadak ka andaja ho ja raha tha lekin jungle bahut ghana tha aur raat ke waqt bahut khatarnak bhi dikh raha tha isliye mazbooran mujhe flash light jalani padi.....
Bar tak pahuchne me hume taqriban 20 minute lage aur Bar ke samne pahuchkar jaise hee maine Bar par najar dali to yakin nahi hua ki aisi jagah par itna shandar Bar ho sakta hai....
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"bahut bada lag raha hai be,kahi andar chudayi karne ke liye room vagerah bhi to nahi "Bar  ke size ka jayja lete hue Arun ne apni jeebh laplapayi....
"wo sab to baad ka kaam hai ,mujhe to is baat ki fikra ho rahi hai ki sala kahi andar ghusne ke paise na mang le BC...warna daru to pee hee nahi payenge..."
"mere paas 2000  hai,itna to sufficient hoga be..."mujhe dekhte hue Saurabh bola...

"mere paas dhayi hazar hai  ,is waqt main tum dono se jyada rahis hoon..."apna wallet nikalte hue Arun ne kaha"Arman ek kaam kar hum dono ke paise tu rakh le...andar jane ki entry fees aur daru ka bill tu hee pay karna..."

"kyun tum dono ke hath toot gaye hai kya..."
"abey bakchod, andar jakar hum teeno apni jeb se paise nikalenge to ladkiyo par kharab impression jayega...daru peene ke baad tu paise seedhe fek kar Bar walo ke muh me marna...."
"ye bhi thik hai..."maine kaha aur Arun ke sath-sath Saurabh ke paise bhi apne wallet me rakh liya....
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Abhi tak to sab kuchh humare plan ke hisab se chal raha tha lekin bahut badi pareshani tab aayi jab Bar ke bahar khade bouncers ne hume andar Bar ki dahleej par kadam tak rakhne nahi diya....
"bhikhari samajh rakha hai kya , apun log bahut rahis hai aur yadi meri khopdi khisak gayi to is Bar ke sath-sath tujhe bhi kharid lunga..."
Jawab me bouncers ne apni ungali se ek taraf ishara kiya jaha likha hua tha 'Only Couples allowed'.
"ye to hum teeno me se kisi ne socha hee nahi ,ab kya kare...."...'only Couples allowed' ke tag ko padhte hue Saurabh bola...
"lawde Arman tujhe aaj pel-pel ke laal kar dunga...bose dk yaha tak paidal chalaya aur in mote bhainso ne babaji ka ghanta thama diya...tu beta kuchh soch,warna aaj tujhe shahid kar dunga..."
"tension mat le lawde...maine socha tha ki aisa kuchh ho sakta hai ,isiliye andar jane ke liye hath-pair


chala sakte hai..."Arun ko gussa hote hue dekh main bola"Saurabh tu Arun se chipak kar khada ho ja aur Arun tu mere kamar me apna ek hath dal aur aise behave karo jaise ki hum teeno gay ho..."
Meri baat sunkar shuru me Arun aur Saurabh to bahut hanse lekin phhir un dono ne waisa kiya,jaisa ki maine unhe karne ke liye kaha tha....hum teeno ek dusare se kaskar chipke aur ek baar phhir Bar ki taraf badhe aur bouncers ko dekhkar gay wali harkate karne lage....
"  only for couples..."ek Bouncer ne hum teeno ko ek baar phhir se tag dikhaya....
"hum log gay couple hai ya phhir hum teen hai to tum hume gay-triple bhi bol sakte ho...kyun chikne..."Arun ke gaal ko apne hath se kheechte hue maine hawa me use ek pappi di, jiske baad Arun ne yahi harkat Saurabh ke sath ki....
"chal baju hat bahan..."Bouncers ko dekhkar Saurabh ne apna hath hilaya....
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"ek baar bola na...yaha tum jaiso ka koyi kaam nahi,samajh nahi aata kya..."un bouncers me se ek humari taraf badhte hue bola aur aage us pahalwan ke hatho apni thukayi ki bhavishyavani jaankar hum teeno udhar se khisak liye...
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Platinum Bar ke andar na ja pane ke karan dil dukhi to tha lekin mere dono khas dost mujhse kahi jyada naraj lag rahe the,jiska andaza isi baat se lagaya ja sakta hai ki ,Bar se wapas camp ki taraf aate waqt un dono ne mujhe non-stop galiya baki....

"yar ,yadi mere paas koyi super power hoti to bayi chod deta un kalluo ki... Sale BC"Pull par chalte hue maine udas man se kaha.."salo ne role me hole kar diya..."
"tu...tu chup rah aur yadi agli baar se kuchh ulta-seedha kaam humse karwaya to muh me seedhe lawda de dunga...ek to pahle camp se bhagwaya ,phhir paidal chalwaya itna hee nahi tune hume gay bhi bana diya...lekin in sabke bawjood daru ki ek boond bhi naseeb nahi hui...."Bar ke andar na ghus pane ki sari khunnas mujhpar utarte hue Arun cheekha....
"maine kya tere sar me bandook rakh kar sath chalne ko bola tha ...tu khud apni marzi se aaya tha..."Jab Arun ke taane with respect to the time,lagatar badhte gaye to main bhi uspar chillaya"aur ab yadi tune
,mujhe kuchh bhi kaha to main..." "to main...kya,...kya ukhad lega bol.."
"to main...to main...to main...."
"rahne de tere gand me itna dam nahi hai,jo tu mujhe dhamka sake..."
"to main apna wallet neeche pani me fek dunga...jisme tere dhayi hazar rupaye hai..."apni jeb se wallet nikal kar main pull ke kinare ki taraf badha....
"are sorry yar...main to majak kar raha tha.tu to bhai hai apna...i love you yar...chal ek pappi de isi baat be..."
"tere gaal ko to main apne lund se na touch karu....phhir honth se chhune ka to sawal hee paida nahi hota..."
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Iske baad ek-dusare ko galiya dene ka jo silsila chalu hua,wo badhte samay ke sath badhta hee gaya
,hum teeno ke man me jo aata wo hum teeno ek-dusare ko pull par aage badhte hue bake ja rahe the....
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"abey chup..."humari superfast galiyo ki bauchhar ko rokte hue Arun bola"Arman lund, mujhe aisa kyun lag raha hai ki...samne se jo ladkiya aa rahi hai ,wo wahi ladkiya hai..jinse aaj tu baat kar raha tha..." "haan yar ye to wahi maal hai,jise tune apna 2051  wala chashma ek din ke liye udhar me diya hai..."Arun ke sur me sur milate hue Saurabh bhi bola....


maine samne najar mari to paya ki Angelina apni unhi do badsurat saheliyo ke sath haste-khelte pull par humari taraf chale aa rahi thi...
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"kahi tum dono wo to nahi soch rahe jo main soch raha  "Arun aur Saurabh ko apne daant dikhate hue maine apni aankh mari....
"wo teeno maan jayegi kya..."Saurabh ne apni shanka jahir ki...
"abey manegi kaise nahi...mujh jaise smart ladke ke sath to Angelina Joulie bhi jodi bana le phhir to ye Angelina Silva hee hai aur bhool mat ki maine ise goggle udhar me diya tha..."maine Arun aur Saurabh ko jaha khade the,wahi khade rahne ke liye kaha aur chinki,Pinki ke sath aa rahi Silva darling ki taraf badha....
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"kal ki tarah aaj phhir camp se bhag gayi...ek ladki ko ye sab shobha nahi deta kyunki aaj kal jamana bahut kharab hai...kaun ,kab pakad le kuchh nahi kah sakte..."Angelina ke thik samne khade hokar maine use chheda"sare ladke mujh jaise sharif nahi hote...waise ja kidhar rahi ho..."
"Platinum bar..."
"phhir to wapas apne camp ka rasta napo,kyunki bina couple ke sale andar nahi jane de rahe...." "tumhe kaise pata chala aur main tumhari baat kaise maan loon..."
"tumhe kya lagta hai ki main aur mere dost,naya shirt-pant pahankar...tel-kanghi karke...cream-powder lagakar ,Pull ke dusari taraf beedi peene gaye  hum teeno bhi Bar se hee aa rahe hai aur waise bhi tum teeno koyi swarg ki utari apsara nahi ho jo tumhare sath coupling karne ke liye hum mar jaye....wo to hume bas Bar ke andar jana hai,isliye tum teeno se kah raha hoon..kyunki idhar tum teen,udhar hum teen...."
"mere paas bar ke andar jane ka dusara tarika hai..."mujhe raste se hatne ka ishara karte hue Angelina boli....
Main turant samne se hat gaya aur Ye sochane laga ki Angelina ka dusara tarika kya ho sakta hai....aur jab mujhe kuchh-kuchh hint mila to main jor se chillaya...
"Gays and Lesbians are also not  "
"tumhe kaise kya pata ki main ye soch rahi thi..."jabarjast jhatka khate hue Angelina peechhe palti... "main antaryami hoon...meri baat maan lo aur coupling kar lo...ek baar Bar me entry ho jaye...phhir tum teeno apne raste aur hum teeno apne raste..."
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Angelina ko decision lene me kuchh samay to jaroor laga lekin result humare fever me raha...wo haan bolne me thoda hichkicha rahi thi aur usne haan bolne ke turant baad ek shart rakhi ki Bar ke andar jane ke baad hum sab alag-alag ho jayenge....
"as your wish..."Angelina ke paas jakar maine apna face uski taraf kiya to wo hadbada kar peechhe ho gayi...
"daro mat, kiss nahi kar raha...bas kaan me kuchh kahna "


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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"kya kahna hai..."mujhse do kadam aur peechhe jate hue Angelina ghabrayi.. "kaha na kaan me kahna hai,aur tum itni ghabra kyun rahi ho...."
"dekho Arman aisa hai ki..." "kaisa hai..."
"tum teeno hum teeno se dus kadam aage chalna aur hum log peechhe..nahi to.."Angelina ne apna hath peechhe kiya aur ek bada sa chaku mujhe dikhate hue boli"seedhe seene me gad dungi..."
"tum me itni himmat nahi hai..."
"lab me maine bahut cheera-fadi ki hai...main in sab kamo me bahut expert hoon..."
"thik hai...thik hai..main aage ja raha hoon ,main to bas ye kahna chahta tha ki mere dosto ko bhool se bhi ye mat batana ki tumne mujhe aaj goggle wale mamle me mujhe hara diya tha...warna mere role me hole ho jayega..."bolte hue main aage badha"aur chaku jaha se nikala hai ,wahi ghusa lo..."
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college me jab main puri class me first aata tha to Republic day ke din mujhe stage par bulakar mere college ka Principal hamesha yahi kahta ki "Main padhne wala student bilkul bhi nahi lagta...matlab ki na to meri aankho me bade-bade gol matol chashme kabhi lage aur na hee kabhi meri harkate ek padhne wale student ki tarah thi....aur iska ashcharya mere college ka Principal hamesha prakat karta ,wo bhi sabke samne.....us samay main sabke samne stage me khada hokar muskurata rahta aur Principal ke pair chhukar wapas aa jata tha...lekin aksar raat ko main sone se pahle aaine me apni shakal jaroor dekhta ki mujhe log meri shakal dekhkar padhne wala ladka kyun nahi samajhte....?
Aur aisa hee kuchh abhi-abhi hua tha...jab main Angelina ki taraf badha to usne mujhe marne ke liye seedhe chaku aise nikal liya, jaisa sala main koyi psycho rapist hoon . Khair ,Angelina ki is harkat se mujhe itna to pata chal hee gaya tha ki wo bhi meri tarah hamesha plan ke sath chalti hai aur uske sath galat baat karna matlab apne pet me sadhe saat inch ka chaku ghuswana hai...isliye main chup chap aage apne dosto ke paas aaya aur mobile ki flash light jalakar Angelina and group ,se dus kadam aage chalne laga....Pull se Bar tak ke is paidal safar me main ek baar bhi peechhe nahi muda,kya pata sali kab


chaku fek kar maar de...ladkiyo ka kya bharosa......
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"ab paas aaun ya yun 10 kadam ki distance me rahkar hee bar me entry karwani hai...."ukhde-ukhde andaj me main peechhe mudkar Angelina se bola...
"ok...aa jao.."
Angelina ki taraf se green signal milne ke baad main Arun aur Saurabh ke sath un teeno ki taraf badha.... "kaan kholkar sun lo be lawdo..Angelina ke sath main rahunga."Un teeno ki taraf aage badhte hue Arun dheere se bola...
"tu rahne de, wo bahut tez item hai...bang kar degi tera.use mere sath rahne de..."maine kaha
"tu chup kar be, mere samne sab kam hai...tu dekhna aaj raat Bar me hee wo mujhe i love you bol degi..."
"thik hai,jaisi teri marzi...lekin kyun na ye faisala Angelina darling par chhod diya jaye ki wo kiske sath jana pasand karti hai..."muskurate hue maine Arun ki taraf dekha...
Arun ko bhi shayad ye lagne laga tha ki Angelina, uske sath na jakar mere sath Bar ke andar aayegi...isiliye wo agle pal hee mujhe dhikkarne laga...
"sale tu ek MBBS wali ke liye apne dost ko dhokha dega..." "haan...wo bhi ek baar nahi saur baar dhokha dunga..." "tu aaj ke baad baat mat karna mujhse...bose dk..."
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Angelina ki taraf jate hue maine ye soch liya tha ki meri jodi to usi ke sath banegi aur Arun, Saurabh uski badsurat saheliyo Chinki aur Pinki ke sath rahenge....apni isi soch ko sach ka roop dene ke liye main Angelina ke thik samne khada ho gaya is aas me ki ab wo apna kadam aage badhayegi aur mere hath me hath daalkar Bar ki taraf badhegi....lekin usne aisa nahi kiya, wo meri taraf aane ke bajay ,seedhe Arun ke taraf badh gayi aur boli"chalo..."
"teri maa ki fill in the blanks..."jab meri armano ko jor ka jhatka laga to main khud par cheekha...chillaya.lekin ab khud par cheekhne,chillane se kuchh nahi ho sakta tha,kyunki ladki to Arun le gaya tha...aur meri footi kismat me Angelina ki badsurat friend Pinki fansi thi.....
Angelina ke sath Bar ki taraf jate waqt Arun beech-beech me peechhe palat kar mujh par hasta aur silent mode me apna muh chalakar mujhse kahta ki"main,tujhse jyada handsome aur smart hoon..."
Angelina ne sach kaha tha ki kabhi-kabhi langoor ke hath me bhi angoor lag jate hai .
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"tumhara name Arman hai na..."mere hath me apna hath fasate hue Pinky ne apna muh fada... "haan..."dusari taraf dekhkar maine pahle hazar galiya use di aur phhir haan me jawab diya... "mera name Pinki..."
"koyi fark nahi padta..."
"fark padta hai..ye batao main tumhe kaise lagti hoon..."
Shuru me dil kiya ki use apna gala phhad-phhad kar batau ki wo mujhe ek number ki chodu lagti hai..lekin is samay mujhe Bar ke andar jana tha ,jiske liye uska mera sath rahna jaroori tha..isliye maine apne dil par hazar ton ka patthar rakhkar uski badayi kar diya ki'usase khubsurat ladki maine aaj tak kahi nahi dekhi...'
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"oh sach me..."sharmate hue Pinki ne mera dil aur dimag khana jari rakha.wo aage boli"lekin tum to average dikhte ho..."
"Average... "main jaha tha wahi ruk gaya aur Pinki ki taraf dekhkar use bola"shukriya..."(MC ,mujhe

average kahti hai..lawdi pahle khud ko dekh...mere college ki mechanical department ki ladkiyo ke jhat jaisi dikhti hai tu...chehra to aise hai jaise abhi-abhi kisi ne mutth mar kar gira diya ho..BC ab chup ho ja warna baal pakad kar 360 degree par ghuma dunga...BKL...randi..)

"kya hua ,rook kyun gaye...tum mujhe line to nahi maar rahe na.."
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"ye le...ab yahi kasar baki thi...bose dk  ,tu mil beta aaj mujhe..."

R.Pinki ki bakwas sunte-sunte aakhirkar hum log entry gate ke paas pahuche aur maine chain ki saans li ki ab is R.Pinki se chhutkara milega...Jo bouncers entry gate ke paas khade the unhone abki baar hume nahi roka aur 'Welcome to Platinum Bar...' bolte hue andar jane ka ishara kiya....

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Platinum Bar ke andar aate hee maine R.Pinki ka hath door jhatka aur waha se turant dusari taraf bhaga...taki R.Pinki mere peechhe na pad jaye...Angelina ki us badsurat friend se chhutkara pane ke baad maine pure Platinum Bar par najar dali...sala kya mahol tha..tej aawaz me baj rahe dj aur dj ke sound par nach rahi ladkiyo ko dekhkar dil jhoom utha....ek pal me wo sari pareshani mere jehan se utar gayi,jo ki mujhe yaha tak aane ke liye jhelni padi thi aur sabse jyada khushi mujhe jisase ho rahi thi wo ye ki Bar me aane ka koyi entry fees nahi tha
Us Bar ka rang hee kuchh alag tha..maine dekha ki waha har second kitne badlav ho rahe the...kayi
premi jode jab thak kar dance floor se utar jate to unki jagah turant abhi-abhi josh me aaye dusare couple le rahe the...kabhi kisi thappad ki gunj sunayi deti to kabhi kisi ke pyar ke bol sunayi padte...daru ke counter bhi is beech kafi bhara pada tha...jab ek talli hokar waha se uth kar jata to dusara uski jagah talli hone aa jata aur in sabke beech dj ka madmast music lagatar mere andar josh bhar raha tha ki main bhi wo sab kuchh karu ,jo baki log rahe the....
Aur iski shuruat maine daru se shuru karne ka socha...
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"la bhai kuchh pack bana..."Sharab ke counter par baithkar main bola... "ji boliye..."
"Platinum ke 10-12 peg seedhe bana ke de.."
Mere dwara direct 10-12 peg ka order milne ke baad waha ,mere samne khada waiter kuchh der tak mera muh takne laga aur phhir thodi der baad bola..
"mix kya karu..."
"thoda sa thanda pani dalna aur har peg me do barf ke tukde..." "ok sir.."
"aur haan...peg na to jyada hard hona chahiye aur na hee jyada light...ekdum perfect hona chahiye, aur yadi tumse na bane to mujhe daru dena ,main apna peg khud bana lunga...."
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"kya pee raha hai be..zara mujhe bhi to taste kara..."mere ek side baithkar Arun bola...
"tu lawde chup hee rah...tere karan us jhat barabar laundi ne mera dimag ka daru banakar pee gayi ,sali randi...dil to kar raha tha ki wahi utha ke patak du usko..."
"hmm...same to same flavour mere liye bhi..."Waiter ko Arun ne order diya... "abey tu ,meri baat nahi sun raha..."
"bol na,sun raha hoon..."
"ghanta sun raha hai...chal nikal yaha se..."


"chadh gayi kya be...idhar dhang se rah,warna pelayi hogi.un bouncers ke hath dekhe hai na...sala jitna humara thigh hai utna to unka biceps hai..."meri dusari side me baithkar Saurabh ne waiter se kaha"mera bhi same flavour rahega..."
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"bill kitna hua..."jab hum teeno ne pet bhar daru pee li to maine waiter se kaha ,jiske baad usne ek safed colour ki parchi meri hatho me thama di....

"abey Saurabh...tujhe dikh raha hai kya ki isme kitne rupaye likhe hai...mujhe to dikhna band ho gaya,aisa lagta hai..."Saurabh ke hath me parchi thama kar main bola"sala ,kuchh dikh kyun nahi raha...wapas camp bhi jana hai.."

"1860.61  "
"sale chodu banate hai kutte, 300 rupaye ki daru 600 rupaye me bechate hai ye...khair koyi baat nahi,abhi main bahut rahis hoon...mere paas bahut paisa hai...tum teeno bill ki fikra bilkul mat karna,main bhar dunga...bhar dunga main.."kahte hue maine apne peechhe ki taraf left side wali pocket me hath dala to mera wallet usme nahi tha...
"kamal hai yar...mera wallet nahi mil raha...ek kaam karo,tum log mere daru ke paise de dena...main kal subah hote hee dus gune wapas karunga..."
"tera wallet tere right side wale pocket me hai,akal ke andhe..." "oh..sorry...sorry.."
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maine waiter ko direct 2000 rupaye diye aur waha se chalta bana...jis counter par baithkar main Arun aur Saurabh ke sath talli ho raha tha,usi ke thik samne baithne ka intezaam tha...
"cigarette piyega..."Arun ne mujhse puchha...
"ab to ek boond pani ki jagah nahi bachi hai...tum dono pee lo,lekin..yaha nahi...mujhe cigarette se allergy hai..i hate cigarettes...kutto tum log bhi mat piya karo,warna tum logo ke maa-baap kya sochenge"
"tu beta mat piya kar itni aur idhar hee rahna ,hum dono 5 minute me aate hai..."
"jao...jao, main abhi hosh me hoon...bas sala aankh band ho rahi hai aur kisi ko chodne ka man kar raha hai...ek kaam karo tum dono apna kaam nipta kar aao phhir main tum dono ko thokunga..."
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Arun aur Saurabh ke jane ke baad maine apne dono hath peechhe kiya aur aaram se baithkar apne aas- paas walo ko dekhne laga....
"ye to Angelina janeman jaisi dikh reli hai...pakka wahi hogi, BC bahut udd rahi hai aaj kal,abhi iske par katkar aata hoon.."bolte hue main apni jagah se utha aur jis jagah Angelina baithi thi...thik usi table par uske samne jakar baith gaya...


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Daru peene se bahut sare nuksaan hote hai ye maine kahi padha tha ,lekin daru peene se fayda kya hota hai ye mujhe maloom tha.daru peene ke baad sabse bada fayda jo mujhe hota hai wo ye ki mujhe phhir kisi ka dar nahi rahta chahe wo mere thigh ke barabar biceps rakhne wale Bar ke bouncers hee kyun na ho....
Main bekhauff Angelina ki taraf badha aur waha pahuchkar maine sabse pahle jo kaha wo ye tha ki''kya main yaha baith sakta hoon''
"bilkul nahi..."
"main puchh thode hee raha hoon,main to bata raha hoon..."kahte hue maine ek chair kheenchi aur uspar baithkar apne ladkhadate-dagmagate sharir ko aaram diya....
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"yadi yaha ek pal bhi aur ruke to main tumhari shikayat kar dungi aur meri shikayat ke baad tumhara jo haal hoga...uski kalpana tum khud kar sakte ho...isliye better yahi rahega ki tum...."
"arey chup chap baith na...baki ladkiyo ke mafiq bore kyun kar rahi "Angelina apni dhamki puri de pati usase pahle hee main uspar toot pada...
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"yaha aane ki koyi khas vajah...tum jaroor apna goggle lene aaye hoge..."
"ye le,phhir se purani baaton ko lekar baith gayi...goggle tu hee rakh le,meri taraf se gift samajh kar...." "phhir yaha kya mujhse ishq ladane aaye ho..."rolling eyes dalte hue Angelina boli..."main tumhe janti hoon ,tum jaroor kuchh soch kar hee aaye hoge..."
"sochkar to aaya hoon...wo tumhari kali kaluti friend Pinki kaha..." "jara sambhal kar...wo friend hai meri...warna..."
"tu phhir dhamki dena shuru ho gayi...ye sab bad-dimag ladkiyo ki nishani hai..."maine kaha... Angelina ko bad-dimag,boring ladkiyo ka example dekar main isliye shant kara raha tha kyunki abhi wo ladkiyo wale ghise-pite lahje me baat kar rahi thi aur jab maine use ye sab kahkar rokta to wo turant chup ho jati aur phhir mujhe dekhkar kuchh sochane lagti....

"wo dono kahi gayi hai...lekin tumhe undono se kya kaam hai..."Angelina ne abki baar dheere se kaha.... "aisich ladkiya mujhe bahut pasand hai ,jo har kaam me corporate karti "bolte hue maine Angelina ke samne table par raka pani ka glass uthaya aur pura gale ke neeche gatak gaya....

"bada ajeeb taste hai yaha ke pani ka..."glass wapas table par rakhte hue maine apna muh tedha kiya... "yooouuuuuuu stupid...wo maine jhootha kiya tha..."
"aisa kya...tabhich main sochu ki pani ka taste itna kharab kaise ho gaya...yar kabhi-kabh brush bhi kar liya kar aur yadi tere paas brush kharidane ke liye paise nahi hai to mujhse le le...bahut rahis hoon main..."
"stoooooppp....wo pani nahi beer tha aur bahut mahnga bhi...isliye taste uska nahi tumhare muh ka kharab hai..."Angelina apne daanto ke beech jabarjast friction late hue boli...

"wo kya hai na ki apun beer-shear nahi direct daru peeta hoon...isliye in soft drink ka taste mujhe nahi maloom....maine teri beer pee uske liye sorry...lekin fikar not ,main ek dusari beer magata hoon...uska bill main bharunga"

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"mujhe nahi chahiye beer...tum chup ho jao aur yaha se dafa ho jao..."
"itna gussa kyun hoti hai..."Angelina ke samne wali chair se uthkar main seedhe uske left side me rakhe hue chair par baith gaya aur bola"is baar pakka bill main bharunga...tension kaiku leti hai..."
"wo mujhe achchhi tarah se maloom hai ki bill mujhe hee dena padega,Arman main tumhare tikdam se bahut achhi tarah wakif ho chuki hoon...you can't fooled me again..."
"sach me bill main dunga...tu chahe to mera dus hazar ka mobile security ke liye rakh le,ya phhir mera wallet..."
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Bolne ke sath hee maine apna mobile, wallet nikal kar table ke upar rakh diya aur wo pahla mauka tha jab Angelina mujhe dekhkar dil se muskurayi thi....meri wo harkat shayad use achchhi lagi thi, khair ye to
wahi bata sakti hai ki wo us waqt muskurayi kyun thi
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"andar rakh lo..."Wallet aur Mobile mujhe jeb ke andar rakhne ko bolkar Angelina ne ek beer mangaya aur humari baat-chit aage badhi.....
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shuru me Angelina ne ek beer mangaya lekin baad me ek ke baad ek ,teen beer ki botal hum dono ne milkar khali kar di...is beech main to nashe ke maximum level par ja pahuncha tha lekin Angelina par thoda hee asar hua tha, kyunki wo ab bhi puri tarah kholkar (dil ) mere samne nahi aa rahi thi.... "ek aur mangau kya..."maine puchha...
"nahi..ab ho gaya...yadi ek botal aur chadhayi to chal bhi nahi paungi..." "are kuchh nahi hoga...."jor dete hue maine kaha...
"i know my limits better than you..so please keep quite..."mujhe ghoorte hue usne apne daanto ke beech phhir se joro ka friction force lagaya....
"to mat pee na..itna bhadak kyun rahi hai...aur ek baat batau..." "nahi...mujhe ghar jana hai...i mean camp ."khade hote hue wo boli...
"mere paas bill pay karne ke liye paise nahi hai...wallet khali hai aur mobile mere dost ka hai..." "whaaatttt.... "
"sorry...lekin yahich sach hai  "
"ab mujhse ek lafz bhi baat mat karna ,main soch rahi thi ki yaha se jane ke baad tumhara goggle tumhe lauta dungi...lekin ab seedhe jakar tod dungi..."
"are sun to...wo goggle bhi mera nahi hai..."ek aur trick apnate hue maine Angelina se kaha....lekin is baar usne meri ek bhi nahi suni aur waha se seedhe chalti bani....


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Jaha main baitha tha wo waha se thodi door khadi hokar Chinki,Pinki ko dhoondhane lagi aur jab wo dono use kahi nahi dikhi to usne apna mobile nikala....

"yaha kya kar raha hai be lodu..."mere agal-bagal wali kursiyo par Arun aur Saurabh ne apna sthan grahan karke mujhse kaha"ab beta seedhe se camp chalte hai...isase pahle ki koyi lafda ho jaye..." "main nahi ja raha tum dono jao...main aa jaunga..."

"ye to wahi baat ho gayi ki lund khada nahi hota aur duniya ka sarvshreshtra chudakkad banna hai...chal beta ,chal...warna akele tu aaj raat to Camp nahi pahuch payega..."
"pahle ek kaam karo,tum dono kisko yaha se bina koyi sawal kiye hue..." "aise kaise hum log khisak jaye..."
"abey jao,warna abhich main samne wale motu ko ek jhapad markar lafda kar dunga...."
"hum dono ja rahe hai...lekin tu koyi lafda mat karna  "Arun aur Saurabh ne mere hath jode aur waha se uthkar door ek table par baith gaye....
Maine Saurabh aur Arun ko waha se khisakne ke liye isliye kaha tha kyunki Angelina wapas meri taraf aa rahi thi aur main nahi chahta tha ki mere khas dost us khas mauke par mere sath rahe....
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"kya hua..."Angelina ko apne samne baithte dekh maine puchha....

"chinki aur pinki ka kahi koyi pata nahi chal raha....mobile not reachable bata raha hai..." "baja raha hoga unki koyi...lekin sali badi badsurat hai ,kapde dhak kar bhi koyi nahi baja payega...phhir...phhir pakka daru peekar kahi padi hongi..."

"you are a bad boy...kisi ke bare me itna bura nahi kahna chahiye..." "dil pe na lo Silva ji....."(Muh me le lo...)
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"Arman,chal na late ho rahe hai..."Arun phhir se mere paas aaya aur gentleman wali style me bola... "tu kaun hai be..."
"tera baap..."silent mode me Arun bola...
"tu ek kaam kar, tu nikal idhar se..main 5 minute me aata hoon..."
Jab Arun waha se gaya to Angelina ki dono saheliya chinki aur Pinki na jane kaha se tapak padi..... Angelina ne jab unse puchha ki wo dono kaha the to Pinki ne kaha ki Chinki ko vomit ho rahi thi isliye wo dono abhi tak washroom me the....
"ab chalte hai...warna kal ki tarah pakde jayenge..."Chinki ka hath pakad kar Angelina boli...
"5 minute aur rook jao aur apne caretakers se bachne ka idea mujhse lete jao..."maine beech me kaha...."lekin wo idea sirf main Silva ji ke sath share karunga ,tab tak tum dono...wo door baithkar makkhiya mar rahe mere dosto ke sath baith jao...."
"hume koyi jaroorat nahi tumhare idea ki...bhagwan ne hume bhi dimag diya hai,hum bhi soch sakte hai..."
"pahle din hee pakda gayi thi tu...yaad hai...yakin maan, main is kaam me mahir hoon..."
Angelina ne mujhe dekha aur phhir mere dosto ke taraf ishara karke Chinki,Pinki ko udhar bhej diya...
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Angelina ko maine ek tarqeeb sujhayi jiske baad usne mujhse hath milaya aur bye kahkar jane lagi... "more germs are transferred shaking hands than kissing...."Angelina jab waha se jane ke liye palti to maine vigyan ka sahara liya....jiske baad wo wapas meri taraf palatne ko taiyar ho gayi.... "Arman...tum bahut pareshan karte ho, pata nahi tumhare dost tumhare sath kaise rah lete hai....tum kya ek second bhi chup nahi rah sakte..."


"maine galat kya kaha...thik hee to kaha hai aur tum medical field wali ho to tumhe ye pata hoga aisa main sochata hoon..."
"to kya ab main tumhe kiss karu..."
"irada to mera wahi tha...aage tumhari marji..."
"kya tumhe pata hai ki tum bahut bure ho..."wapas baithkar Angelina boli"matlab ki tum ek ladki ko coffee house me ye kahkar khoob khilate-pilate ho ki tum bill pay karoge...lekin baad me bina kisi parvah ke tum bhag jate hai...kya waha se bhagte waqt tumhe ek pal bhi khayal nahi aaya ki yadi mere paas paise nahi hote to humara kya anjaam hota....kahne ko to ye bahut chhoti si majak-masti thi lekin humari itne logo ke samne bejjati bhi ho sakti thi aur ek baat kahu...talent ki kadra hamesha achchhayi ki raah par hoti hai kyunki burayi ke sath jo talent hota hai use sirf dhikkara jata hai..."
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Angelina ne kafi achchha lecture diya tha ,uska 'talent' wala dialogue bhi solid tha...lekin humare irade to kuchh aur hee the....
"Gandhi ji ne kaha hai ki ,Hate the Sin...not the Sinner...aur is hisab se tumhe mujhse nafrat nahi karni chahiye aur ek kiss dekar goodbye bolna chahiye..."
"you know what...main tumhe ab kabhi nahi bhoolungi...bhale hee tumhari ahmiyat meri life me kuchh na ho,lekin itna to sure hai ki main tum jaise ek laparwah ladke ko kabhi nahi bhoolungi..."Pareshan hote hue Angelina ne apna sar pakad liya aur apni friends ko 5 minute aur rukne ke liye kaha....
"apna to ek hee fanda hai Silva ji ki aaj ke pal ko jee lo warna kal aage jakar jab aap peechhe mudo to iska pachhtawa nahi hona chahiye ki jeene ke pal to peechhe chhoot gaye...."
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"thik hai,main haar gayi...to ab main chalu..."Ek baar phhir se Angelina khadi hui,taki wo apne camp ja sake...lekin maine phhir aisa kuchh kah diya,jiski ummid na to use thi aur na hee mujhe.....
"daru piya hoon janeman...jhooth nahi bolunga. I want to have sex with you  "
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Mere sath sex karne ke mere proposal ne Angelina ke dil-o-dimag par gahra aghat pahuchaya tha ,jiska andaja main ,mere samne pahli baar nervous ho rahi Angelina ko dekhkar laga sakta tha....beete dino jab Angelina se meri mulaqat hui thi ,tab se abhi tak me wo sirf abhi bezubaan lag rahi thi....
Mere us desire ne Angelina ko wapas baithne ke liye majboor kar diya tha. Wo kabhi mere taraf apni ungali point out karke mujhe kuchh kahna chahti thi, wo mujhpar jabarjast tarike se bhaukna chahti thi...yadi us waqt uske sharir me mere jitni power hoti to main jis table par baitha tha,wo usi table ko uthakar seedhe mere upar de marti...lekin har baar wo kuchh karne ka sochati aur phhir shant ho jati...is beech maine ek chiz jo notice ki wo ye thi ki uske daanto ke beech friction force with respect to time increase ho raha tha aur mujhe dar lagne laga tha ki kahi uske jabdo me lagatar badhte friction ke karan aag na lag jaye....
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"you....you...Arman...i never...i don't know...how dare you...respect...."aisi hee aadhe-adhoore alfaz apne gulabi hontho se nikalte hue wo kabhi gusse se mujhpar apni ungali point out karti ,ya phhir apna sar pakad leti...
Angelina bahut kuchh kahna chahti thi, wo bahut kuchh karna chahti thi...lekin mere proposal aur main itne damdar the ki na to wo sahi dhang se kuchh kah pa rahi thi aur na hee kuchh kar pa rahi thi....
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Un taanav bhare pal me uski halat dekhkar main bhi thoda sa dar gaya ki kahi wo apna chaku nikal kar mera seena khoon se laal na kar de, ya phhir apna sandal utar kar mera sar na laal kar de....probability to ye bhi thi ki wo bouncers ke jariye mujhe laal karwa sakti thi...lekin usne na to apna chaku nikala aur na hee apna sandal...usne bouncers ko bhi nahi bulaya...wo kuchh pal shant rahi aur phhir apni mast-mast aankho me narak ki agni ka mujhe ahsaas karate hue boli...
"sex aur tumhare sath...kabhi nahi...yadi tum mere husband bhi hote tab bhi main tum jaise cheap ladke ke sath sex nahi karti...."
"sure..."maine aankh marte hue puchha....
"sure...isme sure ka kya matlab....ek baat tum apna naak,kaan,aankh,muh...sab kholkar dhyan se sun lo ki main tumhare sath sex nahi karungi...chahe tum America ke president hee kyun na ban jao...get lost...  "
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20 MINUTES LATER.....
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"ye jagah thik rahegi, yaha hume koyi saat janam tak nahi dhoondh payega....tumhe kya lagta hai..."Andhere me jungle ke andar ek jagah par rook kar Angelina boli..."mujhe ab bhi khud par yakin nahi ho raha hai ki maine tumhari baat kaise maan li..."
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Angelina aur main is waqt Bar se nikalkar ghanghor andhere me doobe jungle ke andar aa gaye the...Angelina ko apne sath  karne ke liye manana bada mushkil kaam tha...lekin jab maine Bar me dekha ki mere sath teen botal pee hui beer uspar asar karne lagi hai to maine ek se badhkar ek dialogue chhoda...kuchh mahapurasho ke s bhi Angelina par de mara...aur ant me kaha ki' wo aaj nahi to kal,kisi na kisi ke sath sex to karegi hee...phhir mere sath karne me kya dikkat hai...'


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Angelina us samay Bar ke andar meri baat to maan gayi lekin mujhe pakka yakin tha ki yadi usne pelampel beer na chadhaya hota to wo is waqt mere sath is jungle me nahi balki apne dono saheliyo Chinki aur Pinki ke sath apne camp me hoti....
Arun ,Saurabh,Chinki aur Pinki ko chodu banane me hum dono ko koyi khas dikkato ka samna karna nahi pada....sabse pahle main Arun aur Saurabh ke paas jakar bola ki 'Angelina ne jyada chadha li hai,tum dono nikal jao ,main aadhe ek ghante me use uske camp tak chhodkar aa jaunga..."
Arun aur Saurabh shuru me to nahi mane...lekin phhir maine kaha ki unka aaj ka sara kharch main dunga to wo dono turant khushi ke sath uchhal pade aur bina samay ganwaye Bar se nikal gaye....
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Arun aur Saurabh ke jane ke baad Angelina Chinki,Pinki ke paas gayi aur usne un dono se kuchh kaha...jiske baad wo dono bhi khushi se uchhal padi aur Arun,Saurabh ke peechhe-peechhe chal padi.....
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"sunkar tujhe ajeeb lagega par mujhe sharam aa rahi  "peechhe palatkar maine Angelina ke face par light marte hue bola...
"nautanki kahi ka..."bolte hue wo mere paas aane lagi...
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waise to hum dono yaha chudayi machane aaye the lekin abhi tak hum dono ke beech gande shabd jaise ki 'lund ,chut,gand,doodh...'in sabka ka istemaal nahi hua tha....bole to hum dono ke beech maryada ki deewar ab tak kayam thi...pure raste bhar main Angelina se sirf uske baare me puchhata raha ,jiske baad mujhe pata chala ki wo 24 saal ki hai...wo kaha rahti hai usne ye bhi bataya...
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"kitni ladkiyo ko barbaad kar chuke ho is tarah..."mujhe kaskar pakadte hue Angelina ne puchha.... "tum shayad pahli ho..."
"shayad...."
"shayad se mera matlab hai ki...ek minute sochkar batata hoon..."kuchh der ke liye main flash back me gaya '9th class me gaanv ki ek ladki ka doodh dabaya tha...lekin chod nahi paya...phhir 10th me bhi ek ladke ke chut par hath fera tha...lekin ise us ladki ko barbaad karna nahi bol sakte...uske baad 11th, 12th me sharifi ki zindagi gujari...aur first year me deepika mam ko choda...lekin sali ne mujhe barbaad kiya na ki maine use...to kul milakar....."
jab sabhi aakade mere samne aa gaye to maine apne hath Angelina ke kamar se dheere-dheere neeche sarkate hue uske sawal ka jawab diya"tum pahli ho..."
"aur shayad aakhiri bhi..."apni aawaz me parivartan late hue Angelina boli... "aakhiri matlab...? "
"aakhiri matlab ye bhi ki aaj main kuchh aisa karne wali hoon,jiske baad tum aisa kisi ke sath nahi karoge...."
idhar Angelina ne apni line puri ki to wahi dusari taraf mere kamar me kuchh jordar chubha....aur main dard se chillate hue Angelina ko door jhatak kar use door kiya....
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"khoon..."mobile ki roshani apne kamar par dalte hue main badbadaya aur phhir Angelina ki taraf mobile ki roshani dali..."tera dimag kharab hai kya...chaku kyun ghusaya ,mar jata to..."

"mare to nahi na...waise bhi mujhe achchhi tarah maloom hai ki kidhar chaku ghusane se insaan marta hai...main to sirf tumhe ladkiyo ki power show karna chahti thi...tumne kya socha ki tum mujhpar apni wo badi-badi philosophy jhadoge aur main tumhare sath sone ke liye taiyar ho jaungi...ek baat gath

bandh lo Mr. Arman ki ladkiya utni bhi bebas ya kamjor nahi...jitna tum unhe maankar chalte ho...maine tumhare college ki ladkiyo se tumhare baare me puchha tha aur tum kya ho,unhone mujhe achchhi tarah se bataya....now get lost aur dobara mujhse baat karne ki koshish bhi mat karna...."
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Shuru me to maine sabse pahle apna shirt utara aur shirt ko kamar par bandha...phhir socha ki ab is laundiya ko iski karni ki saza di jaye....maine Angelina ka thobda pakda aur uske hath se chaku chheen kar door fek diya....us dauran ek baar mere man me ye bhi khayal aaya ki sali ko yahi patak kar jabarjasti chod du...lekin ab na to mujhe wo pasand thi aur na hee uski khoobsurati mujhe raas aa rahi thi...
Maine uska thobda apne hath se dabaya aur bola....
"ek jhapad markar teri sari hoshiyari wahi ghusa dunga ,jaha se tu nikli hai...sex nahi karna tha to seedha saaf mana kar deti ,yaha lakar chaku ghusane ki kya jaroorat thi...aur tune apne aap ko samajh kya rakha hai be...jo aisa karne ka socha...shukra mana ki main hoon warna koyi dusara hota to tujhe patak-patak kar yahi chodta... yadi tera ye chaku thoda aur andar ghusta to mera to upar ka ticket kat gaya hota...,tujhe kya,tu to yaha se chup chap khisak leti... aur tu mujhe ladkiyo ki power dikhana chahti hai to sun...yadi mera dimag satak gaya to tere pet me ghooma ke aisa ghusa marunga ki sari dawai phhir tere pet ka ilaaj nahi kara payegi....aur tune kya kaha ki main aaj ke baad tujhse baat na karu...are lawda aaj ke baad yadi meri aankho ne tujhe bhool se bhi dekh liya to main apni aankhe fod lunga....pata nahi kaha-kaha se chali aati hai,Saurabh sahi kahta hai ki in laundiyo ko hamesha chodte rahna chahiye tabhi sali aukat me rahti hai..."bolkar maine Angelina ko puri taqat se peechhe dhakela .jiske baad uske neeche girne ki aawaz aayi aur sath me ek cheekh bhi sunayi di....Angelina jor se cheekhi thi lekin phhir bhi main nahi ruka aur apne mobile ki roshani me aage badhne laga......
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Mera matha bahut garam tha aur main bina kuchh soche samjhe Angelina ko galiya bakte hue aage badhta chala ja raha tha ki ,tabhi mujhe Angelina ki aawaz sunayi di....
"kya hua...sali kahi marne wali to nahi...marne do ,MC isi layak hai ,BKL..."badbadate hue main phhir aage badha...
"help....help...Arman..."
"iski to...marwayegi ye lawdi itni jor se cheekhkar...ek baar dekhkar aata hoon ki kyun ye apna gala phhad rahi hai..."
Jab Angelina ki cheekhe aur tez hone lagi to maine wapas jungle ki taraf turn mara...kyunki mujhe dar tha ki yadi use kuchh hua to lawda fasunga to main hee
"kya hua...kyun itna bhauk rahi hai..."Angelina ke paas pahuchkar maine rookhi aawaz me usase puchha....
"tumhe sharam nahi aati,ek ladki ko itni jor se dhakka dete hue...main itni jor se giri hoon ki ab khadi tak nahi ho pa rahi..."
"yahi baat mujhe chaku marte samay socha hota to aisa nahi hota...ab samajh me aaya ki mujhe kitna dard hua hoga..."
"i'm sorry...lekin ab mujhe jaldi se uthao...mujhe camp pahuchna hoga...warna bahut badi aafat ho jayegi..."
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Pahle maine socha ki use uske hee haal par chhod du lekin baad me dhyan aaya ki agar ise kuchh hua to jaan meri hee jayegi...isliye maine na chahte hue bhi apne dil par hazar ton ka patthar rakha aur use uthakar kar chup chap camp ki taraf badha....
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"aage bol be...ruk kyun gaya..."jab main ruka to Varun bola...
"thak gaya yar ,kahani sunate-sunate...ab neend aa rahi hai..."main waha se utha aur seedhe balcony par pahuch gaya....
"mujhe aisa kyun lag raha hai ki tu mujhe yeda bana raha hai..."mujhpar shaq karte hue Varun bhi mere peechhe-peechhe balcony par aa gaya...
"Arun se puchh le...yadi tujhe yakin na ho to..."
"Arun se kya puchhu...wo to teri haan me haan mila dega...sale gay-partner jo thahre tum dono...." "phhir to ek hee tarika hai ,tujhe yakin dilane ka..."bolte hue maine apna shirt utara aur kamar par bana hua Silva ji ke chaku ka nishan Varun ko dikhaya.....

"kamal hai yar...matlab sach me us MBBS wali ne tere andar chaku pel diya tha...bahut daring ladki thi wo...yadi wo tere college me rahti to pakka tujhe sudhar deti. Filhal to ye bata ki phhir aage kya hua..." "aage kya hua ,wo kal...mera muh dukh raha hai bolte-bolte...ja ek peg daru  "

"camp wala chapter khatm to kar de...please  "
"Uske baad kuchh khas nahi hua...main aur Angelina sath-sath camp me to aaye ,lekin humne phhir ek- dusare se ek shabd bhi nahi kaha...kabhi-kabhi wo mujhe dekhti...lekin maine use palat kar dekha tak nahi....jis waqt wo apne camp ja rahi thi us waqt usne mujhse kaha tha ki main apne ghar pahuchkar injection lagwa loon taki ghav sookh jaye...aur phhir..."
"Aur phhir...kya "
"aur phhir wo apne camp me langdate hue chali gayi...wo aakhiri baar tha jab maine use dekha tha...uske baad wo mujhe kabhi nahi dikhi..."
"kabhi nahi dikhi ka kya matlab...uske agle din kya wo camp se bahar nahi nikli thi ka..."
"agle din...."balcony se bahar dekhte hue maine kaha"agle din jab meri aankh khuli to uska camp hat chuka tha...matlab ki MBBS wale mere aankh khulne se pahle subah-subah hee waha se chale gaye the...hume bhi usi din wapas lautna tha...lekin humare plane ke mutabiq hum logo ne dopahar ko wo jagah chhodi aur raat ke 11 bajte tak wapas college pahuch gaye....is dauran mere dimag me puri tarah se sirf aur sirf Angelina chhayi rahi...jiski sabse badi vajah mere kamar ka ghav to jo jate waqt Angelina ne mujhe de diya tha....us waqt bhale hee mujhe uspar gussa aaya tha lekin ab jab bhi us pal ko ,us 24 saal ki ladki ko yaad karta hoon to ek muskan dil par chha jati hai aur dil se sirf ek hee aawaz nikalti hai ki 'kash...wo ladki mere college me padhti'..."

[Samrock19797]

Chapter-43: Plans Active Again
Update-171
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Angelina ke dwara diye hue zakhm ne mujhe kuchh dino tak apni chapet me pakde rakha ,lekin ghaav jyada gahra nahi tha isliye main ek hafte ke andar hee fit-fat ho gaya tha...Angelina ne mere kamar me jo chaku ghuseda tha uski vajah se main kuchh dino tak bukhar se pareshan raha...jiske karan main next week me kayi din college tak nahi ja saka....Mere khas dosto ne us zakhm ke baare me puchha ki meri kamar me ye chot kaise lagi...us waqt yadi main unko sach bata deta to mujhe pura yakin hai ki wo sab mujhe dhikkarte isliye maine jhooth bol diya ki ' Angelina ko andhere jungle me ped ke sahare chodte waqt peechhe wale ped ka nukeela hissa chubh gaya tha...'
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Mere is jawab ke baad to mere aur bhi fan ban gaye aur ab to juniors aksar mujhse ladki patane ki tips bhi lene ke liye aane lage the...lekin un falo ko kaun bataye ki mera kaam to mere hath se hee chal raha hai.....
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Angelina ke dwara diye gaye ghav ko puri tarah bharne me kayi hafte lag gaye aur khud Angelina mere dil-o-dimag me kayi mahino tak chhayi rahi...lekin phhir jaise-jaise din beetata gaya Angelina purani kitaab ki tarah ho gayi thi ,jo aksar ek kinare par pade-pade dhool khati rahti hai...thik us dhool khati kitaab ki tarah maine bhi Angelina aur Angelina ki yaadon ko apne andar dafan kar diya,kyunki Angelina ki yaado ko zinda rakhne ki koyi khas vajah mere paas nahi thi....
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Camp me jo kuchh bhi hua...uski charcha pure college me to kuchh dino tak hui,lekin phhir baad me sabhi ,sab kuchh bhoolkar apne vartman me jeene lage...


College wapas aakar main bhi bahut khush hua tha, waise to humlog sirf teen din ke liye college se door gaye the,lekin main khush itna tha jaise ki teen janam ke baad aaj main wapas apne college me aaya hoon...main khush isliye bhi tha kyunki kal se apni zindagi phhir usi jaani pahchani napi-tuli track par chalne wali thi aur teen teeno ke baad finally main apne college thik-thak tarike se pahuch hee gaya tha
,jaha 'Arman' shabd sirf mera name nahi, balki ek brand tha...wo bhi No.1 brand
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Fourth Semester me main 12 subjects ke exam dekar third year me aaya tha. Isliye mera vichar to yahi tha ki jaise masti bhari zindagi maine shuru ke do saal me bitaye the ,waise hee baki ke do saal bhi gujarunga...lekin third year me aate hee mujhe khud lagne laga ki 'lawda iske baad sirf ek saal aur bacha hai aur yadi ab serious nahi hue to phhir puri zindagi serious rahna padega...isliye baki sab chutyape ko side karke sirf aur sirf padhayi par dhyan dete hai....'
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apne isi soch ko sach ki shakl dene ke liye maine third year ki shuruat me kuchh plans banaye the lekin teen dino ke camp ki masti aur Esha ke karib aane ki chah me maine apne hee plans ki G maar li thi... Camp me jaane ka mera jo pramukh uddeshya tha,wo to pura nahi hua...ulta lene ke dene pad gaye,wo alag....
Camp se wapas aane ke baad maine apne batch ke laundo-laundiyo me ek jabardast utsah dekha...aur wo utsah 'GATE' ke exam ke liye tha...sala jise dekho wahi GATE ke last year ke cutoff ,colleges ke baare me baat karta tha...koyi 'Made Easy' ke gate ke notes kharid raha tha to koyi Internet se sirf aur sirf study material download kar raha tha....jidhar dekho ,udhar Competitive exams ka saya dikhta tha...tab mujhe ahsaas hua ki in sabme main kahi peechhe chhut raha hoon...kyunki na to maine dusaro ki tarah kisi nami-girami coaching classes ke notes liye aur na hee maine GATE , CAT ki coaching classes join ki....in sabke aalawa main jab bhi Google maharaj ke darshan karta to sirf aur sirf porn videos aur movie download karta....Camp ke baad ki college life ne mujhe bahut dara diya tha...mujhe ab sapne me Esha ke sath-sath ,GATE exam ke mangadhat exam center dikhne lage the...aur jab ye dar mere andar badhta gaya to maine bhi Delhi se GATE ke notes manga liya aur next semester se GATE ki coaching join karne ka faisala kiya.....
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Mera dar mujhpar iskadar hawi nahi hota yadi hume motivate karne ke liye tarah-tarah ke seminar aayojit nahi kiye jate to...Seminar me lecture dene walo ko college me isliye bulaya jata tha taki students motivate ho...lekin sala mujhpar to un seminars ka ulta hee asar ho raha tha kyunki fale pure time sirf aur sirf toppers ki baate karte the...exam me dhakke-mukke lagakar paas hone wale mujh jaise students ke liye seminar me lecture dene walo ke paas kuchh nahi tha ,is karan jab bhi koyi Seminar khatm hota to ek sawal main har baar khud se puchhta ki'ek saal baad mera kya hoga ?'
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Mera dimag pure seminar bas un mahapurasho ko gali dene me gujarta ,jo BC hum jaise students ki baat hee nahi kar rahe the....har Seminar ki shuruat kuchh jane-pahchane ya phhir kahe ki kuchh behad hee ghise-pite sawal se shuru hoti thi....jaise ki 'aapne Engineering field kyun chuna'
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Aur ek seminar ke daurani yahi sawal talwaar bankar mera gala katne ko taiyar hua. actually hua kuchh yun tha ki ek Seminar ki starting me badhiya suit-boot pahne ek aadmi ne meri taraf ishara kiya aur mujhse puchha ki'tumne apne career ke liye engineering field hee kyun chuna '
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Ab BC ,meri fat ke hath me aa gayi ,kyunki class me khade hokar bakchodi bhare jawab dena alag baat


thi aur yaha itne logo ke beech kuchh bolna alag baat thi...shuru-shuru me maine socha ki Ranchhod das Chanchad ki tarah main bhi ye kah du ki'Sir,mujhe bachpan se machino se pyar tha...........' .lekin phhir baad me socha ki is sale ne bhi to '3 idiots' dekhi hogi...kahi lawda insult na kar de....
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"common, sabko batao ki tumne engineering karne ka faisala kyun kiya...gharwalo ne math dila diya isliye is line par aaye ya phhir biology palle nahi padti thi...isliye idhar tapak pade..."jab main chup-chap khada tha to Seminar ke pramukh vakta ne meri khichayi ki....
"maine Engineering ko ek achchhi naukari ke liye chuna, ek achchhi life ke liye chuna, achchhe paise ke liye chuna aur in sabse badi vajah maine Engineering, ek achchhi ladki ke liye chuna...."mujhe us waqt jo sujha wo maine fatafat bol diya...
"good...yahi aim mera bhi tha ,sit down.."
Aur phhir main pure shaan-o-shaukat ke sath baitha....ek baat jo batani jaroori hai wo ye ki mera dar sirf mere tak hee seemit tha ,bakiyo ke liye main pahle wala hee ghamandi aur maar dhad karne wala Arman tha...yani ki mera Attitude, mera rutba jo college me pahle tha wo mere andar darr ke is ghane bhuchal ke baad bhi kayam tha....kyunki mere college me 'Arman' shabd sirf ek name nahi balki ek brand tha ,wo bhi No.1 brand
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Is beech humare last semester ke result aaye aur har baar ki tarah is baar bhi university mujhpar meharbaan dikhi...lekin had to tab ho gayi,jab maine dekha ki main pure ke pure 12 subjects me Pass ho gaya tha...bole to i was very happy
Mere is result se sabko bahut jordar jhatka laga, mere chahne wale jaha is jordar jhatke se ati-prassan
the wahi mujhse nafrat karne walo ko mere exam ke result ne aisa jhatka diya tha ki unki sitti pitti gum ho gayi thi aur College me meri TRP me jabarjast badhotari hui thi....aur main...main to khush hee
 
hounga na,bhala pass hokar koyi dukhi hota hai kya
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Mere CPI ab char semester ke baad 7.5 touch kar chuka tha aur mere result ne mujhe dobara se apne plans ko activate karne ke liye majboor kiya...aur maine bina kisi deri ke apne plans ,jo ki Camp me jane ke karan toot kar bikhar gaye the, unhe dobara joda aur activate kiya....us semester maine pelam pel padhayi to nahi ki lekin Fifth Semester ke exam mere ab tak ke engineering life me sabse achchhe beete the aur ye first time tha,jab main apna seena thok kar bol sakta tha ki 'kisi ka baap bhi mujhe fail nahi kar sakta...chahe koyi kitna bhi hard copy check kare  '
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"Arman ,lunch ke baad class bunk karke movie dekhne chalenge..."Chalti class ke beech me Arun ne ek kagaj par ye likha aur meri taraf kagaj ka tukda sarkaya....
Man to mera bhi tha ki movie dekhne chala jaye ,kyunki ye to 6th Semester ki shuruat hai aur thodi bahut masti to chalti rahti hai...lekin tabhi mere 1400 gm ke dimag ne Plan No.4 ka invention kiya...aur maine Arun ki taraf apni gardan na me hila di...
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"chodunga ,lawde yadi mana kiya to...jaan se maar dunga..."ek aur kagaj ka tukda Arun ne fada aur ye sab likhkar meri taraf sarkaya...jiske baad maine usi kagaj ke tukde ke dusari taraf apna final decision likhkar Arun ki taraf wo tukda badha diya...jisme maine likha tha ki...
"Plan No. 1- Respect Your teachers.
Plan No. 2- Quit Smoking as early as Possible.
Plan No. 3- Saty away from Girls. AND
Plan No.4- Never bunk the classes."

[Samrock19797]

Chapter-44: The Segregation
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Arun se pahli baar meri dosti college me hui thi aur dusari baar yaha Nagpur me...Arun jis din se Nagpur aaya tha,usi din se mujhe maloom tha ki ek din wo haste-muskurate mujhe 'Good bye' kahega aur chala jayega.

Aur aaj 7 din tak Nagpur me rahne ke baad Arun ja raha tha,lekin usne abhi tak mujhe 'Good bye' nahi kaha tha.jab main main aur Varun ,Arun ko railway station tak chhodane ja rahe the tab wo pure raste khud ko bahut cool,bindas dikha raha tha.wo aisa bartaav kar raha tha,jaise ki use mujhse door jane me koyi fark nahi pad raha hai....lekin haqiqat to kuchh aur thi..........
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"Varun ,tu ek kaam kar,jakar TC ko pakad aur Mathura tak ki ticket jugad kar...."Jis Platform par train khadi thi waha pahuchte hee maine Varun se kaha...
"main bhi yahi soch raha tha..."mujhe daant dikhate hue Varun ticket ka jugad karne chala gaya.... Varun ke jaane ke baad maine Arun ki taraf dekha aur bola"dua kar lawde ki ticket ka jugad ho jaye,warna general dibbe me to tu chuda...."
"train me bheed dekhkar mujhe ab aisa lag raha hai ki mujhe yaha aana hee nahi chahiye tha...sala main do hee chizo se darta hoon ,pahla exam ke result se aur dusara train ki bheed se...."
"ro mat,jugad ho jayega...waise tune sahi kaha ki tujhe yaha nahi aana chahiye tha..pure 7 din tak tune mujhe bore kiya...mera dimag khaya..ab jab tu ja raha hai to i am very happy...."
"jyada bolega to yahi par shahid kar dunga....."


"mazak kar raha tha janeman...dil pe mat le, kahi aur le..."
"ghuma ke apne pichhwade me le le...ye dialogue bazi apun se  "ye  bolte  waqt   Arun   ko achanak kuchh yaad aaya aur wo tapak se bola"janta hai be, main jaha kaam karta hoon...waha apne sath walo ko college ke dino ke dialogue maar-maar kar chod deta hoon....abhi kuchh hafto pahle ki baat hai, mere sath join hue ek launda mujhse kisi topic par bahas kar raha tha to maine use kaha ki 'MC, dimag kharab mat kar...warna ek baar lund fek ke marunga to tera pura khandan chud jayega tera'....janta hai uske baad kya hua..."
maine apni gardan do baar na me hila di aur jamhayi lekar Arun ko indirectly batane laga ki main uski bakwas me interested nahi hoon.....
"uske baad se sala mujhse baat hee nahi karta...BC ,chutiya  "
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Iske baad Main chup hee raha lekin Arun ko har do minute ke baad ek daura padta aur wo aisi hee ghisi- piti kahani mujhe suna raha tha....
Main waise to uski bakwas sunna nahi chah raha tha lekin sath me main ye bhi chahta tha ki wo aisi hee baate karke chala jaye...main chahta tha ki wo , wo sab baate na kare jiske baare me main usase baat nahi karna chahta tha....lekin sale ne jate hue aakhirkar meri dukhti nas ko daba hee diya....
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"Arman,yaad hai tune ek baar kaha tha ki tu movie isliye dekhta hai taki yadi teri life me kabhi waisi problem aaye to tu waisi galti na kare jo movie ke characters ne ki thi...."
"kaha tha...to ? "
"phhir tune waisi galti kyun ki..."
"main kuchh samjha nahi..."dusari taraf dekhte hue maine kaha ....
"tujhse achchha kaun samajh sakta hai is baare me....main Esha ke baare me baat kar raha hoon..." "dead topics par main faltu ki discussion nahi karta..."Arun ki taraf dekh kar maine kaha"aur tujhe ye baat jitni jaldi samajh me aayegi utna hee thik rahega...."
"kisi ko nazar andaaz karne se wo khatm nahi ho jati...aur yadi Esha tere liye dead topic hee hai to aaj tak tere mobile me uske dwara teen-teen different language me bole gaye ,i love you...wala video abhi tak kyun hai..."
Arun ne mera muh band kar diya tha ,mujhe ab kuchh nahi soojh raha tha ki usase kya kahu aur main apne hontho ke bheetari bhago ko apne daant se chabane laga....
"tu mujhse gale milkar jyega ya phhir mujhse laat-ghuse khakar...."maine haste hue kaha....
"tu waqt bewaqt situation ke according acting bahut achchhi kar leta hai...lekin mere samne nahi...isliye ab hasna chhod aur jawab de"
"Arun....."kuchh der ruk kar maine aage kaha"ladkiyo ko lekar,mera funda hamesha clear tha ki yadi ladki door ja rahi hai to phhir use pane ke liye apna jee-jaan laga do ya phhir use bhool jao....8th Semester ke baad ,jab Esha meri zindagi se chali gayi to maine dusara rasta chuna...kyunki wahi rasta mujhe aasan laga...lekin....baad me mujhe pata chala ki main 8th Semester ke baad chahe koyi sa bhi rasta chunta ,wo galat hee hota kyunki meri manzil hee galat thi....aur yahi hua..."
"koyi rasta galat nahi hota,Arman..har rasta hume kisi na kisi manzil se jodta hee hai...ab tu apne dusare raste ko hee dekh le, Esha ki jagah tujhe Nisha mil gayi..."
"Nisha....lekin..."
"lekin-vekin kuchh nahi...bas tu apne dil me Nisha ko Esha ki jagah replacement kar de...aur humara profession bhi to wahi hai ki jab kisi machine me koyi part kharab ho jata hai to hum us kharab part ka


shok manane ki bajay ,dusare part se replacement kar dete hai...." "par main koyi machine nahi..."
"abey maan le na ki tu machine hai..thik usi tarah jaise zindagi bhar hum har sawal me 'X' ko mante aaye hai...."
"kafi achchhe-achchhe dialogues marne laga hai tu...."Arun ke samne apne hathiyaar dalte hue maine kaha...
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"tu janta hai...aaj main bahut khush hoon, kyunki maine pahli baar tujhe muh-chodi me hara
diya  lekin main dukhi bhi hoon kyunki Varun abhi tak nahi aaya aur train ki bheed dekhkar mera khoon sookh raha hai...."
"chinta mat kar main Universal donor hoon....blood donate kar dunga tujhe...."
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Arun ne ghadi me time dekha aur udas bhari nigaah mujhpar dali. Train ko chhutane me ab sirf 20 minutes hee baki the ki tabhi paseene se nahaya hua mera rahis dost Varun mujhe platform par aate hue dikhayi diya...

mujhe nahi pata ki Varun ne itni bhag daud kabhi khud ke liye bhi ki hogi ya nahi...lekin wo aaj mere sabse khas dost ke liye idhar se udhar bhag raha tha...tab mujhe laga ki zindagi ki yahi chhoti-chhoti ghatnaye vastav me humari sampatti hoti hai,jise hume kabhi nahi khona chahiye.....

Arun ke liye ticket ka jugad ho gaya tha aur uske jane ke baad jab main aur Varun wapas apne room ki taraf aa rahe the...to Varun ne car drive karte hue mujhse puchha....
"yaar, Seventh semester tak ki kahani to tune suna di...lekin Vibha mam ko to tune abhi tak nahi choda
....sale kitna alsi tha tu  "
"par yahi sach hai...kisi ke pasand karne ya na karne se main apni kahani nahi badalne wala..." "ok baby...8th semester ka thoda introduction de de...bole to trailor dikha de thoda..."
"abhi nahi...pahle main Nisha se milinga aur phhir baad me 8th Semester par pahuchunga....sala dil bahut udas hai,Arun ke jane "


 
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"Varun ek kaam kar..."jab Car colony ke andar ghusi to maine Varun se kaha.... "bolo malik..."
"tu apna mobile mujhe de...kuchh important kaam hai..."
"ghanta important kaam hai...tu jaroor use call karne ke liye mujhse mobile maang raha hai..."
maine socha ki Varun mazak me ghanta-vanta kar raha hai ,isliye mobile lene ke liye maine apna hath uski taraf badhaya ,lekin Varun ne mujhe apna mobile dene ke bajay...mere hath ko door jhadak diya.... "chodu hai kya..."
"mujhe ek artical likh kar kuchh dino me submit karna hai, aur mujhe mere mobile ki jaroorat pad sakti hai..."
"main likh dunga...lekin abhi mujhe apna mobile de..."
"shakal dekhi hai, bada aaya artical likhne wala....beta waha MC, BC ,BKL,MKL nahi likhna hota,jisme tu mahir hai..."
"i can do everything in every field  "
"samjha kar...nahi to mujhe mobile dene me kya problem hoti...."
"problem ye hai ki mera dil udas hai...jo tu nahi samajh raha...mobile de de warna yahi par shahid kar dunga...."
"sorry...."
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"yadi tu mujhe apna mobile dega to tujhe main ye bataunga ki deepika mam abhi kaha hai...aur waise bhi tu apna kaam aadhe ghante baad shuru karega to tujhpar koyi aasman nahi girega....."

R.Deepika ka sahara lete hue maine Varun se kaha,kyunki jab deepika ka topic chal raha tha to Varun deepika mam par kuchh jyada laar tapka raha tha....isliye maine socha ki shayad deepika ke baare me aage janne ki utsukta usase mera kaam kara de...sala main itna hoshiyar kaise hoon

"mujhe koyi fark nahi padta ki R.Deepika is waqt kaha marwa rahi hai...aur waise bhi i love my
profession more than  "
"thik hai Profession Lover, phhir car yahi rok main Kuchh chahal kadmi karke aata hoon....lekin ek baat yaad rakhna ki deepika ke bare me tujhe kabhi kuchh nahi maloom chalega.maine socha tha ki tu ye janne ke liye bekarar hoga ki college se buttkick karke nikali gayi deepika ke sath kya-kya hua...wo kis-kis se mili, usne kaise-kaise kaam kiye...even main tujhe uski bikni me photo tak dikha sakta hoon...khair jab tu interested hee nahi hai to koyi baat nahi,apna kya...kahi na kahi se jugad kar hee lunga.tu nahi to koyi aur sahi..."Car se nikalte waqt berukhi se maine kaha....
meri berukhi aur deepika mam ko dekhne ki Varun ki chah kaam kar gayi....main abhi thodi hee door aage aaya tha ki Varun ne car aage badha kar mere bagal me rok di...
"ab ja na lawde,apna artical pura kar...yaha kya marwane aaya hai..."Varun ko dhikkarte hue maine apna seena tana aur badbadate hue aage badha"jab mobile nahi tha tab bhi launde ,laundiyo se milne jate the...jab unhe koyi dar nahi tha to phhir mujhe kahe ka darr...dayi chod dunga Nisha ke baap ki yadi sala beech me aaya to..."
"oye ruk...."
"chus..."
"Arman ruk be..."


"man to nahi hai tera mobile lene ka lekin jab tu mujhse itni minnate kar hee raha hai to...la de mobile,tu bhi kya yaad rakhega ki kis mahan purush se pala pada tha..."
"maine kab kaha ki main tujhe mobile dene ke liye rok raha hoon...aur sale maine minnat kab ki tere samne...."Car se nikal kar Varun mujhe dhakka dete hue bola....
"beta,main aasman me udti hui chidiya ko dekhkar ye bata sakta hoon ki wo ab kis taraf mudegi...phhir tu chiz hee kya hai...aur yadi tujhe mujhe mobile nahi dena hota to ,mobile tere jeb me hota na ki tere hath me..."
Mere is word war se Varun ne apna mobile wala hath peechhe karte mujhse kaha ki usne mobile time dekhne ke liye nikala tha....
"ye le...iska matlab to yahi hua ki tu Newton ko gravity aur Einstein mahoday ko Relativity padha raha hai,wo bhi Commerce ka hokar....tere hath me bandhi ghadi kya kharab ho gayi hai jo tune time dekhne ke liye mobile nikalne ka kast kiya....ab seedhe se mobile mujhe de aur yaha se chalta ban...bore mat kar..."
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Iske baad Varun ki aur kuchh bolne ki himmat nahi hui, wo mere dwara apni is ghor bejjati par gussa to bahut tha...lekin wo ab jaan gaya tha ki aage kuchh bolne ka matlab ,khud ki aur bhi bejjati karana tha...isliye Varun apne sare gusse ko daru ki tarah pee gaya aur chup chap mobile mujhe dekar car ke andar gaya, car start ki aur slowly-slowly waha se jaane laga.....tabhich maine socha ki jab lapete me ise le hee liya hai to pura nanga kiya jaye...kyunki kya pata dobara aisa mauka kab aaye, isliye maine Varun ke andar ki aag bhadkane ke liye jor se chillaya....
"sun be, khana bana kar rakhna...warna is mahine ki pagar nahi dunga..."
mere in shabdo ne Varun ke tapte jism me ghee ka kaam kiya aur Varun turant jal utha...usne apni car roki aur bahar nikal kar daudte hue mere paas aaya....
"gand me bamboo dalkar ek lakh R.P.M. Ki speed se ghumaunga...."
"aisa kya...le phhir r.p.m. Ka full form bata  ,beta engineer ke sath rahkar koyi engineer nahi ban jata...engineer banne ke liye char saal tak tapna padta hai,tab ye kabiliyat aati hai...tere jaisa commerce subject ka launda ye nahi samajh sakta"bolte hee main waha se bhag khada hua,kyunki mujhe maloom tha ki yadi ek pal aur main waha khada rahta to mera murder ho jata....
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Varun ke paas se khisakne ke baad main Nisha ke ghar se thodi door par aakar ruk gaya aur no. dial kiya.....
maine kayi baar koshish ki ,lekin Nisha thi ki phone uthane ka naam hee nahi le rahi thi,...
"iski to...phhir ise mobile dene ka fayda hee kya hua,jab time pe baat hee nahi honi hai to...."mobile se baat karte hue maine kaha aur call log me jakar Nisha ke number ke number par mobile ki hari batti daba di....lekin natija is baar bhi pahle wala hee raha...ghanti to ja rahi thi lekin meri ghanti(Nisha ) call recieve hee nahi kar rahi thi...iske baad maine 5-6 baar aur try mara aur jab koyi kamyabi nahi mili to kisi thake -hare hue insaan ki tarah Nisha ke ghar ki taraf dekha...to mujhe Nisha ke ghar ke bahar do car khadi dikhayi di aur jaha tak main janta tha ,wo dono car mere sasural walo ki nahi thi...yani ki Nisha ke ghar me koyi bahari aadmi aaya hua tha aur Car dekhkar hee lag raha tha ki sala bahut rahis hoga.....
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ab jab ye clear ho gaya ki Nisha ke ghar me kayi bahari log hai to dimag ne ye bhi theory bana dali ki Nisha ,jaroor unhi logo ke samne hogi ,isiliye wo mera call recieve nahi kar rahi hai....lekin ab sawal ye paida hua ki Nisha ke ghar aaya kaun hai....
shuru me socha ki chalkar Nisha ke ghar ki rakhwali karne wale guard se baato hee baato me puchh liya


jaye,lekin phhir jab dhang ka kuchh nahi sujha to maine apna irada taal diya....
"kahi sala David aur uski family to nahi aayi hai..."eka-ek mere 1400 gm ke bheje me ye khayal kaudha aur phhir ye khayal beet rahe har seconds ke sath prabal hota gaya...
 
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Nisha ke ghar ke bahar khada main ,yahi soch raha tha ki yadi sach me David aur uske pariwar wale hee andar honge to phhir mujhe jald se jald kuchh sochana padega...warna Nisha hath se nikal jayegi... "haan bol dayan...kis par jadu tona kar rahi thi...jo mera phone nahi uthaya..."Nisha ne kuchh samay baad khud mujhe call kiya ,tab main uspar bhadakte hue bola"kaha hai..."
"bathroom me hoon...badi mushkil se call kar payi hoon..." "bathroom me  kya kar reli hai ,hmm"
"shut up..."
"chal thik hai,nahi batana to mat bata ,wo tera personal matter hai...lekin ye bata ki abhi kaun aaya hua hai tere ghar me..."
"tumhe kaise pata chala ki mere ghar me koyi aaya hua hai..."achanak chaukte hue usne apni aawaz tez karke puchha..
"bas aise hee andaza lagaya...kya sach me koyi aaya hai kya..."
"haan...David aaya hua hai aur lunch ke baad wo mujhe shopping ke liye le jane wala hai...."
"David....iski maa ka fill in the blanks...."phone rakhte hue maine aakhiri lafz Nisha se kahe"wishing you a happy married life..."
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Maine mobile gusse se jeb me ghusaya aur seedhe apne room ki taraf badha....mujhe gussa isliye aa raha tha kyunki jis khushi ke sath Nisha ne David ke uske ghar aane aur uske sath shopping par jane ki baat kahi thi...usase mujhe yakin nahi ho raha tha ki ye wahi Nisha hai,jo kuchh din pahle David ka name lekar pareshan ho rahi thi....uski aawaz me jara sa bhi rukhapan nahi tha yani ki David ke aane se wo bahut jyada khush thi....aisa maine socha, lekin haqiqat kuchh aur ho sakti thi,yadi Nisha ne mere call disconnect karne ke baad mujhe return call kiya hota to lekin usne aisa nahi kiya....
Main pure raste bhar Nisha ke return call ka wait karte hue apne room ki taraf badh raha tha aur apne room par bhi pahuch gaya,lekin abhi tak Nisha ne ek bhi return call nahi ki thi....


 
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Waqt ko badalte hue sabne dekha hoga lekin kabhi-kabhi waqt nahi insaan badal jate hai,unki chah badal jati hai,jeene ki vajah badal jati hai....aur ye seedhe humare left side yani ki dil par hamle ke barabar hota hai aur jab aapke dil ke sabse karibi shaks aisa kare to mano dil par kisi ne parmanu hamla kar diya ho.....aisa lagta hai.
ek baar to ye parmanu hamla main jhel chuka tha aur aage bhi jhel sakta tha....lekin ,sala abki baar chutiya banne ka mood nahi hai.
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Room par aaya to aaj pichhale kuchh dino ki tarah Arun bhi nahi tha ,jo gali dekar puchhe ki 'kaha gaya tha lawde...daru laya ya aise hee muh uthakar aa gaya ' .
Akela Varun hee tha aur wo bhi is waqt apna lap top pakde marwa raha tha isliye Varun ko disturb kiye hue bina main seedhe balcony par ja pahucha.Cigarette ki packet ulat-pulat ki lekin packet khali nikli...isliye ab chup-chap hokar balcony me khade rahne ke siwa mere paas koyi dusara rasta nahi tha.... Jab kuchh thanda hua to socha ki kahi main Nisha ko parakhne me jaldbaji to nahi kar raha hoon....ho sakta hai wo kisi aur baat se us waqt khush rahi hogi....
"lekin use kam se kam ek return call to karna hee chahiye....main hota to ek nahi dus return call karta...."Mobile par Nisha ka number dekhte hue main jhallaya....
"ye laundiyo wali harkat mat kar, be A Mard...."maine turant apna hee virodh kiya.....
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jab kuchh aur samay gujara to mujhe khud ki galti dikhne lagi aur mujhe mere andar ki wo burayi nazar aayi ,jo mujhme nahi honi chahiye thi.....Main hamesha se Kabirdas ka fan tha aur unke ek all time favorite dialogue"Kaal Kare So Aaj Kar, Aaj Kare So Ab" par chalta tha...aur isi karan mere andar sabra naam ki chiz nahi thi...apni aadat ke viparit maine ek baar sabra kiya...wo bhi ek din, do din nahi...ek hafte, do hafte nahi...ek mahine ,do mahine nahi...yaha tak ki ek saal ,do saal bhi mere us sabra ke samay seema ke aage kam pad gaye....maine pure char saal tak sabra kiya lekin us sabra ne hee meri achchhi tarah se maar li....tab se Sabra naam ki chidiya mere aas-paas bhi nahi udati.....
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Apne hath me mobile pakde hue main Nisha ke mobile number ko dekh raha tha aur us baat ko aadha ghanta beet jaane ke bawjood abhi tak intezaar hee kar raha tha ki wo mujhe ab call karegi...ab call karegi...
dil ne kaha ki wo nahi karti to tu khud kar le aur meri bechaini ko khatam karde,lekin dimag ne kaha ki 'beta ek baar laundiya ke chakkar me chud chuke ho aur abki baar wala scene bhi kuchh waisa hee ban raha hai...isliye jara sambhal kar aur use hee call karne do...."
Ichchha to bahut ho rahi thi ki abhich mobile ki hari batti do baar daba doon ,lekin phhir socha"jane do,sala apni bhi koyi aaukat hai...khud call karegi to kare...main to ab call hee nahi karunga...."
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Jaise jaise waqt beet raha tha waise-waise mera dimag bhi satak raha tha aur jab pure do ghante tak balcony me khade rahkar Nisha ki call ka intezaar karte rahne ke baad bhi jab udhar se koyi call nahi aaya to maine gusse me Varun ke mobile ko hee switch off kar diya.....

"Arman Sir, jara mera mobile dene ki kripa karenge kya...."

"oh teri...gusse me to main ye bhi bhool gaya ki ye mobile mera nahi balki Varun ka mobile hai..."fatafat mobile on karte hue maine Varun se do minute rukne ke liye kaha aur phhir jakar bistar par uska mobile patak diya.....

"bade krodhit lag rahe ho mahashaya...Nisha se kuchh baat hui kya..."mere is ravaiye par Varun ne chutki li....
"baat hee to nahi hui...."itna bolkar main chup ho gaya...
Varun ne bistar se apna mobile uthaya aur kisi ko call karke kaha ki usne falana artical bhej diya hai...wo jakar check kar le.....uske baad Varun kuchh der tak apni aankh malta raha aur phhir aankh kholkar bola"chal bata deepika ke bare me..."
"mood nahi hai us R.deepika ke baare me baat karne ka..."
"to mood banao shriman...warna hum tumhari khatiya khadi kar denge..." "abey...pahle to tu ye bakchod language me bolna chhod..."
"chal ab nahi bolta....lekin ek baat bata, tujhe kabhi andar se feeling nahi aayi ki tune apne badle ki khatir deepika ka career barbaad kar diya...matlab ki usne jo kiya wo galat tha,main manta hoon...lekin deepika ko college se nikalne ke aalawa bhi to koyi dusara rasta nikal sakta tha...is tarah use badnaam karna aur phhir uski rozi-roti par laat marna ,ye to ek tarah se galat hua na...."
 
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Varun ka sawal jayaj tha lekin mere andar se kabhi ye khayal hee nahi aaya ki maine deepika mam ke sath jo kiya ,wo galat tha....main bola...
"tujhe pata hai, female black spider ki ek khasiyat hoti hai ki wo sambhog ke baad male spider ko kha jati hai aur deepika mam bhi usi black spider ki tarah thi ,jo kisi bhi ladke se chudne ke baad use nigal jati thi....yani ki us ladke ka career barbaad kar deti thi, isliye mujhe kabhi is baat par pachhtawa nahi hua ki maine use buri tarah badnaam karke college se nikala....mere barbaad hone ki beshak hee kayi vajah rahi ho, lekin sabse pahli vajah deepika mam khud thi..."thodi der ruk kar main aage bola"aur waise bhi deepika mam ko meri is harkat se fayda hee hua,kyunki aaj kal wo ek model hai...."
"model  kaha....."
Maine paas me rakhi hui ek magzine ko uthaya aur kayi panne palatne ke baad ek ladki ka photo Varun ko dikhaya ,jo kisi bikni brand ka advertise karne ke liye pose diye hue thi.....
"yahi hai R.Deepika..."
"kya..."mere hath se wo magzine turant chheenkar Varun ne apne hath me liya aur deepika mam ki photo ko upar se lekar neeche tak apni aankho se scan marne ke baad bola"badi dhansu item hai be ye to..."
"college ki no. 1 maal ye pahle bhi thi aur ab bhi hai..." "tab to tu iski fb id bhi janta hoga..."
"jis din isne college chhoda ,usi din isne apni facebook id deactivate kar di...."
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Varun bahut der tak deepika mam ki photo ko takta raha...aur phhir lambi saans lekar bola"chal aage bata..."
Main ab Varun ko apne college ki story suna-suna kar bore hua ja raha tha, isliye maine decide kiya


ki...aaj chahe jo ho jaye.8th Semester ki puri kahani sunakar hee dam lunga...bhale hee raat bhar jagna kyun na pade aur kal subah se apne kaam par jana shuru kar dunga...kyunki mujhe dar tha ki kahi industry wale mujhe nikal na de...isliye maine pahle hee Varun se shart rakhi ki jab tak 8th Semester khatam nahi ho jayega ,wo soyega nahi aur meri is shart par usne hami bhari .....
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"8th Semester ki shuruat jaise hui ,uske do-teen din baad hee hume pata chala ki Vibha janeman...college chhod rahi hai...aur ye mere Vibha ko chodne ke armano par jabarjast prahar tha....jise main bardasht nahi kar sakta tha...."


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Jab ye khabar mujhe mili tab main apne dosto ke sath hostel me tha aur jaise hee ye khabar suni to dil kiya ki khabar sunane wale ko apne hostel ki chhat se ulta latka doon ya phhir direct neeche fek doon.... kayi saal pahle maine ye padha tha ki kisi chiz ko 11.2 kilometer per second ki velocity se upar fekne par wo chiz earth se palayan kar jati hai aur phhir kabhi earth par laut kar nahi aati...isliye is waqt dil to ye bhi kiya ki khabar sunane wale us launde ko 11.2km per second ki raftaar se aasman me fek doon ,jisase wo earth se seedhe palayan kar jaye aur kabhi lautkar na aa paye....lekin main aisa nahi kar paya kyunki ye khabar kisi aur ne nahi balki humare Pandey ji ne sunayi thi....
"khud to hai hee manhoos aur khabar bhi waisi manhooso wali lata hai...sale tu mar kyun nahi jata aur


kitna jiyega...."Vibha se judayi ke gam me maine kaha..
"Kya Arman bhai...main to socha tha ki Vibha ke jaane se aap bahut khush hoge...lekin ye khabar sunkar to aap ulta mujhpar hee baras pade..."
"ise tu khushkhabari kahta hai...sale pure college me ye eklauti ladki thi ,jo mujhse baat karti thi...waise tu khush kyun hai Vibha ke jaane se, usne teri gand mari thi kya..."
"gand hee to maar rahi hai...sali sectional me chod deti hai mere ko..."
"ab uske class me Rajshri khakar baithega to yahi hoga...aur bata bhi raha hai to ab, pahle bataya hota to kuchh jugad bhi jamata, ab to wo ja rahi hai..."
"are hatao Vibha ko aur aaj raat ke daru programme ke baare me baat karte hai...."
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Vibha is pure college ki eklauti aisi ladki thi ,jo mujhse dhang se muskura kar baat karti thi...main kitna bigda hua hoon, kitna badmash hoon...isase use kabhi koyi fark nahi pada...class test, midterm me mere kitne bhi number ho...uske subject me sectional hamesha mujhe badhiya hee mila,isliye Vibha se meri kabhi koyi bahas nahi hui...baki ladke jaha assignment likh-likh kar apne hath pakad lete the ,wahi main har baar sirf apna name likhkar copy jama karta ,lekin ek baar bhi wo kuchh nahi boli....aur to aur facebook me main usase double meaning wali hazaro baate karta tha,kyunki mera dili ichchha thi ki ek din wo bistar par mere neeche ho....lekin mere ye intention incomplete hee rah gaye....
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dusare din main college to pahucha lekin third period me aur tab tak Vibha ki class ja chuki thi aur ye class uski aakhiri class thi....jab college pahucha to dosto ne bataya ki aaj Vibha mam ki class me koyi padhayi nahi hui...wo log pure ek ghante Vibha mam se sirf hansi mazak karte rahe aur class ke end me sabhi laundo-laundiyo ne Vibha mam ko unki aage ki life ke liye all the best kaha ,jiske baad Vibha ne bhi puri class ko all the best kaha.....sala main hee is mauke pe chauka marne se rah gaya, yadi kal raat daru nahi pee hoti to....khair ab pachhtaye hot kya ,jab chidiya chug gayi khet aur waise bhi I LOVE DARU MORE THAN GIRLS....
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"kya soch raha hai be Arman...chal Canteen se aate hai..."lunch hone ke baad bhi jab main apni jagah par baitha raha to Arun bola...
"kuchh nahi,bas Vibha janeman ke baare me soch raha hoon....mere paas full mauka tha use patane ka,lekin main to lund hilata raha...kabhi try hee nahi kiya aur aaj jab wo ja rahi hai to ekdum kharab lag raha hai...ab class me wahi badsurat teacher rahenge,jinki surat dekhte hee padhne ka man nahi karta..."
"chal canteen me first year ki laundiyo ko tadte hai...is baar to puri miss india aa gayi hai college me..." "Wo sab chhod aur ye bata ki Vibha is waqt kaha hogi ,tere hisab se..."
"is waqt...."andaza lagate hue Arun bola"mechanical department me hogi aur kaha hogi..."
"ek kaam kar tu ja, main aaj canteen nahi ja raha....Vibha se milkar aata hoon..."Vibha se milne ka irada karke main apni jagah se utha ,to Arun ne mera kandha pakad kar mujhe wapas baitha diya...
"tujhe lagta hai ki wo tujhse milegi...abey lodu ,wo is waqt mechanical department me hogi...aur waha apne sare khadoos teacher honge..."
"to kya hua..."
"to kya hua.....beta tu mechaniclal department me to usase baat kar nahi payega isliye tu use bahar aane ke liye hee kahega...aise me wo sale ,MC teachers pakka kuchh na kuchh galat samajh lenge....jate-jate to use badnaam mat kar..."
"tu hoshiyari mat chod aur ja apna kaam kar...mujhe maloom hai ki kya karna hai, bada aaya mujhe


salah dene wala..."
"marwa phhir...mujhe kya..."bolkar Arun turant class se bahar nikal gaya...aur main mechanical department ki taraf badha....
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waise to kuchh der pahle maine Arun ko gali dekar bhaga diya tha,lekin usne sahi hee kaha tha ki department me jakar Vibha ko seedhe bahar bulana ,khatarnak sabit ho sakta tha...isliye main apne department ke bahar jakar rook gaya aur Vibha ke mobile par ek messege tapka diya ki mujhe usase milna hai....
Mere messege karne ke 10 minute baad tak jab Vibha mechanical department se bahar nahi nikli to maine ye maan liya ki ab wo bahar nahi aayegi ,isliye main wapas jane ke liye muda...lekin tabhi peechhe se Vibha janeman ne mujhe aawaz di....
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"mujhe laga nahi ki aap aaogi...isliye wapas ja raha tha..."Vibha ko bahar dekh main uski taraf badha... "lunch me busy thi...ab free hoon,bolo kya baat hai..."
"aaj badi dhansu lag rahi ho....bole to you are looking beautiful..."
Meri is tarif bhare shabdo ka Vibha ne koyi jawab nahi diya jabki aam taur par ladkiya apne liye aise word sunkar samne wale ko smile ke sath thanks kahti hai...lekin Vibha mam ki apni hee ek khas aadat hai ,jo ye ki main jab bhi use khubsurat kahta tha to uska muh aise ban jata tha jaise maine uski tarif nahi balki bejjati ki hai...khair ye humara personal matter hai...tum logo ko involve hone ki jaroorat
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"dil se bol raha hoon mam ki you are looking so beautiful...ab to ja rahi ho ,kam se kam jate-jate to thanks bol "
"thanks...lekin tumne abhi tak ye nahi bataya ki mujhse ,tumhe aisi kaun si baat karni thi..."
Vibha ke ye kahte hee main soch me pad gaya...kyunki main ye soch ke hee nahi aaya tha ki Vibha se mujhe kya baat karni hai...isliye main waha khada rahkar kuchh der tak to idhar-udhar jhakta raha aur phhir bola "yaha se kahi door chale  "
"chalo..."
"kya..."mere sath chalne ke uske jawab se main thoda nervous sa ho gaya...kyunki mujhe abhi tak samajh nahi aaya tha ki Vibha se actually main baat kya karu ?
hum dono waha se door aaye aur phhir ek jagah jakar Vibha rook gayi aur meri taraf dekhne lagi....jisase main aur bhi nervous ho gaya...mere andar is waqt saukado toofan utha hua tha ,jo shabdo ke roop me mere andar se bahar nikalkar Vibha ke kano tak jana chahta tha....is waqt mere andar kayi khayalat aa rahe the, jaise ki Vibha ko 'i love you' kahna ya phhir 'i want to fuck you' kahna....lekin in sabhi ke beech maine wo topic chheda jiski ummid na to Vibha ko thi aur na hee mujhe....wo to bas ek second ke andar hee mere dil me aaya aur maine kah diya....
"Sidar ko to janti hee hongi...bole to wahi apne MTL bhai..."bolne ke sath hee mere andar ek dukh ka anubhav hua...aur aisa hee kuchh-kuchh reaction Vibha ka bhi tha...
"use kaun nahi janta...lekin Sidar ke baare me mujhse kya baat karni hai...hum dono to kabhi dost tak nahi the...."
"exactly...ise ke baare me to baat karni hai...."Vibha ki aankho me aankhe gadate hue main bola"unhone mujhse kaha tha ki wo aapse...matlab...wo ,aapse..."
"pyar karta tha...."mere aadhure vakya ko pura karte hue Vibha ne kaha"lekin maine to usase kabhi pyar nahi kiya...."


"wahi to puchhane aaya hoon ki kyun nahi kiya...koyi khas dushmani thi kya unse..."
"jisase dushmani na ho ,iska matlab ye to nahi hota ki usase pyar kiya jaye....aur waise bhi ab wo nahi hai to is baare me baat karne ka koyi fayda nahi....main chalti hoon..."
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"ye kya kar diya  ye to naraz ho gayi..."Vibha ko waha se jate dekh main khud par cheekha aur tej kadmo ke sath aage badhte hue Vibha ke thik samne khada ho gaya....
"sorry...waise main ye puchhane aaya tha ki yaha se ja kab rahi ho...mera matlab train kitne baje ki hai..."
"tumhe kaise pata ki main train se  "
"ab plane se to jaogi nahi aur Rajasthan tak yaha se koyi bus jati nahi...isliye jaogi to train se hee...ab batao kitne baje ki train hai..."
"11:30 PM....lekin ye kyun puchh rahe ho..."
"bas aisich general knowledge ke liye...kya pata Indian Engineering service(IES) ke exam me ye question aa jaye  "
"to main chalu..."
"ja aish kar..." "sudharoge nahi tum..."
"koyi sudharne wali mili nahi...warna bande hum utne bigde hue bhi nahi the...aap try maar sakti ho  "

"apna ye jadu uspar chalaya karo,jispar chalta ho....aur haan ,yadi raat ko railway station aa rahe ho to 11 baje pahuch jana....kuchh important kaam hai...mujhe aane me thoda bahut late ho jayega to waha se bhag mat jana,mera intezaar karna....ab samne se hato..."

"janeman, intezaar to hum sirf do chiz ka karte hai...pahla 'Pirates of the Caribbean' ke next part ka aur dusara Sachin  ki batting ka...."goggles lagate hue maine kaha"isliye time par pahuch jana  "
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Vibha se milne ke baad maine time dekha to maloom hua ki recess khatam hone me ab bhi 20 minute baki the aur pet me bhookh ke mare jo khalbali machi hui thi uske baad to sirf canteen hee ekmatra sahara tha...isliye main Canteen ki ore chal pada...Pet me bhookh ke karan machi khalbali ke aalawa ek aur karan tha,jiski vajah se main canteen ja raha tha...wo karan ye tha ki last semester se college ke kuchh ladko ne apna ek alag group bana liya tha...jo aaye din kisi na kisi ko pelte rahte the...mujhe Pandey ji ne iski information kuchh din pahle hee di thi aur ye bhi kaha tha ki wo recess ke waqt pura time canteen me rahte hai....isliye Canteen me jakar us group ko thik karna tha aur waise bhi jab se maine apne charo plan ko deactivate kiya hai,tab se main jab chahu,jise chahu, jaha chau...thok sakta hoon...

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Chapter-45:A corner of the past
Update-176
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Mere charo plans mere sath lagbhag ek saal tak rahe ,jiska natiza ye hua tha ki mera CPI jo 4th semester ke baad 7.6 tha wo ab 7.9 tak aa pahucha tha aur Seventh Semester ke result ke baad to mujhe puri ummid thi ki mera CPI 8.0 pointer touch kar jayega ya phhir 8.O ko cross kar jayega....5th Semester me camp ke baad maine ek simple ,sharif life gujari thi...jisme na to koyi maar-dhad thi aur na hee koyi laundiyabazi....meri us simple and sharif si life me sirf ek burayi thi jise main door nahi kar paya tha aur wo thi meri daru peene ki aadat, jo ab bhi barkarar hai.....
5th Semester se jaha mere CPI upar chadhne shuru hue ,wahi mere khas dosto ka haal pahle jaisa hee raha...Arun ne thodi ,bahut progress to ki lekin wo 7.5 tak hee atka hua tha..Saurabh 7.2 me tha aur is beech ek saal me Sulabh ke points par jordar girawat hui...pahle jaha uska CPI 8.3 ke karib tha wo ab neeche ludhak kar 7.7 par aa pahucha tha....hum log kabhi aapas me padhayi ki baat nahi karte the
,isliye mujhe Sulabh ke is ghatiya perfomance ka exact reason to nahi maloom...lekin jaha tak meri


samajh jati hai,uske anusar...Megha se din ba din badhta hua Sulabh ka pyar iska reason ho sakta tha....jo bhi ho apne group me to main hee topper tha
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Mere plans mujhme achchhi-khasi progress kar rahe the ,jisase meri image college me bahut had tak sudhar gayi thi...aur to aur ek hee semester me mere dwara 12 subjects clear karne wale karname ko college ke bigde ladke inspiration ke taur par lete hai  . Mere charo plans ke sath meri bahut achchhi pat rahi thi lekin kuchh dino pahle jab main Seventh Semester ki chhutti ke baad ghar gaya tha to maine ek din ,raat ke waqt socha ki mujhe 8th Semester ke baad kya karna hai....apne future ke isi jhamele me main us raat lagbhag kayi ghante tak ulajhata raha....mere sath Google Maharaj bhi the ,lekin tab bhi mujhe is uljhan se nikalne me kayi ghante lag gaye...jiske baad maine apna ek lakshya decide kiya ,jiski taiyari mujhe 8th Semester ke baad karni thi....isliye maine turant apne sabhi plans ko alwida kaha aur apne purane josh ke sath college me entry mari....
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Varun aur Gautam ,ye do aise launde the...jo mere ateet me apni ek ghatiya si chhap chhod kar ja chuke the...jab main fifth semester me tha tab Varun college se gaya aur mere seventh Semester me aate-aate tak Gautam ne bhi apni degree puri kar li aur college se chalta bana....Varun aur Gautam dono local launde the isliye mahine-do mahine me apni gand marwane aur rola jhadne college tapak hee padte the....in dono ke college se jane ke baad mujhe bahut hee benefit hua..kyunki College me ab mere samne sar uthane wala koyi nahi bacha tha,siway kuchh hafte pahle bane ek naye group ko chhodkar....kul-milakar kaha jaye to ab pure college par meri badshahat thi aur fourth year me aate hee maine sabse pahle ragging ko roka...shuru me plan to tha ki pure college me senior ladko ko dara- dhamka kar ragging band karwa doon...lekin baad me ye badi aafat sabit hui...isliye phhir maine sirf apne mechanical branch me ragging rukwayi....maine second year se lekar fourth year tak ke class me jakar sabko sakht warning di thi ki koyi bhi ladka ya ladki first year ke students ko nahi pakdega....aur aisa hua bhi....
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Varun aur Gautam ke jaane ke baad sirf ek kaanta aisa tha jo mujhe chubhta tha aur wo kaanta thi R.Divya...Mujhe hamesha se hee Divya ko dekhkar jaane kyun aisa lagta tha ki wo sali bhootni mere khilaf jaroor koyi na koyi shadyantra rach rahi hai....lekin 8th Semester ke aate-aate tak ab main R.Divya ko jyada serious nahi leta tha...kyunki yadi sach me Divya mere khilaf kuchh soch rahi hoti to ab tak koyi na koyi kand ho hee jata ,jo ki nahi hua tha....
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Yun to Divya kabhi mere samne kuchh nahi bolti thi lekin mujhe hamesha se yahi lagta ki wo Esha ko mere khilaf bhadka rahi hai...kyunki pichhale ek saal me main aur Esha farewell aur welcome party ke dauran kitni hee baar aamne-samne aaye...lekin har baar wo chandalin Divya uske sath rahti aur uske kaan me kuchh kahti...jiske baad Esha mujhe aise ignore marti jaise ke railway station me do anjaan aadmi ek-dusare ko ignore marte hai....Esha aur mere beech mere dwara Gautam ki thukayi se jo chuppi thi ,wo ab tak bani hui thi...reason wahi tha ki...na to wo shuruat karti aur main shuruat karu ,ye ho nahi sakta.......
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ek aur bada changes humare is final semester ke pahle hua ,wo ye ki humare hostel ka warden badal gaya...aur jo naya warden humare hostel me aaya wo apni tarah ki fitrat ka tha...matlab ki wo purane wale warden ki tarah har waqt rules and regulations ki baat na karke rum aur whisky ki baat karta tha....kul milakar humari life me pichhale ek saal se kuchh khas nahi hua tha...humare friends circle me


sirf sulabh hee aisa tha jisne maal patayi thi baki bache hum charo (main,Arun,Saurabh aur Pandey ji ) Ke real life aur fb profile par ab bhi single relationship chhapa hua
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Vibha se milkar main canteen ki taraf badha aur waha pahuchte hee maine Arun,Saurabh ko dhoondha lekin dono waha se lapata the...isliye main canteen me jakar ek table par chup-chap baith gaya aur bhookh se tilmilate apne pet ko shant karne ke liye canteen wale ko order de diya....
College me jis naye gang ki baat Rajshri Pandey kar raha tha , yadi wo is waqt canteen me maujood hote to unse mulaqat karne ka ye mera pahla mauka hota....main un laundo se isliye bhi milna chahta tha kyunki unhone pichhale hafte hee city me rahne wale first year ke ek ladke ko mara tha,jiski information mujhe pandey ji ne hee di thi....
main jab tak apna pet bharta raha tab tak Canteen me sab kuchh normal hee raha lekin jab main apna bill pay karne counter par gaya to tabhi puri canteen me kuchh ladke taliya baja-baja kar jor se hasne lage....ab ye to fact hai ki jab koyi aisi bakchodo wali harkat karega to sabki nazar usi par jayegi...isliye us waqt mere sath-sath canteen me mauzood sabhi students ki aankhe unhi ladko par tik gayi...jo ek ladki par hans rahe the....baad me mujhe pata chala ki un laundo ne apna jhootha pani us ladki ke glass me daal diya tha aur phhir uska mazak uda rahe the....
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"aap log kuchh bolte kyun nahi inhe..."counter par baithe hue shaks ki taraf apne bill ke paise sarkate hue maine kaha...
"ab ek do baar ki baat ho to ,hum kuchh kare bhi...lekin ye to har din ka natak hai...do din pahle yahi ladke canteen me kaam karne wale ek ladke se lad pade the aur use do-teen hath bhi jama diye..." "Principal ke paas shikayat kyun nahi ki aapne..."
"are bhai...apne ko khana-kamana bhi hai...kaun panga le in ladko se...garam khoon hai na jaane humara kya nuksaan kar baithe..."
"bill bharte hai wo ladke ya phhir aise hee free fokat me khate hai..."

"unke baap ka raaz hai kya...jo mufat me khayenge..."counter ke paas canteen me hee kaam karne wala ek aadmi khada hote hue jhallaya...."tumko to char saal se dekh rahe hai...kuchh bolte kyun nahi inhe..." "duniya badi zalim hai mere bhai...free me koyi kuchh nahi karta...mere bill ke paise wapas karo to main abhi ek minute me inhe thik kar doon...."

"ab kya pet pe laat maroge bhai...chalo ek kaam karna,kal paise mat dena...."
"okay baby...."maine goggles apne aankho me lagaya aur wahi counter ke paas khada hokar sochane laga ki mujhe kya karna chahiye....
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is dauran waha unke paas ek aur ladka aaya , jisne paas ke ek ladke ko zameen me girakar uski chair kheench li aur shaan se baith gaya....jo ladka zameen par gira tha ,uspar sab hans rahe the,siway us ladki ke ,jiske glass me un laundo ne jhootha pani dala tha....
.wo ladka jo zameen par gira tha wo dusare pal hee sharmindagi ke karan apna sar jhukaye hue khada hua aur aankho me aansu liye canteen se bahar gaya...

Goggle lagaye hue main dheere-dheere unki taraf badha aur jis ladke ne abhi ek ladke ko neeche giraya tha uske sar par peechhe se ek jordar chata mara aur jab gusse se wo peechhe muda to collar pakad kar use maine zameen par gira diya....

"sorry dosto....mujhe ek chair chahiye thi,isliye aisa karna pada...anyway Myself Arman........name to suna hee hoga  "

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Chapter-46:Warfare Comes to End~the beginning of Love
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Main unke hee table par unhi me se ek ko neeche zameen par gira kar baitha...us gire hue launde ko milakar wo paanch the aur ab canteen me mauzood sabhi log unki baat par hasne ki bajay unpar hans rahe the....jis ladke ko maine neeche giraya tha wo gusse se ubalte hue mere bagal me hee khada ho gaya....baki bache char launde apne krodh ko dabaye hue chup-chap baithe the....


Maine unlogo ko mujhe andar hee andar galiya dete hue socha ki salo ko pelkar seedhe waha se bhaga doon lekin phhir khayal aaya ki apne hee college ke launde hai isliye is baar jane deta hoon...
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"tum logo ke group me sirf paanch hee hai ya koyi aur bhi pahalwan hai..."paancho ki taraf dekhte hue maine kaha"ek final year ka hai,ek third year ka hai...do launde second year ke lag rahe hai...aur is lullu ko pahli baar dekh raha hoon...tu first year se hai kya be..."

"h...haan..."
"ye tere samne plate me jo samosa aur chatni rakha hai wo jootha hai kya..." "nahi..."pahle ki tarah is baar bhi us first year wale ne ek word me hee jawab diya....
"to ek kaam kar beta, chup chap nikal aur phhir kabhi canteen me dikha to tujhe samosa aur chatni banakar pure canteen me batunga...ab chal bhag yaha se.."
Mere kahne ke bawjood bhi wo first year wala launda wahi baitha raha aur apne gang ke baki members ki taraf is aas se dekhne laga ki uske seniors mujhe kuchh jawab denge.....
"koyi baat nahi...aaram se baithkar aapas me salah mashvara kar lo ki aage kya karna hai...tab tak main samosa khata hoon...aur ekdum relax hokar sochana ,kyunki samosa dakarne ke baad main relax nahi hone dunga...."bolte hue maine samne table par rakhi plate uthakar apne samne rakh li.....
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Canteen me eka ek jabarjast shanti chha gayi aur sabki nazar humare taraf aa tiki...jiske karan yadi wo ladke chup chap uthkar waha se jate to unki ghor bejjati hoti...isliye unhone bhi apna thoda dam dikhana shuru kar diya....unme se final year me jo tha usne mujhse kaha ki main baat ko aage na badhau aur chup chap waha se chala jaun.....
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Main is dauran kuchh nahi bola aur nasta karne ke baad apna muh saaf kiya aur first year ka ek ladka jo unme mauzood tha use ghuma ke ek hath mara....
"chal beta ab nikal...abhi tu first year me hai aur abhi se itne tevar...chup chap kat le idhar se warna agli baar seedhe gyroscope sar par de marunga...."
Apni ijjat sabke samne neelaam karwakar first year ka wo launda utha aur waha se chalte bana....uske baad maine apna goggle utarkar table par rakh diya aur bola...
"maine use warn kiya tha lekin usne socha ki tum akhand chutiye uski koyi help kar sakoge.khair koyi baat nahi,hota hai aisa...waise kisi mahan aadmi ne kaha hai ki Suaro se ladne ke bajay unhe seedhe maar dena chahiye kyunki yadi aap unse ladoge to isme use maja bhi aayega aur aap badnaam bhi honge.....lekin main thoda aur mahan hoon isliye tum suaro ko ek aur mauka deta hoon ,chup chap yaha se nikal jao aur college me shanti ka vatavaran banaye rakho warna aaj ke baad jis din bhi tum me se koyi apni aukat se bahar aaya to usi din tum log college se ghar nahi balki humare world famous khooni ground par jaoge....aage tum logo ki marzi ,kyunki agle 5 minute me hostel se 100 launde yaha aane wale hai...."
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Iske baad unme se koyi kuchh nahi bola aur apne jabdo ke beech friction late hue waha se chale gaye....un logo ke jaane ke baad main wapas usi table par baitha aur jis ladki ke glass me un laundo se jootha pani dala tha use apne paas bulaya....
wo ladki first year ki hee thi aur jab maine use apne paas bulaya to uske andar dar aur jhijhak ka adhbhut combination tha....dikhne me to wo koyi average ladki thi ,lekin uske andar ki darr aur jhijhak ne mujhe smile karne par mazboor kar diya....
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"chal baith aur apna intro de..."us ladki ko baithne ka ishara karte hue maine kaha... "tha...tha...thanks ,Sir...."baithne ke baad wo boli...
"ye Shahrukh wali style mujhe chidhane ke liye kar rahi hai ya Shahrukh ki fan hai..." "wo...wo to bas..bas thoda...thoda..."
"rahne de ek saal nikal jayega tere bolte-bolte tak...apna intro de..."
"Intro...ok...Sir,myself Aradhna Sharma, son of Mr. Krishnabihari Sharma aaannnd i am from Sagar,M.P. aaannnnd...."
"Aradhna Sharma..."use beech me hee maine roka aur kaha"dobara yadi kabhi koyi pareshan kare to is ummid me mat rahna ki Arman sir,tumhe wapas bachane aayenge...good luck aur ye to sirf shuruat hai..."
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Miss. Aradhna Sharma par apna raub jhadkar main waha se utha aur canteen se bahar jaane laga ki tabhi maine dekha ki Esha aur Divya ek table par apni kuchh friends ke sath baithi hui hai...isliye maine apne collar upar kiye aur canteen wale ko hath dikhakar jara tez aawaz me bola...
"koyi aur problem ,chhotu...yadi hogi to mujhe mail kar dena main dekh lunga...."
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Canteen se bahar aate hee meri takkar Kallu kanghi chor se hui...
"sala apni to kismat hee kharab hai...jaha baki launde ladkiyo se takrate hai,waha main takraya bhi to us kallu se. Apni to kismat me hee jaise grahan laga hua hai..."
Maine kallu ko do teen galiya baki aur waha se class ki taraf badha....
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ab mujhe full aazadi mil gayi thi aur apna naya warden bhi apne hee kism ka tha ,isliye humara room har raat beer bar ban jata tha,jaha se sharab aur beer ki nadiya..,cigarette ke dhue ke sath bahti thi....jisme pura hostel dubki lagata tha...us raat beer aur sharab ki nadi me dubki marne ke chakkar me main ye bhool baitha ki mujhe raat ko 11 baje railway station Vibha mam se milne jana hai...iski sudh mujhe tab hui jab raat ko 12 baje Vibha mam ne mujhe khud phone kiya....ab jab main daru peekar tun tha to mere muh se ant-shant nikalna to jaroori hee tha...lekin phhir bhi maine Vibha ki call recieve ki....
"main janti thi ki tum nahi aaoge..."
"i love you, janeman...tu kah de to abhich tere vaste apna private plane lekar aa jaun...bol ,kya bolti hai...aaun..."
"fuck you..."
"mera bhi kuchh yahi irada hai...double fuck you...ab phone rakh, next peg lene ka time ho rela hai...sali baboochad kahi ki,"
Us call ke dauran mere aur Vibha ke beech jo baat-chit hui,wo humari aakhiri baat-chit thi...uske baad Vibha Rajasthan gayi aur maine jab bhi uska number try kiya to uska number har baar switched off hee aaya...
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uske dusare din subah-subah mujhe ek aur call aaya ,jisne mere raato ki neend nahi,balki din ki neend haram kar di....
"suno mister...yadi is number par dobara call kiya to one zero zero dial karke tumhare khilaf F.I.R. Karwa dungi..."mere call uthate hee dusari taraf se kisi ladki ne mere sar par danda mara....


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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"F.I.R. , ye kya lafda hai yar..."kaan se mobile hatakar maine apne aankho ke samne kiya , number new tha...
"dekhiye kahi aapko koyi galatfahmi to nahi ho rahi...kyunki maine to kisi ko call nahi kiya..." "mujhe kya andha samajh rakha hai...kal raat se lekar abhi tak me duso call aa chuke hai tumhare
number se....aur har baar tumne rubish language ka istemaal kiya hai..."dusari taraf wali ladki mujhpar aur bhadakte hue barsi....
"ek minute....main jara check karke batata hoon..."bolte hue maine apne mobile ki call history check ki,jiske anusar mere mobile se last call kal ka tha ,jab maine apne ghar par baat ki thi....maine wapas mobile ko apne kaan me lagaya aur ekdum pyar se bola"dekhiye ,mere mobile ke call history me to aapka number nahi hai...jaroor aapko galatfahmi hui hogi..."
"are maine kaha na...ki is number se dus call kal raat mere number par aaye the...main to F.I.R. Karwane ja rahi hoon...."
"ek...ek minute...rukiye to jara..."F.I.R. ka name sunkar meri puri tarah fat padi....
kyunki aisa hee ek case mere ek dost ke sath hua tha..hua kuchh ye tha ki ek baar wo apne kisi dost ka mobile number save kar raha tha to galti se apne dost ke mobile number ke kuchh digit usase galat type ho gaye aur finally jo number save hua wo uske dost ka na hokar kisi unknown ladki ka tha....ab baat yaha se shuru hui. Mera wo dost ,apne mobile par saved us number par adult messeges bheja karta tha,ye sochkar ki ye messege uske dost ke paas ja rahe hai...wo bhi din me taqriban 10-12 messeges..aur phhir ek din use security officer station se phone aaya,jisme use security officer walo ne dhamki di ki wo security officer station me aaye warna uske khilaf F.I.R. darj kar di jayegi....ab mere us dost ki charo taraf se fati ,jaise abhi meri fati


padi thi aur mera wo dost jaha rahta tha,waha se 200 kilometer door ,dusare shahar ke us security officer station me gaya...jaha uske khilaf complain hui thi. Jab mera dost waha pahucha to security officer walo ne us ladki ko bhi bulaya ,jiske number par mere masoom se dost ne adult messege bheje the....aur phhir baad me ye khulasa hua ki mere dost ne number save karte waqt kuchh digit ko type karne me galti kar di thi....usne ye baat security officer ko batayi lekin security officer nahi mani aur mere us dost ko khamkha 10,000 ka jurmana bharna pada....
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aur ab yahi dar mujhe bhi sata raha tha ki kahi yahi sab mere sath na ho jaye,warna khamkha mujhe bhi fine bharni padegi..lekin jab maine call kiya hee nahi kisi ko to phhir ye laundiya mujhpar kyun bhadak rahi hai....kahi kal daru ke nashe me Arun logo ne to ye bakloli nahi ki aur phhir mujhe pata na chale isliye number mita diya hoga.....ya phhir ye laundiya mujhe chodu to nahi bana rahi...
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"hello...to main kya karu..."wo ladki phhir mujhpar cheekhi...
"do minute aap,hold kar sakti hai kya...main apne dost se puchh leta hoon ki kahi usne to call nahi kiya...please..."
"okay...okay, "
"thanks..."
bolkar maine customer care ko call kiya aur apne last three calls ki details mangi aur jo baat mere samne aayi ,wo ye ki mere number se last call kal ka tha...yani ye laundiya jo bahut der se f.i.r. -f.i.r. Kar rahi thi...usne ya to galti se mera number dial kar diya tha,ya phhir mere maje le rahi thi...iski maa ka
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"oh ,hello...janeman..." "ye kya badsaluki hai..."
"dekho babes....aawaz neeche karke baat kar,warna main tere khilaf F.I.R. darj karwa dunga ki tu subah- subah ek rahis, sharif aur bhavi engineer ko call karke dhamka rahi hai...."
"ye to ulti hee baat hui ki...pahle khud raat bhar call karke rubish language me baat karo aur phhir subah ulta dhamkiya do..."
"maine tujhe call kiya ? Abey main apne baap ko call nahi karta to phhir tujhe kya khakh call karunga...chal phone rakh de,warna aise bajaunga ki zindagi bhar bajti rahegi...."apna gala phhadte hue maine call disconnect kiya aur mobile door patak diya....
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"kya hua ,Arman bhai....ye subah-subah kise baja rahe ho..."mere kano me Rajshri Pandey ki aawaz padi....
maine room me charo taraf dekha ,lekin pandey ji kahi dikhayi nahi diye,
"ye kahi mere kaan to nahi baj rahe...mujhe abhi aisa laga ki Rajshri ne mujhse baat ki..." "are itthe dekho,Arman bhai...itthe..."
"lawda phhir mera kaan baja...."
"are kaan nahi baj raha, main bistar ke neeche pada hoon..."Pandey ji ne ek baar phhir mujhe aawaz lagayi...
"tu sale, Pandey...yaha mere bed ke neeche kya kar raha hai...nikal bahar, bose dk...."
bolne ke sath hee maine pandey ji ka pair pakda aur ghaseet kar bistar ke neeche se bahar kiya...
mera pura room bikhra pada tha , mere room ki halat aise thi ,jaise kal raat yaha chori ho gayi ho...aur to aur is waqt Arun ,Saurabh ka bhi kahi ata-pata nahi tha....
Rajshri Pandey ko bed ke neeche se ghaseet kar bahar nikalne ke baad main wahi uske paas baith gaya


aur usase Arun aur Saurabh ke baare me puchha....
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"jab aap so gaye the tab wo dono maal chodne gaye the...lagta hai wapas nahi aaye...aur sunao kya haal hai..."
"ekdum ghatiya haal hai aur ye bata ye rubish language ka matlab kya hota hai..."
"agar itna hee pata hota to main aaj yaha nahi balki MIT ya Oxford university me hota...aap bhi na Arman bhai,kamal karte ho..."
"chal thik hai aur yaha se jaane ke pahle pura room saaf karke jana warna bahut chodunga..."
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waha se uthkar main nahane pahucha aur nal kholkar apna sar thande pani ke neeche kiya, jiske karan mera sar kuchh halka hua....
"ye laundi kaun thi,iski maa ka...sali ne to ek pal ke liye dara hee diya tha....yadi mere college ki hoti to chut fadkar pura college uske andar ghusa deta...sali MC  BKL"
Daru ka asar college jate waqt bhi tha...college jate waqt mera thobda aise murjhaya hua tha jaise abhi kuchh der pahle kisi ne mujhe pakad kar do char hath jama diye ho...
"aaj se daru band..."ek sau ekkisawi baar jhooth bolte hue maine khud se kaha aur class ke andar ghusa...
ab jab din ki shuruat hee itni confusion bhari rahi ho to baki ka din kaise achchha jane wala tha...upar se humare mechanical department ki ladkiyo ki shakal dekhkar to nobel puraskar jeetne wale bande ka bhi khushi se jhoom utha hua mood kharab ho jaye...sali ek to akhand kali upar se kisi khoon peene wale jaanwar ki tarah daant aur jab wo mujhe dekhkar muskurati thi to dil karta ki apna sar apni desk par de
patku ki kyun maine uski taraf dekha..kyun
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shuru ke do period maine shant gujare aur teesare period me mere dosto ki entry hone ke baad main kuchh relax hua....
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"kyun be Arun, mujhe Rajshri pandey ne bataya ki tum log kal raat randi chodne gaye the ,sale kutto..."chalti hui class ke beech me maine khis-pish ki....
"to isme kya bura kiya...lekin sali koyi chodne ko mili nahi..." "kyun...sab sudhar gayi kya.."
"sudhari nahi...MC ,sab din bhar chut marwa-marwa ke thak kar so gayi thi aur jab raat ke 1 baje hum dono ne unka darwaja khatkataya to saliyo ne maa-bahan ki galiya dete hue hume waha se bhaga diya..."
"isiliye....isiliye main randi chodne nahi jata hoon...salo kuchh to level rakho apna..." "kahe ka level be....seedhe-seedhe bol na ki tera lund khada nahi hota hai..."
"no babes...aisa nahi hai, mera lund jab khada hota hai to jitna bada tu hai,utna bada hota hai...lekin wo kya hai na ki ' i don't like that choot which connect with my lund due to money'...."
"rahne de...sab maloom hai mujhe, tabhi deepika randi ne achchhe se chusaya tha third semester me...muh mat khulwa mera,warna..."
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"tum dono khud bahar jaoge ya main dhakke maar kar bahar nikalu..."humare power plant engg. subject Ke professor ne hume dekh kar bade hee shaleenta se kaha...jaise wo hume bahar jane ke liye nahi balki kisi baat par hume shabashi de rahe ho.....khair hum dono waha se bahar aaye aur 5th, 6th aur 7th semester ke baad ye pahla mauka tha,jab mujhe class se nikal diya gaya tha.....


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Professor ne hum dono ko class se bahar nikal feka aur sath me ye bhi kaha ki hum dono yahi class ke bahar hee khade rahe...phhir kya tha,hum dono puri period bhar class ke samne khade rahe...is beech jo bhi waha se gujarta usase hum dono hi..hello kahte aur uske puchhane par ki hum dono yaha bahar kyun khade hai,class ke andar kyun nahi jate to humara jawab hota ki hum dono class aane me late ho gaye the, isliye next class se andar
 jayenge...
Class khatam hone ke baad wo professor bahar nikla aur hum dono se bola ki recess me puri class ko
lekar auditorium me hum log aa jaye, Principal Sir ko kuchh kahna hai..... "kya kahna hai Sir, Principal sir ko..."Arun ne professor se puchha...
"jitna bola hoon utna karo...jyada chapad-chapad jubaan mat chalao,warna jeebh kaat lunga...time se pahuch jana..."
"teri *** ki choot, teri *** ka bhosda...teri *** ka lund..."silent mode me apni aadat anusar Arun ne apna muh chalaya aur class ke andar dakhil hua.....
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Recess ke waqt jaisa ki Power Plant wale sir ne kaha tha uska palan karte hue hum sab auditorium pahuche aur jaise hee auditorium me pahuche to...waha college ke sabhi branch ke final year wale students mauzood the....bole to full mahol.

"branch wise baithne ki koyi jaroorat nahi hai...sab log jaha chahe,waha baith sakte hai...."stage par khada hua ek aadmi bola...

"chal be Arun, dusari side chalte hai,waha CS ki ladkiya baithi hui hai...unhi ke peechhe baithenge...." CS ki laundiya ka naam lena to sirf mere liye ek bahana tha, mera mood to Esha ke thik peechhe wali seat me baithne ka tha...taki hum dono ke beech ki chemistry me kam se kam koyi reaction to ho..

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Esha ke liye mere dhadakte dil me hamesha wahi ahsaas,wahi khumar bana raha ,jo use pahli baar dekhne se shuru hua tha...aur har din wo badhta hee ja raha tha. Jee to karta ki apna dil cheer kar use dikha  aur use apne pyar ka najrana pesh karu,lekin phhir socha ki jyada shaan-patti nahi jhadna chahiye...warna yadi apna dil cheer-fad bhi diya to kya fayda...marna to mujhe hee hoga, isliye filhal maine ye dil ki cheera-fadi karne ka programme cancel kar diya .....
Ladkiyo se connection ke mamle me main Esha ke siwa ab tak R.deepika, Vibha aur Angelina darling ke hee sampark me raha tha....lekin jaisa utsah mere dil me Esha ko dekhkar aata tha ,waisa utsah baki ki teeno haseenao ko dekhkar nahi aata tha....jiska karan tha ki baki teeno ladkiya bahut chalu thi lekin Esha bholi-bhali pyari si,sunder si ,pari jaise dikhne wali ek bina dimag ki ladki thi....jise koyi bhi ,kabhi bhi bewkoof bana sakta tha...wo to shukra ho Esha ke baap ka jiske raub ke karan pure college me kisi ladke ke andar himmat nahi hui ki wo Kabhi Esha se jakar badtameezi kare.....warna college to wo 10 din me hee chhodkar bhag jati...
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Main aur meri mandali ne Esha aur uske friends ke thik peechhe wali row par apna tashreef rakha aur phhir humare hairless principal sir ne andar entry mari....
"mujhe bahut khushi hui ki aap sab yaha aaye...uske liye sabhi ko dhanyavaad...."
"koyi baat nahi sir...ye aap par Ehasaan raha..."Principal ke bhasad ka x-ray karte hue Arun aise hee kuchh bhi bake ja raha tha.(aur is x-ray ka result neeche red colour me show )
"aap sab yahi soch rahe honge ki maine aapko yaha kyun bulaya,darasal baat ye hai ki is varsh humare College ke pachas varsh pure hone ke uplaksha me samiti ne swarn jayanti manane ka faisala kiya hai.." "ye sala budhau, swarn jayanti me sone ke sikke batega kya be Arman..."
Arun ko is waqt maine fully ignore mara kyunki kya pata Principal sir sabke samne khada karke insult kar de...isliye main bade dhyan se unki baatein sunne me laga hua tha.....
"mere khayal se Swarn jayanti shabd se yaha sabhi parichit hee honge ki yah swarn jayanti samaroh kisi vidyalaya ya mahavidyalaya ya phhir kisi vishvavidyalaya me kyun aayojit kiya jata hai....khair ye sab to hum sabke liye pahli khushi ka vishay hai ki lekin dusari khushi ka vishay jo hai wo ye ki swarn jayanti samaroh ka udghatan aur koyi nahi balki is rajya ke mukhyamantri mahoday karenge aur wahi humare swarn jayanti samaroh ke mukhya atithi bhi rahenge...."
"ye MC takla sanskrit me baat kar raha hai kya be, BC..."
"abhi kuchh der pahle hee humari mukhyamantri mahoday se baat hui thi aur teesari khushkhabari jo main aapko dene wala hoon wo ye hai ki agle varsh se humara ye engineering college, autonomous banne ja raha hai...."
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'Autonomous' word sunte hee waha auditorium me baithe sabhi laundo ne jordar taaliya bajani shuru kar di aur idhar ye word main pahli baar sun raha tha, isliye mujhe kuchh pata hee nahi chala ki aakhir launde itni taaliya kyun baja rahe hai...lekin jab sab baja hee rahe the ,to humne bhi baja di taki kisi ko shaq na ho ki hume kuchh samajh nahi aaya hai  maine Arun ki taraf dekha aur Arun ne Saurabh ki taraf dekha...is aas me ki hum teeno me se kisi ek ko to us 'Autonomous' bomb ka matlab maloom hee


hoga...
"tum teeno thahre bakchod lekin abhi chupa raho ,bahar sab kuchh samjha dunga..."Sulabh ne apna seena thoda chauda karke kaha....
"rahan de...koyi jaroorat nahi hai , mere paas google maharaj hai ,main abhi check kar leta hoon..." Idhar ek taraf main Google baba ki chhatra-chhaya me pahucha to wahi dusari taraf Principal sir ne apna pravachan chalu rakha......

"to maine aap sabko yaha isliye bulaya hai kyunki swarn jayanti ke uplaksha me hum ek bahut bada karyakram rakhenge, jiski jankari aap sabhi ko Chhatrapal ji denge....yaha aane ke liye sabka bahut- bahut dhanyavaad...aap sabhi ka din mangalmay ho..."

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Mangalmay ka aashirvaad dene ke baad humare Principal sir waha se hate to Chhatrapal sir ne mic ka tetua pakad liya...Principal sir ke auditorium se jane ke baad sabhi students relax hue, warna abhi tak apni kamar aise seedhi kiye hue the ,jaise peechhe koyi hunter lekar khada ho aur usne warning de ke rakhi ho ki yadi jara sa bhi peechhe tike to ragad ke rakh dunga...khair ye sab to chalta rahta hai.

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Esha , Divya aur uske paas baithi hui baki laundiyo ko ye pata chal gaya tha ki is college ka sabse smart banda unke peechhe baitha hua hai aur jab se unhe ye baat maloom padi unme se koyi na koyi beech- beech me peechhe palat kar ye confirm karti ki ,main sach me waha baitha hoon ya mera koyi pratibimb waha hai  , meri aage row wali lagbhag sabhi ladkiyo ne peechhe palat kar hume dekha aur us waqt hum sabko aise ahsaas hua jaise is duniya ke sabse khubsurat bande humi log hai  lekin unka baar-baar yun peechhe mudkar hume dekhna ,humare gaal par tamache ki tarah tab laga...jab Principal sir ke jane ke baad aage wali row ki sabhi ladkiya waha se uthkar peechhe chali gayi.....
"inka maa ka..."Arun aage kuchh bolta usase pahle hee maine uska muh band kar diya....
kuchh der baad waha aur bhi kayi teachers aa gaye,jisme humare college ki basketball team ka coach bhi tha....jab sab aa gaye to Chhatrapal Sir, ne bolna shuru kiya....
Chhatrapal sir humare college ke sabse chahete teachers me se ek the, matlab ki wo aise teacher the,jinki launde thodi bahut izzat karte the.....Chhatrapal ji ne hume bataya ki golden jubilee ke is sunahare mauke par kul 7 din ka function hoga...jisme projects, models, singing,dancing,sports etc. Contest aayojit kiye jayenge aur jis student ko jis field me interest ho,wo us field se related teacher ke paas jaye aur taiyari shuru kar de....is beech ek sawal mere andar utha wo ye ki abhi tak aisi koyi baat nahi hui thi,jisme college ke sirf final year ke students ko hee bulaya jaye...lekin Chhatrapal Singh ne mera doubt kuchh der me hee door kar diya....aur jo baat hume pata chali wo ye ki hum final year walo ko auditorium me isliye bulaya gaya tha taki hum golden jubilee function ko sahi dhang se chalaye,bole to sari jimmedari hum par hee thi....jaise ki college ke juniors ke class me jana aur unse puchhna ki kya wo golden jubilee function me participate karenge....
"main to bilkul bhi ye chutiyapa nahi karne wala...sala naukar samajh rakha hai kya..."Arun phhir bhadak utha...
"chinta mat kar hum log ye sab nahi karenge bole to hum log kisi chiz me participate hee nahi karenge...de tali"
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Ab jab maine aur mere dosto ne ye decide kar liya ki hum log is pure chaka-chaundh se door rahenge to tabhi basketball ka coach samne aaya aur usne kaha ki jis-jis ko bhi basketball khelna aata hai,wo yaha aa jaye....aur ye sunte hee mere andar ghanti baji...lekin main phhir bhi nahi utha...


"Arman ja be, impression jamane ka solid mauka hai..."Arun ne mujhe kohni marte hue kaha...
"abey kaha yar, ab to basketball pakadna bhi bhool gaya hoon....khamkha field me bejjati ho " "abey,yadi sher shikar karna chhod de to iska matlab ye nahi hota ki wo shikar karna bhool gaya hai...isliye jaa mere sher jaa....aur ab to Gautam bhi nahi hai..."

"no babes...ab mere bas ki nahi rahi..aur waise bhi basketball ka khel koyi chudayi karne ka khel nahi hai,jaha teen saal baad bhi chut se door rahne ke baad jab apna lund chut me daloge to perfomance wahi  "

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Dheere-dheere jinhe golden jubilee ke function me participate karna tha ,wo sab apne-apne group me bat gaye....lekin hum charo me se abhi tak koyi nahi utha tha aur phhir Chhatrapal Singh ne Anchoring ke liye interested students ko stage par bulaya....

"wo dekh tere sapno ki rani ,anchoring ke liye ja rahi hai..."Esha ko stage ki taraf jate dekh Saurabh ne meri chutki li...
Aur ek baar phhir mere andar ghanti baji aur is baar wo ghanti rukne ke bajay lagatar bajti hee rahi....aur mere dil me khayal aaya ki main jaun ya nahi.....
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"Arun ,main anchoring karne jaun kya....Esha bhi ja reli hai..."
 
"tu aur anchoring...
abey bakchod ,waha stage par jakar galiya nahi deni hai...tu rahne de kakke..."
"aisa kya  phhir to pakka main jaunga...."bolte hue main apni jagah par khada hua lekin Arun ne mujhe wapas baitha diya....
"chudega beta...baith ja chup chap..."
"ek asli mard ki pahchan uske baato se nahi balki uske karnamo se hoti hai aur main ye karnama karke ke hee rahunga....chhod mujhe..."
"mujhe maloom hai ki tu apni us item ko dekhkar ja raha hai,lekin kuchh der baad jab tera josh thanda hoga na tab sabke samne kuchh bolne me teri fategi...."
"Esha mil jaye to main apni engineering chhod du,phhir ye anchoring kya chiz hai..."
Anchoring wale masle par Arun ko mujhse argument karte dekh Saurabh ne Arun ko chup karaya aur mujhse bola"jaiye, yaha baithe kyun ho...apna shauk pura karo..."
"yesss...tu hee mera sachcha dost hai, i love you..."

Main apni jagah se utha aur slowly-slowly charo taraf ka mahol dekhte hue chalne laga....mere stage par pahuchte tak waha Chhatrapal Singh ke sath Esha ko chhodkar do log aur the, jinme se ek ladki thi aur ek ladka.....

Main jab Chhatrapal Singh ke samne jakar khada hua to unhone mujhse puchha" kya baat hai Arman..." "main soch raha tha ki main anchoring achchha kar sakta hoon...."
"kya..."Mere muh se Anchoring karne ki baat sunkar Chhatrapal Jaise behosh hokar girne hee wala tha
,lekin phhir baad me unhone khud ko sambhal liya....jo haal is waqt Chhatrapal Sir ka tha ,waisa hee kuchh haal waha mauzood un students ka bhi tha,jinhone mere anchoring karne ki baat suni thi....
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"are you sure ! ,kyunki mujhe nahi lagta ki tum kar paoge...."
"yaha aate waqt to sure hee tha aur ab bhi sure hee hoon...isliye jaldi se practice shuru karte hai..." "ek minute, jara rukiye to....pahle test to kar le ki tumse kuchh bola bhi jata hai ya aise hee yaha stage


par aa gaye...."Mere hath me mic pakdate hue Singh Sir ne auditorium me baithe sabhi students ko samne dekhne ke liye kaha aur phhir mujhe dekhkar bole"ek-do line jara bolkar dikhana to..."
"bolna kya hai...ye to batao pahle..."dil ki tez hoti hui dhadkano ko normal karte hue maine puchha.... "kuchh bhi bol do, chahe to apna introduction hee de do ,sabko...."
"thik hai...phhir..."maine mic par apna ek hath mazboot kiya aur Singh sir ke paas se do kadam aage aakar apna dusara hath uthate hue bola"Are You thinking about me..."
itna bolkar main chup ho gaya aur 'yes' ke jawab ka intezaar karta raha,lekin auditorium me baithe hue logo me se kisi ek ne bhi jawab nahi diya....
"Sir ,in logo ko english nahi aati..."Singh sir ki taraf palatkar maine maje lete hue kaha...jiske baat pura auditorium hasne laga...aur main khud se puchhane laga ki 'maine abhi koyi joke mara kya ?'
"Are you thinking about me...." "yes...."abki baar pura auditorium gunja...
"if you are thinking about me then it's enough to show my popularity...love you all..."bolne ke baad maine Singh sir ko mic thamaya aur unse puchha"kaisa laga sir..."
"kal subah 10 baje yahi par aa jana...." "pahuch jaunga sir..."
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Stage se apne dosto ki taraf aate hue maine apna collar khada kiya aur Arun ke kandhe par apni kohni rakh kar bola"ab bol ,kya bolta hai..."
"Divya ki jal kar rakh ho gayi thi, sali tujhe dekhkar aise muh bana rahi thi jaise duniya bhar ka gobar uske muh me pel diya gaya ho...sali chhinar"
"Divya... Divya se yaad aaya ,Sulabh tu apna mobile de to ek min. "
maine Sulabh se mobile liya aur aaj subah jis no. se mujhe call aaya tha ,use dial karne laga...kyunki main check karna chahta tha ki kahi wo call Divya ka to nahi tha...aur apne mobile se call na karke Sulabh ke mobile se call karne ka bhi ek logic tha kyunki yadi wo call Divya ki hee karamat thi to uske paas jaroor mera no. hoga aur wo is waqt call nahi uthayegi aur Arun ka no. to uske paas third sem. se hee
 
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isliye maine Sulabh ka mobile maang kar us no. par call kiya....
Call karte waqt main apni jagah par khada hua aur peechhe ki taraf baithi hui Divya ko dekhne laga....ghanti jati rahi lekin na to auditorium me koyi ringtone sunayi nahi di aur na hee kisi ne call recieve kiya...
"college me to sabka mobile to silent me rahta hai...aise to pata nahi chalne wala...lekin koyi baat nahi next time dekh lunga ise...."
 
"kya hua be ye khada hokar peechhe kya dekh raha hai,wo dekh samne maal hai..."mujhe samne stage ki taraf modte hue Arun bola...
lekin mera dhyan abhi samne wali us ladki par na hokar puri tarah Divya par tha....maine ek baar aur wo number ,Sulabh ke mobile se try kiya....lekin is baar bhi sirf ring jati rahi...lekin kisi ne call recieve nahi kiya...
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koyi call recieve nahi kar raha tha jisase mujhe aur bhi shaq hone laga tha ki savere-savere mujhe call karne wali ladki jaroor yaha mauzood hai....isliye maine teesari baar try kiya aur peechhe mudkar Divya par apni aankhe gadaye rakha...
"abey tu ye baar-baar chutiyo ki tarah kise phone kar raha hai...wo samne wali maal dekh..."


"chup rahega do minute...kuchh kaam kar raha hoon na..."Arun par jhallate hue main baras pada...is beech ring barabar ja rahi thi.....
"tu Kahi Esha ko to phone nahi kar raha,....wo dekh uske mobile ka screen har thodi der baad lapp-lupp, lapp-lupp ho raha hai...."
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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" kya bola be..."
"samne dekh to...."

"ek second...."maine call disconnect karke phhir se us unknown number par ghanti mari aur Esha ke screen ki light mere mobile se jate hue ring ke sath ,lapp-lupp hona shuru ho gayi....iske baad maine back to back 2-3 call kiye aur jo natiza mere samne aaya use dekhkar main chakkar bhi kha gaya aur bahut khush bhi hua...

main chakkar kyun kha gaya, ye to sabhi jante hai aur main bahut khush kyun hua, mere khayal se ye bhi batane ki jaroorat nahi hai  ,lekin jaisa ki ladkiyo par mera bharosha naam-matra ka bhi nahi tha ,isliye mere shaq ki ungali sabse pahle Divya ke taraf gayi.....

"jaroor ye us baboochad R.Divya ki karamat hogi...warna meri Eshu janeman aisa kaise karegi...            ,Divya...sali ,dayan...lekin yadi ye kaam Divya ka na hua to....phhir ? "
"beta ,jaroor kuchh lafda hone wala hai...main to shuru se hee kahta tha ki ye ladki kuchh thik nahi...pahle to tune meri baat nahi mani, ab bhugat..."
"tu ye bol to aise raha hai ,jaise tu bada samajhta hai ladkiyo ko...tabhi Divya ne gand dikha di..."
"are ho jata hai kabhi-kabhi...it's okay baby....aur waise bhi maine kam se kam Divya ka doodh to dabaya tune kya dabaya...."
"maine....maine...."sochte hue maine kaha"main aisa -waisa ladka nahi hoon..."
"mera lund hai tu...ab bhi maan ja, warna tu ek din aisa thukega, aisa thukega ki phhir dobara kabhi thukne ke layak nahi rahega...."
"janeman yahi to tum jaise chhote aadmi aur mujh jaise bade aadmi me fark hai ki tum khatro se ghabrate ho aur main khatro se khelta hoon..."
"tum dono ab shant ho jao,warna yahi par juta marunga...lawde ke balo...jab dekho laundiyo ki tarah ek- dusare se bhidte rahte ho..."mujhe aur Arun ko ek-ek ghusa jamakar Saurabh ne shant karaya....
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Jabse mujhe pata chala tha ki savere-savere mere mobile par call Esha ke hath me pakde mobile se aaya tha tabhi se main us call ke aane ki vajah ko lekar apni theory bana raha tha...jisme ek theory ye bhi shamil thi ki 'Esha ko mujhse pyar ho gaya '
Waise to mere bahut sare anuman the lekin sahi kaun sa anuman tha iska jawab sirf Esha de sakti thi...lekin auditorium me sabke samne usase is baare me baat karna mujhe kuchh jancha nahi isliye main waha se apne dosto ke sath bahar aaya aur waise bhi ab to anchoring ki practice me sath hee rahna hai
,isliye main jaldbazi kyun karu......
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humare recess yani lunch ka pura time Principal sir aur Chhatrapal ji kha gaye the aur idhar hum log bina kuchh khaye-piye wapas class me pahuche....humare class me kuchh log aise the jo apne ghar se tiffin late the ,jinme ladke-ladkiya dono shamil the....ab canteen jane ka time nahi tha aur next class badi important bhi thi ,isliye maine unhi kuchh logo par hamla karne ka socha,jo rojana apne sath apna lunch box late the...lekin yaha bhi ek dikkat thi ,wo ye ki laundo ki tiffin humare class me aate tak saaf ho chuki thi ,isliye maine ladkiyo par apna jaal feka...
ladkiya sach me badi bholi hoti hai,unse maine do-char achchhi baate kya kar li, unhone mujhe apna tiffin de diya, ye sochkar ki Arman se unki dosti ho gayi hai  .lekin unhe ye pata nahi ki kal se main phhir unhe batti dene lagunga.....
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har hafte humari spoken english jaise hee ek, do ghante ki class laga karti thi, jiska title tha'Value Education...' last week VE ke class ke time main ghar me baitha rotiya tod raha tha isliye aaj ki VE ki class meri first class thi...
VE ke teacher Chhatrapal Ji the aur laundo ne bataya tha ki VE ki class wo ekdum friendly mood me lete hai....bole to Chhatrapal Singh humare liye ek teacher cum friend the.
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"yar mujhe aisa kyun lag raha hai ki Chhatrapal Gurudev ne hume kuchh homework diya tha..."apna sar par jor dalte hue Arun bola...
"home work nahi hostel work bol..."
"haan...wahi samajh...."ek baar phhir apne dimag par jor dalte hue Arun ne kaha"mere khayal se koyi 2-


3 topic diya tha unhone aur kaha tha ki next class me presentation dena hai..."
"tab to aaj mast bejjati hogi...maine to book khol kar bhi nahi dekha...."Saurabh thoda ghabrate hue bola aur gate ki taraf apni najar daudayi ki Chhatrapal sir aaye ya nahi....
"dar mat...koyi aisa ghisa-pita topic hee milega...kuchh bhi bak dena..."apni baanhe uthate hue main taav me kaha aur isi ke sath Chhatrapal ji ne class me entry mari....
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"maine kal kuchh topic diya tha...sorry mera matlab last class me maine kuchh topic diya tha , jispar sabko ek-ek karke yaha samne aakar presentation dena hai aur jo-jo first ,second, third aayega...use meri taraf se special prize milega....to shuru karte hai...."puri class ki taraf ek baar dekhkar unhone apni ungali Sulabh par atkayi aur bole"Sulabh aa jao aur iske baad Saurabh tum taiyar rahna..."
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Sulabh ne ekdum bhadakte hue full english me presentation diya aur wapas lautate waqt ek sher bhi maar diya aur yaha sala mujhe yahi samajh nahi aaya ki topic kya tha
Sulabh ke presentation ke baad Saurabh samne gaya lekin bina kuchh bole...jaise gaya tha,waise hee
wapas aa gaya aur yahi kuchh haal Arun ka bhi hua aur ab agli baari meri thi.....
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"shuru ho jao...5 minute hai tumhare paas...."Chhatrapal ne meri taraf dekhkar mujhe apna presentation shuru karne ke liye kaha....
"kis topic par presentation dena hai sir..."
"kis topic par presentation de sakte ho..."unhone puchha...
"koyi sa bhi topic de do..."jabarjast confidence ke sath maine kaha... "'Ethics in business are just a passing fad ?'...is par shuru ho jao..."
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"ye kaisa bhayankar topic hai jiska ek word bhi familiar nahi lagta...sale ne pura confidence hee down kar diya..."class me chal rahe fan ki taraf dekhte hue maine bahut socha, english ke words ko tod-marod kar kuchh samajhna chaha lekin mera dimag har baar out of syllabus chilla raha tha...
"sir koyi dusara topic nahi mil sakta kya..."raham bhari aankho se main Chhatrapal ki taraf dekha.... "koyi baat nahi...dusara topic choose kar lo..."
"dusara topic boliye..."
"'Capitalism is very flawed system but the others are much worse ?'....is par shuru ho jao..."
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Presentation ka dusara topic sunkar abki mera haal pahle se bhi badtar ho gaya kyunki Chhatrapal Singh dwara pura topic bolne se pahle hee mere 1400 gm ke dimag ne 'Out of syllabus' ki bell baja di aur maine turant na me apni gardan hilayi....
"kya hua ,teesara topic chahiye..." "yes sir..."
"phhir ye lo teesara topic 'Should the public sector be privatized ' "
"sir, darasal baat ye hai ki main last week ki class me absent tha..."teesere topic ko sunkar maine turant kaha"next class me pakka "
"very good...aise karoge anchoring..."
"aapke topics hee kuchh jyada khatarnak the...mujhe laga ki koyi general sa topic milega...warna main prepared hokar aata..."
"tumhe kya laga ki main yaha facebook vs. Twitter...advantage and disadvantage of facebook....jaise behad hee bakwas topic pe discussion karwaunga...bade bhai, it's value eduction which is related to our


economics....is subject ko dhyan se padh lo beta, zindagi sudhar jayegi...chalo jao "
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Chhatrapal Ji ke shabdo ke teer se ghayal hua main apni jagah par pahucha aur udas hokar baith gaya, lekin jaise-jaise karyakram aage badhta gaya waha mere jaise 10-12 ladke aur nikal gaye...isliye class ke khatm hote tak Chhatrapal singh ke shabd roopi baado ke zakhm bhar gaye aur main khushi-khushi chhutti hone ke baad bahar nikla.....
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"yar ye autonomous ka matlab to abhi tak pata nahi chala....."college se nikalte waqt Saurabh ne notice board me nazar marte hue kaha aur wahi rook kar Autonomous ka matlab dekhne laga...
" Autonomous ka matlab ab exam ke paper humare hee college me banenge, answer sheet bhi yahi check hogi humare baklund teacher ke hatho...ab chal..."Saurabh ka collar pakad kar maine use kheechte hue kaha"tu ek kaam kar Saurabh...Arun ko lekar chup chap hostel nikal...main teri bhabhi se baat karke aata hoon...."
"to jana , Arun se kyun dar raha hai..."
"abey wo ek number ka jhatu hai,yadi maine use ye baat batayi to bolega ki wo bhi mere sath jayega...isliye usko lekar tum jao, hum thodi der me aao...."
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Saurabh ekdum gau tha aur aise mauko par wo mere bahut kaam aata tha...us din Saurabh,Arun ko bahla-fuslakar mere bina hostel le gaya...lekin mujhe maloom hai ki Arun ne kam se kam char baar to jaroor puchha hoga ki 'Arman kaha marwa raha hai'
Kya yaraana hai humara
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Saurabh ko Arun ke sath bhejkar main seedhe parking me pahucha, jaha is waqt bahut bheed thi . Us bheed me mere class ke kayi launde the aur unhi me se maine ek ka mobile lekar Esha ke aane ka intezaar karne laga....
Esha parking place me akele aayi kyunki Divya ke driver ne use parking se bahar hee pick up kar liya tha aur yahi mere liye Esha se baat karne ka ek sunahara mauka tha....Esha ko car ki taraf badhte dekh maine ek baar phhir us unknown number ko apne dost ke mobile se dial kiya...
"hello...kaun..."car se thodi door rook kar Esha ne apne driver ko 5 minute rukne ka ishara kiya aur mujhe boli"who are you..."
"kabhi socha nahi tha ki aap jaisi ijjatdar ladki mujhe savere-savere call karke pareshan karegi..." "aap kaun..."
"aaj subah hee ki baat hai...yaddasht achchhi ho to flashback me jakar yaad karo ki aaj subah kise phone kiya tha..."
"Arman..."ghabrate hue Esha parking ki bheed me idhar-udhar dekhne lagi aur tabhich maine hawa me apna hath uthkar uska dhyan apni taraf kheencha.....


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Mujhe waha parking me door khada dekh Esha ki saanse ruk gayi...uske chehre ka rang apni chori pakade jaane ka karan aur mujhe waha dekh kar apna rang badal raha tha...kisi pal wo mujhe dekhkar hasne ki koshish karti to kisi pal wo ekdum sincere banne ki acting karti thi ,is beech uska mobile uske kaan par aur uski aankhe mujh par constant thi...
Esha ko aise maha vilakshad sithiti me dekhkar maine halki si muskan dekar use relax dilaya ki wo itna na dare...main uski jaan nahi lene wala hoon aur kamaal ki baat hai ki wo mere us muskan ke peechhe ke arth ko samajh gayi....
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"main waha aaun..."Mobile ke jariye Esha se baat karte hue maine puchha....
"nahi...matlab kyun..haan, aa jao..."hadbadate hue, shabdo ko tod-marod kar wo boli"aa jao..." "yesss..."andar hee andar main khushi ke mare 5 feet upar kood gaya aur mobile jiska tha,use dekar Esha ki taraf haste-muskurate hue chal diya....


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mujhe mere nature ke hisab se is waqt bilkul bhi nervous ya hichkichana nahi chahiye tha, lekin mere kadam jaise-jaise Esha ki taraf badh rahe the...waise-waise Esha ki tarah mujhpar bhi sharm ki ek parat baithati ja rahi thi...jabki is waqt kahi se bhi meri galti nahi thi.

Subah call Esha ke mobile se aaya tha,lekin choro ki tarah sharma main raha tha....us waqt meri waisi halat ka exact reason to mujhe nahi maloom lekin mujhe jitna palle pada uske hisab se Esha aur meri mulaqat aaj tak takrar, ladayi,jhagde ke karan hui thi...lekin aaj pahli baar main Esha se bina kisi takrar

,bina kisi ladayi-jhagde ke milne ja raha tha...isiliye aaj, jab college me mere kuchh hee din baki the ,tab main thoda sharma raha tha.
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Esha ke paas jakar main kuchh der tak chup khada raha aur wo bhi mere paas aane se apne honth bheech rahi thi....
"hi...i am Arman..."
"i know that who are you..."
"toh...main ye kahna chahta tha ki.....kya kahna chahta tha  "Esha ko dekhkar main bola"ek minute rukna...main sochkar batata hoon..."
Mujhe bahut achchhe se maloom tha ki mujhe ,Esha se kya baat karni hai..lekin main is waqt ghabra raha tha ki kahi Esha bura na maan jaye...kyunki Esha ke apne liye aisi situation ka intezaar main pichhale char salo se kar raha tha aur ab jakar jab mere wo Arman pure ho rahe hai to main nahi chahta tha ki mera ek sawal mere Armano ko bikher de....lekin wo call wali baat karni to jaroori thi,warna humari aage baat hee nahi hoti...isliye thoda lajate hue, thoda ghabrate hue ki wo mere is sawal par naraz ya udas na ho jaye maine usase kaha....
"Subah ,tumhare mobile se ek call aaya tha...jisme mere khilaf F.I.R. karne ki baat ki jaa rahi thi..." "haan...uske liye sorry..."
"sorry bolne ki koyi jaroorat nahi hai...ye sab hansi mazak to chalta rahta hai, main bura nahi manta...tum chaho to raat ko 1 baje bhi mujhe aise dhamki bhare call kar sakti ho...lekin main kuchh aur hee puchhna chahta hoon..."
"puchho..."
"main ye puchhna chahta hoon ki aaj achanak...is tarah mujhe call kaise kar diya...matlab ki....aise mujhe call karke dhamki dene ka khurapati khayal kaise aaya..."
"wo actually mere mami ki ladki aayi hui hai aur aaj subah usi ne aise hee mazak me tumhe call kar diya, phhir jab main college aa rahi thi to usne bataya ki usne subah tumhe call karke dhamki di hai...Sorry Arman..."
"tabhi main sochu ki tumhari aawaz ko kya ho gaya hai...aur sunao, zindagi kaise kat rahi hai..."maine humare beech chal rahi baatchit ko subah wale call se aage badhate hue kaha, is aas me ki Esha ki life ke kuchh recent updates mujhe janne ko mil jayenge...lekin Esha late hone ka bahana karke car me baith gayi...
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Esha ke waha se jaane ke baad bhi main bahut der tak waha kisi bhatakti atma ki tarah khada hokar Esha ke sath wale pal ko remind karke muskurata raha....lekin tabhich mere 1400 gm ke brain ne mujhse puchha ki"yadi wo call Esha ki mami ki ladki ne kiya tha ,to phhir use mere baare me kaise maloom chala...kyunki koyi bhi insaan kisi dusare insaan ka mobile uthakar yun hee koyi number dial karke mazak nahi karta....iska matlab mujhe call karne wali ladki ko mere baare me maloom tha .ek aur sawal jo mere andar utha wo ye ki itne bhayankar kand ho jaane ke baad bhi Esha ke mobile par mera number kaise


save tha aur usne mera number save karke kyun rakha tha...."
"koyi baat nahi beedu...ab to har din ek ghante Esha ke sath riharsal karna hai,wahi puchh liya jayega...Arman, you are so smart  "khud ki tareef karte hue main hostel ke andar ghusa aur seedhe warden ke room me jakar aaj raat ke programme ke baare me discuss karne gaya....
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warden ke room me is waqt 2-3 ladke ghuse hue the ,jo PC me facebook chala raha the... "kya kar rahe ho be lawdo aur sir kaha hai..."
"Principal sir round par aaye the Arman bhaiya...unhi ko bahar tak chhodne gaye hai..."
"ek baat batao..."waha baithe ladko me se ek ko uthakar main uski chair par baitha aur bola"tum logo ko koyi kaam-dhandha nahi hai kya ,jo jab dekho tab fb me bhide rahte ho...last semester clear hai kya..." "are aap bhi baitho...chinese ladki se chat kar raha hoon..."
"chinese ladki se  "
"hao ,kal hee meri friend bani hai...ektarfa maal hai..."
"photo dikha uski..."apni chair PC ki taraf sarkate hue maine screen par nazar mari...
Maine us ladki ke profile pic dekhi ,laundiya ekdum current thi aur online bhi thi.us waqt jab main us chinese ladki ki photo dekh raha tha tabhi mere juniors me se ek ne uski profile pic me chinese language me kuchh likha...jise kuchh der baad hee us chinese ladki ne like bhi kiya...
"tujhe chinese aati hai kya be  "
"are khak chinese aayegi mujhe...main to dhang se Hindi bhi nahi likh pata..wo to main us ladki ke upar wale comment ko copy kiya aur last me Madarchod likh kar post kar diya..."
"dhat teri ki  "haste hue maine kaha"matlab tune us ladki ko gali di aur usne tere comment ko like bhi kiya  "
"itna hee nahi...kal maine use kaha ki..kya wo mera lund chusegi...reply in yes or no', aur jante ho uska
kya jawab " "kya..."
"wo boli 'yes..' iske baad usne bhi mera messege copy karke mujhse puchha ki..'kya main uska lund chusunga'...sali bakchod  "
"lage rah..."haste hue main khada hua aur bola"jab sir aa jaye to mujhe aawaz de dena...."
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Us raat kisi karan vash humara daru programme jama nahi,isliye agle din main ekdum correct time par college pahucha aur bag class me patak kar seedhe auditorium ki taraf bhaga.....
Auditorium me is waqt kuchh 5 ladkiya aur itne hee ladke the...ab jab mujhe apne college ki golden jubilee me anchoring karni thi to ye jaroori tha ki in bakchodo ko laat maarkar bahar karna padega...sath me ye dar bhi tha ki kahi ye hee mujhe disqualify na kar de...un students me se jo mere junior the unhone mujhe 'good moring' wish kiya aur jo students mere hee batch ke the unhone meri taraf dekha tak nahi, siway Esha ke  .
Auditorium me is waqt chhatrapal sir ko chhodkar hum sirf 11 hee the,isliye jiska jaha man ho raha
tha...wo wahi baith raha tha, maine bhi kuchh der idhar-udhar dekha aur aakhir me himmat karke akeli baithi Esha ke paas jakar chup-chap baith gaya...
"sab aa gaye...to phhir shuru karte hai"stage se neeche utarkar Chhatrapal sir ne sabko ek sath,ek taraf baithne ke liye kaha aur phhir bole"Anchoring kisi bhi function ya show ki jaan hoti hai ,isliye aap me se


main jinhe bhi select karunga,unhe apni jaan laga deni hai...kyunki aisa bada function ab is college me ya to 25 saal baad hoga ya 50 saal baad...hume to khush hona chahiye ki hum sab iska hissa bane,isliye is saal ko yadgar banane ka ek behtareen avasar anchoring ke through tum logo ke paas hai...."
Chhatrapal ji kuchh der ke liye ruke aur tab tak hum sab ek taraf, ek sath baith gaye the....apni kuchh der pahle wali jagah chhodte waqt mujhe Chhatrapal sir par bahut gussa aaya tha kyunki main achchha- khasa Esha ke paas baitha tha aur unhone mujhe waha se utha diya tha...
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"main 6 students ko select karunga,jisme teen ladke aur teen ladkiya rahenge...aur un 6 students ko lekar 2-2 ke 3 group banenge.har group me ek ladka aur ek ladki rahegi...abhi aaj main sabko ek page dunga, jisme Abraham Lincoln ki life ke kuchh pahalu hai...unhe aap sab yaha stage par aakar ek-ek karke bolenge...aur ek baat jo aap sabko apne dimag me bolte waqt bithani hai ki ye auditorium khali nahi ,pura bhara hua aur jitne bhi log yaha mauzood hai...wo sirf aur sirf aapko sunne aaye hai...so let's start with Arman...Arman stage par jao..."
"iski maa ka...main hee pahla ladka dikha tha ise  "
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Apni jagah se uthkar maine Chhatrapal ke hath se wo page liya aur stage par chadh gaya aur ekdum normal flow me jaisa ki mera style tha, apni normal aawaz me bola....aur Chhatrapal sir ke diye gaye pure ke pure text ko maine voice me convert karke apni jagah par wapas baith gaya....

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Apna kaam karne ke baad main ye manne laga tha ki mera selection to pakka hai,lekin jab sabne us page ko padha tab us ek ghante ke khatam hote-hote tak meri ye dharna galat sabit hui kyunki waha ek se badhkar ek the...
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"ab aap sab apni class me jao, kal phhir se milenge...aur ek baat , jab golden jubilee ka function hoga to uske starting me kisi ko bahut hee lambi speech deni padegi,wo bhi bina dekhe...jiska topic main tum logo ko de dunga....to koyi taiyar hai uske liye..."
Waha bhale hee mujhse kabil launde baithe the ,jo stage par jakar mujhse achchha bol lete the...lekin unme waqt-bewaqt dialogue thokne ki kabiliyat jara si bhi nahi thi aur jab Chhatrapal ke us speech wale plan par kisi ne apna hath khada nahi kiya to maine is mauke ko bhunana chaha kyunki ye Chhatrapal par apna impression dalne ka ek solid mauka tha...
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"main taiyar hoon ,sir..."bolte hue maine pahle apna hath khada kiya aur phhir khud khada ho gaya... "sure...kyunki college ke dino me aisa hee kuchh karte waqt main beech me atak gaya tha...soch lo.." "101 % sure hoon...aur aap befikar rahiye main beech me kahi bhi nahi rukunga..."

"yahi confidence maine tumhara kal VE ki class me dekha tha...lekin baad me hua kya tum bakhoobi jante hai. Maine tumhare baare me bahut-kuchh suna hai jisase main is nishkars par pahuchta hoon ki aap khud ko bahut special mante ho..."
"ye Chhetru, har waqt meri lene me kyun laga rahta hai..."Chhatrapal sir ki baate jab mujhe kaante ki tarah chubhi to maine khud se kaha aur phhir wo kaanta nikalkar seedhe Chhetrapal ke seene me ghusate hue bola"Sir, darasal baat ye hai ki log aapko special tabhi mante hai ,jab aap koyi aisa kaam kar dete ho..jo wo nahi kar pate...chalta hoon sir, topic aapse class me le lunga, have a nice day "


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Chhatrapal ko apna attitude dikha kar main Auditorium se nikla aur class ki taraf badha....
Maine Chhatrapal ko aakhir me jo jawab diya ,use sunkar Chhatrapal ji muskuraye to jaroor lekin khunnas me....Chhatrapal ke prati mere is ravaiye se waha mauzood sabhi students mujhe aise dekhne lage jaise wo bahut dino se bhookhe ho aur main unka khana hoon....lekin kisi ne ek lafz bhi mujhse nahi kaha, kyunki wo jante the ki Arman ko chhedne ka matlab khud ko ghayal karna
hai....
Auditorium se bahar nikal kar jab main apni class ki taraf aa raha tha tabhi mujhe iska andaaza ho gaya tha Chhetru se maine audi. me akad kar jo baat ki uski khabar bahut jald pure college me fail jayegi aur us khabar ko sunne ke baad ye bhi ho sakta tha ki mujhse jalne walo ki list me Chhatrapal ke kayi die hard fan bhi jud jayenge....kyunki Chhatrapal Sir, humare college ke most loving teacher the aur meri tarah unki bhi ek lambi-chaudi fan following thi
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Jab main class pahucha tab tak dusara period chalu ho chuka tha isliye maine andar aane ki permission mangi....
"kaha gaye the..."
"Anchoring ki practice karne Auditorium me gaya tha..."
"sach, jhooth to nahi bol rahe..."Power Plant subject ke teacher ne mujhpar apna khauff plant karne ki koshish karte hue bole"main Chhatrapal ji se class ke baad puchhunga aur yadi unhone mana kiya to tumhari khair nahi...come in..."
"Bakchod, MC...lawde ka baal..."badbadate hue main class ke andar aaya hee tha ki Power Plant Engg. wale sir ne mujhe phhir roka...
"kya kaha tumne...huh"
"kuchh nahi...thanks kaha aapko...thank you sir..." "ok..ok..jao apni jagah par baitho..."
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Main jakar apni jagah par virajmaan ho gaya aur hamesha ki tarah aaj bhi Arun mere side,Saurabh...Arun ke side me aur Sulabh...Saurabh ke side me baitha hua tha....Is waqt meri izzat mere dosto ki nazar me achanak hee badh gayi thi aur wo charo mujhe aise dekh rahe the jaise main border par badi hee ghamasan ladayi ladkar aaya hoon....
"kya hua aaj..."PPE ke sir,jab kuchh likhne ke liye deewar ki taraf mude to Arun ne puchha... "kaha kya hua..."
"abey wahi...Auditorium me kya hua..."
"kuchh khas nahi hua...jab waha pahucha to chhetru ne ek panna hath me thama diya aur bola ki stage me jakar bako....usne ye bhi kaha ki Auditorium pura bhara pada hai hume aisa imagination karna hoga...sala kya bakwas trick hai...ekdum flop :"
"phhir..."
"phhir kya...bak diya sab kuchh. "
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PPE wale sir board me ek lamba-chauda diagram bana rahe the,jiske chalte unka agwada board ki taraf tha aur idhar hum dono pure waqt baat karte rahe .
Recess ke waqt hum log class se bahar aa rahe the ki kal jis ladki ka tiffin maine khaya tha usne mujhe aawaz dekar kaha ki "main ,uske sath uska tiffin share kar sakta hoon" lekin us ladki ka chehra dekhkar mera pet bina khaye hee bhar gaya....kal ki baat kuchh aur thi,jo maine uske sath usi ki jagah par baithkar uska lunch share kiya tha.
"mujhe bhookh nahi hai aur meri tabiyat bhi kuchh thik nahi lag rahi...isliye tum akele thoos lo,mera matlab akele kha lo..."
"kya hua...bukhar hai kya.."
"nahi cancer "(apne kaam se kaam rakh be )
Us ladki se bhookh na hone ka bahana karke main class se bahar nikla to paya ki mere dost mujhe akele chhodkar canteen chale gaye the...bakchod kahi  .khair koyi baat nahi, hota hai kabhi-kabhi...isme bura manne wali kaun si baat hai...
khud ko control karte hue main bhi canteen ki taraf badha ye sochkar ki aaj to pel ke khaunga kyunki aaj to canteen ka sara saman mere liye free tha....
Canteen ke andar ghuskar maine Arun aur baki sab kaha baithe hai ,ye dekhne ke liye sabse pahle aankho se puri canteen chhan mari...lekin wo sab kahi nahi dikhe...
"ye log kidhar kat liye ,aaye to idhar hee the..."hairan-pareshan hote hue maine socha aur jakar ek aisi table ki taraf badha...jo ekdum khali tha .Waha baithkar maine Canteen wale ko char samose, ek full plate chow mein, ek egg roll ke sath aadha liter wala ek cold drink mangaya aur ye sochte hue main khushi-khushi khane laga ki in sabka bill mujhe nahi dena padega....
is beech waha Esha bhi apne friends ke sath aayi.Esha ko dekhkar mera dil kiya ki main abhich aadhe liter wale cold drink ki bottle lekar apni jagah se uthu aur uski friends ko waha se bhagakar Esha ke samne wali chair par baith jaun aur hum dono ek hee cold drink me do straw daalkar ek sath puri bottle khali kar de....how romantic : lekin main ye nahi kar paya kyunki waha Esha ke sath R.Divya bhi virajmaan thi....kul milakar kahe to meri love story se Gautam ke chale jaane ke baad ye R.Divya hee ekmatra kaanta tha jo mujhe Esha ke karib aane se rok raha tha....
Jab maine sab kuchh kha-peekar khatam kar diya to maine ek dakar li aur canteen ke counter par baithe hue aadmi ko hath dikhaya ,jiske jawab me counter wale ne bhi hath dikhaya.jiska matlab tha ki mera bill pay ho gaya hai....iske baad maine time dekha.


"lunch khatam hone me abhi bhi aadha ghanta baki hai, tab tak kya pakad kar hilau...sale ye log bhi kaha mar gaye..."Canteen ke gate ki taraf dekhte hue maine kaha...

waha khali baithkar maine 10 minute aur khud ko bore kiya aur mauka milte hee aankhe churakar Esha ko dekh leta tha....meri isi luka-chhipi ke khel me meri nazar kal wali ladki par padi,jiska name Aradhna tha.....

"kyun na 20 minute isi ke sath bitaya jaye..."Aradhna ko dekhkar maine ek pal ke liye socha aur phhir dusare hee pal Aradhna ke paas gaya. waha Aradhna ke sath do ladkiya aur bhi thi...jo mere is tarah achanak se waha aa jaane par thoda ghabra gayi....
"aap logo ko bura na lage to kya main inse 2 minute baat kar sakta hoon..."sharifo wali style me maine Aradhna ki dono friends se kaha...
"who are you ,huuuu...aur kya baat karni hai tumhe...huuu"waha Aradhna ke sath baithi dono ladkiyo me se ek ne mujhse aise puchha jaise unka senior main nahi ,balki wo meri senior hai....
"tum mujhe nahi  "
"wahi to puchha ,who are you...huuu...aur tum kya koyi superstar ho jo main tumhe janungi...huuu"
" tu pahle apna ye huu-puu band kar warna yahich par tera sara huu-puu nikal dunga...chashmish kahi ki..."
"are ajeeb gunda gardi hai...."
"oye chal uth yaha, dimag kharab mat kar...bahut ho gaya ye tera huu-puu...ab yadi tune ek shabd bhi aage kaha to....."
"tum dono jao na yaha se, kyun senior se jubaan lada rahi ho...main inhe janti hoon ye bahut achchhe hai..."main apni baat puri karta usase pahle hee Aradhna bol padi....
"ooohhhh ,to ye humare senior hai...tujhe pahle batana tha na ye...bewkoof kahi ki..."Aradhna par bhadakte hue us chashmish ne mujhe sorry kaha aur phhir apni dusari chashmish dost ko lekar waha se uthkar dusare table par chali gayi....
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"hi, Sir..."mere waha baithte hee Aradhna ne bade pyar se kaha....
aur sach kahu to ye sunkar mujhe ek pal ke liye rona aa gaya  kyunki ye pahli baar tha,jab kisi ladki ne mujhse itne pyar se baat ki thi  warna aaj tak mere college ki lagbhag sabhi ladkiyo ne mujhe
facebook me block maar ke rakha hua hai....
"any problem sir..."mujhe apni taraf ektak dekhta hua pakar Aradhna ne puchha... "koyi problem nahi hai aur ye tu mujhe sir mat bola kar..."
"kyun Sir..."
"kyunki Sir, word sunkar mujhe aisa lagta hai jaise meri umra 35 + ho..." "ok sir..."
"bola na, sir mat " "thik hai sir..."
"phhir boli tu...ek baar me samajh nahi aata kya..." "thik hai ,ab nahi bolti...to phhir aapko bhaiya bolu..."
"bhaiya.... , ek baat batao ,tum ladkiyo ko bhaiya bolne ki itni jaldi kya rahti hai aur khabardar jo mujhe bhaiya bola to...."
"to phhir kya aapko ,aapka name lekar pukaru..."
"bilkul nahi....aur sun..."Uski taraf thoda jhukte hue maine kaha ,lekin wo meri taraf jhukne ke bajay


wapas aur peeche ho gayi... "ye aap kya kar rahe ho..."
"iski maa ka....abey main tujhe kiss nahi kar raha,balki kuchh kahna chahta hoon...isliye apna kaan idhar la..."
"par kyun..."
"are aana paas..."maine jor dete hue kaha.
Mere itna adhik jor dene par Aradhna thoda sa mere najdeek aayi tab maine usase kaha... "wo mere peechhe ek ladki green colour ki dress pahne hue baithi hai... dikhi tujhe.." "kaun...Esha mam.."
"haan wahi...tu kaisi janti hai use..."
"kal mulaqat hui thi unse...tabhi unse jaan-pahachan hui thi..." "chal thik hai,ab ye bata ki wo kidhar dekh rahi hai..."
"wo to apne mobile me dekh rahi hai..."
" ,chal koyi baat nahi..chalta hoon...thanks"udas hote hue maine usase kaha aur waha se uthne ke liye taiyar hee hua tha ki Aradhna ne mujhe pakad kar wapas baitha liya....
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Aradhna ki ye harqat mujhe kuchh odd si lagi kyunki jaha kuchh der pahle mere samne uski jubaan dhang se nahi khul rahi thi ,wahi ab eka ek usne mera hath pakda aur baithne ke liye kaha....
"kya hua  "
"wo kal wale ladke canteen me aaye hai...mujhe unse dar lagta hai..." "dar mat,mera name bata dena..."
"matlab ? Main kuchh samjhi nahi..."

"itna hee samajhti to phhir ladki hee kyun hoti...unse bol dena ki tu meri girl friend hai...phhir wo tujhe kuchh nahi karenge...aur sun..."phhir se Aradhna ke karib jakar maine kaha"aur jab tu unhe ye batayegi ki tu meri girl friend hai to ye dekhna ki teri us Esha mam ka reaction kya hota hai... ab chalta hoon,bye"

[Samrock19797]

Chapter-47: Two Suspicion
Update-183 :

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Auditorium me maine bhale hee chhatru ke samne lambi-lambi haank di thi lekin Recess ke baad main chhatru ko diye gaye apne hee challenge se ghabrane laga tha...aur jaise-jaise Chhatru ka period aa raha


tha, meri halat aur bhi khasta ho rahi thi...
Chhatrapal sir hume do subject padhate the ,pahla subject tha 'Value Education' ,jisme har hafte unki sirf ek class rahti thi aur dusara subject tha Engineering economic ,jisme wo hafte bhar me 5 baar apne darshan de dete the...ek to Chhatru khud boring tha ,upar se uske dono boring subject....unke period lene ke baad pure class ki halat aisi ho jati thi ,jaise ki sab abhi-abhi apne sharir ka aadha blood donate karke aaye ho....bole to thakan me ekdum doobe hue.
Engineering Economic ka aaj second last period tha aur main chah raha tha ki Chhatru apni class lene na aaye,warna wo mujhe topic dekar ,kal tak yaad karne ko kahega...
"aur uchak...Auditorium me to bade shaan se bol raha tha ki ,sir class me topic de dena...ab kya hua..."jaise hee EE ka period shuru hua, maine socha"ek kaam karta hoon, Sir ko class ke baad khopche me le jakar bol dunga ki sir, ye sab mere se nahi hoga...aap kisi aur ko dekh lo....lekin phhir to ghor bezzati hogi...kaha phans gaya yar..."
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Aur phhir Us din Chhatru ke class me na aane ki meri request ko bhagwan ne accept kar liya ,kyunki Chhatru us din apni class lene nahi aaya....Chhatru ke class me na aane se use chahne wale jaha dukhi the,wahi kuchh log mere jaise bhi the ,jinhe atyant prassanta hui thi...lekin sabse jyada khush to main tha...
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Ab jab Chhatrapal sir ji ne class bunk kiya to mera sara dar door hua aur main Esha par pure man se concentrate karne laga..tab mere saamne kal wale sawal phhir se paida ho gaye ,jinhe maine kal parking me Esha ke jaane ke baad socha tha....
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"itna chup kyun hai be, kahi chaddi geeli to nahi kar di tune..."meri tapasya me rukavat dalte hue Arun ne khali class me mere itna chup rahne ka karan puchha....
"ab yadi ise kahunga ki bas aiwen hee...to ye lawda dimag chat jayega aur phhir mujhe chain se baithne nahi dega..."Arun ki taraf dekhte hue maine kaha"main soch raha tha ki 'Why is the Earth an ellipsoid'...isliye  please chup "
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Arun ko chup karakar main wapas apni tapasya me leen ho gaya aur Esha ki ajeeb harqato ka smaran karne laga....lekin mujhe koyi aisa dhang ka jawab nahi mila,jo mere andar uthe mere un do sawalo ka jawab deti ho....lekin maine haar nahi mani aur ek baar phhir se apni sadhna me leen ho gaya....
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"abey itna mat soch...google me dekh le ki Earth ellipsoid kyun hai..." "thanks...ab chup rah..."
"yar tujhse ek baat kahni thi..." "sun raha hoon bol..."
"pahle meri taraf to dekh..."mera thobda pakad kar Arun ne apni taraf ghumaya aur bola"main aajkal kuchh jyada hee sperm donate kar raha hoon....koyi tareeka hai kya ,jisase main apni is donation me katauti kar saku..."
Arun ne jab mera thobda apni taraf ghumaya tabhich mera dil kiya ki ghuma ke ek hath use jad du aur uska thobda bigad doon...lekin phhir maine khud par control kiya aur uspar bhadakte hue bola...
"ise rokne ka sirf ek hee tareeka hai, tu apna lund kaat de...aur mujhe ab disturb mat karna ,warna ye kaam main khud kar dunga..."
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Arun iske baad kuchh nahi bola ,yaha tak ki usne mujhe phhir mudkar dekha bhi nahi...jiska fayda mujhe ye hua ki main bade itminaan se apna jawab dhoondane me laga raha...lekin mujhe door-door tak jawab nahi mila....tab maine socha ki aaj phhir Parking me Esha se milte hai, jisme Divya ka ,Esha ke sath na hona...condition apply hoga....
kal ki tarah maine aaj bhi College ke off hote hee Saurabh ko pataya taki wo kuchh bahana maarkar Arun ko apne sath le ja sake aur aaj mera bahana bana 'Chhatru ke sath important talking '
Arun aur Saurabh to kal ki tarah hostel chale gaye lekin R.Divya kal ki tarah aaj pahle nahi nikli....aaj dono sath me hee apne ghar ke liye ravana hue,jisase college ke baad Esha se parking me baat karne ke mere plan ne wahi dam tod diya....
" maa di ladali Divya ,lawdi jab dekho tab beech me apni gand fasati rahti hai...randi ,chhinar kahi ki...ye mar kyun nahi jati, MC...ek din in dono bhai bahno ka Qutl mere hatho jaroor hoga..."Divya ke tareefo ke pul badhte hue main hostel chala gaya....
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Anchoring me participate karne ka ek bada fayda mujhe hua tha,wo ye ki ab raat ko main limit me daru peene laga tha, taki subah main nashe me sota na rahu...kyunki Anchoring ki practice har din first period ke time hee hoti thi...
har din Auditorium me chhatru ,hume Abraham Lincoln ke jeewan ke wahi panne roj pakda deta aur stage par ek-ek karke sabse bulwata tha...jab kayi din tak aise hee beet gaye to mujhe Chhatru ke anchoring ke is method se nafrat hone lagi, lekin main chhatru ko kabhi kuchh bol nahi paya...main stage par jata zaroor tha lekin Chhatrapal ke prati ek khunnas me sab kuchh bolta tha....Yadi Chhatrapal ko mujhe neecha dikhane ka koyi ek mauka milta to wo us ek mauke ko do mauko me tabdil karke mujhpar war karta aur main....mujhe to jante hee hoge  ,main bhi uspar apne dialogues ki firing karta tha...
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Pichhale kuchh dino se Aradhna bhi Auditorium me practice karne ke liye aane lagi thi...wo is college me aur hum sabke ke beech nayi thi...isliye wo shuru me thoda-thoda ghabrati thi lekin phhir baad me usne apne andar bahut had tak sudhar la liya tha....Auditorium me mere aur Aradhna ke beech bahut baatein hoti, wo dheere-dheere mujhse khulti ja rahi thi aur beech-beech me jab uska mujhe chidhane ka man hota to mujhe 'Arman Sir' kahkar bulati...
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Jaha kal ki aayi laundi ,Aradhna mujhse dheere-dheere khul rahi thi,wahi Esha ab bhi mujhse baat karne me katrati thi...wo mujhse jab bhi baat karti to uske andar ek ghabrahat hamesha rahti thi....
waise to main pichhale hafte hee Esha se baat karne ki soch raha tha ,lekin abhi tak ain waqt aane par talne ke karan abhi tak Esha se baat nahi kar paya tha, isliye maine socha ki aaj Esha se apne un do sawalo ka jawab maang hee loon....
Mera pahla sawal ye tha ki 'Esha ne mera no. apne mobile par kyun save karke rakha hua hai...' aur dusara sawal ye ki ' Esha ki mami ki ladki ko mere baare me pata kaise chala'


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Waise mere ye dono sawal jyada ahmiyat to nahi rakhte the lekin inhi do sawalo ke karan mujhe ek aas dikhayi de rahi thi ki Shayad... Esha ke left side me main bhi hoon. mere ye dono suspect bhale hee mere ummid ke mutabiq mujhe parinam na de lekin mujhe koshish to karni hee thi kyunki mera personally aisa manna hai ki zindagi ke safar me success wahi hota hai ,jo ghane andhere me bhi ek chingari ki buniyaad par us andhere ko door kar de, na ki wo jo us bhayankar andhere se darkar laut jaye...
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Auditorium me main aaj 10 minute pahle hee pahucha.us waqt waha Chhatrapal Sir ko chhodkar sabhi aa chuke the yani ki 10 minute pahle aane par bhi main har din ki tarah aaj bhi late tha....
"hi...good morning."Esha ke side wali seat par baithkar maine kaha... "hii..."
"tum log yaha itna pahle aakar kya karte ho...kahi aisa to nahi ki tumlog raat ko ghar jaate hee nahi..." "tumhara kya matlab ki main raat ko yaha ruki thi..."mujhse bahas karne ke mood me Esha boli... "kuchh nahi yar, mazak kar raha tha..."bahas shuru hoti ,usase pahle hee bahas ko khatm karte hue maine kaha...
"mujhe mazak bilkul bhi pasand nahi..."
"mujhe bhi mazak nahi pasand...waise mera ek sawal hai..." agal-bagal dekhte hue pahle maine ye confirm kiya ki humari baat koyi sun to nahi raha aur jab ye confirm ho gaya to maine dheere se kaha..."tumhare mobile me mera number kyun hai.."
"tumhara number kyun hai ka kya matlab "apni aankhe badi-badi karte hue Esha ne ulta mujhse hee sawal kiya....
"darasal main ye puchhana chahta hoon ki...hum dono ke beech ek samay kafi ghamasan takrar hui thi aur ek ladki ko jaha tak main janta hoon uske according tumhare paas mera number nahi hona chahiye..."
"tumhara no. mere mobile me us ghamasan ladayi ke pahle se hee save tha...aur mujhe yaad bhi nahi raha ki tumhara no. mere mobile me save hai,wo to us din Devika ne na jaane kaha se tumhe call kar diya...that's all "
"ye Devika kaun ? "
"Devika meri mami ki ladki hai ,jisne tumhe call karke dhamki di thi...."
"aisa kya....khamkha main kuchh aur samajh baitha tha  , lekin phhir yaha ek aur sawal paida hota hai


ki tumne mera no. pahle kyun save kiya tha...matlab ki jab main apne mobile par kisi ka no. save karta hoon to kuchh sochkar hee karta hoon...tumne kya socha tha "Esha ko lapete me lete hue maine usi ke jawab me usi ko phansa diya...khud ko bahut hoshiyar samajh reli thi
"tumhara maine kyun save kiya ."Stage ki taraf Esha dekhkar sochane lagi...aur main idhar apni chalaki par khud ko shabashi de raha tha....
"mujhe yaad nahi..."
"ye to koyi jawab nahi hua..."
"ab mujhe yaad nahi to kya karu...waise bhi tum kitni purani baat puchh rahe ho aur main bhool gayi ki maine tumhara number kyun apne mobile me save kiya tha..."
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bol le jhooth, billi....mere pahle suspect ko charo taraf se dharashayi karne ke baad main Esha par apne dusare sawal ka prahar karta ,usase pahle maine Esha se kaha"ek aur sawal hai mera...dil pe to nahi logi.."
"yadi tumhara dusara sawal bhi pahle wale ki tarah wahiyat raha to behtar hee rahega ki mat puchho...kyunki main ab koyi jawab nahi dene wali..."
"thik hai....main ab ye puchhna chahta hoon ki tumhari mami ki ladki Devika ko mere baare me kaise pata chala,jiske baad usne mujhe call kiya..."
"maine pahle hee kaha tha ki usne shararat karne ke liye mera mobile uthaya aur achanak hee tumhare no. par call kar diya..."
"Devika ki age kya hogi..." "kyaaaa...."
"age...matlab umra, devika ki umra kitni hogi..." "20 , lekin tum ye kyun puchh rahe ho.."
"wo baad me bataunga...pahle ye batao ki kya wo psycho hai ya phhir thodi si satki hui hai...."
"wo meri cousin hai ,jara dhang se uske baare me baat karo...ye satki hui ka kya matlab hota hai..." "sorry...par tumhe ajeeb nahi lagta ki ek 20 saal ki padhi-likhi ladki ,jise koyi dimagi beemari nahi hai...wo tumhare mobile se aise hee kisi ka no. dial kar deti hai aur phhir baad me tumhe apni us kartoot ki jaankari bhi de deti hai...ye baat kahi se hazam nahi hoti Esha...sach batao..."
"mujhse ab baat mat karna...."waha se uthkar Esha jate hue boli...
"jiska dar tha, wahi hua....ye to bura maan gayi..."waha par chup-chap baithkar main Esha ko waha se jate hue dekhta raha.
mere pahle sawal ka jo jawab Esha ne diya tha, mujhe uske us jawab par bhi shaq tha...lekin ab to wo baat karne ko bhi taiyar nahi thi. Lekin aaj main thaan ke hee aaya tha ki apne ye dono sandeh door karke hee rahunga, isliye main apni jagah se uthkar Esha ke daye taraf phhir se baith gaya....
"tu to bhadak gayi,isiliye main tujhe billi kahta hoon...aur sun jyada gussa hone ki jaroorat nahi hai,warna abhich apun pure college me ye baat faila dega ki tune mujhe subah call karke black mail kiya...black mail matlab mai apni taraf se koyi bhi kahani jod dunga aur tu to janti hee hai ki main kahani banane me kitna mahir hoon...isliye Esha ji aapse namra nivedan hai ki aap mujhe mere dusare prashn ka spasht uttar de...."
"tum mujhe dhamki dene ki koshish kar rahe ho...."apni aawaz tez karte hue Esha boli...
"main dhamki dene ki koshish nahi kar raha...main to dhamki de raha hoon aur aawaz thoda neeche rakho, warna shuruat yahi se ho jayegi..."
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Auditorium me baithe sabhi students jab humari taraf hee dekhne lage to Esha ka mujhpar ufan marta hua gussa thoda thanda hua aur wo apne daant chabate hue dheere se boli....
"college khatm hone ke baad parking me milna ,abhi Chhatrapal sir auditorium me aa gaye hai, samjhe...."
"is chhatru ki to...."main peechhe palta to dekha ki Chhatru apni kalayi me bandhi ghadi me time dekhte hue samne stage ki taraf aa raha tha....
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Chhatrapal ji har din ki tarah aaj bhi samne khade ho gaye aur sabse wahi karwaya ,jo pichhale ek hafte se ho raha tha...pahle-pahal to maine Chhatrapal ke dwara ek page pakda kar mic me bulwane ki technique par maine kuchh khas gaur nahi kiya...lekin baad me maine dhyan dena shuru kiya aur jo baat mujhe pata chali wo ye ki Chhatru humari practice ke pahle din se hee selection karne laga tha....
Chhatrapal sir speech ke dauran ekdum samne wali row par baith jate aur samne wali ki tone ,bolne ki style aur interest par gaur karte the. Sabhi students practice ke pahle din se hee us din ka intezaar kar rahe the ki kab Chhatrapal sir unme se 6 ko select kare aur 2-2 ki team bana kar 3 group banaye aur wo apni final practice shuru kar sake....lekin jaisa mera manna tha uske anusar wo 6 log to aaj se 2-3 pahle hee select ho chuke the.....jiski jaankari sirf aur sirf chhatru ko thi....
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Iski bhanak mujhe tab lagi jab Chhatrapal sir daily humse Abraham Lincoln ki jeewani hume stage me bulakar padhwate the .kyunki na to Lincoln ji ke upar hume koyi essay likhna tha aur na hee golden jubilee ke mauke par Lincoln ji ka koyi topic tha....actually Chhatrapal in 7 dino me ye observe kar raha tha ki kis students ka interest kitna hai aur yadi meri soch sahi hai to wo unhi students ko select karega jinhone pure hafte full interest ke sath apni speech di ho....
Main Chhatrapal ke is trick ko bhaanp gaya tha ya phhir dusare shabdo me kahu to aisi hee same to same trick mere college me bhi mere teacher apply karte the aur yadi teesare shabdo me kahu to ' Anchoring karne ka ye mahafamous tareeka hai' jo har us bande ko maloom hoga ,jisne google me thodi si mehnat ki hogi.....
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Aradhna ko count karke ab total 12 students ho gaye the,jinme se 6 ko select karna tha aur 6 ko Auditorium se bahar ka rasta dikhana tha...kuchh ladke jo khud ko oversmart dikhate the wo pichhale ek-do dino se Lincoln ji ke baare me bolte waqt jamhayi le lete the to kabhi-kabhi apna hath-pair khujlane lagte the. Un Over-smart ladko me kuchh ladke aise bhi the,jo ek-do teen se Chhatrapal sir se ye puchhane lage the ki ,wo unhe 2-2 ke group me divide kyun nahi karte....matlab saaf tha ki in sabko Chhatrapal buttkick karne wala tha.
Jis din maine Esha se sawal puchha us din bhi taqriban 4-5 students ne Lincoln ji ke baare me wahi purani speech dene me aana kani ki...kuchh ne to boring tak ka darja de dala...lekin unme kuchh aise bhi students the jo Chhatrapal ke die-hard fan the aur unhone Auditorium me kabhi apna muh nahi khola aur unme main bhi shamil tha....
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Us din last period me mere mobile me Esha ne ek messege tapkaya ki wo chhutti ke baad parking me mera intezaar karegi...Esha ke is messege ke turant baad main ye samajh gaya ki mujhe pichhale kayi din ki tarah aaj bhi Arun ko chodu banakar ,Saurabh ke sath bhejna hai....
"Arun, tere mobile me messege pack hai kya..."
"ye messege tum jaise geedad karte hai, bhai sher hai isliye direct call karta hai...."
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Arun se naa me jawab milne ke baad maine apne hee mobile se Esha ko messege send karne ka socha aur likha ki 'Divya ko apne sath mat rakhna,warna main wapas laut jaunga...'
College khatm hone baad main parking ki taraf badha ,jaha Esha apni car ke bahar khade hokar mujhe idhar-udhar dhoondh rahi thi aur Divya ja chuki thi....
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"hello..."ek pyari si smile marte hue maine kaha"to bina samay ganwaye seedhe point par aa jao..."
"ek minute....mujhe sochne do....haan, yaad aa gaya. You Know Arman ,you are a hot topic of discussion in our college as well as in our home....."
"meri english utni buri bhi nahi hai lekin kasam se kuchh bhi samajh nahi aaya...."
"tum mere ghar me aur Gautam ke ghar me discuss karne ka ek hot topic ho...aur jis din devika ne tumhe call kiya uske ek din pahle hee main tumhare baare me usase baat kar rahi thi...is tarah se wo tumhare baare me jaan gayi..."
"sach...."main bas itna kah paya kyunki jo baat Esha ne mujhe batayi thi ,wo mere liye bilkul nayi thi.isliye uspar yakin karna mushkil ho raha tha.