17-02-2019, 05:05 PM
Update -1
Delhi city mein
Dev age 38:
babli age 32 :
Dono pati patni rehte the or dono job karte the
Roz ki trah babli office se ghar aayi grmi mai pasine se lathpath , sheetal ??sheetal kaha ho ? ji aayi mem saab mai na wo pocha lga rahi thee thoda .
(babli ki naukar sheetal bhagi bhagi aayi ne jwab diya)
or aapko itna pasina kaise mem aaj , gaadi ka a/c khraab ho gya kya ?
babli: tu meri chod or pani pila muje
Sheetal tray mei rakhkar ek gilaas laayi or babli ki tarf gilas karte hue , mem aaj aap dupehar ko he ghar aa gye , shaam ko aate ho ?
babli: pehle paani pee sakti hu kya mai ? teri bakbak ka jwaab dene se pehle ? (babli ne gilaas tray se uthate hue , sheetal ko ghurte hue kaha)
Reee medam ek toh pehle se itni garmi pad rahi a , uper se aap hmesha garmm he rehte ho , hum toh aise pusha tha ? jaldi aa gye toh
babli: tu na jyada shatir na ban samzii , muje sab pta tera pati sath wale room mei baitha hua hai , samzi agr koi chori vori hui na ghar par toh soch lena , muje pados walo ne btaya hai k jab mai office chali jaati hu tera pati ghar par aata jaata rehta hai , kya karne aata hai ? uska kaam kya yaha par ? mere ghar par rehte toh kabhi aata nahi a ?
Sheetal:-Areeh medam aisa kush nahi hai , darasal mera beta passs hua na 2th clas mai toh mitayi dene aaya abhi apke aage aage he toh aaya hai , 5 mint toh hue , nahi yakin toh camera mai reconding dekh lijiye kitne baje aaya , pdos wale toh vaise chaar batein jyada lgakar btate hai , unka kya hai .
babli:ohhh achha am sorryy , and congretulation , sorry maine tera mood off kar diya , am sorry dear , actully meri gaadi khraab ho gyi toh auto mai aana pda bahut garmi thee preshaan ho gyi , uper se wo auto wala ikdum hraami thaa , ek toh uski galti thee shmne car ko thoka , upr se us ladki ko itni galiya baki usne , mera dimag khraab ho gya , am sorry maine kisi or ka gusaa tumpar nikaal diya , am sorry .
Sheetal:-Arehh chliye mem saab koi ni . chaliye aaj apka muh b meeta karwate hai or aaj mai apko apne pati se b milwati hu agar aap kehte ho k apke rehte hue mera pati kabhi ni aata ghar toh aaj milwa dete hai aapse , areeh kalllua ??aaao naa mem saab aayi hai.. sheetal ne paas wale room se apne pati ko bulya ...
babli:- tummmm ?????? tum sheetal k pati ho ? babli ne shocked hote hue qst. Kiya ..
sheetal:- jee didi je mere pati hai , ap jante ho kya pehle se ?
babli:- areeh isne he toh ous auto wale ko ke auto mai muje bitya , maine toh isko bola tha muje ghar chod do , je bola k mera dost chod deg muje kaam hai , kitna ganda tha wo auto wala ,
Sheetal ka pati kallu chupchap khda babli ki batein sun raha tha , uske hilte hue hoth , or dikh rahi thodi c cleveg ko taaak raha tha . tabhi sheetal apne pati ka hath pakd kar jhtkte hue boli , re kallu kya kiya re tunee medam k sath kya maazra bta muje ?? tabhi kallu ne jwaab diya
kallu:-kya hua mem saab , humra bacha paas hogya na toh usi khushi mei college jana tha na jaldi , toh apko auto mai nahi bitya tha , aur wo raju tha humara dost jiske auto maai bitya apko , kush gadbad ki kya usne ? btaiye hum abhi uski class lete hai call karke .
babli:-areeh nahi rehne do , chalo bss thik a ,actully wo chotta sa accident ho gya tha toh muje gussa aa gya tha , khair congretulation ..
sheetal:-didi je congjilatins kyaaaaa ??
babli:-ohh i meanss mubark ho tum dono ko ,beta paas hua na , usko eng. Mai congretulation bola mtlb mubark dii , abh kush muhh b toh meeta krwao .
sheetal:- ha hann didi kyu ni , areeh kallu ja rasgulle wala dibba leke aa na jo laaya , mem saaab ka muh mitha krwao .
Tabhi kallu paas wale room mai yaha wo pehle baitha tha rasgulle ka dibba lene gya ,kallu ka toh lund khaada ho gya tha babli k jisam se aati uski purfume ki khushbu se, kallu room mai gya aur jaate he dibba khola or ek rasgulla pakda aur apna poora muhh kholkar ander daaal liya ,
Jyada waqt na hone ki wajaah se kallu ne 3 second tak rasgulla muh mei rakha par chabaya nahi aur fir pura rasgulla mitahi wale dibbe mai thook diya , abh rasgulle ko chaasni kmm aur kallu ke muhh ka thook jyada lga hua thaa , kallu dibba leke ander gya aur babli k aage kar diya , je lijiye mem saab muh mitha kijiye.
Kallu ki kismat achhi thee k wohi rasgulla babli ne pakda jo usne muh se nikaala thaa , ek bite karke babli boli waah teste toh achha hai , konsi market se laaye ho ? pora rasgulla niklte hue babli ne swaal pora kiya , aur kallu k muh ki tarf dekhne laggi .
kush din beetne k baad-
Kallu aur raju dono dost the auto driver the , aaj kallu ki mulaakat raju se kaafi dino baad ho rahi thee ,
Kallu:- abhee oh behn k loude ? na tera fon milta na aajkal tu road par milta thaa kidher tu ? aaa gale mill
Raju:-areeh yaar wo kahin rishtedaar k yaha thoda aciident ho gya tha toh uder he gya hua tha , thode din lag gye , aur fon toh mera toot gya yr , abh thode tym tak dekhuga lene ki soch raha hu .
Kallu:-chal je sab chod , accident se muje yaad aaya , us din ek medam ko bola tha na maine tuje k chod kar aa isko ? kya chakker tha uska haaan ??
Raju:-areeh wo medam , yarrrrrrrrrrrrr medam kya wo toh maal thee maaal ,, kya mast maal theee , uske boobs dekhte dekhte aageh auto thuk gya ek ladki ki gaadi mai , tuje toh fir mera kaminapan pta hai , jo mai karta hua hahhahahhaah
Kallu:-matlb saale tune usko gandi galiya dedi ,
Raju:- gandi galiya nahi bahut jyda gandi galiya , muje thark chdi hue thee , lund toh us medam ko dekhkar khda hua pada tha , vaise wo ladki toh chali gyi the gaadi leke , fir auto mai maine akele mai thark poori karne ke vaaste galiya bakki maza aa gya .
Kallu:- tu pura maazra ba na kya hua
Raju:-chal sun fer
Conversation in auto
Babli medam:-azeeb aadmi ho tum ek toh galti tumari uper se galiya de re ho us ladki ko tumari beti smaan thee wo .
Raju:-ree medam is area mai pehli baar aayi ho kya aap ? iske jaisi roz ider gaand marwane aati hai , 500 liya hoga kise se aur muh mai lund leke choosti aayi hogi , aur mujpar amiri ka roab jhaad rahi hai .
Babli medam:-tumara dimaag khraab hai kya ? u don’t have sence how to talk with females ??
Raju:-dimag meraa sahi hai , baaki apka angrezi samz na aaya mem saab , itna samz aata toh aaj apun log pardhaan mantri hota , ider auto mai lund na khuza raha hota .
Babli medam:- what ? are u mad ? kaha fass gyi bhgwaan , muje abhi utaaro niche auto se , bvkufe insaaan
Uske bolte maine ikdum brake lagyi aur vo girte girte bachi , ir firse mujpe bhadk gyi , tum sachhi pagal ho kya aise brak lgta hai kya koi , licence b hai kya tumre pass , ya aise muh uttha k auto pakad liya ??
Raju:-apko kya lena dena medam . chaliye niche utriye 150 rupe chutte dijiye mere ko , aur bahar road par khde hoke dhoop ka maza lijiye garmi mai , aur logo se lift magte firiye , kyuki ider koi na lift deta hai na koi auto wala aata ider ,
Babli medam:- areeee yr kaha fass gyi , dekho meri gaadi khraab ho gyi a toh problem create hue , tum muje aise nahi utaar sakte raaste mai , yaha tak lizane ki baat hui waha taak chod kar aao muje .
Raju:- kya medam aap b , kabhi bolte utaar do kabhi chod kar aao , aap amir logo ka b kush samz nahi aata kabh kahan jubaan badal lo
Babli medam:- wo maine tumko isliye k niche utaaro kyuki tum gaaliya bakk rahe ho bewajha ,
Raju:-areeh toh medam aapko kisne bola us randi ladki ki tarfdari kro, ap konsi jaan pehchaan vaali ha wo , kya ptaa kahan choot me jeeb firaati aayi hogi . aisi ldkiya roz gaand mai guswaati lund , apko nahi pta .
Babli medam:- ohh shettt yrrrr , bhai tum chup krke auto chaloge plss ,
Raju:- mai toh chup krke chala raha tha aap he bar bar uski yad dila re , us bhosdi waali randi ki ,
Fir aggeh kush nahi yar , btaye adress par maine usko chod diya , mast maal thee yar , vaise toh roz bahut c milti aisi paar usmein kush khaas tha , je mili kaha tuje , kahin job vob karti hai kya ?? roz auto se aana jaana nahi hota kya iska ? (raju ne kaliya se swaal kiya) toh kaliya ne abhi kush btana jruri na samza toh bol diya k pta nahi , par jaldi pta laga lunga kaha se aati hai or rehti kidher sab jaldi pta chal jeyega .
Cont.
Delhi city mein
Dev age 38:
babli age 32 :
Dono pati patni rehte the or dono job karte the
Roz ki trah babli office se ghar aayi grmi mai pasine se lathpath , sheetal ??sheetal kaha ho ? ji aayi mem saab mai na wo pocha lga rahi thee thoda .
(babli ki naukar sheetal bhagi bhagi aayi ne jwab diya)
or aapko itna pasina kaise mem aaj , gaadi ka a/c khraab ho gya kya ?
babli: tu meri chod or pani pila muje
Sheetal tray mei rakhkar ek gilaas laayi or babli ki tarf gilas karte hue , mem aaj aap dupehar ko he ghar aa gye , shaam ko aate ho ?
babli: pehle paani pee sakti hu kya mai ? teri bakbak ka jwaab dene se pehle ? (babli ne gilaas tray se uthate hue , sheetal ko ghurte hue kaha)
Reee medam ek toh pehle se itni garmi pad rahi a , uper se aap hmesha garmm he rehte ho , hum toh aise pusha tha ? jaldi aa gye toh
babli: tu na jyada shatir na ban samzii , muje sab pta tera pati sath wale room mei baitha hua hai , samzi agr koi chori vori hui na ghar par toh soch lena , muje pados walo ne btaya hai k jab mai office chali jaati hu tera pati ghar par aata jaata rehta hai , kya karne aata hai ? uska kaam kya yaha par ? mere ghar par rehte toh kabhi aata nahi a ?
Sheetal:-Areeh medam aisa kush nahi hai , darasal mera beta passs hua na 2th clas mai toh mitayi dene aaya abhi apke aage aage he toh aaya hai , 5 mint toh hue , nahi yakin toh camera mai reconding dekh lijiye kitne baje aaya , pdos wale toh vaise chaar batein jyada lgakar btate hai , unka kya hai .
babli:ohhh achha am sorryy , and congretulation , sorry maine tera mood off kar diya , am sorry dear , actully meri gaadi khraab ho gyi toh auto mai aana pda bahut garmi thee preshaan ho gyi , uper se wo auto wala ikdum hraami thaa , ek toh uski galti thee shmne car ko thoka , upr se us ladki ko itni galiya baki usne , mera dimag khraab ho gya , am sorry maine kisi or ka gusaa tumpar nikaal diya , am sorry .
Sheetal:-Arehh chliye mem saab koi ni . chaliye aaj apka muh b meeta karwate hai or aaj mai apko apne pati se b milwati hu agar aap kehte ho k apke rehte hue mera pati kabhi ni aata ghar toh aaj milwa dete hai aapse , areeh kalllua ??aaao naa mem saab aayi hai.. sheetal ne paas wale room se apne pati ko bulya ...
babli:- tummmm ?????? tum sheetal k pati ho ? babli ne shocked hote hue qst. Kiya ..
sheetal:- jee didi je mere pati hai , ap jante ho kya pehle se ?
babli:- areeh isne he toh ous auto wale ko ke auto mai muje bitya , maine toh isko bola tha muje ghar chod do , je bola k mera dost chod deg muje kaam hai , kitna ganda tha wo auto wala ,
Sheetal ka pati kallu chupchap khda babli ki batein sun raha tha , uske hilte hue hoth , or dikh rahi thodi c cleveg ko taaak raha tha . tabhi sheetal apne pati ka hath pakd kar jhtkte hue boli , re kallu kya kiya re tunee medam k sath kya maazra bta muje ?? tabhi kallu ne jwaab diya
kallu:-kya hua mem saab , humra bacha paas hogya na toh usi khushi mei college jana tha na jaldi , toh apko auto mai nahi bitya tha , aur wo raju tha humara dost jiske auto maai bitya apko , kush gadbad ki kya usne ? btaiye hum abhi uski class lete hai call karke .
babli:-areeh nahi rehne do , chalo bss thik a ,actully wo chotta sa accident ho gya tha toh muje gussa aa gya tha , khair congretulation ..
sheetal:-didi je congjilatins kyaaaaa ??
babli:-ohh i meanss mubark ho tum dono ko ,beta paas hua na , usko eng. Mai congretulation bola mtlb mubark dii , abh kush muhh b toh meeta krwao .
sheetal:- ha hann didi kyu ni , areeh kallu ja rasgulle wala dibba leke aa na jo laaya , mem saaab ka muh mitha krwao .
Tabhi kallu paas wale room mai yaha wo pehle baitha tha rasgulle ka dibba lene gya ,kallu ka toh lund khaada ho gya tha babli k jisam se aati uski purfume ki khushbu se, kallu room mai gya aur jaate he dibba khola or ek rasgulla pakda aur apna poora muhh kholkar ander daaal liya ,
Jyada waqt na hone ki wajaah se kallu ne 3 second tak rasgulla muh mei rakha par chabaya nahi aur fir pura rasgulla mitahi wale dibbe mai thook diya , abh rasgulle ko chaasni kmm aur kallu ke muhh ka thook jyada lga hua thaa , kallu dibba leke ander gya aur babli k aage kar diya , je lijiye mem saab muh mitha kijiye.
Kallu ki kismat achhi thee k wohi rasgulla babli ne pakda jo usne muh se nikaala thaa , ek bite karke babli boli waah teste toh achha hai , konsi market se laaye ho ? pora rasgulla niklte hue babli ne swaal pora kiya , aur kallu k muh ki tarf dekhne laggi .
kush din beetne k baad-
Kallu aur raju dono dost the auto driver the , aaj kallu ki mulaakat raju se kaafi dino baad ho rahi thee ,
Kallu:- abhee oh behn k loude ? na tera fon milta na aajkal tu road par milta thaa kidher tu ? aaa gale mill
Raju:-areeh yaar wo kahin rishtedaar k yaha thoda aciident ho gya tha toh uder he gya hua tha , thode din lag gye , aur fon toh mera toot gya yr , abh thode tym tak dekhuga lene ki soch raha hu .
Kallu:-chal je sab chod , accident se muje yaad aaya , us din ek medam ko bola tha na maine tuje k chod kar aa isko ? kya chakker tha uska haaan ??
Raju:-areeh wo medam , yarrrrrrrrrrrrr medam kya wo toh maal thee maaal ,, kya mast maal theee , uske boobs dekhte dekhte aageh auto thuk gya ek ladki ki gaadi mai , tuje toh fir mera kaminapan pta hai , jo mai karta hua hahhahahhaah
Kallu:-matlb saale tune usko gandi galiya dedi ,
Raju:- gandi galiya nahi bahut jyda gandi galiya , muje thark chdi hue thee , lund toh us medam ko dekhkar khda hua pada tha , vaise wo ladki toh chali gyi the gaadi leke , fir auto mai maine akele mai thark poori karne ke vaaste galiya bakki maza aa gya .
Kallu:- tu pura maazra ba na kya hua
Raju:-chal sun fer
Conversation in auto
Babli medam:-azeeb aadmi ho tum ek toh galti tumari uper se galiya de re ho us ladki ko tumari beti smaan thee wo .
Raju:-ree medam is area mai pehli baar aayi ho kya aap ? iske jaisi roz ider gaand marwane aati hai , 500 liya hoga kise se aur muh mai lund leke choosti aayi hogi , aur mujpar amiri ka roab jhaad rahi hai .
Babli medam:-tumara dimaag khraab hai kya ? u don’t have sence how to talk with females ??
Raju:-dimag meraa sahi hai , baaki apka angrezi samz na aaya mem saab , itna samz aata toh aaj apun log pardhaan mantri hota , ider auto mai lund na khuza raha hota .
Babli medam:- what ? are u mad ? kaha fass gyi bhgwaan , muje abhi utaaro niche auto se , bvkufe insaaan
Uske bolte maine ikdum brake lagyi aur vo girte girte bachi , ir firse mujpe bhadk gyi , tum sachhi pagal ho kya aise brak lgta hai kya koi , licence b hai kya tumre pass , ya aise muh uttha k auto pakad liya ??
Raju:-apko kya lena dena medam . chaliye niche utriye 150 rupe chutte dijiye mere ko , aur bahar road par khde hoke dhoop ka maza lijiye garmi mai , aur logo se lift magte firiye , kyuki ider koi na lift deta hai na koi auto wala aata ider ,
Babli medam:- areeee yr kaha fass gyi , dekho meri gaadi khraab ho gyi a toh problem create hue , tum muje aise nahi utaar sakte raaste mai , yaha tak lizane ki baat hui waha taak chod kar aao muje .
Raju:- kya medam aap b , kabhi bolte utaar do kabhi chod kar aao , aap amir logo ka b kush samz nahi aata kabh kahan jubaan badal lo
Babli medam:- wo maine tumko isliye k niche utaaro kyuki tum gaaliya bakk rahe ho bewajha ,
Raju:-areeh toh medam aapko kisne bola us randi ladki ki tarfdari kro, ap konsi jaan pehchaan vaali ha wo , kya ptaa kahan choot me jeeb firaati aayi hogi . aisi ldkiya roz gaand mai guswaati lund , apko nahi pta .
Babli medam:- ohh shettt yrrrr , bhai tum chup krke auto chaloge plss ,
Raju:- mai toh chup krke chala raha tha aap he bar bar uski yad dila re , us bhosdi waali randi ki ,
Fir aggeh kush nahi yar , btaye adress par maine usko chod diya , mast maal thee yar , vaise toh roz bahut c milti aisi paar usmein kush khaas tha , je mili kaha tuje , kahin job vob karti hai kya ?? roz auto se aana jaana nahi hota kya iska ? (raju ne kaliya se swaal kiya) toh kaliya ne abhi kush btana jruri na samza toh bol diya k pta nahi , par jaldi pta laga lunga kaha se aati hai or rehti kidher sab jaldi pta chal jeyega .
Cont.