Romance Jindgi ke rang

[Hafiz55301]

Guys have posted the whole story in pdf with the help of siraj bhai

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1A-dZiym...p=drivesdk

https://www.mediafire.com/file/085gr9dyk...g.pdf/file

Jindgi ke rang

Writer:- Ag87

2nd March 2015 

http://www.xossip.com/showthread.php?t=1363387

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Dosto ye story puri tarah se kalpanik hai aur ye mere khali dimag ki upaj hai jo mai aap logo ko bata ke boor karna chahta hu is ka kahi na kahi thoda sa credit xossip ko bhi jata hai yaha itne acche writers aur readers hai aur muje xossip ke niyam ke bare mai bhi jada nahi pata is liye agar kuch galti ho jaye to advance mai sorry... Aur dosto mai koi writer nahi hun ye meri life ki pehli story hai so please agar kuch galti ho to aapna chota bhai maan ke bata dena.



Update 01

Hai to Dosto aab aate hai story per mere pariwar mai bas char hi log hai...

Prakash Gupta- Ghar ke Mukhiya aur mere dad umer yahi koi 45 ke aas-pass per dekhne mai 35 se jada koi bhi nahi bata sakta bahut hi shakt mijaj ke aadmi hai in ka aapna business Hai jo ki kaffi fela huya hai jis ke vajah se ye jadatar ghar ke bahar hi rehte hai.

Anita Gupta- Meri mom umer yahi koi 38 per dekhne mai kaffi khubsurat in hone apne ko khub maintain ker ke rekha hua hai dekh ke koi bhi nahi bata sakta ki in ki do aulad bhi ho shakti hai ye ek housewife hai aur pati aur baccho ki khushi hi in ki jindagi hai.

Aman Gupta- Mai ek shandar jaandar jinda dil insan story ka hero aur villan dekhne mai kisi hero ki tarah nahi is ka ek main karan ye bhi hai ki muje showoff kerna pasand nahi hai iseliye hamesa hi dheele kapdo mai ghumta hu ya aise kapde jis se shareer ka jada pata na chale.

Nikita gupta (Nikki)- Pure ghar ki jaan abhi 10th mai hai per ek din bhi agar ye ghar pen na ho to aisa lagta hai ki ye koi bhoot bangla hai kaffi chulbul aur natkhat mere rehte use koi bhi kuch nahi bol shakta chahe phir yo hamare dad hi kyu na ho wo meri jaan hai.

To dosto story mai aur bhi kai logo ki dhasu tarah se entry hogi tab un ke bare mai bata dunga aab aaate hai story pe.

Hum waise to U.P. ke ek gaou se hai waha pe mere dada ke kaffi jamin hai dad bolte hai ki aas pass ke 25 gaou mai jo jamin hai vo jyadatar hamari hi hai aur waha per ek bangla bhi hai jahan mai paida huya tha per aab hum delhi mai rehte hai kyu ki dad ka business Kaffi bad gaya hai isliye unhe jyadatar out of country rehna padta hai.

Maine abhi abhi 12th ke exam diye hai aur result ka wait ker raha hu isliye abhi free hu aur aap log jaante hi hoge ki jab hum free hote hai to kya kerte hai ya to awara gardi ya sona ye hi do kam hote hai to mai bhi in mai se ek bahut hi jaruri kam yani ki so raha the tabhi mere room pe knock huyi mai ne sote huye hi bola kaun to udher nikki ki awaj aayi bhaiya uth jayo 2 baj rahe hai mom lunch kerne ke liye bula rahi hai.

Maine gate khola aur dobara aa ke apne bister pe late gaya aur sone ki koshish kerne laga per nikki muje sone nahi de rahi the aakhir kar maine har maan li aur 15 min ka bol ke kisi tarah samjha bujha ke us ko neeche bhej diya aur mai bathroom mai chala gaya fresh hone aur aapni aadat ke mutabik mai tab apne sath le gaya aur xossip open ker ke story read kerne laga aur bakki ke kam bhi aadhe ghante mai fresh ho ke neeche aaya to mom ka bhashan start ho gaya aur main aapne dono kano mai ungli daal ke baith gaya aur nikki ye dekh ke hasne lagi us ko hasta huya dekh ke muje bhi hasi aa gayi jab mom ne dekha ki muje kuch farak nahi pad raha he to wo kitchen mai chali gayi lunch lane.

Mai aur nikki baith ke tv dekne lage phir hum ne lunch kiya aur mom aram kerne chale gayi aur nikki ne bola ki usko us ki friend sonam ke pass jana ke hai.(sonam nikki ke best friend hai per muje bilkul bhi pasand nahi hai par phir bhi mai nikki ke vajah se us ko jhelta hu) maine ok kha aur maine us ko tyar hone ka bol ke aapne kamre mai aa gaya

Update 02

Mai aur nikki baith ke tv dekne lage phir hum ne lunch kiya aur mom aram kerne chale gayi aur nikki ne bola ki usko us ki friend sonam ke pass jana ke hai.(sonam nikki ke best friend hai per muje bilkul bhi pasand nahi hai par phir bhi mai nikki ke vajah se us ko jhelta hu) maine ok kha aur maine us ko tyar hone ka bol ke aapne kamre mai aa gaya.

Ab aage...
Phir us ko le ke mai sonam ke ghar chala gaya waha ja ke mera mood na hote huye bhi muje sonam ke ghar mai jana pada. nikki ne doorball bajaye darwaja sonam ne hi khola pehle nikki ko dekh ke bahut khus huyi phir muje dekh ke aisa muh banaya jaise ki kisi ne bahut hi kadwi dawa pila de ho.

Phir mai ne pucha ki aunty kha hai us ne kha ki ander hai phir hum ander aa gaye Aur vo dono sonam ke room mai chali gayi aur mai vahin sofe pe baith gaya.

Aunty- Are aman kab aaye.

Mai- Aunty bas abhi–abhi aaya hu nikki ko chodne.

Aunty- Tum baitho mai tumare liye kuch nasta lati hun.

Mai- Nahi aunty mai to bas ja hi raha tha bas aap se milne ke liye ruk gaya.

Aunty- Aise kaise bina naste ke to mai tume jane nahi dungi.

Mai- Ok, aunty.

Phir aunty nasta banane chali gayi aur mai tv dekhne laga itne mai sonam ke badi behan sonia di aa gayi. Muje dekha aur mere mathe pe haat laga kea man teri tabiyat to thik hai na (Sonia Di sonam ki badi behan jo doctor hai aur meri un se bahut hi badiya patti hai yaha tak ki muje kabhi koi problem hoti hai to mai sonia di ko hi batata hu aur vo mujhe us ka solution batati hai.

Mai- Kyu di aapko aisa kyu lag raha hai ki meri tabiyat thik nahi hai.

Di- Tuje yaad hai tu last time kab aaya tha hamare ghar.

Mai- Di aap bhi na aap to janti hai ki sonam ko mera yaha aana pasand nahi aur phir aap ko ye bhi pata hai ke study mai kitna accha hu bas exam ki tayyari kar raha tha.

Di- Sab janti hu me par tu ye bhool raha hai ki tu yahan sonam se nahi mujse milne aata hai.

Mai- Ok, sorry di aage se aisa nahi hoga.

Di- Chal koi baat nahi aab ye bata ki aage kya kerne ka vichar hai.

Mai- Di pehle to kisi tarah acche numbero se pass ho jayu ye hi duya hai phir dekhte hai.

Di- Vo to tu ho hi jayega itna bhi kamjor nahi hai padayi mai tu aur nahi bhi huya to sports mai tu accha hai hi ye tera trump card hai.

Mai- Ye to hai di (Dosto yaha mai aap logo ko bata du ki sports mai meri kaffi acchi pakad hai. Main cricket aur hokey dono mai accha player mana jata hu. Cricket meri pasand hai aur hokey ek zid ka natija jo aap ko aage ja ke pata chaljayega).

Itne mai aunty nasta leke aa gayi aur di fresh hone ka bol ke chali gayi aur aunty se thodi der tak baat cheet ker ke me ghar ke liye nikal gaya.

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[Hafiz55301]

Update 03

Itne mai aunty nasta leke aa gayi aur di fresh hone ka bol ke chali gayi aur aunty se thodi der tak baat cheet ker ke me ghar ke liye nikal gaya.

Ab aage...
Ghar aa ke maine wahi kiya jo hum jaise ladko ko shoba deta hai yani ki so gaya. Nikki ko lane sham ko jana tha isiliye mere pass bahut time tha. Dopehar ko mom ne jagaya aur lunch ke liye neeche aane ko bola.

Mai- Kas lunch kerna itna jaruri na hota.

Mom- Kuch bola tune.

Mai- Nahi Bas 15 min mai aaya.

Phir mai fresh ho ke neeche hall mai aa gaya lunch kiya. Phir TV dekhne laga thodi der TV dekhne ke baad mai boor hone laga aur ye sochne laga ki aisa kya kiya jaye jisse time pass ho jaye jab muje kuch nahi suja to maine rohit ko phone kiya. Rohit mere uncle ka beta hai aur wo bhi hamare ghar se kuch dur hi rehte hai. Rohit aur simran twins hai dono mai sirf 5 min ka anter hai aur simran pure 5 min badi hai jis ka fayda utha ke wo rohit pe hukum chalati rehti hai.

Mai- Kya ker raha he be.

Rohit- Kuch nahi yaar simran pakka rahi hai.

Mai- Oh ye to accha hai chal tuje nikalta hu waha se.

Rohit- Bhai tera ye ahsan jindagi nahi pure ek din tak nahi bhuluga.

Mai- Chal nautanki mat ker phone de use .

Simran- Hello kaun.

Mai- Wah kya din aa gaye hain hame aapna intro bhi dena hoga aapko.

Simran- Sorry bhaiya maine socha ki.

Mai- Ki ye jhoot bol raha hai chal ek kam ker aaj ese chod de muje kuch kam hai isse.

Simran- Bhaiya mera project aadhura reh jayega.

Mai- Iska bhi solution hai mere paas tu isse raat mai banwa liyo mai bhi bol dunga.

Simran- Thik hai aap bol rahe hai to thik hai nahi to mai isse sham tak chodne wali nahi thi.

Note- Socha ki es story ko bhi kyu na coutinue kiya jaye jis story ka response accha mila use long ker dunga nahi to 150 se 200 page ke beech khatam ker dunga

[Hafiz55301]

Update 04

Simran- Thik hai aap bol rahe hai to thik hai nahi to mai isse sham tak chodne wali nahi thi.

Ab aage...
Mai- Thanks dear ek tu hi to hai es duniya mai nahi to mera kya hota.

Simran- Ok, jyada maska lagane ki jarurat nahi hai muje sahi time par mera inam mil jana chahiye.

Mai- Tu tension na le bas us langur ko phone de.

Rohit- Ha bhai bol kahan milna hai .

Mai- Wahi jahan koi aata jata nahin.

Rohit- 10 min mai tuje wahi milta hu chal bye.

Mai-Bye.

Karib 20 min baad muje wo aata huwa dikha aur jaise hi wo bike park ker ke neeche utra maine ek jordar laat us ke pichwade pe de mari.

Rohit- Bhai 5 mint hi to late huwa hu.

Mai- Kaminey 10 mint late hai aur late aane ki saza to milii hi hai aur barabar mili hai.

Rohit- Ha to thik hai chal aaj ki bear meri taraf se khus.

Mai- Bilkul khus per mai to ***** hi lunga baad mai natak nahi chahiye muje tera.

Rohit- Accha aapni bari mai made in India aur hamari bari mai made in **** ye julm hai.

Mai- Jyada notanki na ker chal ja le ke aa mai jaldi phir pee ke park chalte hai bahut jaruri baat kerni hai muje tujhse.

Rohit aapna sada sa muh le ke chale gaya. Chal to aise thi jaise kisi ne gand mar le ho kaminey ki. Aakhir kar wo do can le ke aa gaya hum ne wahi ek side mai aapni tanki full ki aur chal pade park ki aur.

Rohit- Ha to bata kya jaruri kam tha tuje.

Mai- Ha mai yeh bol raha tha ki aage tune kya kerne ki sochi hai.

Rohit- Isme sochna kya hai hum jaise nakara to engineering hi ker shakte hai pass ho na ho pancher lagana to sheek hi lenge.

Mai- Good achi soch hai par bad news engineering mai puncher lagana nahi shikhate.

Rohit- To mera kya hoga kya kya socha tha maine ki puncher lagane ka bada sa showroom kholuga aur famous ho jayuga sab bekar tune to mere sapne tod diye.

Mai- Chal majak chod aur sach bol mai serious hu yaar.

Rohit- Ok maine sach mai engg. ka hi socha hai I.T. se aur tu.

Mai- Same per yaha se nahi matlab ki ye hamari life ke sabse khas time hai to khud duniya ko face kerna chahta hu khud aage aa ke kuch kerna chahta hu.

Rohit- To shaddi ker lena.

Mai- Agar tune dobara mera majak banaya to tu gaya .

Rohit- Ok to tuje meri kya help chahiye .

Mai- Mom-dad muje aakele nahi jane denge isliye tu mere saath chalega.

Rohit -Aur mai aisa kyu karuga .

Mai- Kyu ki tuje waha free bear milegi mere taraf se.

Rohit- To thik hai .

Mai- Chal aab result pe milte hai aur hum aapne aapne ghar ko nikal liye.

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[Hafiz55301]

Update 05

Mai- Chal aab result pe milte hai aur hum aapne aapne ghar ko nikal liye.

Ab aage...
Mai jaise hi ghar pahucha ki mon mere pe fire ho gayi.

Mom- Tu kahan tha aab tak.

Mai- Mai to park gaya tha rohit ke saath kal result aa raha hai hamara to usi pe baat ho rahi thi.

Mom- Tu kuch bhul nahi raha.

Mai- Nahi bilkul nahi maine aaj time pe lunch to ker liya tha.

Mom- Aur kuch shayad kuch jo es se jyada important ho.

Mai- Nahi*****oh shit mai Nikki ko lana bhul gaya wo meri jaan le legi aab mai abhi leke aata hu use.

Mom- Koi jarurat nahi hai simran ki mom aa rahi hai use le ker.

Mai- Mom mai rohit ke pass ja raha hu aaj raat ke liye.

Mom- Bilkul nahi agar tu chala gaya to us toofanmail ko kaun sambhalega.

Mai- Mom aap to great ho muje pata hai aap use handle ker lengi.

Mom- Bilkul nahi wo bahut gusse mai thi aur muje us ka gussa jhelne ka koi shok nahi hai.

Mai- Mom.

Mom- Aman dekh mai teri koi help nahi ker sakti ye teri galti hai tu jhel.

Mai to gaya kam se aaj wo muje kaccha hi kha jayegi usne mujhe aate huwe bhi warning di thi ki time pe mai use lene aa jawu kya karu kya karu. Tabhi ghar ki doorbell baji nokar ne gate open kiya Nikki aapna gusse se bhara huwa chahra liye seedhe ander aa gayi aur mujhe marne lagi.

Mai- Dekh meri koi galti nahi hai wo kya hai aaahhhhh lag rahi hai aaram se mar na.

Nikki- Accha aab lag rahi hai mai wahan pichle 1 ghante se me aap ka wait ker rahi hu us ka kya aaj to mai aap ko nahi chodugi.(Aur sofe se pillow utha ke muje marne lagi)

Mai- Dekh ye sari galti rohit ki hai haan rohit ki hi hai usi ka end time pe phone aaya tha ki use kuch jaruri kam hai.

Nikki- Mujhe aap bewakoof nahi bana shakte.(Aur muje Marne ke liye kuch aur dhundne lagi maine moke ka fayda uthate huwe wahan se 9 do 11 ho gaya aur mom ke peeche ja ke chup gaya)

Mom- Nikki beta ye kya ho raha hai.

Nikki- Mom dekho na ek to muje lene bhi nahi aaye aur bataya bhi nahi.

Mom- Ha ye to galat hai.

Mai- Kya mom kuch galat nahi hai plz muje baccha lo aaj ke liye plz.

Mom- Mera kya fayda hoga tere ko baccha ke.

Mai- Kya mom koi maa bhi apne bete se apne fayde ki baat kerti hai.

Mom- Ha to koi bhai bhi apni behan ko wapas lana bhulta hai kya.

Nikki- Aap log kya baat ker rahe ho bhai aap seedhe tarah se aage aa jawo nahi to ***.

Mom- Dekh nikki ise last time maaf ker de chahe to koi aur saza de de.

Nikki- Ok, to mujhe ek dress chahiye, one month wala cadberry chocolate ka pack aur ek barbie princess ka set bas.

Mai- Bas itna hi jara se galti kya hogayi tu to jaan lene pe hi tul gayi.

Nikki- Mom Maine option de diya hai muje jaldi reply chahiye.

Mom- Mujhe tumhara dusra option manzur hai.

Mai- Magar mujhe manzur nahi hai.

Mom- Soch le us ke pass boxing gloves bhi hai.

Mai- Aap use yaad dila rahe ho ya muje baccha rahe ho.

Mom- Mai to bacchane ki koshish ker rahi hu bas.

Mai- Meri pocket money lagbhag khatam ho gayi hai next month pakka dila dunga.

Mom- Koi nahi tu loan le le mere se next month ke pocket money se wapas ker dena.

Mai- Mom ***.

Nikki- Kya mom kal taiyar rehna morning 10 am ok aur aakhir kar aafat ki pudiya ne mera peecha chod diya abhi ke liye.

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Update 06

Mai- Mom ***.

Nikki- Kya mom kal taiyar rehna morning 10 am ok aur aakhir kar aafat ki pudiya ne mera peecha chod diya abhi ke liye.

Ab aage...
Kisi tarah Maine bachte bacchate dinner kiya aur aapne kamre mai aake sone ki koshish kerne laga ki tabhi mera phone bajne laga maine no. dekha to wo rohit ka tha.

Mai- Kya baat hai aaj tune mujhe kaise yaad kiya.

Rohit- Kutte kaminey ***(Jitni gali use aati thi sari mere pe hi istemal ker di).

Mai- Abe kya huwa bhai.

Rohit- Tune to kha tha ki tune mujhe simran ke torcher se baccha liya.

Mai- Ha to bacchaya tha na itni jaldi bhool gaya.

Rohit- Jhoot mat bol mai tujhe jaan se maar dunga tu mil to sahi.

Mai- (Lagta hai bande ka shoshan kuch jyada hi hua hai) tu aaram ker kal milte hai phir baat karenge.

Maine phone cut ker ke mobile hi switch off ker diya kyu ki mujhe acche se pata tha ki wo mujhe raat bhar pakane wala hai isliye phone off ker diya tha. Agla din meri jindgi ka most important din tha kyu ki mera result jo aane wala tha. Subah meri need aapne aap hi khul gayi maine aapne rutine work ko complete kiya aur neeche hall mai chala gaya jahan sabhi muje dekh ke bahut hairan huye.

Mai- Sab mujhe aise kyu dekh rahe ho.

Dad- Aaj suraj jarur pachim se nikla hoga.

Mai- Dad ye bilkul bhi acchi baat nahi hai.

Mom- Chal jaldi se nasta ker le phir Nikki ko le ke bhi to jana hai shopping pe.

Mai- Kya mom aap abhi tak serious hai us baat ke liye wo to raat gayi baat gayi.

Nikki- Kya kaha.

Mai- Mai kuch nahi bas mai to mom se loan ke bare mai baat ker raha tha.

Nikki- Good main wait ker rahi hu.

Maine nasta kiya aur phir hum chal pade shopping karne ke liye aur shopping karne ke baad hum ghar chale gaye mera result 2 baje aane wala tha to maine socha ki us se pehle hi sab baat clear ker liya jaye.

Mai- Dad aaj aap office nahi gaye.

Dad- Nahi aaj koi khas kam nahi tha to socha ki aaj aaram kar lu.

Mai- Dad mai aap se kuch baat kerna chahta hu.

Dad- Ha bolo.

Mai- Dad mai aage ki padayi kahin aur se kerna chahta hun.

Dad- Good to tum videsh mai padna karna chahte ho.

Mai- Nahi dad India mai hi per yahan se kahin dur.

Dad- Aur mai iski permission kyu du.

Mai- Kyu ki aap nahi chahege ki mai hamesa aap pe depend rahu.

Dad- Ha ye to hai per tumhari maa kabhi tumhe akele jane nahi degi.

Mai- Mai akela kha hu rohit bhi to mere saath hai.

Dad- Us ko permission mil gayi. Bhaisahab kaise taiyar huwe iske liye.

Mai- Nahi jab aap permission denge tabhi to rohit ke liye permission ki baat hogi.

Dad- Oh muje koi problem nahi hai per tum rule jante ho.

Mai- Dad kya is baar hum koi aur tarika nahi nikal sakte.

Dad- Nahin bilkul nahi.

Mai- Ok dad aap to ready hona.

Dad- Ha per sabse last mai.

(Hamare family bhi thodi hat ke hai hamari family ka rule ye hai ki jab bhi hamare ghar mai koi faisla lena hota hai jis pe sabhi ki rai alag ho to hum voting se faisla kerte hai).

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Update 07

Dad- Ha per sabse last mai.

(Hamare family bhi thodi hat ke hai hamari family ka rule ye hai ki jab bhi hamare ghar mai koi faisla lena hota hai jis pe sabhi ki rai alag ho to hum voting se faisla kerte hai).

Ab aage...
Yaar kuch to karna padega nahi to kam nahin banega aur kaise mom ko razi karu please god koi to idea do koi bhi.

Nikki- Kis baat ke liye help maang rahe ho god se .

Mai- Wo personal matter hai tu aapni bata.

Nikki- Mera kya hai mai to khus hu aaj itne sare gifts jo mile hai .

Mai- Chal jhooti abhi last weekend pe hi to dad ne tere ko der sare gifts diye the chal ek fever karegi.

Nikki- Pata nahi pehle baat batawo.

Mai- Aaj sham ko voting hogi to tu please mere liye vote karegi.

Nikki- Kis baat ki voting aab kya chahiye aap ko.

Mai- Kuch nahi bas muje shimla mai aapni aage ke padayi kerni hai.

Nikki- To bhul jawo yahan kya problem hai.

Mai- Koi nahi bas mujhe shimla accha lagta hai kuch samay bitana chahta hu wahan.

Nikki- To chalo ghum ke aate hai na.

Mai- Idher aa (us ko gale lagate huwe) kya huwa tu pareshan kyu hai.

Nikki- Mai kahan pareshan hu .

Mai- Accha to aab jhoot bhi bolegi mere se.

Nikki- Aap mere se jyada pareshan ho gaye ho na isliye yaha se kahi dur jana chahte ho.

Mai- Idher dekh meri aakho mai tuje kya lagta hai ki tere bina mai reh sakta hu kabhi nahin tu wo fool hai hamare baagh ka jis se hum hai samji.

Nikki- To yaha kya problem hai .

Mai- Kuch nahi per bas mai khud se kuch karna chahta hu tere liye apne liye apne pariwar ke liye khud se.

Nikki- Aap ko pata hai aap hamesha sahi hote hai per mujhe kya milega.

Mai- Sab kuch bol kya chahiye.

Nikki- Aap mujhe roj phone kar ke bataoge ki kya huwa aur hum sabhi holidays saath mai hi manayege.

Mai- Ye bhi koi kehne ki baat hai chal lunch kerte hai .

Nikki- Mai to bhool hi gayi aap ka results aa gaya hai chalo check kerte hai.

Mai- Sach mai chal jaldi. Maine aapna result check kiya to meri umeed ke khilaf first class pass tha wo 72% mere liye bahut Jyada the.Results dekh ke mere khusi ka thikana nahi raha aur khusi mai dance kerne laga (Nagin dance).

Nikkk- Wow aab to party chahiye.

Mai- Chal rohit ka result bhi dekhte hai party ek saath hi le liyo.

Nikki- Kanjus kahin ke.

Rohit ka result dekh ke meri khusi double nahi triple ho gayi us ke total marks 70% the yani ki mere se pure 2% kam aap believe nahi ker sakte muje es baat ki jyada khusi thi ki us ke total marks mere se kam the.

Mai- Chal aaj ka lunch mere taraf se aur aapni us nakchadi friend kya naam hai us ka ***.

Nikki- (Mujhe ghurte huwe) sonam aur wo nakchadi nahi hai ok aap hi use thik se treat nahi kerte.

Mai- Thik hai meri maa jo tu kahe chal use bhi bula le mai rohit ke pass jaa raha hu us ko le ke wahi aa jaunga. Mai rohit ke ghar ke liye nikal pada wahan bhi wohi moj masti ki tab tak nikki sonam ko bhi le ke aa gayi dono aise taiyar ho ke aayi thi ki puccho mat. Hum sabhi nikal pade party ke liye hum sab yani ki Aman'Rohit'Simran'Nikki'Sonam.

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Update 08

Mai- Thik hai meri maa jo tu kahe chal use bhi bula le mai rohit ke pass jaa raha hu us ko le ke wahi aa jaunga. Mai rohit ke ghar ke liye nikal pada wahan bhi wohi moj masti ki tab tak nikki sonam ko bhi le ke aa gayi dono aise taiyar ho ke aayi thi ki puccho mat. Hum sabhi nikal pade party ke liye hum sab yani ki Aman'Rohit'Simran'Nikki'Sonam.

Ab aage...
Party shandar rahi aur ek baar phir bakra bana hamara rohit kyu ki wo shart haar chuka tha mere marks us se pure 2% jyada the to treat to use hi deni thi isliye hum aapni city ke sabse acche hotel mai gaye aur jam ke enjoy kiya.

Rohit- Kaminey mai copy recheck ke liye kal hi apply karunga mujhe pura yakin hai kahin na kahin koi galti jarur huyi hai nahin to mere marks tere se kam ho hi nahi sakta.

Mai- Chal sapne dekhna chod aur bill pay ker. Issi tarah hum sab rohit ki taang khichte rahe aur phir lunch ker ke ghar ke liye nikal pade. Maine pehle sonam ko us ke ghar choda par andar nahi gaya kyu ki muje pata tha agar mai andar gaya to sonia di mera band baja dengi.

Mom- To aman party kaise rahi aur meri treat kahan hai.

Mai- Mom ye rahi aap ki treat muh kholo aa bahut badiya kaise rahi.

Mom- Bas itna hi.

Mai- Doc. ne aap ko sweets khane se mana kiya hai na.

Mom- Chal chup ker tuje mera ek kam kerna hai personal.

Nikki- Oh personal jara hum bhi to sune .

Mom- Muh band kar itna bhi personal nahi hai. Aman tuje rekha aunty yaad hai na.

Mai- Ha wohi aap ki best friend na 

Mom- Ha wohi un ke ladke ki sagayi hai kal aur tujhe wahan jana hai.

Mai- Bilkul nahi wo aap ki friend hai muje to wahan koi janta bhi nahin aap jawo.

Mom- Aisa nahi hai janna to mai bhi chahti thi per tujhe to pata hai ki tere dad ki aadat last time pe un ki koi bahut important meeting nikal aayi hai aur agar waham koi nahi gaya to wo bura maan jayegi.

Mai- Mom per mera jana thik rahega sach mai mai bore ho jayunga wahan pe.

Mom- to apne joker ko saath le ja mera matlab ki rohit ko le ja mai bhaishab se baat kerleti hu.

Mai- Mast idea mom aur ha mai aap ka ye kam ker raha hu to mera loan maff na.

Mom- Ok, chal ja ke taiyari ker jane ki kaise jawoge by road ya train ya plan se.

Mai- Mom by train kaisa rahega.

Mom- Good mai ticket ka intzaam karti hun aaj hi tumhe nikalna hoga train sham ki hogi isliye time pe taiyar rehna.

Mai- Ok, mom .

Nikki- Hello mai bhi hu yahan per koi mujse bhi puch le.

Mom ne uske kaan mai kuch kaha jise mai sun nahi paya per Nikki ka chahra khusi se khil gaya.

Mai- Kya khichdi pak rahi hai yahan per.

Mom- Kuch nahin ye maa beti ki bate hai tu ja ke taiyari ker mai rohit ko bhejti hu.

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Update 09

Mai- Kya khichdi pak rahi hai yahan per.

Mom- Kuch nahin ye maa beti ki bate hai tu ja ke taiyari ker mai rohit ko bhejti hu.

Ab aage...
Rohit- Kaminey mujhe kyu fasaya tune aapne saath aab tu to gaya (aur muje marne laga aur phir gale laga ke thanks yaar).

Mai- Kisliye abhi to tu mujhe maar raha tha.

Rohit- Yaar mai khud chutti pe kahin jana chahta tha chal chalte hai.

Hum log wahan se station ke liye nikal gaye waise to hame chodne ke liye mom aur nikki bhi janna chahte the per maine kisi tarah unke haath pair jod ke unhe mana liya.

Rohit- Kota hai na nahi to mai tujhe jaan se marr dunga.

Mai- Tension na le sab hai.

Hum log apni apni seat pe baith gaye aur safar ka maza lene lage kyuki train time se thi jo ki India mai bahut badi baat hai to wo apne sahi time yani ke subah ke 5:30 baje hame hamare station pe chodne wali thi.

Raat ke karib ek se do baje ke ass pass maine kuch sor suna to main uth ke dekhne laga ki ye shor kaisa hai mai jaise hi apni seat se utha ki train mai ek bahut bada dhamaka huwa (us samay train kisi nadi ke upper se guzar rahi thi) us ke baad mere aankho ke samne bas andhara cha gaya aur mai aapne hose mai na reh saka. Train main dhamake ke kuch hi samay ke baad ye baat pure India mai kisi aag ke tarah fail gayi ki **** train mai dhamaka huwa hai. Jaldi hi wahan Indian gov. ki taraf se madad bhi aa gayi kyunki ye bardat raat ke do baje ke aas pass huwi thi jis karan jahir hai is khaber ko aam aadmi tak pahuchne ke liye subah ka intzar kerna hi tha.

Wahan ka seen kisi kamzor dil wale aadmi ke liye nahi tha waha charo taraf sirf adhkati adhjali lashe aur madad ke liye chillate huwe bebas log hi the. Wahan kuch repoerts bhi the jo apne aapne channel ke liye reporting ker rahe the.Tabhi kisi ne aman ke ghar pe phone ker ke train hadse ki jaankari de di phir kya tha aman aur rohit dono ke gharwale to jaise pagal hi hogaye aur usi halat mai wo ghatna sthal ke liye nikal pade jab wo wahan pahuche to waha ka seen dekh ker unke to hosh hi udd gaye kisi tarah wo khud ko sambhal ke aman aur rohit ko talash kerne lage. Puri raat bhar bhag doud kerne ke baad unhe rohit to hospital mai mil gaya use bhi kaffi chote aayi thi per aab wo khatre se bahar tha per aman ka koi pata na chala aman ki mom aur Nikki ne to ro ro kar apna bura haal ker liya tha.

Yahan dhamake ke samay ajay train ke gate ke nazdeek tha jis karan jab dhamaka huwa us dhamake ne ajay ko train se bahar fek diya aur neeche beh rahi nadi mai jaa gira aur tairte-tairte huwe ek aadiwasi kabile mai ja pahucha jha ke kuch logo ne aman ko dekh liya aur use pani se nikal aapne kabile mai le gaye jahan uska jangli jadibutiyo se ilaj kiya jane laga.

Aman ko hosh aane mai pure 15 din ka samay laga. Usko hosh aata dekh wahan ke jungli khusi se nachne lage aur bhag ke ek aadmi ko bula laye dekhne mai wo in aadiwasiwo mai se bilkul bhi nahi lag raha tha.

Aadmi- To beta ab kaisa lag raha hai tumhe.

Aman- Aap kaun hai mai kaun hu mai kahan hu mujhe please batao ki mai kaun hu aap kaun hai hum yahan kya kar rahe hai .

Aadmi- Bete tum mere bete ho mai tumhara dad Jagmohan singh tum Ankur singh mere bete tumhe kuch bhi yaad nahi kuch bhi.

Aman- Nahi muje kuch bhi yaad nahi per ye sab kaun hai aur mai yaha kya ker rahe hun.

Aadmi- Beta ye log yaha ke niwasi hai in hone hi tumhari aur meri jaan bacchayi hai hum yaha outing ke liye aaye the ki kuch jangli janwaro ne hum pe hamla ker diya aur tum un se bacchne ke liye nadi mai khud gaye aur phir tum dekh hi rahe ho.

Aman- Agar aap mere dad to please mujhe abhi ke abhi ghar le chaliye please.

Aadmi- Ha kyu nahi chalo mai to bas tumhare hosh mai aane ka intzaar kar raha tha.Per beta meri ek baat manoge aapni maa ko pehchanne se please mana mat karna nahi to wo tut jayegi use yahan huwe hadse ke bare mai kuch bhi nahi pata.

Aman- Par jab mai unhe pechanta hi nahi to phir kaise in fact mai to kisi ko nahi pehchanta.

Aadmi- Tum aapne dimag pe bilkul bhi jor mat dalo koi baat nahi hum aaj se ek nayi jindagi ki suruwat karege jahan sab kuch tumhare aur hamare liye naya hoga.

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Update 10

Aman- Par jab mai unhe pechanta hi nahi to phir kaise in fact mai to kisi ko nahi pehchanta.

Aadmi- Tum aapne dimag pe bilkul bhi jor mat dalo koi baat nahi hum aaj se ek nayi jindagi ki suruwat karege jahan sab kuch tumhare aur hamare liye naya hoga.

Aab aage...
Hum wahan se nikal ke ek chote se kasbe mai pahunch gaye wahan se hum ne Shimla ke liye bas pakdi aur koi 2 se 2:30 ghante mai hum sahar mai pahunch gaye waha se hum ne ek taxi le li.

Aadmi- Aa jawo ghabrao nahin ye tumhara hi ghar hai.

Mai lagbhag ghar ko ghurte huwe ander jane laga ye ek 50 se 60 gaj mai bana huwa ek chota per khubsurat do manjila makan tha jis mai shayad teen kamre ek kitchen do bathroom the (fist floor pe shayad bathroom attach tha).

Aadmi- Savitri kahan ho dekho kaun aaya hai.

Savitri- Kaun hai kyu chilla rahe ho.

Aadmi- Ek baar dekhlo phir tum bhi chillane lagogi dekho mai tumhare bete ko wapas le aaya hu lo aab sambhalo isse.

Savitri- Kaham hai mera beta (muje dekhte hi un ke aakho se aasu behne lage) ja mai nahi baat kerti tere se mere se to do din ka bol ke gaya tha aur aab dekho pure 18 din baad aa raha hai. Un ke bate sun ke muje sach mai bahut accha laga aur muje pata hi nahi chala ki kab maine unhe gale laga liya aur mai bhi rone laga.

Savitri- Chal chup ho ja nahi to aab mar khayega mere haath se chal tu thak gaya hoga chal ke aaram ker aur aap yaha khade-khade kya ker rahe ho jawo kuch accha le ke aawo aaj mera beta wapas aaya hai sab es ke padand ki cheeze banegi aur ha aate huwe dudh aur mewa bhi lete aana muje kheer bhi banani hai.

Aadmi- Had hai yaar bete ke samne to kam se kam kuch izzat de diya karo.

Saivtri- Chup chap se ja rahe ho ya ***.

Aadmi- Jaa raha hu bhagywan.

Muje to kuch samaj hi nahi aa raha tha ki kya karu muje ye jagah kuch ajeeb lag rahi thi jaise ki mai yaha pehli baar aaya hu per un logo ka pyar aur apni khoyi huwi yaddast ke chalte maine khud ko sarender ker diya (aab yahan se mai Savitri ko maa aur jagmohan ko dad kahunga).

Mom- Chal yahan let ja mai tere liye dudh mai haldi mila ke lati hu tuje aaram milega.

Mai jis room mai tha wo koi bahut bada room nahi tha 10 by 10 ke ass pass ka hoga saath mai ek attach bathroom ek almari ek computer aur ek single side bed tha. Mai wahin bed pe let gaya aur khud ko pechanne ko koshish kerne laga. Kuch der mai hi mom ek bade pittal ke gilas mai dudh le aayi mai jaise hi pehla ghut liya meri to jaan hi nikal gayi kitna ajeeb test tha us ka main peene se mana kerne laga.

Mom- Kuch nahi hota bas pehla ghut hi thoda kadva lagta hai baad mai sab thik ho jata hai. Phir unhone jabardati aapne hato se muje wo pura dudh pila diya. Maine kaha tha na ki bas pehla ghut hi thoda kadva hota hai.

Mai- Thoda kadwa pure muh ka taste bigad diya.

Mom- Uska bhi ilaj hai mere pass. Jaise ki mai koi chota baccha hu wo mujhe aise treat ker rahi thi unhone muje ek chocklate di aur aapne sari ke pallu se hi mera muh saff kiya aur muje aaram kerne ka bol ke khud kitchen mai chali gayi.

Karib 1 ghante baad muje wo dobara jagane aayi aur phir hum dinner kerne lage unhone pura khana khud aapne haath se muje khilaya phir raat ko mere pass hi ruki aur sir pe haath pherne lagi aab muje bhi yaha accha lagne laga tha. Raat ke karib 2 baje ke aas pass meri need khuli to maine dekha ki mom mere sir ke pass baithi baithi hi so rahi hai muje ye dekh ke khud pe bahut gussa aaya ki mai aab tak inhe aapni maa baap manne se mana kerta raha hu yahi ye mere liye kya kya ker rahi hai muje khud se hi sharmindhi hone lagi aur Maine ek faisla kiya ki mai bhi kal se ek acche bete ka farj nibhauga. Maine mom ko wahi sula diya. Subah meri neend mom ke uthane se hi khuli.

Mom- Good morning beta chal uth jaa tere dad tera intzaar ker rahe hai.

Mai- Good morning mom (aur ek kiss ker do mom ko).

Mom- Kya baat hai aaj bahut pyar aa raha mere uppar.

Mai- Kal ke liye sorry.

Mom-Jo ho gaya use bhool ja aur chal uth tere dad tera intzaar ker rahe hai morning walk ke liye.

Mai- Kya mom koi itni subah bhi jata hai walk ke liye aap dad ko samjati kyu nahi.

Dad- Chup chap se uth ja nahi to dusre raste bhi hai jani hamare pass.

Mai- Haste huwe agar aap ko aise acting kerte huwe rajkumar sahab ne dekh liya to wo acting hi chod denge.

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Update 11

Mai- Kya mom koi itni subah bhi jata hai walk ke liye aap dad ko samjati kyu nahi.

Dad- Chup chap se uth ja nahi to dusre raste bhi hai jani hamare pass.

Mai- Haste huwe agar aap ko aise acting kerte huwe rajkumar sahab ne dekh liya to wo acting hi chod denge.

Ab aage...
Morning walk ke baad hum ne nasta kiya aur dad office chale gaye phir mera yahi routine ho gaya subah dad ke saath morning walk phir pura din ghar pe hi rehna aab meri tabiyat bilkul thik ho gayi thi mai kai baar bahar janne ki sochta phir khud hi ye soch ke nahi jata ki nayi jagah hai mere liye.

Dad- Mera sher kaisa hai aab.

Mai- Mast ek dam fit and fine.

Dad- Good kal hum tumhare admission ke liye university chalenge waise kuch socha hai kya kerna hai tumhe.

Mai- Ha shayad computer science kaisa rahega.

Dad- Good choice to kal taiyaar rehna hum log university chalenge.

Next day hum mere admission ke liye university gaye ye university shimla ki sabse top ki university thi yahan bahar se bhi bahut se student padne ke liye aate the ek to university ka record bahut accha tha dusra ye shimla jagah hi aise thi ki kisi ko bhi aapni taraf kheech le.

Dad- Chalo tumhara admission to ho gaya tum chaho to kal se college aa shakte ho agar koi problem ho to yahan ke professor A.K Mittal ji se mil lena wo tumhari maa ke gaon se hai wo tumhari madad kar denge.

Mai- Dad mai yahan sirf padne ke liye aayunga.

Dad- Ok, mujhe laga tha ki ***.

Mai- Ki ***.

Dad- Chodo chalo abhi hame bahut se shopping kerne hai.

Uske baad hum wahan ke ek mall mai gaye aur wahan se dad ne mere liye jeans aur t-shirt lee maine kafi mana kiya ki mai aise kapde nahi pehnta per dad ne ek na suni phir dad ne muje ek latest phone dilwaya aur ek connecting bhi aakhir kar pure mall ka chakker katne ke baad jab hum thak gaye tab jaa ker dad ne shopping khatam ki.

Sham ko phir wahi same routine aab mujhe bhi yaha accha lagne laga tha mom roj muje aapne hato se khilati aur mere sone ke baad hi khud sone ko jati muje kabhi akela nahi chodti thi dad bhi mera bahut khayal rakhte aur hamesa muje hasate rehte ya kam se kam koshish to kerte hi the.

Aakhir wo din bhi aa hi gaya jis din ka sabhi student ko dil se intzaar rehta hai mere college jane ka (aab tak meri life mai bahut se change aa gaye the jis mai sab se bada jo change tha wo tha Aman Gupta se Ankur thakur banne ka change). Mai jaise hi bahar Nikla to bahar ek new bike khadi thi mai bike ko ghurne laga phir muje laga ki shayad kisi ne yaha khadi kardi hogi kuch samay ke liye isliye maine us pe dhayan nahi diya aur aage jane laga tabhi dad ne peeche se muje awaj de ker rok liya.

Mai- Dad mai first day hi late ho jayuga.

Dad- Abe ullo ke patthe isse yahan kyu chod ke jaa raha hai.

Mai- Dad ki baat pe me hasne laga.

Dad- Maine koi joke mara hai jo tu aise has raha hai.

Mai- Aur nahi to kya aapne khud ko hi ullo kaha.

Dad- Baat ko badalte huwe ye bike tuje kaise lagi.

Mai- Awesome bike hai dad per hai kiski.

Dad- Teri aur kiski.

Mai- Dad mujhe iski koi jarurat nahi hai muje pata hai aap ne jarur es ke liye loan liya hoga kyu sach hai na.

Dad- Ye bike maine nahi lee hai teri mom ne le hai paise bhi usi ne diye hai agar koi problem hai to waha ander jaa ke baat ker (aur muje ghar ke ander dhakka dete huwe mom ke pass le gaye).

Dad- Tumhara beta tum se kuch kehna chahta hai.

Mom- Ha to bolne do isse pakad kyu rekha hai.

Mai- Mom bike sach mai bahut shandar hai aaj hum dono us pe sham ko ghumne chalte hai aap taiyar rehna.

Mom-Sach mai dekha aap ne aap to muje aaj tak kahi ghumaya bhi nahi dekha mere bete ko meri kitni fikar hai kuch sikho isse.

Dad- Mujhe pehle pata hota ki tu aise party badal lega to mai tuje ander kabhi nahi le ke aata koi nahi tuje to mai dekh lunga.

Phir Maine bike chabhi le aur haste huwe nikal gaya college ke liye. College mai jaisa maine socha tha bilkul waisa hi ho raha tha sabhi seniors juniors ki ragging ker rahe the ye sab dekhte huwe pata nahi kyu per mere hoto pe ek muskan fail gayi mai aapni bike ko parking mai laga ke entry gate ki taraf badne laga gate se karib 10 se12 fut dur ek group khada tha aur new entry ki ragging ker raha tha.

Boy1- Bhai wo dekho ek aur murga.

Boy2- Bhai dekhne mai to smart hai plz kuch karo nahi to pure saal ye maza karega aur hum jaiso ko to koi pucchega bhi nahi.

Ladki- Aab tu itna smart nahi hai to es mai hum ladkiya kya ker shakti hai mere baat mano to use aapne group mai join ker lo.

Boy2- Bhai soch lo aabhi tak aap hi yaha ke sabse smart aur interesting person ho agar isse aaj sabak na sikhaya to ho shakta hai aage ye aap ko hi challenge de meri mano to aaj hi us ki Baja dete hai.

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Update 12

Boy2- Bhai soch lo aabhi tak aap hi yaha ke sabse smart aur interesting person ho agar isse aaj sabak na sikhaya to ho shakta hai aage ye aap ko hi challenge de meri mano to aaj hi us ki Baja dete hai.

Ab aage...
Chal bula us ko dekhte hai kya cheez hai sala use bhi to pata chale ki ye victor ka ilaka hai. Mai apni dhun mai mast college ke fist day ke excitement mai sab ko ignore ker ke ander jane laga ki tabhi kisi ne peeche se mera gala paked liya gussa to bahut aaya per maine khud ko control kiya. Maine peeche mud ke dekha to usi group mai se tha dekhne mai kuch khas nahi 5'4" se 5'5" ki height body bhi normal koi bhi aise cheez nahi thi us ke pass jo wo mere upper es tarah hath dal sake us ko dekh ke mere hoto pe fiki se muskan aa gayi.

Ladka- Hasta kya hai be chal bhai ne bulaya hai. Mai us ke saath us ke group ke pass chala gaya.

Ladka- Victor bhai akad bahut hai es mai.

Victor- Koi nahi sab nikal denge hum kis liye hai yaha naam kya hai be tera.

Mai- Ankur naam hai mera aur tumhe apna naam batane ki jarurat nahi muje tumhara naam pata hai.

Ladka- Dekha bhai mai na kehta tha ki aap superstar ho aab khud dekh lo new admission student ko bhi aap ke bare mai pata hai.

Victor- Aur kya kya pata hai tujhe mere bare mai.

Mai- Jyada nahi bas yahi ki gaddhe aur victor mai koi jada fark nahi hai. Kisi ko mere aise jabab ke umeed nahi thi mera jabab sun ke jahan sabhi shock mai the wahi wo ladka josh mai aa gaya aur us se ek bhool ho gayi us ne mera collor pakedne ko galti kardi. Abhi koi kuch samaj pata us se pehle hi mera hath ghuma aur us ladke ke gaal pe aapna nishan bana gaya. Thapad itna jordar tha ki wo ladka aapne pairo pe khada na reh saka aur neeche jamin pe gir pada.

Mai- Ha to hum kahan the victor.

Victor- Tune ye accha nahi kiya mere admi pe hath utha ker mai tujhe chodunga nahi.

Mai- Sorry muje nahi pata tha yar ki ye tera aadmi hai pehle batana tha na khamakha thappad thoda tez pad jata to tu to widhwa are nahi randwa ho jata.

Victor- Aapni jaban sambhal ker baat ker mai bhi dekhta hu ki tu yaha se kaise bach ke jata hai.

Mai- Bach ke jana hota to mai yaha aata hi kyu jaani hum to chahte hai ki aap sabhi log kuch kare kyu ki ye to tay hai ki tum sabhi ke baap ameer hai to college to tumhara kuch karega nahi per media wo dekhte hai.

Ladki- Kya matlab hai tumhara.

Mai- Devi ji mai un mai se nahi hu jo pit ke ya beizzat ho ke bhi chup ho jate hai. Agar pita to do char ko to lapet hi dunga aur agar beizzat huwa to sab ka kaand ker dunga aur muje puri umeed hai ki aap logo ke acche karnamo ki ek-aad file bhi hogi to suru karo dosto mai yahi hu.

Aab tak acchi khasi bheed jama ho chuki thi hamare ass pass meri bate sunne ke bad sab ke chahre pe dar ki lakire saff saff dekhi ja shakti thi unhone aapas mai kuch baat cheet ki aur un mai se ek ne aage aa kar victor ke kan mai kuch bola aur wo sab waha se jane lage.Mai bhi aapna collar thik kerta huwa aapni class ki aur chal diya abhi mai kuch dur hi gaya tha ki kisi ne mere kandhe pe haath rekh diya mai use ghurne laga.

Ladka- Abe kya ghur ghur ke hi marr dalega tujhse dosti karni thi dekh ab tu ladki to hai nahi ki phul aur chocolate la ke dosti ke liye pucchu isliye direct aa gaya mera naam RG hai.

Mai aab bhi use ghure jaa raha tha per uski bato ne mujhe hasne pe majbur kar diya.

Mai- Mai ankur hu aur ye RG kya hai.

RG- Janna jaruri hai waise ye mera nick name hai.

Mai- Nick name to real name kya hai.

RG- Gaurav thoda old faishon lagta hai na isliye RG.

Mai- RG ki full form.

RG- Abhi tak banayi nahi par jab bhi banaunga sabse pehle tere ko hi batawuga.

Issi tarah hum hasi majak kerte huwe class mai chale gaye ye mere liye accha hi tha ki first day hi mera ek friend ban gaya tha.

Wahin dusri aur victor aur us ki gang kuch khichdi pakka rahi thi chalo dekhte hai kya ho raha hai (Victor ke group mai 5 ladke aur 3 ladkiyan samil thi un sabhi ke naam mai abhi aap sabhi ko bata de raha hu un ke nature aur fitness ke bare mai samay aane pe batata rahuga). List kuch iss tarah hai.

Victor (leader kyu ki baap mla hai iss ilake ka)'Ravi'Raju'Vishal'lucky aur ladkiyon mai Sheena'Moni'Dolly.

Ravi- Bhai humne to socha bhi nahi tha ki koi hamare saath bhi aisa ker sakta hai aab kya karen uska.

Victor- Filhal to kuch nahi.

Lucky- Bhai kaisi baat ker rahe ho pure college ke samne us ne meri izzat utari hai mai usee choduga nahi.

Victor- Tu use kuch nahi karega mai use aisi saza dunga ki wo bhi kya yaad karega.

Sheena- Aisa kya kerne wala hai tu.

Victor- Mai us ke dil pe chot karunga maine agar use pure college ke samne aapne pairo pe na gira diya to mera naam bhi victor nahi.

Dolly- Par ye tu karega kaise.

Victor- Mai nahi koi aur ek aisa jis mai sirf gurur aur ghamand hi bhara pada hai hame bas use iske samne karna hai bas baki ka kam aapne aap ho jayega.

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Update 13

Victor- Mai nahi koi aur ek aisa jis mai sirf gurur aur ghamand hi bhara pada hai hame bas use iske samne karna hai bas baki ka kam aapne aap ho jayega.

Ab aage...
College ka first day tha to pura time intro mai hi nikal gaya. Break time me hum dono(gaurav aur ankur) ne canteen pe dhawa bol diya.

Gaurav- To subah kya gul khila raha tha.

Mai- Kuch khas nahi bas intro ker raha tha.

Gaurav- Par jo bhi ho tere intro se bahuto ka bhala ho gaya.

Mai- Wo kaise.

Gaurav- Samaj ja victor iss college ke trusti ka bhatija hai aur baap yaha ka MLA isliye koi kuch kehta nahi hai use yahan.

Mai- Chod na jo ho gaya use bhool ja.

Gaurav- Ye teri galti hai wo aise manne wala nahi hai tune us ke ego ko hurt kiya hai.

Hum abhi baat hi ker rahe the ki hum se kuch duri pe kuch ladke ek ladki ko pareshan ker rahe the ragging ke naam pe maine bahut koshish ki ignore kerne ki par jab ko ladki rone lagi to mere se control nahi huwa.

Mau- Hi neha mai kab se tumhe dhund raha hu aur tum yaha ho yaar kamal kerti ho aawo mai tumhe kisi se milata hu.

Mai use waha se chalne ko bolne laga ki tabhi wahan khade ek ladke ne mera hath paked liya.

Ladka- Kya be khud ko hero samajta hai ya filme bahut dekhta hai jo yahan aane ki galti kardi.

Gaurav- Beta galti tune kardi haath chod de us ka nahi to aaj tu dusra hoga jo jamin chat raha hoga.

Ladka- Yaro lagta hai inhe sabak shikhana hi padega ki senior se kaise baat kerte hai.

Gaurav- Chal bhai ankur taiyaar ho ja kal ki news headline mai hum hi aane wale hai subah victor aur aab ek aur bade baap ki aulad(aur sala natunki aapne hato ki bazu ko upper kerne laga). Victor ka naam sun ke us ladke ne mera hath chod diya.

Ladka- Lagta hai abhi tera time accha chal raha hai per bahut jald hum dobara milenge tab yakin maan tera waqt bilkul bhi accha nahi hoga.

Mai- Intzaar rahega us waqt ka.

Aur wo mujhe aur gaurav ko ghurte huwe wahan se chale gaye. Mai to miss rondu ab kya vichar hai aapke yahi baithna hai ya aap hame joine ker rahi hai.

Ladki- Mera naam neha nahi hai.

Mai- Mujhe pata hai wo to mai bas koi jhagda ya hungama nahi chahta tha isliye ek try ki aur dekho kam ban gaya.

Ladki- Thanks mera naam Annu hai new admission.

Gaurav- Mai gaurav hu pyar se aap muje RG bol shakti hai aapne dekha na maine kaise unhe bhaga diya.

Us ki baat sun ke wo bhi hasne lagi.

Mai- Waise galti tumhari hai agar tumne un mai se ek ko bhi sabak shikhaya hota to un ki itni himmat nahi hoti.

Annu- Wo mai dar gayi thi nahi to ***.

Gaurav- Hame pata hai nahi to do char lashe to padi hi hoti yaha per.

Annu- So funny waise aapne apna naam nahi bataya.

Mai- Bss kabhi aapna naam nahi batata us ke liye hamare chaprasi se milo (Gaurav ki taraf ishara kerte huwe).

RG- Ye anku**** ek min. kaminey tune mujhe apna chaprasi bana diya ruk tere ko abhi batata hu ki ye chaprasi kya ker sakta hai (RG ne pani ko bottle utha le aur meri taraf badne laga per mai bhi taiyar tha jaise hi WO mere pe pani dalne ke liye aaye aaya Maine ek jhatke se bottle cheen se aur us pe pani dalne laga use to jaise vishwash hi nahi huwa ki ye bhi ho shakta hai aur WO wahi but ban ke khada ho gaya .)

Maine moke ka fayda uthane ki sochi aur us pe pani dalne ke liye aage huwa ki WO waha se nikal gaya aab hamara chuhe billi ka khel suru ho gaya WO aage mai us ke peeche canteen mai jitne bhi student aur staff tha sabhi hamare es complication ko enjoy kerne lage had to tab ho gayi jab ek ladke ke utah ke commentary kerni start ker de .kuch student muje aur kuch RG ko cheer kerne lage. 

Hamari bhag daud chalu rahi maine moka dekh ker RG ko isara kiya ki kyu na ESE bhi sabak shikaya jaye.

RG ko jaise mere pucchne ka hi intzar tha aab RG ne aapni Gadi ka rukh us ladke ke taraf kr diya aur wo ladka kuch samaj pata us se pehle hi RG ne use paked liya aur maine puri bottle us pe khali ker de.

Aab hasne ke bari hamari thi pehle to WO hame kuch der tak Angry look deta raha phir WO bhi hamare saaath hi samil ho gaya.

Mai-yaar bahut hi interesting bande ho .

Ladka-to dosti karoge mere se.

RG-ye wala department mere pass hai pehle mere ek sawal ka jabab de .

Ladka-ha puccho.

RG-College kya karne aaya hai.

Ladka-Ladkiya tadne.

RG-pass tu aaj se hamara dost .aapna naam to bata .

Ladka-Aryan.

RG-ye Ankur hai aur mai RG.

Aryan koi muje inse bhi intro karwawo.

Mai-ye hai Annu new admission aur annu ye hai Aryan baki abhi tum ne dekh hi liya hoga.

Annu-hi Aryan .

Aryan-Annu tum bahut beautyful¶ khubsurat ho.

Mai-chal be band ker line marna waise bhi ye ja rahi hai yaha se agar try kerna hi hai to bad mai try kariwo .

Annu-per kyu muje bhi aapne group mai samil ker lo.

RG-us ke liye thume meri GF banna hoga.

Annu-muh tod dungi dobara bola to .

Mai-ye huwi na baat aab tum hamare group mai samil ho shakti ho.

RG-maine to pakka aur tikawu rasta dikhaya tha .

Aryan-chalo chodo ye baat kya khaoge aaj ki treat mere taraf se .

RG-aaj se tu mera best friend chal mere liye ek masala dhosa ek plate frie rice ek okate ****

Mai-bhai us ne treat ke liye bola tha na ki baccha huwa khanna pack kr ke le jane ko .

Meri es baat pe hum sabhi hasne lage ESE tarah hasi majak mai hamara first day nikal gaya hum sab ne ek dusre ke no exchange kiye aur ghar ke liye nikal pade.mai abhi parking ki taraf ja hi raha tha ki dad ka phone aa gaya mai dad se baat kerne laga ki tabhi mere samne ek Audi aa ke ruki .

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Update 14



mai abhi ye soch hi raha tha ki kaun hai ki tabhi Audi ka driving seat ka gate open huwa aur Annu bahar aayi use dekh ke mai sock ho gaya.



mai-ye thumari gaddi hai.



annu-ha kyu koi problem hai waise tum yaha khade kya ker rahe ho lift chahiye.



mai-nahi mai chala jayuga .



Annu-oh comeon sharmayo mat lift chahiye to aawo mai chod deti hu.



mai-nahi mere pass bike hai milte hai kal bye.

mai waha se aage bad gaya pata nahi kyu per jab ye pata chala ki Annu bhi paise wali hai to aab us ke liye dil mai WO jagah nahi rahi Jo pehle thi aab Maine us se dur rehne ka faisla kiya.



mai jaise hi ghar pahucha muje ek aur jhatka laga.



mai-dad aap aaj office nahi gaye.





dad-wo sab chod ye bata ki aaj college mai kya huwa.



mai-kasam se aap bhi crazy ho .sirf ye janne ke liye ki aaj mere college mai kya huwa aap office nahi gaye .



dad-office to mai roj hi jata hu per tere college ka fist day thode hi roj hota hai .bata na kis kis ne teri regging le tuje murga banaya ya field mai dodaya ya dance kerwaya ya phir gana sunane ko kha.



mai-aap sach mai janna chahte hai ki aaj kya huwa .



dad-ha.



mai-aisa kuch nahi huwa jaisa aap soch rahe hai aaj kuch hat ke hi huwa Jo aap soch bhi nahi shakte.



dad-yaad aaya aaj kal to ladkiwo se peetwane ka bhi khub chalan hai pakka tuje bhi kisi ladki se no mangne ya I love you bolne ko bola hoga aur tuje kheech ke pada hoga thapad.



mai-(lagta hai inhe sach batana hi hoga nahi to pata nahi kya kya soch lenge)dad aisa kuch bhi nahi huwa .Maine suru se le ker last tak sab kuch bata diya.



dad-agar koi problem ho to muje jarur batana .aur ha mai sirf isliye ye sab janna chah raha tha kyu ki agar kisi ne tere saath kuch kiya hota to us ki kher nahi thi .muje accha laga ki tune aaj kuch acche dost banaye.



mai-mom aap kha ho dad muje bore ker rahe hai .



mom-aap kabhi bhi mere bete ko chain se mat rehne diya karo .aur mai baithe huwe hi mom ko hug ker liya dad ki taraf dekhte huwe unhe aakh marr de .



mom-tu hath muh dho le mai tere liye khana Lati hu.



dad-ye kisliye tha.



mai-aap ne Jo suru mai muje daraya na ye us ka badla hai .



itne mai mom khana le ke aa gayi jab unhone dekha ki mai abhi tak wahi baitha hu to unhone muje aapne hato se khana khilana start ker diya.



dad-tum es ki addat kharab ker rahi ho.



mom-aap chup raho mera beta bahut samajdar.



khana khatam ker ke mai aapne kamre mai chala gaya aaram kerne maine socha ki lawo kuch der chat hi ker le jaye jab Maine phone nikal ke dekha to us mai 15 miss call thi aur WO bhi sari ki sari Annu ki .pehle to Maine ignore kerne ki sochi phir pata nahi kya soch ke Maine use call laga de.



Annu ne phone pick kerte hi bomb fodne suru ker diye sukar hai koi bhi jaanlewa nahi tha sare china mai bane the shayad ek bhi nahi futa .



mai-chup ker le meri maa kyu cheek rahi hai mere kan abhi tak thik hai.



annu-to mera phone kyu nahi uthaya .



mai-drive ker raha tha aur phone bhi slient tha isliye pata nahi chala .aab bata itna kaun sa jaruri kam aa gaya mere se.



mera sawal sun ke jaise us ki bolti band ho gayi phir kaffi der soch ke .



annu-wo muje mere course ki kuch book leni thi .



mai-mai kisi book stor wale ko nahi janta Jo discount pe book de sake.



annu-very funny.muje discount nahi chahiye.



mai-to meri kya jarurat.



annu-wo muje akele jane mai dar lagta hai.



mai-aapne sath aapni kisi friend ko le ja nahi to gaurav ko phone ker le WO jarur chale jayega .



annu-muje thumare saath jana hai.



mai-dekh baccho jaise jid mat ker aur waise bhi aaj pehli mulakat mai hi tu pagalo jaise harkate ker rahi hai kal se tere se bach ke rehna hoga .chal mai phone rekh raha hu bye.



maine phone rekh diya aur kal ke bare mai sochne laga ki kya kerna hai aur kya nahi.per muhe kya pata tha ki kal hi WO din hai Jo meri jindgi ko jahanum ya jannat ke taraf le jayega agar muje 10% bhi es baat ka ahsash hota to mai college kya aapne ghar se bahar bhi nahi jata aur agar jata bhi to WO kam nahi kerta Jo ker Baitha tha mai.....






Special thanks for Aryan bro .......

[Hafiz55301]

Update 15

Sham ko mai aur mom wahi pass ke ek market mai ghumne gaye waha se hum ne kuch shopping ki aur sab ke liye khana pack kerwa ke ghar aa gaye sab ne mil ke dinner kiya aur phir mai sone chala gaya.

Subah mai aapni nahi balki dad ke rution ke hesab se time pe Utah gaya aur hum jogging pe nikal pade aab muje bhi accha lagta tha subah jogging pe jana ghar aa ke kuch khas nahi huwa wahi mom ka pyar aur dad se nok jhok phir mai college ke liye nikal gaya .

college pahuch ke Maine aapni bike park ki aur wahi khade ho ke gaurav aur Aryan ko phone Karne laga ki WO kha hai .

tabhi ek tej raftar car ne waha aayi aur meri bike mai thok de meri bike ke back headlight puri tarah chaknachur ho gayi mai to jaise shock ke mare kabhi aapni bike to kabhi us car ko hi dekh raha tha jaise hi WO car kuch aage ja ke ruki to muje hosh aaya.

es se pehle ki koi gaddi se nikale mai waha pahuch gaya aur driving seat ka gate open kiya to us mai se ek ladki bahar nikli mai to jaise us ke khubsurti mai hi kho gaya kasam se kya Ladki thi yaro ladki nahi pari thi Maine aapne jindgi mai aise ladki aaj tak nahi dekhi thi mai to use bas ektak dekhe hi ja raha tha kya figer tha kya chehra bilkul kisi aab kaise batawu samaj nahi aa raha bas itna samaj lo ki WO sach mai pari thi jise hona to aasman mai chahiye tha per shayad upper kam Jada hone ki wahaj se galti ho gayi aur use neeche bhej diya gaya.

ladki-(nahi meri pari) thumari problem kya hai tum muje aise ghur kyu rahe ho .

mai-tum bahut khubsurat ho.

ladki-wo to muje pata hai rasta chodo mera aur agar dobara mere raste mai aaye to accha nahi hoga ye thumari pehli galti hai es liye maff ker de rahi hu.pata nahi kha kha se chale aate hai gandi nali ke keede.

aab muje pe se us ki khubsurti ka bhoot puri tarah uttar chuka tha .

mai-hello tu Jo bhi ho muje koi shauk nahi hai tere raste mai aane ka wo dekh tune kya kiya hai meri bike ke saath.

ladki-to tuje aapni bike sahi jagah park kerni thi na pure parking area mai tuje wahi jagah mili thi bike park kerne ko chal mera rasta chod mere dost mera intzar ker rahe hai.

mai-tu aise nahi manegi ruk .(Maine ass pass dekha to kuch mila hi nahi tabhi meri nazer us ke gale mai pade scarp pe padi Maine use us ke gale se kheech liya es se pehle WO kuch samaj pati Maine use aapne haath mai lapet ke gaddi mai peeche chala gaya use kuch samaj aata us se pehle hi kachkkkkkkk ki ek awaj huwi aur us ke left side ke head light chaknachur ho gayi us ka to muh khula ka khula reh gaya) are tuje bhi gaddi khadi kerne ko yahi jagah mili thi bad luck .( us ke kan ke pass aapni garden le jate huwe ) aagli baar kisi ko gali dene se pehle ye jarur soch lena ki WO tere saath kya ker shakta hai.

us ka scarp us ke kandhe pe daal ke mai bahar ko chal diya josh josh mai Maine head light to aapne haato tod de per aab gand fat rahi thi dard ke mare aur khun bhi nikal raha tha bahar aate hi muje Aryan mil gaya.

aryan-abe ye kya huwa.

mai-wo sab chod ye bata ki yaha dressing kha hogi.

Aryan -chal tuje dikhta hu aur tuje pata hai dressing kerne wali bhi mast hai tera dard to use dekh ke hi gayab ho jayega.

phir hum dressing karwane ke liye chale gaye waha muje 50 se 55 saal ki ek moti mili us ko dekh ker Maine Aryan ko ghura wo aapni nazre churane laga jaise ki us ki chori pakdi gayi ho.

kher Maine waha se dressing kerwayi aur ek pain killer le ke bahar aa gaya.

aryan-kasam se sala aaj din hi kharab hai WO aaj chutti pe hai lagta hai.

mai-chal aapni bakwas band ker aur class mai ja mai tuje baad mai milta hu.

aryan-kyu tu kha ja raha hai.

mai-muje aapni bike thik kerwani hai .

aryan-us ko kya huwa.

mai-ek chota sa accident huwa hai back light tut gayi hai use hi change kerwani hai.

aryan-gud saath mai chalte hai .

mai-aur class .

aryan-pagal hai kya engenier bhi kabhi padte hai kya pagal kahi ka tu to hamara naam kharab karega chal chalte hai.

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Update 16

Aryan- Pagal hai kya engineer bhi kabhi padte hai kya pagal kahi ka tu to hamara naam kharab karega chal chalte hai.

Ab aage...
Annu- RG tuje pata hai ye ankur aur aryan kahan hai.

RG- Kamine kahin maje kar rahe honge mujse to puccha bhi nahi.

Annu- Tu ruk mai pata kerti hu. Tring tring tring ........ hello.

Annu- Kahan ho tum.

Aryan- Pehle pata hota ki tum mujhe itna miss karogi to jata hi nahi thume chod ke.

Annu- Ankur kahan hai.

Aryan- Hamare beech ye ankur kahan se aa gaya.

Annu- Maine kal hi nayi sandal kharidi hai.

Aryan- Koi nahi bill mai pay ker dunga.

Annu- Wo to kerna hi padega agar agle 10 sec mai mujhe mere sawalo ke jabab nahi mile to.

Aryan- Check chalega wo kya hai na aaj kal cash ki thodi problem hai.

Annu- Credit card bhi chalega jab ye sandal tere upper tutegi tab.

Aryan- Tu to serios ho gayi yar mai to mazak ker raha tha ankur drive ker raha hai 20 min mai canteen mai milte hai.

Annu- Tu mil muje aaj aur yeh keh ke phone cut ker diya.

RG- Kya huwa.

Annu- 20 min mai aa rahe hai puch lena.Dono canteen ki taraf chale jate hai ki tabhi koi annu ko peeche se awaj deta hai.

Annu- Reet tu yahan kya kar rahi hai kahin tune bhi issi college mai admission to nahi le liya hai na.

Reet- Ha yaar.

Annu- Tu to bahar jane wali thi aage ki padahi ke liye kya huwa.

Reet- Mat puch yar bade papa ne jane hi nahi diya.

Annu- Maine to pehle hi kaha tha ki tu nahi ja payegi la de mere 500 rupey.

RG annu ko apni kohni marte huwe mera bhi intro kerwa de na.

Annu- Reet ye RG hai aur RG ye reet hai ek no ki ziddi ladki to es se dur hi rehna.

RG- Reet tum bahut khubsurat ho.

Reet- Sach mai thume aisa lagta hai.

RG- Isme lagna kya hai jo sach hai mai to wahi bol raha hu.

Reet- Thanks.

Annu- Agar tum dono ki baat cheet ho gayi ho to kya hum chale yahan se.

RG- Itni jaldi bhi kya hai.

Reet- Chalo chalte hai.

RG- Mera matlab tha ki ye bhi koi puchne ki baat hai chalo.

Aryan- Ye annu aur tera kya chakker hai bhai.

Mai- Yaar kuch nahi lagta hai wo kal ki baat se mere taraf attract ho gayi hai aaj us se baat karunga mai es bare mai.

Aryan- Waise annu ladki acchi hai tu chahe to...

Mai- Annu sach mai ek bahut acchi aur pyari ladki hai es liye mai nahi chahta ki us ka dil tute kyu ki mai yahan padne aaya hu na ki ye sab kerne.

Aryan- Chal jaisa tu thik samje per ek baar aur soch le agar moka haath se nikal gaya to kuch nahi bacchega.

Mai- Aisa nahi hai yar wo ek bade ghar ki ladki hai aur mai ek middal family se to tu hi soch jitna ek mahine me us ki gaddi patrol khati hogi utne mai hamare ghar ka ek mahine ka rashan aata hai.

Aryan- Pyar ye sab ameer-gareeb nahi dekhta.

Mai- Accha tu khud ko annu ke dad ya bhai ko jagah rekh ke dekh phir bol.

Aryan- Ye to koi baat nahi huwi yar.

Mai- Mai tujhe sirf ye samjane ki koshish ker raha hu ki aaj agar maine annu ko nahi roka to us ka fucture barbad ho jayega.

Aryan- Tu abhi bahut dur ki soch raha hai.

Mai- Nahi mai wo soch raha hu jo mai kabhi nahi chahunga ki kisi mere aapne ke saath ho.

Aryan- Tu mahan hai yaar.

Mai- Tu canteen chal mai bike park ker ke aata hu.

Aryan- Bilkul nahi pata nahi tu ab kaun sa gul khila de akele mai chal mai sath chalta hu.

Phir hum ne bike park ki aur canteen ki taraf chal pade canteen mai jaise hi meri nazar annu ke saath baithi ladki pe padi mai aapni kismat ko koshne laga ki kyu phir se kyu.

Aryan- Wo dekh teri hone wali bhabi.

Mai- Ye hi wo subah wali ladki hai.

Aryan- Sale koi to kam dhang se ker liya ker ek ladki to pasand aayi thi muje aur tune usi se... 

Mai- Jyada nautanki mat ker chal dekhte hai ki aakhir matter kya hai. Mai jaise hi table ke pass pahuncha.

Reet- Ab yahan mere se maffi mangne aaye ho annu yahi hai wo badtmeej ladka jis ke bare mai bata rahi thi.

Mai- Annu mujhe tum se kuch baat kerni hai akele mai.

Reet- Annu tu isse janti hai tera standard kitna gir gaya hai yahan aa ker.

Annu- Nahi aisa nahi hai kal hi mile the hum ankur pehle tum reet se aapne kiye ki maffi mango tabhi mai tumhari koi baat sunungi.

Mujhe annu se aise jabab ki umeed nahi thi annu ki baat ko sun ke mai wahan se wapas jane laga.

RG- Ankur dekh yar koi kisi se maffi mangne se chota nahi ho jata to meri baat man maffi mang le aur baat ko yahi khatam ker nahi to tuje to shayad pata bhi nahi hoga ki **** ki back light kitne ki aati hai.

Mai- To bata de mai pay ker dunga apni bike ke reparing ka total kharcha nikal ke.

RG- Tera saal bhar ka kharcha bhi us ki bharpayi nahi ker payega.

Aryan- Tu us ki chinta mat ker mai bhi hu tu bas aapna amount bata.

RG- Itna attitude accha nahi hai ankur.

Mai- Ye attitude nahi hai.

RG- To thik hai kal tujhe bill mil jayega.

Mai bina kuch bole wahan se chala gaya. Aaj pata chala ki log kyu kehte hai ki agar do sacche dosto ko alag kerna hai to un ke beech bas ek ladki la do waise to hamari dosti koi jay aur viru ki tarah nahi thi aur na hi bachpan ki per asal mai wo hi mere es nayi jindagi ka pehla dost tha jo muje yaad tha nahi to past to mere liye aaj bhi ek pehli hi tha.

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[Hafiz55301]

Update 17

Mai bina kuch bole waha se chala gaya yar pata chala ki log kyu kehte hai ki agar do sacche dosto ko alag kerna hai to un ke beech bas ek ladki la do .waise to hamari dosti koi jay aur viru ki nahi thi aur na hi bachpan ki per asal mai WO hi mere es nayi jindgi ka pehla dost tha Jo muje yaad tha nahi to past to mere liye aaj bhi ek pehli hi tha.

Aab aage*****

Aryan-chod yar ye sab tu tension na le ho hona tha WO ho gaya ek na ek din unhe aapne kiye pe pachtawa hoga.

Mai-mera saath dene ke liye thanks.mai nahi chahta ki unhe koi pachtawa ho kyu ko her kisi ko aapne dost chunne ka pura haq hai.

Aryan-ye bhi hai chal chod na dosto ki kami thode hai college mai.yar muje to Annu ka samaj nahi aa raha.

Mai-tu aab tak nahi samja kal us ka fist day tha to wo thoda dari huwi thi jis pe un ladko ne use pareshan kiya to WO Jada dar gayi phir maine us ki help ki to use laga ki mere saath WO safe hai filhal ke liye isliye usne mere se dosti ki aur badani chahi per ye baat use pata thi ki mai us ke standerd ka (paiso mai Jo us ki jarurate puri ker saku)nahi hu.phir aaj use reet mili Jo shayad kisi paise wale aur robdar ghar se hai to aab use meri ya teri koi jarurat nahi hai aab WO aapne level ke friend banayegi.

Aryan-sach mai tu kamal hai aab kya plan hai .

Mai-kuch nahi aab ghar ja raha hu kal milte hai phir.

Aryan-ok bye take care.

Mai ghar ke liye nikal pada mai bar bar khud ko ye dilasa dene ki koshish ker raha tha ki es mai meri koi galti nahi hai per dil to jaise manne ko taiyar hi nahi tha.RG sach mai muje kisi aapne ki yaad dilata tha per kis ki pata nahi bas mai use dil se pasand kerne laga tha per aab sab alag tha .

Khair mai jaise hi ghar pahuch mom ne mere haath pe patti dekh ke to jaise pagal hi ho gayi badi muskil se Maine unhe shant kiya .mai kuch der aaram kerna chah raha tha isliye aapne room mai aa ke let gaya aaj ki ho rahi ghatnawo ke bare mai sochne laga muje pata hi nahi chala ki kab meri aakh lag rahi aur mai so gaya.

Meri aakh kisi ke uthane se hi khuli.

Mai-hi mom kya time ho raha hai .

Mom-8baj rahe hai teri tabiyat to thik hai na aaj tu bahut Jada soya hai .

Mai-mai bilkul thik hu mom.

Mom-chal phir aaja khana khate hai .

Mai-ok mom aap chalo mai haath muh dho ke aata hu .

Hum sab ne saath mai khana khaya aur mai aapne kamre mai chala gaya.kuch der bad mom mere kamre mai aayi.

Mom-to aab to tu bada ho gaya hai na.

Mai-nahi mom aap ko aisa kyu laga.

Mom-to tu aab mere se bhi baate chipane laga mai to teri best friend hu na muje bhi nahi batayega.

Mai-mom aap bhi na OK .***** Maine mom ko suru se le ke end tak sab bata diya.

Mom-tu bilkul bhi tension na le subah mere se paise le ke de dewo aur ye to accha hi huwa ki tuje ye sab time pe hi pata chal gaya .aur tune kuch bhi galat nahi kiya isliye tu bilkul bhi tension na le .

Aur aapne god mai mera sir rekh ke aapne hato se muje sulane lagi .(kisi ne sach hi kha hai ki maa es duniya ki sabse khubsurat rachna hai ) muje pata hi nahi chala ki kab mai sapno ki duniya mai chala gaya.

Mom-aap ke account mai kitne paise hai es samay.

Dad-thume to pata hai ki mere account mai es samay ek paisa tak nahi baccha Maine aapni sari jindgi ki jama pungi Ankur ke fees bharne mai laga de aab to bas upper wale ka hi sahara hai.

Mom-OK .

Dad-Waise kyu pucch rahi thi.

Mom-kuch nahi bas aise hi chalo so jawo ulluwo ki tarah jagte rehte ho .

Subah mom ne hi muje uthaya aur wahi rutin work .phir mai taiyar ho ke college ke liye nikalne laga to mom ne muje ek packet diya .

Mai-ye kya hai mom.

Mom-kuch khas nahi hai ye mere kuch jewar hai inhe tum Rade shyam bhai sab ke pass girwi rekh ke paise udhar le lena ye rahe sabhi ke bill.

Mai-mom aap pagal hai Maine aap se paise mange .aap ko meri kasam aap ye abhi ke abhi ander rakh ke aawo.

Mom-phir tu..

Mai-mai aap ka beta hu muskilo se darna ya bhagna to shikha hi nahi.mere pe vishwash kijiye mai kuch na kuch ker lunga .

Mom-ok per ek wada ker ke agar tu na ker paya to meri baat man lega.

Mai-God promice agar mai nakam raha to jaise aap chahe .

Phir mai college ke liye nikal pada .college pahuch ke mai aapni bike ko park kerne ke liye jaise hi parking mai gaya to waha RG 'Anu 'aur Reet pehle se hi majud the.

RG-lo gi rajkumar aa gaye hum yaha pichle aadhe ghante se inhe ka to in tzar ker rahe hai .

Mai-Sorry muje nahi pata tha ki koi mera bhi intzar ker shakta hai .

Reet-use bill do aur chalo yaha se .

RG ne muje bill diya Jo meri soch se 10 guna jada tha.Maine aapni bike ki reparing ka total kharch ghata ke unhe bill wapas ker diya amount Aab bhi bahut Jada tha mere liye .

Mai-thik mai thumare paise jald hi chuka dunga.

Annu-thumari aukat ke hisab se thume ye ammount chukane mai 4se 5mahine lag jayege.

Annu ke muh se aise baat sun ke dil mai ek tees se chubi per phir bhi chahre pe na chahte huwe ek fiki muskan aa gayi Jo meri bebsi ka natija thi.

Reet-mere pass ek idea hai .agar tum chaho to ek mahine mai hi tum ye paise chuka shakte ho.

Mai-kaise. ?

Reet-thume driving aati hai.

Mai-ha .

Reet-Gud muje ek driver ki jarurat hai Jo mere liye drive kare.

Mai-mai college nahi chod shakta.

Reet-maine kab thume college chodne ko kha hai thume sirf muje college se ghar aur ghar se college hi lana le jana hai jadatar.holiday ke din hi mai kahi bahar jati hu Jo mai thume pehle hi bata dungi.

Mai-muje sochne ke liye waqt chahiye .

Reet-kal subah tak ka waqt hai thumare pass mai subah **baje ghar se nikalti hu college ke liye ye raha mera card agar haa ho to aa jana .

WO sab waha se bahar chale gaye aur mai reet ke diye us card ko ghurne laga jab muje kuch nahi suja to maine WO card aapni jeb mai rekh liya aur class mai chala gaya.

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Update 18

WO sab waha se bahar chale gaye aur mai reet ke diye us card ko ghurne laga jab muje kuch nahi suja to maine WO card aapni jeb mai rekh liya aur class mai chala Gaya.

Ab aage...
Aryan-Sale kha tha aab tak.

Mai-chal chod wo sab chal class attend kerte hai .

Aaj Maine pure lecture attend kiye aur break time mai canteen mai chala gaya.

Aryan-aaj to dimag ka dahi ho gaya yar life mai pehli baar itne der tak class mai raha hu .tu meri addat kharab ker dega .

Mai-chod na bata coffie ya chai.

Aryan-takila .

Mai-kya.

Aryan-matlab jaldi la coffie.(Bach gaya )

Mai do coffie le aaya hum coffie peete huwe aapas mai bate ker rahe the ki tabhi Reet aur annu bhi canteen mai aa gayi .puri canteen mai dekhne ke baad reet hamari table pe aa ke baith gayi aur saath mai annu bhi.

Reet-to kya socha hai tum chaho to mai thume kuch extra bhi pay ker shakti hu.

Mai-thik hai mai taiyar hu sirf ek mahine ke liye .

Reet-gud.

Aryan-aaj thumara bf nahi dikh raha.

Reet-mera koi bf nahi hai samje.

Aryan-oh muje laga ki RG aur tum.

Reet-non sense tum ladko mai yahi to ek sabse badi bimari hai kisi se do char baat kya ker lo thume to kuch bhi sochne ka moka mil jata hai .

Annu-shakal dekhi hai us ki .

Aryan-oh aisa kya.

Mai aryan ko ghurte huwe .

Tu muje aise mat gur mai to bas confime ker raha tha.ki WO en ka dost hai ya us se bad ker kuch.

Reet-na WO dost hai aur na hi kuch aur.Jo aapne dost ko dhoka de shakta hai wo kisi ke dosti ke kabil nahi.

Mai-ye thumari galatfami hai .shayad WO muje dost nahi manta per thume manta hai dosti dil se ki jati hai .

Reet-aur dusmani dimag se Jo WO es samay ker raha hai.

Aryan-kya matlab.

Annu-tu aaj ki party mai aa rahi hai na .

Reet-nahi yar dad nahi aane denge aakele.

Annu-to kisi ko le ke aa ja na plz per aa ja yar tere bina party mai maza hi nahi aayega.

Reet-kis ko le ke aayu tu hi bata mai yaha kisi ko nahi janti.

Aryan chal mai chalta hu muje kuch kam hai baad mai milte hai.

Annu-ek min Ankur .reet tu ESE le ke aa ja uncle se mai baat ker lungi waise bhi ye kal se tere ko joine ker hi raha hai to aaj se kyu nahi .

Reet-idea to accha hai kya kehte ho .

Mai-ye possible nahi hai bye.

Annu-plz Ankur plz yar mere liye sirf aaj hi ki to bat hai plz .

Mai-thik hai per Aryan bhi saath jayega.

Annu-koi problem nahi hai.

Aryan-Aur RG WO bhi aa raha hai kya.

Annu-ye party mere dosto ke liye hai chamcho ke liye nahi .

Mai-tum aapni limit cross ker rahi ho WO mera bhi dost hai ya tha isliye mai us ke bare mai kuch bhi ulta seeda nahi sun shakta.

Reet-ok to es contract pe singh karo.

Mai-ye kya hai .

Reet-ye thumare one month ka mere pass as a driver banne ka contract hai baki ki detail khud pad lo.

Maine us contract ko dhayan se pada to muje sab kuch sahi laga.for example timming aur weekend aur holidays ke plan etc.Maine us pe Singh ker diya .aur mai bahar jane laga to muje kuch duri pe RG khada dikha WO ek side mai diwar ke sahare tak laga ke khada tha aur shayad us ne hamari sari bate bhi sun le thi.ye mai isliye keh raha hu kyu ki Maine us ke aakho dard aur ashu dono ek saath dekhe the.maine us ke kandhe pe haath rekh ke us ko dilasha dene ki ek nakam koshish ki aur bahar chala gaya.

Annu-tum kab aaye RG.

RG-ye tum ne accha nahi kiya.(aur WO bhi bahar chala gaya)

Aryan-shayad aab muje bhi chalna chahiye sham ko milte hai .

Aab waha sirf annu aur Reet hi thi.

Reet-annu ye thik nahi hai yar WO ek accha ladka hai hame us ke saath aisa nahi kerna chahiye.

Annu-tuje us mai kya acchayi dikh gayi dekh mai ye sab aapne jaan ke liye ker rahi hu tu to meri best friend hai tu to mera saath de plz mai tere bina es ko sabak nahi shikha payugi.

Reet-chal chod ye sab tuje Jo kerna hai WO ker lewo.muje aapni jaan se kab milwa rahi hai .

Annu-aaj hi party mai tuje us se miles dungi chal mai chalti hu sham ke liye muje bahut taiyari kerni hai kisi ke liye ye dil special Jo banana hai .

Reet-ok bye .waise kitne log aa rahe hai party mai .

Annu-lagbhag pura college hi invite hai aaj ki party mai .

Aryan-Ankur muje lagta hai ki tuje aaj ki party mai nahi jana chahiye.

Mai-kyu?

Aryan-muje lagta hai ki ye en logo ka koi ghatiya plan hai jis mai tuje target kiya ja raha hai .

Mai-muje pata hai.per mai ye sab khatam kerna chahta hu kisi bhi kimat pe.

Aryan-chahe us ke liye tere saath kuch bhi ho.

Mai-Her kisi ki jindgi mai ek maksed hota hai ki use aapni jindgi mai ye mukam hasil kerna hai .aur mera maksed hai aapni mom ke aakho mai kabhi ashu na aane dena tuje nahi pata mere mom dad ne muje yaha padane ke liye kitne tyag kiye hai meri jarurato ko pura kerne ke liye kaise aapni jaruroto ka gala ghotne pe majbur ho jate hai.

Aryan-mai samaj shakta hu thik hai mai tere saath hu .

Mai-tu tension na le mai janta hu ye sab kaun ker raha hai .

Aryan-tu mere samaj se pare hai .
Chal sham ko milte hai .

Hum dono waha se ghar ke liye chal pade mai soch liya tha ki muje ghar pe kya bahana kerna hai aur kya nahi kyu ki agar sach mom ya dad ko pata chala to wo muje kabhi bhi ye kam nahi kerne denge.

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Update 19

Hum dono wahan se ghar ke liye chal pade maine soch liya tha ki muje ghar pe kya bahana kerna hai aur kya nahi kyu ki agar sach mom ya dad ko pata chala to wo muje kabhi bhi ye kam nahi kerne denge.

Ab aage... 
Jaise hi mai ghar pahucha to muje gate pe ek lock laga huwa tha aur saath mai hi letter bhi rakha huwa tha.

Maine letter ko padna suru kiya letter me likha tha:-
Sorry beta ki jab tum is letter ko pad rahe hogo to iss ka matlab hai ki mai aur tumhari mom es samay yahan se tumhare nana ke ghar ja chuke honge. Tumhare nana ki ekdam se tabiyat kharab hone ke karan hame urgent mai hi wahan jana pad raha hai. Tumhe hum ne isliye nahi bataya kyu ki hum tumhe pareshan nahi kerna chahte the. Jaise hi un ki tabiyat mai sudhar kota hai hum wapas aa jayege tab tak aapna dhayan rekhna. Jab tak hum nahi aate tab tak laxmi aunty tumhara dhayan rakhengi unko jyada pareshan mat kerna aur ha khana acche se khana raat mai hum waha pahuch ke phone karenge. Tum bilkul bhi pareshan mat hona aur keys laxmi aunty ke pass hi hai.
Thumara pyara dad.

Laxmi aunty hamare pados mai hi rehti thi hamare un se acche sambadh the. Mai chabi lene ke liye un ke ghar pe chala gaya maine doorbell bajayi to gate komal ne khola, wo bahut hi khaternak ladki thi pure mohalle mai sabhi us se darte the dimag to chaha Chaudhary se bhi tej aur khubsurti to barbie doll se bhi jada soft aur beautiful aur cute.

Komal- Are waah aaj to hamare bhag hi khul gaye tum aur yahan.

Mai- Ha di wo mai apne ghar ki keys lene aaya tha please.

Komal- Mom to ghar pe hai nahi aur mera koi irada nahi hai tumhe keys dene ka to kya kare.

Mai- Koi nahi di mai baad mai aata hu.

Komal- Tum mere se itna darte kyun ho.

Mai- Nahi aisa nahi hai.

Komal- Chal ander aa muje kuch baat karni hai tujhse.

Mai na chahte huwe bhi ander chala gaya kyu ki hamare ilake mai ye baat mashur thi ki sab kerna per kabhi komal ko gussa mat kerna nahi to tumhare saath jo hoga wo tum sapne mai bhi nahi soch sakte.

Komal- Baith mai coffie lati hu.

Mai- Rehne do na di muje coffee pene ki jarurat nahi hai.

Komal di muje aise ghurne lagi jaise ki muje kaccha hi kha jayengi.

Mai- Ha muje bhi lagta hai ki mujhe coffee pee hi leni chahiye.

Komal- Good mai le ke aati hu tum tab tak baith ke tv dekho.

Komal di mere liye coffee lene ke liye chali gayi aur mai wahin hall mai baith ke tv pe news dekhne laga jald hi di coffee le ke aa gayi.

Komal- To tumhara college kaise ja raha hai koi problem to nahi hai na.

Mai- Nahi di sab ek dam first class koi problem nahi hai.

Komal- Mai tum se itni bhi badi nahi hu jo tum mujhe di bulate ho please mujhe komal bulawo muje accha lagega.

Mai- Per ye****

Komal- Koi per wer nahi sirf komal ok.

Mai- Ok, jaisa aap thik samjho.

Komal- To uncle aunty kab tak aane wale hai.

Mai- Pata nahi jaise hi nana ki tabiyat mai sudhar hoga wo aa jayenge.

Komal- Tab tak tum yahan hi kyu nahi reh jate mera matlab hai ki ye bhi tumhara apna hi ghar hai.

Mai- Mai yaad rakhunga aab mujhe chalna chahiye coffie ke liye thanks coffie bahut hi shandar thi.

Komal- Ruko mai keys lati hun ye lo aur koi bhi problem ho to a jana hame accha lagega.

Mai- Bilkul.

Mai wahan se nikal ke apne ghar mai chala gaya mom ne khana bana ke mere liye rakha huwa tha. Chalo ye to accha huwa ki mom aur dad yahan nahi hai isse mujhe kisi ko kuch batane ki jarurat nahi hai. Mai abhi apne khayalo mai hi khoya huwa tha ki mera phone bajne laga phone reet ka tha.

Mai- Tumhe mera no. kahan se mila.

Reet- Annu se liya hai kya huwa.

Mai- Kuch nahi batao phone kyu kiya.

Reet- Mai yaad dila rahi thi ki mujhe aaj party mai jana hai to tum time pe aa jana mujhe late nahi hona.

Mai- Mujhe sab yaad hai mai aa jayunga bye.

Maine phone kat diya aur fresh hone chala gaya fresh ho ke mai kuch der tv dekhne laga aur jald hi bor ho gaya maine socha ki chalo kuch der game hi khel liya jaye jaise hi maine aapna phone dekha mere to hosh hi udd gaye 15 miss call aur wo bhi RG ke aab ye mujhe kyun call ker raha hai. Maine RG ko call kiya per us ne call pick nahi kiya mujhe uski fikar hone lagi kaffi sochne ke baad maine aryan ko call kiya.

Aryan- Aur bhai kya ho raha hai.

Mai- Yaar tujhe pata hai RG kahan rehta hai.

Aryan- Ha wahin hostel mai rehta hai college campus mai kyu kya huwa.

Mai-Yaar wo mujhe call ker raha tha aur mai us ki call pick nahi ker paya.

Aryan– To kya huwa chod na use.

Mai- Yaar dost hai wo hamara agar wo kisi pareshani mai hai to hame us ki madad kerni chahiye.

Aryan- Bhai tu issi duniya se hai na kahin koi alien walien to nahi hai na.

Mai- Majak chod aur bata mere saath chalega us ke pass.

Aryan- Koi choice chodi hai tu ne chal college ke pass milte hai.

Mai- Ok, bye.

Mai taiyaar ho ke rg se milne ke liye chal pada.

Update 20

Aryan- Koi choice chodi hai tu ne chal college ke pass milte hai.

Mai- Ok, bye.

Mai taiyaar ho ke rg se milne ke liye chal pada.

Ab aage...
Jab mai college pahuca to waha Aryan pehle hi khada tha muje dekhte hi suru ho gaya Maine aapne kano mai ungli dal ke us ki bate khatam hone ka intzar Karne laga jaise hi us ki nazer k pe padi kaminey ne do rekh ke diye puri peeth dard karne lagi .

Mai-sale mera moka aane de jaan se hi mar dunga tuje.

Aryan-chal chal nautanki chod itne bhi jordar nahi the ghusse.chal chalte hai nahi to entry bhi nahi milegi hostel mai.

Hum waha se hostel mai chale gaye Aryan ne kisi tarah RG ka room no pata kiya aur hum us ka room dhundte huwe pahuch gaye us ke room mai .jab hum us ke room mai pahuche to kisi se phone pe baat ker raha tha.

Mai-janeman kabhi hamara bhi phone utha liya karo.

RG shock .us ki to bolti hi band ho gayi aur aryan ne us Moke ka fayda uthate huwe us ki do char pic le lee .kamal ki comedy pic thi hum dono hi use dekh ke hasne lage .

RG-tum dono yaha kaise.

Mai-kyu mai aapne janeman se Milne nahi aa shakta.

Aryan-chal be chup ker ye meri item hai tu aapne liye koi aur dhund le.

RG-majak band karo aur ye batayo ki yaha kya kerne aaye ho.

Mai-Aryan Maine kha tha na ki meri janeman muje kabhi dhoka nahi de shakti .teri miss call dekhi to socha ki tuje khujli ****** ho rahi ho gi isliye Milne chale aaya aur extra power (Aryan ke tarag ishara kerte huwe) saath laya hu taki tuje koi shikayat na rahe .

Aryan to aapni batisi dikhane lag gaya.

RG-Salo ye hostel hai agar ye baat yaha kisi ne sun lee to mai kisi ko muh dikhane layak nahi rahuga .mere pe taras khao aur aapna ye gutter jaisa muh band rekho.

Rg ki aise baate sun ke hum dono (mai aur Aryan) ek dusre ko dekhne lage aur phir ek dum se hasne lage.
Tabhi peeche se awaj aayi.

Boy-maine to sab sun liya.

RG-mai to gaya aab mere pass aatamhatya ke alawa aur koi rasta nahi baccha.

Mai-hi bro mai Ankur ye Aryan tum se mil ke khusi huwi dil garden garden ho gaya.

Boy-hi mai Pravin .muje bhi utni hi khusi huwi bro mai to kab se tum milna chah raha tha yar per mil nahi paya.

RG-salo pehle ander aawo nahi to muje sach mai aatmhatya kerni hogi aur agar Maine aisa kiya to yaad rekhna salo ek ek ko bhoot ban ke sabak shikhayuga.

Mai-jab jinda insan mera kuch nahi ukhad shakte to bhoot mera kya ukhade ga.

Aryan-meri maa kehti hai ki mere pe mere dada ka saya hai isliye tu muje bhi bhul ja.

Pravin-mai to pehle hi bahut innocent hu to muje tu bhul hi ja.

RG-Ek ek ko dekh lunga muje rokne ke wahaj aapne bachne ke raste bata rahe ho .

Mai-chal ye bata miss call kyu mari.

RG-maine nahi mari galti se lag gayi hogi.

Mai-15 miss call WO bhi galti se .

RG-kabhi kabhi galti badi bhi ho jati hai .

RG ke es dailouge pe hum sabhi aapna pait paked ke hasne lage.hamare alawa koi aur bhi hasne mai hamara saath de raha jab humne dhayan diya to gate pe ek aur ladka khada tha.

RG-teri hi kami thi aa ja sale tu bhi meri gand mar le aa .

Ladka-yar mai to bas yaha se guzar raha tha ki tere kamre se hasne ki aawaj aayi to aa gaya.

RG-sab ko dekh lunga ek ek ko chun chun ke sabak shikhayuga.aur sun Ankur tu aaj party mai nahi jayega.tuje nahi pata tere liye kitni badi planing ki gayi hai .

Mai-muje pata hai .

Aryan-koi muje bhi kuch batayega.

RG-tu phir bhi Jana chahta hai .

Mai-ha pehle socha tha ki aaj sab matter ko close ker dunga per hey re meri kismat mom dad Nana nani ke yaha chale gaye.

RG-to .?

Mai-mai matter ko unhi ke liye close ker raha tha aab jab WO nahi hai to soch raha hu ki thoda sa aapna jalwa bhi dikha du.WO kya hai na ilaka kisi ka bhi ho dhamaka hamara hi hota hai.

RG-tuje muje pe gussa nahi aa raha.

Mai-kyu.?

RG-Ankur dekh baat ko ghuma mat tuje pata hai mai kya bol raha hu.

Mai-to tu sach kyu nahi bata deta ki tune ye sab kyu kiya .muje sirf itna hi pata hai ki muje bhagwan ne insan ko pachane ki anokhi kabiliyat de hai to tu galat nahi ho shakta.

Meri bate sun ke jha aryan ka muh khula ka khula reh gaya wahi RG ke aakho se aashu nikal pade.

RG-sorry yar muje tuje pehle hi bata dena chahiye tha .

Aryan-koi nahi jaldi se bata nahi to pagal ho jayuga .

Mai-koi nahi hum tuje agre ke pagalkhane mai bharti ker aayege.

Pravin-aur suna hai aisa kerne pe inam bhi Milta hai.

Aryan-Salo chup karo nahi to yahi thumari gand fad dunga RG ko bolne do.

RG-tuje to pata hi hoga es hostel mai karib 1200 student hai.

Aryan-to .

RG-College ki koi bhi news choti ho ya badi sab ki khaber yaha hoti hai .agar kisi ladki ne aapne dress code bhi change kiya to yaha us pe ek acchi khasi debait ho jati hai .

Aryan-sale seedhe seedhe point pe aa nahi to teri gand mar lunga WO bhi .

Pravin-bina condom ke .

Aryan-Right tu aapne kam ka banda hai.

RG-tuje to mai baad mai dekhta hu .(pravin ke taraf ishara kerte huwe) to phir college ke first day Jo Ankur ne hungama kiya tha us ke karan WO yaha ke kuch seniors ke nigah mai aa gaya tha aur us din ESE ko le ker acchi khasi debait chali kuch senior ne Ankur ko support kiya to kuch ne Ankur ko sabak shikhane ki baat ki.

Aryan-to.

Pravin-use bolne to de.

Tabhi mera phone bajne laga Maine dekha to call reet ki thi .maine bina call pick kiye hi call kat de.

Mai-RG tu inhe puri story bata mai to chala us maharani ko pick kerne nahi to.

RG-sorry yar mere wahaj se tu itni badi musibat mai fas gaya muje laga baad mai sab thik ker dunga per tune kal sing ker ke sab gud gobar ker diya.

Mai-bhai sing kyu nahi kerta acchi job hai paise bhi thik thak mil rahe hai mai waise bhi part time job ki talash mai tha to ye mere liye kisi sunahre Moke se kam nahi hai.

RG-tuje pata hai party mai kya hone wala hai .

Mai-ha kuch andaja to hai baki party mai dekhte hai chal mai chalta hu party mai milte hai .

RG gale lagte huwe tu tension na le hum hai tere saath ek ek ki gand maar lenge .

Mai waha se Reet ko lene ke liye nikal gaya .

Aryan-chal be jaldi suru ker.

RG-tabhi muje ye pata chala********* aur maine sachayi ke jad tak jane ki sochi aur ye sab kiya.

Aryan-ESki to mai use nahi choduga .

RG-maine kuch socha hai .

Aryan-kya.

RG-hum aakele kuch nahi ker payege isliye Maine Prience bhai ko bhi aapne saath ker liya hai .

Aryan-ye prience kaun hai.

RG-Es hostel ke do sher hai Prience Charles aur Nishya pura hostel un ki baat ko manta hai .prince bhai hame support kerne ko taiyar hai .

Aryan-aur nichya.

Pravin-wo sirf Ankur ke senior student ke baat na manne wali Baat se naraj hai.

RG-Per WO bhi hamare khilaf nahi hai ye acchi news hai.

Aryan-tab to aaj maza aayega.muje nahi pata tha ki hostel mai itna maza hai nahi to PG ki jagah hostel mai hi aata.

Pravin-pehle nahi thi per jab se SPG bhai ki 8smester padi hai tab se ye kamal huwa hai her saal yaha alag se election hote hai sirf hostel mai aur ye baat hostel ke bahar kisi ko nahi pata thume chod ke aab.

Aryan-matlab ki yaha bhi xossip.

RG-yaha to kisi ko aur koi kam nahi hai jitne bhi XB ke online user hote hai us mai se 40% yahi se hote hai.
Chal mai taiyar ho ke aata hu phir chalte hai.

Aryan-Kasam se aab to party ka intzar hai .thank you SPG bhai aap ne agar 8th semester nahi likhi hoti to kasam se aaj bahut padti.

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Update 21

RG- Yaha to kisi ko aur koi kam nahi hai jitne bhi XB ke online user hote hai us mai se 40% yahi se hote hai. Chal mai taiyaar hoke aata hu phir chalte hai.

Aryan- Kasam se ab to party ka intzaar hai. Thank you SPG bhai aapne agar 8th semester nahi likhi hoti to kasam se aaj bahut padti.

Ab aage...
Mai Reet ke card pe jo address likha tha jab wahan pahuncha to security ne mujhe ander nahi jane diya aakhir har mante huwe mujhe wo hi kam kerna pada jo mai nahi kerna chahta tha. Maine reet ko call ker ke bata diya ki mai bahar khada hu aur security mujhe ander nahi aane de rahi. Usne apne intercom se security ko mujhe aane dene ko bol diya. Maine bhi bina kisi baat ka reply kiye phone kat diya.

Reet ka ghar sach mai kaffi bada tha bilkul jaisa hum TV ya filmo mai dekhte hai. Kam se kam 10 ekad mai to hoga hi jis mai se do ekad mai ek hawali numa building bani huwi thi aur kuch duri pe naukaro ke rehne ke liye ghar baki bacchi zameen pe ek swiming pool ek basketball court aur ek sunder sa bagicha tha totally mai bahut impress ho gaya.

Reet- Kya dekh rahe ho kaisa laga mere ghar.

Mai- Bahut accha hai per saff pata chal raha hai ki isse banate huwe last time mai budget ki katoti ki gayi hai.

Reet- Tum kehna ka chahte ho.

Mai- Kuch nahi tum ne meri rai pucchi aur maine bata di.

Reet- Tumhe kya pata ki isse banane mai kitna kharcha huwa hai es building ki har cheez bahar se mangwa ke lagayi gayi hai.

Mai- Wo bhi duplicate kyu.

Reet- Apni bskwas band karo tumhe kaun se cheez yaha pe nakli lag rahi hai.

Mai- For example us panting ko le lo wo ****** ki painting hai per us pe un ka autograph painting ke right side pe hai jabki ye baat sabhi ko pata hai ki wo apna autograph ya to left side mai cross kiya kerte the ya panting ke starting mai ek khas mess ke sath. (wah sala mai to google ban gaya per mujhe ye sab pata kaise chala ye sab sach bhi hai ya aise hi mere khali dimag ki upaj)

Reet- tumhe kaise pata.

Mai- Mai khud un ka bahut bada fan hu mere kamre mai inki bahut ***********.

Reet- Kya.

Mai- Pata nahi mera sir dard ho raha hai ab hame chalna chahiye.

Reet- Thik hai per phir kisi din hum ye baat karege.

(Mujhe aisa kyu lag raha hai ki iss painter ko me janta hu aur abhi abhi mere dimag mai ye kya aaya ki mere kamre mai inn ki bahut se painting hai jabki aisa nahi hai lagta hai doctor ko dikhana padega)

Reet- Chale ab ya abhi bhi us painting ko ghurte rahoge.

Hum wahan se reet ke car ke pass chale gaye reet ne mujhe car ki keys de aur jab mai reet ki car ko unlock kerne laga to.

Reet- Hum us se nahi ja rahe.

Mai- Ok, to kis car se jana hai.

Reet- Hum aaj car se nahi ja rahe.

Mai- Dekho tum mujhe confuse mat karo tum party mai jaa rahi ho ya nahi aur agar ja rahi ho to kis se dekho mujhe sirf car hi chalani aati hai wo bhi pata nahi kaise.

Reet- Hum bike se jayenge.

Mai- Tum pagal ho gayi ho. Mai bike se tumhe nahi le jane wala hamari deal car driver pe huwi thi na ki bike driver pe.

Reet- Soch lo kuch cheeze contract mai nahi likhi jati.

Merta kya na kerta maine ha kerdie. Wo muje aapne saath parking mai le gayi wahan ek new harli****** bike khadi thi jo her us ladke ka sapna hoti hai jo bike chalata hai.

Mai- Awesome bahut hi sexy hai.

Reet- Thanks kam se kam tum ne meri tariff to ki.

Mai- Nahi shayad tumhe koi galatfami ho gayi hai. Maine bike pe comment diya tha mujhe mere birthday pe ye gift milne wali thi.

Reet- Sach mai ye bike iss city mai mushkil se 10 bhi nahi hongi jitni iss ki kimat nahi hai utna kharch isse India mai lane mai lag jata hai.

Mai- Mujhe pata hai. (sala aaj to dimag out of control ho gaya hai sabse pehle doctor ko dikhana padega ki kahi koi chemical locha to nahi hai.) Chalo chalte hai.

Mai jaise hi bike pe baitha ek alag hi feeling aa rahi thi agar mujhe pehle pata hota ki gaddi ki backlight todne se itna khubsurat inam milega to jitni bhi gaddiya college parking mai aati hai sab ke back light tod deta. 

Reet- Ab chaloge bhi yaa yahni rehna hai.

Maine bike start ki kya awaj bhi bilkul kisi madhur sangeet ki tarah thi ab mere bardast se bahar tha khud ko rok pana aur ek jordar cheek ke saath hi bike ne harket ki aur hum log nikal pade aapni manjil ki aur.

Reet- Sorry.

Mai- Kis liye chodo jo bhi ho aaj to agar tum mera murder bhi ker do to maff.

Reet- (Sorry tum acche ladke lagte ho pata nahi kyu per tum pe vishwash kerne ko dil kerta hai per shayad aaj ke baad tum muje se naftat kerne lagoge.)

Hum jald hi college ground pe pahunch gaye jahan party ka aayojan kiya gaya tha.(Sala ye paisa bhi badi kaminey cheez hai college ka ground hi salo ne de diya party ke liye jo na numkin tha.)

Reet- Kya dekh rahe ho.

Mai- Yahi ki paisa aur power kis tarah niyamo ki dhajiya udate hai.

Reet- Maine lee hai permission party ke liye yahan.

Mai- Mujhe koi fark nahi padta tum chalo mai bike ko park ker ke aata hu.

Reet party mai chali gayi aur mai bike ko park kerne ke liye parking area mai. Bike ko park ker ke mai jaise hi palta pata nahi mere dimag mai kya aaya maine wapas mud ke bike ko ek kiss ker li kiss ke chaker mai mere hote jalte jalte bacche.

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Update 22

Reet party mai chali gayi aur mai bike ko park kerne ke liye parking area mai. Bike ko park ker ke mai jaise hi palta pata nahi mere dimag mai kya aaya maine wapas mud ke bike ko ek kiss ker li kiss ke chaker mai mere hote jalte jalte bacche.

Ab aage...
Bade budhe isliye kehte hai ki her jagah muh nahi marna chahiye. Wah party to shandar hai lagta hai kisi ki acche se bajne wali hai.

Annu- To tum aa gaye hum sab tumhara hi intzaar ker rahe the.

Mai- Jise bhi autograph lena ho line mai aaye.

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Annu- Chalo tumse milne ke liye koi tumhara intzaar ker raha hai.

Mai- Kahin yaha ke C.M. to nahi aa gaye maine kal hi unhe mana kiya tha ki mere pass time nahi hai. Kasam se popular hona bhi musibat hi hai.

Annu ka to gusse se bura haal tha. Wo mere maze lene ke liye aayi thi aur maine SPG style mai usi ke maze le liye. Annu wahan se gusse se pair patakti huwi chali gayi aur kuch der bad hi waha victor ke kuch dost aa pahunche aur mujhe aapne saath chalne ko bolne lage. Maine bhi socha ki agar yaha comedy ki to bahut padegi isliye chup chap un ke saath ho liya.

Victor- (Dance flour jo banaya gaya tha us ke center mai aate huwe) dosto hamare special guest hamare beech mai aa chuke hai to aap sabhi un ka taliyo se sawagat kare.

Mai- Surprise hote huwe oh teri to ye party victor janab ne de hai.

Victor- Ha wo bhi special tumhare liye aaj mera birthday hai aur tum mere birthday gift.

Mai- Oh, teri mujhe kisi ne bataya nahi, nahi to mai gift jarur lata.

Victor- Victor us ki koi jarurat nahi hai. Tujhe pata hai maine ye party college ground mai hi kyu rakhi hai aur sabhi student ko kyu invite kiya hai.

Mai- Taki jyada gift mil sake.

Victor- Comedy hu acchi hai per shayad aaj ke baad tu es ke kabil na rahe. Maine ye sab isliye kiya hai kyu ki mai chahta tha ki pura college dekhe ki victor se takkar lene ka anjaam kya hota hai. Tujhe laga hoga ki maine tujhe maff ker diya.

Mai- Nahi muje laga tha ki tu samajdar hogaya hai.

Victor- Samajhdari se yaad aaya tune us din ek baat bilkul sahi kahi thi ki hamare naam ki ek file college record mai jarur hogi jo ki sahi bhi thi to tere liye ek good news hai ab wo file mere pass hai. To dosto kya kiya jaye es ke saath jis ne apne senior ki izzat nahi ki.

Sabhi student ek saath sabak sikhaya jaye.

Victor- Oops, ab to mujhe sabak sikhana hi padega public demand hai yaar.

Mai- Annu aur tera kya connection hai.

Victor- Tujhe kyu laga ki annu aur mera koi connection hai.

Mai- Mai itna bhi bebkoof nahi hu jitna tu samajta hai. Mujhe pata hai us din canteen mai sab tera plan tha kyu ki maine wahan tere iss ghonchu dost lucky ko ishare kerte huwe dekh liya tha mujhe to tabhi shak ho gaya tha.

Victor- Smart hai tu per koi fayda nahi wo annu nahi.

Mai- Aradhana mittal hai.

Victor- Tujhe ye bhi pata hai kamal hai per kaise.

Mai- Ladkiya sach mai bahut bevkoof hoti hai. Us din jab sham ko isne mujhe call kiya tha tabhi koi ese picche se es ke real naam se bula raha tha.

Victor- Manna padega per mera connection hai ye kaise pata chala.

Mai- Laila-majnu ke kisse chupaye nahi chupte yahan kam aaya mera paplu.

Victor- Paplu.

Mai- RG urf Gaurav use kahin se pata chal gaya tha ki ye teri gf hai.

Jaise hi maine ye baat boli annu ka to muh khula ka khula hi reh gaya.

Victor- Tu to sach mai smart hai per bebkoof hai tujhe jab sab pata tha to yahan nahi aana chahiye tha galti ker de tune.

Mai- Mai koi bhi kam soch samaj ke nahi kerta bas dil jo kehta hai wohi kerta hu.

Victor- Mujhe laga hi tha ki tum fatichar sale jhopdpatti wale kutte dil se hi sochte ho isliye maine annu ko tujhe apne pyar mai fasane ke liya bheja tha per tune isse bhaw hi nahi diya.

Mai- Sahi kaha tune hum garib hai per tuje pata hai hum garib kyu hai. Kyu ki hum kisi lachar besahre ki hisse ki roti us se cheen ke nahi khate mujhe garv hota hai ki mai garib hu tere ya tere baap ki tarah nahi jo dusro ke aage peeche aapni dum hilata firta hai. Maine to yahan tak suna hai ki wo dalali bhi kerta hai kya ye sach hai.

Mera itna hi bolna tha ki mere upper laath ghusso ki barsat ho gayi victor aur us ke dost mil ke mujhe marne lage aakhirkar mera balance bigda aur mai jamin pe gir pada victor aur us ke dosto ne apna kam chalu rakha. Wo aapni puri takat se mujhe mar rahe the per mere chahre ki muskan wo nahi cheen paye. Tabhi kuch ladke bhid ko cheerte huwe aage aaye aur victor aur us ke dosto ko dhakka de ker piche gira diya.

Victor- Aapni salamti chahte ho to yahan se chale jawo.

Prince- Aapni aukat mai reh samjha kahin agar mera dimag ghuma to tu apne pairo pe jane layak nahi rahega.

Victor- Teri itni himmat ki tune victor ko challenge kiya. Victor aapne dosto ke saath aage bada prince ko marne ke liye ki tabhi un ke beech mai ek anjan ladka aa gaya.

Ladka- Prince bhai aap isse le jawo inhe to mai akela hi dekh lunga hato mai bahut khujli ho rahi hai mere aaj.

Prience- Raj apne gusse pe control rakhiwo hum abhi aate hai.

Prince aur RG mujhe sahara deker ek side mai le gaye.

RG- Bhai iss ki halat to bahut kharab hai pure sharir se khun nikal raha hai ab kya karen.

Tabhi ek ladki bhagte huwe aayi jise dekh ke Prince ne bhi rasta de diya.

Ladki- Isse kya huwa.

Prince- Victor aur us ke dosto ne mara hai.

Ladki- Isse jaldi se medical room mai le chalo mai iski patti ker deti hu us ke baad hum isse hospital le chalenge.

Prince- Komal tum isse janti ho.

Ladki- Ha mera bhai hai mera matlab ki bhai jaisa hai chalo jaldi karo.

RG- Mai iss victor ko choduga nahi maa******** dunga iski.

Prince- Tu uski tension na le hamara hulk hai na wahan. Wo use accha sabak sikhayega tu isse le ke medical room mai ja agar security guard koi problem kare to mera naam le leyo mai raj ko dekhta hu kahi sale ne gusse mai kuch ulta seedha ker diya to.

Prince wapas ground pe aur RG aur komal mujhe medical room ke taraf le ke chal diye. Prince jaise hi wahan pahucha to waha ka seen us ke soch ke mutabik hi tha wahan victor jamin pe pada haff raha tha aur uske baki dost wahan se bhaag chuke the.

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Update 23

Prince wapas ground pe aur RG aur komal mujhe medical room ke taraf le ke chal diye. Prince jaise hi wahan pahucha to waha ka seen us ke soch ke mutabik hi tha wahan victor jamin pe pada haff raha tha aur uske baki dost wahan se bhaag chuke the.

Ab aage...
Jab mujhe hosh aaya to mai kisi hospital mai tha mere pass komal rg aur aryan the.

Mai- Hey tum sab yahan kya ker rahe ho aur komal di aap yahan kaise.

Komal- Tujhe pata hai tu iss waqt kahan hai.

Mai- Apne room*****.

Komal- City hospital mai tujhe dard nahi hota kya.

Mai- Kyu mai insane nahi hu kya.

Komal- To jab tujhe itni buri tarah wo log mar rahe the tab tere muh se ek bhi 
cheek nahi nikli na ab nikal rahi hai.

Mai- Dard kisi ko dikhane se kam nahi hota balki aap ko chahne walo ko bhi dard de jata hai aur aap ko nachahne wale ko khusi. To mai kisi ko khus hone ka moka hi kyu du waise bahut dard ho raha hai mai yahan aaya kaise.

Rg- Mai le ke aaya hu matlab ki hum le ke aaye hai.

Mai- Ab mai thik hu mujhe ghar jana hai. Mera phone kahan hai.

Komal- Ye le aur do teen din to tu bistar se uth bhi nahi payega to ghar jane ki baat to chod hi de.

Mai- Yaar meri janeman college parking mai khadi thi koi le to nahi gaya na jara dekh ke to aa.

Aryan- Ye sala pagal ho gaya hai.

Komal- Kya anaap-shanaap bake ja raha hai.

Mai- Oh, sorry mera matlab ki reet ki bike parking mai khadi ki thi maine uski keys 
ye rahi to bas yahi puchna chah raha tha ki wo sahi hai ki nahi.

Komal- Tujhe bike ki padi hai apni nahi.

Mai- Aap nahi samjoge aur mom ka phone to nahi aaya na ab tak.

Komal- Nahi abhi tak to nahi aaya kyu.

Mai- Good, rg aur aryan tum kisi bhi tarah apna engineering ka dimag laga ke mujhe yahan se discharge karwa do bas nahi to tum dono ki ******.

RG- Nahi to kya.

Mai- Kuch nahi per kerwa de yaar yahan mujhe accha nahi lag raha.

Komal- Koi jarurat nahi hai tum yahin thik ho waise bhi kis mahapurush ne tujhe us victor se panga lene ko kaha tha.

Mai- Ag ne.

Komal- Ye kaun hai.

Mai- Oh, teri aap use nahi janti ek no. ka kamina hai dusro ko aage ker ke khud nikal leta hai bas ek bar thik ho jayu phir dehta hu use choduga nahi kaminey ko rg jara address to nikal kaminey ka.

Rg- Maine to top manga rakhi hai us ke liye bas ek bar mil jaye booommm aur kaam kahatam.

Mai- Good.

Komal- Chal tu aaram ker mai aaj yahin rukti hu.

Mai- Koi jarurat nahi hai mai abhi ghar ja raha hu. Maine jaise hi uthne ki koshish ke to mere sharir mai ek janlewa dard huwa dard itna dardnak tha ki mere halak se ek jordar cheek nikal padi.

Komal- Khush ya aur try kerna hai.

Mai- Nahi itna kaffi hai.

Rg- To phir hum chalte hai kal aa ke tujhe discharge kera lenge.

Mai- Sun ye le keys bike ko reet ke ghar pahucha diyo sahi salamat.

Rg keys ko le ke wahan se chala gaya aur aryan bhi usi ke saath chala gaya ab wahan mai aur komal hi reh gaye the.

Mai- To aap wahan kaise pahuchi wo party to sirf student ke liye thi.

Komal- Medical second year bright student.

Mai- Oh, ye baat hai ab to lag gayi.

Komal- Kuch kaha kya.

Mai- Nahi bas yahi ki plz mom ko kuch mat batana nahi to.

Komal- Pata hai isliye abhi tak nahi bataya yahan tak ki apni mom se bhi jhut bola hai ki friends ke pass hu.

Mai- Good to maine aap ko ek acchi baat sikha di aap ko to mujhe thanks bolna chahiye.

Komal- Ha, kyu nahi ek baar tu thik ho ja phir acche se thanks bolti hu(apne right hath ke kalayi ko left hand pe ghumati huwi).

Mai- Aap iss tarah bacche ko dara nahi sakti.

Komal- Baccha tune to akele hi pure college mai aatank macha rekha hai tu baccha hai.

Mai kuch bolta us se pehle hi mera phone baj utha maine no. dekha to mere chahre pe ek fiki muskan aa gayi.

Komal- Kis ka phone hai.

Mai- Mom ka kya timing hai na.

Komal mujhe pyar se marte huwe ha kyu nahi aaj to bach gaya.

Mai- Hello, mom mai aap se bahut naraaj hu aap mujhe bina bataye chali gayi mai aap se baat nahi kerta.

Mom- Mujhe maff ker de beta ye sab itni jaldi huwa ki kya karu kuch samaj hi nahi aaya plz.

Mai- Thik hai sirf iss bar ab nana ji ki tabiyat kaise hai.

Mom- Wo abhi ICU mai hai.

Mai- Ok, aap bilkul bhi tension mat lena meri mai bilkul thik hu (mera itna kehna tha ki komal has padi).

Mom- Ye has kaun raha hai.

Mai- Komal di hai mai unke ghar aaya hu na khana khane ke liye.

Mom- Accha jara baat to kara meri maine phone komal ko de diya.

Komal- Ji aunty. Ha yahan lagbhag sab thik hai. Mai kya kahu aap ke bete ke bare mai pura college to usi ke bate ker raha hai aaj kal. Nahi aise koi baat nahi hai. Ha mai use khud time se khana khila dungi. Kya aunty mai bhi to aap ki beti jaise hu. Ok, bye aur phir phone kat diya.

Komal- Aunty bol rahi thi ki jaldi so jana.

Mai- Ha to tum jawogi tabhi to soyuga.

Komal- Chup-chap sote ho ya phir mai dusra tarika apnau.

Mai- Baccha samaj ke dara rahi ho kya.

Komal- Ha to.

Mai- Mai dar gaya aur so raha hu.

Shayad jo glucose ki bottle mujhe chadayi ja rahi thi us mai painkiller bhi tha jis se ab dheere-dheere mere sharir ka dard kam ho raha tha aur pata hi nahi chala ki kab mai neend ke aagosh mai chala gaya.

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Yahan to aman ke ghar ka haal kuch aisa ho gaya tha jaise ki India ke secret service ke sare kam yahin se hote ho sari jagah bas security officer aur private security ke hi aadmi nazer aa rahe the. Aman ke dad kisi se phone pe bat ker rahe the aur kaffi pareshan bhi lag rahe tha aaiye dekhte hai ki ye sab kya ho raha hai aur iss ke liye hame aaj se kuch din picche jana hoga jis din aman ka accident huwa tha.

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Yahan to aman ke ghar ka haal kuch aisa ho gaya tha jaise ki India ke secret service ke sare kam yahin se hote ho sari jagah bas security officer aur private security ke hi aadmi nazer aa rahe the. Aman ke dad kisi se phone pe bat ker rahe the aur kaffi pareshan bhi lag rahe tha aaiye dekhte hai ki ye sab kya ho raha hai aur iss ke liye hame aaj se kuch din picche jana hoga jis din aman ka accident huwa tha.

Ab Aage...
Aman ke mom dad aur baki ke rishtedaro ne puri raat aman ko har us jagah dhunda jahan wo mil sakta tha hospital, rahat camp aur to aur dead bodies ko bhi nahi choda ek ek body ko chan mara. Per unhe aman ka koi aata pata nahi chala per ek rahat ki baat ye thi ki iska matlab ye tha ki aman aab bhi jinda tha kam se kam ek maa, ek baap aur ek behan ka dil to yahi keh raha tha jahan sabhi unhe ye samjhane pe tule huwe the ki agar aman iss dhamake mai bach bhi gaya hoga to bhi wo jis nadi mai gira hai us mai se jinda bach nikalna assan nahi hai.

Nikki- Aap sabhi ke sabhi yahan se issi waqt nikal jaiye isse pehle ki mai aap sabhi ko yahan se dhakke mar ke niklwayu aap sabhi apne aap yahan se chale jaye to accha hai aur ek baat mujhe pata hai mera bhai bilkul thik hai bas thoda naraaj hai jald hi hum use dhund ke ghar le aayenge.

Aadmi- (Yahan relation batana jaruri nahi samajta mai) ye koi tarika hai hum se baat kerne ka sorry bolo abhi ke abhi.

Mom- Meri beti ne kuch galat nahi kaha mai bhi kafi der se notice ker rahi hu jaise aap log hame ye bharosa dilana chah rahe hai ki mera beta iss duniya mai nahi raha aur jis kisi ki bhi ye soch hai wo yahan se issi waqt ja sakta hai baizzat nahi to aage kya hoga wo aap sabhi ko nikki ne bata hi diya hai.

Dad- Mujhe bhi lagta hai ki ab aap sabhi ko yahan se jana chahiye.

Aadmi- Hum to bas***.

Dad- Maine kaha jawo yahan se (lagbhag chillate huwe).

Wahan majud sabhi unko iss rup mai dekh ke dar gaye aur wahan se jane lage.

Dad- Meri ek baat sunte jawo wo mera beta hai aur hamare khandan mai bete ki arthi ko baap kabhi kandha nahi deta aur use ye baat acche se pata hai ki hamare sanskar hi hamare liye sab kuch hai isliye use wapas hamare liye hamare sanskaro ke liye use yahan wapas aana hoga.

Ladies- Hum bhi dekhte hai ki aap log kab tak use jinda rekhte hai ye sirf aap logon ka pyar hai uske liye aur kuch nahi wo bhi ek insan hi hai sab ki tarah koi farista nahi hai wo.

Hame kisi fariste ki jarurat nahi hai wo mera pota hai mera Dr.Ram lal gupta ka.

Dad- Dad aap kab aaye aap to trith yatra pe gaye the na.

Dada ji- Ha gaya tha per mujhe kya pata tha ki tu hamare khandan ke waris ko kuch din bhi mere bina nahi sambhal payega kaisa baap hai tu tujhe to apna beta kehte huwe bhi mujhe sharm aa rahi hai.

Nikki doud ke dada ji ke gale lag gayi plz dada ji bhai ko wapas le aayo mujhe pata hai aap kuch bhi ker sakte ho bhaiya hamesha kehta the ki hamare dadaji jadugar hai unke pass her musibat ka hal hota hai plz dadaji.

Dadaji- Tu chinta kyu ker rahi hai mai hu na mai tere bhai aur apne pote aur teri maa ke bete ko jarur wapas le ke aaunga tu pareshan na ho. Tera ye dada ab budha ho chukka hai bina kisi sahare ke to ye ek kadam bhi aage nahi bad sakta aise mai mujhe tere sahare ki bahut jarurat padegi aur agar aise mai tu hi tut gayi to phir mera kya hoga.

Nikki apne aansu pochte huwe lijiye dada ji mai ab se bilkul bhi nahi royungi hum saath mil ke bhai ko dudenge.

Dadaji- Ye hui na baat ab yahi baat ja ke apni maa ko bhi samja de jaldi se ja aur tum sabhi log kan khol ke sun lo mai apne pote ko bahut jald dhund ke le aayuga wo bhi sahi salamat ab niklo yahan se security.

Security chif- Ji, sir.

Dadaji- Mujhe inn mai se koi bhi mere ghar ke ass-pass bhi nahi dikhna chahiye aur agar ye yahan se 5 min mai na jaye to inhe dhakke mar ke mere ghar se nikal do.

Security chif- Jaisa aap ka hukum.

Dadaji ke itne saff shabdo mai un ka hukum sun ke sabhi wahan se apna munh latka ke jane lage. Dadaji ko ya kisi ko un ke naraaj hone ka koi gum nahi tha kyu ki wo ye baat acchi tarah se jante the ki ye wo makkhiya hai jo bina gud ke reh hi nahi sakti saff shabdo mai kaha jaye to ek no. ke lalchi insane the sabhi aisa nahi tha ki kisi ko iss baat ka pata nahi tha ye baat sabhi jante the ki ye sabhi ek no. ke khudgarz aur lalchi insan hai per wo kehte hai na ki jab insan khus hota hai to use koi cheez itne jaldi pareshan nahi kerti aur jab dukhi hota hai to use ek halki se tees bhi kisi khanjer se huwe jhakam se badi lagti hai.

Mai aap sabhi ko story mai aaye iss naye charter ka intro de deta hu.

Ram lal gupta- Inka pariwar suru se hi bahut sampann raha hai her kisi ne apni jindagi mai ek uncha mukam hasil kiya hai inhone bhi apni jindgi mai bahut kuch hasil kiya inhone apni padayi US se complete ki phir India aa ke inhone PHD ki aur kuch alag kerne ki chah mai army mai bharti ho gaye 10 saal ki service mai 5 promotion ke saath finally inki taang mai goli lagi jis ke baad inhe retayar hona pada per us ke baad bhi inhone har nahi mani aur apni pusto ki jamin pe apna swarg bana dala jis ki detail aap ko aage jake milegi.

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Update 25

Dadaji ke itne saff shabdo mai un ka hukum sun ke sabhi wahan se apna munh latka ke jane lage. Dadaji ko ya kisi ko un ke naraaj hone ka koi gum nahi tha kyu ki wo ye baat acchi tarah se jante the ki ye wo makkhiya hai jo bina gud ke reh hi nahi sakti saff shabdo mai kaha jaye to ek no. ke lalchi insane the sabhi aisa nahi tha ki kisi ko iss baat ka pata nahi tha ye baat sabhi jante the ki ye sabhi ek no. ke khudgarz aur lalchi insan hai per wo kehte hai na ki jab insan khus hota hai to use koi cheez itne jaldi pareshan nahi kerti aur jab dukhi hota hai to use ek halki se tees bhi kisi khanjer se huwejhakam se badi lagti hai.

Ab aage...
Nikki-Dada Ji hum bhai ki photo ko news paper aur news mai de dete hai bade inam ke saath koi na koi to hame batayega hi inam ke lalach mai .

Dadaji-tera idea to accha hai per risk bhi hai ki agar WO kisi galat aadmi ke haath lag gaya to kuch bhi ho shakta hai.

Nikki-to hum kya kare.

Dadaji-tu ruk Maine kuch logo ko bulaya hai .

Tabhi waha 10 se 15 logo ki team aati hai jis ke sabse aage ek 45 se 50 ke ass pass ka shaksh tha Jo un ko lead ker raha tha dekhne mai WO ek videshi lag raha tha.

Wahi aadmi-hello sir mai Thomas hu aapne muje call kiya tha kisi argent kam ke liye.

Dadaji-ha thomas bahut naam suna hai aap ka.itne short notice pe aane ke liye mai aap ka bahut aabhari hu.

Thomas-kaise baat kerte hai sir aap bas kam bataye.

Dadaji-baat aise hai ki ********* aur mai ye chahta hu ki aap use jald se jald dhund de WO bhi sahi salamat.

Thomas-hum aapni taraf se puri koshish karege per es mai bahut kharcha aur aadmi chahiye hoge.

Dadaji-Ye lijiye mere khayal se ye kaffi hoga .aur aadmiwo ki koi kami nahi hai hamare saath pure 36 gauw ke ek ek aadmi aap ki jarurat ke mutabik aap ke pass aa jageya.

Thomas-cheq ko dekhte hi khus ho gaya.ha ye kaffi hai thik hai hum aaj se hi kam suru kerte hai aur muje lagta hai ki hame aapna base yahi banana chahiye.

Dadaji-ha kyu nahi .

Thomas aur us ki team ne hawali ka kaffi bada hissa gher Liya aur aapna setup Karen lage .

Nikki-dadaji mere pass bhi ek idea hai agar hum bhai ko dricet nahi dhund shakte to social media ka istemal kerte hai.

Dadaji-kaise ?

Nikki-Hum ek team banayege aur phir WO team pure desh se un sabhi ka data ikkata karegi Jo aabhi kuch time pehle hi missing huwe hai .uske baad hum ek website creat ker ke un sab ki infomaction us pe daal denge aur saath mai ek contest bhi.

Dadaji-idea to bahut hi accha hai per koi bhi hamari help kyu karega aur contest ki theme kya hogi.

Nikki-hum point system rakhege aur es contest mai hissa lene ke liye hum ek chain system ki theme pe work karege aur her ek gauw ya sahar se jis ke bhi point sabse Jada hoge use hum waha ka leader bana denge aur saath mai tv pe aana cash price aur kai tarah ke inam bhi denge jis se ki Jada se Jada log hum se Jud sake .phir hum stage 2pe unhe missing person ko search kerne ko bolege.aur Jo bhi hame bhai ke bare mai infomaction dega hum us ki ek koi bhi wish puri karege .

Dadaji-bahut hi accha hai sach mai tune to kamal hi ker diya.per es mai bahut time lag jayega na.

Nikki-nahi lagega .hum es ke liye sarkar se media se aur sabhi NGO se help lege rato rat hi ye famous ho jayega.

Dadaji-thik hai tu taiyar ho ke aa phir hum ese pe kam kerte hai aur jara Rohit ko phone ker ke bhi bula le .tum dono tere dad ke saath mil ke es pe aaj se hi kam suru ker do mai sare intzam ker deta hu.

Kuch hi der mai Nikki mai taiyar ho ke aa gayi aur tab tak Rohit bhi aa gaya tha.

Dono ko le ker Ram lal (dada ji ) waha ke ek event company mai pahuch gaye jab Nikki ne unhe aapna plan bataya to un sab ke muh khule ke khule reh gaye kyu ki Aisa kabhi kisi ne socha na tha .(nikki ne ye nahi bataya ki ye sab kyu kiya ja raha hai ya es ke peeche maksed kya hai )

Event manager-Ye to bahut hi shandar idea hai waise to aap ne sab kuch soch hi liya hai.bas mai es mai kuch cheeze add kerna chahuga .

Rohit-wo baad mai dekhge hame kisi bhi kimat pe kal tak website online kerni hai .

Event manager-Per ye kaise munkin hai itni jaldi hame sponcer'Data aur permission kha se milegi.

Nikki-mere pass aap ke es problem ka 100%soluction hai .

Event manager-kya?

Nikki-es website ko banane ka totaly kharch hamari company uthayegi .aur Data aur permission aap mere dadaji pe chod de kal subah tak aap ko aap ka data mil jayega .

Event manager-per phir bhi es mai kaffi man power lagegi aur abhi hamare pass utni nahi hai.

Rohit-Es website se hone wali income ka 50%profit aap ki company ko diya jayega aane wale pure 1saal tak .aur ye hi nahi agar hame lose huwa to WO totally hamara hoga .aur aap ko aap ki lagat ka 110% de diya jayega.

Event manager-aap ke diye huwe time se pehle hi website online ho jayegi .

Dadaji-good hamara wakil aap ke pass kuch der mai contract le ke aa jayega .aap use bata dijiyega ki aap ko kis kis kam ke liye govt.se apporvale chahiye to clear kera dega.aur ek most important baat ki ye side 24 hours online rahegi aur work karegi .aur Nikki aur Rohit aap ki team ko lead karege sabhi vibhag mai .day mai nikki aur night mai Rohit koi problem .

Event manager-koi problem nahi hai sir jaisa aap chahe waisa hi hoga .aab muje jana hoga samay kam hai aur kam bahut Jada .

Dadaji-gud ye lijiye (ek cheq dete huwe) ye aap ki help karega.

Event manager -bilkul sahi kha aap ne bahut madad karega ye hame .

Us ke baad hum ghar aa gaye Rohit aapne end se koshish karne ke liye chala gaya aur nikki aapni mom ko shant kerne ke liye.wahi Dadaji thomas ke saath baat karne lage .

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Update 26

Uske baad hum ghar aa gaye rohit apne end se koshish karne ke liye chala gaya aur nikki apni mom ko shant kerne ke liye. Wahin dadaji thomas ke saath baat karne lage.

Ab Aage...
Idhar subah meri need doc. ke aane pe hi khuli wo mera routine checkup ke liye aaya tha.

Doctor- To young boy ab kaisa lag raha hai.

Mai- Ab to bilkul fit hu sir dard bhi nahi hai.

Doctor- Tum jaise patient ho to hum jaise doc.to bhuke marne lagenge.

Doc. ki iss baat pe hum dono hi hasne lage. Phir usne mera checkup kiya aur ghar jane ki permission de di per kaffi sari dawaiwo aur hidayto ke saath.

Komal- Ye sab tumhare zid ka natija hai.

Mai- Ab maine kya kiya.

Komal- Tum ne hi kisi tote ki tarah rat laga rakhi hai thi ki ghar jana hai isliye maine doc. ko badi mushkil se convince kiya hai.

Mai- Aap to great ho thanks.

Komal- Chal tu fresh ho ja tab tak mai baki ki formalti complete ker deti hu.

Phir hum wahan se ghar ke liye nikal pade hum ne ek taxi ki aur chal pade. Dard to ab bhi jaanlewa hi ho raha tha per mai ye baat komal pe jahir nahi hone dena chahta tha kyunki agar use laga ki mujhe ab bhi jyada problem hai to wo shayad dobara hospital mai le jaye jis ke liye mai bilkul taiyaar nahi tha aisa nahi tha ki mujhe dard mai rehna pasand tha per asal mai aap sabhi ko pata hai ki private clinic aur hospital mai bill kitna banta hai aur komal pehle hi mere upper bahut kharcha ker chuki thi usi ne sare bill clear kiye thi kyunki mere pass to futi kodi nahi thi isiliye mai wahan se jald se jald aana chahta tha khair issi tarah hum ghar pahuch gaye ek bar phir komal ne hi taxi ka bill pay kiya aur maine sharm se apni garden nicche jhuka le.

Komal- Tum yahan ruko mai keys se ke aati hu.

Maine haa mai garden hilake use jane ko bol diya wo jaise hi wahan se gayi meri himmat ne mera jabab de diya aur mai wahin lagbhag gir pada aur mere aankho se aansu nikalne lage dard ke karan kyu ki mai chila to sakta nahi tha phir bhi maine khud ko normal kerne ki koshish ki aur wahin jamin pe baith gaya.

Komal- Tum neeche kyu baithe ho.

Mai- Kuch nahi bas thoda chakker aa raha tha isliye neeche baith gaya.

Komal- Ok, chalo ander chalte hai (komal ne mujhe apne sahare se ghar ke ander le gayi aur mujhe mere bister pe lita diya)

Komal- Maine kaha tha na ki hame abhi kuch din aur wahan rehna chahiye tha.

Mai- Nahi sab thik hai bas thodi se kamzori hai jo jald hi thik ho jayegi.

Komal- Ok, ye rahi tumhari dawaiya waise to mai time time pe aa ke tumhe dawa deti rahungi per phir ye green wali pain kiler hai jab bhi dard ho ek le lena ab tum aaram karo tab tak mai ghar ka kaam ker deti hu.

Mai- Aap kyu pareshan ho rahi hai mai khud ker lunga aap ne jitna mere liye kiya hai utna kaun kerta hai aaj ki date mai.

Komal- Lagta hai tere dimag pe bhi chot lagi hai aunty tujhe mere bharose pe chod gayi hai ab chup chap apna muh band ker aur aaram ker mai khana bana ke tujhe uthati hu.

Ab mere pass bolne ko kuch nahi bacha tha to maine apni bhalayi apna chota sa muh band kerne mai hi samjhi aur sone ki koshish kerne laga. Komal ne mera phone bhi le liya taki koi mujhe disturb na ker sake.

Back to delhi (kuch din pehle)...
Nikki, rohit, dad aur koi 15 se 16 log ek hall mai baithe kisi ka intzaar ker rahe the ki tabhi samne ka gate open huwa aur dadaji aur thomas ander aaye.

Dadaji- Sabse pehle mai aap sabhi se late hone ke liye maffi chahuga aur dusri most important baat mai aap sabhi ko aapki team ke ek new member se milwana chahunga ye thomas hai aur ye aap ko har tarah ki madad karenge jahan bhi aap ko koi problem aati hai aap inse kahenge aage ka kam inka mujhe vishwash hai ki ye aap ki problem ko kam samay me solve ker denge.

Thomas- Hello everyone jaise ki aap ko gupta ji ne bata hi diya hai ki mai aap ki her tarah ki help ke liye 24 hours avialble rahunga per phir bhi kam to aap logon ko hi kerna hai mujhe pata hai ye kam itna bhi aasan nahi hai iss liye gupta ji ne aap sabhi ke liye kuch socha hai mujhe umeed hai aap sabhi ko pasand aayega.

Dadaji- Thanks thomas, to maine ye socha hai ki agar aap sabhi hamari iss kam mai dil se madad kerte hai to aap logon ko kuch inam bhi milna chahiye iss ke liye mai aap sabhi 15 members ke naam iss website se hone wali income ka 25% profit pure ek saal tak dene ka promise kerta hu.

Dadaji ke iss elaan se wahan baithe sabhi ke muh khule ke khule reh gaye sabhi aapas mai baat cheet kerne lage kyunki kisi ne kabhi socha bhi nahi tha ki koi unhe aise offer bhi de sakta hai kyu ki 25% profit ka seedha sa matlab tha ki har ek ko kam se kam ***** ka share milna tay tha.

Dadaji- Yahi nahi aap sabhi ko ye jaan ke khusi hogi ki hame abhi se hume India mai teen sabse jyada advertisement mai invest kerne wali companys se unki add ke liye offer aa chuke hai aur central gov. ne iss site ko all over India free kerne ka faisla kiya hai kisi bhi network pe ye hamare liye ek aur khushi ki baat hai to kya aap sab hamare saath hai.

Sabhi ek saath ji sir hum sabhi aap ke saath hai.

Dadaji- Good to ab mujhe puri umeed hai ki jis kaam ke liye ye website maine create ki hai wo jald hi ho jayega aur hum agli metting mai iss baat pe discuss ker rahe honge ki iss ko all over the world mai kaise suru kiya jaye.

Meeting khatam hote hi wo sare member ek ek karke wahan se chale gaye unke jane ke baad kuch aur log wahan aa gaye.

Dadaji- Aap sabhi ko yahan bulane ka sirf mera ek hi maksad hai ki aap ko ek behter kal ki umeed de saku. Aap sabhi ko itna to pata hi hoga ki ye company ek new website launch ker rahi hai.

Ek aadmi- Ji kuch bada hone wala hai bas ye hi pata hai ye website ke bare mai hum ko nahi pata hamara kam to bas saff safayi ka hai jo hum kiya kerte hai.

Dadaji- Thik hai to mai seedhe sabdo mai aap sabhi ko ye batana chahunga ki aaj se aap sabhi ki sallery double aur aap sabhi ko iss company mai permanent ker diya gaya hai.

Sabhi dadaji ki baat sun ke khus ho gaye.

Dadaji- Bas aap sabhi ko abhi kuch din tak bahut dhayan se aur lagatar kam kerne pad sakta hai to aap mai se kisi ko koi problem to nahi hai na.

Sabhi ne na mai apni garden hilayi. Good to ab aap sabhi ja sakte hai. Tabhi wo sab bhi wahan se chale gaye ab wahan pe dad, nikki, rohit, thomas aur dadaji hi bacche the dadaji ne ishaare se rohit ko gate lock kerne ko bola rohit gate lock ker ke apni seat pe wapas baith gaya.

Dadaji- To ab asli baat cheet suru kerte hai...

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Update 27

Sabhi ne na mai apni garden hilayi. Good to ab aap sabhi ja sakte hai. Tabhi wo sab bhi wahan se chale gaye ab wahan pe dad, nikki, rohit, thomas aur dadaji hi bacche the dadaji ne ishaare se rohit ko gate lock kerne ko bola rohit gate lock ker ke apni seat pe wapas baith gaya.

Dadaji- To ab asli baat cheet suru kerte hai...

Ab aage...
Dadaji- To nikki beta ye sab to thik hai per iss mai to kaffi time lagega kyunki data lakho mai mila hai hame to agar use her ek user dekh bhi leta hai to yaad rekhna mumkin nahi hai.

Nikki- Maine wo bhi soch liya hai dadaji hum weekly ek bonus scheme chalayenge jis mai hum sirf haal hi gum shuda huye longo ki deatil denge jis mai hum bhai ki pic to real denge per baki ke detail fake.

Rohit- Usse kya hoga.

Thomas- Usse hoga ye ki jo log iss concept mai intersted hai wo bonus paney ke liye sirf hamare diye huwe kuch special person pe hi focus karenge.

Nikki- Right sir.

Dadaji- Per hame aman ko har bar bonus scheme mai rekhna hoga per us mai ek problem ye hai ki hum apni team se kya kahenge.

Rohit- Simple hai dadaji hum apni team se ye kahenge ki ye kuch special case hai jo hame iss website pe alag se funding ker rahe hai simple iss jabab ke baad sabhi ke muh band ho jayenge aur agar hum kisi ko sach mai dhund lete hai to uske gharwale khusi khusi hame kuch ka kuch fund to denge hi.

Thomas- Rohit bilkul sahi hai.

Dadaji- To phir lag jawo apne-apne kam pe.

Nikki- Thomas uncle kya aise bhi ho sakta hai ki hum apni website ko fb, whatsapp, gmail, yahoo aur twitter jaise site se join karle.

Thomas- Bilkul infact ye to bahut accha idea hai logon ko deatil share kerne mai koi problem bhi nahi hogi hum uspe bhi kuch points rekh dete hai fb aur twitter to hum mannage ker sakte hai per gmail aur yahoo jaise mailling site ko mannage kerna aasan nahi hoga.

Rohit- To iske liye hum ye niyam bana dete hai ki jo bhi mail ke jariye detail share kerta hai wo hame cc mai rake jis se hum us ko track kar sake.

Thomas- Good idea.

Dadaji- Per hum aman ki detail 15 days ke baad denge taki kisi bhi praker ki koi galti ki gunzaish na rahe aur tab tak hame apni site ka response bhi pata chal jayega.

Sabhi dadaji ki iss baat se sehmat huwe phir aise hi kuch aur baat cheet ke baad wo log wahan se chale gaye.

Idhar mujhe raat mai komal ne hi utha ke dinner karaya aur phir dawa de ke sula diya. Next morning mai kaffi accha feel ker raha tha aur colege jane ko 75% fit tha.

Komal- Ab kaise tabiyat hai tumhari.

Mai- Aap bahut acchi doc. banogi dekho do din mai hi kitna fit ker diya mujhe aaj college jane ka vichar hai.

Komal- Meri mano to aaj aur rest karlo.

Mai- Thik hu mai.

Komal- Ok, mai 10 min mai taiyaar ho ke aati hu mai bhi aaj se tumhare saath hi chalungi.

Mai- 10 min kaffi hai taiyaar hone ke liye.

Komal- Kyun?

Mai- Nahi wo kya hai na ki maine suna hai ki ladkiya taiyaar hone mai pure 2 se 24 ghante tak laga deti hai phir bhi...

Komal mujhe ghurne lagi jaise mujhe kaccha hi kha jayegi. Mai to itna dar gaya ki aage ki baat muh se bahar hi nahi aa payi. Maine apne ghar ka gate lock ker diya aur komal ka wait kerne laga koi 15 min mai komal aa gayi kya gajab ki laga rahi thi usne iss samay ek patiyala suit salwar pehan rakha hai koi makeup nahi bilkul sadgi aur khubsurti ki murat lag rahi thi iss samay wo. Mai to apna muh fade bas unhe hi dekhe ja raha tha aaj samajh mai aaya ki wo sabhi ladko ki dil ke rani kyu hai.

Komal- Kahan kho gaya tu.

Mai- Aap to kamal ki lag rahi hai bahut hi khubsurat mujhe aap ke saath nahi jana aap ko mere saath dekh ke aadhe college ke ladke meri jaan ke dushman ban jayenge.

Komal ne pyar se mere peeth pe do ghusse mar diye.

Komal- Chal ab noutanki band ker aur chal college ke liye mai late ho rahi hu.

Mai- Mai bhi usi college mai padhta hu aur phir hum nikal pade college ke liye.

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Update 28

Mai- Aap to kamal ki lag rahi hai bahut hi khubsurat mujhe aap ke saath nahi jana aap ko mere saath dekh ke aadhe college ke ladke meri jaan ke dushman ban jayenge.

Komal ne pyar se mere peeth pe do ghusse mar diye.

Komal- Chal ab noutanki band ker aur chal college ke liye mai late ho rahi hu.

Mai- Mai bhi usi college mai padhta hu aur phir hum nikal pade college ke liye.

Ab aage...
Komal- Waise mai itni bhi khubsurat nahi hu.

Mai- To aap merepe line mar rahi hai.

Komal ne meri baat ka jabab mere peeth ko diya aur do char rekh ke diye jabardast wale.

Mai- Mai to majak ker raha tha yar ab to hum friends hai na to ye sab to chalta rehta hai waise ha tum bahut khubsurat ho.

Komal- Lagta hai abhi college ka tour thik se kiya nahi hai tune yahan desh videsh ki khubsurati hai.

Mai- Hogi per jo khubsurti tum mai hai wo her kisi mai kahan.

Komal- Kyu?

Mai- Ab to hamare saath hi ho sab jaan jawogi.

Aise hi hasi majak kerte kerte kab hum college pahunch gaye pata hi nahi chala.

Sab mujhe aise ghur rahe the jaise ki bhoot dekh liya ho maine bhi sab ko ignore kiya aur bike park karke classroom nahi canteen ki taraf chal pada. Meri umeed ke mutabik sala rg aur aryan yahan pe mobile mai bf dekh rahe the sale tharki.

Mai- Tum log yahan padne ke liye aate ho ya bf dekhne ke liye.

Raj- Nahi bhai ye bf nahi dekh raha ek new website aayi hai jis mai kamal ka 
concept chal raha hai usi mai register ker rahe hai meri mano to aap bhi kardo.

Mai- Oh, to aap bhi yahin ho iss desh ka kya hoga.

Raj- Kuch kaha kya aapne.

Mai- Nahi la dikha mai dekhta hu ki kya hai ye.

Maine ek dam se rg ke haath se mobile le liya aur dekhne laga tab tak mujhe pata hi nahi chala ki hamre table ke ass pass itni bheed lag gayi thi maine jaise dekha to lagbhag sare student hamare table ke ass pass khade the.

Mai- Ab tum sab ko kya chahiye.

Ladka 1- Bhai link chahiye tha mujhe iss website ka mil hi nahi raha.

Mai- Good sabhi apni-apni mail id mujhe likh ke do sab ko forward kerta hu ek page pe sab ne apni-apni mail id likh ke mujhe de di.

Mai- Good job ab jawo maze karo thodi der mai mil jayega sab ko link aur dekho be sab usi se register kerna.

Sabhi apni garden haa mai hilate huwe waha se jane lage ye to sala mera rob ho gaya iss college mai annu darling ko thanks bolna padega ab nahi to bura maan jayegi aakhir ye sab usi ka kiya dhara hai. [img]/images/smilies/icon10.gif[/img]

Rg- Kaminey kya soch raha hai jaldi ker mera net pack khatam ho raha hai.

Mai- Ha ker raha hu na jab dekho tab rota rehta hai. Maine register karke sab ko link mail ker diya.

Mai- Le aur sun tere ko bhi mail kiya hai usi link se register kariwo nahi to..?

Rg- Nahi to kya haa.

Mai- Nahi to dusri se ker liyo apna kya jata hai aur aryan tune register ker liya.

Aryan- Nahi abhi tak nahi sab fek hai yar ye.

Mai- Sale govt. of India se approval mila huwa ha tum jaise ne hi hum jaise brilliant student ko badnam ker rakha hai chup chap se register ker de nahi to tera to kam ker dunga mai. Tabhi kisi ne peeche se mere kandhe pe haath rekha.

Mai- How r u.

Raj- Bhai who r u bolte hai.

Mai- Tu sale side mai aa tujhe mai english ki coaching deta hu aabe mujhe pata hai kya bolte hai mai ankur mahan hu samjha.

Rg- Ankur ye pravin hai issi ne us din victor ko sabak sikhaya tha.

Mai- Hello bro yaar rmai to tumhara fan ho gaya issi khusi mai aaj party to banti hai Rg ja order le ke aa.

Aryan- Rg mere liye********bas itna hi.

Raj- Rg bhai mere liye******bas.

Mai- Mere liye dono ka total order wo kya hai na aaj kal mai thoda dieting pe hu.

Pravin- Mere liye sirf coffee.

Rg- Salo mujhe order pe order diye ja rahe ho mai kya tumhe waiter dikh raha hu aur bill kya tumhare papaji bharege.

Mai- Yaar ro mat mujhe pata hai kal tere account mai paise aa gaye hai to sale aaj tu hum logo ko ek choti se treat bhi nahi de sakta.

Pravin- Chalo koi nahi aaj ki treat meri tarf se.

Rg- Mere liye******** aur ha kuch peeneke liye bhi.

Mai- Aa gaya na apni aukat pe sala bhukhad kanjus kamina nautankibaaj.

RG- Aur kuch baccha hai.

Mai- Nahi baki ka treat ke baad ja pravin ki help ker. Arayn tujhe kya huwa tu kyu itna khamosh hai.

Raj- Bhai lagta hai kal isne shaturghan sinha ki movie kuch jyada hi dekh li.

Aryan- Yaar mere ghar ke halat kuch thik nahi hai samajh nahi aa raha ki kya karun.

Mai- Mai samaj sakta hu tu tension na le kuch sochte hai yaar mujhe teri baat se yaad aaya mujhe to reet ko pick karne jana tha shit yar ab to kaffi late ho gaya.

Aryan- Koi nahi wo kal bhi nahi aayegi sunne mai aaya hai ki us ki tabiyat kharab hai do char din ke baad hi aayegi wo.

Mai- Chal ye bhi thik hai nahi to meri salary kat jati chal aaj jata hu uske pass dekhta hu jinda he ya mar gayi.

Tabhi hamara order aa gaya aur hum saath janmo ke bhukad ke tarah uspe toot pade aur kuch samay baad wahan sirf khane peene ki chejo ke avshesh hi bacche the. [img]/images/smilies/icon10.gif[/img]

Pravin- Chalo mai chalta hu dosto baad mai milta hu.

Mai- Raj tu aaj yahan kya ker raha hai pehle to tujhe yaha nahi dekha.

Raj- Bhai pehle senior se dar lagta per aab to.

Rg- Tu tension na le mai hu mai sab sambhal lunga.

Aryan- Apni cahddi to bacchti nahi hai aur dusro ki bacchane ki baat kerte ho. Aryan ki baat pe hum sabhi hasne lage.

Rg- Ankur tu to most popular ho gaya yar fb pe 45 ladkiyo ki friend request aayi hai.

Mai- Oh teri, ek min. tere ko mera user id aur password kaise malum.

Rg-[img]/images/smilies/icon10.gif[/img] Wo banayi to maine hi thi na.

Mai- Laa dikha to kaun kaun hai.

RG- Saara A one maal hai ek bhi pat gayi to teri life set hai.

Mai- Chal be chodna I like xossip more then girls.

RG- Ye dailouge kahi suna huwa lagta hai.

Mai- (Agar sale ko pata chal gaya ki ye to gyani bhai ka dialogue hai to ye to muje apne tano se hi mar dega) abe aapne chote se dimag pe jyada jor mat dal aur ye bata ki wo bike kahan hai.

Rg- Kaun si.

Mai- Saale ***** jo tere ko kaha tha ki reet ke ghar pe chod de.

Rg- Oh, wo wali wo parking mai hi hai.

Mai- Saale ek kam nahi hota tere se.

RG- Abe mai to le ke gaya tha par reet ne hi wapas bhej diya ki jo leke gaya tha wahi wapas layega.

Mai- Ab ye kya chakker hai ja keys de mai dekhata hu.

Maine raj ko apne saath liya aur reet ke ghar ki taraf ko nikal gaya bina kuch soche samjhe bina ye jane ki koi mera peecha bhi ker sakta hai.

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Update 29

Maine raj ko apne saath liya aur reet ke ghar ki taraf ko nikal gaya bina kuch soche samjhe bina ye jane ki koi mera peecha bhi ker sakta hai.

Ab aage...
Mai jaise hi apni darling ke pass pahuncha mere to sare gum hi dur ho gaye mai use kiss hi kerne wala tha ki last time ki yaad aate hi ruk gaya.

Raj- Bhai ye kaun se bike hai kis ki hai.

Mai- Abe chup ker ye meri janebhar janejigar hai chal baith tujhe iski power dikhata hu.

Raj- Bhai maan gaye jabardast bike hai per mujhe ek dout hai pucchu kya.

Mai- Chal tu bhi kya yaad karega pucch.

Raj- Bhai aaj mere ko kaise laaye Rg ko chod ker mera matlab ki waise to aap rg ya Aryan ko le jate hai na isiliye.

Mai- Jo kam tu ker sakta hai wo un dono ke bas ki baat nahi tu kamal hai yaar.

Raj- Bhai mujhe to dar lag raha hai.

Mai- Tujhe darna bhi chahiye.

Raj- Kuch kaha kya.

Mai- Nahi kuch nahi bas tu aaram se baith.

Hum log jald hi reet ke ghar pe pahunch gaye shayad mere mahanta ke kisse yahan bhi mashur ho gaye hai isliye security wale ne bhi mujhe nahi roka.

Raj- Bhai ye to badi top hai.

Mai- Sambhal ke chalti bhi hai bach ke.

Maine wahan kam ker rahi maid se reet ko bulane ko bola aur wahin hall mai baith gaye kuch der mai reet apne room se bahar aayi aur saath mai lal mirchi bhi saath layi.

Annu- Yahan kya lene aaye ho.

Mai- Raj tere se lal mirch kuch pucch rahi hai jabab de.

Raj- Ji wo ankur bhai saath laye hai.

Annu- You tum apne aap ko samajhte kya ho mai tum se baat ker rahi hu.

Mai- Reet ye rahi tumhari bike ki keys aur bike maine parking mai khadi ker de hai bata do ki college kab se jaana hai mai aa jayunga.

Annu- Reet iss bastard ko bol do ki hame iski koi jarurat nahi hai ye jaa sakta hai.

Reet- Kal se mai dobara college join kerna chahti hu tum kal se dobara aa sakte ho.

Annu- Reet tu pagal ho gayi hai kya.

Mai- Thik hai kal milte hai.

Annu- Tujhe aane ki koi jarurart nahi hai samjha nikal yahan se nahi to tujhe yahan aane pe hi pachtawa hoga samjha.

Mai- Laal mirch tujhe ab tak sabak nahi mila hai na.

Annu- Tu us din bach gaya kyu ki wo kamina prince beech mai aa gaya.

Mai- Abhi tune aur tere us dharti ke bhoj ne mere dosto ki kamina panti dekhi kahan hai.

Annu- Tujhe to mai jinda nahi chodungi.

Mai- Banda hajir hai laal mirch.

Meri baate sun ke reet aur raj dono ki hasi chut gayi annu ka para aur chad gaya.

Annu- Reet mujhe tere se ye umeed nahi thi tu isse abhi naukari se nikal de nahi to mai...

Mai- Reet tumhe apni best friend ki baat ko manna chahiye.

Reet- Mmai koi choti bacchi nahi hu jo mujhe koi bataye ki mujhe kya kerna hai aur kya nahi pehle hi maine iski dosti ke khatir galat kam mai iska saath diya ab mai dobara se iska saath de ke ker mai isse badawa nahi dena chahti.

Annu- Tujhe kya lagta hai wo mai tere bina nahi ker sakti thi.

Reet- Bilkul ker sakti thi kyu ki jab khud koi marna chah raha ho to koi kya ker sakta hai per kam se kam tu mera istemal to nahi kerti.

Mai- Apni keys sambalo mai chalta hu kal time pe aa jayunga mujhe tumhare iss bachkane natak ka hissa nahi banna.

Reet- Tumhare kehne ka matlab kya hai ki hum natak ker rahe hai.

Mai- Mai sirf apne kam se kam rekhta hu ab jo annu ne mere saath kiya uske baad mujhe itna to samajh mai aa hi gaya hai ki dosti sirf apne barabar walo mai ki jati hai aur mai raj ko wahan se lekar nikal gaya peeche se reet kuch bolti rahi per maine uski bato ko ignore kerte huwe aage bad gaya.

Raj- Bhai mujhe abhi tak samajh nahi aaya ki aap mujhe apne saath kyu laye hai.

Mai- Bahar chal samajh jayega.

Hum dono jaise hi main gate ke bahar pahunche ki wahan do gaddiya aa ke ruki un mai se victor ke dost bahar nikle sabhi ko to nahi per lucky ko mai jaanta tha.

Raj- Aaj to bahut padne wali hai pehle pata hota to aata hi nahi.

Mai- Tu tension na le aa chal dekhte hai.

Lucky- Tu soch raha hoga ki mai yahan kaise kyun.

Mai- Pagal hai kya tujhe annu ne bulaya hai aur phir tera ye chamcha (unhi mai se ek ladka) hamara peecha bhi to ker raha tha.

Lucky- Tera jaisa bewakoof maine aaj tak nahi dekha jab tujhe sab pata tha to bhaaga kyu nahi.

Mai- Abe ghuchu m****** mai mahan hu tujhe sirf ye pata hai ki ab tak kya huwa mujhe ye bhi pata hai ki aage kya hone waala hai.

Lucky- Aage kya hoga mai teri ek ek haddiya gin gin ke todunga.

Mai- Aur uske baad.

Luck- Uske baad kuch nahi.

Mai- Chal mai tere ko ag style mai samjhata hu tu aur tere dost yahan mere ko marenge sahi hai.

Lucky- Sahi hai.

Mai- Per tum mujhe jaan se nahi maroge ye bhi sahi hai.

Meri iss baat se wo sab ghabra gaye shayad unhe laga tha ki mai itne ladko ko apne samne dekh ker ghabra jayuga bhagne ki koshish karunga per yahan to mai ek se bad ker ek shandar dialogue chipka raha tha.

Mai- Dar mat mai tujhe aasan shabdo mai samjhata hu. Tum sab mujhe yahan maar ke bhag jawoge phir mere dosto aur fans ko pata chalega to wo sabhi tumhe chun chun ke sabak sikhayenge kyunki jab victor ko hi nahi choda tum kis jhatt ke ball ho phir meri bari aayegi aur mera pata nahi mai kitne round tak batting karu.

Lucky- (Ghabrate aur haklate huwe)tu mujhe dara nahi sakta samjha waise bhi tu inn mai se kisi ko nahi janta.

Mai- Oh, teri so sad yar tab to tu pure saal bajega kyunki mere fans hai hi itne ye mahan hona bhi koi asaan kam nahi hai. Chal suru ho ja isse pehle ki mere dost yahan aaye tu apna kam ker ke nikal le kyunki raj ne text to ker hi diya hoga sabhi ko.

Raj- Bhai hostel se 500 ladke aa rahe hai aur kuch aryan bhai ke saath bhi 15 se 20 mint mai aa jayenge sabhi.

Mai- Lucky jyada samay nahi hai tere pass suru ho ja.

Lucky apne dosto ko aise dekhne laga jaise puch raha ho ki ab kya karen.

Ladka 1- Bhai mai to wapas ja raha hu prince bhai sach mai iske support mai hai jiska sidha matlab hai ki aadha hostel iske saath hai to agar isne apni kahi baat ka 10% bhi ker diya to mera career barbad ho jayega.

Lucky- Abe dar mat victor bhai hai apne saath.

Ladka 2- Agar victor bhai sach mai apne saath hai to yahan kyun nahi hai.

Lucky- Abe bhool gaya wo hospital mai hai.

Ladka 3- Wo to sirf ek bahana ha mai bhi tha party mai victor bhai ko sirf do char thappad hi pade the jab ki iski halat kharab thi tab bhi ye yahan hai aur victor hospital mai sab samajh aa raha hai mujhe wo sirf apna kam niklwana chahte hai humse baad mai unhe hum se koi matlab nahi hoga mai to wapas ja raha hu sorry ankur mai to bas iski baato mai aa gaya tha.

Lucky- Darpok namak-haram daru pitte waqt to victor bhai mai aapke liye apni jaan bhi de dunga aur ab gaand se dhuwa nikal raha hai.

Ladka 1- Victor koi free mai hum pe kharcha nahi kerta hum ne bhi bahut kuch kiya hai uske liye aur sun ja ke bol de victor ko ki mai aaj se uske saath nahi hu aur wo wahan se jane laga usko dekh ke sabhi uske peeche ho liye ab wahan pe sirf mai raj aur lucky hi the...

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Ladka 1- Victor koi free mai hum pe kharcha nahi kerta hum ne bhi bahut kuch kiya hai uske liye aur sun ja ke bol de victor ko ki mai aaj se uske saath nahi hu aur wo wahan se jane laga usko dekh ke sabhi uske peeche ho liye ab wahan pe sirf mai raj aur lucky hi the...

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Ha to lucky chal ab mardo wali baat karte hai tu yahi pittega ya kahi aur ja ke.

Raj- Bhai thoda aaram se kahi pant mai susu na karde. [img]/images/smilies/icon10.gif[/img]

Raj ki iss baat pe hum dono apni 32 si dikhane lage.

Mai- Chal us lal mirch ko phone mila aur bata ki kaam ho gaya.

Meri baat sun ke lucky mujhe aise guurne laga jaise ki maine usse uska balatkar karne ke liye hi permission maang li ho.

Mai- Dekh tujhe pata hona chahiye ki mai ek engineer hu aur her engineer ki tarah mere dimag mai bhi her sec ek naya idea aata hai to soch le kya kerna hai. Mera daialouge kam ker gaya usne jaldi se phone nikala aur lal mirch (annu) ko phone karke bol diya ki kaam ho gaya.

Mai- To chal walk pe chalte hai tere se bahut baat kerni hai apne ko.

Lucky- Mujhe jaane do nahi to accha nahi hoga.

Mai- Tujhe pyar hajam nahi hota na aur tadakkkkkk samajh lo ki ye aawaj kiski thi [img]/images/smilies/icon10.gif[/img] uske honth fat gaye aur gaal pe mera pura panja chap gaya.

Mai- Ha to hum kaha the.

Raj- Iski gaand marne wale the.

Mai- Ha waha us diwar ke peeche sahi rahega tabhi mujhe yaad aaya mai to gay nahi hu phir mere jaisa mahan aisa galat dialogue kaise mar sakta hai aur mai flashback mai chala gaya tab jaake pata chala ki ye to susre raj ki karastani hai.

Maine jaise hi palat ke dekha to raj to apni 32 si dikha raha tha wahi lucky ke chahre ke rang ude huwe the.

Mai- Ha to lucky raj ke saath jayega ya mere.

Lucky- Bhai mujhe maff kardo aaj ke baad aap ke rashte mai kabhi nahi aayunga.

Mai- Jab hum tujhe us kabil chodege tabhi na huhahahaha (ye sale filmo mai villain has kaise lete hai mera to gala hi jam ho jayega).

Lucky lagbhag gidgidate huwe bhai plz maff ker do nahi to mai kisi ko muh dikhane layak nahi rahunga.

Mai- Chal maff kiya tu bhi kya yaad karega kis mahan se palla pada hai per teri itni acchi body hai photoshoot to banta hai yaar. Meri baat sunke lucky ko kato to khun nahi (ye kahawat hai kisne likhi pata nahi [img]/images/smilies/icon10.gif[/img]) jaise halat ho gayi apna thok apne gale se neeche gatakte huwe wo sirf nahi hi bol saka. Dekh tere pass jyada time nahi hai mere dost kabhi bhi aate hoge aage teri marzi.

Lucky mere samne rone laga aur maffi mange laga ek baar to dil ne kha ki chod du per phir yaad aaya ki iss baar mai akele nahi hu agar isse sabak nahi mila to shayad aagli baar ye raj ko bhi target ker sakta hai.

Mai raaj ko kya kerna hai ye bata ke waha se kuch duri pe ek band gali mai bhej diya aur khud gali pe khada ho ke chokidari kerne laga .

Sala kya time aa gaya hai es desh ke hone wale P.M ko chokidari kerni pad rahi hai .karib 20 mint baad dono wapas aaye to jaha raaj ke chehre ke khusi dekhne layak thi wahi lucky [img]/images/smilies/loadstears.gif[/img] rone wali shakal ke saath tha.

Mai-to lucky enjoy kiya ki nahi .

Koi reply nahi lucky ki taraf se .Maine raj se isare se puccha ki kam ho gaya ki nahi .

Raj-1st class photoshoot huwa hai.

Mai-good .ha to lucky aap ki ye photoshoot wali baat hamare beech hi rahegi per us ke liye aap ko es ki kimat deni hogi.

Lucky-bhai mai ek middile family se hu mai tere ko paise nahi de shakta.

Mai-Yar tune to dil tod diya.muje paise nahi chahiye muje bas victor ke galat kamo ki jaamkari chahiye.jaise ki Maine suna hai ki usne college ki bahut se ladkiyo ke MMS bana ke rakhe huwe hai aur bhi bahut kuch.

Lucky-mai aap ko sab kuch bata dunga per plz ye pic aur video delete ker do .

Mai-tu tension na le muje bhi tuje famous kerne ka shok nahi hai ye teri aamanat hai mere pass ek din tuje jarur mil jayegi.per aaj nahi chal aab nikal yaha se wo sab aate hi hoge.

Lucky waha se kisi kaid se ajad huwe chuhe ki tarah aapne sir pe pair rekh ke bhaga .us ke jane ke baad mai raj se mobile le ker us ki sari pic aur video delete ker de.

Raj-ye kya kiya bhai aab hum use kaise hendel karege.

Mai-us ko uska sabak mil gaya aur use kya pata ki Maine pic rekhi hai ya delete ker de .

Raj-bhai phir bhi muje lagta hai ki aap ne jaldi ki.

Mai-agar wo pic ya video kisi ke haath lag jati to us ki jindgi barbad ho jati tu ye bhi to samaj .

Raj-bhai maan gaye aap ko WO aap ko marne aaya tha phir bhi aap.

Mai-Mera ek hi rule hai insane galat nahi hota sangat ya halat use galat bana dete hai .chal chod aur chal chalte hai yaha se aur yaha kya huwa kisi ko kuch mat batayiwo.

Raj-bhai ek last question .muje hi kyu laye the aap aaj .aur aab jayege kaise bus stop bhi 3kilometter dur hai yaha se .

Mai-Pehli baat ki RG thoda jada emotional hai wo aata to mai itne dailouge bazi nahi ker pata na ander aur na yaha .natiza hum dono hospital mai hote .

Raj-to aap ko pata tha ki ye sab aap ke peeche hai 

Mai-abe ghouchu kabhi dimag bhi use ker liya ker reet ka rg ko bike ye keh ke Jo le gaya tha wahi le ke aayega ka seedha matlab tha ki koi na koi khicdi pak rahi thi us ke dinag mai mai koi us ka lover thode na hu jo mai hi bike wapas layuga.mera shak tab yakin mai badal gaya jab Maine us ladke ko hum logo ko lagatar follow kerte huwe dekha tune shayad dhayan na diya ho WO mere saath hi canteen mai aaya tha.

Raj-chalo ye accha hai aap ne sab pehle hi soch rekha tha nahi to dikkat ho jati.

Mai-abe mai mahan hu aanteeyami nahi.tuje to mai bali ke bakre ke rup mai laya tha ki agar mamla bigda to tuje aage ker ke kat lunga.[img]/images/smilies/icon10.gif[/img]

Meri baat sun ke raaj ka muh khula ka khula reh gaya WO muje aakhe fad fad ke dekhne laga .

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