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Main dekhya k ehe koi hor nhi saggo kishan hi a ajehne meri rabb vrgi maa nu koddi kitta hoya c te lunn dhakkan jaa reha c jo ohna de, mummy di chaurhi bund mainu mummy da mere vall face hon de bavjud saaf saaf dikh rahi c, kishan ne apne hath te thoda k thukk laya teunn te ragad ke mummy da koddi hoyi da lakk frhya ikk hath naal te lunn fuddi te tikka ke ghassa maarya zor di te mummy ne apne aap apne muh te hath rkh k akhan bnd kr laiya dard ch jd k kishan ne lunn da ikk ghassa maarya zor di te utte nigaah maari akhan khol ke te agle adhe second ch sidha ohdi nazar mere te pyi , sadde dova diya akhan aapas ch miliya te meri v bund paat gyi c par ehna sexy nazara dekh k main nazar churaun di jagah lunn kdh muth maarn lggya jidda e dekhya kishan ne ehe oh naal hi akhan cho hi hass pya te bulla te dandi vdh ke mummy da lakk frh ke meriya akha ch akha paa ke ghasse maaran lgga, menu aggyo thapp thapp thapp thapp di awaz sunnan lggi te dhyan naal dekhan te front toh hi mummy de gore chitte chittad te mumme hillde dikhe jehnu dekh main control naa krda maal shutaa ke beh gya , jidda e maal shuttya main te ikk second ch sochan lggya k ghar mere ch ho ki gya , par rasoi cho thapp thapp thapp thapp di awaz lagatar ayi jaa rahi c te main smjh gya k ehe te aje shuruaat aa kahani di aje te es ghar ne hor bahut kich dekhna aa te main dabbe paeri utte jaan lgga te jaande jande last scene dekh gya jehde ch kishan ne mummy nu pichyo jaffi paa ke ikk hath naal mumma frhya c te dujje ch vaal frh k pattda pya c te naal di naal lagatar ghasse v vajj rahe c

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Main namoshi ch utte jaa ke saun di acting krn lggya k thallyo hun main thapp thapp vjjde ghasse meri neend te chain haram kr rahe c, main socha vich pae gya k ehe sab ho ki reha aa mere apne hi ghar ch, jerha bhaiye mainu sardar ji sardar ji krde nhi c thakkde ajj ohna cho ikk meri bund maar reha c dhakke naal oh v te dujji ne meri rabb vrgi maa nu gasti bnaya pya c apne lunn de zor te, te oh v berehami naal chodn de bavjud, mainu khud te v hairani ho rahi c k bund marva ke alnu te maa chudva ke v mainu maza aa reha c te lunn mera kharhno nhi c hatt reha te bund ch v khaaj machi pyi c jma, mainu kise tarah neend aayi te baad ch sidha dopehre uthya main tn notice kitta mummy mainu jagaun v naa aye te saggo mainu msg aya pya c kishan da
Kishan ne hindi ch likhya hoya c sms: agar sardarni yaa hariya ko btaya toh gaand faad dunga teri
Mainu parh k hairani hoyi k ehda vartaav ikk second ch kiwe bdl gya mere naal te agge notifications dekhiya hariya diya

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Hariya ne v hindinch likhya hoya c k
Hariya: gandu aaj motor pe aa jana dopehar ko cream lekar aya hu dawayi ki dukaan se, teri gaand dard kr rahi hogi aa jana laga dunga
Main dova da reply nhi c krna chahunda, hun tkk vaise v bund di sojish pehla nallo ghatt gyi c bahut te main chal paa reha c araam naal, bss thoda bethan ch taklif ho rahi c, thalle gya te mummy fer naa lbhe te main mummy nu call lgayi mummy ne call chkki
Me: mummy kithe aa tusi?
Mummy: uth gya tu??, sssssss main lagge teri rajji chachi kolle aa, dss ki chahida?
Ohone cho saaf saaf piche thapp thapp sunndi pyi c halki jehi te kishan di hassan di awaz v aa rahi c thodi k , mera dil fer beth gya te main anmanne jehe mann naal
Me: mummy roti?
Mummy: ve tuttpaeniya tere toh aap nhi payi jandi? Rotiya looh k rkh tiya aa dabbe ch sabzi garam krke khaa laa vaar vaar phone kahnu krda?
Es vaar te kishan di awaz poori hassan valli c te akhir te ikk thappad v sunya jiwe bund te vjjda hunda
Te naal hi phone disconnect krta , main masosya jeha muh bna ke thandi roti khaan lggya te me sochya k ajj mummy nu puchunga , te sidha rajji chachi nu call kitti
Rajji: hello han putt?
Me: mummy naal gal kraiyo
Rajji: ve sadde vall thodi aa maa teri , oh te haveli nu jandi c tuhadde vall kehndi c safayi kroni main
Me hor koi gal nhi sunni te phone katt taa
Te akhan cho hanjhu poonjh k roti khaan lggya te hariye da call aya
Hariya: gandu aa jaa motor pe teri gaand dard kr rahi hogi cream lga du
Me: ok
Hariya: gabdu kuch hua kya??
Me naa chahunde hoye v ron lgg pya te apniya sariya bhavnaawa hariye nu dss baitha k kidda main kishan nu mummy nu chod de dekhya te hun v mummy haveli gye hoye aa te kidda kishan hun v charhya hona mummy te, hariya bde araam naal sab suni gya te kehnda
Hariya: tu aisa kr ghar mein reh mein ghar aata hoon kahi jaana mat, ghar mein aakar yeh cream bhi lga dunga tere
Hun ikk dubbde nu tinake da sahara hi hunda main v sochn lggya k hariya aauga ghatto ghatt ikk yaar te bnya mera jehnu mere dard naal koi fark paenda utto sver di bund cho dard te jaa hi chukka c te khaaj vdh gyi c hun nu te andro hi andar ikk umeed c k ghatto ghatt ehe bund di khaaj te door hi kruga te lggya udeekan, dopehar de 12 vjje c te main v sochan ch pya k ghatto ghatt dekh k te aava mummy krdi ki pyi aa haveli te dabbe paeri kishan de kamre ch varhya te dekhya…..

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Mummy kishan de lun te charh ke cowgirl ch tappdi pyi c, te kishan apne lunn te mummy nu tapaunda pya c ehne motte motte gore gore chittada te dove hath rkh k thallyo ghasse maarne shuru kitte zor zor di k 30sec ch hi mummy ne kishan di chaati te hath rkh ohnu rokan di koshish kitti
Kishan: kya hua sardarni? Itni jldi thakk gyi? Abhi toh sari dopehar bachi hai
Mummy: ve dhunni tkk ehe sabbal dhkkde rehnde tusi hun meri bheerhi jhi kinna k jhall lau ehe
Te hassan lgge kise gasti vangu
Ehne nu mummy da phone vjjya
Kishan ne hath maar ke pare krta te mummy ne phone kishan toh khoh k chkkya
Mummy: hanji bhainji??
Kishan ne dekhya rajji chachi aa phone te, ohne phone khoh k loudspeaker te lgaa taa
Rajji: bhainji chhokre tuhadde ne frh laena tuhanu mainu huni aya c phone oho kanjer ne gal e ehda kitti mere muho nikkal gya galti naal k haveli aa tusi
Kishan: arre randiii ki bachi itna bhi nhi kr skti tu?
Rajji: sorry maalikk galti ho gyii hun ki kra main??
Kishan: teri toh khabar leta hoon main aa ke
Mummy: haramdya ehnu kanjri nu chdd te munde da soch ki krna??
Kishan:tu ruk main krta hoon kuch
Kishan ne ghasse maarne continue kitte te apne phone toh menu call kitta, rabb vallo hi mera phone silent te c jerha ringtone nhi vjji
Me haulli jehe: ki hoya??
Kishan: sardar motor pe jaa tujhe hariya udeek raha haii
Me: theek haii huni janda
Kishan nu v pta c k mainu pta aa par mummy nu nhi c dssna chahunda aje koi v, te mummy ehne ch e khush ho ke tappan lagge zor zor di lunn te
Kishan: abb humre paas 2 ghnte hai sardarni full masti krne kooo
Te lakk frh thokkan lgg gya k achanak darwaza khullda te ander sidha aunda hariya poore paseene naal bhijjya te gusse ch
Mummy lunn toh uttar ke thalle digg jande te manje piche lukan lgde te kapde labhn lgde k hariya mummy di salwar kamiz te chunni chkk laenda jerha darwaze lagge oyi hundi aa te oho hassda hoya mummy kol aunda te baanh frh k mummy nu baahar kdhn di zidd krn lgda
Kishan v thodiya k akhan churaunda hariye toh
Hariya kishan nu: tau yeh koi baat hai kya sardarni ke akele maze le raha hai aaja iska jaloos nikaalu sare gaanv mein hahahaa
Es sare ch mainu v apne aap te gussa aun lgda k main bina kise vajah toh mummy chudva den lggya hariye toh

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Hariya poora halkya hunda hawas ch te oho mummy nu baanh toh frh kharha hoya bahar kdhn lgda kamre cho k
Kishan: hariya, chhod de sardarni ko tu bta kya chahiye tere ko?
Hariya: tau abb chahiye naa chahiye nhi aaj toh iss sardarni ka jaloos nikaalna mujhe, aur tau tu bhi?
Mummy: ve kishan ehnu rok laa me kehnu muh dikhon jogi bachu mainu chdd kuttyaa
Hariya vaal frhda mummy de te manje vall dhakka maarda
Hariya: sardarni iss budhe tau ka hi lund maangti thi tu??
Hariya pajama laah k kharh janda ohda 11” da motta naag jhoolda jehnu dekh mummy manje te bethi apne mumme luko ke, dekh k muh pare krdi
Mummy: kishan main nhi krna ehde naal bahuty vdha aa ehee
Kishan: chup randii, bta hariya kya chahta hai tu?
Hariya kishan vall dekhda jerha darya hunda thoda k lunn frh k te dujji second mummy vall dekhda
Hariya: tau tu chod raha thaa naa iss kutiya ko?? Abb mere samne chod ise apne lund pe bitha ke
Kishan: kya?
Kishan mann ch sochda k khare ehe sirf chud di dekhni chahunda aa te saah laenda thodi k
Mummy kishan vall minnat krn di nigaah naal dekhdi
Mummy: minnat aa kishan main nhi ehde samne krna kuch
CHATAAAKKK
ehe thappad kise hor da nhi saggo ajj hariye da c te vjjya v zyda zor di c jerha mummy nu hilaa k e rkh ditta c , mummy ikk dum sunn ho gye c te apna sir manje ch de k athru keran lgge
Mummy: mainu maar te naa ghatto ghatt krdi aa sabb
Hariya vaal frh k mummy de ohnq nu kharha krda te mumme puttan lgda , 38 inch de mummeya te jd hariye de gande kalle hath pye tan mainu v lgga k ho ki reha ehe sab, te hariye ne pichyo jaffi paa k ehni motti bund te lull ferna shuru kitta, hariya kann ch mummy de
Hariya: randi aaj tune aisi svaari krni tau ke lund ki, k sunny leone bhi bhool jau main hahahaa
Te kishan jerha thalle side te betha c ajj oh v thoda k darya c te jhijhak kmanje te lamma pya te lunn te hath fer kharha krn lggya, jidda e kharha hoya hariya ne dhakka maar ke kishan vall dhakk taa mummy nu te kishan ne v baanh frh lunn te bithaya mummy nu
Mummy: hayyee kishan haulli kri hun sukki aa fuddi merii ahhhhhh ahhhh
Kishan bina kuch bole lunn dhkkn lggya te ohde kollo v sukki fuddi ch vaarh nhi c ho reha lunn k hariye ne sarso de tel di bottle ditti kishan nu
Hariya: laga le tau varna randi kahegi k choot chheel di hahahaa
Kishan marha k hassya te ehe tichar sunn mummy nu gussa te aa reha c par ohna v ikk halki jhi smile de tii, mummy ne aap e sheeshi frh lunn te tel mallya te bethan lgge, lunn v poora chamak gya te ikko jhatke e lunn varh gya dovara te yakka jurh gya mummy te kishan da
Kishan halke halke maze lae reha c te mummy v thoda thoda moan krn lgge
Mummy: aahhh aahhh maaalikkk ufffff tuhaddaaa motta lunnn te hariya v mummy de piche baitha stool te jarda malan lgga te mall ke ohne jidda e muh ch suttya ohne haulli jehe shishi frhi te apne lunn te laga lyi sari
Hariya bhojpuri ch : oakra ke galle laga li
Kishan mummy nu jaffi paa k cowgirl ch e chodan lggya zor zor di
Hariya dobara: oakar gaand mat chorhi
Ehna sunn ke kishan ne v mummy naal jaffi nu hor tight kitta
Mummy nu v lgga k kuch galat hon lggya jerha ehe apni bhasha ch gal krde pye,
Ehne tym nu hariya…..

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Hariya apna sarso de tel naal lishkda lunn talwar vangu chkk k lyaya te meri gau vrgi '. maa jehne ajj tkk kde bund nhi c mrayi de sidha bund ch toppa lga ke ghassa marya ikk zor di
Mummy ehde toh pehla kuch kr paunde yaa smjh paunde k ho kinreha aa, kishan ne aggyo jaffi payi hoyi c ghutt ke te fuddi ch tattya tkk dhakkya hoya c apna motta lunn te jaffi pyi hon krke baahan v mummy diya ohne frh lyia c, te ehde toh ilava piche hariya c jehne apna 11 inch da lunn mummy di bund di suraakh te rkhya hoya c tikka ke, te ghassa ehna zordar c k toppa hariya da jerha k kise beer de can vangu motta c, mummy di bund cheerda ander jaa chukkya c te bund ehde toh pehla hilaa k ehdar ohdar krde mummy hariye ne dove hatha naal mummy da lakk frh k utte bhaar paa ditta c tan k oho hill naa sakan,
Main chup chaap kamre de roshan daan ch betha kise napunsak vangu dekh reha c apni mummy di bund fattdi oh v dhake naal, te apne hi 2 bihari naukra kollo, mummy di motti sari bund kishan te hariye de kalle shareera cho vkhri e chamak rahi c, ikk gussa c par ikk kamukta v c ehna tinna nu ehda dekh k, mummy jma ava addams yaa lisa ann vangu gori chiti jatti lggde c te jd k 2 bhaiye jehna ne ikk sardarni di haveli ch hi ohdi bund ch te fuddi ch dhakkya hoya c lunn oh v dhakke naal kise blacked de scene de actor lgde c jma
Main dekh k ehe sb hairaan c par jd nigaah apne lunn vall maari te dekhya k lunn mera 3 vaar shutt chukkya c bss ehi live scene dekh k, te thalle jithe kharha c othe mummy diya kachiya te bra c jerhiya hariye ne chori kr kr rkhiya c
Mera dhyan tuttya es sab toh jdo mummy de hariye ne lakk frh k tikka k ikk ghassa maarya jerha bund cheerda adh k tkk jaa vrhya
Mummy: AGGHHHHHHHH AGGHHHHHH KUTTYYYYAAAAAAAA MAARRRR TIIII VEEEE BACHAAA LOOOO MAINUUUUU HAYYYEEEEEEEE
saddi haveli khooh te hon krke vhaiye v akkde firde c ohna nu koi khauf e nhi c,
Hariya: arreeee bhen ki lodii randiiiiii ahhh kitnaaa tighttt gaand baaaaa , hamra lund kharoch diyaaaa
Kishan: bhen ki choot dheere daal, mar jayegi raandiiii
Kishan ne asal ch dekhya mummy diya akhan utte charhniya shuru ho gyia c haulli haulli behsohi di haalat ch jaan lagge
Hariya ruk gya te ohne pichyo jaffi paa k mummy de neck te kiss krke mumme frh k plose thode k
Hariya kann ch: darr matt sardarni, sara shareer dheela chhod araam se jayega randiiii
Mummy diya akhan utte honiya bnd hoiya te
Mummy: aahhhh ahhh, kuttyyaaa kyu kitta ehe tuuu?? Tenu nhi pta kde piche nhi lya main?
Hariya: sardarni abb kabhi toh punjab ke dvaar khullne hi the humne khol diyee abb darr matt kich nhi hotaw saans lee
Mummy ne jidda e saah bharya hariye ne halka jeha ghassa maarya jerha hor ander vrh gya lunn mummy ne fer cheek maari tan
Hariya: sardarni saans leee kuch nhi hota
Mummy ne jidda e saah lya hariye ne adhe toh thoda k vdh dhakk taa c
Hariya fer mumme plos k kann ch: saans leti reh naa jaaneman
Mummy: haramdya saah dva k dhakki turya janda aje rukk jaa chhokryaa bund dukhdi meriii ahhhhhh
Kishan: hariya ruk thoda abhi itna hi chod le ise
Hariya v ruk janda te 2 k min ehda e rkh k ander bahar krn lgda holli holli mummy cheekan lgdi poore dard naal
Mummy: aahhhh ahhhh ahhhh ahhhhhhhhhghhhhh
Kishan ne ehne tym de ghasse roke pye c oh v mumme muh ch paa thokkan lgda holli holli mummy thoda k theek hon lgge te yaakkaa jorh k dove aggyo te pichyo ghasse maaran lgde haulli haulli

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Main ehe scene dekh dekhbk aje v lunn pagala vangu hilayi janda pya c ikk sidhi jhi sanskari sir te chunni lae k gurdware jaan valli meri mummy nu mere hi ghar de 2 bhaiye DP krde pye c oh v dhakke naal te hun mummy v seal ho k maze lae rehe c
Hariya: sardarni saans lae lae
Mummy: kuttya horr nhiiii vaarhna ander agghhhhhh agghhhhhh
Mummy cheekan lagge te aggyo kishan ne bulla ch bull paa lye mummy de te hariya ne lakk frh k almost sara e ander dhakk taa lunn te bhaar paa ke mummy te oho rukk gya othe hi
Hariya: sardarni dheeli kr apni gaand ki pakad sab theek ho jayegaaa aahhhh
Mummy ne dhakke naal kishan de bull muho kadhe te cheeke
Mummy: AGHHHH AGHHH AGGHH VEEEE BASS KR ZAALIMAAAA KYU BUND PARHNIII MERIII TUUUUUUUUU
ehe word mummy de muho sunn dove bhaiye hassan lgge
Kishan: hayye sardarni abb toh mere bhi dil krta hai teri gaand chodne ko hahhahaha
Hariya: tau yeh makhan jesi tune chhodi kaise main toh khud hairaan hoon
Mummy: HARAMDYOOO LAKK BHANN K MERA TUSI MASHKRIYA KRDE AA?? Agghhhhhhh
Hariya te kishan hassde hassde chodna jaari rkhde mummy v normal ho jande thode k tym nu te kishan de naal naal hariye de. Ghassya da swaad laen lagge k achanak kishan ne thallyo mummy de bulla ch bull paaye te ghasse tez krke fuddi ch maal shutaa dindaa
Mummy: hayyeee veee viche e krta ajjj???
Kishan bss thoda k hassda te mumma napp k mummybda te bund te thappad maar kapde paun lgda
Hariya: sardarni abb tau toh gya, abb teri choot ko dikhaata hoon main asli maza
Te mummy diya latta khol fuddi te toppa rkh chodan lgda, mummy v bund cho sabbal jeha kdh ke khish c te hun swaad naal fuddi den lagge, hariya shuru shuru ch pyar naal ghasse maarda c
Mummy: ve tuttpaeniya sara zor bund te e kdh taa??
Hariya: achha randi? Dikhata abhi tujhe rukk
Te ohne mummy diya lattan modhya te rkh k rail bannani shuru krti, 5-7 min hariya dhur tkk thokki gya mummy nu k achanak ikk zor di
Hariya: AGGHHH RAAANI GYA MAINNNN
te lunn fudde cho kdh mummy de mummya te shuraun lgda dhaar ehni tez hundi k sidha mummy de muh te shitte paen lgde
Mummy: hayyyee kuttyaa ehe kiii???
Hariya maal shuttaa k beh jnda te side te baitha saah laen lgda mummy v naal hi
Mummy kann ch hariye de: vese pta nhi ki khaande tusi dove ikk vaar charh jao rukde e nhi
Hariya: sardarni bss abb tu khilayi jaa hum bhi nhi rukenge
Te mummy da mumma putt k bund da rugg bhar ke chunni chkk apna lunn poonjhda te mummy de muh te maarda
Hariya: sardarni ise daal kr jaati thi sir par sare gaanv mein? Hahaahaha
Mummy v tedhe medhe ho k kapde paun lgde

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Main ehe sab dekh k hairan c k mummy eda kidda kr skde ehe sab, mummy haulli haulli tedhe medhe ho k sare kapfe paa ke bahar nikkle haveli cho te kishan te hariya mummy vall dekh k hassde c
Hariya: sardarni chunni sir pe nhi legi kya?? Hahahaha
Mummy: kuttya ehni lyi tu hun ghtto ghatt makhaul te naa kr
Kishan: han hariya jaane de sardarni abhi 2-3 din chal bhi nhi payegi ache se
Te naal e hariya ne ture jnde mummy de chittada da rugg bharya te mummy bhajj gye haulli jehe otho te haveli de darwaze kol aa k dova vall dekh smile krke ghar nu tur pye
Hariya: tau vese maza toh bahut aaya lekin tu akela malayi chakhna chahta thaa
Kishan: toh fir chiz toh dekh mujhe darr thaa tere chakkar mein yeh mere haath se naa nikal jaye
Hariya: chal abb toh yeh randi hunri hi hai te hassan lggde dove
Kishan: uss gandu ka kya kiya tune??
Hariya: aree tau voh toh tu dilvaa nhi raha thaa sardarni ki toh kal raat gaand maar di uski mene
Kishan: abbe aise kyu kiya?
Hariya: abb bss kr diya tau aage kya krna yeh bta
Kishan: pehle toh dhundte hai salle ko hahaha

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Jd ehe galla e krde c te main dabbe paeri nikln lggya haveli de side vlle kamre toh te jinna maal main shutaya c mummy de kapdya te oho sare utte mere paer tilak gya te digg gya main, jd digge te khadka hoya te kishan te hariya bhajj ke aye mere vall te menu dekh uchi uchi thahaake lae lae k hasan lge
Hariya: gandu maa ko chudte dekh raha thaa? Hahahahaha
Kishan: aaj toh sardarni ne bahut maza diya gandu uffff hahahahaha
Me neevi payi betha c ehna diya akhan ch akahan naa milaa paun di himmat c mere ch te neewi payi chup krke betha ehna di bkwas sunnda pya c
Hariya: gandu abb teri gaand bhi nhi maarni , sardarni ki jo mil gyi hahahaha
Kishan: vese teri maa chudti bahut achha hai jaise koi achhi khaasi randi ho voh bhi aise lund naa chusse jese voh chusti hai

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Me neewi payi kharha c lulli meri cho maal aje v diggda oya c te ehe dove hassde c mere samne, me jaan lggya te,
Hariya meri baanh frh k khichda mainu
Hariya: gandu jaa kha raha hai?
Kishan: aree jaan de gandu ko kyu tang kr raha hai
Kishan nu nhi c pta k hariya meri bund naarda c
Hariya kishan nu akh maar ke kehnda: dekhn tau
Te ohne mainu paera ch bithaun lggya, main naa nukkar krn lggya te
CHATAAKKKK ehni zor di kann te vjjya thappad mere k kanna cho see seee diya awaza aun lggiya te mere asse passe da sara kamra ghuman lggya
Main hosh sambhali te haulli jehe uth k dekhya te hariya ne apna adha k sutta lunn kdhya hoya c te lunn nu frh k sehlaunda pya c oho me naa ch sir hilaya te hariye ne thappad vattya mere vall krke te main haulli jehe neewi paa k muh ch lunn lae k chuppe maaran lggya
Hariya: upar dekhal jaav gandu
Me haulli jehe utte dekhya namoshi jehi ch te toppa frh k jeebh fer fer ke choope maari janda c, kishan ehe sab dekh hairan c k hariye ne menu kidda apna paaltu kutta e bnaya hoya c
Hariya: apni maa ki choot chakh sakat hai gandu?
Me bss neewi jhi paa k han ch sir hilaya
Hariya kishan nu: tu bhi aa jaa tau
Kishan hass ke: lund toh mujhe bhi saaf krvana hai vaise
Hariya phone kdh k loudspeaker te on krda
Menu chup rehn da ishara krda
Hariya : kaisi hai badi gaand valli randi????
Mummy: hariya phone te nhi ehda kr skda gal tuuu
Kishan: arre sardarni chhokra abhi jawan hua hai maza laene do
Me lunn hariya da kdh kishan da muh ch paya te suni gya galla
Mummy: maalik tuhanu ese krke kehndi c k jawani de josh ch kamal maar dena ehne koi
Hariya: randiiii, bkwas bnd, agaryeh tohra maalik toh hum kaun?
Mummy: (dhilla jehi aaaz ch) chote maalik
Hariya: toh bta randi kaisa laga aaj tere ko??
Mummy: kuttyo tusi mera lakk bhann k rkh taa terhi terhi ayi main ghare
Kishan: arre sardarni maza aya k nhi jeh bta
Mummy: hanjiiii (haulli jehe)
Hariya te kishan hassan lgde: sardarni fir bta aaj raat humre paas ayegi k hum tohre pass aye??
Mummy: naa ve raat da e te panga sara, odan msa ayi c main
Kishan: toh hum aa jaate hai naa sardarni
Mummy: ve tuhadda dikag khrab aa?? J munda jaag gya??
Kishan: arre toh usi ke samne chod denge tujhe hum darti hai kisi se??
Mummy: aah harkat nhi krni kde tusi meri ki izzat reh jau?
Mummy: chal ikk kamm krdi ajj ehde dudh ch pva dau me golliyan
Hariya kishan hassan lgde uche uche: sardarni soch raha thaa main tere ko tu toh randi nikli hahahahaa

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Ehna phone kattya te hassan lgge uchi uchi te menu dekh k sir te hath fer k sangh de ghasse maaran lggya kishan,
Kishan: apni mummy chudvayega gandu? Hahaha
Hariya: tau yeh toh bacha hai hahaha isi ki samne chodenge aaj randi sardarni ko
Main chuppe maarra akhan cho hanju aa rahe c k ehe honki gya, dova nu v maza aun lggya te dove vaaro vaari muh chodan lgge mera
End te dova ne kkk ikk krke mere sangh ch sara maal chuda taa te mummy di hi pyi chunni chkki te lunn poonjh kr menu fdayi
Hariya: ruk bee
Te mummy nu call kityi
Hariya: sardarni , chota sardar aya thaa usi ko teri chunni pakda di humne lund saaf krke
Mummy: ve tera dimag theek aa kuttya?? J ohne dekh lya?
Hariya: arre sardarni dekh liya toh dekh liya bc apni hi maa ka dupatta hai humre lund se ganda hua?
Mummy ne thoda k gusse jhe ch phone katt taa
Menu chunni frha bhja dinde ehe te main ghar pahunchds mummy bina chunni toh baithe c suit etc ganda ho gya c te aje v paseeno paseeni c mummy
Me: mummy aa lo chunni frhayi hariye ne
Mummy: han putt thank you tera bahut bahut

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Me chunni frhayi te utte aa gya te dopehar nu fer bimar hon da bahanaa bna ke sau gya, par meri akh sidha shaami jaa ke khulli te dekhya k mummy bahut e simple jeha suit paa ke bss sabzi kattde pye khana bnaun lyi, main ohna vall dekhya te smile kitti te bahar khedn chala gya raat nu 8 k vje vaapis aya khed ke tn mummy tv dekhde oye c par hun ohna simple suit chdd ke ghaint jeha koi party yaa vyah te jaan lyi jidda da suit hunda oho paa lya c mumme poore tight lgde c ohde ch te main khana khada te saun di taiyari krn lggya, mummy fer toh dudh da glass lae aye mainu pta c fer toh ohi gal honi aa te maik dudh dol ke araam naal saun di acting krn lggya hadd te par ajj raju hariye de dimag ch kuch hor hi c ajj oho lukk k nhi c chodna chaunde mummy nu

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Me wait krn lggya te gate vall dekhi jaan kggya te mummy de kamre ch v kann laga ke sunni gya,
Mummy: ki mtlb tusi ethe auna??
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Mummy: ehe nhi ho skda raju tusi smjhooo
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Mummy: han main golli ditti ohnu par fer v…..
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Mummy: nhi main ehe nhi krn lggi
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Mummy: please tusi meri izzat da khyal rkhoo
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Mummy: main dmdarwaza nhi kholna
Main ehe sab sunn k hairaan c te mera dil zor zor di dhadkda c k amummy de paera di awaz ayi mainu te main haulli jehe apne bed te sau gya te acting krn lgga mummy ne door bnd krke bahro lock kitti dobara toh te apne room ch gye te awaz aun lggi mummy de kangan chhankan di, main suni gya te ewe lgda c jiwe makeup krde hon
Naal hi bahar dekhya te raju te hariya ture aunde c , hariya te kandh tapp ander aa gya ikk second ch te ohne raju lyi andro darwaza kholya te dove verhe ch aa gye mummy hath jorhdi ayi te ishara krn lggi bahar da k haveli challiye motor te challiye etc
CHATAKKKKK
hariye ne kann te rkh k thappad maarya mummy de te thalle digg gye, par ajj mummy ikk thappad naal nhi c rukn valle ohna ne fer hath jorhe te raju ne vaal frhe mummy de te hariye ne baanh mrorh k thalle lobby ch pye bed te sutt ditta mummy nu te utte aa gye dove
Dove jne awaz da koi lihaaz nhi c krde oye uchi uchi hassde pye c te galla krde c mainu room ch sab sunnda c

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Mummy lobby ch pye bed de utte hatg jorhde pye c te minnata paa paa ke ronde pye c k hariye ne apna lunn mummy de fudde te rkhya te ragdn lgga nalle chunni khichan lggya, mummy ne chunni frh lyi te ajj mummy ch pta nhi kerhi taakat aa gyi c k oho han nhi krde pye c hariye te kishan diya harkata te kishan aje side te khrha c te apna lunn plosda pya c , mummy ne ohde vall hath jorhe ikk sec te hariye ne chunni khich k hawa ch udaa ti , mummy da muh dekhn valla c ehe sari ghatna de baad, ikk dum e akhan cho sari tharak te minnata paun valli feeling jaa chukki c ohna di te andro ikk sherni valla gussa nikal k aya k ohna thallyo lamme pye hoye hi hariye de muh te zor di thappad maarya
CHATAAKKKKK
Thappad khaa k hariya ikk sec lyi te sunn ho gya te ohne hath chdd te mummy de te apne muh te hath rkh lya ohne, mummy nu adhe k sec lyi eve lggya jiwe koi galti hoyi hove ohna toh par hariye nu injh sunn khrhe nu dekh mummy di v himmat jaag pyi te ohna dhakka maarya hariye nunte suttya parre te matak matak k uppar jaan lgge apne room ch vaapis
Kishan: OYEE RANDDIIII??
Mummy nu kggya k shyd ehe hun darr gye aa te mummy ne bina piche murhe chaal kayam rkhi te stairs kol pahunche
Kishan: gaandu ekk thappad se darr gya tu?
Hariya aje v shocked c muh te hath rkhya hoya c ohne
Kishan: aaj kal ke londo me toh dum hi nhi hai
Te mummy vall bhajja gya te paurhiya charhdi meri mummy vall bhajjya
Mummy nu v ehsaas hoya k draava kuch seconds da hi c te hun ehna ne bahut bura haal krna aa te mere valle kamre vall bhajj ke aun lgge ohna nu lggya k shyd mere sahmne oho shyd nhi auge bhaiye mummy aje aakhri paurhi te hi c k kishan ne mummy da gitta frh lya utte jandi da te mummy muh bhaar digge thalle
Mummy kise tarah uthe te bhajj kr mere room nu bahro khol k ander vrhn kgge k mainu bed te pye nu acting krni aukhi ho rahi c, mummybdarwaza bnd krn lgge te ander kishan ne apni baanh paa ti c darwaza kholn nu mummy dara zor laa k darwaza bnd krde pye c par ramu kholn di koshish krda c k mummy ne kishan de hath te zor di dandi vdhi te kishan ne apna hath baahar kdhya door cho te mummy ne naal hu door bnd krti te lock lga ditta , me ehe sab hon de bavjud saun di acting krda reha kyunki mummy nu lgda c k ohna mainu neend diya golliya diytiya aa te mummy mathe toh paseene poonjhde hoye mere bed te hi kone te beth k saah laen lgge te mere sir nu plosn lgge ohna diya akhan ch hanju c k ikkdum
THAAPPPPPPP…………

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Me ikkdum ayi awaz nu jdo sunya te me trabhak k uthya te dekhya darwaze vall ander hariya te kishan darwaze di kundi torh ke ander aa gye c mummy diya akhan ch hanju c te ohna v dekhya te darr gye ohna kishan vall dekhya te hath jorhe te hariiye vall v te agle e pal dekhya k dove alf nange c lunn jhoolde hoye dove aa rahe c meri rabb vrgi maa di kishan ne chunni khichi te hawa ch udaa ti te oder hariye ne mummy di baanh frhi te thappada di barsaat shuru krti mummy te 3-4 thappad maare jd zor zor di te mummy zameen te digg gye te paer frh k maafi mangan lgge
Mummy: ummmm aaghhhhhh menu maaf kr doo pleasee munde samne nhii agghhhh
Hariye ne mummy de vaal chdde te mere kol tur ke aya main v jaagda c te dor bhorr hoya sb dekh reha c hariye ne meri gichi frhi te menu bed de utto khich k goddya bhaar bithaa laya te apna lunn kdh k beh gya
Main chup chaap betha c
Hariya: chuss gandu varna kaan ke neeche lagaunga
Me chup chaap baitha reha mummy te kishan mere vall akhan paarh paarh dekhde pye c
Chatakkkk ikk kann te chaped pyi te main naal hi hariye da lohe vang akdya lunn dove hath naal frh k chuppan lggya
Mummy diya akhan khulliya reh gyian k ehe hunda ki pya aa
Mummy: ve haramdyaaaaaaaaa
Ehna keh k mummy kise sherni vangu hariye nu tutt ke paen lggi te kishan ne mummy nu pichyo lakk toh frhya te khich k farsh te sutt ditta mummy poore gusse ch c te uth ke hariye kol jaan lgge gusse ch k jishan ne fer lakk toh frh mummy nu pichyo jaffi paa lyi te kehn lgga
Kishan: chupp sardarnii dekh hum koi zor zabardasti nhi kr rahe
Te dikhaun lggya mummy nu me zameen te baitha c dove hath mere lunn te c te hariye da koi v hath mere sir te nhi c
Hariya: sardarni beta tera gandu hai sach mein yeh btane aye the tujhe aaj k iss se darne ki koi zarurat nhi hahahaha
Dove jne thahake lga k hassan lgge
Mummy: ehe tusi theek nhi kitta kuttyo
Kishan: theek toh abhi krne jaa rahe hai kutiya
Te kishan ne pichyo mummy da mumma puttya zor di te neck kiss krn lgge
Mummy: kishan khabardar me ehi keha c jd ditti tenu k kise nu pta nhio lggna chahifa
Hariya: ohh randi aaj tujhe iss gandu ke samne chodenge aur dikhayenge hum k ghar ke maalik hai kaun?