[Potlagitta]

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Mera naam suresh. Me soljur bihar se hu jaha na current na college hote he.  Mera baap kethi kaam karte hu chota mota kaam. Me jhopda me rehta hu. Jab me 13 sal hogaya. Gauv ke sare yuvak shehar ko jrahe kaam keliye.
Mera pas na padayi na kaam he. Mera dost he uska naam virendar dosra te ka he, par hum dono he. Me kala hone karak mera koi dost nahi he. Mera kaam ke karan mereko koi ijjath nahi he gauv me. Jab mera dost shaam hoti he ladki ko patane ke liye gauv ke talab me nahate hui ladki ko dekhte he.
Jab mereko much aya tab me ek ladki ko choda aur mera baap ko bata diya usne kaha "mast kiya re tu tu bada hogaya " aur usne muche ghumadiya. Agar koi  hota mereko pitayi hoga par hamare ghar me esi nahi hota.... Roj khana pina chodna jaruri he.

Me tab se me pehalwani dekhna shuru kiya par uske liye paise chahiye.. Isliye mene gauv ke kachrawala bangya. Mene kachrautadiya aur usko bechke paise se khana khaya.
Achi se body bangaya. 90 kg wajan hu.

Mera dost to shehar ko chalgaya mereko batabhi nahi kiya. Mene mere baap se kaha me bhi chalajatha hu.
Baap ne kaha "agar tum bhi gaya to mere ko kaun dekhega palega bhi koi nahi." Mene kaha" agar paisa he to sab kuch hoga baap, mereko job milne do". Usne kaha "ha tereko collctor kam dega kya padayi ki tune, 7th class me hi tune ek teacher ki gaand mara, aur tereko angrezi bhi na ayega ". Mene kaha " to me kya karu is gauv me na current na college he na kaam".

Mera baap shant hoke batadiya"tu chale par tu 1 sal me 2 bar mereko milne ana ".... Mene usi raat ko bus me baita shehar agaya.


Idhar mereko ko bhi nahi pata..... Kaam ke liye dhundra hu... Mereko paani pine keliye ek talab dekha usme bhainsa naharaha.. Mene pani pirahu... Tab ekvyakti bola"chi ye kyareho.. Bhains nahare ho..."mene bola "to kya hua bhainsab vo bhi prani he "... Usne bola " yaaak... " mene us vyakti se bola kaam he apke pas, usne bola.. " kya pade tune "  mene bola "ji mene 7th tak pade he."  Us vyakti bola "haha 7th tak kiya aur tumko kaam chahiye vaise tumari kya he?." Mene bola " bhaisab mera  ". Usne door hatake.. Kaha " chi.
Tu thu door hatjao... 7tak pada aur .. Kaha kaha se ate ye log.. Gande shakal ka bhainsa ". Usne ye bolke chala...

Mene us raat footpath par mere bag par soya. 4 din ka bad kaam ke liye dhundra is samay me mera kapda bhigad gaya gandagi arahe. Aur mera kachara phat gaya...

Me ab to kachra utane ke liye jarahu usse bhi koi kaam dhunpaungi. Me shehar ke kayi kachra mila. Aur usse khana bhi.mila.


Mene ek roj kachra utane keliye ek scoiety me gaya.. Mene dustbin se kachra utarahu... Usme dhud packet dalne ke liye ek vyakti ara he.. Door se na dikaya dera... Vaise me mera sar mod liya virendar dikha.... Virendra bola"suresh tum. Kya kareho yahpe?" Mereko ansu ane laga.... "Bhai.. Kaha gay tune mereko chdoke?".. Usne bola " abe yaar naujan hogaya kaam karne hena isliye mene shear gay aur watchman bangaya yah pe paise bhi achi. Milra. " kuch bat chit hone ka baad....usne kaha "tu chinta mat kar me huna..."khake society me rehne walo se mila he...

Ek he president lala he... 56 sal ka he
Aur dosra uncle.. Sagar patel buisnesmen....


Aur usne bola me driver bhi bangaya... Uska dost ka.. Uska naam he rohit jo bada university me padra he... Uska car fortuna he... Uska mom se mila he  uska naam he... Swethanup he






Dikhna me 50 sal ka hodi pakka *****, gora, kajol jaisa... Bada gaand chutad, 1 kg ek kg ka aam rasila ka chcuhe... Sar par sindhoor aur mangalsutra pehne ke aya...

S: kahiye

V: madam me hu, ye suresh.. Yegav se naya aya he.. Mera dost he.

Usne pranam kiya.. Bat chit hua..

Uske baad mene jhopda gaya.

Ek raat ko us society ke drianage par kachra utarahu.. Aur gatar ka saaf karahu... Swethanup.. Chikini saadi me aya aur bola

S: suresh tum ye kya kareho
Me:memsaab ye mera kaam he..
S:kya... Tum ko koi job nahi he
Me:nahi he ji..
S: kya padayi ki tu ne
Me:7th tak ji..
Mera kapdo se badbu are hi.. Aur usne door hata..

S: kya ye tak takiya tune.. Tera kya he aur kaha se aya
Me: ji me hu aur bihar se hu


Usne ye sun kar aur door chalaa ur kaha
S: chi... . Yaaaaak thuuuuuu.. ???pata nahi kaha kaha ke ajate he.. Aur vo chala gaya
.


Aur ek din virendar ne kaha ravivar ao memsaab ghar ke kchra utarne ke liye....

Mene dopahar chala us ghar ke loye... Mene darwaja daba diya

S: agaya.. Ye kachra utao jaldi se.. Paisa batao kaise bechte ho
Me: mene kachra utarahu... Bahut zyada he... Me adha kachra utarke baad... Room me ek kapda se pasina pocha... Memsaab gussa se ake... Ek THAPAD mara....

S: kya kiya tune...
Me: ji pasina ke liye ji
S: ye vastr mangalswaroop ke liye mene.. Ye 3000rs ka he.
Me : ji maaf karo memsaab... Pranam kiya...
S: jao kachra utaro..

Mene kachra uta aur rate batadiya usne... Paisa phenke mara mera sar par aur darwaja band kiya.

Mene gira hua paisa lekar jeb rak ke... Uski ghar se ayi gandi pani ko chehra ko dhoya a.....


Usi raat mene... Uski drinage ke niche ek jhopda he.. Jaha daaru milta... Sasta daaru milta he aur suar ka maams bhi.
Kul milke 30 pandrah rupay hoga...me us daaru ko pira hu... Aur nasha chad gaya..... Saur ka maams garam masala
Nasha agaya.... Jeb me.. Ek heorine photo mila kachra se utara..


Usko dekhe.. Niche lund khada hogaya....

Mereko susu are he.. Mene daaru ke bootle khatam karke.
Bootle phenka... Uske baad drinage ke a paas chala aur pant gira.

Mera kccha ganda se smell arahe jaha 10 din se nahi dhoya.. Vo bhi fati he.. Uske niche kara...

Jaha me susu karna chahta hu vaha sweta anup ke balcony se drushy hota... Me nasha me... Kaccha niche katke... Susu kara hu


Ji dosto mera lund ko malish karna mera adat he jaha mera baap 13 sal me mereko oil. Bootle diya aur malish karne ka baad mereko nahata he... Tab se mere lund ko maalih karta hu


Mera lavda ko pakada.... KALA oil se chamak rahi gandagi se fela hua  mota lund ko pakada.... Aur upar ke tuomato size ki tarah topi par chadar jaisa chamdi ko niche kara he.... Aur tomato walarang se raseele topi bahar aya
.. Aur mene.. Susu kara...




Mere ankhe daaru masala ke nashe me kuch nahi dikra he... Par ek aurat dekh vo samaj me aya.... Vo he... Swetanup ***** memsaab... Kajol heroine aunty wala... Dekhri he.
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Me hasra hu peshab karte samay aur to aur ek aunty bhi dekra he....





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[Potlagitta]

Me yaha peshab kar rahu... Khula me.. Ankhe band hora he..vahi ankhe band hogaya me sogaya.. Usi kachra me..

Din me kachra utana bechna rat me daaru sutta ek randi ko chodna he ye meri zindagi.......

Me ankhe khula suraj jaga... Dekha to kayi logi mere par thuk kar nikalra he.. Kuch log chi kheke jarahe.. Kuch log mu mud kar chalra he...

Me aas pas dekha to me drinage canal me soya.. Tha.. Ye dekh kar mujhe hasi aya.. Aya..

Me utkar kachra utarna shuru kiya... Ek basti me jaha raha tha me ek tailor ki shop me jaya me...

Ek ladka mila vo he gabbu. Gabbu 18 sal ka tha jo baap ki shop chala raha tha....

Gabbu : bolo kya kaam he.
Me:ji mere kapda fat gaya ek shirt ko silna he....
Gabbu :tik he shirt dedo...
Mene shirt dediya

Gabbu aankh kholke dekhra he...
Me: kya hua
Gabbu: aap pehalwaan kart he kya
Me: ha gauv me kartha..
Gabbu: ho ap kis gaauv se bhai
Me: me soljur
Gabbu: me bhi aur baap vaha se he... Paisa ke liye yaha ana padha
Me: tik bhai..
Gabbu: isliye apka chauda chati dikhra he.. Apka to bahubali prabhas ka he...
Me muskurate se : nahi he bhai me kaha uske...
Gabbu: chaliye me shirt silta hu...
Me: kitne din hoge...
G: 2 din bhai....
Me: bhai yeha koi jhopda honge kya
Gabbu: kyu bhai
Me: me kachrawala hu jine keliye jhopda zarur he
G: arre bhai... Tere bhai jaisa koi hardich nahi he... Is basti mere bat sab sunta... Ao dikhata hu...

Me jhopda dekha.... Aur dopahar me ek raste par kachra utara
Ek dabba ko phenka... Vo jake ek aurat par pada

Vo mujhe mere shirt pakad kar mujhe tappad mara..

Vo he rambha... Counsellor ki wife....





Badtameez ankh nahi dikra...
Me: ji maaf kijiye dikha nai
R: chale jao... Aur usne car me baitkar chala gaya..

Usi rat me virendar se milne gaya...
Me aur vo sutta mara he... Apartment me kayi ladkiyo ki matak matak se hilte hue gaand.... Aur sadi me chuchiyo chuttad dikhate hue auntyia... Sab ki ankh marehe ...

Me: bhai.. Ye counselor kaune he
V: bhai uski baat mat nikal
M: kya hua.
V: bhai me ek galat giya aur usne mereko mara...
M: itna gamandh
V:ha
M:par saali ka gori matak matak se hila hue gaand he tarbuj jaisa
V:oo bhai ye sheharaisa kuch na chalega...
Phir ek jatak me swapna se chilate hue awaz

Virendar ghabrahat se chalgaya...
S: uska naam kya he s... Suresh... Usko bulao
V: bhai tereko bulrahe
Me jake pucha
S:suresh ye kachra jake kawadiwalo ko becho na na meri pati ghar me.. He na mereko time bhi nahi he
Me: ji madam ji par mereko kafi paihe...dena chahiye
S:tik he
.. Aur usne kachra me ek rod nikala...
S: iski kimti kya he...
Me: apke liye to 60rs he ji
S:kyu mereko itna special
Me: memsaab ap to dil me saf he aur bol bhi mthi he...
Swapna sanskari randi muskrati hue...

Chaliye me utahu... Mene ek ek utakar bahar phenka..
Me ant me ek bag ko utake chalra hu aur... Ek hi jatke me swapna high class sanskaari moti aunty ki gori gaand me mere hath chua..
Me(man me): saali kya jawani jaisa garam garam gaand he.. Ek dum tarbuz jaisa...

Mw: madam ji maaf kijie galti se...
Swapna:koi baat nahi he... (Man me) kal raat mene ek ladka ka lund dekha he kya yehi he vo.... Cha cha ye kya me sochri hu.. Ye ladka aisa nahi he...

Mene kachra utakar.. Chala gaya....

Us raat me... Paisa milne ke baad... Raandi ko milne ko gaya.. Mila he... Ekdum nayanthara jaisa he... Rate 70 he... Me usko uatakar jhopda me fenka...

Uski gaand ko swapna sanskari gaand ki samja.. Aur usko chodra hu... Thapad thapad se thapad... Mara....

Fir so gaya

[Potlagitta]

Agla din me uta... Aur me chala kachra utana... Utarte waqt ek ajib se ring mila vo bhi chamak rahe... Usko chata... Badbu arahi ye sona he pata chal gaya.. Turanth me uski kimthi pata lagne keliye shop me gayi ek galli me... Uski kimti ek lakh ka he... Bhagwaan he... Kaise lottery lag gayi... Ye baat kisi ko bhi batana nahi chahiye...
Aur me kaam pe nikal padi
Phir virendar se mila...
V: kabtak ye kaam karte hu tu...
Me: kya karu bhai koi kaam na milra
V: ha tereko it job milta tere padayi par.... Dekh tereko is apartmentpe  kaamwala ya safaiwala kaam deta hu rat me kachra utaro.. Bas khatam
Me:yaar ye idea bahut kadak he...
V: chal mere sath

Virender ne swapna memsaab se mila mereko





Swapna sanskari aunty darwaja se ek rani jaisa bahar aya sadi pehnke mangalsutra bade bade doodh ki darshan hua matak matak se hilate hue gaand.... Ekdum gujjari bhainsa jaisa..





S:kya virender
V: memsaab ye suresh apki ghar me kaam ke liye aye hai
S:kya kaam karega
V: koi bhi memsaab... Safai karna pocha, bartan dhona, akhi sandaz saf karna...
S: sandaz bhi
Me: ji memsaab.. .. Hamare khandan vahi kaam kiya.. Ap logo ki ajib aur badboodar par hamko adat lag gai akhir hum log vahi kam karna layak lagta he
S: thik he suresh tum kaam karne ke liye manjoor karta hu.. Par tum samay par ana subah 9 se shaam 5 tak kaam karna rat me tum ghar jsakte ho....
Me: thik he memsaab shukriya... Kaam ke liye..
Swapna aunty tab mod ke chalra he... Uska bhainsa jaisa matak matak se hui hilata gaand darshan hua...





Me(man me): kya chal he madam... Kya gaand he saali bilkul bhainsa jaisa.... Lungi me mera  kala bada lavda khada hogaya

V: oye suresh tereko kaam milgaya.. Is kushi me daaru pilao
Me: ha bhai.. Kuch bhi karumga tere liye...

Phir mene jhopda chala aur gabbu se ye baat bola....
Vo bhi kush hua..

Me:bhai shirt tayar hua kya
Ga: ha bhai
.. Aur usne diya mene pehna... Ek hi jatka mera kando ek jatka diya... Shirt fada...
Ga: bhai kya kiya tune
Me: mene kuch nahi kiya bhai..
Ga: chalo... Ek aur silta hu... Aur usne tape nappna chate he...

Usne tape mera chati se napra he..









Ga: bhai kya gajab chathi he bhai... Tape se bhi age badr he... Tera chathi chauda dekhe.. Ladkiya marjata...
Me: kya baat kare ho...

Ga: sach bhai bilkul sanju baba jaisa he tere chathi....

Aur usne mera kandho aur hath ka napra he..







G: kya mast hath he bhai bicep tricep... Bilkul salmaan jaisa... Auntyiya marjata ...

G: kya mast body yaar... Tere isliye shirt phada he...
Aur usne niche kaccha par napra he...

G: bhai kaccha chod langot pehnle.
Me: kyu
Ga: bhai tere kaccha fad jata...





Usne mere lavda par najar kara he...
Ga: bhai tere kaccha andar bada lund hoga... 8 inch ka
Me: kya baat kare ho bhai..
Ga: sach bhai mene
Isi. Waqt me.. Andar se....gabbbu o gabbu bolke ek awaj aya..

Ek aurat aya... Dikhne me maduri dixit jaisa...
Ghora chikini kamar... Chera to dekhte padhake muh me lavda dalna chahta hu.... Gaand gora bhi he..




Gaabbu: maa kyu ayi. Mye meri maa anjali
Anjali: gab....... Bolte hi mereko dekha... He....... Mera chauda chahti.. Mera biceps... Mera kaccha... Bilkul kala sandaaz jaisa dikra hu...






Anjali: ye kaun he..
Ga: ji maa ye suresh hamare gaauv se.. Kachrawala he.. Shehar me kaam ke loye aya.. He..
Mene namaste kiya
(Man me) is sale ki itna sundari maa he...

Gaabbu ki maa mere ko dekhra he aisa hi khadake...

G: maa
Anjali:ha... Hosh me ake..ha gabbu atta kam hogaya jake suji leao kiran pe jake..
G: chalta hu..
Aur anjali andar gaya...
G: tikh bhai... Shirt silake deta hu
S: ha bhai... Chalta hu...

Aur mene jhopda chala gaya subah mil ha ring ko dekh ke 2 mahina ke baad me amir hojaunga..... Me so gaya

[Potlagitta]

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[Potlagitta]

Subah 3 hogaya... Is dauran mera lund chadar me salam kiya swapna aunty ko... Man karta he us randi ko jhopda me chodu lekin voto bada ghar wala he... Me towel leke kaccha pehanke jhopda ke 1 km ke door ek kinare me jake naharaha tha...





Usi vakt ek mere sar par pani mar ra the... Mene bola"ye makyalowde.. Dekh ke naha kar".. Us se awaz.. "Kaun he vo sala madarchod."


Us vaqt andhera tha kuch nahi dikhra tand ka mausam tha isliye
Mene dekha tha.. Me apne ankhe bada kiya..

Usne bola" are behnkelowde tu... Suresh"..
Me bola "arey raju tum "
Raju bola " bhai yeh kya kareho.. Aur kab aya shehar me.. Bhosdike itne saal bad"
Me bola" bhai itni prashn ek bar.. Panch din hogaya ake.. Kuch kaam ke liye aya... "
R: bhai ek jappi to do.. Itni saal bad
Me: are naharahu bhai
R: itni subah
Me: ha bhai kaam lagaya
R: kya kaam he
Me: subah kachra utana aur ek ghar me kamwala ka
R: shehar ake bhi hamara ka kaam nahi choda
Me: tu bhi nahi choda
R: yaad he vo samay
Me: ha

Raaju aur m chaddi dost he uske parivar aur hamare parivar dosti ban gayi.. Din bhar gauv ko round marte khub masti karte the... 7 umr me jab hum nadi kinare par nahate he tab raju aur me kaccha ke utharke snan kiye the tab hamara lund ke chamdi neche karke dikhe the..... Rat ke samay gauv me ek tv me cinema dekhthe... Aur dono  rat me jungli suar ka shikar karte the...kachreme kisi cinema horine athe the us par hilathe hum khet me rat ko....


Phir mene nahaya aur bat chit hui aur nikal padakaam ke


Me: memsaab darwaja kholiye
S: are thu itni subah agaya
Me: ha ji hum log yeh par ut the
S: chal jaldi se jadhu pocha maro ghar me
Me: tik he memsaab

Mene dekha ghar ko swarg ki tarah he... Ek dum jhakkas
Phir me ne jhaadu mara tha..... Phir swapna aunty aya saadi me



Ekdum kadak sadi me sanskaari me...bade bade aam ka sthan aur chikini kamar aur gaand bhainsa jaisa hilathe hui ayi

S: me pooja karthi hu... Jaake barthan dho
Me: tik he memsaab
Swapna aunty ne pooja karna shuru kiya

Mene barthan doya
Dopahar hogaya

Me: memsaab dopahar hogaya khane ke liye
S:ha me lata hun
Me: mere muh me paani nikalne lagi
Swapna aunty ne ek paper lake mere age rakha

Me:ye kya he memsaab
S:plates nahi he isliye ye

Mereko itne ghussa aya ki saali ko usi waqt usko b*latk*rke chale jau

Aur usne paper me chawal dal raha tha... Aur daal

Usi waqt uski bade bade raseele aam dikhaya... Ekdum mote mote... Us se ek parivar ka doodh miljatha...



Aur mene khana shuru kiya.... Swadisht khana tha

S: khana accha he suresh
Me:ha memsaab  par
S:par kya
Me: vo he ki hum log is waqt suar ya bhainsa soup khate he memsaab
S: chi.... Vo kaisa khate tum
Me: humlog jo bhi cheap miljathe khate he ji
Swapna muh modliya aur sink me thuka....

S: le suresh jakar khapda do me snan karne jarahu
Me: tik he memsaab

Randi ne door lock kiya.... Mene kuch khapda dhoke bathrrom ki doosri taraf gaya kidki ke pas

Mene stool pe chadkar dheka ek kidki se.... Waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kya nazri he..... Ek dum swarg ke rambha jaisa

Uske chikini kamar moti gaand dekh ke me pagal hogaya..mere gala sukh gaya

Mera kacha fad ke mere kala lavda salm kiya use..mera kaccha girgaya









Mene mera lund ko bola . bhai yaha kaam ke loye aya.. Ruko bhai rat ko kisi bhi gaand me jao..



Mera lund: ja bey..Meto jaunga.. Mera lund ko pakad ke hilane laga.. Saali ko dekh gaali derahu.....

Uski gaand ko ek bar chatna he... Saali sanskari randi.. Ghee ghee khake aise banate ye log


Saali nahakarke arahi thi... Mene gahbraht me kaccha pehnliye.. Aur kapda dorahu

S: are kya kapda abhi bhi nahi doya
Me: ha kara hu ji
S: jaldi karo...

4 baj gaya swapna aunty ne bulaya aur hath me 40 rupaya rakha mene hath jodke namaste kiya aur chala...

Rat hogaya... Jhopda agaya... Aspas sutta marne gaya... Raju milgaya...

Raju:bhai kaam hogaya
Me: ha
Raju: to chal
Me: kaha
Raju:are chalna.

Vo mereko ek kabristhan me chalaya...
Raju ke parivar ... Uska parivar ke dadaji .. Purv ke samay par log kul milke kaam karthe the.. Us samay ek naya kaam kartha tha .. Matlab kabristhan ka palak.. Jo lasho ke pal karthe.. Us lasho aag laga dethe... Raju vahi kaam karthe the




R: bhai yaha hamara sangh he
Me:tik he..
Kabristhan me kayi lasho he badboodar ghatiya... Ek kone me ek ladki awaj araha tha... Ahhh
R: bhai ek ladki mili he..
Me: me bhi chodta hu..

Jake milit to vo ladki lete huey the... Dikne me to saali disha patani jaisa....




Mene mera kaccha utara aur raju par phenke
R: kya bey laude...
Me: ja be saaley.. Me haske... Us ladki ko tange kholke chut chatrahu... Ahhhhhhhhhhh itna kiya ki vo peshab kari


Uski peshab pili.. Aur mene mera kala bada lund ko chut me dala... Ahhhhhjhhhhh swarg ka dwar.. Ehansus hua.

Jhatke me saree lawda dala.... Vo chiki he..
R:bhai ne chauka mara.. Sab log hasrehe



Mene disha ki poster man me dekh ke usko chodra hu... Ahhhhh ahhhhhhh uski chut andar garam garam hua.. Ragad ragad ke chodra he subah swapna aunty ko man me rakh ke ladki ki gand me lund dala..... Ahhhhhhhh bas sadak par kuto ki tarah chodra hu.. Jeb bahar nikalke......

Adhaganta tak chodke.. Sara maal gand me dala... Aur muh mekala bada lund dal a.... Mera mote supda dekh ke dar gayi.. Mote supda hi chusa.... Muh me maal dala... Chere pe 1 rupi dal ke let gaya me...

Kuch der baad raju bulaya..

Bhainsa ka sir ka soup tayar huya... Aag me bhains ka sir ujalrahe...



R: kya bhai kaisa he maal
Me: mast
R: le ye daaru pi
Mene daaru piya.... Waqt 2 baje  .

Aur me ne sogaya usi khabiristhan me

[Potlagitta]

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[Potlagitta]

Me to subah utah... Dekhte.... As pas gandi nali he... Me utke
. naha ke... Kaam pe gaya



Aur jab me darwaja dabaya tab khula tha... Memsaab..... Swapna saadi pehnri he.... Kya khubsruti he..



S: kise ah sakte ho andar ko.... Jao...
Swapna man me( aise kise ganda insaan he.. Chi low class kahinka)
Man me me( randi to full kadak maal he)

Tod dher baad memsaab agayi aur bole bhartan dho

Me barran dhora hu... Ek baar ajib si chilana aya..me gabrahat me.. Gaya dekhne ke liye

Dekha to.. S: mera saadi phat gaya...
Me: bas itni si baat memsaab
S: ha mere manpasand saadi
Me: bas silwane se phir bansakta
S: par is area me aisa koi nahi he silwana keliye
Me: are memsaab mera ek dosth he jo acche kapda silte he
S: kaha rehta he..
Me: bas is km ki basti me
S: par man me (chi itni gandi basti me silwana he mereko... Us gande nali kinare log kaale jhopda yaak... Kise manush hota he)
S: tik he aur koi rasta nahi he..

Phir mene memsaab leke basti gaya...

Swapna aunty dekhra he... Gande raste sadak... Ganda log.. Badboodar nali... Kala log... Harami baccha khelra he... Ek high class sanskaari aurat ek low class jhopad me ara he..




Gaabu se pas agaya..

G: bhai kise he tu..
Me: tikh hu ye gaabbu he talior.
S: ji namaste...
G:kaun he..
Me: mera memsaab... Ek saadi silwana keliye aya
G: tik he karta hu... Border size ke liye tape napna padega... Par mera assisntant ab nahi aya...
S: to kise ab
Ga: bhai tu tape lekar napo
Me: kya kehro vo mera memsaab

G: bhai tu gao me kiya tana.. Isliye kehra hu ab assisnt bhi nahi he
Me: tik he...

Tape lekar me mesaab ke piche khda hogaya

G: pehla breast napo
Me: ha.. Mene hath se uska size napa...
36 he..

Swapna man me(issssss kya hora he mreko... Ek gair mard mereko chura he...)



Uske bade mote aam rasele doodh factory ko chu ha to.. Mera lavda tanne rah....

G: kamar ke lo..
Me: napa.. 30 he




Swapna man me( ye kya hora he mra... Dil tez doudrahe.. Kyu.. Mera back ko ek mard chuha . vo bhi gareebi)

Man me me (ufff kya kale gaand he saali ki.. Sanskari randi.. Ghee khake aise hote....)

Mene swapna ki garam hote hui dekha.. Aur mene apna hath ko gand par rakh ke dabaya..... Kya mast xhance he... Bhagwaan.. Hath ko naahi dhota hu ..

G: tikh he ji aur apna border lgake sadi bana tu
S: kitne dino ke baad dete
G: ji 10 din
S: aur paise
G: 100 dijiye
S: bas itni se he....
G: aur kya karte he hum gareeb log
S: tik he..

Aur swapna us basti se jatu he ... Man me(kya roz he.. Gandi badboodar kale log ko dekha aur gareeb nemere jaisa sanskari pooja pat padnewali auarto ko chuha..... Ab ghar jake nahana chahiye )

Me bhi chala..

Aur shaam hone ka bad laut aya... Shirt lene keloye

Me: bhai mera shirt
G: ha hogaya...
Gabbu ne shirt diya aur me pehna
G: pehalwaan jaisa ho.. Kaccha bhi karwalo bhai
M: ha bhai purani hogaya... Fada bhi

G: maa ek bar ao..
Tabhi anjali ma agaya.. Ekdum sanskaari



Anjali: namaste beta
Me: ha nji
A: kyu aye beta
Me: shirt leneke
G: ma us tape lekar napo
A: kya
G: uska kaccha
Me: bhai tu kya baat kare ho
G:: bhai aur yaha koi bhi nahi he.. Subah bolana
Me: parv vo teri ma he
G: vo bhi talior he...
A: koi baat nahi beta... Tum mera beta jaisa vo... Aur kayi kaccho silaya hhi

Aur mene shirt upar karke khada..

Anjali ne ankhe bada karke kahada he.. Aur gaabu ki taraf dekha..

Mera kala bada lavda usko salami kharehe... Kaccha me hi..



Anjali ne mera kaccha par hath rakha aur mera kamar ke napo... 42 bola.....





Aur usne mera kala lavda par hath rakha aur... Mal.. Tak kaha.. 8 inch he...



Gabbu ye dekhe ke man me( kise sanskari ma ek dost beta ka lavda ko napra he usi bete ki age... Vo bhi uska lavda ghoda jaisa)



Ga: bhai tu gadha godha.. Itna size to me aj tak nahi dekha.. Ekdum rakshas jaisa..

Ek kehte hi turant anjali ne room se bahar chalgaya..

G: koi baat nahi kuch kaam keliye

Me: ha bhai kab donge
G:2 baad...

Aue laut aya jhopda me


Soye hue.. Man me bas aur bardaash nahi karunga.. Kal swapna ko chodke rahunga kuch bhi hojaye

[Potlagitta]

Yah par apke vichar likiye kyuki ye dekh ke me likne ke liye koshish karta hu

[Potlagitta]

Phir se likna chata hu...apka koi interest he

[Potlagitta]

Ap log ka view kya he dhobi chamar ke logo par?
Kya vo log bahut badboodar kaam aur rowdy hote he aur bahut balwan hote... Gauv chodke sheahr me watchman, gaurd, bhikari banke ji rahe he..... Aur cops bhi usse danta the... Bahut zalil hote he ye....

Bhains, suar, murgi bakri bahut khate he...


Kya he sach he

[Potlagitta]

Shwetaanup ne rat ko nahi so paya.... Jab ek gareeb kandhan dalit ladka uska muscled hatho se touch kiya.... Aur uska kala abda mota lavda dekha... Ne se uska mangalsutrapar hath lagake... Ek finger ko apne chut me rakh ke... Ghuma rahe....

Us rat vo apna khandhan sanskar bool gaya...


Aur sogaya...

Jab me memsab ki room kharkhara kara.. Aur memesab ne darwaja khola aur smile karthi.. Bola " suresh " abhi agaya... Samay 3 hora....

S: vo memsab mereko kuch kaam he rat me
Mem: chalo kam karo..
Mene jaldi se jaldi... Jbarthan dhoya.. Kchra utaya... Toilet clean kiya...

Aur mene kaam katham karke... Road pe gaya...



Dekha ek film aya... Vo he.... Pushpa film samantha
Uska najook dhora kamar aur bade bade chonche...

Mene theatre me ₹10 ticket leke... Niche floor ticket leke.. Baita..


Item song athe hi.....

Sab log nachne laga...


Me bhi nache...

Us aag me mene ek aunty ki gaand ko thappad mara...

Aunty :ye kya kiya vo dekha gussa se


Mene chal be saali aur gaand ko marke bhagaya use...

Bade buzur log lund hilara..
Me bhi apna kala lavda ko hilaya....

Aur sogaya film... Me... Aur theatre me hi peshab kiya.....


Aur rat ko jhopda gaya bhina khaya so gaya