Romance Samay ka pahiya

[Rocky the disaster]

Ye romantic sex kahani un dino ki hai jab main coaching me padhta tha. Main ek 24 saal ka sidha sadha sa ladka tha, bilkul shant apne samay se pareshan, intejaar kar rha tha ki kab mera samay badlega.
Main apne ghar waalo se lad kar taiyari karne ek anjaan shahar me aa gaya tha. ghar waalo se ladne ke kaaran main kisi se paise bhi nahi mang raha tha. mere 2 bhai the, par wo bhi mujhe yaad nahi kar rhe the. kyunki sabhi mujhe nakara samajhte the.
Main kaise bhi kar ke ek chhote se room me reh rha tha aur tution padha kar apna kaam chala rha tha. Ab aage..

Aaj coaching kafi der me chhuti, tution padhane aur coaching ke baad main kafi thak gaya tha. raat ke karib 11 baj rahe the, main 2 aalu ke parathe lekar tej kadmo ke sath Sadak ke kinare kinare sir neeche kiye hue apni jindagi ko koste hue tej kadmo ke saath aage badh rha tha.

Achanak ek Tej aawaj karti hui bolero ki awaj aayi main dar gaya, pichhe mud kar dekha to wo ek activa ko takkar maar kar teji se nikal gai.

Main daud kar us andhere me us admi ke pass pahucha, wo koi 35-40 saal ka aadmi raha hoga. Usko kafi chot lagi thi, khoon bhi beh raha tha aur behosh ho gaya tha.

Use is halat me dekh kar main dar gaya. main waha se bhaga. par kuchh dur jane par mera mann mujhe dhitkarne laga. Maine socha ab tak to wo mar gaya hoga.

Par fir socha chalo ek baar dekh hi lete hai. itna sochte hi main daud kar uske pass pahucha. Maine 108 number par call kiya aur apni location aur details batayi. thodi der me ambulance aa gai aur main usko lekar hospital pahucha gaya.

Isi beech maine uska purse nikala jisme 2000 ki 8 note aur kuchh rupye the. wo dekh kar meri jaan me jaan aayi, usme sath ek atm card aur id padi thi.

Uska naam ramesh tha aur uska address bhi tha. maine uska mobile liya aur jaise hi on kia to bada sa lock laga tha.

Tabhi doctor aaya puchha “kaun hai tumhara?”

maine socha kuchh idhar udhar bataya to 36 sawal puchhenge iski jaan jyada jaruri hai.

to Maine kaha “mere bade bhaiya hai Ramesh.”

Dr ne kaha “pareshan hone ki baat nhi hai behosh hai sir me chot aai hai, par aadhe ek ghante me hosh aa jaega. Dawa wagaira le aao.

Main dawa wagairah le kar aaya aur doctor sahab ko de diye aur baaki payment ki. Ab meri jaan me jaan aai.

Is wakayat ke baad to meri bhukh hi mar gai th,i maine wo parathe kutto ko khilaye aur pani pikar us aadmi ke pass baith gaya, aur fir pata nahi kab meri aankh lag gai.

Achanak se kisi ne mujhe hilaya, main dar kar utha dekha to Dr sahab aa gye the aur ramesh mujhko dekh rha tha.

Dr – sahi samay par le aaye apne bhai ko nahi to kuchh bhi ho sakta tha.

Fir unke jaane ke baad maine puri ghatna ramesh bhai sahab ko batayi. Unhone mujhe dil se sukriya-ada kiya aur maine unka phone unhe wapis lota diya. unhone apne ghar walo ko ghatna ke baare me bataya.

Tabhi main jaane laga, ke Unhone mujhe roka aur kaha “tum abhi nhi ja sakte ho. Abhi yahi baitho.”

Mujhe aisa mehsoos hua jaise bada bhai haq se mujhe rok raha hai. Main wahi chair par baitha gaya. Fir unhone mere baare me puchha, to maine sab kuchh apne baare me bataya.

Tabhi Dr sahab aa gye, unhone kaha “tum ab sahi ho 10 din ki dawa le lo aur ja sakte ho.”

Ramesh bhai sahab mujhe apne ghar lekar aa gye, main gate par pahuchte hi bola ki ab main chalta hu.

Wo bole “ruko tum abhi nahi ja sakte ho, ghar chalo”.

main sankoch karte karte ghar ke andar pahuch gaya aur bade se sofe par baith gaya. wo 2 manjila bahut hi bada sa ghar tha. Par ghar me koi nhi dikh raha tha. main soch raha tha ki inka bhi meri tarah haal hai akele hai. ye sochte hue Main bhavuk hogaya.

Tabhi upar se ek mata ji aati dikhai di, wo roti hui unse aakar lipat gai. tabhi ek lady aur aayi aur unke gale lag gayi, shayad ye unki wife hongi.

Ab un dono ka rona chalu tha, ye sab dekh kar main bhi bhavuk ho gaya tha.

Ramesh bhaisab ne unko hilaya aur alag kiya aur pani lane ko kaha. wo lady andar se pani lekar aai aur unhone mujhe aur bhaisahab ko pani diya.

fir unhone sari ghatna batayi, jiske baad unki maa mujh ko pakad kar rone lagi. Is mahol ke baad thodi der me sab kuch normal hua.

Ramesh – tum jakar fresh ho lo tab tak nashta ban jayega.

Main laut kar aaya tab tak nashta dining table par lag chuka tha. Main shanti se baitha kar nashta kar raha tha ki tabhi..

Maaji – rahul ab se tum isi ghar me rahoge ab se ye tumhara bhi ghar hai.

Main – nahi maa ji main yaha nhi reh sakta aap logo ka itna pyaar hi mere liye kafi hai.

Ramesh – tumne mujhe apna bhai bola hai, maa sahi keh rahi hai.

Main – nahi bhaisahab.

Maa ji – beta ramesh ne tumhare baare me sab kuch bata diya hai. Hamara itna bada ghar hai. Mujhe maa ji bolte ho isko bhaisahab bolte ho, Ab se tumhe bhi yahi rehna hai. Main kuchh nahi sunna chahti jald se jald apna saman yaha le laao. Tution vagaira band aur achhe se IAS ki taiyari karo sara kharch hum log uthayenge.

Ab mujhe kuchh samajh me nahi aa rha tha.

Main sir neeche kar ke baitha tha.

Ramesh – jyada socho mat chalo saman lekar aate hai.

Main – nahi bhaisahab aap yahi aaram kijie aapko aaram ki jaroorat hai.

Ramesh – dekha na maa kitna khayal rakhta hai. Ab jaldi jaao aur saman lekar aao. Tum apna number do aur room kaha hai tumhara?

Main – arre bhaisahab main saman le aunga.

Ramesh – main bhi chal raha hu.

Naste ke baad fir main unke sath apne room aaya aur hum saman pack kar ke ghar aa gye.

Maaji – tumhra upar ka kamra hai ja kar saman set kar lo.

Main upar gaya aur dekha. Bahut hi shandar well furnished room with attached bathroom aur balcony. main to dekhte hi khush ho gaya.

Maine sab saman set kia aur let gaya, AC ki hawa lagte hi kab need aa gai pata hi nhi chala. jab meri aankh khuli to dekha shaam ho chuki thi.

Tabhi bhaisahab aaye unhone mujhe chai ka cup pakdate hue mere sath baith gye.

Ramesh – tumko dekh kar bahut achha lagta hai, ab mujhe bhai ki kami mehsoos nhi hogi. Tum mehnat se padho aur maa papa ka naam roshan karo. Taiyaar ho jaao shopping ke liye chalna hai.

Ham dono taiyar hokar activa se mall pahuch gye. Bhaisahab ne bahut saare kapde kharidwaye, fir ham log baate karte karte pizza burger khae aur ghar aaye.

Room me pahuchte hi main bed par let gaya aur bahut khush tha, aaj pehli baar maine itni shopping ki thi, tabhi bhaiya aa gaye.

Ramesh – chalo neeche aa jaao khana khate hai.

Main – bhaiya mujhe thodi bhi bhook nhi hai, maine aaj tak itna sab na kabhi khaya na kbhi khareeda.

Ramesh – pagal hai kya sab kuchh tera hi to hai aaj ke baad, aisa kuchh sochna bhi nhi.

Unhone ne mujhe gale se lagaya aur bole – Chal ab neeche aaja.

Main – par bhaiya mujhe bhook nhi hai.

Ramesh – chal thoda hi kha le.

Main – thik hai aata hu.

uske baad Main neeche aa jata hu.

At dining table..

Khana bilkul ready tha. Main ek chair par baith gaya bagal me maa ji samne bhaiya bhabhi.

Sabne plate me khana nikala.

Ramesh – ye tumhari Rashmi bhabhi bahut hi seedhi sadhi pyaar se khana bahut hi achha banati hai. Kaisa khana hai??

Main – bahut hi achha hai. Maine to aaj tak aisa khana nahi khaya.

Ramesh – to jaldi khaao kuchh bhi chhodna mat.

Main khana kha kar upar apne room me pahuch gaya, aur table par apni books sajane laga aur kursi pe baith kar book khol kar padhne laga.

Tabhi ramesh bhaiya ka chehra ankho ke samne aa gaya.. Kitne saaf dil ke aur kitne achhe hai.

Bhaiya Bangalore me MNC me ek bahut bade engineer the. Lekin savbhav se kabhi bhi kisi ko mehsoos nahi hone dete the. Bhaiya ki job aisi thi ki kabhi is desh to kabhi us desh. kabhi ye project to kabhi wo, ek jagah ek shahar me muskil se 10-15 din rukte the. lagbhag pura world dekh chuke the. Maaji se bahut pyaar karte the. Akele the na koi bhai na koi bahan. unke papa bhi ek bahut bade engineer the, unka ek car accident me swargwas ho gaya tha. 2 wheeler ke shaukin the, ghar me kai bikes thi CBR, royal Enfield lekin scooty chalana bahut achha lagta tha.

Main kab waise hi so gaya pata hi nhi chala…

Aise hi aram se 15 din gujar gye, main ab sabhi se kafi ghul mil gaya tha aur ab mujhe kafi achha lagne laga tha. ab mujhe apna ghar lagta tha, jisme bhaiya aur maji ka bahut bada hath tha. Bhabhi bhi achhi thi.

ab main achhe se padhai me concentrate karne laga tha. Sabhi mujhko bahut pyaar karte the.

Ek shaam bhaiya mere kamre me aaye..

Ramesh – kal main bangalore ke liye nikal raha hu. Maa aur bhabhi ka khayal rakhna.

Main – bhaiya kal ja rahe hai aap aur ab bata rahe hai.

Main bahut dukhi ho gaya aur Ankho se halke ansu aa gye.

Ramesh – ro mat, Pahli baar nhi jaa raha hu.

Main – mere samne to nhi gye na.

Ramesh – ab mujhe bhi rulayega kya? Maa diabetic hai dawa ke liye dhyan dete rahna.

Main – thik hai.

Bhaiya ko main subah flight ke liye chhodne gaya. 

[Rocky the disaster]

Main ab apni padhayi aur dainik kaamo me laga hua tha, main hamesha apne me hi khoya rehta tha, subah nasta – coaching – lunch – pdhai – dinner – padhai bas yahi jindagi chal rahi thi.

Aaj dhire dhire us ghatna ko kuch ek mahina hone wala tha aur bhaisahab ko gye 15 din ho rahe the. Ab main wo sab ghatna bhul gaya tha.  Raat ko kareeb 11pm ka samay raha hoga, main apne room me baith kar padhai kar raha tha. Padhte padhte thoda thakavat si mehsoos ho rahi thi, maine socha kyun na thoda sa tahal liya jaye fir padha jayega.
Main terrace par aa gaya tha, dekha to waha par bhabhi khadi thi dusri taraf muh kar ke, main bhabhi ke pass ja kar khada ho gaya.
Bhabhi thoda dar gayi, jab mujhko dekha tab relax ho gai.
Main – bhabhi itni raat me?
Bhabhi – bas aise hi hawa lene aa gayi thi main to hamesha yaha aati hu.
Maine bhabhi ki or dekha chehre me thoda udasi si thi.
Main – hmmm.
Bhabhi – tum yaha kya kar rahe ho?
Main – padh rha tha neend aa rahi thi isliye tahalne chala aaya.
Bhabhi – chaayi piyoge!! Neend chali jayegi?
Main – rehne dijiye.
Bhabhi – arre isi bahane main bhi pi lungi.
Main – thik hai.
Bhabhi neeche chali gayi chai banane.
Main soch me doob gaya.
Bhabhi kitni achhi hai, kitna masoom sa chehra hai par udaas hai. Mera kitna khayal rakhti hai. Aur ek main hu kabhi khayal hi nhi rakhta bas padhai. Kitna swarthi ho gaya hu. Kisi par dhyan hi nhi deta, bhaiya ko gye 15 din hogae maine kabhi call bhi nahi ki wo kaise hai???
Ab mujhe apne aap par gussa aa raha tha, tab maine socha ki main ab apna ghar ka chhota beta hone ka farj ada karunga. Sabhi ka khayal rakhunga aur kisi ko udas nahi hone dunga.
Ye sochte hue mere ankho me aansu aa gye. Tabhi bhabhi aa gai.
Bhabhi – kya hua tumhri aakho me aansu?
Main – kuchh nahi.
Bhabhi – koi to baat hai batao.
Main – aap mera kitna khayal rakhti hai, aur ek main hu jo kabhi aapka khayal nahi rakhta.
Bhabhi – pagal ho tum, ham sabhi logo se itna pyaar karte ho ye kam hai kya, lo chai piyo nhi to thandi ho jayegi aur meri mehnat bekar ho jayegi.
Main – sorry bhabhi.
Bhabhi – chhodo, ye batao tumhari padhai kaisi chal rahi hai?
Main – badhiya.
Ek sip lene ke baad.
Main – bhaiya ka phone aaya tha kya?
Bhabhi – baat mat karo unki, jis din wo pahuche the us din aaya tha, bas ye jaha ki main sahi salamat pahuch gaya hu. Aur aaj tak phone nahi aaya. Ye to unki purani aadat hai. Waha ja kar kaam ke aage sab kuchh bhool jate hai. Ab to mujhe bhi koi chinta nhi rehti.
Main – maine aaj tak unse baat nhi ki.
Ek sip lene ke baad bhabhi boli – koi baat nhi, ho sakta hai wo phone receive bhi na kare. Work load kafi hota hai.
Main – aap bor nhi ho jati hai. Kahi jati bhi nhi!! Pura din ghar me??
Bhabhi – nahi to!!! Ab to aadat ho gayi hai itna sara kaam rehta hai.
Main – aap bahut hoshiyar hai. Sab kuchh bahut achhe se sambhalti hai.
Bhabhi – bachpan se yahi to seekha hai. Chalo ab neeche chale.
Main – hmmm, good night.
Bhabhi – good night.
Mai ab neeche aa gaya. Let te hi so gaya.
Subah fir wahi din chadh gya..
Raat ko..
Mere room ka gate khula hua tha, main padh raha tha. Tabhi bhabhi aa gai.
Bhabhi – ye lo chai pi lo.
Main – thank you bhabhi. Mujhe neend aa rahi thi.
Bhabhi – tum padho main ja rahi hu.
Main – bhabhi bethiye na. Main bhi akele bor ho jata hu.
Bhabhi – nahi tum padho.
Main – plz bhabhi.
Bhabhi – ok. Kya padha rhe ho?
Main – history, bahut hi ghatiya subject hai.
Bhabhi – wo kaise?
Main – kewal date, name, ladai bakwaas hai.
Bhabhi – hmmm, isiliye bor ho rahe the.
Main – hmm.
Bhabhi – history ko kahani ki tarah padho to achha bhi lage.
Main – wo kaise ho sakta hai?
Bhabhi – kaun si book padh rahe ho?
Main – madhyakalin bharat.
Bhabhi – main thodi help karu?
Maine socha kya batayegi aisa kabhi ho sakta hai kya?
Main – haa bataiye.
Fir bhabhi ne ek topic padhaya jab babar aaya tha.
Unhone aisi roop rekha taiyar ki mujhe lag raha tha jaise koi movie chal rahi ho.
Topic khatam hone ke baad main bahut khush ho gaya. Main bhabhi ko aise dekh raha tha ki jaise statue.
Main – aap to puri magical ho, kya padhaya hai. Ab tak aap kaha thi? Main kitna pareshan rehta tha.
Bhabhi – maine M.A ki hai mera favorite subject history tha.
Main – wow.
Maine aaj tak kabhi koi aisa history ka teacher nhi dekha.
Main – plz mujhe history padha dijiye plzzzzz.
Fir main ghutno me baith kar bhabhi ka hath pakad kar vinti karne laga.
Bhabhi muskurate hue – thik hai isi samay padha dungi free hoti hu.
Main – jab aapke paas samay ho tab padha dijiye.
Bhabhi – thik hai. Ab main ja rahi hu.
Main – good night bhabhi.
Bhabhi – good night.
Unke jaane ke baad main bilkul shocked reh gaya tha.
Bhabhi bilkul genius thi. Aur aise hi har raat bhabhi mujhko padha deti thi. Aur halki fulki ghar ki baate bhi ho jati thi.
Main dhire dhire bhabhi ke nature aur hoshiyari ka fan ho gaya tha.
Ek din early morning me bhabhi ghabrate hue mere pass aai rote hue batane lagi ki maji ki tabiyat kharab hai, maji ko ghabrahat hone lagi aur paseene paseene hone lagi, main daud kar neeche pahucha aur ham log maji ko lekar hospital aa gye.
Dr. – glucose level jyada hone ke karan aisa hua hai, ghabrane ki koi baat nahi hai. Sab sahi ho jayega aaj yahi admit rahne do kal le jana.
Main – thik hai dr sahab.
Fir maine bhabhi aap so jaiye kaha.
Main waise hi puri raat jagta raha.
Subah main bhabhi ke uthne ke baad.
Main – bhabhi chaliye main aapko ghar chhod kar aata hu.
Bhabhi – rehne do.
Main – aap uthiye main chhod kar aata hu.
Bhabhi – thik hai.
Aur mai pure din raat maji ki dekh rekh me laga rha. Fir ham log ghar lot aaye.
Agle din lunch par.
Bhabhi – thank you
Maaji – (thoda aankhe nam karte hue) beta agar tum na hote to hamara kya hota?
Main – aap log kaisi baate kar rahi hai. Kya aap log mujhko paraya samjhti hai.
Fir ham log aram se khana khaye.
Ab maji aur bhabhi meri jimmedari dekh kar bahut khush thi. Unko lag raha tha ki wo log ab akeli nhi hai koi unka dekh bhal karne ke liye hai.
Ab mera fir se wahi routine ho gaya tha.
Bhabhi firse mujhe padhane lagi thi, ab to ham dono ki adat ho gai thi mujhko aur bhabhi ko khana khatam hone ka intezaar rahta tha.
Bhabhi ko mai pakad kar room le aata tha ki chaliye padhaiye, bhabhi bhi mann se padhati thi, fir ek dedh ghante padhane ke baad hum log ghumte aur baate karte the, bhabhi apne pariwar ke baare me batati thi.
Kuchh idhar udhar ki baate hone ke baad hum log sone chale jaate the, kabhi kabhi to hamari baate itni gahari ho jati thi ki raat ke 2-3 baj jaate the.
Ek din coaching ke liye jaise hi main ghar se nikala, gali se mudate hi ek kayamat si dikhne wali ladki ne mujhse lift mangi.
Main – ji bataiye.
Wo ladki – plz mujhe dhey acadmi tak chhod sakte hai kya? Meri scooty kharab ho gai hai.
Main – ji bilkul, mai bhi wahi ja raha hu.
Wo ladki – thanks.
Main – thanks pahuchne ke baad dijiyega.
Main shanti se scooty chalata rha.
Kuch 20 min ki travel ke baad ham log coaching ke gate par.
Wo ladki – thanks.
Main – it’s ok.
Wo mujhse hath milane ke liye hath aage badhati hai.
Ladki – sandhya, and nice to meet you.
Main – rahul baidave main bhi isi coaching me padhta hu.
Sandhya – kis class me?
Main – morning batch me.
Sandhya – main bhi.
Main – lot te wakt bhi chalna chaho to chal sakti ho.
Sandhya – ok.

[Rocky the disaster]

Main class khatm hone ka intezar kar raha tha ki kab ye borring topic khatam hoga kab main sandhya ke sath jaunga, kab meri suni si scooty pe meri princess baithegi.

Pehli baar jindagi me mujhe kisi ko dekh kar mere dil me halchal uthi thi, kitni pyaari hai kitni sidhi, gora sa mukhda lambe kaale baal pyaari si muskaan na jada lambi na hi jada chhoti.

Kapdo me sadgi, salwaar kamij pehne hue, aise lagta tha koi pari utari ho asman se. Agar ye keh de to chaand tare tod kar jameen me fulon ki tarah saja du.

Kab ye class khatam hogi kab usse baat karne ko milegi. Baat karti hai to aise lagta hai jaise phool jhad rahe ho.

Teacher – rahul kaha khoye hue ho?

Main – (hadbadate hue) haan sir.

Teacher – idhar dhyan do.

Main – haan sir.

Kisi tarah wo class khatam hui aur ek baja, main stand ki taraf badha scooty nikal kar bahar uska intejar karne laga.

Kuchh der me rashmi mujhko dikhai di, wo apni kisi saheli se baat karti hui aur aate hue mujhko dekh kar muskurai aur hath dekar rukne ko kaha 2 mins ka ishara karte hue. Maine bhi sir hila kar ashwasan dia, fir wo kuchh der baad aayi.

Sandhya – arre yaar wo meri friend ko notes chahiye tha wahi de rahi thi.

Main – it’s ok.

Maine scooty badha di. Main shanti se scooty chala raha tha.

5 min baad..

Sandhya – class me tumko sir ne bulaya tha. Koi problem thi kya??

Main – (mann me – tumhari hi yaado me khoya tha) arre yaar bas aise hi ghar ki kuchh baat yaad aa gai thi.

Sandhya – haan ho jata hai, aisi borring class me.

Main – hmmm.

Fir wahi shanti..

5 min baad..

Sandhya – tumhara ghar kaha hai?

Main – bas us mod se thoda sa aage. 10-12 makaan chhod kar.

Sandhya – badhiya hai.

Fir wahi shanti..

5 min baad..

Sandhya – tumhare ghar me kon kon hai??

Main – maa, bhaiya, bhabhi. Bhaiya adhiktar bahar rehte hai.

Fir thodi der baad mod aa gaya wo utar kar chali gai aur mai aage badh gaya, main thoda sa aage badha, fir scooty khadi ki aur pichhe daud kar aaya, maine gali me se jhank kar sandhya ko dekha, par wo nahi najar aai.

Mai mayus sa apne ghar ko dheere dheere chal diya, kash maine usse sahi se baat ki hoti, usse number hi le liya hota. Par main in sab mamlo me bewkoof aur aise bewkoofo ke sath aisa hi hota hai. Beta tum chup chaap padho aur kuchh na ho payega.

Isi mayusi ke sath ghar pahucha gaya. Ghar pahuchte hi bhabhi mili. Meri najre bhabhi se mili par bhabhi ne kuchh nahi kaha.

Bhabhi – jaldi se aa jaao khana taiyar hai.

Main – ji bhabhi.

Room me jaa kar apne aap par gussa utarta hua. Fir hath muh dhokar neeche aa gaya.

Lunch par..

Maa ji – beta aaj bajar se jakar meri dawa la dena.

Main – thik hai maa aur kuchh chahiye ho to bata dijie mall ja kar le aaunga.

Maa ji – bhabhi se puchh lena.

Bhabhi – nahi maa isko mat pareshan kijiye padhne dijie main le aungi.

Main – bhabhi main le aunga mere rehte hue aap ko pareshan hona pade to bekar hai.

Bhabhi – tum padho.

Main – maa main jaunga.

Bhabhi – tum mat pareshan ho.

Maa ji – tum dono lado mat tum dono jaao aur saman lekar aao. Waise bhi rashmi tum pura din ghar me bor hoti rehti ho isi bahane thoda ghum logi.

Main – haan bhabhi ye sahi hai. To kitne samay chalna hai?

Bhabhi – 4 baje tak chalte hai.

Main – thik hai.

Fir main room me aakar sandhya ke khayalo me kho gaya. Kab jane ka samay ho gaya pata nahi chala.

Bhabhi kamre me – chalne ka mann nahi hai kya?

Main – sorry bhabhi dimag se utar gaya.

Bhabhi – achha ji aaj kal bahut dimag se utar raha hai. Kuchh to baat hai?

Main – koi baat nhi hai bhabhi.

Bhabhi – na batao apni bhabhi se hum to bas naam matar ke bhabhi hai.

Main – aisa mat kahiye bhabhi. Aisi koi baat nhi hai. After all u are my best bhabhi, best teacher, best friend.

Bhabhi – main best friend kab se ho gai.

Main – kuchh anjaan rishte khud b khud ban jate hai. Agar sahi na lage to maaf kar dijiye.

Bhabhi – arre main to aise hi keh rahi hu. Mujhe bhi koi dost mil gaya isi bahane. Chalo ab jaldi taiyar ho jaao.

Main – ok bhabhi, main aata hu.

Bhabhi – main bhi taiyar ho jati hu.

Main – ab kitna taiyar hogi, aap to sabhi kapdo me sundar dikhti hai.

Bhabhi – chal hat pagal. Jaldi taiyar ho kar neeche aao.

Main – ji bhabhi.

Thodi der me main niche aa gaya.

Man – bhabhi chale.

Bhabhi – bas do min.

Main – thik hai.

10 min baad..

Main – bhabhi chale.

Bhabhi – bas 2 min.

After 5 min..

Main – bhabhi chale.

Bhabhi – bas 2 min.

Main – aap to aise taiyar ho rahi hai jaise aaj ke baad kabhi jane ka mauka nahi milega.

Bhabhi – bas aa gai.

Bhabhi ne jab darwaja khola. Main to bhabhi ko dekhta hi reh gaya. Bhabhi red sari me bahut hi sweet lag rahi thi.

Wo boli – ab chaloge bhi ya dekhte hi rahoge.

Main – aapko aise jaana hai kya?

Bhabhi – kyun kharab lag rahi hai kya? Sadi kafi purani hai?

Main – bhabhi aapne bodyguard movie dekhi hai.

Bhabhi – haan.

Main – tab mujhe waise hi salman khan banana padega.

Bhabhi – kyu?

Main – for security perpose.

Bhabhi – bas bhi karo chalo ab. Ab late nahi ho raha.

Main – haan bhabhi.

Maine scooty nikali bhabhi ko baithaya aur mall ki taraf chal dite, thodi der baad..

Bhabhi – ek baat puchhun sach sach batana.

Main – ji bhabhi.

Bhabhi – aaj jab tum coaching se aaye the to itna jyada udas kyu the?

Main – kab bhabhi?

Bhabhi – ab jyada bano mat. Sach sach batao.

Main – bas aise hi ghar ke baare me soch raha tha. Bhaiya aapke aur maji ke tabiyat ke baare me soch raha tha.

Bhabhi – to isme udas hone ki kon si baat hai?

Main – bas aise hi.

Bhabhi – batao bhi?

Main – bhaiya ko gaye itne din ho gaye. Phone bhi nahi karte hai aap bhi akeli ho jati hai. Maa ji ki tabiyat bhi kharab ho gai thi. Agar kuchh ho jata to?

Bhabhi – ab se aisi faatu ki baate mat sochna. Waise bhi ab tum ho to hame koi dikkat nahi hai.

Main – bhaiya kab aa rahe hai?

Bhabhi – kuchh batate nahi hai, jab mauka milta hai aa jate hai.

Ye baate karte jarte kab mall aa gaya pata hi nhi chala.

Main – scooty park karke aata hu.

Bhabhi – ok.

Fir hamne ghar ke liye kafi saman khareeda.

Ham log abhi maal ghum hi rahe the. Bhabhi thoda sa alag hokar saman khareed rahi thi. Aur trolley lekar chal rahi thi aur dusri taraf dekh rahi thi.

Tabhi achanak unki trolly dusre ki trolley se takra gai. Aur dono trolley ka saman pura gir gaya. Wo trolley kisi ladki ki thi. Jisne short skirt aur top pehni hui thi sexy look me thi bahut hot dikh rahi thi.

Ladki – andhi ho kya? Dekh kar nahi chal sakti, pata nhi kaha kaha se aa jate hai!!!!

Bhabhi to aise hi shocked thi kuchh bol nhi paayi. Tab tak main pahuch gaya.

Main – aram se baat kijiye, galti ho jati hai.

Ladki – to dekh kar chalna chahiye tha na. Kuch saleeka sikhao dehati ko.

Main – apne aap ko bahut modern samjahti ho. Pehle khud baat karne ka tarika seekho fir dusro ko kaho. Aainda se dobara kuchh mat bolna.

Ladki – to kya kar loge?

Bhabhi – rahul jane do shaant ho jaao, ye lijie aapka saman ye raha, dekhie pura hai ki nhi.

Us ladki ne apna saman liya aur chali gai. Fir hamne apna saman uthaya aur aage ki or chal diye. Mera pura dimag kharab tha.

Bhabhi – ab apna mood sahi karo. Chalo kuchh khate hai.

Main – bhabhi ab mera mood nhi hai, mujhe kuchh nhi khana, chaliye ghar chalte hai.

Bhabhi – chalo burger khate hai tumko bahut pasand hai na.

Main – nahi bhabhi mujhe kuchh nhi khana.

Bhabhi – plzzz chalo na maan jaao waise bhi main pehli baar ghar se bahar nikli hu aise kharidadari karne. Mere karan mood mat kharab karo poora maja kharab ho jayega.

Main – sorry bhabhi. (mujhe meri galti ka ehsaas hua bechari bhabhi hamesha ghar me hi rehti hai, pehli baar ghar se nikli hai aur main poora maja kharab kar rha hu, dekho kitna khush hokar taiyar hui thi) chalo aapke pasand ka kuchh khate hai. Chaliye fulki pite hai ya chaat khate hai.

Bhabhi – haan chalo fulki pite hai.

Fulki pine ke baad hamne ice cream khai aur ham log mall se nikal rahe the. Tabhi bhabhi ki nigah ek lanhge chunri ki taraf gai.

Bhabhi – kitna pyara hai, kitna achha design hai. Kadhai bhi hai, par ab kaha pehnana hai.

Main – kyu nahi pahnna hai. Kisi function me kisi party me.

Bhabhi – tumhare bhaiya rehte hi kaha hai jo kahi jana pade.

Main kuchh nahi bol paya.

Wakai wo bahut hi pyaara tha.

Main – bhabhi aap bahar chaliye mai scooty lekar aata hu.

Bhabhi – thik hai.

Main jaldi se wapas gaya aur wo lehnga chunri pack kara kar scooty ki diggi me rakh di aur bahar aa gaya.

Main – chaliye bhabhi.

Ham log jaise hi aage badhe ek multiplex mila.

Main – bhabhi movie dekhe kya??

Bhabhi – nahi mujhe movies nahi pasand hai.

Main – chalo na bhabhi.

Bhabhi – nahi aaj nahi, fir kabhi,, agar fir aaye to dekh lenge!! Abhi late ho rahe hai.
Ab main kuchh nahi bol paya aur hum log baate karte karte ghar pahuch gaye.

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Bhabhi – are tum mat pareshan ho main rakh lungi.
Main – isme pareshan hone ki kya baat hai.
Bhabhi – tumne aaj apna bahut samay kharab kiya hai ab tum jaa kar padhai karo.
Main – thik hai bhabhi.
(main pani pi kar apne room me aa gaya aur book khol kar padhne ki koshish karne laga. Par mera mann padhne me bikul bhi nahi lag raha tha, isliye main aankhe band kar ke neeche sir kar ke chair par baitha raha aur samay ke aagosh me khota chala gaya.
Jaise meri ankho ke samne pura aaj maal ka drishye chal rha ho. Bhabhi kitni shant aur samjhdar hai. Kaise unhone shanti se us mater jo sambhal liya aur muskurate hue usko jawab diya, warna mere karan to aaj baat bahut badh jati.
Pata nahi kyu samay ke sath sath main bhi bhabhi ki or khichta ja rha tha, unka chehra mere jehan me aate hi mere hontho me ek muskaan aa jati thi) tabhi bhabhi ki awaz sunai di..
Bhabhi – rahul neeche aakar khana kha lo.
Main – ji bhabhi abhi aaya.
(aur main turant khana khane neeche pahuch gaya, mera kuchh bhi khane ka mann nahi tha, par bhabhi ko mana nhi kar saka. Main neeche pahuch gaya aur shanti se khana khane laga.)
Tabhi..
Bhabhi – kaha khoye ho bahut shant ho, lag raha hai ab bhi us ke baare me sonch rahe ho?
Main – nahi bhabhi.
Maa ji – kya hua koi baat ho gai kya?
Main – nahi maa. (tabhi bhabhi ne puri ghatna maji ko bata di.)
Maa ji – beta tumne bahut hi sahi kia tha. Aise muskil ki ghadi me aise hi saath dia jata hai.
Main – wo to hai maa par bhabhi ne bahut hi achhi tarah se samhal liya tha warna mere karan tak baat badh rhi thi.
(khane ke baad main apne room me aa gaya aur book khol kar padhne laga. Par kahi na kaho mera dil asant ho chala tha, kyuki aaj 10:30 baj chuke the aur hamesha bhabhi 10 “00 baje aa jati thi.
Lagta hai bhabhi thaki hongi aur neend aa gai hogi, par na jane kyun meri aankhe unka intezar kar rahi thi, mujhe wishwas tha bhabhi jaroor aaengi. Tabhi bhabhi mujhe aati dikhai di.
Abhi shaam tak bhabhi red saadi me thi, par is waqt black sadi me. Bhabhi kitni sundar lag rhi thi. Main bina palak jhapkaye bhabhi ko dekh raha tha. Gore se sarir pe black color ki saadi kitni jach rahi thi. Unke kaale lambe baal, hotho me red lipstick shaam se hi lagi thi.Bhabhi – are tum mat pareshan ho main rakh lungi.



Main – isme pareshan hone ki kya baat hai.



Bhabhi – tumne aaj apna bahut samay kharab kiya hai ab tum jaa kar padhai karo.



Main – thik hai bhabhi.



(main pani pi kar apne room me aa gaya aur book khol kar padhne ki koshish karne laga. Par mera mann padhne me bikul bhi nahi lag raha tha, isliye main aankhe band kar ke neeche sir kar ke chair par baitha raha aur samay ke aagosh me khota chala gaya.



Jaise meri ankho ke samne pura aaj maal ka drishye chal rha ho. Bhabhi kitni shant aur samjhdar hai. Kaise unhone shanti se us mater jo sambhal liya aur muskurate hue usko jawab diya, warna mere karan to aaj baat bahut badh jati.



Pata nahi kyu samay ke sath sath main bhi bhabhi ki or khichta ja rha tha, unka chehra mere jehan me aate hi mere hontho me ek muskaan aa jati thi) tabhi bhabhi ki awaz sunai di..



Bhabhi – rahul neeche aakar khana kha lo.



Main – ji bhabhi abhi aaya.



(aur main turant khana khane neeche pahuch gaya, mera kuchh bhi khane ka mann nahi tha, par bhabhi ko mana nhi kar saka. Main neeche pahuch gaya aur shanti se khana khane laga.)



Tabhi..



Bhabhi – kaha khoye ho bahut shant ho, lag raha hai ab bhi us ke baare me sonch rahe ho?



Main – nahi bhabhi.



Maa ji – kya hua koi baat ho gai kya?



Main – nahi maa. (tabhi bhabhi ne puri ghatna maji ko bata di.)



Maa ji – beta tumne bahut hi sahi kia tha. Aise muskil ki ghadi me aise hi saath dia jata hai.



Main – wo to hai maa par bhabhi ne bahut hi achhi tarah se samhal liya tha warna mere karan tak baat badh rhi thi.



(khane ke baad main apne room me aa gaya aur book khol kar padhne laga. Par kahi na kaho mera dil asant ho chala tha, kyuki aaj 10:30 baj chuke the aur hamesha bhabhi 10 “00 baje aa jati thi.



Lagta hai bhabhi thaki hongi aur neend aa gai hogi, par na jane kyun meri aankhe unka intezar kar rahi thi, mujhe wishwas tha bhabhi jaroor aaengi. Tabhi bhabhi mujhe aati dikhai di.



Abhi shaam tak bhabhi red saadi me thi, par is waqt black sadi me. Bhabhi kitni sundar lag rhi thi. Main bina palak jhapkaye bhabhi ko dekh raha tha. Gore se sarir pe black color ki saadi kitni jach rahi thi. Unke kaale lambe baal, hotho me red lipstick shaam se hi lagi thi.



Main jab jab aaj unke chehre ko dekh rha tha, meri nigahe unke hotho par aakar ruk ja rhi thi. Unki laal bindi jo saam se mathe par lagi thi, aisa lag rha tha jaise poonam ke chand pe kisi ne gulab ka fool saja dia ho.)



Tabhi bhabhi ki awaz kaano me baji – aise kyun dekh rhe ho kuchh gadbad hai kya?



Main – bhabhi aap kitni khoobsoorat hai. Aise lag rha hai jaise ye black color ki saadi aapke liye hi banai gayi ho.



Bhabhi – aisa to kuchh nhi hai, agar hai to aaj tak kisi ne aisa kabhi kaha nhi yaha tak tumhare bhaiya ne bhi kabhi nhi kaha.



Main – sahi me bhabhi aap bahut khoobsoorat hai.



Bhabhi – tum achhe ho to tumko sabhi achhe nazar aate hai.



Main – sahi bhabhi. Achha idhar aaiye.



Bhabhi – kya hua?



Main – idhar to aaiye



(maine bhabhi ka hath pakda aur unko bade se seese ke samne la kar khadi kar dia. Aur unke bagal me khada ho kar bhabhi ko dekhne laga.)



Main – khud hi dekh lijiye aap par ye black color kitna achha lag rha hai.



(bhabhi apne aap ko upar se neeche aise dekh rahi thi, jaise ki aaj tak unhone apne aap ko seese ke samne nahi dekha ho)



Bhabhi – tumhara chehra itna pyara lagta hai aur muskaan aisi hai ki kuchh bhi bolte ho to sab sach lagta hai. Aisa lagta hai ki bas tum kuchh bhi bolte raho.



Main – sahi me bhabhi aapke upar har saadi bahut sundar lagti hai.



Bhabhi – kewal sadi me!!!!



Main – maine aapko hamesha saadi me dekha hai na.



Bhabhi – jab se main yaha aai hu maine aaj tak saadi ke alwa kuchh nahi pahna. Kabhi mauka hi nahi mila.



Main – par bhabhi aapko baki kapde bhi try karne chahiye.



Bhabhi – mere upar aur kuchh bhi sahi nhi lagega.



Main – aisa nahi hai, aapki height aur physic itni achhi hai ki aapke upar har kapda achha lagega. Aapke sharir par ek bhi extraa fat nhi hai. Isliye kitni slim trim hai. Aaj kal ladkia aisi physic ke liye kya kya krti hai.



Bhabhi – main ek chhote gaon se hu mujhe to kuchh aata bhi nhi hai. Mujhe kapdo ka koi sense nhi hai.



Main – aisa kuchh bhi nhi hota hai, agar aap chaho to chaar din me model wala look aa jayega.



Bhabhi – main aur model. (haste hue)



Main – bilkul bhabhi.



Bhabhi mere gale me dono hath rakh kar meri ankho me ankhe daal kar dekhte hue – tumhari baate kitni pyaari hai.



(main bhabhi ki ankho me lagataar dekh raha tha, mujhe aisa lag rha tha ki kisi ne mujhe apne aap me bandh liya ho.)



Bhabhi – maalum hai aaj main bahut khush hu.



Main – koi baat hai kya?



(bhabhi bed me baithte hue)



Bhabhi – malum hai tumhare karan kitne din baad mujhe ghar se bahar nikalne ko mila tha. Main is ghar me rehte rehte bor ho jati thi.

Thank you my best friend.



Main – ab rahne bhi do bhabhi.



(main chair pe baith gaya aur books ki or dekhne laga.)



Bhabhi – tumhe padhna hai kya?



Main – nahi bhabhi mujhe bilkul bhi padhne ka mann nhi kar raha hai. Maa ji ab tak so gai hongi kya?



Bhabhi – haan wo to so gai hongi, kyun kya hua?



Main – kuchh nhi bas aise hi.



(bhabhi mera hath pakad kar mujhe uthate hue.)



Bhabhi – chalo chhat par chalte hai.



Main – thik hai.



(fir hum dono chhat par aa gaye aur neeche ki or dekhne lage. Tabhi hum logo ne baarat ko jaate hue dekha usme kafi log dance kar rahe the.)



Bhabhi – kitni achhi barat ja rahi hai.



Main – hmmm.



Bhabhi – mujhe kisi saadi me gaye kitne din ho gae hai, kahi jaane ko hi nhi milta.



Main – hmmm, aapko hamesha maji ka khayal jo rakhna padta hai.



Bhabhi – wo to hai, aaj dinner jyada nhi kiya isliye bhook lag rahi hai.



Main – haan, mujhe bhi lag rahi hai, ham logo ne bahar thoda bahut kha liya tha us karan achhe se khana nhi kha paye.



Bhabhi – chalo kuchh bana deti hu.



Main – rehne dijiye bhabhi.



Bhabhi – isi bahane main bhi kha lungi.



Main – bilkul nahi bhabhi.



(achanak se mere dimag me ek khayal aaya)



Main – chaliye is barat me chalte hai.



Bhabhi – pagal ho kya !!!! Koi kya sochega.



Main – koi kuchh bhi nahi sochega jab koi samajh payega tab na.



Bhabhi – bilkul nahi.



(main bhabhi ka hath pakad kar khichte hue)



Main – chaliye na bhabhi, maja aayega.



Bhabhi – maa ji kya sonchengi?



Main – maa so rahi hai.



Bhabhi – mere pass kapde bhi nhi hai.



(achanak se mujhe yaad aaya ki maine wo lanhga khareeda hai.)



Main – sab ho jayega.



Bhabhi – kya ho jayega?



(main bhabhi ko khichte hue)



Main – pahle aap niche chaliye, main aapko batata hu.



(fir bhabhi apne room me gai, main daud kar neeche gaya aur diggi se lanhga vagairah nikala aur bhabhi ke room me aaya)



Main – ye lijiye.



Bhabhi mujhko prashnwachak tareeke se dekhte hue – ye kya??? (bhabhi packet lete hue)



Main – dekhiye to.



Bhabhi ne jab packet khol kar dekha to bilkul shock ho gayi meri taraf bilkul wk tak dekhte hue – ye kaise???



Main – apke liye liya tha.



Bhabhi – kab?



Main – wo sab baat baad me, jaldi se taiyar ho jaiye nahi to sab gadbad ho jayegi.



Bhabhi – thik hai, par yu saadi me chalna sahi hoga.



Main – chaliye maja aayega, jyada mat sochiye.



Bhabhi – thik hai tum bhi taiyar ho jaao.



Main – hmmm, jyada samay nhi lagaiye.