14-07-2019, 10:30 AM
Pahli kahani hai dost, jyada gaali mat dena.
Poll: Aapka pasandida kirdaar kaun hai? yaa jise aap jyada se jyada sun-na chahte hai?
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Jamai Brijesh
2
9.52%
Biwi Rashmi (Sneha)
5
23.81%
Saali Kavya (Neha)
4
19.05%
Saas Renu
6
28.57%
Sasur Mahendra
2
9.52%
Saala Nishant
2
9.52%
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Adultery Saajan Chale Sasuraal - साजन चले ससुराल
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14-07-2019, 10:41 AM
Introduction
Chuddakad Characters: Iss kahani ke saare characters bahut bade chuddakad hai, isliye intro bhi jhakaas hona chahiye.
Hero - Bada Jamai - Brijesh Deep - 28 years - 5ft 10in - Rom rom me tharak basa hai mere. Kisi bhi stree ke sparsh matr se land sansana uthta hai mera. Baki aap samajhdaar hai. Binn-nas hai apna. Har second nas busy rahta hai.
Chodu Sasur - Mahendra Shetty - 52 years - 6ft - Bank me manager hai susur apna. Din bhar files me uljhe rahte hai. Good loans - Bad loans.
Chudaas Saas - Renu Shetty - 44 years - 5ft - Ab bhi kamaal ki lagti hai saas meri. Badi beti ki shaadi ki baad tanhai me din gujarte hai inke.
Randi Biwi - Badi Beti - Rashmi Shetty - 24 years - 5ft 2in - Rashmi, jaisa naam waisa hi jism. Rash si bhari chuche, boor, aur gand. Bas har pal inke raspan ki lalak rahti hai. Pyar se gharwale Sneha bulate hai inko. Kahe ka Sneh, jubaan to neem ki kadvi hai inki, bas badan lababdaar hai.
Chutiya Saala - Eklauta Beta - Nishant Shetty - 22 years - 5ft 4in - Bahut shant hai saala. Pune se MBA kar rahe hai, sath sath sab kuch manage kar lete hai.
Chuddakad Saali - Choti Beti - Kavya Shetty - 20 years - 5ft 6in - Chulbuli si manchali saali. Delhi se Computers ki degree kar rahi hai. Patli kamar, Baali umar.. Hirni si chaal, Lahrate baal.. Doodh si gori, Giraffe si lambi tange, Koyal si boli, Gud ki mithaas si vaani, Shahad se mithe hoth, Karakoram2 se uchhe do unnat chuche, Sanchi stoop se ubhare gol gol gand, Nimbu-pani ki khattas liye chipchipati chut .... Aur kya kahoon, sabd aur upma sab kaam padne lagte hai sali ke varnan me. Pyar se Neha bulate hai gharwale, aur naam ki mutabik inke darshan matr se baaris ka ehshas hota hai.
Chuddakad Characters: Iss kahani ke saare characters bahut bade chuddakad hai, isliye intro bhi jhakaas hona chahiye.
Hero - Bada Jamai - Brijesh Deep - 28 years - 5ft 10in - Rom rom me tharak basa hai mere. Kisi bhi stree ke sparsh matr se land sansana uthta hai mera. Baki aap samajhdaar hai. Binn-nas hai apna. Har second nas busy rahta hai.
Chodu Sasur - Mahendra Shetty - 52 years - 6ft - Bank me manager hai susur apna. Din bhar files me uljhe rahte hai. Good loans - Bad loans.
Chudaas Saas - Renu Shetty - 44 years - 5ft - Ab bhi kamaal ki lagti hai saas meri. Badi beti ki shaadi ki baad tanhai me din gujarte hai inke.
Randi Biwi - Badi Beti - Rashmi Shetty - 24 years - 5ft 2in - Rashmi, jaisa naam waisa hi jism. Rash si bhari chuche, boor, aur gand. Bas har pal inke raspan ki lalak rahti hai. Pyar se gharwale Sneha bulate hai inko. Kahe ka Sneh, jubaan to neem ki kadvi hai inki, bas badan lababdaar hai.
Chutiya Saala - Eklauta Beta - Nishant Shetty - 22 years - 5ft 4in - Bahut shant hai saala. Pune se MBA kar rahe hai, sath sath sab kuch manage kar lete hai.
Chuddakad Saali - Choti Beti - Kavya Shetty - 20 years - 5ft 6in - Chulbuli si manchali saali. Delhi se Computers ki degree kar rahi hai. Patli kamar, Baali umar.. Hirni si chaal, Lahrate baal.. Doodh si gori, Giraffe si lambi tange, Koyal si boli, Gud ki mithaas si vaani, Shahad se mithe hoth, Karakoram2 se uchhe do unnat chuche, Sanchi stoop se ubhare gol gol gand, Nimbu-pani ki khattas liye chipchipati chut .... Aur kya kahoon, sabd aur upma sab kaam padne lagte hai sali ke varnan me. Pyar se Neha bulate hai gharwale, aur naam ki mutabik inke darshan matr se baaris ka ehshas hota hai.
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14-07-2019, 10:43 AM
Achha lage to shrahiye, naa lage to fadfadaiye ....
28-02-2021, 10:48 PM
* Kahani shuru hoti hai jamai Brijesh ki jubani *
Baat tab ki hai jab meri shadi set ho chuki thi. Mere gharwale ek baar fir se ladki dekhne ki zidd kar rahe the, main samjhane ki koshish kar raha tha ki kyun paresaan karna ladkiwalo ko, jab shaadi set ho hi chuki hai, aur date bhi kariban tay hone ko hi hai, to fir se ab dekhne dikhane ko kya hai?
Lekin mere cousins apne hone wali bhabhi se milna chahte the. Umang thi sabme honi wali bhabhi (Rashmi) se milne ki. Maine koshish to bahut ki lekin aant me agle ravivaar ke din sabne jaana tay kiya.
Maa meri Saas se phone par -"Samdhan ji, ab to rishta pakka ho hi chuka hai. Lekin bacche hone wali bhabhi se milne ko utawale ho rahe hai."
Saas (hone wali) -"Ho bhi kyun na ji. Yahi sab to mauke hote hai milne milane ke. Ravivaar ko bhej dijiye sabko subah hi, achha rahega."
Main -"Maa, kyu paresaan karna unko? Shadi ke baad to Rashmi ghar par hi aayegi na, tab sab milte jaante rahenge."
Maa -"Dekh rahi hai na samdhan ji, mere bete to soch hi liya hai, ki jaldi se Rashmi ko bahu banakar ghar hi aaya jaye. Aap ki date fix karne me der kar rahi hai, idhar mera beta garam hua jaa raha hai."
Saas -"Koi nahi ji, ab bas kuch hi dino ki baat hai. Fir to Sneha beti aapke hi ghar ki hogi."
Maa -"Thik hai Samdhan ji, main ravivar tadke hi bachho ko bhej dungi. Khayal rakhiyega, sirf bachhe hi jaa rahe hai,koi bujurg sath naa ho to daar laga rahta hai. Koi shararat kare to bura mat maniyega."
Saas -"Bura kya maan-na ji, jab rishta jud hi gaya hai to apne hi bachhe hue na. Apko nischint hokar bhej dijiye."
Baat tab ki hai jab meri shadi set ho chuki thi. Mere gharwale ek baar fir se ladki dekhne ki zidd kar rahe the, main samjhane ki koshish kar raha tha ki kyun paresaan karna ladkiwalo ko, jab shaadi set ho hi chuki hai, aur date bhi kariban tay hone ko hi hai, to fir se ab dekhne dikhane ko kya hai?
Lekin mere cousins apne hone wali bhabhi se milna chahte the. Umang thi sabme honi wali bhabhi (Rashmi) se milne ki. Maine koshish to bahut ki lekin aant me agle ravivaar ke din sabne jaana tay kiya.
Maa meri Saas se phone par -"Samdhan ji, ab to rishta pakka ho hi chuka hai. Lekin bacche hone wali bhabhi se milne ko utawale ho rahe hai."
Saas (hone wali) -"Ho bhi kyun na ji. Yahi sab to mauke hote hai milne milane ke. Ravivaar ko bhej dijiye sabko subah hi, achha rahega."
Main -"Maa, kyu paresaan karna unko? Shadi ke baad to Rashmi ghar par hi aayegi na, tab sab milte jaante rahenge."
Maa -"Dekh rahi hai na samdhan ji, mere bete to soch hi liya hai, ki jaldi se Rashmi ko bahu banakar ghar hi aaya jaye. Aap ki date fix karne me der kar rahi hai, idhar mera beta garam hua jaa raha hai."
Saas -"Koi nahi ji, ab bas kuch hi dino ki baat hai. Fir to Sneha beti aapke hi ghar ki hogi."
Maa -"Thik hai Samdhan ji, main ravivar tadke hi bachho ko bhej dungi. Khayal rakhiyega, sirf bachhe hi jaa rahe hai,koi bujurg sath naa ho to daar laga rahta hai. Koi shararat kare to bura mat maniyega."
Saas -"Bura kya maan-na ji, jab rishta jud hi gaya hai to apne hi bachhe hue na. Apko nischint hokar bhej dijiye."
28-02-2021, 11:13 PM
Ravivaar
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Subah hi badi mausi ki 3 betiya, aur choti mausi ki 2 betiya taiyar ho gayi apne hone wali bhabhi se milne ke jaane ke liye.
Badi mausi meri maa se 5 saal choti hai. Badi mausi ke 3 betiya aur 1 beta hai. Aur choti mausi badi mausi se 3 saal choti hai. 2 betiya aur 1 beta hai choti mausi ko.
Avika (Avi) - 26 years - Badi mausi ki badi beti
Malvika (Lavi) - 24 years - Badi mausi ki manjli beti
Shamika (Savi) - 22 years - Badi mausi ki choti beti
Abhishek - 21 years - Badi mausi ka beta
Sunil - 25 years - Choti mausi ka beta
Anjana (Anju) - 23 years - Choti mausi ki badi beti
Sanjana (Sanju) - 19 years - Choti mausi ki choti beti
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Subah hi badi mausi ki 3 betiya, aur choti mausi ki 2 betiya taiyar ho gayi apne hone wali bhabhi se milne ke jaane ke liye.
Badi mausi meri maa se 5 saal choti hai. Badi mausi ke 3 betiya aur 1 beta hai. Aur choti mausi badi mausi se 3 saal choti hai. 2 betiya aur 1 beta hai choti mausi ko.
Avika (Avi) - 26 years - Badi mausi ki badi beti
Malvika (Lavi) - 24 years - Badi mausi ki manjli beti
Shamika (Savi) - 22 years - Badi mausi ki choti beti
Abhishek - 21 years - Badi mausi ka beta
Sunil - 25 years - Choti mausi ka beta
Anjana (Anju) - 23 years - Choti mausi ki badi beti
Sanjana (Sanju) - 19 years - Choti mausi ki choti beti
01-03-2021, 11:40 PM
Main -"Maa, dekho inko ye 5 sabse pahle taiyar hai. Baaki ke kidhar hai."
Maa -"Inke bhaiyo ne mana kar diya hai jaane ko. Tum bhi taiyar ho jaao jaldi se."
Main -"Kya maa, main akela 5 bahno ke saath jaunga. Koi to ladka hona chahiye na meri company ke liye."
Maa -"Are to kya hua, bhabhi se milne nanad nahi jayengi to kaun jayega? Jiska kaam usi ko saaje. Abhi se teri sabhi bahno se ghul mil jayegi Rashmi to shadi me bhi sahaj mahsoos karegi aur shadi ke baad bhi."
Main -"Wo sab to thik hai. Lekin bol do in sabko ki meri tang naa khiche. Sab ki sab badmaas hai, mujhe to chidati hi rahti hai."
Maa -"Mahaj 1 ghante ka to safar hai. Do shararato me gujar jayengi."
Tabhi driver aawaz lagate hue ghar ke andar aata hai -"Malkin gaadi taiyar hai. Baba aur Baby log taiyar hue ki nahi abhi tak. Jitni der karenge, utna kam samay milegi nayki bahuriya se milne ka."
Maa -"Inke bhaiyo ne mana kar diya hai jaane ko. Tum bhi taiyar ho jaao jaldi se."
Main -"Kya maa, main akela 5 bahno ke saath jaunga. Koi to ladka hona chahiye na meri company ke liye."
Maa -"Are to kya hua, bhabhi se milne nanad nahi jayengi to kaun jayega? Jiska kaam usi ko saaje. Abhi se teri sabhi bahno se ghul mil jayegi Rashmi to shadi me bhi sahaj mahsoos karegi aur shadi ke baad bhi."
Main -"Wo sab to thik hai. Lekin bol do in sabko ki meri tang naa khiche. Sab ki sab badmaas hai, mujhe to chidati hi rahti hai."
Maa -"Mahaj 1 ghante ka to safar hai. Do shararato me gujar jayengi."
Tabhi driver aawaz lagate hue ghar ke andar aata hai -"Malkin gaadi taiyar hai. Baba aur Baby log taiyar hue ki nahi abhi tak. Jitni der karenge, utna kam samay milegi nayki bahuriya se milne ka."
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