10-06-2019, 01:18 PM
Dosto mera naam Ganesh hai. Mai abhi 15 saal Ka hoon. Ye kahani mere do mamiyo aur unke ashik gaon do dabang bhaiyo ke bare me hai.
Kahani ke patrah-
Sambhu-mere bade mama
Sita- badi mami
Shamu- chhote mama
Suman-chhoti mami
Aur mama ke gaon ke aur bhi bahut sare log es kahani me ayenge jaise bachha singh aur unke Bhai bhola singh.
Bachha singh gaon ke jaane maane admi hai. Unka et bhaththa chalta hai aur bahut sari jamin jayadad hai unke pass. Aur dono Bhai bahut hi dabang type ke admi hai. Gaon me koi unko ankh dikhane ki himmat nahi karata hai.
Wo log majboor logo ko byaj par paise bhi dete hai aur phir unki majboori Ka fayada kai prakar se uthate hai. Byaj n lauta pane par dono bhai logo ki jamin hadap lete hai ya phir unke Ghar ki aurto ko chod Kar byaj ki bharpayi karte hai. Gaon ki bahut sari aurato ko ye dono bhayi apne laudo ki sawari Kara chuke hai.
Hamare mama ke pas bhi jyada paise nahi the esliye chhote mama privet naukari ke liye Delhi me rahate the aur jab wo aate the tab bade mama kammane ke liye jaate the. Es Tarah se bas unka gujara ho raha tha.
Ek bar mama ko kuchh paiso ki jaroorat thi. Wo apne padosi raamu ke pas jakar bataya ki chacha mujhe kuchh paiso ki jarurat hai. Hamri sahayata Kar do. Phir jab paise ho jayenge to apko wapas Kar denge.
Raamu padosi to the lekin hamare mama se bahut jalate the. Aur unki buri najar hamesha hamare mamiyo par rahati thi. Wo unhe hamesha unhe fansa Kar chodne ki firak me rahte the. Unhone man me socha ki yahi mauka hai. Chidiya fansane ke. Ramu bola beta paise to mere pas bhi Nahi hai lekin tumhe agar jyada jaroorat hai to bachha singh ke pas jao wo jaroor tumhari madad karega.
Mama bole chacha mai to dusari party ka hoon esliye Mera aur bachha singh Ka sambandh thik Nahi hai. Lekin apke sambandh to bahut achhe hai bachha singh se e bar aap prayas karo to hamari kuchh madad ho jayegi. Mai apka bahut abhari rahunga. Ramu chacha bole thik beta mai kuchh karta hoon. Sham tak bataunga apko.
Mama thik hai bolkar Ghar chale gaye aur Ramu bachha singh ke pas Gaye aur unko bataya ki sita aur suman (meri mamiya) ke badan ka didar jaldi hi aap dono ko milne wala hai. Dono Bhai bahut Khush hue aur bhola Singh bole wo kaise. Tab Ramu ne mama ki Puri baat batayi. Puri baat sunkar dono bhayio ne ramu ko bahut sabasi di aur usko daru bhi pilaya. Dono bhayi bhi daru ki botal kholi aur pine baithe. Bhola Singh bole bhaiya sita aur suman ki bur Ka soch Kar hi land khada ho Gaya hai aur baithane Ka nam Nahi le raha. Dono hi gaon ki sabse khubsurat aur kamuk aurate hai. Sabhu aur shamu un dono ko khus nahi kar pate honge. Ab ham un dono ki chut aur gaand ka bhog laga Kar unko santust karenge. Bachha Singh bole haan bhola tu Sahi kah raha hai. Lekin usse pahale sambhu aur samu ko apne ehasan tale dabana hoga. Aur phir ham jab chahege tab unki bibiyon ko Apne niche litayenge.
Un dono ke laude fadak rahe the. Bhola Singh Bola bole lekin bhaiya aaj agar chut Nahi Mili to mera lauda phat Jayega. Bachha Singh bole Haan Bhai Tu Sahi kah raha hai. Ek kam Kar raamu ko phone Kar aur bata ki ham aa rahe hai.
Bhola ne raamu ko phone kiya. Raamu unki baat samajh gaya usne apni biwi ko bataya dono thakur aa rahe hai. Unki biwi bhi samajh gayi. Usne jakar Apne bahu ko bataya renu taiyar hoja. Dono thakur aa rahe hai aaj to tumhari Khair naahi hai. Lekin maanji mai dono ko Nahi sambhal pati hoon. Dono bur aur gaand ka satyanash Kar ke chhod dete hai. Saas boti are chhinal bur aur gaand me sarso Ka Tel Dal le . Dard kam hoga aur land bhi sata-sat Jayega. Thik hai maanji.
Raamu Ka beta privet nokari ke liye bahar rahata tha. Aur raamu ne bachha Singh se paise udhar le rakhe the. Is liye wo kuchh bol Nahi sakta tha aur dono Bhai jab Marji tab uski bahu ko chod jaate the. Uski bahu bhi bahut garam aurat thi. Bahut maje deti thi. Chut aur gaand khulkar marwati thi. Dono bhaiyo ne usko chod chod Kar ubhar Diya tha. Usko bhi bahut Maja ata tha jab dono Bhai usko kas Kar chodte the. Dono taraf se lauda lene me usko jyada takalif Nahi Hoti thi.
Renu ne taiyar hokar mekup Kiya bur aur gaand ki achhi Tarah sarso ke Tel se malish ki andar tak. Aur dono thakuro Ka intajar Karne lagi.
Kahani ke patrah-
Sambhu-mere bade mama
Sita- badi mami
Shamu- chhote mama
Suman-chhoti mami
Aur mama ke gaon ke aur bhi bahut sare log es kahani me ayenge jaise bachha singh aur unke Bhai bhola singh.
Bachha singh gaon ke jaane maane admi hai. Unka et bhaththa chalta hai aur bahut sari jamin jayadad hai unke pass. Aur dono Bhai bahut hi dabang type ke admi hai. Gaon me koi unko ankh dikhane ki himmat nahi karata hai.
Wo log majboor logo ko byaj par paise bhi dete hai aur phir unki majboori Ka fayada kai prakar se uthate hai. Byaj n lauta pane par dono bhai logo ki jamin hadap lete hai ya phir unke Ghar ki aurto ko chod Kar byaj ki bharpayi karte hai. Gaon ki bahut sari aurato ko ye dono bhayi apne laudo ki sawari Kara chuke hai.
Hamare mama ke pas bhi jyada paise nahi the esliye chhote mama privet naukari ke liye Delhi me rahate the aur jab wo aate the tab bade mama kammane ke liye jaate the. Es Tarah se bas unka gujara ho raha tha.
Ek bar mama ko kuchh paiso ki jaroorat thi. Wo apne padosi raamu ke pas jakar bataya ki chacha mujhe kuchh paiso ki jarurat hai. Hamri sahayata Kar do. Phir jab paise ho jayenge to apko wapas Kar denge.
Raamu padosi to the lekin hamare mama se bahut jalate the. Aur unki buri najar hamesha hamare mamiyo par rahati thi. Wo unhe hamesha unhe fansa Kar chodne ki firak me rahte the. Unhone man me socha ki yahi mauka hai. Chidiya fansane ke. Ramu bola beta paise to mere pas bhi Nahi hai lekin tumhe agar jyada jaroorat hai to bachha singh ke pas jao wo jaroor tumhari madad karega.
Mama bole chacha mai to dusari party ka hoon esliye Mera aur bachha singh Ka sambandh thik Nahi hai. Lekin apke sambandh to bahut achhe hai bachha singh se e bar aap prayas karo to hamari kuchh madad ho jayegi. Mai apka bahut abhari rahunga. Ramu chacha bole thik beta mai kuchh karta hoon. Sham tak bataunga apko.
Mama thik hai bolkar Ghar chale gaye aur Ramu bachha singh ke pas Gaye aur unko bataya ki sita aur suman (meri mamiya) ke badan ka didar jaldi hi aap dono ko milne wala hai. Dono Bhai bahut Khush hue aur bhola Singh bole wo kaise. Tab Ramu ne mama ki Puri baat batayi. Puri baat sunkar dono bhayio ne ramu ko bahut sabasi di aur usko daru bhi pilaya. Dono bhayi bhi daru ki botal kholi aur pine baithe. Bhola Singh bole bhaiya sita aur suman ki bur Ka soch Kar hi land khada ho Gaya hai aur baithane Ka nam Nahi le raha. Dono hi gaon ki sabse khubsurat aur kamuk aurate hai. Sabhu aur shamu un dono ko khus nahi kar pate honge. Ab ham un dono ki chut aur gaand ka bhog laga Kar unko santust karenge. Bachha Singh bole haan bhola tu Sahi kah raha hai. Lekin usse pahale sambhu aur samu ko apne ehasan tale dabana hoga. Aur phir ham jab chahege tab unki bibiyon ko Apne niche litayenge.
Un dono ke laude fadak rahe the. Bhola Singh Bola bole lekin bhaiya aaj agar chut Nahi Mili to mera lauda phat Jayega. Bachha Singh bole Haan Bhai Tu Sahi kah raha hai. Ek kam Kar raamu ko phone Kar aur bata ki ham aa rahe hai.
Bhola ne raamu ko phone kiya. Raamu unki baat samajh gaya usne apni biwi ko bataya dono thakur aa rahe hai. Unki biwi bhi samajh gayi. Usne jakar Apne bahu ko bataya renu taiyar hoja. Dono thakur aa rahe hai aaj to tumhari Khair naahi hai. Lekin maanji mai dono ko Nahi sambhal pati hoon. Dono bur aur gaand ka satyanash Kar ke chhod dete hai. Saas boti are chhinal bur aur gaand me sarso Ka Tel Dal le . Dard kam hoga aur land bhi sata-sat Jayega. Thik hai maanji.
Raamu Ka beta privet nokari ke liye bahar rahata tha. Aur raamu ne bachha Singh se paise udhar le rakhe the. Is liye wo kuchh bol Nahi sakta tha aur dono Bhai jab Marji tab uski bahu ko chod jaate the. Uski bahu bhi bahut garam aurat thi. Bahut maje deti thi. Chut aur gaand khulkar marwati thi. Dono bhaiyo ne usko chod chod Kar ubhar Diya tha. Usko bhi bahut Maja ata tha jab dono Bhai usko kas Kar chodte the. Dono taraf se lauda lene me usko jyada takalif Nahi Hoti thi.
Renu ne taiyar hokar mekup Kiya bur aur gaand ki achhi Tarah sarso ke Tel se malish ki andar tak. Aur dono thakuro Ka intajar Karne lagi.