AB HUM BACCHE BHI TOH NAHI RAHE - COMPLETED

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UPDATE 123

Apni bahu ke haath mein apne pati ka lund dekhke Panchami thodi si hichkichaayi, baaton mein aur asliyat mein farak hota hai, Pratima ne iss hichkichaahat ko mehsoos kiya.

Pratima: Kya hua maa, ab tak toh aap har baat mein saath de rahi thhi, aur ab….

Panchami ne uske gaal ko haath lagaaya.

Panchami: Pehli baar inko kisine haath..

Pratima: Ek pal mein hi gair bana diya…

Vikram: Bahu, yahin ruk jaatein hain, isse pehle ke kuch galat ho jaaye…Shaayad hum iske liye taiyyaar nahin hain..

Pratima ne haath hata diya, Vikram murjha chuka thha Panchami ke reaction ko dekhke, Panchami ab bhi soch mein thhi, Vikram hatt gaya wahaan se, Pratima ne Panchami ki taraf dekha.

Pratima: I’m sorry maa..Main aaj se apni hadd mein rahungi, maaf kar dijiye…

Pratima palat ke jaane lagi, phir kuch jaise yaad aaya, woh palti.

Pratima: Hum ice cream toh khaa hi sakte hai naa?

Vikram aur Panchami ki nazrein mili, Panchami kapde pehen rahi thhi, Panchami ne haan mein sar hila diya. Pratima muskuraaya.

Pratima: Thanks maa..Main shalwar kameez pehen ke aati hoon…

Panchami: Aise hi chal, main bhi shorts hi pehen rahi hoon…

Teeno ke chehre uss chhote se tension bhare lamhe ke baad halke huey, ek muskuraahat aa gayi, teeno neeche aaye, Vikram Singh ne gaadi nikaali. SUV thhi, Panchami unke bagal mein baitthi aur Pratima peeche ki seat mein beech mein baitthke apni koniyaan dono ke seat pe rakkhke aage hoke baitthi thhi. 

Panchami: Mall ke parlor mein mat chaliye..

Vikram: Nazdeek hai woh Panchami…

Panchami: Lambi drive pe chaltein hain naa..Woh INOX jahaan hai wahaan…

Vikram: Kuch zyaada lamba drive nahin hai woh…

Panchami: Theek hai, yahin chaliye..

Vikram: Naaraaz kyun hoti hai, chal, teri waali mein chaltein hain…

Pratima: Papa Music…

Vikram ne channel change karne lage.

Vikram: Kya lagaaun…

Panchami: Kuch bhi lagaaiyye, par pooraane gaane nahin, unka mood nahin hai..

Vikram: Toh kiska mood hai..?

Panchami: Ghazalon ka…Aapke paas CD hai naa, ghazalon ki..

Vikram: Tujhe toh pasand nahin di ghazalein, aaj kya hua…?

Panchami: Lagaaiyye na..

Pratima chup rahi, Vikram ne CD player mein ghazalein lagaayi. Pankaj Udhas ki thhi, sab se pehle chali, “Aur aahista, kije baatein, dhadkane koi sun na le”. Romantic thhi, music bhi acchha thha, mood sahi aur halka karne ke liye sab se pyaari ghazal thhi. Vikram Singh ghazalon ke hi aashiq thhe. 

Vikram: Tujhe pata hai na, main jab ghazal suntan hoon toh kya karta hoon..

Panchami: Peetein hain aap, par aaj ice cream khaaiyye…

Vikram: Ice cream aur Ghazalon ka mel nahin hai Panchami…

Panchami: Gaadi chalaate huey kaise peeyenge, aur sharaab hai kahaan..

Vikram: Jaane de…Ice cream hi khaa letein hain..Chhod..

Pratima peechhe ho gayi, soch mein thhi, Panchami ka attitude bahut bossy thha, bechaara Vikram Singh uski ungli ke neeche daba hua thha, bilkul enjoy nahin karne deti thhi. Pratima ne chup chaap apne mobile pe ek missed call diya Gaurav ko, phir whatsapp pe ek lamba message likkha, Gaurav ne paanch minute ke baad phone kiya, Pratima ne phone speaker pe rakkha. Peechhe se music ki aawaazein aa rahi thhi.

Pratima: Hi..Gaurav, kaise chal rahi hai party…

Gaurav: Yaar dhamaal…Yeh saalon ne college ke saari ladkiyon ko bula liya hai yaar..

Pratima: Koi pasand aayi…

Gaurav: Ek toh hai..Line bhi de rahi hai..

Pratima: Toh le lo line..Kaun rok raha hai..

Gaurav: Maa papa kahin nazdeek nahin hai naa..

Pratima: Main akeli hoon..Kyun kya hua..?

Gaurav: Arre pata hai na maa kaisi hai, ek dum bacchhe ki tarah treat karti hai yaar..Mujhe bhi aur papa ko bhi..Kabhi kabhi ghutan hoti hai..

Panchami ne Vikram ki taraf dekha, uske chehre pe halki si muskuraahat thhi. 

Pratima: Ruk jaao, main phone speaker se hataati hoon, kahin baahar sun na le..

Panchami jhatke se peechhe palti aur nazron se ishaara kiya ke Pratima phone ko speaker pe hi rehne de.

Gaurav: Tum teeno toh bore ho rahe honge ghar pe, hai naa..

Pratima: Nahin aisa kuch nahin hai..

Gaurav: Ab tu bataayegi mujhe Pratima, main nahin jaanta kya apni maa ko..Papa darr k eek drink peeke so gaye honge, aur maa magazine padhke sone ki koshish kar rahi hogi..Ek dum boring life…

Pratima: Acchha tum yeh bataao khaana waana hain wahaan…

Gaurav: Arre mast hai, starters hain, main course hai, bhar bhar ke sharaab hai, woh bhi premium brands, chaalu waale nahin..Full dhamaal hai, DJ bhi hai..Pratima, ek baat kahoon..

Pratima: Meri permission chaahiye mujhe hi kuch kehne ke liye?

Gaurav: Baat kuch aisi hai..

Pratima: Jaisi bhi ho Gaurav..Hamaare beech mein koi pardaah nahin hai, bolo..

Gaurav: Pratima, tumne joh condom diye, agar main sach mein unhein use karoon toh..

Pratima: Toh khushi hogi..Ab meri ek baat suno Gaurav, jis din hum ek dusre se darrne ya ek dusre ko daraane lagenge na, toh hamaara rishhta ek formality ho jaayega…Aur Gaurav, tumne apne problem ki wajah se yeh saari cheezein enjoy nahin kar paaye thhe, ab theek huey ho toh meri wajah se in sab se door mat raho, enjoy karo Gaurav, mere liye, kyunke jab tum khush rahoge, toh main khush rahungi..Bas drink karke drive mat karna..Taxi le lena subah, baaki joh bhi karo, main subah tumse sunna chaahti hoon, har ek detail, condom waali detail bhi…

Gaurav: I love you…

Pratima: I love you too Gaurav..Enjoy yourself..

Gaurav: I will..

Kuch der gaadi mein shaanti rahi, ghazalein chal rahi thhi, Panchami thodi serious lag rahi thhi.

Panchami: Kya aapko ghutan lagti hai mere saath?

Vikram chup thhe, kuch kaha nahin, gaadi chalaate rahe, Panchami ko apna jawaab mil gaya. 

Panchami: Pratima ne bhi Gaurav se kaha peeke gaadi mat chalaana, mai bhi toh wahi keh rahi thhi aapse..Ismein bhi aapko ghutan lagti hai..

Vikram: Kal baat kartein hain Panchami..

Panchami: Kyun, abhi kyun nahin..Aapko peeke gaadi chalaani hai? 

Vikram: Haan..Peeke gaadi chalaani hai, halki si chadhi, toh gaadi rok ke tere saath beech raaste dance karna hai, wahin tujhe kiss karna hai..Kisi ne humein dekhke objection liya na, toh uske daant todne hain..Phir kahin jungle mein rok ke tere saath gaadi mein masti karna hai..Aur agar baat badhi, toh baat badhaana hai..Tu meri patni hai, kisi ka baap mujhe rok nahin sakta…Aur sunegi…

Panchami toh dang reh gayi, Pratima khush thhi ke sher jaag gaya thha. Panchami chup thhi, baahar dekhne lagi, Vikram Singh ne uski taraf dekha.

Vikram: Pratima ne Gaurav ko theek kaise kiya pata hai?

Panchami sawaaliya nazron se Vikram ko ghoorne lagi.

Vikram: Pratima ne pehle Gaurav ko yeh yakeen dilaaya ke woh usse sacchha pyaar karti hai aur woh uski problem ke bawajood usse shaadi karna chaahti hai..Bina koi matlab ke..Phir usne Gaurav ko yeh yakeen dilaaya ke shaadi koi kaid nahin hai..Gaurav ne hamaari shaadi dekhi hai Panchami…Woh jaanta hai ke main teri har baat rakkhta hoon, kisi baat ko mana nahin karta hoon..Partiyon mein bhi jab tu kehti hai toh peena chhod deta hoon..Par kabhi kabhi dil karta hai zyaada peene ka, hosh khone ka, par tu aisa hone nahin deti..Gaurav ne yeh sab dekha hai..Darrta hai woh shaadi ke naam se bhi..Uske do problem thhe, ek toh woh normal nahin thha, aur dusra hamaare rishhte ko dekhke use shaadi ke naam se nafrat thhi…

Gaadi mein phir shaanti ho gayi, INOX kareeb aane laga. Gaadi ruki aur Vikram Singh, Pratima ki taraf dekhe.

Vikram: Kaun si ice cream khaao gi Pratima..

Pratima: Papa, black currant, badi waali…Cone mein…Aur maa?

Vikram: Woh strawberry hi khaati hai..

Panchami: Aaj kuch aur laaiyye, aaj taste change karna hai…

Vikram ne uska chehra dekha, phir Pratima ka. Muskuraaye aur ice cream parlor ki taraf chalne lage. Panchami ne peeche dekha.

Panchami: Main inka aur Gaurav ka bura toh nahin chaahti naa..Toh in dono ko kyun aisa lagta hai..

Pratima: Maa, aap ki koi baat galat nahin hai..Bas kabhi kabhi dono ko apne dil ka karne dijiye..Aapne mujhe kiss karne diya, aapko haath lagaane diya, phir apne aapko rok liya..Aapko acchha lag raha thha, par aap bahut saari baatein sochne lagi, joh baat acchhi lage na maa, use kariye, aur dusron ko apne dil ka karne dijiye..Angrezi mein ek kahaawat hai maa, “Live and let live, Jeeyo aur jeene do”…

Panchami ghoor rahi thhi Pratima ko.

Pratima: Maa papa bahut samajhdaar hain aur Gaurav bhi..Papa agar ek drink pee bhi lenge na gaadi mein, toh woh bas itna peeyenge ke unhein thrill mehsoos ho, behosh hone ke liye nahin peeyenge kyunki aap baitthi hain gaadi mein..Woh zimmedaar hain maa aura apse pyaar kartein hain, bas uss pyaar ko baandhe mat rakhiye, kyunke koi bhi ek samay tak bardaasht karega, uske baad use ghutan mehsoos hone lagegi… 

Panchami palat gayi, soch mein padhke, Vikram aa gaye, sirf do hi ice cream thhe unke haath mein, ek Pratima ko di aur ek Panchami ki taraf badhaayi.

Panchami: Aapki kahaan hai..?

Vikram: Mera dil nahin kar raha hai, tum dono khaao..

Panchami: Aap nahin khaayenge toh main bhi nahin khaaungi..

Vikram: Toh phenk do..

Panchami dang reh gayi Vikram Singh ke jawaab se.

Vikram: Yahi toh baat hai Panchami, har baar sirf tumhaari baat hi rakkhni padhti hai, dusre ke koi maayne nahin..Hai naa..Chalo ghar chaltein hain, bas ho gaya..

Pratima: Papa, hamaara ghar bhi raaste mein hi padhta hai, mujhe ghar chhod dijiye..Please..

Vikram Singh ne koi jawaab nahin diya, sab chup rahe, pandrah minute baad gaadi Pratima ke ghar ruki, Pratima chup chaap utarne lagi.

Panchami: Agar tujhe rokne ki koshish ki toh tujhe aisa toh nahin lagega na ke main tujhpe bhi zabardasti kar rahi hoon..

Pratima palti par darwaaza aadha khula hi rakkha.

Pratima: Maa mujhe sochne ka samay chaahiye..Main Gaurav se bahut pyaar karti hoon, aur papa hain nahin mere, bahut chhoti thhi jab woh mujhe aur maa ko chhod ke chale gaye…Main ab inhi ko apne papa maan ne lagi thhi..Meri maa ne mujhe sikhaaya ke jis baat se apne dil ko khushi mile aur kisi ka nuksaan nahin ho na, toh woh baat kar deni chaahiye..Phir chaahe woh baat samaaj ko buri lage, usse koi farak nahin padhta hai…Samaaj bure samay mein kisi ka saath nahin deta hai maa, isiliye samaaj ko jitni door rakh sako, rakkho..Use apni zindagi chalaane ka haq mat do..

Panchami uska chehra gaur se dekh rahi thhi, Vikram bhi sunn rahe thhe, par chup thhe.

Pratima: Meri maa aur mere paas rehne ke liye chhat nahi thha maa..Khaane ko khaana nahin thha..Jis pados mein hum rehte thhe woh khamosh raha, hamaara ghar maalik ek bada thekedaar aur samaaj ka ek bada aadmi thha, woh bhi chup raha, humein ek raat bhi uss ghar mein rehne nahin diya..Mere mausa ji ne hamaare liye ghar khareeda, aapke pati ke mall mein ek dukaan bhaade pe dilaayi, ek saal tak uska bhaada bharte rahe..Meri padhaayi ke paise diye, humein himmat di, sahaara diya..Meri maa se kabhi koi ummeed nahin rakkhi, unka faayda nahin utthaaya…Aaj meri maasi hi mere mausaji aur meri maa ke saath soti hai, teeno enjoy kartein hain, aur agar samaaj ko iss baat se objection hai toh, unki maa ki chut…Main khush hoon un teeno ko dekhke, mujhe maaf karna maine gaali di, par kabhi kabhi dil bhar aata hai maa..Main chalti hoon..

Pratima ab utarne lagi, Vikram ne apna darwaaza khola.

Vikram: Main chhod aata hoon andar tak beta…

Panchami apni taraf se utarke dono ke paas aayi.

Panchami: Baitth jaa gaadi mein..Please..Inhein toh papa maanti hai, mujhe maa nahin maanegi..? 

Vikram: Pehli baar main iski baat se sehmat hoon bahu..Baithh jaa..Ghar pe baitthke baatein karenge..Khush hoon ke ek suljhi hui ladki mere Gaurav ki zindagi mein hai..Tu mere bete ko bahut khush rakhegi..Ek baap aur kya chaahega..

Panchami: Baitth jaa Bahu..Ghar chaltein hain..

Pratima chup chaap darwaaza khol ke andar baitth gayi, gaadi chal padi. Teeno ghar pahunche, Vikram Singh ne dono ko utaara aur gaadi park karne lage garage mein. Pratima aur Panchami andar aa gaye, kuch der baad Vikram Singh bhi aa gaye. Pratima washroom gayi hui thhi aur Panchami ghar mein bani bar mein chali gayi. Ek glass mein drink banaaya, Vikram dekh raha thha use.

Vikram: Mera dil nahin kar raha hai Panchami, rehne de..

Panchami: Main apne liye bana rahi hoon..Mera dil kar raha hai..

Vikram: Not bad..Aaj main do drink ke baad tujhe tokunga…

Panchami: Aap tok nahin paayenge, woh mera kaam hai, par aaj se main tokna chhod dungi..”Jeeyo aur jeene do”…Samaaj ki maa ki…

Vikram: Poora toh bol nahin paayi, jaise Pratima ne bola thha..

Panchami: Do drink ke baad bol paaungi, aur kuch zyaada bhi bol dungi…

Dono hansne lage, dono ek dusre ki aankhon mein dekh rahe thhe.

Panchami: Pratima sach hi toh keh rahi thhi..Yaad hai na aapka doctor dost..Mehra…

Vikram: Uska naam mat lo Panchami..Aaj bhi gaali nikalti hai uske liye..

Panchami: Aapne uske saath Gaurav ka problem share kiya thha, madad maangi thhi Gaurav ko theek karne ke liye, aur usne saare Kanpur mein dhindhora peeta thha..Gaurav ko kitni takleef hui thhi, usne baat karna chhod diya thha humse..

Vikram: Bhool jaao Panchami, woh ek bura samay thha, par aaj sab theek hai, mera beta khush hai..

Panchami: Par main kaise bhool gayi ke samaaj ne hi hamaara tamaasha banaaya thha…Aaj jab Pratima ne aapka..

Vikram: Ab bhi sankoch karegi..Pati hoon main tera..

Panchami: Aaj jab bahu ne aapka lund pakda, toh main samaaj ka hi sochne lagi, kya sochega samaaj agar yeh baat baahar aayi toh..Samaaj iss baat ko galat maanta hai..Samaaj hai kaun galat ya sahi maan ne waala..Aur unhein pata kaise chalega agar hum unhein bataayenge hi nahin, bas aapas mein khush rahenge toh…Samaaj ki maa ki chut Vikram..

Vikram: Chalo aaj yeh bhi deewaar tod di, ab naam se hi pukaarna, please..O ya inke unke keh ke nahin, samjhi..Acchha khaasa naam hai mera…

Panchami unke paas aayi, Vikram ne use apni jaangh pe bitthaaya aur uski peetth sehlaane lage, Panchami ne apna glass unke honthon ke paas laaya, Vikram Singh aage badhe, Panchami ne unhe ek sip lene diya, aur phir glass peechhe kheench liya. Unhonein Panchami ko apne badan pe kheench liya aur uski T-shirt utaarne lage, Panchami ne jhoottha nakhra dikhaaya, par utaarne mein madad bhi ki, andar kuch nahin thha, Vikram Singh apni patni ki chuchiyaan ghoorne lagi. Pratima baahar aayi aur dono ko dekhi.

Pratima: Yeh sab kab hua..Samaaj kya sochega..Kya kahega..

Panchami: Yeh mere pati hain, hum kuch bhi karein..Yeh chaahein toh yahi chod dein mujhe..

Pratima: Haan magar apni bahu ke saamne? Yeh toh samaaj….

Panchami: Samaaj ki maa ki chut..Mujhe acchha lag raha hai apni bahu ke saamne yeh sab karna..Toh main karoongi..

Pratima Vikram Singh ke ghutne ke paas aayi aur baitth gayi apne hatheliyaan unpe rakkhte huey.

Pratima: Nahi baba..Ek baar inke lund ko haath mein li thhi, bhaari padh gaya thha..Ab nahin, main sone jaa rahi hoon..

Panchami ne Vikram Singh ki shorts aage se neeche karke unke lund ko baahar nikaala aur utthke khadi ho gayi, apni shorts khud utaarke nangi ho gayi Vikram Singh ko glass thamaate huey. 

Panchami: Ab hum dono phirse ice cream khaayenge aur Vikram drink peeyenge..

Pratima: Baap re..Ek drive ke baad duniya hi badal gayi, maine kuch miss kiya kya..?

Panchami: Ab tu kapde khud utaaregi ya main phaad doon..

Pratima: Upar chalein maa..Aapke bedroom ka bed bada acchha hai chudai ke liya, naram naram…

Panchami: Toh tera aur Gaurav ka waisa hi bana dein…

Pratima muskuraate huey kapde utaarne lagi, Vikram Singh bhi khade lund ko liye khade ho gaye, Panchami ne Pratima ka haath unke lund pe rakh diya.

Panchami: Baat yahin se shuru hui thhi, ab uss adhoori baat ko poora kartein hain teeno mil ke..Chal naram naram bed pe…