16-10-2019, 01:07 PM
UPDATE 118
Ek baje theek mere saas sasur, mama aur mami ek saath pahunche, papa aur saare gharwaale aangan mein hi thhe. Papa, Janak aur Apu ko nahin dekhke mama se poochh baitthe.
Papa: Bacchhe kahaan hain?
Mama: Aapke samdhi jee se hi poochhiye..
Sasur: Arre bhai, tumhaari Sushila ki tabiyat kal raat ko kharaab ho gayi..Viral hai shaayad, Prem aur Pulkit use raat ko le bhaage doctor ke paas..Subah jab Apu ne Prem ko phone kiya toh Prem ne kaha ke woh Sushila ki wajah se nahin aa paayenge..Prem aur Seema ruk gaye, toh Apu aur Janak bhi unke saath hi ruk gaye, phir Bahu aur Shekhar, Pulkit aur Priya bhi, aur sone pe suhaaga, Neha aur Purab ne bhi rukne ka faisla kiya..Ab sab bacchhe tere ghar pe shaam ko mil rahein hain..Aur hum itne hi yahaan..
Mama seedha gaye Kalpana mausi ke paas, unhe gale se lagaaya, ek haath maxi ke upar unki gaand pe gaya, aur dusra unki chuchi pe.
Mama: Tera bada upkaar hai Kalpana..Apu aur mujhpe..
Mami: Hamaare saare pariwaar pe Kalpana..
Maasi: Arre, family hai, chalta hai..
Mama: Tu ne saara tension khatam kar diya..
Maasi ka haath mama ke pant ke upar, unke lund pe gaya.
Maasi: Chaaho toh iska bhi khatam kar denge tension..
Mama: Aaj toh khatam hi kar dunga..Tujhe thank you joh kehna hai…
Meri saas papa ke paas gayi.
Saas: Kaise hain aap Bhaiyya..?
Papa: Acchha bhala..
Sasur: Aur Devisha ke aane se aur acchha ho jaayega yeh..
Raunak: Mayuri khaana laga de..Sab bhooke honge..
Chacha: Aap sab haath moonh dho lijiye..Khaana khaa lete hain..
Khaana baahar chataaiyyon pe lag gaya, sab neeche hi baitth gaye, khaana bhi badhiya thha.
Papa: Gaon ka khaana khaana hota hai..Sab asli maal..
Chachi: Gaon ka maal hi khilaayenge aapko do din bhaiyya..
Papa: Devika, Sushila ko phone kiya?
Maa: Prem ko kar diya..Ab theek hai Sushila ki tabiyat, dawa khaake soyi thhi, phir shaam ko karungi..Seema aur Priya ne khaana bana liya hai..Sab ke liye..
Sasur: Arre bacchhe apna bandobast kar lenge, un sab ko dekh ke Sushila theek ho jaayegi, shaayad lag bhi jaaye unke saath..Jaise iska dil kiya yahaan sab ko bulaane ka..
Saas: Dil toh hamaara bhi thha yahaan aane ka, aapko dekhne ka bhaiyya..
Maa: Main inhe aaraam dene ki koshish kar rahi hoon, aur yahaan Kalpana aur Devisha dono aagaye..Ab kaahe ka aaraam..
Maasi: Darriye mat didi, jiju ka balaatkaar karne nahin aayein hain..
Sasur: Balaatkaar toh yeh karega dono ka..
Mayuri: Bhaiyya lijiye na..Acchha nahin laga kya?
Sasur: Loonga Mayuri..Lene hi toh aaya hoon..
Mama: Acchha hua bacchhe nahin aaye yaar..
Saas: Kyun?
Mama: Ab main thehra security officer waala, zabaan kharaab hai..Uttejana mein kuch bhi nikalta hai moonh se..Ab bacchhon ke saamne acchha nahin lagta hai na..
Maa: Bacchhe kya kum lagtein hain aapko Deepu bhaiyya..Farmhouse pe chut, lund aur chudai ki hi baatein toh sab karte thhe..
Saas: Dekhna, aaj woh sab dhamaal karenge hamaare bagair..Woh bhi soch rahe honge acchha mauka mila hamaare bagair..
Papa: Unhein bhi maze le lene do..
Maa: Aap toh maze ki baat hi mat kijiye..Limit mein rahiye zara..
Rohit: Khaane ke baad khet chalein, zara ghoomna ho jaayega..
Sasur: Ghoomne ke liye thodi na aaye hain Rohit..Thoda aaraam kar lenge khaane ke baad, aur shaam ko nange hoke chudai karna hai bas..
Mama: Arun bhaiyya, yeh hui na baat, main toh aaraam ke mood mein hi nahin hoon..Main toh khaane ke baad Kalpana ko pelne waala hoon..Agar usne mana nahin kiya toh..
Maasi: Deepesh bhaiyya, jab aa hi gaye hai yahaan toh manaai kis baat ki..Peliye, bahut din huey lund liye huey....
Papa: Sab se chudwa le Kalpana, do din maze kar le..
Mayuri: Aap sab aa rahe thhe yeh baat maaloom hote hi inhone aur Rohitne upar gaadiyon ka intezaam kar liya, kamra thanda kar diya, AC chal hi raha hai subah se…
Sasur: Kise chodna hai Raunak, ke tu itna utaawala ho gaya..
Raunak: Arre aisa kuch nahin hai bhaiyya, bas aap sab maze le, yeh soch ke taiyyaari ki, aap sab ne bhi hamaari khaatir ki hai, aaj humein mauka mila..
Mama: Chal Kalpana, khaana hua tera..
Maasi: Kab ka..Aap ke liye ruki thhi..
Mama: Mera o gaya aur tan bhi gaya, kahaan hai kamra Raunak..
Raunak: Upar seedhiyon ke last mein..Bada hai..
Mama: Chalo tum sab bhi aa jaao jaldi, kuch karna nahin hai toh bhi humein dekhne aa jaao..
Mami: Aap chaliye, abhi sab ka hua nahin hai..
Mama aur Maasi dono upar ke kamre mein chale gaye, maasi apne haath dhone lagi washroom ke basin mein, mama peexhe unki gaand se sattke apne haath dhone lage, Maasi unki harkat se muskuraake unke chehre pe dekhi.
Maasi: Andar ghusne ki itni jaldi hai..
Mama ne maasi ke gardan ko chooma.
Mama: Main kal tujhe yaad karke ek baar mutth maar liya..
Maasi: Jhoothh..Aapke paas toh Janak thhi, Gayatri thhi, phir..
Mama: Sach keh raha hoon, bas teri yaad aayi..
Maasi: Dil se yaad kiya, isiliye main hi mil gayi..
Mama: Chal Kalpana, nange hoke zara maze lete hain…
Maasi: Yahin utaar dijiye na maxi..
Mama peeche hatke maasi ki maxi unke badan se alag kar di, maasi ne andar kuch pehna nahin thha, mama ne bhi apne kapde utaar ke taang diye, unka jhool raha thha, maasi ki kamar mein unhonein apne haath band diye aur apna lund unki chut pe sata diya.
Mama: Dekh dono pappi le rahein hain..
Maasi: Use andar jaake lena hai pappi..
Mama: Use tere moonh mein bhi jaana hai..
Maasi: Aur meri chut kaun chaatega..
Mama: Khujli toh tujhe bhi ho rahi hai..
Maasi: Baatein karne laaye thhe yahaan Bhaiyya..
Mama aur unke honth mile, zabaane bhiddne lagi, vaasna dono ke chehre pe chhalak rahi thhi, mama apna lund ragad rahe thhe, maasi bhi kum daba nahin rahi thhi, mama unke honthon se alag huey, maasi ke baal bikhre huey thhe, dono ne vaasna bhari nigaahon se ek dusre ko dekha.
Mama: Ab teri chut chaate bagair maza nahin aayega..
Maasi: Ab aapka lund choose huey bhi chain nahin aayega..Chaliye..
Dono kamre mein aa gaye, jaldi mein, dono apni apni karwatt pe lete, aadhe, mama maasi ki gaand pakadke unki taangon ke beech mein apna moonh daba diye aur maasi ne unka lund mutthhi mein bhar liya aur apni zabaan unke supaade pe phiraane lagi, mama apni zabaan unki chut ke honthon pe chalaane lage, maasi ki jaanghein thar tharaane lagi, mama ki taangein bhi maasi ki zabaan ke prahaar se kasne lagi.
Kamre mein mere sasur aur Radhika chachi aa gaye, sasur ka haath chachi ke kandhon pe thha.
Sasur: Radhika, aaj teri meri bhi kushhti ho jaaye..
Chachi: Kushhti ke liye hamesha taiyyaar hoon bhaiyya..Yeh dono toh bhidd gayein hain..
Sasur apna kurta utaarne lage, chachi bhi apni maxi utaarne lagi, maxi toh jaldi utar gayi, par pyjama reh gaya thha, chachi ne use kholna shuru kar diya, babuji uski peetth sehlaane lage, chachi ne unka pyjama giraake baanye haath mein lund pakad liya aur mutthiyaane lagi, babuji uske gaalon ko, gardan ko choomne lage.
Sasur: Radhika, in dono jaise hi bhidd jaatein hain, dono ko kaam ho jaayega..
Chachi aur babuji dono hi mama aur maasi ke paas, unhi ki tarah position le liye aur bhidd gaye, maasi aur chachi dono mardon ke supaadon pe apni apni zabaane chala rahe thhe, dono ki nazrein mili.
Chachi: Kalpana, tu aayi toh bada acchha laga..
Maasi: Bhabhi, acchha toh mujhe lag raha hai, sheher se kabhi kabhi tang aa jaati hoon…
Babuji chachi ko chaat te chaat te unki gaand bhi daba rahe thhe. Itne mein maa aur Raunak andar aaye, andar aate hi Raunak ne unhe apni baahon mein kheench liya, dono ek dusre ke honth choosne lage, Raunak maa ki maxi upar karne laga, maa bhi uska pyjama khol rahi thhi, papa aur Mayuri andar aaye. Maa aur Raunak nange ho gaye. Papa aur Mayuri bhabhi bhi nange hone lage, Raunak ne maa ko babuji aur chachi ke paas hi litaaya.
Maa: Samdhi jee, aap toh aaraam karne waale thhe…
Sasur: Aaraam hi toh kar raha hoon Devika Radhika ki chut mein..
Maa ne Raunak ka lund choosna shuru kiya, Raunak maa ki taangon ke beech chaatne laga, papa aur Mayuri bhabhi nange ho chuke thhe.
Mayuri: Bhaiyya, aap letiye, main aapka lund choosti hoon, letiye..
Papa: Mayuri, mujhe theek lag raha hai, in sab ki tarah bhidd jaatein hain, mujhe bhi chakhna hai tujhe..Aaja, let, main teri bagal mein aata hoon, Deepesh aur Kalpana ki tarah..
Un dono ne bhi position pakad liya, chacha, Beena, Rohit, mami aur meri saas bhi upar aa gaye. Sab nange hone lage.
Mami: Kisiko aaraam karna hi nahin thha..
Saas: Naahi kheton mein jaana thha..
Beena: Khet mein jaake kya karte, yahaan rehke hamaare hi khet joto..
Mami: Joto nahin chodo..
Beena: Kehna toh wahi thha didi..
Saas: Mere waale toh teri patni ke maze le rahe hain Arjun, tu meri chut maar le ..
Chacha: Yeh dekhiye, tan chuka hai, choos lo ya chudwa lo, hukum ka ghulam hai..
Rohit: Arjun bhaiyya, aap bhabhi aur Beena ko le lo, main Gayatri didi ko leta hoon..
Mami: Arre paancho ek saath bhidd jaatein hain, farmhouse ki tarah, sab ek dusre ki taangon ke beech ghus jaateinhain, kya bolti hai Radhika..
Chachi: Aur kya, kya farak padhta hai kaun kisko le, par lena zaroori hai..
Beena: Tum dono ki baatein sunke yeh dono ka lund tan chuka hai..
Mami: Chaliye Arjun bhaiyya bataaiyye, kaise kiya jaaye..
Chacha: Main let jaata hoon aadhi karwatt pe, phir jise jahaan judna hai, judd jaaye..
Beena: Main aapke moonh ke paas aaun?
Chachi: Seedha bolna meri chut chaato..Gayatri, tum inhe choos lo, Rohit tumhein chaat lega aur main use choos loongi, kya khayaal hai..
Mami: Sahi hai..
Ek baje theek mere saas sasur, mama aur mami ek saath pahunche, papa aur saare gharwaale aangan mein hi thhe. Papa, Janak aur Apu ko nahin dekhke mama se poochh baitthe.
Papa: Bacchhe kahaan hain?
Mama: Aapke samdhi jee se hi poochhiye..
Sasur: Arre bhai, tumhaari Sushila ki tabiyat kal raat ko kharaab ho gayi..Viral hai shaayad, Prem aur Pulkit use raat ko le bhaage doctor ke paas..Subah jab Apu ne Prem ko phone kiya toh Prem ne kaha ke woh Sushila ki wajah se nahin aa paayenge..Prem aur Seema ruk gaye, toh Apu aur Janak bhi unke saath hi ruk gaye, phir Bahu aur Shekhar, Pulkit aur Priya bhi, aur sone pe suhaaga, Neha aur Purab ne bhi rukne ka faisla kiya..Ab sab bacchhe tere ghar pe shaam ko mil rahein hain..Aur hum itne hi yahaan..
Mama seedha gaye Kalpana mausi ke paas, unhe gale se lagaaya, ek haath maxi ke upar unki gaand pe gaya, aur dusra unki chuchi pe.
Mama: Tera bada upkaar hai Kalpana..Apu aur mujhpe..
Mami: Hamaare saare pariwaar pe Kalpana..
Maasi: Arre, family hai, chalta hai..
Mama: Tu ne saara tension khatam kar diya..
Maasi ka haath mama ke pant ke upar, unke lund pe gaya.
Maasi: Chaaho toh iska bhi khatam kar denge tension..
Mama: Aaj toh khatam hi kar dunga..Tujhe thank you joh kehna hai…
Meri saas papa ke paas gayi.
Saas: Kaise hain aap Bhaiyya..?
Papa: Acchha bhala..
Sasur: Aur Devisha ke aane se aur acchha ho jaayega yeh..
Raunak: Mayuri khaana laga de..Sab bhooke honge..
Chacha: Aap sab haath moonh dho lijiye..Khaana khaa lete hain..
Khaana baahar chataaiyyon pe lag gaya, sab neeche hi baitth gaye, khaana bhi badhiya thha.
Papa: Gaon ka khaana khaana hota hai..Sab asli maal..
Chachi: Gaon ka maal hi khilaayenge aapko do din bhaiyya..
Papa: Devika, Sushila ko phone kiya?
Maa: Prem ko kar diya..Ab theek hai Sushila ki tabiyat, dawa khaake soyi thhi, phir shaam ko karungi..Seema aur Priya ne khaana bana liya hai..Sab ke liye..
Sasur: Arre bacchhe apna bandobast kar lenge, un sab ko dekh ke Sushila theek ho jaayegi, shaayad lag bhi jaaye unke saath..Jaise iska dil kiya yahaan sab ko bulaane ka..
Saas: Dil toh hamaara bhi thha yahaan aane ka, aapko dekhne ka bhaiyya..
Maa: Main inhe aaraam dene ki koshish kar rahi hoon, aur yahaan Kalpana aur Devisha dono aagaye..Ab kaahe ka aaraam..
Maasi: Darriye mat didi, jiju ka balaatkaar karne nahin aayein hain..
Sasur: Balaatkaar toh yeh karega dono ka..
Mayuri: Bhaiyya lijiye na..Acchha nahin laga kya?
Sasur: Loonga Mayuri..Lene hi toh aaya hoon..
Mama: Acchha hua bacchhe nahin aaye yaar..
Saas: Kyun?
Mama: Ab main thehra security officer waala, zabaan kharaab hai..Uttejana mein kuch bhi nikalta hai moonh se..Ab bacchhon ke saamne acchha nahin lagta hai na..
Maa: Bacchhe kya kum lagtein hain aapko Deepu bhaiyya..Farmhouse pe chut, lund aur chudai ki hi baatein toh sab karte thhe..
Saas: Dekhna, aaj woh sab dhamaal karenge hamaare bagair..Woh bhi soch rahe honge acchha mauka mila hamaare bagair..
Papa: Unhein bhi maze le lene do..
Maa: Aap toh maze ki baat hi mat kijiye..Limit mein rahiye zara..
Rohit: Khaane ke baad khet chalein, zara ghoomna ho jaayega..
Sasur: Ghoomne ke liye thodi na aaye hain Rohit..Thoda aaraam kar lenge khaane ke baad, aur shaam ko nange hoke chudai karna hai bas..
Mama: Arun bhaiyya, yeh hui na baat, main toh aaraam ke mood mein hi nahin hoon..Main toh khaane ke baad Kalpana ko pelne waala hoon..Agar usne mana nahin kiya toh..
Maasi: Deepesh bhaiyya, jab aa hi gaye hai yahaan toh manaai kis baat ki..Peliye, bahut din huey lund liye huey....
Papa: Sab se chudwa le Kalpana, do din maze kar le..
Mayuri: Aap sab aa rahe thhe yeh baat maaloom hote hi inhone aur Rohitne upar gaadiyon ka intezaam kar liya, kamra thanda kar diya, AC chal hi raha hai subah se…
Sasur: Kise chodna hai Raunak, ke tu itna utaawala ho gaya..
Raunak: Arre aisa kuch nahin hai bhaiyya, bas aap sab maze le, yeh soch ke taiyyaari ki, aap sab ne bhi hamaari khaatir ki hai, aaj humein mauka mila..
Mama: Chal Kalpana, khaana hua tera..
Maasi: Kab ka..Aap ke liye ruki thhi..
Mama: Mera o gaya aur tan bhi gaya, kahaan hai kamra Raunak..
Raunak: Upar seedhiyon ke last mein..Bada hai..
Mama: Chalo tum sab bhi aa jaao jaldi, kuch karna nahin hai toh bhi humein dekhne aa jaao..
Mami: Aap chaliye, abhi sab ka hua nahin hai..
Mama aur Maasi dono upar ke kamre mein chale gaye, maasi apne haath dhone lagi washroom ke basin mein, mama peexhe unki gaand se sattke apne haath dhone lage, Maasi unki harkat se muskuraake unke chehre pe dekhi.
Maasi: Andar ghusne ki itni jaldi hai..
Mama ne maasi ke gardan ko chooma.
Mama: Main kal tujhe yaad karke ek baar mutth maar liya..
Maasi: Jhoothh..Aapke paas toh Janak thhi, Gayatri thhi, phir..
Mama: Sach keh raha hoon, bas teri yaad aayi..
Maasi: Dil se yaad kiya, isiliye main hi mil gayi..
Mama: Chal Kalpana, nange hoke zara maze lete hain…
Maasi: Yahin utaar dijiye na maxi..
Mama peeche hatke maasi ki maxi unke badan se alag kar di, maasi ne andar kuch pehna nahin thha, mama ne bhi apne kapde utaar ke taang diye, unka jhool raha thha, maasi ki kamar mein unhonein apne haath band diye aur apna lund unki chut pe sata diya.
Mama: Dekh dono pappi le rahein hain..
Maasi: Use andar jaake lena hai pappi..
Mama: Use tere moonh mein bhi jaana hai..
Maasi: Aur meri chut kaun chaatega..
Mama: Khujli toh tujhe bhi ho rahi hai..
Maasi: Baatein karne laaye thhe yahaan Bhaiyya..
Mama aur unke honth mile, zabaane bhiddne lagi, vaasna dono ke chehre pe chhalak rahi thhi, mama apna lund ragad rahe thhe, maasi bhi kum daba nahin rahi thhi, mama unke honthon se alag huey, maasi ke baal bikhre huey thhe, dono ne vaasna bhari nigaahon se ek dusre ko dekha.
Mama: Ab teri chut chaate bagair maza nahin aayega..
Maasi: Ab aapka lund choose huey bhi chain nahin aayega..Chaliye..
Dono kamre mein aa gaye, jaldi mein, dono apni apni karwatt pe lete, aadhe, mama maasi ki gaand pakadke unki taangon ke beech mein apna moonh daba diye aur maasi ne unka lund mutthhi mein bhar liya aur apni zabaan unke supaade pe phiraane lagi, mama apni zabaan unki chut ke honthon pe chalaane lage, maasi ki jaanghein thar tharaane lagi, mama ki taangein bhi maasi ki zabaan ke prahaar se kasne lagi.
Kamre mein mere sasur aur Radhika chachi aa gaye, sasur ka haath chachi ke kandhon pe thha.
Sasur: Radhika, aaj teri meri bhi kushhti ho jaaye..
Chachi: Kushhti ke liye hamesha taiyyaar hoon bhaiyya..Yeh dono toh bhidd gayein hain..
Sasur apna kurta utaarne lage, chachi bhi apni maxi utaarne lagi, maxi toh jaldi utar gayi, par pyjama reh gaya thha, chachi ne use kholna shuru kar diya, babuji uski peetth sehlaane lage, chachi ne unka pyjama giraake baanye haath mein lund pakad liya aur mutthiyaane lagi, babuji uske gaalon ko, gardan ko choomne lage.
Sasur: Radhika, in dono jaise hi bhidd jaatein hain, dono ko kaam ho jaayega..
Chachi aur babuji dono hi mama aur maasi ke paas, unhi ki tarah position le liye aur bhidd gaye, maasi aur chachi dono mardon ke supaadon pe apni apni zabaane chala rahe thhe, dono ki nazrein mili.
Chachi: Kalpana, tu aayi toh bada acchha laga..
Maasi: Bhabhi, acchha toh mujhe lag raha hai, sheher se kabhi kabhi tang aa jaati hoon…
Babuji chachi ko chaat te chaat te unki gaand bhi daba rahe thhe. Itne mein maa aur Raunak andar aaye, andar aate hi Raunak ne unhe apni baahon mein kheench liya, dono ek dusre ke honth choosne lage, Raunak maa ki maxi upar karne laga, maa bhi uska pyjama khol rahi thhi, papa aur Mayuri andar aaye. Maa aur Raunak nange ho gaye. Papa aur Mayuri bhabhi bhi nange hone lage, Raunak ne maa ko babuji aur chachi ke paas hi litaaya.
Maa: Samdhi jee, aap toh aaraam karne waale thhe…
Sasur: Aaraam hi toh kar raha hoon Devika Radhika ki chut mein..
Maa ne Raunak ka lund choosna shuru kiya, Raunak maa ki taangon ke beech chaatne laga, papa aur Mayuri bhabhi nange ho chuke thhe.
Mayuri: Bhaiyya, aap letiye, main aapka lund choosti hoon, letiye..
Papa: Mayuri, mujhe theek lag raha hai, in sab ki tarah bhidd jaatein hain, mujhe bhi chakhna hai tujhe..Aaja, let, main teri bagal mein aata hoon, Deepesh aur Kalpana ki tarah..
Un dono ne bhi position pakad liya, chacha, Beena, Rohit, mami aur meri saas bhi upar aa gaye. Sab nange hone lage.
Mami: Kisiko aaraam karna hi nahin thha..
Saas: Naahi kheton mein jaana thha..
Beena: Khet mein jaake kya karte, yahaan rehke hamaare hi khet joto..
Mami: Joto nahin chodo..
Beena: Kehna toh wahi thha didi..
Saas: Mere waale toh teri patni ke maze le rahe hain Arjun, tu meri chut maar le ..
Chacha: Yeh dekhiye, tan chuka hai, choos lo ya chudwa lo, hukum ka ghulam hai..
Rohit: Arjun bhaiyya, aap bhabhi aur Beena ko le lo, main Gayatri didi ko leta hoon..
Mami: Arre paancho ek saath bhidd jaatein hain, farmhouse ki tarah, sab ek dusre ki taangon ke beech ghus jaateinhain, kya bolti hai Radhika..
Chachi: Aur kya, kya farak padhta hai kaun kisko le, par lena zaroori hai..
Beena: Tum dono ki baatein sunke yeh dono ka lund tan chuka hai..
Mami: Chaliye Arjun bhaiyya bataaiyye, kaise kiya jaaye..
Chacha: Main let jaata hoon aadhi karwatt pe, phir jise jahaan judna hai, judd jaaye..
Beena: Main aapke moonh ke paas aaun?
Chachi: Seedha bolna meri chut chaato..Gayatri, tum inhe choos lo, Rohit tumhein chaat lega aur main use choos loongi, kya khayaal hai..
Mami: Sahi hai..
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