AB HUM BACCHE BHI TOH NAHI RAHE - COMPLETED

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UPDATE 117

Maa nahaake papa ke paas aake let gayi, papa ka chehra dekh rahi thhi woh.

Papa: Kya baat hai Devika, aise kyun ghoor rahi hai?

Maa: Aap theek toh sab theek..Aap ke bagair main zindagi soch bhi nahin sakti..

Papa: Main kahaan jaa raha hoon? Paagal…

Maa: Aaj Kalpana ne phone kiya thha na aapko, kya baat thhi?

Papa: Koi zaroori baat thhi, par kaha phone pe nahin ho sakti…Woh kal yahaan aa rahi hai baat karne..

Maa: Behen meri hai, aur sab baatein aapse karti hai..

Papa: Tujhe jalan ho rahi hai kya?

Maa: Khushi ho rahi hai ke mere pati ko itni izzat deti hai woh..Par itni zaroori kya baat hai ki woh yahaan itni door aa rahi hai..?

Papa: Kala a jaayegi toh pata chal jaayega na, abhi se kyun sochna..Sunn..

Maa: Kya?

Papa: Kal shaniwaar hai, tu sab ko phone karke yahaan kyun nahin bula leti..

Maa: Sabko? Sabko kaun?

Papa: Arre gharwaalon ko, aur kaun..Do din yahaan rahenge, enjoy karenge, mujhe bhi acchha lagega sab ko…

Maa: Nanga, chudai karte huey dekhke?

Papa muskuraaye.

Papa: Haan..Khushi hogi..

Maa: Par bacchhe hain yahaan..

Papa: Arjun ke ghar bula le sabko..Bada ghar hai, sab reh paayenge do din..

Maa: Aapka dil hai toh phone karti hoon sabko, joh free hoga, aa jaayega..

Papa: Priya se bhi baat kar le, woh keh rahi thhi ke woh apne maayke jaayegi Pulkit ke saath, agar aisa hai toh use jaane de, baaki sab ko bula lena..

Maa: Theek hai..Ab raat kaafi ho gayi hai, subah jaldi phone laga loongi…

Itne mein papa ka phone baja, video call aa rahi thhi.

Maa: Itni raat gaye kaun ho sakta hai?

Papa ne naam dekha, aur muskuraaye.

Papa: Daroga jee hain..

Phone utthaaya, saamne screen pe mama ki baahon mein Janak nangi thhi, dono sofe pe lete huey thhe.

Mama: Kya haal hai bhaiyya, zyaada let toh nahin hua hai naa..Disturb toh nahin huey naa..

Papa: Arre nahin bhai..Par chal kya raha hai wahaan..

Mama: Party..Aur kya..Mere aur Apu ka transfer aapki saali ne rukwa diya, ab hum yahin rahenge, isi khushi mein chaaron nange ho gaye aur party manaana shuru kar diya..Bhabhi kya haal hai?

Maa: Theek hoon..Kalpana ne transfer rukwa diya..Aapka? Kaise? Woh kise pehchaanti hai?

Mama: Hain bade log..Woh chhodiye, bhaiyya ki sehat kaisi hai..

Papa: Theek hoon..Tum sab yahaan kyun nahin aate, Arjun ke ghar..Do din..

Mama: Done..Subah hi nikal jaate hain..

Maa: Yeh aadmi toh ghode pe baittha rehta hai..Bacchhe kaise hain..

Mama: Nange hain, dekh lo..Maa bhi waisi hi hai..

Mama ne camera phiraake sabki tasveerein bataayi, sab nange hi thhe. 

Papa: Kal aa jaana sab..

Mami: Aa jaayenge bhabhi..Abhi rakhtein hain, party abhi baaki hai..

Papa ne phone kaata, maa ki taraf dekh muskuraaye.

Maa: Ab so jaaiyye..Aur raat ko kuch laga toh utthha dijiyega..

Agle din Pratima nau baje Gaurav ke ghar pahunchi. Gaurav ne hi darwaaza khola, andar kheenchke use gale laga liya.

Pratima: Toh iske liye bulaaya thha jaldi..

Gaurav: Maa babuji bhi toh Dilli ke liye nikal chuke hain, ghar khaali hai, faayda toh utthaana padega na..

Dono Gaurav ke kamre mein chale gaye, ek dusre pe lapta jhapti chal rahi thhi, kapde utaarne ke liye, honth chipak chuke thhe, Gaurav ki haalat kharaab thhi, Pratima nangi ho chuki thhi aur Gaurav bhi, dono bistar pe gire. 

Pratima: Saari kasar isi mahine mein utaaroge kya?

Gaurav: Kitne saal gawaayein hain, jaldi toh rahegi naa..Aaj saara din aise hi rehna hai..

Pratima: Theek hai..Zyaada jaldi hai toh ek baar kar lo..Phir zyaada maza aayega dusri baar mein..

Gaurav: Ok boss..

Chudai hi shuru ho gayi, Gaurav aur Pratima dono bhidd gaye, ek lay se dono ke badan chalne lage, jhaddne lage dono kuch hi minuton mein. Gaurav ka phone baja. Usne baat ki, phir Pratima ko udaas hoke dekha.

Gaurav: Yaar office ke manager ka call thha, kuch problem ho gayi hai..

Pratima: Sunn liya maine, jaao tum, kaam sambhaalo, main dukaan ho aati hoon..

Gaurav: Theek hai..Main nahaake jaata hoon, kaam khatam hote hi ctumhe pick karoonga, aaogi naa..

Pratima: Pakka..

Gaurav ka raasta alag thha, Pratima rickshaw se chali gayi, aadhe ghante baad use ek phone aaya, woh phir Gaurav ke ghar aayi, ghanti bajaaya aur Panchami, Gaurav ki maa ne darwaaza khola. Pratima andar gayi, sirf Panchami thhi.

Pratima: Dekh liya maa..Tasalli ho gayi..

Panchami: Ho gayi beta..Tera upkaar main zindagi bhar nahin bhula paaungi..

Pratima: Maa Gaurav theek ho gaya hai, agar ab bhi aap chaahtein hain toh uski shaadi apni pasand se karwa saktein hain..

Panchami: Tujhe usse alag nahi kar sakti Pratima..Naa main tujhse alag ho sakti hoon..Aaj tu ne sirf Gaurav ko nahin, inhe bhi theek kiya hai..

Pratima: Main samjhi nahin maa..

Panchami: Gaurav ke babuji bhi dekh rahe thhe tum dono ko..

Pratima: Kya, unhone mujhe nanga..

Panchami: Haan dekha, aur tujhe nanga dekhke woh theek ho gaye, paanch saal ke baad unhone mujhe haath lagaaya..

Pratima: Maa main..

Panchami: Pata hai teri maa gaon kyun gayi hai..?

Pratima ne naa mein sar hilaaya.

Panchami: Kal raat ko hi humne tum dono ki sagaai ki baat ki, unhone kaha ke woh tere mausaji se baat karengi..Wahi bade hai na tumhaare ghar mein..Tu sagaai ki taiyyaari kar..

Pratima: Maa ek baat kahoon, chhota moonh badi baat hai..

Panchami: Joh mere pariwaar ke liye itna kar sakti hai, uski baat sunna zaroori hai..Bol..

Pratima: Maa..Ab babuji ne aapko haath lagaaya hai mera badan dekhke, agar phirse zaroorat padhi toh keh dena, main aapko bata dungi main aur Gaurav jab..

Panchami ne apne kade nikaale haathon se.

Panchami: Yeh pehen..Laa main pehnaati hoon..

Pratima: Maa..

Panchami: Chup..Laa haath de..

Panchami ne use kade pehnaaye, aur uska maatha choom liya.

Panchami: Ab shaadi tak kuch nahin..Samjhi..

Pratima: Aapka beta maanega..

Panchami: Uska baap bhi maanega..

Pratima: Baap ko hamaari shaadi tak mat rokiye..Nahi toh phir amaavas chhaayegi..

Panchami: Tere hote huey nahin..Ab jaa..Apni dukaan sambhaal, woh bhi teri hi hone waali hai..

Pratima wahaan se chali gayi. Vikram Singh baahar aaye andar se.

Vikram: Tujhe Pratimako nahin bataana thha ke maine use dekha hai..

Panchami: Yahaan baitthiye..Suniye…Aapki bahu bahut gehri hai..Samajhdaar hai, raazdaar hai..Apni maa jaisi..Dono ne duniya dekhi hai..Aaj Kalpana ke liye izzat aur badh gayi hai..Suna na usne kya kaha, agar aapko use dekhne ki zaroorat padhi, toh woh uske liye bhi raazi hai..Kaunsi ladki aisa karegi..Aur use iss baat ki bhi fikar nahin hai ke hum Gaurav ki shaadi kahin aur kar saktein hain, ulta usi ne mujhe kaha..

Vikram: Humne kuch acchha kaam zaroor kiya hai ke Gaurav ko aisi ladki mili..Aur humein aisi bahu..Kade de diye, ab jaldi se ghar ki aur tijori ki chaabi bhi de de use..Aur tu andar chal…

Panchami: Itna jaldi, phir se dil kar raha hai…

Vikram: Paanch saal ka hisaab chukaana hai..Chal..

Kalpana maasi gyaarah baje Raunak ke ghar pahunchi, papa jaag rahe thhe. Sab se milke seedha maa papa ke paas chali gayi, Arjun chacha aur chachi bhi thhe kamre mein, sab ko pichhle kuch dino se chali Gaurav aur Pratima ki kahaani bataayi, Vikram Singh ke baare mein bataaya aur Mama ke transfer ke baare mein bhi bataaya ke Vikram Singh ne hi rukwaaya thha. Papa aur baaki sab khush thhe.

Maasi: Jijaji..Unhe dono ki sagaai karna hai, aur jald hi shaadi..Isiliye aapko bataana zaroori thha..

Papa: Main bahut khush hoon Kalpana..Tere aur Pratima ke liye..Dhoom dhaam se karenge shaadi..

Maasi: Shaadi ka saara kharch woh utthaane ki baat kar rahein hain..

Papa: Unhein kya lagta hai ke tere aur teri beti ke peechhe koi nahin hai..Hum hain, hamaara pariwaar hai..Kharcha hum karenge..Pratima khaali haath nahin jaayegi..

Maa: Tu sagaai ki taareekh fix kar le, phir tere jijaji aage ki baat karenge unse, samjhi..

Maasi: Haan didi..

Maa: Aaj rukegi naa..

Maasi: Haan rukungi..

Chacha: Mayuri ne bacchhon ko nainihaal bhej diya hai do din ke liye, sab yahin rahenge..

Maasi: Sab..? Aur koi aa raha hai kya..?

Chachi: Tu ne itni acchhi khabar di hai, party toh banti hai naa..

Maa: Aaj farmhouse yahin hai samajh le..Mayuri aur Beena khaana bana rahein hain, dopahar tak baaki sab aa jaayenge, phir jiski joh marzi..

Maasi: Jiju ki tabiyat..

Papa: Kapde utaar, tabiyat dikhaata hoon..

Sab hans pade.