AB HUM BACCHE BHI TOH NAHI RAHE - COMPLETED

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UPDATE 106

Subah koi dus baje uttha toh koi gyaarah, koi kisi baahon mein toh koi kisi ke kamre mein. Papa aur Babuji jaldi utth gaye thhe, maa aur meri saas Sushila ke saath rasoi mein lage thhe naashte ke liye, jaise jaise gharwaale utthte gaye, nahaate gaye aur sab taiyyaar hoke neeche aangan mein aa gaye jahaan Prem aur Pulkit bhaiyya ne ek lambi table naashte ke liye sajaayi thhi, mama phone pe lage huey thhe office waalon ke saath, Prem broker se baat kar raha thha, usne do din aur maange thhe, Apu bhi office phone karke chhutti maang raha thha, maasi lagi thhi kuch suppliers ke saath phone pe, ghar bhara hua lag raha thha. Naashta lag gaya aur sab ek ek karke lene lage, kursiyaan kaafi thhi, koi baitthha toh koi khada khada khaane laga. Pulkit bhaiyya papa ke paas aaye.

Pulkit: Papa..Kya program hai, chalein farmhouse ya phir yahin rahein sab..

Papa: Poocchh le sab se..Kyunki sab phone pe thhe, kisika koi urgent kaam nikal aaya toh farmhouse se waapas aana door padega..Prem aur tu bhi toh lage hai na office ke chakkar mein..

Prem: Broker ne do din ka time maanga hai papa..Poocchh letein hain sab se, agar free hain toh chaltein hain..

Mahila mandal saath ho liya thha, mard ek taraf baithh ke khaa rahe thhe aur decide kar rahe thhe jaana hai ya nahin. Maa papa ke paas chali gayi.

Maa: Aap logon ne faisla kiya kya karna hai..Saamaan baandhna padega..Jaldi boliye..

Papa: Poocchhtein hain..

Papa ne mama aur Apu ki taraf dekha.

Papa: Tum dono ka kya scene hai..Jaana hai office..

Mama: Nahin bhaiyya..Main free hoon..

Apu: Maine bhi chhutti le li hai..Chaltein hain..

Papa: Raunak..Tumhaara aur Rohit ka kya jawaab hai..Aur tumhaare bacchhe..

Raunak: Bade bhaiyya..Bacchhe toh Mayuri ke maayke mein hain..college wahin se kareeb padhti hai unki..Unka koi tension nahin hai..Aur baaki raha kheton ka kaam, toh apne bharose ke log hain wahaan..Hum chalenge farmhouse agar aap jaa rahein hain toh..

Papa: Chalo..Lagta hai sab chal rahein hain..Devika, saamaan baandh de..Pulkit, wahaan sharaab hai, ya le jaana padegi..

Pulkit: Ab yaad nahin hai papa..Le chaltein hain, aur wahin se bhi toh manga saktein hain..Koi tension nahin hai..

Sasur: Tu plan kitne din ka kar raha hai..

Papa: Plan kya karna Arun, chal toh sab rahein hain, phir jaise jiska kaam nikla, woh nikal sakta hai, zaroori nahin hai sab saath mein aayein, saath jaana acchha hai..

Sasur: Yeh theek hai, do din toh hain hi na sab, phir toh shaniwaar aur Sunday lag jaayega..Chaar din pakad ke chal..

Prem: Papa..Taiyyaari kartein hain, abhi nikle toh teen saadhe teen tak pahunch jaayenge..

Papa: Theek hai..Sab ka naashta ho gaya hai toh dauda sabko..Wahaan zyaada samay milega..Mausam theek hai ab wahaan ka..

Naashte ka table clear hua, sab apna apna saamaan lene gaye, Prem aur Pulkit sharaab ka intezaam karne nikle, Shekhar saamaan load karne mein madad kar raha thha Apu ke saath, auratein toh ready thhi, mama aur chacha bhi lungi se nikal ke pyjama kurte mein aa gaye. Ghar lock kiye, sab apni apni gaadi se hi aaye thhe, toh gaadiyon ka tension nahin thha, papa ne faisla kiya ke sab gaadiyaan leke chalein, agar kisi ko jaldi nikalna pade toh problem nahin hota. Gaadiyon mein sab baitthne lage, aisa lag raha thha ke hum sab ek saath hi rehte thhe, sab hansi mazaak kar rahe thhe, madad kar rahe thhe ek dusre ki, par koi ganda ya bhadda mazaak nahin thha, mazaak mein bhi izzat thhi ek dusre ke liye.

Hum sab theek saadhe teen baje pahunche farmhouse pe, chachi ke maayke waale pehli baar aaye thhe yahaan, hamaara ghar dekhke unki aankhein khuli reh gayi.

Raunak: Baap re..Itna acchha makaan..Arjun bhaiyya, humein yahaan pehle kyun nahin laaye..

Rohit: Itni khuli jagah..Pedh..Waah yeh toh swarg hai..

Prem: Rohit bhaiyya..Abhi bahut kuch dekhna hai..Aapko shaam ko nadi pe le jaayenge..Wahaan snaan karna..Maza aayega..

Chacha: Bhai hum ne toh bahut dekh li nadi..Main toh aaraam karoonga..

Maa: Main chaloongi tum sab ke saath..Bada acchha lagta hai wahaan, Purab, Neha, Apu aur Janak ko bhi le jaayenge..

Pulkit: Theek hai maa, par abhi yeh saamaan kahaan rakhna hai bataao toh sahi..

Maa: Utaar main bataati hoon..

Purab aur Neha bhabhi ke saath khade hoke makaan dekh rahe thhe.

Purab: Priya..This is fantastic..

Neha: Hai naa Purab..Kitni khoobsoorati hai..Sukoon hai yahaan pe..Main toh Sunday tak rahungi yahaan..

Bhabhi: Reh lo..Ab aana jaana laga rahega..Mere sasural waale pasand kartein hain tum dono ko..

Neha: Wahi acchhe hain..Itne milansaar..Veena ka sasural bhi acchha hai..

Seema: Neha didi..Aap aur Purab bhaiyya ko hamaare ghar aana hai..Vaada kijiye..

Neha: Abhi abhi Priya ne kaha na, ke aana jaana laga rahega, waise tum aur Prem bhi sabko leke hamaare ghar aana..

Saamaan andar rakhha gaya, Prem, Pulkit bhaiyya, Shekhar aur Apu ne haath lagaaya, aur woh change bhi karne chale gaye, maine mahila mandal ko neeche ka kamra dikhaaya unka saamaan rakkhne ke liye. Un sab ko change karne bhi bol diya, garmi thhi, mere paas farmhouse ke cupboard mein bahut saare t-shirts aur shorts pade thhe, sab ko select karne diya, kisi ko tight ho raha thha, kisi ko loose, par zyaada nahin. Mardon ne bhi change kar liya, ek ek karke baahar baraamde, hall aur aangan mein aane lage, Mayuri bhabhi aur Beena bhabhi T.V. lagaake baitth gayi, hum sab raaste mein ruk ke khaa liye thhe yahaan aane se pehle. Raat ka khaana papa ke dost ki hotel se order kar diya thha. Bar, hall mein Sushila ne lagaaya ek bade table pe, papa, mama, aur babuji apni apni beer leke baitth gaye baraamde mein. Teeno sirf shorts mein thhe, chacha ne soft drink leke unhe join kiya.

Sasur: Tu ne sharaab bilkul hi chhod di Arjun..

Chacha: Haan bhaiyya..Control nahin kar paata thha..Isiliye chhodna hi theek samjha..

Papa: Ek beer toh pee hi sakta hai naa..

Mama: Jab chhod diya hai toh rehne do na bhaiyya..

Chacha: Haan bhaiyya..Ab peene ka dil nahin karta..Yeh pepsi hi theek hai..

Janak, Mami, Neha aur Purab bhi baraamde mein baahar aaye.

Purab: Bhaiyya, agar in kapdon mein thehle toh koi problem toh nahin hai na..

Papa: Arre apni property hai, hamaare alaawa koi nahin hai farmhouse pe..Jaao aaraam se ghoom aao..

Apu bhi baahar aa gaya aur unhein joi kiya.

Janak: Prem aur Pulkit bhaiyya nahin aa rahein hain kya..

Apu: Nahin..Kamre set kar rahein hain raat ko sone ke liye..

Papa: Arre kamre kya set karna..Sab toh hall mein rahenge, aur waise bhi chaadarein takiye toh hain har kamre mein..

Main: Papa..Thoda toh saaf karna padega..Agar kisiko aaraam karna ho toh unmein..

Papa: Theek hai, toh tu chali jaa inke saath..Gayatri ko yahin rehne de..Hamaare paas..

Mami: Theek hai bhaiyya..Itna keh rahein hain toh rukti hoon aapke saath..

Sasur: Arjun, Radhika aur uske maayke waale kidhar hain..Woh bhi chakkar maarke aayein inke saath..

Chacha: Pata nahin bhaiyya, andar hi thhe jab main baahar aaya..Veena jaa dekh kya chal raha hai..

Main: Beena bhabhi upar chali gayi Prem aur Pulkit bhaiyya ke saath unki madad karne..Mayuri bhabhi andar T.V. dekh rahi hai aur Raunak bhaiyya aur Rohit Kalpana maasi aur Pratima se baat kar rahe thhe..Bulaana hai toh bulaati hoon..

Sasur: Poocch le ek baar..

Main andar gayi, Mayuri bhabhi ko poocchha, unhonein mana kiya, T.V bandh karke woh bhi baraamde mein aa gayi, Beena bhabhi, Prem aur Pulkit bhi aa gaye. Raunak, Rohit, Maasi aur Pratima bhi baraamde mein pahunche.

Sasur: Arre jise thehelne jaana hai chale jaaye inke saath, jaao dekh aao farmhouse..Mayuri, tu aur Beena bhi ho aao..

Mayuri: Nahin bhaiyya..Kal chale jaaungi..

Papa: Raunak, tu aur Rohit jaana chaahtein hain..

Raunak: Main toh nahin jaaunga bade bhaiyya, Rohit..

Rohit: Main ho aata hoon, Beena bhi chal rahi hai..

Papa: Chalo ab niklo shaam hone se pehle..Taalaav tak jaana, paani saaf hain wahaan ka..

Main: Papa main jaa rahi hoon unke saath..

Papa: Meri acchhi beti..

Ek group nikal gaya, baraamde mein ab Papa, babuji, mama, chacha aur Raunak reh gaye, papa ne mami ko do beer laane ko kaha, ek unke liye aur ek Raunak bhaiyya ke liye, mami lauti aur beer deke papa ki jaangh pe baitth gayi, papa uski jaangh sehlaane lage. Mama aaraam se beer pee rahe thhe, babuji ne Mayuri bhabhi ko apni god mein bittha diya, meri saas baitthi Raunak ki god mein aur chacha ki god mein baitthi thhi maa, baaki sab thehelne gaye thhe. Mama ki god mein baitthi Radhika chachi.

Sab auratein shorts aur safed, patle t-shirt mein thhi, kisi ne bra nahin pehni thhi par sab comfortable thhe apne badan ko leke, na koi jhijhak thhi na sharam, sab comfortable thhe ek dusre ke patiyon ke saath, babuji Mayuri bhabhi ke t-shirt mein haath ghusaaye dusre haath se beer pee rahe thhe. Papa mami ki jaangh se leke chaddi ke andar tak apni ungliyaan ghusa rahe thhe, Raunak bhi meri saas ki peetth sehla raha thha t-shirt ke andar haath daalke. Mama Radhika chachi ki chuchi masal rahe thhe.

Sasur: Raat ko acchhi jami na tere ghar pe Deepak..

Papa: Haan yaar..Shaam ko jab ek ek karke sab aane lage toh darr lag gaya thha, socha Veena ne iss baar gadbad kar di..Par sab acchhi tarah ghul mil gaye..Lagta hai hum barson se saath rehtein aaye hain..

Saas: Arjun..Tumhaare saale aur bhabhiyaan toh bade milansaar nikle, inhein pehle kyun nahin milaaya hum se..

Chacha: Bhabhi, iss baar jab inke ghar gaye thhe toh sab hua, usse pehle toh bas..

Papa: Par Mayuri aur Beena ko maan na padega..Hamaari patniyon jaisa saath diya tumhaara aur Rohit ka..Hai na Raunak..

Raunak: Haan bade bhaiyya..Inhonein waakeyi mein saath diya..Nahin toh yeh sab kahaan ho paata..

Sasur: Mayuri..Tu khush toh hai naa..

Mayuri: Haan bade bhaiyya..Bahut khush hoon..

Babuji ne Mayuri ki peeth apne seene se sata di aur uski chuchi se khelne lage, t-shirt ke andar haath ghusaake, Raunak un dono ko dekhke meri saas ke saath uttejit ho raha thha. Babuji ne dekha.

Sasur: Arre tum dono garam ho rahe ho toh chodo yahin..Raunak, chod na meri patni ko..

Raunak: Aap bhi chodiye na Mayuri ko..

Maa: Haan Raunak..Shuru ho jaa..In sab ne god mein bitthaaya hai na, ab yeh sab bhi shuru ho jaayenge..

Mami: Teri patni bhi maze legi bhaiyya ka beer ho jaaye toh..

Papa: Tu badi sab ko direction de rahi hai..Khud toh kuch karegi nahin..

Mami: Boliye na kya karoon..Karne ke liye toh aayi hoon..

Papa: Neeche baitth aur le le moonh mein..

Mami muskuraake utri aur baitth gayi zameen pe, papa ne taangein phailaake apna lund shorts se nikaala, mami shuru ho gayi babuji ne beer ka khaali can neeche rakh diya aur Mayuri bhabhi ki t-shirt utaar di.

Sasur: Yahaan yeh kapde pehenne ki zaroorat kya hai..Kaun dekhne waala hai..Utaar Mayuri..

Mama: Sahi kaha bhaiyya..Kal raat se ek dusre ko nanga dekh rahein hain..Matlab hi nahin banta kuch pehenne ka..

Papa: Sahi kaha Deepesh..Dekh devar bhabhi kaise shareef ban ke baitthhe hain..

Maa: Dekha devarjee, humko taana maar rahein hain tumhaare bhaiyya..

Chacha: Maarne dijiye bhabhi..Bade hain..Haq banta hai..

Mama: Arjun yeh Radhika ko kaunsa chakki ka aata khilaata hai bhai..Badi kasi chuchi hai..Bees saal ki ladki jaisi..

Chacha: Chaahiye toh har mahine aata bhej diya karunga Deepu bhaiyya..Aap bhi khilaaiyye Gayatri bhabhi ko..

Papa: Gayatri ki bhi kasi hi hai Arjun, yeh dekh..

Chacha: Kal raat dekh aur chhoo liya thha bhaiyya..

Sasur: Lagta hai Mayuri bhi wahi aata khaati hai..

Maa: Tum sab ko bhookh lagi hai kya, jab se aata aata kar rahe ho..