AB HUM BACCHE BHI TOH NAHI RAHE - COMPLETED

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UPDATE 104

Paan khaate khaate mere sasur meri taraf dekhe.

Sasur: Bahu..Yaad hai jab hum farmhouse pe pehli baar gaye thhe, dono family..Tab tu aur Seema ne kuch khel khele thhe..Aaj kuch nahin khelna..

Papa: Haan Arun..Aaj bhi kuch na kuch hona chaahiye..

Prem: Aur aapko lagta hai didi taiyyaar nahin hai..Hai naa..

Sasur: Toh khilwaao..

Pulkit: Babuji..Veena ne Priya ko bahut saare kaale kapde kaat ke rakkhne ko kaha thha..Hai na Priya..

Bhabhi: Kapde toh taiyyaar hain..Par kaha nahin kis liye..

Main utthi.

Main: Bhabhi..In sab ko khilwa hi detein hain..Bahut shauk hai na khelne ka..Aap kapde laao..

Bhabhi utthi aur andar ke kamre mein chali gayi, kum se kum bees se pacchhees kaale kapde leke aayi, sab dekh rahe thhe.

Sasur: Yeh kya..Aankhon pe patti watti baandhne ka chakkar hai kya..Ek dusre ko pakadna hai..

Main: Aap kaafi kareeb ho babuji..Ek dusre ko nahin, ek dusre ka pakadna hai..

Sab meri baat sunke sharmaake muskuraaye.

Main: Sharmaane se kaam nahin chalega, Apu sab mardon ki aankhon pe ek patti baandh do..Dekho ke woh dekh nahin paayein..

Apu bhabhi ke haath se kapde le liya aur pehle hi babuji ke peecchhe gaya.

Sasur: Arre..Mera hi number pehle lagega kya..Pehle Deepak ko baandh..

Main: Babuji yeh cheating hai, patti toh sab ko lagegi..

Sasur: Laa bhai baandh de..Yeh sunegi nahin..

Apu ne babuji ko, phir papa, phir ek ek karke sabko line se baandh diya, maine sab mardon ko aise khada kiya line mein, ke unke chehre sab baitthi hui auraton ki taraf thhe. 

Main: Sab baitth saktein hain line mein, koi baat nahin karega, koi kuch poochhega nahin..

Papa: Karna kya hai..

Main: Papa bata rahi hoon na..

Sasur: Tu ne kaha poocchhna mat, aur sab se pehle yeh hi poocchh pada..

Papa: Bhai chup reh, nahin toh yeh kuch bhi karwa sakti hai.

Main: Ab aapke saamne ek ek karke hum sab aayenge, aapko haath lagaake pata lagaana hai ke aapki patni kaunsi hai hum mein se..

Pulkit: Yeh toh aasaan hai..Chehre pe haath rakhte hi pata chal jaayega..

Main: Chehre ko nahin, chuchi chhoo ke bataana hai..

Mahila mandal ek dum se sharma gayi, ek dusre ko dekhne lagi, mardon ke chehre pe muskuraahat thhi, maine Apu ki taraf dekha.

Main: Baitth jaa tu bhi Apu..patti main baandhti hoon tujhe..

Maine Apu ki aankhon pe patti baandh di aur use bhi line mein bittha diya.

Shekhar: Game kab shuru hoga..

Main: Jab auratein himmat karke apni apni chuchiyaan aapke haathon mein dengi..Khamosh rehke..Sab ko sab ke haath mein dena hoga..Main kisi ko force nahin karoongi..Jise khelna hai khele..Aur enjoy kare..Joh mard sab se pehle guess karega aur sahi guess karega, uske liye special prize hai..Aur yeh game tab khatam hoga jab aap mein se koi sahi guess karega apni patni ko..

Saas: Main toh khelungi..

Main: Maa..Baat mat kijiye..Jitni khamoshi se khelenge, utna hi maza aayega..Aap hi shuru ho jaaiyye..

Meri saas aur maa ne hi pehel ki, dono ne apni apni maxi kandhe se neeche karke apni chuchiyaan aazaad kar li, maine bhi apna t-shirt neeche kiya kamar tak aur saas ke saath aage badhi, maa bhi hamaare saath aa gayi, maine jhuk ke apni chuchiyaan Rohit ke saamne kar di, Rohit ka haath pakad ke apni chuchi pe rakh diya, usne dusra haath bhi rakh diya, usne tatola, dabaaya, phir meri nipple ko dono ungliyon mein meesa, soch raha thha woh, meri saas Apu ke saamne gayi aur uske haath rakh di apni chuchiyon pe, usne bhi chhoona shuru kiya, maa gayi Raunak ke saamne, Rohit ne chhoona bandh kiya.

Rohit: Yeh Beena nahi hai..

Raunak: Yeh Mayuri ke nahin hain..

Apu: Yeh Janak ke nahin hain..

Maine mudd ke baaki sab ko dekha aur ishaara kiya ke woh bhi saamne aayein, Seema ne apna t-shirt neeche kiya, phir bhabhi ne apna t-shirt utaar hi diya, unhein dekhke maine bhi utaar diya, Seema Papa ke saamne aayi, papa ne dabaana shuru kiya, Seema meri taraf dekhke papa ki harkat dikhaane lagi, papa maze le rahe thhe, game mein ya apni patni ko pehchaanne mein koi interest nahin thha. Bhabhi gayi chacha ke saamne, chacha bhi papa ki tarah hi maze lene lage, Mayuri bhabhi ab apna blouse khol di aur Purab ke saamne aake uske haath apni chuchi pe rakh di, Neha Purab ko dekhke muskuraane lagi, main sarki Raunak bhaiyya ke saamne, maa gayi Prem ke saamne, Prem ne tatolna shuru kiya aur jhatt se keh diya.

Prem: Yeh Seema ke nahin hain..

Raunak: Yeh Mayuri ke nahin hain..

Purab: Yeh Neha ke nahin hain..

Ab Beena aur Neha ne apne upar ke vastra khol diye aur ek ek karke mardon ke saamne jaane lage, Maasi, Pratima aur Sushila bhi badh gaye, ab sab auraton ki chuchiyaan khuli thhi. Mard maze le leke andaaze laga rahe thhe, ab Shekhar ki baari thhi aur main uske saamne thhi, usne chhoona shuru kiya, mere nipple dabaaye, papa maasi ke nipple choos rahe thhe, babuji ne nipple soonghna shuru kiya, Shekhar muskuraaya.

Shekhar: Yeh Veena ke hain..

Main: Bilkul sahi..Mera pati hi jeet gaya..

Sab ne patti utaar di, game ki taraf nahin, mardon ki nazrein thhi saamne nangi chuchiyon pe, kisine apni chuchiyaan chhupaaya nahin. Sab mard khade ho gaye.

Sasur: Yeh dono cheating kiye honge..Veena ka hi game thha naa..

Papa: Meri patni toh aayi hi nahin mere paas..

Maa: Main aayi thhi, par aap Mayuri ka choosne ke baad hosh gawa baitthe, maine toh hint bhi diya..

Pulkit: Priya..Tum aayi thhi..

Bhabhi: Haan..Par aap Neha mein gum thhe..

Prem: Chalo yeh hua, ab in ki baari hai..

Maa: Humein kya karna hai..

Main: Maa ab aap sab baittho, aap ki aankhon pe patti bandhegi..Aur sab mard aapke saamne khade rahenge..

Apu: Par humein kya karna hai..

Maine Apu ke lund pe baahar se haath rakkha.

Main: In ke haathon mein ise dena hai..

Sab meri taraf, phir ek dusre ki taraf dekhne lage, muskura rahe thhe.

Purab: Not bad..Acchha idea hai..

Main: Aur jaise mardon ne cheating ki, choosna allowed nahin hai, baad mein choos lena, jab pattiyaan khulengi..Ok..

Sab muskuraaye, kuch sharmaaye, mardon ne pattiyaan baandhni shuru kar di sab auraton ki aankhon pe. Main bhi baitthi thhi.

Main: Ab aa jaaiyye sab saamne..Baari baari..

Sab ne apni apni zip khol di aur lund nikaalna shuru kar diya, pehle ek mere haath mein aaya, maine tatolna shuru kiya, mutthi mein bhara, samajh mein nahin aa raha thha, yeh waala pehli baar chhua thha, definitely Shekhar nahin thha. Haath mein tanne laga thha.

Main: Yeh Shekhar nahin hai..

Maa: Yeh Deepak ka nahin hai..

Ek ek karke aawaazein aane lagi, mujh tak pahunchtein pahunctein kaafi lund tan chuke thhe, maine bhi maza lena shuru kiya, par Shekhar ka haath na laga, aakhir mein Mayuri bhabhi ki aawaaz aayi.

Mayuri: Yeh Raunak ka hai..

Aur woh sahi thhi, sab ne pattiyaan utaar di, mardon ko chuchiyaan nazar aa rahi thhi, aur auraton ko tane huey lund, Pratima ne apni shorts utaar di aur kursi pe rakh di, kaali panty mein thhi woh, aadhe mard use dekhne lage, papa ne apna pyjama utaar diya aur kamar se neeche nange thhe woh..

Papa: Koi drink lega..Mera toh dil kar raha hai..

Sasur: Main loonga Deepak..

Pulkit: Papa main bhi..

Pulkit ne bhi apni shorts gira di, main Mayuri bhabhi ke paas gayi.

Main: Bhabhi..Utaar do saadi..Ab kya bacha hai..Sab ka toh haath mein le liya..Ab bas moonh mein lena baaki hai..

Papa Hamaare paas aaye aur Mayuri bhabhi ki nangi peetth sehlaaye.

Papa: Sahi keh rahi hai Veena..Tujhe apne dimaag se Pulkit ki shaadi se utaar nahin paaya hoon..

Mayuri: Aaj poori tarah utaar dena..

Papa: Tu utaari tab na utaarunga tujhe..

Mayuri: Aap ke saamne utaaroon..

Papa: Utaar de..

Mayuri bhabhi muskuraayi aur apni saadi kholne lagi, Apu Beena bhabhi ke paas gaya.

Apu: Badi bhabhi..Hum Pulkit ki shaadi mein mile thhe, aur phir Prem ki shaadi mein..Yaad hai aapko..

Beena: Haan Apurva..Kaise bhooloongi..Hum tumhaari shaadi mein bhi aaye thhi..Woh shaayad tum bhool gaye, busy thhe baaki mehmaano mein..Aur please, badi bhabhi mat bolo..Bhabhi chalega..

Apu: Bhabhi..Aap aayi thhi mere saamne jab hum..Yahaan..

Beena: Aayi thhi..Tum ne mauke ka faayda utthaaya..

Apu: Aap ne bhi utthaaya thha bhabhi jab main aapke saamne aaya thha..

Beena: Woh toh bas tatol rahi thhi apne pati ko pehchaanne..

Beena ki saadi bhi kamar se hi bandhi thhi, Apu underwear mein thha, sirf.

Bhabhi aur Purab khade khade baat kar rahe thhe, dono ki nazar Pulkit aur Neha pe thhi, joh thodi door khade khade baat bhi kar rahe thhe aur drink bhi le rahe thhe, Purab nanga thha, hairaangi issbaat ki thhi ke woh itna jaldi hum mein ghul mil gaya. Bhabhi sirf Panty mein thhi, safed waali.

Purab: Priya..Yakeen nahin hota ke aisa Kanpur mein ho sakta hai..

Bhabhi: Agar chaar ya paanch Veena Kanpur mein paida ho gayi, toh saara Kanpur hi nanga ghoomega..

Dono hans pade, Purab ek tak Bhabhi ko ghoorne laga.

Bhabhi: Kya hua Jiju..

Purab: Tum waakeyi mein sexy ho Priya..

Bhabhi sharmaayi, Purab thoda kareeb chala gaya.

Purab: Neha hamesha gusse mein kehti thhi, Pulkit itna acchha hai, aisa hai, waisa hai..Aaj use Pulkit ke hi saath dekhke maza aayega..

Bhabhi: Use ya aapko..

Purab: Hum dono ko Priya..Fantasy rahi hai meri..Par kisi gair ke saath mera dil nahin maanta thha..Aaj idhar woh fantasy poori hogi, woh bhi apnon ke saath..Main surprised hoon..Shaayad shocked zyaada theek rahega..

Bhabhi Purab ke kareeb aayi, aur uske badan se satt gayi, Purab ne uski nangi kamar mein ek haath daal diya.

Bhabhi: Aaj apni dusri fantasy bhi poori kar lena..

Purab: Tumhaari bhi toh thhi..

Bhabhi sharmaake muskuraake uske seene pe sar rakh di. Purab ne bhabhi ki chaddi ka elastic apni ungli mein pakad liya.

Purab: Ise kab utaarogi..

Bhabhi: Ise tum utaaroge..

Dono ek dusre ko dekhke muskuraaye, Pratima Rohit ke saath baitthi thhi, nangi, Rohit ki pant saamne se khuli thhi, shirt nahin thha.

Pratima: Zip khol di Rohit bhaiyya..Par pant utaarne sharma rahe ho..Aadhe log nange ho gaye hain..

Rohit: Tum hein dekh ke bhool gaya..Sharmaa raha nahin hoon..Dhyaan atak gaya hai..

Pratima: Acchha..Baatein mat banaaiyye..Utaariye..Sab peechhe jaane ki taiyyaari kar rahein hain..

Rohit aage sarka, aur apne haath Pratima ki jaangh pe rakkhe, Pratima dekhi aur muskura di aur apni taangein khol di, uski chut, chikni chut saaf dikhaayi de rahi thhi, Rohit ki aankhein phati reh gayi.

Pratima: Ab toh sharmaana chhodo bhaiyya..Maidaan saaf hai..

Rohit ne apni ungliyaan uski chut ke honth pe phiraaye, maasi peechhe se aayi.

Maasi: Andar jaao..Yahaan kyun time pass kar rahe ho dono..

Rohit ek dum se khada ho gaya, maasi ne uske tane huey lund ko dekha.

Maasi: Arre..Chaunk kyun gaye..Jab dosti ho gayi hai toh jaao..Main bhi aati hoon..

Papa ne Jhuk ke Mayuri ki chaddi utaar di aur soonghe, phir bhabhi ko dekha.

Papa: Ab asli cheez bhi soongha de Mayuri..

Mayuri: Sab yahin karenge bhaiyya..

Papa: Nahin..Aa chaltein hain, raha nahin jaa raha..

Papa Mayuri bhabhi ki kamar mein haath daalke chalne lage, Mayuri bhabhi ne peechhe muddke Beena aur Apu ko dekha.

Mayuri: Beena..Chal..

Beena aur Apu bhi utthhe, Raunak aur Rohit dekh rahe thhe. Pratima ne Rohit ka chehra apni taraf kiya.

Pratima: Aap ki patni toh gayi..Aap nahin chalenge..

Pratima aur Rohit bhi utthe. Rohit ne apni pant wahin kursi pe chhod di, babuji aur maa ko koi alag nahin kar sakta thha, woh dono bhi jaane lage, Pulkit ne Purab ki taraf dekha, Purab ne ishaara kiya, woh chaaron bhi utthke peechhe jaane lage, Raunak, maasi aur chachi bhi jaane lage, Chacha Sushila ke saath jaane lage, mama mami aur baaki sab bhi nikal liye thhe, main bach gayi thhi, akeli. Ek drink banaaya aur baitth ke peene lagi, Apu aaya, nanga, meri taraf.

Apu: Wahaan nahin dikhi, isiliye dekhne aaya..Yahaan kya kar rahi ho akeli didi..Tumhaari party hai..

Main: Aati hoon Apu..Darr gayi thhi ke sab sahi hoga ya nahin..

Apu: Par sab sahi toh hua, sab ghul mil gaye didi..

Main: Haan..Isiliye toh khushi mein ek drink pee rahi hoon..Deserve karti hoon naa..

Apu: Poori tarah se didi..Aapse sahi tareeke se thank you bhi nahi keh paaya..

Main: Keh toh diya thha, aur kitna kahega Apu..

Apu uttha kursi se aur neeche baitth gaya, meri taangein phailaayi aur mujhe dekha.

Apu: Kahoon thank you..

Main: Keh de..

Apu ne meri taangein mod ke utthaa di, aur aage sarak ke meri chut pe apni zabaan phiraayi, maine uske baal pakad liye, usne do ungliyon se mere honth alag kar diye aur apni zabaan ki nokh se mere daane ko chhedne laga. Meri gaand ke neeche apne haath rakh diye thhe, mujhe chaat ta gaya, phir kuch second baad moonh utthaake mujhe dekha.

Apu: Didi peechhe chaltein hain..Nahin toh aapko dhoondhtein huey sab yahin aa jaayenge..

Main: Chal..God mein le chal..

Apu muskuraake mujhe god mein uttha liya, aur peechhe ki taraf chalne laga. Hum peechhe ke kamre ke darwaaze pe pahunche, Apu ne mujhe god mein rakkhte huey darwaaza khola, aur andar kadam rakkha, andar ka nazaara dekhne laayak thha, kamre mein thandi thhi AC ki aur garmi sab ke badan ki. Dheemi roshni thhi aur sab gaadiyon pe thhe, saaf dikhaayi nahin de raha thha, par kaafi saare badan jude huey thhe, sab lage huey thhe ek dusre ke saath.