AB HUM BACCHE BHI TOH NAHI RAHE - COMPLETED

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UPDATE 103

Saat baje, Babuji, meri saas, Shekhar aur main nikle gaadi se, mere maayke jaane ke liye. Babuji lagaataar sawaal pe sawaal kiye jaa rahe thhe aur main jawaab de rahi nahin thhi, meri saas aur Shekhar ka acchha manoranjan ho raha thha gaadi mein. Babuji waise mere saath peeche baitthe thhe aur maa aage Shekhar ke saath.

Sasur: Bahu..Yeh galat baat hai..Tu bataati kyun nahin kaun kaun aa raha hai..

Shekhar: Papa..Aap hi ginti laga lo..Yeh mujhe bhi nahin bata rahi hai..Shaam se phone pe lagi hai, par mujhe bhanak bhi nahin padhne di..

Sasur: Main kya ginti lagaaun Shekhar..Chal tu laga..

Shekhar: Maasi aur Pratima..

Sasur: Aur..

Saas: Aur abhi Apu ka maamla fit ho gaya hai, toh mama mami, Apu aur Janak ko pakad lo..

Sasur: Pakad liya..Yeh toh hamesha ke huey, Apu aur Janak ko chhodke..Aaj woh bhi hain..Aur kaun..

Saas: Arjun aur Radhika toh door hain..Teen ghante toh aane lag jaayenge..Toh..

Sasur: Bahu, Arjun aur Radhika aa rahein hain..

Main: Ginti aap laga rahe thhe naa babuji..Lagaaiyye naa..

Sasur: Bahu..Tu badi kharaab hai..

Main: Jab dekhenge aap, toh kahenge, badi acchhi hai..

Sasur: Theek hai..Nahin bata..

Babuji jhootha gussa dikhaake baahar dekhne lage, phir kuch second baad mere chehre ko phir se dekha.

Sasur: Tu aur Shekhar ghoomne jaana chaahtein thhe na kuch din..

Main: Babuji..Rishhwat nahin..Dus minute mein pahunch jaayenge..Phir khud pata lagega..

Sasur: Hmpph..Ziddi ki ziddi hai Devisha ki tarah..

Saas: Ab aap shaanti rakhenge..Aapko khush karne ke liye hi nahin bata rahi hai woh..Par aap hai ki samajhte hi nahin..

Shekhar: Papa..Chill..

Sasur: I’m chilled..

Babuji phir jhoottha gussa dikhaake baahar dekhne lage, mujhe unpe hansi aur pyaar dono aa raha thha. Ab ghar pahunchne pe mere gharwaale bhi aise hi mere peechhe lagne waale thhe. Maine unhein intezaam karne kaha thha, bahut saara intezaam, par naam nahin bataaye thhe. Ghar pahunch gaye, Pulkit aur bhabhi baahar hi thhe darwaaze ke, Shekhar aur bhabhi gale mile, maa mili Pulkit se, aur hum andar gaye, shukar hai Seema jaag gayi thhi, meri family saari aangan mein ikatthha thhi, Prem seedha mere paas aaya.

Prem: Didi..Bol na..Kaun aa raha hai..

Main: Tu hai na mere babuji pe hi gaya hai..Sab yahin aane waale hain naa..Toh dekh lena..

Bhabhi: Prem..Woh nahin bataayegi..Agar kisiko bataana hota, toh woh main hi hoti..Par mujhe bhi nahin bataaya..

Maa: Maine toh poocchha nahin, jise aana hai aa jaaye..

Papa: Arun toh aa gaya na Devika, ab koi aaye na aaye, tera kaam ho gaya..

Sab hans pade, aangan mein hi bar sajaaya thha ek bade table pe, main Prem ka haath pakdi.

Main: Chal..Kya intezaam kiya hai, dikha..

Prem: Chal..

Prem aur maine peechhe ke bade kamre mein gaye, maine shaam ko hi use aur bhabhi ko kamra set karne ko kaha thha, hamaare ghar mein gaadiyon ki kami nahin thhi. Woh saari bicchhaane ko kaha thha aur uspe laal malmal ka kapda. Maine jab kamre ko dekha aur usmein dheemi laal rang ki lighting dekhi, toh aankhein phati ki phati reh gayi. Prem aur bhabhi ne kamaal ka kaam kiya thha. Kamra hi sexy lag raha thha. Mote takiyon pe bhi malmal ke cover chadhe huey thhe, kamra laal dikh raha thha, AC on rakha thha Prem ne, acchha thanda ho gaya thha kamra. Bhabhi bhi hamaare peechhe peechhe aa gayi.

Bhabhi: Bataana..Kaun kaun aa raha hai..

Main: Bhabhi..Aap bhi..Rukiye toh..Khud dekh lijiye..

Prem: Bhabhi..Jaane dijiye, bhaav khaa rahi hai..

Main: Haan bhaav khaa rahi hoon..Par kamra acchha sajaaya hai tum dono ne..Inaam milega..

Prem: Inaam toh sab jaane ke baad loonga tujhse didi..

Main: Le lena..Kab mana kiya hai tujhe..

Bhabhi: Aur yeh shorts aur t-shirt kyun pehenne kaha hum sab ko..Nange hi reh jaate..Sab, jaane pehchaane hi toh honge..

Main: Reh lo..Par baad mein mat kehna, Veena ne bataaya nahin..

Bhabhi: Bata hi toh nahin rahi hai tu..

Main: Bhabhi sabar..

Itne mein darwaaze ki ghanti baji, bhabhi ne mera chehra dekha.

Bhabhi: Chal Prem, dekhtein hain, hum surprise hotein hain ya nahin..

Prem: Chalo..Wahi pooraane chehre dikhenge..

Hum teeno baahar aa gaye aangan mein, Prem ne bhabhi aur meri taraf dekha.

Prem: Bola thha na bhabhi..Yeh dekho..Kalpana maasi aur Pratima..Ab thodi der baad mama and mami ki family aayegi, Apu aur Janak ke saath..Ho gaya..

Main Prem ko ansuna karke Maasi aur Pratima ko milne chali gayi, papa aur babuji ne drink lagaana shuru kar diya thha.

Maasi: Veena..Kya special hai aaj..

Main: Maasi..Ab tu shuru mat ho jaana..Yahaan sab ne meri jaan khaa rakhhi hai..

Pratima: Mom..Relax..Party di hai didi ne, Prem aur Seema ke liye, aur kya..

Bhabhi: Aiiyye maasi..Main aapke drink banaati hoon..

Pulkit: Hi Pratima..Kaisi ho..

Sab aapas mein milne lage, drink banaane lage, extra kursiyaan lagi hui thhi, khaana baahar se aa raha thha, pandraah minute mein woh bhi aa jaata, saadhe aath bajne waale thhe. Main aur bhabhi bar ke paas thhe, soch rahe thhe kya peeyein.

Main: Bhabhi..Kuch strong hi le lo..Tumhein zaroorat padhegi..

Bhabhi: Kyun..

Main: Lo na..Kitne sawaal karti ho..Whisky letein hai..

Bhabhi: Pehle chhupa rahi thhi, ab darra rahi hai..

Main: Relax, drink lo..

Ghanti baji, main apna drink leke aangan se guzarti hui darwaaze tak jaa rahi thhi, ke Prem ne mujhe roka. 

Prem: Ab yeh rahe mama mami..Hai na..Darwaaza main kholunga..

Main ruk gayi, Prem darwaaze tak gaya aur khol diya, sahi thha woh. Mama mami hi thhe, unke peechhe Janak aur Apu. Prem ne Apu se haath milaaya, Apu seedha Pulkit bhaiyya ke paas aaya.

Apu: Bhaiyya..

Pulkit ne apna haath utthaaya use baat karne se rokne ke liye. Kuch second sab chup hog aye, phir mera bhai bola.

Pulkit: Dekh..Tujhe yahaan bulaane ka matlab thha, ke hum sab tujhe hamaare beech dekhna chaahte thhe..Aur tu thehra apna..Toh ab maafi bhool, drink banaatein hain, aur enjoy kartein hain..Kya khayaal hai..

Apu muskuraaya, Pulkit bhi aur hum sab bhi, Apu aur Pulkit gale mile, sab normal lag raha thha, khushi waala maahoul, Apu Bhabhi ke paas bhi aaya. Bhabhi ne bhi use roka.

Bhabhi: Apu..Bhool jaao..Aao main tumhaara drink banaati hoon..Bhabhi aur Apu bar ke paas chale gaye, Janak aur Prem baatein karne lage. Babuji ab bhi tension mein thhe.

Sasur: Yaar teri beti ne toh pareshaan kar rakhha hai..Bataati hi nahin..

Papa: Teri bahu hai..Tu jaan aur woh jaane..

Sasur: Hmmm..Sab mile huey hain..

Papa ab utthhe aur sab ke beech aake khade huey aur meri taraf dekha.

Papa: Veena..Ab sab aa gaye hain..Khaana bhi raaste mein hain..Compound ka darwaaza lock karwa doon..

Main: Rukiye papa..Sab kahaan aaye hain..

Sasur: Yeh phir se shuru ho gayi..Aur kaun baaki hai mere laal..Bata toh sahi..

Mama: Arjun aur Radhika honge..Phone lagaao unhein..Pooccho kahaan hain..

Main: Dus minute mein pahunch rahein hain dono..

Sasur: Bas..Ho gaya..Arjun aur Radhika ke wajah se itna suspense banaaye rakkha bahu..

Main: Haan babuji..Sorry..

Sasur: Arre sorry ki kya baat hai..Chalo..Saari family toh hai yahaan..

Papa: Khaa ma khaa tension mein daal diya..Tu aur ek drink lega Arun..

Sasur: Bana de light waala..Aaj kuch aur mood hai..

Mama: Yeh hui na baat bhaiyya..Do din se hum bhi tension mein thhe..Veena ne sambhaal liya..

Janak: Haan didi..Aapne sahi mein sahi samay pe sambhaal liya..

Maa: Ise sab didi didi pukaarne lagein hain..

Sasur: Main toh kehta hoon ise election mein khada kar do..Jeet jaayegi..

Papa: Agle din saara Kanpur nanga hamaare farmhouse pe milega…

Sab zor zor se hansna shuru kar diye, darwaaze ki ghanti baji, Prem phir meri taraf dekha.

Prem: Aaj ke aakhri mehmaan, Arjun chacha aur chachi..

Maine haan mein sar hilaaya, Prem ne darwaaza khola, chacha chachi hi thhe, Prem ne unhein andar liya aur darwaaza bandh kiya, chacha ne turant peechhe dekha.

Chacha: Arre darwaaza kyun bandh kiya..Radhika ke bhai aur bhabhiyaan thhe hamaare peechhe..

Prem ka moonh dekhne laayak thha, baaki sab bhi aangan mein mujhe dekhne lage, maine apni nazrein yahaan wahaan kar li, kisi se nazar nahin mila rahi thhi, Prem ne chup chaap darwaaza khola, Raunak bhaiyya aur Mayuri sab ki nazar mein aaye, jaise woh muskuraate huey andar aaye, Rohit aur Beena bhabhi darwaaze ke andar aaye, papa aur maa darwaaze tak gaye.

Papa: Arre Raunak..Aao..Aao Mayuri..Aao Rohit..Aao Beena..

Maa: Raunak..Rohit..

Maa ko ab bhi yakeen nahin ho raha thha, bhabhi ka moonh bhi khula reh gaya thha, main unke kareeb gayi.

Main: Ab toh moonh bandh karo bhabhi..

Chacha aur chachi ke peechhe chaaron andar aa gaye, Sab ke sab hairaan thhe, papa mere paas aaye.

Papa: Veena..Tu ne..

Main: Papa..Relax..Jaise aap ko pata hai hum sab yahaan kyun hain, inhein bhi pata hai..

Papa: Matlab..Mayuri aur Beena ko pata hai..

Main: Matlab Mayuri bhabhi aur aapka sapna sach hoga aaj..Samjhe papa..

Papa: Tu ne toh..Mujhe toh..

Main: Papa..Poora dialogue boliye naa..Aadhe mein samajh mein nahin aata..

Papa ne muskuraaya.

Papa: Maine tujhe kum samjha thha, tu double nikli..

Main: Papa..Enjoy yourself..Aur zyaada peena nahin..

Maine dekha ke maa aur meri saas mahila mandal bana ke baitth gaye thhe, Mayuri bhabhi aur Beena ko ek taraf le jaake. Main jaldi se unke paas gayi.

Main: Maa..Mayuri bhabhi aur Beena bhabhi ko pata hai hum sab yahaan kyun hai..Please, inhe sab se ghul milne do..Relax kaise hongi yeh..

Maa: Mayuri aur..

Main: Maa..Pehle papa aadhi baat kar rahe thhe, ab aap bhi..Lagta hai, announce karna padega..Par main sochi thhi sab ke aane ke baad karoongi..

Maa: Aur kaun baaki hai..

Aur itne mein ghanti baji, maine bhabhi ki taraf dekha aur Prem ki taraf bhi.

Main: Prem, iss baar tu nahin, bhabhi darwaaza kholegi..Bhabhi Kholiye naa..

Bhabhi darwaaze ki taraf badhi, darwaaza khola, uski aankhein khuli reh gayi, moonh bhi khula, aur zabaan atak gayi thhi, uske saamne uski behen Neha aur jijaji Purab bhaiyya khade thhe. Bhabhi ka badan jaise sunn padh gaya thha, Prem aur baaki sab bhi unhein dekh ke meri taraf dekhe, ab mujhe hi kuch karna thha, main darwaaze ki taraf daudi.

Main: Neha didi aur jiju ko darwaaze pe hi khade rakhogi bhabhi..

Bhabhi hosh mein aayi.

Bhabhi: Didi..Tum..Jiju..

Main: Yaar ek toh tum sab se surprise hazam nahin hota hai..Sab aadhe aadhe dialogue bolne lagte ho..Aur poochhne se bhi thakkte nahin ho..Ab dekho..

Neha: Veena ne bataaya nahin tumhein..

Bhabhi: Nahi..Aur jiju..

Purab: Andar aane dogi saali saahiba, toh kuch bataayenge..

Pulkit darwaaze ki taraf gaya.

Pulkit: Hi Purab..Hi Neha..Aao..What a surprise..

Ab bhi aangan mein sab chup thhe, ek dusre ka moonh dekh rahe thhe, maine ab kuch karne ka faisla kiya, nahin toh kisiko kisiki baat samajh mein nahin aati, sab aadhe dialogue joh bol rahe thhe. Sab baitth gaye thhe circle mein, main sab ke beech khadi ho gayi, sab ko dekhte huey. 

Main: Thank you..Ke aap sab mere bulaane pe yahaan aaye..Thank chachi, Raunak bhaiyya, Mayuri bhabhi, Rohit aur Beena bhabhi, ke aapne itna bada safar mere liye kiya..Thank you Arjun chacha..

Chacha: Arre koi nahin Beta..Tu bola age bol..

Main: Thank Neha didi, Purab jiju..Aapke bagair mera yeh surprise poora nahin hota..Thank you Apu meri baat maan ne ke liye..In fact main aap sab ko thank you kehna chaahti hoon..Aur bhabhi ko sorry, ke maine unhein bataaya nahin ke Neha didi aur jiju aa rahein hain..

Main sab ko dekh rahi thhi, aur sab mujhe gaur se dekh aur sunn rahe thhe.

Main: Maine aaj itni himmat ki, ke aap sab ko yahaan bulaaya, kyunki main aap sab ko acchhi tarah se jaanti hoon, pehchaanti hoon aur bharosa karti hoon..Maine sab se saaf saaf baat ki hai..Kisi ko aaj shaam ke baare mein andhere mein nahin rakkha hai..Mujhe yakeen hai ke aap sab aapas mein bhi jald hi comfortable ho jaayenge..Kyunki aapne haan baaki sab ke naam jaan ne ke baad hi kahi..Agar aap yahaan kisise uncomfortable rehte, toh nahin aate..Thank you again..

Sab ab ek dusre ke chehre dekhne lage, baatein saaf kar rahi thhi main, taaki aur koi mujhse sawaal na kare, thakk gayi thhi sabke sawaalon se.

Main: Kuch der mein khaana aa jaayega, drinks hain, aap please apna ghar samajh ke le lijiye..Par zyaada mat peejiye, nahin toh aapki shaam kharaab ho jaayegi..Aap nashe mein so jaaoge..Woh nahin kar paaoge jiske liye yahaan aaye ho..Kal afsos hoga..Isiliye, take it easy..

Bhabhi Neha ka chehra dekh rahi thhi, Pulkit Purab ka, Mayuri Maa ka, Beena toh neeche dekh rahi thhi, Prem ka moonh abhi bhi khula thha.

Main: Prem aur Priya bhabhi ne hamaara peechhe ka kamra sajaaya hai, par aap sab tab use dekh paaoge, jab apne kapde yahaan chhod ke wahaan jaaoge..Par khaana khaane ke baad..Ab bhi koi zor zabardasti nahin hai..Ab bhi aap jaa saktein hain..Mujhe, yaa yahaan kisiko koi naaraazgi nahin hogi..Neha..Jiju..

Neha ne muskura ke mujhe dekha, jiju ne aankh maar di, bhabhi unke reactions dekhke dang reh gayi, maine chachi ki family ke taraf dekha.

Main: Raunak bhaiyya, Mayuri bhabhi, Rohit..Beena bhabhi..Aap comfortable ho..

Raunak: Veena..Tu ne do hi din bitaaye hamaare saath..Par un dino mein kaafi kuch de gayi..

Main: Thanks Raunak bhaiyya..Mayuri bhabhi aap..Beena bhabhi..Rohit..

Mayuri: Veena, tu ne jab phone kiya, toh sab saaf saaf hi toh bataaya..Hum hamaari marzi se aayein hain, na Inhonein, na mere devar ne koi zabardasti ki..Main Beenak e liye bhi bol rahi hoon..

Rohit: Didi..Relax..Agar koi humse comfortable nahin hai, toh hum unki baat samajh saktein hain, par hum yahaan sab ke saath comfortable hain..Hum yahaan sab ko jaante hain..Purab aur main saath vyaapaar kartein hain..Raunak bhaiyya bhi..Neha bhabhi hamaare ghar aayi hai..Baaki sab toh..

Papa: Tu ne kabhi bataaya nahin ke Priya ki behen aur jija ko tu pehchaanta hai..

Chacha: Bhaiyya..Mauka mila nahin, nahin toh bata deta..

Itne mein phirse ghanti baji. Iss baar khaana aaya thha, Purab aur Rohit ke baare mein mujhe Beena ne baaton baaton mein bata diya thha. Bhabhi ne mera haath pakda aur ek taraf le gayi.

Bhabhi: Tu ne Neha aur Jiju ko kaise..

Main:Bhabhi..Ghoomaake baat nahi kiya..Main dono ko jaanti hoon acchhi tarah se..Woh dono mujhse acchhe se baat kartein hain, free hoke..Toh maine socha ke seedha poocchoon..pehle thoda shocked thhe, par phir kaha ke hum try karna chaahtein hain..Maine kaha aao..Aa gaye..Now chill..

Bhabhi: Maine try kiya thha Veena..Ho nahin paaya..Tu ne kar diya..

Main: Aaj Jiju aur aap, Pulkit bhaiyya aur Neha..Done..

Bhabhi: Done..Thanks..

Main: Thanks nahin..Sorry nahin..Hum dono bhi behne hi hain..

Bhabhi: Woh toh hai..Chal..Khaana khaate hain, bhookh lagi hai..

Khaana maa aur meri saas ne lagaaya, mere sasur ne sponsor kiya thha, Seema aur Prem ke liye, sab apni apni plate buffet se bhar ke le rahe thhe, ab sab ghulne milne lage thhe, maine dekha nazar ghoomaake toh, Mayuri bhabhi ab papa ke paas baitthi thhi, khaana khaate huey, Beena Apu ke saath baat kar rahi thhi, Janak aur Rohit ki baat cheet chal rahi thhi, Neha Pulkit ke saath thhi aur maasi aur meri saas Prem ke saath. Seema Shekhar aur Pratima baat kar rahe thhe. Sushila babuji ke saath khaa rahi thhi, maa bhi unhi ke saath thhi. Bhabhi aur main sab ki khaatir kar rahe thhe. Purab hamaare paas aaya.

Purab: Hi Priya..Thanks..Badi acchhi party di hai..

Bhabhi: Jiju..Aapko dekhke main shocked hoon..

Purab: Veena ne kaha thha mat bataana, bas aa jaana..Aa gaye..

Bhabhi: Isne kaise bataaya aapko..

Purab: Rehne do na, aa gaye naa..

Main: Right..Khaana khaao bhabhi..And enjoy..Jiju ke saath..

Bhabhi ne Purab ka chehra dekha, phir mera, jhootha gussa thha, Purab muskuraaya, main un dono ko chhod ke Mayuri bhabhi ke paas aayi.

Main: Bhabhi..Aap aaye, isse badi khushi nahin ho sakti mere liye..

Mayuri mere kaan ke paas aayi.

Mayuri: Tere papa ke liye..

Main unki baat pe muskura gayi, mama aur mami, chacha aur chachi saath thhe, sab ka khaana khatam ho raha thha, maine note kiya ke sab light khaa rahe thhe, acchhi baat thhi, main Raunak ke paas chali gayi. Woh aur Rohit akele baitthe thhe.

Main: Khaana theek hai bhaiyya..

Raunak: Bahut acchha hai Veena..

Main: Aap akele kyun baitthein hain..

Raunak: Veena..Pehle Mayuri aur Beena ko ghul mil jaane do..Hum toh mil hi jaayenge..

Main: Bhaiyya..Hum teeno..

Rohit: Veena..Apna hote hote reh gaya..Par aaj nahin..

Main: Rokna bhi mat..

Raunak: Tu hamaara tension mat le Veena..Hum theek hain..

Maa ab utthke Raunak aur mere paas aayi, Janak mere sasur ke saath baitth gayi, ise kehtein hain adla badli se pehle ki adla badli. 

Maa: Raunak: Khaana theek laga..

Raunak: Jee bhabhi..Badhiya hai..Aapne khaaya..

Maa: Khaaya..Par halka..Ab mehnat joh karni hai..

Main: Maa..Aaj chacha ke saalon se bhi mehnat karwa le..

Maa: Ab aa gayein hain, toh karwa hi lenge..

Main: Papa toh Mayuri bhabhi ko aaj chhodenge nahin..

Maa: Khaana ho gaya hai shaayad sab ka..Main aur Devisha uttha detein hain..

Main: Maa..Bhabhi, Seema aur Neha kar rahein hain naa..Tu baitth Raunak bhaiyya aur Rohit ke saath..Main unka haath bataati hoon..

Bhabhi aur Neha rasoi mein saamaan rakkhne gaye, bhabhi ne mauka dekha aur Neha ka haath pakad ke use bagal waale kamre mein le gayi.

Bhabhi: Didi..Bataao na..Veena ne kya kaha..Kaise manaaya aapko aur jiju ko..

Neha: Frank thhi woh..Seedha seedha kaha ke uska plan kya hai, aur thoda background bataaya tum sab ka, farmhouse waala scene..Purab ne kaha try karenge..Agar main raazi hoon..Mujhe laga thha Purab kaafi kuch explore karna chaahta thha, use baat samajh mein aayi, woh khush thha ke ghar waale involved thhe, mujhe thoda awkward laga..Par Veena aur Purab ne milke convince kiya..Bas..

Bhabhi: Main believe kar hi nahin sakti..Tum aur jiju yahaan ho..

Neha: Dekh..Tere jiju ki aankh hamesha se thhi tujhpe..Samajh mein aata hai, aur jhooth kyun kahoon, meri Pulkit pe thhi..Joh sach hai, woh sach hai..

Bhabhi: Didi..Main soch ke hi..

Neha: Geeli ho rahi hai..

Bhabhi: Hum ne aise kabhi baat nahin kiya hai..

Neha: Par karna chaahiye naa..Maza aata hai..Hum adults hain..Hai naa..

Bhabhi: Hain toh..

Neha aur bhabhi baahar aaye, saadhe nau bajj rahe thhe, ab sab jaise poori tarah se ghulmil gaye thhe, aawaazein badh gayi thhi, hansi mazaak ho raha thha aangan mein, mujhe thoda relax feel hua, pehle sure nahin thhi key eh sab mumkin hoga, par ab aisa lag raha thha ke maza aane waala hai. Hum sab milaake pacchhees log thhe, pacchhees nange badan kuch der mein peechhe ke kamre mein jaane waale thhe, shaam rangeen hone waali thhi aur raat lambi. Bhabhi ne meethe paan ek tray mein baahar laaye, waah, ab maza aane waala thha.