AB HUM BACCHE BHI TOH NAHI RAHE - COMPLETED

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UPDATE 102

Kuch der aise hi rehne ke baad, babuji ne meri saas ki taraf dekha.

Sasur: Devisha..Ghoom jaa..Sewa ka mauka de..

Meri saas ne unki baat pe muskuraaya, ab hum teeno aadhi karwat pe ek dusre ki sewa kar rahe thhe, babuji saas ki chut chaat rahe thhe, main unko choos rahi thhi aur meri saas mujhe. Teeno circle mein thhe. Shekhar bhi ghar jaldi laut gaya, uski aur Pulkit ki meeting cancel ho gayi, apni chaabi se darwaaza khol ke woh andar aa gaya aur seedha maa babuji ke kamre mein aa gaya. Humein dekhke chaunka nahin.

Shekhar: Mujhe laga thha aap teeno bhide honge..

Saas: Teri patni ke bade kaam ka tohfa thha..

Shekhar: Woh Apu waala kaam..

Sasur: Haan..Usse baat karke aayi hai..

Saas: Kapde khol de..Aa jaa tu bhi..Itne din ka gaya hua hai..

Shekhar kapde nikaal ne laga, meri saas meri chut se utthi, babuji chit let gaye aur main unki jaangon pe chadh gayi, unka lund mutthiyaate, woh tan chuke thhe.

Sasur: Baitth jaa bahu..

Mujhe nyote ki zaroorat thhi nahin, main sataaya aur ghusaaya, Shekhar nanga hoke bistar pea a chuka thha, meri saas uski taangon ke beech chali gayi. 

Shekhar: Veena..Kya lagta hai..Maafi maangega Pulkit se woh..

Main: Maangegaaaaa…Aaaaahhh…Koshish ki hoon..Maangna toh chaahiyeeee…Babujiiiii..

Shekhar: Tu kara le, phir baat kartein hain..Maa bas..Baitth jaa..

Meri saas use tana chuki thhi, apni taangein Shekhar ki kamar pe phailaake uske lund pe baitth gayi. Babuji ne mujhe apne badan pe kheench liya thha, apni baahein mere badan pe baandh li thhi, aur kass ke pakde huey thhe aur neeche se dhakke de rahe thhe. Meri saas bhi apne bete pe ucchhalne lagi thhi. 

Mama ab bhi udaas baitthe thhe khaane ki mez pe, mami aur Janak bhi bas naam ko khaa rahe thhe, mama ka phone baja, unhonein utthaaya, kuch der sune.

Mama: Usne khud cancel karwa diya..(Sun rahe thhe phone pe)..Acchha, nahin theek hai..Agar usne khud aisa kiya hai toh theek hai..Thank you..

Mama ne phone kaata aur mami aur Janak ko dekhne lage.

Mami: Kiska phone thha..

Mama: Apne club ki office se thha, inform karne ke Apu ne apni membership cancel kar di hai..Woh club ki membership se hatt gaya hai..Ab sirf main aur tu member hain..Woh nahin..

Mami aur Janak khush thhe yeh baat sunn ke.

Mami: Yeh toh acchhi baat hai..Saari pareshaani ki jadd toh woh club hi thha..Woh hain kahaan iss samay..

Janak: Unhonein half day liya thha, shaayad club jaane ke liye..Mujhe nahin pata thha woh aisa karenge..

Mama: Par kal raat tak toh kuch badla nahin thha..Aaj achaanak yeh kya ho gaya use..

Itne mein Apu ki gaadi ki aawaaz compound mein aayi, Apu ghar ke andar aaya, aur seedha mez pe aake baitth gaya, Janak ne use paani diya aur uske saamne khaane ki plate rakh di.

Apu: Main khaa ke aaya hoon..Club gaya thha Veena didi se milne..

Mami: Woh bhabhi se didi kab ban gayi..

Apu: Behen jaisa vyavhaar kiya usne, toh didi bulaana banta hai maa..

Janak: Veena se kyun mile..Usne bulaaya thha tumhein..

Apu ne mujhse milne ki saari baat bata di, teeno sunke khush lag rahe thhe, usse, aur mere se bhi.

Mami: Usne itna bada kaam kar diya..

Mama: Maine kaha thha na, ke didi ke samdhi samdhan ki family acchhi hai..Itni acchhi hai, iska andaaza aaj hua..

Janak: Aapne club ki membership bhi chhod di..

Apu: Haan Janak..Acchha hai jaldi samajh mein aa gaya..

Mami: Pulkit se bhi baat kar le Apu..Jab itna kiya hai toh..

Apu: Karunga maa..Aur Shekhar bhaiyya se bhi karunga..Par pehle papa se maafi maang loon..

Sab mama ki taraf dekhe, unke chehre pe udaasi ab bhi thhi.

Apu: Papa..Maine kal zaroorat se zyaada keh diya, aapko aur Janak ko bhi..Bachpan ki tarah ek maar dete mujhe..Shaayad wahin sudhar jaata..Main aap dono se maafi maangta hoon..I’m sorry..

Janak bahut khush thhi, Mama ne Apu ka chehra dekha aur aadha muskuraaye.

Mama: Tu ne bahu ki baat rakh li, mere liye utna hi kaafi hai..Yeh bacchhi hamaari zimmedaari hai, iska dil kabhi dukhaana nahin, chaahe humein thhes pahuncha..

Apu: Nahin pahunchaaunga papa..Aapko bhi nahin..Par kya aap meri ek aur baat maanenge..

Mama ne haan mein sar hilaaya.

Apu: Papa, main aapko roz dekhta thha..Aap kaam pe se stressed aate thhe..Phir sharaab peeke, kabhi raat ka khaana khaate, kabhi nahin khaate..Chup chup se rehte..Na maa se baat karte, na humse..Par jabse aap bua ji ki family aur Veena ki family ke saath ghul mil gaye, aur farmhouse jaane lage, aap theek ho gaye thhe, na stress lete, na tension..Aapki sehad acchhi ho gayi thhi..Aap meri galtiyon ki wajah se, apni sehad ko kharaab na kare..Main nahin chaahta ke Veena ki family mujhe aur Janak ko apne group mein shaamil kare..Par aap unke saath jude rahiye..Meri khaatir..

Mama uska chehra dekhte rahe, mami muskuraayi aur Apu ka chehra dekhi.

Mami: Veena ka bada upkaar hai hum pe..Hai na Janak..

Janak: Haan maa..Main didi se baat karungi..

Mami: Ab woh teri bhi didi ban gayi..

Janak aur baaki sab halka sa muskuraa diye, mere rishhte pakke ho gaye thhe, aakhir woh apne hi thhe.

Pulkit Prem ke saath ghar laut gaya, raaste mein use Mami ka phone aaya. Prem gaadi chala raha thha, Pulkit phone pe mami ke saath laga thha, kuch der baat karke use phone kaata.

Prem: Gayatri Mami..

Pulkit: Haan..Keh rahi thhi ke Apu maafi maangna chaahta hai, aur woh bhi maafi maang rahi thhi uske liye..

Prem: Didi baat karne waali thhi usse, shaayad yeh sab usi ka natija hai..

Pulkit: Haan..Veena ne bataaya thha ke woh milne waali hai usse..

Prem: Bhaiyya..Agar didi ne yeh kadam utthaaya hai toh soch samajh ke kiya hoga..

Pulkit: Haan..Keh rahi thhi ke meri naaraazgi uske ghar ki shaanti se badi nahin hai..Baat toh sahi hai..

Prem: Lagta hai uska phone aayega aapko..

Pulkit: Aane de..Baat kar loonga..Waise bhi mama aur mami ki company maa papa aur tere saas sasur ko acchhi lagti hai, Apu ke wajah se kaafi cheezein kharaab ho rahi thhi, aur main bhi zidd pakad ke baitthunga, toh..Agar woh sudhar gaya hai aur Janak ka ghar bach raha hai, usse badi kya baat ho sakti hai..

Prem: Right..Forgive and forget bro..

Pulkit: Shaam ka kya program hai..

Prem: Seema utthegi toh koi program banega na..Flight pe soti nahin hai, ghar pe utthti nahin hai..

Pulkit aur Prem ki hansi chhoot gayi. 

Babuji aur meri jugal bandi maze ki chal rahi thhi, meri saas bhi mood mein aa gayi thhi.

Saas: Shekhar..Tu mere upar aa..

Shekhar ne meri saas ko palta ke chit lita diya, aur phir uske upar aake dabaake dhakke maarne laga, meri saas bhi hawa mein taangein lehra lehra ke chud rahi thhi, babuji aur main un dono ko dekh ke muskura rahe thhe. Babuji ne mera chehra kareeb laaya.

Sasur: Dekh kaise maze le rahi hai..Ab Deepak ki yaad nahin aa rahi hai use..

Main: Aapko meri maa ki yaad aa rahi hai..?

Sasur: Teri maa ki yaad hamesha aati hai..

Main: Itne din farmhouse pe guzaarne ke baad bhi..

Sasur: Uska alag maza hai Bahu..Choda lund se jaata hai, par maza dil ko aata hai..Teri maa dil ko maza deti hai..

Main: Aur main..

Sasur: Tu mera teesra pyaar hai..

Main: Teesra..

Sasur: Ginti laga..Pehle Devisha, phir Devika, phir Tu..

Shekhar aur meri saas ab jhadne waale thhe, babuji bhi mere saath baaton ka maza aur chudai ka maza dono le rahe thhe.

Sasur: Shaam ka koi program bana tum dono ka..

Main: Nahiiiiiiiin…Ahhhhhhhh..Chudai khatam ho toh aage ka kuch banaaye..Aap ke dil mein kya hai..

Sasur: Soch raha hoon Deepak aur teri maa ko yahin bula loon..

Main: Phir maa..

Sasur: Arre baatein karne, thoda pee lenge..Bas aise hi..

Main: Aur phir ma ape chadhenge..Uske bagair toh aap soyenge nahin..

Sasur: Teri maa ne diya toh le loonga..

Main: Aap phone toh karo, maa papa daudtein aayenge..

Sasur: Haan..Deepak aur Devisha ka bhi bhida rehta hai na..

Main: Aap chaaro bhide raho, main aur Shekhar kuch program bana lenge..Shaayad Pulkit, Prem aur dono bhabhiyaan bhi shaamil ho jaayein..

Sasur: Agar meri beti utthi toh na..

Meri hansi chhoot gayi, unki bhi. Maine unke honthon pe ek ungli rakh di.

Main: Ab jhada do babuji..

Itne mein Shekhar ka phone baja, woh aur meri saas jhad chuke thhe. Usne utthaaya, babuji aur mere jhadna shuru thha. Usne phone speaker pe rakkha, mera jhadna, aur chillaana ek saath shuru thha.

Shekhar: Bol Pulkit..

Pulkit: Wahaan toh dopahar mein hi shuru ho gaye tum sab..Veena ki aawaaz hai naa..

Shekhar: Haan..Veena hi hai..Par mere saath nahin..Papa ke saath hai..Mere saath maa hai..

Pulkit: Disturb toh nahin kiya..

Shekhar: Nahin..Ho gaya hamaara..Bol..

Pulkit: Sunn..Shaam ko kuch kartein hain kya..

Shekhar: Main ready hoon..Seema utth gayi kya..

Pulkit: Pata nahin, Prem aur main raaste mein hain..

Shekhar: Tum log joh decide, Veena aur main aa jaayenge..

Pulkit: Toh babuji aur maa ko bhi ready hone ko bol dena..

Main: Pulkit bhaiyya..Babuji maa papa ke saath program banaane ka soch rahein hain..

Pulkit: Arre yaar, in chaaron ka kuch nahin ho sakta..Oh shit..Maa..Sorry..Sorry babuji..

Babuji aur hum sab hansne lage.

Sasur: Sahi kaha, hum chaaron ka kuch nahin ho sakta..Tum log apna program bana lo..

Prem: Babuji..Aisa mat kijiye..Itne dino baad sab mile hain..kahin chaltein hain..Dinner pe..

Saas: Prem..Gayatri ke yahaan tension chal raha hai..Hum soch rahein hain ke Deepesh aur Gayatri ko tere maa papa ke saath bula lein..Unka dil behla rahega..

Prem: Maa..Wahaan sab theek hoga abhi..Didi pe full confidence hai..Un chaaron ko kuch der akela chhod detein hain..

Maa: Yeh bhi theek hai..Toh phir tum sab decide karo..Par baahar jaane ka program mat rakho..Hamaare ya tumhaare ghar hum sab kuch kartein hain..

Pulkit: Kya kuch karenge maa..Ek hi toh cheez karenge..Aa jaaiyye hamaare ghar..Kyunke Seema ko neend mein uttha ke laana mushkil hai..

Sab hansne lage, Pulkit ne phone kaata, Mera aur babuji ka ho chuka thha, lund andar hi thha aur main unke upar padi thhi, jaise Shekhar ma ape.

Shekhar: Kya kehtein hain papa..

Sasur: Chal chaltein hain wahaan..Chai peeke..

Main aur Shekhar utthhe aur apne kamre ke washroom chale gaye, shower ke neeche main uski baahon mein thhi.

Main: Yaad nahin aayi meri wahaan..

Shekhar: Nahin..

Main: Bilkul nahin..

Shekhar: Hmmmm..Thodi aayi thhi ek minute ke liye, phir ek gori receptionist ko dekhke chali gayi..

Maine ek halka mukka uske pet pe de maara, woh hansne laga aur mujhe kass ke apne badan se daba diya, apni baahon mein.

Shekhar: Tu Kanpur mein baitthe baitthe itne bade kaam kar rahi hai..Agar saath le jaata toh yahaan ek family toot jaati..

Main: Acchha..Toh isiliye saath nahin le gaye thhe..

Shekhar: Hum dono jaayenge..Akele..Bas hum dono..

Main: Pakka..

Shekhar: Pakka..

Main: Kuch surprise plan karoon shaam ke liye..

Shekhar: Kya chal raha hai tere dimaag mein..

Main: Orgy..

Shekhar: Woh toh ho hi jaayegi jab dono family milenge..

Main: Badi orgy..Joh aaj tak kabhi hui nahin..

Shekhar: Saare sheher ko bulaayegi..

Maine phir use mukka maara.

Main: Karoon organize…

Shekhar: Bol toh sahi kaun kaun aayega..Apu aur Janakka soch rahi hai na tu..

Main: Surprise hai..Woh do toh aayenge hi..Ab sirf paanch bajj rahein hain..Agar dus baje tak bhi sab aa gaye toh dhamaal ho jaayega..

Shekhar: Tujhe joh karna hai kar..Abhi ek ho jaaye..

Main: Raat ke liye bacha ke rakkho..Nahin toh mood kharaab ho jaayega..